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Chris Franjola, Diddy, Karen Read and Halle Berry · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 1: the road, when you're on the go, Juicy Scoop is
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  Speaker 1: addicted fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Listen in, listen up.
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  Speaker 2: Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 1: I have your favorite blue-eyed, model-turned-comedian just fresh off of
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  Speaker 1: Nashville showing some titties.
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  Speaker 2: I see.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, that's kind of low-cut for you, Chris.
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  Speaker 2: It's one of those shirts.
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  Speaker 1: This is why guys have to be on YouTube, because
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  Speaker 1: the studio changes all the time, and no, I don't
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  Speaker 1: care what you think. It's about the talent and about
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  Speaker 1: the titties. And you're wearing like a very low cut shirt.
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  Speaker 2: It's one of those shirts. It's a button in between,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: One button up a little too high. I look a
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  Speaker 2: little too buttoned up. Yeah. And then one button low.
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  Speaker 2: I look like a gingle bird humperding or something.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder. I guess buttons are expensive. But I guess
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  Speaker 1: if I was going to do a shirt, it'd be
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  Speaker 1: kind of cool if there was like a way there
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  Speaker 1: could be hidden like several buttons. But that would cost money.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Where you can get like same thing with with people with,
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  Speaker 1: you know, boobs, real boobs or fake boobs or whatever
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  Speaker 1: boobs is like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you're like, oh, I just want it like right there.
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  Speaker 1: Not here. Not here.
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  Speaker 2: About here would be perfect. But it's.
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  Speaker 1: You know who does that? Rich people who tailor everything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's a sign, you know, you've made it. You're like
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  Speaker 1: my tailor will have.
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  Speaker 2: Or monogrammed everything. You know, sleeves are monogrammed and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're taking it to our monogram. Oliver has been
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  Speaker 1: our family's monogram person.
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  Speaker 2: I always found the white collar to be a rich
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  Speaker 2: guy's shirt. If it has a blue shirt with a
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  Speaker 2: white collar, that was a rich guy look.
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  Speaker 1: That's why they call it white collar.
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  Speaker 2: No, you might be right. Perfect.
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  Speaker 1: Chris, so you had your fun shows in Nashville.
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  Speaker 2: Fun shows in Nashville is wild.
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  Speaker 1: Where can they find you next? I just approved a post.
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  Speaker 1: In Juicy Scoop Obsessed Facebook group that said, I just
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  Speaker 1: can't believe Chris is coming to my hometown.
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  Speaker 2: Is it Eau Claire, Wisconsin? Probably. Because I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: Eau Claire, Wisconsin.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: People got mad at me for mispronouncing the name, but
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  Speaker 2: you get the idea. Okay. Eau Claire, Wisconsin. Coming to
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  Speaker 2: a place called The Plus in Eau Claire, Wisconsin. Nice.
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  Speaker 2: It serves pizza, so that's where I'm at. But I'll
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  Speaker 2: be there. Good times. I will be there. And then
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  Speaker 2: let's see what else I have. That's the 23rd of May.
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  Speaker 2: 22nd of May is what we call my birthday show
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  Speaker 2: because my birthday is May 21st. And at the Parkway
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  Speaker 2: Theater in Minneapolis, Minnesota, I will be on May 22nd,
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  Speaker 2: Thursday night. And then the Diamond Joe Casino in Dubuque,
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  Speaker 2: Iowa on Saturday night, May 24th. On to Comedy Vault
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  Speaker 2: in Batavia, right outside of Chicago. The 6th and 7th
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  Speaker 2: of June, Magoobies of Baltimore, the 13th and 14th of June.
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  Speaker 2: And then the Grand Comedy Club in Escondido, California. All
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  Speaker 2: new location.
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  Speaker 1: All fun.
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  Speaker 2: Used to be a California pizza kitchen. Now it's a
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  Speaker 2: comedy club.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. If you currently serve pizza or one time serve pizza,
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  Speaker 2: I will play your venue. Anyway, Grand Comedy Club Escondido.
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  Speaker 1: So the birthday is here.
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  Speaker 2: Birthday.
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  Speaker 1: You're a May boy. So what does that make you?
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  Speaker 2: It makes me like on the cusp of Gemini and Taurus.
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  Speaker 2: But I always say Gemini. I don't know why. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm.
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  Speaker 1: You know, all those things are like.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Like, again, are there 12 personalities? Are there only 365?
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  Speaker 1: We were born on the same year.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, my birthday is June, as you know.
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  Speaker 2: June 14th. And you consider yourself Gemini.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely Gemini. And I celebrate all month long. I try
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  Speaker 1: not to have it bleed into July. And I try
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  Speaker 1: not to start it until June.
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  Speaker 2: So what is the celebration going to be this year?
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  Speaker 2: What do you have?
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  Speaker 1: There's several, as always.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 1: As always. With different groups, different things. I have so
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  Speaker 1: much to celebrate this year.
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  Speaker 2: Like just in life?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, May 27th, 25 years of marriage.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, is that right?
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  Speaker 1: Wow. We are leaving here. You are our Uber driver.
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  Speaker 1: You have agreed to take us to Jet Suites.
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  Speaker 2: Sure.
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  Speaker 1: To get on a plane and go to Drake's graduation. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: So celebrated Drake's graduation this week.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, nice.
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  Speaker 1: From Cary Business School of Finance at Arizona State University.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. I can't believe he's done already. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: He's done. He did it in four years. Good for him.
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  Speaker 1: And then, you know, just came off Mother's Day. We'll
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  Speaker 1: get into that. Yeah, then my birthday, it just starts.
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  Speaker 1: There's just a lot of things. Because my birthday was
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  Speaker 1: always like the last day of school or whatever. So
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  Speaker 1: there'd always be like a friends thing. So I have
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  Speaker 1: a thing that I'm doing with my sorority sisters are
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  Speaker 1: coming out to La Quinta.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Flying from all over. There's just five of us.
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  Speaker 2: For just your birthday celebration. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. And then I'll have like my girls here,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Then we might, we invited you guys for a couple's dinner,
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  Speaker 1: sexy couple's dinner.
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  Speaker 2: You did?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I did. Oh, that was last week. At Casolina.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you did invite me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to invite you again because there's a big
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  Speaker 1: deal thing happening.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So it was.
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  Speaker 2: Where do I have to go?
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  Speaker 1: Casalina in Woodland Hills, the greatest restaurant ever on Ventura,
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  Speaker 1: the beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: That's where the next one's going to be as well?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, because I have something exciting happening there. Oh. It'll
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  Speaker 1: be on the menu in a couple weeks.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it's funny.
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  Speaker 1: It's a juicy scoop cocktail.
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  Speaker 2: Really? At Casalina?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you actually like, really? No, I think it's great.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know you hung out. You don't think I'm
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  Speaker 1: an 818 legend enough to have one drink at one
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  Speaker 1: restaurant when I was born and raised? and lived there
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  Speaker 1: my whole life.
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  Speaker 2: I just didn't think you hung out there enough to
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  Speaker 2: get a cocktail on the menu.
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  Speaker 1: They love me.
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  Speaker 2: All right, that's great.
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  Speaker 1: And I love them.
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  Speaker 2: I'll go there and get the cocktail.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm excited for you to try it. So we
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  Speaker 1: did a little preview cocktail, but it's not on the
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  Speaker 1: menu yet. And I had Brandy, Julie, and my other
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  Speaker 1: friends come.
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  Speaker 2: Can you say what's in the cocktail?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it's a vodka martini. It's a little sweet, but
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  Speaker 1: it's not too sweet. It's also soury and it's super refreshing.
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  Speaker 1: And that's not what I'm telling you right now.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: I'll get that. But it's delicious, you know?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you wouldn't want three, but you could have two,
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  Speaker 1: you know?
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  Speaker 2: I can't do three of anything.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I know. But I'm saying, you know, like three
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  Speaker 1: martini lunch. I would say no. This would be a
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  Speaker 1: two martini.
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  Speaker 2: I drank in Nashville. You did?
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  Speaker 1: You never drank.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, man. I went out, you know, onto that area. Oh, good.
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  Speaker 1: What were you having?
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  Speaker 2: Kid Rock Bar. You know, whatever people were giving me.
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  Speaker 2: Lemon Drop Shots. I mean, it was like I was
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  Speaker 2: in a frat house.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: I know. I had a good time.
