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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 81 - The Red Coats are Coming · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 1: Hey, what's going on there? Pal? We saw you in
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  Speaker 2: I'm Ryan Whitney.
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  Speaker 1: What is up, everybody?
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  Speaker 3: Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast.
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  Speaker 1: A podcast where we get fucking busy, given each other gifts.
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  Speaker 3: You get busy. Uh yeah, we're throwing.
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  Speaker 1: Guff guffer gifts. I brought gifts. You have guff.
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  Speaker 3: I thought that was what you were saying, No gifts, gifts? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I don't have any gifts. Well I got one for you, brother.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome. What is it?
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  Speaker 3: It's time for a haircut, brother, Yeah, it is time
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  Speaker 3: for a haircut. I actually I can finally get one
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  Speaker 3: now because my rash is like clearing up completely. I
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  Speaker 3: didn't want to go because it was getting bad on
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  Speaker 3: my neck again last week, but I got some steroid cream,
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  Speaker 3: which is.
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  Speaker 1: Like, you're on roids right now. Yeah, it's actually kind
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  Speaker 1: of you. Yeah, look at it, because it went away,
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  Speaker 1: like it's it's still a little bit on my neck
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  Speaker 1: but not bad and even on my arms and my
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  Speaker 1: chests going away.
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  Speaker 3: And dude, I went to the doctor multiple times being like,
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  Speaker 3: is there anything you guys can give me to help
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  Speaker 3: it go away? And they were like no, and then
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  Speaker 3: they finally give me something and it goes away. It
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  Speaker 3: went away, and like one.
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  Speaker 1: Day I gave you the antidote. Yeah, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: why didn't you just give me this a month ago?
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  Speaker 1: This old thing? Yeah, that's so fucked up. Why are
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  Speaker 1: they holding out? Maybe they just wanted you to suffer,
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 3: And I asked if they could give me an oral steroid,
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  Speaker 3: and they acted like I was fucking nuts. They were
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  Speaker 3: like no, no, no, no, none of that, and I
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  Speaker 3: was like it was the same thing. It's I mean,
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  Speaker 3: it's my fault for going to these urgent cares expecting
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  Speaker 3: to like get real doctor service because I went when
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  Speaker 3: I was in college, i had pinkie bad and I
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  Speaker 3: went to the dog I went to like the school
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  Speaker 3: like urgent care, and my eye was like dark red,
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  Speaker 3: and they were like, you don't want the eye drops.
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  Speaker 3: They're like you don't want any of that.
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  Speaker 1: They were like little allergy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was like, oh okay. And then I
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  Speaker 3: called my mom and she was like, why would you
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  Speaker 3: not want the eye drops? So I got them like
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  Speaker 3: a week later, and I went away like overnight.
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  Speaker 1: So you just suffered with for a week. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: fucking gross, dude. Yeah, urgent cares have no idea what
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  Speaker 1: they're talking.
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  Speaker 3: About now my I mean my doctor one of the
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  Speaker 3: one of the ones I went to, the lady was
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  Speaker 3: very nice and helpful, but they still just didn't prescribe
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  Speaker 3: me anything, which would have been helpful.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even know what urgent care was until COVID
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  Speaker 1: tests came out. I never had been in a urgent
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  Speaker 1: care really. I went to an urgent care, like my
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  Speaker 1: back hurt, and they're like, yeah, we can't help you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot that they don't really do. Like
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  Speaker 3: it's mostly just.
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  Speaker 1: For like, what is it for cold? COVID is probably
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  Speaker 1: their Oh it's for COVID. They must have been loving
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  Speaker 1: it during COVID. Yeah, I mean AMD was fucking popping.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really I think it's just for like going
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  Speaker 3: somewhere where it's like you need like you know what
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  Speaker 3: you need and you just need them to prescribe you
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  Speaker 3: something like basic for SDDS. You're saying, yeah, something like that. Yeah, exactly,
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  Speaker 3: like you go on Pink Eye and they're like, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I need to get these drops.
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  Speaker 1: I got an i STD. Yeah, you can get like
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  Speaker 1: syphilis in your eyes. I'm pretty sure that's probably what
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  Speaker 1: your mom thought you had. So I was looking at
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  Speaker 1: me like I'm nuts. I'm like ninety nine percent sure
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  Speaker 1: you can get and you can get syphilis in your eye.
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  Speaker 1: I believe it, dude.
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  Speaker 3: It might not be simphle. It's something one of the
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  Speaker 3: ones with an S. There's a lot of them with the.
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  Speaker 1: S conjunctivitis, now filliculitis. Are you looking up? Yeah? Could
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  Speaker 1: you look that up? We got to get to the
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  Speaker 1: bottom of this because I'm like, really, I'm kind of
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  Speaker 1: sure that that's a thing. Ey syphilis. Yeah, chlamydia. You
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  Speaker 1: can get media. Yes, conjuncti vitis. Yeah, that's what I
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  Speaker 1: was saying.
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  Speaker 3: But you no, I know what conjunct conjunctivitis is what
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  Speaker 3: you had. Yeah, exactly, No, I was talking about chlamydia.
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  Speaker 3: You had chlamydia. No, it's a big cat. That's a
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  Speaker 3: fucking goat right there. See he's a hero, he truly is.
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  Speaker 3: Well write it out today. I changed sweatshirts to match you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I barely ever wear red.
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  Speaker 3: I never wear red. Someone gave me the sweatshirt and
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  Speaker 3: I never have worn it because it's too red.
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  Speaker 1: It's one of my worst colors. Red.
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  Speaker 3: It's one of a lot of people's worst colors. It's
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  Speaker 3: a bad color, tough color to just be rocking casually.
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  Speaker 1: Especially as a white. It doesn't fucking go well with
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  Speaker 1: white skin out. It doesn't wearing red as a white person. No,
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  Speaker 1: wearing yellow as a white person. No, I disagree with
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  Speaker 1: the you yellow. I think it depends on the shade
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  Speaker 1: of yellow. If you're the fucking man in the yellow hat.
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  Speaker 1: If you're in Curious George, maybe you're wearing yellow if
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  Speaker 1: you're wet. He was, he looked cool as fuck. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: only him that's what I'm saying. Who else has pulled up?
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  Speaker 1: What other white dude is wearing a yellow suit? And
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't wear like that. Really, I would wear like
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  Speaker 1: a yellow shirt though. You would, Yeah, I would. You
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't catch me dead in a yellow shirt. Oh look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I have yellow shirt's not gonna do anything.
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  Speaker 3: That's what Earl Sweatshirt said that. He said, you said
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  Speaker 3: white people have to stop wearing yellow. He did an
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  Speaker 3: old tweet of his.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's a fact. Yellow and red just are
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  Speaker 1: not at our color reds. Red's tough. It brings out
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  Speaker 1: the reds in your cheeks, and it makes you look whiter.
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  Speaker 3: It's very flashy, like I feel like if I was
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  Speaker 3: walking down the street and this might be catching looks.
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  Speaker 1: It's unsettling. Yeah, yeah, now it makes you want to leave.
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  Speaker 1: It does. But I did get you. I actually did
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  Speaker 1: get you a real present. Oh really, yeah? I did.
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  Speaker 1: Is it a book? It's a red sweatshirt. Oh, it's
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  Speaker 1: actually red slash orange. It's from Detroit. I was just
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  Speaker 1: in Detroit this last weekend and I got that for you.
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  Speaker 1: Brote polyester. No, dude, it's not that's not a real
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  Speaker 1: label is this? I put that label on their garbage.
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  Speaker 1: You're handing me.
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  Speaker 3: It's a blend. It's a blend Troit. Yeah, definitely did
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  Speaker 3: not just buy this.
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  Speaker 1: I was. I literally flew from Detroit. You got this?
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  Speaker 1: Why were you in Detroit? Me and I had a
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  Speaker 1: gambling Malthetician brand new. Well, I'll actually keep this. I
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  Speaker 1: know it's your style, fault wear it, I was, but
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  Speaker 1: keep it, keep it. See how it fits. I knew
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  Speaker 1: it would just come down to it might be a
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  Speaker 1: good bedtime sweater, a nightgown. It'll cover your panix and
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  Speaker 1: you can just be Yeah, you grabbing me, XL. That's
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  Speaker 1: what you wear.
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  Speaker 3: Amenel, no Dudemonel, no calling me fat, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just be honest with ourselves.
