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- 0:02Speaker 1: Kiss Morning Freak Show, Bob.
- 0:04Speaker 2: I love when I come in here in the morning
- 0:06Speaker 2: and I start going through all of the talkback messages
- 0:09Speaker 2: that we got since the end of the previous show.
- 0:12Speaker 2: And I always love when there's a talkback message in
- 0:15Speaker 2: there that I listened to before you even walk in here,
- 0:18Speaker 2: and I'm like, well, I think I'm starting to show
- 0:20Speaker 2: with that.
- 0:21Speaker 1: Okay, all right, you know.
- 0:22Speaker 2: Our guy Bobby Bob from Okemont Yeob Bobby Digital, Bob
- 0:27Speaker 2: Bob Digit Okay, yeah.
- 0:29Speaker 3: Hey, yeah, Bobby DIGI checking in.
- 0:34Speaker 4: Bob Digital from might just hit a lick on.
- 0:37Speaker 1: A con Mna, just hit a lick on a can
- 0:42Speaker 1: on a ki again.
- 0:44Speaker 2: We all know that the Pirates, when they, you know,
- 0:46Speaker 2: make a good play, get a hit, it's raising the cone, hoisting.
- 0:50Speaker 1: The Oh my godess all right, what was that? Have
- 1:00Speaker 1: a sip? Have a sip refresh? Wow?
- 1:04Speaker 2: Wrong pipe? Got me there? All right, get back to
- 1:06Speaker 2: Bobby Digital.
- 1:08Speaker 1: But like there was four around this dumpster.
- 1:11Speaker 2: Okay, four traffic cones around the dumpster. Hey, Bobby Digit,
- 1:16Speaker 2: moving that right, and it was on the one was
- 1:20Speaker 2: on one like speaking of me.
- 1:23Speaker 1: It said, speak to me, baby, take me. I don't
- 1:26Speaker 1: know if the cone cones. We're talking. I don't know
- 1:29Speaker 1: if the cone said that.
- 1:31Speaker 2: Speak to me, baby, take me, take me out, Bobby digit,
- 1:34Speaker 2: I don't know about that. It may or.
- 1:37Speaker 1: May not be with me.
- 1:39Speaker 5: You ain't.
- 1:40Speaker 1: It was so cuzy, all right. I thought we were
- 1:47Speaker 1: done with stealing traffic.
- 1:48Speaker 2: Don't we all have our own tone by now for
- 1:50Speaker 2: the Pirate season.
- 1:51Speaker 1: It was speaking to him.
- 1:53Speaker 2: There was speaking me baby, take me, baby, take me kiss.
- 2:04Speaker 2: I gotta say thank you to our friend. Dallas tagged
- 2:07Speaker 2: us on Facebook. There was a post on Katie K's
- 2:12Speaker 2: Facebook page, fifteen year old catches record breaking golden rainbow
- 2:19Speaker 2: trout in West Virginia. Oh boy, oh boy, he's right,
- 2:23Speaker 2: Oh boy, we know how we handle things like this, right, Bob,
- 2:27Speaker 2: all the Facebook fishermen are going to be out. Oh yeah,
- 2:29Speaker 2: it's Mikey Bob the Kiss Morning Free Show.
- 2:31Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 2:31Speaker 2: Dallas tagged us in this and just said, my uncle
- 2:33Speaker 2: caught a catfish the size of a.
- 2:35Speaker 1: Toyota Prius and the man river. That's exactly what we're
- 2:39Speaker 1: looking for.
- 2:40Speaker 6: Now.
- 2:40Speaker 2: That's Dallas, the listener of our show, tagging us in that,
- 2:43Speaker 2: basically saying, hey, oh it's another record fish.
- 2:48Speaker 1: Get in the comments. Whenever and this sounds so dumb.
- 2:51Speaker 1: It does. Bob.
- 2:52Speaker 2: You're a fisherman. You love fishing, you love relaxing. I
- 2:57Speaker 2: don't like touching slimy things, So I'm out right. This
- 3:00Speaker 2: fish is huge. It's big, huge. It looks like it
- 3:04Speaker 2: looks like a giant goldfish. It's huge. It's like eleven
- 3:09Speaker 2: pound twelve pound giant record breaking golden rainbow trout. But
- 3:15Speaker 2: we have done this for years on the show. Whenever
- 3:18Speaker 2: the news posts that there is a new giant record
- 3:22Speaker 2: breaking fish that was caught in Ohio, Pennsylvania, or West Virginia,
- 3:27Speaker 2: the Facebook comments are usually incredible. It's over eight hundred comments.
- 3:32Speaker 1: Listen.
- 3:32Speaker 2: There's a couple of things that will light the comments
- 3:35Speaker 2: on fire on Facebook. You know, anything political, anything medical,
- 3:39Speaker 2: will get people just arguing like morons. You throw a
- 3:42Speaker 2: record breaking fish in there, dude, everybody comes together with
- 3:47Speaker 2: fish stories.
- 3:48Speaker 1: All right. It's so dumb, but we.
- 3:51Speaker 2: Will get to the West Virginia record breaking fish Facebook
- 3:56Speaker 2: comments on the show around eight twenty five. Also, around
- 4:00Speaker 2: eight am, we continue a pair of day in May.
- 4:03Speaker 2: Yesterday on the station, we were giving away Morgan wall
- 4:05Speaker 2: and tickets. Listen around eight am find out what ticket
- 4:08Speaker 2: you can win on the station today. It's Mikey and
- 4:10Speaker 2: Bob Basics Heads.
- 4:12Speaker 1: The Mikey and Bob Podcast.
- 4:15Speaker 2: Hey there you got a big deck. Hey there, you
- 4:19Speaker 2: got a small deck. Hey there you got an old deck,
- 4:22Speaker 2: crappy deck. It's Mike and Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 4:26Speaker 2: We want to get you a brand new deck with
- 4:27Speaker 2: our friends schlide deck and fence up to ten thousand dollars,
- 4:31Speaker 2: and then Me and Bob will come out and have a.
- 4:33Speaker 1: Little deck party.
- 4:34Speaker 2: It's our slide deck and fence deck deck party. All
- 4:38Speaker 2: you need to do is send us a talkback message
- 4:40Speaker 2: and let us know why you deserve a brand new
- 4:43Speaker 2: deck and why want to have Me and Bob come
- 4:45Speaker 2: over for a couple hours and party on your new deck.
- 4:48Speaker 2: Send it through the free iHeartRadio app.
- 4:49Speaker 7: I would like to have a new deck on my
- 4:51Speaker 7: house to share with family and friends, have an oasis,
- 4:55Speaker 7: make it our small to enjoy each other's company, to relax, huh,
- 5:01Speaker 7: and have good old fashion togetherness.
- 5:04Speaker 2: Oh geez, death, thank you bath. What's good old fashion togetherness?
- 5:11Speaker 2: I feel like I don't want good old fashioned togetherness.
- 5:15Speaker 2: I feel like I'm good with the togetherness I have
- 5:17Speaker 2: right now? What is good old fans?
- 5:19Speaker 1: I don't know, Beth.
- 5:20Speaker 2: You need to let us know what's your definition of
- 5:23Speaker 2: good old fashion togetherness. It seem like we don't have
- 5:27Speaker 2: it today, and she wants a new deck so she
- 5:29Speaker 2: can have that.
- 5:30Speaker 1: What's about to go on out there?
- 5:31Speaker 2: Beth? I know together in it? The old fashioned together?
- 5:34Speaker 2: All right, let's get to another one.
- 5:35Speaker 8: I'm Mikey and Bob. This is Dana Ka from South
- 5:38Speaker 8: Park calling in for the Shyly decking contest. Got a
- 5:42Speaker 8: swimming pool two years ago. Haven't been able to afford
- 5:46Speaker 8: to deck. Hopefully, if I win the contest, I would
- 5:50Speaker 8: love for Bob to be the first one to do
- 5:53Speaker 8: a cannonball. You guys are awesome. Been listening to Youstin's
- 5:56Speaker 8: cake in the breakroom and hot mom check in.
- 5:58Speaker 2: Whoa, she's an og. She threw the credentials out how
- 6:02Speaker 2: long she's been listening to the show. There At the end,
- 6:04Speaker 2: she says, Bob more than welcome to be the first cannonball.
- 6:07Speaker 1: In the pool.
- 6:08Speaker 2: Wow, dude, Hey, we didn't think about that. A deck
- 6:12Speaker 2: party could turn into a pool party. Real fat, I'm
- 6:15Speaker 2: as steal chreo'connor's move. Why has Mayor Chore O'Connor jumped
- 6:21Speaker 2: in random bodies of water multiple times whenever they opened
- 6:25Speaker 2: a pool or something plunge? Yeah, and then they opened
- 6:29Speaker 2: the indoor pool ruh on the east side of the city.
- 6:31Speaker 1: I think it was.
- 6:32Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like he jumped in that wide He pulled
- 6:35Speaker 2: off a cannon ball there.
- 6:36Speaker 1: Too, didn't he almost jump in the fountain two?
- 6:38Speaker 2: Yeah, fully clothed at all times too. All right, Well, hey,
- 6:42Speaker 2: maybe we bring the mayor along for our deck dot
- 6:45Speaker 2: deck party.
- 6:46Speaker 1: If somebody wins with possible, it's possible.
- 6:48Speaker 2: Hey, guess who we brought wet Mayor's with us too,
- 6:52Speaker 2: loves just jumping in water. He's just here for the
- 6:55Speaker 2: pool though. H. There are some changes coming to Market Square.
- 6:59Speaker 2: We will get that coming up around six forty. Also
- 7:03Speaker 2: a paaraday in May we will tell you what concert
- 7:05Speaker 2: ticket you can win on the station today around eight
- 7:07Speaker 2: am and a fifteen year old caught a record breaking
- 7:10Speaker 2: fish in West Virginia. We're gonna read the Facebook comments
- 7:13Speaker 2: about it. Around eight twenty five. It's Mikey and Bob Cass.
- 7:18Speaker 1: I'm Mikey here, bum I'm not great last night.
- 7:26Speaker 2: I no, you probably didn't stay up to watch the
- 7:27Speaker 2: Buccos there in Arizona. It's like nine to forty start time.
- 7:31Speaker 2: Good thing it didn't watch. Pirates lost nine to nothing
- 7:35Speaker 2: ninety again tonight. Paul Skin's pitching for the Buckos out
- 7:38Speaker 2: in Arizona. Pirates are in last place in the NL Central.
- 7:42Speaker 1: Sounds horrible.
- 7:43Speaker 2: Boy, we have a winning record, we're only five games back,
- 7:46Speaker 2: but it just sucks that if we feel like we're
- 7:48Speaker 2: having a good season but we're still in last place. Somehow,
- 7:52Speaker 2: it's mikey Abob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
- 7:55Speaker 2: Freak Show. Some odd changes coming to Market Square. A
- 7:59Speaker 2: new operational policy in Market Square says that anybody under
- 8:05Speaker 2: eighteen must be accompanied by an adult over the age
- 8:08Speaker 2: of twenty one from three pm to midnight Thursday through Sunday.
- 8:13Speaker 1: So they're kicking all the kids out.
- 8:14Speaker 2: They're basically trying and figure out how to make Market
- 8:16Speaker 2: Square safer, and yes, kicking all the kids out that
- 8:20Speaker 2: are just you know, giant group of teens hanging out
- 8:23Speaker 2: Market Square in downtown nothing to do, and you know,
- 8:27Speaker 2: private security personnel will be positioned at the six intersections
- 8:31Speaker 2: surrounding the Square.
