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- 0:02Speaker 1: You can't do it, okay, Ria, gosh, oh, I just.
- 0:11Speaker 2: Wanted to do it. I'm Ali, I'm Andy, I'm Jeff,
- 0:18Speaker 2: and I'm Ria. And this is notable nostalgia.
- 0:23Speaker 1: Paying Estalisha Nerves, welcome told nostalgia. This is even though
- 0:28Speaker 1: we celebrated our ninety eight episode because we're prem Na podcast,
- 0:32Speaker 1: this is our one hundredth episode.
- 0:34Speaker 2: That's glorat yeah, one zero zero Yeah, Like, how long
- 0:39Speaker 2: have you been doing this?
- 0:39Speaker 1: Sidebar?
- 0:40Speaker 2: About four years? I guess in the middle of COVID
- 0:43Speaker 2: we started this.
- 0:43Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that.
- 0:46Speaker 4: Yeah, almost like almost exactly four years by the time
- 0:48Speaker 4: this one comes out.
- 0:50Speaker 1: That's epic.
- 0:51Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, because I think I just saw my
- 0:53Speaker 2: face in August third or something like that. We're pretty
- 0:57Speaker 2: our first episode out or something like that.
- 0:58Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 0:58Speaker 4: We averaged twenty five episodes a year, which is like
- 1:04Speaker 4: twice a month.
- 1:05Speaker 5: That's pretty good.
- 1:06Speaker 4: Pretty good, hey average?
- 1:08Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, really quick for the listener. Everybody is into
- 1:14Speaker 1: house today, Like I'm Jeff obviously, and then Andy's right there,
- 1:16Speaker 1: and then Ali and then Rio. What's off?
- 1:18Speaker 5: What's up?
- 1:19Speaker 2: House?
- 1:19Speaker 1: So I'm trying to be cool now, Okay, So I
- 1:24Speaker 1: didn't really prep much with like this part of it.
- 1:27Speaker 1: But like, I guess since we're talking about the one
- 1:29Speaker 1: hundredth episode and and the time of us doing this,
- 1:32Speaker 1: like do y'all have any like thoughts about it or
- 1:35Speaker 1: like like how do y'all feel about hitting this milestone
- 1:39Speaker 1: and like being hanging out with each other, you know
- 1:42Speaker 1: again for four years doing this.
- 1:44Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been a lot of fun. You know. It's
- 1:45Speaker 2: funny is because we're just talking about two episodes a month.
- 1:49Speaker 2: When you first started about it, my original panel was like,
- 1:52Speaker 2: plan was, let's get two episodes out a.
- 1:54Speaker 1: Week about fucking crazy.
- 1:57Speaker 2: And like non, like there's no way we could have
- 1:59Speaker 2: kept up that takes at all. Then luckily Ali was like,
- 2:01Speaker 2: let's do one a week, and then like you know what,
- 2:04Speaker 2: let's do one every two weeks.
- 2:07Speaker 1: It's like, even though I don't really put too much
- 2:09Speaker 1: into it because I don't do any of the editing
- 2:11Speaker 1: and marketing writing any anything because I just like telling
- 2:15Speaker 1: diaper jokes, but like it's, uh, it's it's you know,
- 2:20Speaker 1: life happens. You know. I went on my little like
- 2:22Speaker 1: wack a doodle hiatus and anyways, but and then when
- 2:25Speaker 1: did Ria's always kind of been there, But when did Riha,
- 2:29Speaker 1: join the join the join the squad.
- 2:33Speaker 4: It not.
- 2:34Speaker 5: I think it's probably only been a couple of years.
- 2:40Speaker 1: Kind of like when Valoring Malone came on on a
- 2:43Speaker 1: t n O and she just like cooled it. That's
- 2:46Speaker 1: kind of your vibe. Like, I'm definitely Brandon, Allie's Kelly,
- 2:50Speaker 1: of course, there's like the tension between Kelly and Brandon,
- 2:55Speaker 1: and then and then Andy's Dylan. Yeah, Dylan is so cool. Cool.
- 3:01Speaker 1: We'll talk more about that unless you all have anything
- 3:03Speaker 1: else to say about the one hundredth episode.
- 3:05Speaker 2: I do think it's kind of fit. Oh sorry, just
- 3:07Speaker 2: do that. I think it's kind of fitting because we
- 3:09Speaker 2: were so excited when we had Jason on the podcast,
- 3:13Speaker 2: and so it's really cool that the hundredth episode is like, well,
- 3:16Speaker 2: it's one of our favorite guests and we decided to
- 3:18Speaker 2: do a goofy movie for you know, it's just kind
- 3:21Speaker 2: of a cool connection because you know, Okay, was that
- 3:28Speaker 2: fucking movie Child's Play hocus Pocus, But like hocus Pocus
- 3:33Speaker 2: is a big part of the nineties Goofy movie just
- 3:35Speaker 2: him and generalists. I think it's a really good way
- 3:37Speaker 2: to hit one hundred nineties.
- 3:39Speaker 1: So personally that was like one of my like fit
- 3:41Speaker 1: starstruck interviews like guests that we've had because he was
- 3:44Speaker 1: on step by Step Home not Home full house boy.
- 3:47Speaker 1: He meets world like these pillars and like the millennials,
- 3:51Speaker 1: you know, pop culture thing. Yea, yeah, listener, if you
- 3:55Speaker 1: haven't listened to it before, go back and listen to it.
- 3:57Speaker 1: Jason Marsden. He's so funny and fun and sweet and
- 4:01Speaker 1: just beautiful.
- 4:03Speaker 2: And then on the way to that, I was running
- 4:05Speaker 2: late and I was like, everybody come running late. And
- 4:07Speaker 2: then I told off and Ali's like, you have time
- 4:09Speaker 2: to get a coffee though, Yeah, that'd be so funny.
- 4:13Speaker 1: To Yeah, we're bougie man. So I think it's great
- 4:18Speaker 1: too that we chose this movie because it was so
- 4:21Speaker 1: in Jason Jason Marsden because he does the voice of
- 4:24Speaker 1: Max goof And today we're reviewing a Goofy movie from
- 4:27Speaker 1: nineteen ninety five, and I think it's fitting to one
- 4:30Speaker 1: hundredth episode because our first episode, I think with Pixar
- 4:34Speaker 1: talking about that and it's Disney. Disney was such an influence,
- 4:38Speaker 1: you know, in the nineties for us, for those ninety kids.
- 4:43Speaker 1: What was your experience with a Goofy movie. Really.
- 4:48Speaker 6: Uh.
- 4:49Speaker 4: I watched it a bunch growing up and I loved it.
- 4:52Speaker 4: And yeah, you know, it has been quite some time
- 4:57Speaker 4: since I watched it though, so whether nostalgia goggles are
- 5:04Speaker 4: affecting it, maybe we'll talk about.
- 5:06Speaker 1: But I loved it as a kid.
- 5:08Speaker 4: You know, Polly Shore was hilarious at that time in
- 5:12Speaker 4: my life. Yeah, I thought it was one of the
- 5:17Speaker 4: better Disney animated films.
- 5:20Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of went away from like in the nineties,
- 5:23Speaker 1: like the renaissance of the nineties, Disney was Disney Princess
- 5:27Speaker 1: was a big fang. So this kind of renaissance of
- 5:31Speaker 1: is that what it was called? Like Disney renaissance, is it?
- 5:36Speaker 1: I think that's the word that they use on me.
- 5:38Speaker 1: I'm not that fucking gay, I wouldn't, but yeah, it
- 5:42Speaker 1: was kind of interesting to like not be in that
- 5:44Speaker 1: formula of Disney Princess, Prince fairytale kind of fine. It
- 5:49Speaker 1: was kind of a back or side story to one
- 5:51Speaker 1: of like the pillards in the Disney you know, Donald Duck,
- 5:56Speaker 1: that kind of jazz rio. What's your experience with a
- 5:58Speaker 1: Goofy movie.
- 5:59Speaker 5: I I have seen this movie maybe once or twice
- 6:03Speaker 5: prior to.
- 6:03Speaker 2: This, and as a child or yeah, oh Oka, okay.
- 6:08Speaker 5: Yeah, and we will talk about this, but I absolutely
- 6:12Speaker 5: hated this movie with a passion. It was pure torture
- 6:14Speaker 5: trying to get through this.
- 6:15Speaker 1: Movie recently or when you first watched.
- 6:19Speaker 5: It both, Like that's why I never watched it, Yeah,
- 6:22Speaker 5: because I just I really didn't like it as a kid.
- 6:25Speaker 5: I really don't like Goofy's voice. I like Max, Goof Matt, Matt,
- 6:32Speaker 5: Max Max, Yeah, not Goof, just Max. But yeah, I
- 6:37Speaker 5: cannot stand send.
- 6:38Speaker 2: The full name you said, Max, Goof like formal one.
- 6:43Speaker 2: So my buddy Mark had this on VHS, this and
- 6:45Speaker 2: Space Jam, so we probably together him and I watched
- 6:47Speaker 2: this movie I don't know, maybe fifty times together, one hundred,
- 6:52Speaker 2: Like it was a bunch because we're, you know, friends
- 6:54Speaker 2: from third grade. So still currently we don't like watch
- 6:57Speaker 2: it too much anymore now. But yeah, so I've always
- 6:59Speaker 2: loved this movie. Yeah, there's parts in this movie to
- 7:01Speaker 2: where and I watch it as a kid, and I
- 7:03Speaker 2: always like movies too, and like you see kind of
- 7:05Speaker 2: more their day to day life because it kind of
- 7:07Speaker 2: makes the universe a lot bigger and you kind of
- 7:09Speaker 2: feel more connected. So just seeing Goofy, like work and
- 7:12Speaker 2: like them camping, and it's it does take place in America,
- 7:15Speaker 2: which is kind of funny. I don't know. It kind
- 7:17Speaker 2: of brought in the whole world of like Disney for me,
- 7:19Speaker 2: so I thought it was exciting. I love I love
- 7:21Speaker 2: this movie.
- 7:21Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, Like what other movies came out
- 7:24Speaker 1: before in this similar if there is any movie in
- 7:26Speaker 1: the similar genre. A lot of movies came out before this, Yeah,
- 7:34Speaker 1: where it's kind of like the teenage Angst kind of vibe.
- 7:41Speaker 1: These were more say.
- 7:42Speaker 4: I'd say teenage Ankst is like pretty on brand with
- 7:45Speaker 4: like almost all of the nineties media.
- 7:49Speaker 1: Oh I met before this, like like Disney movies before
- 7:52Speaker 1: a goofy moviey.
- 7:54Speaker 5: Like Coming of Age story, Yeah.
- 7:56Speaker 1: Coming to Age four Disney like this, Like I get
- 7:59Speaker 1: maybe I'm all over play with this, but like I
- 8:02Speaker 1: don't know, it seemed like I don't know, it just
- 8:05Speaker 1: was a different point of view.
- 8:06Speaker 2: I say, you're saying, like kcause like traditionally it's like you.
- 8:09Speaker 4: Got Lionking, Little Mermaid, Aladdin. These are like big stories
- 8:14Speaker 4: and and I don't want to say productions isn't the right.
- 8:17Speaker 5: Word, but like yeah, you know, but I would say
- 8:19Speaker 5: those are all coming of age movies. Lion King is
- 8:22Speaker 5: a coming of age story, Little Mermaid, Pocahontas.
- 8:25Speaker 1: Those are, yeah, but like none of them are like
- 8:27Speaker 1: in school.
- 8:29Speaker 2: Yeah, well I think too. It's like they're kind of
- 8:31Speaker 2: like teenagers is too. But this might be the first
- 8:33Speaker 2: one to where they also have the story of the parent,
- 8:36Speaker 2: because most of them it's just like teenagers, like coming
- 8:39Speaker 2: of age. This one you also get the parents perspective
- 8:42Speaker 2: because when I was, when I was an adult watching
- 8:44Speaker 2: this for the first time, I was like, holy shit,
- 8:46Speaker 2: now I feel really bad for Goofy. You know, so
- 8:49Speaker 2: maybe that's it too. Yeah, Yeah, I don't know.
- 8:50Speaker 1: I don't. I agree I was when I and I'll
- 8:53Speaker 1: start the kind of diving into it a little bit,
- 8:55Speaker 1: and I have a good anecdote where I do kind
- 8:57Speaker 1: of identify more with Goofy. But now I've had brain fart,
- 9:02Speaker 1: so I don't really do have any stats. But released
- 9:06Speaker 1: in nineteen ninety five and then the budget was eighteen million,
- 9:10Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. I didn't do any research
- 9:13Speaker 1: to like see what's comparable to that. That seems like
- 9:15Speaker 1: a fuck ton of money for a movie that's like
- 9:17Speaker 1: a cartoon.
- 9:18Speaker 2: Yeah, well, they since they all drew. I think they
- 9:21Speaker 2: all like draw different. Like it used to take nine
- 9:24Speaker 2: months for a Simpson's episode, so I don't you know,
- 9:27Speaker 2: I don't know what that.
- 9:28Speaker 1: Nine months for a Simpsons episode.
- 9:29Speaker 2: That's because I had to draw everything. So this is
- 9:31Speaker 2: a full length movie, so we think about all the
- 9:33Speaker 2: animators drawing and coloring and storyboards, so eighteen million can
- 9:38Speaker 2: go pretty quick.
- 9:38Speaker 4: I feel like it seems like pretty low budget, yeah for.
- 9:42Speaker 2: Sure, for especially for like I mean, yeah, no, yea, yeah.
- 9:46Speaker 4: In the box office.
- 9:47Speaker 1: Did you get box office, Jeff? Yeah, it was thirty
- 9:50Speaker 1: seven million around there.
- 9:52Speaker 2: Yeah, so.
- 9:54Speaker 1: And very minimal overseas. And I don't know why that was.
- 9:58Speaker 1: I probably should have just you know, googled a little
- 10:00Speaker 1: bit more, but it was very like a couple million
- 10:02Speaker 1: overseas for some reason. I was just looking at Andy's
- 10:07Speaker 1: search history on his computer. I'm just so noisy. But
- 10:12Speaker 1: definitely had like a huge cult following after the release
- 10:16Speaker 1: on VHS because we played it all the time.
- 10:18Speaker 2: Well, just to like kind of put in perspective, it
- 10:20Speaker 2: looks like Lion King had forty five million dollar budget,
- 10:22Speaker 2: a Laddin twenty eight million, Yeah, Tarzan one hundred and
- 10:26Speaker 2: thirty million, and then beating the Beast twenty million. So
- 10:29Speaker 2: I guess it is a little bit lower budget than
- 10:31Speaker 2: the rest, but it's not really too far out of
- 10:33Speaker 2: the ballpark for all those movies, you know, just animated
- 10:35Speaker 2: movies in the nineties.
- 10:36Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think probably any Oh wait, I would
- 10:39Speaker 4: think probably because Goofy isn't like the biggest name character
- 10:43Speaker 4: that they're right, you know, they're not going to put
- 10:45Speaker 4: a bunch of money behind Goofy.
- 10:48Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 10:49Speaker 1: I've never seen like the sequels or anything to this, because.
- 10:53Speaker 2: There is a cartoon called goof Troop I really enjoyed
- 10:55Speaker 2: as a kid. Yeah, I never saw the scene the sequels,
- 10:58Speaker 2: but I do think Goofy and Max go to college
- 11:02Speaker 2: together or something like that.
- 11:03Speaker 1: They're Shenanigans. But all I remember is as a kid
- 11:07Speaker 1: with this movie, like that really stuck out and still
- 11:10Speaker 1: I don't know if it's still nostalgic. Is power Line
- 11:12Speaker 1: as jamming Carolineah? Like that's some that is some good music.
- 11:17Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's supposed to be Bobby Brown, which
- 11:20Speaker 2: is kind of problematic now, but at the time, nobody,
- 11:23Speaker 2: I don't know if anybody knew of anything about that, But.
- 11:25Speaker 1: Does he do like the moon Walk. So it's kind
- 11:26Speaker 1: of like Michael Jackson friends.
- 11:28Speaker 2: Like, yeah, they kind of mix it all together. But
- 11:31Speaker 2: I think they were trying to get Bobby Brown to sing.
- 11:33Speaker 4: If I could be.
- 11:34Speaker 1: Wrong, Yeah, Bobby Brown is a good singer and dancer
- 11:39Speaker 1: and good reality TV star to be honest. Okay, So,
- 11:43Speaker 1: like I said prior, I didn't say it's prior, but
- 11:45Speaker 1: it's on Disney Plus. So and this is just my
- 11:49Speaker 1: before I get into it, I kind of wrote down
- 11:51Speaker 1: the saga of me watching it. So like I just said,
- 11:54Speaker 1: it was on Disney Plus, so I had to figure
- 11:56Speaker 1: out how to log into Disney Plus. Then I assume
- 11:59Speaker 1: that we cancel our subscription, so I created a new one.
- 12:02Speaker 1: Then I tried casting it because I I was, okay,
- 12:05Speaker 1: so you can watch things on your phone, or you
- 12:08Speaker 1: can watch it on the TV if you watch it
- 12:10Speaker 1: on the TV, if it's like a smart TV or whatever.
