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Episode 46: Strength & Honour · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Tom, I don't know what to do this week? Am
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  Speaker 1: I going to do? Like a good intro or a
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  Speaker 1: bad intro? I feel last week I had like a
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  Speaker 1: very prompt, proper intro. What do you think?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not into it? I know I like the did
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  Speaker 2: we just meet the lads in the middle of doing
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  Speaker 2: the dishes? Do we meet the lads? It is something
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  Speaker 2: as they fallen out. They are they great friend. What
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  Speaker 2: I'd like people to keep them on their toes, you know,
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  Speaker 2: the kind of way just just not let's not go
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  Speaker 2: wild and start every week with all these you know,
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  Speaker 2: we're not you're not being dictated to buy the mill
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  Speaker 2: and Jerry.
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  Speaker 1: We're not faugh. I feel, either by accident or by design,
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  Speaker 1: we've done that. We've accomplished that with this intro.
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  Speaker 2: What the thanks?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, by the way, hey everybody, how's it going.
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  Speaker 2: She's so high.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't see you there. Yes, you're very welcome along
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  Speaker 1: to the Tom and Jerry Show. I'm Jerry McBride. That's Tom.
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  Speaker 1: O'many Yeah, that's about as Yeah, that's about Its good.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to get around here, people, It's not going
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  Speaker 2: to be any more professional. So first some on board
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  Speaker 2: you're going, what is happening? I was looking for a
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  Speaker 2: cartoon cat and Mouse, and now I've ended up here.
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  Speaker 2: But we can only apologize hang out for a while.
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  Speaker 2: It's good, crag, do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Like?
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  Speaker 2: It won't cost you much really, like other than maybe
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  Speaker 2: an hour in your life. But other than that, we
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  Speaker 2: do stick between the lines of insanity and dason crack.
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  Speaker 2: How are you keeping anyway? All right?
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  Speaker 1: I'm all right, Tom, Yeah, I'm okay. Like I'm finding
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  Speaker 1: the transition from February into March pleasing, you know. I'm
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  Speaker 1: finding the stretch of your mornings. I'm finding the stretch
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  Speaker 1: of your morning. It's a lot nicer. I'm finding, like
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  Speaker 1: the extra sunshine. It's a little bit warm up. That
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  Speaker 1: February was a bastard, no harm to her. Yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: don't talk about the weather on the Tom and Jerry Show,
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  Speaker 1: but god damn, well, it's just a little bit nicer.
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  Speaker 2: I'm I have an interesting fact fact every right in
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  Speaker 2: everybody's souls in Ireland.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, and one of us does Tom go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: With between now and October the sun will not set
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  Speaker 2: inside six o'clock?
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  Speaker 1: Nice? Do you know that?
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  Speaker 2: Nice to know? Just now? I can't guarantee any sort
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  Speaker 2: of but that's just an absolute fact. There's nothing else
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  Speaker 2: I can tell you a factual relevance to do with
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  Speaker 2: the weather that I.
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  Speaker 1: Play another one, Tom, I could come a day between
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  Speaker 1: now in October when you look out in the sky
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  Speaker 1: and you see two sons.
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  Speaker 2: What's going on? It's the stealiens again? Is it?
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  Speaker 1: With the state of geopolitical turmoil on this world?
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  Speaker 2: I thought I told you never to ever mention geopolitical
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  Speaker 2: turmoil to me. I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: I don't mention any war. Well, we won't do that.
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  Speaker 1: There's enough podcast with that. That's the kind of podcast
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  Speaker 1: you want, folks. Best luck to You're not going to
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  Speaker 1: find it here. But what you will find here is
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  Speaker 1: random cracking bits and pieces with myself and that man
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  Speaker 1: over there, Tom the barrow Maney. We're gonna launch into
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  Speaker 1: this week's show because we've got a whole bunch of
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  Speaker 1: stuff to chat about this week. I dare say every
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  Speaker 1: now and then, like you know, me and tomill say
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  Speaker 1: do a right bit up the front because you've got
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  Speaker 1: a weak material.
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  Speaker 2: As to be fair, I don't have I don't know
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  Speaker 2: how interested people would be to find out that yes,
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  Speaker 2: I was gigging at the weekend. What else is new?
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  Speaker 2: And tickets are selling well that what else is That's
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  Speaker 2: great news? Actually I'm not being flipping with that, but
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  Speaker 2: also just cutting some timbers the weekend. And there's nothing
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  Speaker 2: really I can tell you about that. Chainsaws smell nice.
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  Speaker 2: That's it. That's all I got.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm out here staring at the at the at
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  Speaker 1: the blue sky, so I got nothing fire. But I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you what we do have fire, folks. We have
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  Speaker 1: a segment to kick this show off every single week,
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  Speaker 1: and it takes a look at the big news of
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  Speaker 1: the week, you know what I mean. It takes a
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: look at what was the big happening in this goddamn
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  Speaker 1: given calendar a week and we call it the weekly
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  Speaker 1: what have you. This is a very complicated case, mad
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  Speaker 1: you know, a lot of what have you and a
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  Speaker 1: lot of strands to keep in my head.
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  Speaker 3: Man, Oh mind, Jesus, and again we are people can't
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  Speaker 3: can't come at us for not being current at the
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  Speaker 3: very least current, Raisin or Sultana, whatever you're supposed to be.
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  Speaker 2: What Jesus, we're fairly again.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's all making, it's all going into the pudd
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  Speaker 1: and Tom, I'm gonna tell you that much now. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: we are coming at your heart well, but the time
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  Speaker 1: you listen to it on tours to you know, it'll
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  Speaker 1: be old news and you won't care if you care
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  Speaker 1: to begin with. But the Oscars were on last night, Tom,
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  Speaker 1: the twenty twenty five Academy Awards in La La Land
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  Speaker 1: in Hollywood, and there is a swede of film with
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  Speaker 1: that wind and lost.
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  Speaker 2: Can I just stop you there?
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  Speaker 1: Hit me?
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  Speaker 2: Is that what La La lad? That fucking movie? Is that?
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  Speaker 1: What? La La Land? Was? La La Land? Hollywood?
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  Speaker 2: Is that what that movie?
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  Speaker 1: What is?
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  Speaker 2: Title was referred to to the.
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  Speaker 1: City Los Angeles? City of Los Angeles?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, sorry, I just I didn't. I watched the trailer
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  Speaker 2: nearly puked all over my phone and then thought, well,
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  Speaker 2: of course it's Lala Land because I just thought, you know,
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  Speaker 2: you're in laalaland I just I just left it there
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  Speaker 2: in my brain. I didn't try and go anywhere further.
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  Speaker 1: Tom, You are in Los Angeles, right, Los Angeles, La
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  Speaker 1: La La Land?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god. I didn't need that information, and none
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  Speaker 2: of the people listening needed that information. But I'm glad
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  Speaker 2: you brought it. Okay, sorry, I say, I caught across
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  Speaker 2: you there, but I had to stop. Jesus Christ, Tom,
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  Speaker 2: I see, I just thought it was a ship movie.
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  Speaker 2: Wouldn't even shit her name, but at least it's got
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  Speaker 2: a name that you know.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm going to tell you, Tom, You're you're leading,
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  Speaker 1: You're leading us into what we're going to talk about
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  Speaker 1: the Oscar because like, if you want to know who
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  Speaker 1: won and lost, I'm sure you can call that up.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. You don't need us for. But what
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  Speaker 1: me and Tom noticed was, I haven't seen any of
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  Speaker 1: these films. Tom, I haven't seen not one of these
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  Speaker 1: films that have that one. And that's unusual for me.