- 8:33Speaker 1: Nothing says come on in friendly like private security.
- 8:38Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll be working with Pittsburgh police officers and youth
- 8:41Speaker 2: outreach partners. No timetable for how long the curfew is
- 8:46Speaker 2: going to stay in place. It is temporary though, so
- 8:49Speaker 2: they're just gonna see how this works out while they
- 8:52Speaker 2: figure out some long term solutions. But yeah, they want
- 8:54Speaker 2: to stop the giant groups of kids taking over Market Square,
- 8:58Speaker 2: so especially now they invested whatever tens of millions of
- 9:02Speaker 2: dollars in that. Well yeah, now that for the NFL draft,
- 9:06Speaker 2: it's like, wait a minute, hold on here, we gotta
- 9:10Speaker 2: make Market Square nice, right. Uh So, yeah, that policy
- 9:14Speaker 2: is in place now and it's supposed to only be temporary.
- 9:18Speaker 2: We'll see how that all works out. Speaking of Market Square, though,
- 9:22Speaker 2: skate the Square. You hear about this, This is a
- 9:24Speaker 2: good idea. You know, we love when it's winter time
- 9:28Speaker 2: and there's the ice skating, you know, don Market Square
- 9:31Speaker 2: PPG point place place.
- 9:35Speaker 1: I saw a picture of the skating rink though, the
- 9:37Speaker 1: mock up of it.
- 9:38Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks awesome. It's not ice skating, it's roller
- 9:41Speaker 2: Skating's roller skating. Okay, they're throwing a roller rink up
- 9:44Speaker 2: in the middle of the market square. Uh, this opens
- 9:47Speaker 2: tomorrow and then they're kicking all the kids out. Though
- 9:49Speaker 2: the kids are out, the roller skaters are in this. Okay,
- 9:54Speaker 2: but here's I'm gonna throw the flag on this on Okay,
- 9:58Speaker 2: there's gonna be a bar.
- 10:00Speaker 1: I mean, do we need people drunk on wheels ever?
- 10:04Speaker 1: Drinking well skating? I just don't know if that's a
- 10:07Speaker 1: good idea. I think putting humans on wheels we have
- 10:10Speaker 1: enough trouble. Yeah. Yeah, adults on wheels tend to have
- 10:14Speaker 1: a bar that's gonna be serving beer.
- 10:16Speaker 2: And cocktails, especially since when's the last time you roller
- 10:19Speaker 2: skating You're eight years old? Like, yeah, okay, yeah, get
- 10:22Speaker 2: out there and have a couple of beers. There's a
- 10:25Speaker 2: couple of beers on skates. This could be magical people
- 10:28Speaker 2: watching if nothing else. Honestly, it's it's just gonna be. Yeah,
- 10:32Speaker 2: it's a good point to get yourself a drink and
- 10:34Speaker 2: watch people bust their ass down at market Square.
- 10:36Speaker 1: With no no teens around either.
- 10:39Speaker 2: We fixed the problem that private security could be the
- 10:42Speaker 2: crazy Italian guy on skates too.
- 10:45Speaker 9: Wow.
- 10:45Speaker 2: Yeah, watt Lawn a market square. He's very familiar with
- 10:50Speaker 2: that hat the crazy Italian guy who's friend of the show.
- 10:53Speaker 1: Yeah, watch out down there.
- 10:55Speaker 2: Just don't know if it's a good idea to get
- 10:56Speaker 2: people drunk and put them on on roller skates.
- 10:59Speaker 1: Seems like like a recipe for magic.
- 11:02Speaker 2: Well. Viral video, yeah, viral video. Yeah, all right, we'll
- 11:05Speaker 2: do today in free show history. Coming up next here
- 11:08Speaker 2: on the show, also a pair of day in May.
- 11:10Speaker 2: We'll tell you what concert tickets you can win today
- 11:12Speaker 2: on the station around eight am, and your chance at
- 11:15Speaker 2: one thousand dollars. We try to pay your bills this
- 11:17Speaker 2: morning around nine ten It's Mikey and Bob find out
- 11:21Speaker 2: what concert tickets you can win today. Here on ninety
- 11:23Speaker 2: six to one Kiss yesterday we were giving away Morgan
- 11:26Speaker 2: Walling tickets. It'll be a different show, a different artist today.
- 11:29Speaker 2: We'll announce it around eight am. Doing this every day
- 11:32Speaker 2: in May. Here on ninety six to one Kiss Yesterday
- 11:36Speaker 2: on the show, Bob, we were talking about the uh,
- 11:38Speaker 2: the different shapes of chicken nuggets. I believe because we
- 11:41Speaker 2: were power ranking your favorite dinosaurs and you said dino nuggets. Yeah, yeah,
- 11:46Speaker 2: it was your favorite all time dinosaur. I was just
- 11:49Speaker 2: I'm weirded out by nuggets that come in shape. So
- 11:52Speaker 2: let's get to this.
- 11:53Speaker 10: You plays mashed potato rabbioli.
- 11:55Speaker 2: Lady here, So we've been talking about chicken nuggets and
- 11:59Speaker 2: a sheep chicken nuggets.
- 12:01Speaker 1: I agree with you, Mikey Weird.
- 12:03Speaker 11: I don't know.
- 12:04Speaker 2: It seems like a extra coating or something.
- 12:08Speaker 12: For the shape just doesn't seem right, just doesn't taste right.
- 12:11Speaker 2: But what I want to know is, what do you
- 12:13Speaker 2: guys think about shaped macaroni and cheese? No, no, see,
- 12:18Speaker 2: I don't like shape macaroni and cheese either. Like if
- 12:22Speaker 2: there's like SpongeBob macaroni and cheese or something like that.
- 12:25Speaker 1: You've never hammered down a box? I mean I have,
- 12:29Speaker 1: I have, but I don't know.
- 12:31Speaker 2: There's something when you turn it into a shape, it tastes,
- 12:35Speaker 2: It changes the taste of it. I can't explain it,
- 12:38Speaker 2: but Dino nuggets taste different than regular nuggets. SpongeBob mac
- 12:42Speaker 2: and cheese tastes different from regular mac and cheese, which
- 12:46Speaker 2: tastes different from bluey mac and cheese. It's a whole thing.
- 12:50Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's bad, it's just a little different.
- 12:53Speaker 2: I'm not sure what it is. It is right around
- 12:56Speaker 2: seven o'clock time for today in Freak Show history. This
- 12:58Speaker 2: is where we take you back to a moment in
- 12:59Speaker 2: the show that sort of made us laugh, made a smile,
- 13:02Speaker 2: and when there's naked people and it's always making us
- 13:05Speaker 2: laugh and making us smile.
- 13:07Speaker 1: We go down to West Virginia for this one.
- 13:09Speaker 9: Here we go today today.
- 13:21Speaker 2: Alright, so West Virginia we go here for this naked story.
- 13:24Speaker 2: A Morgantone man is in custody after police say that
- 13:27Speaker 2: he ran away from them while naked. According to the
- 13:31Speaker 2: criminal complaint, authorities were driving on Dent Run Road in
- 13:35Speaker 2: Morgantown around nine thirty in the morning and saw a
- 13:39Speaker 2: man naked in a creek, all right, lading in their boss.
- 13:44Speaker 1: Really living up to that West Virginia wild and wonderful time.
- 13:47Speaker 12: That's not what that means, No, that's a that's see
- 13:53Speaker 12: the wild and wonderful look over on the side of
- 13:55Speaker 12: the road, just the naked.
- 13:56Speaker 1: Guy in the creek. So damn they are right.
- 13:58Speaker 2: Hell yeah, I don't know if he's wonderful, but that
- 14:01Speaker 2: definitely wild over there.
- 14:02Speaker 1: They got in the creek right over there. We just
- 14:04Speaker 1: got we just got in the.
- 14:05Speaker 2: Mortgage and think that's part of the tourism commercials in
- 14:09Speaker 2: West Virginia, Wild and wonderful. I think it's more of
- 14:12Speaker 2: the scenic beauty.
- 14:14Speaker 1: Wild and wonderful. Don't look too close in that beauty.
- 14:18Speaker 1: Don't look into that nature too close. Don't zoom in
- 14:21Speaker 1: on the creek. There's guy. They're naked.
- 14:24Speaker 2: Police say that they stopped, but when they approached the
- 14:28Speaker 2: naked man in the creek, he ran out of the
- 14:31Speaker 2: creek on foot and threw a wooded area and tried
- 14:33Speaker 2: to hide behind a tree. Man, you just know they're
- 14:36Speaker 2: gonna bring the dogs out. If they can't find you,
- 14:38Speaker 2: they're gonna find you right West Virginia, Hide and go seek,
- 14:41Speaker 2: I mean, come on, hiding behind a tree too? Can
- 14:44Speaker 2: you imagine the police officers, Hey, where the naked guy
- 14:47Speaker 2: in the creek go? Where nake creek go? Look over
- 14:51Speaker 2: there by a tree, just like some weird sticking out
- 14:54Speaker 2: behind that tree. It's like a weird colored branch, so
- 15:02Speaker 2: fleshy color. It's a fleshy colored branch sticking out there.
- 15:08Speaker 1: What is that the sticky what is that over there?
- 15:15Speaker 2: Deputies then arrived with canine unit to help find the
- 15:17Speaker 2: naked man. Didn't take long before the thirty three year
- 15:19Speaker 2: old man was arrested for indecent exposure. It is a
- 15:22Speaker 2: naked person making the show once again.
- 15:26Speaker 1: What the hell is.
- 15:28Speaker 2: This tity with Mikey in batll Olivia Rodrigo fans, they
- 15:33Speaker 2: had a rough time yesterday trying to get tickets. There
- 15:35Speaker 2: was an American Express card presale for the unraveled tour,
- 15:40Speaker 2: which you know, we get to stop here in Pittsburgh.
- 15:42Speaker 2: The American Express presale goes until ten pm tonight. But
- 15:46Speaker 2: the price is two hundred for the worst tickets, eight
- 15:49Speaker 2: hundred for the floor. The prices, the fees out of control.
- 15:56Speaker 1: Let's get to our guy Argent here. He posted on TikTok.
- 15:59Speaker 5: One ticket was one ninety dollars. Why were the service
- 16:02Speaker 5: fees almost the same price?
- 16:04Speaker 1: That is insane? That is actually insane.
- 16:07Speaker 5: Like I understand a fifty dollars service you about one
- 16:09Speaker 5: twenty nine either way, miss Olivia. I cannot wait to
- 16:11Speaker 5: see you in Pittsburgh.
- 16:13Speaker 2: Okay, wait, hold on, Like one hundred ninety dollars ticket
- 16:15Speaker 2: there was one hundred and twenty dollars service fee.
- 16:17Speaker 1: What are we doing wild? How how are we letting
- 16:20Speaker 1: this happen live? Nation ticket Master all of it.
- 16:25Speaker 2: The Live Nation CEO Michro Ropino has discussed rising costs
- 16:29Speaker 2: of concert tickets and just basically said they're still underpriced.
- 16:34Speaker 2: Oh bro, I mean he gave everybody we should always
- 16:38Speaker 2: should be charging more. Do we have one good CEO
- 16:41Speaker 2: in the entire country or are they all just greedy
- 16:44Speaker 2: and awful human like guys.
