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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show November 12th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is it?
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  Speaker 2: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener this question,
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  Speaker 2: is it lies the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: I'm wait, it's the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 5: A good morning everybody. I'll tell you it's Wednesday. It
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  Speaker 5: is November the twelfth, twenty twenty five. Hello and welcome.
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  Speaker 5: We are the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: I'm morning.
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  Speaker 5: That's great, gory, Hey Menace, good morning to you. Good morning,
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  Speaker 5: Woody's Gita grad. Yeah, we got to see that. Sammy
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  Speaker 5: is here. I spy with my little I Morgan. Right,
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  Speaker 5: you made a mistake. She was posting something the other
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  Speaker 5: day about roast me, which I.
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  Speaker 6: Was in a good mood that day.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't want to stay that.
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  Speaker 5: Way, right, Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. Okay, so
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  Speaker 5: roast me, give me, give me your best shot.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 5: Morgan is not a person who's cut out for this.
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  Speaker 8: So my, I guess I've gotten better because you're not.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, good you guys don't.
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  Speaker 3: Actually I think, yeah, you've gotten stronger from the I
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  Speaker 3: didn't know if this is like some kind of.
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  Speaker 5: Like uh like masochistic kind of like you were setting
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  Speaker 5: yourself up for for pain, for hurt feelings.
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  Speaker 7: I think you have gotten better because first of all,
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  Speaker 7: why would you put that on?
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  Speaker 5: If you That was my question. Yeah, because she used
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  Speaker 5: to be very sensitive when people would like text in
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  Speaker 5: with stuff, or there would be a comment.
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  Speaker 3: On, you know, one of the videos on our you know,
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  Speaker 3: Instagram or YouTuber she's too hot. She would she would she.
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  Speaker 5: Would get upset about it. So I got like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: what's going on there? Are you cutting the feel?
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  Speaker 6: Some still gets me, but no, I feel like I've
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  Speaker 6: really changed.
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  Speaker 5: A good all right, good?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, the one who knows That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 3: So commis did you get for the roast?
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  Speaker 8: They were all about my nose, about not having an ass.
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  Speaker 3: The thing about the usual stuff.
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  Speaker 7: But the thing about the nose is that would have
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  Speaker 7: never come up if you didn't bring it up. Otherwise
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  Speaker 7: you're perfectly the nose is self imposed, exactly self imposed
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  Speaker 7: nose issues.
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  Speaker 5: And that is true.
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  Speaker 8: But it's like when you point something out and then
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  Speaker 8: people notice, it's like, I'm not lying.
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  Speaker 7: Right, But if you weren't, like I'm getting a nose job,
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  Speaker 7: no one would have.
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  Speaker 5: She wants a nose job. That's why she's doing these
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  Speaker 5: things like the Craigslist job search stuff.
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  Speaker 9: What's our total on that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what are we? What's our number?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: Actually, let me pull it up right now. I have
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  Speaker 6: a separate savings account. Oh yeah, okay, responsible.
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  Speaker 5: U von our video producer. We got dumb ass Tyler,
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  Speaker 5: we got bored, we got Mengji. Phones are open at
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  Speaker 5: eight seven seven forty four.
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  Speaker 2: Woodie.
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  Speaker 3: You can hit us up with the text over to
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  Speaker 3: two to nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, I have a thousand, five hundred and one.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, nice, you've you've earned more than that?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, something out of it, damn it. Sorry, I got
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  Speaker 6: to pay for bills and so yeah, bills.
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  Speaker 5: Find other ways. What did you do with the bonus
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  Speaker 5: I gave you recently? But I figured that was going
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  Speaker 5: right toward the nose.
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, yeah, that was a good chunk of my rent.
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  Speaker 6: So thank you. Thanks a big deal.
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  Speaker 5: Well here's here's something new. Because we're always what will
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  Speaker 5: Morgan do for money? Or you know, you know, what
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  Speaker 5: do you do and how much do you make? We've
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  Speaker 5: done those segments on the show before, and this is
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  Speaker 5: for the little boo boo crowd. These are the list
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  Speaker 5: of the high paying blue collar jobs. Okay, because Men
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  Speaker 5: was saying that, you know, it's a bunch of guys
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  Speaker 5: on the on the blue, on the blue labor front
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  Speaker 5: that were rocking, rocking the little boo boos.
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  Speaker 3: You exactly what I said.
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  Speaker 9: Have lunch pails. Yeah, everybody's got them. You could try
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  Speaker 9: to revise it, you actually need it. Okay, that's a lot.
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  Speaker 9: In the shortness, he didn't know what blue collar means.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we were all here when he said. Whether he
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  Speaker 5: knew what it meant or not, that's what he said.
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  Speaker 5: All right, So here we go HIGs paying blue collar jobs.
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  Speaker 5: Elevator and escalator technician. Now that is something here about
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  Speaker 5: that I would have never thought about.
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  Speaker 9: It's yeah, way into the six figures.
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  Speaker 5: The median salary for workers who install and maintain elevators,
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  Speaker 5: escalators and moving sidewalks and airports one hundred and six
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  Speaker 5: thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Nice.
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  Speaker 3: Now do they fix them just enough so they were right?
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  Speaker 3: Because they're always broken.
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  Speaker 5: The top ten of earners bring home about one hundred
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  Speaker 5: and fifty thousand, and the job typically just requires a
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  Speaker 5: high school diploma.
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  Speaker 3: I mean if that like smart?
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  Speaker 5: Like who cares about a high school diploma?
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  Speaker 10: Really?
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  Speaker 3: I mean what alge? Yeah?
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  Speaker 10: What is that? Improving?
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  Speaker 9: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Highs?
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  Speaker 5: Paying blue collar job electrical power line installer and repair. Hell,
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  Speaker 5: so line workers. They handle a service on you know,
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  Speaker 5: the power grid. You know, only need like a high
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  Speaker 5: school diploma for that job. Growth is strong. It is
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  Speaker 5: a physically dem ending job, you guys. So you got
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  Speaker 5: to climb poles, you gotta navigate the bucket trucks. But
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  Speaker 5: the median salary is ninety two thousand, five hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do it. Friend that did that, he got electrocuted,
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  Speaker 3: like died, No, okay, never the same. He lived, glored.
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  Speaker 3: Now he lived and then checked this out that he
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  Speaker 3: went camping with his family and some generator exploded. Then
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  Speaker 3: he got on fire. So now he's like destination and
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  Speaker 3: oh speaking about donating, I donate a ton of money
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  Speaker 3: to is GoFundMe. Never thank you, he'll have another one.
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  Speaker 3: He's dead to me, hopefully he's dead now.
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  Speaker 5: For these election, electrical power line installers and repair people
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  Speaker 5: the top ten percent of earners in that field one
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  Speaker 5: hundred and twenty six thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Dude.
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  Speaker 9: I always think it'd be fun, like after a hurricane
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  Speaker 9: just to go to and hang out in Florida for
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  Speaker 9: two three weeks.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that'd be fun. How did you get his stay
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  Speaker 5: in hotels?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, highs paying blue collar jobs. Number three on the
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  Speaker 5: list Aircraft Avionics, equipment mechanic and technic, so these workers
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  Speaker 5: keep air travel safe. The job generally requires some post
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  Speaker 5: secondary training, but the median salary is seventy nine thousand.
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  Speaker 5: The top ten earners in that field bring in one
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  Speaker 5: hundred and twenty thousand.
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  Speaker 7: I don't have what it takes.
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  Speaker 5: Railroad. I've been working on the railroad right road. The
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  Speaker 5: job requires a high school diploma on the job. Training
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  Speaker 5: comes to the median salary of seventy six thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 5: Top ten earners can make one hundred thousand. Stationary engineer
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  Speaker 5: and boiler operator. All right, so you maintain heating, air conditioning,
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  Speaker 5: and power systems. Median salary is seventy five thousand, up
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  Speaker 5: to one hundred and twenty one thousand for the top
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  Speaker 5: ten percent of earners. Generally requires a high school diploma
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  Speaker 5: off in like like an apprenticeship. You got to do that,
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  Speaker 5: I thinks is usually paid though. Number six on the
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  Speaker 5: highest paid blue collar job list Industrial machinery mechanics. So
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  Speaker 5: these people keep factories running smooth. They need a high
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  Speaker 5: school diploma and apprenticeship. The job comes to the median
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  Speaker 5: salary of sixty three thousand dollars and the top ten
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  Speaker 5: percent make eighty six thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 10: I always wondered about that. You see those videos where
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  Speaker 10: they have lasers cutting like marble or countertops. What if
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  Speaker 10: that machine breaks, you got to call in somebody who's crazy.
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  Speaker 7: Specialized laser expert.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, number seven. I thought this would be higher on
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  Speaker 5: the list. Plumber, pipefitter, steamfitter.
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  Speaker 10: I thought plumber would be here one.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you hear about plumbers and electricians.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, it depends like I have a friend who's a
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  Speaker 11: commercial plumber, and I think they might make more.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so median salary for plumber, pipefitter, steamfitter who install
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  Speaker 5: and repair systems, you know, move water, gas chemicals in
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  Speaker 5: the homes and businesses sixty three thousand, which that seems low,
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  Speaker 5: and top ten percent earning one hundred and five thousand
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  Speaker 5: dollars cooking. Here you go, menis you're on your list
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  Speaker 5: for your birthday month? You wanted to stand on top
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  Speaker 5: of a wind turbine. Yes, a wind turbine technician, which
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  Speaker 5: we had a couple reach out to us. Did you
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  Speaker 5: ever did.
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  Speaker 3: I had a some conversation with them and due to
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  Speaker 3: insurance purposes, yeah, they have like a workaround. But what
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  Speaker 3: about a waiver? Yeah, I don't know if they would
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  Speaker 3: sign off on that.
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  Speaker 7: Blood.
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  Speaker 5: I don't understand like why they would not want to
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  Speaker 5: do a waiver because it literally releases you from all
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  Speaker 5: the liability.
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  Speaker 9: Well you always hear about it, I say that, but yeah,
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  Speaker 9: there's still they don't want to do for what.
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  Speaker 5: Now, this is not a job for you, know, everybody
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  Speaker 5: got a fear of heights. Maybe not for you, but
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  Speaker 5: they're often high above remote landscapes. But the median salary
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  Speaker 5: is sixty three thousand, top ten percent bringing in eighty
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  Speaker 5: eight thousand.
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  Speaker 10: It would have to be eighty eight thousand per climb.
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  Speaker 5: Number nine electrician so high school diploma paid internship median
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  Speaker 5: salary is sixty two thousand, top ten percent of earners
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  Speaker 5: one hundred and six thousand, and number ten on the
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  Speaker 5: highs paid blue collar jobs is a solar photo vault
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  Speaker 5: vultaic voltaic installer. Okay, so okay, now let's do you
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  Speaker 5: install solar panels?
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  Speaker 3: Got it?
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  Speaker 5: So? How about solar panel installer. I've not heard of
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  Speaker 5: that of that word before, have you. Yeah, I've heard
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  Speaker 5: the word, yeah, jeeze, I don't know anyway, high school diploma,
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  Speaker 5: median salaries, fifty two thousand, top ten percent of earners,
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  Speaker 5: eighty thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Anything on that list sound appealing.
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  Speaker 5: It's Morgan nothing, not even like elevator technicians.
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  Speaker 8: I'm more likely to go Greg's rout and just marry
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  Speaker 8: Mary Mary hot day always.
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  Speaker 10: But in the meantime, you got to.
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  Speaker 6: Marry a lot, just marry anything.
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  Speaker 10: Second girl.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can send your applications in on that Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Starting little high labor.
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  Speaker 5: We'll take a quick break. Menas has the world of
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  Speaker 5: entertainment to tell us about. We'll have the birthdays, the
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  Speaker 5: porn of birthday. Also on the show for you this morning,
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  Speaker 5: dumbass contest, Craigslist price is right, We've got some of
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  Speaker 5: the trending news headlines. And we're gonna talk about paranoid parents,
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  Speaker 5: because you know we were talking about on Halloween. Gina
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  Speaker 5: was mentioning how her mom took her in to get
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  Speaker 5: her candy X raid friend's mom. But yeah, friend's mom
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  Speaker 5: would take them in to get the candy X and
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  Speaker 5: sotus all up in their van. There are always those
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  Speaker 5: paranoid parents out there don't let their kids do or
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  Speaker 5: experience really anything. Do you know one of those? Or
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  Speaker 5: are you one of those? Did you have one of those?
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  Speaker 5: We'll get into that coming up a little bit later
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  Speaker 5: here on The Woody Show Again. Phones are open at
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  Speaker 5: eight seven seven forty four. Woody, send us a text
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  Speaker 5: over to two two nine eight seven. We'll be right
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  Speaker 5: back to.
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  Speaker 3: The way show back in the man. What's up Woody
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  Speaker 3: Show Podcast listeners, I have a huge amount of giveaways
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  Speaker 3: happening Saturday November fifteenth. I'm talking theme park tickets at
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  Speaker 3: Habitburger in South Pasadena Saturday November fifteenth. Then on Friday,
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  Speaker 3: November twenty eight, I'll be at Lazy Dog Restaurant Downy, California,
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  Speaker 3: Dune to three pm with TCL televisions. We're giving away
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  Speaker 3: TV and I have more tickets to give away, but
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  Speaker 3: it ain't over. On Monday, December first, I'll be at
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  Speaker 3: Lazy Dog Rancho Cucamonga from five pm to eight pm
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  Speaker 3: giving away another TV and more tickets. So write those down.
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  Speaker 3: I'll see you there. In the meantime, keep enjoying The
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  Speaker 3: Woody Show podcast.
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  Speaker 7: This is.
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  Speaker 5: A right welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is Wednesday. We
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  Speaker 5: are the Woodie Show. And today is National French Dip Day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: November twelfth, everybody knows November twelve. It's just to be
• 11:40
  Speaker 5: associated National French Dip Day.
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  Speaker 2: And I need it.
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  Speaker 5: Today is also National Pizza with the Works, except Anchovy's Day.
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  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 11:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, anchovies not great. Yeah, it's a World Pneumonia Day.
• 11:57
  Speaker 5: It is Chicken Soup for the Soul Day, and it's
• 11:59
  Speaker 5: National Happy Hour Day. Now, some people would say that
• 12:02
  Speaker 5: The Woodie Show is happy Hour on the radio.
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  Speaker 7: I like that.
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  Speaker 5: Well, we didn't come up with that. That was actually
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  Speaker 5: a listener. We asked the listeners. We were tasked by
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  Speaker 5: the company, like, how would you describe your show. I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, Like, ask the people who listen to it.
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  Speaker 5: So we open up the falls and the text and everything,
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  Speaker 5: and then that was some of the stuff that came through.
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  Speaker 3: And that was one.
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  Speaker 5: It's just just it's happy hour on the radio. I
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  Speaker 5: like it. It's National Happy Hour Day. We got the birthdays,
• 12:24
  Speaker 5: we got the porn on Birthday. Coming up here in
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  Speaker 5: a moment, but first minutes, what's happening in the world
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  Speaker 5: of entertainment now?
