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- 0:00Speaker 1: Stirring the pots one morning at a time.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Welcome, Welcome through the Alabama Show.
- 0:16Speaker 1: Do you want some peacock feathers?
- 0:19Speaker 3: No, I don't want any dan peacock feathers.
- 0:21Speaker 1: They're cool.
- 0:22Speaker 4: You can put them in a vase and decorate your
- 0:24Speaker 4: house with them. Everybody wants peacock feathers. Theyre hot commodity.
- 0:27Speaker 4: You make earrings with them.
- 0:29Speaker 1: I made ahead give them to a girl.
- 0:32Speaker 4: Hey, girl, I got you some real peacock feather ear rings.
- 0:36Speaker 1: You see, yeah, and see that's food.
- 0:39Speaker 4: I'm like, this is a rare thing.
- 0:44Speaker 1: You could have them.
- 0:45Speaker 4: My peacock, it's mating season is over. And fun fact
- 0:49Speaker 4: I learned because I have ten pet peacocks I can't
- 0:51Speaker 4: get rid of. At the end of mating season. Every
- 0:54Speaker 4: year their tail feathers fall out. So all of my
- 0:57Speaker 4: male peacocks with the big beautiful tails, you know, it's
- 1:00Speaker 4: like one scraggly tail. They look pitiful. But there's feathers
- 1:03Speaker 4: all over the neighborhood. Me and my neighbor yesterday rode
- 1:06Speaker 4: the golf cart all over the neighborhood finding peacock feathers.
- 1:11Speaker 3: No, no, I do not want any of those. It's
- 1:14Speaker 3: so cool.
- 1:15Speaker 1: You put them in a vase. Come on, I'll make
- 1:17Speaker 1: you some. Don't worry. I'll make you something. It's Hearts
- 1:20Speaker 1: and Crafts time.
- 1:21Speaker 4: I will make you something cool and you will be
- 1:24Speaker 4: so happy about it. Okay, we'll see anyway. Good morning.
- 1:27Speaker 4: Thank you for being here. If you're need of the show,
- 1:29Speaker 4: thank you. We appreciate you for listening. On the way,
- 1:33Speaker 4: I don't even know what what the hell headlines? Crazy
- 1:36Speaker 4: things people are doing in the news six fifty and
- 1:38Speaker 4: eight fifty And if you have good news, what's awesome
- 1:41Speaker 4: like peacock feathers, you can call the show too.
- 1:43Speaker 1: Eight three three five one Bama, Good morning, it's what
- 1:47Speaker 1: the hell headlines? What the hell are you talking about?
- 1:51Speaker 2: On the Alabama show?
- 1:53Speaker 4: People are trying to sell bags of air from Taylor
- 1:56Speaker 4: Swift's wedding on eBay. What the hell do you if.
- 2:00Speaker 3: There's any bites?
- 2:01Speaker 1: No, they took it down.
- 2:02Speaker 4: Somebody literally listed a bag of air on eBay that
- 2:05Speaker 4: says it was collected at Taylor and Travis's wedding in
- 2:09Speaker 4: New York City.
- 2:10Speaker 1: They listed it for fifty thousand dollars.
- 2:12Speaker 3: I need to know if anybody was about to buy that.
- 2:15Speaker 1: No, and somebody else also listed trash.
- 2:18Speaker 4: That was from their wedding, and they're trying to sell
- 2:20Speaker 4: it like people are so dumb.
- 2:22Speaker 3: I can't believe somebody thought about that.
- 2:26Speaker 2: Super Easy Trivia with the Yelabama Show eight three.
- 2:30Speaker 4: Three five A one Bama is the number to call
- 2:32Speaker 4: the show. Elena, good morning. Where are you calling from Hoover?
- 2:36Speaker 4: What's going on in Hoover?
- 2:37Speaker 1: Where are you going?
- 2:38Speaker 3: I'm on my way home from the gym.
- 2:40Speaker 1: I'm good for you. What'd you do today? I did
- 2:42Speaker 1: a hitclas Oh, heck ya? How awesome was that?
- 2:46Speaker 4: It was good? It was a good way to start
- 2:48Speaker 4: for morning. Well, good for you for doing that before
- 2:51Speaker 4: six am in the morning.
