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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show December 5th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: It's due to the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to this question is advised.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: It is The Woody Show. Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 2: Hy Good morning everybody. Well, today is December the fifth,
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  Speaker 2: and you guys, today is Friday. Yeah, that's what I
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  Speaker 2: felt with the alarm and up. I thought that was
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  Speaker 2: like her. I know that was the inner voice right now.
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  Speaker 4: You heard it.
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  Speaker 2: I somehow captured it and played it for you. I'm Monday.
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  Speaker 2: That is Greg gory Man is Happy Friday. Happy Friday.
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  Speaker 2: We got Gina, we got Sam. I mean, we got
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  Speaker 2: Sea Bass. Morgan is here. I see Vaughn, I see
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  Speaker 2: our old areas, dumbass tyler boards here, Menji's here, gangs
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  Speaker 2: all here. Let's get it over with.
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  Speaker 5: Get in the weekend. It is the Woody Show, all right,
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  Speaker 5: So you gots nothing, Joe, anything we can do to
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  Speaker 5: get through the morning into the weekend as quickly as possible.
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  Speaker 2: That's the plan today on The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 6: Do uy Q is coming up. We got the Friday
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  Speaker 6: fail stores a really good time. There's been a lot
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  Speaker 6: of this week. There's been a lot of really good
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  Speaker 6: raccoon news.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fun dominated.
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  Speaker 2: I mean there was, there was like one in particular,
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  Speaker 2: the drunk, so the dominated, but.
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  Speaker 7: I got tacked in a video of a raccoon like
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  Speaker 7: in the back of a truck. Yeah, there's so many.
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  Speaker 7: So a full round of one of MENACE's favorite segments
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  Speaker 7: upon itself because there's so much. Yeah, there's a lot
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  Speaker 7: to cover in the world of raccoon.
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  Speaker 2: So that's coming up.
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  Speaker 6: And got some of the trending news headlines, and we'll
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  Speaker 6: see what Menace has in the world of entertainment. Birthday's
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  Speaker 6: porn of Birthday and again, whatever we could do to
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  Speaker 6: get through this thing and into the weekend happening here
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  Speaker 6: on the Woody Show. And dude, we've been waiting to
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  Speaker 6: find out. Gina, you went to Wicked.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. She says that she didn't want to go, not
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  Speaker 2: want fan of musicals.
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  Speaker 6: She's got fatigue against Ariana Grande and what's her name,
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  Speaker 6: Cynthia Riva.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And did you like the first one?
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  Speaker 5: I loved it, okay, But then I was done, okay,
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  Speaker 5: and I was dragged to the second and I sat
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  Speaker 5: there with my little arms folded and it was magical,
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  Speaker 5: right it was.
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  Speaker 2: But I will say this, here's the thing what was
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  Speaker 2: the magic that it didn't suck?
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  Speaker 5: Well, here's the thing. You know, when you're looking at
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  Speaker 5: a screen that big and there faces are that big.
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  Speaker 5: The movie itself is is is wonderful. It's well done,
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  Speaker 5: it's it's beautiful, it's great. But it had to somehow overcome.
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  Speaker 8: These bitches faces like ten feet high, which I'm just
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  Speaker 8: so sick of looking at. So I was incredibly distracted
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  Speaker 8: just looking at a giant head of Ariana Grande and
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  Speaker 8: Cynthia Rivo. And it did distract me because I am
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  Speaker 8: so burnt out on these two broads. But the movie
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  Speaker 8: itself is phenomenal and I can't hate it.
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  Speaker 1: And you got dragged to the movie by your girlfriends
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  Speaker 1: after broad track, Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: My husband and my step son.
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  Speaker 2: To be fair, they did it because they thought you'd
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  Speaker 2: like it, right you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was all for me, but it was it
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  Speaker 5: really is. I mean, I don't want to just hate
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  Speaker 5: for the sake of hating. It's a very well done movie.
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  Speaker 5: It's it's great. I get you got to see, but
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  Speaker 5: now I'm done. Now I'm done with these ladies and
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  Speaker 5: we can all just go back to our lives.
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  Speaker 9: Right.
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  Speaker 2: You saw the first one multi times right, I saw
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  Speaker 2: it once in.
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  Speaker 5: The theater and once on TV. I'm not insane.
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  Speaker 1: That's too too many.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, not my wife. To get an honest review, we
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  Speaker 2: need it from Greg.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's going to be honestly horrible.
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  Speaker 6: Greg went to the first one and he gave us
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  Speaker 6: that that review of man, he's still recovering from that
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  Speaker 6: traumatic and.
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  Speaker 5: Everyone said this one so dark. Maybe that's why I
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  Speaker 5: liked it better. I liked better than the first one.
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  Speaker 5: That was great.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, damn.
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  Speaker 6: I'm actually looking to get caught up on a few
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  Speaker 6: things on the endless plane travel that we have set
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  Speaker 6: up for.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this weekend binging.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I only watched the first episode of the new
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  Speaker 6: season of Tulsa King, So that's it. I only watched
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  Speaker 6: the first the first episode was it still didn't maintain
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  Speaker 6: the awesome? Yes, yeah, I loved it, but I got
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  Speaker 6: so crazy over these last like what's called two months.
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  Speaker 6: I haven't watched any other episode yet, so I've I've
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  Speaker 6: downloaded those and I'm looking to get caught up there.
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  Speaker 6: They have a bunch of movies and some of the
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  Speaker 6: movies that are in maybe they even have the new
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  Speaker 6: Wicked available. Did you I think there's a way menace
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  Speaker 6: that we.
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  Speaker 1: Can go and see.
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  Speaker 5: Ye oh my god, you could watch it looks seven times.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Dode, they keep sending all this stuff. I mean
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  Speaker 2: this weekend trip to du buy thing that we're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Uh So when you when you fly first class on Emirates,
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  Speaker 2: they send a car to your house to pick you up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: yeah and bring you they.
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  Speaker 5: Should yeah, and bring you to the airport they should.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah for that price, should they do that? And then
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  Speaker 6: the other thing I found. We're gonna be on the
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  Speaker 6: ground for thirteen hours. So it's thirteen hours between when
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  Speaker 6: we land and then when we get the flight back.
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  Speaker 10: That's like double the amount of time that you thought, right, No,
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  Speaker 10: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was.
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  Speaker 6: I thought it was about eight hours. I'm like, damn, okay,
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  Speaker 6: So what I'm not going to spend thirteen hours in
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  Speaker 6: the lounge. So what I'm gonna do is I'm I've
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  Speaker 6: gotten a hotel inside the airport of course.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: But the thing is you don't even leave security. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: so you stay within the secured area. So there is
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  Speaker 6: no immigration, there is no security. Yeah and so and
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  Speaker 6: uh and it's it's cool. It sounds very sketchy because
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  Speaker 6: you could book it not by individual hours, but by
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  Speaker 6: like like windows, so like yeah you could, you could
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  Speaker 6: book it for anywhere from like three to five hours,
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  Speaker 6: from five to nine hours, from nine to twelve hours,
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  Speaker 6: twelve to whatever. So because it's meant for people, you
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  Speaker 6: know stuff, it sounds like those Japanese love hotels. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: but like it's like a five star hotel. It looks
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  Speaker 6: really cool.
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  Speaker 11: Too expensive either, I was looking at hotels in the airport.
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  Speaker 11: It's normal price right, Well no, because that's the price
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  Speaker 11: that you see is for the three hour block. Yeah,
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  Speaker 11: so it's like three hundred and some bucks for three hours.
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  Speaker 11: Oh okay, you know so like I think I did
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  Speaker 11: the twelve hour one because I was like, you know
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  Speaker 11: the amount of time and it's like thirteen hundred dollars. Yeah,
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  Speaker 11: but here's the thing.
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  Speaker 6: They will meet me at the gate as I get
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  Speaker 6: off the plane and then walk me to my room.
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  Speaker 6: Good bypasses like what luggage, right, but like you know
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  Speaker 6: bypasses all this stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So there's d you don't have to spend time.
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  Speaker 10: Looking for what you're paying thirteen hundred dollars to.
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  Speaker 5: Not go to Dubai.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, that's but like that's all I'm out, and
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  Speaker 6: you know, I'll probably expense that too, probably should.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I am the big question for menace? Yeah, what
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  Speaker 1: is for these basically forty eight hours? Right, maybe a
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  Speaker 1: little bit more than that. What is your what is
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  Speaker 1: your pooping schedule?
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  Speaker 11: Because these are private suites on the play but not
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  Speaker 11: private bathroom publico.
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  Speaker 2: I know I'm going the hell out of you exactly.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, true, Greg, I might you know, go into a
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  Speaker 7: meditative state and camel and this camel camel. There are
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  Speaker 7: some people that when they travel, man, they can't go
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  Speaker 7: like that on vacation for the first few yea, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: that's my wife style. She has to bring whatever the
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  Speaker 7: stuff is, like, Yeah, she's got to bring that to
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  Speaker 7: putting her coffee and stuff. Because we could be going
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  Speaker 7: to a family's thing, we can be going on an
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  Speaker 7: actual vacation as a travel Yeah, she won't crap for days.
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  Speaker 1: So maybe you won't have to.
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  Speaker 5: Be some belly welly or some modium, right, that would
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  Speaker 5: work right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: I'm sure Greg, I'll figure out something because actually, I
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  Speaker 7: mean his his hotel. I don't know which one you're
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  Speaker 7: staying at, but other hotels are pretty cheap there. I
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  Speaker 7: might just I've seen hotel rooms for like thirty five bucks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just I'm down one. I'll do that. But I
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  Speaker 2: have a scheduled out a bunch of fun stuff to
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  Speaker 2: do while I'm there.
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  Speaker 7: I mean just text me bro, Yeah, I'll text you.
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  Speaker 7: But yeah, the mall and go and go to the
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  Speaker 7: Birch Khalifa and there's this place called Brass Monkey. Then
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  Speaker 7: you can go check out City Walk. There a lot
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  Speaker 7: of cool fund stuff. Check it out on our social media.
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  Speaker 7: At the Witty Show.
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  Speaker 11: I know you don't want to do this manus, but
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  Speaker 11: the the the flight is so like first class, everything
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  Speaker 11: taken care of. You could probably crap in the bed
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  Speaker 11: and they would come, no question. Yeah, absolutely be put
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  Speaker 11: on the watch list.
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to seeing that level of service. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I've heard about it, and it's like, have you really
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  Speaker 2: experienced that level service? Like, we'll find out. We'll let
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 5: And now the company's dime. That's the best part in
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  Speaker 5: the bill.
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  Speaker 2: I am looking at some movies that are available right now.
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  Speaker 2: Some of them are Nobody to Weapons and then were sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Weapons is a good movie. You don't want to watch
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  Speaker 2: it on a plane.
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  Speaker 5: The first half is great, second because.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody is telling me they have a bunch of movies.
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  Speaker 2: They are still in theaters.
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  Speaker 1: I have a really dumb question. Do you think they
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  Speaker 1: use regular plates and knives and forks?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: They do in the first class, Yeah for sure China. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: apparently someone's there like preparing stuff.
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  Speaker 12: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah good because it's a full and it's like a
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  Speaker 2: menu menu at a restaurant. And then it supposed to
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  Speaker 2: be pretty cool. And then because I'm so ignorant to it,
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  Speaker 2: do they is it pre cooked? Do you think and
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  Speaker 2: they heat it up? Or do you think they're like
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  Speaker 2: making a state show. I don't think they have like
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  Speaker 2: a grill on.
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  Speaker 5: It's not like an open fire.
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  Speaker 2: That can't be legal. Do any of this I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: But the food looks amazing, it does. It's really good.
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  Speaker 2: Almost up the bananas foster table ye.
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  Speaker 1: Which try caviare No, you won't even take up one?
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  Speaker 1: Are the evidence studio for UNA and I don't think
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  Speaker 1: you ate it? So yeah, they also had it years
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  Speaker 1: ago and like nope, this is not for me, all right.
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  Speaker 7: So and they also have a live TV and n H, NHL, NBA,
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  Speaker 7: oh cool, all kinds of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So we'll keep you up.
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  Speaker 6: Just follow along on our social media. Look for us
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  Speaker 6: there at the Woities show. We'll take a quick break
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  Speaker 6: Hi, welcome back everybody. Yeah, and a happy Friday to
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  Speaker 6: you if you're just joining us.
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  Speaker 2: It is the Woodie Show. It's December the fifth.
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  Speaker 6: Today is International Ninja Day all rib It's also a
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  Speaker 6: bathtub party Day.
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  Speaker 5: What does that mean? Okay, I don't know, Like everyone
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  Speaker 5: get answered.
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  Speaker 2: This is a dumb question. Were Ninja's ever real?
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  Speaker 1: Or was that just like that's a good question.
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  Speaker 2: Are they just like stealth warriors for I don't know, No,
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  Speaker 2: but like, like, are there actual ninjas?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: Were there real ninjas at a time? Or was that
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  Speaker 2: just like folk tales? Apparently yes, I don't know.
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  Speaker 11: I think probably we've maybe grandized them, yeah, larger than life,
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  Speaker 11: but there was for reals ninja the Shanoobi.
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  Speaker 2: Cool.