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  Speaker 3: Greg, you love magic? Do you like the Now You
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  Speaker 3: See Me? Now You Don't movies? I saw the first one.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't seen the sequels, Like, yeah, I like both
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  Speaker 3: of them, and the third one comes out this Friday,
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  Speaker 3: so you can go check it out now. I know
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  Speaker 3: we talk a lot of smack on these popcorn buckets
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  Speaker 3: and how much they cost, and they're super cheap and lame,
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  Speaker 3: but I kind of like the popcorn bucket for this movie.
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  Speaker 3: It's a magic trick, Greg. Yeah, so you like you
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  Speaker 3: open it sideways and the popcorn disappears. It's pretty cool,
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  Speaker 3: is pretty neat. I didn't look up the price, but
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  Speaker 3: I saw the popcorn bucket. I'm like, you know what,
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  Speaker 3: that'd be kind of fun. You can little fun. You
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  Speaker 3: can trick little kids with them, because that's.
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  Speaker 10: Fun tricking little kids WHOA yes, I would living is
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  Speaker 10: out of that trick, Greg. That is really it's.
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  Speaker 3: Just basically got a false wall.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's super cool, Okay, son.
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  Speaker 10: If this popcorn girl can do it, I could do it.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: There are two types of people, the people who like
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  Speaker 5: magic and want to keep things a secret and the
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  Speaker 5: other people who are like me, like I'm.
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  Speaker 3: A spoiler guy.
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  Speaker 7: So I got it.
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  Speaker 5: Oh that's a cool trick. I want to know how
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  Speaker 5: it's done. I think a lot of magic has just
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  Speaker 5: been ruined, like a lot of things, by social media.
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  Speaker 3: I've seen some really.
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  Speaker 5: Cool tricks that these dudes are doing on social media,
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  Speaker 5: like these you know guys, and you're watching, got a
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  Speaker 5: camera right on this guy and he's doing the whole thing,
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  Speaker 5: you know, like those shaker cups to the bartenders use,
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah, And all of a sudden there was
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  Speaker 5: like a red ball under there and then he picks
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  Speaker 5: it up. It's a full line, but he's doing this.
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  Speaker 5: It's all like super quick slide of hand. But man,
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  Speaker 5: everybody's like breaking down every little move. Watch it this
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  Speaker 5: particular moment and you'll see exactly. It really kind of
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  Speaker 5: ruins the whole thing. But I like it because you
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  Speaker 5: get to see how these different things are done.
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  Speaker 10: Oh it's done.
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  Speaker 9: This playcord bucket doesn't need much explanation.
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  Speaker 3: It really does.
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  Speaker 5: But I know Greg loves yeah quote magic.
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  Speaker 10: You can see how they do it in two seconds,
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  Speaker 10: but it's it looks neat.
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  Speaker 3: I think I need one.
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  Speaker 5: I think we need it'd be cool to have your
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  Speaker 5: next wine check.
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  Speaker 3: Outcorn now you see it now you don't. All right,
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  Speaker 3: speaking about movies now, Apparently and allegedly the PR team
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  Speaker 3: handling the the PR for the new movie that Christy,
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  Speaker 3: that Cindy Sweeney is in. Now, that movie actually bombed
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  Speaker 3: in the theaters because it didn't make a lot of money.
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  Speaker 3: But apparently the PR team is reaching out to all
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  Speaker 3: these entertainment websites to say, hey, can you please change
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  Speaker 3: your titles and say, hey, this this movie didn't bomb.
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  Speaker 3: It actually got critically acclaimed and it got really good
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  Speaker 3: reviews by critics, both things true.
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  Speaker 5: They should do for these kind of things, Like all right,
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  Speaker 5: so the critics and the audience seemed to hate it,
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  Speaker 5: do you think it sucks as bad as they say
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  Speaker 5: it does? Check it out. It's on HBO like kind
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  Speaker 5: of challenge people.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Now, the thing is, it is like people just didn't
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  Speaker 3: go to go see it. Right now, Do I think
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  Speaker 3: this is a actual genius move by the PR team
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  Speaker 3: or not a genius move? Because these alleged leaked emails
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  Speaker 3: to all these websites breaks down like, oh how much
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  Speaker 3: everybody loved it? Now they're all these leaked emails are
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  Speaker 3: getting shared online, right, and now you get to see
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  Speaker 3: like all how people loved it, and it's like full breakdown.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: So it's just just like the PR team mind tricking
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: everybody to actually get good PR's because okay, just wait,
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: just wait. So if these entertainment websites said, okay, you
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: know what, I will change the title, then you would
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: never even hear about it. But now these leaked emails
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: are floating around everywhere and they're all positive.
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: But it's not going to get to talk about it.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: That's what I was thinking too, Like is that going
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: to get anybody to go?
• 16:17
  Speaker 8: I want to see it, and I still haven't gone,
• 16:19
  Speaker 8: and I can only imagine, like Sydney Sweeney's real fans,
• 16:22
  Speaker 8: which are men, they're not going to go to this
• 16:24
  Speaker 8: movie about this lesbian boxer like no offense.
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: They're going to go see her in like euphoria stuff.
• 16:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah, with their bois, you aren't going to go see
• 16:33
  Speaker 9: or anything just because to see like photos online and
• 16:35
  Speaker 9: be like sweet, Well.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well I think I don't think.
• 16:39
  Speaker 8: I mean, it might be a smart move, but I
• 16:40
  Speaker 8: don't think it'll get people to go see it.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Now, Morgan, you and I we talked about this a
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: little bit. I definitely want to see the movie as well,
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: But I don't think they like really did a good
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: job on telling people when it actually came out.
• 16:50
  Speaker 8: No, there was like talk about it, but it just
• 16:53
  Speaker 8: kind of fizzled out before it came out.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Like the date where it got released didn't burn in
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: my brain. I had no idea when I was coming.
• 17:00
  Speaker 10: Out, and I think a new title would have helped,
• 17:02
  Speaker 10: Like Christy just well.
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: That's the girl's name.
• 17:05
  Speaker 9: Wait to understand, Yeah, I call a million dollar baby,
• 17:08
  Speaker 9: whatever the hell her name was.
• 17:10
  Speaker 13: They do that with what Tanya? Tanya?
• 17:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they always do that.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: Okay. Another thing I didn't know apparently stell Stella McCartney.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Apparently apparently Stella McCartney was in the room when her
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: father Paul McCartney was packing his weed to go on
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: that trip to Japan where he got busted in nineteen
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: eighty and he got arrested. Oh and they were like,
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: they said that he was gonna go to jail for
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: like seven years. Well, in a recent interview, she shared
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: when she was she said that even a nine year
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: old could have packed better because there was like a
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: like a just a pillow sized bag of weed that
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: just went into the suitcase and they found it. But
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you know this, there has been
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: a conspiracy theory for a long time now that Yoko
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: Ono was actually the one that that leads. He said, Hey,
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: this guy's a big ass pothead. He's gonna have weed
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: on him. Bust them, he's bringing weed. Yeah Stella. McCartney
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: also said that he missed meeting Bob Marley because he
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: was just so messed up one day. So he was
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: a big hothead for a really long time. And then
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: Bob Marley died, but later on Paul McCartney ended up
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: being in one of his music videos after his death.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: But who I mean, I don't know, Like it's it's
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: Paul McCartney. Like, uh, if you are the security guy
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: and you see there's some weed in Paul McCartney's.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: Bag, Like I don't know, I see other way. Yeah,
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: that's what I'm saying too much. We're talking about Japan.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: But also he's just like at that time, they're like
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: legal Jesus right now, you don't you don't even check
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: his bat nineteen eighty, but it could be some.
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: Nineteen eighty Beatles were not That was not the height
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: of Beetle Mayania. It was no, but I mean no,
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: they still have Jesus status now, the Beatles in the
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: way that they're like revered. Uh, Paul McCarty, the way
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: he's like watching about treated the worship.
• 19:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's not like they were like we're over them.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Nobody's you don't check his bags? Yeah, that's.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: Called somebody allegedly And uh, if you're Paul McCartney and like,
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: what are you doing you're traveling that way? I mean
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: you're going through TSA. Yeah, weird whatever Japan's TSA.
• 19:28
  Speaker 10: Like, Uh, I don't know what they call it.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: Apparently you haven't heard of private travel allegedly allegedly, Thank
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: you very much, Medas no time for the Birthdays show.
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: We're going it's shiver, We're gonna sits and you know.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: You don't do all right.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: Celebrities al Michaels. Al Michaels is eighty one. You got
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: Ryan Gosling who is forty five today and Halfaway is
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: forty three, Wallace Sean Rex in the Toy Story movies,
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: and most importantly the Veeni and the Princess.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Bride even fievable. You bested my giants.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: You've beaten my giants, which means You're exceptionally strong, so
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: you could have put the poison in your own goblet,
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: trusting on your strength to save you.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: So I could clearly not choose the wine in front
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: of you.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Do it. But you've also bested my Spaniard, right, which
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: means you must have studied, and in studying you must
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: have learned that man is mortal, so you would have
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: You're trying to trick me into giving away something ah
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: you felt you felt victim to.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: One of the classic blunders.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: The most famous is never get involved in a land
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: war in.
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: Asia, but only slightly less well known is this never
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: go in against a Sicilian when death.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Is on the line.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: And then he died because he got the one with
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: the poison the spoiler spoiler alert for The Prince's Pride
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: and one of the greatest movies of all times. They
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: both had while Seawan is a too, yes, but he
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: had worked up his tolerance to came down.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: Megan Malaney from Will and Grace is sixty seven NBA
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: star Russell Westbrook is thirty seven. Sammy Sosa remember him,
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: I do. He's fifty seven, and Greg one of your favorites.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: Neil Young is eighty years old. I know you love you.
• 21:26
  Speaker 10: So he's right up there with Springstreen Its Car's horrendous vocalist.
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: Go overrated worship though today's parnal birthday is Sam Cox.
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: First of all, Sam and today's birthday boy has hit
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: more walls than a rumba in one hundred and twenty
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: seven fine films, including Bimbo's and Botox. He was in
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: Any Cook Will Do. Also Ghetto Gaggers Volume one, he
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: was in Taking twelve Inches. Also Buttthole Bashed Volume one
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: he was in. Sam Cox is a four eyed slut.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: Also Daddy Issues du jour and who can forget his
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: unforgetable role in Ji Islam accepts all souls.
• 22:13
  Speaker 10: He's living in hiding.
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: Now it's Sam Cox, who's fifty years old today currently
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: whoever produced that one h as Sam Cox who's fifty
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: years old. And that's your born on birthday, your celebrity birthdays,
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: and that is a little look what's happening in the
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show. That's good,
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: all right, welcome back everybody. Hi, Yeah, you still have
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: that cat you're looking after?
• 22:52
  Speaker 9: Yes, yeah, Steamboat Willie.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Her boyfriend is out of town. The demon cat.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: It's like a couple of weeks, right, Yeah, in Paris
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: for work and you got to put eye drops in
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: this cat that wasn't like that. Yeah.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Did you buy the eagle talent gloves yet?
• 23:10
  Speaker 14: No?
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: I have not.
• 23:11
  Speaker 13: She still hisses at me a lot, and she does
• 23:13
  Speaker 13: bring the claws.
• 23:13
  Speaker 11: Out, but I think I've been able to kind of
• 23:16
  Speaker 11: maneuver her in a way to like lock her down,
• 23:19
  Speaker 11: but she's not happy about it.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: So, uh, I was just reading. I thought about it'd
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: be so much easier if the cat was this cat,
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: this kitten in Brazil. It's a Cyclops cat. Oh so
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: it was born with just one eye in the middle
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: of its face.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Way easier.
• 23:37
  Speaker 10: Half.
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: That doesn't sound cute at all.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: It's not girls.
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: You know how many people would love to have a
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: one eyed like a Cyclops cat. It's like people that
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: want three legged dogs and stuff.
• 23:49
  Speaker 12: You know.
• 23:49
  Speaker 13: Yeah, so you've seen it. Is it in the middle
• 23:52
  Speaker 13: of the middle?
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 23:54
  Speaker 10: It mega died? Oh it did yeah?
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Oh it died.
• 23:58
  Speaker 14: It didn't last It didn't look cute at all. I
• 24:00
  Speaker 14: didn't see itself in the mirror and kill itself. Oh
• 24:03
  Speaker 14: god that I had a couple issues by a car.
• 24:06
  Speaker 14: It looks like a monkey from a horror movie.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: The kitchen was part of the literal for the only
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: one born with the condition. Thank god.
• 24:13
  Speaker 10: Oh that's are there?
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: I mean, are there real? Has there been like a
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: person born with like a like a real life cyclops like.
• 24:20
  Speaker 10: In the right in the middle.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 24:22
  Speaker 10: Well, that's maybe just.
• 24:23
  Speaker 9: Because to rewire your brain, just optic nerves, real time
• 24:29
  Speaker 9: real life cyclops.
• 24:30
  Speaker 7: They say it's not survivable, so yeah, really often, Yeah,
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: the brains you have to you have to scramble your innards. Yeah,
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: but like its a human born with cyclopia does not
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: survive pregnancy. This is because the brain and other organs
• 24:46
  Speaker 7: do not develop normally.
• 24:48
  Speaker 11: You've talked about that girl who was born without a
• 24:50
  Speaker 11: brain and she just from twenty years old, she.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: Is it don't work, nothing, no power there, right, but weird.
• 25:00
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: The dogs that uh not the wheelburrow dogs. You know
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: they have like the wheels wheelchair Mike, my Chrissy's dog
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: had the had the wheels. Yeah, speedy, Uh The ones
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: I think are really funny slash cute are the ones
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: they have the three legs and they use their tails
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: kind of like a spinner.
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: That makes sense. And during Halloween when they do like
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: the dog parades. One of them was a three like
• 25:28
  Speaker 7: a dog and it had a thing that said.
• 25:30
  Speaker 9: I hop.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: Like they're walking along and then their tail will spin
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: as they get to like where the you know, where
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: the leg would normally come down, and so it uses
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: it to use like a momentum. Yeah, I kind of
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: shift their momentum.
• 25:44
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: Also, I'm getting a lot of videos that are popping
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: up on my Instagram of dogs running into.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Piles of leaves.
• 25:52
  Speaker 10: I've seen those. Yeah, I love it. Yeah.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: One was looking for her dogs and she looked out
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: into the yard. All she saw was a snout and
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: a couple eyes peeking out from the middle.
• 26:02
  Speaker 10: Of the of the pot.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: It was adorable, you guys.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Eight seven seven forty four Woody text us over to
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  Speaker 5: it's another new hour insensitivity Training for a politically correct world.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: And what that is?
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  Speaker 3: Greg Gory? Yeah, high wood menace, what's up hip? How
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: you doing, buddy? I'm good, all right, I'm outside.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: Hey, buddy, We've got Gina grad Hi, SeaBASS is here,
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• 26:42
  Speaker 3: You can do that.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: Well, Gina tells us what's happening with the trending news deadlines.
• 26:46
  Speaker 7: Well, today is day forty two of the government shutdown,
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: but it all goes according to plan. At some point
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: today the House will vote and the shutdown will finally
• 26:55
  Speaker 7: be over. Representatives from all the states flying in to
• 26:58
  Speaker 7: cast their votes if they can exactly, if their flights
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: don't get delayed because of you know them. The House
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: has a Republican majority, so the bill should pass, but
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: the margin is thin, like one vote thin. Yeah, But
• 27:09
  Speaker 7: assuming it.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Does pay, it'll go through.
