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- 0:01Speaker 1: Welcome to Stuff you Should Know, a production of iHeartRadio. Hey,
- 0:11Speaker 1: and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh, and Chuck's here,
- 0:14Speaker 1: I'm Jerry's here. So that makes the Stuff you Should Know.
- 0:17Speaker 1: And I guess we're just get to call this one
- 0:20Speaker 1: of our silly editions.
- 0:23Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if it's silly. I think it's
- 0:25Speaker 2: kind of fun. People like caring about curses even though
- 0:28Speaker 2: you know it's not a real thing, right.
- 0:31Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I would call silliness fun inherently.
- 0:35Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 0:35Speaker 1: Okay, Well, then we're in agreement.
- 0:37Speaker 2: I just want to clear up whether or not we
- 0:39Speaker 2: were a cursed podcast, because we are. We've had pretty
- 0:43Speaker 2: good successes at our curse.
- 0:45Speaker 1: Well, no, don't you remember we have a curse on
- 0:47Speaker 1: other people's TV shows and our own.
- 0:49Speaker 2: Actually, oh, that's right. When we would mention something, a
- 0:53Speaker 2: TV show would get canceled.
- 0:54Speaker 1: Right, No, when we would go on a TV show,
- 0:57Speaker 1: it would get canceled. Oh yeah, it happened to I
- 1:01Speaker 1: don't remember the name of her program, but one of
- 1:03Speaker 1: Solidad O'Brien's shows. Yeah, the whatever show with the Alexis
- 1:07Speaker 1: and Jennifer Uh huh. Jeff Probs daytime talk.
- 1:11Speaker 2: Show yeah, propsed in it up. I think it's called.
- 1:15Speaker 1: And I'm sure there's more, but like all three of
- 1:18Speaker 1: those we went on and like seriously, within weeks they
- 1:21Speaker 1: were canceled off the air or something.
- 1:23Speaker 2: Man, now I'm suddenly glad we never went on Conan O'Brien.
- 1:27Speaker 1: Yeah really, So, yes, we have our own curse, which
- 1:30Speaker 1: is hilarious and wonderful because I think that's just one
- 1:33Speaker 1: more one more feather to put in our cap, you know.
- 1:35Speaker 2: That's right. And as you pointed out, we when we
- 1:37Speaker 2: went on our own TV show that was also canceled.
- 1:41Speaker 1: Yeah, that was bound to happen, actually got canceled.
- 1:44Speaker 2: I always say canceled, it was not renewed. There's a difference.
- 1:47Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's a big difference. Canceled is like just stop,
- 1:50Speaker 1: stop to stop.
- 1:53Speaker 2: It is like, you know, we covered one show last
- 1:56Speaker 2: week that had a radar show for mash had a pilot,
- 1:59Speaker 2: and that got.
- 2:00Speaker 1: Canceled, yeah, like mid air basically.
- 2:03Speaker 2: Yeah, before it hit the West coast. So that made
- 2:06Speaker 2: me feel a lot better.
- 2:07Speaker 1: So let's just say, let's just give a little heads
- 2:09Speaker 1: up to everybody, especially the people who are like all
- 2:12Speaker 1: I want is science from stuff you should know. This
- 2:14Speaker 1: is like I said, it's a little silly. You said,
- 2:16Speaker 1: it's going to be fun. A lot of this stuff
- 2:18Speaker 1: is just legend. So we kind of tried to fact
- 2:21Speaker 1: check as much as we could, but factchecking is a
- 2:24Speaker 1: little bit beyond the point because when you start to
- 2:28Speaker 1: look into them, everything just falls apart. So that's why,
- 2:30Speaker 1: you know, we're basically doing an anthropological view of some
- 2:34Speaker 1: famous curses or interesting curses that aren't necessarily famous.
- 2:38Speaker 2: That's right, And we're going to start with the curse
- 2:41Speaker 2: on Brunswick Springs, and that is a place in Brunswick, Vermont, Yeah,
- 2:45Speaker 2: that has has a spring, has actually six of them,
- 2:49Speaker 2: and each one of these they're pretty great springs. They
- 2:51Speaker 2: have some different minerals flowing out of each one, magnesium, sulfur, bromide, calcium, iron,
- 2:56Speaker 2: and arsenic and because you know, springs are a great
- 3:00Speaker 2: place to heal oneself depending on what's going on with
- 3:04Speaker 2: you and what the spring can offer. And so obviously
- 3:07Speaker 2: a lot of people over the years have tried to
- 3:09Speaker 2: you know, capitalize and charge money on these springs, but
- 3:14Speaker 2: not anymore.
- 3:15Speaker 1: No, they actually kind of stopped trying. And the reason
- 3:19Speaker 1: why is because there's a curse on the springs. We'll
- 3:22Speaker 1: see what the deal is with that starting now.
- 3:27Speaker 2: Sound like you're gonna say right after this break.
- 3:29Speaker 1: Or something, So let's all go with the Abenaki, chuck.
- 3:32Speaker 2: Yeah, they are an Algonquin speaking tribe and they have
- 3:36Speaker 2: lived in that area. And you know, Brunswick, Verman is
- 3:39Speaker 2: a lovely area, so I don't blame them, but they've
- 3:41Speaker 2: been living there for about twelve thousand years. And they
- 3:44Speaker 2: obviously were the first ones to say like, hey, this
- 3:46Speaker 2: spring is pretty great. Because they are a indigenous tribe,
- 3:50Speaker 2: they considered it a sacred place and they thought that
- 3:54Speaker 2: the springs had mystical healing powers and you know, at
- 3:57Speaker 2: the very least they probably have some sort of health benefits.
- 4:00Speaker 1: Yeah. Sure, but this was like sacred ground to the Abenaki.
- 4:03Speaker 1: It still is as a matter of fact, and so
- 4:06Speaker 1: as part of their oral tradition and as far as
- 4:08Speaker 1: legend goes too, during the French and Indian War, the
- 4:12Speaker 1: Abanaki brought a wounded French soldier. And remember French and
- 4:17Speaker 1: Indian War doesn't mean the French were fighting the Native Americans.
- 4:20Speaker 1: They were fighting together against the British right. So the
- 4:24Speaker 1: French soldier was fighting alongside the Abenaki. He got wounded,
- 4:28Speaker 1: and depending on who you ask, either he was wounded
- 4:30Speaker 1: in his arm and was probably going to lose it.
- 4:33Speaker 1: He was mortally wounded. The point of the story is
- 4:36Speaker 1: that he was wounded. They took him to Brunswick Springs
- 4:39Speaker 1: and he was miraculously cured by the spring water. It
- 4:43Speaker 1: was a really bro gesture of the Abenaki to do
- 4:46Speaker 1: that for him.
- 4:47Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. So obviously that soldier is like, hey,
- 4:51Speaker 2: this worked wonders for me. I think I can probably
- 4:53Speaker 2: make a little money on this thing. So he returned
- 4:56Speaker 2: later after he was healed. He took over this ring
- 5:00Speaker 2: basically and started bottling and selling the water, and the
- 5:03Speaker 2: Abenaki confronted him were like, this is no good. There
- 5:07Speaker 2: was a bit of a tiff that broke out and
- 5:09Speaker 2: bloodshed as a result. There was the death of a
- 5:11Speaker 2: man and his infant child, which is super sad, and
- 5:15Speaker 2: the wife and mother of those two basically said, all right,
- 5:20Speaker 2: you know what that means. It's cursed time anyone from
- 5:23Speaker 2: here till the end of time that comes along, and
- 5:26Speaker 2: I'm summarizing, of course that comes along and tries to
- 5:30Speaker 2: exploit these sacred Springs for profit shall be cursed and
- 5:34Speaker 2: it will not be a success.
- 5:36Speaker 1: Yeah, which is kind of a mild curse for having
- 5:39Speaker 1: just lost your husband and baby.
- 5:41Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say, like, and also you suffer illness
- 5:44Speaker 2: and disease and die.