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  Speaker 3: I've been feeling pretty pretty fat lately, That's.
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  Speaker 1: What I mean. XL. You're swimming it. Do you know what?
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  Speaker 1: I've been feeling pretty obese. Another thing, Billie Eilish gave
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  Speaker 1: us just baggy T shirt so we can know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's not how it works because if your big,
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  Speaker 3: if you're a big guy and you wear two big clothes,
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  Speaker 3: you look fatter because then you get caught in a
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  Speaker 3: gust of wind, so you know, it's highlighting all of
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  Speaker 3: your worst party catches against you, Like, yeah, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: I've had walks home from work and I'm walking in
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  Speaker 3: the wind. It's just blowing right at me the whole time.
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  Speaker 3: It's worse than being naked.
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  Speaker 1: It is. It's more exposing than being mass naked. And
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  Speaker 1: the stomach is just leading the charge. Just a shower
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  Speaker 1: curtain around your naples. Dude, it's just fucking clinging to
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  Speaker 1: you like you're a dead body on the fucking gray.
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  Speaker 3: It's like saran wrapping your body and walking down the street.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a feminist out a protest. Yeah, but even
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  Speaker 1: they don't have the courage to fucking wear some baggy
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  Speaker 1: clothes on a windy day.
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  Speaker 3: Oh now, it's truly dehumanized. I need a good boxy,
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  Speaker 3: I need something boxy.
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  Speaker 1: I also noticed that you like a high neck. I
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  Speaker 1: love a high neck, and that's why I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if that's gonna be the sweat.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's not high neck, that's a low neck. It's like, now,
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  Speaker 3: I could tell that was the first thing I noticed.
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  Speaker 1: You held it up. I noticed it. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: that's a that's a wide neck. Oh I don't want.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want of those.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to sweatchhirt where the shoulders are peeking through.
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  Speaker 1: Your collar bones. Yeah, yeah, that's not my looks slutty. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that shit is as fuck.
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  Speaker 3: Anytime I wear a sweatshirt that's showing anything below, like
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  Speaker 3: the neck, I'm like, this is gay.
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  Speaker 1: Why why are you so conscious about your collar? But
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, dude. I'm very the same way about
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  Speaker 1: my shirts. My shirt.
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  Speaker 3: My like T shirts, like the sleeves need to go
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  Speaker 3: down to a certain length or I start feeling like exposed,
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  Speaker 3: I feel naked.
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  Speaker 1: When do you have a short ass sleeve? Short?
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  Speaker 3: Sleep like a short sleeve. I like when my sleeves
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  Speaker 3: are down to the elbow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, along boxy cut, a box cut, a box cut,
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  Speaker 1: I'm very part. I will wear anything if it's the cut.
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  Speaker 3: If it's the cut, I like, I don't care what
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  Speaker 3: That's why everyone's like, oh the Cowboys sweathirt.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, I don't care what it is. High neck, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: kind of a vintage feel, vintage feel, dude. My boy
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  Speaker 1: Colin was talking about how he hates if he ever
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  Speaker 1: catches himself lying on his side with his knees on
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  Speaker 1: top of each other. Yeah, like straight if he ever
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  Speaker 1: does it ever since? Then, Like anytime I catch myself
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  Speaker 1: with my knees touching, I like stay out, yeah, because
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  Speaker 1: imagine getta walk in on like your knees all on time.
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  Speaker 3: I never want another man should never see you in
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  Speaker 3: the fetal position.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, with your knees curled up on your side in
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  Speaker 1: a bed or on a couch like that. It's just
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  Speaker 1: an incredibly tough look and I never noticed it, and
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  Speaker 1: I wonder, like, how what percentage of my life I've
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  Speaker 1: spent coiled up like that? Like I'm like a good
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  Speaker 1: bit like a Greek painting, just like you all sexy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want any anyone. I don't want people to
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  Speaker 1: see me laying down. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes like Ohm, we'll knock on my door and come
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  Speaker 3: into my room and like I'll be like laying you
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  Speaker 3: get like under the covers, and I'm like this is weird.
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  Speaker 3: It's just like standing over my bed as I'm like
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  Speaker 3: all cozied up in bed.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you're very vulnerable in that perp you are. You
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  Speaker 1: are like emotionally, but also to attack your whole body
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  Speaker 1: splayed out like it's probably like something just nine me,
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  Speaker 1: your ball, your balls, your fucking organs. You're yeh is
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  Speaker 1: exposed to them, your whole fate.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty easy to take someone down if they're
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  Speaker 3: just laying.
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  Speaker 1: They've taken themselves down. Yeah, they put themselves, They put
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  Speaker 1: themselves in danger. Yeah, it's a bitch ass fucking position
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  Speaker 1: to be in. You can't have someone walking in like
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  Speaker 1: that on you. No, dude, what's good with you? Bro? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Where you been at? Well?
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  Speaker 3: I was in Rochester this weekend. The shows were very,
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  Speaker 3: very fun Rochester. Yeah, there was probably the best shows
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  Speaker 3: I've had, not sales wise, but performance wise since Philly.
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  Speaker 1: Do you feel like you're breaking through? Do you feel
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  Speaker 1: like you're in flow state? No?
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  Speaker 3: But I do think this was like the best I've
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  Speaker 3: ever felt about my about my set because I wrote
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  Speaker 3: some new stuff, like just new tags, like adding on
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  Speaker 3: to like other jokes that I have, and it expanded
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  Speaker 3: them to the length that I could cut two jokes
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  Speaker 3: that I like fucking hate doing, and I'm like, these suck,
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  Speaker 3: these are not funny. So like I was doing, I
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  Speaker 3: only did jokes that I like enjoy doing and I
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  Speaker 3: think are funny. Like the shows went like it was
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  Speaker 3: never like I never felt like I was like drowning
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  Speaker 3: on stage, like I was always felt like I like
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  Speaker 3: had like I had more stuff to talk about and
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  Speaker 3: I went, I mean I did like exactly forty five
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  Speaker 3: minutes for like every set.
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  Speaker 1: That's fucking sick, a nice, tight, fun forty five. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Even the last show didn't feel like that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh dude, the last show was the best show I've
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  Speaker 3: had in months, really like insanely good.
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  Speaker 1: Why. I don't know. The crowd was so good. Damn
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  Speaker 1: how'd you get into how'd you lock into that? Or
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  Speaker 1: was it just adding the tags and it was too.
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  Speaker 3: I like I added a couple of new premises then
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  Speaker 3: like yeah, and then I added a couple like new
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  Speaker 3: Like I know, it was mostly just adding on to jokes,
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  Speaker 3: like adding like making them longer and uh cause someone
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  Speaker 3: was talking to someone and they were like, if something's working. Actually,
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  Speaker 3: I was talking to my buddy Marcelo Hernandez, the guy
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  Speaker 3: that's on SNL, the kid that just got SNL oh way,
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  Speaker 3: and he was telling me. He was like he was like,
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  Speaker 3: it's a good tip that I got. Was like, if
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  Speaker 3: something's working, like keep talking about it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I like kind of just went on that, and
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, well, this joke works, let's add to it.
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  Speaker 3: That's smart, and it like filled up more time and
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  Speaker 3: it worked well. So it was fucking awesome.
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  Speaker 1: That's fucking go dude.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a great weekend. I uh, And I
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  Speaker 3: don't have anything for a couple of weeks except I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to I think I'm doing I think it's two nights.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it's three nights. I think I'm doing
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  Speaker 3: two nights in Austin. In uh, a couple of weeks.
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  Speaker 1: But you're gonna keep on going up in the city
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  Speaker 1: because you gotta go up with I mean, do your stadiums,
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  Speaker 1: but you gotta go up in the oh.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm definitely the clubs.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pumped to be back in New York for a
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  Speaker 3: couple of weeks and do some spots.
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  Speaker 1: It kind of shows you both sides of things like that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you're you're talking to different people, people who
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  Speaker 1: were there to see you, oh yeah, and then people
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  Speaker 1: who were you know, they're they're just on to the
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  Speaker 1: next guy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be fun. I uh, it was a
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  Speaker 3: fun weekend. I had to drive, which sucked.
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  Speaker 1: That does suck. Yeah, I didn't know you could rent
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  Speaker 1: a car under twenty five. Yeah, I used zip car.
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  Speaker 1: That's fucking dope.