- 16:45Speaker 1: They're getting this for cheap, we should be charging more. Yeah.
- 16:49Speaker 2: People were complaining that ticket prices were changing in real
- 16:52Speaker 2: time based on ticket Master's dynamic pricing. Again, we're the
- 16:57Speaker 2: only country that deals with this stuff.
- 16:59Speaker 1: Man hasn't figured it out.
- 17:01Speaker 2: We love, we love fees on tickets and school shootings. Man,
- 17:05Speaker 2: we are We're the country for that, like problems that
- 17:08Speaker 2: we can solve board just like I don't know, I
- 17:11Speaker 2: want to take your kid for a night out, You're
- 17:13Speaker 2: you're six hundred dollars in before you even stepping the door,
- 17:16Speaker 2: seven hundred dollars.
- 17:17Speaker 1: In parking concessions, all of it. Just I yeah.
- 17:20Speaker 2: So Olivia Rodrigo tickets, they go on sale general public
- 17:25Speaker 2: tomorrow at noon.
- 17:26Speaker 1: Good luck.
- 17:27Speaker 9: Uh.
- 17:27Speaker 1: The NHL lottery was last night.
- 17:31Speaker 2: The Penn State star who's supposed to be like the
- 17:33Speaker 2: next guy, Gavin McKenna. Somehow, the Toronto Maple Leafs won
- 17:39Speaker 2: the NHL draft lottery and they're going to draft the
- 17:41Speaker 2: guy who's going to be the next guy.
- 17:43Speaker 1: We're sending him in Canada.
- 17:45Speaker 2: I feel like every three years we get a guy
- 17:47Speaker 2: that's supposed to be the guy, and sometimes they are
- 17:50Speaker 2: the guy. The NHL tried sending Connor McDavid Canada. That
- 17:53Speaker 2: didn't work, So let's give Toronto one. A lot of
- 17:57Speaker 2: people are saying it's a little rigged, But as Penguins
- 18:00Speaker 2: fan who has benefited from.
- 18:01Speaker 1: Those number one pick balls before, I'm gonna say go ahead.
- 18:05Speaker 2: Let the kid go to Canada. All right, Paraday in May.
- 18:08Speaker 2: We'll tell you what concert tickets you can win. Coming
- 18:11Speaker 2: up today around eight am, and a fifteen year old
- 18:14Speaker 2: is called a record breaking golden rainbow trout in West Virginia.
- 18:17Speaker 2: Who cares, right, Well, we're gonna read the Facebook comments
- 18:20Speaker 2: around eight twenty five.
- 18:20Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob kiss.
- 18:25Speaker 2: Well, rainy out there this morning, and it's gonna be
- 18:27Speaker 2: cooler than it was yesterday. His just in the upper
- 18:30Speaker 2: fifties with some scattered showers moving out of the area.
- 18:33Speaker 2: Later this morning. In this afternoon, it's Mikeyobob Kiss Morning
- 18:36Speaker 2: free Schell. Let's get to a talkback message here, send
- 18:38Speaker 2: them through the free iHeartRadio app. Brought to us by
- 18:40Speaker 2: One Team Media.
- 18:42Speaker 13: Hey, Mikey and Bob Doug formbi in DC.
- 18:44Speaker 1: Hey, you guys, get a moment your day.
- 18:45Speaker 13: You need to search on YouTube incredible Natural World Wonders.
- 18:51Speaker 13: It's a new documentary by David Attenborough.
- 18:55Speaker 2: You know, eh, Attenborough's the man when it comes in
- 18:58Speaker 2: nature documentaries.
- 18:59Speaker 1: You want to go in Attenborough.
- 19:01Speaker 2: If you don't got Atinborough, you basically you better have
- 19:04Speaker 2: like Morgan Freeman or something. If you don't have Attenborough,
- 19:07Speaker 2: you better have.
- 19:08Speaker 1: God great voice.
- 19:10Speaker 13: But the beginning of it, there's this frog fish.
- 19:14Speaker 1: Thing, frog fish thing fish all right, and really.
- 19:19Speaker 13: The bottom of the sea is an alien wasteland and
- 19:23Speaker 13: it's incredible.
- 19:24Speaker 2: Yeah, there's nothing scarier than the deep ocean. Ocean, right,
- 19:28Speaker 2: I'd rather just go into space than the deep ocean.
- 19:31Speaker 2: I'd rather go up than down. You don't want to
- 19:33Speaker 2: go to Botto the ocean sea was down there.
- 19:35Speaker 13: Also, if you happen to live in a southern wreck
- 19:39Speaker 13: in the South Seas of Japan, yeah, I don't.
- 19:42Speaker 2: Doug. Neither does Bob, and I don't think one person
- 19:45Speaker 2: listening lives in the South Seas. This reminds me of
- 19:49Speaker 2: after you watched the dinosaur documentary and just wanted to
- 19:52Speaker 2: tell everybody about dinosaurs.
- 19:54Speaker 1: That's what happens there, Just.
- 19:55Speaker 12: Like, yeah, if you happen to live in the South
- 19:57Speaker 12: Seas Japan, that's what find out what's going on.
- 20:02Speaker 13: And it's sixteen degrees celsius.
- 20:04Speaker 2: Okay, its South season Japan, sixteen degrees selsy case, Doug.
- 20:09Speaker 13: It's mainting to this fish are getting it on.
- 20:13Speaker 1: It was all build up the horny fish. But there
- 20:16Speaker 1: was one scene where this one animal, Oh.
- 20:19Speaker 2: I guess, okay, this is a guy that has watched
- 20:22Speaker 2: a documentary and just wants to tell everybody.
- 20:26Speaker 1: Was doing wild things.
- 20:28Speaker 13: And then it just looked right at the camera and
- 20:29Speaker 13: it just goes have birthday bout.
- 20:33Speaker 1: It's not fish? Did dude, Doug fish, I'm about the.
- 20:41Speaker 14: Wild looked at the cam and said, man, Now, I
- 20:44Speaker 14: wonder if Doug even watched the documentary or if that
- 20:47Speaker 14: was just a build up so he could get his
- 20:48Speaker 14: happy birthday Bob joke off, which again, Bob's birthdays New
- 20:51Speaker 14: year's day.
- 20:52Speaker 1: It's not today. I didn't even know the fish knew
- 20:54Speaker 1: about my birthday.
- 20:55Speaker 2: And the Deep Ocean, Bob, this reminds me of a
- 20:59Speaker 2: game that I think we need need to play now
- 21:01Speaker 2: that we're talking about the deep Ocean. In the Deep
- 21:04Speaker 2: Sea coming up next on the show. By the way,
- 21:07Speaker 2: if you don't know the backstory, I am a big
- 21:09Speaker 2: Pokemon guy. Love Pokemon, play Pokemon games on my phone.
- 21:13Speaker 2: I don't collect the cards, but I understand it.
- 21:16Speaker 1: I get it.
- 21:16Speaker 2: I watch all the movies, the shows, all that love Pokemon.
- 21:20Speaker 2: Coming up next on the show. Thank you Doug in
- 21:23Speaker 2: formerly in DC for bringing this up. We are gonna play.
- 21:26Speaker 2: Bob doesn't really know a lot of Pokemon, no Pokemon
- 21:30Speaker 2: or deep sea creature. I would say maybe a night
- 21:37Speaker 2: out at the Olivia Rodrigo show for two people where
- 21:41Speaker 2: we're talking about tickets, parking, food, all that. Yeah, maybe
- 21:48Speaker 2: you come in under one thousand dollars. You can probably
- 21:51Speaker 2: make that work. Right, it's probably closed, honestly, Okay, your
- 21:55Speaker 2: chance to win one thousand dollars thirteen times a day
- 21:58Speaker 2: here on ninety six to one kiss during the week,
- 22:01Speaker 2: we will give you a chance to win a thousand dollars,
- 22:04Speaker 2: pay your bills or just a par of.
- 22:06Speaker 1: Ticke you still live here, ron Rego. Basically, you might
- 22:08Speaker 1: be able to get those for one thousand dollars.
- 22:10Speaker 2: Because they've been selling. That's coming up around nine to
- 22:14Speaker 2: ten here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It is
- 22:16Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob. We just got a message from our
- 22:19Speaker 2: guy Doug formerly in DC. He was watching some deep
- 22:22Speaker 2: ocean documentary and it's just you know how we get
- 22:25Speaker 2: when we watch documentaries. Now we're an expert on everything.
- 22:28Speaker 2: We gotta share it with people. But it's time to
- 22:30Speaker 2: play a fun little game here, because there's a lot
- 22:32Speaker 2: of scary things down in the deep sea, down in
- 22:34Speaker 2: the deep ocean, things that we don't even know about,
- 22:36Speaker 2: things that we've seen where you're just like.
- 22:39Speaker 1: Ah, I think we got aliens down there. I don't
- 22:40Speaker 1: even know what that thing is. Things are weird names.
- 22:43Speaker 1: Uh yeah.
- 22:44Speaker 2: And also I'm a big fan of Pokemon, Bob not
- 22:47Speaker 2: so much. So it's time to play Pokemon or deep
- 22:51Speaker 2: sea creature. Fang tooth, fang tooth, fang tooth. That's a
- 22:56Speaker 2: Pokemon No, no, no, there's saying tooth down in the
- 23:00Speaker 2: deep sea. Fang tooth is waiting for you. I was
- 23:02Speaker 2: so confident you were. Yeah, you would think I would
- 23:05Speaker 2: start it with a Pokemon, right, that's a good one
- 23:07Speaker 2: to start with. Fang tooth got you?
- 23:09Speaker 1: All right? Zooplankton? What is it? Zooplankton? Deep sea? Set
- 23:16Speaker 1: me off?
- 23:17Speaker 2: Dragon fish, dragonfish Pokemon or deep sea creature deep sea.
- 23:24Speaker 1: Sea creature? All right? Phoebus Pokemon or deep sea creature
- 23:28Speaker 1: phoebus Pokemon right now?
- 23:33Speaker 2: Uh floats floats so Pokemon or deep sea creature Pokemon.
- 23:38Speaker 1: You are ruining this game right now. Yo, you've been
- 23:42Speaker 1: playing Pokemon. You've been playing pokemo all right.
- 23:45Speaker 2: Barrel eye Pokemon, deep sea creature, barrel eye, barrel Pokemon.
- 23:51Speaker 1: No, that's deep sea.
- 23:52Speaker 2: That's deep sea hatchet fish Pokemon or deep sea creature.
- 23:57Speaker 1: Hatchet fish fish gives a website deep sea?
- 23:59Speaker 2: Okay, sea creature, Yeah you got that one. Okay, Kingler
- 24:03Speaker 2: Kingler deep sea.
- 24:05Speaker 1: No, that's a that's gonna be a Pokemon.
- 24:07Speaker 2: Yeah, that's Kingler's a big orange crab, big orange crab,
- 24:10Speaker 2: king Dra double king ja Here, what's it gonna be?
- 24:14Speaker 2: King Dra Pokemon or deep sea creature? Than ra deep sea?
- 24:17Speaker 2: That's Pokemon. Glass squid, glass squid Pokemon. Deep sea's deep?
- 24:25Speaker 2: That is deep s Yeah, we got a glass squid
- 24:28Speaker 2: down there. Sharpedo, Sharpedo, that's a sharp Sharpedo.