- 12:12Speaker 1: But I don't know the logins to anything, so I
- 12:15Speaker 1: usually just cast for my phone because I don't have to.
- 12:16Speaker 1: I'm already logged into it. This is probably boring to everybody,
- 12:19Speaker 1: but so I tried casting it from my phone to
- 12:22Speaker 1: my TV, but I had to call Jackson, our kid,
- 12:25Speaker 1: because I don't know how to do anything anymore or ever.
- 12:28Speaker 2: You're like, but I'm on the phone, and I cast
- 12:30Speaker 2: it be on the phone.
- 12:31Speaker 1: I had him walk me through it. First, he didn't no.
- 12:33Speaker 1: First he didn't answer, so I decided to make a
- 12:35Speaker 1: California Pizza Kitchen frozen pizza. They're actually pretty enjoyable for
- 12:39Speaker 1: frozen pizza. So then Jackson called me back and walked
- 12:42Speaker 1: me through it. However, he informed me that we still
- 12:45Speaker 1: have an account, but it's under Jeremy, my spouse's use
- 12:48Speaker 1: her name and email. So I needed to figure out
- 12:52Speaker 1: how to cancel the one I just started.
- 12:54Speaker 2: And this is where the story gets.
- 12:56Speaker 1: It was so fucking this is where I just wanted
- 12:59Speaker 1: to like be like, I'm not gonna do this. However,
- 13:02Speaker 1: apparently we got the long ass commercial plan, so that
- 13:06Speaker 1: fucking pissed me off. So I had to pause the
- 13:08Speaker 1: movie because I'm not gonna watch a movie and then
- 13:10Speaker 1: watch and it's not just one commercial, it's like two
- 13:13Speaker 1: to three minutes of commercials. I can't. I can't fucking
- 13:15Speaker 1: do that anymore. Four, So I had to upgrade our
- 13:20Speaker 1: plan to no commercials. Meanwhile, I did forget to set
- 13:22Speaker 1: the time around the pizza. But thank god I did
- 13:25Speaker 1: have a froze because I always buy more than one
- 13:26Speaker 1: frozen pizza when I go to the supermarket, so I
- 13:31Speaker 1: put that in. It was barbecue, not Sicilian, so that
- 13:34Speaker 1: was fine though anyways, and then by the point I
- 13:37Speaker 1: was so exhausted and annoyed. I could easily have done
- 13:40Speaker 1: this later too. That wasn't a choice because we've had
- 13:43Speaker 1: a long time to do this, but but I was
- 13:46Speaker 1: just like, that's not my jam, that's not my style.
- 13:48Speaker 2: I watched it twice.
- 13:49Speaker 1: Yeah, you did nice, but anyways, let's continue with this.
- 13:54Speaker 1: So I didn't put any brakes or anything, so it's
- 13:57Speaker 1: not my jam also, so but immediately we have the
- 14:00Speaker 1: sound in the Disney Castle with the credits, you know,
- 14:02Speaker 1: and that's like super nostalgia.
- 14:04Speaker 4: So that gets me.
- 14:05Speaker 1: That gets me hard. And then the movie begins with
- 14:08Speaker 1: the lead character Max, voice by Jeans Is Jason Jason Marsden.
- 14:14Speaker 4: Fuck.
- 14:14Speaker 1: I love him so much. He's probably not if he's listening.
- 14:17Speaker 1: I love you, know that. I message you all the time,
- 14:18Speaker 1: but you don't usually respond. Running through a wheat field
- 14:23Speaker 1: with his love interest Roxanne, suddenly Max starts to turn
- 14:27Speaker 1: into his dad, Goofy, in a horror turned turn of events.
- 14:36Speaker 1: What's Wrong? Max wakes up late for school for some
- 15:05Speaker 1: kind of planned event. His father Goofy spoiler alert, walks
- 15:09Speaker 1: in with a towel wrapped around his his body, which
- 15:12Speaker 1: I thought was so fucking adorable. Max's phone is of
- 15:17Speaker 1: Mickey Yah. I found that was very meta, which is
- 15:20Speaker 1: one of my favorite works of twenty twenty four. As
- 15:23Speaker 1: Max starts his way to school, Max in a course
- 15:25Speaker 1: of classmates are celebrating the last day of school. This
- 15:28Speaker 1: is a pretty tight song that they're singing. From the
- 15:30Speaker 1: sounds of it, Max up through most of the last
- 15:33Speaker 1: day of school because in the song they're like, at
- 15:36Speaker 1: what like one more hour to go?
- 15:38Speaker 2: Oh yeah?
- 15:39Speaker 1: So I was a little confused by that, unless that's
- 15:41Speaker 1: when the start of the pep rallies. I don't know.
- 15:43Speaker 1: But after the song, Max falls down the bleachers and
- 15:47Speaker 1: rox Sanne comes to his aid, but Max lets out
- 15:50Speaker 1: a who like one of those Yeah that's good, I
- 15:54Speaker 1: love it Max. Max siems the plan is something big
- 15:58Speaker 1: to win over Roxanne. At a pep rally with his
- 16:00Speaker 1: friend PJ and the a V student Bobby voiced by
- 16:05Speaker 1: Polly Shore.
- 16:06Speaker 7: Look, oh this is for us, slurpet. Oh this is
- 16:13Speaker 7: gonna be still great man good need fundage.
- 16:16Speaker 3: Bro Oh yeah yeah right here.
- 16:22Speaker 1: Jed Jetty with it. But it kind of seems like
- 16:31Speaker 1: rock Sande is like a sure thing. But anyways, during
- 16:34Speaker 1: this principal speech at the Pep Brawley, who he's voiced
- 16:37Speaker 1: by that guy who's like a principal and other things,
- 16:39Speaker 1: I think Wala Seawan. Yeah, I love his boys. I
- 16:42Speaker 1: don't know if he's still alive or not. But if
- 16:44Speaker 1: he is, oh that's good for him.
- 16:46Speaker 2: How do you know that rio.
- 16:47Speaker 5: Because he's on a show called Evil, which is one
- 16:50Speaker 5: of my current obsessions.
- 16:53Speaker 1: Oh is he like the lead?
- 16:56Speaker 5: No, he plays a priest.
- 16:58Speaker 1: Oh I I would go to if I if he
- 17:00Speaker 1: was a priest, I would be like all in that
- 17:03Speaker 1: church church.
- 17:03Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 17:05Speaker 1: During the principal speech, Max takes over with a cosplay
- 17:08Speaker 1: of power line sidebar, power line is lit.
- 17:19Speaker 6: Hey, I'm not gonna.
- 17:28Speaker 1: Some people settle for the typical thing, leaving all their
- 17:32Speaker 1: lives waiting there. Don't waste. He ain't a question of bit,
- 17:36Speaker 1: just the matter of time.
- 17:38Speaker 8: Go to the frontom.
- 17:41Speaker 4: What you want to, never move you catta believe.
- 17:59Speaker 1: Stand. Max has a lot of confidence while pretending to
- 18:07Speaker 1: be power line. That would not work if I cosplayed
- 18:11Speaker 1: my idol the Queen of Atlanta, Miss Juicy.
- 18:13Speaker 2: Baby, but you sing that song, He's like, what's happening?
- 18:17Speaker 1: It was I that would not be appropriate, like my
- 18:25Speaker 1: paper shovels. When I watch MSNBC when the anchors talking
- 18:30Speaker 1: to the reporters or whatever, you can hear that, and
- 18:34Speaker 1: you can hear or who you hear scribbling and like
- 18:39Speaker 1: ms big enough that somebody should be like, girl, like
- 18:42Speaker 1: knock it off, or like stop doing that, like you're
- 18:47Speaker 1: so I'm so glad I'm not the only one that
- 18:49Speaker 1: heard that. Okay, Shenanigans and we get a cut of
- 18:52Speaker 1: Goofy working with Pete, his arch nemesis from like the
- 18:55Speaker 1: prior cartoons, working in kind of like a Sears type
- 18:58Speaker 1: store photo department, which that's a throwback because that's that
- 19:01Speaker 1: doesn't happen anymore. This is probably not the right career
- 19:05Speaker 1: choice for Pete because he's very like abrasive and abusive Boom.
- 19:09Speaker 1: We're back at the school and Max, Pauly Shore and
- 19:11Speaker 1: PJ are waiting to see the principle because they got
- 19:14Speaker 1: in trouble when he was singing like that stand across
- 19:17Speaker 1: something anyways, and then Roxanne and her super nerdy friend
- 19:22Speaker 1: with the Blossom hat are walking by, and the nerd
- 19:26Speaker 1: is apparently throwing like a power Line themed party in
- 19:30Speaker 1: a week or whatever.
- 19:33Speaker 3: I like your dance.
- 19:34Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah it's from power Lines new video.
- 19:39Speaker 8: I know he's totally genius.
- 19:41Speaker 9: Yeah he's he's doing a content next week in La Oh.
- 19:44Speaker 3: Yeah, Stacy's showing it at her party.
- 19:46Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, uh, Roxanne, I was sort of kind of
- 19:55Speaker 9: thinking that maybe i'd ask you to go with me
- 19:59Speaker 9: that is a party. Of course, if you don't want to,
- 20:03Speaker 9: I'd completely understand.
- 20:04Speaker 3: Well, I was sort of kind of thinking that i'd
- 20:09Speaker 3: love to. Yeah, yeah, good, great, terfect, wonderful.
- 20:14Speaker 5: Okay, I'm on Rock san We don't want to believe
- 20:17Speaker 5: at the moment, now, do we.
- 20:19Speaker 8: Well, i'd better be going.
- 20:21Speaker 3: I'll call you later, okay.
- 20:24Speaker 1: And then I wrote fuck I just googled it. Okay.
- 20:27Speaker 1: The nerdy like friend of rock Sanne who's wearing the
- 20:30Speaker 1: Blossom hat the show Blossom with Joey Lawrence, is voiced
- 20:35Speaker 1: by Blossom's best friend six.
- 20:38Speaker 2: Oh weird.
- 20:39Speaker 1: I'm like that's fucking amazing.
- 20:40Speaker 2: That's crazy. Yeah, that's nuts.
- 20:42Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably a good place to stop, not the
- 20:44Speaker 1: whole thing.
- 20:45Speaker 2: But like so, you know, I was thinking of I
- 20:49Speaker 2: was gonna try to message Alian and be like, let's
- 20:52Speaker 2: not interrupt some whole episode is just not stop reading.
- 20:57Speaker 1: I can't. I hate talking and I hate reading and
- 21:00Speaker 1: I hate describe.
- 21:01Speaker 2: You hate talk, So.
- 21:04Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like, I you know what,
- 21:06Speaker 1: It's fine.
- 21:08Speaker 2: So watching this as adult the first time I watched
- 21:11Speaker 2: this as adult, Right before Max starts singing about he
- 21:14Speaker 2: has a big plan today, it sounds like he's gonna
- 21:16Speaker 2: shoot up the school. Like for the first like thirty
- 21:19Speaker 2: seconds a minute, I'm like, oh my gosh, this is
- 21:21Speaker 2: kind of dark.
- 21:22Speaker 4: Went they've been.
- 21:27Speaker 2: Laughing since I can't remember, but they're not going to
- 21:31Speaker 2: laugh anymore. Oh yeah, because he's like he's like, today
- 21:35Speaker 2: is gonna be the day. It's the last day, you know,
- 21:38Speaker 2: no more making fun of me and Ship. I'm like,
- 21:39Speaker 2: oh no, that's not gonna be good for this. And
- 21:42Speaker 2: I was like, oh thank god, yeah no, I just yeah,
- 21:46Speaker 2: I was watching it.
- 21:46Speaker 1: I was like, holy shit, wild, that's yeah, I'm glad
- 21:50Speaker 1: that happen Goofy movie a whole different type of movie.
- 21:54Speaker 1: Why didn't Goofy like wake up backs?
- 21:57Speaker 2: Yeah? Maybe because he was getting ready to And that's
- 22:00Speaker 2: that's the weird thing because so during like in this movie,
- 22:03Speaker 2: he goes, oh, your best friend, and he goes Donald Duck.
- 22:06Speaker 2: So Donald Duck is Goofy's best friend. Later on you
- 22:10Speaker 2: see Mickey and Donald Duck hitchhiking. But then he has
- 22:15Speaker 2: a phone of Mickey next to him. That'd be like
- 22:18Speaker 2: if I had a phone of you, that would be like, yeah,
- 22:23Speaker 2: oh no, that'd be that'd be like if my daughter's
- 22:25Speaker 2: had a phone of you. That weird, right, Yeah? And
- 22:29Speaker 2: then I think there's a key chain later of Mickey too,
- 22:31Speaker 2: which is kind of funny. So is he a celebrity
- 22:33Speaker 2: in this?
- 22:33Speaker 4: Is he not?
- 22:34Speaker 2: Do they just make things for him?
- 22:35Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I want.
- 22:38Speaker 2: Yeah, it has a good name, like a ring to
- 22:40Speaker 2: it too.
- 22:40Speaker 4: I got.
- 22:42Speaker 2: To get that.
- 22:42Speaker 1: Yeah, a ring to it, yeah, ring ring area. Anyways, So,
- 22:49Speaker 1: so Ria, what's your thoughts so far?
- 22:52Speaker 5: So I want to know do they to all goofies
- 22:57Speaker 5: have gloves on perpetual?
- 23:02Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 23:04Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 23:04Speaker 1: Why do they have gloves?
- 23:06Speaker 2: It's weird, I guess did a Polly Short's character have
- 23:11Speaker 2: gloves because I think his best friend does Pete's son,
- 23:14Speaker 2: I think he has, Goofy does and Pete. I think
- 23:16Speaker 2: do all the characters have gloves? Now that I'm thinking
- 23:18Speaker 2: about it.
- 23:19Speaker 1: I don't know. I know Mickey has gloves, but like
- 23:21Speaker 1: we only because Goofy's are are like dogs. But then
- 23:26Speaker 1: there's the duck and the mouse, but we don't see
- 23:29Speaker 1: any other animals. I don't think, So I don't know.
- 23:32Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
- 23:33Speaker 5: And then I felt bad for Goofy. I said, he's
- 23:37Speaker 5: just a single dad doing his best. Like I felt
- 23:41Speaker 5: really bad for him. I thought the school looked like
- 23:46Speaker 5: a hell hole like it looked it was so run down.
- 23:48Speaker 5: I was just like, I would never go to this school.
- 23:51Speaker 4: Public schools.
- 23:52Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, little baby goofs are hideous. They are.
- 23:58Speaker 5: I would throw them over. And then I didn't mean
- 24:02Speaker 5: Max that I love Max. I love Pete. Pete is
- 24:06Speaker 5: played by voice by Jim Cummings, who plays who does
- 24:10Speaker 5: who did? Darkwing Duck and Winnie the Pooh And so
- 24:14Speaker 5: Pete's my favorite.
- 24:16Speaker 1: Even though he's that's a pretty awesome resume.
- 24:18Speaker 4: Yeah, I also want to highlight uh Rob Paulson, who
- 24:22Speaker 4: plays PJ.
- 24:25Speaker 2: His friend PJ. Yeah, Oh, Peter Pete Jr. Yeah, okay,
- 24:29Speaker 2: the guy.
- 24:30Speaker 4: Who voices PJ also voice of the Animaniacs and Pinky
- 24:33Speaker 4: and the Brain. Oh sure, I can see yeah, so
- 24:37Speaker 4: if you can kind of like hear hear that in
- 24:39Speaker 4: your in their voice, but yeah, I don't know. It's
- 24:44Speaker 4: it's a strong start. It's I mean, if I'm a
- 24:47Speaker 4: kid and I'm in school, like it makes sense to me.
- 24:51Speaker 4: Kids are really into pop stars, really into the last
- 24:55Speaker 4: day of school, getting the f out. We get the
- 24:59Speaker 4: leading tower cheese a scene in this segment. So it's
- 25:02Speaker 4: like it's all pretty classic, iconic, simple story building stuff
- 25:08Speaker 4: that works at least.
- 25:11Speaker 1: And I do like the I do.
- 25:12Speaker 4: I really do like how they drew the babies like
- 25:16Speaker 4: they're really weird and goofy, like you know, and like
- 25:19Speaker 4: those scenes where they're doing the photos are pretty pretty funny.
- 25:23Speaker 4: Mm hmmm.
- 25:24Speaker 2: Yeah. When I was a cause this came out in
- 25:26Speaker 2: ninety five, so I was seven, right, so you know,
- 25:28Speaker 2: watching this movie, I thought to do what Max did.
- 25:33Speaker 2: That was like the coolest fucking thing ever. And then
- 25:35Speaker 2: like even when I was like fifth to sixth grade,
- 25:37Speaker 2: I'd be like walking to school listening to music, going like, Oh,
- 25:40Speaker 2: there's gonna be a talent show and I'm gonna have
- 25:41Speaker 2: a band I'm gonna play and it's gonna be like
- 25:43Speaker 2: kind of similar to the whole Max thing, you know.
- 25:46Speaker 2: So yeah, no, yeah, it's it's a great strong start.