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  Speaker 1: I think this is the first year that I can
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  Speaker 1: put my hand up and say, not a one have
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  Speaker 1: I seen? And I dare say, you're not far behind
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  Speaker 1: me either.
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  Speaker 2: You're you're the movie guy between the two us. So
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  Speaker 2: that's what you need to say. But I watched the
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  Speaker 2: Oscars in the same way I would watch Milan Fashion
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  Speaker 2: Week in the In other words, why is somebody dressed
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  Speaker 2: as a horse? What I don't understand what's happening is that, well,
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  Speaker 2: this is the new thing from Juju Pumbum out of Japan,
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  Speaker 2: and the same thing with the movies they're going But
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  Speaker 2: it was such an incredibly moving piece. And of course
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  Speaker 2: you know we're going to the oscar to the set
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  Speaker 2: designer on this one. For the way she moved that
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  Speaker 2: packet of cigarettes in the background. There was just immense
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  Speaker 2: and then some brit gets up and balls and cries
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  Speaker 2: and talks for twenty five minutes of the most mine
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  Speaker 2: on me. Punch yourself in the nuts level. The only
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  Speaker 2: the only reason I would go and watch it would
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  Speaker 2: be for Connan O'Brien. That would be the only thing
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  Speaker 2: dropping thing. They would friend of the pod cast, friends
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  Speaker 2: of the podcast. But like, did that happen? Do I
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  Speaker 2: need to know? I don't know. Adam Sander went run
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  Speaker 2: around with his hoodie.
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  Speaker 1: Up and nobody, nobody got slapped in the face, which
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  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, I woke a few people up
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  Speaker 1: there a couple of years ago when Chris Rock got
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  Speaker 1: slapped in the face. I will tell you one thing, Tom,
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  Speaker 1: I too have not watched The Officers. And you say
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  Speaker 1: I'm the movie gay. I'm a lapsed movie gay. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm going to tell you. There was a time
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  Speaker 1: when I, twenty years ago would have went to the
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  Speaker 1: cinema twice a week.
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  Speaker 2: I remember it. I remember you tell that you had
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  Speaker 2: a free movie.
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  Speaker 1: You were down around the place.
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  Speaker 2: You had every movie down Jesus Christ and and and.
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  Speaker 1: As years have gone by, Tom, that's what we're going
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  Speaker 1: to talk about right now. As years have gone by,
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  Speaker 1: the two of us are are now married, happily married,
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  Speaker 1: not to each other. But what alb if we were, No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: that's more of it. We have children, not with each other,
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  Speaker 1: but if we were, and god damn it, movies. Going
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  Speaker 1: to the movies isn't cheap. I think here, you asked you, Tom,
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  Speaker 1: where's your nearest cinema? And I can just dodge up
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  Speaker 1: to the Odian and Blanche here now. But for you
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  Speaker 1: to leave your house and drive to a cinema, how
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  Speaker 1: long will it take you?
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  Speaker 2: Twenty five minutes?
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  Speaker 1: Twenty five minutes?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, Clammel, yeah yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And you have the young fellow, so you'd have to
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  Speaker 1: organize a babysitter for home. Same with us. Now, we'd
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  Speaker 1: have to organize a babysitter. And it's hard to you know,
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  Speaker 1: I find it hard to look someone in the face
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  Speaker 1: and say, will you mind my two children while I
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  Speaker 1: go and see The Beekeeper starring Jason Statam Like. It
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  Speaker 1: puts it in perspective a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: That's the thing like. And then you're gonna waste that card,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to play that card for something unless.
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  Speaker 2: It's just not you See, here's the thing. I get it.
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  Speaker 2: If you're in laws or you know they live next door.
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  Speaker 2: All your in laws live next door, and all your
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  Speaker 2: family brothers, sisters never nerve within, you know, a stone's
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  Speaker 2: throw and stuff like that. Maybe, but I still Jesus Christ,
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  Speaker 2: if somebody gives me the real like to go out
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  Speaker 2: for the evening and wouldmind the child, I'll tell you something.
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  Speaker 2: Durm abroad, there'll be alcoholic and taken. Wait I tell
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  Speaker 2: you that now.
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  Speaker 1: I just you're like me, Tom, we just don't have
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  Speaker 1: the time like I would have loved. One of the
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  Speaker 1: one of the movies that did very well this year
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  Speaker 1: was The Brutalist starring Adrian Brody. He won Best Actor
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  Speaker 1: for the whole thing. And I have to tell you,
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  Speaker 1: I would love to have four hours time because that's
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  Speaker 1: along that movie is. I would love to have a
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  Speaker 1: spare four hours to go watch what I'm told is
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  Speaker 1: a harrowing Holocaust drama just Christ. But at the end
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  Speaker 1: of a work a week, I just don't have it
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  Speaker 1: in me, especially when I have to then turn around
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  Speaker 1: and go. Can you mind my kids for the half
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  Speaker 1: of a day while I go and me and the
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  Speaker 1: missag school drop fifty euro to watch Timothy Shalomey, pretend
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  Speaker 1: to be Bob Dylan. You'll be all right, You'll be grand.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't have that in me anymore. Same
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  Speaker 1: as like you know, I can't bench press what I
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  Speaker 1: used to bench press hum or anywhere nearer. I just
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  Speaker 1: don't have it in me to get to the cinema
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  Speaker 1: these days. I have a funny feeling we will be
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  Speaker 1: playing off the same hem sheet there.
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  Speaker 2: It's honestly, we were going to bring the deal flow
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  Speaker 2: to the movies the other day and then a digger
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  Speaker 2: and a tractor landed on and that went out.
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  Speaker 1: I will say, just as as as you mentioned that,
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  Speaker 1: we still take the kids to all of the minions
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  Speaker 1: and all of the no I because crack as well.
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  Speaker 1: So I've been the more kids movies in the last
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  Speaker 1: couple of years.
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  Speaker 2: And then actual grip because because of the house built
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  Speaker 2: and stuff like that. That wasn't happening. To be honest
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  Speaker 2: with you, nothing, everything was put on hold. Like it's
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  Speaker 2: just you better start getting into you enjoy yourself in
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  Speaker 2: construction environments led because that's what it's going to be
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  Speaker 2: for the day. It turns out he's okay with it,
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  Speaker 2: he's grand. But I tell you something like it's it's
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  Speaker 2: a hard sell these days sometimes like the handful of time,
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  Speaker 2: because what I remember is, like the thing about the
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  Speaker 2: cinema is it's not like you can pressed now this
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  Speaker 2: is sounds out whanky, right, but it's not like you
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  Speaker 2: pressed pause if you're having a dose inside the cinema
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  Speaker 2: and maybe move into another. Like if a pub is
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  Speaker 2: a shy pub, you know what I mean. We've gone
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  Speaker 2: on a couple of piss ups, right, and you'll be
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  Speaker 2: sticking around here for one and on you go and
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  Speaker 2: the same delicious. Now I'm not aggregating pints, but their
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  Speaker 2: class and you know, every so often and I'm saying
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  Speaker 2: you can go on to the next place and they
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  Speaker 2: have the same pints, but the vibe would be different.
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  Speaker 2: I've been in the cinema more times, or I want
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  Speaker 2: to knock out half the room. The anger, I tell you,
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  Speaker 2: the anger that's coming over me when I'm sitting there
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  Speaker 2: and I, like you said, you have to dumping like
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  Speaker 2: twenty hodd quid nearly a ticket or heaven forbid, you're
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: parched and you want something to drink, I mean nine
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  Speaker 2: euros for that water. I'll just drink out as to
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  Speaker 2: tap in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: No, you're fine, You're fine, Jesus Christ. But it's the
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  Speaker 2: it's the absolutely the greatest cinema experience I think I
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  Speaker 2: ever had.