- 2:52Speaker 1: Elena.
- 2:54Speaker 4: Now are you ready to see if you are smarter
- 2:56Speaker 4: than Producer Blake?
- 2:58Speaker 2: I would love to.
- 2:59Speaker 4: All right, I'll ask the questions use your name as
- 3:02Speaker 4: your buzzer. If I were you, I would say the
- 3:04Speaker 4: answer really fast, because Producer Blake is a cheater.
- 3:06Speaker 3: I am not a cheater.
- 3:08Speaker 1: And uh, let's just get started. Question number one, what
- 3:12Speaker 1: do you hit with a hammer? Say it?
- 3:17Speaker 3: Elena?
- 3:17Speaker 1: Got it all right? Just say the answer right after
- 3:20Speaker 1: you say your name. Elena.
- 3:22Speaker 4: Okay, Next one, what ocean is off the California coast.
- 3:26Speaker 1: Elena say the answer to the answer.
- 3:29Speaker 4: Good job girl, Okay, all right, last one for the wind.
- 3:34Speaker 4: Where are the Great Pyramids of Egypt?
- 3:38Speaker 1: Producer Blake, Helena, come on Egypt? Say Egypt, Oh, Egypt. Sorry,
- 3:45Speaker 1: I did I say the question wrong?
- 3:48Speaker 3: You said, where are the Great Pyramids of Egypt?
- 3:54Speaker 1: The answer, Elena, you would?
- 4:07Speaker 4: Congratulations you are smarter than producer play and me too, apparently.
- 4:13Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 4:14Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know.
- 4:17Speaker 4: The new Sandra Moon Community Complex is almost done after
- 4:21Speaker 4: almost a decade of work. It's going to have a
- 4:24Speaker 4: performing arts theater, a sensory room, an art Huntsville offices
- 4:29Speaker 4: in rehearsal space. This is going to be a major
- 4:32Speaker 4: new cultural hub for the Rocket City. It should be
- 4:35Speaker 4: opened by the end of August. Starbucks is launching an
- 4:39Speaker 4: orange cream lineup, and I am so excited for this
- 4:41Speaker 4: because they'll have drinks like an orange cream cold brew
- 4:44Speaker 4: iced orange cream latte, orange cream Macha iced orange cream Chai,
- 4:49Speaker 4: and an orange cream frappuccino. They're also going to be
- 4:52Speaker 4: selling a road trip puddy and drink wear at select stores.
- 4:55Speaker 4: You know it's going to be that orange cream color,
- 4:57Speaker 4: so get ready. It leaked online way before where it
- 5:00Speaker 4: was announced by Starbucks, so now everybody's excited. Bunny XO
- 5:05Speaker 4: is seen kissing somebody at Jelly Rolls Bar in Nashville.
- 5:09Speaker 3: That is the worst place to do that.
- 5:12Speaker 1: I know if you missed it.
- 5:13Speaker 4: Jelly roll filed for divorce from Bunny in May, then
- 5:16Speaker 4: it became public in June. She was at the bar
- 5:19Speaker 4: for the Fourth of July watching fireworks, kissing a twenty
- 5:22Speaker 4: four year old Netflix reality star, Dylan Wolf. He calls
- 5:26Speaker 4: himself the Malibu Cowboy on social media.
- 5:29Speaker 1: He's on a Netflix show.
- 5:31Speaker 4: There's a twenty two year, twenty two year age gap
- 5:34Speaker 4: between the two.
- 5:35Speaker 3: You know, get your bag. I guess. I don't know.
- 5:38Speaker 1: Jelly Rolls bar her ex husband's bar. I don't even know.
- 5:42Speaker 1: Is the divorce even final yet.
- 5:44Speaker 3: I've not heard if it has been.
- 5:46Speaker 4: But that's having a baby together. They literally have a circuit.
- 5:50Speaker 4: Oh yeah, this is a Jerry Springer show. That's three
- 5:55Speaker 4: things you need to know more at the Alabama Show
- 5:59Speaker 4: dot com see.
- 6:00Speaker 2: Alabama Show Me. It's free on the iHeartRadio app.