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  Speaker 6: Today's a National Blue Jeans Day. And then there's a
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  Speaker 6: bunch of knows it's an International Volunteer Day. Okay, no,
• 12:04
  Speaker 6: I'm busy. Some of us will agree with this. It
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  Speaker 6: won't be a no from us. It will definitely be
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  Speaker 6: a no. For Menace, Today's celebrate Shelter Pets Day. He's
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  Speaker 6: very much a fan of shop don't adopt. Let's let's
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  Speaker 6: them all die?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah yeah. And then and then back to
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  Speaker 2: know for this one, it's National Communicate with your Kids Day. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, this is Friday. You're trying to ruin our Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 6: A couple of this day in histories for you, Menace. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: it was today in nineteen thirty three that President Franklin D.
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  Speaker 6: Roosevelt announced the repeal of prohibition.
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  Speaker 7: That's cool, good day, all right, And it was today
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  Speaker 7: in nineteen fifty five.
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  Speaker 6: Nineteen fifty five, the civil rights boycott of Montgomery, Alabama
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  Speaker 6: bus system began at the Rosa Parks refused to give
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  Speaker 6: up her seat to a white man four days earlier.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, you go, ros that was today in nineteen fifty five.
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  Speaker 7: There was a girl four Rosa Parks that initially did it, though,
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  Speaker 7: but she she didn't get any shine a.
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  Speaker 2: White woman on behalf of because she was a like.
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  Speaker 7: A modern pregnant teen and they didn't think it would
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  Speaker 7: be a good face for doing that. So the parks
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  Speaker 7: got all the shine off of it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And that's why they say, like the stories, the
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  Speaker 2: story is better than the reality.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's a good story.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Whatever they've come up with is, you know, better than
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  Speaker 6: whatever the reality of the situation was. Yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 6: So we got the birthdays, the port of Birthday coming
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  Speaker 6: up here in just a second menace.
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  Speaker 2: What's happening in the world of entertainment?
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  Speaker 7: Well, the Lord of the Rings Desk is up for
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  Speaker 7: auction now, Lord of the Rings Desk. Yeah, so the
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  Speaker 7: desk that the story was written on by J. R. R.
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  Speaker 7: Token Tolkien was used. Where was it in Oxford? Univer
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  Speaker 7: at Oxford University for fourteen years.
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  Speaker 2: I went there.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, and it's gonna be up for auction. It's two
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  Speaker 7: hundred pounds. It is a Victorian style. They say it
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  Speaker 7: is probably gonna go for sixty six thousand to one
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  Speaker 7: hundred and six thousand dollars. Now, I totally thought they
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  Speaker 7: had the article wrong. I'm like, who's this j R
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  Speaker 7: R Token guy? I thought it was j R R.
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  Speaker 2: Martin? Yeah, George R. George George. I don't know any
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  Speaker 2: I haven't seen one second of any of this Game
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  Speaker 2: of three Lord of the Ring. I know there are
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  Speaker 2: people I know that much. Then what does the r
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  Speaker 2: R stand for? With the George guy.
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  Speaker 5: Martin, I don't think it's.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I've got Ronald Richard, Ronald Reagan, Railroad.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, I never find out dorks do I don't know
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  Speaker 7: there because I thought people thought it was a big deal.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care about it personally.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, let's move forward.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, good, this is something I do care about. Tara Reid,
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  Speaker 7: who we've all hung out with. Yeah, Tara Reid, did
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  Speaker 7: you look this up? She was Chicago Hotel. Well, allegedly
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  Speaker 7: because she said she was drugged at a Chicago hotel
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  Speaker 7: and the cops aren't believing it because they said they
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  Speaker 7: watched all the video and they don't see her drinks
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  Speaker 7: getting drugged at all. But look up the photos, guys,
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  Speaker 7: look up Terror Reid Chicago Hotel, and she's wheelchair wasted.
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  Speaker 5: How was she not falling out of that chair?
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  Speaker 2: She was?
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  Speaker 5: I meant the photo literally slid the chair.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so they had to bring in a stretcher and
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  Speaker 2: then pull her out of there.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever been wheelchair wasted?
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  Speaker 2: It's so.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't really drink that much and she got so
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  Speaker 1: wasted we had to put her in a wheelchair to
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  Speaker 1: get her to the It was.
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  Speaker 7: Speaking of wheelchair wasted in Vegas. I always like it
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  Speaker 7: when their wheelchair wasted and they give them the big
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  Speaker 7: trash bag to barfin and a wheelchair going through the
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  Speaker 7: casino is pretty cool on high areat It's pretty take photos, guys, all.
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Anybody ripping out for this?
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  Speaker 7: The new Avatar, James Cavan Fire and Ash It's now
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  Speaker 7: I did ask our listeners are they ripping out for it?
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  Speaker 1: Are not?
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  Speaker 7: Because I was doing those events with TCL and the
• 16:15
  Speaker 7: trailer popped up on the screen because they're a new
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  Speaker 7: trailer out if you want to go check it out,
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  Speaker 7: And people said they are ripping out for it. It
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  Speaker 7: comes out December ninth.
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  Speaker 11: I think people are told they should rip out for it,
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  Speaker 11: and they're just going along with it because they think
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  Speaker 11: they should.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't have anybody negative. I was like, is it
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  Speaker 2: just this room?
• 16:32
  Speaker 7: Because then I followed up, I'm like, okay, there's another thing.
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  Speaker 7: People are kind of negative about the Olympics. Anybody out
• 16:38
  Speaker 7: here ripped out for the Olympics. And they said, yes,
• 16:42
  Speaker 7: not ripping out for them, but I'll excited.
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  Speaker 2: I would. I could see more people being excited about
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: the Olympics than Avatar.
• 16:50
  Speaker 10: Loved the first Avatar. It was groundbreaking.
• 16:52
  Speaker 11: They liked the tricks, the technological tricks of the first Avatar.
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  Speaker 2: The story sucked. No one could name any of the
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  Speaker 2: characters after tune movies. Now, fire and Water.
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  Speaker 5: That's the name of fire and Ash.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: This is fire and Ash. The other one's fire and water. Okay,
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: so you great. What happened to the second Avatar?
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: I just want to tell me the second Avatar? They
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: went to the ocean. Okay, neat Yeah, and they battled
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: in the ocean. They went to the ocean. So some
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: cartoon characters they flew the wings.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: So did the Smurfs, I mean the snorks. The snorks.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Apparently our listeners are ripping.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: I think they're like, they went to the ocean.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Apparently they were just being nice. Okay, they went to
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: the ocean.
• 17:30
  Speaker 7: Another guy just like following because he's always up to hijinks.
• 17:34
  Speaker 7: Megan Markle's dad because the last time we heard about him,
• 17:37
  Speaker 7: he was stuck in a building after the Philippines Earth guy. Yeah,
• 17:42
  Speaker 7: now he is in the ICU following emergency surgery because
• 17:46
  Speaker 7: he had a blood clot. Apparently he is eighty one
• 17:50
  Speaker 7: years old. And you know, I like falling around because
• 17:53
  Speaker 7: he did work on one of my favorite TV shows ever,
• 17:56
  Speaker 7: Married with Children, and he did the lighting for it.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Insane, amazing, amazing lighting on that show. So I prayed
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: for Megan Markle's dad. Now have you said a prayer me? Honestly,
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: I'll pray right now.
• 18:12
  Speaker 7: Please God take care of Megan Markle's dad so we
• 18:15
  Speaker 7: can get more stories out of him.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: All right, I need to use that. Yeah, moving on
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: to old school actor Dick Van Dyke. Oh, he's lot
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: to be two hundred.
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's holding on. He's doing interviews because his one hundred,
• 18:31
  Speaker 7: his one hundredth birthday is coming up. In his latest interview,
• 18:34
  Speaker 7: he said that he did neglect his family for his career.
• 18:38
  Speaker 7: He said that, you know, he just really wanted to
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: get out of poverty, and he just really focused on
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: his career, and he neglected his wife and his children,
• 18:45
  Speaker 7: and he does feel bad about that.
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: And he's Robin the Cradle right now. He's like one
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: hundred and his wife's like sixty five.
• 18:52
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: J well, yeah, you I'm sure she's like because he
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: worked really hard. Yeah, all right, give me one more story. Okay,
• 19:03
  Speaker 7: Now you guys will be interested in this.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 19:05
  Speaker 7: It's another long trail of people that you don't care about.
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: But here's the here's the end part that you will
• 19:10
  Speaker 7: care about.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: So, Brooklyn Beckham, you know, David Beckham's son check Is
• 19:17
  Speaker 7: is married to this chick whose dad is a billionaire.
• 19:21
  Speaker 7: Now the dad he has this three hundred seventy two
• 19:25
  Speaker 7: million dollar mega mansion on an eighteen acre estate in Florida.
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: Now apparently he built like this extension to the home
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: that's illegal in the area, and now he has to
• 19:38
  Speaker 7: pay a daily fine of two hundred and fifty dollars,
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: and it doesn't seem like he's gonna change it anytime soon.
• 19:46
  Speaker 7: Now you're a billionaire, do you care about paying this
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: ninety one thousand dollars a year for this illegal extension
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: on your house?
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Oh and it's Florida too. I thought you could do
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: that kind of shit.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: I thought they had freedom there, yeah, called America.
• 19:58
  Speaker 7: But you hear about these illegal extension and like the
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: silly the city really comes down and they make you
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: tear it down. They want him to tear it down.
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: I told you about that neighbor they finished their basement
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: without getting the permits and everything. This is when I
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: was a kids, and they they finished this thing out
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: real nice, and uh then the township found out that
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: they didn't get the permits or whatever made him tear.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: It all out. Yeah move, yeah, so Stupideah.
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: But if this stuff like right in the construction dumpster, yeah,
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: it's all brand new stuff.
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: It seems like this billionaire guy is just gonna pay
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: the fine local government. I thank you very much, menace,
• 20:32
  Speaker 7: no problem.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Time for your birthdays and your porn a birthday shown.
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• 20:49
  Speaker 6: Frank saw him forty years old today.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was at F one. They let him like
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: drive around the track and in Vegas.
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• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he races for four.
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• 21:19
  Speaker 6: And then Christian Yellich, the MLB All Star outfielder for
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  Speaker 2: toys r Us spin toys are in her ass and
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: then who can forget her unfigtable role in the best
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  Speaker 2: part of the day is putting that thing in my butt?
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  Speaker 6: She's thirty one years old today, and that's your porn
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  Speaker 6: of birthday, your celebrity birthdays and the little local what's
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  Speaker 6: happening around the world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show,
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: all right, Welcome back, everybody. I know Morgan keeps trying
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: to find different ways, you know, creative ways to make money.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: She's doing really well with her her foot career, her
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: soccer empire, her SoC empire.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: A new job has been created that offers a once
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: in a lifetime chance to the perviest of IRS agents.
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: This is according to a report that came out this week.
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: Some IRS agents will now be required to watch porn
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: at work in order to audit the online content of
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: OnlyFans models.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: How do you get that job?
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: The new job was created thanks to the One Big
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: Full Bill that was recently passed. Under the no tax
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: on Tips section, it says that tips earned for prostitution
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: or pornography are not eligible to be tax free. So
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: because of that, the IRS agents and the tax court
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: judges will now view a creator's content and determine whether
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: or not it's considered pornographic.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: So people are trying to say it's tips or it's.
• 23:22
  Speaker 11: Whatever, because you got on those platforms you can thing
• 23:25
  Speaker 11: like send them a dollar as a tip or whatever.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so they're like, oh, we'll be the judge of that.
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: And so by being a judge of that means they're
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: going to have people who sit there and go through
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: these OnlyFans accounts.
• 23:33
  Speaker 11: I'm only fans, Ballsy, of the only fans people to
• 23:36
  Speaker 11: claim those as tips. I would just throw that in
• 23:37
  Speaker 11: as you know income.
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: If it is, the IRS will deny the deduction for
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: the tips for the total of up to twenty five
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: thousand dollars per creator.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: M Yeah. I mean, hey, if this business really gets
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: out of hand or you know whatever, off on to
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: off on a was on solid footing, Yeah, yeah, she
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: may have to start a court.
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: She might have to do a little LLC. Yeah, she
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: might have to start a corporation. Yeah, they really go
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: after you.
• 24:02
  Speaker 7: For that kind of stuff, because I know a couple
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: of club DJs that have gotten busted from under the
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: table stuff. Oh yeah, just getting paid in cash, dude.
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: They will find every dollar, man.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: But god forbid, I've had it before where it's like
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: there was an error in my favor and there was
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: to get it back.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Did they send it to you with any kind of
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: like interest. No, But if you owe them half a cent,
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: they'll find it. They'll come after you, and it'll be
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: with interest.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: There's this local burger spot by my place that only
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: takes cash. Wouldn't that be a mega red flag good thing?
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: A legit burger palace.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: They have an it says ATM outpack yep.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, and then there's the fee on the ATM that's
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: pretty smart. So it's all cash they take.
• 24:50
  Speaker 6: They can claim less than whatever they actually brought in,
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: and then when people go to the ATM, they're collecting
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: all those fees.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: We only made nine bucks today.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: How you run a business? Eight seven seven forty four
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  Speaker 6: Hit us up there, tell us who you are. Then
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  Speaker 6: where around town? You're listening to the Woody Show? And
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  Speaker 6: maybe some weekend plans you're excited about anything, anyone you'd
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  Speaker 2: Text on over two to nine eight seven Show and
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  Speaker 2: we are into another new hour insensitivity trading for a
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  Speaker 2: Greg Venice, Gina Grant, We got ce Man, so we've
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  Speaker 2: Any kind of exciting plans you got or someone something
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  Speaker 2: to nine eighty seven Finals. Follow us on social media,
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  Speaker 2: look for us there at the Woody Show. Medis and
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  Speaker 2: I are off to Dubai later on today, so you
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: can follow along. People like, well, dude, you guys got
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: to post pictures and stuff. Oh, medicine is going to
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: be all not not going to do that. This is
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: this is only one of MENACE's lifelong dreams my phone away.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: This will be the one time he doesn't post. I
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: really want to like embrace the moment, you know, I
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: want to be in the moment. I love it when
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: people say that I want to puke. But yeah, no,
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: I'm definitely gonna share everything. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, that's
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: that's later on today. Man, it's happened.