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah. Assuming it does, it means that the government
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: would be reopened immediately and stay that way until at
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: least the end of January. And of course, air traffic
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: controllers and essential federal workers who've been working without pay,
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: they'll get that check for all their back pay that
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: they're owed between twenty four and forty eight hours, which,
• 27:26
  Speaker 7: oh that's.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: A lot quicker than I thought.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: I thought they're going to say, oh, six to eight business.
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: It is a lot of yeah exactly.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Usually, Wait, so are we saying it's over? Are we
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: just saying suspended?
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: It's it's it's band.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: The funding will keep the government open through the end
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: of January, and then they got to go through all
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: this again. Yeah, another extension to your extended beyond the end.
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: Of January, just not around major holidays.
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: I mean, this happens all the time. This kind of
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: shutdown doesn't happen all the time, right, it's usually a
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: lot shorter, but.
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: Kicking the can happens all the day.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: Well, speaking of air travel, the Transportation Secretary said that, well,
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: things have been rough. It's starting to get better now,
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: and air traffic controllers, you know, come back to work,
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: and assuming that the shutdown does end today, the amount
• 28:08
  Speaker 7: of delays and cancelations should be quote stepped down over
• 28:12
  Speaker 7: the next handful of days, which will hopefully get everything
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: back to normal. Well, there was once again no winners
• 28:18
  Speaker 7: in last night's Mega million jackpot drawing, and well no
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: one got all six numbers. A few people did get
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: prizes like five million and three million. I'll take it.
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: That's fine. The game now moves to the fortieth consecutive
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: drawing with no winner on Friday, and the jackpot will
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: go up to nine hundred and sixty five million bucks.
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: But don't get excited once again. That's an estimated cash
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: payout before taxes of only four hundred and forty five million.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Just take it.
• 28:43
  Speaker 13: A billion already, I know, rounded up.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: The point working round up, right, it's something.
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you all actually buy tickets for this.
• 28:56
  Speaker 7: I don't think I've ever bought a lot of each other?
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Really, yeah, all the time, I do. I want to
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: sleep in.
• 29:01
  Speaker 13: Yeah, when a power ball got to a billion, I did.
• 29:03
  Speaker 13: That's why I'm like, I will if it gets to
• 29:05
  Speaker 13: a billion.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: So let's get there, because it needs to be a
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: certain amount millions on a consistent basis to be fun.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: It's a hedge, right, Like, so I don't I'm not
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: a normal gambler or a lottery player, right, And when
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: it gets to be this big of a story and
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: it's like, okay, it's one point whatever billion dollars, not
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: that the other money wouldn't be great, but considering I
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: never win anything again start. But I always think, you
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: know what, if I don't buy the ticket, that would
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: have been the time that I do want. So when
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: it gets to be this big story, then you know,
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: I'm like one of the other eight billion dopes in line.
• 29:42
  Speaker 13: The lines are long, and it's what I'm thinking about
• 29:45
  Speaker 13: it too.
• 29:45
  Speaker 11: I don't always think about it, but everyone's talking about it,
• 29:48
  Speaker 11: and I'm like, I should just go get one.
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: I'll participate.
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: I have a really stupid question, what do you do?
• 29:52
  Speaker 7: Do you go up to the counter or is there
• 29:54
  Speaker 7: a machine?
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: I go to either one to the convenience store and
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: I go to the count Because I don't know what
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: I'm doing. I don't pay specific numbers. I just get
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: like whatever the quick wick.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, quick thing is just print it out and done,
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: little atm looking thing.
• 30:06
  Speaker 7: Well, I've never done it, because I'll never forget. A
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: certain radio personality used to call it the fools tax,
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: so I'm like, oh, I don't want to.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Be at well, yeah, every fool, every rich and financial
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: person will say it is a fool's tax, is like
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: the dumbest thing you can.
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: But because I think the majority and the numbers support it,
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: the majority of the people who are spending money on lottery,
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: or people who don't have money to.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Spend on lottery.
• 30:26
  Speaker 7: Five bucks once a year old.
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's one thing to throw a penny into a
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: fountain and make a wish. It's nothing to spend, you know,
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: thirty bucks on a scratcher.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's financial people that are really really passionate about it,
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: and they feel like it should be banned.
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, for sure, like it should be illegal.
• 30:42
  Speaker 10: How many tickets do you get, man, it's just one,
• 30:44
  Speaker 10: just one.
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: I mean that's gambling in general.
• 30:46
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, right, essentially ninety nine percent of it just
• 30:50
  Speaker 10: throwing your money in the garbage.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, put that one chance.
• 30:54
  Speaker 10: I mean I won once in my life fifteen hundred
• 30:56
  Speaker 10: bucks biggest thought machine wine and I remember it like
• 30:59
  Speaker 10: it was yes esterday. So imagine winning Wait, was it
• 31:02
  Speaker 10: like Sammy, you only get it if it goes over
• 31:03
  Speaker 10: a billion. Imagine if you won one million dollars deal.
• 31:08
  Speaker 13: You know it is, I would forget. It'd be amazing.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Freak out, Greg.
• 31:11
  Speaker 7: Was it back far enough in the day where you
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: got a bucket and all the quarters came out?
• 31:15
  Speaker 10: Now the machine just froze up and then somebody came over.
• 31:18
  Speaker 7: I like that, but I like the buckets. Yeah, I
• 31:20
  Speaker 7: remember that four out all the quarters. Well by Heart
• 31:24
  Speaker 7: baby formula. If anybody's feeding their kids this, take a listen.
• 31:28
  Speaker 7: They've recalled all their products nationwide after some batches of
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: their organic formula were recalled due to an outbreak of
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: infant bachelism. So so far, it's affected fifteen babies in
• 31:38
  Speaker 7: twelve states. They've all been hospitalized. The company's formulas made
• 31:41
  Speaker 7: Iowa and packaged in Oregon, so authorities are looking into
• 31:45
  Speaker 7: both those places. So far, no unopened cans have tested positive,
• 31:49
  Speaker 7: but one open can was linked to a sick Baby.
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: By Heart says they're cooperating. They want to get to
• 31:54
  Speaker 7: the bottom of this, so just be careful out there.
• 31:56
  Speaker 10: Here's my question about do you mix it with water?
• 31:58
  Speaker 10: How do you make that stuff?
• 31:59
  Speaker 7: I think, well, having been someone who I think a
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: lot of times, Yeah, just like water for mill or whatever.
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: They mix it with water, scoop and then you fill
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: it up to the line on the bottle.
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: Did you guys do that?
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you shake it up.
• 32:14
  Speaker 10: I know you ever tried it?
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: Bottle?
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Hell?
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: No stinks? Yeah, I know. Is when I worked at
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: the grocery store, we had it locked up. Yeah, like
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: twenty years ago. So sad.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Oh boy.
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: Well, the newest college football playoff rankings came out last night,
• 32:28
  Speaker 7: and Ohio State, Indiana, Texas, A and m and Alabama
• 32:32
  Speaker 7: are still in the top four, but behind them little shakeup.
• 32:35
  Speaker 7: Georgia is still at number five, but Texas Tech made
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: the leap to six after their big win over BYU.
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: Ole Miss moved down one spot to number seven in Oregon.
• 32:44
  Speaker 7: Notre Dame, Texas, and Oklahoma all moved up one spot
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: after BYU fell to number twelve. Number fifteen Miami and
• 32:51
  Speaker 7: number twenty four South Florida all both in the lead
• 32:54
  Speaker 7: of their conferences, which means if the playoffs started today,
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: they'd replace Oklahoma and by This is.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: The time of year starts getting exciting. The NFL.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like the playoff push really gets underway. College football
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: same But eme though I'm not in the college football
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: it is not like my college football buddies, they're like,
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: they wait for.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: This every week.
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: We're about Yeah, they wait for this ranking to come out.
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: They all start talking smack through each other.
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: The only reason I like college football, just the idea
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: of it, is because it makes me think of the greatest,
• 33:21
  Speaker 7: and I know you're not a Key and Peel fan menace,
• 33:23
  Speaker 7: but the greatest. H the NFCUS west Ball, the name
• 33:27
  Speaker 7: Boin shower handle.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: Yep, there's a lot of those names now, Yeah, legit,
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah amazing.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: I forget.
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: We were just talking about some of those names more recently. Yeah,
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: I forget the one It was like, yeah, Tyler should know,
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: like snack shack y, there's something equally not that but
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: equally as ridiculous.
• 33:46
  Speaker 7: Oh, I can't wait to hear those well. Finally, the
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: White House introduced a new idea to help with home affordability,
• 33:52
  Speaker 7: but not everybody's a fan of this. Well, most first
• 33:55
  Speaker 7: time home buyers take out a thirty year mortgage. This
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: new idea would see the creation of a year mortgage.
• 34:01
  Speaker 7: The idea would stretch out payments that monthly bills would drop,
• 34:04
  Speaker 7: and homes would become more affordable. The Federal Housing Finance
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: Agency says this is a complete game changer, but critics
• 34:11
  Speaker 7: like when He's Homeboy Dave Ramsey, they say this is
• 34:13
  Speaker 7: bad news.
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: I saw a funny things. They had an AI picture
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: of Dave Ramsey in the hospital bed and says Dave
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: Ramsey in critical condition after learning of fifty year mortgage ideas.
• 34:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it makes he's pissed. The problem is that the
• 34:28
  Speaker 7: payoffs payments would drop, the interest over over time would
• 34:31
  Speaker 7: become so big you'd end up paying double for your house.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: You never people don't care about that? Yeah, well x
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: yeah people should, But.
• 34:38
  Speaker 10: You don't care about that thirty year mortgage. By the
• 34:40
  Speaker 10: time you paid it off, you've more than double.
• 34:42
  Speaker 11: We're going to be Yeah, but the fifty year mortgage,
• 34:45
  Speaker 11: it only goes down by like two hundred dollars a
• 34:47
  Speaker 11: month or something. It's only a few hundred dollars that
• 34:48
  Speaker 11: you would even save monthly.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: And then you add on that thirty and fifty years.
• 34:53
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you don't say that much monthly got to double.
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: You would think it almost half the payments?
• 35:00
  Speaker 7: Interest? Is that why it's not prins right, it's because
• 35:02
  Speaker 7: of the interest.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 35:04
  Speaker 7: Experts also warned that the new plan would drive up
• 35:06
  Speaker 7: demand without fixing the actual issue of number of homes
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: available in the first place.
• 35:10
  Speaker 10: Well then do it a one hundred year Yeah?
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what's the max term for a car loan?
• 35:17
  Speaker 10: I recently did eighty four? You did I think?
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: I didn't think that was my God, Greg.
• 35:23
  Speaker 10: Why, Yeah, because I wanted a lower payment.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Whoa, that's the worst.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: Way to negotiate for a car. You never negotiate on
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: payment on agreed. Holy it gets screwed.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: I thought that was the internet joke. I didn't think
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: you could actually no, seven years exactly.
• 35:38
  Speaker 13: And saving monthly by doing that versus the other.
• 35:42
  Speaker 10: Over one hundred a month one hundred, I don't care.
• 35:46
  Speaker 10: I would have done a ninety eight month.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: And this is how Greg ends up upside down like
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: crazy on these cars.
• 35:51
  Speaker 7: Wait a second, is.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: That's not true?
• 35:52
  Speaker 10: Would my most recent car sale I made a profit
• 35:55
  Speaker 10: four grand.
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: When the most recent one, yes, a.
• 35:59
  Speaker 10: Couple months ago.
• 36:00
  Speaker 7: Isn't that how dumb ass Tyler got his name? Ye
• 36:03
  Speaker 7: long pay?
• 36:04
  Speaker 10: Yeah that was a lease though, Yeah?
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: What was that Tyler he had?
• 36:07
  Speaker 10: He had?
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: This is when he first started working here years ago,
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: and then he left and he went to go to
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: Houston for a while, and he got the nickname dumbass
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: Tyler because of this of his lease. I'm sorry as
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: Dave Rams who called a fleece, No, definitely a fleece
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: it was. I think the lease was hold on, hold
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: on with it.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: What was the what was the year in.
• 36:27
  Speaker 15: Make twenty seventeen Toyo Coma Okay, yeah, noise, Yeah, still
• 36:33
  Speaker 15: one of my favorites.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: How much did you put down?
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 36:35
  Speaker 15: I didn't put anything down, Okay, Now this is where
• 36:39
  Speaker 15: the dumb part comes in. So yes, I leased it.
• 36:42
  Speaker 15: It was for about six years, not including the insurance.
• 36:46
  Speaker 15: The bill was about six hundred a month. Yeah, it
• 36:48
  Speaker 15: was probably not the pay top of that I traded
• 36:51
  Speaker 15: in my twenty twelve MAZ the M three that I
• 36:55
  Speaker 15: was only making about two hundred dollars a month in
• 36:59
  Speaker 15: payments on.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my god.
• 37:00
  Speaker 15: So like the nickname is very much though I looked good. Yeah,
• 37:06
  Speaker 15: helped a couple of people move. I felt important, and
• 37:08
  Speaker 15: then my world came crumbling down when I had to
• 37:10
  Speaker 15: borrow that mini van.
• 37:11
  Speaker 10: For a bit.
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: I know what it was, Yeah, Greg's most recent thing.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: He sold the car to one of our sponsors. Give
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: me the van maybe, yeah, four thousand dollars profit.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: Like during COVID, I had a car that I was
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: getting out of and I brought it at that point
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: and got.
• 37:29
  Speaker 10: Man, it was like I made money on that car.
• 37:32
  Speaker 10: Yeah exactly. That that was the time to do it,
• 37:35
  Speaker 10: and I kind of regretted not doing it back then
• 37:37
  Speaker 10: and then did give me the vin and I was like, deal,
• 37:41
  Speaker 10: take it. It was great.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: Greg's got an eighty two month car whatever whatever.
• 37:46
  Speaker 10: The biggest one is.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: But if you treated like how you should treat houses,
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: you're like, oh, I'll.
• 37:52
  Speaker 10: Get rid of it before exactly, and I send more
• 37:55
  Speaker 10: than they.
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: It depends on what it's gonna be worth, though, That's
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: the thing, because you want to get out of it.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: You can't get what it's worth while you're upside down.
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: You got to amil that or you make you know,
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: make a payment to just pay that off.
• 38:05
  Speaker 10: You definitely got to keep your eye on it. Oh
• 38:07
  Speaker 10: for sure the math works out, and knowing me, I'll
• 38:09
  Speaker 10: probably want a new one in four months.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: But I am shocked again because there's so many like
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: joke videos out there about people having like, yeah, one
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: hundred and twenty month payment. Yeah crazy, I never thought
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: that was real.
• 38:22
  Speaker 10: You get your monthly payment down to twelve dollars.
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: Worth it was six years, so that seems pretty good.
• 38:28
  Speaker 7: God Morgan, Well right, well that's what's going on.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: I thank you, Gina gree We got some more Woodies
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: show for your next.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Hand me right back.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Sammy's all excited.
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: I mean, she loves the holidays, she loves Christmas, she
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: decorated already. She's going to the Amazon Holiday gift book
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: that she got in the mail. Oh yeah, I remember
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: doing that when we used to get to the toys
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: Arrests catalog and the circle even like Sears Sears.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Send out like their holiday Oh serious.