- 25:49Speaker 2: And this is my favorite song. I thought they start
- 25:51Speaker 2: with my favorite fucking song of this whole movie. I
- 25:53Speaker 2: think this song is a banger. Parer Line's dope. Speaking
- 25:57Speaker 2: to power Line. The kid who plays Zero in Whole
- 26:00Speaker 2: recently just won a video game contest and he was
- 26:04Speaker 2: wearing a power Line uniform. I believe it was a
- 26:07Speaker 2: street Fighter or Mortal Combat.
- 26:09Speaker 4: That's cool.
- 26:10Speaker 2: You just want a world competition wearing a power Line
- 26:12Speaker 2: uh suit? So how cool is that?
- 26:14Speaker 1: It is really cool. It sounds like his career has
- 26:16Speaker 1: really taking off.
- 26:19Speaker 4: I don't know how. I don't know how they didn't
- 26:21Speaker 4: capitalize on like power Line as a concept, like I would.
- 26:26Speaker 1: Get a whole album a power.
- 26:28Speaker 2: Line, Oh for sure. Hell yeah. They went on tour
- 26:31Speaker 2: right now, the two.
- 26:32Speaker 4: Yeah, they do two songs on the soundtrack, and they're
- 26:35Speaker 4: both like some of Disney's best work ever.
- 26:39Speaker 1: As I think that's like there's some kind of something
- 26:41Speaker 1: going and maybe it's like the thirtieth anniversary of this
- 26:43Speaker 1: movie or something like that. Yeah, ninety five to that, yep,
- 26:47Speaker 1: because I just saw on the TikTok that like power
- 26:49Speaker 1: Line is coming back to Disneyland, Like really, yeah, I'm
- 26:53Speaker 1: sure it's not the real one, but yeah, but I'm
- 26:56Speaker 1: like there's something going on. But yeah, they should really capitalize.
- 26:58Speaker 1: They should have capitalized on that really quick.
- 27:01Speaker 2: Remember when you're in school and like when they get
- 27:03Speaker 2: in trouble after the concert, remember being I remember in school,
- 27:06Speaker 2: I never really got in trouble because I was so
- 27:09Speaker 2: fucking afraid of getting in trouble at school. But now
- 27:11Speaker 2: I was the daughter. You're like, it didn't mean anything.
- 27:14Speaker 2: It didn't fucking matter if you sang in front of
- 27:17Speaker 2: in front of in front of a bunch of kids,
- 27:18Speaker 2: like you know, and then get suspended, like none of
- 27:20Speaker 2: it mattered. But it's weird. As a kid, You're like, oh,
- 27:22Speaker 2: I can't you know.
- 27:23Speaker 1: If he would have just talked to the principal and like, hey,
- 27:25Speaker 1: I have this idea to like for school spirit.
- 27:28Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly. I thought the same thing. So I
- 27:30Speaker 2: was trying to eat the last day of school whened
- 27:31Speaker 2: all the kids to remember how great school was. Yeah,
- 27:34Speaker 2: but no, he had to be a rebellious little dick
- 27:36Speaker 2: and like dance with the lady and stuff.
- 27:39Speaker 1: Oh I know, yeah, she's like that even my break.
- 27:42Speaker 1: You shouldn't be doing that, man, Okay. The principal calls
- 27:45Speaker 1: Goofy and reiterates the fears that Pete put in Goofy's
- 27:51Speaker 1: head that Max will go down, you know, the wrong
- 27:53Speaker 1: path and possibly end up in the electric chair.
- 27:56Speaker 2: Enjoying a gang enjoying a game. So that means in
- 27:58Speaker 2: this world are their crips and bloods. It is like
- 28:01Speaker 2: Donald Ducks and ship like repping hard stuff. Like that's dope,
- 28:05Speaker 2: that's a cool idea.
- 28:06Speaker 8: Oh yes, mister goof this is Principal Maser.
- 28:11Speaker 2: I'm calling in regard to your son Maximilian.
- 28:15Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, is he hurt? No, mister goof He's
- 28:18Speaker 3: in trouble.
- 28:20Speaker 8: Trouble, what kind of trouble?
- 28:22Speaker 2: Dressed like a gang member?
- 28:23Speaker 8: Gang member?
- 28:24Speaker 2: Your son caused the entire student body to break into
- 28:28Speaker 2: a ryot.
- 28:29Speaker 1: It's frenzy throughout two like the like some of the class,
- 28:35Speaker 1: like the female Goofies have really exposed breast, which is,
- 28:41Speaker 1: you know, great that they should have Are they dogs?
- 28:44Speaker 1: So should they have like six or eight? But that
- 28:47Speaker 1: would be right?
- 28:49Speaker 4: There is the what the lore that will they're either
- 28:53Speaker 4: a dog or a cow?
- 28:56Speaker 1: It's going on here, Like.
- 28:59Speaker 4: Her dad is like a hip bulldog. Yeah, and Pete
- 29:04Speaker 4: I always thought, but then like I was, Goofy and
- 29:07Speaker 4: Pluto exists in the same world.
- 29:11Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of there's something going on there, like
- 29:13Speaker 1: the Island of Doctor Monroe kind of ship going on
- 29:16Speaker 1: a great movie.
- 29:17Speaker 4: Yeah, so Goofy is a dog, but then also Pluto
- 29:21Speaker 4: is a dog dog.
- 29:26Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be weird. But like me having a human head, which.
- 29:29Speaker 4: Didn't happen, you know, as long as it's consented, Yeah,
- 29:35Speaker 4: that's it.
- 29:36Speaker 1: Yeah, so something like that.
- 29:37Speaker 2: I yea like them. We figured we figured out that.
- 29:44Speaker 1: One mission accomplished. So yeah, he's like, you're gonna get
- 29:49Speaker 1: your kids gonna end up in an electric chair. By
- 29:51Speaker 1: the way, previously Ali said they look the the kid
- 29:56Speaker 1: goof look really Goofy, And I was like, that's really
- 29:58Speaker 1: that's really cute. You just there you were just driving
- 30:02Speaker 1: looking Goofy. B It's like a Goofy. Okay, the principal
- 30:07Speaker 1: calls Goofy. Oh yeah, I said that already. Immediately after
- 30:10Speaker 1: the call, Goofy sees, you know, a sign in the
- 30:13Speaker 1: store that he works at that he needs to take
- 30:16Speaker 1: Max camping. It's like that adorable little toy of the
- 30:19Speaker 1: dog fishing after school. Everyone's celebrating Max because like he
- 30:23Speaker 1: looked really cool doing the power line thing.
- 30:28Speaker 3: Cool concert, lad, what will bud.
- 30:33Speaker 1: Hey?
- 30:33Speaker 4: Max wicked dance. Thanks Shaghetty girl.
- 30:38Speaker 3: He's rocks hands man.
- 30:41Speaker 2: I just heard about you and Rex. See I told
- 30:47Speaker 2: your bland would work Max Max.
- 30:50Speaker 9: He's not getting maxim.
- 31:09Speaker 1: It's a piece of cake and he's feeling on top
- 31:15Speaker 1: of the world. And then the power line song kind
- 31:17Speaker 1: of reprises from earlier. Max even skateboards in someone's house. Yeah,
- 31:22Speaker 1: I was like, that's weird.
- 31:23Speaker 4: Uh.
- 31:24Speaker 1: When Max comes home, he sees his dad packing for
- 31:26Speaker 1: a trip, and then he discovers that he has to
- 31:28Speaker 1: go too. I don't understand why anyone would not want
- 31:31Speaker 1: to go on a trip with Goofy. He's the coolest,
- 31:33Speaker 1: Like that would be so cool. Like like the packaging
- 31:36Speaker 1: of the equipment on top of the car kind of
- 31:39Speaker 1: stressed me out. But and it just didn't seem right,
- 31:42Speaker 1: but like I would be like, yeah, let's go road
- 31:44Speaker 1: tripping man. Man.
- 31:45Speaker 5: I love how I wrote that, like he should not
- 31:48Speaker 5: be allowed to drive or not do anything, and it
- 31:51Speaker 5: seems like maybe Max should be taken away from him
- 31:53Speaker 5: because like I'm like, you're gonna kill your kid, dude,
- 31:57Speaker 5: he does not seem.
- 32:00Speaker 1: That was like the next line, like when they pull out,
- 32:02Speaker 1: when he like forces like physically forces his son into
- 32:06Speaker 1: the car, he like runs into his own fence and
- 32:09Speaker 1: then says goodbye broken fence. Like it's it's like, what
- 32:13Speaker 1: the fuck?
- 32:13Speaker 2: He has no regard for anybody else's safeties.
- 32:15Speaker 1: No, he's goofy man. So then they, uh, let's see baba.
- 32:25Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love how yeah unhinged goofy is. He
- 32:28Speaker 1: backs up blah blah blah. Before Max leaves with his dad,
- 32:31Speaker 1: they stop by rox syans to tell Roxanne that he
- 32:34Speaker 1: will not be able to go to the power Line
- 32:36Speaker 1: party because they were gonna go on a day. I
- 32:38Speaker 1: think they let that out to the power Line party.
- 32:40Speaker 1: During the conversation, Roxanne immediately tries to guilt Max and
- 32:44Speaker 1: let's her let him know that she might have to
- 32:46Speaker 1: take someone else to the party. Right then he should
- 32:48Speaker 1: have said, well, fuck you, but instead he lies about
- 32:51Speaker 1: goofy knowing power line, which is true because they did
- 32:54Speaker 1: a movie together and getting on stage during the show
- 32:59Speaker 1: and now were the road trip again. Sidebar. I love
- 33:02Speaker 1: the references to Disney, including you know Machine Walt Disney
- 33:05Speaker 1: and like Little Mermaid at the at the play at
- 33:09Speaker 1: the school that they're doing. There's a little aerial back there.
- 33:13Speaker 2: I miss that, And then.
- 33:16Speaker 1: I love the reference blah blah blah, God damn it,
- 33:18Speaker 1: I'm so bored and I need to take a dump.
- 33:20Speaker 4: Is where I wrote.
- 33:22Speaker 1: Another song begins and there's an unsafe number of items
- 33:25Speaker 1: packed on top of that car. This is stressing me
- 33:28Speaker 1: the fuck out. Hey, there's Mickey and Donald. Why are
- 33:30Speaker 1: they hitch hiking? Donald Duck and Mickey primarily Mickey helped
- 33:34Speaker 1: build like a one one hundred and seventy one billion
- 33:39Speaker 1: dollar company. Yeah, like they should. Why are they hitch hiking?
- 33:42Speaker 2: Well, then they're selling phones of them, So maybe he
- 33:44Speaker 2: had like a bad manager to where he's not getting
- 33:46Speaker 2: any money from those phones and those choch keys, I
- 33:48Speaker 2: can assume. Yeah, so maybe that's why they're hit hitch hiking. Yeah,
- 33:53Speaker 2: so for stopping here really quick. So when Max is
- 33:56Speaker 2: leaving from the school, that one like other girl is like,
- 33:59Speaker 2: what's up?
- 34:00Speaker 1: Max?
- 34:00Speaker 2: She's she's so much harder than rock Sande. I would
- 34:03Speaker 2: have went that route for sure, just saying.
- 34:05Speaker 1: Yeah, she was played by somebody famous too, and then
- 34:09Speaker 1: the famous guy was played by Joey Lawrence. But then
- 34:13Speaker 1: who was the who was she? She was played by
- 34:14Speaker 1: somebody famous like Himnot oh uh, she's not super but
- 34:19Speaker 1: downtown Julie Brown. Wait now, not downtown Julie Brown from
- 34:23Speaker 1: What Earth Girls Are Easy? Not downtown Julie Brown, but
- 34:28Speaker 1: Julie Brown, like the obnoxious one. Yeah, so she's kind
- 34:32Speaker 1: of a nobody because I won't go into my Julie Brown. Right, Okay,
- 34:37Speaker 1: So anyways, so the open road sidebar. I don't know
- 34:41Speaker 1: if y'all notice this, but there's nunes kind of throughout
- 34:43Speaker 1: this movie.
- 34:44Speaker 5: Yeah, that's really strange. I was really confused by that.
- 34:48Speaker 1: Why, yeah, what are they telling us?
- 34:53Speaker 2: One of the cars uh in this you see driving
- 34:56Speaker 2: is a dude going to prison for the like for
- 34:59Speaker 2: like sixty years, he says or something. So that just
- 35:00Speaker 2: kind of now I'm really thinking about So they have
- 35:02Speaker 2: gangs there, they have a prison.
- 35:04Speaker 4: System of a religious kind of shiit system.
- 35:07Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 35:07Speaker 2: Religious, it's like what kind of what's going on over here?
- 35:09Speaker 2: And now that I feel like I'm getting nervous, I.
- 35:11Speaker 4: Mean, it really is just like our world with just
- 35:16Speaker 4: anipomorphic dogs, because like the road map, they like leave
- 35:20Speaker 4: like North Carolina right, and they like end up in
- 35:23Speaker 4: like La, which.
- 35:25Speaker 2: I never got until I was now and I've never
- 35:28Speaker 2: really realized that. I was like, oh, because I was
- 35:30Speaker 2: thinking of it because I've driven across country a lot.
- 35:32Speaker 5: And so.
- 35:34Speaker 2: When Max changes the map later on and let so
- 35:38Speaker 2: I don't know, just you know, we'll get into a
- 35:40Speaker 2: little bit later because when anyways, yeah, a little bit later.
- 35:45Speaker 3: No, not maps.
- 35:48Speaker 1: Maps are fucking crazy that those don't exist either, like
- 35:51Speaker 1: on no and computer maps existly.
- 35:54Speaker 5: Did anyone else feel like they made Roxanne's dad like
- 35:57Speaker 5: seem really abusive?
- 36:00Speaker 1: Yeah, like very like the overbearing, controlling father, but.
- 36:03Speaker 5: Like it seemed like he was in this like you know,
- 36:06Speaker 5: dark house that like she had to like creep out
- 36:09Speaker 5: of and like shut the door really quickly, and I
- 36:11Speaker 5: was just like, oh, he beats.
- 36:12Speaker 1: Her, Yeah, and that's maybe that's something they should since
- 36:17Speaker 1: there's like kind of a nostalgia for this movie. They
- 36:19Speaker 1: should maybe like, you know, have power Line go on
- 36:22Speaker 1: tour because that would sell out. And then for people
- 36:25Speaker 1: like Rea, like you know, you like Law and Order
- 36:27Speaker 1: and Matt Locke and stuff, they should have like these
- 36:29Speaker 1: same characters do adult things, like do like an SVU
- 36:33Speaker 1: with Goofy and Donald, like being like the DA and
- 36:36Speaker 1: the and the and the police Chief and that kind
- 36:39Speaker 1: of thing like that would kill it.
- 36:41Speaker 2: One of the times I laugh out loud in this
- 36:43Speaker 2: is during that scene with the any I didn't. I
- 36:45Speaker 2: don't really think the dad was like I think he's
- 36:46Speaker 2: just like one of those overbearing, protective dads that he
- 36:49Speaker 2: might be over pretty common era, you know, like yeah
- 36:53Speaker 2: the children did it and Bad Boys and everything where
- 36:56Speaker 2: it's like, you know, I'm gonna be there. But but
- 36:58Speaker 2: when when when Roxanne's like, your dad knows power Line
- 37:02Speaker 2: and he's like, sure, tells you you party animal you
- 37:07Speaker 2: and then the face that Goofy is like, yeah, I
- 37:10Speaker 2: love that face so much. It makes me laugh every time.
- 37:12Speaker 1: And if Max would have just been like, yo, dad,
- 37:14Speaker 1: can we go together too? Because Max and Roxanne two
- 37:18Speaker 1: beside bar but Max has no problem like manipulating and
- 37:21Speaker 1: gaslighting people throughout the movie. So he could have just
- 37:24Speaker 1: been like, yo, Dad, like let's go do this thing together,
- 37:27Speaker 1: like it'd be fun. Father son going to a concert.
- 37:29Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, goofy had been like, yeah, let's do that. Motherfucker.
- 37:32Speaker 2: Well, they're taking so much time to like go on
- 37:35Speaker 2: roller coasters and see yeah, like animals, they could have gone,
- 37:38Speaker 2: they could they could have done both, yeah.
- 37:40Speaker 1: For sure. And he has I know this is the nineties,
- 37:43Speaker 1: but like in a cartoon too, but he has like
- 37:46Speaker 1: a house, assuming he's a single parent. He works at
- 37:49Speaker 1: a Sears photo thingy, and he just takes like unlimited
- 37:51Speaker 1: time off and has unlimited money. But maybe money is
- 37:55Speaker 1: not like a thing in this reality.
- 37:56Speaker 4: I mean that's a week, right, Like that's not uncommon
- 38:00Speaker 4: an amount of time off, I guess.
- 38:03Speaker 2: But I if you're driving from North Carolina to California,
- 38:08Speaker 2: that's probably gonna be about if with no stops, that's
- 38:12Speaker 2: probably gonna be about fifty.
- 38:13Speaker 1: Hour drive because Max says this could take weeks when
- 38:15Speaker 1: he looks at the at the map. But I guess,
- 38:17Speaker 1: like I don't know how much, like maybe back in
- 38:19Speaker 1: the day of the photo thing, and he probably gave
- 38:21Speaker 1: residuals from cartoons he did prior.