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  Speaker 3: I only know because my sister used it a while ago,
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  Speaker 3: and remember she did that. And yeah, dude, I got
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  Speaker 3: a Subaru and Presa was fucking flying. But like figured
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  Speaker 3: out how to like use like the I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if it was just my car, but that thing had
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  Speaker 3: like a turbo button and I would I would pass
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  Speaker 3: someone and I would click. I kept on clicking the
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  Speaker 3: turbo button and I would be going like like it
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  Speaker 3: would go from like eighty to one hundred and like
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  Speaker 3: one second. Yeah, because you could change like the horse power. Really,
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  Speaker 3: I would change it to seven.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I don't know shit about cars. That's when I.
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  Speaker 3: Accidentally pressed the button and I started accelerating and I
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  Speaker 3: was like what the fuck? And then I like figured
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  Speaker 3: it out and I was just playing with it the
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  Speaker 3: whole way home, just.
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  Speaker 1: Hit the nas. Yeah, it was sick. It's sick when
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  Speaker 1: it's not your car too. Oh yeah, it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: like this shit breaks down, like as soon as I
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  Speaker 1: leave it off, who gives a fuck out. I'll never
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  Speaker 1: see this car again. Yeah, it was a good drive.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it was.
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  Speaker 3: It was long, dude. And you start off like I
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  Speaker 3: remember on Thursday when I went, I was like pumped.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, ah, this will be fun, like a
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  Speaker 3: good road trip, listen to some tunes, listen to some podcasts.
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  Speaker 3: And then when you're like four hours in, you still
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  Speaker 3: got two hours to go. That's when the mind goes
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  Speaker 3: to the darkest of places. That's when I'm like, I
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  Speaker 3: shouldn't be with myself right now, just thinking like everything
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  Speaker 3: worst case scenario and be like, dude, I hate myself.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: Wait what kind of thing's worst case scenario? Like the
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: scenario you were in, or like just every life.
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, my family's doing okay. I haven't talked
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: to him in a couple of days.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: I was like, we're all getting older. Yeah, yeah, you
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: never know what could happen. No, yeah, it was getting
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: a long COVID seems like it's really knocking on everyone's door. Yeah,
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: it sucked, but uh that was that was brief. I
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: snapped out of that pretty quick. Is it nighttime when
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: when you were feeling those thoughts? No, I both of
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: the days where both the drives were midday driving at night. Uh,
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: is can can get to you sometimes if you've had
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: a long ass day and you're driving through the middle
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: of the night. Yeah. I used to try to do
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: like battle raps. I would drive like, uh from like
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Philly to New York in a day and do a
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: battle rap and then like drive back or whatever, like
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: three hour drive. Uh. And as I was like driving
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: home some nights, like I would just be alone on
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: the road, like fucking loose, using my mind like yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: I remember screaming to stay myself adrenaline all and down
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: the windows. I feeling like I was gonna fall asleep.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: That was kind of how I was. Yet I was
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: feeling a little bit of that yesterday. I mean it
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: comes in waves like you'll just be like chilling, and
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: the next thing you know, you're like I can't keep
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: my eyes open.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Especially dude.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: The it's all through upstate New York, and a lot
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: of those highways are just like two lane highways. And
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: then there's like one other call on the street. Is
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: it what you're going like one hundred and fifty miles
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: per hour?
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Like the whole way. It wasn't picturesque at all, No,
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: it was. It was really nice. If it's a picturesque
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: drive that that buys me another like two hours. Yeah, yeah,
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: it was just Jenny. It was a lot yesterday.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: I mean it's like five shows, wake up and like
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: I woke up at like I slept in a little bit.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: I woke up at like ten thirty, showered, chilled for
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: a little bit, left, and then it's just oh and
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: like also Connor, the kid that I that host swarming,
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: Connor Mook, he had a six am flight on Sunday,
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: so he's like home back in bed by the time
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: before I'd even left.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I had the car. No, it's like it's like
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: zip cars, like it's someone's car.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's not like it's not like hurts or
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: some shit.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: Now, like it's supposed to be like it's someone's car.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: But I'm pretty sure this was just like a parking
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: garage who like rents out their cars.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Damn, that's so devastating. I had to drive it home.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: It would be stranded. Yeah, dude, the flight getting canceled.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm I'm happy I found If I didn't
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: find out when I found out, we would, I would
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: have missed the show because I'm like getting up to
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: go to the airport and I'm like, I'm like, oh shit,
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: I haven't checked in yet. And then I'm checking in,
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Like your flight was canceled, Like I didn't get like
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: a text or anything.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Did you shit yourself when you found out? No?
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: Because I was like, oh whatever. I was like, I'll
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: just get a later flight. And then every single flight
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: was either sold out or it would get me there
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: at like midnight.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, at what point did you shit yourself? Never? Really?
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: I mean my agent called me and he was like hey, uh.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: He was like, if anything happens, like if you can
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: just cancel the weekend, and I was like, I would
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: rather die than miss a weekend in Rochester.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Rochester is the Harris of Northern New York World. Yeah,
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: up there.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: And then I was like I then I just rented
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: the car.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Love it? Yeah? Or were your snacks on the road
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: You can say a lot of cheese. It's okay with
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: the snaps once we have in the office. Those are
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: good or you got turned out to them by them
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: being in the office.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, those are good. A couple of cheese at snaps
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: uh uh. There was there was one that I actually
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: got twice that was a little gonna people aren't gonna
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: love it?
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: I got an egg salad sandwich from sheets.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: That is the last thing I would get it. I
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: stopped at the same sheets twice. They got good ex
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: salad here, Yeah, and I got the ex salad both
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: times and it was really good. Because dude, sometimes after
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: a long weekend like that, when you're like traveling and
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: you're like eating just like comedy club food, like eating
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: every meal out, You're like, I want something bland. So
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm just gonna get his comedy club food
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: is too spicy. No, but it's like chicken finger.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: It's so salty and like like processed, and you're like,
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: I want someone that's just like bread and egg salad,
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: you know that eggs it's on an nice just white bread.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: You're talking about it like it's gourmet, but it was
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: probably served out. And then I get a paint can
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: with a fucking ice cream scooper and like that assembly line.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, it was great, and it was like then
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: last night, all I wanted to eat for dinner was
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: just a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Just wanted something
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: that was like easy and not like cause, like, dude,
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: in New York. It's like if you're like, oh, I
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: want a turkey sandwich and then you order one online
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: if you don't have anything to make one, you order
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: one online and it comes and it's like this massive
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: gourmet meal with like seventeen different sauces and like yeah,
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: and it's like sometimes, you know, you just want a
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: piece of bread with a little bit of something in between.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: What about smashing a go puff and getting turkey and bread?
