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Adrian Barich (Barra) - Last Year's Loss Was Like being Dumped Via Text Message · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: Good morning morning.
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  Speaker 2: What have wekend ahead of us? Barrow?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the Lions, the reigning premiers, are back. They
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  Speaker 3: beat Sydney at the Gabba and I tipped it. I
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  Speaker 3: was the only one of the papers who tipped it.
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  Speaker 3: Really yeah, because everyone got sucked in the earl. Gooden's back.
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  Speaker 3: Sydney's going to win, but I knew better. Baron, you
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  Speaker 3: better catch Yeah you know he's leading that Ben Cousins.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's very good.
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  Speaker 2: The Lions are looking good.
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  Speaker 3: Second half of the year dangerous, But the big story
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  Speaker 3: today in just over two hours time, productivity will plummet
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  Speaker 3: around Western Australia, absolutely plummet when we all turn on
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  Speaker 3: our Telly Well and watch the soccas and Paraguay. A
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  Speaker 3: lot of people working from home this morning, working from
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  Speaker 3: homesh yeah, sure you are. And lots of zoom meetings
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  Speaker 3: without cameras on question the TV. So should schools be
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  Speaker 3: doing the old Melbourne Cup trick? Should schools be moving
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  Speaker 3: everyone to an undercroft area? Put a few TVs out
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  Speaker 3: there the Melbourne Cup.
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  Speaker 1: Of the Melbourne Cup was over in treatment, I mean
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  Speaker 1: too much of an interruption. I wouldn't have isn't today
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  Speaker 1: the last day before school holidays. Yeah, I mean I
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  Speaker 1: have a problem with that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it is. It might be for some schools.
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  Speaker 1: For some schools, they're still next week, are they?
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  Speaker 2: I think?
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  Speaker 1: So you're the one with children, what are you? Where
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  Speaker 1: are they going when?
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  Speaker 3: Dad?
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  Speaker 2: I haven't been reading the emails. That's like I thought
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  Speaker 2: I had a week to myself.
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  Speaker 3: Next I heard the headmaster call next week. There are
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  Speaker 3: some on market. I know that my sisters on holidays,
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  Speaker 3: but she's a teacher. But look I heard that you
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  Speaker 3: got called up by one of the teachers to come
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  Speaker 3: and pick the kids up. And they said, and you said,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I'm the dad, right, where is the school?
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  Speaker 1: That's not I can vouch that's not true.
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  Speaker 2: That's not true.
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  Speaker 1: Gets quite the running commentary. It's a time I need that.
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  Speaker 1: It's swimming day.
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  Speaker 3: I'd love to hang around for our post show meeting,
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  Speaker 3: but I've got to drop something off the frog off.
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  Speaker 3: Someone forgot something. You should never take this take it
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  Speaker 3: to them either, you know that's yeah, it makes them learn.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently I never did that either. Hey listen, here's the
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  Speaker 3: audio of soccer a Jason Garia saying what should happen?
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  Speaker 3: Today at schools. Do you have a message for principles
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  Speaker 3: or employees across Australia about maybe what they might want
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  Speaker 3: to do on Friday.
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  Speaker 2: For anyone that wants to go watch.
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  Speaker 4: The game, Yeah, let them watch it, like if you
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  Speaker 4: know they can, will some TVs in the classrooms. I
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  Speaker 4: don't know. I think they've all got iPads anyway, So
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  Speaker 4: just chuck an iPad put on there. Yeah, bosses as
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  Speaker 4: you can, let you let employees watch. You know, we
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  Speaker 4: love we love the support that we've seen so far
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  Speaker 4: at the fan sites around around Australia, the clips of
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  Speaker 4: people in their living rooms or with their friends and
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  Speaker 4: family wherever, the pubs or like it's it's been amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Except surgeons, please please don't watch.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the operating route if you're in brain surgery, continue
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  Speaker 3: to continue. So winter or draw and we qualify for
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  Speaker 3: the knockout round for the third time in our history.
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  Speaker 3: Should we lose, we're still alive as well. We might
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  Speaker 3: still advance even if we lose, depending on what else happens.
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  Speaker 3: So today every Australian becomes an expert on Paraguayan football.
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  Speaker 3: Tomorrow we have no clue where it is or what
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  Speaker 3: the capital is actually fifty bucks. Oh he's got that
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  Speaker 3: look at his I would draw that off way way.
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  Speaker 3: I forgot. I've been there. You've got trapped there. I
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  Speaker 3: nearly got arrested for drugs or something.
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  Speaker 2: Is it is it? Is it? What's the city in?
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  Speaker 3: What's the capital?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Thank god, I saw that glint in your eye. I
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  Speaker 3: can see you. I got him, I've got him. You
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  Speaker 3: went too early. I'm going to play poker.
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  Speaker 2: Wouldn't take your money, mates, I wouldn't take your money.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Dockers on Sunday, it's payback time, big time.
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  Speaker 3: They've eliminated sons, have eliminated the Dockers. Remember last year's finals.
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  Speaker 3: It was humiliating, it was embarrassing a point David swallow By,
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  Speaker 3: who would have thought? And it is payback time. They
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  Speaker 3: broke Freemantle's hearts. There were people in Freemantle needing counseling
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  Speaker 3: after that, all around the town. So if they haven't
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  Speaker 3: been circling this game in their diary, I'm not here
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  Speaker 3: and I've been circling and I'm in a former Eagle.