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and they had like the electronics and the toy
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: section that was kind of toys, the dock. All the
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: boring stuff was in the front, like furniture. I just
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: go and I would circle the items in there, and
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: I was handed to my parents like Ralphie did when
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: he cleverly placed his mom's Look magazine with the red
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: rider be begun advertisement.
• 39:24
  Speaker 10: And imagine getting remember getting sweaters and.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my big thing was always our parents would get
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: my sisters and I socks. Yeah, and they thought it
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: was cute.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: It became an annual thing, and it got to a
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: point where we were adults at this point to goo,
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: so are you still interested in in the in the socks.
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: I was never interested in Yeah, see, they thought that
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: was funny. Now we did get gifts like the ones
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: that we wanted, you know, just the socks was just
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: kind of like a cute thing. The same way we
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: would get a new Christmas ornament on Christmas Eve that
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: we would open.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: It's only I would always get. That was the tradition.
• 40:02
  Speaker 13: Yeah, we got Christmas pjs on Christmas Eve. You put
• 40:05
  Speaker 13: on your new pj's, you make up Christmas morning and
• 40:07
  Speaker 13: your new Christmas beech.
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: My cousin always got the the the Hess toy truck,
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: like the annual Hess truck that would come out. Yeah,
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: so's he's got all those going back. However, many years
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: that was from you know, the grandparents. It was like
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: a yeah, everybody's got their thing.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: This year.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: It's actually pretty easy. I mean the kids are to
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: an age sixteen and thirteen where my son just wants
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: cash nice, he's saving up for stuff, you know. And
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: then my daughter her list is actually very reasonable really because.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: I've been asking like what do kids want these days?
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: Because I have you know, friends that have kids, and
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: I have a nephew, so I don't even know what
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: kids want.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean my daughter wants a lot of skincare
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: crap yeah yeah, yeah care. Her and all her little
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: thirteen year old friends they're all into Sephora, uh and
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: things that my wife won't even buy for herself.
• 41:03
  Speaker 7: I mean, things could be worse. Take care of your skin, yeah, true,
• 41:07
  Speaker 7: but like do you.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: Need that when your when your skin is already like
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: young and you know, full of elasticity in college, all
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: the things that you would use these things. She's good, right,
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: I'm saying, does it have an adverse effect.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: We're talking about? Right, Yeah, as long as they're not
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: doing botox, I think they're okay.
• 41:27
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it's lotions and cleansers and stuff.
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: I mean, your step son's ten, what does he want?
• 41:32
  Speaker 7: He wants, Well, he wants a new bike, and it's
• 41:35
  Speaker 7: all gadget based.
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: Didn't we give him a bike?
• 41:38
  Speaker 7: You were going to but we haven't circled back on
• 41:42
  Speaker 7: that yet.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: Circle back? So my son doesn't need his bike anymore.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: It's a really nice he barely used it. It's a
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: really nice trek bike mountain.
• 41:50
  Speaker 7: Okay. By circle back, I mean you haven't given it
• 41:52
  Speaker 7: to us. So that's going to get them one.
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: My wife is going to donate them, and I go,
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: you might to check with Gina and Andy and I
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: want to see if they're steps on.
• 42:03
  Speaker 7: I was gonna do like a huffy like I don't
• 42:05
  Speaker 7: can't afford like a nine hundred dollars bike.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: This is a nice ass bike. Really, yeah, it's a
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: it's a.
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: Super nice that would be amazing.
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: No, I think it needs a new rear tire because
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: he popped that like hopping curbs and stuff.
• 42:18
  Speaker 7: Problem.
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: But like he hasn't he hasn't rode that thing in months.
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: At this point sixteen, you don't go back to bikes, No,
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: you want to unless and now it's not it's not
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: any bike, it's just it's a regular mountain okay, just
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: making sure.
• 42:31
  Speaker 7: Because all the little boys in the neighborhood are and
• 42:33
  Speaker 7: he just walks behind him. He's like, I want to
• 42:35
  Speaker 7: put Oh, it's really sadly.
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna text my wife right now laughing at him.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: Are they like riding mountain bikes? Are they riding those
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: oversized bm Mexicans? No, that's super popular.
• 42:47
  Speaker 7: I don't think they're there there.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: They just want to bike ten what else?
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: What does he want that?
• 42:52
  Speaker 7: And it's all like Nintendo based, all, Super Mario based,
• 42:56
  Speaker 7: Mario Sunshine all. He has every game Boy everything thing.
• 43:00
  Speaker 7: That's that's his thing.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:01
  Speaker 10: See, I never know what to get anybody kid or Otherwise,
• 43:05
  Speaker 10: what do you give an adult as a gift. I
• 43:07
  Speaker 10: don't know.
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: See, I've made an argument for years to stop buying
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: gifts for adults.
• 43:12
  Speaker 10: I mean I support that idea. I don't want to
• 43:14
  Speaker 10: receive gifts, that's.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: Right, and that's my point.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: I don't I don't want a gift.
• 43:18
  Speaker 7: I don't want to because also I love giving gifts,
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: but I think they should be practical. Like last year,
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: I gave you all like car safety kits, like practical.
• 43:27
  Speaker 7: I don't like. I hate kitch, I hate I want
• 43:31
  Speaker 7: stuff that you can use.
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: Okay, I did wear Gina got me a birthday present.
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: Well, it wasn't for your birthdays having me around that time.
• 43:40
  Speaker 10: So and I wore.
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: I wore it and it was bad luck because the
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: Steelers got crushed. It was a It was a black
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: T shirt and says touch don, touch don because that's Pittsburgh.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: At up don, you know, going down town.
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: Says touch don. And that was the worst game they
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: played all year. So see how gifts work out. Yeah,
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: it was actually really nice shirt, very very soft and
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: very comfortable, and you were worried about the side. The
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: size was great, perfect, but you know with with parents, uh,
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: siblings as adults, like all we're doing essentially with you know,
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: my sisters, for example, they buy us a gift card,
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: we buy them a gift card.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: You're just kind of.
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: Going through the motions, you know, because everybody's busy, like
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: I don't, I don't know. And also that you're fifty,
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: I don't like you got your own business, Like, I
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: don't know, what do you want?
• 44:28
  Speaker 10: I think?
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: I think the go to gift that I might give
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: out is the Ninja Crispy Costco.
• 44:36
  Speaker 7: Pretty cool.
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: Wait, that's not the one that makes the ice cream,
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: is it?
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: No?
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: No, no, The Ninja Creamy is the one you seen
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: that I thought about getting that creamy. Yeah, you can
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: make your own soft so that's pretty cools.
• 44:52
  Speaker 10: I would destroy my life.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: And then Ninja also makes one for margaritas. Greg the
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: creamy the margarita one. Crispy is like the new version
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: of the air fryer. Okay, but what does it do
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: that an air fryer doesn't do? Why do people?
• 45:09
  Speaker 13: Is it more of a fryer?
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know really know how to describe it. It's
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: kind of just like a glass bowl and then something
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: sits on top of it, and then cooks it.
• 45:20
  Speaker 9: It's like when people just.
• 45:21
  Speaker 7: Get the airfire tops for their crock pot or whatever.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:24
  Speaker 10: Look it's crispy with that eye.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: The Ninja Crispy it's pretty affordable costco. It does look
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: like a baily sized cooking system. Six court and two
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: point five court glassware storagelets, crisper plate, blah blah blah,
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: a powerful cooking system, air fry that can cook a
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: seven and a half pound chicken feeding up to ten people.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: What you were wearing by this thing though?
• 45:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, my mom just got one.
• 45:48
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah here.
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: The Ninja Crispy Pro countertop glass air Fryer is an
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: eighteen hundred adjustable air frier made to stay out on
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: your countertop.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: Greg no.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: Families and parties, with six customizable functions and precise temperature control,
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: delivering perfect results every time.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think this thing is way more easier
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: to store, Greg.
• 46:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you could take the top offer space.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: It's a niche coffee machine.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: It's a Ninja air fryer.
• 46:15
  Speaker 7: Pretty much, but it's mostly just the lid is the
• 46:17
  Speaker 7: air flyer.
• 46:18
  Speaker 10: Right, that's pretty cool.
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: See, but it's on Target's website two seventy nine, ninety nine.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: You're gonna give it.
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: It's available in ash gray and in cyber space.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: It's like one six at Costco. It's probably gonna go
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: down there. You go during the I have a four
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: and one, a five and one, and a six and one.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: If you want some other ideas, like you're getting your
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: holiday shopping together. Coming up next after the break, Gina
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: and Greg I've tasked them with going over the twenty
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: twenty five Goop Holiday Gift Guide. Now this is the stuff.
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: This is Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle brand, Ohop, and uh, it's
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: got all kinds. It's very pricey. Yeah, if you like
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: to use money as toilet like a like a you
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: have like a fourteen hundred dollars vintage ash tray is
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: on there a that there's a thirty six hundred dollars telescope,
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: you know, thing things like that. But also they've got
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: like gold plated handcuffs and a paddle there in they're
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: under one hundred dollars section. Yeah, very naughty. Greg might
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: have that on his list.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure.
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: We'll find out next though. And you get some good
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: ideas for the people on your list.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: You can move on the.
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: Floor, right, you can you can choose something or whatever. Man,
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: you crap in my mad Yeah.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: That might be a deal. And now more of the
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: Woody Show. Just a little context to that clip.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: We're talking about a person that was a friend who
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: had a pet who kept crapping in their bed, and man,
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: you can really love something, but don't you think that
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: would be the end of it?
• 47:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we are in your bedog diarrhea in bed?
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: No dog, dog.
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: We're talking about what do people really want for Christmas,
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: for the holidays, whatever you're celebrating. We mentioned gift cards
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: because I said, you know, my sisters and I just
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: basically exchange gift cards.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: Like why we go with this charade? No, nonine?
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: How do you guys feel about getting a gift card?
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: Some of my family think the thoughtfulness is lost, But
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: I love them. That's from Ashley set them on over.
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: I think gift cards, I think looked love them. If
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: we're talking about as they're fine. I know there used
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: to be a thing about that, the same way there
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: used to be a thing when when debit cards and
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: stuff first started. Like dude, you're using your debit card
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: to buy a pack of gums.
• 48:29
  Speaker 10: That's true.
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there was like a weird stigma.
• 48:32
  Speaker 10: There really was.
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: There was a stigma with gift cards. Oh it's not thoughtful. Well,
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: what if it's to a place that I know Greg loves? Yeah,
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: I love you know who cares menace? You love Taco Bell?
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: I get you a Taco Bell gift card?
• 48:45
  Speaker 8: Is like, it's kind of the most thoughtful because then
• 48:47
  Speaker 8: the person gets what they want correct specific place.
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: Actually the most thoughtful.
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: Now we're gonna find some really good stuff and I've
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: I've tasked both Gina and Greg to look through the
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: twenty twenty five Goop holiday gift Guys. This is Gwyneth
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: Paltrow's lifestyle brand, Goop or the Vagina Candle, and you know,
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: stuff like that we've heard from from before the Yeah,
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: yeah exactly.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: Now what if?
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: What did you guys find anything good?
• 49:12
  Speaker 14: Well?
• 49:12
  Speaker 10: I want to start with something that I've found, and
• 49:14
  Speaker 10: mine has a theme. This is my theme is stuff
• 49:16
  Speaker 10: you could find at home goods for about twenty nine dollars.
• 49:19
  Speaker 10: That's my theme. So I'm holding up this picture. What
• 49:22
  Speaker 10: does this look like to you? Woodie?
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: That looks like, oh like kind of like like, I
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: don't know, like a thing that you would put like blankets.
• 49:30
  Speaker 7: Or pillow there, basket, it's a basket.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: It's like a big it's like a big basket.
• 49:34
  Speaker 10: Right. You could find this at home Goods for about
• 49:35
  Speaker 10: twenty nine bucks. It's called an oversized basket. Keeps whatever
• 49:38
  Speaker 10: you need stored, firewood, cashmere, throws, or maybe some snow.
• 49:42
  Speaker 7: Shoes or your gold cubes.
• 49:44
  Speaker 10: And it is one three dollars.
• 49:48
  Speaker 15: Damn.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: What's it made at?
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 49:50
  Speaker 10: Powder coated steel?
• 49:52
  Speaker 7: Okay, so like like what you put plants in and like, yeah,
• 49:56
  Speaker 7: galvanized steel.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: You got caught some throw blankets you need stored? Thirty
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: one hundred dollars.
• 50:01
  Speaker 7: Wow, Well, mine has a little bit of a theme too.
• 50:04
  Speaker 7: It's these are under the female wellness section. Okay, if
• 50:09
  Speaker 7: you know what I mean, I'm listening, Yes, a Morgan
• 50:12
  Speaker 7: look alive. This is called the vFit gold let's call
• 50:19
  Speaker 7: it like a wand.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, vibrator. Yeah it's now.
• 50:25
  Speaker 7: It's not free. It's three hundred and ninety five bucks,
• 50:28
  Speaker 7: but it promises a really good time. It's a non
• 50:32
  Speaker 7: invasive approach to promoting pelvic floor muscle tone, sexual function,
• 50:37
  Speaker 7: and intimate well being. And it uses red light vibration
• 50:42
  Speaker 7: and gentle warmth to stimulate local blood flow in the vagina.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: Now that says warm, Now that says Merry Christmas.
• 50:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's medical grade silicone. And uh it has a
• 50:53
  Speaker 7: one year warranty. I hate that.
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: I want one. It sounds like it would be good.
• 50:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it has all kinds of floor. Is very you know, popular,
• 51:02
  Speaker 7: and yeah it's very popular. Well, so you don't like
• 51:06
  Speaker 7: it is and it's most isn't it? Mostly so you
• 51:08
  Speaker 7: don't like pee your pants?
• 51:09
  Speaker 13: Oh I don't as Yeah.
• 51:12
  Speaker 7: I'm doing it right.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: What do you got? This is a beautiful cocktail shaker.
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: Okay, so when you're making your Martinis and Martins.
• 51:23
  Speaker 10: Yeah, your your little Christmas beverages. It's a gorgeous cobbler
• 51:27
  Speaker 10: style cocktail shaker, done an Italian pewter and finished with
• 51:31
  Speaker 10: etched lines. Again, you can find this at home Goods
• 51:34
  Speaker 10: for about twenty nine dollars. Less than that, less than that, yeah,
• 51:38
  Speaker 10: five dollars four hundred and ninety one dollars. Yeah, a
• 51:42
  Speaker 10: cocktail shaker. Yeah, made in Italy.
• 51:46
  Speaker 7: Well, I'm going to deviate from my theme just to
• 51:48
  Speaker 7: hop on Greg's theme real quick, because you know, when
• 51:52
  Speaker 7: you have people over, it's the holidays, you're doing your martinis.
• 51:55
  Speaker 7: They get bored. You want to play a little game,
• 51:57
  Speaker 7: so you can't a little tiny, teeny tiny like travel
• 52:02
  Speaker 7: tic tac.
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: Toe that sounds like so much fun. So I actually
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: daughter loves tictac.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: In the year twenty, I actually have one of these.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Oh I wouldn't like sits on like a coffee table,
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: but it's like golden wood. Well, I can tell you
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: how much I paid for it, mar Well.