- 5:45Speaker 1: Right exactly. So, very shortly after that, the British one,
- 5:52Speaker 1: essentially the French Indian War, and the Abenaki were removed
- 5:56Speaker 1: from the area around the Brunswick Springs and they were
- 6:01Speaker 1: essentially moved out of the way by British colonists who
- 6:03Speaker 1: settled around there, and so they essentially lost control over
- 6:08Speaker 1: their sacred ground. And one hundred years after that, somebody
- 6:12Speaker 1: finally was like, we're going to build a resort here,
- 6:15Speaker 1: like these are this is a great spa, right, So
- 6:18Speaker 1: they built a spa resort and there's a website called
- 6:22Speaker 1: the Vermonter and they did a great story on this.
- 6:25Speaker 1: But they turned up a hotel brochure from the eighteen
- 6:28Speaker 1: sixties and it said that the spa offered medicine waters
- 6:33Speaker 1: from the Great Spirit. So, just to add insult to injury,
- 6:37Speaker 1: not only have they been like this is our spring, now, thanks,
- 6:39Speaker 1: you go move somewhere else, they were like, by the way,
- 6:43Speaker 1: even the Native Americans think this is pretty amazing, so
- 6:46Speaker 1: come pay to stay here. So the hotel actually did
- 6:50Speaker 1: fairly well for the first few decades, and then the
- 6:54Speaker 1: curse finally woke up and was like where am I. Oh, yeah,
- 6:57Speaker 1: I better get to business.
- 7:00Speaker 2: That's right. I'm surprised when they included that medicine water
- 7:04Speaker 2: from the Great Spirit, like they were really asking for
- 7:05Speaker 2: it at that point. But that didn't awaken the curse.
- 7:08Speaker 2: But you were right. What would awaken the curse would
- 7:11Speaker 2: be when a dentist took it over and expanded the resort.
- 7:16Speaker 2: And this was in eighteen ninety four and it burned
- 7:18Speaker 2: to the ground. About twenty years after that, a guy
- 7:21Speaker 2: named John Hutchins bought the place rebuilt it, and this
- 7:24Speaker 2: was in nineteen twenty nine. That also burned down. So
- 7:27Speaker 2: he's like, all right, I guess I'm going to rebuild
- 7:29Speaker 2: it again, and I'm going to add a couple of
- 7:31Speaker 2: more hotels to make it worth my while. They all
- 7:33Speaker 2: burned down in nineteen thirty and nineteen thirty one, so
- 7:36Speaker 2: he was like, all right, I guess this place really
- 7:39Speaker 2: is cursed. I'm out of here.
- 7:41Speaker 1: Yeah, And since then, no one's tried to rebuild there again,
- 7:45Speaker 1: and the ruins of the hotel are still around. It's
- 7:48Speaker 1: pretty cool. There's some good photos of it on that
- 7:51Speaker 1: Vermont website. There's like a couple foundations the old train
- 7:55Speaker 1: platforms there, there's some staircases that go into an old cellar.
- 8:00Speaker 1: But there's never going to be anyone who tries their
- 8:04Speaker 1: hand at it again who says, forget this curse. I'm
- 8:06Speaker 1: going to try and build my own spa and see
- 8:10Speaker 1: if that burns down.
- 8:12Speaker 2: Why, chuck, Well, because the Abenaki tribe actually purchased the
- 8:16Speaker 2: land around the springs and sold it to Vermont. They said,
- 8:21Speaker 2: all right, we're going to sell this to you. This
- 8:22Speaker 2: just a few years ago, and now it's held in
- 8:24Speaker 2: a trust and it's not ever going to be developed.
- 8:27Speaker 1: Pretty neat. Huh.
- 8:28Speaker 2: Yeah, it's great.
- 8:29Speaker 1: That's a great end of that story. Agreed, And the
- 8:32Speaker 1: Chris was able to fall back to sleep.
- 8:35Speaker 2: Go back to sleep now, curse and you're going to
- 8:38Speaker 2: wake up in Hollywood, California.
- 8:40Speaker 1: Well hold on, let's have Jerry put some interstitial Christmas
- 8:43Speaker 1: music in between these.
- 8:49Speaker 2: All right, So hooray for Hollywood. This is when I
- 8:52Speaker 2: had heard of before the Curse of Attuk it's a
- 8:56Speaker 2: pretty well regarded curse as far as you know. In
- 8:59Speaker 2: Hollyod with Circles, there was a script based on a book.
- 9:04Speaker 2: It was a nineteen sixty three satirical Canadian novel called
- 9:08Speaker 2: The Incomparable I Took by Mordecai Rickler, and it's about
- 9:12Speaker 2: an Inuit hunter and poet from Canada who is discovered
- 9:17Speaker 2: by a documentary crew and brought back to the big
- 9:19Speaker 2: city of Toronto, and is you know, it's sort of
- 9:23Speaker 2: like a King Kong thing. It's like an exotic curiosity.
- 9:25Speaker 2: And of course, as you know, you would expect, once
- 9:28Speaker 2: I took us in the city, it's like a fish
- 9:30Speaker 2: out of water story. But then he realizes like how
- 9:33Speaker 2: awesome Toronto is and how great it is to be
- 9:35Speaker 2: a big city guy and to be famous and kind
- 9:37Speaker 2: of rich, and so he wants to fit in there
- 9:39Speaker 2: and live that life and eventually runs for office.
- 9:43Speaker 1: You're right, it's a great satirical novel. It's essentially the
- 9:47Speaker 1: antithesis of Crocodile Dundee because remember, he moved to the
- 9:50Speaker 1: big city, but he changed the big city. The big
- 9:53Speaker 1: city didn't change.
- 9:54Speaker 2: Him, that's right. And there was actually a line and
- 9:56Speaker 2: it took where he had a knife pulled on him
- 9:58Speaker 2: and he said, that is a knife that was really
- 10:01Speaker 2: worth the effort.
- 10:02Speaker 1: It really was. You got there eventually.
- 10:04Speaker 2: It took me four It takes everybody.
- 10:06Speaker 1: Good lord, I've never heard so many beeps in one spot.
- 10:09Speaker 2: Oh gosh, okay, Jerry.
- 10:11Speaker 1: I can just see Jerry editing this with her face
- 10:14Speaker 1: at her hand.
- 10:14Speaker 2: This needs to go in her blueper reel, and that
- 10:16Speaker 2: Jerry doesn't do anymore.
- 10:18Speaker 1: I know. So what the book came out in nineteen
- 10:21Speaker 1: sixty eight, and it was optioned within three years. Yeah,
- 10:26Speaker 1: sixty three, I thought sixty eight. Oh okay, so yeah,
- 10:29Speaker 1: I guess it took a little while for the Americans
- 10:31Speaker 1: to catch on. Yeah, they the script was purchased, it
- 10:35Speaker 1: took a few years to turn it into a script
- 10:39Speaker 1: to adapt it. And when they did adapt that, they
- 10:41Speaker 1: americanized it so that it took didn't come from the
- 10:46Speaker 1: great northern reaches of Canada. That took came from Alaska.
- 10:51Speaker 1: And he wasn't taken to Toronto. He was taken to
- 10:53Speaker 1: New York. Right, Yeah, so that did not trigger this
- 10:57Speaker 1: movie getting made. I guess. I mean, you would know
- 11:00Speaker 1: way better than me, But I mean like, what percentage
- 11:04Speaker 1: of scripts actually get made? Like, are there way more
- 11:07Speaker 1: scripts out there that have just been passing passed around
- 11:10Speaker 1: for years and years or that's actually kind of rare.
- 11:13Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder what the percentage is. I mean, if
- 11:15Speaker 2: you're talking about scripts that actually get like bought by
- 11:18Speaker 2: a studio, I bet I bet ten percent of those
- 11:23Speaker 2: get made into movies.
- 11:24Speaker 1: Maybe not wow wow, Well this was one of them.
- 11:27Speaker 1: It was passed around Hollywood for years, years and years,
- 11:31Speaker 1: it just never got made. But over the years there
- 11:34Speaker 1: are plenty of people who are like, this is a
- 11:35Speaker 1: great script. I want to do this movie. And the
- 11:38Speaker 1: first to step up came in nineteen eighty two. The
- 11:41Speaker 1: beginning of nineteen eighty two, an actor named John Belu
- 11:46Speaker 1: she I think and is Belashie Belashee. Sorry, he got
- 11:51Speaker 1: his hands on and he's like, I love this script.