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  Speaker 1: And then did you have to wake up the next
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  Speaker 1: day and hop in your rent-a-car and drive to another gig?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did. Yeah, yeah, yes. I had to drive
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  Speaker 2: to the Somerset, Kentucky, three hours. So that's always nice
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  Speaker 2: to be hungover driving through Kentucky.
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  Speaker 1: Drinking the coffee.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was good.
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  Speaker 4: Good.
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  Speaker 2: Got my Buc-ee's, you know, barbecue salad. Best salad. It's
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  Speaker 2: the greatest thing ever.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's a reason to go on the road.
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  Speaker 1: Is to go to Buc-ee's.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I stop at these Buc-ee's.
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  Speaker 1: I think that pulled pork sandwich is the best thing
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  Speaker 1: I've ever had.
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  Speaker 2: In my life. So here's what I do now because
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  Speaker 2: I'm never going to be... I don't go there very often.
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  Speaker 2: We don't have it here. So I get two. And
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  Speaker 2: now I'm like some thousand pound sister driving, eating two.
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  Speaker 1: You know the thousand pound sisters, I guess, got on
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  Speaker 1: the Ozempic. They're not. They're like about like 250 sisters. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: There's no way.
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  Speaker 1: No, they are. Really? I think they did the gastric bypass. No,
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  Speaker 1: I just saw a photo of them. And they're still
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  Speaker 1: calling it thousand pound. I'd be like... At a certain point,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, we're not even.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Together, we're not even 500. Like, change the name.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, soon I'm going to have to go Charlie's Angels.
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  Speaker 2: That's how hot they're going to be. I mean, they're
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  Speaker 2: still not, it's not even.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they look a little strange because it's like, it's
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  Speaker 1: like a balloon that's, you know, like you've had a
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  Speaker 1: balloon for a long time and then it's like floating
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  Speaker 1: around your house and it's like has some wrinkles, but
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  Speaker 1: it's not out yet. So it's like, there is like
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  Speaker 1: a weird something going. I don't know. And I know
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  Speaker 1: people are going to write me. She had a thyroid issue.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what the deal is. I don't want you,
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  Speaker 1: but they're thin now. I saw a photo. They're thin.
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  Speaker 2: That's good. I'm happy for them. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Let's talk about Mother's Day. Cause this just, I just
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  Speaker 1: noticed this on TMZ.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: That Halle Berry posted on her Instagram, I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: have sex on Mother's Day. She's in bed with her boyfriend.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And I watch it, and she's hawking lube. She is
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  Speaker 1: doing an Instagram lube commercial.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: And I couldn't help myself. Sometimes people like Chris and I,
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  Speaker 1: we can't help ourselves, and we do comment.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We do comment. And I commented, and I said, you
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  Speaker 1: know Hollywood is suffering because when our gorgeous Oscar winner
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  Speaker 1: is selling lube on Instagram, like the rest of us whores,
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  Speaker 1: you know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you gotta make a buck.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, I checked and it's already up to like 4,000
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  Speaker 1: likes or whatever hearts my comment. So I guess people agree.
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  Speaker 1: It's like everybody, you know, hey, this is a serious
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  Speaker 1: time in Hollywood, you guys. And they're gonna, they're like,
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  Speaker 1: She maybe thought about doing a podcast. She skipped the
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  Speaker 1: podcast and now she's going straight to just being an
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  Speaker 1: influencer selling lube.
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  Speaker 2: She was doing a podcast for a minute. There was
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  Speaker 2: something with her and her friend drinking margaritas.
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  Speaker 1: They always are like, just come over. My best friend
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  Speaker 1: and I are going to keep it real.
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  Speaker 2: It was one of those.
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  Speaker 1: Unfiltered. Then after four times, she starts.
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  Speaker 2: To get a little filtered.
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  Speaker 1: Or you read the comments and you're like, oh, my God,
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  Speaker 1: I've never had to read such mean comments about my
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  Speaker 1: work and my life.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you got to get used to that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because when I was doing movies, yeah, maybe Siskel
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  Speaker 1: and Ebert would say they liked it or they didn't
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  Speaker 1: like it. But I didn't have to read. 700 saying
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  Speaker 1: that this podcast sucks.
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  Speaker 2: About the weirdest things. They find like one little thing
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  Speaker 2: that you've been sensitive about your entire life and they
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  Speaker 2: just pound it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I think a lot of the stars
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  Speaker 1: then drop out of the podcast world. It's the comments.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: It's the direct commenting. But they're like, fine, I'll sell
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  Speaker 1: some lube, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: So what lube company is she working for?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I mean, they're going to be thrilled.
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  Speaker 1: They're going to be thrilled. And then watch now. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: else will get on. Naomi Watts.
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  Speaker 2: Naomi Watts is going to get lubed up.
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  Speaker 1: She's going to be like, what can I do on Instagram, too?
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  Speaker 1: Good for Halle Berry. I know, but sometimes can't us
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  Speaker 1: losers just have one thing? Can we just have one
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  Speaker 1: fucking thing? I'm never going to win an Oscar again.
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  Speaker 2: You have a chance of maybe winning a Golden Globe.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see that?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I did. And did you see that I did
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  Speaker 1: a Golden Globe speech with Guy Branum.
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  Speaker 2: Just two weeks before and.
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  Speaker 1: Then it came up?
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Now, a lot of people are like, Heather, your predictions
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  Speaker 1: are not that. Okay. Now I think that my superpower,
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  Speaker 1: it's not necessarily predictions.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: But something's going on with the universe.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: That started when I talked about getting all the shots
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  Speaker 1: and Jesus loves me the most and I fainted. It's
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  Speaker 1: like divine timing. It's happening all the time. And it's
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  Speaker 1: more just like I say something and I just kind
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  Speaker 1: of put it out there.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And then it comes true. And it's not necessarily like
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  Speaker 1: a true prediction. Like when I talked about an American pope.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: When we talked about who was going to be the pope,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitting there with Guy Branum and I said, wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: it be crazy if we had an American pope? I
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  Speaker 1: like have a feeling like that could happen or something.
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  Speaker 1: And he's like, you know, maybe not because we're not
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  Speaker 1: being like received well for the rest of the world, whatever.
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  Speaker 1: So we got the American Pope. A lot of people
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  Speaker 1: remembered me predicting more. I'm like, I didn't really predict it.
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  Speaker 1: I just talked about it. But it's just like little
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  Speaker 1: things like where I said the Golden Globe. I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 1: I'll never get a Golden Globe. It would have to
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  Speaker 1: be for podcasting. And then literally nine days later, they're like,
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  Speaker 1: we have a– now, of course, the Golden Globe category
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  Speaker 1: thing was already in the works before I spoke about
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  Speaker 1: it with Guy. But it's just kind of weird that
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  Speaker 1: I don't have prior knowledge of this and then I
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  Speaker 1: say it.
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  Speaker 2: And it happens.
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  Speaker 1: And then it happens. Or I said Garcelle is going
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: to leave Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I had no
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  Speaker 1: intel on that. Literally three days later, she announces she's leaving.
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  Speaker 2: You have what they call, you know, psychic abilities or clairvoyance.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't really feel like I have a
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  Speaker 1: talent like that. I just go, oh, I just think
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  Speaker 1: I have a feeling. And now I just say it.
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  Speaker 1: And now it's so fun to have the record of it.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: You know, of like the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Is there any predictions you're feeling right now that you
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  Speaker 2: would like to let out? I mean, anything that you can...
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  Speaker 2: Let us know. And then if it comes true, people
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  Speaker 2: will be like, wow, this is getting crazy.
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  Speaker 1: It'll probably just happen when we talk about topics. It'll
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  Speaker 1: just come. Just like someone draws. What's his name? Draws. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: he's getting married.
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  Speaker 2: Who?
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  Speaker 1: The little guy that would draw and I would imitate him.
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  Speaker 1: Why can't I think of his name?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. Oh, yes. The guy who sees
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  Speaker 2: dead people or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. And he would draw.
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  Speaker 2: He's on Netflix now. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, he's engaged to a guy that looks just
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: like him.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, good.
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: Can I ask you this? How about predicting who's going
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: to win the Golden Globe for Best Podcast?
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: Well, I already know.
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: Amy Poehler. Like, she's got a new podcast.
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to be like Amy Poehler or Mel
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: Robbins or that grifter.
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: The guy with the blue eyes.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: The guy with the blue eyes that, you know, everybody
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: bows down to.
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: Possibly could be Oprah.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, does she have a podcast?