- 38:25Speaker 4: This lie though, that, like Max tells, is kind of
- 38:28Speaker 4: unbelievable because I mean, if you're if you're in Max's position,
- 38:31Speaker 4: he's this kid that's like kind of unpopular and like
- 38:34Speaker 4: trying to get seen. And then like you just now
- 38:37Speaker 4: mentioned that your dad like knows power line, Like that's
- 38:40Speaker 4: something you'd be bragging about all the time, and why you.
- 38:45Speaker 2: Even have to go that, Like we're gonna be on
- 38:47Speaker 2: stage and shit, just say like, oh, my dad got
- 38:49Speaker 2: me tickets to the concert. I'm gonna be in the audience.
- 38:52Speaker 1: You know.
- 38:52Speaker 2: They're like, oh cool, you know, I don't know, it
- 38:53Speaker 2: seems weird.
- 38:54Speaker 1: This is like pre nine to eleven, so security was
- 38:57Speaker 1: like not as hardcore as it used to be.
- 39:00Speaker 2: I snuck into Van's Warped tour one year.
- 39:03Speaker 1: Was that pre nine eleven?
- 39:04Speaker 2: No, it was after oh and I still have my
- 39:06Speaker 2: full ticket stuff to prove it really quick. So I'm
- 39:08Speaker 2: just waiting in line. It's fucking hot, and I keep
- 39:10Speaker 2: seeing these tour buses go down this road. So I'm
- 39:13Speaker 2: with my friends. I'm like, you know what, fuck this,
- 39:14Speaker 2: I'm gonna just go down this road. So I just
- 39:15Speaker 2: start walking behind all these tour buses, and the security
- 39:19Speaker 2: guard goes, hey, what are you doing. I'm like, you
- 39:21Speaker 2: know what, man, I'm lost right now. I'm just looking
- 39:22Speaker 2: for a line. He goes, okay, just go down here
- 39:24Speaker 2: and take a right, but that was the line I
- 39:26Speaker 2: was already at. So I'm like, oh, okay, So I
- 39:29Speaker 2: just keep going down and I take a left, and
- 39:31Speaker 2: so I'm fully backstage. I see Anti Flag. They're barbecuing
- 39:34Speaker 2: like asparagus and shit, because I don't eat meat like
- 39:38Speaker 2: batter Religit just all those guys are just like backstage
- 39:40Speaker 2: because it's a big like it's not just like a
- 39:42Speaker 2: inside venue. It's like a huge fucking area, right, So
- 39:46Speaker 2: you see all these bands. So then I'm like, well,
- 39:48Speaker 2: I don't want to get in trouble back here because
- 39:49Speaker 2: I don't have a backstage pass, so I'm gonna go
- 39:51Speaker 2: to where the audience would be. So I go. I
- 39:53Speaker 2: start getting all the free merch, like all the stickers
- 39:55Speaker 2: and everything and all the lanyards before my friends do.
- 39:58Speaker 2: And then I find the undershade. I find this the
- 40:03Speaker 2: mist machine, and I get a popsicle in a water,
- 40:05Speaker 2: and I see my friends in line. I'm waving on
- 40:07Speaker 2: them like you guys should follow, so it's easy to
- 40:11Speaker 2: break into concerts or guess what I'm saying.
- 40:12Speaker 1: You kept it really cool being all the famous people.
- 40:15Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I saw like because they had halfpipes
- 40:17Speaker 2: and so I think that year Annie McDonald's there and
- 40:20Speaker 2: the ship and I saw the skater. Oh yeah, uh
- 40:24Speaker 2: he was there like practicing.
- 40:29Speaker 1: I just I was trying to be like.
- 40:31Speaker 2: Coming up on BMX and McDow right. Yeah, So as
- 40:37Speaker 2: of right now, I am super into this movie. I
- 40:40Speaker 2: love a good road trip with Some of my favorite
- 40:41Speaker 2: movies are the buddy comedies that you know just where
- 40:44Speaker 2: they go. They have they have to start from a
- 40:46Speaker 2: place and end up somewhere else, and this kind of has.
- 40:48Speaker 3: Those vibes I do.
- 40:49Speaker 5: I do have a little like I this was they're
- 40:53Speaker 5: in the car scene where he like makes him sing
- 40:56Speaker 5: along with him, like so reminds me of me and
- 40:59Speaker 5: my aunt, Like she loved Homer and Jethrow, which is
- 41:02Speaker 5: like a super terrible like country duo that was kind
- 41:09Speaker 5: of like the Smothers Brothers type thing, but like we
- 41:12Speaker 5: would always be listening to songs like that and like
- 41:15Speaker 5: I would have.
- 41:16Speaker 1: To sing along.
- 41:17Speaker 7: So this like.
- 41:18Speaker 5: I was just like, I'm like, oh my god, it's.
- 41:20Speaker 4: Camping with age.
- 41:21Speaker 5: Surely.
- 41:23Speaker 2: I just found out this Mothers Brothers is the show
- 41:26Speaker 2: that knocked Bonanza off of the number one spot.
- 41:28Speaker 3: Wow?
- 41:29Speaker 2: Found that out today? Yeah?
- 41:30Speaker 4: Wo?
- 41:31Speaker 2: How just they were more famous?
- 41:32Speaker 1: How did you find that out?
- 41:33Speaker 2: I was listening to the Conen podcast.
- 41:35Speaker 1: I was like, like, I don't. I don't come across
- 41:37Speaker 1: that kind of information in my life, so I'm curious. Okay,
- 41:41Speaker 1: another song begins blah blah blah, Okay, blah blah blah.
- 41:45Speaker 1: The Fathers du was first off. Is at a possum
- 41:47Speaker 1: themed amusement park that looks really fun and kind of gross.
- 41:50Speaker 1: Goofy continues to try to bond with his child and
- 41:53Speaker 1: have fun, but Max continues to act out and be
- 41:56Speaker 1: so dramatic. Max apparently controls the weather because when his
- 42:00Speaker 1: motions start to be really like hostile, it begins to
- 42:03Speaker 1: rain and like thunder a little bit during his Like
- 42:06Speaker 1: during his last tant room, I thought it would be
- 42:08Speaker 1: like super fun to go It's I got like chuck
- 42:09Speaker 1: e cheese, you know, but possible reputation. Yeah, I thought
- 42:17Speaker 1: that was fun and I thought and when it broke
- 42:20Speaker 1: my heart too, because there was like a possum or
- 42:22Speaker 1: whatever in Max's clothing and me it looked like he
- 42:25Speaker 1: was dancing, and Goofy looked so excited, like finally my
- 42:28Speaker 1: kid is like loosening up and like not being such
- 42:30Speaker 1: a fucking asshole. But he's no, he relapses us to
- 42:33Speaker 1: be a fucking asshole again.
- 42:35Speaker 8: Ready for yolding your.
- 42:40Speaker 6: Failing around.
- 42:41Speaker 2: My boy joined the Gamin Yomo.
- 42:43Speaker 6: All Yo time, Lander Blue Hard.
- 43:06Speaker 1: It's one thirty Oh, I just continued writing this is
- 43:11Speaker 1: really problematic. But it's one thirty PM. When I was
- 43:14Speaker 1: writing this, and I have my appointment with my shrink,
- 43:16Speaker 1: and now I'm gonna take a couple of pictures of
- 43:18Speaker 1: gus at Instagram at Guscus underscore the dog bling. So
- 43:21Speaker 1: I had during this it was like, I don't when
- 43:24Speaker 1: I wrote this, but I had an appointment with my shrink.
- 43:26Speaker 1: Not the hot one was like Tray Sadkins, but like
- 43:28Speaker 1: my shrink, shrink and and that, and keep it's not
- 43:33Speaker 1: random because it's random to mention that, but later on
- 43:36Speaker 1: there'll be a callback to that, So just keep that
- 43:38Speaker 1: in mind, Okay, trying to figure out how to oh
- 43:43Speaker 1: another kind of relation to Goofy like being older and whatnot.
- 43:46Speaker 1: I had to pause this on my phone and then
- 43:48Speaker 1: it cast the pause on the TV and then trying
- 43:51Speaker 1: to go back and rewind and push playing. It was
- 43:55Speaker 1: the whole thing again where I just like had had
- 43:57Speaker 1: a meltdown. I had a max meltdown. The Goops get
- 44:01Speaker 1: to their camp site and then suddenly there's a huge
- 44:04Speaker 1: r V that explodes many resort load all over the
- 44:08Speaker 1: face of the woods. Yeah, I'm sexually oppressed. Okay, how
- 44:15Speaker 1: did Pete? It's another thing. Pete is not Nickey Donald Goofy.
- 44:20Speaker 1: He doesn't have like that baller buck.
- 44:27Speaker 4: There's logical.
- 44:31Speaker 2: I was thinking about this, so I think Goofy and
- 44:34Speaker 2: Pete own that picture company. I just thought about that
- 44:38Speaker 2: when we were thinking about it. Maybe they rent space
- 44:40Speaker 2: and seers, but they're the owners of those that picture company.
- 44:42Speaker 1: Just thought about it.
- 44:45Speaker 2: So they both have money and they're like, you know what,
- 44:47Speaker 2: since you're for a week or whatever and then we'll
- 44:49Speaker 2: come back or something.
- 44:50Speaker 1: Like that makes me feel so much better than that
- 44:53Speaker 1: there's a backstory to because I don't.
- 44:56Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true, but I'm thinking about it.
- 44:58Speaker 1: He owns seers than Yeah, back in the nineties, Sears
- 45:02Speaker 1: was like popping or like J C. Pennies. So yeah,
- 45:05Speaker 1: that big r V Superboss, like with the pool which
- 45:08Speaker 1: I don't understand how that got filled up really quickly,
- 45:11Speaker 1: and there's like a bowling alley on the top shelf
- 45:13Speaker 1: on the top roof thingy, So I thought that was cool.
- 45:17Speaker 1: Goofy is teaching I have a burp coming, but it's
- 45:19Speaker 1: not ready to come out yet. Goofy is teaching Max
- 45:24Speaker 1: to fish the perfect Oh say you know, Pete was like, yeah,
- 45:27Speaker 1: like you need to hold your kid under your thumb,
- 45:30Speaker 1: and then Goofy's like, I'll try it, and then Goofy
- 45:32Speaker 1: tried it and it kind of works, and then they're
- 45:34Speaker 1: going to do the perfect cast.
- 45:35Speaker 8: The perfect caste the perfect what the perfect cast? My
- 45:41Speaker 8: dad taught it to me when I was about your age. Okay,
- 45:45Speaker 8: now watch carefully. You've gotta belding, relax with your feet
- 45:51Speaker 8: apart tailor clock tool clockloy too, twist.
- 46:01Speaker 4: Little wind.
- 46:10Speaker 3: The perfect gast.
- 46:13Speaker 1: Okay, so tech him ow to do the perfect fishing cast.
- 46:15Speaker 1: And the unodditionally attracts none other than my aunt, I
- 46:19Speaker 1: mean Bigfoot. I just hated her so much it's so gross.
- 46:23Speaker 1: Bigfoot is chasing the duo into the car, but they
- 46:27Speaker 1: do not have the keys. They are stuck in the
- 46:30Speaker 1: car while his son just straight up boocket like. They
- 46:33Speaker 1: just are like, there's a Bigfoot. We're out of here.
- 46:35Speaker 1: We're not going to stay my friend and apparently business partner.
- 46:38Speaker 1: Bigfoot puts the on like an adorable sock puppet show
- 46:42Speaker 1: for the father and son.
- 46:43Speaker 2: Duo, which is funny.
- 46:45Speaker 1: That's so cute, and then discovers the bee gees. So
- 46:50Speaker 1: thought that was kind of a cute thing, and I
- 46:52Speaker 1: even wrote this is a delightful scene.
- 46:54Speaker 2: It is so when I was like, for some reason,
- 46:58Speaker 2: when they throw that cast and you see that piece
- 46:59Speaker 2: of meat hitting, I'm like, boom. I was in my head.
- 47:03Speaker 2: I was like, I wish so bad I could have
- 47:04Speaker 2: seen the scene for the first time in theaters and
- 47:06Speaker 2: not know what to expect, because I bet it was
- 47:09Speaker 2: such a big dope thing for like being a kid,
- 47:11Speaker 2: just like what now it was Bigfoot. This is amazing.
- 47:14Speaker 2: They're in like somewhere we don't normally see him, and
- 47:16Speaker 2: that a whole other creature. I just feel like that
- 47:18Speaker 2: whole like five minutes was probably epic. A shit with
- 47:20Speaker 2: seeing in theaters.
- 47:22Speaker 1: But you a dog, is Bigfoot? That crazy? Probably? Maybe
- 47:29Speaker 1: would y'all think of this of the scene with the
- 47:31Speaker 1: with the parenting teaching and the and the whatnot.
- 47:36Speaker 4: I forgot that the Bigfoot scene happens. I just that
- 47:41Speaker 4: sequence left my mind. I just like, oh, yeah, I
- 47:45Speaker 4: completely forgot about this.
- 47:48Speaker 1: And then.
- 47:50Speaker 4: The possum scene, the possum park scene. I really like
- 47:55Speaker 4: how this film creates anxiety. You know, yes, you're about
- 48:01Speaker 4: to yes, so like yeah, like that opening sequence kind
- 48:06Speaker 4: of transcoded if you ask me, just like the idea
- 48:09Speaker 4: like your body becoming something you don't want it to
- 48:11Speaker 4: be pretty fucking scary. And then just like the way
- 48:16Speaker 4: they zoom in on the characters, like when the laughter
- 48:18Speaker 4: is happening, like that scene where they're they're in the
- 48:22Speaker 4: room with the animatronic possums and the songs going on
- 48:25Speaker 4: and Max is looking around and like there's those ugly
- 48:28Speaker 4: kids and like it's just like they did a really
- 48:32Speaker 4: like cool job of just making the anxiety like feel real.
- 48:38Speaker 4: So I like that. And then I think the most
- 48:41Speaker 4: nostalgic scene is the soup scene. I forgot about that too,
- 48:46Speaker 4: and I was like, oh my gosh. Yeah, I remember
- 48:48Speaker 4: this scene, especially them like actually like using the cigarette
- 48:52Speaker 4: lighter to heat up the can of soup and when
- 48:56Speaker 4: they're trapped in the car. So I thought that was
- 48:58Speaker 4: kind of cool. Yeah.
- 49:00Speaker 2: No, I think you hit it right on the head
- 49:02Speaker 2: with that anxiety part, because when I was probably a teenager,
- 49:05Speaker 2: I watched this again, but as a kid, I didn't
- 49:07Speaker 2: really you know, I didn't really I didn't catch it
- 49:09Speaker 2: very much. When I was a teenager, I watched it again,
- 49:11Speaker 2: and that feeling of when he feels uncomfortable, he doesn't
- 49:14Speaker 2: want to be there anymore, and then like it's like
- 49:17Speaker 2: kind of zoom. Yeah. I I that's when I was like, oh,
- 49:20Speaker 2: I know exactly what he's feeling right now, and I
- 49:22Speaker 2: fucking hate that feeling. And so yeah, that's a great call. Yep.
- 49:27Speaker 5: Yeah, I wrote that Ali will be owning Wester's possum park.
- 49:33Speaker 5: I think that's like Ali's doing.
- 49:37Speaker 2: Take Buck.
- 49:40Speaker 1: And then I.
- 49:42Speaker 5: Was terrified of things in costumes, and so like my
- 49:49Speaker 5: visceral fear was like when the giant possum was chasing
- 49:53Speaker 5: Max and I'm like, oh my God, like I hate
- 49:57Speaker 5: I hate it with a passion. There used to be
- 50:00Speaker 5: this store called Food for Less and like when they
- 50:03Speaker 5: had their gland opening, they had like this big chicken
- 50:06Speaker 5: costume and like I punched this chicken in like the gut.
- 50:12Speaker 5: Like I mean I was like four, so it's not
- 50:14Speaker 5: like I really did any damage. But I was just
- 50:18Speaker 5: like oh my god and running away because like I
- 50:21Speaker 5: hated things in giant costumes. So I wrote, yeah, don't
- 50:25Speaker 5: respect boundaries, don't touch children when you're in giant costumes.
- 50:28Speaker 1: Yeah, Or like, here's my question for you though, because
- 50:32Speaker 1: back in the day, because I know that both you
- 50:34Speaker 1: and I have a very intense love affair with Arby's.
- 50:39Speaker 1: So when I worked at Arby's, not trying to flex,
- 50:42Speaker 1: but hey, I dressed up as the oven Mint, which
- 50:45Speaker 1: was the mascot at the time. How would you have
- 50:47Speaker 1: felt to meet the actual oven Mit or somebody in
- 50:50Speaker 1: a costume?
- 50:51Speaker 5: Not okay when I was little.
- 50:52Speaker 1: Now, I'd be like, I'd be like, yes, yeah, you'd
- 50:57Speaker 1: be like brushing its side, like give me some roasty allie.
- 51:02Speaker 1: What would if you owned a possum kind of style
- 51:06Speaker 1: amusement park? What would the theme be or would you
- 51:08Speaker 1: continue the legacy of the Possum?