- 11:53Speaker 1: I'm gonna actually star as a took. And I guess
- 11:58Speaker 1: the ball didn't even begin to get rolling. It was
- 12:00Speaker 1: sitting there, held in place by inertia still before Bellashie died.
- 12:07Speaker 2: Yeah. He died very sadly at age thirty three in
- 12:11Speaker 2: the Chateau Marmont Hotel from doing drugs from a speedball. Yes,
- 12:16Speaker 2: very famously. I get the picture. A dook is probably
- 12:19Speaker 2: a big fella. Yeah, because everybody that has followed in
- 12:22Speaker 2: Belushi's footsteps has been, you know, of larger proportions. So
- 12:27Speaker 2: after Belushi passed, it went back into turnaround. It's been
- 12:30Speaker 2: a few more years getting kicked around. And then Sam Kennison,
- 12:34Speaker 2: the great comedian, signed on in nineteen eighty eight, and
- 12:37Speaker 2: they actually started filming, right.
- 12:40Speaker 1: I think they got eight days into it.
- 12:42Speaker 2: Okay, did you know if.
- 12:43Speaker 1: Real quick Sam Kennison was a fire and Brimstone itinerant preacher. Yeah,
- 12:50Speaker 1: I did not know that. He started out like that
- 12:51Speaker 1: makes sense, I can totally see it, but wow. So yeah,
- 12:55Speaker 1: they filmed this film eight days worth of this movie,
- 12:57Speaker 1: and I guess Sam Kennison had really read the script
- 13:01Speaker 1: because after that point he was like, Hey, I really
- 13:04Speaker 1: want some more say and like what the script rewrights
- 13:07Speaker 1: are going to do? And the studio is like, a
- 13:10Speaker 1: We're not really happy about that, and Kennison was like, oh, yeah,
- 13:13Speaker 1: well I'm going to deliver a terrible performance. And the
- 13:16Speaker 1: studio said, oh yeah, well we're going to sue you.
- 13:18Speaker 1: And they did. They follow a lawsuit against him.
- 13:21Speaker 2: Yeah, it got pretty ugly, so production was obviously halted
- 13:25Speaker 2: and it was still sort of in being contested when
- 13:29Speaker 2: Sam Kennison very sadly died in a car wreck in
- 13:33Speaker 2: nineteen ninety two at age thirty eight.
- 13:35Speaker 1: Okay, all right, that's a little weird. So far two
- 13:38Speaker 1: actors who tried to play it took have died young.
- 13:42Speaker 1: But surely that doesn't mean anything.
- 13:44Speaker 2: Right, No, curses aren't real.
- 13:47Speaker 1: No, although it is real because if you continue on
- 13:50Speaker 1: just a few more years, it took the script claimed
- 13:53Speaker 1: more lives.
- 13:56Speaker 2: That's right. In nineteen ninety six, screenwriter Michael o'donne hugh,
- 14:00Speaker 2: who I believe was an SNL guy. Yes, the original
- 14:04Speaker 2: script writer. I looked him up. I can't remember his
- 14:06Speaker 2: name now. Maybe it was Todd Carrodge something. He was
- 14:10Speaker 2: a National lampoon guy, and maybe Michael o'donahue was too.
- 14:14Speaker 2: So it's kind of been that world long way of saying.
- 14:17Speaker 2: He took over, did some rewrites and recruited none other
- 14:21Speaker 2: than the great, great John Candy, and very sadly, we
- 14:24Speaker 2: all know what happened to John Candy. He passed away
- 14:26Speaker 2: at the age of forty three of a heart attack
- 14:29Speaker 2: and o'donahue also died of a cerebral hemorrhage at fifty eight,
- 14:33Speaker 2: so that was a double curse. And this is the
- 14:35Speaker 2: point where I can remind everybody to go out and
- 14:37Speaker 2: watch the John Candy documentary because it is wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.
- 14:42Speaker 1: Okay, good, thank you for that. One other thing about that,
- 14:46Speaker 1: John Candy and Michael o'donnahugh died the same year, in
- 14:51Speaker 1: nineteen ninety six, which was also the same year that
- 14:54Speaker 1: they decided to make this movie.
- 14:57Speaker 2: Is that not clear?
- 14:58Speaker 1: No? Okay, so that was I mean to me, that's like,
- 15:03Speaker 1: that's very surprising. Okay. I'm also you, guys, I'm not
- 15:07Speaker 1: this really this credulous, but it is very interesting to me. Okay,
- 15:11Speaker 1: for sure what happened the next year, Chuck, Surely the
- 15:15Speaker 1: horrible reign of Terror of a took came to an
- 15:18Speaker 1: end after John Candy and Michael o'donnick.
- 15:21Speaker 2: No, No, I think you know who's coming. Very sadly.
- 15:24Speaker 2: If if there's one more person kind of waiting in
- 15:26Speaker 2: the wings for this kind of role, it's Chris Farley.
- 15:29Speaker 2: Of course. In nineteen ninety seven, he decided to take
- 15:31Speaker 2: on this role and got his buddy Phil Hartman on board,
- 15:35Speaker 2: and we should doubly point this out. They died before
- 15:38Speaker 2: they could get that movie made the very same year.
- 15:41Speaker 1: Yeah, that same year, the same year, Yeah, Chris Farley died,
- 15:47Speaker 1: that's right. The next year Phil Hartman died. We did
- 15:50Speaker 1: a whole episode on him.
- 15:51Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a good one.
- 15:53Speaker 1: Yeah. So, I mean there's a bunch of deaths of
- 15:56Speaker 1: people tagged onto a Took, and It Took still hasn't
- 16:01Speaker 1: been made. It's a very weird curse as far as
- 16:04Speaker 1: Hollywood curses go, and there's plenty of those. It's a
- 16:06Speaker 1: strange curse if you ask me. But the people that
- 16:10Speaker 1: Tails from Development Hell website, they did a pretty good
- 16:13Speaker 1: article on this and they pointed out that if It
- 16:16Speaker 1: Took is a killer script, there's other killer scripts out
- 16:18Speaker 1: there that all those same people were attached to it.
- 16:21Speaker 1: At least Belushi, Kennison, Candy and Farley were.
- 16:25Speaker 2: Yeah. The very famously the Great Great Book A Confederacy
- 16:29Speaker 2: of Dunce's has never been made, and there's been just
- 16:32Speaker 2: tons and tons of people attached. I think Philip Seymour
- 16:34Speaker 2: Hoffman was attached to that as well, and he passed
- 16:37Speaker 2: away and I think Will Ferrell was attached. There's been
- 16:40Speaker 2: a lot of people attached because it's just such a
- 16:41Speaker 2: great book. Did you ever read that?
- 16:44Speaker 1: No? I is it just about like southern foibles? Or
- 16:48Speaker 1: is it like better, bigger?
- 16:51Speaker 2: It's better? Okay, Yeah, it's good.
- 16:54Speaker 1: What's it? Foible? Just a unique kind of sometimes naked
- 17:00Speaker 1: of characteristic or trade or habit or something like that.
- 17:03Speaker 1: Just something that makes somebody themselves and not like other
- 17:07Speaker 1: people that you kind of have to put up with
- 17:09Speaker 1: if you're gonna love that person. How about that?
- 17:11Speaker 2: Oh? So I have many foibles?
- 17:13Speaker 1: Oh I have a lot of too.
- 17:16Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the other one? Of the Fatty Arbuckle biopic?
- 17:20Speaker 2: All those guys are attached to that at one point
- 17:22Speaker 2: as well.
- 17:23Speaker 1: That's weird that all of those guys and Philip Seymour
- 17:26Speaker 1: Hoffman were attached to the Confederacy of Dunces too. That's interesting.
- 17:30Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 17:30Speaker 1: I'm glad you mentioned Will Ferrell though, because I want
- 17:33Speaker 1: to take a second and give a PSA the defensive
- 17:36Speaker 1: Will Ferrell and John c Riley and their movie Holmes
- 17:40Speaker 1: and Watson.