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  Speaker 1: Was.
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  Speaker 2: I did it for two FM.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: They sent me to review randomly The Revenant, right, and
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  Speaker 2: the ticket they booked me was.
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  Speaker 1: Not random at all. Time's got a bearer. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's pretty targeted if you ask me, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Actually yeah, it's pretty on brand. But to be fair,
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't a movie reviewer. I think they just wanted
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  Speaker 2: to be the to be happier, said happy or angry
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  Speaker 2: about the thing, because I had that was the kind
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  Speaker 2: of vibe I was giving off. But I went to
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  Speaker 2: the cinema, huge cinema over in Blanche's Town or no,
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  Speaker 2: Livy Valley, all by myself, and you know, who was
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  Speaker 2: in the cinema with me?
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  Speaker 1: Jar a bear?
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  Speaker 2: Not? Okay, you have my I brought it pretty bear
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  Speaker 2: with me. You know, I was in there by myself.
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  Speaker 2: It was the greatest fucking thing ever. And yes, I
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  Speaker 2: made a shameless purchase in the center beforehand. I purchased
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  Speaker 2: the single thing. It's out there. And I had the
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  Speaker 2: greatest time ever watching now Leo getting molested slash beaten
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  Speaker 2: up by a bear. It was one of the best
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  Speaker 2: things to Who was it, Who was in it?
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  Speaker 1: Who was in the cinema?
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  Speaker 2: Nobody?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry? Okay, sorry, yeah, right, got it.
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  Speaker 2: Was like ten thirty or ten twenty five or something.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna thought you were gonna say,
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  Speaker 1: like bassh MAUI or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: Lad, just some freendom agree in it. Yeah, it's just
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  Speaker 2: getting angry with me, like just throwing stuff down on the
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  Speaker 2: top of me.
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  Speaker 1: No, it was.
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  Speaker 2: And then I fought him and then like a bit,
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  Speaker 2: I just ripped it back. No, it would put That
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  Speaker 2: was that told me every time I needed to know,
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  Speaker 2: I went, oh, I'm extremely anti social these environments.
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  Speaker 1: I do. Well, let me ask you a question, Tom,
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  Speaker 1: We'll we'll go through this real quick. Yeah, and then
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: we'll we'll, we'll, we'll bust on with the rest of
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  Speaker 1: the show. Because all is not lost. Cinema, cinema makers, filmmakers,
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  Speaker 1: cinema chains. You will still get harmony from time time, like,
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  Speaker 1: you'll still get our money. But it's very, very select.
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  Speaker 1: So Tom, I want to ask. Now, we've lived through
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: our share of franchises. We've lived through all our Terminators
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  Speaker 1: on our Lord of the Rings, and all of our
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: James Bonds and all of our Jurassic Parks, and we've
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: watched them go from bad to good and good to bad.
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  Speaker 2: What gets you?
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  Speaker 1: What will get you back in the cinema? Have a
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: think about it there, Paba, Like, for example, is there
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  Speaker 1: any particular actor or starter You're like, yeah, no, I know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting me money's work with them or or what like?
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  Speaker 1: What will get you back out on a Friday night
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  Speaker 1: into a cinema? What grabs your attention? This is going
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  Speaker 1: to make anything will get you into.
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  Speaker 2: This is going to make you cry a little bit
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  Speaker 2: because it's it can't happen, It can never happen again,
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  Speaker 2: You're done. If I couldn't know this can't I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to give you a hypothetical debtwork. I can answer your question,
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: but the problem is the answer will be unsatisfactory to
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: you because it can't happen. And if Bruce Willis made
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: another Diehard, I'd be at the front line.
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  Speaker 1: I know that's where that's hurting. That's a sentimental vote there,
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: all right, Because I gotta tell you the last couple
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: of day Hearts, I know they didn't leave. You want more?
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  Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
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  Speaker 2: But you know what I mean, Like it's it would
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  Speaker 2: be if like at any point if you turned around somebody, yeah,
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: I'm off to see like that Timothy Shanamy is the
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: latest movies. People go. But if I if you told
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: them where you heading to see, what, I wouldna see?
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: That heard?
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: Absolutely you are, because immediately people are gonna park up
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: and go, Okay, the last few were great. But you
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like I went. I think I
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: went to see the last Rambo. Do you know, like
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: get you only so I could just go, I'm going
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: to see Rambo in the movies?
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean, I will get that a
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: little bit like they're there. So what I'm hearing from
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: what I'm hearing from you, Tom is like much loved
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: franchises and or.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: You won't convince me unless unless it's got a mind.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: But again, I'm brutal for buying the hype. So something's
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: too unbelievable. God you are. This is like cinema has
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: never been made, like if a director you know, like
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: you know, if it was I guess why do I
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: keep on saying Scortio a great movie I saw and
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: it's not Scortio? But it isn't that a Mexican word
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: for your man? Taylor Sheridan wrote it, what is it?
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Ash Carrio.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Scortioc which is a very different movie.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: At the end of he just goes to the dinner table.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: It's like, hey, Scorio, I saw it was it was
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: spoiler for Caio.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: I suppose it was kind of a badass movie, and
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: I went, you know, and I was like, okay, I
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: can I nearly rest assured that there's going to be
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: some cool stuff happened if something if Taylor shared shared,
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: But I nearly want to be proven. I needn't want
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: to approven track record before I go having agaander things
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: like beetlejuice too, you know that kind of wait liket. Yeah,
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: these days it want to be special because I'm not
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: living right alongside one. I don't get no like I
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: get loads of nights out, but I'm fucking working when
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: I'm doing when I'm do you know, so I ain't gone.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: It would take a serious, serious and serious flick to
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: get me away from.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: It takes a lot.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: It takes a lot.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: I'm very like that myself. Tom. I. I will go
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: in for franchises, but they've all let me down. I'm
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: never setting following the cinema to watching another Star Wars.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Marvel's on its last one, and I'll tell you that
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Marvel can go.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: I'm done with that now.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Don't what I will say for this, I've said it before.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: People will know I've said this online. Tom Cruise won't
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: waste your money. Tom Cruise won't waste you for money.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: If you see Tom Cruise, if if if I see
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: a Tom Cruise movie coming out, I'm like, you have
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: my attention. It's yours to lose now, but my twenty
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: quid is yours to lose. So if your mission impossible,
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: then you have like your Top Gun. That last Top
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Gun film was deadly like and and the cinema is
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: the place to see that. You know what I mean,
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Telly's all right, but the cinema is the place to
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: see that.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Which dialogue wise, that's the thing with with with Cruise.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: You can kind of forget dialogue well, like if you're
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: looking for like if you if you didn't watch the
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: first Top Gun and you'd no nostalgic connection set, I
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: wouldn't bother watch in the second one because it's some
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: of the worst drivel I've ever seen. Fucking spout, but
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: the movie is deadly in its own right because you
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: know he's doing the fucking flos.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: You know he's flying, and money was spent and effort
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: was made.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and I'll tell you.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I'm screaming out for as well. Tom.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: The only things that will get me into a cinema
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: beyond Tom Cruise and and to a lesser extent, Tom Hanks.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I haven't been to see a Tom Hanks film in
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: an awful long time, but somebody big interested, now, you know.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: I'll you know, here's the thing, right, I do like
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: to see a good scary film in the cinema. There
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: you go completely dark and you can't just like you know,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: pause it halfway through and go walk the dog or
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: just you know, and you can't you can't chat about it,
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: you can't stop the roller coaster. You're just you're there
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: and you're in it. So again, we take it on
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: a case by case basis. But if there's something I'm
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: told is very, very frightened and very scary, I will
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: try and see that in the cinema. And I'll tell
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: you what I'd love to see in the cinema time,
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: and I haven't seen in a long long time. He's
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: a great comedy Jesus.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: I was just, you know, talk this about with this
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: with somebody the other day. I was like, they don't
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: make the killers. They make comedies that are normally about
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: a fucking weekend away with the in laws or something.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: They've been making that ship for the last ten years.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: It hasn't been absolute lads, borderline pushing it over the edge. Here,
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: pull on my chest, crying raw and laugh and the
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: crowd like like you're at a live show, you know,
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: when you're laughing so hard you just everybody's laughs, or
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: that you may as well be ad a live performance.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: It's that good and the whole audience is laughing harsh
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: off and like I've been to things that were funny.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong. When you look around in the
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: crowd around their phones.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: And the yeah, that's not funny. It's not funny.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: You know, that's what it is. But like you know,
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: you'll get me back to the cinema if you tell
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: me that this is a proper What was that?