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: It won't be Joe Rogan. It won't be armchair expert.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: Both of those guys should be nominated. They've been doing
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: it really long.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: But they don't want them at the Golden Globes. It's
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: people you want at the Golden Globes.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: Right. Because they're going to be like, None of those
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: people did any movies because nobody's making movies. So how
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: else are we going to get them while they all
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: have a podcast? That's why they did it. That's why
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: they did it. Yeah, you're right.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they did it to get them to the cone.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: Because they're not doing anything else.
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: I just talked about this on my podcast. Oh, my God.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, so now you're the genius.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: You're always a genius.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: But I definitely think you're right.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. How are we going to get people to come?
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: Because how have you never had talk radio be a thing?
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: So why podcast now? Talk radio, Howard, has been around forever.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: We've never incorporated radio.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: But now Star's doing it, so you've got to invite them.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: Exactly. So there you go.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: So there you go. Okay. The Pope.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: He's Catholic. Love that he's Catholic.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: He's a Pope Catholic. Chicago, which I love because, you know,
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: that's my parents' place. So they're in heaven and they're
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: like probably thrilled. And so very like all American Catholic family,
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: not like super, super religious. We've heard from like the
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: brother and stuff.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: Did you see this little controversy?
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, there is. And I have the little controversy. First
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: of all, I loved this. This was a seminary near,
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: I guess, near Chicago where their guy won and they
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: were all cheering. And this was also really funny. This
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: girl said, My mom's literal ex-situationship from when she was 19,
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: allegedly this woman kind of dated him.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: When he was at Villanova or something. Yeah, Villanova. Before,
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: you know, committing to priesthood. And so that was a
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: funny little TikTok that this girl did.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: Well, now you know why he committed to priesthood.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: And then here's the brother. They went through the brother's tweets. Well,
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: first when they were doing all this, I'm like, they
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: must be going through everyone's tweets.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Because every priest now tweets like everybody else. And make
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: sure they don't see something controversial. Well, he didn't, but
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: his brother called Nancy Pelosi a see you next Tuesday
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: in a tweet.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, drunken. A drunken see you next Tuesday.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: So what?
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: You know what? Like everybody, you know, welcome to Catholic families.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of us and we are not responsible
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: for our adult siblings and what they do.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: There's a line in the Godfather.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Where Al Pacino is telling Diane Keaton, she's asking, like,
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: what is this family, your mobster family? He goes, that's
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: my family. That's not me. And I always think of
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: that line when I hear things like this. Right. Or
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: in the case of you, same thing.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: That's my family. That's not me.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: You know, and then, yeah, and like recently I just
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: saw something about Carol Brunette's grandson was trying to do
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: like a GoFundMe or something and he's in a wheelchair
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: and And people are like, how could it be that
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Carol Burnett has, like, left her grandson to be doing this?
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: And then some people wrote, like, don't you know that
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: that boy's mom has been, like, a drug addict and
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: all this stuff, and she's tried over and over and
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: over and over again to connect with them and pay
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: for them and done... And at a certain point, like,
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: she's fucking 90.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Right. And, like... Yeah, what's she got?
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, like, it's always like, oh, my God,
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: can you believe that this person's sibling is, you know.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we all... Everybody has somebody, unfortunately, that gets
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: affected by drug addiction. And there's only so much you
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: can do, like whatever it is. But with this, yeah,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: if you wanted to say that, it doesn't mean he
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: doesn't love his brother. And look, he's already got the
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: big position. He doesn't need to be reelected. He's there
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: until he dies. So go off, everybody. Like anyone in
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: the family can say whatever the hell they want now.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: It's not going to affect him losing his, you know, Pope.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: Thing did you see the conclave the movie.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Conclave i can't i know people are gonna be furious
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: but i have not but i i still want to
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: see it.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: I enjoyed it yeah it's a great plane movie if
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: you're flying anywhere okay perfect two hours you're in and
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: you're out right it's interesting especially now more than ever
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: it's kind of does following the headlines but it's good
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: it is interesting it takes a weird twist at the
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: end but i'm not gonna blow it for everybody okay
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: but you'll be like oh boy here we go.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Well don't blow it for me i will watch it
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: i am gonna um Maybe do a movie review in
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: this episode, which I do want to blow it.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah, blow it.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I'll do it at the end.
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• 18:42
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• 18:45
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• 18:50
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• 18:52
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• 18:56
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• 18:59
  Speaker 2: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: what would you do if it was given back?
• 19:03
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• 19:06
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• 19:09
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• 19:10
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• 19:11
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• 19:14
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• 19:18
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• 19:21
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• 19:22
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• 19:23
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• 19:25
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• 19:26
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• 19:28
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• 19:31
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• 19:34
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• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I but it's interesting when I've talked to people over
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: the weekend that I didn't even know her. well or
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: whatever about the Catholic Pope. And someone's like, well, I
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: was raised Catholic or whatever, but I don't really go
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: to church. Everyone is like reignited into being Catholic.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: It's making people excited and proud and kind of wanting
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: to go back. And that was my one prediction. It
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: was like, let's watch this. Like, it's going to be really,
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: really great for the American churches more than anything.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: That were maybe suffering or schools that weren't getting their
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: enrollment or anything like that.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Well, he's been in Peru for the last, like, 22 years.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but still.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: I know. He's still in America. I mean, they have
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: pictures of him in the Chicago White Sox World Series
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: in the stands. Yeah. With a. With a jersey on
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: and stuff. So that's pretty good.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: My dad's cousin, so it would be my second cousin,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: he was a priest from Ireland.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we have two in the Frangola family too.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: And did you ever have mass at your house?
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: No.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's so cool.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: My.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: And you see, remember how you like the wafers?
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: And then I like see the wafers in the Tupperware
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, I kind of want one, but I
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: knew like how bad that would be. And then my...
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: The priest goes, no, you can eat it. You can
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: eat it before. It's like it's just not blessed yet.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: You know, so it's like or maybe you can't. I
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: don't know. But having the priest.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: It's always weird that you stick that dirty fingers in
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: your mouth. Remember? They would like place it on your tongue.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh. But it's always like it's always like
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: such a coup. If anybody like had the priest come
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: for dinner or if you had mass at your house
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: is like the coolest stuff.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: It's a big deal.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what were you going to say about your
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Catholic life?
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: My uncle, Father Vin.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: He's dead now, but he was a Jesuit priest, and
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: he baptized Patrick Schwarzenegger, all the Schwarzenegger children, out there
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: in Santa Monica at that church.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: This is your cousin?
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: My uncle. My dad's uncle, so my great uncle.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: This is the first time hearing about this?
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: The two of them. They're brothers.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Did you ever go to Mass?
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: No, not with them. Why?
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: They're at Santa Monica Parish.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: They were there for small amounts of time. They traveled around,
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: And your dad wouldn't say, hey.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: He said they're there now. Uncle Joey. It was Joe
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: and Vin. That was their names.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Okay. And you wouldn't go and at least go to
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: one 11 o'clock Mass?
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: No, I never went.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Well, you're a big Catholic disappointment.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: I really am.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: I want to go back to Mother's Day real quickly.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Because Tom Cruise praised ex-Nicole Kidman amid the fact that
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: he's dating the Anna de Armas, who was dating Ben
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Affleck prior.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: For a minute, yeah. Among others.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: And then, so anyway.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Very pretty.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: What do you think's happening here?
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, here we go again with this Tom
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Cruise thing. Say what you want about Tom Cruise. He
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: just doesn't, like, I know there's the rumors and all that,
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: but he just, the one thing about him, say, he
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: just doesn't seem sexual or like, and that's nothing wrong
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: with that. Like he's focused on work. You know what
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: I mean? So why are we pretending that he's into
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Ana de Armas? He's just not. He'd rather make. Mission Impossible.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I feel like I don't know anything about the man.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like I also think like once you've lived that life,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: are you really motivated to like romance yet another woman?
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Exactly. That's what I'm saying.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Like be charmed by her and jump on a couch
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: by her. And like, I mean, yeah, like at a
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: certain point, aren't you? I don't care how much plastic
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: surgery you get and how many of your own stunts do.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: You're like 63. Are you still like pining after a
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: woman in a proper way of like quartering someone? Like
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: what is this?
