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619: My Cold Shower · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Hey, I miss you guys. No, you don't, I really do.
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  Speaker 1: I've been thinking a lot about you, have you while
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: you were hanging out with Harrison Ford. I have been
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: hanging out with Harrison Ford. You guys, it's pretty insane.
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: So you've been thinking about us while you were hanging
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  Speaker 1: out with her. My nephew, I find that hard to believe.
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  Speaker 1: I sent my picture. I sent my nephew a picture
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  Speaker 1: of me directing Harrison Ford, and he said, this is
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: what do you call It? Was like a bad guy
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  Speaker 1: in a movie, like the Origin story? Yeah, villain's story.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so wrote my nephew wrote, this is Donald's
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  Speaker 1: villain origin story. Oh my god. I love him for
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  Speaker 1: that because he's absolutely he's fun. Oh that's how it happens.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you the funniest thing. So I'm i'm,
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  Speaker 1: i'm I'm directing this show with Harrison Ford and Jason
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  Speaker 1: Siegel and I'm having so much fun. But I drive
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  Speaker 1: on the Warner Brothers lot and everybody's got COVID. But
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: by the way, yeah, that's not what I was gonna say.
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  Speaker 1: But there's been like a spike La Counties, like kind
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  Speaker 1: of we'll have to put masks back on inside again.
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  Speaker 1: But it was in the news that like, like one
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  Speaker 1: of the major hotsputs was the Warner Brothers lot. We
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  Speaker 1: just remember shooting, so obviously we're being so strict about
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  Speaker 1: masks and testing and everything. And anyway, I'm driving on
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  Speaker 1: the Warner Brothers lot, which, for those of you who
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  Speaker 1: don't know in Hollywood is is you know, you see
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  Speaker 1: it actually in the beginning of Warner Brothers movies they
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  Speaker 1: show all those giant airplane hangar looking things. It's a
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  Speaker 1: very special place. It's where they've been making one of
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  Speaker 1: the places they've been making movies since the thirties, where
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  Speaker 1: it all began. Every stage has a listed on the
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  Speaker 1: on a plaque outside the door, all the movies and
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  Speaker 1: TV shows that have been filmed there. And it's just
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  Speaker 1: I'm kidding me. Is still geeked out every single time
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  Speaker 1: I'm working on one of these lots and I drive on,
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  Speaker 1: I pull into the gate and the guard says, welcome back,
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: mister Braff, I really love you. On Bill's podcast, Russ's
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  Speaker 1: fucked up, man, It's hilarious what I'm backhanded compliment. No,
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  Speaker 1: he was being silly. He's a fan and he listens.
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  Speaker 1: You know, honesty, this is Bill's podcast. What I really
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: think about it, I mean, it's our podcast, but we
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: talk about pretty much everything Bill Lawrence on this. It's
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  Speaker 1: all Bill all the time. Yeah. Well, I'm working with
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  Speaker 1: him and I'm having so much fun. He's so good
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  Speaker 1: at what he does and he's so funny. And Jason
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  Speaker 1: Segels so cool. Couldn't be a nicer fellow. That's oh yes,
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  Speaker 1: love to hear that. And Christ's in it and she's hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: But of course the big story is Harrison Ford, who
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  Speaker 1: said my name like for the first time, and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, he knows who I am?
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  Speaker 1: How long did it take your name? Well, like day
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  Speaker 1: one and two? You know, I was just, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I think they're all um. He's getting used to the
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  Speaker 1: idea that on series TV, the directors different every week,
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  Speaker 1: so I think that, like, you know, he's never done
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  Speaker 1: that before, right, And so at first I think he
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  Speaker 1: was a little like, you know, he's super warm and
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  Speaker 1: kind obviously, but he I think he's just a little like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, this is weird. The director changes every week
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  Speaker 1: kind of vibes That's what I felt. But then you know,
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm pretty good at it, and he I
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  Speaker 1: think since that actually he told me so much so
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  Speaker 1: he started learning my name and then he was like
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  Speaker 1: the best thing to happen the other day. It was
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  Speaker 1: like one thing to be like, um, you know, is
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  Speaker 1: this where you want me? On mark? But it was
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  Speaker 1: another like the other day. He asked me like a
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  Speaker 1: like a like an acting note. He was like, Zach,
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  Speaker 1: do you think it's more like Zach? Do you think I?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, he knows my
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  Speaker 1: name and it appears to me he's acting. He's asking
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: me an acting question. Were you able to Yeah? It
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: was like about should I play it more? Do you
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  Speaker 1: think it's better more like this? Or should I be?
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  Speaker 1: Or do you think the character is more like this?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh my god, we're not just talking
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  Speaker 1: blocking now, we're talking like performance. This is amazing. It's
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  Speaker 1: so cool, man, it's so cool. Do you want it?
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  Speaker 1: The funniest shit there was a character that they ran
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  Speaker 1: I think randomly named Luke, just like like a someone
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  Speaker 1: he references and I didn't put two and two together,
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: but he's like, which one of you is Luke? I
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  Speaker 1: was like, oh, one god, he said Luke. He said Luke,
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  Speaker 1: and then at a certain point you forgot the name.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, what's his name? I go, you know the
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: name Luke, and everybody laughed. It's just so crazy. I mean, like,
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  Speaker 1: there aren't that many movie stars anymore, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean. He was one of the last movie stars.
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  Speaker 1: There's one movie star. One moviem Cruise, No Tom Cruise,
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  Speaker 1: that's Tom Cruise. O Tom Cruise. Did you see Tom Gun?
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  Speaker 1: Did you seem seen it? But it just beat Titanic.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's it's paramount's biggest movie of all time. That true.
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  Speaker 1: He's the one and only seven hundred million just domestically. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's Have you seen it? No? But everybody tells me too,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't seen it. I seen it. I would and
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  Speaker 1: saw it, and I was like, I'm not gonna lie.
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  Speaker 1: I would and saw with hate in my heart as
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  Speaker 1: I'm walking into your heart because I'm like that first
• 4:56
  Speaker 1: movie so cheese, dude, come on, it's bad. It's like,
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  Speaker 1: doesn't I mean, my wife loved my wife That's the
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  Speaker 1: only time I've seen it too. My wife loves it.
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  Speaker 1: She grew up on it. My wife's like if I
• 5:06
  Speaker 1: got Casey up here right now, she'd be like, oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, right she could. She probably start crying talking
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: about how much she loved Top Gun as a kid,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Right. So she's been begging
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  Speaker 1: me to go, and I'm like, I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: see that ship. There's no black people in Top Gun.
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  Speaker 1: There's no fucking you know what I mean, Like I'm
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: going down the list of hate, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: And she goes, come on, let's just go, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: no way. So her friend takes her to see it. Right,
• 5:33
  Speaker 1: her girlfriend takes her to see it, and she comes
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  Speaker 1: back and she's like, Babe, I go to see all
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: I went and saw a Guardian too, the Galaxy with you.
• 5:42
  Speaker 1: I go to see all your bullshit, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean? This is one thing. She's like, I saw it,
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  Speaker 1: I'm willing to see it again. Please come with me
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  Speaker 1: to see top So I'm walking into the movie like
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  Speaker 1: she threw her she threw guilt at me, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean. So I don't want to watch this right. Oh,
• 6:07
  Speaker 1: he really loved it, audience. He's covering his eyes. He
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  Speaker 1: really loved it, Zach. It's one of the best movies
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  Speaker 1: ever made. Dude, cereal like no bullshit, like no bullshit,
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  Speaker 1: Like I don't know how to explain. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how to explain because look, I'm a Tom Cruise fan,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm the guy that only sees his movie movies once.
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  Speaker 1: I don't go and see Tom Cruise movies over and
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  Speaker 1: over again. For some reason, that's just not for me.