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: And that's just a waste too, because it's like at
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: that point, I'll just like I would just go to
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: the store.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just go to the store. But I did.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I mean I used to. I feel like I've stopped
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: eating turkey since I realized that it's just the process meat,
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Like any old turkey is bad. Yeah. That's why I
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: feel like I got out of the turkey game recently.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: But I used to fucking I used to cry a
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: turkey sandwich badly. Yeah. I thought it was a healthy option.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh turkey, Yeah, it's not. Well, cuts
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: are bad for you. I should just have it anyway, dude,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I should just enjoy the turkey. Yeah, pepper jack cheese,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: that's me. Oh yeah, little pepper jack. It's me, you're talking.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: I'm a pepper jack guy.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, a little American tomato, mayonnaise, onion, no, no, onion,
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: but let is tomato and tomato and mayo. You ever
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: just have a tomato sandwich on toast. Now, that's some
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: country shit.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: That is good. Tomato and mayo. That sounds British, good
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: as fuck. Matto and toost. Yeah, maybe a little mozzarella
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: on there. Yeah, God damn when you're adding the mozzarella
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: and now you're talking basil, make it a caprice maybe, yeah, yeah, dude,
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: it's good bosamic. Sometimes sometimes you just don't want the
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: fucking New York meals somehow. You don't want to eat
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: a fancy meal for every meal. You don't want need
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: a big meal. Yeah. It's like going out to lunch
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: and you have to get a cornish game head. Yeah
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: yeah like that.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Oh I end up getting a bacon, egg and cheese
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: for dinner from where it's a deli.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: That's not bad. You can get like getting a quick
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: egg sandwich. That's that's I feel like the best way
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: to sustain liable. It's reliable, it'll fall you up and
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: cheese and they're gonna be cheap as fuck. Like they
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: can't hoodwink you and be like this actually was really expensive.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Well they can, and they will. I don't know.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: You like, yeah, it you look at one of the
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: things and it's like, oh, this is four dollars, then
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: another way to place it's ten dollars, and it's like, well,
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: what's the difference, Oh there is none. Yeah, you always
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: go with the cheaper option when you're doing egg sandwiches.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Is especially when you gotta you know, you're trying to
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: keep it. No no reason to splurge on a fucking
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: egg sandwich. Oh it's not gonna be that much better.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, it's not gonna be this fucking
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: incredible egg saying.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: If it is, it's probably worse. If it is better,
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: if it's like class wide is being better, it's it's
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: not because now they're just then they then they start
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: throwing random like turkey and ham and like all this
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: shit on. It's like, dude, give me something easy, dude.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I've always hated tall ass. I don't want a tall sandwich,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: a big ass, dumb sandwich where everything is stacked on
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: top of each other. I hate a fucking tall sandwich.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I want a tall sandwich. I want to. I want
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: an easy sandwich. It should fit in your mouth.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: I think tonight, I'm probably just gonna crush two turkey sandwiches.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: I die, genuine, dude. I just can't stand cookout like
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: like takeout anymore.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: You're living. It's bad. Two turkey sandwiches is living. Yeah, dude,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: that's good. It's a great it's a great meals, like
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: you're eating healthier, like and you feel like you could
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: have like three turkey sandwiches sometimes, dude, it's a turkey sandwich.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Cakeout is just so.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: It's dude, there's so much sodium and salt, and it
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: just is like at a certain point it's like I
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: don't need that for every meal. Man, I aspire give
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: me a give me a turkey sandwich. Damn it, God,
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: damn it. Get him my fucking turkey. Sammy, this bastard,
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: he needs a fucking I want to. I want to
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: learn how to cook shit, Dude, I don't, but I
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: like I do, but I don't. I just can't cook
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: in our apartment. Our apartment's fucking disgusting.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Oh dude, it's bad. It's fucking mice and you're gonna
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: move to what neighborhoods? Were you looking in? Same neighborhood,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: thinking about Connecticut?
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, get in a house, take the Amtrak in every.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Day two hours into Yeah.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking about just starting the commuter life.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Just becoming a long hauler, a super commuter. I don't know.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: If I just got a place out in Connecticut.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: It would be a preposterous move. But people do it.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: I think Erica does it. Yeah, she does. That's crazy.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: I just get up. I just stay in her guest house.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: You could. Yeah, our old office manager, office manager, Brett
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: used to stay in like when he first got hired,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: like stayed in her like basement, her guest house or
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: some shit like that. That would be crazy. That was
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: a different fucking era at the fucking stool. Make me
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: take me the fuck me back to the glory days.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: It happened a big cat. What happened to this fucking company?
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: He's fucking batstard. I can't get another rich pricks. There
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: used to be people who would take the like Chinatown
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: bus or the megabus from Philly to New York every
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: day and back. They and they were like supercommuters. They
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: wrote articles about him and it's three hours there, three
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: hours back on a fucking bus. Dude, what lifestyle? What
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: is worth it to live that lifestyle? How could that
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: possibly be worth it? Like, you're not fucking in.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: It might be their only option, how I don't know, bro.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Get a job closer, get a job in Philly. No,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: it's not. It's not easy for everybody. It definitely is.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: In fact, I don't know job yet.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: I don't really like talking about jobs with other people,
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: of other people's jobs, because then everyone's like, oh, I'm
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: sitting in my cube and I'm fucking melting listening a
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Sasas right now, I'm boiling. He doesn't know shit about
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: what I go through. It's like, yeah, you're probably right,
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: fucking psychopath. So I just I opt out of that conversation.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Now you fucking as about his job, Dude, you're allowed
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: to get your fucking complaints off that not anymore. I
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: don't complain anymore. This is a safe, fast place.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: I'll do a spread love and thank God for the
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: fucking day.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Thank you. When you're.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Dude here, when you're cruising down Upstate New York Highway
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: and that's Subaru and Preso in Presa, all you can
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: do in That's what God intended. Dude, that's a good car.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: My buddy just got one of those cars, and I like,
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: does it look laugh a bit? And he's paying me
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: back in in payments. He's actually fully reimbursed me, which
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: was awesome because I didn't think he was going to.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: So it's not my car anymore. I was telling him
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: it was my car for a while.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: But uh, that was a loaded ass sentence. Yeah, now
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: that sentence at at all? Yeah, how did that? How
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: he bring that up to you?
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: She said, can you give me money for this car?
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: And I said yes. He was driving in a car
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: that he was going to die in and uh no breaks.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: It was like a two thousand and four rav So
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: you're just jan asked for a lot of money.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just a couple of He asked for a
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: couple hundred a month. This was This was in April,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: So you've been swimming in money like that.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Now he's been giving me like one hundred dollars a
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: month and he's finally made himself off.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Look at you go, dude, Look how fast you fucking
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: you were. You were in the fucking hole a little
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: bit ago. Worried about well, no, I gave him this
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: money when I was in the hole. Really, because I'm
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: a good friend. That's the only way to be in
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: the hole is to drag someone into the hole with you.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: I know. Now we're both in debt. Yeah no, but dude,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: that's a good ass car. Well you're a good ass friend,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: I know you are. Yes, people would I mean why
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: if I did something like that, I would have told
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: everyone right away. I would want that credit up front.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: I don't really, it wasn't really that big of a deal.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: I gave was like a he it was. He paid
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: a lot for it.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: And I gave him like four hundred dollars SUPERU and Preza.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah you know that car? What is it? A station wagon? Dude?
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: It is a It is a good car. He's a
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: great car.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: I know my way around that now, being twelve hours
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: in it, I would do. I would just drive it
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: around Rochester.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Did you get it? My money's worth? Did you get it? Because? Uh?
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Because he had that's the car. Yeah, dude, it's a
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: good car. That looks like the least expensive car that exists.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, dude, that's a nice car. What's the
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: MSRP on that bitch, he's beautiful. Is it forty lies?
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's forty. Is that a hatchback? Oh yeah,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: it's a good car. What's the what does it go for? Tyler?
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: How much does that SUPERU and Presa cost a couple thousand?
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Does it? It's less than twelve thousand? Right?
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: No?
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I heard there were two for one deals on it. No, no, no, no, dude.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: You gotta you can't talk shit until you get behind
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: a super rooinwenty.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: One twenty one. Yeah, all right. I think my buddy
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: paid like sixteen for it, used, pre owned, certified, used
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: one hundred miles on it, only one hundred hundred thousand.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: She runs like she's new. Of course, dude, that's how
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: super U builds them.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: I'm mine was like there was like one hundred miles
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: on it. It was like I was pulling this thing
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: out of the lot. It was great, you had a
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: fresh one, a twenty three model. Yeah, dude, I remember
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: hearing car play.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I remember hearing radio ads when I was a kid
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: about on like sports talk radio about two for one
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: car deals, like, yeah, that's nuts. It was like this
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: unknown car brand company and they're like for twelve thousand
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: dollars you can get two cars. That's crazy. It's like,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: what the fuck are you? Probably sucked? Why would you
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: want two cars? Whyn't you? Why wouldn't you want to
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: because you can only drive one?
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you drive one on the weekends, but the one
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: that you drive though you're sober one and your drunk one.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Just two white cars to white like Asuzu's.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: It was like a total one of them. And the
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: cops come to your house the next morning, like, my
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: car's right here.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: With right here, it's the whole different one talking about
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: it's been there all night. I little switch aroo check
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: the security.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, dude, fucking OJ had two of the same
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: car or No, who was OJ's guy?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: AC?