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Absolute hold your chest?
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? I can't, I can't, I can't think
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: of it. I can't think of himself tom now. And
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: we've watched do you know what I'm gonna tell you.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: We watched the nice Guys here over Christmas, oh crow
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: and watch you call them Ryan Gocelin, and that's like
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: very very funny, and we rolled laughing throughout it. And
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I was like, I wish I'd seen that in the cinema.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: We're a good crowd. We're a good, lively crowd that
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: that we're into it, because I say, that was good crack.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Do you know what? I wanted? The experience and I
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: never got to it was the one I think it
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: opened and wrapped my mind. And there'd be a couple
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: of you could have a couple of cocktails, do you
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? It was kind of a fancy
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: one wasn't it. You probably went to it.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been to it a couple of times. Yeah,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you as much. Now. That's the
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: style in rat minds. Yeah, let me tell you, Tom,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: it's a fine establishment and you can get out of
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: it all right. But I'm just gonna tell it to
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: you out straight, Tom. You can have a couple of
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: cocktails in any cinema. That's a valid point you make.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: I was actually in the cinema years ago in Cork
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: one time and a couple of lads that I knew
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: jokes now mad jokes. They were sitting I can't even remember.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: It was Austin Powers or something with it, and the
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: lads brought one of those disposed of barbecues that you
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: bind the shot.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: You can just.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: In fall fairness to him, they masked the burning flames
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: fairly well. I don't know how, but it was the
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: spell of because there's there's so much lighter fluid built
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: into that stuff and you could just smell the lighter
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: fluid and fucking sausages in the back of the cinema
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: and there was even a young orcer came in. I
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: got a cop what was going on? But he was
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: so terrified. But the madness that only certifiable lunatics would
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: bring it focus.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Some of that madness time you leave it be.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: That's exactly what that young fluid just backed out that
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: he didn't even don't tell anybody he didn't get.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: And I'm knocking paid knuckles. But there you go. Tell me.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you one thing there. Yeah, if you if
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: you go on you buy popcorn and coke at the cinema.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: I rest assured. I'm not going to give you full instructions,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: but I think you have it in your time to
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: convert that into Jemson and coke.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Do you know what? Handy? But there there are moments
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: in my head where ago maybe I'll get I'll hit
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: the highs again. I remember seeing boat with a couple
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: of pints on board were rained off one time in Longford,
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: of all places, if you went to see not really known.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: I'd seen bits about it on the Ali g Show.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Didn't fully accept what the movie was going about. None
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: of the Carlow and kill Keny Ladds that would with
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: me ever have heard of it. Because my lads didn't
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: watch television. They just drove diggers all the time. Yes,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: we went. It was to the point of I thought
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: somebody was actually going to need help. Yeah, like because
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: it was so heavy slapstick and so violently funny, and
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: you just like he knocked it out of the park
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: on that first goal, Like he knocked it out in
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: the park with this lunacy. But I still think my
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: most enjoyable time in the cinema. I remember going with
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: my brother years ago to it, and we went to
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: it because I had met Vinnie Jones and Michael Madison, Yes,
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: a couple of weeks previous outside the period. They asked
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: her for a light for their for the boat cigars
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: outside the imperiald And at the time I was smoking
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: fags Jesus Vinie Jones and they're like, yeah, you don't know,
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: I said, you here, you're surely shooting a movie, a
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: movie shot.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: We're just doing, you know, some some promotion, you know.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: And I was like, cool, what's it called? And there
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: was Strength and Honor was the name of the movie? Right,
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: did you see it? No? No? So Vinnie Jones plays
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: a traveler in it, right, and Michael Madison marries a
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: traveler girl. But I don't know. I can't remember that
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: she died or something, but they take him on into
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: the tribe and it was so funny, like they give
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: him a leather jacket when he finally became one of them.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Would you have to He had to fight through the
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: whole thing. And it was a Saturday night and I
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: me and myself and the brother were sitting with all
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: these traveler lads, and the lads were just so enthusiastic
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: about this and we just got involved with him, like
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: we're like this.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: It was I'm looking up here to this this film
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: down kill Sale, Yeah.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and it was filmed can see. I think
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: it was filming past West a couple of more places around. Yeah, yeah,
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: that's what the device are down there. And you have
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: to watch this, Jerry. If if you do nothing after
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: listening to this movie, chat, go watch Drinton on her
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: what's his name is in it?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Oh my god? Patrick Bergan?
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Patrick Bergan is it? Yeah?