- 17:41Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you texted me you liked it, right, Yes.
- 17:44Speaker 1: When we did our episode on I guess, Sherlock Holmes. Yeah,
- 17:48Speaker 1: we got a lot of hate from people who were like,
- 17:51Speaker 1: that movie sucked, it's terrible, and it's got like a
- 17:54Speaker 1: really bad rating generally on it's just to.
- 17:56Speaker 2: Be just one of the worst movies. So I'm glad
- 17:59Speaker 2: you liked it.
- 17:59Speaker 1: That is wrong. I mean, if you're going in looking
- 18:02Speaker 1: for any kind of high browse cinema, yes you're going
- 18:05Speaker 1: to be deeply disappointed. But if you're familiar with the
- 18:08Speaker 1: cinema of John c Riley and Will Ferrell together, yeah,
- 18:12Speaker 1: you're gonna actually be pleasantly surprised, especially if you think
- 18:15Speaker 1: you're going in there like this movie kind of sucks.
- 18:17Speaker 1: It's it's cute. It's a good movie as far as
- 18:19Speaker 1: those movies are concerned.
- 18:20Speaker 2: I want to check it out now, I will. Yeah,
- 18:23Speaker 2: was there a Catalina wine mixer in that one?
- 18:26Speaker 1: No, there was not, no, nothing like that. It was
- 18:28Speaker 1: a very it was true to the period.
- 18:32Speaker 2: Well, I kind of want to see it now, so
- 18:34Speaker 2: you should see it.
- 18:35Speaker 1: I texted to you and told you to see it.
- 18:37Speaker 1: And this is what it takes for you to finally
- 18:38Speaker 1: listen to me.
- 18:40Speaker 2: All Right, I'm gonna go funder my foibles and we'll
- 18:43Speaker 2: be back after this.
- 18:45Speaker 3: You came along and it was like, yeah, well we
- 18:55Speaker 3: were work pals.
- 19:00Speaker 1: Okay, Chuck, We're gonna head on over to present day
- 19:12Speaker 1: Uzbekistan and there you'll find that I had already parked
- 19:17Speaker 1: the way back machine. So let's get in.
- 19:24Speaker 2: That's right, and we are talking about the Curse of
- 19:28Speaker 2: tamer Lame. Originally Timur the Lame, And we very much
- 19:33Speaker 2: need to point out here that calling someone lame is
- 19:36Speaker 2: not a word that we use anymore, very much an
- 19:40Speaker 2: antiquated term, but that was what they called Timor, and
- 19:43Speaker 2: it was then anglicized to tamer Lame t a m
- 19:46Speaker 2: E r l a n E tamer Lane, not lame, right,
- 19:51Speaker 2: So maybe they were already getting the picture, like it's
- 19:53Speaker 2: not a nice thing to say, right.
- 19:56Speaker 1: He was a fourteenth century Mongol war lord. I don't
- 20:00Speaker 1: don't know if he's a descendant, probably, but he's certainly
- 20:03Speaker 1: a successor to Genghis Khan or Chingas Khan, and very
- 20:07Speaker 1: much like Chingis Khan, he was responsible for the deaths
- 20:10Speaker 1: of lots and lots of people. Yeah, the number that
- 20:13Speaker 1: I see bandied about most frequently is seventeen million people, jeez,
- 20:17Speaker 1: which even more impressive is that that is about five
- 20:21Speaker 1: percent of the entire global population at the time. That's
- 20:25Speaker 1: how many people died as a result of Tamerlane's conquests.
- 20:29Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think by impressive you mean depressing.
- 20:31Speaker 1: Sure, yes, exactly. I mean if you are impressed by
- 20:35Speaker 1: large numbers regardless, what theres en that's all I mean.
- 20:39Speaker 2: Yeah, So what are you into large numbers?
- 20:43Speaker 1: Yeah, listen to this one seventeen million?
- 20:46Speaker 2: Whoa very impressed?
- 20:49Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Deaths?
- 20:51Speaker 2: This date is over. So he was known as the
- 20:55Speaker 2: scourge of God, and he was a member of the
- 20:57Speaker 2: bar Last tribe or the Barlest tribe, and well you
- 21:00Speaker 2: already spoiled that one and what is now Ubekistan. And
- 21:04Speaker 2: they he was, you know, he did what they do.
- 21:06Speaker 2: He the sacked cities all over the place, Moscow, Persia, Deli, Damascus,
- 21:11Speaker 2: you name it. And he's you know, known as one
- 21:15Speaker 2: of the you know, I hate saying great, but one
- 21:17Speaker 2: of the great conquerors.
- 21:18Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean as far as conquerors and all the
- 21:20Speaker 1: terrible things that it's attendant with being a conqueror or
- 21:23Speaker 1: being conquered by a conqueror, he is often placed on
- 21:27Speaker 1: equal footing with Darius the First Alexander the Great chingis
- 21:31Speaker 1: Khan again.
- 21:33Speaker 2: Darius Rutger exactly.
- 21:36Speaker 1: Well, wait as the hoodie frontman or as a country star.
- 21:40Speaker 2: I think he's conquered.
- 21:41Speaker 1: All Okay, well then, yeah, Darius Rutger makes sense. One
- 21:45Speaker 1: of the things, though, is about some of these conquerors,
- 21:48Speaker 1: including tamer Lane. He was also credited with spreading a
- 21:52Speaker 1: lot of culture too. And there's actually a type of architecture,
- 21:56Speaker 1: architectural style called timrod And that you can find in
- 22:00Speaker 1: the capital city of Samarkan in Uzbekistan. It's incredibly ornate
- 22:06Speaker 1: and colorful and beautiful, and it's credited to his reign.
- 22:10Speaker 2: That's great.
- 22:12Speaker 1: Yeah, that's about the best thing you could say.
- 22:14Speaker 2: You were trying to find something positive.
- 22:16Speaker 1: Sure, if you got up pictures of that kind of
- 22:19Speaker 1: architectural style, you'd be like, wow, that guy is impressive.
- 22:23Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very nice. I know you guys are all
- 22:25Speaker 2: going like, okay, jeez, guys, is he cursed or not?
- 22:29Speaker 2: So it turns out there was a curse. He died
- 22:30Speaker 2: in fourteen oh five during his last campaign. He fell ill,
- 22:35Speaker 2: and he was put in an ebony coffin and entombed
- 22:38Speaker 2: in a mausoleum at a mosque in Samarkan, and he
- 22:44Speaker 2: was there just you know, entombed is a dead person
- 22:48Speaker 2: for about five hundred years until Stalin came along in
- 22:50Speaker 2: nineteen forty one and said, do you know what I
- 22:53Speaker 2: want to see? If this guy truly had apparently the
- 22:57Speaker 2: lame and again I hate even using that words, but
- 22:59Speaker 2: his issue was that he had issues with both his
- 23:03Speaker 2: right limbs, his right arm and his right leg, and
- 23:06Speaker 2: Stalin sounds like he wanted to get down to the
- 23:09Speaker 2: nitty gritty and see if that was really true.
- 23:11Speaker 1: Yeah. I also get the impression that Stalin was also
- 23:13Speaker 1: flexing his power, like over his vassal states, you know,
- 23:19Speaker 1: saying like, you're this conquering hero that's like the most
- 23:22Speaker 1: revered person in your culture. I can dig him up
- 23:25Speaker 1: basically if I want to.
- 23:27Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 23:27Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 23:27Speaker 1: One of the other points of the expedition was that
- 23:30Speaker 1: the leader of the expedition, Mikhail jerezim Off. Yeah, he
- 23:34Speaker 1: was a renowned forensic reconstructionist, so he was going to
- 23:38Speaker 1: take Tamberlaine's skull and basically do a lifelike likeness of
- 23:42Speaker 1: him from it. Right. So here's the problem with all
- 23:46Speaker 1: that there's a There was an inscription they say on
- 23:51Speaker 1: Timor's tomb that read, whosoever disturbs my grave shall unleasha
- 23:57Speaker 1: conquer greater than I. So they enter Timor's tomb, they
- 24:03Speaker 1: disentomb him. I guess is what you would call that.
