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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 68 - Based Europeans · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: Us to the show.
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  Speaker 1: Brother alright, ready, yes, sir, what is up?
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  Speaker 5: Everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today.
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  Speaker 5: It is Monday, It is July eleventh.
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  Speaker 4: I believe seven eleven day.
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  Speaker 5: It's seven eleven day.
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  Speaker 4: What's your seven eleven order?
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  Speaker 5: Bro, I don't really go to seven eleven.
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  Speaker 1: Mine's a taco and cheese Takito's fucking gourmet.
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  Speaker 4: It's delightful.
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  Speaker 5: That sounds like that would give me stomach problems.
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  Speaker 1: I guess you've never been poor, bro, I guess you
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  Speaker 1: never struggled and got it out the fucking mud.
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  Speaker 5: Fine's probably some jerky, okay, well, salty eight bucks. Why
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  Speaker 5: is jerky so expensive? Because it's like a steak and
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  Speaker 5: a bag. Oh yeah, some salt something salty ass steak
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  Speaker 5: high sodium.
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  Speaker 4: I fucking uh like.
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  Speaker 1: A bag of jerky, and I like can't get my
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  Speaker 1: socks off, like bloat up so much, fucking just a
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  Speaker 1: balloon boy, Michel, damn man, you feel bloated?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? I think you said it. Ate some bad ship yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: I was on the toilet rough this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, dude, I just ate, like walking me.
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  Speaker 5: Up, got me out of bed, what was it? What
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  Speaker 5: was uh? What was nasty? I don't know. You must
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  Speaker 5: know hoop waking you up is the worst. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 5: farted and then I was like, oh, I'm shitting in
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  Speaker 5: my pants actively cold red. Yeah, and I just hopped
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  Speaker 5: over to the bathroom. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I try to like I'll do that, but I'll
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  Speaker 1: try and like keep my eyes closed so like I
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  Speaker 1: don't like fully let in all the light so I
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  Speaker 1: could try to go back to sleep out.
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  Speaker 5: I had to get up anyway. I had to wake
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  Speaker 5: up early as fuck today.
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  Speaker 4: Why were you coming back home from wherever?
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  Speaker 1: Mysteriously you live in Massachusetts, that's where you're from.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, shut up, Yeah, i'd take you the train home
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  Speaker 5: this morning. I'm tired. Damn.
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  Speaker 1: That's fucking sick to have been home though. Uh you
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  Speaker 1: were with your dog?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah it was nice. I mean I had COVID the
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  Speaker 5: whole time.
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  Speaker 4: That's fuck.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you didn't you like secretly have COVID like
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  Speaker 1: two weeks before that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it's I think I'm still testing positive
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  Speaker 5: from that. Oh really, what was that one? Well? I
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  Speaker 5: just never tested. He had it on the low. Well,
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  Speaker 5: it wasn't very on the low. I mean if you
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  Speaker 5: heard my talk, you probably knew I had it.
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  Speaker 4: If you came to any of his shows where people
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  Speaker 4: were in.
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  Speaker 5: Close proximity, they were getting I kept my distance. Yeah
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  Speaker 5: you didn't.
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  Speaker 4: You didn't speak.
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  Speaker 5: Also, I didn't know. I didn't know if it was COVID.
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  Speaker 5: So it's not your fault.
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  Speaker 4: You can't be fucking blamed. I'm tired.
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  Speaker 5: It makes a lot more sense knowing now that I'm
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  Speaker 5: testing positive. Like it definitely was like I was waking
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  Speaker 5: up every morning and being like, dude, my air conditioning
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  Speaker 5: is fucking killing me. It's like, now I think I
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  Speaker 5: was just actually really sick every day. You're like, it's
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  Speaker 5: so weird. It's a new symptom. Yeah, I'm waking up
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  Speaker 5: with a different symptom every day. What is his air
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  Speaker 5: conditioning doing to me? It's drying out all.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, conditioning's attacking me. I was just very ill, like
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  Speaker 1: a venus fly trap. Dude, It's just a silent killer
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  Speaker 1: from within my room. Yeah, but it was just COVID.
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  Speaker 1: So what did you do the entire time? Just sat
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  Speaker 1: at home and fucking crespower anything. Dude. Oh I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have a console.
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  Speaker 5: No, no console. You don't travel with your console. I
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  Speaker 5: remind the hotels, you don't even have a console? What
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  Speaker 5: do you have like a WEU?
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  Speaker 4: No I got a sixty four?
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  Speaker 5: No? Yeah? I uh.
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  Speaker 1: People who bring their ship to hotels, and I feel
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  Speaker 1: like it's like often like NFL players.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but they also probably have like a specific console
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  Speaker 5: for the road.
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  Speaker 1: Or like, uh, there'll be hotels where it's like prominently
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  Speaker 1: like you have like the plug in like right there
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  Speaker 1: underneath the TV, Like they're like encouraging you to game
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  Speaker 1: at their hotel. They probably just don't want you fucking
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  Speaker 1: in there. It's like, oh, if you're gaming, you're definitely
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  Speaker 1: not fucking Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I just like wouldn't want Like I also wouldn't even
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  Speaker 5: want to play video games on that big of a TV. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Facts, I need to look like kitchen television.
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  Speaker 5: It needs to be like a laptop size.
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  Speaker 1: Laptop size like a long TV. That's how you get
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  Speaker 1: the good graphics. Yeah, facts, nice and tight compact graphics. Yep,
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  Speaker 1: the fucking aspect ratio. It actually is game changer.
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  Speaker 5: I remember when I first switched over to a monitor
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  Speaker 5: instead of a big ass TV.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were breaking your neck looking back and forth,
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  Speaker 1: like the fucking happy Gilmour final scene.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, one of my buddies plays PlayStation on like a
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  Speaker 5: fucking mounted TV, like twenty feet away from him, and
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  Speaker 5: he sucks. It's probably why, it is why. And he
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  Speaker 5: used to be good.
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  Speaker 4: If you could just lean.
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  Speaker 1: Forward, boy fell off. Yeah, that shit sounds tragic.
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  Speaker 5: He did, and he plays more than all of us,
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  Speaker 5: so much hurt in your heart when you said that
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  Speaker 5: it used to he did. It used to be the best,
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  Speaker 5: and that was the worst. Poor guy. Does he know, dude?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, just tell him, tell him that that's why.
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  Speaker 5: Oh you know, he probably got him a monitor.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, just get him a tiny ass.
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  Speaker 5: Get himself a monitor.
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  Speaker 1: Why not help him out? You see a friend in need,
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  Speaker 1: you let him fucking drown. Dude, just reach your hand
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  Speaker 1: out and fucking pull him out. You cheap dude, and
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  Speaker 1: you have the eighty bucks your flush. Dude, you make
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  Speaker 1: that in fucking thirty seconds of stand up.
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  Speaker 5: It's true. I got a stomach ache on a fart.
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  Speaker 4: Make it up, bro, Oh was that it?
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  Speaker 5: That was a ship that wasn't even a fart could
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  Speaker 5: be good for the show. If you just fucking ship
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  Speaker 5: all over the place, we'd get a good laugh out
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  Speaker 5: of it. Yeah, I'm fucking exhausted, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna I was gonna say, how far into
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  Speaker 1: the episode till we find out how tired?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? Very tired. If you had, I was planning on
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  Speaker 5: doing it.
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  Speaker 1: When you go for your inevitable bathroom halfway through, I'll
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  Speaker 1: be like, yo, oh, and how soon do you think
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  Speaker 1: is going to talk about how tired he is?
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  Speaker 5: Well, because it was like I I didn't have a
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  Speaker 5: vacation because I was locked in my room the whole time.
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  Speaker 4: You were resting so hard.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, So then I was like, so then yesterday I
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  Speaker 5: like went hard because I was like, well, I enjoy
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  Speaker 5: my last day.
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  Speaker 4: Right, first day out of core. It makes my skin
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  Speaker 4: coral when.
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  Speaker 5: People say core when they ship ton last night from drinking. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but it was like a bath to throw up. It
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  Speaker 5: was all food, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but are you having some awful famous New England seafood.
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  Speaker 5: I had a chicken Buffalo chicken wrap and that was
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  Speaker 5: in my stomach for probably ten minutes. Damn. Then came
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  Speaker 5: straight back up. You got a weak ass stomach, fell
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  Speaker 5: asleep aggressively, and then I woke up and it went
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  Speaker 5: explosive diarrhea. So it's been a rough couple hours for me. Damn, dude,
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  Speaker 5: we should just sleep a wink on the train. Long
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  Speaker 5: train ride two far hours.
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  Speaker 4: My heart goes out to you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's Europe looked amazing, thank you. Yeah, it looks
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  Speaker 5: like you had a hell of a aca. That's yeah.
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  Speaker 4: My time was fucking incredibly Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It gave me a whole new appreciation for like life, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I felt like so incredibly fucking thankful for everything going
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  Speaker 1: on in my life. Actually, it sounds like the polar
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  Speaker 1: opposite of what you were going through. Sounded like you
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  Speaker 1: were going through a fucking silent self imposed hell.
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  Speaker 5: How much is it they say about life like you
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  Speaker 5: get like you get what you deserve almost oh something
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  Speaker 5: like that. How much does a vacation like that cost?
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  Speaker 5: Like twenty million dollars? Let's just say it'd be like, like,
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  Speaker 5: uh a year worth of stand up. Yeah, Jesus, dude,
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  Speaker 5: it was crazy. We're saying you were not You did
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  Speaker 5: not do what you said you were doing. But you
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  Speaker 5: may seem like you were just going to a city.
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  Speaker 5: Point were you in a city I went to? I
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  Speaker 5: was in Barcelona, were in like mountains with like you
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  Speaker 5: were like sailing boats on the top of mountains.
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  Speaker 1: It was fucking But was I supposed to come in
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  Speaker 1: here and fucking brag about it and be like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: about to go on the fucking sickest trip.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're going to be try and be honest with
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  Speaker 5: our listeners. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I just find it unbecoming when people are like,
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  Speaker 1: like bragging about how sick something's going to be.
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  Speaker 5: I don't.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, someone's like this.