• 26:25
  Speaker 14: You believe it.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: I can't believe I'm meeting checking with you because, like
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: you've been talking honestly, you've been talking about it for
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: so long. Yeah.
• 26:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I always get kind of weird in like any
• 26:34
  Speaker 7: situations like this, I don't actually believe it until it happens.
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: Until it happens, I'm actually sitting on the plane, ar
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: I'm actually in Dubai. Like when I was just in
• 26:43
  Speaker 7: F one for I was in Vegas for F one
• 26:46
  Speaker 7: and people are aren't you excited?
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Like you got this VIP.
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: Access I go until I'm like past the day. Yeah, yeah,
• 26:53
  Speaker 7: I can't, Like I can't be excited for anything. Or
• 26:56
  Speaker 7: when I was buying a home, are you excited?
• 26:58
  Speaker 9: No?
• 26:59
  Speaker 7: Like when yeah, when I'm walking in the house and
• 27:02
  Speaker 7: the paperwork's done, then yeah, I'm excited. So yeah, but
• 27:05
  Speaker 7: I am and I truly can't believe it, And thank you.
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: What I know, you went, like really went to bad
• 27:09
  Speaker 7: to make it happen, So thank.
• 27:10
  Speaker 14: You for that.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, but it was a you know, it wasn't
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: easy because the company had all these like objections, Well
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: certain areas of the company.
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: The people that matter loved it. They thought it was
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: a great idea, and thank god they're footing the bill.
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: Really it's insanely expensive.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: You would say, what kind of objections could they possibly have? Oh,
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: they'll think of some. They'll make stuff up. It's about
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: like jet lag and dehydration from long flights.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: What a dangerous situation.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, dude, are you kidding? You're going to shower
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: cool and listening to be a part of it. So
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: that's cool. Yeah, that's cool.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, that's cool.
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: So yeah, we'll meet up with him later and uh
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: make our way to Dubai and back in the course
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: of one weekend.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: It's all happening.
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: Sixteen hours there, thirteen hour layover, sixteen and a half
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: hours back, and then we'll be here Monday morning.
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: It's so funny because if somebody said I have one
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: week and I'm going to Dubai, you'd be like that's insane.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Now, oh yeah, you need a longer yeah weekend and
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: yeah crazy eight seven seven forty four text over to
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  Speaker 2: two two nine eight seven.
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: Got an after hours voicemail to share with you. I'd
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: mentioned on the show.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: We were talking about Dougans and little babies. You know,
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Greg's got a dog, Menaces a couple of dogs, and
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Samy's got her dog. You've got your.
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: Dog, Morgan big boy tongue hanging out of his mouth
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: all the time. My little baby, Cassie did do weed
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: a baby? I said, Man, she almost has like this,
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: like what do they call not not detachment?
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: Is it a detachment sindrame, abandonment?
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: No, no, that's they call it separation anxiety.
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: Wheah, you've heard that where you know the pets, their
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: their life just kind of freezes until you come back, right,
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: you know. And my wife tells me all the time,
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: like she'll feed her breakfast in the morning and then
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: she won't eat It doesn't matter what time I get home,
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: whether I get home at eleven am, one pm later
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: in the day, four people, she won't touch it until
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: I get back to the house. My god, And I'm like, dude,
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: and my wife's like.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really weird trauma, you know, like she just
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: wants to make sure that you're okay, and we don't
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: know what it is. Anyway, this guy left a message
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: he said, the real reason that the dog waits for
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: me to eat? Here we go. Hey, whatdy?
• 29:17
  Speaker 14: Full disclosure. I'm not saying Cassie doesn't want you very much,
• 29:22
  Speaker 14: but the reason why she doesn't eat all day is
• 29:24
  Speaker 14: I think you don't give her a dog enough credit.
• 29:26
  Speaker 14: She's a little smarter than you think. My dog's the
• 29:29
  Speaker 14: same way. Actually, the last two dogs I've had bluetakes
• 29:33
  Speaker 14: have been the same way. They won't you put food
• 29:35
  Speaker 14: and your bowl. They know you're scheduled. They won't eat
• 29:39
  Speaker 14: if they're at home all day. As soon as you
• 29:41
  Speaker 14: come home, they'll chow down. Because usually right after a
• 29:45
  Speaker 14: dog eats, within you know, a certain amount of time
• 29:49
  Speaker 14: frame that's reasonable.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: They got to go to take a poo.
• 29:51
  Speaker 14: So I bet you that's why she's smart enough, and
• 29:54
  Speaker 14: that's why she don't eat all day. It's not just
• 29:57
  Speaker 14: because she's waiting for dinner to come home.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: But that's that all right.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Well, here's here's the thing though. At my house, someone's
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: always home.
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: That's what I was going to say. Yeah, it's not
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: a survival technique.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, very very rarely. Is there somebody not home? Yeah,
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: my wife said, you know, she's a stay at home mom, right,
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: so somebody somebody is for the most part, always home. Yeah.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: And as much as I love dogs, I don't think
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: they're thinking like I might have to poop after I
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: eat away.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I get it my dog. I don't
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: care who's there. They're going to eat it.
• 30:29
  Speaker 11: I'm all crap on his point. But all the Internet
• 30:32
  Speaker 11: says is that their social animals pack animals. This is
• 30:34
  Speaker 11: how they developed, you know.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she might have an eating disorder.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah she is a.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: Lady, she's seven.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: If I can give my dog a cook before we leave,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: she waits we get home to eat it. Yeah.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's because she doesn't want to have to go
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: and poop. She's thinking about In other animal news, you guys,
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we got some raccoon news menace first news
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: pointing news here. There are free raccoons on every flight
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: to Dubai apparently.
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: Why yeah, like emotional support raccoon way Hell yeah, minutes,
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  Speaker 6: I love it.
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• 31:17
  Speaker 11: There has been a you know, there's been a photo
• 31:19
  Speaker 11: that's actually broken the internet. That phrase gets thrown around
• 31:22
  Speaker 11: a lot. But a raccoon passed out on the floor
• 31:25
  Speaker 11: of a bathroom's story.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: A lot of people have been sending this one to us.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: I got tagged times.
• 31:33
  Speaker 11: Oh yeah, this is uh just north of Richmond. Actually,
• 31:36
  Speaker 11: like the song says a drunk liquor store raccoon, this
• 31:39
  Speaker 11: is from w A v Y.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a raccoon broke into the store the night of
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Black Friday and ransacked several shelves. They have masks, don't they.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: The animal became intoxic.
• 31:51
  Speaker 11: Then sleeping raccoon was discovered Saturday morning, head right near
• 31:58
  Speaker 11: the toilet.
• 31:58
  Speaker 15: We've all been there probably at some point in our lives, right,
• 32:01
  Speaker 15: a little too much.
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: An officer brought the mass bandit back to the County
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: Animal Shelter to recover. So, yes, that's a lot of
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: liqueur for a.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: Little raccoon there.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: The raccoon slept it off.
• 32:11
  Speaker 11: For a few hours and showed no signs of injury.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Bounce back.
• 32:14
  Speaker 11: Officers released the raccoon back into the wild.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: No alcoholic though, Yeah, he's going to be breaking him
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: everywhere with his mask to get his next.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: Fixed, which ones which they have masks?
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: But much like menace, they love getting drunk and past
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: that on the floor. Bathroom. Yeah, they are your literal
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: spirit animals.
• 32:34
  Speaker 11: There's so many times menaceine animal form. Now as you
• 32:38
  Speaker 11: have heard this raccoon and the liquor story, bathroom story.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Uh oh boy.
• 32:42
  Speaker 11: Do TV people love these kinds of stories because they
• 32:45
  Speaker 11: love you know, they love to flex their comedy muscle. Yeah,
• 32:49
  Speaker 11: living going on a worldwide story.
• 32:53
  Speaker 14: Uh.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: ABC Richmond covered it as well a.
• 32:55
  Speaker 16: Prime Alerts night with a particularly furry suspect who is
• 32:59
  Speaker 16: apparently not old enough to drink.
• 33:01
  Speaker 17: On Saturday, animal control officers caught a raccoon red handed
• 33:05
  Speaker 17: or red.
• 33:06
  Speaker 10: Pod knocked out inside an ABC.
• 33:08
  Speaker 15: Store after helping itself to bottles of alcohol named you named?
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: What'd you name a racco stupid kids?
• 33:21
  Speaker 11: Yeah, And of course this is their big story of
• 33:25
  Speaker 11: the week, the big hicker story. So after the story's over,
• 33:26
  Speaker 11: they're going to chop it up some more.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, more local TV comedy.
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: I love it when the news anchor because they're really
• 33:33
  Speaker 6: good at just reading teleprompter, but they're not so good
• 33:35
  Speaker 6: at that.
• 33:35
  Speaker 18: Living well, in all seriousness, the ABC store did have
• 33:40
  Speaker 18: to file a report for the loss of product, and
• 33:42
  Speaker 18: the workers at the ABC store, we're telling me people
• 33:44
  Speaker 18: had been coming in all day just to see the
• 33:46
  Speaker 18: store and ask if that's where it happened.
• 33:49
  Speaker 16: Certainly not the type of thing you would like to
• 33:51
  Speaker 16: see happen, or that you expect to see happen.
• 33:54
  Speaker 18: Situation, and I hope the raccoon's okay, Now, I lost
• 33:57
  Speaker 18: a lot of bottles, but bringing in a lot of
• 33:59
  Speaker 18: more customers. Sober and okay at this point he is,
• 34:03
  Speaker 18: so we can rest, We can rest easy tonight.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 34:07
  Speaker 11: What the effort you're talking about. He's wishing well to
• 34:10
  Speaker 11: the raccoons. You wouldn't want people think you're on you're uncaring.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: You wouldn't want to see a blitzed raccoon, and then
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: you go to the store because you want to see
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: the floor it happened, also knowing that the raccoons perfectly fine.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Like so you know how the story ends. It got drunk.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: You don't want the free marketing for the location. Okay,
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: So what did you say that? Greg?
• 34:29
  Speaker 11: And I had the exact same thought. Oh, okay, it's
• 34:31
  Speaker 11: all cleaned up knowing it's a liquor store.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Nowhere is ville.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: I want to see where it happened.
• 34:34
  Speaker 11: This is the sort of thing. If I lived in Hanover, Virginia,
• 34:37
  Speaker 11: my mom would have taken us to go see.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: The phone.
• 34:42
  Speaker 7: Somebody that was smart enough to like start selling selling merch,
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: like right away on the street.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: He would have Would you show raccoon news.
• 34:54
  Speaker 11: So storables that raccoon was sadly not everyone is on
• 34:56
  Speaker 11: board with raccoons. This is a longer story, so feel
• 34:58
  Speaker 11: free to jump in here when you like. From a
• 35:00
  Speaker 11: W A HS the the H A S eleven excuse
• 35:02
  Speaker 11: me in Massachusetts where a Massachusetts woman she went outside
• 35:05
  Speaker 11: with a little dugan's running a piddling around and she
• 35:08
  Speaker 11: meets a raccoon and instead of you know, being nice
• 35:10
  Speaker 11: and sweet and loving on it, and she says that
• 35:13
  Speaker 11: she had to fight this raccoon.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: What an idiot?
• 35:16
  Speaker 9: A raccoon warning in Somerville they become monsters, cut up
• 35:19
  Speaker 9: and Bruce Katherine van Buskirk relived the terrifying moments she
• 35:22
  Speaker 9: was viciously attacked by the animal early Saturday morning. The
• 35:27
  Speaker 9: longtime Summerville datum said she was letting her dogs, Ruby
• 35:30
  Speaker 9: and Blue out to the garden around one a m. When,
• 35:33
  Speaker 9: all of a sudden, she says, a raccoon jumped at
• 35:36
  Speaker 9: her face while she was on the deck.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: It flew at me from several different directions. All right, yeah,
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: you want multi birds?
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was like multiple raccoons or how does one
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: raccoon jump at you from multiple record has portals like
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: doctor who.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: You just heard him?
• 35:51
  Speaker 7: Uh huh uh huh sounds like a hyberbolic to kisses
• 35:56
  Speaker 7: multiple directions.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: Flew at me from several dictors.
• 36:00
  Speaker 9: Actually, that raccoon clawed her face, scratched her arms, and
• 36:04
  Speaker 9: noded her hands and legs while she desperately fought it
• 36:07
  Speaker 9: off each time, though, she says, it would just charge
• 36:11
  Speaker 9: back even more aggressive. Somehow she was able to escape
• 36:15
  Speaker 9: house and close her deck door, bloody, but able to
• 36:18
  Speaker 9: call nine one one.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Probably the most she's been touched in decades.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: By anything. Yeah.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: The only thing she can get to uh put its
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: mouth on her. It sounds like attention, horror, Yeah right.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: All I could do was scream, help me, help me.