- 51:10Speaker 4: Oh, I'd lean one hundred percent in on the possum
- 51:13Speaker 4: gim make. I love possums. They're so cool and it's
- 51:17Speaker 4: like it's so perfect with like the deliverancy southern you
- 51:21Speaker 4: know South you know, bluegrass sort of yehaw style vibe
- 51:26Speaker 4: that they're doing there, just like the shirts could be
- 51:29Speaker 4: possum posse that sells itself instantly.
- 51:32Speaker 1: Like and the hats were pretty rad.
- 51:35Speaker 4: That's another Like this is an example though, like anima
- 51:38Speaker 4: anima animorphic anamorphic animals like Goofy, but then real possums, right,
- 51:46Speaker 4: So I always just find those worlds. You always find
- 51:49Speaker 4: those worlds strange, Like the Muppets are that way, right,
- 51:52Speaker 4: Like if you watch like a Muppets Christmas Carol, like
- 51:55Speaker 4: there are just like living fruits meant to be eaten,
- 52:00Speaker 4: same with like chickens and stuff, right, So it's like
- 52:05Speaker 4: it's always uncomfortable like that there's dogs and that are
- 52:09Speaker 4: like living and like sentient, but then there's animals that
- 52:13Speaker 4: also live in this world. So it's just you know,
- 52:15Speaker 4: I know, like if you're really like, you know, we
- 52:19Speaker 4: are technically animals, So I don't know, it's just it's
- 52:24Speaker 4: just I.
- 52:24Speaker 1: Think in that fantasy world, there needs to be rules,
- 52:28Speaker 1: and I think the Muppets is a good one to
- 52:30Speaker 1: mention that kind of needs to establish those because of
- 52:33Speaker 1: the whole Gonzo chicken nothing, because that chicken just doesn't
- 52:38Speaker 1: seem that anamorphic to me. I think it seems like chicken, yeah, anthropomorphic. Yeah,
- 52:51Speaker 1: And I don't.
- 52:54Speaker 2: That's not small enough.
- 52:57Speaker 1: Amph bring it. And uh, I'm never I don't know
- 53:02Speaker 1: if I'm gonna use that word very Maybe now I will.
- 53:04Speaker 4: I'll try to which is the right word, Like, I know,
- 53:10Speaker 4: I know what that's just it's just strange.
- 53:16Speaker 1: Yeah, so oh yeah, so Max, We're back in the car.
- 53:20Speaker 1: Max and Goofy are still stuck in the car, and
- 53:23Speaker 1: then Bigfoot is like, I'm gonna sleep on top of
- 53:25Speaker 1: the car. We're gonna say something.
- 53:28Speaker 2: Nope, I thought you well, we we just kind of
- 53:31Speaker 2: talked about the soup scenes, so I was gonna talk
- 53:33Speaker 2: about that, but oh yeah, talked about it yet.
- 53:34Speaker 7: Oh I know.
- 53:35Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, that's an adorable scene.
- 53:39Speaker 3: What's so funny? High dad soup?
- 53:43Speaker 8: Huh, don't tell me you don't remember high dad soup?
- 53:48Speaker 8: Come on, sure you do. You used to spell things
- 53:51Speaker 8: out using the letters like high dad or MAXI or ambidextros. Yeah,
- 53:56Speaker 8: that's more a little word like.
- 54:02Speaker 3: Like bye bye or I pledge allegiance or I love you.
- 54:08Speaker 1: Uh, what do you have to say about it?
- 54:10Speaker 2: As an adult? It's crazy because my kids are probably
- 54:13Speaker 2: about the age that Max is right now. So then, like,
- 54:17Speaker 2: h sometimes when I'm like hanging out with him, I'll
- 54:19Speaker 2: just think of little something things that they did when
- 54:20Speaker 2: they were little. I'm like, oh, I'm gonna do that anymore.
- 54:22Speaker 2: And now they're driving cars and stuff. But it's so crazy.
- 54:25Speaker 2: How why is? When I watched this as a kid,
- 54:28Speaker 2: I was like, come on, goofy Max trying to get
- 54:30Speaker 2: with you know, trying to hook up somewhere whatever, and
- 54:33Speaker 2: they want to hang out with his friends.
- 54:34Speaker 1: Let him go.
- 54:34Speaker 2: Now that I'm an adult, I'm like, just hang out
- 54:36Speaker 2: with your dad, Max.
- 54:37Speaker 1: Oh it's crazy when they fuck. Do you think it's
- 54:40Speaker 1: like doing a goofy style or like doggy style? Like
- 54:43Speaker 1: because are they not?
- 54:47Speaker 2: Oh?
- 54:47Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so that's so fucked. It's like easy,
- 54:51Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it Gus Gus style. Okay, I do
- 54:54Speaker 1: want to I do want to warn the listener and
- 54:58Speaker 1: and the three of you that it doesn't seem like
- 55:01Speaker 1: I have enough pages. I see the end of my
- 55:03Speaker 1: thing and for that, like asshole, that's like I'm gonna
- 55:06Speaker 1: write a one star review and bitch about this. What
- 55:09Speaker 1: what's your life? What's your life that you're gonna write
- 55:11Speaker 1: a negative review on a podcast like that? Who the
- 55:13Speaker 1: fuck are you?
- 55:14Speaker 8: So?
- 55:15Speaker 1: I don't know? So fuck you Angela. I'm guessing your
- 55:18Speaker 1: name is okay, so like a ninj okay. So Max
- 55:26Speaker 1: is unable to sleep due to the story in a
- 55:30Speaker 1: Bigfoot and Goofy's yeah, so he's gonna write on a postcard.
- 55:34Speaker 1: And again, there's so many things in this movie that's
- 55:37Speaker 1: like kids today won't understand, like maps that are tangible,
- 55:40Speaker 1: like physical ones, cigarette lighters, and cars. They're probably not
- 55:45Speaker 1: gonna experience that. But yeah, writing postcards is not something
- 55:49Speaker 1: that's like as popular anymore or at all. Plus, postcards
- 55:55Speaker 1: are a weird sidebar because you're writing a letter to somebody,
- 55:57Speaker 1: but there's no envelopes. So like the US, the office
- 56:00Speaker 1: person can like just read your ship, but I doubt
- 56:03Speaker 1: you're gonna write something like sala shit, maybe I should
- 56:05Speaker 1: do that.
- 56:06Speaker 2: Wells well, it's like, is there a comedian that I
- 56:13Speaker 2: listen to? I can't remember who it is, but they
- 56:16Speaker 2: would write postcards to their mom. But they'd also they
- 56:19Speaker 2: would always end like and be careful of that post
- 56:21Speaker 2: person because YadA YadA YadA, and I know they're up
- 56:23Speaker 2: to something each postcard, which is really funny.
- 56:28Speaker 1: We can do a deep dive into postcard or postal
- 56:31Speaker 1: workers on another episode or something else, or we just
- 56:34Speaker 1: talk about it later. There are some ship going on
- 56:36Speaker 1: the post office. They have showers at the post at
- 56:40Speaker 1: some post office offices, and ship goes down like hookups
- 56:43Speaker 1: and stuff, and people like bang each other on their routes.
- 56:46Speaker 1: It's crazy. AnyWho, so give you Okay? So Max is
- 56:51Speaker 1: writing a postcard to rock sing end and then he
- 56:53Speaker 1: ends up not doing it because he's like, oh, I'm
- 56:55Speaker 1: just gonna fuck with my dad and like remap us
- 56:59Speaker 1: Like I don't know what his end game was to
- 57:01Speaker 1: La because eventually goofy like he's kind of a dingis,
- 57:04Speaker 1: but he's going to realize like, hey, this isn't Idaho,
- 57:06Speaker 1: this is l A.
- 57:08Speaker 4: I guess I could talk about it when the thing
- 57:10Speaker 4: comes up. But there's like the fork in the road,
- 57:12Speaker 4: you know, oh my god, yeah obviously.
- 57:18Speaker 1: Yeah, and then there are no God, Jeffrey like he
- 57:23Speaker 1: I should have started working backwards anyways, like on the recap.
- 57:29Speaker 1: So Goofy unwilling willingly doesn't know this yet. But the
- 57:34Speaker 1: next morning he's starting to bomb with his kid because
- 57:36Speaker 1: the kid wrote like, hey Dad, high dad soup, you know,
- 57:39Speaker 1: and was being sweet to his dad, which I thought
- 57:40Speaker 1: was sweet. And the next morning he gives, you know,
- 57:43Speaker 1: passes the baton of the map direction giving to his son,
- 57:48Speaker 1: and Max is starting to feel a little guilty about it,
- 57:50Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
- 57:51Speaker 8: And then Mix, I think we need to talk about this.
- 57:56Speaker 3: Huh.
- 57:56Speaker 8: Seems to me you need to start taking some responsibility
- 57:59Speaker 8: around here.
- 58:01Speaker 1: Excuse me?
- 58:02Speaker 3: Can I have your attention?
- 58:03Speaker 8: Please? Oh Goofy hereby dubbed my son Maximilian the official
- 58:11Speaker 8: navigator and head which way are of this here road trip?
- 58:18Speaker 3: Seriously?
- 58:20Speaker 8: Well, I'm not even looking at the map anymore. As
- 58:22Speaker 8: a matter of fact, you can pick all the stops
- 58:25Speaker 8: from here to Lake Destiny, trust your wholeheartedly, son.
- 58:29Speaker 1: So Goofy gives Max control over the direction giving and
- 58:33Speaker 1: it's like, hey, between now and Idaho, which I don't
- 58:35Speaker 1: know where they are at right now, because shouldn't they
- 58:38Speaker 1: be in the Pacific Northwest. If it's Bigfoot, well.
- 58:41Speaker 2: Well here's it's kind of everywhere.
- 58:43Speaker 1: But the Bigfoot's everywhere kind of that there's something I
- 58:46Speaker 1: learned from watching.
- 58:49Speaker 4: Finding Bigfoot, the acclaimed reality series with roblow Definitely notbloh.
- 58:56Speaker 1: I think Roblo has a big Foot special that he did.
- 58:59Speaker 1: I need to watch that.
- 59:00Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 59:01Speaker 1: No, it's him and his son trying to find Bigfoot.
- 59:04Speaker 1: Bigfoot is everywhere Canada, everywhere, whenever.
- 59:09Speaker 2: So they actually might be in Florida, even though the
- 59:12Speaker 2: map is a little confusing because during that fork in
- 59:14Speaker 2: the road it says north or west.
- 59:17Speaker 4: I think they're in Colorado.
- 59:19Speaker 5: I think that's where they end up or where they're
- 59:21Speaker 5: supposed to be going, even though it's supposed to it
- 59:23Speaker 5: says Idaho. I was like, well that map says Idaho
- 59:29Speaker 5: because and like I said that they came from Ohio.
- 59:33Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Ohio.
- 59:34Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 59:34Speaker 5: We looked up on the map, like because I made
- 59:37Speaker 5: Ali pause the map and we're like, where are we going? Oh?
- 59:40Speaker 2: Because I thought it was kind of up northeast. But
- 59:43Speaker 2: then I was like, well, if they can't go much
- 59:45Speaker 2: more north if they're already northeast. So then I was like,
- 59:47Speaker 2: maybe there's a tie in for Florida and Disney World.
- 59:50Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 59:51Speaker 1: But then but then Goofy's like, yo, like you, we
- 59:54Speaker 1: can go anywhere you want between now and our destination.
- 59:58Speaker 1: And during like the little montage of the getting into Shenanigans.
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: Oh, they hit a beach.
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: They go to a beach, and then they go to
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: I think New Orleans. Yeah, and then I don't know
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: where else they they went, but they made.
- 1:00:12Speaker 5: It to Texas because there's a scene with a bunch
- 1:00:14Speaker 5: of oil derricks in the background.
- 1:00:15Speaker 2: Oh maybe Texas, because don't they have a beach in Texas,
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: like called Cape Christie or a something like that, Corpus Christie.
- 1:00:23Speaker 2: Thank you. I know it wasn't Captain Crunch, but it's
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: something like that.
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: So yeah, So but this is back in the nineties
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: when gas prices were a little bit lower, I think,
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: so they could just in the I don't know it
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: just like it was a cute montage.
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: I liked it. And and then you see that they
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: go to the house there the Yarn's Biggest or the
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: biggest House of Yarn or something, which I thought was
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: kind of cute because Max is like, ah, I'm doing everything,
- 1:00:49Speaker 2: I want to do. But you know, we gott it
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: something from my dad, like how.
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: Fun like and Goofy's down for everything, Like why wouldn't
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: he want to go They're going all over the country.
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: Why wouldn't he want to go to power Line concert? Yeah,
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: like he obviously wants to be cool, which he already is.
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: But I actually gave this montage a nine out of
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: ten on the adorable scale because I thought it was
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: really adorable. Nice m The Doubo stops at a motel
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: themed of the ocean, including fish in the bed. That's
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: pretty messed up the things that fish have seen around
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: the time of this movie's release. Approximately. I don't think
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: this is true or not. I saw on the internet
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: one out of four beds that were sold were waterbeds.
- 1:01:25Speaker 4: I had that, Yeah, my cousin had one.
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: That's I remember being on one at some point. I
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: don't know whose it was, so yeah, in my life.
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: They were you had a waterbed growing up.
- 1:01:35Speaker 5: I did. It was great.
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: I loved it, like you slept well in it. Yeah,
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: as you recall, Wow, how come they don't do it anymore?
- 1:01:44Speaker 5: Because they leaked their hat insurance hazards?
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: Oh right, right?
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: Oh sure, because that's a lot of water too. Yeah,
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: it fucking puffs. Yeah, you're a whole like fucking month
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: is rude and that's iver.
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: Yeah, she and like how do you do, like do
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: it on there too?
- 1:02:02Speaker 4: Yeah, like it's not easy.
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: I don't know. That just stresses me, do you know.
- 1:02:06Speaker 4: But I mean, I mean, like they're hard to get
- 1:02:08Speaker 4: in and out of. It's not like it's gonna be
- 1:02:10Speaker 4: easy to fuck on one.
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: Yeah, beds in general are kind of hard to do.
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: You act like you're a fish to fuck on a waterbed,
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: but then what if these fish die, like they didn't
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: have to like drain the waterbed. It's like those shoes
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: that have fish in them. Yea, that's like barbaric in
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: my opinion. Yeah, it doesn't mean a barbaric.
- 1:02:26Speaker 5: But there's any like air for the fish, not that
- 1:02:30Speaker 5: fish need air, but like, I don't know, it just
- 1:02:33Speaker 5: doesn't seem like those are the right conditions for a
- 1:02:36Speaker 5: fish to live.
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: But nowadays, like then that's something again, like back in
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: the day, animals were treated differently because I read that
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: in the original candy Man those were actually bees in
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: his mouth, and I'm like, that's fucking crazy, And I
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: guess he had like in his contract. If it is true, no, I.
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: Thought you said Candy Land.
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: Oh wait what, I don't play a different a different
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: board game. But apparently Sidebar the actor, I forget his name,
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: but he's like fucking hot.
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: I heard that too, and he had to get paid
- 1:03:08Speaker 2: a certain amount of time for every stinger thousand dollars.
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: Yeah, thousand. I was like, that's fucking crazy. And but nowadays,
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: but then they did like the remake and they U
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: c G I bees. But I guess this has nothing
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: to do with the Goofy and movie because they weren't
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: real fish.
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think we still eat like forty billion
- 1:03:23Speaker 2: chickens a year, So I don't know if they care
- 1:03:25Speaker 2: too much about animals nowadays.
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: So I know we need to like really focus on
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: that or something you should focus on. Remember this episode
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: like six months ago or six months ago or a
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: year ago. I was really into like that went away,
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: and then he got really into the moon that went away.
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: So I don't know what I'm now. I'm into fish
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: beds okay, okay, Uh, Pete and PJ meet up. Okay
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Oh yeah, Pete, Actually this is where
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be Uh, Pete and PJ meet up
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: with Goofy and Max at the at the motel for
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: some reason. And this is, in my opinion or in fact,
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: the most like iconic scene.
- 1:04:07Speaker 2: Yeah, that cheese pizza or that I don't know if
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: it's cheese, but that pizza I think is the best
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: cartoon pizza in history.
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: Yeah, do you do you to remember the pizza scene
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: with the pizza, how cheesy it was? Yeah, I fun
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: for some.
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: Pizza.
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: I could eat some pizza right now, laying down all right,
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: And oh damn, I put a note about the cheese pizza.
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: I said, damn, that looks fucking amaze balls. And then oh,
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: here's where I talked about what Ria talked about. Why
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: did all these characters wear gloves but they don't wear socks.
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: That they did wear socks, but they were like toat socks,
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: which are fucking weird. But I hopefully you two aren't
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: toe people like toa sock wearers.
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: No, No, I'm anti everything feet.
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I thought that was weird that they and
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: they don't take off their sot their mittens or gloves
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: and they're in the hot tub. So I thought that
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: was fu okay, so now back to the thing. Okay.
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: So then Pete, who's kind of given me like he's
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: kind of hot, he overhears the kids talking about Maxwi's
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: plan to change the map, which fucking doesn't matter to
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: just be honest with his dad, and then he tells
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: goofy but he tells him in a way that's kind
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: of bitchy.