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  Speaker 3: Last year's finals loss was like the equivalent of being
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  Speaker 3: dumped by text message by your partner. Okay, at home
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  Speaker 3: in front of your mates on your birthday and finding
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  Speaker 3: out that they're taking the dog. That's how it was.
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  Speaker 1: In predominantly emojis.
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  Speaker 3: So they moved. They've moved on publicly, but deep down
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  Speaker 3: messaging capital letters. Nobody moves on from a one point
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  Speaker 3: finals lost. Nobody And this one's personal, baby, It's dwarffy time.
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  Speaker 3: It's payback time, all right.
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  Speaker 1: And if people are holding up one finger, don't panic us.
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  Speaker 1: They're just referring to the one point exactly finger.
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  Speaker 3: And I'll just finish off about the Dockers and the
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  Speaker 3: Suns have got a bit carried away there in the
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  Speaker 3: first break. So what actually has happened is Sean Darcy,
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  Speaker 3: big Swaggy is back. Hoda holds back you know from
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  Speaker 3: Game of Thrones they call him. And it's good for Jackson,
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  Speaker 3: I reckon because he'll be able to release him to
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  Speaker 3: have a bit more of arrest. Oh yeah, waging Mason
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  Speaker 3: Cox in the waffle. He's going to be quite a
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  Speaker 3: handful for West Perth, your team. I love these nicknames
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  Speaker 3: because he was onions at one stage Sean Darcy because
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  Speaker 3: of a strange smell a few many many years ago.
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  Speaker 3: So it's probably not the greatest thing, the best nickname
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  Speaker 3: in sport. I reckon. There was a guy, see if
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  Speaker 3: you can work this out. His name was Phil Sigsworth
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  Speaker 3: and his name was what's a packeter? What's a packet
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  Speaker 3: of SIGs Worth?
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  Speaker 1: And what's a what?
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  Speaker 2: Did I just call him? Durries?
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  Speaker 1: Just complicated?
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  Speaker 3: And then that what's a pack of the SIGs worse?
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  Speaker 3: And then there was an English footballer called fitz Hall
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  Speaker 3: and his his name was one size. That's good, that's
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  Speaker 3: a good rg.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's excellent.
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  Speaker 3: And there was waltzing for Matt Hilda, Yes, that one Hilda, Gosh,
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  Speaker 3: that's good. And of course Afghanistan was the greatest in
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  Speaker 3: cricket mark war when he was forgotten war because when
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  Speaker 3: his brother was much better than him.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't it's lost its application in recent decades.
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  Speaker 3: We don't forget that. I feel like John Belushi and
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  Speaker 3: Animal House. He hands out the nicknames anyway, doggers, dogs
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  Speaker 3: and dog and needs a new nickname. Luke Jackson, I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to call him, start calling him prime time Jackson.
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  Speaker 3: No good, that's not working together. He ran it up
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  Speaker 3: the flag hole and no one sed it didn't work.
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  Speaker 3: Prime Time nah Eagles. In the second segment, they're off
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  Speaker 3: Broadway even in Barrow's bulldust. They're tackling Carlton tomorrow at
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  Speaker 3: Marvel Games eleven fifteen Tim Tim Kelly's got a hammy,
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  Speaker 3: so they're five straight the Blues. It's pretty what a
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  Speaker 3: bounce back after the Eagles. Waffle team are playing tonight
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  Speaker 3: at Sullivan Logistics Stadium in Leadable at seven ten. If
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  Speaker 3: you want to get along, yep, they're playing East Birth
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  Speaker 3: exactly well least the West Coast Fever. It's payback time
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  Speaker 3: for them as well. They're taking on the Vixens to
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  Speaker 3: get into the Grand Final five point thirty tomorrow our time.
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  Speaker 3: And the Vixens beat us by a goal in the
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  Speaker 3: last year's Grand Final. Don't go on a rant about
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  Speaker 3: that one, because I wanted to play this audio. Here's
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  Speaker 3: this blag. He's a French tennis dude, right, Cortan mutet
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  Speaker 3: It well known Phillop and have families, all right. He
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  Speaker 3: was that Queens and he lost, No, he won actually,
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  Speaker 3: and he did an on court interview post match and
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  Speaker 3: well this is what happened. Whatever you do, you just
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  Speaker 3: put the ball in the court. And then he hated me.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I would have to serve and I
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  Speaker 3: would have to no fbombs please, no, no, no, right quarantine.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to ask you one more question.
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  Speaker 1: Apologies everyone for the language there.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to ask you one more question, so please
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  Speaker 4: keep it clean. Okay, you on the grass last week
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  Speaker 4: unfortunately didn't go your way. What's it like to get
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  Speaker 4: your first victory?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 4: We need to improve that for the next Right, and
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  Speaker 4: the apologies everyone, cornta MOOTI.
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  Speaker 1: I saw the vision of this and I couldn't work
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  Speaker 1: what what is what?
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  Speaker 2: Seven times?
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  Speaker 3: He said the times I think he just wanted to
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  Speaker 3: take this like a He took the challenge.
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  Speaker 1: Three times when she said, please don't say.
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  Speaker 3: If we are we're on the BBC there, Yeah, it
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  Speaker 3: was on the BBC. Yeah. So he's taking the P
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  Speaker 3: one double five for sure. But anyway, they got him.
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  Speaker 3: They got him there, so they find him forty thousand
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  Speaker 3: dollars sportsman unsportsmanlike conduct, so sucked in. What if your
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  Speaker 3: name is Carrington?
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  Speaker 2: Exactly?
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  Speaker 3: Why don't you guys have weekend