• 36:31
  Speaker 9: Catherine was given raby shots and antibiotics at a nearby hospital,
• 36:34
  Speaker 9: but her biggest concern was for Ruby, who still hadn't
• 36:37
  Speaker 9: been spotted since the attack. She told us he was
• 36:39
  Speaker 9: eventually found that morning cowering inside behind the TV.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Even the dog dog.
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: You can't find your dog inside your house, he could
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: always behind the TV.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's a he named Ruby. What were you thinking,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: lady exactly?
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds like a surfed flush.
• 36:56
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: I kept saying it to myself because I couldn't find
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: any other words. I just encountered a monster.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Sunday.
• 37:03
  Speaker 9: She was spreading coyote here and across her gardens away.
• 37:07
  Speaker 9: She believes the raccoon was feeding from her compost bin
• 37:09
  Speaker 9: off the deck.
• 37:10
  Speaker 7: That's what Menace has been saying. How long have I
• 37:13
  Speaker 7: been saying that wolf pie years?
• 37:15
  Speaker 14: I heard?
• 37:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I recommend a wolf pee over a coyote. You
• 37:19
  Speaker 7: can get it on Amazon.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Is the worst spelling thing you've ever smelled in your life,
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: but it keeps these critters outside here. If you can't
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: handle a cute and cuddly let raccoon, yeah, that's right,
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Raccoon News's going to show raccoon news.
• 37:30
  Speaker 19: Now.
• 37:31
  Speaker 11: Don't have any audio on this next one, because it
• 37:32
  Speaker 11: was just from a Facebook post in North Georgia where
• 37:35
  Speaker 11: a guy he saw an injured raccoon on the side
• 37:37
  Speaker 11: of the road, and he said, oh, take this baby
• 37:40
  Speaker 11: over to the wildlife center. So he is very nice man. Again,
• 37:43
  Speaker 11: we don't know who he is yet. You'll find out
• 37:45
  Speaker 11: why that is. Later grabbed the raccoon, put him in
• 37:47
  Speaker 11: his jacket, put it up against his chest, and then they.
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: Drove about an hour is how far away this nature
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: center was?
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love raccoons, but I would never do that.
• 37:56
  Speaker 11: Well, this guy, she probably shouldn't have done that, because
• 37:58
  Speaker 11: the raccoon got away, bit him on his face and
• 37:59
  Speaker 11: his hands, and then he got loose inside of his vehicle.
• 38:05
  Speaker 11: So this guy, he said, you know what, he's probably
• 38:07
  Speaker 11: just scared and confused. This is a little baby, little
• 38:10
  Speaker 11: baby dugan raccoon. So he stopped at his house, wrapped
• 38:14
  Speaker 11: the raccoon inside a blanket.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: With duct tape. Oh, they continued to the wildlife center.
• 38:19
  Speaker 11: Then there was nobody there because it was like super
• 38:21
  Speaker 11: early in the morning for whatever reason, and he just
• 38:23
  Speaker 11: kind of dumped the raccoon. At the wildlife center. They
• 38:25
  Speaker 11: asked him what happened, and because there was somebody there
• 38:28
  Speaker 11: at least, and he said, well, you know, blah blah bah,
• 38:30
  Speaker 11: blah blah, and the said, hey, you've been bitting and scratch.
• 38:31
  Speaker 11: We really need to give you some shots. He said, nope,
• 38:33
  Speaker 11: I'm leaving.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: I'm out here.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: I'm good.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: So they're still good for this guy.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: I'm taking my rabies and I'm going home.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: So yeah, all right, pe that guy.
• 38:41
  Speaker 11: Unfortunately, and all right, p the raccoon because I had
• 38:43
  Speaker 11: to kill it, because you can't tell off something has
• 38:45
  Speaker 11: rabies until you kill it, right exactly, Well, you don't know,
• 38:52
  Speaker 11: all right. So we all know Dick Clark, he's a
• 38:54
  Speaker 11: billion years old. Well there's another Dick Clark who's almost
• 38:57
  Speaker 11: a billion years old.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: This is from CBS Clark Dick Clark.
• 39:02
  Speaker 11: Oh, I'm thinking about Dick Van Dyke. Oh not Dick Clark.
• 39:07
  Speaker 11: Dick Clark is dead, is like a thousand.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's about to about to. Yeah. So this Dick, though,
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: from CBS Minnesota, is doing the right Dickley sort of things.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 39:21
  Speaker 15: At Dick Clark's Connecticut home, it's apparent everywhere he enjoys
• 39:24
  Speaker 15: the presence of animals.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: Last spring, Dick was smoking a cigar outside.
• 39:29
  Speaker 7: This raccoon just came walking up to me, just strutting up,
• 39:34
  Speaker 7: stood there, looked at me, didn't run, didn't do anything else.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: I just me your eyes like a million and get
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: that close to me.
• 39:42
  Speaker 15: Then the next night the critter came back, and every
• 39:45
  Speaker 15: day that followed he quickly became something like a raccoon whisperer.
• 39:50
  Speaker 19: I don't know whether she felt comforted me that she
• 39:54
  Speaker 19: came back the five babies.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: After a month of bonding.
• 40:00
  Speaker 15: From there, a friendship was formed. The raccoon came daily
• 40:04
  Speaker 15: until it was time for its deep sleep. Then, sure enough,
• 40:07
  Speaker 15: this spring, one of the babies remember their favorite human.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: A wheeze their sea bedsle kind of tug in our
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: heartstrings with these raccoon news stories. Yeah, they're gonna be
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: our next dogs.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Study on the right, that's another raccoon, big raccoon news.
• 40:25
  Speaker 11: I keep getting email alerts about this every day, where
• 40:28
  Speaker 11: scientists studying raccoons saying, especially the ones that live closer
• 40:31
  Speaker 11: to humans, are showing flatter faces, smaller flatter faces, which
• 40:36
  Speaker 11: is a number one sign of domestication. Think about how
• 40:39
  Speaker 11: wolves are out big long snouts, and he goes all
• 40:41
  Speaker 11: the way to MENACE's dogs. They can't even breathe because
• 40:43
  Speaker 11: their faces and faces are so flat. So they say
• 40:47
  Speaker 11: that raccoons are are breeding themselves to be cuter, because
• 40:50
  Speaker 11: when they are cuter, we interact with them more. So
• 40:53
  Speaker 11: this is this is sort of it's a natural selection.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Of types as if they could get cuter.
• 40:58
  Speaker 11: So just give it a few more generations, men, as
• 40:59
  Speaker 11: we may have fully domesticated We already do, but should
• 41:02
  Speaker 11: have even more really fully domesticated raccoons.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: One more raccoon's going from the Raccoon News desk.
• 41:09
  Speaker 11: Well, can you believe it's been ten years since hashtag
• 41:12
  Speaker 11: dead raccoon t O took over the internet. That was
• 41:15
  Speaker 11: the dead raccoon that would just died on a sidewalk
• 41:18
  Speaker 11: in Toronto, and some guy walked outside and saw it
• 41:20
  Speaker 11: and he called animal control. They didn't show up. So
• 41:22
  Speaker 11: people started put doing things like laying flowers by its side.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Putting a cigarette, candles and putting a cigarette. And it's
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: still stunned animals they got at the convenience store just
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: to respect the dead.
• 41:32
  Speaker 11: Well, a little photo of a raccoon. It's been ten
• 41:36
  Speaker 11: whole years. Well he has gone, that raccoon, but not forgotten.
• 41:40
  Speaker 11: At that spot in Toronto, there's no a plaque.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Here's more on that So what do Toronto residents think
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: of the new black We asked them, what do you
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: think of Toronto memorializing a raccoon?
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: Kind of silly?
• 41:54
  Speaker 11: Really lots more action on the street needed than memorializing
• 41:57
  Speaker 11: raccoons later here.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: Yes, I didn't know that.
• 42:00
  Speaker 7: Okay, that's cute, yes, and sad, but it's nice that
• 42:04
  Speaker 7: we have a sign for him.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: So just legacy. I really appreciate the idea of people
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: having loved to watch the animals.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: That's really kind of them.
• 42:12
  Speaker 7: I took pictures of the plaque just and sent it
• 42:15
  Speaker 7: off to friends of mine.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: If you want to check it out for yourself.
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: It's on the southeast side of Young at Church Street.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: All right, menis I love it? There you go, I'm
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: down and go see that plaque ex vacation spot and
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: there's your raccoon news. Everybody just broke a dear raccoon
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: and the mother for me.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: Down the Woody Show, The Woody Show.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: This keeps getting fed to me on on social media.
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: It's like the behind the scenes of South Park stuff
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: always cracks me up, Like their process and how they
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: do it. Yeah, like just as how this wild idea
• 43:02
  Speaker 6: comes to one of them, They start white boarding it
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: out and then you see him in the studio recording
• 43:06
  Speaker 6: the vocals and stuff the boy stars.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, it was for that uh that.
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: One episode where South Park Elementary had a whole uh
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: assembly about how Chinese people and Japanese people are different.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, good kids, Today we have a special assembly you play.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: We're gonna learn about the diversity of Asian people.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Please welcome mister Luke Kim and mister Junich taki Yama.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Shakema, South Park.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: I remember, hey me said Takayama.
• 43:49
  Speaker 13: Did you know that China and Japana actually read different country?
• 43:54
  Speaker 14: Oh?
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: We used that clip every once in a while here
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: on the show. Oh really really Yeah, But anyway, so
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: I have a little game here. Is it China or
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: is it Japan? Oh? Because there are two different countries?
• 44:10
  Speaker 12: You guys?
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: Really all right?
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: So this first story, this company is selling its human
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: washing machine that became popular at this expo. The machine
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: is a capsule. This is like something that Menace would want.
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: Remember he wanted that chair so he would like stand
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: him up.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know for old people, uh huh, for people
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: who you've never seen one of them every furture. You
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: haven't seen that so far forward.
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you just stand up.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: It's just like but he wanted as an able bodied person,
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: and a place called Living Spaces offered me one, but
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: I just didn't have the space for it. So anyway,
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: this machine, it's a capsule that people you lie down
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: in it and you get washed by tiny bubbles in
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: a misshower for about fifteen minutes, so it's like a
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: it's it's like a dishwasher for a person.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: Love that.
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: It costs around four hundred thousand dollars. This this one
• 45:05
  Speaker 6: hotel already bought one to offer to guests. Is this
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: China or Japan?
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: I'm guessing it's Japan.
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is Japan.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Allo sounds very Japan. Well, you guys are right, it's Japan.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: I think I could I can offer them a lower price,
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah right.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Half a million dollars.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I'll descrub somebody. Is it China or is
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: it Japan?
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: This town is preparing to sue a resident in his
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: sixties who has been harassing town hall staff for five years.
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: From April to November this year alone, he made over
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: eight hundred phone calls and sent letters to nearly every
• 45:45
  Speaker 6: department the town is seeking about twenty five thousand dollars
• 45:49
  Speaker 6: on wasted employee salaries, and after a word of the
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: lawsuit got out, the man stopped all communication. Is it
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: China or is it Japan?
• 45:58
  Speaker 12: Now?
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: I think in China this wouldn't be lossuit material. This
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: would be you go bye bye to.
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: Work camp for the rest of your life, exactly what
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: I was thinking, see you and your family. Never Yeah,
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: a sternly worded letter isn't going to do it in China.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: I think this is Japan.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: You think it's Japan.
• 46:11
  Speaker 10: Yeah, they wouldn't let me get away with it for
• 46:12
  Speaker 10: that long before doing something.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: Agreed Japan, It is Japan. Nice, we know the difference.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: Guys, we're doing that.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right.
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: Next up, a men's clothing company is facing backlash over
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: a laundry tag that many people are calling sexist.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: Oh they found it on a coat.
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: They found it on a coat, and it says, please
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: give it to your beloved woman, she knows everything.
• 46:42
  Speaker 12: Oh.
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: And it had it both in whatever language spoken in
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: this particular country and in English. A spokesperson said that
• 46:48
  Speaker 6: they noticed that many male customers were ruining clothes by
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: washing them wrong, and women tend to know more about
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: fabric care right true.
• 46:57
  Speaker 10: Now, that sounds like Japan to me, because I think
• 46:59
  Speaker 10: the women really take care.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Of the men in Japan.
• 47:01
  Speaker 7: They do until they you know, are knowing, like I
• 47:06
  Speaker 7: don't know, kind of elderly and barely can take care
• 47:08
  Speaker 7: of themselves.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: And that's.
• 47:13
  Speaker 12: Ye.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Is it China or is it Japan?
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: I'm guess China China. Yeah, I'm gonna China.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Japan.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: I think China is just bore, straightforward, like they don't care.
• 47:24
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds a little too nice, So maybe Japan
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: still go to China.
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: China.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: The answer is China.
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, China.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: I guarantee the complaints are coming from a finis China?
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: No?
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: No from from America, like, oh this is sexist. China's
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: like yeah, the way things are, we don't care supposed
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: to be muh greg always looking for good weight loss strategies.
• 47:57
  Speaker 6: Is this one from China or Japan? This woman she
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: won this metal for a wilderness survival competition, and she
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: lost weight along the way. She not only ate high
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: protein food like carbs and sea urchin, she also skinned
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: and ate about fifty rats.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: China. Yeah, China.
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: She endured heat over one hundred degrees suffered from sunburned skin,
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: rough hands and feet covered in scars from the insect bites.