- 6:03Speaker 1: My grandmother is gonna ruin my little cousin's kid.
- 6:08Speaker 3: What.
- 6:09Speaker 1: By the way, thanks for listening to the Alabama Show.
- 6:12Speaker 4: I'm Alabama with producer Blake me mall my grandmother that
- 6:15Speaker 4: raised me, goes and baby sits.
- 6:17Speaker 1: My little cousin Hannah's baby.
- 6:19Speaker 4: Ida.
- 6:19Speaker 1: You hear me talk about her all the time. My
- 6:21Speaker 1: little cousin Hannah.
- 6:22Speaker 4: Is the voice and what the hell when she was little?
- 6:25Speaker 4: Now she has her own baby. Me and my baby
- 6:27Speaker 4: sits the baby. I go visit and hang out all
- 6:30Speaker 4: the time.
- 6:31Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 6:32Speaker 4: So I'm hanging out with me Ma and the baby
- 6:35Speaker 4: the other day and the baby's starting to talk because.
- 6:38Speaker 1: She'll be she's a toddler now she'll be too. In August,
- 6:41Speaker 1: she brought a book.
- 6:43Speaker 4: To me and it's a bunch of pictures and you
- 6:45Speaker 4: point at the pictures and she says the words and
- 6:49Speaker 4: it's like duck cow all these things.
- 6:53Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 6:55Speaker 4: So I'm saying the things and she's saying kat and
- 6:58Speaker 4: she's going now and she's and puppy and doing stuff.
- 7:01Speaker 1: Then may Ma walks over and may Mom goes, hey,
- 7:03Speaker 1: watch this, and I went, oh no. She flipped the
- 7:09Speaker 1: book open to a picture of an elephant.
- 7:12Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:13Speaker 1: May Mom is a huge Alabama football fan. She goes
- 7:17Speaker 1: roll Todd, roll Todd. She is teaching her that an
- 7:21Speaker 1: elephant means roll todd. This pork is gonna be so confused.
- 7:29Speaker 3: What's net all?
- 7:35Speaker 1: Yes, she did it, She did it. These kids.
- 7:42Speaker 4: Hilarious and I'm like, may moll, tell her it's an elephant.
- 7:45Speaker 1: Tell her what it is.
- 7:47Speaker 3: She didn't.
- 7:48Speaker 1: No great grandpa, she's the baby's great grandmother. Their grandparents.
- 7:54Speaker 1: But call the show.
- 7:55Speaker 4: Eight three three five I one BAMA is the number
- 7:57Speaker 4: if you let your parents watch your kids. What are
- 8:00Speaker 4: some words that they have taught them? Because I know
- 8:03Speaker 4: grandparents teach kids funny funny words all the time.
- 8:06Speaker 1: Eight three three five oh one two two six two.
- 8:09Speaker 2: There's three things you need to know you with the
- 8:12Speaker 2: Elemma Show.
- 8:13Speaker 4: We have any grand View Medical free standing er that's
- 8:16Speaker 4: approved for Hoover. It will be at Valleydale Road. The
- 8:20Speaker 4: project is going to bring around the clock emergency care
- 8:22Speaker 4: closer to residents near the I.
- 8:24Speaker 1: Sixty five corridor.
- 8:26Speaker 4: So it's just approved, so hopefully it will be up
- 8:29Speaker 4: sooner than later. Travelers are being warned about a new
- 8:33Speaker 4: scam email. It looks like it's from booking dot Com,
- 8:36Speaker 4: but it's not, and it promises a five hundred dollars
- 8:39Speaker 4: travel credit. It uses official light logos and fake deadlines
- 8:44Speaker 4: to pressure you into clicking a link, and then the
- 8:46Speaker 4: link will hack your computer.
- 8:49Speaker 1: So don't.
- 8:50Speaker 4: The experts say, look out for vague subject lines, urgent language,
- 8:54Speaker 4: and suspicious cender addresses. Don't click the links in unexpected emails.
- 8:59Speaker 4: There was one famous person that declined the invitation to
- 9:02Speaker 4: go to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's wedding. Who Charles Barkley.