• 52:20
  Speaker 7: This is voltaira alabaster, so I don't know Marble. And
• 52:23
  Speaker 7: it also doubles as a chic storage box and it's
• 52:28
  Speaker 7: it puts a luxurious spin on an otherwise leisurely game.
• 52:31
  Speaker 7: How much was yours menace?
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: I think it was like twenty bucks from Target, so it.
• 52:36
  Speaker 7: Wasn't one thousand, five hundred.
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: On Google's a bargain. It's like shopping on Have you
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: ever seen that? It's called front Gate? No, yea that yeah, yeah,
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: it's I think my wife ordered something from there once
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: and it was a doormat okay that has like the
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: like the letter of your of your last name. Yeah,
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: and she ordered one thing from there a billion years ago.
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: We get this catog every once in a while. You
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: look through it in the most basic stuff like that
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: is the trillion dollars gate, the front Gate.
• 53:10
  Speaker 7: They wouldn't bother sending me junk mail.
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: Go on the website and check it out when you
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: get a chance.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: Front Gate.
• 53:15
  Speaker 10: Okay, well my theme continues. Stuff you could find at
• 53:18
  Speaker 10: Home Goods for about twenty nine dollars. They have this
• 53:20
  Speaker 10: one section at home because it's all just throw blankets
• 53:22
  Speaker 10: and they're all on hangers. You just flip throw them
• 53:24
  Speaker 10: a little quick and find one. So you would probably
• 53:26
  Speaker 10: find a throw blanket such as this, just a striped
• 53:29
  Speaker 10: as basic over the sofa, you.
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: Know, someone, I'd kind of guess like a quilt looking
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: quality too.
• 53:38
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it almost looks like a rug. It is uh
• 53:41
  Speaker 10: fifty eight inches by eighty six inches, hand woven from
• 53:44
  Speaker 10: Italian cashmere. It's an extra large throw throw blanket that
• 53:48
  Speaker 10: keeps even the tallest frames covered head to toe.
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: Can I tell you the Costco line please? Sixty bucks?
• 53:56
  Speaker 10: Sixty bucks? Yeah, all right, that's a good deal compared
• 53:59
  Speaker 10: to this one for three thousand and ninety five dollars.
• 54:05
  Speaker 7: Is it made of like Rapunzel hair?
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: Now people people are buying stuff from Goop they've got
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: to be absolutely I mean, do you buy it to
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: you you get like you know when you buy Tiffany,
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: you get the little blue right. People want the box,
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: they want the bag, they want like.
• 54:21
  Speaker 10: Or you want the h for on your throat.
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: Because Greg is mentioning like a lot of this stuff,
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: you would just think that somebody went to like a
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: home goods yeah and bought it. But you want someone
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: to know you got it from Google.
• 54:31
  Speaker 10: I would want to label on here that says this
• 54:33
  Speaker 10: blanket was four thousand dollars.
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, I did to give me one more
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: thing from This is from me. By the way, if
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: you're just tuning in, this is all stuff from me.
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: Twenty twenty five Goop Holiday Gift Guide, which is out
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle brand, Goop, which is always known for
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: being affordable.
• 54:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well this one, I think again for the lady.
• 54:53
  Speaker 7: You know what this is for everybody. Okay, I'm showing
• 54:57
  Speaker 7: you a picture right now.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: A rock.
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: It looks like a rock, like a river rock, but
• 55:01
  Speaker 7: it's not. It's a squishy pillow. Okay, it's a pillow.
• 55:05
  Speaker 7: It's like kind of a wedge shape. It's nothing special,
• 55:07
  Speaker 7: but taboos, wedge shape sex pillow props up your body
• 55:12
  Speaker 7: however you'd like it to, whether you're optimizing for comfort
• 55:16
  Speaker 7: or exploring new positions. It's switchable, it has some bounds,
• 55:20
  Speaker 7: so it moves with your body, and it looks right
• 55:22
  Speaker 7: at home on your bed when you're not using it.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: Really, a rock looks at home on your veil.
• 55:27
  Speaker 7: So a pillow, you know, a pillow?
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, exactly, there's another pillow on here. It's a
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: throw pillow Greg that reads please leave by nine.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: That's now that you can get for eighty two dollars,
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: change it to eight.
• 55:42
  Speaker 7: But yeah, this is one hundred and ninety five bucks.
• 55:44
  Speaker 7: But a bargain at any price for a sex pillow.
• 55:47
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: They also have for Greg a Gucci portable pet bed.
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: How much is it on goof and it's actual Gucci
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: pet bed? How about eighteen hundred? Eighteen hundred? No, it
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: didn't know, I would say. Taking notes of the bids.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say three three thousand.
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: It's a bargain at eight and fifty dollars.
• 56:13
  Speaker 10: Wow, is a good deal.
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: And you could also get some Himalayan Salt scalp scrub
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: shampoo that for fifty five dollars.
• 56:21
  Speaker 12: I'd like that.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Actually where you go.
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: We're looking to help you guys out.
• 56:25
  Speaker 7: You're welcome.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: Every been shopping? Oh boy, how dumb?
• 56:28
  Speaker 10: Oh my god. Here I'm looking at that front gate
• 56:31
  Speaker 10: sight you told an yeah, I told you. A console
• 56:33
  Speaker 10: table and two tiny little end tables. Three thousand, three
• 56:37
  Speaker 10: hundred and fifty seven dollars they have.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: I remember the one time I was looking through there,
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: they had it's just like a lounge chair for outside.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: Did they have that on there?
• 56:46
  Speaker 10: Let's see?
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, look the ones that have like the bigger kind
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: of like look like a wagon wheel, like toward the
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: where you know, where you lean back.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: Against the Yeah, okay, yeah, did you have that on there?
• 56:57
  Speaker 7: While you're looking at that, why is this bath towel?
• 56:59
  Speaker 7: To one hundred and sixty two dollars? Oh my, it's
• 57:02
  Speaker 7: a towel.
• 57:02
  Speaker 10: Okay, did you find it? The one with the wheels
• 57:05
  Speaker 10: on the back. It's yeah, actually really really really ugly.
• 57:08
  Speaker 10: They have a price range twenty six hundred to forty
• 57:12
  Speaker 10: six hundred for.
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: One dollars for one for a lounge chair, not a car.
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: That lounge doesn't see in your house, your couch, but
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: doesn't cost that much. This is for one lounge chair
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: that goes out on the front gate.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: I'm going to the clearance four thousand, six hundred dollars.
• 57:31
  Speaker 7: Are you scared for your safety?
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: That's a complicated question. So being here today, if I
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: say the wrong word, I can be charged with that's
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: a dollar. That's a complicated question. So being here today,
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: if I say the wrong word tiny, I can.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: Be charged with doors And now back to the.
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: For into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: correct world. Woodie, Greg Hey Menace, Yeah, Gina Sea Mass,
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: Sammy Morgan phones open eight seven four Woodie text us
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: check in over to two two nine eight seven. I
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: do have a topic based on something we just talked
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: about recently, and I want to see what you got
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: on it. But I'm gonna start with this. It's some
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: Christmas news for Sammy.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: After years of trying to open candy canes without breaking.
• 58:24
  Speaker 10: Them, h.
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: Someone to struggle, someone's finally invented away to help out.
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: Greg So brock Candy, you know brox Oh yeah, oh,
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: they have come out with this official candy cane opener
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: and it's a it's real simple to use. Apparently it's
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: just a small opener that fits in your hand, and
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: all you have to do is stick the long part
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: of the candy cane inside the opener and it will
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: cut the wrapper open for you. You can find it
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: the Caneopener dot com. Okay, the cane Opener dot com
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: five bucks and comes with a box of candy canes.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: What a deal.
• 59:07
  Speaker 13: That's a great deal.
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: Pencil and it doubles as a Christmas ornament when you're
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: not using it. So if you hang, do you hang
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: uh candy canes on the tree?
• 59:17
  Speaker 12: I do not.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: You don't eat my wife? My wife does that. I
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: think it's kind of trash.
• 59:23
  Speaker 10: If you need filler. Yeah, but if you were to
• 59:28
  Speaker 10: live another ten thousand years, would you have one candy cane?
• 59:31
  Speaker 10: Does anybody about candy?
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: My kids?
• 59:34
  Speaker 7: My kids eat them, especially peppermint ones that are.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: Like fruit flavor, like the little mini ones are cool.
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: And then all for hanging. Yeah, I don't think on
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: the tree, but like on I don't know if you
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: have a fireplace or something like that. The decor right
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: there is cool. What do you mean candy canes like decoration?
• 59:51
  Speaker 13: Yeah? Or I'll put them in a little kind of
• 59:52
  Speaker 13: jar thing and have them hooked around the edge.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: It's normal at the.
• 59:56
  Speaker 10: End of Christmas. Throw them out. Yes, it's like sucking
• 59:58
  Speaker 10: on toothpaste.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: The kids, the kids eat them.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 10: You're right.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: The fruit flavored one, just the original like red and
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: white ones. The kids, the kids eat those.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: The fruit flavor is so good.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, those are the only good ones.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: Those are not dog like.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 11: The opener is great though, because because kids do get
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 11: very disappointed if you.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 13: Go to open the candy cane and it breaks.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 7: They're like, oh, all right, but this is not an ornament.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 7: This is an ugly pencil sharpener.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: Okay, So saying with the candy thing, Gina was mentioning about, like,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: you know, when you went trig or treating, some parents
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: would take the kids to the emergency room to the hospital,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: not because somebody got hurt or poisoned, I don't know,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: you would bring your candy so they could X ray it.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: All.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 7: Getting Peggy's minivan, my mom.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: Had told, you know me, like, don't eat the candy
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: before you get home and I have a chance to
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: look at it. Because that was in the height of
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: this is like the eighties panic where everybody's taking their
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: people are putting staples now also at that point that
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: was still in the era where people were giving like
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: homemade or home baked things, so popcorn balls, little little
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: like sandwich baggies of like cookies and things like candy
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: apple that stuff. We were never allowed to eat and
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: quite honestly never even thought to eat those things because
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: you wanted the actual candy, yeah, the trash, but no
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: one was putting stuff in like a Hershey bar or
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: peanut butter cup kind of thing exactly. So this just
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: goes into the whole idea of there's some really paranoid
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: parents out there, and you just look at the difference.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: You know, I'm forty nine years old, so my era,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: the gen X era, compared to the like the younger
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: millennials and gen Z like that side. Older millennials, you
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: guys are more more gen X in this way where
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: the parents weren't nearly as consumed with knowing every minute
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: of their child's day and what they're doing and where
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: they're at in that exact moment as it is now,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: there's way more I don't know what they called it.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: It used to be like helicopter parents.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 7: Yea, and snowplow parents.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: But there are some paranoid parents out there.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think like the generation that we grew up
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: in definitely paranoid millennial. Like I feel like parents want
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: to be best friends.
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  Speaker 10: With their kids.
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  Speaker 5: Do you think our parents were paranoid? Yeah, I think
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  Speaker 5: it's the opposite.
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  Speaker 7: Goes back and forth, Like remember there were commercials saying
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 7: it's ten o'clock, do you know your children?
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  Speaker 3: They didn't know where I'm like, well, I'm slightly younger
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: than you, just like by a hair and I'm in
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: that weird like analog technology era that they say that,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: which is a different generation. And then I'm telling you, like,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: my uh parents super paranoid?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I think it's I think it's your parents. I
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: think in general it wasn't like that. Even in that area,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: it wasn't like that.
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  Speaker 7: But all the boogeyman stuff like the candy or the
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 7: white van, like they had random stuff they would focus on,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 7: and otherwise they didn't know where we were there.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: I grew up and they had like you know, the
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: Zodiac Killer and like all like soccer.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: So here here's the question. I'm throwing this out and
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  Speaker 5: you guys can text in call in eight seven seven
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  Speaker 5: forty four. Woody text over to two two nine eighty seven.
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  Speaker 5: Did you have a paranoid like did you have a
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: paranoid parent? Do you know a paranoid parent? Like, oh,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: my sister is so whatever that is? Or are you
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: a paranoid parent? Admit it so one of one of
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: the three if you if you have an example to share,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: did you have a paranoid parent? And what made them
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  Speaker 5: so paranoid? Do you know a paranoid parent? Or are
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: you a paranoid parent? And probably more so?
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  Speaker 10: And I don't know this, I don't love kids, but
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 10: with the first child more than child, that's the way
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 10: usually does because so like when my brother was a baby,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 10: if he so much has just brushed his pacifier on
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 10: anything other and just holding it up, like if it
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 10: fell on the floor, my mom would boil it, death,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 10: boil it with me. I could drop it in a
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 10: pile of dog crap, true, and just pick it up,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 10: wipe it on your pants, and throw it in your mouth.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's that's true. It's the first child, yeah,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: eight seven seven forty four Woody paranoid parents? Are you
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: a paranoid parent? Did you have a paranoid parent?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: Or do you know one?
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: And uh, what are they doing that that makes you
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: say that they're paranoid.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I want to hear this hit us up.
• 1:04:32
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• 1:04:33
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• 1:04:37
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• 1:04:50
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• 1:04:51
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• 1:04:55
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• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: Paranoid parents. Now, somebody was asking Gina, did the mom
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: have some kind of hook up at the hospital. Now,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: the hospitals there were, you know how like a dentist's
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: office will do that, like right after Halloween they'll say, oh,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: you can trade your candy and beer for a big brush.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 5: I did hear about local hospitals from time to time
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: saying that it was but I never thought anybody actually
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: did it. But yeah, oh no, that was Yeah, that
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: was Gina's friend's mom that would get all the girls
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: together and bring them down there. All right, So are
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: you a paranoid parent? Did you have a paranoid parent
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: or do you just know of a paranoid parent? And
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: what makes them so paranoid? Eight seven seven forty four
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  Speaker 5: Woody is the phone number. Text us over to two
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  Speaker 5: two nine eighty seven. Katie is first to Hey, what's
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: up Katie and.
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  Speaker 12: Katie, Hi, good morning.
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  Speaker 5: So who's the paranoid parent you or you got one?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 12: I probably was a paranoid parent when my kids were younger,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 12: but once I turned eighteen, as I go have it.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 12: My son is in his twenties and dates a gal
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 12: that's twenty two and her mother still requires her to
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  Speaker 12: get home during the week by nine pm and on
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  Speaker 12: the weekend by ten pm.
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  Speaker 3: She's twenty two.
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  Speaker 5: How does that work?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: I mean, if she lives in my house, she goes
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: by my rule. Yeah, maybe pretty much.
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  Speaker 12: That's probably how it is. And the thing that makes
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 12: me giggle is that her brothers have girlfriends that live
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  Speaker 12: in the house. They've kind of told mom no, no,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 12: you know, and they've tried to tell her, tell mom,
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  Speaker 12: knock it off, you know. But she's just very respectful,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 12: I'm going to say, of her mom. But it just
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 12: it's so stressful for them.
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  Speaker 3: On a date, Wait, how long has.
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  Speaker 5: We go to a restaurant?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: How long has your son been with this chick?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 12: A year?
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  Speaker 10: Cutting?
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  Speaker 2: Run? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Wait, what time does she have to be home again
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: nine nine nine.
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  Speaker 12: During the week ten on the weekend. I mean if
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 12: she came go to a concert one time and she
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 12: got home at one.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, is she in school or by chance or anything
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  Speaker 3: like that?
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  Speaker 5: Is just twenty two man, she works.