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: And I guess there are two people who are still
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: competing the win. But yeah, she not worth it. She
• 48:36
  Speaker 6: she ate fifty rats in this wilderness survival challenge and
• 48:39
  Speaker 6: lost thirty pounds lucky.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: It Is it China or is it Japan? It doesn't
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: have to be a wilderness challenge if it's China. Geesh, wow,
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: not cool.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Japan. Japan. Yeah, because they have very
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: very interesting competitions.
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true, but I think they're more like shows
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: and stuff. Yeah, yeah, those competitions are more funny.
• 49:02
  Speaker 6: Which is the one that's still the one where they
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: had the two but the cockroaches in between their each side.
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: There's people on each side trying to blow the cockroach
• 49:10
  Speaker 6: into the mouth of the other person that was that
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: was pick enough price for that?
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Got do that on the show?
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Could in China? I think this is this lacks
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: whimsie that Japan would have.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: All right, So China, Japan, China, China, China, China, nuclear China,
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: nuclear China. The answer is China. Yeah, there you go.
• 49:34
  Speaker 6: Is it China or is Japan, and it really gets
• 49:35
  Speaker 6: in our our daily mentions of Japan. Yeah quite well, yeah, people,
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: but just again, you know that's a there's there's a difference.
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: Oh really yeah right, oh all right more when he
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: shows cut up next, hang on, the World Cup draw
• 49:59
  Speaker 6: is coming up today.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: That's big news. I've got some news for menace, yes
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: to find.
• 50:07
  Speaker 6: People over at Lego have announced that they have teamed
• 50:11
  Speaker 6: up with FIFA to release a life sized version of
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: the World Cup Trophy. What the set will consist of
• 50:18
  Speaker 6: two forty two total Lego bricks? Geez, it'll be like
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: Gina's husband fourteen and a half inches call, and we'll
• 50:30
  Speaker 6: be based off of the first version of the trophy,
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: presented in nineteen seventy four.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: Wow. It'll be on sale four two hundred dollars. Is
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: that a lot?
• 50:40
  Speaker 7: That seems like a lot of a pretty big set. Yeah, bigs,
• 50:44
  Speaker 7: I never spend that much. I have like two on
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: pre order right now and they're like thirty bucks each.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: It will include a hidden scene which can be opened
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: via a pullable slip in the upper globe section.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: What is that that?
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: I think that's like a hidden scene, like kind of
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: like a trapdoor type thing.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: Huh okay, it'll be available in early March. So there
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: you go. There's Man Raccoon news Lego news Menace is
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: living his best life. To know, I am, we get it.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: It's all about you.
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: Eighty seven seven forty four. Woody, you can hit us
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: up with a text over to too, nine eighty seven.
• 51:24
  Speaker 6: We're gonna take a quick.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: Break and then we'll come back. We got some more
• 51:29
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• 51:32
  Speaker 3: The Woody show Man.
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: Let's get a look at the trending news headlines. What
• 51:36
  Speaker 6: you got there, Gina grad Well.
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: Netflix has made the announcement that they've reached a deal
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: and they're gonna buy Warner Brothers.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: This sale includes the Warner Brothers film and TV studios,
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: the library, HBO, HBO Max. The whole thing is gonna
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: cost Netflix eighty three billion dollars.
• 51:53
  Speaker 6: That's crazy, Okay, So think about this. It was like
• 51:58
  Speaker 6: two thousand ten, maybe somewhere around there. I remember it, man,
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: I remember I was waiting outside. I had an event
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: that I was doing for the radio station I was
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: working at, and it wasn't time to go in and start.
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: So I'm sitting in the parking lot in front of
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: a Blockbuster video. Okay, and at the time, Netflix was
• 52:18
  Speaker 6: getting just killed, like their stock price, I want to
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: say it was under a dollar. It was like, let's
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: just say seventy cents something like something like that. I thought, man,
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: Netflix is pretty cool. It was still they were doing
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: like this, send the seat the DVDs to your house,
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: and they were just kind of starting and they were
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: talking about, like, you know, the streaming thing.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you know, it's kind of interesting. Definitely could
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: see the things.
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: I came so close to buying a boatload of Netflix,
• 52:46
  Speaker 6: like a boatload of it at seventy cents per share. Whoa,
• 52:50
  Speaker 6: I don't even know what it is now. And then
• 52:53
  Speaker 6: that Blockbuster I was sitting in front of and gone
• 52:56
  Speaker 6: forever because and that was the other thing is Blockbuster
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: was about to start doing their own version of Netflix streaming,
• 53:02
  Speaker 6: so they were going to have like some stuff string
• 53:04
  Speaker 6: They had made some deal with a couple of of
• 53:08
  Speaker 6: the studios.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: There's a handful of studios they.
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: Made to deal with, and they were so it was
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: that that's why people were they were underestimating Netflix because
• 53:16
  Speaker 6: they they kind of at the time, everybody just kind
• 53:18
  Speaker 6: of saw.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Them as a DVD mail to your house, kind of
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: play the vision. Yeah, but like I was, like part
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: of me was I thought Netflix was really cool and
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: it's seventy cents. I'm like, what you got to lose?
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Just over one hundred and three?
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: One and three?
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: God, I thought it was thirty.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it could have made them damn.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Always the case.
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: I knew a guy who was also considering investing in
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: Netflix as an early investor, but he went with the Gap. Yead,
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: It's not like that was a new company.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: It all depends on when the timing of that, because
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: the Gap went through a long time.
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: Of being Yeah, it did not serve him. Well yeah, Well,
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: the FBI has arrested this thirty year old douchebag from
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: Virginia after accusing him of planning two pipe bombs outside
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: the Republican and Democratic Party headquarters in Washington. That was
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: the night before the January sixth Capitol riot. I'd already
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: say they ide'd the guy by taking another look at
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: old evidence like credit card purchases of bomb pards, cell
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: phone location surveillance video, a license plate reader. No one
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: was hurt in this little stunt, surprisingly, but the FBI
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: says the moms could obviously have been very deadly, and
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: prosecutors are still looking into why he did this.
• 54:33
  Speaker 6: Okay, So people talk about how people they now root
• 54:37
  Speaker 6: for a political party like a sports team, right, but
• 54:40
  Speaker 6: like as a Steeler fan, you don't see like Steeler
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: fans putting pipe bombs outside like the Ravens' offices or
• 54:46
  Speaker 6: something like what gets people to this or the Charlie
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: Kirk thing, Like what gets people to the point where
• 54:53
  Speaker 6: they become violent about it? Like it's one thing to
• 54:55
  Speaker 6: get worked up, it's one thing to be passionate or whatever,
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: but like why it was a where what is the
• 55:00
  Speaker 6: point where it becomes violent?
• 55:02
  Speaker 20: Well, they do believe that this matters, right, Like sports,
• 55:05
  Speaker 20: at a certain point you can go, okay, it's not
• 55:06
  Speaker 20: that big of a deal. They think the world is crumbling,
• 55:09
  Speaker 20: Like if whatever it is that they believe isn't happening,
• 55:12
  Speaker 20: they really think the world is going to fall apart.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: I really think evil's going to be taking over the.
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: Entire and even the Bill's mafia are helping to get
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: that woman's terrible towel back. I mean, even you know,
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: like you said, like sports fans know better, but like
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: Sammy Menos, are saying they think this is for the
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: greater good. Right, it's crazy. That's why they can justify
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: it exactly.
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there was a there was a thing that I
• 55:32
  Speaker 6: saw and I thought was I thought it was great,
• 55:34
  Speaker 6: and we were talking about did I mention this? I
• 55:36
  Speaker 6: probably already mentioned it as the collector of quotes that
• 55:38
  Speaker 6: I am about. How you know, it's it's basically, you know,
• 55:42
  Speaker 6: everybody else is fighting. Meanwhile the people who they're all
• 55:45
  Speaker 6: mad about, they're all friends. Oh the chest one right,
• 55:48
  Speaker 6: the chesting about being ponds. We're all ponds. Yeah, and
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: it makes it makes so much sense. Yeah, here it
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: is the ponds hate each other, while the ones playing
• 55:58
  Speaker 6: chess are actually good friends.
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, people are you know, killing each other or we're
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: witness the demis jail doing dumb stuff over like the
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: break the woman who got the woman or her husband
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: who got murdered.
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: The yeah was in Minnesota, in Minnesota. Yeah, and meanwhile,
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: everyone in the Senate is going to lunch together. Yeah,
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: it's like divorce lawyers best friends. They're going to be
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: just fine.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: Week fourteen kicked off with the Lions beating the Cowboys
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: in a high scoring game, Detroit running back Jamiir Gibbs
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: had a big night with one hundred and twenty total
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: yards and three touchdowns. The Lion's defense also stepped up,
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: sacking Dak Prescott five times and intercepting him twice. The
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: win helps Detroit's record go to eight and five and
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: boost their playoff chances to about fifty six percent, while
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: Dallas drops to six and six and one and they
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: now only have about a nine percent chance to make
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: it to the playoffs. And Lebron james incredible streak it's
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: finally over. He scored just eight points against the Raptors,
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: which ended his run of one two hundred ninety seven
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: straight regular season games with at least ten points. That's
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: a streak that started back in two thousand and seven,
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: by the way, and is an NBA record. Just to compare,
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: Michael Jordan's longest streak was eight hundred and sixty six games,
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: Kareem Abdul Jabbars was seven eighty seven, and Karl Malone's
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: is five hundred and seventy five.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Lebron so checked out. There was a video that
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: I saw. He was like the coach is yelling on him,
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: Like Braun Braun trying to get his attention. He's just down.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: This is like the game's going on. Yeah, he's down
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: at the end of the court, chopping it up with
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: one of the other players in the team the other
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: team who's like sitting on the on the bench or
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: you know, and he's just laughing, like not paying attention
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: at all. The guy check out.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. That's like me when I was a kid
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: playing soccer, I would just stand on the field and
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: talk to.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: My friend.
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: The back and make little weed like flower crowns for
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: myself the way.
• 57:50
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: A lot of y'all love Lebron. I hate him so much.
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: Have you always hated Yes?
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that you know what I You know when I
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: started hating him when he was when he made his
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: announcement about going Miami. That's a lot of the announcement
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: like I'm like, oh god, dude.
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: I'm taking my talent. Yeah, get over yourself. Yeah, I
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: hate him so much.
• 58:08
  Speaker 7: The only thing I can say that I do like
• 58:10
  Speaker 7: about Lebron is the stuff that he funds for, like schools,
• 58:15
  Speaker 7: and then he's a dick to kids who Yeah, so
• 58:19
  Speaker 7: that's the only part that I can say. You know what,
• 58:21
  Speaker 7: that's cool. Everything else sucks.
• 58:23
  Speaker 6: Nothing against his talent. I mean, the guy's clearly super talented.
• 58:26
  Speaker 6: Do I think he's the greatest player of all time?
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: I don't think he's figured out how to game the
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: system and be in the league.
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: The stats show but he's Yeah, but he's gained.
• 58:35
  Speaker 7: The system in a way where he can stay in
• 58:38
  Speaker 7: the league much longer so he can get those stats.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: How how did he get by not.
• 58:42
  Speaker 7: Playing certain amount of games starting later in the season.
• 58:45
  Speaker 7: There's a whole breakdown of it like that you can
• 58:47
  Speaker 7: find online. I mean, Jordan's still the goat. Yeah, for sure.
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: It's so funny because man, I.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Live with the biggest lebron homer ever, can'tony. Yeah, he's
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: an amazing player.
• 59:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, certainly certainly talented, greatest of all time,
• 59:06
  Speaker 6: no big baby PLoP artist.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: A thirty two year old dude in New Zealand tried
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: to steal a rare nineteen thousand dollars Faberge egg pendant
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: in this little pendant from a jewelry store by swallowing
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: it and employee saw him do it. Luckily, he was
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: arrested before he could leave the store. After six days
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: under police watch. He finally passed the pendant six days.
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: Just go work, Colon yet.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: But your job is to wait for this guy, this
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: guy to crap this pending out.
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: Yep, they finally grabbed it and the necklace was. By
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: the way, this neck was such a big deal. Was
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: inspired by the James Bond movie octopusy it's very rare,
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: only fifty tell you what you keep it, you can
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: have it. Cops confirmed the jewel was undamaged, so they
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: get it back to the shop.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, run through the steamer. Catch that movie.