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  Speaker 1: This there's only a couple of them. Risky business. I've
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  Speaker 1: seen way more than once, you know what I mean. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: and I think maybe cocktails I've seen twice, but you
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  Speaker 1: know what you know, but everything else one time. This movie,
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait for it to come out on streaming
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  Speaker 1: so I can watch it over and dude, it is
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  Speaker 1: so it's so good. It's so good, all right, dude,
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  Speaker 1: Like Tom Cruise is a true movie star man like
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: I clowned for so long. It's amazing, you know, because
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  Speaker 1: because he's he's the longevity he's had and he's kind
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  Speaker 1: of like the last one standing that can that can
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  Speaker 1: still do that solely on his name. I mean Auntie
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  Speaker 1: top guns of property that people remember from from growing up.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean it's just he's just he's like the
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  Speaker 1: last standing bona fide. Did you see the trailer for
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  Speaker 1: the next mission. Impossible. No, holy fuck, dude. Yeo, this
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  Speaker 1: shit looks crazy, dude, this shit looks crazy. Dope, Like,
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  Speaker 1: I can't. I'm sitting there and I'm like, oh my god,
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: it's caught up to me. Let me tell you something
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: that I loved that you wouldn't have thought. I loved
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: Winning Time. I knew you'd love that. I loved it.
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  Speaker 1: And you know the best part about you know, the
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  Speaker 1: best part of that. First of all, you know, the
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  Speaker 1: best part about Winning Time for me is I don't
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  Speaker 1: know the end. So I was joking. I was joking
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  Speaker 1: with Jason Siegel, who's one of the stars and who's incredible,
• 8:09
  Speaker 1: and all the all the performances in that show are excellent,
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  Speaker 1: every single actor, and Would Wood Harris isn't there. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he plays. Oh he's gonna win an award. He's incredible.
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  Speaker 1: He does a great job in it. And Tracy Letts
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  Speaker 1: and and of course John c. Rally. Anyway, I loved it.
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  Speaker 1: But the funny thing I was joking was Jason Siegel
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  Speaker 1: and Bill Lawrence, both big sports fans. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: the funny thing for me watching is I don't know
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  Speaker 1: the ending. So I'm so caught up in it, and
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  Speaker 1: I find myself like alone in my house when they
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: when they beat Boston U and like my arms are
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: going up in the air like I'm alone, and I'm
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: like cheering from my from my gus. No idea. And
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: then Jason was like, you know when we went in
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  Speaker 1: the end, and I was like, spoilers. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: He's like, oh, most people know that, but I'm telling
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: you the audience if you're not. Obviously, if you're a
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: sports fan, you gotta watch it. But even if you're
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: not a sports fan, Um, it's incredible and you won't
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: you won't know how it unfolds. Um, and that obviously
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  Speaker 1: they're going to continue with because it's so good. I'm
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  Speaker 1: nineteen eighty, What do ye do? Seventy nine? It was
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: seventy nine? No, I think they won an eighty. I
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  Speaker 1: believe seventy nine. Eighties? So what year just Jordan, do
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: you know what year he comes into the picture. He's
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: a few years later. Oh, because I'm interested now, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I know they're I know they're going to continue. Would
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  Speaker 1: be interesting to know if if they go right after
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: or if they jump a few years and wait till
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: Jordan comes into the mix. Well they should go right
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: after because the story, that's what's up four. Oh, there
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: you go. I didn't know that Larry Bird was such
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: an asshole to him to magic and this is based
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: on a true story. Come on now, No, but I
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: think I think that they've said, and Bill told me
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  Speaker 1: that they've they've since become obviously in the years since
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: they become friends, and they um and and Larry acknowledged
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: that he was a Jerry that's what Bill said at least.
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: Well look, okay, so here's the thing, here's what I understand.
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: A lot of this we can't like because I understand it. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: Jerry West is a little upset about how he definitely
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: doesn't definitely doesn't how he's portrayed in this. I think
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: he comes off fine to be he comes, but in
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  Speaker 1: the beginning, you're like, this is the worst person in
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  Speaker 1: the world and on the planet, right, And I don't
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: think anybody wants to be portrayed is that? But uh,
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: you know, from everything that from everything that I understand
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: and watching sports through my eyes, obviously, Uh, he what
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: he's done for the Laker organization, the Memphis organization, like
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: he's brought in like Kobe Bryant is by far. You know,
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: that's him, Shack organizing the deal to get shocked to La.
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  Speaker 1: That's him so he can keep the story going for
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: a long time. Oh man, dude, he's he's, he really
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: is the reason why the town and pool and that
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: like his his his eye for talent when other people
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: can't see it is amazing, Like he could tell you
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: who's going to be good and who's not gonna be
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: all you gotta do want to be a Laker fan
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: as the eighties get As the eighties go on, you'll
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: see this man like people like Kurt Rambis comes in
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: and plays for the Lakers, and you're like, who the
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: heck is this guy? A happy When Daryl Dawkins appeared
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: at the end as a seventy six er, Yeah, because
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: you know, as I've told you before, he was he
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: was all I knew about basketball, and my dad would
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: drag me to go see the nets. But then you know,
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: he's he's, uh, he's portrayed in the end. Wait before
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: we maybe want to be a Laker fan though, dude,
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: I really, like I realized if you're if you know
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: all the stories, I mean that it's gonna sound idiotic
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: to people who love sports, But bear with me. If
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: you know all the soap opera and you know all
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: the drama and you know the everyone's unique stories, I
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: can totally understand how you be so invested and excited
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: about it. Okay, So for the few point times in
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: my life where I've gotten to hang out with NBA players,
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: like on a chill level, it's been with I've been
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: invited to Jerry Buss's suite and got to sit next
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: to him and Magic Johnson before he passed away. Wow.
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: And then one time I got to hang out I
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: was hanging out with Leo and Jerry Buss in uh
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: in the lounge that the Laker lounge. That he's really right,
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: So he continued it going at Staple Center. Yeah, and
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: its team. Now I've been at a forum and stuff
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: like I was. I've seen him play at the forum
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: when they were at the forum too interesting back in
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: the day before they moved, before they moved to I've
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: been out in LA for a while. Bro. No, I
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: didn't know what year they moved to the Staple Center
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: or whatever it's called. Now it's called a Bitcoin Arena
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: or something. Anyway, both times I made an ass out
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: of myself. One time I was trying to be like,
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: you know, in the mix because they brought up money,
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, yeah, let's talk about money.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: And I could tell that everybody was like, you dumbass,
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: this is Jerry Buss. What do you do? This in
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  Speaker 1: your head's analyzing him in my mind, that's what I thought.
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  Speaker 1: And then the other time. Then the other time I
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: was like, well, because look it's true, Jerry would make
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: it so and this is this is just from the
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  Speaker 1: little bit of experience that I had and watching the
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: show when you went and hung out, it really did
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: feel like that where there were just like a lot
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: of beautiful women around. There was a lot of food,
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: a lot of drink, and freaking you're watching basketball and
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: you're having a great time. Right. He created that environment,
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: He created like the Playboy mansion meets sports. Yeah, and
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: he did that successfully. And watching this and watching this
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: show and watching John c Riley play this guy who's
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: so like on the urge of failure, really like this
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: whole time, all it takes is just a little bit,
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: just that one straw. We're just waiting for that one straw,
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  Speaker 1: But especially if you don't know the outcome of the story.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: If you know the outcome of the story, everything's gonna
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: be all right, right, everything until until until Jason Siegel
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: ruined it for me, gave me spoilers, right, He's like,
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: they're not really spoilers, right, But if you don't but
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: if you don't know, but if you do know, just
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: watching like, dang, they had he had this much going
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: against him. I didn't know it was that close. If
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: he would have lost that game, if they didn't win
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: the championship. Yeah, and Kareem going in at the out
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  Speaker 1: at the end, and the person of all the actors
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: who I think are unknown to most people. I've never
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: seen them before, but the gentleman playing Kareem and the
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: gentleman playing Magic, and they're so good. There's so dude,
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: do you know the dude playing bus to dude playing
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: freaking West. All of them would like you said, at all, Man,
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: like amazing, that's amazing. What's gonna win the award? Man?