- 1:05:23Speaker 8: Yeah, you know what's funny, But none of your techniques
- 1:05:26Speaker 8: work for me. Harder it tried, the worse it got. Well,
- 1:05:29Speaker 8: once I eased up, things just clicked.
- 1:05:32Speaker 3: Oh that's well, so there was no problems in uh not?
- 1:05:37Speaker 3: Oh one, that's it. I just hate to be the
- 1:05:44Speaker 3: bearer of bad news. But what is a beat? Your
- 1:05:49Speaker 3: kid's stupid? Ye?
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: What do you mean?
- 1:05:53Speaker 3: Well, I heard the little mute and telling PJ that
- 1:05:55Speaker 3: he changed the map, So.
- 1:05:57Speaker 4: You're hitting straight twelve Apel, you tried, goof He's just
- 1:06:03Speaker 4: a bad kid, that's all.
- 1:06:05Speaker 3: I don't believe you. What I don't believe you, Pete.
- 1:06:11Speaker 3: Don't take my word for it. Check your map.
- 1:06:13Speaker 8: I don't need to check the map.
- 1:06:15Speaker 3: I trust my son.
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: I'm like, why is he trying to hurt his friend
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: and coworkers? You should be like less of a dick.
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: I think he's just like he feels bad about his
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: own parenting because he knows that like, yeah, like I
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: don't like their their type of connection.
- 1:06:29Speaker 1: Yeah and yeah. So that was just like a heartbreaking moment.
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: And then when Goofy comes back into the motel room
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: and he's all somber and his heart's been like ripped
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: out because he's having this joyous time with his son
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: and now he just knows that he's finally he finally
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: realizes that he's mostly being manipulated. So that was pretty
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: fucked up. As the road trip continues, Max chooses, Yeah,
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: this is the fork in the road la over Idaho,
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: because well, duve have nobody else like, no, no, it's
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: just nuked and daho oh, I don't understand. But Demi
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: Moore lives there. Apparently she's iconic. So do you guys
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: have anything to talk about with the motel or the
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: scene that just happened, the geese pizza, the you know,
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: riff raff and whatnot.
- 1:07:19Speaker 2: Not too much. I think it's you know, setting up
- 1:07:21Speaker 2: to where now we know that. So the whole time,
- 1:07:24Speaker 2: there's been a little bit of conflict at the very beginning,
- 1:07:26Speaker 2: but other than that, it has been basically now we
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: know this is gonna be the way the conflict is.
- 1:07:30Speaker 2: It does kind of the conflict ends pretty quickly. But
- 1:07:35Speaker 2: I do feel super duper bad for Goofy right now.
- 1:07:40Speaker 2: Like I'm just like Goofy, man, like, yeah, what.
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: Do you think about this? Ali?
- 1:07:47Speaker 2: I don't think there's a.
- 1:07:48Speaker 4: Lot, Like there's not a lot going on that's super consequential,
- 1:07:51Speaker 4: you know.
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: Like what Goofy just found out that his son was
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: manipulating him.
- 1:07:55Speaker 4: It's just like it's such small potatoes, right, Like he
- 1:07:57Speaker 4: just like lied about their root, you know, Like yeah,
- 1:08:02Speaker 4: it's not like I don't think like as a parent,
- 1:08:06Speaker 4: you'd be that surprised that your kid wants to go
- 1:08:09Speaker 4: to LA you know.
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so true. That's like, yeah, that is.
- 1:08:14Speaker 4: At least in this day, and it like I don't know,
- 1:08:16Speaker 4: like watching it now, I'm just like, eh, you know,
- 1:08:19Speaker 4: and like Goofy has the.
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: Ability to know where he's going, so it's just like no,
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: I don't know that.
- 1:08:26Speaker 4: But like it's just I get like the whole premises
- 1:08:29Speaker 4: is like he wants to trust his son and he
- 1:08:31Speaker 4: wants his son to be honest with him and all
- 1:08:33Speaker 4: that stuff. But I don't know. I just this the
- 1:08:37Speaker 4: movie falls apart from here.
- 1:08:40Speaker 2: Yeah, because okay, I know we're kind of I'm at
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: least I know, I'm kind of getting fixated on this
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: whole map thing. But okay, let's say they did start
- 1:08:46Speaker 2: in Ohio, right, Yeah, that's northeast. So if now, if
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: it's north to west, that means they were going south
- 1:08:55Speaker 2: the entire.
- 1:08:56Speaker 5: Time, So they went down, they went south.
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: Yeah, so then why so I don't so he knew
- 1:09:02Speaker 2: what was going on. They're adding an extra like twenty
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: hours to the trip by going down then up Norris.
- 1:09:07Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck are you guys doing? Yeah,
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:09:09Speaker 5: So, yeah, they should have gone Chicago to Minnesota or
- 1:09:13Speaker 5: the Dakotas and then over through Montana.
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: Unless they're like self aware cartoon actors. And then like
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: time doesn't exist if it's not drawn.
- 1:09:25Speaker 2: That's heavy, all right, that's nothing exists.
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: Okay, So Goofy after the fork of the road, Goofy
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: pulls over because he's all upset about the what not
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: and so, and then the car it goes like boom
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: into the river. And I wasn't paying attention because like,
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: this is probably where the edibles like really hit me.
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: I don't understand why they were how did they get
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: in the river?
- 1:09:58Speaker 4: So they so they go ahead, Andy, Oh okay, okay,
- 1:10:01Speaker 4: I'll go.
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: Wait, okay, I'll go. So Goofy pulls over because he
- 1:10:05Speaker 2: realizes that Max did have the opportunity to prove Big
- 1:10:10Speaker 2: Pete wrong but he didn't. So now Goofy's pissed off.
- 1:10:14Speaker 2: So they pull over because he wants to doesn't want
- 1:10:16Speaker 2: to talk about it. He forgets to put the parking
- 1:10:18Speaker 2: break on. Yeah, I got that, But this is the
- 1:10:20Speaker 2: part to where I'm like, and I don't know how
- 1:10:23Speaker 2: to say it's politically correct. So does Goofy have some
- 1:10:27Speaker 2: kind of mental issues somewhere, because he says to Max,
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: he goes, I may not be that smart, but I
- 1:10:35Speaker 2: something along those lines. But nobody brought up his intelligence
- 1:10:39Speaker 2: on this matter. It was only because he wasn't looking
- 1:10:41Speaker 2: at the map. So is he self aware that maybe
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: there's you know, he has some kind of mental issues
- 1:10:47Speaker 2: or something.
- 1:10:48Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 1:10:48Speaker 2: And if that's the case, kudos, more kudos. He owns
- 1:10:51Speaker 2: a business, owns a house. I'm just saying, fucking Goofy
- 1:10:54Speaker 2: is awesome, his boss.
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: How did they end up in the river because they, oh,
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: the parking break isn't but they weren't in the car
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: when the parking break, they try.
- 1:11:02Speaker 2: To stop it and so they're running after it and
- 1:11:04Speaker 2: then they like and then they're with the car as
- 1:11:07Speaker 2: it goes down.
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: Okay, because I had a lot of things going, I
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: was I was impaired. I don't understand technology, so if
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: I didn't catch it the first time, I can't really
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: rewind it. Sure, so I was just like and if
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: I was like looking around at something, like, it's hard
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: for me to go back to it. But uh but anyways,
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: so they end up in the river and they're floating
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: down after like the chaos, and it starts to simmer
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: a little bit, and they like, can I catch their
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: breath instead of like trying and maybe they couldn't find
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: a way to escape because it's very canyonized the river,
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: and don't canyonize is a word, but I don't think so.
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: But they should have been trying to escape, but instead
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: they break into a song, which I.
- 1:11:46Speaker 2: Think is the weakest song of this whole movie. I
- 1:11:48Speaker 2: don't really like the song.
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: Pete should have had a song probably. Yeah, it probably
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: be very abusive.
- 1:11:55Speaker 2: Like if you about abusing your kid, Pete could have
- 1:11:57Speaker 2: just sang under my thumb by rolling stone.
- 1:11:59Speaker 5: Yeah there.
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: So they make no attempt to do anything, but they
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: do reconcile or whatever the word is, and they figure
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: out their emotions and they're all good in the hood again.
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: But song ends and then there's a waterfall and that's
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: not good. And then Goofy's like, hey, there's a waterfall,
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: and then but then he realizes that that's bad.
- 1:12:20Speaker 2: That's another time when I laugh when Goofy kind of
- 1:12:22Speaker 2: like looks at the cameras waterfall, waterfall. I don't know.
- 1:12:25Speaker 2: I like Goofy's faces.
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: Yeah, no, Goofy kills it with some of his faces.
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: And they did under sidebar jumping into the future. They
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: do underutilize his like his yell when something happens and
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: he's like flying in the air. They should have used
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: that more. But so they go down the waterfall. I
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: should I have my notes right here, But there's just
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: really bad nerds and then they live sounds great and
- 1:12:53Speaker 1: yeah That's where I'm at.
- 1:12:54Speaker 5: So I put that I don't think Goofy should have
- 1:12:57Speaker 5: a kid. He he's very passive aggressive, and he's like
- 1:13:02Speaker 5: super guilt tripping Max for like he's like, I just
- 1:13:05Speaker 5: wanted you to like come on this trip with me,
- 1:13:07Speaker 5: and like, and I just felt that was really shitty,
- 1:13:10Speaker 5: And I said their lack of communication is appalling. And
- 1:13:15Speaker 5: then I said, this is my sidebar that it's okay
- 1:13:18Speaker 5: to cut out toxic family relationships. You are not stuck
- 1:13:22Speaker 5: with your family. You're not required to be friends with
- 1:13:27Speaker 5: your family just because they're family. And if your dad
- 1:13:31Speaker 5: or like, if your dad is you know, pretty passive,
- 1:13:36Speaker 5: aggressive and toxic, just cut them out. That's fine.
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: They both kind of seem they bring out the toxic
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: in one another too, because like Goofy is so over
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: dramatic with the electric chair and all of his paranoias,
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: but then Max is very belittling of his father, yeah,
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: and manipulative of his father. But but yeah, I wrote that, yeah,
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: they should have been not seeing me. But I'm wondering
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: if I should instead of having hard conversations with my
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: kid or my spouse or somebody, if I could just
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: do it in song. So I thought that would be
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: kind of good, like wrap it up in two minutes,
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: like they were done. And because if they would have
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: fallen over the waterfallen and died. If Max didn't do
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: the perfect cast. I don't think he perfected it earlier,
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: so I don't that'll share luck, or it was just
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: how the animators drew it. They would have fallen over
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: and either died of like blunt force trauma to the head,
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: or they would have drowned or a combination of both,
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: which is incredibly like traumatic. Sure, yeah, and you might
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: not die right away, so you're aware that you're you know,
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: dying within like ten to fifteen seconds, and that's going
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: to be really horrible.
- 1:14:45Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:14:45Speaker 2: I think a lot of every a lot of the
- 1:14:47Speaker 2: movies that we do, if they end up because of
- 1:14:49Speaker 2: a lie brink, if he would have just had better communication,
- 1:14:52Speaker 2: the whole thing would have stopped. This movie is one
- 1:14:55Speaker 2: of them good fellas. We've talked about that slightly, Jack
- 1:14:59Speaker 2: fro about the drugs, Jack Frost, Jack Frost, Oh.
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: What Richard Gear?
- 1:15:04Speaker 2: How does how does life? But then I do think
- 1:15:11Speaker 2: the part where like instead of the song, I think
- 1:15:14Speaker 2: it's because they kind of realize they look from each
- 1:15:17Speaker 2: other's eyes, you know, they have empathy for each other.
- 1:15:19Speaker 2: Because Max screams, look, I have my own life, and
- 1:15:22Speaker 2: Goofy's like, I know you do. I just want to
- 1:15:23Speaker 2: be part of it. And so now you get both
- 1:15:24Speaker 2: of them to where Max finally expressed himself, Look, man,
- 1:15:28Speaker 2: I'm growing up. I'm not a little kid. I'm doing
- 1:15:31Speaker 2: my own thing, and Goofy finally realizes that, like oh no.
- 1:15:34Speaker 2: And then Max realizes, like shit, that is my dad.
- 1:15:36Speaker 2: He's raised me, and he wants to be part of
- 1:15:38Speaker 2: my life. So I think if they would have just
- 1:15:39Speaker 2: opened up at the beginning instead of lying to each other,
- 1:15:42Speaker 2: they would have been totally fine.
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: I don't know how old Max is. I guess he's
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: probably thirteen, fourteen, like around that.
- 1:15:47Speaker 2: I was thinking fourteen fifteen, yeahah, right around.
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not paying your bills. No, no, no, you're
- 1:15:52Speaker 1: living under my roof. You have no rights. Tell you're
- 1:15:55Speaker 1: until you're paying your own bills. No, you're gonna follow
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: my rule.
- 1:15:58Speaker 2: We're going fishing every weekend.
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: Yeah, finishing every weekend. Maybe not that much because I know,
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: but I am a cool dad though, because I'm going
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: to go see and this is don't judge my parenting,
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: but I'm gonna go see the suicide boys. That's not
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: an appropriate band for to take your thirteen year old dale.
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: But anyways, but whatever takes me a cool dad. So
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: then suddenly we're in Oh I did put this, and
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: then you tell where my head's at. I must have
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: been looking at us because I said I want to
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: see what our dogs dream about. Yeah, and because he
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: was like laying by me, like holding my arm, and
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: he was kind of like twitching, like he was fine,
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: but like he was dreaming about something. Okay, all of
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: a sudden we're in LA and then we're at the
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: power Line concert. Yeah, I might have skipped over something,
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: but it's fine.
- 1:16:40Speaker 4: No you did, Yeah, I mean you didn't skip over
- 1:16:43Speaker 4: anything other than just Max tells his goofy that his
- 1:16:47Speaker 4: what his lie was about.
- 1:16:49Speaker 3: Anyway, I figure.
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: She's never gonna want to talk to me again, much
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: less go out.
- 1:16:54Speaker 4: I don't why, huh? What are you alone? My Max?
- 1:17:01Speaker 3: Gosh, you're really growing up.
- 1:17:03Speaker 8: Happened so fast, I guess the sort of mist it. Well.
- 1:17:10Speaker 8: I think the only thing for us to do now
- 1:17:12Speaker 8: is to get you up on stage with this Powerline filler.
- 1:17:16Speaker 2: How are we gonna do that now?
- 1:17:18Speaker 3: You just leave that up to meet No, Dad, Really,
- 1:17:21Speaker 3: I think we.
- 1:17:22Speaker 2: Should just you know, forgetting.
- 1:17:23Speaker 8: Now, how come you always think I'm gonna lead you
- 1:17:26Speaker 8: into some sort of calamity?
- 1:17:29Speaker 3: What's wrong?
- 1:17:30Speaker 1: Now?
- 1:17:35Speaker 3: A waterfall?
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: It's a waterfall.
- 1:17:41Speaker 4: They go to La to sneak in.
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: That's a big I don't know. I don't want to
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: coach him on how to lie better because like he
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: doesn't exist and we're in two different times lines, so
- 1:17:57Speaker 1: I don't want to deal with that. But okay, So
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: we're at the power Line concert song the song Iye
- 1:18:04Speaker 1: to I, and they do like I like the number,
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: like the letter I mean, and then the number two
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: then I so I don't get I wait, Oh my god,
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: I just got it. I just got it because I
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: was thinking it's like eye to eye, like eyeballs, it's.
- 1:18:17Speaker 10: Eye to eye, like we're seeing each other from eye
- 1:18:20Speaker 10: to but there I think they're meaning you are an
- 1:18:23Speaker 10: E because you refer to yourself as I, and I'm
- 1:18:25Speaker 10: I don't and we're then the number two.
- 1:18:29Speaker 2: No, I think that's like I'm seeing it from your eyes.
- 1:18:31Speaker 4: But it's just a it's a it's to number, letter
- 1:18:38Speaker 4: number two and then the letter I. So it's not
- 1:18:41Speaker 4: it's not your physical eyes, it's your eye, your person
- 1:18:43Speaker 4: it's your eye to I like, that's how.
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: But then how about the number two?
- 1:18:47Speaker 2: Though?
- 1:18:47Speaker 1: Could it be t o?
- 1:18:48Speaker 4: I get that too. But there's two of us, right,
- 1:18:50Speaker 4: So there's two people that are connecting.
- 1:18:52Speaker 2: And there's also two eyes.
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: Yeah, those two eyes together.
- 1:18:55Speaker 5: I thought it was called one to one and I
- 1:18:57Speaker 5: was really confused.
- 1:19:00Speaker 4: One to one two, Yeah, that would Your logic makes sense, Jeff,
- 1:19:04Speaker 4: what your logic makes sense in this circumstance.
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Alie. Okay, so we're in there
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: and they they somehow get backstage. But I guess Andy
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: from the prior story, it's.
- 1:19:14Speaker 2: Not that hard.