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: And Richard Chamberlain, yeah, doesn't say it's a comedy time.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: I have to tell you it's not supposed to be.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: But I'll be honest with you, what the lads were
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: getting out of it was far different than what myself
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: and my brother were getting out of it. Because we
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: were loving their enthusiasm. They were standing up going we
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: were just going, yeah, hit him, hit him, like we
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: were just vibing off of the vice and the lads
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: were just having so pumped up every scene. It just
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: we were all high five and by the end of
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: it were just that might be the best of experience ever.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Even though I had to go and watch the movie
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: again because I missed nearly all of it with the
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: with the shouting and roar and the crack that was
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: going on, it was it was just as visceral, like
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: three D four D movie because we were living it
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: because they.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Were You're getting digs left right and getting digs left right.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: So I was just the best ever walking out like
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: everybody was pumped up. But then I watched it, It's like, oh,
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: this is absolute cat.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Well there you go, folks, there you go. Strengthen honor.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: I MDB calls it a.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Fan favor, tell you now, yeah, fan favorite exactly.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: There you go. Well look at there you go. Strengthen
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: on with Vinnie Jones and Michael Madison, those lads. But uh,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: I've got I got to work on my segue into
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: this lad come on clipping some church spiders with this,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: so I am that's sucking loafly in aircraft there. Yeah,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: every week there's this lad.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Now there's that guy, Jesus Christ. You cut that in
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: half nicely with a sledgehammer there.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Even though where I'm going, Yeah, Tom, every week there's
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: a main character and and we we we shout him
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: out on the Tom and Jerry show him her. They
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: them those. I mean, we've had inanimate carbon rods as
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: this lad from time to time. But this week is
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: a slightly different this lad toime because normally this lad
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: is a figure of fun, he's the main character for
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: the wrong reason. But this week this lad is a
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: guy who saved the lives of more than two point
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: four million babies.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Not unreal. And that's something that is unreal Australian for
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: that is when you can actually rack up the numbers
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: like I mean you kind of wearing that around t shirt.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna tell you. We'll tell you,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: We'll tell everybody who he was. He was a chap
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: called James Harrison. He died this week in New South Wales, Australia,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: at the age of eighty eight, and his blood contained
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: a rare antibody called anti D, which is vital in
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: the making of medication.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: That's somebody's anti called Deirdre. No, sorry, that was the
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: shittest thing I've ever said in my life.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: But yeah, he his blood. It's very rare that you
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: have the blood that will make anti D. Now, I
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: don't get into the science of a time, but I
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: know some women when they're pregnant, their their babies. The
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: babies and the women don't take to the mother's blood
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: or some such. There's a bit of rocks going on there,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: and you need anti D to help you out in
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: those regards. And it's thin on the ground, but not
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: thin in the veins of James Harrison, who gave pint
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: after pint of it all throughout his life, starting from
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: when he was fourteen years of age all the way
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: up until he was eighty one when they had to
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: tell him mister Harrison, go home.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Here he was back every two weeks, Jerry. Yeah, can
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: you turn that around? Obviously, you can turn it around
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: every two weeks, like you give him. How how much
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: is it?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: It's not how much.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: It's not a point to blow, is it. It's if
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: you well.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: We'll get it we'll get into it now because we
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: wanted to shout out to mister Harrison there. I thank
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: you very much for.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Probably the greatest nickname ever of somebody who isn't a
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: baseball player. His nickname is was the Golden Arm.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Of the plasma'soid, the Golden Plasminator.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Plasminator. I'm way better one, Jesus, the Golden there.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, the Golden RM. But you know, congratulations
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: mister mister Harrison, and I'm more sorry to see you go,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: but you you've left a hell of an impact on
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: the world there. Now. It's not often we will use
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: this lad segment to really really shout out somebody that's
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: done some good for the world. Normally, Tom, we use
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: it as a jumping off point to talk about ourselves.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, or best some fucker over then, you know. Yeah,
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: but also yeah, I mean, it is a segway inside
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: thee unless you pick up in that every so often,
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: you just yeah, we will find ourselves a crow barring
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: our own egos into the scenario. Though, by the way,
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: I know you're all.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know I've got I don't have much, Yeah,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I don't have much. Morphy about mister Harrison. I mean,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: you know you don't want to shoe size or anything
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: No, No, but like and even the articles on him,
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: they've hadded them out.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: I won't lie.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: They kind of gave away the whole thing in the
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: first bit, and then they went into the whole scenario
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: about how babies need nt D. You're like, well, we're
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: not a medical podcasts, so you're sure ship aren't going
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: to learn about that. If you want to, You're more
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: than welcome to go google it after you finished the podcast.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: But yes, but their question, now my question, you know, Tom,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: is have you yourself given blood in your time? And
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: have you any funny stories about it? Buddy?
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we just got through my fucking rollerdecks. The
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: funny stories about giving blood.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: We'll always use it as a as a launch pad.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: I'll say, I haven't given blood in a long time.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: I'm ashamed of them my life. I used to give
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: it when I lived up home and character. Then I
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: moved up to Dublin and it just wasn't as handy
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: as it was. But I would have given. I wouldn't
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: given as much. I would have wouldn't I would have. Sorry, Tom,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: You know, okay, the word cabbage there.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: I would have given more blood up home if it
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: had been quicker, because I remember going down to when
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: when the blood the blood drivers in town.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Been there for two and a half hour here the
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: two times I gave it, I just couldn't give them
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: the blood. No, it's it's a time. It's the fucking
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: time I couldn't give them.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Right, I sadly give you all the blood I have.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: They were like, and even afterwards they're like, have a
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: sit down there, like, no, you're grand. I'm going thank
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: you very much to some purple snacks if you might have, like,
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: I'll take the purple snacks for the drive, absolutely, But
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: I have not given you any more my time. You've
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: taken everything. In fact, you've literally taken a bite.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I've been in a queue of fifty people here for
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: well over two hours, and the days before mobile phones
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: you might play a bit of snake, and I'm ready
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: to go home and see the thing after you. Ladies
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, if you have never given blood, you're really
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: should you gotta give I'm gonna I'm gonna go give
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: blood this week just for having done this podcast so much. Actually,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: you know, fuck it. Yeah, I'm just gonna make it happen.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Practice what you preach. But after you give blood, you
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: have to they recommend you sit down for you know,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: a little while, and they give you little snacks and
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: and tea and whatnot. And Tom, I remember getting the
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: glass guinness. And that's how far back I went with it.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: What yeah, yeah, yeah, do you give your blood to
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Michael Collins.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: You got a Guinness, You would get a plastic cup
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: of Guinness poured from a bottle by a teenage assistant.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I just have more Guinness you ever drank in your life.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: I imagine the doctor because it's so far back now,
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: the doctor that actually withdrew the blood, Like the pipes
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: were all those brown, you know, the brown brown rubber pipes,
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: the certain ones that you'd see going into calor bottle
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: of guess. But he actually had like a a convexed
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: mirror a headband up on his head as well, looking
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: at and he's got one monocle, you I see, and
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: he's measuring your cranium as well, off the you know,
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: off the chart of the skull, to see if you're
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: actually a fit for something. But christ, no one never
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: got into that extent. But at the same time, it
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: was the time you're like, let's can we get Dyson
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: in involved on this scenario, because I'm pretty sure there's
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: a fast way of getting this ship out of me.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, when did they give you, Tom, Like when
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: you when you light then you put out your arm
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: And Okay, I know a lot of people are afraid
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: of needles. Now if you don't mind it, if you're
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: out there listening to the Tom and Jerry Show and
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: you're afraid of needles, and that's why you don't don't blood,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: you're spot on because the needle they come at you
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: with is about the size of a bookie's biro.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: How would you go away at this?
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: No, I have had needles before. Tom. The needle forgiven
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: blood is a needle.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: It's a it's a needle. But geez again, it was
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: nineteen oh two when you last gave blood.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Like what the fuck? Like, I'm not saying let it
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: put you off given blood. Okay, I'm not saying don't
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: give blood. If you're afraid of needles, you know you
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: might want to close your eyes for this.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Take two concrete tablets.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Son of a Bitch is big.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Take two concrete tablets and toughen the fuck up, because
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: what are you doing going do it?
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, you'll allow me this, Tom, The needle that they
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: take blood from you is about the size of the
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: straw that with a can of w D forty.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I'm actually looking over at one now you're
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: spot on.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well right here, and I'm going like, yeah, that's
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: about right.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He went from a bookie's pen down to yeah, okay,
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: but of a biro. Yeah it's yeah, you and smaller
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: than that. You're at nothing, do you know?
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: It's nothing? And as we've said, it dribbles eary at
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: the best of times.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: I nearly put me on a treadmill. Just you gotta
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: get it out faster.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Hang me upside then, yeah, I got place.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Stick it in my ear. Ears bleed, like fuck, that's
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: what I suggest. Get me running, hang me upside down
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: for twenty minutes, stick it in my ear, in the
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: fat of my ear, and it'll fill in five minutes
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: and I'm out the gap. Like, surely mister Dyson has
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: a way of throwing blood out of your quick smart
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like he has to. That has to
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: be a faster way you see the way the lad's
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: pump oil out of it, you know, out of a
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: car that you put or like you have put you know,
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: the wrong fuel in your car and whatnot, and he
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: can just pump. You got to bring that up. Sorry,
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: it was the only thing I was trying to do
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: a segway here. I was trying to do the seg
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: but I mean, there has to be a faster way
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: of doing it. And I would advise I have needed
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: this blood after a car accident. I have needed blood.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: So I've I'm two up, I'm two up, three one
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: to the blood donations. So I've given and gotten one.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: I've given three and I've gotten one. But I haven't
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: done it since much like that now since Dublin moved
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: to Dublin. But now I'm back down. I really need
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: to get me ship together and see who'll take me blood.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you, Tom, I've no doubt that they'll take
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: your blood.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: They mightn't. I don't know. Is it any good anymore?