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: He's fucking heat. And that last episode when he does
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: that monologue about his childhood, I'm getting goosebumps thinking about it.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: It was so good. Did he can nominate it. No,
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: I think it will be next year, but um right,
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  Speaker 1: you well I don't believe. So I don't know. All
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: I know because because the Emmys just came out, just
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: came out, it would be okay. Anyway, all I know
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: is this, it's been up. I thought he he would
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  Speaker 1: get nominated for this. But anyway, all I know is this,
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: if they do another season and they skip ahead, okay, Well,
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: if they skip ahead, I think they're doing a disservice
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: because there's something really special about Magic Johnson and Larry
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Bird after that season. Uh and and and uh them
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: developing their friendship. There's something really dope about the Boston
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Lake or rivalry and but not just that, just the
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: two of them, and you gotta build on that. You
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: gotta build on it. I'm thinking, like I was just thinking.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: The very little I know is that, like at a
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: certain point, Organ comes into the mix, and that's gonna
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: be really interesting too. Well when Jordan comes into mix,
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: HIV comes in in a mix too, like well they
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: end this, they start this, remember talking about them getting diagnosed. Yeah,
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: like Jordan, should we get in Absolutely, we could totally
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: get in the show. I just want to say one thing.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Eat these balls, zachn eat these balls Zach five, six, seven, eight.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Stories about show we made about a bunch of nurses,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: said the stories. Never so yeadoo around here, yeadoo around here.
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  Speaker 1: How are you, man? I'm good, man, I'm good. I
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  Speaker 1: miss you, I miss your face. You look good. I
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: feel like I've been run over by a truck. Dude. Why, well, first,
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: I'm smoking some of the best weed you've ever smoked
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: in your life. Why two, man, these kids, it's summertime
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: and it's real in the field, and the tricks that
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: we were using in the beginning are no longer tricks.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: They become habits and they can't be habits. Or this
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: kid or both of these kids are going to go
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: back to school not prepared for the grades that they're
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: going into, and so we're it's a crunch time mode
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: now because we're at the end of the year, at
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: the end of summer and uh, it's been a lot
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: of fun, but preparation for the school year has begun.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Oh you mean you mean like they gotta they gotta
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: do like a homework or what do you mean, like
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: you know, just like just like yeah, behavior wise, training
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: the brain to get ready to go back to school.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: You know, Rocco's going in the third grade. That's a
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: big deal. Man, Things get real at that age, you
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. Homeboys comes home, you know. And
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: so I saw them, I saw them both kicking ass
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: on the basketball court. Well, they're good at sports, you know, Roco.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Those videos you posted, Roccos killing it, dude, Dude Wilder, Dude,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: I love Rocco Rocco guy game, and I've seen it.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: But I just can't get over the fact that my
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: daughter is the smallest one on her team. She's you know,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: very very like, very very shy, you know, when meeting people,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: like I took her to the Zombie three premiere and
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: when she met all of the stars. At first, it
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: was like taking her on a ride to Disneyland where
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: she didn't want to get on and didn't. After it
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: was over, she was the best ride ever and wanted
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: to put again and again and again right right right,
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: and so like doing basketball is kind of the same thing.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Where you would think she'd get on the court and
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: she'd be afraid to play, and at first she was,
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: but once she got in there, like now, we can't
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: get her off the court. Unless she's extremely tired and
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: she goes hard, dude, and she could get She's aggressive
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: and I would have never expected that from Wilder, but
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: she's like extremely aggressive, like the if the ball is
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: near her, she's going for it. And it's really it's
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: it's amazing to watch you created two little minimes. Well,
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: I didn't play basketball growing up. I was a theater guy,
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: you know what I know. But you love basketball. So
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: it's just as sweet that they that they love it too,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: and you can share that. I'm trying to keep them
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: away from theaters. One of Like, it's really interesting because
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: it's happened with your daughter. Your daughter is a performer.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I know I got to send you to videos from
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: dance camp, but she's such a performer. There's no way
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: that girl is not going to be a dancer or
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: an actress or something. Yeah, we'll see. All right, let's
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: talk about the show Scrubs. Everybody Elliott says, yes, my
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: cold shower. Now. One of the funniest things about the episode,
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: mistake wise, is obviously none of us wanted to really
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: get in a cold shower, so you can see a
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: giant red mark on all of our chests when we're
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: supposedly taking a cold shower, is especially mine. It was
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: a set shower, you know, so they bring in like
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: a hot water tank. But I remember, I'm laughing at
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: every time they cut to me, is a giant red
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: spot in the middle of my chest, and I'm like,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: that's not a nice cold shower, bro, that's a hot shower. Um.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Director by John Inwood, who is our cinematographer for almost
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: every single episode of Scrubs, and he directed this one.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: He didn't, And Elliott says yes. Well, Eliot says yes,
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: but then the ring doesn't fit and she's just livid.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: And then the fricks come, here, come the fricks. Just
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: put the mother fricking ring on my mother fricking hand.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Frick frick on a stick with a brick frick first
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: sounds really bad, even though it's just frick. Um. Yeah.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: So Elliot was pissed because she's been she's been wanting
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: this moment for her whole life, and she had it
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: all planned, and she planned what she was gonna say, yes,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: oh my god, yes, and when the finger, when the
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: ring doesn't fit her finger, the whole thing's ruined. And
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Keith offers that the opportunity that she can replan the
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: whole thing. Okay, I gotta call Casey because this is
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: my life. Okay, play the song down, come down here.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know nothing about the schools'll tell me what
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: to do these kids and that's what to do this. Yeah,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: you did do that. Okay, Now let me set this
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: sec Zacha love Zacha love za za za zach zach
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: I love you. Hey, will you plan your own proposal?
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: What happened? So look, let me set the story. Let
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: me set it up. She and I had been dating
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: for a long time when we first met. Yeah, when
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: we first met, I said, she said to me. Sorry,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: She said to me, look, I don't want to get
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: married and I don't want to have children, and so
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: check right, oh check, let's go home and yeah yeah okay,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, I was like, check, let's go do it
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: right anyway. Cut two, We're now dating for seven years,
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: seven years at this point, and she's now on that
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: shit or get off the pot. I wanted a baby.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to get married, but I wanted a baby, right,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: And then we tried to have a baby and it
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: was not working right. So my doctor was like, you
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: should pick up a hobby, and so Donald said, why
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: don't you plan a wedding? Oh? So I was like, okay, now,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: don't even try that ship. I don't even try that ship.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, don't try that shit. I
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: needed to take my mind off of getting pregnant and
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: focus on something. So I said, we have a little
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: wedding in the little backyard. Wedding in your backyard's act. No,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: that's not how this happened. I started working on that. No,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: but thanking. I didn't want to get married, but I
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: wanted a ring, right, So I knew exactly what I wanted.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: And so look, so I'm like, I'm gonna get her
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: a ring, But in my mind, I'm like, I'm going
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: to Tiffany's to get this ring out, get her a
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: ring from Tiffany. She's and I tell her I'm gonna
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: get a ring from Tiffany's. And she's like, what don't
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: you freaking do that? Well, because in my mind I
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: knew I'd get a ring from Tiffany's and I won't
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: get nothing else. She said, don't spend too much money
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: on the money, Like, let's be let's be practical, all right,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: let's go on the ring hunt. Let's go on the
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: diamond hunt. So she and I go to different places
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: and we go looking at diamonds. We went to every
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: diamond store. We learned about diamond learned about diamonds, learned
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: about clarity and everything. And so finally we find this
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: guy named Jason right, yeah, Jason Hills. Yes, give him
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: a shout out, love, you give him a shout out,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: and somehow convinced him to give us this really big
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: diamond for a certain amount of money. I'm not gonna
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: say how much it is. My god, this is what.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Off the side roads and onto the freeway. He's like,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: when do you want it delivered? And what did you say? Case,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You were like, I have a bunch
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: of things that I have to do on this day.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Can we have it by whatever day? It was that yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: And you're like and I'm like, all right, bet. So
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: that day comes, She's like, I'm gonna wait at home. No,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: you're wrong. Yeah, we were supposed to go pick it up.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: We were supposed to go pick it up. And I
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: came home and I was like, you need to be showered.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: We're meeting him at two o'clock. I want my ring.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Before they closed, he said he's going out of town
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: and won't be back for six days. And I'm like, nope,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: we're coming today. I want this ring today, right. And
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: so you were running late, you were showering. I was
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: pissed off because you were taking your sweet ass time
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: in the shower and I was downstairs and join at
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: the house. Yes I was, And then you said, oh
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: my god, I gotta find my phone. You ran down
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: in the garage and I'm pissed off. And then you
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: come back in through the studio at the Willow Glens
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: and you opened you hand me the box, and I'm like,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: you ain't got this ring without me. She's making up
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: number you don't remember. That sounds kind of romantic. I'm
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: going to accept that. I'm apt that's exactly how it happened,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: because down on one knee you came into the house.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: You came running into the house like this is it here?