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Well, it's hype for the new Mission Impossible movie coming.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Of course, yeah, it comes right at that time. Mission
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Impossible is coming out in two weeks.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: And look, I haven't talked about her. I know she
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: was the Marilyn Monroe that like got all the Oscar nods,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: but then people said it was like boring. I never
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: saw it. But I feel like we haven't talked about
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: her in a while, and she was kind of like
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: a hot subject when she was dating Ben Affleck. So
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: sadly– Yeah, guys now, it's working for guys too. If
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: they like, you know, Pete Davidson, he's mostly known. He's
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: not known for his funny characters on SNL, let's be honest.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: He is known to the average person walking on earth
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: because he's dated not only Kim Kardashian, but a lot
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: of famous women. That's not to say he's not super
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: funny and talented, but like it does help people know
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: who you are when you're dating somebody Of interest.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, it used to be the way they did
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: it in the 50s. Yeah, they wouldn't match you. Yeah,
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: it would just exactly go out with this person. And
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: it's true. I mean, some people, look at, I mean, honestly,
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: all the women that he's dated, their careers have been
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: helped by, I mean.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: But people feel like.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Not to, you know, Penelope Cruz is a great actress,
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: but it helped. It helped with Mimi Rogers. I mean,
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: who knew who she was before they started dating?
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: And, you know, all the other ones.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Nicole Kidman. And then, but I feel like
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Katie Holmes is, she thought it would boost her more
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: into the movie star world, and it really didn't.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: No. Well, yeah. I mean, I think you got to be.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know how good an actress she is. Nicole
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Kidman's good.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So anyway, so then Nicole Kidman, they said, excludes
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: her kids with her ex, Tom Cruise, from her Mother's
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Day post. Well, she has had no relationship with those
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: two kids since they broke up.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: The two kids were adopted.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: With him. And there was always the rumor that that's
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: why they got divorced, because he believed something was going
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: on where there was some claim that he thought she
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: was some infidelity thing. Because like she or I don't
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: remember what it was, but the two adopted kids with him.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: And then they and she said she was shocked when
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: he dumped her and he dumped her right before the
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: 10 year mark. And people wondered if that had to
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: do with money. And then she went on to, I believe,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: carry the daughters. So she only with a... What's his name?
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: The singer.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Urban.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: So, yeah. And then her mom. And I'm like, well,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: she doesn't have any relationship with him, you know? And also,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: it's just like, I don't know. Like, that was just
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: her post.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: It's just like people... Sometimes these posts on these days
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: just get so analyzed and you can't do it right.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Like, you know. Yeah.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: You can't. It's like we're all getting together for the graduation.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: So Brandon is coming down from Oregon. Drake, I'm going
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: to see him, you know, tonight. And then we're all
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: going to be together on Wednesday for the graduation. So
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: just McKenzie came. Okay.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Did you post a Mother's Day picture?
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I just posted it with McKenzie.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I'm like, it's my mother's day. Like, I don't need
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: to go. Like, why do I need to spend 20
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: minutes doing hashtags?
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Like, fuck.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Like, just, no, we had a great day. Went to
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: a fancy brunch, took some photos. I went in my pool.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: It was the best. Who cares?
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: I can't. I can't even find a picture with me
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: and my mother together. Like, we took, I mean, she's
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: still going. Yeah, yeah. She'll send, like, a picture to
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: show this to Becca. She'll be like, there's a phone
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: down here. I'm like, why did you take that picture?
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: So I can't post anything like that, you know?
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so much of it is, and then it's like,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: this was great, okay? This was Hilaria crossing the streets
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: of New York, holding her book, which came out, Hilaria Baldwin,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: holding her book like this so you could see it
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: and being like, now you can pay these paps to
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: come take part as you. But you know what? I'm like, hey,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: the book came out right around Mother's Day.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: You got to sell that book. We we I had books,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: you know, and I'd go into the bookstore and I'd
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: put mine in front of other people like everything you
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: had to do.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Actually, when we did like when we did after lately,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: my second book was like a storyline and I had
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: like a big party and I'm like carrying the book
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: sign across the street, like calling the paparazzi.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: It's all what you have to do. She's got to
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: sell the book.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Wasn't Jerry Jewell at that? Didn't she come and film?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: And after lately, she came. She loved my impression of her. No,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: she showed up at the book.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: My actual book signing, who I would do an impression
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: of Jerry Jewell from Facts of Life as a stand-up comedian.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: And I remember my friend goes, as we're going through,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: as I'm signing the book, my friend goes, Jerry Jewell
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: is here. I go, shut up.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: And she's like, no. And- I go, hi. And she
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: was like, I love the impression. A lot of people
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: have done me. I love it. And if you ever
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: want me on the show, I'd love to come. So
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: then we wrote her a part. She got paid as
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: an actor to be in the bit about me getting
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: caught doing an impression of her while she's in the audience.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: I think I remember your book party. I could be wrong.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: And correct me if I am.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: The book party, the second book, I had a real
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: book party.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Yes. And I think the guy who did... hide your
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: kids hide your wife I think he was there.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: No because somebody wrote me but then I pressed my
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: PR he was right I'm not crazy yeah my PR
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: guy at the time goes this guy wants to come
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: and I mentioned it to you guys and you're like
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: fucking yes have him come and he came I know
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: because I was like why the hell not you know
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: I remember he.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Was trying to explain to me who he was and
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: it was kind of loud and he was like I'm
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: the hide your kids hide your wife and I'm like
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: what and then I was like oh yeah because you
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: look completely different you have like straight hair and I mean, wow.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: I was desperate for anyone to come and stand in
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: front of that thing and tell the book. So anyway,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I have not read the book, but I did hear
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: that she does talk about the accent thing, but not much.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: and says something to the effect that she has a
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: code-identifying problem.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Like a dyslexic-type situation. Yeah, it's complete bullshit, but whatever.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: If you want to sell the book, just be like,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: I started it, and I just kind of loved it.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: And then it was like, Yeah, maybe it'll be like
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: the lie that Sherry Papini said, that she started her lie,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: that she got kidnapped, and then she just couldn't stop
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: the lie. Yeah, yeah. But I guess she doesn't want
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: to say that. But, I mean, I love it. The Hilaria,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Sherry Papini.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: And also, it's like, she's like a boring girl from, like, Boston.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: It's probably like, I don't know, I felt more exciting
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: when I was a Spanish. You know what I mean?
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Like, that's it.
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: It's more fun to say cucumber than cute-cumber. That's it. Yeah.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: And I also just want to say... My friend told
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: me that Alec Baldwin was going to this restaurant all
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: the time and he had a thing for Spanish girls.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I spoke Spanish and I turned it on and he
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: never asked me anything about me. We got married in
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: six months and then had seven kids.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: And he just found out a year ago that I'm
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: from Boston and he still won't make a big deal
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: out of it.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: He's just like, I'm in now, you know?
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: And then J-Lo just did like spinning around, which, you know,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: a lot of women could just, I took a bathing
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: suit photo. Why the fuck not? Okay, so then, let's
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: see what else I want to talk about. Okay, P. Diddy.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: So this was from People, Jury, and Nearly Final. This
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: is from a couple days ago. Don't you think it's
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: kind of interesting that in this day and age, we
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: still have like a sketch reporter?
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. In only certain cities, I believe.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: It's like such an old-fashioned thing. I mean, it's kind
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: of like a beautiful art if that's what you do. Like,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you're an artist and you can draw.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: That's a great gig. You get to draw. You get
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: to be on a juicy crime.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: I know. And then when you're off, you're at Universal
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Studios doing caricatures of people with a big head on
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: a skateboard.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: But, like, of all the things, like, and same with
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: court reporters. I'm like, why do you need in the
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: day of today, but even AI from the last year
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: and a half, why? And I don't want a court
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: reporter to lose her job or his. But, like, why
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: do we, like, wonder, like, do we really need that anymore? Yeah.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: You know, like, wouldn't they just be able to.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Well, core report and sketch art is two different things. But, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I know, I know. But both things, like, wouldn't it
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: be able to just, like, we'd have photos. And we
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: would have, it just, just like you talk, text talk
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: to your phone. Like, why do you have to go,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: can you read that back to me? Yeah. But anyway,
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, it is. I think it does vary from,
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: I've always thought state to state. You could see in
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: some states they allow photographs. Oh. And some don't. I
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: think New York is one.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, so if they don't, then you bring in the sketch.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: That's why if it's in a New York courtroom, you
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: still see sketch artists.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: And then I wonder, like, if you win, then you're like, hey,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: can I buy that off of you? Because it was, like,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: such a great experience. Like, if you're the, you know, like,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: if you're the person on trial who didn't go to prison.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know about this one. He looks like a.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: They gave him a little white.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because he's gray.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: He is gray, but.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, he's gray. Anyway.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Then I'll let you do the die in prison.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: You know, 50 Cent. Always such a good time. He
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: posted this when they were looking for the jury. And
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: it's a photo of him, six of him in six
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: different colored suits.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: This guy comes up pretty funny.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: He is funny. And you know what? Make sure you
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: realize why he was into Chelsea. He probably loved our
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: show and was probably obsessed with the show. He wanted
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: to be a comedian. He wanted to be on the stage.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, so the family arrived, all the kids, everybody in force.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: That's another thing about these big, long things. You know,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: your whole family goes. And then, like any trial, it
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: starts to teeter off.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Like, is everyone going to come every single day, dressed
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: to the nines, where you have, like, a limited amount
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: of places to eat for lunch?