- 24:33Speaker 1: Is that a Pokemon? Or is that down there? Is
- 24:35Speaker 1: that down in deep It might be down there? You
- 24:38Speaker 1: think Sharpedo? You're going deep sea? Yeah, deep sea? That's Pokemon. Yeah, Pokemon.
- 24:44Speaker 1: You don't know. Sharpedo ain't down there.
- 24:46Speaker 2: Coffin fish Pokemon or deep sea creature coffin fish. Pokemon
- 24:49Speaker 2: will go coffin fish. No, no, no, that's deep sea.
- 24:53Speaker 2: Falling apart with this game. If you're deep enough to
- 24:57Speaker 2: get the coffin fish, shut it down, you're in the
- 24:59Speaker 2: car off and it's over.
- 25:00Speaker 1: It's a rap. I'm defeated at this one.
- 25:02Speaker 2: I have no clue which one Pokemon or deep sea creature.
- 25:06Speaker 2: It's a tough game. Love disc loves. Is that a
- 25:10Speaker 2: Pokemon is at a deep sea creature? Oh?
- 25:12Speaker 1: Man, that's something that happens in the deep sea, loves. No,
- 25:16Speaker 1: that's Pokemon. That's Pokemon, Pokemon.
- 25:19Speaker 2: Pink hardshet Pokemon, hagfish, hagfish Pokemon or deep sea.
- 25:24Speaker 1: That could be like a Pokemon. That's that. No, it's
- 25:27Speaker 1: deep sea hagfish down there.
- 25:29Speaker 2: And the last one here Bob Pokemon or deep sea creature,
- 25:34Speaker 2: cock eyed squid.
- 25:39Speaker 1: Pokemon or deep sea creature. Last one this is for
- 25:43Speaker 1: maybe the name again cock eyed squid. Use it in
- 25:46Speaker 1: a sentence.
- 25:49Speaker 2: I know I shouldn't touch it, but I really want
- 25:52Speaker 2: to stroke that.
- 25:53Speaker 1: Cock eyed squid, Pokemon or deep sea.
- 25:56Speaker 2: Creature see deep sea creatures.
- 26:00Speaker 1: Snail it.
- 26:02Speaker 2: You care, dany Hey, thank you for listening to our
- 26:07Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob podcast.
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- 26:42Speaker 1: Flying down the Floor, h Flying down the Man he
- 26:47Speaker 1: cole okay, Flying to the Dominican Republic Tube. I'm fry.
- 26:54Speaker 1: I'm frying, frying. I can't even sing my song right
- 26:58Speaker 1: because I said I'm frying had to fly in. It
- 27:02Speaker 1: was all supposed to be a nice song to tell
- 27:05Speaker 1: you that the airline Breeze is announcing new flights. But
- 27:11Speaker 1: I screwed up my little song, and now I'm ashamed
- 27:13Speaker 1: of embarrassed.
- 27:14Speaker 2: Now that Spirit is gone, Breeze is step in, Breeze
- 27:17Speaker 2: is stepping up here. It's mikey Abob the Kiss Morning
- 27:19Speaker 2: Freak Show. They announced yesterday service to cant Coon and
- 27:23Speaker 2: poot Takana, both starting in January of twenty twenty seven.
- 27:27Speaker 2: Also in October, Breeze and also is gonna start the
- 27:31Speaker 2: NonStop flight to Vero Beach, Florida right now, eighty nine
- 27:35Speaker 2: dollars to get down uer Florida and one seventy nine
- 27:38Speaker 2: can't Coon and poona Conna nice.
- 27:41Speaker 1: Somebody's got to be the new Spirit.
- 27:43Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, you're right, there's a there's light open
- 27:46Speaker 2: for you, Breeze. It's gotta be an affordable airline that
- 27:50Speaker 2: everybody's gonna take.
- 27:52Speaker 1: But you're like, huh, should I? Breeze might be the
- 27:57Speaker 1: new Spirit? Go see should I?
- 27:59Speaker 2: And then look around and you're like, they're about one
- 28:01Speaker 2: hundred and fifty dollars cheap for hell? Yeah, I sure, yeah, yeah,
- 28:04Speaker 2: so uh Breeze getting yeah, go take there, go take us.
- 28:09Speaker 1: Somebody's got to be the new spirit.
- 28:10Speaker 2: Breeze. It's your time step off, all right? Uh, speaking
- 28:14Speaker 2: of going down to Florida. Always weird things happening down
- 28:16Speaker 2: in the state of Florida.
- 28:18Speaker 1: It is time for another Florida story here a week.
- 28:20Speaker 2: Yeah, it's time, but sometimes yes it happened.
- 28:29Speaker 1: It's another Florida story.
- 28:31Speaker 2: All right, Bob, I got back to back Florida stories here.
- 28:33Speaker 2: Always weird things happening down in the state of Florida.
- 28:36Speaker 1: Do you want bunny helmet or stale bread man? Yeah?
- 28:40Speaker 2: Uh, let's just go bunny first. I guess bunny helmet.
- 28:44Speaker 15: It is on top of a unique arrest on Highway
- 28:48Speaker 15: nineteen in Brooksville. H trippers arresting a biker on Sunday
- 28:51Speaker 15: wearing a bunny helmet.
- 28:53Speaker 2: Okay, now, when uh they say he's wearing a bunny helmet,
- 28:56Speaker 2: this person has put like the head of a bunny
- 28:59Speaker 2: costume and cut out the part where you could see
- 29:02Speaker 2: and basically put a bunny head over his helmet, like
- 29:05Speaker 2: a mascot bunny head over his helmet, so it looks
- 29:09Speaker 2: like there is the Florida Easter bunnies out on these streets.
- 29:13Speaker 2: Do not accept things from the Florida Easter Bunny. By
- 29:16Speaker 2: the way, I'm not talking to kids, I'm talking to adults.
- 29:19Speaker 1: Jack. Yeah, you don't want the Florida Easter bunny to
- 29:22Speaker 1: hippity hoppity hopping.
- 29:25Speaker 15: No, no driving dangerously. They also say his tag was
- 29:28Speaker 15: covered at the time.
- 29:30Speaker 1: Help, Yeah you can't. Yeah, just throw that thing off.
- 29:32Speaker 1: I can try to get away.
- 29:33Speaker 15: Troopers tell us, and they try to pull him over
- 29:34Speaker 15: in Pasco County and drove off after a brief chase
- 29:37Speaker 15: in Tornando County. Is now charged with reckless driving and
- 29:40Speaker 15: bat's hasting helmets.
- 29:41Speaker 2: Yeah, he was going one hundred and twenty miles an
- 29:43Speaker 2: hour on a boat a motorcycle wearing a bunny helmet.
- 29:45Speaker 1: They're just flapping in there, and the ears are.
- 29:48Speaker 2: Just they're basically pinned down one hundred and twenty miles
- 29:50Speaker 2: an hour and they weren't even flapping. So he gets arrested.
- 29:54Speaker 2: By the way, like, why would you break any laws
- 29:56Speaker 2: while wearing a bunny helmet? You are just going to
- 30:00Speaker 2: you know, why wouldn't you take the bunny helmet off
- 30:02Speaker 2: to try to escape? Let's get to another Florida story. Here,
- 30:06Speaker 2: a forty three year old man went to a subway right,
- 30:10Speaker 2: get a sandwich? Yeah and uh. There was a brief
- 30:14Speaker 2: verbal interaction with the customer and the subway worker. The
- 30:19Speaker 2: man was visibly upset at the hardness of the bread
- 30:22Speaker 2: used for his subway sandwich and then struck a subway
- 30:26Speaker 2: employee in the face. Oh no, yeah, police track the
- 30:30Speaker 2: guy down. He reportedly confessed to hitting the person working
- 30:35Speaker 2: at subway.
- 30:36Speaker 1: Did he hit him with the sub but was the
- 30:38Speaker 1: hard enough to use it as like a bat? Claimed?
- 30:41Speaker 1: The victim claimed.
- 30:43Speaker 2: That he was intentionally given old, stale bread and subway
- 30:48Speaker 2: headed out for him.
- 30:49Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 30:50Speaker 1: Yeah, subway had out for him.
- 30:51Speaker 2: And then he said, when he confronted the worker about
- 30:54Speaker 2: the hard, stale bread, just smacked him with the meat.
- 30:56Speaker 1: The uh smacked him with his meat.
- 30:58Speaker 2: The subway worker started laughing. And then you know, subway working,
- 31:02Speaker 2: and they ain't got nothing to lose. Now, what do
- 31:04Speaker 2: you do? Do you think they care? You think they care? Yeah,
- 31:07Speaker 2: they can't care, getting their face about it, so then the.
- 31:12Speaker 1: Person's just laughing. Okay, hardbread, all right, dude, just get
- 31:15Speaker 1: out of here.
- 31:15Speaker 2: And then the guy punched him and he now faces
- 31:18Speaker 2: charges for battery. It is Florida making the show once again.
- 31:24Speaker 2: Coming up around eight twenty five. Here on the Kiss
- 31:26Speaker 2: Morning Freak Show, a fifteen year old caught a record
- 31:29Speaker 2: breaking golden rainbow trout in West Virginia. We are going
- 31:33Speaker 2: to read the local news West Virginia. Facebook comments coming
- 31:37Speaker 2: up around eight twenty five. If you've been listening to
- 31:39Speaker 2: the show long enough, you always know when there's a
- 31:43Speaker 2: record fish caught around here. The Facebook comments always delivered.
- 31:47Speaker 2: It's Mikey Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
- 31:50Speaker 2: Freak Show. There's a lot of bad stuff going on
- 31:52Speaker 2: in the world, and sometimes you just want to hear
- 31:55Speaker 2: someone say something nice. Whether it's about you or something else.
- 32:00Speaker 2: It is time for say something nice. Here, man, say
- 32:06Speaker 2: something nice, say something nicely. Blind. Okay, hold on, I'm
- 32:12Speaker 2: stopping you right there, because those nicknames are incredible.
- 32:17Speaker 1: How hasn't anybody given us those nicknames before? I am
- 32:20Speaker 1: legally blind.
- 32:21Speaker 2: Yes, if you don't know, if you're a newer listener
- 32:24Speaker 2: to the show, if you've ever met me, my name's
- 32:26Speaker 2: Mikey and I'm extremely tall to the point where you
- 32:29Speaker 2: question why I don't play basketball professionally.
- 32:31Speaker 1: I'm six foot nine.
- 32:33Speaker 2: I'm Bob, and I'm legally blind in one i was
- 32:36Speaker 2: born that way. Yeah, okay, I need to add those
- 32:39Speaker 2: to the nickname list that I.
- 32:40Speaker 16: Wanted to say something nice for this teacher appreciation week.
- 32:43Speaker 16: Oh yeah, all the teachers out there, you're doing great.
- 32:48Speaker 10: We love you.
- 32:48Speaker 16: We know that the students are getting jag off here.
- 32:52Speaker 9: Every single year.
- 32:53Speaker 2: Is that true. I think that's right. I think you kid,
- 32:56Speaker 2: the kids are getting more jag off here.
- 32:58Speaker 16: So the fact that you're sticking it out, Yeah, you've
- 33:01Speaker 16: made it this far.
- 33:02Speaker 1: School's almost out. You got this.
- 33:05Speaker 11: You're the best.