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Oh maybe I just stood over him coming out of
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: the garage. And I don't remember if he got down
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: on one knee. All I remember is that he opened
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: the box, and part well before you opened the box,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: part of me was pissed off. This fucker went and
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: got this ring without me, and I didn't get to
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: proof it first, like this is my ring regardless, Like
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: I wanted to make sure it look good before we
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: took it, and so I'm pissed off kind of. And
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: then he opened the box and I remember the box
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: had a fucking light in it. Yeah, and the ring
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: was finished, whoa And I was like, and it was
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: the bigger diamond. Oh you didn't know that, no, because
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: we had two diamonds to choose from. And I was like,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I think I'll be happy with that with this size. Really,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm like, I do like that big one,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: but I know we can't afford that big one. But
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I got the big one, yes. And then the best
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: part to the best part, I got the big one,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: the best part. He was like, I love you. I
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: love you, and I was like, oh my god. I
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: was like, can I go show my friends? And I
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: left and went over to Jessica's house and all my
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: friends came over and I and I left Donald on
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: the couch to pass out, and I didn't come until
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: midnight that night. So romantic. He was so mad at me.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: All Right, we gotta get on the show. Thank you,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: We love you, We love you, love you. Love that story.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Everybody likes a little ass play dude. All right, Um,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: everybody does like a little ass play Zach. But we
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: have to talk about the TV show Scrubs. Donald, well,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: that has something to do with it, all right, I did.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: That's a very sweet story. Um. So everyone throughout the
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: episode has fantasies about what it would be like if
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: they were married to Elliott, and yours is by far
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: the funniest. I laughed out loud. You play like a
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: preppy guy with the sweater around his and she says, um,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: I'm jumping ahead, but she says, keep an eye on Lupita.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I think some of the silverware has gone missing. Now
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: let me ask you a question, do you think? And
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: then you turn around and you see this beautiful Latina
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: woman and a maid's outfit and bent over in a
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: maid's outfit, and Donald turcos, I'll talk to her, and
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: then you reveal that it's Carla, and he picks her
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: up and they go upstairs to make out, and he's like, damn,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: I'm having fantasies about my own wife. That's it's been
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: so long since we had sex. Yeah, let me ask
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: you a question. In that fantasy that this is gonna
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: get a little weird. Do you think that Turk and
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Lupeta Carla. Do you think she's using him for the
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: fact that he is rich and married and she's just
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: trying to, you know, get that money, or do you
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: think she's in love with him and they're going to
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: create the like in the timeline of Turkey Carla meant
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: to be even in the dream. This is such a
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: weird No, I think that Lupeta is truly in love
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: with Turk and uh and they're gonna run away one day. Well,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: that's the whole joke of it, is like he's supposed
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: to be having a fantasy about another woman, but he's
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: fantasizing about his own wife. Okay, I'm gonna say one
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: more thing. I do fantasize about my own eye. I know.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: That's why you guys are so sweet together. It's funny.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I get the joke and everything like that, But in
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: real life, like well, speaking of real life, much like
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: your character, a Turk needs sex and she she has
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: not given sex because she's not in a very long time,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: because she's post had a baby and she's not feeling
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: it yet. Yeah, and um, and Turk is dying because
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: he really needs to be satisfied. Yes, we learned that
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Tod hasn't been late at all. You think that he's
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: a prolific, but he holds up a zero and goes
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: When the Jenner asked him, help woman, how many times
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: he's had sex this year, he goes, Bagel, Well, I
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: want to go back because we didn't talk about this.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Everybody is really not concerned, but sad for JD that
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: he didn't get the girl right. He's acting like he
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: doesn't care, and he's acting like he and for the
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: most part at this point he doesn't care. One of
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: the favorite of my favorite lines is pretty girls end
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: up don't end up with the ugos, and he goes, no,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: he goes, pretty girls end up with the ugos Only
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: in the movi. Yeah, only in the movie. And when
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: he goes sadly, the Kelso says it to me, sadly,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: it's only in the movies where the pretty girl ends
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: up with the ugo. Yeah, yeah, thanks a lot, Bill,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Leonard Leonard one. It's very funny where he's like, let
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: me tell you about loss. Yeah, Leonard Leonard holds up
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: his hook and says, I know about loss Um. Yeah,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: everyone's feeling bad for for j D. But j D
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: is seemingly obsessed for the bulk of the story with
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: trying to have sex with Kerry Russell's character. But he
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: doesn't really want to have sex with her. He's being
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: pressured into having sex with her by his best friend
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: because his best friend, well he's been pressured inn avosex
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: with hospital. Yeah, all the men learned that she had
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: a threesome in college, which is three girls. Yeah, he goes,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: you go damn, and all the men hit their table,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: which was funny, and then you go, I go, was
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: it two guys and a girl or a devil's threesome?