- 9:06Speaker 4: Charles Barkley said no. He confirmed that he politely declined
- 9:10Speaker 4: on a podcast he was on this week. He said,
- 9:12Speaker 4: I don't go to weddings or funerals, but I did
- 9:14Speaker 4: get an invite. I I politely declined because I thought
- 9:18Speaker 4: it was going to be a crap show, which it was.
- 9:21Speaker 4: He also said, I love Travis and Jason. I've only
- 9:24Speaker 4: met Taylor one time, so he told Travis. He was like,
- 9:28Speaker 4: I'd rather hang out and go play golf and not
- 9:30Speaker 4: have to dress up and do all the other stuff.
- 9:33Speaker 3: You know what, you know what, he's got his convictions
- 9:37Speaker 3: go off, Charles.
- 9:38Speaker 1: I love that.
- 9:39Speaker 4: Charles Barkley said no to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelty.
- 9:41Speaker 4: But Megan Markle tried to go and they wouldn't let
- 9:43Speaker 4: her come.
- 9:44Speaker 1: What a what world are we living in? That's three
- 9:47Speaker 1: things you need to know.
- 9:48Speaker 4: More at the Alabamashow dot com.
- 9:52Speaker 2: The Alabama Show on to Man Free on the iHeartRadio app.
- 9:56Speaker 4: If you ever have good news you want to share,
- 9:58Speaker 4: call the show. Eight three thirty five.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Oh one, Bama is the number. Here's a good news
- 10:02Speaker 1: story for today, producably all right, Albama, let's go.
- 10:05Speaker 4: Neighbors rushed into a burning home to save a eighty
- 10:08Speaker 4: seven year old woman with Alzheimer's.
- 10:11Speaker 3: Oh that is good. I like that.
- 10:13Speaker 4: In England there was a home on fire Phyllis. She
- 10:17Speaker 4: was asleep. She had no idea there was even a
- 10:19Speaker 4: fire in her home. The two neighbors went through the
- 10:21Speaker 4: smoke to find her and help her out of the house.
- 10:24Speaker 1: Listen to this as a fire in your house, geez
- 10:29Speaker 1: at the side near the back gate, and the ambulance
- 10:32Speaker 1: as well. Please please gentle with it. Can you tell
- 10:34Speaker 1: us sus on the way, how old your mom? He's
- 10:37Speaker 1: eighty seven, she has Alzheimer's. She's just coming down the
- 10:41Speaker 1: stairs now.
- 10:42Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 10:44Speaker 1: This is the neighbors they were talking to.
- 10:46Speaker 4: The woman's daughter through the doorbell the ring doorbell camera
- 10:50Speaker 4: because the daughter had access to the app and can
- 10:52Speaker 4: check on her mom through the ring doorbell. So that
- 10:54Speaker 4: was her telling the neighbors how to get into the
- 10:57Speaker 4: house to rescue her.
- 10:59Speaker 3: I love technology. Technology has helped so much.
- 11:02Speaker 4: Yeah, that is that is what's awesome. So if you
- 11:05Speaker 4: have a goodnews story you'd like to share. Whatever you're
- 11:06Speaker 4: celebrating in your life, we want to celebrate with you too.
- 11:09Speaker 1: Call the show. Eight three three five oh one. Bama
- 11:12Speaker 1: is the number. That's eight three three five oh one
- 11:14Speaker 1: two two sixty two.
- 11:16Speaker 2: The Alabama Show On to Men. It's amazing free on
- 11:19Speaker 2: the iHeartRadio app.
- 11:20Speaker 1: You're gonna love this story.
- 11:21Speaker 4: There's a girl from Odinville who just won a national contest.
- 11:25Speaker 4: She's one of five finalists where people designed duct tape
- 11:29Speaker 4: prom dresses.
- 11:30Speaker 3: Duct tape prom dress.
- 11:32Speaker 1: Look at her dress. It's red. She used red duct tape.
- 11:35Speaker 4: She made it all out of duct tape and it's
- 11:37Speaker 4: like a fancy dress that.
- 11:39Speaker 3: Does not look like duct tape. That's cool.
- 11:41Speaker 4: I know it's part of a contest. She's fifteen years old.
- 11:44Speaker 4: Caitlin Bowden. It's the annual Stuck at Prom Scholarship Contest.