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  Speaker 5: I just I'd rather you tell me then lied to
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  Speaker 5: me and try and downplay your vacation for us poor folks.
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  Speaker 4: I thought it would make you feel bad.
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  Speaker 5: No, I would have been pumped for you posting green
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  Speaker 5: with jealous rage. No not, it looks seems like you're seething.
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  Speaker 5: Posted like a bunch of Ron's posting a bunch of
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  Speaker 5: stories on Instagram, And then his wife posted a story
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  Speaker 5: and I didn't notice it switched people. I just kept
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  Speaker 5: on thinking I was clicking through the same stories, and
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  Speaker 5: like she posted a picture of like a book, and
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  Speaker 5: I replied and I said, no way in the hell
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  Speaker 5: that you've read a page of that book, thinking it
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  Speaker 5: was going to roane, and she like burst into the
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  Speaker 5: room crying and then I was like, and my heart
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  Speaker 5: fell to the floor. I was like, no, just called
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  Speaker 5: me illiterate, and then I instantly unsent it and then
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  Speaker 5: texted Roan and apologized.
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  Speaker 4: No, you honestly didn't have to undersend it at all.
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  Speaker 1: And it's actually like low key creepier that you unsent
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  Speaker 1: it because.
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  Speaker 5: Why she'll never see it. But yeahs like you don't
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  Speaker 5: want Roan to find out. And she also didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Want to see there's an unsent message. She could see
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  Speaker 1: that you sent something that was probably inappropriate, and so
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  Speaker 1: it's like, if she's assuming something's inappropriate in her mind,
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  Speaker 1: you might as well let her know that it was
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  Speaker 1: like about like being illiterate instead of some fucking.
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  Speaker 5: I just like can't I'm out, God, imagine if I
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  Speaker 5: didn't notice that, and I did, and I just like
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  Speaker 5: it there and she just opens up instruments like, Hey,
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  Speaker 5: no fucking shot, you even cracked this so wildly out
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  Speaker 5: of pot now, dumb bitch, she just enjoying.
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  Speaker 1: This book you can't fucking read. You're fucking pussy just
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  Speaker 1: lit her the fuck up. Yeah, she she was going
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  Speaker 1: through it because she uh, she lost all of her
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  Speaker 1: bags when we flew from Barcelon we flew from I
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  Speaker 1: flew into Barcelona, was there for like two days.
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  Speaker 5: Barstoolona h swire the goat bro walk it off for real, bro.
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  Speaker 1: We could just end it right there, just throw the
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  Speaker 1: ad reads at the but uh it was we we
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  Speaker 1: went from Barcelona to Nice for two days or like,
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  Speaker 1: we were in Barcelona for two days.
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  Speaker 4: When we got to Nicie, all of her luggage was
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  Speaker 4: gone and she.
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  Speaker 5: Had Did you lose your luggage too?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 4: I had everything.
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  Speaker 1: She had no outfits, and I was just like fucking
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  Speaker 1: I had everything that I ever wanted.
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  Speaker 5: Like sweat, I'd imagine, like the outfits are very planned
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  Speaker 5: as well, dude for months. Yeah, like especially girls, they
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  Speaker 5: plan like like the down to the socks.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was insane for a trip to Europe. She
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  Speaker 1: had the most extravagant socks.
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  Speaker 5: You gotta be throwing fits in your frillly ass. So
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  Speaker 5: and they look right at the socks. Yeah, well the
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  Speaker 5: lock they'reof they don't wear many.
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  Speaker 4: No, they're not wearing that that many socks out there.
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  Speaker 4: And it was nothing.
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  Speaker 1: You can't you have to dress, yeah, like you can't
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  Speaker 1: even get into places they were like dudes were walking
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  Speaker 1: up with fucking shorts on and they were fucking laughing
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  Speaker 1: them away.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can't wear shorts. And you could wear shorts
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  Speaker 5: in like the like the pictures that I saw you
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  Speaker 5: wearing shorts, like when you're when you were on that
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  Speaker 5: yacht sailing it in through the rivers of Venice. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you could have worn shorts in that environment. But you
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  Speaker 5: can't wear shorts like when you're in the city.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I literally saw people they laugh at you. There was
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  Speaker 1: a big crowd in like the fucking boy Yeah, in
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  Speaker 1: this French square, and I was like, what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: They were fucking hanging to dude for wearing shorts. It
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  Speaker 1: was a public execution some dudes just because they had
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  Speaker 1: worn some shorts that we went into some club that
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  Speaker 1: were like the fucking uh they like fetishize American culture
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  Speaker 1: and they're like, fucking.
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  Speaker 5: They saw your videos that you're posting from.
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  Speaker 1: The dudes are like they they think like the super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl in uh, like Sancho Pe. They think like the
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: super Bowl was like the dopest global event. And so
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  Speaker 1: every fucking bar has like pictures of like hot ass
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  Speaker 1: models wearing like diamond studded shoulder pads. They're just uh,
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  Speaker 1: but you couldn't wear shorts into those places.
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  Speaker 5: It was, uh, I mean you can't wear shorts into
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  Speaker 5: clubs in New York.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I wonder why.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder what's so fucking I guess you just look
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  Speaker 1: like a fucking goofy, broke bitch with fucking shorts on.
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  Speaker 5: I guess I love wearing shorts. I love it too.
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  Speaker 5: I kind of fell off in Covid, I feel, but
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  Speaker 5: like when I would try and get into bars in
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  Speaker 5: the city in like high school, it was you couldn't
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  Speaker 5: wear shorts because it would like give away that you're working.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I wonder, like, I guess, yeah, just the
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  Speaker 1: youth wear shorts.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What about on planes? Do you guys wear shorts on planes?
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  Speaker 1: Because I was doing it too, But then I'd sit
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  Speaker 1: down in my would like ride up and my fucking
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  Speaker 1: I would just, I mean, my legs would be like
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  Speaker 1: sticking to the back of these fucking.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah were shorts on the train today And I had
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  Speaker 5: to get up multiple times and readjusts yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then you like pull into a city and especially
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  Speaker 1: in Europe, and you're either in shorts or like some
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  Speaker 1: fucking sweatpants. But the alternative is what. You have to
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  Speaker 1: fucking dress like fancy for the plane.
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  Speaker 4: Some people used to do that.
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  Speaker 5: People used to go on planes and wear like full
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  Speaker 5: suits like everyone. Yeah, that's Titanic was black top. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: it's like all should.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they weren't wearing shorts on the Titanic, that's fucking I.
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  Speaker 5: Mean, that's single pair of shorts on that thing.
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  Speaker 4: People.
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  Speaker 5: Why they all drowned because their pants all filled up
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  Speaker 5: with water.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they weren't wearing fucking fudd.
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  Speaker 5: Everyone can't swim in jeans. My grandpa has more in shorts,
• 13:42
  Speaker 5: he says, since he was like twelve. Really, yeah, do
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  Speaker 5: you even know what his legs look like? They're probably
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  Speaker 5: ugly at fun. They gotta be grossed at this.
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  Speaker 4: He probably have some vericose ass.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking it's very close legs, Dude, they're fucking disgusting.
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  Speaker 4: But it was, a dude, it was lovely.
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  Speaker 5: Are you feeling the jet lag at all?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 4: Not at all?
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  Speaker 5: You snap that quick?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was. I just smelled when I woke up.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what was going through my fucking body,
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  Speaker 1: but I just fucking stunk. I just had fucking pheromones
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  Speaker 1: pouring out of my body.
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  Speaker 5: Did you did you get back yesterday. I flew back yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: You didn't get any jet lag? No, I like just
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  Speaker 5: went just can't be possible.
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  Speaker 1: I just stayed up till like eleven fucking just like
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  Speaker 1: got a normal eight hours of sleep, and uh just
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  Speaker 1: woke up and it was good to go crazy.
• 14:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was.
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: It was weird.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: I got more jet lag on the way out there.
• 14:28
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: I fucking hate flying into like a city, like flying
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: into Europe, and you just had to fucking you can't
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: go to your hotel for like the first seven hours
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: of the day. Yeah, so you just fucking stink like
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: a fucking airplane for like twenty four hours. You're just
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: sweaty and fucking gross, and like you're supposed to be
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: taking in these beautiful sites and you just start the
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: crankiest little bitch.
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because you get there at like eight am, just.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Being a dick to hotel workers for no fucking reason.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: They're trying to help you. They don't have fucking American amenities.
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah. There was fucking a lot of bi days out
• 14:57
  Speaker 5: there though, fucking just blast to my ass, clean clean ass.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: A lot of seafood, dude, some of it was fucking gross.
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: Dude. Some of it was fucking nasty, eat any thing
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: like really exotic.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: Uh, I ate the face of a veal, Oh veal face, dude,
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: so veals a baby cow and they were just serving
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: up the fucking face of it.
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't like that at all.
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was gross.
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: It feels like sick.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: That's like the most it feels weird that you would
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: even it was that it was at the nice and
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know, and they called it something weird like
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: baby's breath or something like.
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: They killed the cow in front of you and then
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: just skin it. Dude.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: They at another place they had a they were serving
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: baby chicken, and like they fucking they brought out the
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: chicken like dangling from like it looked like a baby chicken,
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: like it was on the menu said baby chicken. So
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: it's like tiny tiny, it was like this big and
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: they brought it out and it was like a fucking
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: like too, like I don't know, like a fucking tent pole,
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: like a hangman thing, and it was just like dangling
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: from it. They like wanted to show it to us,
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: and it was like fucking swinging back and forth with
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: preposterous They're fucking sickos over there. But the baby cow
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: cheek was like a dude who's like one of the
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: great who's like twenty nineteen, like chef of the year.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Like the place was supposed to be incredible and I
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: went in there with such high expectations and like every
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: bite was like hard.
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: Because you bought that hard to eat, maybe you should
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: have gotten something more normal. No, it was like there
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: was nothing normal on the whole menu was just baby
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: cow cheese. It was pretty.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: It was like it was like there were two course
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: pairing you could get. It was like four courses and
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: like you could either pick this one or this one.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: And the first one was like fucking anchovies, like some
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: fucking weird ass fish and then the fucking baby cow.
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: Like was the anchovies and the fish good at least.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: The anchoviy's really tasted like anchovies. The fish was good.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: It was John Dory, the fucking h And then.