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: She said, three girls? And then I had to pick
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: the drinks off the table for you to go damn.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: So she invites me to the hotel. This is a
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: bit um bizarre. I mean, it's fine that she just
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: wants to kiss, but it's it's a little bit bizarre
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: that she says, hey, come review a hotel room with me,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: and Okay, so this is where we're at. Okay, so
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: this is where we're at now. If it was a
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: dude and the dude was like, come review a hotel
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: with me. We'll have a bunch of fun. Hey, let's
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: test out the bed and all of that stuff. You
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: wouldn't think anything of it. But because it's a hot chick,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, Like this, this is
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: actually coming from the guy. This is coming from the
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: guy who thought the animation, because this is like a
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: very mixed signal situation. And now I'm trying to because
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: what situation where you zone's like, come review a room
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: with me, please? But is it really? But is it? No? No, no,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: this this woman this was like twenty years ago or
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: if not more. Really, I had no money. Let me
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: just tell you sorry. I had no money. Never dive
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: in my name. And I knew a beautiful young woman
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: who we were We were sort of hanging out, and
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: she had this deal where she would review hotels and
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: she her thing was that she had to go stay
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: in the hotel and use all the services and and
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: she would invite me when she had the night like
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: she had to do having to do room service, she
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: spa and I was broke. It was like the greatest
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: thing ever. She most definitely um wanted to also hook
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: up UM, so good. Yeah, that makes sense. Didn't say
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: it seems right. But if your buddy was like but
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: but if your buddy was like, Yo, dude, I got
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: a fucking hotel. Let's go hang out and that ship after,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: we'll use all the amenities, maybe go to the casino downstairs,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: We'll do all of that shit. Are you expecting to
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: fuck your buddy? Was I making on them at the
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: bar the other day? She's talking about macking and there's
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: no touching too, so that's pretty much stage kissing. Also,
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: like that's what, that's what. But that's where she was.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: But she was. She was so upfront about it too.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: It's nothing, all it is. It's all we're doing is kissing.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: All we're doing is kissing. The minute you make a sound,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: the minute you start touching me, the minute you start
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: doing all of that stuff. We're not in this anymore.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: I could play that she shit. I think anybody could
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: play that game. It's if the boundary is if I
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: if you go, we stop right. That's the impetus for
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: the whole episode is that he endures it. But he
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: needs a cold shower because he's so turned on. I mean,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: he's making out with the beautiful Carrie Russell. But she
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: told him from the gate, right, But that doesn't mean
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: that his peep isn't gonna get right. But my point is,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: I don't think she's I don't think she's sending mixed
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: signals because she's not sending into him. She doesn't even
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: recognize him. She thinks she's she's the other guy, right, exactly,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: exactly exactly. That's funny. When I go look at me,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: what is the Egyptian? Right, He's like huh. And then
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: later you're and then they specifically, they specifically gassed and
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: they found someone who kind of looked like me but
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: was different. But by the way, Donald, I think you
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: mistaken from me. Yeah, one point, I'm talking. He doesn't
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: even have any laughter in his eyes. Um, let's take
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: a break. When we take a break, and we'll be
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: right back with more Scrubs, rewatch podcasts, fake doctors from friends, guys,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: everybody likes a little ass play, don't even act like
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: you know, and we're back all right. This yields one
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: of the wackiest fantasies in all of Scrubs history. Well,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: which one, because there's a winter Wonderland? Okay, the janitor one.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: But let's go back and just talk about the janitor
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: one with Elliott, because they say something at the end
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: when they're like, these aren't our kids, so that they
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: kidnapped these kids, and the Janitor's fantasy guests they've kidnapped
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: all these children and made them wear and doctor outfits,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: and he mentions the fact that it would be tricky
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: to get all those tiny clipboards and tiny brooms, and
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: then at the end that they aren't aren't kids, which
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: which leads the viewer to infer that they are kidnapped
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: shoulders stolen kids. Yes, oh my god, that's the janitor's
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: fantasy for his Okay, that was pretty that was pretty
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: whacky to me, but nothing. I think this is the
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: most stoner fantasy, one of the most one of the
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: pumpkin thing and your testicle growing. Yeah, this one, um is.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: I jump into the bed and for some reason, it's
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: a winter wonderland. Yes, but in that winter wonderland. Carrie Russell,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: what's your character's name? I keep calling her Charity Melody,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: thank you? Is a is a mermaid? Turk arrives. Let's
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: just let's just stop there. I don't know how to
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: have sex with her. Because no one's ever brought up
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: since Splash, this hasn't come up. How how do they
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: have sex? Although in Splash when she's on land, she's
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: a woman, So what they have to go to land
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: in order for Tom Hanks's character? I think so. I
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: don't think that they're having sex underwater. No, they're not.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: There's no way he goes to when he goes to
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: visit the family and everything at the end Splash two,
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Slash two. If they did, I know Tom Hanks stayed
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: away Tom Hanks and you can imagine, you can imagine
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: like meatballs too, they might have made um, they might
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: have made a Splash too without Tom Hanks and put
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: it believe. But it's like Aquaman, Dude, It's like Aquaman,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: and that it all takes place underwater in her in
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: her neighborhood. Oh, that just sounds like something he's gonna drown.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Back then, like, let's just be honest, man. Anyway, he
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: can't fail. Back when we used to actually film movies
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: underwater right before CG. Anyway, Yeah, remember that there's that movie,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: um the Abyss. No, there was one with Liev Schreiber
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: and Dustin Hoffman and Morgan Freeman. Where they're all underwater?
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: There were, but remember like, uh, what was the one
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: where uh, Sam, can you look up the one I'm
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: talking about? Um? He gets eaten by the shark? Deep
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Blue deeps is the one with Lee? What's the one
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: with Liev Schreiber and um and and Dustin Hoffman and
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: maybe more and maybe it's either Morgan Freeman or Sam
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Jackson one of them. I remember it was like Deep
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Star six? Was there like a deep Star six Deep
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Blue c What was the one with the Samuel Jackson
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: isn't it? Sam Jackson is in the one with the
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: shark deep Yeah, Deepest Deepest Bluish my Hat is like
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: a sharks fin Is that the one? Cool Jason? Yeah?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: He has the sound track? Yeah, he plays the chef.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: This is the movie has a bird a polly always
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Samuel Jackson that I'm thinking about. Yeah, yes, Sam Jackson's
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: and that too. Yeah, I think that's all underwater Deepest
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Blush my Head is like a sharks fins. You didn't
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: like it. I only saw pieces of it. I couldn't
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: believe it existed. That good dud. Yeah, when I was
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: a kid, shit dudeki me man, that was fire to me.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Man at one point. At one point, els like on
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: the kitchen table or some shit like that, floating with
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: the bird, trying to save the bird from the sharks.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: That so the sharks get into the into it's like
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: a it's under it's like an undersea of station, right, yeah, man,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: and the sharks get in there. Yeah, and the sharks
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: get in because they're intelligent. Here was it just part
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: of No? No, that's just the soundtrack. He's the chef
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: in the movie. Such a good movie. Man. When I
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: was a kid, I usually think that was so good.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: I was a kid. I was actually an adult, but yeah,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: I don't think it was as long ago as he's
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: being a kid. Anyway, JD can't figure out where to
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: have sex with the murm woman and you you point,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: and she goes, that's well, I show up out. He
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: shows out of nowhere as a goat goat turk playing
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: a playing a what would that be a what is
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: a pan flute? Is that? I think it's that called
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: a pan flute? Joel, can you look that up? It
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: is because of Peter. Now you're a part part man.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: That's probably it's probably a name for that mythological beast
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: it's like a minotaur but a goat. I looked it up,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: you guys, it's the Oh sorry, I didn't read them
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: today I find it. Yeah, it's like a minotaur but
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: a goat, but I prefer to call it goat turk, Like,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: wasn't it wasn't that what Fawn was in the Lion,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: the Witch and the wardrobe. That's why I'm that's who
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: we're making a play on. Well, then goes the then
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: precedes some dialogue that is pretty amazing. She's that's a
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: gill and you go, yeah, it is, it is, And
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I go, go Turk, that's my mermaid, and you go,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: my bad. It's so stupid. It's so such a good joke.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, it's amazing, but it's so stupid. I
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: love it. It's so that's a well, it's so bad.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: That's such a good joke. That's a good dad joke.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: It's a great dad joke and a very surreal thing.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah all right, So, um cold shower, we learned that
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: the two senior citizens have syphilists, which is a real thing.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Even at the time of the airing, I'm sure we
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: had the stat right that STDs because of um drugs
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: like Sallis and UH and viagra. Seniors can now have
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: sex a lot longer, and at least when this show aired,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: the stat was three rise in SCD amongst seniors. Um,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: because they're all banging in nursing homes. I'm gonna say
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: something right now. I hope this is true. It is true.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: I hope this is true. Yeah, why not? Why? I
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: hope that when Casey and I are in the home
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: sixties and seventies and our kids aren't taking care of us,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: because you know they're not gonna don't say sixties. I
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: think this is supposed to be like eight even though
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: even though for some reason the woman is supposed to
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: be in the sixties, I think it's it's reads more
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: accurately like eighties. Well, listen, whenever it is. I'm just
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: saying this. I'm in an old age home. You're not
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: in an old age home at sixty normally, Jo scrubs
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: you are. I guess for some reason they decided to
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: make that woman sixty. I don't know why, but she
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: was sixty eight. Okay, But whatever it is, when I'm
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: in whenever it is, and Casey and I God willing,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: please healthy, live still together. I hope, I pray that
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: we are banging like those two. I'm a feeling you won't.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: I'm a feeling you won't need sattist or viagra. I
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: think you'll you'll probably still be going strong. I hope
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: and I pray you're right on that one as well.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Todd Enters wearing a Gulf T shirt. Yes, kudos does
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: forgetting a Gulf T shirt on NBC in prime time.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Do you think NBC knew at the time. I think
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: he didn't. They had no idea what a Gulf T shirt. Many,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: just like all the radio stations didn't know. Skeet skeet,