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Well, this is what I was going to get into you.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: If you've never given blood before, or if you if
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: you have given blood before, they ask you again. They
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: don't just take your word for it from last time
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: you have to fill out a questionnaire that is it's
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: hard to fill out with you know close my of
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: your family.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Sitting beside you. A lot of writing questions and stuff.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, a lot of questions about
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: the amount of writing you've done, the amount of protecting
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: otherwise unprotected writing you've done, the amount of writing you've
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: done in your life in exchange for money your drugs?
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and what and who you'll be writing?
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah? And did you did you live in England in
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: the eighties?
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Terrible question stuff they want to know because they're like
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: they can't accept the ship hair cut you with the
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: head back then you're probably a mud or something like that.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: They're like, it's just no, it will have affected your
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: actually blood genome that we can't touch it for sort
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: having ship fashion. So we apologize you to be to.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: You, mister Romaney. We know and we notice you've got
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: a lot and North England accents at times. Does that
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: mean you have an a half day out undertake?
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Well, back when I was allowed, we used to go
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: to minds more than me and my father.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Back in the day, and I give blood none of
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: it was me on but.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: He used to open my veins with a pickaxe, same
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: pick axe me dad used to use. I can go
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: out of mine.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: It was them. But yeah, they grill you on whether
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: or not your blood is any good or not you know,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: and and and they say and they get you with
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: the last question. It is like, now are you just
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: giving blood so that you can get an AIDS test.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: I'm like, no, if I want an AIDS test, I'll
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: get an AIDS test. You know, I'm not just like
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: you know, I'll just give it to the blood people
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: and and they'll let me know.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: It's like going to the n CT when you know
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: your car's a bit fucked up.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: But it's like you know, you're you're you're gonna be
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: as truthful as you can with these things. But if
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: you go to the n C, T is like now
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: before I test, this has the shocks, And it was
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: like I have the bad Yeah, grand as far.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: Let's just put it through, see what it needs and
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: I can bring their form over to the mechanic. It's
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: it's just what it's it just rock up to the.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: To the blood.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, your blood, your blood needs BUSHS shocks. And actually,
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: now come to mention it, there's the gr Valves fucked
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: in your blood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, But.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: They let you answer sixty questions before the hitch with
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: that one. I would ask that question first. Yeah, yeah,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: that's what I do.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: That be the top one.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if we lost anybody back the way. The reason
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I asked you, why did you live in England in
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: the eighties. It's mad cat disease, isn't it.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: It must be, it must be, it's it's it's something
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: like that. It's some sort of that was that the
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: ages of the nineties.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: That's the nineties thing. Yeah, it was mad caro habitat
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: is one of the other.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: I think, for whatever reason, amazingly we were quite honor
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: I think with the wet mad count disease. I think
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: you know where's England They were like.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: You roll for a little while.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it just didn't take just didn't pick up
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: any traction whatsoever, apparently.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: But listen, Tom, i' gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. Now.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: I know we caid around here. Give them blood. You know,
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: it's fine. I'll take up a couple of hours out
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: of your day, but you should do it and be
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: like our man, mister Harrison here who if he could
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: save two point four million babies, then you can donate
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: a pint of blood for good.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Should be should be hard for me.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Not to make fun of things, Tom, It's hard to
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: be earnest.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Do you know what it's I disagree with still being
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: called a pint of blood and then want to refer
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: to ask you if you've been in England you know,
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: because yeah, they still use all that fucking you know,
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: three eighths of a mile and a along ahead of
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: a frog's jump fucking measurement. We're in milli liters this
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: long time. Now, I'll I'll take milli leaders, please, I'll
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: drink my pints. But if you're taking my blood, I'd
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: like to see it taking in milli leaders, because I
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: don't want some fellow who's still operating in the fucking
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: imperial world, you know what I mean, he's outlighted three
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: sixteens fucking span are trying to get the fucking thing
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: into me. No, thank you very much. I think it
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: sounds more professional here if they're going to take thirty
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: six or whatever midllile liters.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: I think they actually take a half liter of blood out.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: I believe they do. But like some of that gets
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: siphoned off for testing or some such because they'll fill
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: a couple of wee tubes first before you start filling
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: the big bag. Right yeah, yeah, yeah, So like you know,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: a pint of blood sounds an awful lot better than
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: a gallon, you know what I'm saying, Half lid then
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: sounds like you're not trying at all, half leader sense
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: that you're not trying to at all going in to.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Say that even take the first few for the vampire
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: overlords because it's the freshest that.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: They got a poor sip on the concrete for the deceased,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: of which you will be one shortly. So there you go, folks,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: give blood. I am gonna make him a business to
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: give blood promptly, and I'll let's just know all about
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: it on socials. But do we get there? Ah, we've
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: got trouble bruin tom Oh no, yeah, we got we
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: got trouble Brune is going to make me sell?
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: Or?
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Am I going to get sour over this?
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Will you? If if either of us are going to
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: get star, you're going to get star. Because with the
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: news they came out last week A brew and buddy,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: oh go on, hit me, hit me, Tom, the James
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Bond franchise.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: Don't you dare? Don't you dare? I'm quite passionate about
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: this scenario now.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: I'm well aware of your of your love of the
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: James Bond franchise last week when you're talking about it
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: last week.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: But last week a sale was.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Agreed between long standing franchise rights holders, the Broccoli family,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Barbara Broccoli. Sorry, Barbara Broccoli
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: is hard to get.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: I think they tried to keep on calling it broccilly.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Do you know to make so Shop soldop Shop to
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Amazon MGMs.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Hungry best, Yes for the hungry, hungry beast. You weren't
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: happy enough with the proceeds that were coming your way
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: all the time. Who wants out of the Bond franchise?
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: To be fair? To be fair, I believe Michael G.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Wilson had retired from movie making because these are all
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: the ass people, Tom, These have been there from day dot.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: These guys have been.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: The grandkids. They have grandkids who have never wanted to
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: work a day of their life. But they not think
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: of them, do you know what I mean? Christ Above?
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: How much did they glean out of Amazon MGM. Anyway, Well, I'm.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Gonna get a little dollar figure out of you here.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: But it's a it's a it's a doctor Evil style
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: amount of money. Is it billions? Yes?