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: It was like baby cow cow cheek.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was like the most high class fine dining,
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Like the chef came out and shook our hands after
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: where its like I've never felt more, uh, like.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: They could smell the American on us.
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Like oh where are you from? Yeah? Did you? Uh?
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: Do you have any good wine or any beer?
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know a good wine tastes like, I don't
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: think I could pick good wine out of a lineup.
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: It looks like you were drinking good wine in that video,
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: but what is good wine? Though?
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what good wine is, dude. I
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: feel like wine is such a fucking scam.
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: I haven't had wine and like ever, I've had wine
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: once and I hated it. Yeah, not my thing, not
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: my style.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't think that there's like that much
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: of even as I've had like a decent amount of
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: wine in my life, and like, I feel like, well,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: first of all, they sell a fifteen dollars bottle of
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: wine or fourteen dollars for like one hundred and fifteen dollars,
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: they'll just up charge it like.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: One hundred dollars because you're an American.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: No, it's like on the menu, but you look at
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: the menu and you're like, oh, this has to be
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: super nice, and then you like google it and it's
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: like fucking whispering. Yeah yeah, they literally do and it
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: so it was like fucking stinky, fucking.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: Chit shit really expense about there. Uh, some places it is.
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: In some places was unreasonably cheap.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, expect things to be cheaper, like in Barcelona. Yeah,
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: in Barcelona, like you can get a fucking crazy, like
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: world class meal for not that much money. But they
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: went to France and they're just fucking breaking your back.
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: Well where'd you go in France? You go to Paris, No, Perry, northern, No,
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: the south, south, southern, so like.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: Nice Sanchope to Monico, which is like its own.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: City, very nice. Damn How was Monica? It was for me?
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was super You would have loved it on
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: some casino ship. It was just like a fucking brilliant,
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: beautiful casino.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: Go through, brilliant. It was a brilliant out there, dude,
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: it is.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: I would just like, because I didn't everyone speaks English
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: over there, so I would just try to like speak
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: in like.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: Uh, yeah, they probably hated you.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: No they didn't.
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: It was dopeum may gousta albin.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would just like speaking like French sounding grunts
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: made gusta wine.
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: No, I was.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: I was super self conscious when I got to France
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: because I thought that everybody would be very judgmental of
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: my like stupid American ass. But they're like relieved because
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: they all speak English. So as long as you're not
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: like speaking like some like Russian or some ship like that,
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: like some language that they're not familiar with, they all
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: have like perfect English. And even when I went to
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: places like a supermarket or whatever, I could just I
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: got by on just like grunts or.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: Like yeah, oh yeah, we'll grab that for you. He
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: wants a suitcase, Yeah, I've heard that. I've heard that
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: like in Italy. I think they like they appreciate if
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: you try to speak Italian. Yeah, I think that's the thing, right,
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: maybe mercy.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Me, I just have not I could like count, I
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: could yes, or no, I can go.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: It's good that you can count. That probably comes in
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: handy a lot.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want four bag attes, yeah, trace bagg.
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: You do like.
• 19:45
  Speaker 7: They not?
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: Do they not do the same number system as we do? Yeah?
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: That was my That was my giveaway that I was
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: in American.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: It was like a glorious bastards.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, uh yeah, I don't know.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: I don't even have that many.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of like crazy f wacky stories.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: That drink a lot out there. You get fucked up.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or I just I just drank every day and
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: then like eventually I was like, all right, do that
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: with drink? No, or I don't know. They just like
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: walk around a lot. They're just like walking. Yeah, it
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: was fucking I don't know, dude, it's fucking.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: They don't really binge drink out there.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: No, they just they just kind of consistently drink all day.
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was nice.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: And they're they're like nighttime is like it's like calibrated,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: like they start their night especially in Spain, like way later.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: You get your dinner reservation at like fucking eleven o'clock.
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: I watched Uh, I watched The Talented Mister Ripley Yeah,
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: with Matt Damon. Yeah, I felt like I was there
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: with you. What is he with that movie? Because I
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: saw that on the plane. I was about that, Oh
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: it's in Europe. What is he doing it? What is he?
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: He's like really smart, like hot or something.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: No, he just like murders a bunch of people. Really,
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: he's like a They say he's a con artist when
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: he's not. He's just a serial killer.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: Is he like the tender Swindler?
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: Like? Now, I don't know it's a weird ass movie.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: What is he doing.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: He just like kills a bunch of people. I feel
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: like he like becomes some other dude and just pretended
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: to be Oh he like he becomes Jude Law. Oh huh,
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: and he kills him.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: And he's just running around Europe killing people.
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: But like he doesn't kill anyone until like an hour
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: and a half in the movie into the movie, and
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: so he thought he was a good guy here, like
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: you know, he's weird, but then like out of nowhere,
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: he just like snaps and just starts killing everybody. I
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: can't see mad Damon's short ass killing anybody. Dude. No,
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: it's an old movie too. It's right after a Goobo hunting.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: I think it's like ninety seven.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Damn was just getting fucking hits.
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: Then he plays a game on did plays a gay man,
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: which is a little off. Like he went from being
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: boston scom bag the man. That's what Pat did as well. Yeah,
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: pretty much the barstool Pat.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Pat mccallos story fucking Boston to gay yeah seconds, Yeah,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: it really is. Boston doesn't really have gays like that.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: He's like one of the only ones.
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: That's why he had to get out. Who are other
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: gays from Boston? Dude? No, they got gays in Boston
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: do that?
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: No big gays?
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: No, like super gay dude closet. They're definitely gay dudes
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: that can like fight. Yeah, probably gay boxing league. Yeah,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: gay boxing typical gay people, which.
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: Is what do you mean? Yeah? How did it go
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: ahead on that? I don't know. The floor is yours?
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: I don't want to is that?
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: Are you getting tired from farting?
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: Dude? Dude? Like it's just I'm just is the energy
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: just the least healthy person on the planet? Dude?
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you need to hit You need to fucking I.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: Need to get back in the gym.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: You need to hit it with me.
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: Bro, Yeah, let's hit it. Let's let's Would you do
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: class with you? I don't think you would. I would.
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: I gotta like get I gotta like get my shit together.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Before you do pilates or do don't you just do
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: it with Why don't you just get in the fucking
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: pilates class and do it? Before I went over there,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: I was going like a bunch of days in a row.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: So you gotta like go, but you gotta like warm
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: up before you go to that class is that like
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: you got to be like you gotta like accept it.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: No, I was, dude, there's fucking like four hundred pounds
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: people in the class.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: Oh really, yeah.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: You you'd fit right in.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: When I was all right, don't kidding you go easy
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: easy on me roasting session with you're fat ass.
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: No, I'm kidding.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: There was a dude I was in, uh when I
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: was in Sanchope, there's all these fucking yachts lined up
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: fucking along the like the main strip, Like there's like
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: literally like fifty million, fifty million and you and they're
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: just like as people are walking out. So there's like
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: beggars literally lining up among these fucking yachts that they're
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: smart thing to do, but they're not like fucking like
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: new school beggars who were like just asking, like shaking
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: a cup at you.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: The dudes, the dudes were like literally begging. A guy
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: was like on all fours.
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah they do that, they do that, hold the
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: fucking bowl up or whatever. They also he was in
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: a perfect plank.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was in his fucking court. He looked like
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: he was in some plot. Yeah, it was a feet
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: of strength.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: I fucking blessed the guy with a bunch of money
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: just because he was fucking, oh damn, how much you
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: give him? Yo?
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: One dollar?
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: One US dollar? Yeah? You see this son? They uh,
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: they like swindle the funk out of you out there,
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: the beggars. Yeah, they come up to you and like
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: they make you think you're like best friends and they're like,
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: oh America. Oh I love America. I went to America
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: when I was in high school. And then like they'll
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: like give you some ship and they'll be like, all right,
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: give me some fucking money, all right.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: That that you you owe me?
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, bite of my ice cream. And some dude gave
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: us these like rope bracelets and then we like we
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: like tied him around us. Ye try it, doll. Yeah,
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: and he was like, oh these are for you. Yeah,
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: my brothers these are for you. And then like he's
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: like all right, look also in the accent just disappears.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: He is like, all right, give me some cash up,
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: give me some cat.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: You those from me?
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and the and then uh and then we were like, oh,
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: I don't have any cash, and he's like all right,
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: give him back. I swear to God. And it happens
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: all the time chased.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: You said you got chased by a canyon.
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: You keep you outran a canyon. Yeah that seems that's unlightening. Yeah,
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: that whole story is a love lost to me at
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: the outrunning the canyon. You didn't get chased by a canyon.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: Maybe a sprint, but definitely not a marathon. Wasn't a chase.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: They were jogging and you were sprinting.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: You stole with an elephant from a Kenyan beggar.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: Damn, let's rob this. Yeah, let's rob this dude on
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: the street get its money. You ever see the dudes
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: in Rome who like shoot up the light up things
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: into the sky. Yeah, and then they'll pick pocket you
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: while you look up at it. Really yeah, you keep
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: the wall in the front pocket. They were saying that
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: they had like security guards and shipped with you. We
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: reflecting to be you guys were you guys had like
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: dudes with a ks around you are in town. I
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: want to make like the fucking president or whatever? Do
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: they have a president and not even what do they
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: call it king?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Know, they have a president, they have a king and
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: in a fucking Monica they have a king a prince.
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: Really, yeah, they just have a did you guys get
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: to meet the prince kissed your guy's feet?
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: He had as an audience.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: The thrones are here. Excuse me, Uh, Prince what's his name?
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: The Prince of Monica? Is that what you're talking about?
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: The Prince of Monica would like to speak to them,
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: like he loves battle. Uh, he wants to battle you great.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: Now the Prince is.
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: Going to beat him. You become the prince.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: That's how he became.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how you become Prince of Monica. When we
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: were on the boat, they were telling us, Uh, we're
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: like who's like most obnoxious, Like who's the most obnoxious
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: tourists that that you have to come through? And uh
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: like uh, he was like the Russians, by far, are
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: like the most He's like, I'll have five year olds
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: on the boats and like the Russians are so like
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: indoctrinated to hate fucking Americans by like the propaganda that
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: like another boat will go by with like an American
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: flag and there'll be like five year old kids on
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: the boat like.