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: skeet man. He said, I hear there's a he said,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: I hear there's a steel Magnolian room nine. He really
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: is open to any and all types of partners. Yeah,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: I thought the end was bar scene was really moved.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I found myself with a big smile across my face.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: It was my wife didn't see the My wife didn't
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: see the first part where she said she was planning it.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I had to explain that to her and when she
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: saw it, and Elliott does the oh my god, yes,
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: I mean yes, oh my god, yes, and she goes, oh,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: and I said, well in the beginning of the show,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: but Sarah still out of it even though the audience
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: knew was coming. And it was really sweet. I love
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: the way it was filmed and um. And then of
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: course it ends with Jad with tears in his eyes
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: and he realizes that he doesn't have any feelings for Melody,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: that seeing this makes him realize he still has feelings
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: for Elliott. And it ends with him in a in
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: a cold shower. Oh, it was really clever. Oh'm sorry,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I'm skipping one of the most important beats that you
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: finally come around to JD's fantasy of what would be
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: like to Elliott and he's so happy and love and
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: he says, I love you. I'm so happy that you're
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: my wife. And it's the simplest of fantasies. Also, like
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: all the other fantasies were so elaborate, like Cox kills
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Elliott you know, also sits across all down a law
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: table I hate yeah, I know, um and all Judy Judy,
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Carla makes out Yeah Carla, what do they say that, Like,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: let's just get wine and go shoe shopping or something. Yeah,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: and then we can have we could have sensual something like,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: you know, cuddly sex and yeah yeah, and then yeah,
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: tender sex or something like that. Good episode. Very good, yeah,
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: very good. Well, we have a guest today, we do
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: all right, We're gonna take a break, everybody, and when
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: we come back, fuck your sound effects machine. We're gonna
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: have a guest and it's gonna be fun and laughter.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back for what you're trying to get
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: it all right out? Yes, go ahead? Donald, tell us
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: about her caller. You organ you. I think this is
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: the first time you've organized the caller when it came
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: into the group shot. I I double checks to make
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: sure I was in the right text chain. Yeah, but
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Donald organized today's caller. Go ahead, Donald. So we went
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: to the z I said it earlier. We went to
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: the Zombies three premiere. We took the kids, We took
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: the girl Wilder, she loves the movie. And so while
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: there we found out that the lead of the movie
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: is actually Cameron Mannheim's son, Milo Mannheim. And we found
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: this out because Cameron came up and introduced herself to
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: us and offered, you know, would you like to meet
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: to my kids? Would you like to meet my son?
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: He's the star of the movie, and in doing so,
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: she introduced me to her nephew, who's a surgeon who's
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: a fan of Scrubs who actually listens to the podcast.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: But he does something that's pretty unique, like he's like
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: a I don't know what it's exactly called. It's like
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: a robotic technician or something like surgeon. Yeah, let's find
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: out what it is. You can talk show, dude, you know,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: like a BA spoke some jazz maybe talking about the episode.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: So come on, let's get the show. Give it up.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: But Noah, Si, I know. H Hey, Zach, Hey, Donald,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the podcast, sir, welcome, Welcome. It is such
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: a pleasure to be here. It's really a pleasure to
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: meet both of you, guys. I'm just sorry we meet already. Bro.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I can see the whole story on how we met man,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: and you just made it look like we didn't meet.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Calm down on the show. He means on the show. Donald,
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: that's correct, on the show. Now, I'm just so happy
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: that you're a real You're a surgeon, correct, I am
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: a real surgeon and you listen to the podcast, which
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: makes me very happy. Anytime I stumble across people in
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: the real world that listen. I'm so excited, but particularly
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: a real surgeon. We're lucky to have you on the show,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: and thank you for listening. Well, thank you guys so much.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: You know, growing up, you know, everyone has um you know,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: certain shows that kind of give them guidance into what
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: they're supposed to do. And when you apply for medical school,
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: one of the things that caution you against is saying,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: you know, I watched this medical trauma and that got
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: me involved. And Scrubs was the show that I had to,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: you know, bite my lip and say I didn't watch
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: this and it didn't influence me into going into medicine.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: It must be kind of interesting for you, guys, because
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: there must be a lot of people like me watching
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: your show growing up. You know, uh, somehow gotten pushed
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: in that direction because of you too. Yeah, we run
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: into that all the time, and well when we always
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: feel so honored that that we did that or you know,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: indirectly we did that, and I have to say, it's
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: just it's just we keep hearing for years we've heard
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: and I hope you'll attest that this is true that
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: of all the medical shows, even though Scrubs was the
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: most bizarre and wacky that it's the most medically accurate
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: of what the lifestyle is like in terms of training
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: in residency and the interactions that happen. That's absolutely true.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: I mean there's, uh, there's far more or less you know, uh,
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: sex in the broom closet and scrubs and far more
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: you know interdepartmental dynamics, and there isn't say, you know,
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Gray's anatomy. Err So, um, I absolutely if you're saying
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: there's no sex in the broom closet, in in uh,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: in the real world, you know, maybe I did not
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: do residency right, simp take simptake simptells, simp take. Tell
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: us what you're what you actually do, Donaldson, You're a
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: you have a specialty in the heart in the cardiac world,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: so it's it's not cardiac. I do robotics, So I
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: do robotic variatric surgery, and robotic surgery is an extension
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: of laparoscopic surgery. There is a I know that your
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: character Turk talks a lot about doing laparoscopy at different
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: points during the show, and when you guys were filming scrubs,
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: robotics really hadn't come into its own as a field
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: yet and so it's the sort of the next evolution
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: of laparoscity. And so when you're doing laparoscopic surgery, you
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: make small incisions in people's bellies and you stick instruments in,
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: you blow up their abdomens, you have room to operate,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: and then you basically have multiple graspers or cutting devices
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: to do your operation. With the robot, you attach those
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: devices to a you know, a robotic machine that allows
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: you to both see in three dimensions, magnify your motions,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: and then the instruments are significantly more complex, so you
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: have many more degrees of freedom in terms of how
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: you move, and so the learning curve is much faster
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: and you can be significantly more precise. And so I
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: knew pretty early on when I saw the robot for
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: the first time that this is how I sort of
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: wanted to participate the medical field and be a surgeon.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: And I was able to, you know, through a pretty
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: circuitous path, achieved that. I initially wanted to be a urologist.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Um and uh, you know, they do kidneys and then
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: you know, penile reconstruction and that kind of thing. Um.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: But because they were the first doctors that really use
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: the robot, And since then the robot has become uh,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: you know, embraced by multiple other fields, including what I
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: currently do now, which is bariatrics, which is weight loss surgery,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: and it's just going to continue to grow. Um there's
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: a second, just one second. So weight loss surgery mean
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: tying off stomachs. So uh, there's multiple types of weight
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: loss surgeries. So there's surgeries where you just remove a
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: portion of the stomach and that helps people both eat
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: less and then has some hormonal effects. And then there's
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: a variety of weight loss surgeries where you essentially replumb
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: the GI tract and move around portions to the intestine
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: to have you know, less intestine to absorb food. You
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: can treat things like diabetes. Patients who under go bariatric
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: surgery have significant health improvements and all kinds of problems
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: like hypert engine diabetes, and it's also been shown to
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: improve cancer risks. So it's about to say popular, I
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: was about to ask you, Okay, if you're able to
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: rearrange and shorten the intestines and stuff like that, how
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: would this do against intestinal cancer and colon colorectal cancer
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that. So the actual surgery itself isn't
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: really what reduces cancer risk. It's the weight loss that
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: goes along with it. And so we just we know
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: that patients who suffer from obesity, as their BMIs get higher,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: there are higher rates of cancer associated with that, and
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: so by reversing that, we're able to bring those rates
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: of cancer down. And that's kind of a newer benefit
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: that we're just showing. And has we come out in
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: some of the more current research. Are people still doing
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: the thing where they tie off the stomach or has
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: that become less common? Well, there's a lap band, isn't
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: it called lap band? So I was wondering wake about.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: The lap band was very popular in about twenty ten.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember driving around Lost Angelists
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: at that time, but everywhere you look there was a
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: billboard for you know, lose the weight um and I
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: just remember learning that people could actually eat, like through
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: it right or like push it off or something. So
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: that's one of the problems with the lab band. It
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: had two major issues. One is that you're putting a
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: foreign body into the around the stomach, and so it
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: can slip, it can erode, it can cause problems like
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: reflux or nausea. And the other problem is that the
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: mechanism it works is it's just supposed to reduce your
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: appetite by constricting the stomach. Most other bariatric surgeries have
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: some component of hormonal changes associated with them as well.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: So for patients who had the lap band, they could
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: lose a certain percentage of weight, but many had problems
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: and many gained it back. Um. Probably about thirty or
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: forty percent of patients who had them did well, and
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: we're really happy with their results, but a lot of
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: them ended up getting second surer. So that's not so.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: That's sorry, darn onemore, that's so that's not in favor
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: anymore now. It's now it's reducing the size of the
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: stomach or the large intestines. So bariatric surgeries an area
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: where lots of people have very strong opinions, And so
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: there are people who was still be doing the lap
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: band um, but it's being done with far less regularity
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: that was done ten years ago. The most common sleep
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: surgery to marathis called the sleeve gastrectomy, where you stample
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: off about eighty percent of the stomach. But people are
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: also doing things like gastric bypass and other types of
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: bypass surgeries as well. Go ahead, don wow, what's the
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: one that's there's one that it wasn't the lap band?