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Indeed, I suppose, Yeah, you could see it would definitely
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: be worth But geez, because I imagine they like to
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: the Broccolis, you know, the ski were bond skis, you know,
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: that kind of way they drink in places. I mean,
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: you know the story that I went to the Czech Republic.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: If anybody wants to go and find that, just go
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: to just go back. I was the drunkest I ever.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Was kind of an episode and just find I'd be
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: that passionate about it that I dragged my wife to
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: the middle of the forest in the Czech Republic just
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: to go to a hotel that featured the scene Royal
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: so and just letting you know, now, Broccolies your.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Old destinations, Tom, I think she would be okay with that.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: It's not even dragger to a building site in Morocco.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, we ended up you know it's some part
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: of yeah, some part of Albania where you know there
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: we ended up being tie to chair or whatever. No,
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: it was, it was a good spot to go to.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: But at the same time it was a leap of faith,
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: if you know what I mean. But it was based
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: purely off of the Bond franchise, and I always imagine
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: like the lice of the Broccolis and Ian Fleming, who
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: we know, you know, it was a posh guy in
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: the Navy and stuff like that, and part of him
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: I six and stuff, but it was it just sounds now. No,
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: I'm no fan of you know, the you know, the
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: oly worldly British establishment and everything else, but there's something
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: that goes with There was a credence that goes with it,
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. There was like all the
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: people involved in all it are still a bit you know,
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: Hello what what l the gentry, the landed gentry. Now
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: it's been sold to the crowd yet no.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: So so Tom, this is I guess what the row
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: is about. Praos is after buying it Bond. Yeah, the
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: man who is a literal Bond villain with a bald
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: head and there say a cat or to lurking around
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: the place for sure, bluefelt board Bond. So my question
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: to you, now we were at the debate, Tom, the
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: row of this segment shall we say is what happens
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: to the Bond franchise? Now it has been four years
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: since No Time to Day, and already that's one of
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: the longer stretches that the world has gone without a
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Bond film. If one released in the morning, it would
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: still be the longest stretch between Bond films. You ever
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: take aim oneth or two. There's going to be nothing
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: insight for two to three years. There is no new Bond.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Dangle Craig is with the franchise's he's not touching it. Now.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Amazon have priors in this time. They bought up another
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: incredibly successful and well loved franchised, The Lord the Rings,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: and rather than making the movie out of it, they
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: made a whole TV series of it. What was your
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: experience with that, Tom Well?
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: I wanted to punch myself in the nuts on every
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: single episode because at some point you're thinking, Okay, there's
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: definitely something cool gonna happen. There's definitely something cool gonna.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Happen, something kicking off anytime.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Do you know what the Lord of the Rings was,
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: jere It was the biggest money washing heap, Like they
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: washed so much cash through that. I would have more
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: respect for if they told me it was Gangsters, I
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: fucking made it because that was literally one hundred million
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: dollars an episode. That show was and I don't see
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: three million in the whole fucking thing, And in the
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: entire season, most of it was wandering around a forest
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: or wandering around a bit of a desert. You're like
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: one hundred million who had the catering contract on this one?
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: What are you telling me? They made a complete and
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: honor bollocks of it. Now, I did appreciate they were
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: using actors that were good actors, but they were from
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: you know, tr world of stuff. They didn't go for
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: name names, which is kind of cool because you don't
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: need to drop christ above, you know what I mean.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: You don't need to.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Drop like you don't need Tom cruising.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't need Tom cruising this. It'll be okay,
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: Like we'll earn it doesn't have to show up going
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: oh my god, what's that's all?
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: It doesn't Yeah, doesn't have to be that's like, you know,
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Bradley Cooper just happens to be the Wizard. No, right,
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: it's okay. But it was a load of shit. First.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: It was a load of shit that's my question, and
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: the short of my.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Question then there is would you entertain a James Bond
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: TV series?
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: Would I fuck? Would I fuck?
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Jerry?
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: And that is the second you started even uttering, there
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: was this word amaz, I went, it's going to be
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: a fucking TV show.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: And we don't ask for much in this world.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: What would.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: What would I like? I would love?
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: I mean, I know what they're going to do. I'm
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: telling you now right, I know what they're gonna do
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: because every fucking every TV show, everything is doing this.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: So we start off, the show starts off, and then
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: you see the shock factor and then the next scene,
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: the second scene in it is and three years previous, Yeah, yeah,
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: every everything is doing that. Now everything is doing that
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: now everything, And you're like, you just gave me. I
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: know I'm supposed to be our people's attention spans that
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: short that they can't fucking you gotta show him the ending.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: You've gotta tell them the punchline and then go and
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: here's where you're going. And I guarantee you that's where
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: they're gonna go back to. There before we know what,
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: they're gonna pick some bloke who look exactly what he's
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: supposed to look like. But you know he'll have no
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: real charisma because he'll be from you know, Broadway, or
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: he'll be from the West End. And they're gonna put
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: it in the sixties. I'm telling you now, they'll make
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: a TV show. It'll be the man from fucking Uncle.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you now. You know, I'm telling you that's
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: what they're gonna do.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Tell you, I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: one thing, Tom that It's one thing that some fans
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: of the Bomb series have been called calling out for
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: for so many years, is do a period piece, set
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: it back in the nineteen fifties, proper old schools by
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: just do the ten or twelve of Flemings books, just
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: bang them out one after the other. And the argument
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: against that was a money thing because if you do
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: set it back in the fifties, you don't have the
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: latest Jaguar in it, you don't have an Oma go
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: watching it, you don't have you know, the latest fashions.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: And that was my problem with the later Daniel Craig
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: it was hard movies. Was it looked like a shoot
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: for GQ Q rocked up wearing the latest GQ fashions, Yeah,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: you know, dressed straight out of whatever, and Bond was
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: you know, suits by this and that and the other end.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: I felt everything was just like, oh right, okay, so
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I'm watching a very long ad for after shave here. Yeah.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: It was absolutely that, and it was sick that it was.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: If you if you said that movie Mediocracy, do you know,
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: it's just it's just like it has electrolytes in it.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: So if you if you take it, if you take
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: the Bond series and take it back to the sixties,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: like some fans have been calling out for, you can't
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: have you know, modern day Heineken in it, and that's
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: going to cut you off from a lot of revenue.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: So they're not going to do that. So I don't
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: think they're going to go back to the fifties and sixties.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't hate that.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: But you know, here where was the product placement in
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: The Lord of the Rings with him the thunder and
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: fuck of it? But I don't think they don't billion dollars.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: That's actually a very good argument, Tom. But now that
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: it's been bought by Amazon and it doesn't how will
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I say this, Tom? I don't want to say it
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: doesn't need to turn a profit, but it doesn't need
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: to make money at the box office because it's like
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: bought and paid for, do you know what I mean?
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: So they might be scope to allow for a bit
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: of that. Let's find out, Tom, Let's find out who
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: would you put out as James bondsor.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: The I would I was down for a couple of
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: years ago and he's gone too old now. It was
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: Idris Elba. I was down for him because he is cool,
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: charismatic looking fella, British, big guy, big fella, you know
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: what I mean.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: He was good.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: But he's too old now.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Just's he is too old. Yeah, he's older now than
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Daniel Craig was when he started back.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: Anyway, you can't older, I think, No, you can't. He's
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: too far gone.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: You're not going to get You're not going to get
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: five films over twelve years out of him.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: Not as all. And that's what they'd be looking for,
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. You're going to look for
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: a minimum afore or five movies.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: On that point, Tom, On that point, Tom, don't want
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: to be argumentative in the raw section, but here we are.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: There's no fighting in the war room. But Why wouldn't
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: you be wheeling Idris Elbert when he's sixty four to
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: play James Bond? Because I remember they put Roger murr
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: out at seventy years of age to have knife fights
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: on the Golden Gate Bridge.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that you know what they'd pushed.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: It was ridiculous.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: But yeah, Tom, but there was you know what I mean,
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: we did. It's hindsight is twenty twenty, you know, that
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: kind of way that we had no other reference. It
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: was bonded. He was bond.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: There was you know, George Laizembe's and stuff like that
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: given a shot in between. But Roger Moore was still
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: the king. You know, he was the king at the
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: time he was there, you know what I mean, And
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: you you let him have it in the same way
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: like Stallone shouldn't be in there, pretend to be rocky
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: like you know, but you'd let him on, like you know,
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: you know, because even though his head is giant enough
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: from all the hate RRT has been taken. But it
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: was wrong to have that old man in that movie
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: playing Bond, do you know what I mean? Like it
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: was you can't still be slinging Dick. You can't be
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: slinging dick on TV. You can't be at It needs
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: no well, you know what I mean. There needs to
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: be an element of oh, who's this shoe Bestard wandering around?