- 24:06Speaker 2: They exom him.
- 24:07Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think I zoom means take out of
- 24:09Speaker 1: the ground. This is taking out of the right good point. Yeah,
- 24:14Speaker 1: So they take him out of his tomb. Let's just
- 24:16Speaker 1: stop being hoity toity. And two days later, two days later,
- 24:23Speaker 1: Hitler rolls across the Russian border, the western Russian border,
- 24:27Speaker 1: in the biggest land invasion ever before or since. It's
- 24:33Speaker 1: called Operation Barbarossa.
- 24:35Speaker 2: And how many days later was this too?
- 24:38Speaker 1: Just too? Yeah? Two two days after they disentombed Timor.
- 24:43Speaker 2: The setting of two suns.
- 24:45Speaker 1: That's all I actually saw it put like that.
- 24:50Speaker 2: So, yeah, it was a massive invasion. Nearly four million
- 24:53Speaker 2: German and Axis troops flooded there to help out. Like
- 24:58Speaker 2: you said, it's the largest invasion in his and as
- 25:00Speaker 2: many as sixteen million, not quite seventeen, but still a
- 25:04Speaker 2: big number. And so I hope we're all impressed. Sure,
- 25:08Speaker 2: Russian civilians, just civilians, alone were killed and millions more,
- 25:11Speaker 2: obviously soldiers were killed, and it just the bloodshed kept
- 25:15Speaker 2: going on while Germany was there in Russia, and it
- 25:19Speaker 2: was a bad scene.
- 25:21Speaker 1: It was a terrible scene. Right. So, like the tide
- 25:24Speaker 1: eventually did turn, and one of the battles that the
- 25:27Speaker 1: whole thing turned on was the Battle of Stalingrad, which
- 25:31Speaker 1: is considered still to this day the bloodiest urban battle
- 25:35Speaker 1: in history. The USSR lost one point one million soldiers
- 25:40Speaker 1: in fighting in just this one city. Right, Yeah, the
- 25:43Speaker 1: Battle of Stalingrad ended about the same time that Stalin
- 25:48Speaker 1: ordered timors remains to be re entombed.
- 25:52Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, as the legend goes, Stalin got a
- 25:56Speaker 2: little spooked and was like, all right, well maybe this thing,
- 26:00Speaker 2: you know, this curse happened because of what I did.
- 26:03Speaker 2: And so they put him back in there and that
- 26:06Speaker 2: was it. They were repelled. The Germans were repelled from
- 26:10Speaker 2: the USSR. But here's the deal. The curses kind of
- 26:15Speaker 2: not only obviously our curses not real, but this one
- 26:17Speaker 2: doesn't even seem to be real at all.
- 26:20Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, like Stalin couldn't have even gotten kg about
- 26:24Speaker 1: the curse because it seems to have been invented not
- 26:27Speaker 1: until two thousand and three.
- 26:29Speaker 2: Yeah, and how did that happen.
- 26:31Speaker 1: Well, our friend Craig Collins on the site Hidden Compass,
- 26:35Speaker 1: he's the one who said two suns set before the
- 26:39Speaker 1: Nazis invaded for real. He had a really good article
- 26:43Speaker 1: about it. He found a Russian documentary from two thousand
- 26:48Speaker 1: and three and they mention, I get the sense it's
- 26:51Speaker 1: a very History Channel esque documentary from Russia. They mentioned
- 26:57Speaker 1: a book that they don't name, they don't show, but
- 26:59Speaker 1: they say in the book there was inscribed this curse
- 27:02Speaker 1: saying like if you dig me up or disintune me,
- 27:05Speaker 1: I'm going to unleash a conquer on you. That seems
- 27:11Speaker 1: to have kind of translated into this idea that that
- 27:14Speaker 1: curse was inscribed on his tomb.
- 27:17Speaker 2: Ah.
- 27:19Speaker 1: We know for a fact it was not inscribed on
- 27:22Speaker 1: his tomb because that same Soviet team that disentombed Timor. Yeah,
- 27:27Speaker 1: they copied down all of the inscriptions. One of them
- 27:30Speaker 1: went back and translated them all and published it as
- 27:32Speaker 1: a book. There wasn't a single curse in there. No curse,
- 27:36Speaker 1: but the rest of the stuff is fairly accurate. The
- 27:38Speaker 1: timing actually is still pretty accurate. It's just the fact
- 27:41Speaker 1: that there wasn't an actual stated curse is the thing. Wow, Wow, indeed,
- 27:47Speaker 1: I think. But so let's stop talking about tens of
- 27:50Speaker 1: millions of people dying, Chuck, and let's start talking more
- 27:53Speaker 1: about baseball.
- 27:55Speaker 2: Yeah, America's past time. We're not going to talk about
- 27:57Speaker 2: the curse of the Bambino in the Red Sox. We're
- 27:59Speaker 2: going to talk about the other great curse, the Curse
- 28:01Speaker 2: of the Goat, which involves the beloved Chicago Cubs, a
- 28:06Speaker 2: team that I have grown to love, Yeah, merely by
- 28:09Speaker 2: growing up watching them on WGN after school and by
- 28:12Speaker 2: going to wrigley Field now a few times.
- 28:14Speaker 1: Yeah. I tell everybody, Wrigley Field's the easiest ballpark to
- 28:18Speaker 1: just walk right into. It's wonderful.
- 28:20Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the best. You don't even need a ticket.
- 28:22Speaker 1: So let's get back in the way back. Let's get
- 28:25Speaker 1: back in the way back machine, Chuck, and talk about
- 28:28Speaker 1: somebody who actually did have a ticket and still had
- 28:30Speaker 1: a problem getting in. We're going to go back to
- 28:33Speaker 1: October sixth, nineteen forty five, a particularly chilly day, and
- 28:38Speaker 1: when we show up at wrigley Field, we're going to
- 28:40Speaker 1: find that the Cubs are scheduled to play the Tigers
- 28:43Speaker 1: in Game four of what's known as the World Series
- 28:47Speaker 1: of Baseball.
- 28:54Speaker 2: That's right, and the guy trying to get in was
- 28:58Speaker 2: a bar owner. He owned a tavern called the Lincoln
- 29:00Speaker 2: Tavern on Madison. His name was William Sianis. He's a
- 29:03Speaker 2: Greek immigrant, and got a couple of box seats for
- 29:06Speaker 2: seven dollars and twenty cents. Apiece walked up to Wrigley
- 29:10Speaker 2: Field with his pet goat, Murphy. Murphy had a little
- 29:14Speaker 2: blanket on because it was unseasonably chilly for early October.
- 29:17Speaker 2: And there was a sign on Murphy that said we
- 29:20Speaker 2: got Detroit's goat. And he's like, this will be great.
- 29:22Speaker 2: I'm going to go in here with my goat. I
- 29:24Speaker 2: love this goat and we're going to watch the ball game.
- 29:26Speaker 2: And the kid at the gate said, sir, I don't
- 29:31Speaker 2: think you can have a goat in here. That's my
- 29:34Speaker 2: best Simpsons guy.
- 29:36Speaker 1: That was pretty close to pretty good.
- 29:38Speaker 2: Yeah, And so they rejected him and he was not
- 29:41Speaker 2: allowed to come in.
- 29:44Speaker 1: No, And so Sianis, I mean, he was fairly well known.
- 29:49Speaker 1: I don't know if connected's the right word, but he
- 29:51Speaker 1: owned what was known as the Lincoln Tavern. I think
- 29:54Speaker 1: you said. He had since renamed it before this the
- 29:57Speaker 1: Billy Goat Tavern, because Murphy as a kid had fallen
- 30:01Speaker 1: off some truck back in nineteen thirty four and wandered
- 30:04Speaker 1: into the Lincoln tavern and Sanis was like, you're now
- 30:08Speaker 1: the mascot. Apparently he even formally adopted Murphy through court,
- 30:13Speaker 1: and Murphy had great homes. So these guys have been
- 30:16Speaker 1: friends for over ten years by the time this incident happened.
- 30:20Speaker 1: So Sianis is like, you know what, I got just
- 30:24Speaker 1: enough clout to get in touch with Philip K. Wriggly.