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: I don't know, aaronon Ndez this something similar though O.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: J had a guy who's is like his sidekick.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I think it was a C. No, was it Ac? Yeah?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it was a C. Kirk. What's the
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: guy's name? There was some dude who had like a
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: nineties ass name. It's like ato kaalin ato'kalin That's what
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking of OJ A kato'kalen is a nineties ass name. Yeah,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: al Al Cowlings yeah, ac AC.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, OJ and A C had the exact same car. Well,
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: if you get to the same they both had so
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: so when when OJ was on the chase in the Bronco,
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: there was another Bronco just parked at the crib like
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: he like snuck out the back into.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: What everyone thought he was. Yeah. Getting the matching cars
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: with your boys is as sweet.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: Oh no, That's why I got the IMPRESSA because I
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: was like, I want to know what my boy is
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: going through right now.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: You want to empathize with your boy, I know.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: Not empathize. I was like, I want to get a
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: feel for this thing. He never let because I was
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: with him when I was in Denver. He'd never let
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: you drive it, let me drive it. When I was
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: you paid for the car, and he would let you
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: when I was in When I was in Denver, we
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: went to the dealership and he picked it up, and
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: then I drove his shitty rav home and he drove
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: the He drove the Impress and then uh, I never
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: got to drive it.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: His is nice. Go present, go bro. Yeah, I can't
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: believe he's driving the pres home and you can't fucking
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: drive the car that you paid for.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: I know he let me drive these He had to
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: go to work and stuff, so I got to drive
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: the rave around.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I think friends, dude, becoming indentured servants. Dude, I don't know.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: This is all the same guy. Really, he didn't let
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: you drive the car that you paid for.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: Now I think it was my birthday too. Then for
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: my birthday I got to pay him.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I would never bitch you out like this.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Actually, when I I was with all of his friends
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: when we were in Denver for my birthday.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: You didn't say our friends. You said his friends.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Well, our friends, I guess I don't. They're his friends.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: I mean I know them mutually from him.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: But uh.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: One of them was like, we're going to make a
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: cake for my birthday. And they were like, but they
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: asked my friend Boll They're like, what does he want?
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: And bo decided to not ask me and just tell
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: them strawberry shortcake. Like strawberry short cake. So then they
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: pulled up and they were like, it's your favorite, and
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: I was like, I get I was like, I'm not.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: I don't really love it. To be honest, was he
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: doing it to prank you? He didn't.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: He was at work and he didn't he didn't care
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: to text me.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: But so he was. Did he does he actually like
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: strawberry shortcake?
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like that's what I like? Like strawberry shortcake? Yeah,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: I I honestly don't. That's almost funnier than prank.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: I don't really like cake, So I was fine with that.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Damn it was that the strawberry short cake was good
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: as fuck.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: I just love that. He uh he got you a
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: cake though.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Well he didn't. His friends made me a cake. Oh
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: they didn't make us they they made a strawberry shortcake.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: There's no way they promise you they did. Don't you
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: have to make like a compote of strawberry. Probably they're
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: good cooks. They're chefs. They're chefs.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Those are those dudes.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, night yeah, yukie nighte. Good people out there.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go out to Denver probably coming up soon.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: You really change your tune once you realize you were
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: just shitting on their strawberry shortcake. No, I wasn't.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: I was shitting on my friend for saying that I
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: like strawberry shortcake.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: It isn't funny. The cake was good. Dude, You should
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: go out when we have the next gambling competition. I
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: now I've heard that's on Owen's birthday. Oh we should
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: bring going out too.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Then, Yeah, we'll get them on a We'll get on
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: a couple of dollars banquets. Yeah, get them back on
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: the off the wagon, the wagon, off the wagon.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Lets take them to Golden We'll be like we'll blind
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: there is brewing. Yah. Yeah, you're gonna love this. I'm sober. Yeah.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Does cors make a non alcoholic They mustn't think so.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Well. If he just smells the barley and fucking suckles
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: at the wheat, if he just get it done, just
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: smelling the yeast in the air will be enough for him.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: It should be. And he doesn't like he doesn't drink beer.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: If I've been I've been spiking his drinks with vodka
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: for months, slowly, like like very very small amounts. He
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: doesn't even know it, slowly getting him back. Yeah, he
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: hasn't not He drinks die Cokes all the time, and
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: they're always jacking coke.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: He doesn't know.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Like giving a baby room jacketed through the top with
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: a needle.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: You're putting the hook in him. Yeah, and you're gonna
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: have him on the fuck. Just turning one out. Yeah,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: that's what I've been doing with Mince. Dude, with Mince, Yeah,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I mean that's what Mince has been acting goofy because
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I've been having him off the boot. He has been
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: on goof mode. I've been sprinkling a little.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: Is it wasn't actually his birthday the other day? Were
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: they fucking with him? It's definitely his birthday? He was,
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know, it wouldn't be like's not He would
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: have said, it's not my birthday?
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah? True, he's honest ass dude. I agree with Jersey.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Jerry just kidding. Now. Jerry would now right away, he
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: would yeah, and he would be like, yeah, yeah, I
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: heard what happened with that.
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: He just had a drink that wasn't alcohol. He thought
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: of his alcohol and it was like a come to
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: Jesus moment. He's like, ship, did I just break my
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: sobriety on it? Oh?
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, that would have been fucked.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: He drank it.
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: It wasn't No, it was a non alcoholic version, but
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: he thought his also had alcohol. He thought, Kim, why
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: did he drink it?
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Then? I don't know Kim gave it?
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: What him saying this doesn't have alcohol and he like
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: thought Kim just ruined his life.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: That would have been nuts an insane culprit to do
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: it too. Yeah, if we just had to take his
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: chip off.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Him, yeah, sorry, brother, have to you probably do. Definitely
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: got to turn him back in.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Right at that moment. Yeah, you definitely have to, or
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: you just throw back to zero. Never mind some model.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: It's a little crazy that they give him a chip
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: the first day they go in, right, Yeah.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: That's the way. I mean, I guess you'm you gotta
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: give him, give.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: Him, give him a week of sessions and then get
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: the chip.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Chip had all you got to earn the chip. You
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: could be coming in hammered. It is very trophy generation. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: chip right away here. Yeah, you can't give a chip
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: off the fucking rip. I only know that. Is that
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: even true? Do they actually do that? I saw that
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: in Dexter that they gave him the chip on the
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: first day. Yeah, I don't know that he never went back.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Maybe you collect chips like you got a fifty day
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: chip or some ship a year chip or some ship.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: You got to catch them all. It's like pop. Yeah,
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: it is like boy scouts. You get the sass day
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: one Yeah, yeah, one chip.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: Remember Eminem posted his like ten year chip and did Yeah, I.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Didn't know m is sober. Yeah, dude, that's why he
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: fucking sucks. Why he sucks?
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Now, Yeah, that's like, that's gonna that's what's gonna happen
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: to me.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: No, Eminem's actually the go dude. He just made he
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: made a video about like Pat's Day. He he made
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: a video talking into the Pat's Day. Yeah, that's awesome.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: It's fucking sweet. Due that was Yeah.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: I saw when he died like obviously, like Eminem shouted
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: him out. That was pretty cool.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you just made a video like this
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: a couple of days ago about it. That's sick. It's
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: fucking sick. Yeah. He's actually the goat for that. So
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding that he's he sucks. But I do
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: hope he falls off the wagon though I think no, no, no, no,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: it's funny. I'm just saying for for jokes, I hope.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: For jokes it would be again for just he is
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: the goat. He is actually the goat. Why he's steered, dude,
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: The old Eminem is so good. Yeah, I was listening
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: to a little bit of all the way up.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: It's pretty stimulated to listen to.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: I was listening to a little bit of Fiddy Fiddy
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: and Eminem.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean the fact that Dre just fucking
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: stacked those two on top of Yeah, and you know
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: you're my favorite white boy, right. I've been patiently waiting
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: to blow, impatiently wait to explode for so long. That's
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: that album is so fucking good. Yeah, it is, dude,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: dude two thousand and one. Hell, I'm just picturing you
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: stand you standing with Dre and Eminem watching Fifth the
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: do his sit ups upside down. Dude, I'm just photo
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: shopping you intil that. It was so sick.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: How long do you think he was hanging up there before?