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: One movie, was it, Octopussy. That's a famous one.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: Junia can't even swallow a pill and this guy's swallowing.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Up you know.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: Okay, there is a movie called Maria Full of Grace
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: that came out like twenty years ago about this like
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: Central American drug smuggler where she had to like swallow
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: balloons of heroin. I would just die, it would now,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: there's no way. Well, Google's year and search shows that
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: Charlie Kirk was the highest trending search of twenty twenty five,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: so everybody knows. He was killed while speaking with students
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: at Utah Valley University on September tenth. Netflix smash hit
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: K pop Demon Hunters was second, followed by La Buobus third.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: The rest of the top ten of twenty twenty five
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: were iPhone seventeen, President Trump's Big Beautiful Bill, New York
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: City's Mayor's or on Mundani, the AI startup Deep Seek,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: the government shut down, FIFA Club World Cup, and tariffs,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: and the top TV search was The Hunting Wives. Anybody, Oh,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: I loved it.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: My wife watched That's like the deal. She said. It
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: was like almost straight porn.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: Oh that's why?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, good.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: Any guests on the top slang term search of twenty
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: twenty five slang I think I already know.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: I bet you do. No, Oh, all I have to
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: do is hand mo. I even can't see that slang.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: And finally, the data isn't from Google. But the freaks
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: really came out this year for pit porn, and that
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: is because it is the most requested fetish of the year.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: Armpits.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this type of fetish typically just basically licking armpits.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: And it has an actual name, menace. Let's see if
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: you can pronounce it. I gave you a piece of paper.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: This is the name of porn.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when you're into it licking, armpits, gross, mash chilina, mashchilina,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: it's probably close, mass chilaneana.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: That's very close, Masclagnia.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 7: I first learned about this fetish of from the reality
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 7: show Shaw's a Sunset, because Yeah, one of the guys
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 7: on there super into spelling pits.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: And well, experts say it's tied into tickle, torture and
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: other humiliation kinks. And as for why it's popular, one
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: chick says it's a primal thing. She can't help herself.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 5: Armpit licking ranked fourth on the most search fetishes, following
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: behind pegging, feet content, Morgan and Google good Golden showers.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: And that's what's going on Whenni.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 6: All right, thank you very much, Gina grad come it
• 1:02:31
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• 1:02:35
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• 1:02:37
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• 1:02:40
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• 1:03:07
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• 1:03:11
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• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: today's dumbass contest is the you Yeah, why you see mask?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: Please explain the way the game works, everybody.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 11: I find it any nice and drunk person and ask
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 11: them just the simplest, easiest trivia questions. So you would say,
• 1:03:29
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• 1:03:32
  Speaker 11: so drunk that they won't know the answer.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: This sounds a lot like the Menace original game? Will
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: they know it? Here's the difference.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: And here's what I did.
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  Speaker 11: I took Minister's great idea and I screwed it up
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 11: by finding someone really funny who's drunk, and by asking
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 11: them really super simple, easy trivia questions.
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  Speaker 2: I really screwed that part of it up, right, Well,
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  Speaker 2: I guess well, we'll see how it goes.
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  Speaker 11: You know, So you play the game as always by
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 11: guessing whether the person will know the answer. You don't
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 11: guess the answer right right, right, Who hopefully is very
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 11: funny and their answer might be very funny.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, eight seven four Woodie is the number. Let's say
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: hello to uh Carlos. Hey, what's up, carlos?
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  Speaker 3: Hey?
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: Good morning?
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  Speaker 7: What do you show?
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: Carlos?
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 6: All right, so you're gonna play the UYQ now before
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 6: we get to the questions that matter for you winning
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 6: a prize, We're gonna get to know this drunk person
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 6: a little bit to see just how with or not
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 6: whether they are and who is this sea beat?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 11: This is Jen, not Whatdy's wife, but a different Jen,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 11: and she is telling us about what she is drinking
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 11: and what how that relates to the love of her life.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: All right, what have you been drinking?
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: Uh? Whiskey from dark dark dark? I'm on dark. If
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: it's dark liquid, I'm good.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: Is that what they say that you like your liquor
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: like you like your man? No?
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: Actually, I have like a really super young husband.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: How's your husband?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: Thirty and I'm forty three and he loves me. How'd
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: you guys meet my dad friend? He's my husband and
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: h yay, he's awesome, So I'm pretty impressed.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 19: Did she just say that it was her dad's friend
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 19: dad's friend dead? Friend, dead friend, he gave her a husband. Okay,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 19: all right, all right, well Carlos, that's Jens. That's what
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 19: you're just trying to guess.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 6: If she knows the answers to these questions, yes to
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 6: no two out of three, you're gonna be the winner
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 6: of the d uy Q. We have Menace and Sammy
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 6: who are stone cold sober, and we'll see how they do.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 6: Everybody ready for question number one? All right, here we go,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 6: d u i Q.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: Russia stretches over what's two continents?
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: Russia stretches over what two continents? Uh?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: May I please start a triple no?
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: Triple No.
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  Speaker 1: Geography is so not their strong point. I mean, there's
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: many weak points, but this is one of the weakest.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: But wouldn't you call this like an easy yearsh process
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: of elimination.
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  Speaker 2: For most adults? Yes, the educated guest factor involves education.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna say no gen no, Menace, yes, Sammy.
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  Speaker 6: Dad, it flipped, I think yes, Menace, no Sammy, Okay,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 6: no different No to gen medicine, Sammy. Do you think
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 6: that she's gonna get it?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 14: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, all right, Carlos, what do you think?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna go with no, all.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: Right, no to gen question number one d U i Q.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: Russia stretches over what's two continents? Menace Asia and Europe,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: Asia and Europe, Asia, Asia and Europe.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 6: Wow, just when you thought you had it, you know,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: all right? Well, hey, the only one that matters for
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 6: Carlos is if Gen nos it. Question number one.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: Russia stretches over what's two continents?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: You look at your up, you look at Russia.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: Now I feel like an idiot asking me all these
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: questions when I'm in HAMMERD is not fair.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, okay, Carlos, Carlos, good news, you're on
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: the board. You got to one point here on the
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: d U i Q.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 14: Swee.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But all right, let's see question number two. The
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: stars of what TV show went on a three hour tour?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: Come, she's forty three right?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 11: Uh, that's in case this is an older TV show.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 11: I didn't say it's an old TV show.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: I didn't I think just asking yesterday.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think she will get that.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: I think so I'm gonna, man, this goes against all
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: my strategy with this game, and I got it. But
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say that she does.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 11: Jen will know that one I think she's a study
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 11: Sweeney fan, Are you gonna say you're just okay?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 6: So I think Sammy will old soul uh and then Menace. Man,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 6: that's that's tough. What do you think I'm kind of
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 6: on the fence with Menace.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: You're gonna think I'm out of my mind. No, I'm
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: gonna say Sammy and Menace yes, and Jen's gonna think
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: she gets it but totally flubs it. So I'm gonna
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: say no to Jen.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: All right, I will say, man, I'll say yes to
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: both Sammy and Menace. Yea sweep it?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: Oh my wow?
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, I'm saying no to Jen and then for
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: I usually don't even glance at them, but Menace looks confident,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: So I'll say yes to Menace and notice Sammy.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: All right, Menace and Sammy. Do you think that Jen
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: gets this one?
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: No way, no? All right? Question number two, Carlos, what
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: do you say?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna go with no, even though I didn't really
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 7: hear the question, but I appreciate it's gonna be a known.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: I want it to be fair. Here's the question. The
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: stars of what TV Show went on a three hour tour.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: All right, that's the question. So you still want to
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: stick with no, I don't even know, but I'm gonna
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: go no, okay, no, all right. Question number two we'll
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: start with you, Sammy. The stars of What TV Show
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: went on a.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 10: Three hour tour Gilligan's Island?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: Menace, Gilligan's Island Island? All right, So that's that's two
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: out of the three of my sweep. She's gonna hereticks
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: on that show? Yeah? Question number two, The stars of
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: What TV Show went on a three hour tour?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: Three ard, that's right. What was the name of the show,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: Gligan's Island? Yeah, I'm old.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: You took a real chance there.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: I did things, just not dramatics, the dynamite boom.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 6: That's sorry, Carlos. That's why we have the third question
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 6: for you, man. Third one d U I Q what.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: Is the city that Never sleeps?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: So what is I think? Carlos just finished?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 12: Oh yeah, I think they've been at this city or not?
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 12: I think I think Jen Yes again, I say Jen,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 12: yes again?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: Menace? Yes for sure? Absolutely? Another sweep for yes really yeah,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: I'm sweeping in another another yes. I don't want to
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: have more egg on my face. I'm kind of feeling
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: triple yes too. Yeah, let's let's do it. Let's do it, tripley.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: We're doing it.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: But we're doing it. It's been like four days.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, I wasn't sure about Sammy, but now I
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: think it's a triple yes.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I think she definitely knows triple yes, triple yes.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 6: Menas and Sammy, what do you think will Jen know
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 6: the answer to that question?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 9: No?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: And she's gonna say Chicago. She's gonna say, oh, okay,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: well so Carlos, what do you think yes or no?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: To go no.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: Question number three for the d U, I Q, what
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: is the city that never sleeps? On the count of three,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: I want both Menace and Samy to say at the
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: same time, are you reading one? Two three? New York?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: I was wrong New York.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 20: I wrote down New York, but then I thought that
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 20: it was because that's where electricity lights up for.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: The first time. The city of lights. The city of
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: Lights is Vegas, right, you've been there, The City of Lights.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: You said it's overrated. Paris.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 10: I know I wrote it down, but then I overthought
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 10: it because I thought that they lit up.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 7: When I was looking up a bunch of stuff for
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 7: the Dubai trip. There was multiple videos that said Dubai
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 7: the city that never sleeps.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: I'm like that, don't try to steal just because we
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: don't have laws there. All right, all right, here we go,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: Carlos said, no question number three the d u i Q,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: what is the city that never sleeps?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: L a Isaac because I don't sleep?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: You ever stayed at the one settingleven days drugs?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 12: No?
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: Oh you stay out?
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Right, all right, well Carlos, congratulations, you are a
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: winner here on the d u i Q. Start spreading
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: the news. He's a winner, you guys, Vegas the city. Carlos,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: congrats man, and thank you so much for listening to
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: you show. Have yourself a great weekend.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 17: Hang on, Okay, so everybody stop spreading here's rats everywhere, garbage.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: I want to be part of its New York.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: Everyone's and all the time I got the wrong are
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: longing to except for a dollar?
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: Right, the very hard of it New York.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: New or the worst accidents in the Horne sleeps like
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: Las Vegan and fine garbage Hill get Chinese food at
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: three am. That's what people do. You have an apartment
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: so small that you gotta store stuff in your oven.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: No getting back to the Q hereby can.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: Naked Macon. It's up to you lost.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: Gee all right more, when he shows cutting down to
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  Speaker 2: hang on him, he puts the G in Garcia, So
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: call sports win Jeff Garcia. Hey, Happy Friday, Jeff g
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  Speaker 2: Good morning.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: What do you show?
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: Happy Friday? Akers?
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 16: One eighth thriller yesterday up in Toronto.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: There he goes roogs to turs check.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 16: By Lebron James with the great Pastor Ruie to win
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 16: the game.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: Austin Reeves had forty four points. By the way, Lebron.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 16: James broke his eighteen year streak of elbow digit points
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 16: in games, and he did it in such an unselfish
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 16: way by passing the ball to Ruy for the game winner.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 16: Here is Lebron after the game on whether or not
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 16: he has any feelings about breaking that streak.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: We won.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: He made the right basketball play and you gotta appreciate that.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 16: And they did it without Luka Danciz, by the way,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 16: who is out again tonight versus the Celtics. Hopefully the
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 16: Lakers will have Luca back on Sunday in Philly. Moving
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 16: on to the Clippers there in Memphis, tonight at five tomorrow.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 16: They're in Minnesota, NFL Detroit b Dallas last night forty
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 16: four to thirty on Thursday Night football. Rams are in
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  Speaker 16: Arizona on Sunday at one twenty five. In the NHL,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 16: the Kings lost to the Blackhawks last night. They got
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 16: to Blackhawks again on Saturday, Caps and Ducks tonight in
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  Speaker 16: Orange County, and Blackhawks and Ducks on Sunday.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: Ed lastman not least.
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  Speaker 16: In a recent interview, Travis Kelsey said that he and
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 16: Taylor Swift have never ever ever had a fight.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: As long as they've been dating.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 16: You know what, I believe it would he show if
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 16: my wife was a billionaire, I wouldn't fight with three man.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: I shut up and be a passenger princess and be happy.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: I'm Jeff G And that's your SoCal sports, right, Jeff.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: I never believe couples that say they don't fight. Yeah,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: but Jeff does have a good case. But the other
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: one is not poor. Yeah yeah, it's.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 6: It's an imbalanced But it's like, what would Jeff bezos
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 6: and you know, uh his first window windows guys, me,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 6: what would they what would they fight about?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: Or Elon Musk It wouldn't be about money. Let me
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: ask you, have you been on a yacht?
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: Have you been on a mega yacht? I don't know,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: But there's a big difference the show.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 6: Is there somebody on the text I'm guessing I probably
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 6: know who that's arguing with this person over pharmaceuticals and
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 6: cures for cancers.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: And I wonder who that could be.
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  Speaker 2: Is that Sea Bass tell you yes, because somebody, uh, yesterday,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: there will never be a cure to cancer because if
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: they find a cure, then the major medical companies lose
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: quote customers, right, which is always the argument. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I mean you've heard that.
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  Speaker 11: It's the laziest and most easily debunked conspiracy you've ever heard.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 11: Because again, I remedered this problem years ago when the
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  Speaker 11: five G people were first setting, you know, run around.
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  Speaker 11: I asked to the five G guys who were saying, oh,
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  Speaker 11: it causes cancer, said so to the executive in charge
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 11: of at AT and T team.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever do they all wear protective their kids and their families.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: It's the same thing with they don't.
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  Speaker 11: Want to cure for cancer, so when their family member
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 11: dies of cancer, it's that they just sacrifice.
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  Speaker 2: They die of cancer. They say, oh, okay, do you
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  Speaker 2: know how much money will be in a cure for cancer?
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  Speaker 14: Right?
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: And by the way, how much money has been in
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: like weight loss trucks.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, and they already have multiple let's call them treatments
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 11: slash cures for cancers.
