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Kerry's Late Night Visitor From July 18th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: So I get up this morning.
• 0:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, alarm goes off at three, But I slept in
• 0:04
  Speaker 2: a little bit because Hudson was snuggling just right. You know,
• 0:08
  Speaker 2: it's hard to get up, hard to get up when
• 0:10
  Speaker 2: the snuggle is happy.
• 0:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: So, you know, about three fifteen, get up, go to
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: the bathroom, and then I pull out my iPad and
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: I start, you know, doing some research for the show
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: and you know, finding out who died, all that stuff,
• 0:23
  Speaker 2: you know, getting ready to come to work. And it
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: was about three forty. I think I can't remember my motion.
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: Alarm goes off. Is there an actual sound or is
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: it just a lot? I just it shows up on
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: my iPad. No, I says, there is motion on the
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: side of your house. Oh and oh, so I press
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: I pressed the button see the motion, to see the motion,
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: and this is what I saw.
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: Go ahead and hit that. Uh raccoons.
• 0:57
  Speaker 4: Nature's a little bad.
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: I'll watch him. He's along the top of the fence,
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: crashed the gate. That's my bedroom wall right there.
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  Speaker 1: Could you hear anything?
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  Speaker 2: I could not hear anything. He's a silent, little little guy.
• 1:11
  Speaker 2: He doesn't seem too healthy to me. He's not that little,
• 1:15
  Speaker 2: He's not that little yet.
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: And he was interested in something on the roof.
• 1:19
  Speaker 2: And then here's the thing is that he he he
• 1:22
  Speaker 2: came from the neighbor's yard up on top of the fence,
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: crawled up and thought about going up on the roof
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: and realized I.
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: Can't make it. But then he tries again.
• 1:33
  Speaker 4: Does he come back out? Now?
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  Speaker 2: He comes back and tries to get up. You know,
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: he'll crawl up along the gate and then come up again.
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: So here he comes again. He's sticking up.
• 1:47
  Speaker 4: Its creepy where their eyes glow like that.
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with the light. And then he comes along the
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: fence again. He wants up on the.
• 1:55
  Speaker 2: Roof, something on the bricks there, and then he's he's
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: thinking can I climb the wall?
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: Can I? Maybe I can't?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 1: What am I going to do?
• 2:08
  Speaker 4: Make a home up in the attic?
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  Speaker 1: And so then he goes back to the neighbor's side.
• 2:13
  Speaker 4: Have you had any any problem with him at all before?
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: Not problem.
• 2:21
  Speaker 2: The history of raccoons in this house goes back a
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: very long time too. When we when we first bought
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: it from raccoons, we first moved in and my friend
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: Van brought his dog up and his dog.
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: Is a big old Akita mix.
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: I remember this, and we were having a party and
• 2:39
  Speaker 2: the dog was in the backyard with us, and we
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: hear this screaming over in the over in the bushes,
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  Speaker 2: and then here comes the dog with a raccoon.
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: In his mouth and he shakes, you know, the pretty
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  Speaker 1: mean and he breaks the raccoons back. Oh geez, I
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: don't remember this. And so he's and so he's lying there.
• 3:03
  Speaker 2: The raccoon's just kind of lying there, and we're like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, get the dog away, and all the all
• 3:07
  Speaker 2: the girls are crying and upset, and everyone's upset, and
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: so me and Jimmy Park we said, everybody go inside,
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: just go inside. And so me and Jimmy are standing there,
• 3:18
  Speaker 2: and what do we do?
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: What do we do?
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  Speaker 4: Still alive?
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: It's still alive.
• 3:22
  Speaker 2: It's lying there, it's just lying there, kind of twitch
• 3:28
  Speaker 2: and and I said, what do we do?
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  Speaker 1: Jimmy? And he goes, well, we should put it out
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  Speaker 1: of its misery. Get a shovel.
• 3:34
  Speaker 2: And I said, I got a shovel. We can hit
• 3:38
  Speaker 2: it on the head. I suppose I can't do it,
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: can you? And we both look at it a while
• 3:42
  Speaker 2: and we realize it's not got much longer. So I said,
• 3:48
  Speaker 2: let's just let let it happen. Let's all go inside
• 3:52
  Speaker 2: and I'll take care of it later. And so after
• 3:56
  Speaker 2: about an hour we come out. He was dead, got
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  Speaker 2: the shovel, put in the garbage, the whole thing. And
• 4:01
  Speaker 2: that we didn't see raccoons for years after that.
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  Speaker 3: And that's because they're smart and about that.
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  Speaker 2: That's because it's because I think that the word got
• 4:11
  Speaker 2: out in the raccoon community.
• 4:13
  Speaker 1: There's a monster in this yard, and don't go there.
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: It's been long enough, but his time has passed.
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  Speaker 2: Now now this raccoon has come back a few times
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: in weeks proceeding and he is in.
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  Speaker 1: The backyard just kind of sniffing around.
• 4:29
  Speaker 2: And what happens is after the sprinklers go off, he
• 4:31
  Speaker 2: he like goes into the grass.