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: He was probably just doing it casually. He's probably one
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: of the dudes that's just like at the park and
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: like Carlem, you a crazy ass, like gymnastic hour ups.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: What are they called? Yeah, power ups. Those dudes can
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: do the sickest routines.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: That's one of my reoccurring dreams that I always have.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: I think I've said that before you do power I'm
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: at the gym just banging out power ups, unlimited reps,
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, dude, I didn't know I was this.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Good at this or I mean, I've talked about this before.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: But it's that in Benching two twenty five, I just
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: this is what happened in a while because I don't
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: work out anymore. But when I was working out, it
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: would be like every night I'd be having dreams that
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: I would just like throw an extra plate on and
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: be like, damn, this is actually pretty easy.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: That's funny. It's how that would be like my dreams
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: every night. Dude, you should have stayed with working out,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: because imagine what that says about your psych You're so
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: subconsciously motivated.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: To Christ That's the thing. I can only be motivated
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: on one thing at a time.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your stand up is dominating your motivation. Yeah, for sure, definitely.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: I was like the but like when that first, like
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: because I remember I used to be at the gym
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: like being like I really want to try stand up,
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: and then I finally went and did it, and then
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: like I never went to the gym again.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: I don't want to play with you. I was like that.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: It was literally like that, Yeah, damn, that's hilarious.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: Though I do really want I wish I looked how
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: I looked though, like a couple months ago or like
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: years ago.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: I think the fact that when you just start setting
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: your mindset things and then you just dominate it and
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: it just completely dominates your mind. Yeah, you're subconscious. That's
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: fucking sick that you can unlock that level of focus.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's like all I think about. Yeah is that?
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: But like then, and also with stand up now, you're
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: probably dreaming about stand up Yeah all the time. You're
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: like crushing in your dreams. No, no, never, the opposite. Yeah,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: what's the dream that you think rare and me? Is that? Yeah?
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: I think that the the dreams are usually I get
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: an opportunity that I'm not ready for and then it
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: goes like horribly wrong totally.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That used to be my recurring Battle rap dream
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: that the thing that day happened and I wasn't prepared for. Yeah. Yeah,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: and it would happen every time, Yeah, every single time,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: And it happens to every battle Rapper too, Like they
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: all had that same dream. I'd like talk to them
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: all about it. Yeah. It makes sense, dude, because you
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: get happened to a lot of comics, you think.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: I mean, right, Yeah, I mean I'm like just like
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: a way more ahead than I should be.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: What do you mean, like in my career facts? But
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: like there's a lot.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Of disadvantages to that. What do you mean Just like
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: I mean like I'm headlining a.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Year and a half in. I know you you literally
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: have to start thinking about a special. No no, no, no, no,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: you have to start thinking about.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: You said that when I would, I don't have any
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: interest in filming a special for like years.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: For a year, no, like probably like five six years
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: at least. What Yeah, So what are you gonna do
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: with all this material? Burn? It? Is that smart? Yeah?
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: I no, you're smart.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: I don't think you should do it now because like
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: when you put out your first one.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not trying to be like Brendan shab like
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: putting out a special three years in and then he's
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: like a laughing stock for the rest of his life.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: But you're selling out. But that's fine.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: There's there's no need to do it special right now.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Why aren't you gonna put out the material?
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Maybe I'll post like a clip here and there.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: So you're just trying to get better for the art
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: of it. Yes, dude, I admire that you wouldn't you
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: would do the exact same thing. No way, yes you would.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: I don't think I would. I know you would. I
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: just dump it out. No, you wouldn't. I was literally
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: lamenting to Tyler. I was like, fucking what. We we
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: ate barbecue in Detroit together, and I was like, I
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: wish I had a craft. I would be in such
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: a little dude, I have like seventy five craft. Yeah,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Don't right now? I don't
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: you do? Oh? I don't, dude, you do? You know?
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Battle Rap was a craft. It's not my craft right now.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I don't fucking like work at battle Rap every night.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Stand up that's definitely a craft. Like making videos, like
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: editing videos, or like making a specific style of video,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: that's a craft.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: It sounds like you just want to do something different.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: You definitely have crafts.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: I don't think I have a craft right now as
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: you too. Dude, dude, I'm fucking craft I'm craftless out here.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get a fucking craft, bro, dude, what
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: should you gotta find you a craft? That's why I
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: was talking about cooking when earlier, when you were like cooking,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like should cooking, but shop
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: on it right away, didn't I? No, you shipped on
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: yourself cooking. You're like, I don't want to cook. I
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: understand in your in your kitchen, you just fucking turn
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: on the stove and cook a fucking mouse like a cockroach.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Up, dude, Well, we got to get you a craft,
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: Like what do you mean, like a hobby or like
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: something you can like, like you actually care about.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I don't know something I care. You
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: have in a midlife crisis. Maybe no, I don't say so,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: but because but I just don't think podcasting is a craft. No,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: it's not, you know what I mean. That's all I'm saying.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm doing a lot of Yeah, that's my
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: only it's just riffing. Yeah. Even yeah, even this Pat
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Beverly podcast, I don't know if that's not even it's
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: just talking about the NBA. It's not necessarily a craft either.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: Maybe you could get crafty with it, bro, Maybe you
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: got to look at it like a craft. How I
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: don't know, how can I make this better?
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: For it's even started more meetings all blackman right now,
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: and say I want more meetings.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: I do love to meet, dude, I love to connect. Yeah,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: that would be good for you. I'm like sitting down
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: in these meetings and I keep on being like all right,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: like all right, who's leading this? And I'll like look
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: around and like no one's talk and I'm like, fuck me.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that sucks to have to lead the meeting.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Tell them you're not leading. Shit, dude, I can't stop
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: doing the point to yourself that you did on the
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: draft day video.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this sweatshirt's flashy.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: I know you look like a slut, a slug slut, slut,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: you look like a flashy slut. Noah, sure, I don't
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: say that. I liked your outfit this weekend, right, I
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: was trying to thinking fix. Yeah, I was trying to
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: think what you look like. I couldn't even like put
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: it together at polo jacket, I was rocking like a
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: mechanics manager or something like dominating. Yeah, what was that jacket?
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: And or just the whole colors fly as hell? Yeah
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: it looked like Detroit. Honestly, the jacket was fly Detroit chic,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: just gray. Yeah, it was like all gray does Detroit suck? No,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Detroit was actually kind of dope. I walked through the
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: downtown last night to go out to uh, to get
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: a dinner alone after Tyler went back and uh it
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: was sweetwater. Did you come come back? When did you
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: come back last night? There were no flights there, like Tyler,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: they were on like the last flights out. It all
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: got booked up to fight. Marty was on, got canceled.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: There were two flights after the contest got ended, and
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: they were like in twenty minutes from like and I
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: was at the yeah, yeah, and uh so I walked
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: over to the fucking to a nice ass restaurant, dude,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: fucking indulge. Got some short rub hell. Yeah, it was
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: fantastic drinks. I got a glass of wine a will
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Lammette Valley. It's fantastic. Have you ever been to Oregon?
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: I haven't. Now we gotta that'd be a good as
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: spot to boon doggle out too. Yeah, that'll be fun.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: You gotta go to Oregon, dude, just see what's never.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: Been out there to Oregon, Like just that side of
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: the country, Yeah, that area northwest. Yeah, the Pacific Northwest.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: I think Washington is sweet, but I think Oregon has
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: has some good ass wilderness. Oh yeah, I don't care.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: About the cities or the politics of the people out there,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: But I do care about the fucking trees that they
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: have out there. They got those trees are sick, the
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: big ass ones. Yeah, I'm gonna go fucking hug a tree.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: They got mountains and like the beach. Yeah, they got
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: everything out prairies. We got to get out there. Let's
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: do a little nature show.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: I'll go to I'll go to the fucking Oregon people
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: do shows. Uh. I think Portland has a really good
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: comedy scene. That's it. Yeah, let's everyone goes. Okay, does
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: your agent listen to the show? Yeah, let's get Sass
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: the headlining gig out there out in Portland, Portland or Corvialis, Yeah, Corfialis.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Let's do Corvialis. Let's do Eugene. Yeah. Fact, that organ
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: is so nerdy that they named a town Eugene. Eh,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: that's a shitty name. Huh. Eugene. Eugene's a tough name.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Eugene was the nerd in the movie Grease, and he
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: was like the biggest Eugene ever. He set the tone
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: for Eugene's I think I would just go by Gene,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: you would, or just g I just go by g
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: huge from UG like Donald Trump. Yeah, yeah, yeah, ug.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: It saves you on Uber and Uber Eats. I'm there
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: for zero dollar delivery fe on cheeseburgers, up to ten
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: percent off smoothies, and six percent Uber credits back on rides.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: you think college is.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: For Uber one for students, a membership to save on
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Uber and Uber Eats with deals this good. Everyone wants
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: to be a student joined for just four ninety nine
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• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Fuck fucking Tommy, I had to use our one F
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: word for that thirteen bro, Yeah, we can't need and
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: I didn't hear you say it.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah I was. I was gonna go with the suggested nudity.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I was gonna go with extreme violence. Hell yeah, dude,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Uh what the fuck? What? Dudeh the fuck is calling me?