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: Really like fucking like.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, like with finger guns just be like we're
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: gonna fucking shoot these Americans. They do not I guess
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: the the I don't know how that correlates to them
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: being scumbags, but maybe he was just trying to shine
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: up fucking scumbagslag. No one fucking hates the country of
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: fucking Joe and Hunter Biden bro has a fucking respect
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: goat rules.
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: No.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: I said that today the people started sending me pictures
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: of him like getting massaged by.
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: Like seven children.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just trying to get up his crack and prostitution,
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: U stude.
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: I'm not trying to get just them doing the video
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: with the ten Crack Commandments behind it, and you see that.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: That's what I was.
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: That's what I was liked by saying it was a
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: fan awesome like that was like the four Chan people
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: made I think, Yeah, like well you if you listen,
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: the argument between him and the prostitute was about whether
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: the crack rock was two point oh six or two
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: point oh seven. Yeah, yeah, yeah it on there.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: It said like twenty it was like twenty points.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like it was like twenty grams or milligrams.
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Yeah, it couldn't have been twenty grams
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: less crack is like heaviest, it must have been. I
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: would have never guessed that people doing that much crack,
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: like that much, Yeah, two point one milligram, and.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: It's got to be Maybe it's just the crack the
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: babe already, Fuck, did you put half of my milligram
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: of crack? Yeah, they're definitely like crack heads, definitely getting
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: like physical boxing matches over like assuming the other one
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: like soul or hid crack.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: Why do all these famous people who are like are like,
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: I don't even know, I'm gonna call it hunter Byden famous,
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: like I guess powerful people. It's pretty famous, yeah, but
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: like not like he's not like a celebrity. Yeah, he's
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: a politician son. Yeah, why why why do they all
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: insist on recording and documenting every single illegal thing that
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: they're doing.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder who why he's like in.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: The bath recording himself smoking crack on like photo booth
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: on his laptop.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Baby, sending it to other crackheads that he's like trying
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: to full Yeah, like if you're.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: Not decent hit decent smack. And then he's like Pope
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: recording videos himself with like a guy you see those ones,
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: and that's bad ass.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Maybe he was just like hoping the mixtape will get
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: created someday, like me taking my vacation videos, like hoping
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: that I could put a TikTok montage together sometime.
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: But if you were doing something like highly illegal, wouldn't
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: you be like, hey, maybe we just don't do the
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: phones for now, Let's keep the fun thing that probably
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: knows he'll get away with everything because his dad's the president.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: But he wants to make daddy like mad. Yeah, yeah, it's.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Tr rebellious or like he's drunk with power or do
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: you think that he's like trying to.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: Fight against I definitely see him as like a Chet
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: Hanks type figure.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: Just using the Jamaican accent.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: Chad supposed like a video the other day of like
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: his like he's promoting his workout thing and he's like
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: being sober is just the tip of the iceberg. He's like,
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: you need to be jacked as a man, you must
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: be jacked. I'll play it for you. He's not lying, though, dude,
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: He's like, you know you want to be jacked as
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: a dad. You need to be jacked.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: We need to be jacked.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: We need twenty grounds of crack here.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: It is iceberg.
• 30:41
  Speaker 7: We have to do more.
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: Is you're a man.
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: We have to get fucking jacked. We have to get
• 30:45
  Speaker 7: fucking jacked. You're a man, you know that you want
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: to be fucking jacked. You know you want to walk
• 30:51
  Speaker 7: around with the utmost confidence at all times. That's how
• 30:54
  Speaker 7: we're meant to feel. We're meant to walk around it
• 30:58
  Speaker 7: with the utmost supreme confidence, being comfortable in our skin
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: because we fucking have put in the fucking work being sober.
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: It's just it is he lying, that's kind of spit.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think who he like sounds like when
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: he talks like he's like a weird ass fucking speaking Cadence.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: That's very but no, it's not Tom dude. It's someone else, dude.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: It's it's a it's a very familiar feeling speaking Cadence.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: But yeah, he's just like, how much money do you
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: think he has.
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: In the bank? I bet his workout programs doing surprisingly
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: well and apparently costs like three hundred dollars a month.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: I just remember he like when he tried to flex
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: with money, he had like an oddly specific amount of
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: money because I got when he has one hundred and
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: fifty five and like five hundred dollars.
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: When he did Rediscovering America, they had to pay him
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: a thousand dollars just for him to go It's jet
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: yeah out of pok yeah.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: And he was like Nickel and diming, Like I feel
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: like people who are famous in some ways like they're
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: like weirdly poor or like they don't have money.
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: Like I don't get how people make money, Like all
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: of these like Tiksawk kids, like where are there? Where's
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: their money coming from? They're all like rich as fuck?
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: And if it is brand deals, like where where are
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: brands getting money? Where who is paying for everything?
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: We don't get any Like I don't get I've never
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: been once in my life reached out to a brand,
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: like until I came to bars like for the podcast,
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: Like I've never been like, oh, can you do a
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: swipe up for us?
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: And will they just pay you?
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: And the and these people are like, hey, We're gonna
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: give you ten million dollars to uh fly to Jamaica
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: with us and wear this bathing suit.
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: I guess I'm just not hot enough for that kind
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: of shit. So that makes sense.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: It really does just come down to being hot.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's like the ultimately if you're hot and you're poor.
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: That's even within white privilege.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like those are two different parts of privilege within
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: white privilege.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: And that's like hot.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Privilege even just white rich privilege.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: If you're if you're hot and you're poor, like figure
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: some shit out. But if you're hot, you're there's no
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: excuse as on snapchatters.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're poor, like yeah, if you're hot, like
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: there's no used to not have money yet, like you
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: can get into some money.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: Like if you're just easily as fuck.
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: You just DM people can't. I want to be the
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: faith to get it, like take a selfie and send
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: it to like fucking I don't know Nike. So you
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: have no respect for like a rugged surfer living simply,
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: but he's a really hot dude. No zero respect because
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: he could be making millions of dollars on the side
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: of course, like bitch, yeah, just like posting a little
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: dance smitty on TikTok. Just peel off your wet suit. Yeah,
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: you peeling off your wet suit and that's ten million
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: dollars in the bank, no tax, probably straight cash. Yeah,
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: you could just fuck.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: I have no no respect to anybody who's not using
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: it fully. Yeahs open, that's not true, dude, not hot enough.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: Clearly, that's not true. At Hall.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: No one's fucking ever.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: You have to be like stunning off. You have to
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: be like turning heads in Times Square or like people
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: people also like, uh, rich people want of just like
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: looking real interesting.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: They'll have like the ugliest outfit on, but it'll all
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: be like der and it'll be like Gavinci and ship
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: like that, Yeah, Brunello Celli, and it's like that looks
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: stupid as fuck.
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: Rich but people are way less cool than hot people though,
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: Like hot people just make everything look cool that they're doing.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I think hot people are way like I mean, well,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: I don't think either one of them is that fucking.
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: I think I think like the ugly people who are
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: richest fucking wear like those fits where it's like just
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: head to toe designer shit and they look like someone
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: just like threw a bunch of random shit in the
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: closet at them and was like put this on.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they look like foolshit.
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: Like if you're that ray, if you're shit, like you
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: got to know where you're at, like I'm at, like
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: I know, okay, hoodie and shorts. That's I'm never gonna
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: try and pull off anything. I'm just gonna try and
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: dress the most plain as possible. But some places, my
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: brother in Christ, you were wearing zip up windbreaker pants
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: for three weeks in a row. That's not a pull
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: off though. That was because these are like comfortable, and
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: I don't own that.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: I want people to be able to hear me from
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: three bucks away.
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: I want people to know I'm coming, can have a
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: calling card, I still will.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Corner pulled them off as well, Yeah you did. You
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: pulled them off hard. I I tried to go to Monaco,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: and like, dude, I thought, I was like, you can't.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: You just can't pull up in anything less than like
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: a fucking nice ass car. And even if you have
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: a nice car, like I pulled up in a Mercedes. Ude,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: I rented the nicest car I've ever rent it in
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: my life. And damn, dude, you were bawling and no, no,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: I looked so fucking broke, Dude, I looked so fucking poor.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Like they didn't they like sent me to another Valet
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: because I didn't have like the fucking nice ass like
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Monaco cars, Dude, the loud ass, ostentatious.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: So I want need to humble your ass.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: The conversations that people were having, like by the pool,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, the seventy eight Vintage is one of
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: the best that you'll ever have.
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: They're like, the Sperms just pulled in bends. How cute
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: of them?
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Ah, you know, back to their roots, humblest the c class.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: It was fucking it was devastating.
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: You took the cleaning Ladies car. Remember when people used
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: to post that shit and be like they would be
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: Like when Instagram first became a thing, people were like,
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: this is what the cops drive in Miami and I
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: a Lamborghini with like fingals on it. I remember, I
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: thought that was real?
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: Is it not? No, I thought it was real.
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: They'll probably just drive the same fucking cop cars that
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: everyone drive.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: I thought there was some No, No in Dubai. Maybe
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: don't they in Dubai. Maybe they have sweet ass cars.
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: Maybe some cops have like Mustangs. I think, yeah, must
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: I think it was Mustangs. Or some boys are falling
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: into the fucking social media trap. Shut out.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: No one's ever got sass before. He's fucking ungettable. He
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: knows everything that can fake. He's tub what are you eating?
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: Fucking bird seeds right now.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: You should have went on lowering the bar dide I
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: eat that fucking ballute egg right before this?
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: Did they already do that?
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: They did it for the barstool idle.
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: I just want that, Tommy.
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: It saves you on Uber and Uber Eats. I'm there
• 36:58
  Speaker 6: for zero dollar delivery fon cheeseburgers, up to ten percent
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: off smoothies, and six percent Uber credits back on rides.
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: you think college is for.
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: Get Uber one for students, a membership to save on
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: Uber and Uber eats with deals this good.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: Everyone wants to be a student joined for just four
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: ninety nine a month.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: Savings may very eligibility and member terms apply.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Oh log onto the same Instagram that you have asked,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: and people saying ugly ass shit to me like I
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: can only afford a Mercedes yeah, and that I can't
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: beat the Prince of Monaco in.