- 30:27Speaker 1: I want him to say I can't come in before
- 30:29Speaker 1: I'll accept it.
- 30:31Speaker 2: That's right. So he pleaded his case. He said, I
- 30:34Speaker 2: went to goat court for this guy, and it's all legal,
- 30:38Speaker 2: and everyone loves Murphy. You should see people at the
- 30:40Speaker 2: tavern and Wriggly apparently supposedly said no, and then he
- 30:46Speaker 2: said let Billy in, but not the goat. Yuck, yuck, yuck.
- 30:51Speaker 2: And when he was like, well, why not the goat,
- 30:53Speaker 2: I went to goat court and everything, Wriggly said because
- 30:56Speaker 2: the goat stinks, which he didn't need to say that,
- 30:59Speaker 2: like goats have an odor and everybody knows that. You
- 31:01Speaker 2: don't have to point it out.
- 31:04Speaker 1: So Ciennis was like, I'm not going to take this
- 31:08Speaker 1: sitting down. He stood up. He said, my pride has
- 31:12Speaker 1: been wounded. You have incited and insulted my goat friend of
- 31:15Speaker 1: more than a decade. So he cursed the Cubs right
- 31:19Speaker 1: then and there. He apparently exclaimed, the Cubs ain't gonna
- 31:22Speaker 1: win no more. The Cubs will never win a World
- 31:25Speaker 1: Series so long as the goat is not allowed in
- 31:27Speaker 1: Wrigley Field, and he stormed off with Murphy in tow.
- 31:32Speaker 1: There's another version that says that they were allowed in,
- 31:34Speaker 1: but they ended up getting kicked out because other fans
- 31:36Speaker 1: complained that Murphy was trying to eat their food, and
- 31:39Speaker 1: then the curse happened. Either way, they got cursed because
- 31:43Speaker 1: Murphy was not allowed to sit and watch the game.
- 31:45Speaker 2: All right, I think that's a great cliffhanger because we
- 31:48Speaker 2: got to see what happened to the Cubs and we'll
- 31:50Speaker 2: find that out right after this.
- 31:54Speaker 3: And when you came along and it was like, yeah, well.
- 32:04Speaker 2: We were work pals club flues. Great, that's exactly what happened.
- 32:24Speaker 2: They lost that game. They lost the World Series to
- 32:28Speaker 2: the Tigers and Sianas apparently sent a telegram that said,
- 32:32Speaker 2: who stinks now, Yeah, and the Curse of the Billy
- 32:35Speaker 2: Goat was born. And for the rest of the twentieth
- 32:40Speaker 2: century and well into the twenty first century, the Cubs were,
- 32:44Speaker 2: you know, a five hundred ish team. They didn't do
- 32:47Speaker 2: so great. They had about fifteen winning seasons over that
- 32:50Speaker 2: span from forty six to two thousand and three, finished
- 32:54Speaker 2: first place three times, no pennants, no World Series appearances,
- 32:58Speaker 2: and just for postseason appearance.
- 33:00Speaker 1: Yeah, and so just for people like me who don't
- 33:03Speaker 1: follow baseball, or at least don't follow baseball stats that
- 33:07Speaker 1: have a decimal involved, they had fifteen winning seasons over
- 33:13Speaker 1: fifty seven years, and that just means that in those
- 33:17Speaker 1: seasons they won more games than they lost, right, that's right.
- 33:22Speaker 1: That is terrible, especially Chuck, when you consider up to
- 33:26Speaker 1: that curse, the Cubs were one of the best teams
- 33:30Speaker 1: in baseball and had been their entire existence. They'd won
- 33:33Speaker 1: the World Series the year before the curse too, So
- 33:36Speaker 1: this was like a real reversal of fortune for the Cubs,
- 33:40Speaker 1: and it seems to have hinged on the Curse of
- 33:45Speaker 1: the Billy Goat.
- 33:46Speaker 2: Murphy that's right. So, you know, because baseball is fun
- 33:50Speaker 2: and people like doing kind of goofing around with kind
- 33:54Speaker 2: of lore like this, they tried over the years to
- 33:56Speaker 2: lift this curse. They're like, we'll do some fun stuff.
- 33:58Speaker 2: So in nineteen seventy three, the new owner of the
- 34:01Speaker 2: Billy Goat tavern, Samsianis, who was the nephew to William
- 34:05Speaker 2: brought the goat to Wrigley. He says, he's got to
- 34:07Speaker 2: lift this curse. The goat showed up, I think this
- 34:10Speaker 2: was a descendant of Murphy Socrates showed up in a
- 34:13Speaker 2: white limousine with a red carpet entrance, with a sign
- 34:16Speaker 2: that said all was forgiven. Let me lead the Cubs
- 34:18Speaker 2: to the pennant. But the grandson of the initial denier said,
- 34:25Speaker 2: I don't think you can bring that goat in here. Still,
- 34:28Speaker 2: what I don't get is they really like set this
- 34:31Speaker 2: all up with the red carpet and still didn't let
- 34:33Speaker 2: him in. Like so the Cubs were not involved.
- 34:35Speaker 1: No, they weren't involved. There was I think a Chicago
- 34:37Speaker 1: Tribune columnist who is kind of helping with the whole thing. Okay,
- 34:41Speaker 1: the Cubs were not I guess informed ahead of time,
- 34:46Speaker 1: or like.
- 34:46Speaker 2: Surely they knws it was coming. There was a red
- 34:48Speaker 2: carpet out there.
- 34:49Speaker 1: Yeah, they saw the red carpet and they were like, no,
- 34:51Speaker 1: this isn't happening. So they actually turned a second goat away,
- 34:55Speaker 1: a descendant of Murphy's. Like you said in nineteen seventy three,
- 34:58Speaker 1: that's not what you do when you're trying to lift
- 35:01Speaker 1: a curse. And so this curse continued on for many,
- 35:04Speaker 1: many more years. But over those same years, Chuck the
- 35:07Speaker 1: Cubs changed hands several times. I think the Tribune owned
- 35:11Speaker 1: them for a while, and some of these later owners
- 35:16Speaker 1: they had a different feeling about letting a goat in
- 35:18Speaker 1: the park. They were a little more goat friendly.
- 35:22Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, if you can have a bunch of
- 35:24Speaker 2: guys racing around the field and a foot race dressed
- 35:27Speaker 2: is hardware and tools, Yeah, or at least that's what
- 35:32Speaker 2: they have at the Brave Stadium.
- 35:33Speaker 1: Is it just the Braves, I've wondered, Well.
- 35:36Speaker 2: I mean it's a home depot thing, which is Atlanta,
- 35:38Speaker 2: So I mean they do all kinds of funny races.
- 35:41Speaker 2: I think sometimes like in some cities it's like a
- 35:44Speaker 2: sausage races, a broad worse races a hot dog. Yeah,
- 35:49Speaker 2: it's it's a drill that races a hammer and then
- 35:52Speaker 2: like a wrinch or something. I don't know, but at
- 35:54Speaker 2: any rate, they're like, if we can do that kind
- 35:56Speaker 2: of silliness, we can let a goat in here to
- 35:59Speaker 2: lift this curse and at the very least it'll be
- 36:01Speaker 2: some fun press.
- 36:03Speaker 1: Right, So they did. There were actually a number of
- 36:05Speaker 1: times sam Sianis, who led in Socrates in nineteen seventy three,
- 36:09Speaker 1: or tried to, they brought him back and with other
- 36:12Speaker 1: descendants of Murphy over the course of a few decades.
- 36:16Speaker 1: He would walk the goat around the field and say like,
- 36:18Speaker 1: we're lifting the curse. We're lifting the curse, right.
- 36:21Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 36:22Speaker 1: Remember they only had four postseason appearances nineteen eighty four,
- 36:26Speaker 1: eighty ninety eight, and two thousand and three. That's right,
- 36:29Speaker 1: All four of those postseason appearances came on years when
- 36:33Speaker 1: they brought in Murphy's descendants to try to lift the curse.
- 36:36Speaker 2: Okay, this is what I want to know. Were those
- 36:39Speaker 2: the only four times they brought the descendant in.