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Call him back? Now? See what's good?
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: What was I gonna say? This dammer show? You watched it? No,
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: it's it sweet? Yeah, it's not good.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: It gets good. It's dude, it's dark, don't. Well he
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: killed a bunch of people and ate them. You think
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: that they're supposed to spruce it up and make it lighter.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: Well, there's like it's dark, but then there's like weird parts,
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: like they're trying to show off Evan peters.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Bod, his hot bod. Oh that's the guy who's playing it.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fucking weird, and they're showing off his hot
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: bod the entire show.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: They're trying to sexual got.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: Him, like mowing the lawn, shirtless, like oiled up.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: They're gonna get a gaggle of like college students to
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: think that he's sexy.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's already happened and fetishized. It's already happened.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Charles Manson. Yeah.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: The Domino like their people are like the Yeah, I mean, dude,
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: if your pussy's not soaked. At the end of that
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: fucking show of doing something wrong.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: He was killing dudes though, he was fucking killing dudes. Yeah,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: so they the girls love him. The ladies couldn't even
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: get him. Yeah. Do you think that they just want
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: to be best friends with him? Yeah? They just want
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: to have a gay best friend who's cereal kills the
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: weirdest shit, dude? Was he weird as fuck in what ways?
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: Like they like dissected the pig in school and he
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: asked the asked the sutre if he could take one home,
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: and then the teacher said yes, which is also weird.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: A dead pig home.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: I kid after class and he was like, I got
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: another one. Like he was like, hey man, I got
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: another one. He's like, you want to come over to
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: my house?
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: And the kid was like what the fuck? He was like, no, dude,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: that's weird. Is that from that book my friend Jeffrey?
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Like there's like there's like a book about the kid
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: that grew up with him or something. How do they
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: have these stories about him being young?
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: Dude, you're like if you find out that, like someone
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: you know was a serial killer.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Every interaction biggest payday of all time.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: Like that's like like that's better than getting hit by
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: like a mail truck or some shit.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: So you can just tell their story. Like the dude,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: dude like if.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: He's the one from that school, whoever interacted with him
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: could be like I'm going to write a book about
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Jeffrey Dahmer and how I knew he was weird the whole.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Time and just make up some crazy say anything. Yeah
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: that this this pig ship's probably just made up. It's
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: just a dad hash grab.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, the dad who's like the who has a book,
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: he's probably a millionaire.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: It's the best thing that happened to a lot of people.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, especially him, dude, Like he hated his son
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: his entire life, like and then like the thing happens
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: and he acts like he cared.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Ye, Effrey Dahmer is a blank million dollar industry.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all those serial killers, dude, it's just about like
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: who can profit off them first. It's crazy and there's
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: never gonna be I mean they say there are, but
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: there's never gonna be.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Serial killers like that. Again, it don't make them the
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: same that.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: No, it's just because the technolog like the police, the
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: technology with like DNA and everything like that wasn't around
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: back then.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: I think there's a serial killer in like Missouri right now. Eh.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: So they say it's only they only got four off
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: that maybe maybe four, Yeah, dude, like like like the
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Dahmer killing like forty people and Ted Bundy killing like
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: forty people and all these people click that will never
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: happen again. There's no way it was the Golden Age.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: You probably would just have to go to another country
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: to do it.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably, Yeah, dude, Like like they would kill someone,
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: They would just walk up to someone and like broad
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: daylight kidnap them, kill them and then like throw them
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: in the woods.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: You think it's an unbreakable record. I think it's like
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Wilt Chamberlain's hundred point game.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because there's I mean everything, Like someone's probably listening
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: to us through this camera right now talk about this,
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: like everything is always being recorded. There's everything, there's surveillance everywhere.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Even getting away with a couple of them, you could
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: not know.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: I think it'd be tough to get away with one
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: less Quiggs. Quiggs said that he could get away with
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: a terrorist attack. I think didn't he Yeah? I think
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: he could too.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Well. Actually, I mean the fact that even like the
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: best hackers are just getting caught, Like the people who
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: like the seventeen year old who uh had an Uber
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: driver in Vegas who was like a programmer, and they're like, yeah,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Uber got hacked last night by some seventeen year old
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: kid who just put some clout or whatever. Can we
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: turn this TV TV the remote find a way to
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: turn this. Uh yeah, I don't fucking know. Whatever, we
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: can leave it fuck over, we go saw eggza. But
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: uh this Uber driver said that a seventeen year old
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: hacked into Uber and like exposed a bunch of inefficiencies
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: and like uber shit just because like they wanted to flex.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: But they caught this. They caught the kid who did it,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: who's like a genius level hacker packing into this shit.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: So even those people are getting caught. So that's why
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: that's the only reason I don't know why quigs could.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: Like I don't I think it's pretty tough, probably pretty
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: tough to get away with be a terrorist, just to
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: get away with anything. And that's just something that like
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: is so small. People don't care about shoplifting. Like yeah,
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: even that dude, if they really wanted to, they would
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: find your ass.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: It's just called the seventeen year old who leaked the
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: GTA thing, but he was in like not the United States.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Oh and he and they got in trouble, right, Yeah,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: I didn't even see what he leaked.
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: It was just like if it wasn't like a trailer,
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: it was like just baita footage of like the new
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: GTA game, but it's been so under wrapped since, like obviously, Yeah,
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: I mean, and then they traced it back. I don't
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: think he's from like the country or something like that.
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: That's nuts you can trace that far back.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would just hire him, you know, if he's
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: that good, IM straight get him on our team. Yeah,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: we found the FBI.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: I'm hiring his ass probably do That's probably the best
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: way to get job there. Just hack them ahead of them. No,
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: they'd be like, you guys are dumb. Let me show
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: you why.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Ship has sailed on me being able to ever hack anything. Dude.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: I went through a big phase of hack and trying
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: to like get into that. After I watched the Social Network,
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I'm gonna this is gonna be
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: what I'm gonna do this. I was like, I'm gonna
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: start probably writing code. And then I took a class
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: in high school and I figured out where all the
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: answers were online. I never once learned anything. Yeah, cheated
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: the entire course. Learning is definitely even the final project.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: I stole someone else's final project. The class was such
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: a joke, Yeah, cause you you took it like a joke.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Why didn't you just learn the code? You could have
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: been fucking it was like a study Hall. I didn't
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: have to do shit, But didn't you actually want the
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: code for.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Like the first day? And then I was like, fuck this.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I think you got to start doing it and then
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: take the adder all No, dude, I have to start
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: doing it and then take the vibe in as you've started,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: and then you're you'll lock in. Dude.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: I didn't even have to submit the final project. I
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: just had to go up and show it to the teacher.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: All right, that's why you're never going to have Zuckerberg's money.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: That's why I will never have.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: A trilli probably not unfortunately. Yeah, sad to say you'll
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: never be a trillionaire. No, it crazy coming to grips
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: with that.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: Not really, unless why, I like come up with something cool,
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: like what I got some ideas, bro, I got some ideas,
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: questions like I have one app invention that I'm not
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: going to tell you because it's too good. But I
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: have another invention. I think I've told you about this
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: one before, you know. I think i've the I think
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: I've said this one have I I don't know when
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: you know when you're drinking a cup of ice or
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: drinking an ice water and the ice keeps hitting your
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: mouth and it makes it harder to drink. Yes, it's
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: like a little a little rubber thing that you put
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: in like a like a like a great, I don't.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Know, sippy cup. That's a sippy cup.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: You put it in at the bottom of it, you
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: put it in the glass. It holds the ice at
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: the bottom.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: So but that's like a sippy cup. Why not just
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: put a lid on the top and be able to
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: like a travel monk? Actually, the dram broh fuck you
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: think about a travel monk?
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but what if you don't have a travel monk?
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: They're expensive, dude. Travel monk's like forty dollars.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: The expensive thing that you yetti traveldy travel monk it's
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: like one hundred bucks. So you're saying your product is
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: as good as a YETI travel monk. Yes, it's just
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: a lid halfway down that keeps the ice down, or
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: maybe bar is already half No, no, dude, this is
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: a good idea. What about like a cold glass, Like
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: what about keeping the glass in a freezer beforehand so
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: you never have to use the ice? Fuck?