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: A wrap out. Any audies up there, any audience.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Now, A lot of Piugeot, a lot of Fiats, and
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: then people are just in monic Dude. There's like a
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: subclass of people in Monaco who just come to like
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: take pictures of the cars.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: Dude, they're just fucking.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: Sell them for like a million dollars.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: When I saw a dude who was like taking a
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: picture of every car, this like skinny looking like nineteen
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: year old. He looked like he fucking spent every dollar
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: that he could just to come and take like vertical
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: videos of these cars.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: And one of the guys like, you.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: Want ride with me? Do you want to come in?
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: And if you couldn't have been happier.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: They could probably you can probably finesse the fuck out
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: of people. If you're like an artist in Italy, what
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: do you mean, Like, oh, this Italian artist took these
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: pictures of cars in Italy sell to an American for
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: fucking five hundred thousand dollars.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: It is weird that they just like post up there,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: they like park their cars just for people to be
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: able to take pictures of their ship.
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: I mean they do that in like La, just pull
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: up number in La. You could like like they take
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: up you can like like people just pull up in
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: like Lamborghini's and then like, yeah, you want to pay
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: ten thousand dollars to ride shotgun on this thing for
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: five minutes. It was like it's American too.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: You can go see the TikTok houses.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, cruise the strip and fucking drop just I know
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: my way around the hills. Yeah, Hollywood near a hotel
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: was depressing because yeah, like if you had a Benz
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: SUV that was like a shitty car. Yeah, yeah, it
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: is tough, but like, oh so you make it, but
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: then you're just the poorest of the rich.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's what It's way better to just flex in
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: small town America. Yeah, like how Brandon Walker's doing it,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Like going back to Mississippi with a like a BMW.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like.
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: Carrying the BMW.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: His like furniture in his house is like poor Mississippians
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: on their knees and hands.
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: He's gonna have a moat around every bedroom he's in
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: Mississippi for the rest of the month.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with his fucking country rich ass.
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: How do you how do you negotiate that deal?
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: Because he just talks about how many shows he does
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: all the time.
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: That's true.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: You gotta just count all the shows you've been You
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: gotta like, uh be like, oh I was on the
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Lowering the Bar tournament and count that as one of
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: your shows that you have.
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm doing Barstool Versus America. You were on
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: part of my take once. No, I've never been on.
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: Didn't they give you a word? You were on it?
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so that's one of your shows content contributor
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: to part of my take.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: Any of their success, you can claim.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: That's like everyone here. Everyone has that mindset.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone thinks that they're working so hard. Little do
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: they know that, like, no one's working hard and none
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: of us deserve anything that we have. It's a fucking joke.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: I was struck by that multiple homeless. Yeah, dude, I
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: like deserve nothing that I have. Like that's all the
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: fucking like the overwhelming feelings I was enjoying myself in
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: the back of my mind.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: It was just like I got a good vacation. It
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: feels there. That's better. H E.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: If you have feelings of imposter syndrome or a lack
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: of self worth, they'll be able to help you with
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: all those things. They can iron out the kinks, fucking
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: get your mind right with fucking better help. Hell, yes, bro,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: you're going we should go on a vaca. Bro, it's time,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: I really do. We'll chop it up with a bunch
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: of water.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: Is that what it was?
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: You haven't even finished your water, bro.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: I'm dehydrated. That's like my third bottle in the last hour.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: What the fuck does that mean?
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: Dude? I got you? Bro? Oh what'd you do all week?
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: I went to the World Series of Poker I did. Yeah,
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: I flew to Charleston for a little bit and then
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: went to Vegas.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: You're such a charlest ahead.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What do you know about Southern Charm the show?
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Is that vander Pump?
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Uh No, but it's it's close. It's the same family
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: of show.
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: What do you know about? My sisters and mom are
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: obsessed with it.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: They love that show.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're all on the Housewives.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: It's like the only shows that I watch them on.
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Now one of them, one of my sisters lives
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: down there, so she'll see she'll see the Pumps or
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: whoever's down there. Ye, Southern Charm charm people.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're all just like fucking influencers who are now
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: rich off like selling pillows and socks. Yeah, they're like
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: millionaires off of it.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: Uh. There was a Vander pump restaurant in Vegas. Actually,
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: oh really, yeah, there's bitch, dude, she has fucking Boku Bucks. Yeah.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: You know who has six restaurants in Vegas? Bobby Flay
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: does he? He has a steakhouse, a burger house, a
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: fish and chip house, a takoia, and a diner.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: What kind of place were you eating while you're out
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: in Vegas? Where you going to places on the on
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: the strip? I guess that's the only way you can
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: go if you don't have like a car or I guess.
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah. First couple of days, couldn't eat, too nervous, really,
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: and then I gorged. I just got burgers everywhere I could,
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: just crushed a bunch of burgees. Yeah, that's fucking sick.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: Have you been to Vegas?
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: I've been a couple of times.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: It's not really for me because I'm not a club
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: or or a gamble I mean, I like to gamble,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: but I'm not like sit at a table for a
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: fucking like a ton of hours, more.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: Like a sport.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: So I liked it for the first couple of days
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: because I was gambling, and then I was out of
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: the tournament, which was paid for by other people. I
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: didn't have money to gamble myself, so I couldn't gamble anymore,
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: not a club guy. And then yeah, all of it
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: just melts away and it's like, oh, it's kind of
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: gross here.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: Then how many ciggies?
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: Uh, not a lot? Really less cigarettes and casinos now
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: than I have ever seen. Everyone's vaping, That's what it
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: was kind of said.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Actually in Europe, bro, that's where you need to go
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: for the ciggies. Everybody, small children and everybody nuns, dude
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: are fucking everybody is smoking cigs and like indoors at
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: nice restaurants, people are smoking cigarettes and it's yeah, it's
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: sucking it absolutely seeing kids.
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: On like their lunch break having like a glass of
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: wine a cigarette in like Catholic school uniforms, playing basketball
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: apparently in Europe, like you can like get you can
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: like get beer just like at the cafeteria of the school.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: Really yeah, straight up, some schools like sell beer. It's dope,
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: the hardest fun, like straight up, honestly, it probably right up.
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: And you and your boys were hiding your jewel ribs,
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: yeah were you? We're just baby burdening the jewel rips.
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: Needs some deodorant. Yeah, someone's stinky, but.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: You look fucking jacked. Was that a new sweatshirt?
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I bought this yesterday. We're at Island Creek Oysters
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: the raw bar. Yeah, let's just say me and my
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: boys tore up the raw bar last night.
• 43:45
  Speaker 7: Up.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: Are you drinking some nice porters? Some ip high? Okay?
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Spons of the fucking pod Miller.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: It's about damn. Yeah, we're losing sponsorships rapidly. No, no, no,
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: it's that timing that Yeah, it's just that time of year.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: It's cyclical. It's that time of year where they're kind
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: of just like part of my take. Yeah, we'll just
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: do part of my take.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well they put the company on, but we we
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: contribute to that show.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: So you know, that's basically an advertisment.
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: I one nineteen year old of the Year. So fact
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: you believe that was two years ago? You actually won that. Yeah,
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: I won the Talkies Award. Damn, what have you done since? Nothing?
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: You should the Talkies award?
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what that's what they's called, right, like takes.
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: I think the Talkies. Are you talking about the snack
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: Talkies or like I thought it was like sponsored by Talkies.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: I think it's like the take. He's like part of
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: my take.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh okay, it makes more sense like the Dundee's
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: dunder Mifflin. Yeah yah Yeah.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: Nineteen year Old of the Year, Bro, that ship was
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: unjust Bro.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: I wonder who won twenty one year Old of the Year.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: Probably not you.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah this year you would have fucking known already. Unless
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: it's still coming up.
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think the results are in yet. Addison.
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: Maybe is she still twenty one? Is she? I thought
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: she was older? Your new profile picture? Dude?
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: What country? What country did they storm the Uh?
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: No, they shot a guy in Japan?
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: Oh shinzo abe? So what happened with thought? Didn't they
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: in like.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: They stormed it in Sri Lanka? So are we pro
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: storm and capitals? Are we anti storming capitals? Because I
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: feel like the same people who are like January sixth
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: was like the darkest day of American You know, we're
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: pushies in America.
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: We need to storm dudo, we have to join outside
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: the like Sree Lankan White House was a hero. Oh
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: I didn't see that. I just saw the tweets being
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: like Japan has two guns and they can kill a politician,
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: but we can't Yeah, that does really want people just
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: murdering politicians. We needed to fucking kill scots. Yeah, we
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: got to kill the I shouldn't even say.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: But that's like, that is the energy that people have.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: But it's just like the same.
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: Exactly people you respect the flag exactly, Silu.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was uh, just videos of people like lounging
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: in the fucking tree. Lunk and pool were like sitting
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: in their fucking white house.
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: I think it was like I think they're because the
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: people that stormed the Capitol were like white supremacists. Think
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: that's kind of where the.
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: Dude, these people were probably shre lunk and supremacist.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: He's so funny if it was a bunch of white dudes.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: The dude with the fucking uh bear the bear head
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: dress on smoking a dube was beat up on.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: He brought Pelosi's desks.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Was it was he?
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: Stephen Colbert? Colbert is that his name? Yeah, like half
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: of his staff turned out. They were all all stormed
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: the Capitol and he's on the flight log is he? Yeah?
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, Colbert stormed the Capitol and is on the flight logs.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: But he still had the dance and vaxes.
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: Bro oh I didn't know he was on the flight
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: log Colbert's on the flight logs. His like his whole
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: staff here took like they took like a field trip
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: down to the fucking Capitol to storm it.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: Could you at the Capitol storming?
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: Have could you have been like, I'm a journalist, I'm
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: filming this, yeah, and like could you have just filmed
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: it all? And you're like Scott Free, like you don't
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: count as someone who or are they all getting thrown
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: in jail?