- 36:44Speaker 1: Those Yes, as far as I understand, yes, those were
- 36:48Speaker 1: the only four times over that span of those years
- 36:50Speaker 1: when they brought him in as I'm.
- 36:52Speaker 2: Pretty sure I think that seals the deal. Then this
- 36:55Speaker 2: one is actually real.
- 36:56Speaker 1: Yes, and Chuck, they finally removed the curses twenty sixteen,
- 37:01Speaker 1: Samseyanis did with help from the ghost of Murphy.
- 37:06Speaker 2: Yeah. So in this case, Sam Siannis rang the Trocanie
- 37:09Speaker 2: bell that was worn by the original goat in the
- 37:13Speaker 2: nineteen forty five World Series and that year, as everyone knows,
- 37:18Speaker 2: in twenty sixteen, the Cubs won at all. They beat
- 37:21Speaker 2: the Cleveland Indians and it was kind of one of
- 37:24Speaker 2: the great World Series. It ended in very dramatic fashion.
- 37:26Speaker 1: Yeah, it went into extra innings in Game seven.
- 37:29Speaker 2: And I think that was the game that he rang
- 37:31Speaker 2: the bell, right.
- 37:32Speaker 1: Yeah, I apparently he rang it while they were going
- 37:35Speaker 1: into extra innings in the club one.
- 37:37Speaker 2: That's incredible.
- 37:38Speaker 1: Yeah, as they say, Cubs win, Cubs win, Cubs win.
- 37:44Speaker 2: Man, that is a great Harry Carey.
- 37:47Speaker 1: Let's move on, Chuck, Let's head on over to Hong Kong.
- 37:51Speaker 2: That's right. Jackie Chan one of my favorites. Although I
- 37:56Speaker 2: haven't seen a movie APIs in a while, we did
- 37:57Speaker 2: watch the and I had never seen them. I might
- 38:00Speaker 2: have talked about it on the show, but the one
- 38:02Speaker 2: with Owen Wilson, The Westerns. What were those? I knew
- 38:05Speaker 2: Changhai Noon, Shanghai Noon and It's sequel, and I don't
- 38:09Speaker 2: know why I never saw those, and they were both
- 38:11Speaker 2: quite delightful, especially to watch with, you know, like a
- 38:13Speaker 2: nine or ten year old.
- 38:15Speaker 1: How do you know they were delightful if you've not
- 38:17Speaker 1: seen him?
- 38:18Speaker 2: No, I did see them.
- 38:19Speaker 1: Oh I see, okay.
- 38:20Speaker 2: I had not seen them up until like last year
- 38:23Speaker 2: when I finally saw them.
- 38:24Speaker 1: Gotcha. Yeah, he does make some pretty delightful movies. Rumbling
- 38:26Speaker 1: the Bronx was pretty good.
- 38:28Speaker 2: I love that one.
- 38:28Speaker 1: Yeah, the Rush Hours were fairly fine.
- 38:34Speaker 2: I did not see those.
- 38:35Speaker 1: They were watchable. Chris Tucker is pretty great. I like
- 38:39Speaker 1: Chris Tucker at any rate. Jackie Chan is pretty big
- 38:42Speaker 1: in the West, but he is He can eclipse the
- 38:46Speaker 1: sun in China. He's been an enormous star since the
- 38:50Speaker 1: eighties when he started starring in movies. He started out
- 38:53Speaker 1: as a stuntman and he kind of came well, I
- 38:57Speaker 1: don't want to stay on the other side of the camera.
- 38:58Speaker 1: But he actually started acting in front of a camera
- 39:01Speaker 1: that was rolling in filming essentially, but as himself, not
- 39:06Speaker 1: as some other actor, I guess is what I'm trying
- 39:08Speaker 1: to say. When he and then he became a star
- 39:11Speaker 1: very quickly. And this is a time well in the
- 39:14Speaker 1: entire world where the Internet wasn't around, but I think
- 39:16Speaker 1: China had access to it even later than other people,
- 39:19Speaker 1: so the choice of stars to choose from was much
- 39:22Speaker 1: more limited, which let Jackie Chan just get bigger and
- 39:25Speaker 1: bigger and bigger over the year. So he's huge in China,
- 39:29Speaker 1: he is.
- 39:30Speaker 2: And my friend, I think you missed your calling. You
- 39:32Speaker 2: could have been a director with your neck for the vernacular.
- 39:38Speaker 1: Yes, maybe the snort chuck.
- 39:40Speaker 2: All right, so Jackie Chan gets famous in the United States. Finally,
- 39:44Speaker 2: that Rumble in the Bronx that you mentioned was his
- 39:47Speaker 2: I think his first big American film in nineteen ninety five.
- 39:51Speaker 2: I'm not going to count the Canniball Run movies.
- 39:55Speaker 1: Was he in that?
- 39:57Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 39:57Speaker 1: In the original ones?
- 40:00Speaker 2: I mean truly, they haven't been remade, right.
- 40:02Speaker 1: I think they have? Have they? Really? I think I'd
- 40:06Speaker 1: just say stuff though sometimes he.
- 40:07Speaker 2: Was in he was in Cannonball Run. Okay, like waite
- 40:10Speaker 2: a minute, now, I'm doubting myself. I'm pretty sure. Remember
- 40:12Speaker 2: there were the two you know, the two. I think
- 40:17Speaker 2: they were supposed to be Japanese in the movie that
- 40:20Speaker 2: didn't speak English, that were racing, and I think Jackie
- 40:22Speaker 2: Chan was one of them. But now I'm doubting myself.
- 40:24Speaker 2: I don't know, we'll look it up.
- 40:25Speaker 1: Maybe I thought they only used Italian actors to play
- 40:27Speaker 1: Japanese people.
- 40:28Speaker 2: Beat Well, yeah, that's true old Hollywood. But here's where
- 40:32Speaker 2: Jackie Chan's curse comes in, because he has endorsed a
- 40:36Speaker 2: lot of brands over the years as a pitch person,
- 40:39Speaker 2: and a lot of those brands have gone out of
- 40:42Speaker 2: business after he pitched them.
- 40:44Speaker 1: Yeah, so much so that there's a what they call
- 40:46Speaker 1: a Jackie Chan curse where if you are going to
- 40:49Speaker 1: take advantage of his fame, basking in the glow of
- 40:53Speaker 1: his glory, and say, hold this product while I take
- 40:56Speaker 1: a photo of you, and then turn that photo into
- 40:59Speaker 1: billboards and maybe we'll have you move around with my
- 41:02Speaker 1: product and turn those into actual commercials too that will
- 41:05Speaker 1: put on television. You do so at your own risk,
- 41:08Speaker 1: because there's a lot of companies that have taken a
- 41:10Speaker 1: nose dive after they hired him as their pitch man.
- 41:13Speaker 2: That's right, by the way, confirmed that was Jackie Chan
- 41:16Speaker 2: and Cannonball Run Wowie. But I have a feeling he
- 41:19Speaker 2: didn't speak English at the time, and I don't think
- 41:21Speaker 2: the character spoke English, so it didn't matter.
- 41:24Speaker 1: Yeah, he learned everything he knows about acting from Dom Delauise.
- 41:29Speaker 2: Maybe. So who I met when I was six years old?
- 41:31Speaker 1: Oh?
- 41:32Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I met Don Delouise walking around Stowe Mountain
- 41:35Speaker 2: Park one time, and I was delighted because I was
- 41:37Speaker 2: a big, big Cannonball Run fan. And he signed a envelope.
- 41:42Speaker 2: My mom had a you know when you get autographs
- 41:45Speaker 2: in those days before the selfie, and my mom had
- 41:49Speaker 2: a bill like with the little cellophane window, and he
- 41:54Speaker 2: signed that envelope. So somewhere in my past had Tom
- 41:57Speaker 2: Delawi's name scribbled on a bill to Georgia Bout.
- 42:00Speaker 1: That's wonderful.
- 42:01Speaker 2: Yeah. So should we read through some of these that
- 42:04Speaker 2: went out of business?
- 42:05Speaker 1: Yeah, because some of them went out of business in
- 42:07Speaker 1: fairly dramatic fashion too.