- 1:19:15Speaker 4: I just I just say how much I hate how
- 1:19:18Speaker 4: little effort they put into that. Like they build up
- 1:19:22Speaker 4: this whole movie around like Max needs to get behind
- 1:19:25Speaker 4: stage and like be on the power Line show, and
- 1:19:29Speaker 4: they just within like less than a like thirty seconds,
- 1:19:32Speaker 4: they just get in. There's no like Max doesn't have
- 1:19:36Speaker 4: like on the back of the map, like a plan
- 1:19:38Speaker 4: to like sneak into the concert, like You're gonna do this,
- 1:19:40Speaker 4: and I'm gonna do this, and like there's just nothing nothing,
- 1:19:44Speaker 4: there's no stakes to them sneaking into this concert, you
- 1:19:48Speaker 4: know what I mean. And so it's just really frustrating that, like,
- 1:19:50Speaker 4: we built up this entire movie around this, this specific event,
- 1:19:54Speaker 4: and then they just get in without yeah, any problem.
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: It could have been limited. There was a very limited
- 1:20:01Speaker 1: conflict in this. But also if they are famous, like
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: how Mickey has memorabilia of him in this universe, maybe
- 1:20:10Speaker 1: maybe Goofy has a name associated with him, or him
- 1:20:13Speaker 1: just being the owner of Seers or whatever, maybe he
- 1:20:15Speaker 1: does have I just hate that.
- 1:20:17Speaker 2: I just hate this.
- 1:20:18Speaker 4: It's it's just so like this movie. It could have
- 1:20:22Speaker 4: been longer, and it could have had a scene where
- 1:20:24Speaker 4: they're like sneaking into the concert, and it just bothers
- 1:20:28Speaker 4: me that they made no effort to make that scene cool.
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: Max could have used his outfit from the from the
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: pet perfect right, like some dumb security guards like oh
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: there you go, you.
- 1:20:41Speaker 2: Know, like something. Yeah, And that's kind of what I
- 1:20:45Speaker 2: was saying earlier about like so now, so it's kind
- 1:20:47Speaker 2: of a building up to where Goofy is eventually gonna
- 1:20:49Speaker 2: find out that his son's been lying him. We gotta
- 1:20:51Speaker 2: we gotta deal with this. From the point where he
- 1:20:54Speaker 2: finds out to when everything is okay, is so fast
- 1:20:58Speaker 2: that they didn't really it doesn't really feel earned that
- 1:21:01Speaker 2: they got their relationship back on track, and that goes
- 1:21:04Speaker 2: with also how easy it was for them to break in. Yeah,
- 1:21:08Speaker 2: it's like, well, now I don't really feel like they
- 1:21:09Speaker 2: earned this, you know, like they they earned these last
- 1:21:11Speaker 2: couple of minutes of the movie, which I think it
- 1:21:14Speaker 2: does kind of falter from it.
- 1:21:15Speaker 4: Really just falls apart, like and like from that scene,
- 1:21:20Speaker 4: that scene where they have their resolution to them reconciling
- 1:21:23Speaker 4: their relationship to the end.
- 1:21:25Speaker 2: Is so quick.
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good example. Like metaphor is kind of
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: my take on episode reviews because it's like like I
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: don't know what's going on, but like their car went over, yeah,
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: a cliff and a waterfall, but then they still using it. Yeah,
- 1:21:43Speaker 1: I don't get that. Yeah, I mean that's yeah.
- 1:21:46Speaker 4: I mean, but but we can all we can.
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: All agree that that concert was epic. Yeah, the song
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: is intense.
- 1:21:53Speaker 2: The security card security guard died, yeah, because he smashes
- 1:21:58Speaker 2: against that big screen and then this at least like
- 1:22:00Speaker 2: a forty or fifty foot drop, probably straight on his dome.
- 1:22:03Speaker 2: But the craziest thing about the concert is one, two, three, four, Yeah,
- 1:22:08Speaker 2: podcasts in a podcast, he's handy what's a Cool Bags?
- 1:22:12Speaker 6: Podcast?
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: In a podcast's handy?
- 1:22:16Speaker 6: What's a cool bax?
- 1:22:17Speaker 2: Goofy debuted in nineteen thirty two under the name Dippy
- 1:22:20Speaker 2: Dow and later changed to Goofy that same year in September.
- 1:22:24Speaker 2: Goofy originally had a wife named Eef Goofy or Miss Donner.
- 1:22:28Speaker 2: Although we don't know one hundred percent what happened to her,
- 1:22:30Speaker 2: The most commonly accepted story she fell off a cliff
- 1:22:33Speaker 2: when Goofy was taking a picture of her, based on
- 1:22:35Speaker 2: the cartoon for Goose Tree. Yes a podcasty, what's a
- 1:22:40Speaker 2: cool bags?
- 1:22:41Speaker 6: Podcast?
- 1:22:42Speaker 5: In a podcast?
- 1:22:43Speaker 6: Here's handy, what's a cool bag?
- 1:23:01Speaker 1: That's really cool? That's an awesome fun fact found anti fact.
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: So the classmates are watching the concert and they see
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: Goofy and Max dancing with power Line. I guess if
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: you lie gaslight and breaks overal laws, you can get
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: away with anything. Goosey. Well yeah, yeah, well yeah you can't.
- 1:23:14Speaker 2: Yeah you said that, like that's off the real world. Yeah.
- 1:23:21Speaker 1: Goofy does bring Max over to rock Sands to tell
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: her the truth, and then he proceeds to kiss her
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: without permission, and Goofy damages the porch.
- 1:23:30Speaker 2: Roof uh That part made me laugh when he looks
- 1:23:34Speaker 2: at the car and he goes ha, and then it
- 1:23:36Speaker 2: just explodes that timing was perfect. I love that. Another
- 1:23:39Speaker 2: part Goofy made me laugh.
- 1:23:40Speaker 1: I love Yeah. I feel like he should have she
- 1:23:44Speaker 1: should have kissed him or made it clear it's okay
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: to kiss me, or maybe they shouldn't be kissing at
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: thirteen fourteen years old.
- 1:23:50Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he's definitely younger than fifteen because he's
- 1:23:52Speaker 2: not driving, so I think you're right. I think he's
- 1:23:55Speaker 2: probably fourteen. Yeah, because isn't as permit yet. I'm assuming and.
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: If he's getting like almost suspended or whatever and like
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: facing the electric chair, maybe that's not the time to
- 1:24:04Speaker 1: be going to concerts. But I guess Goofy didn't know.
- 1:24:07Speaker 1: I don't know. This whole movie was crazy.
- 1:24:09Speaker 2: Well, we can assume that Goofy probably explained every Max
- 1:24:12Speaker 2: probably explained everything to Goofy because they kind of do
- 1:24:15Speaker 2: a soft cut, you know, after they kind of and
- 1:24:17Speaker 2: then while Max is kind of explaining the whole lie
- 1:24:19Speaker 2: and everything. So I feel like Max probably explained everything.
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: So I put at the end the end question mark
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: because then I found out that there was like a
- 1:24:28Speaker 1: sequel and like the TV show, so it's not really
- 1:24:31Speaker 1: the end. And then Jason Marsen is not Jason as
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: James Jason. God, why did they choose to have the
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: same name. Okay, so that's the end of the movie,
- 1:24:42Speaker 1: so we'll circle back to it unless you guys have
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: something else to say about it.
- 1:24:46Speaker 2: No I love this movie or okay, yeah, I love
- 1:24:48Speaker 2: this movie. The ending does fall apart a little bit,
- 1:24:51Speaker 2: but it's super Nosologia Goggles for me. I watched it
- 1:24:54Speaker 2: a thousand times growing up. I think overall it's a good, fun,
- 1:24:58Speaker 2: buddy comedy movie. Wish it have been a little bit better,
- 1:25:00Speaker 2: but I don't know. I'm gonna give this uh US
- 1:25:06Speaker 2: map instead of a world map.
- 1:25:12Speaker 4: Like it.
- 1:25:13Speaker 1: Okay, I like it? Ali, what do you what are
- 1:25:17Speaker 1: your thoughts? Like, how would you rank this movie? And like,
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: uh huh?
- 1:25:20Speaker 4: I so the Nosologic Goggles did not hit as well
- 1:25:24Speaker 4: this time around. I think the first half of this
- 1:25:27Speaker 4: movie is good, it's fun. I think the second half
- 1:25:32Speaker 4: it just really falls apart, and I like the lack
- 1:25:37Speaker 4: of care into that final sequence just really bothers me.
- 1:25:41Speaker 4: It's just so I don't know why that choice was made.
- 1:25:48Speaker 4: I like the animation. I like the sort of scenes
- 1:25:52Speaker 4: that we talked about, like regarding like anxiety and those
- 1:25:54Speaker 4: kind of things. Soundtrack regarding power Line is nomenal. Yeah,
- 1:26:02Speaker 4: those two songs I listened to on the regular. They're
- 1:26:05Speaker 4: so good. I love those fucking songs, and I it
- 1:26:08Speaker 4: is wild to me they did not capitalize and do
- 1:26:11Speaker 4: a power Line album just like eight songs even CD
- 1:26:15Speaker 4: out in stores. So I think it's just a five
- 1:26:21Speaker 4: out of ten. Like I, I'm sorry. I wish I
- 1:26:24Speaker 4: had more nostalgia for it, but I don't know.
- 1:26:29Speaker 1: That's where I'm at ali uh rhea.
- 1:26:33Speaker 5: So I I was really frustrated again by the ending,
- 1:26:37Speaker 5: like I had my sidebar and then I just said
- 1:26:40Speaker 5: they ruined it with misogyny, which I don't really even
- 1:26:42Speaker 5: remember what that was referring to, but I was just
- 1:26:44Speaker 5: like wow, and then that was it. Like it felt
- 1:26:48Speaker 5: like there I was just missing an ending and I
- 1:26:56Speaker 5: have no nostalgia goggles for this. I did want watch
- 1:27:00Speaker 5: goof Troop a bit when it was on TV, because
- 1:27:04Speaker 5: I think it was right after Bonkers and before Darkning
- 1:27:07Speaker 5: Duck and so like it was just kind of part
- 1:27:11Speaker 5: of that.
- 1:27:14Speaker 1: But I would give a cheetah or something.
- 1:27:16Speaker 5: I would give this like a solid ten out of
- 1:27:19Speaker 5: fifty states.
- 1:27:23Speaker 2: Yeah, I completely fucking forgot about bonkers until you just
- 1:27:26Speaker 2: said that.
- 1:27:27Speaker 4: Google that.
- 1:27:27Speaker 1: Wow, that's crazy deep cut. Yeah, hm, I'm speaking of
- 1:27:35Speaker 1: Oh yeah, acab, wow.
- 1:27:40Speaker 4: Bonker, all cops wow, bonkers included wow.
- 1:27:44Speaker 1: Oh no, like were they bad patrol?
- 1:27:48Speaker 4: Paw patrol bonkers a cab?
- 1:27:51Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck the police. I can't even one good cop. RoboCop.
- 1:28:00Speaker 2: I've never seen it, but I think he's a bad cop,
- 1:28:01Speaker 2: isn't he?
- 1:28:02Speaker 1: No, he just like he gets fucked over and then
- 1:28:04Speaker 1: he takes matters into his own hands a little bit
- 1:28:06Speaker 1: and uses a little bit extreme But yeah, yeah, I
- 1:28:14Speaker 1: can't name a good cop. Damn it is Batman a cop?
- 1:28:17Speaker 2: No detective.
- 1:28:18Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know that I would get this movie
- 1:28:21Speaker 1: out of like ten being like like the best thing
- 1:28:25Speaker 1: ever and one being you get the idea. I would
- 1:28:29Speaker 1: probably say back in the day, this was like an
- 1:28:32Speaker 1: eight nine ten, Like, depending on my mood, it was
- 1:28:34Speaker 1: definitely B plus or above. When I rewatch it as
- 1:28:39Speaker 1: a person, even with nostalgia goggles, I'm like, oh, like
- 1:28:41Speaker 1: that pitch is kind of annoying. That asshole, you know,
- 1:28:43Speaker 1: like that kind of thing. And but I do like
- 1:28:47Speaker 1: the transition of relating more with Max as a kid
- 1:28:52Speaker 1: and then goofy now as an adult, so that's kind
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: of a sweet thing. But anyways, long story short, I
- 1:28:56Speaker 1: probably give it like a six seven eight. The power
- 1:29:01Speaker 1: line makes it closer to an eight because it's like
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: so fucking amazing, But I can't say that it's below a.
- 1:29:07Speaker 8: C or a D.
- 1:29:08Speaker 2: If I was a kid, I probably would given this
- 1:29:09Speaker 2: a nine. But as an adult, yeah, probably give around
- 1:29:12Speaker 2: like a six or seven.
- 1:29:13Speaker 1: Probably do we want statehood for Puerto Rico?
- 1:29:16Speaker 2: A lot of them don't. Yeah, I was watching I
- 1:29:18Speaker 2: was listening to this NPR thing or not, Yeah, NPR
- 1:29:21Speaker 2: these interviews because long story short, they're like we're gonna
- 1:29:25Speaker 2: get sucked over.
- 1:29:26Speaker 1: So it's like it's great, like it's really statehood for
- 1:29:29Speaker 1: Puerto Rico and Washington, d C. If that's what like,
- 1:29:32Speaker 1: that's what needs to happen. But then if that happens,
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: since that would make it what we need both then
- 1:29:37Speaker 1: because that we need to even number.
- 1:29:42Speaker 2: It's on the agenda.
- 1:29:45Speaker 1: Anyway, long story short, if we do have that happened,
- 1:29:49Speaker 1: we should redesign the American flag because just adding two
- 1:29:51Speaker 1: stars will make it so uneven. So I think we
- 1:29:54Speaker 1: just needed a new American flag anyways. Okay, so let's
- 1:29:56Speaker 1: do uh do you know it? Do? Do you know what? Do?
- 1:30:01Speaker 1: Do you know what?
- 1:30:02Speaker 2: Quiz?
- 1:30:05Speaker 1: Okay, but it's do you know it? Disney Jeff edition. Okay, yeah,
- 1:30:10Speaker 1: this it's a Disney movie. All right. I can't see
- 1:30:12Speaker 1: Ali at the moment. There we go, Thank you computer. Okay,
- 1:30:15Speaker 1: so is everyone ready?
- 1:30:16Speaker 7: Hey?
- 1:30:17Speaker 1: Number one and this is gonna get gross in my opinion,
- 1:30:22Speaker 1: what would be the sexiest cartoon sexual situation? One getting
- 1:30:29Speaker 1: Pride fucked by adult Zimba Scar Mufassa, Timone and Poomba
- 1:30:33Speaker 1: b Chip fucking me Chipmunk style while Dale spits my
- 1:30:38Speaker 1: wore mouth see Raw ducking with Dark Queen Duck Yeah?
- 1:30:46Speaker 8: Or four?
- 1:30:48Speaker 1: Or d joining the Mile High Club on magic Carpet
- 1:30:52Speaker 1: with Aladdin.
- 1:30:53Speaker 4: Oh dang, but this and this is what you would want?
- 1:30:58Speaker 1: Yeah, this is Jeff. Do you have to as you're
- 1:31:01Speaker 1: reviewing the options, you need to imagine Dale's spitting in
- 1:31:05Speaker 1: my whoremouth?
- 1:31:05Speaker 2: Yeah? I was actually gonna pick Sea before you said that.
- 1:31:08Speaker 4: I like, uh, I like the like, the the double
- 1:31:13Speaker 4: a like meaning of pride. Yeah, yeah, Uh, it's either
- 1:31:19Speaker 4: A or D. I'm gonna go with D Magic Carpet.
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: And then Ria, do I want a gang bang, a
- 1:31:30Speaker 1: little slut shaming U, raw dogging and cream pied or
- 1:31:35Speaker 1: just Mile High Club?
- 1:31:36Speaker 5: Mmm, I'm gonna go with Chippendale.
- 1:31:43Speaker 1: Chippendale And then Andy said, what again?
- 1:31:46Speaker 2: See is that the dale is raw ducky, I'll go one.
- 1:31:50Speaker 1: Okay, Ali got got it right. It would be magic
- 1:31:54Speaker 1: well because like I do have boundaries because all the
- 1:31:56Speaker 1: other ones are animal cartoons. So it's like like wow,
- 1:32:02Speaker 1: like I appreciate the Ali thinks that I would actually
- 1:32:04Speaker 1: have some of the human. That's good, Okay. Plus the
- 1:32:08Speaker 1: carpet number two, you know I'll get carpet burn. Okay,
- 1:32:13Speaker 1: So try to guess my fuck Mary kill. So do
- 1:32:16Speaker 1: we all know that game? Fucking Mary Kill?
- 1:32:18Speaker 2: Okay?
- 1:32:18Speaker 1: So the first option is guessed On from Beauty and
- 1:32:22Speaker 1: the Beast, The second option is Buzz light Ear from
- 1:32:25Speaker 1: Toy Story, and the third option is Genie from Aladdin. Okay,
- 1:32:29Speaker 1: I think I know this, Okay, so I'm gonna write
- 1:32:32Speaker 1: that down.
- 1:32:32Speaker 4: So Ali, you're gonna kill Buzz, You're gonna fuck gust On,
- 1:32:37Speaker 4: and you're gonna marry Jeanie.