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Like that old lady who walked around like clueless
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: and was like the meme, right, all she did was
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: walk around, and all the journalists did was walk around.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: So what's the difference. Yeah, they're just like, oh, I'm
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: an artist, so I can be here. But these people
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: are terrible. I'm here for art.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Journalists are artists. That's definitely how they see themselves. Journalists
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: sucks so fucking bad, dude. I have fucking I for
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: like three years at Penn State, I was on like
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: the school newspaper.
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: Weren't you like a journalism major?
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: And I was like the outcast of the fucking thing.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: They're like we were we had like a basketball team
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: and we all like got jerseys and they like made
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: up nicknames, and I was like.
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: Do Little.
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: They're like, fucking you like that?
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: Do you're getting bullied in college.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: By like the fucking fat like journalists who had like
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: grease stains on.
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: Their laps around you. Yeah, they were mean. That means
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: that they had a meeting without you, and they were like,
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: let's give Ron do little, fucking do little. Yeah you
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: never du that was We're gonna are calling you on
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: the podcast do Little.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they fucking shit.
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: On me hard.
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: Do Little awesome to smack my ship through. I like,
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: uh not, it's not It's not a good nickname to have,
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: but it's a good one to give someone the sincere
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: you got bullied in college? What up? Start, little bitch?
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Do little except short stuff except shrimp shrimpy.
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was tough.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: I was like at the at the newspaper, like the
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: two main things because I was on the sports staff.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: I wanted to be a sports writer, so like you
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: could be a basketball writer, bro, or the very very
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: best is uh like the football writer about you bro
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: at Penn State, like being a football writer and like
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: all I wanted to do was like write opinion pieces
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: and ship like that.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: So I could do some kind of creative writing.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's when I eventually became like over one summer,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: I stayed for a summer session. So they're like, we'll
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: give you a trial as an opinion writer, and I
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: wrote an article about how I thought that the president.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: My first opinion piece was at how I thought the
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: President of Penn State. This dude, Graham Spaniard was a weirugh.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I was like, cause he was in a he was
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: in a band where he like played, Uh. He had
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: like one of those like a washboard or whatever where
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: you like have spoons and like there's like little horns
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: that you can squeeze and ship like that.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: It was like twelve instruments at once.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: And I was like, dude, he's a fucking he has
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: something to hide, Like he's he's an absolute fucking good.
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: They publish it and.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: They're like, you need to write something else, Like why
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: don't you write abouts? And I was like no, I
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: just and I just reworked a piece and like submitted
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: it again, and they just like basically gave the ship
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: to somebody else. Three years later, it came out that
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: he was like hiding the Joe Paterno shit. Oh really,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I hate the nail on the fucking head.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: Dude. I was like, this, dude's a.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Weirdo and he's hiding something, and they're like, we can't
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: print this, dude, this is fucking unfound.
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: You're like Trump with Hunter Biden. Yeah, where has a weirdo? Yeah?
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: Smoking twenty grand r.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I fucking sniffed that shit out real fucking fast,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: and they swept it under the rug those dirty fucking journalists.
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: Expressive, bro, you should have sent that shit to the Times.
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: I really should have.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: I was the first person to be on top of it, dude,
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: I was fucking dude.
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: Journalists like movies, though, are so fucking cool that but like,
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: like all movies like that like make me want to
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: be a journalist. I got the fucking story, I got
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: the scoop. Yeah, how fast do we get this published?
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: I like to imagine that's like barstool back in fucking
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: Milton doing the smoke show of the day.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: We just got we just got a fucking photo of.
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: Doing the smoke. So when can we get this published?
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: We need Brady's sons differ on the front page, stat
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: this out.
• 50:26
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: We just got a hot ass teacher fucking a twelve
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: year Oh yeah.
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: Fast track this.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but then you hear about the same people today
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: and they are the people who like are like hunting
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: down Dave.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: And shit like that.
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's true.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: It's like weirdos with the Axa grind. But then they
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: find out like that Elon Musk has like twenty five kids. Yeah,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: that Elon Musk is fucking like Genghis Khan and like
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: acting he's like the fact that he was like no underpopulations, Like.
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's trying to help the underpopulation problem. If we
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: could have just had like two kids or like like
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: I was doing your part just having kids. Yeah, just
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: like have kids, yeah, just don't not take care of
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: any of them.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Or we could just like invite in any of the
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: immigrants from like overpopulated countries, Like there's like a fucking
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: twelve billion people in India living in like a fucking
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: sheltered slum that's just a lean to or whatever. Like,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: if we feel like we're underpopulated here, just like have
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: some of them over and they'll fucking gladly come and
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: just suck up some of the milk and honey, we
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: got over here. The fucking white picket fences out here,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: brout here.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: But I'm fucking money, my money. I'm fucking no.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, cool outol to fucking base right now, bro, fucking
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: spitting absolute fucking truth. I watched this movie called Rosemary's
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Baby on the fucking flight.
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: I've never seen that, but I've heard of it. What
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: was it about the Clinton family? Oh?
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it's about how it's like they It's like
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: how they're like Satanists, like fucking cultivating a fucking young
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: satan baby.
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: It's not actually about the Clinton family.
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: That's Pizza Gate, right.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: It basically is pizza Gate before pizza It's like what
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: people like.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: It's when people are like.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: There's fucking Satanist cults that the fucking politicians and like
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: the doctors and fucking lawyers of America are in. This
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: movie is about like one of them actually being like
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: a real thing, a Satanist cult.
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: It's kind of fucking sweet, though it was kind of spooky.
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: I watched Uh, I watched Terminal List. You've seen that?
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: What's that? Rules? Series? Eight episodes?
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Shut up Chris Pratt, Pratt, fat Pratt or fucking jacked Pratt,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: shredded Pratt.
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: Ew his his face is like a v. Like his
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: jaw is literally like pointy. He's definitely on the same hga,
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: what do you mean where's that joy job finding?
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: Is it coming out or is it down and out?
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: Is he sick? It's coming out? So he's like a
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: handsome squid squid word.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Like Lord Farquard, Yeah, like fucking uh it actually was
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: a little guy fox masked two jacked. Yeah, he's supposed
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: to be. He's supposed to have a little chubby body.
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: I mean he plays like a military guy, but like
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: in Zero Dark thirty, he was like a chubby he
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: was a little he was what I.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Mean, like, there's some military dudes aren't fucking fully shredded. Like,
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: just because you're in the military doesn't mean you have
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: a six pack. Some of us genetically just can't get it.
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: Bro Now, some of us.
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: Are just meant to be fucking faty.
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: Some of us would have one, but I just genetically can't.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Some people, dude, it is infuriating to see someone who
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: genetically has a fucking six pack.
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: He's fucking lean ass. Europeans.
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: All my friends, Yeah, it's all of my friends do
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: ten times more than me. They don't exercise ever why
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: is that? And they're all just like ripped? Is it
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: because their dads would all drink like one beer at
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: night and I'll wake up the next morning like ten
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: pounds heavier.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: And all in your fuck hand.
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, all to the belly your airbag. Ass. Your
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: friends do weirdly have like marathon bodies? Yeah, they all do, yeah,
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: every single person I know.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: And they talking in riddles in questions.
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah they do. Actually I noticed that when I was home,
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: and it was pissing me off.
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: Because you don't do it anymore.
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: No, and you lost it. Yeah, they all were doing
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: it like aggressively.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: You're like an Australian who came to the States and
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: no longer has their accent.
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: Though, So you're going back to New York tomorrow.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Dude, you've come full circles. Now you're making fun of
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: old you now, Now that's.
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: It was pissing me off.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: Really, do you think that they'll know?
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: Maybe they need to recording like tomorrow.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: But it's not even on a question. It would make
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: sense if it was a question.
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: It's like an excited thing and they run out of
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: you run.
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: Out of a branch oysters.
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: Wait, so how was the robar Wait, so how was
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: the robbar Evactually, if it was that, I feel like.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: I I like the oysters that I had in America.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: I got some oysters in Europe.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: But you you've been talking about those oysters you had
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: yesterday for a fucking long ass time.
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: I didn't have oysters yesterday.
• 54:46
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: You just got the fucking sweatshirt, motherfucker. Yeah, it was
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: a Valor pussy bro so much. Sweater cost eighty bucks
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: now sixty five.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: So that's probably standard for a sweatshirt.
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: Inflation's a bitch. Yeah, it is fucking happening all over
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: talking about Yes, you know what I mean? Ye do
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: they even have inflation in Europe? They didn't even have
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: money out there. I was. It was in like cigarettes.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: I was walking around and being like, there's not even
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: fucking poverty out here, but that would be like a
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: like a like a rich French person going to like
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: fucking mon talking being like a because.
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: Beauty definitely was no poverty where you were exactly.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, what, dude, europeans awesome.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: There's not even like fucking chain restaurants.
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: This rules, dude. And then it almost like everyone is
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: doing well in Europe.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: Literally, no one is struggling in Europe. We have to
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: try it. I don't know. Everybody on the yacht was
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: making six at least. There was not one poor person
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: on the whole fucking side of the mountain that we own, the.
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: Entire casino in our gondola.
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: There is no from the hollered out mountain that we
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: were staying in.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Then you drive by, go to the airport, and there's
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: people and like stacked mattresses sleeping under an overpass, fucking
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: like an entire family.
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: Like wait, didn't we talk about literal beggars on their
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: hands and yeah, yeah, too far. He took that to
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: the next level.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: Now I have fucking, severe, severe guilt over fucking.
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: Should have given them some freaking cash I did give.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: I was giving that anybody money that I could give
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: it to. That's how I was.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: I was feeling.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: I tried to give money to if I have cash
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: on it. I always try to keep a little cash
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: just to fucking give someone I cannot because I want
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: them to have it, because I just feel good when
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: I keep.
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: Two grand on me and I just I'm handing it
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: out just to give it.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: The It's like the more life video or the fun
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: what's the God's Playing video? But yeah, dude, that's how
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Sassle was his life. Yeah it's a short.
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: Life, dude. Girls from you Miami were like I was
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: in I was in the back of the Yeah. Yeah,
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: yeah that's a video. I never got the whole God's
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: Plan thing is like, how like do the people like
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: it was always like Drake would come and sit down
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: next to them, just like tap them on the shoulder.
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: Do they not notice like the seven hundre undred people
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: like camera crew, Yeah, age crisis actor.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: Homeless people, Yeah, who are fucking.