- 11:50Speaker 4: So the competition challenges teams from across the country to
- 11:53Speaker 4: create original prom like prom dresses using.
- 11:57Speaker 1: Their duct tape. And she made like a she made
- 11:59Speaker 1: a half. She might all kinds of stuff. It's awesome,
- 12:02Speaker 1: she said.
- 12:02Speaker 4: It took seventeen rolls of duct tape at one hundred
- 12:04Speaker 4: and forty hours to make.
- 12:06Speaker 3: I mean it shows, it's really good. I was surprised
- 12:11Speaker 3: to see it look that good.
- 12:12Speaker 4: I know, straight out of Odinville. So congratulations, Caitlin, that
- 12:16Speaker 4: is awesome.
- 12:17Speaker 2: The Alabama Show Onto Me Free on the iHeartRadio app.
- 12:21Speaker 4: Producer Blake is a liar and not only did he
- 12:23Speaker 4: lie to people, he lied in the House of the Lord.
- 12:27Speaker 3: Look.
- 12:28Speaker 4: Okay, by the way, thanks for listening to the Alabama Show.
- 12:32Speaker 1: I'm Alabama with producer Blake.
- 12:33Speaker 3: That's me.
- 12:34Speaker 1: What did you do?
- 12:36Speaker 4: Well?
- 12:36Speaker 5: I was helping paint some classrooms in the church, okay,
- 12:41Speaker 5: And I may have he did I may have spilled
- 12:46Speaker 5: some paint half a half a gallon of.
- 12:50Speaker 3: Paint on some dropcloth. And there was another guy helping
- 12:55Speaker 3: in the room I was in, and I said, he
- 12:57Speaker 3: did it.
- 12:58Speaker 5: So did you say he did it to the people
- 13:00Speaker 5: that were organizing the painting events.
- 13:03Speaker 3: I said, I don't know what happened.
- 13:06Speaker 1: In the House of God.
- 13:08Speaker 3: I wasn't lying to God. I was lying to people
- 13:11Speaker 3: that God saw it. Well, God always sees it. This
- 13:14Speaker 3: is different.
- 13:15Speaker 1: Look, So what did the people do?
- 13:17Speaker 4: Uh?
- 13:18Speaker 3: They said, you didn't want to tell us to the
- 13:20Speaker 3: other guy.
- 13:20Speaker 5: I said, yeah, man, come on, like I was helping
- 13:23Speaker 5: them out interrogate this guy.
- 13:25Speaker 3: And I was like, gosh, and he goes, I didn't
- 13:28Speaker 3: spill it. I didn't even know. I didn't he know
- 13:30Speaker 3: it was spilled. I said, come on, man, you're so.
- 13:33Speaker 4: Lucky that your pastor's on vacation, because I would call
- 13:35Speaker 4: him right now. But I do know that people from
- 13:38Speaker 4: your church listen.
- 13:39Speaker 1: To the show.
- 13:40Speaker 4: Yeah, and I want I want you and a producer
- 13:43Speaker 4: Blake is a liar, and he's the one that spilled
- 13:45Speaker 4: the half a gallon of paint and blamed.
- 13:47Speaker 1: It on somebody else. How old are you old enough?
- 13:51Speaker 1: I know I didn't do that.
- 13:53Speaker 3: I didn't want to get that. I didn't want to
- 13:55Speaker 3: get in trouble.
- 13:56Speaker 4: You're in trouble.
- 13:57Speaker 1: Twice as hard because you did it and then you
- 14:00Speaker 1: about it. If you would have just manned up and said, hey,
- 14:03Speaker 1: I did it. I'm sorry yourself. That's part of being
- 14:10Speaker 1: a grown up.
- 14:11Speaker 5: That was a half gallons, Like doing that, How did
- 14:17Speaker 5: you even spill it?
- 14:18Speaker 3: I tripped. I was trying to get to the court.
- 14:22Speaker 1: Doesn't get on the carpet.
- 14:24Speaker 3: No, I don't think so. I haven't looked under the
- 14:27Speaker 3: drop cloth yet. No, they did not.
- 14:29Speaker 1: What color was the paint?
