Latest / The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of / Custom Vanity Plates From August 28th, 2025
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- 0:00Speaker 1: I was on my way to work this morning, and
- 0:03Speaker 1: there's not a lot of traffic at that time of
- 0:04Speaker 1: the morning. But I pulled up behind a car that
- 0:08Speaker 1: was stopped at a light on the State and second,
- 0:11Speaker 1: I think, and the license plate struck me. It said yeah,
- 0:17Speaker 1: it said nut and you tee. Then then a space,
- 0:22Speaker 1: so it was clearly two words nut, nut and you
- 0:28Speaker 1: t and you t. Now I thought, what so I thought, maybe, well,
- 0:32Speaker 1: maybe they're making a testicle joke. Sure, you know, maybe
- 0:37Speaker 1: it's a maybe could Maybe it's a eurologist.
- 0:40Speaker 2: I didn't.
- 0:40Speaker 3: I didn't go there. Maybe they're twisted.
- 0:42Speaker 1: I'm not sure that that's the first place I went.
- 0:46Speaker 1: But then I thought, maybe it's the owner of the
- 0:50Speaker 1: Western Nut company.
- 0:51Speaker 3: That was my thought was someone who just likes nuts.
- 0:54Speaker 2: It's got to be somebody who's in the business of selling.
- 0:57Speaker 3: Nuts, somebody who's clinically insane. As reflect well, I'm a
- 1:03Speaker 3: fan of clinically insane.
- 1:05Speaker 1: It's you know, I'm nuts, not nut. Two nuts. There
- 1:10Speaker 1: are two nuts there, two nuts.
- 1:13Speaker 3: I don't know. I think it's I think it's.
- 1:15Speaker 1: And it was what kind of car was, oh, jeesez,
- 1:19Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:20Speaker 3: Truck. Let's dox him.
- 1:21Speaker 2: I don't know. It wasn't a truck. It wasn't a truck.
- 1:24Speaker 3: It was a it was a truck. I'd go with
- 1:26Speaker 3: the testicle joke.
- 1:27Speaker 4: Yeah, like the truck nuts, Yeah yeah, I don't see
- 1:31Speaker 4: those that much these days.
- 1:32Speaker 1: I remember the first time I saw one truck nuts
- 1:35Speaker 1: that It was my sister's boyfriend who brought some into
- 1:40Speaker 1: that into the house. You know what, I'm saying, Hey,
- 1:42Speaker 1: look look at this I just got for my car.
- 1:45Speaker 2: And I said, what is that?
- 1:47Speaker 1: Looks excreted him to hang up, and I said, why
- 1:53Speaker 1: would you do that?
- 1:54Speaker 2: Louse? Funny?
- 1:56Speaker 3: Is it?
- 1:57Speaker 5: No?
- 1:57Speaker 2: It's not.
- 1:58Speaker 3: I mean, I'm laughing, but not for the intentional joke.
- 2:02Speaker 1: He was hilarious. He couldn't get over it. And I
- 2:08Speaker 1: think I think they were purple, which was also weird.
- 2:10Speaker 2: That's good anyway, if.
- 2:13Speaker 4: You want to show off how insane you are, you
- 2:15Speaker 4: got to get a vanity plate that says clown prints
- 2:18Speaker 4: on the back, like the joker C l W N
- 2:23Speaker 4: space p r n C.
- 2:25Speaker 3: Is that too long? I don't know, we need vanity.
- 2:27Speaker 3: You guys need to take vanity plate recommendation.
- 2:30Speaker 2: I don't have a vanity like baby names. You've had
- 2:33Speaker 2: one in the past.
- 2:33Speaker 3: I know I have one on my mini Oh yeah,
- 2:35Speaker 3: that's it.
- 2:36Speaker 2: Yeah, uh but uh yeah, I've just never had.
- 2:39Speaker 1: The the desire or the I think it's putting a
- 2:44Speaker 1: big old display on you that you may not want.
- 2:47Speaker 1: But this one was kind I just thought it was
- 2:48Speaker 1: kind of odd and it was all lowercase none not.
- 2:53Speaker 4: I don't get the ones that are like sexual references.
- 2:56Speaker 3: That's too much.
- 2:58Speaker 1: To have a card. It's it's kind of hard to
- 3:01Speaker 1: get get it by the the authorities to be.
- 3:05Speaker 3: Katie once saw a plate that said.
- 3:09Speaker 5: I don't know what that p B FORO U g oh,
- 3:15Speaker 5: she explained, I had to ask what it was.
- 3:19Speaker 3: No, no, uh.
- 3:22Speaker 2: Oh, go something before you go, before you before you go.
- 3:27Speaker 5: Oh.
- 3:28Speaker 4: I was stuck on peanut butter, and I couldn't get that,
- 3:30Speaker 4: and I'm like, well, it could be peanut butter before
- 3:32Speaker 4: you go.
- 3:32Speaker 3: Peanut butter before you go, peanut butter for you go.
- 3:35Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see.
- 3:38Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, uh it doesn't work.
- 3:44Speaker 2: No.
- 3:45Speaker 1: No, somebody's demeter in the chat room had got when
- 3:51Speaker 1: there was a gift that said r.
- 3:53Speaker 3: X oh because she was a pharmast parmacist. Uh. Now,
- 4:00Speaker 3: I used to see Miss Jake all the time when
- 4:03Speaker 3: I was driving to work.
- 4:05Speaker 2: Miss Jake M s j A.
- 4:08Speaker 5: I used to see Miss Jake driving to work at
- 4:10Speaker 5: the same time that I did every morning.
- 4:13Speaker 3: Maybe Miss Jake retired.
- 4:15Speaker 4: Not necessarily vanity plates, but like I love those cars
- 4:19Speaker 4: that will put entire paragraphs of beliefs on your mission statement,
- 4:25Speaker 4: like you're expecting to, you know, read their manifesto almost
- 4:30Speaker 4: while you're driving down nine fifteen. Jimmy Johns wants a
- 4:34Speaker 4: vanity plate that says d N T L I k U.
- 4:39Speaker 2: I don't you know. I hesitate to try and figure
- 4:41Speaker 2: these out because they could be.
- 4:42Speaker 5: Dirty and we don't know. Yeah, it says don't like you,
- 4:45Speaker 5: don't like you? Yeah, okay, some one once that said bop,
- 4:51Speaker 5: but like Hanson, yeah bop. My exes was r d
- 4:55Speaker 5: X r D s x F N red SOX fan.
- 5:00Speaker 2: Ah.
- 5:02Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 5:03Speaker 3: But of course the best vanity plate asman.
- 5:06Speaker 2: Of course you can't. You could. You couldn't get that
- 5:09Speaker 2: one today.
- 5:11Speaker 3: That would look great with the black Utah license plate
- 5:16Speaker 3: as man. Yeah, oh yeah,