- 33:05Speaker 10: You're amazing.
- 33:06Speaker 1: We love you. Thank you, teacher. Shout out to the teacher.
- 33:12Speaker 1: Let's say something nice. Say something nice. All right, six
- 33:17Speaker 1: foot nine and legally blind. Let me add that to
- 33:21Speaker 1: our list of nicknames. Here.
- 33:22Speaker 2: We have a couple of these files. Let me get
- 33:25Speaker 2: to this one.
- 33:26Speaker 1: Here.
- 33:26Speaker 2: Some of the best nicknames that you have ever come
- 33:30Speaker 2: up with for me and Bob. You're oddly shaped, weird uncles,
- 33:34Speaker 2: spooky and Dookie.
- 33:35Speaker 17: Hey, Mike's hard lemonade and Bob's burger.
- 33:38Speaker 1: Good Morning, Slim, shady and notorious. Bob only Schniky Mikey
- 33:43Speaker 1: and Corn on the Bomb Hey, Big rips and bong Hits.
- 33:46Speaker 1: Good morning, mikeah Tron and Bob Timis Prime. Hey, Mike
- 33:50Speaker 1: the Mandalorian and Bob Afitt. What's up Macho man? Mikey
- 33:53Speaker 1: and if you smoke? What the Bob is cooking? Drink
- 33:56Speaker 1: bean and sleep Potato? Hey, Wendy's large frying baconator. Hey,
- 34:00Speaker 1: what's up? Magic Mikey and blowney Sis? Hey, what's up?
- 34:03Speaker 1: Lifted and low Rider? Hey? Meet me and Beepep Hey,
- 34:07Speaker 1: smoke a bowl and broke a ball?
- 34:08Speaker 11: Hey, Wing and wing fish and pull and bobber Hey,
- 34:11Speaker 11: Vegas dome and space needle.
- 34:13Speaker 2: Hey, Garfield and shackskin milk and heavy cream?
- 34:16Speaker 18: Hey?
- 34:16Speaker 16: Ding Hello, Oh no, I got to zoo died and
- 34:20Speaker 16: oops I tooted?
- 34:21Speaker 18: What's going on?
- 34:22Speaker 1: High Tide and Low Tide? Hey, they're dingle Berry and
- 34:24Speaker 1: Big Larry. What's up mister poland Fuzzy Hole.
- 34:27Speaker 2: We'll get morning Cushion Bush six, dingle Berry and Big
- 34:32Speaker 2: Larry got me. Every time we play one of those,
- 34:34Speaker 2: there's something I hear. It's like I'm hearing it for
- 34:36Speaker 2: the first time. It was Dingleberry and Big Larry that time.
- 34:40Speaker 2: Thank you for the nice message for the teacher, say
- 34:43Speaker 2: something nice. Coming up next on the show, Boy, a
- 34:46Speaker 2: fifteen year old caught a record breaking golden rainbow trout
- 34:50Speaker 2: in West Virginia. We're gonna read the Facebook comments. Coming
- 34:52Speaker 2: up next, also your chance to win one thousand dollars
- 34:54Speaker 2: pay your bills.
- 34:55Speaker 1: Around nine ten, it's Mikey and Bob the Mikey and
- 34:59Speaker 1: Bob Like, please picture me and battle with hogis you
- 35:05Speaker 1: want me to draw what it would look like. No,
- 35:07Speaker 1: you don't have any clothes. I aware, I figured that
- 35:10Speaker 1: out in my head.
- 35:11Speaker 2: Already strategically covered your private regions with slices of ham cleans.
- 35:16Speaker 10: A Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever do
- 35:20Speaker 10: you get your podcasts?
- 35:24Speaker 2: King Panthers and Zara Lars In that state side, It's
- 35:26Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 35:28Speaker 2: Some rain and clouds this morning that moves out the
- 35:31Speaker 2: way later this morning, in this afternoon, cooler today with
- 35:34Speaker 2: hyes in the upper fifties. Somebody caught a somebody call
- 35:38Speaker 2: a big one down West Virginia. Oh Boy, fifteen year
- 35:41Speaker 2: old Hunter roar of Buchan in West Virginia caught a
- 35:45Speaker 2: state record golden rainbow trout. Trout set a record for
- 35:51Speaker 2: length and width. It is huge, twenty eight inches. I
- 35:54Speaker 2: saw the picture. It's massive, eleven point eighty four pound
- 35:58Speaker 2: golden rainbow trout from the Smokehole section of the South
- 36:03Speaker 2: branch of the Potomac River in Kendleton County. Good for
- 36:07Speaker 2: this kid, yep, good for this fifteen year old hunter.
- 36:10Speaker 1: And then we read the Facebook comments.
- 36:15Speaker 10: Oh over, deep dark place on the Internet.
- 36:19Speaker 1: Today's time it is for one kiss. Facebook comments. This
- 36:24Speaker 1: is a weird thing.
- 36:24Speaker 2: But whenever there's a record fish caught around here, the
- 36:27Speaker 2: Facebook comments light up. Always great fifteen year old hunter
- 36:32Speaker 2: from West Virginia catches a record golden rainbow trout. Bud
- 36:38Speaker 2: h here, there's been bigger caught than that. My father
- 36:42Speaker 2: caught a rainbow just under twelve and a half ponds
- 36:46Speaker 2: about twenty years ago at Middle Creek Lake.
- 36:49Speaker 1: It's hanging on my wall right now.
- 36:51Speaker 2: Okay, Bud, all right, okay, all right, Bud Stacy c
- 36:57Speaker 2: My Graham would never let us play down. By why Graham,
- 37:04Speaker 2: You're not gonna believe Why Graham don't want you by
- 37:06Speaker 2: the river.
- 37:06Speaker 1: Why not?
- 37:08Speaker 2: She said, one of her friends got swallowed up by
- 37:11Speaker 2: a fish when she was a kid.
- 37:15Speaker 1: A West Virginia moby.
- 37:17Speaker 2: Dick Graham won't let you go down by river?
- 37:26Speaker 1: Why not? She lost?
- 37:28Speaker 2: Fred swallowed up, swallowed whole by a West Virginia fish. Okay, uh,
- 37:34Speaker 2: Betty Jay here, my uncle caught one so big one
- 37:37Speaker 2: time that we ate for five weeks off that bad.
- 37:40Speaker 1: Boy, five five weeks of fish. Kevin g I used
- 37:44Speaker 1: to fish.
- 37:44Speaker 2: And them smoke coals caught bigger. We didn't have camera
- 37:48Speaker 2: phones back then. Oh Teddy a in the West Virginia
- 37:55Speaker 2: record U record golden rainbow trout. Facebook comments, congratulations young man.
- 38:02Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Teddy, hell of a catch. Nice Yeah mine
- 38:05Speaker 2: as well. Quit fishing now, bud, because it's long odds
- 38:09Speaker 2: that you're ever gonna beat this, no matter what kind
- 38:12Speaker 2: of fish you ever catch again. Well, buddy, you peaked.
- 38:15Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I hopped on Facebook to tell you peaked.
- 38:18Speaker 1: In life.
- 38:19Speaker 2: Teddy's been fishing his whole life, and he's telling you
- 38:21Speaker 2: quit wasting your time.
- 38:22Speaker 1: Dude, You've peaked right here again.
- 38:23Speaker 2: A fifteen year old caught a record golden rainbow trout
- 38:26Speaker 2: in West Virginia. We're reading the Facebook comments, Doug Sy.
- 38:29Speaker 2: Back in the nineteen seventies.
- 38:30Speaker 12: I caught one that I called old grand Dad.
- 38:34Speaker 1: Okay, thing was the size of my pops Chevy. No,
- 38:37Speaker 1: it was, it was not. It wasn't like a fe
- 38:41Speaker 1: didn't catch a Chevy size fish. Flynsey spent many nights
- 38:46Speaker 1: in the eighties smoking dope down by that river. All
- 38:50Speaker 1: right at age. Damn, dude, my wife is on here. Okay.
- 38:56Speaker 1: I had to explain to my wife, Uh huh that
- 38:59Speaker 1: my six and the Lord blessed me with opening Day
- 39:02Speaker 1: is a completely normal size. Well just.
- 39:09Speaker 2: Jim amm in the West Virginia Record Rainbow Trout Facebook comments.
- 39:14Speaker 1: I had one on the line probably twenty years back.
- 39:17Speaker 1: Oh man, that dragged me into the river.
- 39:22Speaker 2: I saw it come to the top of the water
- 39:24Speaker 2: before it snapped my line, and that thing was monster.
- 39:26Speaker 2: I've been back to a river since, gone back, but
- 39:30Speaker 2: I dragged him in the river.
- 39:31Speaker 1: Dude.
- 39:32Speaker 2: Hey, you probably heard graham story too about her friend
- 39:35Speaker 2: that got beaten by a fish swallowed up. Oh, I
- 39:37Speaker 2: got one more comment. I got a story, okay, Ronda
- 39:41Speaker 2: ce Ronda. I was waiting one day in a river
- 39:44Speaker 2: and seeing a huge trout. Okay, I cornered it, all right,
- 39:48Speaker 2: first of all, cornering a trout, that's impressive. Ronda, back
- 39:53Speaker 2: down the trot and caught it with my bare hands.
- 39:56Speaker 1: Okay.
- 39:57Speaker 2: I was so happy until a warden, oh came down
- 40:01Speaker 2: the bank and said it was illegal. He wrote me
- 40:04Speaker 2: a ticket for finger fishing.
- 40:09Speaker 1: West Virginia, finger fishing.
- 40:13Speaker 2: I did not know what was illegal to do this, Okay, Ronda,
- 40:16Speaker 2: it was thirty years ago.
- 40:17Speaker 1: In my fine one hundred and seventy five dollars.
- 40:19Speaker 2: And Bill t responds to Ronda, I'm surprised a lot other.
- 40:24Speaker 19: People haven't been fined for finger in West Virginia.
- 40:27Speaker 2: A right, everybody, all right, let me catch everybody up here.
- 40:36Speaker 2: Yesterday on the show, we were talking about dino nuggets,
- 40:40Speaker 2: and I think nuggets in the shape of things like
- 40:43Speaker 2: dinosaurs and stuff, they taste a little different than the
- 40:46Speaker 2: regular nuggets. And then we have seen that I think
- 40:52Speaker 2: it's Purdue has six seven chicken nuggets.
- 40:56Speaker 1: Like, yeah, they launched six seven nuggets. I feel like
- 41:00Speaker 1: a weight launching six seven. That's right.
- 41:02Speaker 2: Yeah, Now we're question like, okay, six seven has passed
- 41:06Speaker 2: right now with the kids, right like that's nobody's doing
- 41:09Speaker 2: six to seven anymore. And then we get this message
- 41:12Speaker 2: from wonderful teacher Jess, who listens on the free iHeartRadio
- 41:16Speaker 2: app all the way in Hawaii.
- 41:17Speaker 1: IM miking big Bob. It's just in Hawaii.
- 41:20Speaker 3: Real quickly, you're asking about six seven dying as a
- 41:23Speaker 3: middle school math teacher.
- 41:24Speaker 1: For the love of God, let it freaking die.
- 41:27Speaker 2: Wow.
- 41:28Speaker 1: I hate six seven. I'm over six seven. I can't
- 41:31Speaker 1: stand it. I swear. I can't tell if my students are.