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  Speaker 6: And there's other things besides cancers that you would need
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 6: medications for that and keep your quote customers. I just
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 6: think when it comes to something like this, like the
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  Speaker 6: really big, huge stuff I get, where you can make
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  Speaker 6: that like, okay, I could see, you know, that would
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  Speaker 6: be plausible if you could keep everybody's mouth shut.
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  Speaker 2: You know how many people will be involved in that.
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  Speaker 2: Someone's gonna have, you know, a hit of a hit
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  Speaker 2: of morality, a hit of h whistleblowing where it's like,
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  Speaker 2: you know what for the greater good, like they will,
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  Speaker 2: that's what I will is sacrificing himself an arm again,
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  Speaker 2: instant exactly.
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  Speaker 7: And.
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  Speaker 5: Again it's just it's lazy, and it's it's just lazy.
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  Speaker 1: I think if your premise for any argument starts with
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: quote they they don't want, then you're you're not making Well.
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  Speaker 6: Did you see there's a new ad for Columbia Sportswear
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  Speaker 6: saying that they will give the entire company away, but
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  Speaker 6: the catches. They want someone to prove to them that
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 6: the Earth is flat.
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  Speaker 2: About So this is the CEO. His name's Tim Boyle.
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  Speaker 2: This is him making the offer. I'm Tim boil On
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  Speaker 2: the CEO. Here Columbia Sports where and this message just
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  Speaker 2: for flat earthers. You guys claim there's an end to
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  Speaker 2: the Earth.
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  Speaker 7: We'll just go snap a picture, send it to us,
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  Speaker 7: and you get the assets of the company, all of it.
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  Speaker 2: No paperwork, no lawyers, no catches, paperwork.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, we're giving you all this thisung around.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, flat earthers, do me a favor.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to the edge of the Earth. We're Columbia.
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  Speaker 2: You'll need it. Yeah, I love that. Yeah it's pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: That's great.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Now, I mean there are a few rules.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, not that it matters, because you know, the
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  Speaker 6: picture must be a visible physical end to the planet Earth.
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  Speaker 6: Show the sheer drop, abysmal void and clouds cascading into infinity.
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  Speaker 6: So you have to love In the response to your
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  Speaker 6: text message back to this person, uh seas of the
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  Speaker 6: text says, well, they said, well that's what the date,
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  Speaker 6: that's what the data tells me.
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  Speaker 2: Greed is ugly. Okay, okay, good data. All right, Well,
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  Speaker 6: And it's a Friday, so you know there are certain
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  Speaker 6: things that we do on Friday. Yeah, like the duy
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  Speaker 2: Nine eight seven. Time for your fail stories.
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  Speaker 21: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time for
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  Speaker 21: your Friday fail story.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, people thought to have the perfect plan, the plan
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: you can never go wrong. It's somewhere along the line
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: it went from being a great idea to one big
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: stink in mega uber ultra.
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  Speaker 5: All right, what that everybody's battling stun of stuff?
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: Oh god, it's so bad. Yeah, that's all right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I can't can't win the movie, that's right. We'll start
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  Speaker 2: with this one from New Orleans, where the Woody Show
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  Speaker 2: is proud to be heard mornings on Alt ninety two
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  Speaker 2: to three. That's where this dude had just landed, and
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: he was headed his car there at the airport parking lot.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: When he got there, though, he realized that there was
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: a problem. He couldn't afford to get his car out
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: of the parking lots.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I hate that.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, you ran the gates. So he did what anyone
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  Speaker 2: would do. He called in a bomb threat to the airport.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 5: Oh there you go, outside the box.
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  Speaker 6: He threatened the airport phone operator, telling her that she's
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 6: a stupid, effing bitch and that he would cut her
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 6: effing throat. Well, the cops didn't have any problem pinging
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 6: the phone number back to the parking lot.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: They found the guy sitting in his car.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and when they asked him if he had called
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 6: it a bomb threat, he replied with quote something like that,
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  Speaker 6: oh oh okay.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: He was arrested, taking the failed jail.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 6: He's looking at ten years in prison and a two
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 6: hundred and fifty thousand dollars fine.
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  Speaker 2: What a dumb ass sale.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 7: Just FI when I was really broke, had no money,
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 7: I was stuck in that situation. They will let you out,
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 7: you just they'll just get your information and then send
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 7: you a bill later.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: I saw an infuriating post on social media. This this woman.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 6: She is in the medical field of some kind. I
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 6: don't know, it's probably what these places, like a dermatologist
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 6: or something like that. This woman to come in for
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 6: a treatment. Because the woman's wearing scrub like the worker
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 6: who the woman who owns the business, she's in scrubs.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 6: I know exactly what it was that this woman had done.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 6: But she got the treatment done and at the edge goes, hey, yeah,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 6: so uh, I hate that I'm not able to pay.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 6: And the woman's like, well, well do you have like uh,
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 6: And she she gave her every opportunity like well, do
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 6: you have like Zelle or whatever do you have?
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: Can I get your just give me your information?
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 6: Like yeah, no, yeah, because she had every excuse what
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 6: because Yeah, so I'm just sorry, I'm just not gonna
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  Speaker 6: be able to I'm just not gonna be able to
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 6: pay you. Can you can you imagine going on? Can
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 6: you imagine going into knowing and you see that? I
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 6: guess it happens a lot of nail salons.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because the service is already done.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you gonna do? Confiscate your nails?
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 5: What a piece of ish?
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: I felt so bad for this woman who wonned this business.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 6: You could tell, just like a small business thing, and
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 6: you know, you got to call them, and it was
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 6: it was just the attitude, the smugness of the woman.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, almost like I got some really bad news. Yeah see,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: I'm just I'm not able to pay.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 5: I have some really bad news.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: Really yeah, well for me, and the woman was really
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: trying to work with her, like, hey, well what about this?
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 17: Yeah?
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: No, Well, do you have like a friend or family
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: member who's close by who can maybe can like you know,
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: bring the who could bring the money over whatever? No, No,
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: I don't have any family that lives nearby everybody.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of like those videos with contractors when
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: they didn't get paid and they go back to the
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: those and they destroy everything they did.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love those. That's great.
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  Speaker 14: All right.
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  Speaker 6: This is from Brazil where this guy had a lifelong
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 6: dream of working with animals and he decided to make
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 6: that dream of reality.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 5: Which that's cool.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: So he went to the zoo and he climbed into
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: the lion's pen.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 14: Oh.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: I might have watched that video eighty seven times.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he hopped a razor wire top fence. He climbed
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: down this tree to get into it.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 6: So he made a really big effort to make sure
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 6: he's right there, made his way down the tree, and
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 6: he was on the ground for all of about one
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 6: second before one of the lions pounced on him and
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 6: dragged him behind a wall.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't even make it down the tree the
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: whole way the lion reached up and pulled him down.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 6: So he tried to get away, but then the lion
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 6: pounced on him again and this time there was no
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 6: coming back.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 9: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: He dead.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, zoo.
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  Speaker 6: The zoo was closed temporarily and as far as the
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 6: lion goes. The zoo has announced that Greg, no, no,
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 6: you know, this is a good ending. The lion will
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 6: not be euthanized, as it shouldn't.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: Be exactly what the line was supposed to do, since
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: I guess the lioness right, she did nothing wrong in
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: the case.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: But exactly why that was even up for debate, Yeah,
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: well there you go. It's beyond me.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 6: I say, it would have been different if it was
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 6: out in the wild and they would have killed it.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 6: But because it's you're already you know you went there. Yeah,
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 6: you're the one who climbed into the enclosure, dumb ass.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 6: I'm like, oh, I know where I can find this
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 6: video X easily?
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you find it everywhere. Yeah, it's pretty good.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 6: Here's one where this art museum in Taiwan had one
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 6: of their pieces destroyed by a volunteer worker. The art
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 6: piece featured a mirror partially covered by a cloth hanging
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 6: on a wall.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: That sounds old, right, Yeah. One of the workers walked
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: up to it and realized it was super dirty and dusty,
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: and so they pulled out a rag and they started
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: cleaning it.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 5: Really good.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: Market just one problem. It was supposed to be dirty
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: you know, according to the artists, the dust covered smudge
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: on the mirror represented the quote awareness of middle.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 5: Class society, Oh get over yourself, and.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: Had been sitting on that mirror for over forty years,
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: and now that it was cleaning, the piece was ruined
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: and deemed worthless. The museum. They held an emergency meeting
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: and they're working on compensating the artists for their destroyed
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: piece of art.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, supposed to be dirty.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 5: And I'm not saying that this is this case or
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 5: this is most cases and menace. I feel like this
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 5: is something you might have seen something on. It just
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 5: seems like something you would have come across. But have
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 5: you seen the whole like conspiracy theory thing about how
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 5: all of this quote unquote modern art is just a
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 5: way too, like a back alley way of like doing
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 5: drug money and like money laundering because even they know
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 5: it's app.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because the value is just whatever someone's want.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 7: To pay for it, exactly like Pollock was also just
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 7: part of the CIA like to like mess with the
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 7: minds of the Russians.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 5: Okay, I believe that too.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: I did have a question for you, Greg, could you
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: got that guitar appraised?
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: I did that.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: You got praised guitar from your brother? Like, how do
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: you do that? How do you get something appraised?
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: I took it to a guy who manages this guitar
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: room and he specializes in vintage guitars, and so they
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: checked to see that it's real.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: Uh has it been?
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 6: But are they they licensed as a whatever? No license
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 6: as as as an appraiser, I don't believe is there
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 6: a license for an appraiser.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know how this works.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 6: Is somebody was talking about, Oh well, I think I
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 6: would get an appraisal for whatever they had they were
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 6: trying to get, you know, covered, I go, where would
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 6: you even go for that?
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: The appraisal shop?
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: That's a great question. If it's something so specific like
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: a bass guitar, and they knew exactly what to look for,
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: what the signs are, if it's fake or whatever, and.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: It all checked out.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 5: And according to chat GBT, you usually do need to
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 5: be licensed to work as an appraiser.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I understand, like you get real estate of
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 6: praising right like before you get a house board, you
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 6: get to things like that. But if you have you know,
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 6: I like watches, you know you want to I want
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 6: to get this watch appraise? Yeah, like any any jeweler,
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 6: A great.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 5: Question, anyone with a little magnifying But it seemed like.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 6: Something should be a pretty easy answer for that. I'm
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 6: sitting here going I don't I don't even know how
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 6: to do that.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those postar guys always have like some.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 7: Random experts they do, and who's the saying like vintage
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 7: toys talk a truck.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this stupid art piece with the mirror and the dust, Like,
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: how do you get that appraised? It's worth three months?
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 18: Here?
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: One last uh failed story this week, one of my favorites.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 2: It's from Illinois.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 6: This guy, he was riding the back seat of this
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 6: suv that's gone down the highway, came up with a
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 6: really smart idea to impress the finance chicks that were
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 6: driving with them, growing nice, He.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: Rolled down the window.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 6: He hung himself outside the car, waving around a semi
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 6: automatic rifle. Hell yeah, hella cool teas fully so yep.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 6: Several people saw him, called the cops. They pulled him over.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 6: The gun was sitting on the back seat. He had
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 6: a thirty round clip hiding in the leg of his pants.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 6: When they asked him why he was waving the gun around.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 6: He admitted that he thought the chicks would dig it
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 6: and that he was trying to get laid. So he
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 6: admitted that part.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: Oh and when they ran his name, it turns out
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: that he had been convicted on weapons charges at least
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: four other times.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, so this is his thing.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 6: He was arrested and taken to fail jail. What a
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 6: dumb ass sail weapons charges? I mean, being cool charges.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: The chicks would dig I bet y'all. You know what,
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: I could probably bang them all at the same time.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 2: I'm going to hang outside his window with his rifle
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: on this random highway. That's cool. So I had Greg
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: go back. We're talking about you know how many people
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: because now it's kind of a recap. We're getting all
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: the recap stuff. Gina had the Google searches from twenty
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: twenty five, and you're gonna start seeing all these recaps
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: stuff Spotify or but got their Spotify. Yeah, same thing.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 6: So when it comes to did you have a New
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 6: Year's resolution and how many people actually stuck with it?
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 6: Most people didn't make it past a couple of months.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 6: Not you know, but people spend a lot on New
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 6: Year's resolutions, which there's some more of that coming up.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 6: But I had Greg go back. I said, I can't
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 6: remember if I.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 2: Set one this year. You did?
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: We all did?