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: That's I know a few people died from trying to
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: us Yeah, yeah, through surgery. Um was the lap band
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: is the one that's really dangerous though also there's a
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: risk in doing any of this obviously, but that was
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: the one that I don't want to freaking get in trouble.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: I don't want to get sued by lap band. Well, good,
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: we got a surgeon here. You can answer your question.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Go ahead. So the lap band was relatively safe the
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: more the mortality wasn't really the big problem. It had
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: to do with either eroding into the stomach slipping. Bariatric
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: surgery is a long history of trial and error, and
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: early on people would the first surgeries, they basically bypassed,
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: you know, eighty five percent of the intestine and plugged
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: the remainder the intestine back in and only gave you
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: aout one hundred centimeters to absorb, and patients had all
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: kinds of nutritional deficiencies. The probably the most dangerous surgery
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: that's being currently done in America, not that it's dangerous,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: but that it has the most possible side effects is
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: called the duity'll switch, and you're basically removing about half
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: of the intestine further down and so you don't have
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: that to absorb, and if you don't take the appropriate vitamins,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: then patients can have massive nutritional deficiencies that can be fatal,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: and so some of those have come into the news.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: But in general, bariatric surgeries, if you have a good
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: program and you follow along with you know, a good nutritionist,
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: are very safe. Do you think robotics are going to
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: be used in more and more surgeries. I mean we'll
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: come to a point where everything's done through a small
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: incision and robotics. I think there's always going to be
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: room for open surgeries. There are many times where things
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: are too stuck, or you just don't have the robot
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: available where that or it's absolutely necessary to know how
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: to do that. Right now, across all fields, people are
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: using the robot for elective surgery, meaning not for emergencies,
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: and slowly we're finding ways to do more emergence surgeries
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: that way. But there's always going to be a need
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: for someone who knows how to make a big bin
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: line incision and stop bleeding or take their control contamination.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: That being said, I think the robot's going to continue
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: to grow. Some of the major barriers to entry are
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: cost and then training of personnel. So the system itself
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: costs about a million and a half dollars, and then
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: you know there's about two or three hundred thousand dollars
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: a maintenance a year, and it requires a whole set
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: of training, not just for the surgeons who do it,
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: but for everyone else in the o R to know
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: how to exchange the instruments and maintain the system, and
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: so it required you know, it's those are major barriers
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: to entry, but at the same time, you can be
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: so precise, and the operative experience is so excellent that
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: there's been a real push to adoption and they're sorry,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: how long do you think until it's doing the procedure itself.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: That's I'm thinking about like autopilot and a plane, where
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: where the pilot is taking off and then he's hitting
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: on a pilot because you know, the robot's gonna he's
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: gonna monitor the robot, but the robot's gonna fly more
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: accurately than a human being ever could um. Obviously with
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: the monitoring of a human being. Well, do you think
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: something analogous will happen in the surgery world where where
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: you're saying like, hey, hey do this, but I'm gonna
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch you to make sure you don't suck up.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: But but your but your accuracy as a as a
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: computer could be better than a humans ever could. I
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: hope that doesn't really happen in the next thirty years
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: because that might be of my career, but it's it's
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: gonna happen at some point. So they've already created robot
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: that can do things like close skin together better than
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: any human can. Um. The thing with surgery is that
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: it's not so much about the technical skill, although that's
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: absolutely essential. It's every single thing you do is a
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: separate decision, and making those decisions requires lots of expertise.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: And so I think it's going to be a while
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: before we have a robot that can go in interpret
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: someone's in natity, find out what the problem is, uh,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: and then execute the right series of steps in order
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: to do it. I may be able to tell a robot,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: you know, close this incision here and then walk away.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: But I feel I think, yeah, exactly, but I think
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: I'm probably secure over the next twenty or thirty years.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: But you do believe that's that's that's nanotech is on
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: a horizon, bro. It has to be that's what has
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: to be. Well, I'm thinking. I'm thinking little tiny, little, tiny, tiny,
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: tiny tiny, like the Inner Space, like Iron Man. Do
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: you remember Inner Space? I do remember Interspace one of
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: my favorite movies ever, A great movie. Dennis Quaid, Did
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: you Go Inside? They shrink him down, so it's just
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: like a miss frizzled situation. I'm pretty well versed, but
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: I have not shrink. You're way shrink. They shrank Dennis
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Quaid down to the size of a freaking molecule almost,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: and inject him into Martin Short. Yeah, and wackiness ensues.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: That's when it all goes. All craziness happened. Listen. That's
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: where and Meg Ryan met Short. Do you watch the Boys?
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Do you watch the Boys? I've seen Dennis Quaid's son
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: The Boys. Yeah, that's Meg Ryan's son too. Guess where
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: they met when making Inner Space? It all comes full circle. Noah, well,
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: there we go. You're bringing it back. Martin Short is
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: so funny. I've been watching Only Murder, Only Murder in
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: the Building. Oh yeah, Zach I started it and it's
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: so good. It's fun right, but Martin Short like he
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: just I just cut to him and I laugh. I
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: just find him so funny. Did you ever see Three Amigos?