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Right. You get in the court cafeteria. Yeah. Yeah.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Like, you know, are you going to go until the end?
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Even when it's like you're the family of the victim,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: even they get tired after a while and are like,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go or I don't want to
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: hear that part of the testimony. They give them a
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: heads up. It's going to get real graphic or whatever.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: So in, I guess, according to the prosecutors who's setting
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: up some of the stuff they're going to present, a
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: lot of it is from Cassie because once she got
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: her big $ 30 million or whatever from the case with him,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: I guess all of that then became, hey, you want
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: to be a witness for us? And she was like,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: I guess so.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: And she's the one on the hotel elevator video? Yes.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: So her whole story, which was in her case, which
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: got her the $ 30 million, that's really the evidence. That's
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: the strong evidence. And then because their defense is he
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: just had these freak-offs. Everybody that wanted to be there
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: wanted to be there. Yes, we had sex workers, but
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: they were workers. They were paid.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: No one was there against their will and no one
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: was underage. And like, so you shouldn't jury judge my
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: client on his sexual preferences.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: But in it, it says the feds, this is according
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: to TMZ, who's covering this case. The feds say Diddy
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: called the parties with male escorts, freak offs, wild king
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: nights or hotel nights. And they say his staff organized
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: transportation and lodging and set up rooms with lubricant and lighting,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: paying sex workers.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, hopefully it was the Halle Berry lubricant. Wait, I
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: think there could be a tie-in. Where's Halle Berry when
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: you need her?
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, but they said one of the things
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: that he mentioned was that Diddy made an escort pee
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: on in Cassie's mouth. They say Diddy was directing every
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: step of the sex parties. And he expected the women
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: to appear like they were enjoying themselves.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: So the peeing in the mouth, you know, well, you know.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: What that reminds me of. I mean, what does that
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: remind you of?
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, not to bring it back to our
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: old boss, but like she had like a video and
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: has talked about it on talk shows and everything. Like
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: she was in the water about to get up from
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: like snorkeling and Jason whipped it out and peed. on
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: her face, and the video went viral.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: She was in the water.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: In the water. I mean, she could just dip her head. But, like, still, like, oh,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: what a funny thing this is. But I'd be like, no,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: this isn't funny. But then there are people, I'm sure,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: that would say, that's my sexual kink, is I actually
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: want to be peed on and all that other stuff.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Clip that. Clip that. Take it out of context. Yeah,
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: take it out of context. Just to be telling you.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: My sexual kink is I'm like, Peter, don't you dare
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: go to the bathroom before we both hop in the
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: shower together. Because I want to feel it.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Don't have asparagus for the next or the previous three days.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Right, before we get mine, because that's my kink.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Because I'm into it.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: That's my kink. I don't know, but that's what they're
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: going to say. Who knows what this is? Who knows
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: that they won't bring... In people, women, as experts saying, yeah,
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: it's something that I really loved. I love the flavor.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know what they're going to have. They're going
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: to try to say that everybody was a willing participant. Yeah.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, you have to have a defense, and
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: there's your defense.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Okay. Let's lighten it up because it's a dark subject.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: I wrote to you and I said, are you watching Hacks?
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: I have.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Season four, HBO Max. This is the show I've talked about.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Guy Brennan wrote on it the first season, so he's
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: not writing on it this season. This season is the
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: character of Deborah Vance, who's kind of a combo of,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: it's a created character, but I feel like they take
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: a lot from different people and then create a character.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: So it's a little Joan Rivers-ish that she's sold stuff
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: on QVC and she's kind of snarky and then, you know,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: there's a little of like, I see myself in it.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Like I see a lot of, it's really a great character.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Her name's Deborah Vance and she's in her early 70s
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: and they decide to give the new late night spot
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: to her.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Which, I'm sorry, would never happen.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Never.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: It wouldn't happen for a 70 year old man. I mean,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: you want to give it to someone that's going to
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: do it for 20 years.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: At least, at least, in my opinion.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: I did watch like four episodes of Season 4 last night. And, I, I,
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: I've tried to give this show, I've given this show
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: a hundred chances. I, I, I'm sorry. I know it
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: wins all the awards. I, it's just bad. I'm sorry. I, I'm,
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: it's a bad show as a guy who's in comedy.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: I don't feel the people who are behind it are
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: in comedy. Like I'm, I don't feel like the standup
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: is portrayed properly. I don't feel like the road is
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: portrayed properly. I don't feel like late night television portrayed properly.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: And I thought it.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Was a little, I felt it was a little bit
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: because they show like, you know, trying to get, they
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: don't make a guest falls out. We would have things
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: like that. And especially in the beginning. And like, I
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: actually thought there was a lot of things. It was,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: to me, it was quite triggering to use the word
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: of the decade. And I felt like I couldn't even sleep. Okay,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: you didn't get to the episode.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Not yet. I'm on four.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: She does something so cruel to the young woman writer
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: that now they're at odds. They were best friends. She
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: was the assistant.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: I know, yeah.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Not the assistant. She was her writer, and then she
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: became head writer. And she does something so cruel and
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: humiliating while they're watching. Okay, I'm just going to tell
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: you what she does.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: So they're matched they're they're hating each other during this
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: time she hates her head she hates they hate each
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: other and the girl has a the girl is bisexual.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: The the girl what's the hannah einbein.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Hannah's character is and um And at one time she
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: had a very serious girlfriend early, like two seasons ago,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: that was like a rising actress. And she thought they
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: were going to get married and the girl dumped her.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: The girl comes on as a last minute. No, the
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: girl ends up doing a longer segment. Debra goes to
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: keep her for a longer time. Already Hannah's dying because
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: it's her ex-girlfriend. And she's like, okay. So she's on
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: the floor watching it. And they have time to fill.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: And Debra goes... Don't you have a funny story about
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: your superhero ring that you use in this movie? And
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: then the girl goes, oh, well, I didn't think I
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: was going to tell this story, but yes. Didn't your
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: ex-girlfriend think that the ring was for her? And she
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: has this whole story where Hannah thought the girl was
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: going to ask her to marry her because she found
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: the ring, which was just a prop.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Watching it. It was like, to me, it was just
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: one of those things after being on a late night
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: show where writers were used for content and used in
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: a humiliating way. It was so triggering. I literally could
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: not sleep all night. Wow. So I was like, it
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: was so mean. Yeah. So to me, I find it interesting,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: but I definitely will agree it's not getting the buzz
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: as far as just among people I know that it
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: did the first couple seasons.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Here's my problem with it. I watch it. I'm like,
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: what year is this being shot in? Just like talking
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: about late night television as if it's still relevant. Like
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: at one point she goes, first of all, like you
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: said earlier, there's no way she would be hired to
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: be late night television. It just wouldn't have happened. So
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: right there, the premise is ridiculous. And then... she says
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: something like, I need this in three months to be
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: a global phenomenon, this show.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: To be number one, yeah.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: There's no, it doesn't happen anymore. Yeah, yeah. Then you
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: need to be talking about podcast, like Joe, like things
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: like that. Yeah. You're losing your, maybe they do, I
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: You know what? That's what's gonna happen.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like you're losing your gas to- Season five.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Is now gonna be her getting a podcast.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or like losing out guests to whatever shows. I mean,
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: it's just, sometimes I find it to be like, Like
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: just even the Helen Hunt character, I'm like, this doesn't
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: even exist anymore. And I think everybody knows that. Like
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: talking about late night television, it feels like such an
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: archaic plot line to base an entire season on.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Right. Yeah. Well, I see what you mean, but there's
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: some kind of things. Then they have the writers and
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: they're just like such a mismatch of weirdos.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: I hate when they make, as a guy who was
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: a television writer, you as well on the same show,
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Good looking. We had a very good looking staff of people.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: I hate when they make all the writers the frump-a-dumps
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: that they have in this show.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Well, they're just a handy, or just, I don't know.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: It's fine. But I still love the two of them.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: And the acting is incredible.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: They're good.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: I disagree. I think Hannah's... I know.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: I'm just telling you.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: I think Hannah's acting is.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: She's excellent. She's better than she's ever been this year.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: I think her acting is really, really good.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: And Jean Smart's always great.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: So even if you don't like this season, I think
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: she should definitely be nominated.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: She's great.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Like, she's crying on cue. Yeah.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Like, I.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say this. But, I mean, and she
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: has a freakout.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: And quits. And it made me go, oh, my God,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I never, ever, like... It just, like I said, it
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: was just a very, like it says it's been 10
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: years since I've been there. I personally think they did
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: capture it, but maybe you didn't. Maybe because I'm a woman,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: I feel like my perspective is different and being like
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: that person that was at one time really like, also
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: she was really close to her at one time. Now
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: they hate each other. Like there's a lot about it,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: but I'm glad to get your perspective.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And also I'm going to say this and I
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: don't know why it drives me crazy. And I think
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: it might be an HBO thing. Uh, I've never seen
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: worst extra acting in my life. First of all, Sex
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: and the City used to have the worst.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: You mean the background actors?