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: It's like water, getting.
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: Water and bugs and worms, worms that crawl up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so he's been he's been back. He's a loner though
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  Speaker 2: he's not got a family.
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: Have we named him yet, don't usually in his yard.
• 4:50
  Speaker 2: See, Sue has a theory that I should go out
• 4:54
  Speaker 2: there today and take a look. She thinks that there's
• 4:57
  Speaker 2: a bird's nest, maybe because we have head birds that
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: are hanging out and he's trying to get to their
• 5:03
  Speaker 2: eggs because the raccoons their egg suckers.
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: He was very interested in that corner of you.
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  Speaker 3: There's something up there that he wants, something that he
• 5:11
  Speaker 3: wants so or she wants, I don't know, bow in
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  Speaker 3: her hair.
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: So that's how you know.
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  Speaker 4: My story with raccoons.
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  Speaker 3: We had to trap several of them before they finally
• 5:25
  Speaker 3: but they did. They and the guy said, they'll get
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  Speaker 3: the they'll get the picture. They'll understand. Don't go to
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  Speaker 3: that place or you will be trapped and taken away.
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: And you haven't had anymore, no, not for years.
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  Speaker 2: Now people are speculating, well, they want to see the
• 5:39
  Speaker 2: video again.
• 5:41
  Speaker 1: So I'm listening on the app. Put the video up again. Okay,
• 5:44
  Speaker 1: all right, go ahead play it again if you want.
• 5:47
  Speaker 2: Uh. People are saying, do you have solar and perhaps
• 5:50
  Speaker 2: pigeon eggs up on the roof.
• 5:52
  Speaker 1: Now I I've been up there and I what are
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: solar pigeon eggs?
• 5:55
  Speaker 2: That's you know, the solar the pigeons underneath the solar
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  Speaker 2: panels like they like to nest usually.
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: Now I went up there there it is again.
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  Speaker 4: Me.
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  Speaker 1: I The reason I say how far is it from
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  Speaker 1: that gate to the roof. It's about six feet way
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  Speaker 1: from the top of the gate way. Too much for
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  Speaker 1: him to I.
• 6:17
  Speaker 2: Mean, you know the reason I say I don't think
• 6:19
  Speaker 2: he looks well is because his tail isn't very fluffy.
• 6:23
  Speaker 1: Well, Harry prefers a fluffy I.
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  Speaker 3: Mean, I think I think that that's just a matter
• 6:27
  Speaker 3: of of of genetics, some of some of some of
• 6:30
  Speaker 3: them have very fluffy tails and some not.
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: And how are you not calling him rocket?
• 6:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know it.
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: I won't. He's little king trash mouth.
• 6:41
  Speaker 3: No, I never got why never give him a name?
• 6:45
  Speaker 3: You'll feel bad, but when you have to kill him.
• 6:47
  Speaker 3: But yeah, so he's he's around. There was a guy
• 6:51
  Speaker 3: up in the avenues that I talked to. He had
• 6:54
  Speaker 3: trouble with raccoons. I said, what do you do about it?
• 6:56
  Speaker 3: He said, I trap him And then I said, oh,
• 6:58
  Speaker 3: and then do you go take him someplace them go?
• 7:00
  Speaker 3: And he said, no, I shoot them while they're in
• 7:01
  Speaker 3: the cage, and then I put them in the garbage
• 7:04
  Speaker 3: can because they're horrible.
• 7:06
  Speaker 1: That's horrible. I won't go that far.
• 7:10
  Speaker 3: I'd rather he just go away. Yeah, well, well you
• 7:14
  Speaker 3: can't be passive about.
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  Speaker 2: So now when I go home, I've got to go
• 7:18
  Speaker 2: and see if there if there's a nest there that
• 7:20
  Speaker 2: he's trying to get to, and then I got to
• 7:22
  Speaker 2: climb up on the roof and see if there's.
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: He does have kind of a scrawny tail, That's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. He's not healthy. I don't know, he's just hungry.
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: You need to fatten up that tail, buddy, if he's
• 7:35
  Speaker 3: if he's you know, eating worms and stuff too happy.
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, he says, they only live two to five years
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: in the wild.
• 7:43
  Speaker 3: And you're there there. They are actually an invasive species.
• 7:47
  Speaker 3: They're not they're not originally native to this this area.
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: And he doesn't yeah, and doctor Neil says he does
• 7:53
  Speaker 1: look a bit haggard.
• 7:56
  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: They are born, they are baby raccoons, and then they
• 7:59
  Speaker 2: are kids, and then they are adults.
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: So that that one, that one looks like an adult
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  Speaker 1: to me.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well, you gotta get yourself a raccoon trapper.
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  Speaker 2: And it's yeah, it's true. There isn't enough room under
• 8:12
  Speaker 2: the solar panels for the birds, that's right.
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: So he's parkle climbing around on the roof. Can Okay
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: that his name is Parkour Panda.
• 8:21
  Speaker 4: That's cute.
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: I like that because he's climbing along with fence