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  Speaker 3: Just ask him. Maybe she's getting a master's or something.
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  Speaker 10: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: Rent too, it's always oh, that's not cool. It's always
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 7: different with the girls too, Like you said, like the
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 7: guys like come and go, the girls on lockdown.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but also you you gotta be kids. You gotta
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: be careful.
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  Speaker 12: And she's the first girl, and I just think mommy's
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 12: afraid to let that.
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  Speaker 5: That's a little bit that stuff rubs up. That's why
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 5: they say, like you want to see what your future
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: looks like when you're dating somebody, look at the mother, right,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: So like that kind of crazy might be genetic.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: I got.
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  Speaker 12: He loves her dually and the family's all great, all
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 12: of them.
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  Speaker 3: It's just just the mother.
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  Speaker 5: Just yeah, all right, Katie, thank you for the call.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: Appreciate listening The Woodie Show.
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  Speaker 5: Forty four. What he sent us a text over to
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  Speaker 5: two two nine eighty seven one. On the text, is
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  Speaker 5: my sister in law such a paranoid parent. She went
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: to her daughter's prom, waited for her in the parking lot,
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: also went with her on the senior trip, and she
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  Speaker 5: still cuts her food for her. She's nineteen years ago.
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  Speaker 7: Is so psychological problem, that's like a mental illness, right.
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  Speaker 13: Yes, that's horrifying.
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  Speaker 10: Cuts her food.
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  Speaker 7: Is the other girl, not of hands.
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  Speaker 10: That is horror movie kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 5: If she texts, my mom wouldn't let me ride those
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: little horses outside the grocery store that were electric. She
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: was afraid they would blow up.
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  Speaker 7: That's a reasonable fear of shirt.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, my wife's pushing fifty and her dad like
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  Speaker 5: she'll go with the kids to go visit her parents
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  Speaker 5: and she'll be going to meet like her cousins for
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: dinner or something like that, and her dad will insist
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: that she calls when she gets to her location.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I gets.
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  Speaker 10: I don't think that's weird.
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  Speaker 3: It's weird.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 10: I don't think that's weird.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's nice.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: But it's nice to say. But like he truly means it,
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  Speaker 5: because if if enough time goes by, he'll call her
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  Speaker 5: and go eight, did you make it serious?
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  Speaker 3: Seriously?
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  Speaker 10: I support it.
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  Speaker 7: I'm in my forties deep, and I've gone home to
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  Speaker 7: see my mom a billion times and I've never been allowed.
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  Speaker 7: It's been heavily discouraged that I rent a car if
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 7: I need to go somewhere, she has to take me.
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  Speaker 13: WHOA, Yeah, but just because she wants to be with you,
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  Speaker 13: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I guess because I have families like that. They just
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: want to, you know, be hanging out with them. Okay,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: she's not like I'll just run a car.
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  Speaker 10: No, this one.
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  Speaker 5: My daughter is a ninth grader and has a friend
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: whose mom thinks that she takes her mask off, she
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 5: will instantly get COVID. Really still, so this girl has
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: to wear a mask every day of her life, no
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: matter where she is. Ever since COVID started, she's never
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: allowed to go anywhere with her friends. My daughter had
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 5: a birthday a few years back, and the mom said
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: that she couldn't go to the party because she wouldn't
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: be able.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: To take her mask off. There stop it.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: She's ruining her daughter's childhood and doesn't even know it.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it's crazy.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 7: That's the candy want to be right right?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 10: Yeah that sounds normal.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a paranoid parent because I know what the
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: hell I did when I was younger, so I know
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  Speaker 5: the possibilities.
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  Speaker 3: True, I mean, we all do.
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  Speaker 5: We all did stuff. It's why I have to have
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: a conversation with my wife every once in a while
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: to remind her of that stuff. And then then my
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: wife says, well, I was a good kid. I'm like, Okay,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: I'm sure everything you did your parents were aware of.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 5: You never did anything that your parents. I can think
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: of a couple things that I know about that her
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 5: parents have no idea. Yeah, so you know, not that
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: she was like a bad kid, but nobody was an angel.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 7: I was damn near perfect. But I was smoking a
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 7: ton of weed at like fifteen. I don't think my
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 7: mom would have liked that.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: Hey, what's up what you show?
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: A friend wouldn't let her son, her son's one high
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: school age and another one just a little bit younger,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 5: cook or shower when they were home alone. Okay, well,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 5: I'm for fear of an accident shower.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 10: Depending on the age. That makes sense.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's that's insane.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: Like you can get a job working food somewhere at
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: the fryar.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know you probably have some of the
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: family members you're like, you know what, you shouldn't be cooking.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 7: By yourself at home in a shower. Oh my god.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: Let's see, had a friend growing up whose mom was
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: super worried about someone kidnapping her. And she was a vet,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: so she implanted a tracker in the back of her neck. Really,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: I used to ask her to see it all the time.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 5: She probably Here's the thing though, she probably told her
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: daughter that she did that because you know you can,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: like you know you can, yeah, chip chip your cat, Yeah,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: you chip a pet.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 9: She probably told her that to make her think I
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 9: know where you are.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: That's what it was.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 7: But that's a great idea.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: Just tell them another text here it says, I am
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: twenty eight years old and my mom still has my
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: email password and we'll read through my emails.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but then you got to deal with that. It
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: depends on I know.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: But like you know, some people go crazy and like
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: do you want the don't you really care?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 7: Well, at that point, you just have a backup email,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 7: and that's where all the good emails.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 10: I have.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: I know a paranoid parent that won't let their kid
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 5: eat strawberries because of the levels of pesticide residue.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 7: Oh I know I have one of those parents. I
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 7: know one of those parents, and they only when they're baking.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 7: They won't use food coloring, to only use like beat
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 7: juice and die.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: YEAHO got in the big argument with his wife years
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: ago because he gave I think it was his son.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: He gave him like a single freedo and she lost
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: her mind and he's like, you know what, and he
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: like he like left the house and took a walk
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: around the neighborhood and barefoot, got so heated.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: I'm not one freedom one one free right.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: Another text came in said that when I was growing up,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: my mom used to make me take a pregnancy test
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: once every two weeks.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 7: That's not okay unless you're a megaslore.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 13: Yeah, that's weird and invasive.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know why.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: I like, in other words, I know, why make sure
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: she's not pregnant, but like, like, why did you decide
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: to do that in the first place, Well, to.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 13: Not trust your kid that much, I don't know. It's weird.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 13: Kids are not taking to imply it is like Gina said,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 13: implying that she's a whore.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 7: Basically, she maybe she had scare and that's that.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: With mom.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, who's going to be taking care of
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: that kid is the question? Sure, but they end up
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: having one.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 13: Control and other things.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 10: Is this paranoia or is this yeah? Control?
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 6: It is very control.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: A lot of stuff about like people putting your favorites
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: the air tags and yeah, but do they know how
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: to use them?
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: Said this this one mom will just refresh, Like they'll
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: be sitting there at coffee and just refresh, refresh, refresh,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: like constantly looking.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: They just don't have a kid. I don't know.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: Well, so you know, we went through a thing where
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: you know, we had to get the mommy daddy phone,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: you know, for my son and like, but that was
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: a reaction to something and that is not a foreverything
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: plan that we have, Like I would rather things not
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: be that way. So I do understand that there are
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: some circumstances, like that pregnancy test thing, like did she
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: get knocked up? Probably something happened, so now the mom's
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: worried about that happening.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 7: Again, that's the only thing I could justify it.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, if it was just like out of nowhere because
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: she was doing certain things when she was a kid
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: and now she's putting this on her that's different. My
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: seven year old wants to play outside in the backyard,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: but his friend. The mom refuses because somebody might walk
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: by and see you and you would get kidnapped. So
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: the mom has to be outside otherwise the kid can't
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 5: be outside. This goes back to it's ten pm. Do
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 5: you know where your kids are?
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 7: Nobody wants your mangy kid.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 5: My My mom was single mom, and she was working
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 5: full time, going to school full time. So what are
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: they called latchkey kid? Okay, So I remember I had
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: a key to our apartment on a string that was
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: around my neck.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: Yeh.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: I was eight years old, and I would let myself
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 5: into the apartment after school, get off the bus, let
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 5: myself into the apartment, and then drop my stuff off
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 5: and go outside.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: With my friends. I'm eight, yeah, you know.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 5: And my mom wouldn't get home from work until like
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: regular getting in and getting home from work time, and
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: that was it. I would, you know, come in and
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: get dark, I lock the door. I need to do that,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: and everything was fine.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: Yea.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: Where there was like a.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: There there was a mom who let their kid, we
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: talked about it, let their kid go to the park. Yeah,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 5: and someone called the cops and she got in trouble, she.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: Got arrested. Yeah, so stupid. My parents would be in
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: prison right now.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 5: My mother in law wipes down every grocery eye with
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: disinfecting wipes and then makes the family washhands before touching anything.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: I remember when you were talking about the last key
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: kid thing, and that was like me in fifth grade
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: and we'll be jumping off the roof and stuff. Oh, totally,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: so many things. It was the best.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 5: Another text over to two two ninety seven. My mom,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 5: my mom had my now husband signay quote contract with
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: rules to follow while we date it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure how old were you when we started dating?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 10: Worth it?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah the unapproved friends list. I've heard about this
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  Speaker 5: where the kid has to have an approved friend list.
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  Speaker 5: We knew somebody that did this, and so let's just
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  Speaker 5: say menace right, Yeah, I'm your dad. You would have
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  Speaker 5: to give me your approved friends list, and so whoever
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  Speaker 5: you were hanging out with had to be on that list.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: If there was a person who's going to be there
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  Speaker 5: who wasn't on that list, I would have to know.
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  Speaker 5: Because this parent was then going in looking at their
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: social media needed to make a phone call and talk
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: to the parents to know who the parents were and go, oh, so, uh,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: how long have you guys lived around here? And would
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 5: ask questions what do you do for a living? Yeah,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 5: interviewing the parents of the friend and so, guess who
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 5: never got invited to stuff? Yeah, exactly this person's kid
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 5: because it was the mom. The mom was nuts and
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: was like interviewing interviewing potential friends parents. Imagine you were
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  Speaker 5: new to the neighborhood. Yeah, imagine your steps on makes
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: a friend and now the mom's calling you to interrogate you,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: to make sure that it's fine, you know.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you and Andy are fine before the kid, Yeah,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: oh my god, not taking the kid out of town.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, we don't want your dumb kid.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Eight seven seven forty four. Woody hit us up with
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: the text over to two two nine eight seven. Thank
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: you everybody. Yeah, some crazy people out there. Yeah, sometimes
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: it makes you feel normal. Or or if you if
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: you thought you had like a really strict pair out
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 5: like dude, Yeah, not as bad as I thought.
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  Speaker 10: Getting your food cut up heroin.
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  Speaker 3: So call Sports with the Gems.
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  Speaker 10: Jeff cum Hey, good.
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  Speaker 16: Morning, Jeff g good morning, what you Good morning, squad.
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  Speaker 16: Let's go ahead, and start with the Kings. They beat
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 16: the Canadians last night five to one. Got the Kings
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 16: in Maple Leafs tomorrow. Ducks lost to the Apps last night.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 16: They got the Red Wings tomorrow.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: Got some Dodger news.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 16: According to a report, Dodgers will be aggressive this offseason.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 16: They freed up eighty seven million dollars with Kershaw retiring
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 16: conforto ct three and Yates coming off the books as well.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 16: No surprise, The article said, the Dodgers will focus on
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 16: the top end closer as they look to three pts
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 16: World champs NBA Lakers in Oklahoma City tonight, six thirty start.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: OKC comes in at eleven and one. Lakers are eight
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: and three.
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  Speaker 16: You know, Luca always does really well against the thunder
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 16: Lakers are seven and a half point underdogs.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: You might want to jump on that and take the Lakers.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 16: Speaking of Luca, the GM that traded Luca to the
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 16: Lakers got fired yesterday. The fire Nico chance got a
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 16: little too loud in Dallas and they finally pulled the trigger.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 16: Got basketball here in Southern California tonight as well. Joker
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 16: and the Nuggets at the into It Dome taking all
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 16: the Clippers Clippers are trying to avoid their sixth loss
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 16: in the row, and since we're talking NBA, they're changing
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 16: up the All Star format. Thank goodness, it was hella boring.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 16: So now it's basically gonna be USA versus the World.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 16: Two teams of US All Stars and one team of
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 16: World All Star players playing in a round robin format.
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  Speaker 3: Eight players on each team.
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  Speaker 16: So theoretically it'll be like Lebron, Steph and Katie and
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 16: Jalen Brunson versus Giannis, Joker, Luca, Sga and Wemby. I'm
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 16: not gonna lie Woody show. I'm taking the world in
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 16: this tournament. All Star Weekend is coming up in February
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 16: at the Into It Dome. I'm Jeff g and Sokal sports.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Jeff, no Woody show text Dan two.
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  Speaker 5: All have been doing Paranoid Parents. Our little conversation I
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  Speaker 5: read for the break and thank you again for all
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 5: the the feedback. People still text in a couple of things.
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  Speaker 5: This one says, I have a friend who's such a
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 5: helicopter mom and does everything for her kids that she's
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 5: made them useless. They're now young adults don't know how
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 5: to do anything for themselves. And she gets mad at
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 5: them for having to do everything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the way they like it.
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  Speaker 5: They can't function society, can't get a job, just completely
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: useless kids.
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  Speaker 7: I love when they keep their kids. They keep them dependent, like, oh,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 7: I have to do everything right, why do you get
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 7: as bach?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bitch, Hey, what do the show?
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 5: My mom thought I was baby napped at the hospital
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 5: when I was born because I was missing for a
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: few hours. But it was a nurse that was showing
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: me off to the other patients and staff.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: Can you do that?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 5: They were so traumatized, so she always has to know
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 5: where I am constantly.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: Wait, sodam, that was the nurse. Yeah, it was probably
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: from the eighties or something.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 10: That's weird.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: Back in the day, you could do that kind of stuff.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: Now that they keep them like under locking key right
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: as they should, I would think. Hope.
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  Speaker 5: My boyfriend only eats chicken that's cut up. His mom
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 5: used to cut his chicken up, and now he doesn't
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: eat anything with a bone in it. It's got to
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: be cut up. He's damn near forty. Wow, see you
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 5: ruin your kids? Yeah, this paranoid, it's gonna make them paranoid.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 5: People they're gonna do that to their kids.
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  Speaker 3: It's a cycle.
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  Speaker 7: And that's why I make the kid cut up his
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 7: own food because I go, I don't want you on
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 7: a date in six years and they're like, I really
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 7: like you, but you don't know how to use a knife.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: Right, Like that's so weird.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 5: You see somebody who like doesn't understand how a knife works,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 5: and you would think it'd be self explanatory, but they'll
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 5: take a butter knife. They're just a regular old, you know,
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 5: butter knife, and they're like barely using any kind of
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 5: like pressure or force. Sight, Like what do you think
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 5: this is like a haibaji chef knife? Like yeah, what
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: are you doing? They look like oh yeah, Or they
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 5: don't know how to hold it.
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  Speaker 3: They don't have like.