- 14:30Speaker 3: White? Yeah, it went everywhere. It was a half gallon.
- 14:38Speaker 4: And uh So, if you're listening to the show and
- 14:41Speaker 4: you ever want to ask producer Blake to come help
- 14:43Speaker 4: you paint your house, don't please. He'll spill the paint.
- 14:46Speaker 4: He'll blame it on somebody else. But before he comes.
- 14:49Speaker 1: He'll be like, yeah, I used to work at home depot.
- 14:51Speaker 1: I know everything about paint. I'm an expert.
- 14:54Speaker 3: I didn't say I could paint.
- 14:55Speaker 4: I used to do it.
- 14:56Speaker 3: I don't like it. I do not like doing it.
- 14:57Speaker 3: Don't make me do it because I will about it.
- 15:00Speaker 1: So now's your chance.
- 15:01Speaker 4: If you'd like to roast producer Blake to call the show.
- 15:04Speaker 4: Eight three three five O one Bama is the number the.
- 15:08Speaker 2: Alabama Show on Demands free on the iHeartRadio app.
- 15:11Speaker 4: Call the show if you would like to roast producer
- 15:13Speaker 4: Blake for lying at church about the.
- 15:15Speaker 1: Paint that he spilled eight three three five.
- 15:16Speaker 3: Oh one, Bama, I don't try. I don't regret it.
- 15:20Speaker 1: We're also on TikTok Live.
- 15:22Speaker 4: You can follow Alabama Radio and be a part of
- 15:25Speaker 4: the behind the scenes. Doggy Dad just made a great
- 15:27Speaker 4: point because you lied and said that you spilled paint,
- 15:31Speaker 4: and you said that the other guy helping me paint
- 15:33Speaker 4: did it.
- 15:33Speaker 3: Okay, what about it?
- 15:35Speaker 4: Doggy Dad just asked a question that I didn't think
- 15:37Speaker 4: to ask. He said, I wonder how many times he's
- 15:40Speaker 4: blamed his siblings for stuff growing up and nobody ever knew.
- 15:44Speaker 3: I didn't get away with it and growing up, but
- 15:46Speaker 3: he did.
- 15:47Speaker 4: Wou'd you try to blame on your brothers when you
- 15:50Speaker 4: were growing up?
- 15:50Speaker 1: I know you blamed a ton of stuffkay.
- 15:52Speaker 3: So there was one time when I was a kid,
- 15:54Speaker 3: I bit my arm. Tried to blame my brother.
- 15:57Speaker 4: You bet your own arm and told your parents that
- 16:00Speaker 4: your brother bit you.
- 16:00Speaker 1: You are such a brad.
- 16:03Speaker 3: I was so sick of him that day. And that's
- 16:06Speaker 3: a bit more.
- 16:07Speaker 1: I'll call you, you know what.
- 16:10Speaker 4: I've had other people in the office too, and I've realized.
- 16:14Speaker 1: You do this when you're having a bad day and
- 16:15Speaker 1: you don't want to do stuff.
- 16:16Speaker 4: Other people in the offices have come up to me
- 16:18Speaker 4: and told me that You've gone up to them and said,
- 16:21Speaker 4: Alabama's mean to me.
- 16:23Speaker 3: No, okay, no, they are exaggerating what I said. I
- 16:26Speaker 3: literally say the situation and then they think it that way.
- 16:29Speaker 4: Now, yes, blaming everybody else.
- 16:32Speaker 1: For his problems.
- 16:34Speaker 3: That one, I just say what you did and.
- 16:38Speaker 1: Eight three three five AA Bama is the number. That's
- 16:41Speaker 1: eight three three five A one two two sixty two.
- 16:45Speaker 2: You were listening to the Alabama Show.
- 16:48Speaker 1: What are you gonna do when you go home today?
- 16:50Speaker 5: I'm probably gonna practice my sword fighting skills and take
- 16:54Speaker 5: a nap.
- 16:56Speaker 3: We're done.
- 16:57Speaker 1: Enjoy the rest of your day. If you miss an
- 17:00Speaker 1: anything on the show.
- 17:00Speaker 4: Download the free iHeartRadio app and look at the Alabama
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