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: And when it's fucking Grandpa, fucking Joe going time, Oh
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: what did she looking lady over here?
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you, Tom, I am not.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: I'm not.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Confident that I know enough young actors to put anybody
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: for because anybody I know is like in the forties,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: like Loki, like freaking Tom Hiddleston.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: You can't have him, can't.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: They're all kind of old.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: Or at least okay.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: I know what.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: I know what you're saying, and I would allow a
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: fellow up until the mid forties if he can pull
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: it off toughness wise and but still shut. He's got
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: to be a suave bastard and look good in a suit.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: I just don't know that I know enough people to
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: make an educated on this.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: I've looked at bunches of suggestive lists and I don't
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: know them. I'm sure I've seen him in things, and
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not in the knowing of So
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: if somebody put like that, if you put you know,
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: a Walter to my head right now, I would say Tom.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: Hardy, yeah, also not a young man. And that other kid,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: what do you call him? He's not a Gaston anymore.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: He was in The Kingsman tarn ed Gordon.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right, he's yeah, he's a brilliant actually played
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: he played what's his name, he played Elton John brilliant Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Correct, Yeah. And he's and he's he's and he's he's
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: tough looking and what he's you know, for for these
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: noodle necks that we have as action starts these days.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I think he spent his money. He spent He's already
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: been in a spy intament, so I can't I can't
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: buy you again.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: That's exactly why I went, Oh man, you've you be
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: you've burned the bridge there, I think, because.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: You've spent your money. Yeah you yeah, you had a
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: shot at it, and regardless, they're just going to stick
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: you in what can only be We can only imagine
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Tom among the worst Bawn movies of all time, because
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: I can't see this being any good.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: I wonder what they like, because I wonder was he
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: angling for it by going into the A TV show.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: I think it was as a sniper. Your man, Eddie
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Redman is a good actor. He's a bit of an
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: odd ball. But could he make a tough could he
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: make a tough bastard?
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: The I don't know. I think he's another one of
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: these fucking pencil necks that you know. I don't buy
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: him as a as a as.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: A do you know a spy. They're all pencil legs.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: I do like here man. He's a Scottish actor. James McAvoy,
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: he's about middle But.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Again, yeah, James macavi's good and Killian Murphy would have
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: been good as well. Again, all these lads, I feel
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: time they're just getting a little bit too old. You
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: know what I could you know, Yeah, you know what
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you. You know what I'm gonna tell you.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: It's a new day. We need a new bond. Do
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: you know who we need his bond? John Cena. Let
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: John Cena out there, American accent right it off his gills,
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: going bald at the back at the rate of no
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: man's business, tying.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: The living ship out of the here. From what I
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: say lately, and I would dare and say has gotten
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: a nippertuck around the face as well. Whatever.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Dave Batiste out there, can barely walk, can't can barely
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: speak English. He's getting me get out there, and we're like,
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: you know, let's do something different. We're in We're through
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: the needle here, Paul.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: Do you know what. There's an actor and I'm trying
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: to Oh my god, I actually really like if he's
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: from His name is Baby Bobby from the Oh yeah.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Well and gardis let's get Uncle Baby Bobby in the Toxedo. Yeah,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: let's do that. I got no problems.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: Bobby spent over. I can't all by the time I
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: finished playing all my scientists.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: And I'll tell you one thing. Don't even don't even
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: don't even tweak the accent. Just have just have it
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: as an uncle Baby Bobby.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: I know there is actually an English actor that could work.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: I do like your man. He's in the TV show Temple,
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: and he was in he was He played the Q
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: character in the.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Ben Wishaw that's the voice of.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: No, No, no, no, no no. He just fell as tough.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: He's got his own TV show now he's called Temple.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: It's on.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: Oh there's people now, I mean, I'm so bad, but
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: there's people who don't don't.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Go to the movies. What can I tell you? Oh? Yeah,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Mark the Yeah, not a young man either. But you know,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: we're just we're just throwing these around here.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: There's there's a yeah, there's a few. But there was
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: your man too, that that he was in The Walking Dead.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: He is actually an English actor. You know, he played
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: he played the yeah yeah guy. But I want him
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: to do it, Corl. I want him to do it
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: with his own voice, but the voice he heard the
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: Walking Dead. No, do you know who will get We'll
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: get Johnny Depp to fuck, but he's he's got to play.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: He's gotta play. Hundred s Thompson absolutely as James Bond.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: He'd obviously drink lots of you know, Martini's shaking that stir,
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: but do it then and divorce the crazy voice of
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: shaking return. Honestly, I'm absolutely distraught that Amazon bought it
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: because it is last all created. It's an American It's
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: become American now. And you know what will happen if
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: you thought it was bad before trying to hawk money
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: like it was, it has gone to fuck like they
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: had like when you see you know, the the car
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: badge is pulling up to the front. And I remember
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Dave Batista was in Did he play a baddy and
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: what he was?
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Yes, he was a hendemon and one of them.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: He fitted into a coning Egg at his biggest Now,
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: my five year old couldn't hardly fit in the coningz Egg,
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: but they fitted into that. But they didn't show showcase
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: the coning z Egg, only that he fitted in it
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: and he was raising. But then, like you'll see lads
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: pulled right up to the camera in an Audi quattro
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: and you're like, and I'm seeing the badge and everthing.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Why isn't there just a fucking when you just put
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: the price tag on the side of his wall, because
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: you know, Coning Zegg haven't put any money into it.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: It's just a cool looking card to have. But Audi,
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: owned by w who have all the money in the world,
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: have put there with their Carolut front and center. Like
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: so it's like, oh Jesus Christ, it was everywhere. So
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: but I think it's only worse. It's going to get
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: your It's going to get absolutely catlos And if they
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: make a TV show of it, like an eight part series,
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: that's it. Band is dead. It's dead.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: If they make a TV series, Tom, it has the
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: capacity to get worse on a weekly basis.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: Much like the Lord of Drinks. Yeah, Jesus, we could
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: be wrong, Tom, Hey, do you know what we could
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: be wrong? And this is I know, this is a
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: point to show we normally ask people to do things well.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: I really want people to tell us who they think
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: would make a good band. Hey, hey, if we're going
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: to American and Dave Bautista, I reckon we get what's
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: her name McCarthy wlisamccarty. Yeah, yeah, Melisa McCarthy. Why not
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: you know, get that spy movie, make her.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Bond, get get get that Scar's guard kid that played
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: the penny Wise, the little goofy looking.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: You know, skinny neck for Fellow, the New Dune.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, stiff brees, blow them over. Just getting mad there.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: You know you're talking, you know, like we could be wrong.
• 59:07
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• 59:09
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• 59:12
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• 59:15
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• 59:18
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• 59:21
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• 59:23
  Speaker 1: haunts Instagram at Tom o'many no e just no way, no, no, no.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: The yeah. And we do need the answers on these,
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: like I mean, the Oscar's gone to fuk and whatnot.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: But we kind of put it forward, I think to
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: see that. It was quite a good one in the way.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: Have you ever given blood? Have you any mad stories
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: where it comes Blurtner? It did come to portnout with
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: me on the very first one. That was the Blood.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: That is nothing else. They bent a needle in me
• 59:47
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• 59:51
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• 59:54
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• 59:54
  Speaker 1: If you're not Tom, if you're not Tom, o'manny, you'll
• 59:57
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• 59:59
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• 1:00:02
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• 1:00:04
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