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  Speaker 10: That's what I judge rown adult who grasps it in
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 10: the fist and they hold it, just grip it.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 5: In Florida, this is the opposite of helicopter parents. A
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 5: pair of parents they were out enjoying the beach with
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 5: their kids. They were on a family vacation. They had
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 5: finally gotten there. Six month old to fall asleep, so
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 5: the parents like, ah, perfect time to go out on
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 5: a walk and that walk went for over an hour,
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 5: and the baby was just there on the beach, sitting
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 5: out on the beach, this little baby. So other people
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 5: at the beach they noticed this kid just chilling, so
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 5: they called the cops because the parents there's no adults around.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: It's just this.
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  Speaker 7: Baby left abandoned on a.
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  Speaker 5: Blanket like a towel or whatever they had sitting out
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  Speaker 5: on the beach, just sitting there.
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  Speaker 7: Oh my god.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: I think they were hoping some of the would take
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: that baby.
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  Speaker 5: So when the parents came back, the police were waiting
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 5: for them. They had a lot of questions. The parents
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  Speaker 5: explained that they just lost track of time, didn't realize
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 5: how long they've been gone. But I mean, either way,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 5: you just can't leave the baby.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 7: Totally forgot we had a baby lost.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 5: They were they were arrested, charged with child neglect and yeah,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 5: so they're they're having to go through all that now.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's fair a walk.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's just.
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  Speaker 5: When you think you're a terrible parent, or you think
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 5: you're like, oh man, am I messing this am I
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 5: messing this kid up? You hear these other stories, you know,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 5: from either paranoid parents or about stuff.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 7: Like that, Right that depends did you leave them on
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  Speaker 7: the beach?
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  Speaker 3: I think I think we're doing all right. Yeah eight
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  Speaker 3: seven seven forty four. Woulding text us over to two
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  Speaker 3: two nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like this is more for people who the
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 5: next step would be drinking hand sanitiz Yeah, woody show.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: I guess what.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 5: I guess what came through on the email yesterday.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 10: You guys.
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  Speaker 5: Are tickets to Dubai.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah really really so, I mean it's it's official official.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: I couldn't believe it, almost crying, Yeah, like what this
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: is real? And you know it's funny.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 5: I didn't even recognize it because it came from the
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 5: email and I'm constantly going through in the morning and
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 5: I had I had deleted it. Oh the way it
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 5: popped up, it looked like an advertisement. So I didn't
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 5: open it and read it. I just saw and I
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 5: delete delete and then it's got.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: His like we did.
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  Speaker 5: So I went back and I looked, and I go,
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  Speaker 5: I didn't see it. So I reached out to the
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 5: to the chick who was booking the flights, and I said, hey,
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 5: I didn't I didn't get my chees. Oh you might
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 5: want to check the junk folder. And I go, oh,
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 5: not in there, wait, and then then then it dawned
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 5: on me. I'm like, maybe this is my error, and
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: I went back through and deleted there. It was our confirmation.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 5: So Menace and myself and the in the winner that
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 5: was selected, we'll be doing our flight to Dubai first
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 5: class on Emirates and it's it's gonna happen that that
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 5: first weekend in December.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then the Yeah, the listener is super excited.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: In a lot of communication, so I can't wait. Yeah,
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: do you pre choose your menu or your meals?
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 3: That's what's We'll have to let you know. We'll keep
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: you updated on the on the entire thing. And of
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: course we're going to post a bunch video.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Is there full Wi fi the whole flight? Do we
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: know this? I have taken some international flights recently and
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: there was Wi Fi the whole time? So what assume honey? Yeah,
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: because now there's so much satellite, Thank you Elon.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 10: You do have to reserve your shower time, right, yes?
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't know when you do. I don't
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: know if you do that when you're on board or
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: you do that.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 5: Before you get on board.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what.
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  Speaker 7: I want to take a shower.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 5: I might take a couple, because, like you know, I'll
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 5: take one shower on the plane, but that I'm gonna
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 5: be having so much time in the Emirates Lounge. I'm
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 5: pretty sure the Emirates Lounge offers up shower.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: Maybe.
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  Speaker 11: Do you know how many other people are like in
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 11: that first class area who will also be showering and.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 9: Stuff now together?
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but I don't know. But I did
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: get my confirmation, and immediately I went to Greg, and
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: I know, Greg, sure you don't want to jump on
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  Speaker 3: because it's only thirty two hours of.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 9: You might need a shower because you might take a
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 9: big old nap and you're a full laid down bed
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 9: and you have bed head.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 7: You might get caviar all over you.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 10: Right, you never know.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't want to see first class suites. Okay?
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: Is that it in the A three? Is it the
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: A three eighty?
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 5: Right? Uh, let's see fourteen fourteen first class seats located
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 5: on the upper deck.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: I've always wanted to be a.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've always wanted to be on a plane that
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 5: had an upper deck.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: You know what, I bet it's so fancy. You can
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: even poop in the shower and you can handle it.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine they have to turn the plane around
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: because somebody the.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 9: Shower should be built such.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: Too easily handle some petals. Yeah, I'm sure that's what
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  Speaker 3: they have to side it for.
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  Speaker 9: People have different cultures.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Sonnis, you gotta be psyched right, Yeah, man, I'm
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 5: uh the dream come true from it.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: We talked about again the early days of being here, uh,
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 3: of starting this show together, and when I wanted to
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 3: go to a concert. I mean they still kind of
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: do that too, where I was like, hey, can I
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: get tickets to our own concert? Like, oh no, we can't.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 7: You know, the one I'm sorry, the one that we're
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 7: putting on.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, the one that's like labeled our company. No,
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: we can't put that in. Yeah.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Greg just got denied on something.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 15: No.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: I wasn't denied, it was delayed. I just haven't heard back.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, for a show they can't sell tickets to to
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 5: save their life.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're still advertising like crazy, Greg. If they
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: don't follow up, they're definitely not going to follow up.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 10: Oh I did.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 5: I followed up. And also the advice I gave to Greg.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 5: And this goes for for anybody listening, Like wherever you are,
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 5: whatever you're trying to do, never go and ask a
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 5: question of a person who can't give you the yes.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 5: Like if they have to go to somebody and ask,
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 5: you go to the person they have to ask.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 10: For this specific thing. It's for a different station. So
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 10: I wasn't sure who to ask, and it's I never
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 10: asked for anything, so I was unaware. Yeah, I gave
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 10: it the name of the person and I followed up,
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 10: all right, cool, have you.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 9: Guys run over like the secret things that are really
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 9: illegal in Dubai, Yeah, PDAs you.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 3: Can't make out, Yeah, it won't matter to me. I'm
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 3: not even the airport.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 5: The airport is it's you know, yeah, but I mean,
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 5: I'm going to walk off the plane. I'm going to
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 5: go directly to the Emirates Lounge.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: Don't dance in public, I will I don't.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 5: Dance anywhere, so the great there, Yeah, I'll be great.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 5: I'll hang out in the Emirates Lounge and just wait
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 5: for boarding to get back on the plane. It leaves
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 5: like on a Friday afternoon, it gets back Sunday afternoon,
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 5: and in that time we would have gone to Dubai
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 5: and back, which is.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: That's that's a hilarious.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 9: They are a little more strict on photos in public
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 9: places man, so yeah, that could be affect you.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: No rules, That's what everybody should do anyways, if you're
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: going to a foreign country, no matter where you're going,
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 3: like read up on you know what you can and
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 3: can't do.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 10: Remember that time we had that food fighters event and
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 10: they wouldn't let us. I guess. So then medics started
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 10: by emailing, yeah, well then I'm not going to go.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 10: I'm He's like, I'm gonna do the same thing. I'm
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 10: not going to go then, and then they finally said, okay,
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 10: you can bring a guest.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, how they found those tickets.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 3: It's weird, right yeah, oh the Alton days. Yeah, you
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: just just say no, I'm not interested in you guys.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 7: I know you're planning on sleeping and your lay down beds,
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 7: but don't forget that even with all the fancy food
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 7: and like the amuz bouche and the caviar, they have
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 7: settled in for a movie night, like sliders and popcorns.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 5: And chips the speech, but I'll take the sliders in
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 5: the popcast so good. Yeah, I'll bring the cevich in
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 5: the caviar home for Gregeah. Speaking of Greg, got some
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 5: after hours voicemails eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, here's one.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: This is for you, Greg.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 5: I calling in about Oh, Greg, you're so childless you
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 5: have time to make complaints about stuff like that.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 7: And then what do you say, Oh, it's try a
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 7: knock on you being childless.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 15: Well you know what, wood if you knock on you
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 15: being with child and still.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 4: Too lazy to stand up for what's right in this world?
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 7: Come on, Greg, is so right?
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 12: Child or not child?
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 7: I've got two kids in a busy life, and I
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 7: still have time to stand.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 5: Up for what's right.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 12: This is a death what's up?
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 7: They were robbing money from Greg and all the other patrons,
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 7: and Greg did something about it.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 12: Death. What's up?
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 3: Child or no child?
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 12: Everyone should have the time to stand up for it.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 7: And also, Greg is stopping us from becoming idiocracy because.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 5: We don't do that no more or whatever?
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 12: More?
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 5: Would you use standing up against that kind of stuff?
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 5: Is hopefully gonna try to make the world smarter by
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 5: not letting the stupids get away with stuff.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 12: So you go, Greg, We love, do better better Woody
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 12: and everyone else and find out for Greg. Did you
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 12: know there's a place and Martha Vinyard it's called gay head.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: Martha has been called gay check.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 10: She loved woman.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 5: She's calling in reference to when you know Greg went
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 5: after the grocery store and called the Department of Weights
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 5: and Measures because they kept over charging for the dog.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 10: F and they did an under undercover investigation. A ton
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 10: of discrepancies. Yeah, And somebody pointed out rightly, so by
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 10: my doing that, I'm looking out for parents as well.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 5: Right well, looking everybody for everything. I think it's good
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 5: that you did it. I would have just never. I
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 5: would have never taken the time.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 10: Well, I wouldn't have noticed it happened to be a thousand.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 3: Times, not necessarily.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 5: I would have maybe at the grocery store, but to
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 5: take it to like an outside department, to the Department
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 5: of Weights and measures. He's not wrong in her in
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 5: her criticism of me. She's she's not wrong about that either.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 5: Like I mean, I guess, I guess you should. It's
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 5: just I wouldn't.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 9: That's another version of you know, evil triumphs when good
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 9: men do nothing, and competence triumphs.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: When good.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 9: Greg's do nothing, but he did something. Now to the
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 9: second part of a call about because the lady said
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 9: to you said, oh so, but you have this price
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 9: match thing, and she said to you, we don't do
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 9: that no more, which is she's right that you calling
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 9: that out on the air helps people out there.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, to name and shame.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 9: But the next the next name, the next move is
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 9: to do it to her face where you would it
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 9: is what I would do, say, oh you mean we
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 9: don't do that anymore, We don't do that.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: I admire people that have the nerve that could do
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 3: stuff like that. I can't.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you's got to do it once. It's like it's
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 9: like anything. Once you break through the seal, do it
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 9: all the time. It's very satisfied.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 5: I couldn't another after hours voicemail. This one is is
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 5: for Greg as well.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 12: Hey, would he show to like half of you who
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 12: don't like eating alone? Guess what I'm about to do?
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 12: Eat alone?
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 7: What anyway?
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 12: I think it's one of the most romantic things. Oh
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 12: my gosh, there's a bug in my drink. I'm saying
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 12: this is one of the most romantic things. There's a
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 12: bug floating in my drink regardless. Oh that's for you, Greg. Anyways,
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 12: it's great and I really don't think you guys shouldnock
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 12: it so much.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 7: Okay, well maybe in like an hour or two will
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 7: be calling back on the drunk style voicemail.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 12: But hey, suck it, all of you. I love all
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 12: of you for real.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 9: Bye.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 5: She goes and eat alone and gets a bug in
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 5: or drink.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: Greg.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 3: There was there was a story jet this guy in
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 3: New Mexico.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 5: He was arrested. He murdered two people, and they put
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 5: the cups on him, and uh, they were questioning. He
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 5: told the cops that he did what he had to
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 5: do and that he had been getting signs that he
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 5: had to end one of the victims before they ended him.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 5: Now here's where I thought about Greg. He also claims
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 5: that he received an encrypted message in a cockroach and
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 5: then it told him that he needed to kill So
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 5: he got a message, an encrypted message from a cockroach.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 5: Happens that somebody would be alive today because Greg would
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 5: have ran from that cockrod not listen to its instructions.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 7: I don't care what you have to say, cockroach.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 3: It wasn't that like that summer or sad thing. Wasn't
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 3: a dog talking to you?
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 3: What was the dog was like saying kill? I think
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 3: to that dude, Yeah.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, see that's not that's that's not fixable. Those are
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 5: the people you put down immediately, right.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 9: I think women can eat alone romantically much more than
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 9: men can, because they'll get, you know, nice strangers to
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 9: walk up to them and keep them.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 7: I don't want that I alone. Yeah, romantic if they
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 7: what if it's super hot guy, I don't care. I
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 7: don't like to sit at the bar. I just want
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 7: a table alone, like doing my own thing. I don't
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 7: want to like make conversations, right, yeah, exactly. I don't understand, like,
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 7: well you could sit at the bar alone, I don't.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 3: I don't believe it. If it was a super hot
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 3: guy that you would not want a conversation with him.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 5: You can use company. That's that's the difference. Like men
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 5: and women. If you want to go to the bar
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 5: by yourself, somebody would talk to you. If I want
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 5: to go s the bar by myself, ain't nobody talking
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 5: to me?
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 3: Nobody talked to me. Yeah, is anybody using this seat?
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 3: I mean no, I'm here alone.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 10: I'm here alone.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 5: I'm actually waiting for my coworker because I'm in town
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 5: on business business.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 10: So tell me what's popular in this town.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: The show.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 3: Ratings come out every week, and if they're not good
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 3: or good, that's the.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 2: Show.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 5: And we got a dumb ass contest. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 5: boys and girls. Let's play the craiglist, right, yeah, yes,
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 5: let us all right, So Craigslist price is right? These
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 5: are things that will be being sold on Craigslist. I
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 5: will tell everybody about the item. I will ask somebody
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 5: in the studio to give me a bid on how
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 5: much they think it's being sold for on Craigslist. You,
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 5: as the contestant on the phone, just have to guess
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 5: is the actual Craigslist price higher or lower than the
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 5: bid that was given here by somebody in the studio.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 5: And if you can do that correct, you're gonna the winner.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 3: Eight Woodie is the phone number.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 5: And I think we're ready to go. Morgan's got everybody
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 5: lined up here, and let's start with Rob. Hey, good morning, Rob,
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 5: ro Rob. All right, so we're playing the Craigslist price
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 5: is right and the first I then will go to Sammy. Okay, okay,
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 5: this has been a big story it's the new Starbucks
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 5: bear resta Bear cup, new Starbucks glass bear resta Bear
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 5: Cup clug slash tumbler.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't know that either.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 5: The sale of this cup will help our family with
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 5: the upcoming holidays. Thank you for your kindness.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 3: Okays, went the Starbucks looks. What does I think?
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 9: So it's it's designed like a Teddy Bear. Yeah, it's
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 9: like it's sanely impractical.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 3: Whatever. Our co workers got one. It's so funny. She uh,
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 3: she was making fun of it because she tried to
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 3: put it in the holder in her car and it
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 3: doesn't fit.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 9: The first world problem is your bear resta cup doesn't
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 9: fit down. You got this thing at a circus forty
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 9: years ago. How is it like big, big hit all
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 9: the SuDS?