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 6: Actually, Yeah, so Greg keeps very detailed records of all
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 6: the things that happened on the show. And then you know,
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 6: we're able to go back and pull maybe some audio
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 6: if we needed from Bort and his archives.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: So remind us. Let's see if any of us.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: I think you'll be impressed. I think we all were
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: pretty consistent, and we got crazy at the start of
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: the year, and we did not call them resolutions.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: We called them goals. H see, because we're different.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 6: Also, I think you can kind of set yourself up
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 6: New Year's It almost seems like something destined to fail.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: Absolutely to have a goal, have a goal. Yeah, so
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 2: it's yours.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: Mine was be less dumpy and maintain yolo, and I
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: as I think I maintained yolo pretty well. I'm definitely
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: not maintaining the be less dumpy.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: Because you said you wanted to shave more.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: I wanted to shave more often because it's my least
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: favorite chore. I would rather scrub toilets than shave, really,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: and I now I'm shaving like once a week. I
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: look like a homeless person.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 5: And you wanted new clothes and I did.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: I think I got maybe one new shirt this year,
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: lost weight and I was way more yolo.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 4: And year on.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: I did have you yoloed to the tune of a
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: scooter ordy bike. Not yet. Yeah, we did have We
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: did have a question for you, Greg on the on
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: the after hours voicemail.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 5: Greg, we got the update on your parents and letting
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 5: them know you will not be joining.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 4: Them for Christmas this year.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 15: But I need to know did we schedule the next
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 15: sucking fat prod thing.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: I have not scheduled it yet. I'm still waiting to
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: hear back on the doctor's schedule, but preferably I'll do
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: it right away. Yeah, so I can time to recover.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: You got to wear one of those embarrassing bandages behind
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: closed doors.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: But no, you're thinking you can go out and you
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: could be like a like a real gay guy and
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 2: just have scars and stuff. People, it's the season. I mean,
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 2: it's like you did in the middle of the summer
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: and scarf. Yeah right, yeah, just something season. Someone who
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: can hitch you one, Greg, you can you can.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: Nit him one wood your goal for the year, I
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: think you did. Okay, wants to take better care of
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: his health.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, I did that.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 6: Get a sleep study. Did not do that, and get
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 6: a full body MRI. Did not do that, But I
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 6: did that. I did not do that for a reason.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 6: Uh So, better care of myself I have. I have
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 6: definitely gotten more into a balanced routine of stuff and
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 6: I keep making these kind of micro adjustments that overall
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 6: have had a very good effect. This Mora ring that
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 6: I that I wear has been great. I'm keeping a
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 6: lot of track of my sleep and making sure I
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 6: hit a certain sleep score if at all possible, you know,
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 6: trying to average an eighty score, which for this schedule.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: Is pretty good. I feel like I've done pretty well
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: at that. I've lost a bunch of weight this year
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: and thanks to zep bound which has been great, but
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: so I'm definitely lighter there. The one thing I did
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: not do, I didn't do the sleep study because I
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: focused on the ring and what it's telling me from
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: the sleep and getting the good quality sleep, right amount
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 2: of light sleep and deep sleep. So I think that's good.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know if I need the sleep study.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 6: The other reason I didn't do sleep study and the
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 6: full reason I'm not doing the full body MRI. First
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 6: of all, they tell you not necessarily a good idea
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 6: because it will show different things, and when it shows
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 6: different things, the doctor is obligated to look into it.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 6: Paranoia right now, I'm just paranoia. But I went through
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 6: so much crap with the whole FA medical certificate thing
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 6: that when anything pops up like that, well then you
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 6: have to.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: Look into it. It becomes a thing where you have
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 2: to self ground and you know they so absolutely no
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 2: way am I doing that because I'm an interfere with
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: the flight stuff. I'm not doing I will go to
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 2: the doctor if something I feel like something's wrong. I
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: am not those guys. There are plenty of pilots who
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 2: do that. They don't go to the doctor for anything
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: because it's what they do for a living. They don't
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 2: want to be grounded and not get you know, to
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 2: uh to get you know, get get paid. So but
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 2: am I just gonna go there pre act what the
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 2: premptively problem?
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 5: Nope, I know his plane has a self landing, but
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 5: it does.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: But I so I fully intended to do that.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 6: I looked into it I found a place that was
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 6: going to do it, and then, you know, I applied
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 6: for the FA medical thing, got more information about that,
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 6: and I'm like, nope, that's off, so I'm not doing that.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 4: What was uh?
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 2: What was genus?
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: Do you know what to get a colonoscope? Got it?
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 2: Which you did? You also want to be more yolo?
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, I mean I I did some things. I
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 5: bought a house.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: And you said that while you watched TV you refused
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: to sit down while watching That's.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 5: So over and I'll tell you why. First of all,
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 5: it sucks. Second of all, I did that at the
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 5: other house I lived in where Greg, please cover your ears.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 5: I lived in a very small house, the treadmill living
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 5: yuh yeah.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine? That's so utility.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 5: It was very easy to walk and and watch TV.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: But look at her, I know.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 5: But in this house, the treadmill is in its own space.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to tell you where. You're not gonna
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 5: like that either, but it's not in the living room. Yeah,
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 5: so you can't party there. That's fine, But only half
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 5: of the garage is filled with that kind of stuff.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 5: The other one you can pull in your kitchen.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: Do you have a garbage can that just sits.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 5: Out well yes and no, I guess yeah, I mean
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 5: it's one of those like nice like where does it go?
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it has to be hidden in a cabinet.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 6: And that's a little you have to have, like one
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 6: of those pull out ones. Thanks for your cabinet front
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 6: pulls out the garbage cans are inside.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 5: How do you get one of those?
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 2: Container the cabinets? It starts by taking a second look.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 5: Should I have Should I have said no to this house?
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 5: A comic one? Do people still have trash compactors?
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 3: I have one?
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 5: Amazing.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, give me your houses, But I also want to
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: replace it, Yeah, with one of those cabinet ones. Menace.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 2: You wanted this year?
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: Hashtag goals for twenty twenty five more humor, more content,
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: more transparency.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 7: Yes, very broad. Yeah, I think I h I got
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 7: that more common. I think I could embrace. I wanted
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 7: to go to more comedy shows, which I don't think
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 7: I did. I mean I did embrace a lot more
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 7: comedy podcasts, like that type of content that I wanted
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 7: to be exposed to. And then just like other content,
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 7: content that I'm in. And then also like when transparency
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 7: of like somebody would ask me to do something and
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 7: I would try to like bend over backers and try
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 7: to make it happen. I kind of like became more
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 7: transparent and saying I just can't do it, okay, And
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 7: I have to shout out mel Robbins because she has
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 7: that thing of like, oh, let them so because before
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 7: if you're like a pleaser and you they're like, oh,
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 7: I don't want to really upset that person. Uh, they're
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 7: gonna be upset with me. She has that thing, well,
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 7: just let them be upset, let.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 5: Them, let them and let you.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sat Yeah.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 14: All right.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: Sea Bass's goal was quite simple to retire, Yes, and.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 11: That is why today I think it's perfect time ring
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 11: out yeah that you will not longer no longer be
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 11: seeing me anywhere. An I'm not quite there, but I
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 11: did take steps toward that.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 9: Goal for.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 2: We all do. Every time we come in and you
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 2: save another dollar, Yeah, but in what way?
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 12: That?
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 11: But also I have other projects not yet to be
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 11: ready to be public that will contribute to toward that
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 11: goal that I have been working on consistent.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 7: And I think, yeah, I'm getting because you kind of
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 7: shared like a tidbit that was one yes, yeah, yeah,
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 7: there's one.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: I think that kind of goes towards the goal that
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: you're talking about. I would say, stay tuned for more information.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 6: So mysterious and you know what, and he's very much
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 6: an example of a MENACE's transparency. You know, it would
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 6: screw up nderstand. You also told us about one of
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 6: your long term projects. You hinted at it, and that
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 6: would be very much not retiring.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: True.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 2: Oh that's retiring. Yeah, Oh yeah, that's that's that's easy Street.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: We're talking about the same thing we are.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 2: That is easy Street.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 5: That's not yeah, yeah, yet I don't know what the
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 5: hell you guys are talking about.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 2: I believe me. I've been around. I've been around what
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 2: he's talking about, and it is easy.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 11: Essentially going to the library every day, throwing around and
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 11: what was what was Sammy.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 1: Sammy's do less and sleep more?
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 10: Yeah that did not happen, not even close, not even
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 10: a little outside.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, did a lot more and slept a lot less.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 10: Yes, your boyfriend, I know, he's always wanted to do things.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 5: And I felt guilty and I'm like, okay.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: Like this bedroom is not for sleeping.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 5: Before she was never really doing anything and look at
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 5: her now.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah I wasn't.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 20: I wasn't doing as much, but I still, I think
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 20: had a lot more guilt if I slept in and
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 20: didn't take my dog for a walk or didn't there
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 20: were still things that I felt guilt over that I
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 20: wasn't getting enough sleep because of I guess I cleaned
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 20: a lot.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 10: I was still doing a lot of things, even though
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 10: it was at home.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 2: I guess I think overall it's kind of been a
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 2: it's like a weird year. Yeah, you know, it's not
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 2: it's not a bad year. It's not a good year.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: It's just it's a weird year. It's that a weird energy. Agreed. Yeah,
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 2: it was fast yet slow. It to me like not
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 2: bad not it was not good, good, horrible. It was
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 2: one of these. It was all the things.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was all the things. Anyway, we'll take a
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 6: quick break. We got some more Woodies show coming up
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 6: for you next.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 2: Hang on to the show.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 1: And it is to.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 6: Put the Cherry on the New York's Resolution Sunday. So
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 6: the experiences, so this is what people when they say, oh.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 2: We're going to do this one, excuse me, I'll do
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 2: we want to do.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 6: More travel, right, So the average person will spend one
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 6: and fifty one bucks on travel. Nice, nice, seven hundred
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 6: and sixty.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 2: Eight for meals and entertaining and I'm dying over here. Yeah,
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 2: fifty for a take a guess these days?
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, feel me, you'll be duc man. It's always right
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 6: when the four hundred bucks for hobby supplies and materials.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 6: But I just thought the saying, do you have like
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 6: a like a Michael's credit card or I do have.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 10: A not a credit card, but I have a Michael's
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 10: account that I get.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 20: Points on, and then after you spend so much money,
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 20: you'll get five dollars off, however much it is.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, men spend more on their stuff than women to
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 6: achieve their resolutions. And men between the ages of thirty
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 6: five and fifty four, uh, they spend more than six
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 6: thousand dollars because I guess you get older, you got
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 6: like some other things, and so maybe they like you're
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 6: when little kids, you know, want stuff for Christmas, it's
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 6: toys and whatever, and then as they get older they
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 6: want iPhones and tech.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, expensive stuff that you get fewer presents. They're just
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 2: more expensive. Yeah, exactly, So I guess I guess that
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 2: makes sense.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 7: You know when people ask you what do you want,
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 7: and I'm like, oh dude, right, ticket items are just
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 7: so big, I don't even share it with them.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 6: Well, I mean here's the thing. That's why I'm not
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 6: a big fan of presents for adults. Let's let's let
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 6: the adult that stuff like Christmas that's for kids.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 5: Oh I love getting presents for adults. You do, Yes,
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 5: I love buying presents for people.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 2: Love it.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 6: I like doing things for people, but not like when
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 6: it's a thing like on the birthday or Christmas.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 1: That's like just randomly I like to you know, just
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 1: you just have to give a physical gift just because
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 1: it's Christmas.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 5: But I like that it's like something to look forward to, Yeah,
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 5: something to look forward.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 20: To buy, And there's a hunt and when you find
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 20: something that's perfect, you're like, oh, nail did I can't
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 20: wait to give it anyone.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 5: I hope you guys like what I got you guys
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 5: this year?
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 2: We'll find it you didn't really get us last year?
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 4: Sorry?
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 2: Right now, I got to buy.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 5: I don't need want anything.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 2: Giving something. What's your song? You want pepper shakers?
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 4: Right there?
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 20: You go?
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, good. I'll buy the salt. You could buy the
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 2: pepper one. That would be a good combo gift.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 5: But I hope you guys like my theme this year.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 2: There's a yeah, last year, would you give us? You
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 2: gave us like a roadstance car safety last year.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 5: I don't like chokes or stuff that you want to
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 5: throw at I like practical gifts.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean right, I'll get you what iron. It
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 2: was nice that you thought of it, but that is
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 2: kind of a dumb gift. It is, Yeah, the roadside thing,
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 2: it's not exciting. It's not going to be excited by
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 2: somebody water heater.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 5: And from the guy who says, you know you don't
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 5: give adults presence, I'm trying to give adults presents that
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 5: they would actually use.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 10: You think that now until you need it, and then
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 10: you're like, oh, so glad you got cell phone?
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 7: You called a Yeah, kids, what he doesn't feel heard
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 7: on that gift for himself, right because he doesn't do
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 7: his roadside right.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't know if this gift this year is
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 5: going to affect you that much either.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 2: But yeah, you know what you could do? Not get
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 2: me one?
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 5: Everyone everybody gift.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 6: By the way, it was very nice. For then the gifts,
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 6: it was very nice and it's in my wife's card.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 6: It is I'm trying to be an a hole. I'm
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 6: trying to be a dick about it. And then get
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 6: off your list. So you give me something so you
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 6: don't have to be obligated to get used.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 3: Don't.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 5: I don't want anything. I love giving it. It's fun
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 5: for me.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 4: Your day join fun.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 2: Well, I's gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 2: do it for today's show. That's it for the week, everybody.
• 1:45:41
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• 1:45:44
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• 1:46:19
  Speaker 6: get us out of here with some parting words of
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 6: wisdom please.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, most of us are people who want to do
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff, but we're trapped in the bodies
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 1: of people who want to do a lot of sleeping.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 2: That is true. Oh, in fact, looking forward to a
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 2: lot of downtime on Menace and my extreme weekend trip
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 2: that we're about to embark on to Dubai. It's sixteen
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 2: hours there, sixteen and a half hours back, yeah, and
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 2: then thirteen hours on the ground in Dubai. Yeah.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 1: Sounds relaxing, all tiring, all in one weekend.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna be doing a lot of lounge and around. Greg.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 2: I admire that I think about your words of wisdom.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Great Gory, Thank you so much
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 2: for giving the What Show some of your valuable time
• 1:47:04
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• 1:47:04
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• 1:47:06
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• 1:47:11
  Speaker 3: Mom's a bitch, you was a bitch, and Happy Holidays.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 2: All you host is bitches.