- 42:09Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to pick this one. Then the Seinear
- 42:12Speaker 2: Frozen Dumpling Company went out of business after staff was
- 42:17Speaker 2: found in their dumplings.
- 42:19Speaker 1: Yeah. There's a company that made video compact discs, also
- 42:23Speaker 1: known as VCDs, they went bankrupt and the head of
- 42:26Speaker 1: the company went to jail for fraud after they hired him.
- 42:30Speaker 2: Wait, is a VCD something VCDs? So did that predate
- 42:34Speaker 2: the DBD?
- 42:36Speaker 1: Yes? I believe it did.
- 42:38Speaker 2: Wow, I've never heard of this. That's and it wasn't
- 42:40Speaker 2: like obviously the big platter like laser disc or whatever.
- 42:43Speaker 1: No, they were compact discs actually, and they were video
- 42:46Speaker 1: compact discs. I don't know what year this was, huh,
- 42:50Speaker 1: but it does. Crazy. Yeah, I think it does predate
- 42:53Speaker 1: the DVDs, or else they would just call them DVDs.
- 42:56Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Here's what forya. Do you
- 42:58Speaker 2: know what DVD stands for?
- 43:00Speaker 1: Direct to video direct?
- 43:04Speaker 2: I think a lot of people. In fact, I heard
- 43:07Speaker 2: our pal Scott Ackerman on his movie show Scott Hasn't
- 43:09Speaker 2: Seen the other day said digital video disc and I
- 43:12Speaker 2: was going to text him and shame him, but I didn't.
- 43:14Speaker 2: But it's actual, actually digital versatile disc.
- 43:17Speaker 1: Oh that's yeah. You can call it a DVD or
- 43:22Speaker 1: a VCD, so it is quite versatile, all right.
- 43:26Speaker 2: An air conditioning company that Jackie chan Endors had a
- 43:29Speaker 2: unit explode and sales dropped, and I don't know if
- 43:33Speaker 2: they went out of business, but that's not a good look.
- 43:35Speaker 1: Also, there is a herbal hair lost shampoo called bah Wang,
- 43:40Speaker 1: and I don't think they went out of business, but
- 43:42Speaker 1: their sales obviously plummeted after it was misreported that it
- 43:45Speaker 1: contained a carcinogen.
- 43:47Speaker 2: So oh.
- 43:48Speaker 1: There are also other brands where like their product just
- 43:50Speaker 1: didn't get off the ground even though they had Jackie
- 43:53Speaker 1: Chan as their pitchment. Volkswagen had a panel van called
- 43:56Speaker 1: the Caddy that they just stopped making because no one
- 43:59Speaker 1: was buying them. Fenn Wang Coola fizzled out. I see
- 44:03Speaker 1: in every single article on the Jackie Chan curse. There
- 44:06Speaker 1: was a children's computer called the sub or supe Boar
- 44:09Speaker 1: learning machine. All of these just failed failed, failed. So
- 44:13Speaker 1: Jackie Chan is clearly cursed, right.
- 44:16Speaker 2: That's right, clearly cursed. To be fair, Jackie Chan is
- 44:21Speaker 2: one of those guys in his home country where they
- 44:24Speaker 2: would just walk up to him and say, hey, we'll
- 44:26Speaker 2: give you ten grand if you'll stand here for twenty
- 44:30Speaker 2: five seconds and hold this thing. He was down with
- 44:34Speaker 2: endorsing a lot of products, so you probably got about
- 44:36Speaker 2: a fifty to fifty shot of a Jackie Chan product
- 44:39Speaker 2: being endorsed and not doing so well.
- 44:40Speaker 1: So it's basically just the law of statistics that he's
- 44:44Speaker 1: willing to pitch so many things that, of course some
- 44:46Speaker 1: of them are going to be clunkers.
- 44:48Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, unless you count tennis.
- 44:51Speaker 1: Yeah, this Jackie Chan curse extended or just showed up
- 44:54Speaker 1: or kind of spread its girth across the twenty twenty
- 44:57Speaker 1: five Australian Open. Not one, not two, but three different
- 45:03Speaker 1: tennis players who made it to the final rounds Arena Sabalanca,
- 45:07Speaker 1: Alexander Zevrev and Jelena Ostapenko. They made it to the
- 45:11Speaker 1: final rounds and all three of them lost their matches.
- 45:14Speaker 1: After they met Jackie Chan and shook his hand. Wow,
- 45:18Speaker 1: that's really something. I wouldn't get too close to Jackie
- 45:20Speaker 1: Chan if I had a business or was a professional athlete.
- 45:25Speaker 2: Owen Wilson did all right, did he?
- 45:28Speaker 1: Though?
- 45:29Speaker 2: I think, do you want to do this last one?
- 45:32Speaker 2: Or should we call it a day?
- 45:35Speaker 1: Sure we can, we can call it a day.
- 45:37Speaker 2: Yeah, I think in true to our curse, we can
- 45:43Speaker 2: never get to a full list, and everyone's just gonna
- 45:46Speaker 2: have to wonder what this last curse was. I think
- 45:49Speaker 2: I had heard it called the zero factor at one point,
- 45:51Speaker 2: So let's just tease that.
- 45:52Speaker 1: Okay, we'll call it that. Uh, you got anything else
- 45:56Speaker 1: about curses, Chuck?
- 45:58Speaker 2: I got nothing else.
- 45:59Speaker 1: Well, we got a the Wayback Machine in the shop
- 46:01Speaker 1: because we don't normally use it this often, so it
- 46:04Speaker 1: needs a good tune up by think, Yeah.
- 46:05Speaker 2: What's making a weird noise too, that plunky thing.
- 46:08Speaker 1: In the smoke too. Yeah. Well, since we just talked
- 46:11Speaker 1: about the way Back Machine, that means it's time for
- 46:14Speaker 1: a listener mail.
- 46:18Speaker 2: This is from Brett about our episode about Tippy Hedron
- 46:22Speaker 2: getting the Vietnamese nail salon started in the United States. Hey, guys,
- 46:27Speaker 2: to just listen to that episode, and it reminded me
- 46:28Speaker 2: of a documentary called The Donut King about Ted And
- 46:32Speaker 2: I don't know how to pronounce this n g o
- 46:34Speaker 2: y He's Cambodian. I'm gonna say, you know what, I'm
- 46:39Speaker 2: not going to try, Okay, but I know that ng
- 46:45Speaker 2: e n is pronounced when.
- 46:48Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's like n g y e n
- 46:52Speaker 1: or something like that. But yeah, so this would be uy.
- 46:56Speaker 2: Maybe we're butchering this. I'm sorry, everybody, We're trying anyway, guys.
- 47:00Speaker 2: I often wondered about why so many donut shops, especially
- 47:04Speaker 2: here in southern California, are operated by Asian families. The
- 47:07Speaker 2: documentary is about a Cambodian immigrant who opened a donut shop,
- 47:11Speaker 2: then used it as a loophole to bring other Cambodian
- 47:14Speaker 2: citizens over during Polepot's reign and train them to have
- 47:17Speaker 2: their own donut shops, which he helped fund nat He
- 47:21Speaker 2: ended up helping dozens, maybe even hundreds of families immigrate,
- 47:25Speaker 2: and he basically had a West Coast donut empire. He
- 47:28Speaker 2: wasn't without his flaws, though, you should Know, and the
- 47:30Speaker 2: documentary touches on that stuff, but totally worth watch. Maybe
- 47:33Speaker 2: a candidate for a short stuff Thanks for entertaining me
- 47:36Speaker 2: at work all day and keep up the nerdy work
- 47:38Speaker 2: That is from Brett with one.
- 47:40Speaker 1: T nice Brett, thank you for that. Definitely hadn't heard
- 47:43Speaker 1: that story and it sounds quite worth looking into. Yeah,
- 47:47Speaker 1: if you want to be like Brett and recommend a
- 47:49Speaker 1: great idea for short stuff or a regular episode, or
- 47:52Speaker 1: say you go watch this documentary, we always welcome that.
- 47:56Speaker 1: You can send it off to Stuff podcast at iHeartRadio
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