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Of course you've seen three Amigo I've seen three amideo
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: scrap film. And did you ever see the Santa Claus
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: three where he plays Uh, he's yeah, he's Jack Frost.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: Well I'm liking I'm liking Only Murders in the Building
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: and he's very funny. It took me twenty five years
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: to realize that The Santa Claus was a fun Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah if you were twenty five years old when
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: you found out. Huh. I watched the movie when I
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: was swelled, and twenty five years later I was like, oh,
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Claus things, yeah, and you're a doctor, right yeah yeah,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: well thank you? No, no, do you have any questions
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: for us? Oh? Yeah, even qu for us. I'd love
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: to ask you guys a couple. So one of them
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: has to do with my favorite thing about the show,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: which was your relationship with each other and sort of
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: your romance. Um, how how did you guys decide to
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: sort of uh, you know, focus and highlight on that
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: so much, given that at the time that wasn't something
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: that was emphasized in pop culture. I think it was.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: It was a combination of Bill had written it, you know,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: based on French his friendships, um, and then Donald and
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: I took it and ran with it. Um. You know, Bill,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: it's funny. I was just working with him this week
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: and now he's become a hugger. You know. It took
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: twenty years. He wasn't even he wrote these characters, but
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: like he'd still like stick out his hand and like Bill, no,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: we're hugging, and um, So I think he created these characters.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: And then the magical thing happened that Donald and I
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: really truly became as close as the characters in real life.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: And then he just started taking stories from our own
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: life and making them that and we would improv you know,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: as it was easy easy for us to improv as
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: the guys because they were very similar to who we were. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Turk and JD definitely broke down a lot of my
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: own homophobia issues, you know what I mean, like having
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: to do a lot of the things that we did. Definitely,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: you know it's all Look, I love you no matter what.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: If your life was on the line and I needed
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: to do something to save you, I would do that
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: for you. I'm so confused. You put your penis in
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: them if they needed it for their Absolutely, that's what
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: I would coding. He's coding we needed giant cock is
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: signed him. You would do that for you. Yeah, in
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: a heartbeat, Thank you baby, and doctor? Does that ever
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: come up in the medical field quickly, meaning a penis
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: in someone's re I mean, as I said, I didn't
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: spend very much time inside the you know, the broom
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: closets residences that experience. They just wondered if there was
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: any situation that you are where like quick, we need
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: a fallus in his rectum. Well, I can tell you
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: that my second day of residency. So you know, I'm
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: forty hours in, I walk in, I'm on call, and
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: my senior goes, I've got to wrectum for you to disimpact.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: So literally, like I walk into work and twenty minutes later,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: I've got um, you know, ankle or I guess, you know,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: like wrist deep and some guy's asked trying to take it,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: you know, dis impact some constipated stool. Yeah, okay, that's
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: what I was going to ask you. So what do
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: you give me notice plugs? Yeah? Like how does that work? Like,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: so you got to go up there and you got
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: to be professional. How do you not in your mind say,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm one fisting this dude. Yeah, Like
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: that's more like wearing him like a hand puppet, right, Like,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: how do you not? How do you not? That's the
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: first thing. And then two, I'm actually pulling his dudoo
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: out of him? Now is it a dudoo clog? Is
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: that the problem? Like there's too much dudo in its clog?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Whether impacted, they have a they basically have a stool
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: ball that's so horror stoolball out there rectum so it's
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: too big, and then you take it. You have to
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: reach in there and pull out the stoolball. You basically
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: turn your finger and they're like it becomes a popsicle.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: You kind of do you ever? Do you ever? Do
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: you ever like try and swish it like a three
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: to the garbage? I can't say that I have the
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: rules of dis impaction though art you're never supposed to
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: make eye contact with the patient. Once you start um
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: because it could be sexual. If you live you're looking
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: at each other, it could be sexual. I mean, it's
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: already awkward for them, it's kind of awkward for you.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: As you were saying, you're doing everything you can to
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: maintain your professionalism. That's what I'm trying to say. Like
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: you're being the doctor, you have a license to you
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: have a license to see things that you wouldn't necessarily
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: see normally, like like one, the inside of people, right,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't normally get to see those things that too.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: Always found it awkward when your doctor's like, all right,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: let me see your stuff. Now, I know they're being
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: professional and automatically I'm like, yeah, sure, here's my ship,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: there's my jump, you know what I mean. But truth
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: in the truth of the matter, we're so caught up
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: in it in other situations, like I would never do
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: that in front of you know, a bunch of people
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: out of nowhere, because I don't want to. You're prepared.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: You know when you're gonna get your physical that you're
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: gonna at some point drop your drawers and at some
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: point bend over and let him digitally penetrate you. Yes,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: do you know that I have to have my first
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: colonoscopy doctor, and I I've never had after forty five, right,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: So exactly, they moved the guidelines up five years. So
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: Donald Donald has had his. But I'm talking to the doctor.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to him before because he's I haven't had
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: it yet. I think it's coming up this week. And
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: he says he's asking these questions and he goes, I'm
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: gonna do an endoscopy as well, um, for X y
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Z reasons. And I thought I was being clever and
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: I said, don't use the same camera. And he said,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: do you know how many people make that joke? And
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I thought I was being original.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: Well was courtesy? You couldn't give me a courtesy? Laugh? Doc?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: You know, well, you know it's um, it's always a
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: scary experience for your first time. Uh. The one thing
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: that you know you should take solace in is that
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: it's July. So that means there's gonna be a whole
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: fresh new crop crop of interns and residents starting. So
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: you know you maybe someone's first colonoscopy. No, no, no,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: he well maybe assisting, but I know the guy who's
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: doing it, he's he's going to be operating the camera. Okay,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: now they give you propo phil right now. I was
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: that I remember um coming out of because I have
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: had an endoscopy before and I was weaking. I couldn't
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: stop talking. Does that happen a lot and people are
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: coming out of pro feel like speaking? Well, yeah, I
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: had that, h know I'm talking about Like I was
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: just talking. I was like, doct, this feels so good,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: Like what is this drug? Like? Okay, so then he
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: doc told me that Like I don't know if he
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: was joking or not, but he said maybe it wasn't
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: propo phil, but he said, this is the drug the
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: CIA used to use, see I used to use on
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: people because they just couldn't stop talking. They were just
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: like this spilling their guts like I don't so they
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: may have been using a different drug on you. It
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: might have been ketamine. And people tend to often speak
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: when they when they come out of kenemine polls um.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: I was in a dude, he put me in a khole.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: Probably went out parting. I remember telling him. I remember
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: I couldn't stop talking. I was like, Doc, this feels
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: so good, Like would you ever want to like hang
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: out with me in my breasts. So you know those
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: things you can think back that you said that in
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: like you cringe. Well, on my list is like on
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: whatever drug, can't stop talking, asking the doctor to bring
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: this drug and hang out with me and my friends.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: Oh dude, I said somebody I said I have for
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: my colonoscopy. I have one of the most cringeworthy uh
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: statements ever said to a doctor on the drug. On
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: the drug, before the note, before the drug, before the drug,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: the rug. He's about to put the drug in me,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: and I look at him, I go, tell me when
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: you put it in, because I want to feel it. Cringe, cringe,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: meaning I want to be high for that split. I
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: want to feel the high. Second it does feel great,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: but before I'm in dharma dar arm, before I go
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: there freaking. But I gotta say when I felt it
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: for the endoscopy. There's like a split a couple of
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: seconds where you're like, oh, this must people like heroin
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: or feels like or something, because this is amazing. And
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: then I was like, tell me, I remember saying that
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: to him, and then after saying that, being like, damn,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: I sound like a fucking addict, and he's like, it's
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: in you and I was like, yeah, it is um
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: all right, we gotta wrap it up. Donald Phaison, No, Noah,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: You've been an amazing guest. Thank you for educating us.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: Everyone go get your colonoscope. If you're if you're forty
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: five and above, and if you're lucky before the robots
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: take over, yeah maybe if well, if you're unlucky and
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: you get lucky enough to have a surgeon like Noah
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: and his robot and his R two unit, yeah, operate
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: on you do you name it? Did you name the robot?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: So the robots way we work are named after the
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: Wally movie. So we have Evie and Wally. There's there's
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: two of the robots. I love that movie. Great movie actually, Wally, Wally, Eva, Wally.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: All Right, everybody, thank you for tuning in. We love
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: you so much. And jva Za any last thoughts, Donald
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: phaise On, Wally Joel, any last thoughts? No, have a
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: great Oh wait, I do want to say something, Okay,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: go ahead. Wait, So somebody asked me, can is there
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: a place where you can find the sheet music for
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: I'm no Superman and I'm coming to use Zach because
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: you have a relationship with the band laz Lobang. If
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: we could find a way to get that out there, maybe,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: you know, that would be kind of cool. It would
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: be kind of interesting to hear different people's interpretation of
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: I'm Superman, but the but with the actual uh, the
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: chords or the piano music. I think they will be
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: looking for the piano, all right, I will I will
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: inquire about that and remind hey, I want to talk
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