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: They're already getting paid like thirty grand just to be
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: in the video.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we like see them in the background of like
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: a major motive picture.
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's in the Marvel movies and.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: The guy that'd be hilarious struggling actor and.
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: It's like fake money. Yeah, the fucking all right, we
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: give that back.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like throwing it up and raking it back.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: That is fucking basically what rakes the sick mofo. That's
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: what nice stat does. That's what mister Beast does, just
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: fucking gives out all his money. Dude, what is going
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: on with your throat today, Bro, your throat talking broken?
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: Peanuts? Du they're all in my in my lungs.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: Maybe you're allergic to peanuts. Maybe it wasn't covid.
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: You have nuts in your throat? Yeah, I got nuts
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: in my freaking throat.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bro, it's fucking bullshit.
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: Bro, what else was I gonna say? There's something else
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: I wanted to talk about when I was in the bathroom,
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: fucking Oh, I'm gonna be in Philly? Oh yeah next week?
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: What day? I think the nineteenth and the twentieth.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: You're not going to the are You're not going to
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: be in the yakt and ship. That's Oh, that's the weekend. No,
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: that's Tuesday and Wednesday. What the fuck he's taking a
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: little vacation.
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: You're in the week now. I'm gonna go up after
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: the y Act on Tuesday and then I might come back. Yeah,
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: there's an hour.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: It's an hour train for our six minute train ride
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: if you get the Acela.
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: But the way you you fucking perform stand up though?
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: Were you playing Helium?
• 58:26
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Cass, I love the show playing. Yeah, I'm being
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: call Umn. I'm bringing column out with.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Me, Tyrell. Yeah, shut the fuck out.
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: He's driving us starting a drunk drive the whole way there.
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: Oh really, I'm not driving with him? Why I don't
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: trust him behind the wheel.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: Do you think everybody's a bad driver, though.
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: A lot of people are. I think I'm just a
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: very cautious driver and a very good driver. You're very
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: talented behind the wheel. You think you're good at everything,
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: though am I not. I think you're good at everything too,
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: But I'm just a cautious driver. I don't like being
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: in the car with like Mike Wallace per Se. Yeah.
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: I mean, he's genuinely an awful driver and had it,
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: should have his license revoked.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: But some of us, like the way when we came up,
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: being a good driver was like getting from point A
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: to point B the fastest.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I feel what I mean. I think you
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: just have to trust the driver, like Mike Wallas my
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: style that it's safe for him. He knows how to
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: drive that way style point almost dying every thirty seconds
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: I've been in.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: I remember on a car ride one time with him,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: we were like, I think we're driving from Philly to
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: New York and he's.
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: On the phone the entire time. It was like a
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: bridge and that was going down to one lane.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he like fucking like we were positive that
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: we were gonna Yeah, the walls were closing in and
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: he just zoom passed like there could have just been
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: a centimeter between where we snuck through. But he was
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: like there was like, uh, our other boys act yellow
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: was like a way crazier. He was like, if we
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: ever had a heist crew, he would be the wheelman. Dude,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: he could get out of fucking anything. Yeah, I mean
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: you wind up in some sticky situations.
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: I drove with my little sister the other day for
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: the first time and we hole. We turned out of
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: our street and we're literally driving on the grass of
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: like the main road, and she's like actively trying to
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: put a song on them, Like let's just we'll just
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: do no music. I'd rather just make it there a live.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: Get there in silence.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: The driving age shouldn't be sixteen, should be twenty. You
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: see sixteen year olds like starting to drive should be eighteen. Yeah,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: sixteen year old should not be allowed to drive.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: Should there should be no responsibility then you get at sixteen. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: it doesn't make sense. They should lower like the R
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: rated movies down to sixteen and then they should make
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: the license eighteen.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: Dude, have you noticed that?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Or I feel like on plane movies they used to
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: not show titties, and now on every plane movie there's
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: like titties.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: Saw a little boy dick on the plane? What?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: Wake up? I know the name of them? What was
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: what's the Robin Williams one Good Morning Vietnam?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a little boy dick in that.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah. What like when they get to photos, they're just
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: showing like little boys, like splashing and like just showing
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: like the poverty. I don't know, it was weird back
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: to the tits though, No I did that. I was
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: on a plane. I was watching some movie with a
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: lot of nudity in it, and I was very erect
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: the entire plane. Talk to me strime just trying to
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: sue the airline because that is sexual assault.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: So it makes you that's sexual assault.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it literally harassment, at least harassment.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Someone else arousing you is fucking That is an unwanted
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: biological reaction that they're forcing on your body.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: It should be fucking punishable, like that's no.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: But what I plt women to be able to wear
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: open toad shoes. Yeah, what I had to do was
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: every time, every time they would show nudio, just put
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: my hand over the entire screen and it's like drawing
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: more attention to a bloom. There's like a ninety year
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: old lady sitting next to me, and there's like Seth
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: Rogan's ass was on the screen. Yeah, like Jason Siegal's
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: dick is fucking flopping pine for like forty five. That
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: was the most pointless scene of any movie ever. Yeah,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: just like close up in art.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they thought that he was gonna like flip the
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: paradigm and like.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: Because that's supposed to be like a big thing for
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: like dudes to go, look if they a dude he
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: goes full nude in a movie, Everyone's like he's a genius. Yeah,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: he's constant. He's a comic boundaries, He's constantly breaking boundaries
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: in the arts.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: I think, Uh, Daniel Radcliffe, after he did Harry Potter,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: he did a play that was called Equis or some
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: shit like that, and I think it's literally about a
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: dude that focks a horse, and I think he has
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: like a ten minute scene where he's like he has
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: to run around like naked on a stage in like
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: on like Broadway, Like it was just Harry Potter running
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: around with his little fucking wand flopping around. It was
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: that's unfortunate because I wanted to be an artist.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's like a child actor getting pulled into like
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: a crazy movie series and I made too much money
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: and him being like, I want to be taken seriously
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: as an artist. So he has things he has to
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: go get ass naked on stage to be taking naturally.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: Here's Mike Cock.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, here's Mike.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: He's doing open mics, open mic Broadway. I think that's
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: the thing, is it? Do you think it is should
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: be what do you mean open Broadway? Like just going
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: and like minute play. Yeah, that'd be cool. They're like, right,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: I'll start that, like writing the script as they go.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: I think that's just improv.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: I think you're talking about like an improv like a
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: herald I think like, no making up a fucking play
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: as they go.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: Or you talking about off Broadway?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: Are you just talking about auditions? I don't know what
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: I'm talking about. Guys, stop busting my balls for one, dammit.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: That's what fucking brothers, brothers bust fucking I.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 5: Just don't want my balls busted right now. Brothers too
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: much to ask for.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: He's going through a dark spot, dude.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: You know what?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: I love that the out and about dudes, UH talk
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: about whenever they're like whenever they talk about a dude
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: and they say, she, oh, yeah, she's a bit she's
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: a bit pissed off. Those guys are like, it's funny
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: because it's a dude that they're talking about.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: What the fuck ud they're calling dudes girls? Bro, those
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: guys are funny.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: That's fucking genuinely funny.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: Those guys are pushing the limits gay.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: They're like gay Boston dudes. They're like, can like brawl out. Hey, dudes,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: fucking fucking hot ass.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: I think we can all get behind them, no pun intended.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: You are an absolutely fucking dog.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: You're absolutely un.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 5: I think I could get behind that podcast. That would
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: do it again. You wrote it a little different. Yeah,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: the script writers for today's episode are kind of slacking.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah that should be Uh, this this slogan for Sass's shows.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: Come out to Philly.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah because you're because you're gay. Yeah, because I'm out
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: in Philly, because.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: You're gay as fuck, because you are actually gay.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: No, it actually would make this podcast significantly better if
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: you were gay and that ship has sailed for me,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: hope to not be.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: It would make this podcast way better if you turned
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: out to be gay. No, wait, what we wouldn't you
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: dude come out as buy and say you're staying with
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: your wife. You love her, but you like you're staying
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: with her for like financial reason. It's like it's disgusting. Yeah,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: Like you guys are gonna because you're gonna get Yeah,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: you're gonna get a different apartment, or you're gonna not
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: you're gonna get You're gonna sleep in different bedroom, no,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: same bed. That would be like that like a page
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: of the New York the way that Joey.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: Joey was talking to me and my wife about it
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: one time, and he was like, I've blown so many
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: straight guys. Like it's crazy because like straight guys just
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: want to have like the fucking most taboo thing. And
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: what's the most taboo thing, like getting sucked off by
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: a guy. It's like, dude, those guys aren't straight guys.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: I got bad news from you, a straight Yeah those guys, Yeah,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: those guys are I've also seen like a way.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: Dude in the butt because he wanted to be taboo.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 5: This is taboo as fuck. Just so getting your ass
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: just ripped apart. This is so tough. I couldn't talk
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: about this at dinner with my parents.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I've seen tweets recently.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: Is a little dirty of people who are like, we
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: need to talk in the ass, We need to like
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: respect the the guys who want to explore their sexuality
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: do some exploring and then realize that they're actually straight.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: It's like, just like if you're embarrassed that, like you
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: got your dick sucked by another dude, just like fucking
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: say that dude, just come out and say, like fucking
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: these guys to cover their tracks because they're they're sucking
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: and fucking or just.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: Like be what you are.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: You don't have to we're trying to cover your tracks.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: We all know who you are deep down. That was
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: just you on that little tangent. Oh facts, Yeah, you
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 5: all know your true fucking history. We all know.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: You can try colors, you can hide the fucking rainbow.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: We're gonna find all of you. We're gonna out every
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: single one of you pretending to be straight. We are bro,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: We're gonna I know you're not straight.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: You ain't straight, especially in this foe he says he
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: sucked you off.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: Is that true?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah, this is a list of every Yeah, every straight
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 8: I've sucked and fucked. Joey on the Act today being
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 8: like we were like, wait, what was the question, like
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 8: how's the shore or like the tractor?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, double? Who would you who would you double?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: Who would you want to double? Ritz? From snap chat
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: Steve instantly he's thinking about it. Straight kill me? Yeah,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: we need to talking about PR one thirty. We need
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: to get Yeah, no buck thirty, pr pr buck thirty.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been set in the straights.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: It's definitely been around a lot of straight presenting bros. Dude, Yeah,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 5: probably straight presenting.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: These dads are trying to convince the world. You ain't
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: fucking fooling anybody.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: You're playing in this fucking mini golf.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: You can run, but you cannot hide.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: Are you playing in this mini golf thing?