- 1:32:43Speaker 2: Okay, Andy, Uh, I'm gonna the same one, but I'm
- 1:32:47Speaker 2: switching Genie and guests. No, no, wait, hold on, Yeah,
- 1:32:51Speaker 2: I'm gonna switch guesst On and Genie because I always
- 1:32:57Speaker 2: get these wrong. So I'm gonna go kind of one
- 1:32:58Speaker 2: that I'm not expecting.
- 1:32:59Speaker 1: Okay, I'm I'm not going to write it down because
- 1:33:00Speaker 1: I'm already confused. So if you all just make sure
- 1:33:03Speaker 1: you remember yours, okay, Rhea.
- 1:33:06Speaker 5: I'm gonna do the same as Ali, And I feel
- 1:33:09Speaker 5: like Ali jumped out and said it first and that
- 1:33:11Speaker 5: she could be like, yeah, I said it first and
- 1:33:14Speaker 5: you'll caught me.
- 1:33:16Speaker 1: I love that. Okay, So whoever's the closest, but you
- 1:33:19Speaker 1: all will have to do it, okay. So I would
- 1:33:22Speaker 1: marry Guston hey, all right, Yeah, because he's very like,
- 1:33:27Speaker 1: he'd be very protective of me, and I appreciate he
- 1:33:30Speaker 1: has a lot of flaws. Don't get me wrong. He
- 1:33:32Speaker 1: did like kidnap anybody in the movie.
- 1:33:33Speaker 5: But okay, what he has smelly feet, I can't handle that.
- 1:33:38Speaker 11: Gust On has, oh brain, and you gotta think about
- 1:33:40Speaker 11: your egg budget. I would fuck Buzz Lightyear. He just
- 1:33:48Speaker 11: needs a good fucking and I need to teach him
- 1:33:50Speaker 11: what reality is. And then I would kill the.
- 1:33:54Speaker 1: Genie because I love the genie, don't get me wrong,
- 1:33:57Speaker 1: But there's just a lot going on there, like he's
- 1:33:59Speaker 1: a little bit unch.
- 1:34:00Speaker 4: So that's so.
- 1:34:01Speaker 1: Who was the closest I think I was?
- 1:34:03Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, and he'd probably be the first person ever
- 1:34:06Speaker 2: kill a genie. I would be, I think.
- 1:34:09Speaker 1: So I don't know, Jafar doesn't Giffard try to do it.
- 1:34:12Speaker 2: I don't think he actually succeeds that. Okay, Okay.
- 1:34:15Speaker 1: Number three, during my appointment with my shrink, what was
- 1:34:19Speaker 1: not mentioned by me? I should really take my mental
- 1:34:25Speaker 1: health journey seriously? Okay? Was did I not mention nachos, Guscus,
- 1:34:34Speaker 1: dinosaurs or time travel? I'm gonna guess dinosaurs.
- 1:34:39Speaker 2: I was thinking, Gus Gus.
- 1:34:43Speaker 1: Ria did I mention? Did I not mention nachos? Guscus,
- 1:34:48Speaker 1: dinosaurs or time travel?
- 1:34:49Speaker 5: Nachos?
- 1:34:53Speaker 1: All right, team, we are tied up. Nachos did not
- 1:34:56Speaker 1: come up, the time travel and dinosaurs did. But Guss
- 1:35:00Speaker 1: that makes sense because Gus Gus is like always there, And.
- 1:35:02Speaker 2: I say, I thought, like, guess, Gus, You're like, I'm
- 1:35:05Speaker 2: good on that section, so I don't need to talk
- 1:35:06Speaker 2: about Guscus. Oh God.
- 1:35:09Speaker 1: I went to a work event and a winery like
- 1:35:11Speaker 1: a week or so ago, and I went up to
- 1:35:12Speaker 1: like a stranger and I was like, you want see
- 1:35:13Speaker 1: pictures of my dog? And then she was like yeah,
- 1:35:16Speaker 1: and I was like, she's like, you want to see
- 1:35:17Speaker 1: pictures of mine? I was like, I don't want to
- 1:35:18Speaker 1: see pictures of your kids because I don't like look
- 1:35:21Speaker 1: at pictures of people's kids. Because what am I supposed
- 1:35:24Speaker 1: to say, like, Oh, they're so cute blah blah blah,
- 1:35:26Speaker 1: send me a picture of them?
- 1:35:27Speaker 9: Like what?
- 1:35:27Speaker 11: Like?
- 1:35:31Speaker 1: Okay, So this one's more of a joke once. I
- 1:35:35Speaker 1: don't know how we're going to do it, but let's see.
- 1:35:37Speaker 1: So this one's more of a of a who sang it?
- 1:35:41Speaker 1: Disney or Cardi b Okay, So whoever wants to say
- 1:35:47Speaker 1: their name will be who they call in you know, okay,
- 1:35:51Speaker 1: but you have to wait until I'm done with the lyrics. Okay,
- 1:35:55Speaker 1: and then you say Andy, if you're Andy, Ali, if
- 1:35:59Speaker 1: you're Ali, or if you're Okay, A whole new world,
- 1:36:04Speaker 1: a fantastic point of view, it's Disney.
- 1:36:08Speaker 2: Yep.
- 1:36:11Speaker 1: Okay. Next one, I let him taste it and now
- 1:36:15Speaker 1: he diabetic. I don't want to spit. I want to gould.
- 1:36:19Speaker 1: I want a gag. I want to choke Rea.
- 1:36:23Speaker 4: Ria should be disqualified for interrupting.
- 1:36:27Speaker 1: Okay, so Ali got it? Okay, number three, I know
- 1:36:33Speaker 1: that makes sense. I put an a down, so it
- 1:36:34Speaker 1: could be either one of you. We bail. The last
- 1:36:37Speaker 1: one counts the most. Okay, tail is all as time
- 1:36:40Speaker 1: true as it could be barely even friends. Then somebody
- 1:36:43Speaker 1: bends unexpectedly. That one could be Riah, go ahead, you
- 1:36:50Speaker 1: got it. Okay number four. If I had a dick,
- 1:36:55Speaker 1: you'd probably look at like a valdipop CARDI b al,
- 1:36:59Speaker 1: go ahead, killing it? Alkay, Next one up where they
- 1:37:08Speaker 1: walk up, where they run up, where they stay all
- 1:37:10Speaker 1: day in the sun. You guys are taking a way
- 1:37:13Speaker 1: too Okay, I'm just kidding, disy. Everyone's getting him right. Okay,
- 1:37:21Speaker 1: we have a few more in the chain, in the
- 1:37:24Speaker 1: food in the food chain, I'm the one that eat
- 1:37:27Speaker 1: you if you eat my ass. He's a bottom feeda.
- 1:37:32Speaker 1: I think judges, I think I heard Ria first. Yeah,
- 1:37:40Speaker 1: thank yeah, totally makes sense. You've got a friend in me.
- 1:37:46Speaker 1: If you got troubles, I got him too. There's no
- 1:37:49Speaker 1: there isn't anything I wouldn't do for you, Disney, and
- 1:37:54Speaker 1: he's killing it. Okay. Last one, this could be This
- 1:37:58Speaker 1: could be either one. This is little tricky, A little tricky. Okay,
- 1:38:02Speaker 1: put this pissy pussy, Put this pussy right on your face,
- 1:38:06Speaker 1: swipe your nose like a credit card CARDI b I
- 1:38:11Speaker 1: think yeah, Ali won that one, all right, fun, fun fun.
- 1:38:16Speaker 1: So the total going into the last round is Ali
- 1:38:18Speaker 1: at two, Ria at one, and Andy at one. The
- 1:38:21Speaker 1: last round is worth sixteen points, or it could be
- 1:38:23Speaker 1: just worth two, but sixteen points is better. Okay, I
- 1:38:30Speaker 1: haven't read this. Okay, why do I think Donald Duck
- 1:38:33Speaker 1: does not wear pants? The options are he's spilled quack
- 1:38:38Speaker 1: a mole on him. He wanted to try something new
- 1:38:45Speaker 1: and wing it.
- 1:38:48Speaker 4: All right.
- 1:38:49Speaker 1: He crapped himself and it was smelling rather foul. He's
- 1:38:56Speaker 1: not a wattle citizen.
- 1:38:58Speaker 2: I don't get that one. Quacamole.
- 1:39:03Speaker 1: Oh model, I'm going through a sidebar. I'm going through
- 1:39:09Speaker 1: a Duck phase of jokes. And I was approached by
- 1:39:14Speaker 1: UH and I was approached. I went to Jeremy's work
- 1:39:16Speaker 1: and I was chit chatting with his new employee. Get
- 1:39:18Speaker 1: telling him duck jokes. And the guy was like, why
- 1:39:20Speaker 1: are you telling duck jokes only? And I was like,
- 1:39:23Speaker 1: but I need to get through all the duck jokes.
- 1:39:26Speaker 1: Then I move on to like draft jokes. If I
- 1:39:29Speaker 1: go duck joke, draft joke, possum joke. When they go
- 1:39:34Speaker 1: back to duck jokes, that's two.
- 1:39:35Speaker 2: Yeah, chaos. I was not prepared for quack a mole.
- 1:39:41Speaker 1: So Andy did quack a moley Yale.
- 1:39:44Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with the soiled himself one because it's
- 1:39:46Speaker 4: on brand, thank you.
- 1:39:49Speaker 1: I do have a brand of all right, Ria, what was.
- 1:39:55Speaker 2: Well?
- 1:39:55Speaker 1: C was? So it was quack a mole winging it,
- 1:40:00Speaker 1: smelling foul after crapping themselves and not being a wattle citizen.
- 1:40:08Speaker 5: I mean I usually shitting. Usually shitting is where your
- 1:40:13Speaker 5: brain goes.
- 1:40:16Speaker 1: That's so true. Okay, So the winning one is he
- 1:40:20Speaker 1: wanted to try something new and he winged it. So
- 1:40:25Speaker 1: I guess, oh, Ali, Ali, I guess once the tiebreakers
- 1:40:29Speaker 1: Alie one grass speech speech speech, that's it? Okay?
- 1:40:36Speaker 5: Uh?
- 1:40:36Speaker 1: Were we going to do impersonations?
- 1:40:40Speaker 2: We all try to do our best goofy really quick.
- 1:40:42Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:40:43Speaker 2: Our very first episode we did imperfect impressions something like that, right,
- 1:40:47Speaker 2: that's what it was. Imperfect impression.
- 1:40:50Speaker 4: Impress Yeah, impressive impressions.
- 1:40:52Speaker 2: May impressive impression. Yeah, stop doing that because Ali was
- 1:40:58Speaker 2: the one that could do it.
- 1:41:00Speaker 1: My memory serves me that I was pretty cure.
- 1:41:02Speaker 2: You were pretty good. My favorite thing is like, I
- 1:41:04Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know, so i'll do mine really quick.
- 1:41:10Speaker 2: Hold on, he does something else too.
- 1:41:13Speaker 1: Hey, it's pretty good. That's pretty good. Who wants to
- 1:41:17Speaker 1: go next?
- 1:41:20Speaker 5: Go ahead, Allan, we all know you're gonna I don't know.
- 1:41:24Speaker 4: I personally like Goofy's version of wake me up. If
- 1:41:30Speaker 4: I have an essence, let's do it. Have you have
- 1:41:33Speaker 4: you heard that before? No, no, there's a video online
- 1:41:38Speaker 4: of him saying somebody did it, but it's wake me up,
- 1:41:42Speaker 4: wake me up, and so.
- 1:41:45Speaker 2: Clive, that's really good too.
- 1:41:51Speaker 1: Yeah, that's very specific. I can't do any impression like
- 1:41:56Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to do like the one of him,
- 1:41:58Speaker 1: like explosion and then him or whatever. Yeah, let's try it. Wait,
- 1:42:02Speaker 1: I need you an explosion first. That's I can't. I
- 1:42:10Speaker 1: can't do it, okay, Ria, I just wanted to hear
- 1:42:21Speaker 1: I want that.
- 1:42:22Speaker 2: That's so I wish you could see her do it,
- 1:42:25Speaker 2: her whole body moved.
- 1:42:27Speaker 1: That's how voice acting works. I think all three of
- 1:42:31Speaker 1: you you medaled, like the Olympics is going on. All
- 1:42:34Speaker 1: three of you medals. I think. I think Andy probably
- 1:42:38Speaker 1: got bronze, and then Rhea I think got silver, which
- 1:42:45Speaker 1: is not bad, not bad bad, But Simone biles of
- 1:42:49Speaker 1: impressions over here got gold.
- 1:42:51Speaker 2: So you know, I just want to say I could
- 1:42:53Speaker 2: do that too, if I was insanely talented, worked really
- 1:42:56Speaker 2: hard and dedicated my life to that.
- 1:42:59Speaker 1: Wait Simon by Miles or imitating both both or evenly talented.
- 1:43:07Speaker 1: I love it so much. Does anybody have any other
- 1:43:10Speaker 1: final thoughts about Goofy Movie? One hundred episode that that
- 1:43:13Speaker 1: kind of jam.
- 1:43:14Speaker 4: I feel like we covered like all of our nostalgia
- 1:43:16Speaker 4: things about our milestones on the ninetieth episode, So I
- 1:43:19Speaker 4: guess if you didn't listen, yeah, re listen to that
- 1:43:21Speaker 4: show that one and yeah, I don't think I want
- 1:43:25Speaker 4: to talk more about Goofy Movie now.
- 1:43:27Speaker 1: I'm kind of over it. Anyways. Does anyone have anything
- 1:43:31Speaker 1: they want to like promote or be like, hey, check
- 1:43:33Speaker 1: the shit out, like it's dope.
- 1:43:36Speaker 2: Uh, you can still buy Gabe and Time or whatever,
- 1:43:40Speaker 2: it's the children's book I wrote with Gabe, But some
- 1:43:42Speaker 2: of the pages are kind of dark, especially the fucking
- 1:43:45Speaker 2: was it Penn State the Shooting sixties? Yeah, that page
- 1:43:49Speaker 2: is a little dark, but it's for sale. And then
- 1:43:51Speaker 2: also Gabe is one of my best friends from growing up,
- 1:43:56Speaker 2: and I crop his pictures into all these history fucking
- 1:44:00Speaker 2: or pictures, and I put it in a children's book
- 1:44:03Speaker 2: and to make it rhyme, Like, there's one part where
- 1:44:05Speaker 2: it says, surely something, we can't go much further without
- 1:44:09Speaker 2: Gabe stopping in time to kill the furor and picture
- 1:44:12Speaker 2: of him and Hitler that type of stuff.
- 1:44:13Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I wish that he did, or I wish
- 1:44:15Speaker 1: he could still do it because time travel.
- 1:44:17Speaker 2: Yeah. And also Andy's Murder Radio is out. Check that out.
- 1:44:20Speaker 2: It's fun.
- 1:44:21Speaker 1: Where do they find that out?
- 1:44:22Speaker 2: Spotify, YouTube, anywhere you get podcasts. The first episode's pretty bad.
- 1:44:26Speaker 2: I smoked weed before I did it, and I don't
- 1:44:28Speaker 2: smoke weed very often, so it's awful. Don't listen to
- 1:44:30Speaker 2: the first one, but the other ones are open.
- 1:44:31Speaker 1: I listened to him, and I listened to my lunch
- 1:44:34Speaker 1: or while like I'm eating and at work, and it's
- 1:44:37Speaker 1: very disturbing to listen to in your office if your
- 1:44:40Speaker 1: door's open.
- 1:44:40Speaker 2: Yeah, but I thought it was.
- 1:44:42Speaker 1: Really you're doing great at it, like everyone loves murderers
- 1:44:44Speaker 1: and stuff. Yeah, uh Ria, what's going on with you?
- 1:44:49Speaker 5: Nothing?
- 1:44:52Speaker 1: Well, I no, not nothing. The potato cakes for back
- 1:44:56Speaker 1: to Arby.
- 1:44:56Speaker 5: Oh that is true.
- 1:44:57Speaker 1: That is true, chefs, not nothing.
- 1:45:01Speaker 5: My best friend got me the coolest potato cake amber necklace,
- 1:45:07Speaker 5: and I'm super excited for it.
- 1:45:09Speaker 1: I'm so excited to give it to you. It's so
- 1:45:11Speaker 1: did you show Ali? Yes, m hmm, it's so beautiful.
- 1:45:16Speaker 1: So it's beautiful, Allie. What's going on with you? A lot?
- 1:45:23Speaker 4: Just everything you heard before. I'm on Instagram at ellij
- 1:45:27Speaker 4: is gay and you keep up there.
- 1:45:29Speaker 1: Yeah, follow her because there are some interesting shenanigans that
- 1:45:34Speaker 1: you're getting into on your future projects you're working on.
- 1:45:39Speaker 1: I'm excited to see.
- 1:45:40Speaker 3: So.
- 1:45:41Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a little, a little Eastrings with people. I
- 1:45:44Speaker 1: don't have anything going on besides Guscus at Instagram. On
- 1:45:47Speaker 1: Instagram at Guska sunderscore the dog. It's my dog like
- 1:45:50Speaker 1: looking like like fucked up looking, and you know when
- 1:45:55Speaker 1: his same. Okay, until next time, I'm Jeff.
- 1:45:58Speaker 2: I'm Andy colvid Ellie and I'm React Oh Bye.
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