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 11: Okay, if this is going to help them pay for Christmas,
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 11: I'm guessing that they think it's going to be very high.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 13: We went over some we saw on eBay for like
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 13: tens of thousands of dollars. I'm gonna say this one
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 13: one thousand dollars.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 5: One thousand bucks, rob Ali, Robbie, do you think the
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 5: actual Craigslist price.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 3: Is higher or lower?
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 12: Oh?
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 2: Still higher?
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 5: Higher actual Craigslist price. It's a bargain, guys at three
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 5: hundred dollars. Oh wow, yeah, it's self for sale.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 3: Can we buy it?
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 10: Rob?
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 5: Sorry about that, but appreciate you listening to the Woody
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 5: Show and say hi to Cynthia. Hey, what's up Cynthia?
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 9: Hey? Guys?
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 3: Hey, all right, so the Craigslist price is right.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 5: Next is for Gray Gray. It's a Madagascar hissing cockroach colony.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: We're trying to raise one of those in the studio.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 5: I'm selling off my colony of hissers. Yes, they really
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 5: do hiss. There are thirty adults with lots of nymphs,
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 5: babies in all stages of growth. The colony comes with
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 5: ten males, twenty females and lots of nymphs in all
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 5: of the stages. A five gallon glass tank with secure
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 5: sliding screen top heat matt with digital thermostad, easy to
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 5: care for. It makes a truly unique pet that is handled.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 3: By young and old of the studio.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 10: Check it out.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 3: Greg, My god, how do you know what.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 10: I would crank that heat up to a thousand and
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 10: watch them die? Hearing up, I'm about to cry.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't cool surviving particular explosion.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 5: Greg, how much for the Madagascar hissing cockroach colony.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 10: Because it comes as I can't even speak with the
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 10: glass tank and everything. How about one hundred dollars?
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 5: One hundred dollars, Cynthia, did you think the actual crisis
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 5: price is higher or lower than one hundred dollars.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 12: I'm going to go higher.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 3: Actual Craigslist price sixty dollars. Damnit checking it up this weekend.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 10: Oh too.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 5: All right, Cynthia, thank you for listening to the show.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 5: I appreciate that. Let's go to carlos Hey. Good morning, carlos.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 3: Hey, good morning.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 12: Do you show?
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 3: Hey, carlos Uh, good morning, Gina, you're up.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 5: It's a pill crusher for elderly. It's try it said
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 5: because you can't swallow pills for those who cannot swallow
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 5: whole pills. Electronic used for my mom for only six
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 5: months in new condition. Crush multiple pills at once with
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 5: the first crush. Automated pill Crusher the leading electronic pill
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 5: crusher for caregivers in hospitals and nursing homes. Simple to use,
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 5: Just put your pills in the cups, place the cup
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 5: in the machine, and push one button to start the
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 5: crush cycle.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 3: Is it like a blender and I'll show you here
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 3: in a second.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 5: Says you can use the cups to mix in apple,
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 5: sauce or other food stuff as desired, simple to use
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 5: one button activation and improve medication dosing. Blah blah blah
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 5: blah blah. Put in and the and the cups are
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 5: included with the machine, which I would assume.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 3: But yeah, there it is right there.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 7: Oh that's kind of cool. Okay.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 5: It's the size of an old school like can opener,
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 5: a electric can openers.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 3: You'd see.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 7: It's it's like with the seventies.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 5: There's there's something.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: Cool about it that's bad ass. Yeah, yeah, that's really cool.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 10: You need to get that.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 7: I want it, and I hope that I can purchase
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 7: it for.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 10: What do you think?
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 7: Thirty dollars?
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 3: Carlos?
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 5: Is it higher or lower than thirty dollars?
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say lower lower.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 5: Actual Craigslist price two one hundred dollars. You're sorry, Carlos,
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 5: but I appreciate Listen the window, thank you.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 7: You know what else works?
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 5: The back of a spoon, are following it or the
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 5: testy Let's go to uh Erica, Hey, good morning, Erica.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 3: Good morning. Are you guys doing great?
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 10: All right?
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 5: Erica is next and the Menace is next. All right, okay,
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 5: this is the Emirates Business Class. How would you say this?
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 2: This name?
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 3: Uh right, it's a designer thing. Is it Bulgary? I
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 3: always heard Bulgary.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 5: It's spelled called b V l g A R. I
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 5: have Bulgari anyway, I'm saying Bulgari selling my Emirates Business
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 5: Class flight Bagari kid. It has an adjustable loungeware pajamas inside,
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 5: a pair of slippers and iemask and both Bulgarian toiletries.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 5: It's unopened toiletry kit is for men. Must go this weekend.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 7: I really want that.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 10: All right?
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 3: This is a I thot one of these when I
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 3: flew to Japan, but it was to MEARI.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 9: By the way, the V is pronounced like you because
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 9: it's stylized in the Roman style.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 3: Bulgari. All right, how much Menace? I'm gonna say eighty
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 3: dollars eighty bucks?
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 10: Erica?
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 5: Do you think the actual Craigslist price is higher or
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 5: lower than eighty dollars?
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 12: I think it's higher higher.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 5: Actual Craigslist price is one hundred dollars.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 3: Fine, ideas?
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 5: All right, Erica? Thank you for the call. Hang on
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 5: one second, we'll get all of your information. Next up
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 5: will be Austin. Hey, Austin, how are you.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 15: So?
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 3: Oscar?
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, Oscar, they have it in here as Austin. I'm sorry,
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 5: let's change that to Oscar Sammy, Yes, all right? Uh
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 5: Sea Bassy. It's a nineteen sixties shopping cart with Coca
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 5: Cola bottle holder. Vintage nineteen sixties tote cart. Grocery store
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 5: shopping cart with two Coca Cola bottle holders still attached.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 5: Still an overall good condition, just a little rusty, nice
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 5: item from the past altogether. Email if interested. I mean
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 5: it looks a bit I can't tell. Yeah, a shopping card.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 9: Let's see why it does. Holders are Coca Cola specific.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 9: It just seems to be metal. But yeah, regardless, that
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 9: would be a nice piece of clutter, so I will
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 9: go with that's you know, you're being the cart arc,
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 9: don't you.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 5: Don't you think that'd be kind of cool to have one.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 3: You can put it in the museum, Yeah, like potted players.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 5: And kind the way you use the tool chess as
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 5: an entertainment center, like like you could use this for something, yeah,
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 5: to hold hold, Yeah, like for like blankets, and.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 9: What are people holding shoppy carts besides homeless crap? You
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 9: can roll up, yeah, roll up some Yeah, I'm sure
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 9: Greg can style it for you.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 3: Since it's so old.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 5: I'll give it a two thirty one dollars two hundred
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 5: and thirty one dollars, Oscar, what do you think higher?
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 5: Lower than two hundred and thirty one dollars lower lower?
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 5: Actual craigsist price is one hundred and fifty dollars would win?
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 3: You could make it into a bar cart?
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, gets no flat surfaces on that thing, you know?
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 3: All right, Oscar.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 5: Hang on second, buddy, we'll get all of your information
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 5: and know we'll here, We'll get one more. Let's go
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 5: to uhjeseus ze Hello jesus Hey, bort, you want to
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 5: bid on them on one?
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, I'm down.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 5: This is This is for board trunks worn and signed
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 5: by Hulk Hogan.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 3: All right. It says these trunks had to be ordered.
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  Speaker 5: By Hulk Hougan through K and H. K and H
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  Speaker 5: has been making wrestling gear since nineteen fifty three. Official
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  Speaker 5: these trunks were made to Hoogan's specifications at an earlier
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  Speaker 5: point in his career, signed and includes a hologram for authenticity.
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  Speaker 5: As soon as you hold these trunks, you will tell
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  Speaker 5: that they are not cheap, but they are custom made
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  Speaker 5: for autographs. Now can you see that through the glass.
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  Speaker 5: It's a it's a.
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  Speaker 10: It's the yellow.
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  Speaker 5: It's the yellow of trunks. It's signed by Hulk.
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  Speaker 3: That's got de w W f Era Hulk Hogan looking.
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  Speaker 5: Like because it's got a standschar on the one side.
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  Speaker 5: On the other side he wrote h O f O five,
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  Speaker 5: So Hall of Fame five.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: How much do you think these bad boys are going for? Alright,
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  Speaker 5: taking into account that he's passed away, there's never gonna
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  Speaker 5: be a sign autograph from him ever again.
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  Speaker 3: Hall of Fame.
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  Speaker 9: I'm gonna go about I'm gonna go about five.
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  Speaker 5: Grand oh damn, five thousand dollars trunks?
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  Speaker 3: Man, right, all right, wait, extra material for the rosin bag.
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  Speaker 5: All right, Hazeus. What do you think actual Craigslist price
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  Speaker 5: higher or lower?
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with lower lower.
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  Speaker 5: Actual Craigslist price one thousand, one hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Yea, brothers.
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  Speaker 5: All right, well, Hazus, congratulations, hang on another winner for
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  Speaker 5: the Craigslist rides. Maybe you want these, you know, we
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  Speaker 5: could send them to half Bakes. I'm sure, Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I'll sleep with them on my face. The Woody Show, well,
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  Speaker 5: if you if you get a text in you do
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  Speaker 5: that over to two to nine eighty seven, this one,
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  Speaker 5: uh mister Grimace grimed, someone please keep the ad for
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  Speaker 5: the Madiascar his hissing cockroaches away through Sea bass, because
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 5: knowing him, he is going to contact the cellar and
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  Speaker 5: get that as a Christmas gift for Greg.
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  Speaker 9: I literally I said I would already.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was walking them up online, all right, Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And where and where would you keep that?
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  Speaker 10: If you got it? Well?
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  Speaker 9: As it said, easily fits in a five gallon Aquariumrtiaria,
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  Speaker 9: we had easily baby chicken. We haven't had an animal
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  Speaker 9: and studio and quite some time we had cockroaches, chickens, mice,
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  Speaker 9: a dead mouse. Anyway, nieces, we could do something for
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  Speaker 9: this year.
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  Speaker 5: The text over to two this show is so self
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  Speaker 5: absorbed or it's no wonder the ratings are tanked. They
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  Speaker 5: are news to me, all right, and then that's immediately
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  Speaker 5: the very next text. Look was at the very next text,
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  Speaker 5: I love you guys. I've been all Instance twenty nine Bagwell, babe, party,
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  Speaker 5: we have one person left this one. Oh, Greg, you're
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  Speaker 5: gonna like this. I went to Red Robin yesterday with
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  Speaker 5: my family. My husband ordered their nine to ninety nine
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  Speaker 5: burger deal okay burger with one side Annesota. While waiting
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  Speaker 5: for the food, I ordered an appetizer through the stupid
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  Speaker 5: little tablet they have at the tables.
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  Speaker 10: Stupid, it is stupid.
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  Speaker 5: It was seven ninety nine when we got the bill
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  Speaker 5: on my husband's meal, it was twelve ninety nine and
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  Speaker 5: the appetizer was.
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  Speaker 3: Nine ninety nine.
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  Speaker 2: No, hell no.
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  Speaker 5: We asked the waitress about it and she said, quote,
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  Speaker 5: oh yeah, the appetizer price on the tablet is wrong.
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  Speaker 5: We just haven't updated it. Would you like me to
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  Speaker 5: go tell the manager. We had our kids with us.
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  Speaker 5: We didn't want to wait for someone to fix the bill,
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  Speaker 5: so we paid and we left. But I thought of you, Greg,
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  Speaker 5: as this was happening.
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  Speaker 9: They had their kids with them. You can't have a
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  Speaker 9: conversation with another adult.
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  Speaker 3: We don't want our kids to here's your kids run
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  Speaker 3: your household? Yeah, they drive your car.
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  Speaker 10: They just wanted to leave. I guess I just wanted
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  Speaker 10: to get the hell out of that of course you
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  Speaker 10: say something. Jerk, you say something and say, well, I
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  Speaker 10: guess I'm gonna leave. Yeah, we don't have that price
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  Speaker 10: no more.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know those tablet prices though, we don't do that.
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  Speaker 3: Don't do that no more.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, we just put whatever price we want.
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  Speaker 9: To tell that I waste the manager. I'll go ax
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  Speaker 9: them because because at that point you've already killed them.
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  Speaker 9: You're a seated restaurant with your kids. It's not like
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  Speaker 9: you're rushing out the door to drive through. You have
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  Speaker 9: all the time in the world already, and you're.
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  Speaker 10: Probably waiting for your quote bottomless fries. So you got
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  Speaker 10: all the time in the world. Yeah, Greg already hates
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  Speaker 10: Red Robin. I mean I like their food, but bottomless
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  Speaker 10: fries please, biggest lie of our lifetime.
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  Speaker 3: Right, that is what happens for the second you order it.
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  Speaker 3: Where is your way to go? I don't know, on
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 3: a trip to that's magic. You're we haven't visible he
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  Speaker 3: didn't for the weekend seven forty four Wooding. You can
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  Speaker 5: Nine eight seventy insensitivity draining for a politically correct World's
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  Speaker 3: All right, wrap it up again, out of here.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody sop for Wednesday. Go back, check out today's full
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  Speaker 3: At least for the moment back on Spotify.
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  Speaker 10: Look at that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, what the hell?
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 5: Why not right back tomorrow with another chance for you
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 5: to cruise into the holidays when a Royal Caribbean cruise
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 5: to Mexico. Congratulations to our winner this morning, Jeremiah Rice
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  Speaker 5: of Santa Clarita. Make sure you're listening seven am tomorrow
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  Speaker 5: morning to know what the song is, in what hour
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  Speaker 5: you'll hear that song for your chance to win your cruise.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 5: And with the holidays coming up, question and the topic,
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 5: we'll get into family members why they beefing? Oh yeah,
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 5: and Greg needs some advice.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 10: I do.
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  Speaker 5: He's been telling me and reminding me that he wants
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 5: to bring this up at the holiday keeps getting closer
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 5: and closer, So we gotta get Yeah, we gotta get
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 5: this out of the way for Greg.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 3: I need your help. That and the week in audio.
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  Speaker 5: More Disneyland tickets every hour starting at seven am. And
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  Speaker 5: Tomorrow's also, Ladies and Gentlemen, gonna be a throw Back Thursday,
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  Speaker 5: so much of your favorite throwback requests they'll be in
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  Speaker 5: the mix tomorrow. Throw Back Thursday here on The Woody
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  Speaker 5: Show on All ninety eight seven. All right, Greg Gory
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  Speaker 5: parting words of wisdom please.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would have really sucked to be one of
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  Speaker 3: the people who waved off the dessert cart on the Titanic.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, what's the matter, you know what I'm saying.
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 5: You could have just like hogged out, yeah right, have
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  Speaker 5: the whole thing. Yeah, I mean you either die fat
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  Speaker 5: or die skinny. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: God, that would have sacked dying happy.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 5: All right, thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 5: so much for giving the Woodies Show some of your
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 5: valuable time this morning. You know we'd love it, appreciate
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  Speaker 5: you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
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  Speaker 5: We'll catch you back here on Thursday. Have a great day.
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  Speaker 5: S M D double M.
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  Speaker 3: I quit this bitch.