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: The background people. The people in the background who were
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: just going really over. And I thought Sex and the
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: City was the worst one. And now this is topping it.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Whoever's directing the second people, the unit, whatever they call it,
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: those people need to just tell them, just don't do anything.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Don't do anything. She's going to walk past. They're going
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: to have a blowout by the pool. You don't need
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: to go, like you're in a Charlie Chaplin movie. I mean,
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: it drives me insane. Now I can't stop watching the
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: background actors and it drives me nuts.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: That is a good time. You know our show is
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: coming back. Have you seen the trailer for Sex and
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: the City?
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: Yes. Way too much kids.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Way too much kids. And I'm like, but I'll never
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: not watch it. But I'm not excited. Like, I'm sorry,
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: I'm sad, Chaz. Chaz is gone.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Wait, Chaz, was it her name?
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't Chaz.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: What was the name? Diaz. It was something Diaz.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Chay Diaz. Chay Diaz.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: I'm bummed that Chay... I loved the whole... I loved
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: the Chay Diaz.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Thing so much. We goofed on her so much, they
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: got rid of her.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: It was so much fun to talk about. I'm like,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: I hope she... I hope.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: And she started getting better. Yeah. You know, like the
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: second season, it got a little better. I mean, it was... Anyway,
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: well now she.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: But we see Miranda and she's got like a new
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: love and we'll see what happens. But I don't know
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: if it was the music or what, but the trailer
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: was not getting me excited. But I'll never not stop watching.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: No, me too.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, so now let's talk about some other things. Apparently
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: there's been a lot of talk about Kelly Clarkson leaving
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: her daytime talk show. She was on stage and she
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: referenced like, This was so great to come on stage and,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: you know, she did like a show. We can't do
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: a lot of these with the daytime shows. So I
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: don't think being a daytime talk show host was ever
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: like her aspirations. When she was a nobody, it was
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: to be a singer. And she doesn't need the money.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: She has this whole other talent that she probably feels
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: is not getting. But I also feel that's why the
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: show's a hit.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, does she sing in the beginning?
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, she sings all the time. But I just think
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: she's a very likable person, but it's a hit.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: She's very good.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: She doesn't want to do it anymore, but she hasn't
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: announced it. Yeah.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Is that your opinion, or did she not want to
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: do it anymore? She hasn't been there for a while.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: She has said many things where it's clear that she
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: is having guilt and wants to, not guilt, but she
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: wants to be with her young kids more. And whatever
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: the situation is, I don't know why they can't move
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: it to Nashville or wherever. Why they can't move the
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: shows closer together. They're probably trying to do anything to
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: keep her.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Because I don't think bringing somebody else in is going
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: to keep the audience. So the latest rumor is that
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: they may.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Be giving– They're going to bring in some 70-year-old comedian.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: They're going to give– the rumor is Hody Coppy.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: I know. I saw that.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: But we've already done that. That doesn't make sense either.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: And then apparently she left Jenna Hager Bush because– wait.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: That's not her name. Jenna Bush Hager.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Um, because they weren't going to pay her what she wanted. Yeah.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: And then that she was an older mom and wanted
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: to walk the kids to school. So then I was like, okay,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: she'll just like do, and she already has podcasts. I'm like,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: she'll just do her podcast and like, whatever that'll be now.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I don't think it'll be her. I don't, I don't know.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Maybe they think let's go for something old and familiar
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: since the audience that watches it is not probably young moms.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: But I think if I was the executive, I would
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: get like a funny young girl.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: To do it.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: But also I think the appeal- That would bring in
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: like a hip audience.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: I think the appeal of this show is that it
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: is the singing and stuff.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Yeah.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: You almost need somebody who can sing like the other one.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: I feel like they were doing that had happened with
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Jennifer Hudson, but I don't think Jennifer Hudson sings on
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: her show.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think so either. Who does the spirit
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: walk where they walk down the hallway and all the
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: people sing for them?
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, that is- Isn't that Jennifer Hudson? That is Jennifer Hudson.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. That's become quite a thing.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: So that's her thing. That's her, you know, karaoke cut, whatever.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: Carpool karaoke. Yeah.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: You know, he came back. When did they? James Corden
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: was at the Met Gala. Oh, yeah.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: He's emerging. I don't miss him.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: We were done with him.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: I don't miss him at all.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: Listen, I love your English fans, but take him back.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: We don't want him anymore. We are done with him. Yeah. Again.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what? That's a late night choice that
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: pissed me off.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Lasted a long time.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Keep it to Americans. No, just kidding.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, lasted a long time.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Why are these English people taking all of our jobs?
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: They're already all the hostesses at fancy restaurants. You always
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: have to have an English accent to answer the phone.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: She didn't do it for that long. I mean, she
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: hasn't been on it for 20 years. You know what
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: I mean? How long has she been doing her talk show?
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: I also just think people, younger people, which I love,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: it's like, They're all about their mental health. And if
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: this show is not fun anymore and she knows I
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: don't need the paycheck, she would never have to work
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: again another day in her life. She could live a
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: lovely life, pay for college, buy her kids first homes.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: You know, I think there comes a time where people
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: are just like, I don't want to do it. Like, sure,
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: will I regret it? I don't know, maybe. But maybe not. Like,
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: who cares? I don't know. She's, you know... And also,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: you know, yeah, she's divorced. She's, you know... looking great.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: I'm shocked at how many people watch these afternoon... I mean,
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: it's a lot of them on. And they all do
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: seem to do pretty well.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Hers is exceptional.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: I know. Hers is.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, so getting to the latest on the Blake Lively.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: People call her Fake Lively.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, is that right? Yeah.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: It's like Amber Turd.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: And she is... supposedly breaking her silence, but it's through
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: her attorney. She has been... She has gotten notice. She
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: will be subpoenaed to testify in the Justin Baldoni, Blake Lively...
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift will. Taylor Swift will. And they're basically saying
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: her attorney said to the effect of, she didn't write
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: the script. She was never on set. One of her
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: songs was used for it. That's it. She didn't advise anybody.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: She didn't... Because... It goes back to one thing that
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Blake Lively wrote in text going back and forth with
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Justin when they were on decent terms while filming the
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: movie is she wanted to rewrite this scene that clearly
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Ryan Reynolds got his hands on with his corny ass
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: weird jokes. And that's where she goes, you know, where
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: he's like, I like you. And she goes, what are you, five?