- 41:33Speaker 2: Dumb or they just want to say it, like answer
- 41:36Speaker 2: a question, right, all right, well, height, all the teachers
- 41:39Speaker 2: out there, you guys, okay, yeah, y'all doing all right? No, no,
- 41:44Speaker 2: no number is closed.
- 41:45Speaker 1: It's may No teachers doing good right now, not one.
- 41:49Speaker 2: Summer's almost there's no teacher out there that's thriving, thinking
- 41:53Speaker 2: this is the.
- 41:54Speaker 1: Best class I've had. I can't no, no, this is.
- 41:56Speaker 2: The point where every teacher is rethinking they're life choice
- 42:01Speaker 2: and everything.
- 42:01Speaker 1: It'll be fine, it'll be fine next.
- 42:03Speaker 2: Year, but hey, it's burnout at this point. Just hey,
- 42:07Speaker 2: wrap it up and let's get this summer. Speaking of summer,
- 42:10Speaker 2: wouldn't it be nice to have me and Bob come
- 42:12Speaker 2: over your house this summer with a brand new deck
- 42:15Speaker 2: built by Sly Deck and Fence. We're doing We're doing
- 42:18Speaker 2: a Mikey and bobdeck dot deck party again. Not only
- 42:21Speaker 2: will you get a brand new deck up to ten
- 42:22Speaker 2: thousand dollars, me and Bob will come over have a
- 42:25Speaker 2: little party on your deck.
- 42:27Speaker 1: Let's get to some more entries here.
- 42:29Speaker 16: Hey, Mike and Bob, I would like to enter my
- 42:32Speaker 16: Aunt Ali into the deck contest.
- 42:35Speaker 1: Aunt Ali, Okay, she has.
- 42:38Speaker 16: A beautiful above ground pool that she loves to share
- 42:40Speaker 16: with our family, but she has no deck for it.
- 42:43Speaker 1: All right, aunt Alie's got.
- 42:44Speaker 16: A pool, so we have to get in and out
- 42:46Speaker 16: on a ladder going up and down, and it's a
- 42:49Speaker 16: little sketchy sometimes. She also owns her own cookie company
- 42:54Speaker 16: Thanks Cookies on the side, so it would make for
- 42:56Speaker 16: a very fun deck party.
- 42:57Speaker 1: Love you a bite? Have you heard your Bob Bob Birthday?
- 43:00Speaker 1: Thank you? It's birthdays New Year's Day? Are we getting
- 43:03Speaker 1: bribed with cookies? Listen? We can't be bribed. This is
- 43:07Speaker 1: not a bribeable contest. Yeah, we don't actually pick who wins.
- 43:11Speaker 2: I like how I act like some are Listen, you
- 43:13Speaker 2: can bribe me for other things, but not for this.
- 43:17Speaker 1: Not for this. Okay, Okay, so.
- 43:19Speaker 2: She's saying, listen and Allie's got cookie. Can you imagine
- 43:23Speaker 2: the cookie table that will be presented? Though, I mean
- 43:26Speaker 2: she owns a cookie company, I can't. I feel like
- 43:28Speaker 2: if she wanted deck and had us out there, she
- 43:30Speaker 2: would prepare for weeks just for our cookie arrival. Oh
- 43:35Speaker 2: my cookie fantasies, cookie fantasies. All right, let's get to
- 43:40Speaker 2: another entry here.
- 43:41Speaker 20: Morning guyscond Michael here, Hey, I don't really need a
- 43:44Speaker 20: new deck because our rent, but my parents their's is
- 43:48Speaker 20: pretty much falling apart.
- 43:49Speaker 1: Okay, trying to get a new deck for the parents.
- 43:52Speaker 1: I understand that man.
- 43:53Speaker 20: Being a big boy outing like going out on it
- 43:55Speaker 20: because I'm afraid they I'm gonna fall through it.
- 43:57Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, we don't need that, we do it. Yeah,
- 43:59Speaker 1: we don't need that. We don't need that at all.
- 44:02Speaker 1: You get worried, You get worried.
- 44:04Speaker 2: Well, you got a new deck recently. But the deck
- 44:07Speaker 2: that I did have up on the house, though it's sketchy. Man,
- 44:10Speaker 2: you step in the wrong place, it starts moving.
- 44:15Speaker 20: Bob, I'm pretty sure you would love it if they
- 44:18Speaker 20: wont because my dad loves to smoke really really good meats.
- 44:21Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, we are getting bribed. Okay, cookie bribe
- 44:26Speaker 2: comes in.
- 44:27Speaker 1: D's the meats. Now, it's smoked meats with dad.
- 44:30Speaker 20: And maybe if you head it over there early, since
- 44:32Speaker 20: you'd like to rub your own meat, you can rub
- 44:34Speaker 20: on his meat too.
- 44:36Speaker 1: All right, contest is canceled. Rub Dad's meat. Talk about
- 44:43Speaker 1: a bribe.
- 44:48Speaker 2: We know how much you like doing it at your house? Yeah, yeah,
- 44:51Speaker 2: dude preparing? Yeah that's right, right, Yeah, gotta give the
- 44:55Speaker 2: proper rub, got it, got it? Get These hands are
- 44:58Speaker 2: trained too. I might show cook meat. I might show
- 45:01Speaker 2: Dad a thing or two, or maybe he'll show.
- 45:03Speaker 1: Me man a meat off. Oh my gosh, who can
- 45:08Speaker 1: rub better? Yeah? You know you know how you win that?
- 45:12Speaker 1: You come with those black gloves.
- 45:14Speaker 2: If I ever see somebody rubbing meat with them black gloves,
- 45:17Speaker 2: pro move, dude. Those gloves mean that you know how
- 45:21Speaker 2: to rub me. You know what I'm talking about. Where
- 45:24Speaker 2: do you even get those at? Where do you get
- 45:26Speaker 2: the black gloves?
- 45:27Speaker 1: Don't get him? You earn them? Oh jesus, I've never
- 45:30Speaker 1: seen him for sale.
- 45:31Speaker 2: The Meat Rubbers Association of America sends them to you.
- 45:34Speaker 2: When you cheat, you gotta achieve a level of meat
- 45:37Speaker 2: rubbing the mr yeah gloves, Yes, oh my god. One
- 45:43Speaker 2: day I hope I can rub meat like you and
- 45:45Speaker 2: this guy's dad.
- 45:47Speaker 1: Maybe I can. If he wins a deck and we
- 45:50Speaker 1: can all, maybe we'll have a meat rubbing like class.
- 45:55Speaker 2: I don't know if this guy's allowed to win, just
- 45:57Speaker 2: because of what could happen. I'm gonna show up with.
- 46:01Speaker 1: Black gloves and everybody's getting rubbed, I mean the meat
- 46:04Speaker 1: not all right, you can enter.
- 46:07Speaker 2: Just send us a talkback message if you want to
- 46:09Speaker 2: brand a new deck sly deckon fence. Thank you, Bob's
- 46:12Speaker 2: deck dot that party. All right, we got a chance
- 46:14Speaker 2: for you to win a thousand dollars. Coming up trying
- 46:15Speaker 2: to pay your bills. Around nine ten, it's Mike and Bob.
- 46:19Speaker 1: Nix on kiss. What's distracting you right now? Bob from
- 46:25Speaker 1: the show. I'm watching Pittsburgh Dad versus squishy Toys? Are
- 46:32Speaker 1: you enjoying? Uh?
- 46:35Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I am.
- 46:39Speaker 1: He has the dumplings, he has no is the butter.
- 46:43Speaker 1: I think he has a giant banana. Oh gee, he's
- 46:45Speaker 1: got them all. Oh Man, Pittsburgh Dad's got them all.
- 46:50Speaker 2: Okay, Mikey and Bob the nainety six to one Kiss
- 46:54Speaker 2: Morning Free Show again a para day in May. You
- 46:57Speaker 2: can win tickets to see some of the biggest shows
- 47:00Speaker 2: coming soon to Pittsburgh.
- 47:01Speaker 1: Today it's Teddy Swims tickets. All you gotta do is send.
- 47:04Speaker 2: Us a talk back message and you are registered to
- 47:07Speaker 2: win some Teddy Swims tickets. Hey, well so fellows, this
- 47:10Speaker 2: is herk over and oakmahk I'm trying to win them
- 47:13Speaker 2: Teddy Swim tickets.
- 47:15Speaker 16: Hey, Mikey Bob, it's frant you here from Elizabeth and
- 47:19Speaker 16: I want to enter to win the Teddy Swims ticket.
- 47:22Speaker 10: Guy you Good morning, Mikey big Bob in ninety six
- 47:24Speaker 10: to one. This is Troy listening from Containning PA. I
- 47:27Speaker 10: would love to go see Teddy Swims. He will watch
- 47:30Speaker 10: all his videos online and you've always wanted to see him,
- 47:33Speaker 10: and now that he's coming out to Pittsburgh, that.
- 47:34Speaker 1: Would be great.
- 47:35Speaker 6: Matt from Meadowlands All right, man, and I take my
- 47:38Speaker 6: wife and if you pick me, Mikey Abob, you can
- 47:40Speaker 6: call me Teddy Wins.
- 47:42Speaker 1: Oh, Teddy Wins. Why would we call you Teddy Wins?
- 47:44Speaker 6: Bud because uh lose cone.
- 47:54Speaker 2: Settle down. Man, all right, we didn't need that. Teddy
- 47:58Speaker 2: Wintings right there, man, I'm sure. So nobody tells you
- 48:00Speaker 2: you're great, but you're not Teddy Wings.
- 48:03Speaker 1: All right. That sounded a lot better when you were
- 48:05Speaker 1: singing it into your phone.
- 48:06Speaker 2: Listen, man, he tried out for American Idol down the
- 48:09Speaker 2: Convention Center in two thousand and nine.
- 48:11Speaker 1: All right, okay, he almost made it through too. They
- 48:13Speaker 1: told me it was good. Call Teddy Wins. Teddy Wins
- 48:21Speaker 1: didn't get golden too, won't his lady?
- 48:27Speaker 4: Truello?
- 48:31Speaker 1: Whoa man? Teddy Wins Verse Squish Toys.
- 48:37Speaker 6: Matt from Meadowlands, And I'd take my wife. And if
- 48:41Speaker 6: you pick me, mikey in Bob, you can call me
- 48:43Speaker 6: Teddy Wins. Jeez, you're injured, man, you're inuse lose.
- 48:50Speaker 4: Truello.
- 48:53Speaker 2: Hey, buddy, stop singing.
- 48:57Speaker 1: You can stop singing, Teddy swing You're okay. He stops
- 49:01Speaker 1: singing it with no tattoos. Okay, very proper, Teddy Wins,
- 49:06Speaker 1: Teddy Wins there, all right.
- 49:08Speaker 2: Just keep sending your talkback messages in if you want
- 49:10Speaker 2: to win some Teddy Swims tickets today, and then we'll
- 49:12Speaker 2: have another artist tomorrow.
- 49:14Speaker 1: Paraday in May.
- 49:15Speaker 2: Find out who we're giving away tickets to tomorrow around
- 49:18Speaker 2: eight am here on the Kiss Morning Free Show, it
- 49:20Speaker 2: is Mikey and Bob. Let's get to this talkback message
- 49:22Speaker 2: brought to us by the Pavement Group.
- 49:23Speaker 1: Hey, Mikey and Bob and Simon the stuff a bus
- 49:25Speaker 1: nub rub guy.
