Decoding the obfuscated bash script on a Uniqlo t-shirt | EP #95
Good morning, it's Thursday. This is Guru's Tech Bytes, episode 95. We got a weird little tech buffet today: a shirt that runs code, a chat app trying to escape the SaaS swamp, tractors getting software freedom, and OpenAI teaching the robot voice to stop waiting its turn like it's at the deli counter. First up... somebody decoded the obfuscated bash script printed on a Uniqlo Akamai t-shirt, because apparently clothing now ships with easter eggs and mild cybersecurity anxiety. The code was a real base64 blob feeding into eval, which is the kind of thing that makes an IT guy squint at laundry…
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