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: I like you. And then that was one of the
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: weird Ryan lines. The other one was, He's like, I'm
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: a neurosurgeon. And she starts hysterically laughing. She's like, oh,
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: I thought you were like a finance bro. Like it
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: was just anyway. So he goes, OK, I get it.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Great job. Like he's just appeasing her. He's like, great
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: job on it. And she's like, yeah, like basically she
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: says it. Ryan and or she refers to Ryan and
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: Taylor as I've got two dragons. Have you ever seen
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Game of Thrones? I'm like Khaleesi's and I've got my
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: two dragons here. And they loved, you know, working on
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: it with me. So now Taylor, who nobody ever wants
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: to be dragged into a subpoena, especially when you're famous,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: which means your text messages might be subpoenaed. And I
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: don't even know if you can filter, but I mean,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: I don't think anybody would ever want their phone turned
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: over to anybody, let alone a court thing in a public.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: So I think she's probably like, he did say I saw,
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: I met her once, like once she was there. At
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: the house and was like, oh, I'm excited. You know,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I'm excited for this movie. Congrats. And so basically now
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: she's saying, no, like, I didn't help write this thing.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: I wasn't there to, like, lead me out of it.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: But that's too bad. She's going to come.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: Wow. I mean, that'll be exciting.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: And then Blake Lively's rep slams bully Justin Baldoni for
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: subpoenaing her. They said it calls an attack on women's rights.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Which I'm like, sorry, this is a big thing. You
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: brought it on and you should have thought about before
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: you filed the lawsuit, you know, that all these people
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: that are in your life, including, I guess, Bradley Cooper
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: was somehow mentioned too.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: They all live in the same building or something. I
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: think in New York they all live in the same building.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Or he was at the party that like Ryan yelled
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: at Justin.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: There's so much. Blake Lively asked the judge to make
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Justin Baldoni and others hand over financial records. This I
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: could see happening. So he's suing for $ 400 million.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: And when this happens with like– which is along the
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: same lines of slander. So you say I'm this horrible
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: person and I want to sue– you say something. I
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: killed a puppy, OK? And I didn't kill a puppy
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: and I proved I didn't kill a puppy. But you
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: said it and I lost a puppy chow commercial and da-da-da-da.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: So now if I sue you for slander, I would
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: have to prove that right after you said I killed
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: a puppy, the deal that had already been inked was revoked.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: And I lost $ 2 million to selling Puppy Chow. So
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: she's saying like you have to prove that since then
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: you've lost, you and Wayfarer have lost at least $ 400
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: million worth of business.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: He was dumped by the agent and I guess lost
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: a directing job.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: That's normal that he'd have to show that. But this
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: is not going away.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, I wish it would. I mean, I'm so, I
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: was into it.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: I know, but I have to just fill people in.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: No, I understand. I get it. But it's one of
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: those stories that I just feel like I've had enough,
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: you know, of both of them.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Well, I really had enough because I watched Another Simple Favor.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: So if this is something you guys want to watch, okay,
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: skip like a couple minutes because I'm going to tell
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: you what I fucking thought of it.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: It was awful. It was the worst, and I loved
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: the first one.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: The first one was like a black comedy, and there
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: were twists and turns, and I didn't know where it
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: was going. This one is like a crazy soap opera
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: turned weird Lifetime movie with awful acting, mixed in with
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Nickelodeon acting. Wow. It was so bad. Right away, I
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: predicted the... The plot.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Which was. Okay.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Spoiler.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: So in the first one. It turns out she has
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: a twin sister. And she kills a twin sister.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: Anna Kendrick or.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Blake Lively. And she kills a twin sister. And like. Whatever.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: I don't even remember.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: It was so long ago. She gets out of prison.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: Now she.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Wants Anna Kendrick to be her maid of honor. After
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Anna Kendrick. And Anna Kendrick's character. Is doing everything we do.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: She's got. You know. A YouTube. She's looking at her likes.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: She's.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: Posting all the time and she's got books and she's
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: like come and be my maid of honor even though
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: like you thought I tried to kill you or whatever
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: and since I've seen so many parodies of people imitating
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Blake Lively in the last movie I just can't take
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: her seriously like she still has weird outfits on and
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: like she's very like a skirt with pants underneath and
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: too many chains and she's like hmm and she does
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: this weird thing with her mouth and she's like Hey, baby.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: No. Oh, sweetheart.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. And her hair is like crazy. And it's
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: just it's bizarre. She's making like twenty nine martinis in
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: a row. And like and it's just it's just awful.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: And the twists are so stupid. And the twist. OK,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: ready for the full spoiler?
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: She gets married to a guy, turns out. Um, the only,
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: she was his beard and he was really gay.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: So that was one thing. Then her, another, what I
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: predicted was they're not, they're not just twins. There's like,
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: they're identical triplets. Oh, so sure enough, the third one comes.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: Who is it?
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: Which has been a movie a million times. It's herself
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: playing identical. So it's her playing both roles and they
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: just kind of change her eye makeup a little and
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: like change her lipstick. And, Are you ready for the
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: finale of this?
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Yes, I am.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: The sister is sexually obsessed with her and they have
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: lesbian sex.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: What? The sister?
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: The twin, the triplet sisters do, except one is dead.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: They all, oh, I don't like that.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: And they're making out. And so it's like, maybe this
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: would have been shocking had we not seen White Lotus.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: I feel like just the poster alone is going for
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: the White Lotus audience.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, with all the different people. Oh, and then in
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: the corner is Elizabeth Perkins with the wig on. I
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: never understood what her character was. She was barely in it.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: I think she had Alzheimer's. I don't even know. I
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: was going to look up Please Explain the Movie to
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: me because I was falling asleep in between. And I
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: was like, I don't care. It was so lame. It
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: was embarrassingly bad and lame.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: So at the end, she has lesbian sex with her sister.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Her twin sister.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: The sister drugs her and then goes down on her
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: and fingers her and stuff.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: Really? Oh.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: And then the way she saves herself from her mean
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: sister is she says.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: Peas in somebody's mouth? What?
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Is she says, yes, we are in love. And they
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: start making out in front of her son, who's 10.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: And the 10-year-old's dad died.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: The morning of his mom remarrying and he still was
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: like at the ceremony.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Like the guy is killed and they're like, well, we're
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: still just going to go ahead with this wedding now.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: I don't even know. But what was nice about it
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: is it took place in Capri, however you want to
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: announce it. And that was fun because I was there
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: last summer and I liked looking at the places.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's awesome.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: So like if you want to just look at the
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: beautiful views and like you've ever been there or you
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: want to revisit it in your life, That's fun.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds nice.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: But it was an awful movie.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, I could... I wouldn't even.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: And this girl, this girl in the corner, she's a
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: book agent. And so when she's like, oh my God, Sean,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: who was the husband who just died, but someone killed him.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: She's like, he just died. And she jumps up and down. Yay,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: new book. We're going to have a new book. And
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: I guess it's supposed to be like weird and campy.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: It just didn't... It just.
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: I think.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: I could have possibly enjoyed it had this whole last
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: six months not happened.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a little tainted by Blake Lively.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: I'm tainted by all the horrible impressions of Blake Lively
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: and the fact that she's that person. Yeah. And there
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: you go.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: That was awful. Okay, let's talk about Karen Reid, the
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: latest with Karen Reid. I mentioned you the other day
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: when I talked about it.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, good. How so?