- 49:26Speaker 2: Oh, Simon, stuff bus up rub guy. This guy who
- 49:28Speaker 2: comes out to stuff a bus every year. His name
- 49:30Speaker 2: is Simon. He is missing the tip of his pinky
- 49:33Speaker 2: so he greets Bob every year we do our charity
- 49:36Speaker 2: toy drive after Thanksgiving. He comes in the parking lot
- 49:39Speaker 2: and just starts rubbing his little pinky nub on like
- 49:44Speaker 2: Bob's necker's head.
- 49:47Speaker 1: You never forget the nub rub guy. It's a greeting. Hey,
- 49:49Speaker 1: this one's for Bob. Actually, Hey, did you delog the
- 49:53Speaker 1: backyard yet? WHOA? I hope? So you can't be logging in.
- 50:01Speaker 2: May, right, That's that's an April task if you have dogs, right.
- 50:05Speaker 1: The snow has been gone for a while.
- 50:07Speaker 2: Yeah. Once the snow melts and you feel pretty confident
- 50:10Speaker 2: in it, I think that's when the de logging.
- 50:12Speaker 1: Needs to take place. I need to get out and
- 50:14Speaker 1: do that. And now that winter's over here, winner's over. Dude,
- 50:17Speaker 1: where have you been? Buddy? You got it? Well? Those
- 50:21Speaker 1: dogs are going logs on logs.
- 50:22Speaker 2: He's missing a tip on his pinky though. Okay, maybe
- 50:25Speaker 2: maybe there's extra to it with him. Maybe he just
- 50:28Speaker 2: he doesn't pick it up as easy as we do.
- 50:30Speaker 1: It's late.
- 50:31Speaker 2: It's a late start. They'll here to pick him off.
- 50:33Speaker 2: He's missing a tip. Know what your method is. I
- 50:35Speaker 2: like to just throw in a rubber glove and take
- 50:37Speaker 2: a garbage bag and I just pick him out, throw
- 50:39Speaker 2: him in the garbage bag.
- 50:39Speaker 1: I should be really weigh it at the end. I
- 50:41Speaker 1: feel like I probably get I don't know, seventeen to
- 50:43Speaker 1: nineteen pounds or something. How about you? You done with it yet?
- 50:46Speaker 1: How big are your dog dogs? He got out there? Dinosaurs?
- 50:50Speaker 1: Or what the hell is all right? Oh? I got
- 50:52Speaker 1: twenty pounds? Listen, and you're bare handing him with a
- 50:55Speaker 1: glove on I I've never heard of this before. Yeah,
- 50:59Speaker 1: I get no shovel. Is that an easier way to
- 51:02Speaker 1: d log? Absolutely not. There's a smush factor, dude. It's
- 51:09Speaker 1: not touching your hand though. These kids think squishes are cool.
- 51:14Speaker 1: I got something. I got something out in the yard.
- 51:18Speaker 2: Get all the neighborhood kids around and put gloves on
- 51:20Speaker 2: them and let him go.
- 51:21Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Dad versus de log and dog logs. Jeez, these
- 51:28Speaker 1: kids take these natos.
- 51:30Speaker 2: These squishes, Oh you got in the back garden squishing
- 51:33Speaker 2: dog walks? Are your chance to win a thousand dollars.
- 51:37Speaker 2: Try to pay your bills. Next time a Kiss Morning
- 51:39Speaker 2: Free Show.
- 51:39Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Buff.
- 51:43Speaker 2: Your chance to win one thousand dollars in just minutes.
- 51:45Speaker 2: Here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It is Mikey
- 51:48Speaker 2: and Bob and UH. We've been getting Facebook messages from
- 51:52Speaker 2: UH from Ashley. She actually left us a talkback message
- 51:56Speaker 2: here which I'm gonna play, brought to us by UH
- 51:58Speaker 2: the Pavement Group. It's time to come together Pittsburgh to
- 52:02Speaker 2: help out her son.
- 52:03Speaker 17: Him my game, Big Bob. My name's Ashley. I've sent
- 52:06Speaker 17: you messages on Facebook. I've been trying to get you
- 52:09Speaker 17: to maybe post something on your social media's for my
- 52:13Speaker 17: son to help him win the America's Favorite Student. There's
- 52:18Speaker 17: only two days left for this round. He's in fourth
- 52:20Speaker 17: place and needs to get up to first, and I've
- 52:23Speaker 17: gone out of options. I've tried everything. If you guys
- 52:25Speaker 17: could please help boy again. It's Ashley Sheets and I've
- 52:29Speaker 17: sent you messages on Facebook.
- 52:30Speaker 1: All right.
- 52:32Speaker 2: Our message says that her son Charlie is part of
- 52:35Speaker 2: America's Favorite student competition. He's eligible eligible to win twenty
- 52:40Speaker 2: thousand dollars toward his education.
- 52:41Speaker 1: What is this like?
- 52:42Speaker 2: Through like one of the readers Digest Wow through Readers Digest,
- 52:48Speaker 2: and also gets a tour of the la Planetary Society
- 52:53Speaker 2: with Bill Nye the Science Guy.
- 52:56Speaker 1: Okay, listen, we got to send this kid to go
- 52:57Speaker 1: see Bill ny the Science Guy.
- 52:59Speaker 2: Right with ny the Science Guy, Ashley says, Charlie's nine.
- 53:03Speaker 2: He loves school. He's a huge fan of educational videos
- 53:05Speaker 2: about space.
- 53:06Speaker 9: Ah.
- 53:06Speaker 1: This my dude right here.
- 53:08Speaker 2: Man loves space me too, all right, has his own
- 53:11Speaker 2: Galaxy projector, and loves to grow up to be a
- 53:13Speaker 2: special needs teacher like the ones that have fostered his
- 53:17Speaker 2: love for science to even talks about growing up and
- 53:19Speaker 2: getting to work with his favorite teachers at Gateway. He
- 53:22Speaker 2: needs to move into first place by tomorrow.
- 53:26Speaker 1: May seven gets to hang with Bill ny the Science.
- 53:29Speaker 2: Guy says if you could repost his link, He's autistic.
- 53:32Speaker 2: He's worked so hard to get where he is. I'm
- 53:34Speaker 2: doing this alone. I never have enough to do fun
- 53:37Speaker 2: stuff with him. This would mean the world to him
- 53:40Speaker 2: because he's obsessed with space. She posts, I don't want
- 53:44Speaker 2: to be some sob story. But I tried reaching out
- 53:46Speaker 2: everywhere to every community group I could find. Please help
- 53:49Speaker 2: Pittsburgh always sports, other Pittsburghers, but I'm having a hard
- 53:52Speaker 2: time reaching anyone. All right, well, let's see if we can.
- 53:55Speaker 2: Let's see if we can do this here, nine year
- 53:57Speaker 2: old Charlie eligible to win twenty five dollars hang out
- 54:00Speaker 2: with Bill Ny the science Guy, Gateway, Autistic Love Space,
- 54:05Speaker 2: got projector We'll post the link up on our Mikey
- 54:08Speaker 2: and Bob facebook page. Go give him some votes today
- 54:11Speaker 2: and see if we can't get him to the next round.
- 54:13Speaker 1: And shot right.
- 54:16Speaker 2: We're on team Charlie now again, going to our Mikey
- 54:18Speaker 2: and Bob facebook page if you want the link to
- 54:22Speaker 2: h to vote for Charlie, and you know, spread it
- 54:24Speaker 2: around your socials too, and see if we can't get
- 54:26Speaker 2: him into the next round.
- 54:27Speaker 1: All right, here's your chance to win a thousand dollars.
- 54:29Speaker 1: Good luck.
- 54:32Speaker 2: Do you see a surprise episode of The Bear came
- 54:34Speaker 2: out yesterday, like not a not the season five that's
- 54:37Speaker 2: coming up, which is supposed to be the final season.
- 54:39Speaker 2: Every series should do. This'd be awesome. That's perfect a
- 54:42Speaker 2: surprise episode. I guess it had to do with Richie
- 54:45Speaker 2: and Mikey on a work trip in Gary, Indiana. But
- 54:48Speaker 2: season five is supposed to be the last season. That's
- 54:49Speaker 2: supposed to come out maybe next month. They haven't officially
- 54:52Speaker 2: announced that yet, but they dropped a surprise episode that's
- 54:54Speaker 2: sort of like a backstory sort of thing. The Pit
- 54:57Speaker 2: needs to do this get me through, you know, drop
- 55:00Speaker 2: a little bonus episode in there. That is a great
- 55:03Speaker 2: idea for shows that like have a long break between seasons.
- 55:06Speaker 1: Just justially, if you're on a streamer, just drop a
- 55:08Speaker 1: surprise and pop up episode for everybody.
- 55:10Speaker 2: Give us like a backstory episode or something like that,
- 55:13Speaker 2: like The Bear did yesterday.
- 55:14Speaker 1: Pretty cool.
- 55:15Speaker 2: It's mike Y' and Bob the ninety six to one
- 55:16Speaker 2: Kiss Morning Freak Show. I have a lot of hyper
- 55:19Speaker 2: fixations I think that I talk about on the show.
- 55:22Speaker 2: I like when people have hyperfixations, even if I'm not
- 55:25Speaker 2: into it. I get passionate about people that are passionate
- 55:29Speaker 2: about other things like, what would you say are some
- 55:32Speaker 2: of your hyperfixations to when we mentioned it on the show, Bob,
- 55:37Speaker 2: It's boom, That's that's my lane right there, needs.
- 55:40Speaker 4: Mustache, just fishing nipples. Okay, I'm not sexy big people,
- 55:50Speaker 4: sexy big men in general.
- 55:54Speaker 2: None of the answers I was expecting out of you.
- 55:56Speaker 2: But if you want to call those your hyperfixations, absolutely,
- 56:00Speaker 2: you've been listening to the Joy shows, Harry Guy. One
- 56:07Speaker 2: of mine is obviously if you've been listening to the
- 56:09Speaker 2: show long enough, especially this week with me the fourth
- 56:12Speaker 2: without pants. Let's get to this talkback message brought to
- 56:25Speaker 2: us by One Team Media.
- 56:26Speaker 1: One of my hyperfixation, Star Wars.
- 56:28Speaker 21: Hikey, Bobby, this is Ottom and Florida.
- 56:30Speaker 1: Yeah, my dog is attacking me. I am the wiener
- 56:35Speaker 1: dog mom of.
- 56:36Speaker 21: Vader and now Loki you remember him as Loki Beans.
- 56:40Speaker 21: I'm a big Star Wars and Marvel fan. So this
- 56:43Speaker 21: really is for you monkey.
- 56:44Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 56:44Speaker 2: Star Wars and Marvel two of my hyper fixations. You
- 56:47Speaker 2: got any more, Bob lunch ladies.
- 56:50Speaker 21: On Revenge of the Sixth, and I was calling to
- 56:55Speaker 21: tell you, well, first of all, we could have lots
- 56:58Speaker 21: of garage, talks about Marvel and stuff.
- 57:00Speaker 2: Yeah, hanging out in my garage also a hyper fixation
- 57:03Speaker 2: of mine too.
- 57:04Speaker 1: You got any more Bob ribbon dancing?
- 57:06Speaker 21: But also I was calling because the other day you
- 57:09Speaker 21: said that you don't like Vader and you said he
- 57:13Speaker 21: kills children.