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Are you gonna drive? Uh no, you're gonna take
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: the bus.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: No, I'm gonna try to go out the day before maybe.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Say less, stay with some fucking stay with some homies out,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: stay with the firefighters. Yeah that's uh well, it's that's
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: the rockaway, bro, not fucking Long Islands.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: Fucking idiot. I've never been to the Hampton, so I'm excited.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: We should just be able to do that and just
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: get the rest You are Jewish, right, Yeah, just be
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: able to get the rest of the week off. Dude,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: does that shits break? Yeah?
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: You need a break, bro, You need a vacation from
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: the vacation.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: You need a vaca. That vacation was nuts a fucking drag.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what are you about to do the rest of
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: the summer?
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: What's your plan for the rest of the summer? I
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: got a lot of shit coming up, dude. Are you
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: talking about comedy show? Yeah? Stand up comedy show. But
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: I got like that's like, I'm not free until the
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: end of August.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: What happened to your sketches that you used to write.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: I used to love those. Yeah, I don't know, got
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: bored of them. Yeah, to find a new craft now
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: you write jokes.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's always something else. I feel the same way.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: I always feel like sometimes I like short change myself
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: on creative projects cause I'm so like I always want
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: to change something or like try something else and try
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: something else and try something else, And there's a lot
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: of pressure to always like do one thing, like have
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: your like TikTok account all be the same thing, or
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: have your fucking Instagram account all be like the same
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: type of I'll.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: Do sketches again. I mean it's more just like it's
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: you gotta like they're the funniest ones, the ones that
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: just come to you randomly, like oh, I gotta film
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: this right now, rather than being like something like sitting
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: down and writing it. Yeah, And that's the way with
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 5: like most things.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, what's good with the sketch show?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: Though? I think we're filming one Thursday, so we'll have
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: one out for Audy, which will be neat for real. Yeah,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: where are you filming? A tattoo shop in Brooklyn? Shot
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: ho bro Yeah, yeah, that's a whole we'll say for now. Okay,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: we're in Brooklyn two twenty four. Well, don't give out
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: the dress, but who cares? We're people camping out there.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: Who gets the fuck?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: People don't realize how big this fucking show is. Where's Yeah? No,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: that sounds dope. Philly is wronggoing to either if he's allowed,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: if he wants to. I thought we do a little
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: bumping mix thing. Come, yeah, I think we should. I
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: think we'll be fun. It's a little comedy. He said,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: it's gonna be bad when we get up there and
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 5: we're just shit in the bed.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: I know that's what I'm definitely gonna do.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: You're putting me in a big, big time position to fail.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: You were like the funniest one on the mount and
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: Shane at the stand. Yeah, it's with two comedians. That's
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: definitely not true. Now you are you killed?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: You murdered, bro Chill bro. I definitely didn't crush, not
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: with those fucking goats, with those around. We should have.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: We should have Matt on the pod, we had Shane.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: On sucks that Shane hates me. Now we have such
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: big beef after the case race.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: What about that little video of you guys like watch it.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: It looks like you guys are like watching and we
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: were watching videos. But people are like and classic move
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: by sas just pulling Shane out to just show him
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 5: his bits. Like you think me and Shane were just
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: sitting there just watching my material. You're watching Cliffs from Louis.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: You were forcing him to watch Colum Tyroll.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 5: I was I did too. You were putting them onto
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: his good friend.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: Have you seen this, dude, Matt.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: I mean, dude, I was fucking obliterated. No no, no, no,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: no no. Also hung out with a jail next day. Yeah,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: like five in the morning.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 7: I was.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: I was with him at the stand the next day
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: and it was like the day the case race came
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 5: out and like some kid came up to me and
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: he was like, yo, Shane's over there. You guys squatted
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: the beef and I was like, what, dude.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: The stands a funny environment because it's very uh, it
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: seems like everybody's just all in the same place. It
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: seems like comedians and the people who are about to
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: watch the show are just all like sitting among each other.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I don't know. Yeah that was those one, dude,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: but it was it was funny. We were both pretty
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: down bad though. We had a good talk about it.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: I think everybody was depressed from that. And it wasn't
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: even just the hangover. It was just like the hangover
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: Larry situation.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: The hangover was no problem. Yeah, it was like just shame, shame.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: I felt absolutely terrible.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: Why you know, w't even said anything about you.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: You because you only saw the negative things about you, like.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: Like the tall comments on her, like Sash should kill
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: himself with like ten thousand up votes. Yeah, yeah, you
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: probably should. The shit is funny though, but that's Yeah,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: definitely needs to put him in the penalty box for
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: the next kid race. But didn't you say that you
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: hate people that try and like analyze everything, like dissect it.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: Big Cat seems pretty upset with SaaS. Definitely not getting
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: that race. Huh.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: But when you used to be on TikTok, didn't you
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: just go to the comments every single time?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: No, I wouldn't look at my comments. I was looking
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 5: at other people's comments exactly. That's what it was.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: People are doing for your videos too.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: But the comments, it wasn't it wasn't. It wasn't like that.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: It would be like political clips or something, and then
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: that's be like snowflake emojis or the clown emotion. No,
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: that's a good point by Rone, though. I haven't thought
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: about that really, Like people are just trying to get
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: ship to top comment. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I'm
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: over it now. It took me a couple of days.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: Sounds like it took me a couple of days. Yeah,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: they're saying ship just to say ship man, you're doing good.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: What I recommend is just go spend mid five figs
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: in Europe.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because then.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: She'd fucking iron everything else. Yeah, it kind of gives you.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: I need that.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna talk to press about that. Yeah, you have
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 5: to press fire this, buffood. I love that when it's
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: like a call to action, Prez handle this.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: Now he's just scrolling it like it's the bat segal
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: that goes up for him. He's yeah, fire someone. Little
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: do they know he'll fire no one?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: Ever, even when there was like remember a couple of months.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: Ago for oh and maybe he's on the chopping block
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: right now talking ship to Pres over Twitter. Even I
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: know better than that.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: You just do it in person and behind his back.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: You just do it on this pod every.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 5: Even I don't of respect for Pres and all he's done, I.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: Don't do it on Twitter.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: The only thing that he reads, yea, his main source
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: of literature.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: What if Dud's has pissed at me when I get
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: home today, Yeah, that wouldn't be present. I mean solely
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: like yo, dude, but I mean like you did disrespect him,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: like you clearly are.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: He didn't he sold too many papers for that.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, he was handing papers out in Boston. And
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: you think you can just go on Twitter and just
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: say ship like that.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: Well you were an egg and your mother's ovary, so
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: maybe work that out. But remember when there was like
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: a massive firing day, like fucking three months ago, and
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: then like every five of those we like heard like
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: twelve names.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 5: Like thirty heads are rolling and nine of.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 4: The names are like are still just like here every single.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: Imagine being one of those people, but like.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: Do you know do you know that you.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 5: Know because it's been more than two weeks. Yeah, we've months, dude.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: Is it like a fucking payment or.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: Like that's that was crazy? We need this or could Yes,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: definitely people need to know. People need to know about this.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: Because they thought it was like a mass firing day
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: and then are like you I would I was sick.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: That day, I think, yeah, and you texted me and
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: you're like, dude, twenty twenty shows just got the acts.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they're all like still happening, Yeah, except
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: for the first time long time.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: It was just a way for the.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's just like the Philly sports time. Yeah.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: Thursday Thoughts was hilarious because it was like, why was
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 5: that a podcast in the first place. It was on
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 5: the like Tommy, we wanted to Tommy, we want to
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: but they came to him to do that. He didn't
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: even want to do that thing. I know. They were
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 5: just like, hey, we're gonna put this up on the
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 5: podcast feed and he was like okay.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: And it was like Lana was his producer from Mean Girls.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, their producing just fucking cut. They were like, yeah,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 5: I saw someone being like, didn't Thursday Thoughts get canceled?
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: He was like, no, Tommy's still out to have thoughts,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 5: just not on Thursdays.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: Because Zing because Zing Zinga brother.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 5: That one my fancy.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: They're firing fucking shots over here, bro shots galore fucking
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: ship dude.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: Should we end the podcast?
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Wow? What time is it? Uh? Buck twenty seven?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: Oh ship?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: We talked way too Wow.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, we're done. Bye. Buy tickets to my shows.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: They started it earlier. Actually, we're definitely in an hour.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: We're over an hour. Watch the Nicest Watch Neighborhood Eats
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: coming out on Monday. I'm not in it, Tommy's in it,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 5: and Rona is in it. Leave five stars, some scrub
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 5: common coach screen. Check out the vlogs check up and flogs.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: Those are super funny ed.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it shows the fun that we have while
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: we do.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 5: All we have. We're silly. It's more fun off. Don't serious,
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: but we're silly.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: Okay, it's not all fucking buttoned up business.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: If you've ever wondered what all the hype is about
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: the mics, Oh yeah, bro, let's just.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: Start bumping mics on yeah.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: Each other. Like I'm gonna be out in Philly, I'm out,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 5: Providence be out in Atlanta. I'm gonna be out, And
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: you're going to Atlanta Saint Louis. Me and Francis are
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: co headlining in Saint Louis. All those tickets are available.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 4: We should have Francis on the show too.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: On my link tree, can.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: We have Francis come to come to do us.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 5: I think everyone wants Francis to come on ship, but
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: everyone's be afraid to be the first person. Let's do it.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: We should be the first one.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 5: We'll be the first. Should we go hard with guests
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 5: for a little bit, No, no, no one. We did
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 5: a lot of guests at one point, we did too
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 5: many at once and then everyone was like, damn, I've
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: been missing Francis. Wouldn't Francis would be fine. I would
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 5: definitely do friends. We try to have them on next week. Yeah,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: I like it. Yeah, keeping it one for one would
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 5: be ideal. Yeah all right, see you guys next week
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 5: with Francis