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: Well, one of the biggest things is they. say, how
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: is it that she brings her friend, Jen McCabe, to
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: go look for missing John, and they discover him on
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: the front lawn of Jen McCabe's sister and brother-in-law's home
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: who had the party.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: The defense is you obviously knew he was already dead.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: You already knew where he was because why didn't you
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: run into the house and see if anybody else was
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: dead or let alone run in and go, I hate
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: to wake you guys up, but like fucking John, who
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: was hanging out with us last night, it's dead on
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: the front lawn. So, and she's just like, you know, well,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: they were sleeping. And it reminded me of every time
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: you would tell me that, There could be two men
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: on your front lawn fighting, and your dad would be like,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: shut the door.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: Shut the door. Not our business. Shut the door. Yeah.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: My whole life has been shut the door.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: It's not our business. Shut the door. It's not our business.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: So basically, if you want to believe the prosecution and
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: that Karen Reid– In a fit of rage, being pissed
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: at him, thinking he was going to break up with
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: her and she was flirting with some other guy and
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: drunk at the same time. On purpose, not just drunk,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: but on purpose, backed up into him and left him
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: to die. Then went home and left him 44 messages saying,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: fuck you, I hate you. You're a pervert. I hate you.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: Which the rumor is the reason she's calling him a pervert,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: which I thought was a weird word.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Is the rumor is... Among the town is these particular
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: groups of cops were swingers.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: And so maybe she had heard the rumor and thought
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: he was swinging with people in the house.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: So she's mad, like any woman that just is drunk
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: and thinks they're not getting the attention they deserve. Yeah.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: Left 44 messages.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: So they want us to believe that that's what happened.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: But she was also texting somebody, right? As well. I'm not,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: I'm not all that.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: She was texting this ugly guy that had no neck
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: named Higgins.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, no neck Higgins.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: No neck Higgins. And she was, I think she, she
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: thought he was cheating with somebody or whatever. And she
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: just started to reach out. It was like the one
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: number she had, in my opinion, had her phone. And
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: she was just kind of fishing to just get a compliment,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: but I don't think she was really looking to like,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: fuck him. But I think he, thought something else was
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: going on, so maybe he got in a fight with them, whatever.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: We'll never really know. But he has all these scratch
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: marks on his arms that are indicative of a dog
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: who then conveniently got rehomed and nobody knows where the
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: dog is or what happened with the dog.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: So does he have injuries? I'm not that familiar with
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: the case. Ask me anything. So does he have injuries
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: that look like a car ran you over? Because I mean,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: I feel like there's a specific type of injury.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: So.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: The prosecution expert people would say, yes, I've seen a
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: face like that that's been hit by a car. The
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: defense is like, if he was hit by the car,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: why are there no broken bones on his chest and
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: his ribs and everything like that?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: There isn't. The only injuries he had was the face
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: looked like it was beat up and, you know, hit
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: the back of his head.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: Right, right.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: And... And that was it. So all these people got
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: rid of their phones, deleted calls, deleted text messages, said
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: the calls were butt dials. So they deleted them, but
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: then once they were retrieved, they're like, why were you
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: calling your sister and this and that? And, oh, it
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: was a butt dial. Oh, we weren't really talking. It
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: was butt dials. They get rid of all that evidence
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: because they had a dad like Mr. Frangiolla who just said,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: You know, shut the door. It's not our business. And therefore,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: we're not going to be help. Everybody's ring cameras all
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: in the neighborhood or video security. All of that was
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: unfortunately not attainable.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Nobody could see the person across the street who also
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: was some cop. We would have been we would have
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: had his film. Yeah. We would have seen her do
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: a three point turn. She said, I did a three
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: point turn to turn around. Is that when I hit him?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: So she probably did back cause her car is showing
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: that she, there was an acceleration, but that could just
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: be drunk and mad. It doesn't mean that she hit him.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: Then they also said, um, when we first found him there,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: we didn't find any of the red taillight cracked. Then
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: we took her car and then we came back from
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: after having the car in our possession, went back to
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: collect more evidence. And that's where we found 42 pieces
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: of the red taillight. So they're like, you put it
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: around like Easter eggs, you know, and just splacked it,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: you know, like, So all of it, you know, but
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: other people might say maybe they did this. Maybe they
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: just didn't want their phones being retrieved because they were swingers,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: because they did talk shit, because they were doing shady
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: shit in the department. Maybe that's why they got rid
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: of all their stuff. She still hit him. So pretty
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: much most people watching it believe there's an acquittal. But
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: we don't know. We're not the jury.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: So she's currently on trial for murder of her husband.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, not just like manslaughter, like murder. But they could
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: come back and say manslaughter, I think, or they could
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: just acquit it, make her free. Or they could say, no,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: she purposely did it and then left these angry messages,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: which is the opposite of what people do when they
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: kill someone. They leave nice messages on the phone. A
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: lot of people think if there's an insurance, this has
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with insurance, but most people, when it's
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: a domestic thing, It's what was the motivation? Why would
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: you kill your husband? Well, there was $ 3 million insurance.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: Why would you kill your wife?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: A hundred.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: Um, so anyway, I was talking to Peter and I
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: guess there is no life insurance on me anymore.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: No, no. And then I thought, get it. Then you're dead.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: No. Now I think this is extra insurance for him.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: If something was to happen to me.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: He could say suspicious.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: I don't even, I'm not even going to make a
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: dollar off of her.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: I think if someone wants to kill someone, they've got
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: to want to kill them more than they want the
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: insurance money. They should let the insurance lapse. They should
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: let them know it lapsed. They should have a conversation of,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: you know, since you turned this age, it's so expensive.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: I just didn't renew it. Okay, then wait about a year.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: Then knock them off.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: That's a good idea.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And that could be the prediction that we ask for.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: But this is one of those trials– It's up there
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: with the Johnny Depp stuff.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: There's stuff in there like the shitting on the bed.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: Remember shitting on the bed?
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: Of course. It was great.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: With Amber Turd. And all those kind of the weird,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, it really does kind of bring a nation
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: together in a fun way.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: When there is, yeah. Especially when, because I'm not that
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: familiar with it. But I do see things from time
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: to time and I'm like, oh, now I'll read about
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: this because I see salacious text messages and stuff. That's
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: the fun. And she's good looking so that that helps.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? So, yeah, it's fun. It's
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: a fun one.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: And then I heard another content creator came up with
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: something that said that the guy, the nephew at the house, okay,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: I mean the son of the people who own the house,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: who was like in his 20s, supposedly was seen on
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: John's ring camera saying, fuck you, like a week before.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: And they think that maybe they had beef or he
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: was selling drugs and John was going to catch him.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know. So I asked... this girl who came
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: on my show, it was a great podcast, Annie Elise,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: and I said, have you heard that? And she goes,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: I have not heard that. So also, people can just
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: put stuff out there. So this is a comedic interview
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: show with Chris Frangiola.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: We have not watched every episode of The Case. We
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: are not. But we are catching bits and pieces and
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: enjoying it. And yes, I don't think you, but the
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: pervert thing, the word pervert was weird to me. that
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: she kept saying pervert. Like, I could see her being like,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: you're a cheater, you're a player, you're whatever. But I
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: was like, and then she's like, I'm with your kids
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: because he raises the niece and nephews, and she's like,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: but you're a pervert. I'm like, well, she's not accusing
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: him of doing.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: Anything with a kid. Well, maybe it's because of that
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: story I was telling you earlier.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: That story I was saying that there's a new type of,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: they believe, cheating in the world. It seems to be
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: an Australian article in the New York Post today, and
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: they're saying, 70% of people, women, believe that if their
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: husband is watching OnlyFans, that's cheating. So maybe it's something
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: like that, where he was watching OnlyFans girls, and he's
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: a pervert. You know what I mean?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Right, it could have been that, or it could have
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: been the swinger stuff.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, which is even better. I don't, I have no,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: I keep swinging, I hear swinging, and I have no
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: desire for it.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Also, swinging in the dead of winter?
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, that's when it happens, right?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: No, I think swinging is more of like a Floridian,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: like warm weather thing.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: Wasn't there a movie called The Ice Storm about swinging
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: where it took place during an ice storm? Really? Yes.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: It's called The Ice Storm about swinging.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: We talked about Nicole Kidman earlier in the show. I
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: still have never watched Eyes Wide Shut, and I still
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: don't know what the plot was.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: What is the plot of Eyes Wide Shut?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but it's a great movie.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: You know what I love to do? I love to
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: go on Wikipedia and I just go, what is the plot?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: And then I read the plot of every movie.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: That's a good one.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: Because I just want to know what the plot is.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: I don't want to watch it. I couldn't tell you
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: the plot. I mean, it's a great movie. I know
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: I've seen it several times and it's great.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: The plot is just weird. I mean, it's sort of
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: a swingers thing where they wear a mask and they're rich,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: but then like, did someone die? Like, I don't even know.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: I don't either. Yeah. I don't remember. But I know
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: the party scene is great.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: Right. Thank you, Chris.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: You're the best.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Please follow Chris. Please check out Cover to Cover.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: Cover to Cover is my podcast. And come over to Instagram.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And come over to Instagram. I tag him all
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: the time. He does lots of little funny things on Instagram.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: And you don't also have to tell me. I like
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Chris better than you do. I know.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: Why do they pit us against each other?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: It's fine.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: There's no other podcast where people pit the guests against
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: each other.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: Yes, they do.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, they do?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: People do.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: They're just bored.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: They just want, you know, whatever.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: Whatever, I'm always the favorite.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: There's enough laughs and you might as well just enjoy
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: it all.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: I love there's a few who go, I just don't
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: get them. About you?
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: Me.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I kind of agree with you. I
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: don't get me. I don't get the appeal.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I put on an outfit and take a photo
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: and I go, Oh, this is just going to infuriate them.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: It's going to infuriate. Why is she smiling?
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, my God. That's so great.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Anyway, you guys, thank you.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: They think you're done for the day, but they don't
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: know about the drawer.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: The drawer. Just the one square before bed. Or two,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: you know. Nobody's watching. You deserve a treat.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: With eight flavors to choose from, you can choose the
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: flavor you favor with Cadbury Dairy Milk.