- 57:14Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not. I love Star Wars.
- 57:16Speaker 2: Darth Vader is a necessary character in Star Wars, but
- 57:18Speaker 2: he's not one of my favorite characters because.
- 57:21Speaker 1: He kills kids.
- 57:22Speaker 21: With episodes four, five, and six, so we knew Darth Vader.
- 57:26Speaker 21: We did not know Anakin Vader did not do what
- 57:30Speaker 21: you accused him of doing.
- 57:31Speaker 2: Okay, well, I gotta I gotta let everybody know. Now
- 57:34Speaker 2: Anakin Skywalker grows up to be Darth Vader. Right, so
- 57:37Speaker 2: we're talking about the same person here, Just a.
- 57:39Speaker 1: What's another one of your hyperfixations, Bob, Granny's who bake in,
- 57:43Speaker 1: Grannys who smoke? Okay, so Grannies.
- 57:55Speaker 21: Only later in the two thousands did we meet Anakin
- 57:58Speaker 21: Skywalker episode one.
- 58:00Speaker 2: Okay, but by the way, whatever she's talking about with
- 58:03Speaker 2: Star Wars, it has gone off the rails of Bob's hyperfixations.
- 58:07Speaker 21: And it was episode three before he became Vader. Okay,
- 58:11Speaker 21: Vader did not execute Order sixty six.
- 58:14Speaker 2: Okay, that's when the kids get killed sixty Have you
- 58:17Speaker 2: been wrong about this Darth Vader hot take all? Well,
- 58:20Speaker 2: kind of, because Darth Vader doesn't technically kill the kids.
- 58:24Speaker 2: It's Anakin Skywalker. But Anakin Skywalker is basically turning into
- 58:28Speaker 2: Darth Vader when.
- 58:28Speaker 1: He's killing the kids. What's another one of your hyperfixation?
- 58:33Speaker 21: It was Anakin, So you don't have to be an
- 58:37Speaker 21: Anakin fan because who likes Anakin?
- 58:39Speaker 1: But you can't just say who likes Anakin? Early Clone
- 58:44Speaker 1: Wars stuff? Whaties you know, teaching Asuka to animal mating noises? Okay,
- 58:51Speaker 1: that's one of my hyperfixations too.
- 58:53Speaker 21: You should be a Vader fan because, okay, he makes
- 58:55Speaker 21: cool noises?
- 58:56Speaker 1: Oh okay, who else makes cool noises? And move and heat?
- 59:01Speaker 2: Wait a minute, that whole build up was just I
- 59:04Speaker 2: should like Darth Vader.
- 59:06Speaker 1: Because he makes cool money he does. Does Darth Vader
- 59:09Speaker 1: make cool noises? Hell yeah he does, dude. What are
- 59:12Speaker 1: Darth Vader's signature noises? Yeah?
- 59:19Speaker 2: You know, no, I mean I heard that before, But
- 59:29Speaker 2: if somebody would have just like randomly made that noise,
- 59:33Speaker 2: you need it inhaler or something. Star Wars one of
- 59:42Speaker 2: my hyperfixations. You ever want to talk about Star Wars,
- 59:44Speaker 2: I'm your guy. Uh anymore hyperfixations? You want to share
- 59:47Speaker 2: a bot?
- 59:47Speaker 1: I ever want to.
- 59:48Speaker 2: Talk about koalas with chlamydia?
- 59:51Speaker 1: I'm your guy. What what is this week? Bob? National
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: Nurses Week? It says it starts starts today through the twelfth.
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: Let's start today. It's Wednesday.
- 1:00:08Speaker 2: I don't know, man, It's what I just read. Okay,
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: how do was Teacher Appreciation Week?
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: That's what I thought too. It's power. It's a powerful week.
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: It's powerful. Oh that's that's uncalled for. Why they deserve
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: separate weeks? I agree with that. Those are two of.
- 1:00:22Speaker 2: One of I feel like my most favorite and respected
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: professions teachers and nurses. National Nurses Week May six through twelve.
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: Come on, that's what it says. And Teacher Appreciation Week two?
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: Yeah very much?
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:00:36Speaker 3: Oh?
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: Running split them, split them running at the same time.
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: I have them both running at the same time. It's
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: Mikey Bob the Kiss Morning Free Show. Let's get to
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: some more of your talkback messages sent him to the
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: free iHeartRadio app brought to us by one Team Media,
- 1:00:49Speaker 2: our buddy aj Don and Florida always listening on the
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: iHeartRadio app We.
- 1:00:53Speaker 3: Love bus ag and today my mom would privately with
- 1:00:58Speaker 3: Love Island punch Pop Puppy huh.
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: And that means I.
- 1:01:02Speaker 3: Have a question for you, Bob me, since you've got Peacock,
- 1:01:05Speaker 3: are you going to be locked into Love Island Season
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: eight All summer Boy, Happy Birthday?
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not Bob's Birthday's birthdays away.
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: Love Island Season eight on Peacock, Love Island, USA, June
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: second it comes out, I'm not I'm not in on
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: the Love Island. You know why I'm not in on
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: Love Island either, because I feel like it's not Love Island.
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: Well, love is blind and sometimes sometimes, but I feel
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: like Love Island is just sex, okay yeah, and I
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: feel like.
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: Listen, I want to see real love.
- 1:01:42Speaker 2: I want to see couples that'll last forever, and I
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: don't know if that's happening on Love Island, even though
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: I probably looked it up, it probably has.
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: I'm not looking for beat sex, okay, aj. I'm not
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: looking for sand to get stuck in sacred places. I
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: want real love, Oh.
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: Love Island. I don't know, summertime, there's nothing in the summer.
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: Everything's in reruns out that. Let's get to add here.
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: I got there from Newcastle.
- 1:02:06Speaker 6: Ahead.
- 1:02:07Speaker 18: You know, I was catching up on a podcast from
- 1:02:10Speaker 18: yesterday and every time you guys mentioned.
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: The cookie tables in Pittsburgh origin.
- 1:02:14Speaker 2: Yeah, we got invited to officiate a wedding from a
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: couple of our listeners and we were just you know,
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: they said they got a cookie table, and that's how
- 1:02:22Speaker 2: you get us.
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: I begged them different.
- 1:02:24Speaker 18: I'm from well, I live in Newcastle, but I'm from
- 1:02:26Speaker 18: Youngstown originally. Okay, so look up Youngstown versus Pittsburgh wedding
- 1:02:30Speaker 18: cooking table tables, and you will see that it actually
- 1:02:33Speaker 18: started in Youngstown, Ohio, but y'all made it more popular.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: Okay, now, Brian second, Okay, Okay, yeah, all right, I
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: just calm down. Okay.
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: We don't need about to start like a Bloods and
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: Crips war here. Okay, we don't need to give Okay,
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: what are you doing talking crazy like this that we
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: don't need to take this to the streets.
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: All right, Hey, listen, Youngstown, Ohio.
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: I feel like it's like if Pittsburgh is the major leagues,
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: like Youngstown and Erie are like Triple A, but like
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: they all funnel to Pittsburgh.
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: I feel like we claim Youngstown. Yeah yeah, in like
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: the like Morgantown, West Virginia.
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: I think we claim that as like a Triple A
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: team of Pittsburgh. Wasn't there think a couple of years back,
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: like Steubenville was the burb of the bird.
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: Yeah, like the whole area is kind of They had
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: a jingle I think too of the Burgs.
- 1:03:27Speaker 2: Like, don't be talking crazy though, because the people the
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: wedding cookie table community on Facebook, we'll hear you talking
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: about this.
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: Yeah. The next thing you know, you're gonna spark war.
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: Next thing you know, you're missing because the cookie table
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: lady got you. Uh, let's get to Raccoon Tim, who
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: wants to tell us about his finger real quick.
- 1:03:45Speaker 11: And Mikey and Big Bobo Raccoon Tim, So Mikey and
- 1:03:49Speaker 11: Bob I pierce finger literally almost all the way through.
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: It, putting up a chain league in the backyard.
- 1:03:56Speaker 11: Oh no, because you know, I'm an animal lover and
- 1:04:00Speaker 11: highly against dogs being on chains alive for day. He
- 1:04:04Speaker 11: likes to run out of the yard. So she's been
- 1:04:06Speaker 11: on a chain until I get Yeah, the chain link
- 1:04:10Speaker 11: since done?
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well there you go, raccoon.
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: Tim almost put a uh put a chain link fence
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: right through.
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: It's been a word show today.
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: Go over the place I thought he said he pierced
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: his finger like he got some exotic piancing or something.
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: I thought that's where we were going with it.
- 1:04:29Speaker 19: He's got my nipples pierced. I need something mouse, and
- 1:04:31Speaker 19: I wasn't gonna do the other thing. So walking looks
- 1:04:35Speaker 19: like mine. Alright, we should probably just go home.
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: Brings you a pair of daemy. I'm not even joking, man.
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: I don't know what's happened towards the end of the
- 1:04:48Speaker 2: show today, but I feel like I've just been laughing
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: in here. I'm somewhat sweaty. My glasses fogged up because
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: my forehead was sweating. Like, I don't know what's happened.
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: We've had some laughs towards the end of the show
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: here today it's Mikey and Bob the ninety six to
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: one Kiss Morning Free Show Pirates back at it tonight.
- 1:05:08Speaker 2: They're playing in Arizona. It's nine to forty. You're not
- 1:05:10Speaker 2: gonna stay up for it. But Skemes is pitching schemes.
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: So got that they lost nine to nothing last night.
- 1:05:15Speaker 2: Oh no, let's go bucks.
- 1:05:17Speaker 4: Huh, Let's go box, Hey, let's go buck thing Uh.
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: Teddy Swims tickets throughout the rest of the day.
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: Today Again every day in May around eight am, we
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- 1:05:34Speaker 2: Teddy Swims June seventh at the Peterson Event Center. All right,
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: if you missed any of the show today, always get
- 1:05:41Speaker 2: caught up with the Mikey and Bob podcast on the
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: free iHeart Radio app or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey,
- 1:05:47Speaker 2: by the way, just a quick update the you know,
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: earlier we were talking about the nine year old Charlie
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: trying to win twenty thousand dollars to go towards his education.
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: Meet Bill by the science guy. This whole reader's die
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: just like contest. Yeah, he's local Pittsburgh kid. You know,
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: I think it goes to Gateway. A lot of people
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: already voting for him, so we we hope Charlie makes
- 1:06:09Speaker 2: it to the next round. Again, if you want to
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: see all about him. You have it till I think
- 1:06:14Speaker 2: tomorrow to vote for Charlie and just go to our
- 1:06:18Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob Facebook page. People are already commenting and
- 1:06:21Speaker 2: sharing it, so hopefully Charlie gets some votes and can
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: make it to the next round. All right, what do
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: you want to name the podcast today? Bob six foot
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: nine and legally Blind. It was such a good nickname
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: earlier that we got. Yeah, because I'm tall and Bob
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: is legally blind in one eye. It's one of the
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: best nicknames that we ever got. And for us is
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: a duo, it's good. Six foot nine and legally blind.
- 1:06:43Speaker 2: That's the name of the podcast today. Anything else we
- 1:06:45Speaker 2: gotta tell the kids here.
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: I think we're good. All right, Ryan, he crashes up
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: right now, tell you that that Pittsburgh nine kiss.