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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Time for Paint's predictions, Peyton, what's the vibe for horoscopes today?
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  Speaker 2: I am letting you know how your zodiac sign acts
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  Speaker 2: when you are getting hit on. Also, if it's your
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  Speaker 2: birthday today, you are a Gemini and you share a
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  Speaker 2: birthday with Tyreek Withers, Juju Watkins, Damian Lillard, and Forrest
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  Speaker 2: whit occur. We're in Gemini season though, no, we are
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  Speaker 2: in cancer season.
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  Speaker 1: Can you say, if it's your birthday today, you're a Gemini.
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  Speaker 2: If you's your birthday today, you're a cancer? O?
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  Speaker 1: Catch well, because I see there's a Geminier. Okay, well
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  Speaker 1: let's say hello Nicole, Hello, good morning, Nicole.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a Gemini. Okay, so, Geminis, we just made our
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  Speaker 2: way out of your season. But your brain starts vibrating
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  Speaker 2: a mile a minute the second that you start getting
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  Speaker 2: hit on, you accidentally kind of glitch out from pure excitement.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna launch into this chaotic, rapid fire kind of
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  Speaker 2: story about your childhood, hit them with five jokes in
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  Speaker 2: a row and lead them totally fascinated and slightly out
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  Speaker 2: of breath. My geminis, if you're getting hit on, ninety
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  Speaker 2: nine percent chancer taking that person home. Yeah you tell
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  Speaker 2: no Lass.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Nicole, thanks for calling in. Thanks bye, Hi
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  Speaker 1: don Ye what's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? So for my Aquarius, when you guys are getting
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  Speaker 2: hit on, you totally detached from the romantic simulation and
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  Speaker 2: make it delightfully weird. Instead of hitting them back with
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  Speaker 2: like a normal line, you're gonna look them dead in
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  Speaker 2: the eye, lecture them on like alien bunker layouts or
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  Speaker 2: vintage fastest history, and then you're gonna love them and
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  Speaker 2: they're gonna love you vintage fashion history.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you're you're just like you when you get
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  Speaker 2: hit on, you just like act a weird and they
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  Speaker 2: love you anyway. Yeah, I'm kind of weird.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great day, don Thank you. How about Kyle?
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  Speaker 1: How about libras?
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  Speaker 2: Kyle? When you get hit on for my labor as,
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  Speaker 2: you guys enter like this hilarious psychological crisis because your
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  Speaker 2: people pleasing heart cannot handle pressure. You're gonna flash your
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  Speaker 2: most beautiful smile and violently agree with everything that they say. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 2: you're panicking inside whether you look cute from your ankle
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  Speaker 2: or not.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know if I agree? I oh no, no,
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  Speaker 1: tell me more. How about rich for you?
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  Speaker 2: When you get hit on, you are so heavily disassociated
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  Speaker 2: in like this slow motion that you completely miss the
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  Speaker 2: fact that you're actually getting hit on. You're gonna kind
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  Speaker 2: of flash them a smile and melt into a puddle
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  Speaker 2: of giggles and then turn around and wave like they're
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  Speaker 2: one of your friends, and they're kind of just looking
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  Speaker 2: at you, like did this just happen? That might make
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  Speaker 2: sense because when you first started this on my own,
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  Speaker 2: think I've ever been hit on? Yeah, you have fits
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  Speaker 2: on you every single Day's true?
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's true. She's good.
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  Speaker 2: She's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: How about for you for.
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  Speaker 2: Leo's Yeah, us Leo's, when we get hit on, we
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  Speaker 2: treat their attention like it's this completely mandatory standing ovation
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  Speaker 2: for our main character energy. We're gonna kind of toss
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  Speaker 2: our hair back, absorb their adoration, kind of like a
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  Speaker 2: flower soaking up the sunshine, and we kind of just
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  Speaker 2: act like we want a prize for them even getting
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  Speaker 2: to speak to us.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, how about Virgos.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay, Your cold, judging eyes immediately turn most people away,
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  Speaker 2: but you do look super cute when you lean in
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  Speaker 2: and kind of give them that attention, but mentally you
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  Speaker 2: are giving them a savage performance review on their eye contact,
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  Speaker 2: posture and text tone, which is why you really.
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  Speaker 1: Don't belave in posting very nice, I agree with all
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  Speaker 1: of it. Okay, if we missed your sign there, I'll
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  Speaker 1: post it on our website, Johnjaydrich dot com