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: That.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Who's gonna do that? Only the only bars do that.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: You think you're going to make a trillion dollars off
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: of having a lid? I think making a lid maybe
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: a three trail idea. I don't even think the guy
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: who came up with lid trillionaire. That's a three t
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: idea for sure. No way, that's that's a low T.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: I No, I'm happy if that's a low t idea
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: because that means it's still in the t's.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: No, it's at least a three t idea. That's not
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: a fucking if. By T you mean thousand. No, no, no, trillion. No,
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: that's a three thousand dollars idea. That shit is that
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: that has been done? Dude? Uh clear toaster sucks ass.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: I'll give you another good idea that I have, but
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: this one's gonna get solen and it's gonna get made,
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: and I'm gonna lose all my money. You know the
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: game Trivia Crack. Yeah, Trivia Crack, but it's like customized
• 54:34
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• 54:37
  Speaker 1: What like flash cards.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Like the game, but instead you're studying for a test
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: while playing that fun ass game against your friends.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Damn Like that genius that is good. Genius that is good,
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: should have given let's cut this. No, no, that's good.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: I don't want that in there. Why don't you just
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: if you have learned how to get to make my teas,
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: you could have built that out that that's what I wanted.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: That's why I wanted to start educating.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: I came up with that idea after I watched Social
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: Network and I was like, it's I was like, I
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: need to go to Harvard.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: And said he went to barstool and.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Said, I signed a full, full four year contractor I
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: don't know what I'm saying. You're making more than Zuckerberg
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: now though pretty much, dude, and God knows that's they're
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: giving me equity.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: After you gave him the trivia crack. Do I say
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: that I got equity? Well, I knew that, Tommy did.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that you did too. You and Tommy
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: are the faces of this sort. Have to cut this
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: to a trivia crack and the equity part. You guys
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: are the faces of the company. Now, Rush were.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: Pissed if they found out that I got equity.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: You chicken fry, Tommy and Rudy up the future of
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: the New York office New Big four when we moved
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: our stool TMZ. When they moved into this office, do
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: you remember when they had the big mural on the
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: wall of all the people like sitting on a beam
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: together like they had built it, and then like the
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: less important people were like painted smaller and had like
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: small ass faces. Everybody. Well, yeah, everybody was painted small
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: and there was like a little ten all right. No, well,
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: I'm sure people were pissed on the low, but it's
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: just the most narcissistic thing of all.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: Kind I was pumped when they painted over that.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: To paint yourselves onto the walls at the company, Yeah,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: that's so fucking preposterous, Like that's like pretentious if you're
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: like a ninety year old billionaire who has like a
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: portrait of yourself hanging over your own fireplace, much less
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: being like a young, cool company. Yeah, it was.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: It was the worst part was that, like how they
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: all looked in the painting, like they all they was
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: like who was it was big Hat, Dave k Marco, KFC,
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: Erica and Fidelberg.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were all It looked like they were all
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: just like hanging out, like having a chat, like all
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: smiling like buddy, Buddy, I get a wedding picture when
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: they tell everyone to like like act like you're talking
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: to each other and yeah, trying to look like the
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: last suppert. Yeah it was. That was shaky. That was
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: a shaky period. That was like a two year period.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: It's just not great with aesthetics around you. Oh no,
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: we struggle, yeah, with the aesthetics. But that's all right, though.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: We're gonna we'll get better work. It looks like we
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: work in a factory. Looks like we work in a
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: fucking yeah, like a garment factory. Yeah, Like there's just
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: ships strewn all over all. The walls are this looks
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: this looks better by a lot.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: These red sweatshirts look fucking sick. Oh these are these
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: are This was a good move and they get so
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: many views.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: People are just gonna be tricked, and this is probably gonna.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: Be our highest viewed episode. Every's going to like, what
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: is up with those reds? Oh, the fucking red coats
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: are coming. That's what happens when me and Ron are
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: about to bust. Red coats are coming. Fuck yeah, bro,
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: it's a singer.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: See you and I get it, Bro, I know I
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: totally actually get that.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: People see me and Roan pulling up to this stew
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: and the red coats.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah dude, that how I mean? I guess we talked
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: about it on the act, but the that Stripper ship
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: was the worst, uh, the worst thing that's ever happened.
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  Speaker 1: Sit there, watch the birds for the entire day. Oh
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: hell yeah, I know we watched the birds at Mike's
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: house when you came to East Falls, but we should
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: have gone over to Billy Murphy's Billieve Murphy's. God damn,
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: sen me back some good memories in there. What are
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: you going on? Are you going to Philly? No? No,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: I gotta go to fucking yeah right, Where are you going?
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: This weekend? Bro Pop Punk Festival? To the pop punk
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: festivals this weekend.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: Oh say less, yeah, bro, my ticket?
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna come down? That's the one with the
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: lumini and shit right? Yeah dude, we get there for free? Yeah?
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: How do I get there? People keep asking if we're going.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: I'm like, if I'm paying, I'm not going. But if
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: I would pay to go, I think the only thing
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: available is like three day passes for like four hundred dollars. No, well,
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: you gave your boys.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: Tell them sass is pulling up. I know the ban
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: Tell lumineers you gave them big fans. Gave your boy
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: four hundred for a car.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Dude, you can't pay four hundred for entertainment that you'll
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: actually enjoy. I would enjoy that. That would be so fun.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: What's it called? What's the festival called? Oceans Calling? Ocean's
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: Calling in Ocean City, Maryland. God damn, it's gonna be
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: fucking sweet. And I've been on.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: A cage the elephant kick like you have.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've been a loan to you. Yeah to me.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: But the lumineers would be sick.
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: I feel like luminiars might get a little fruity though,
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: fu do you mean by that, you know what I mean?
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: What do you mean by that? Yeah, little fruity, what
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: the fuck do you mean by that? Dude? Just a
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: bunch of dudes. I've been along with you, along with
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: me in my you ever standing on Canal and Bowery Now,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: I was standing in every time by Canal Songs. Due dude.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Their songs are so good.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: But I love when they're doing the.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: More good songs. They always they always every song.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah there ship, that's that, dude, that they got some
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: good ship sing some Cage the Elephant.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Bro, Cigarette day dreams, Cigarette day dreams. But that one's
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: a little sing it though, No, no, no, all right.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: What I've been big on though recently is Cage the Elephant.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: This song fucking rules back against the Wall. Oh that's
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: like my guts. Like I listen, that's only ten times
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: a day and I'm just like fucking jam into it.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: Oh we're gonna get copyrighted.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: And that ships two seconds and that ship was two seconds?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: What the hell were you thinking? You gotta get on
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: you gotta get on Cage the Elephant more. I love Cage.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Think you'll get to meet him, you get to meet
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: the boys. I know the one dude Nick Bockrath a
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah, because he used to be in a
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: band called to his wedding. Oh, he used to be
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: in a band in Philly called uh.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: Used to be on kot D. Yeah, he actually used
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: to battle rap.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: It's the same kind of vibe because I knew just
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: from like the Philly music scene. Uh, back in the day.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is the name of his band? Dude,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Nico's Gun. You should big man him. I can't, big
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: man big Man be like, Dude, this is great. This
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: is great that we're both on the same Uh. Likes
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: pretty seems like you're doing pretty good. Wellly shit, I
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: know you guys were gonna be here. That's crazy good
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: for you guys. You know where the lumineers are at.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm also hosting like some food stage and uh,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: the guy Andrew Zimmern from Have you ever watched that
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: guy from like what's it called Weird Foods or some
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: shit like that. He goes around the world and eats
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: like fucking disgusting ship like snails. No, that sounds drill
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: and ship. But I think he's a he's a very
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: famous chef. Oh cool, you're some famous chefs. But I
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: think this ship is going to be sweet. But I'm
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: worried about this storm. Dude, have you seen this storm
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: that huh? Yan? Is that what his name? That's his name?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: His name?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: Damn, that's just gonna be nasty one because it's a dude,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: I know. And they're stronger than women, even in hurricanes.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: It's actually not true because Katrino I was about to say,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: I like one of all time? What about Harvey?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: Sandy? Yes, Sandy Harvey. Harvey's a dude. Do you think
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: Harvey was a girl's name? That depends on how you
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: look at it. You think Harvey WI these days, Harvey
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Watson getting such a hard time, she gets a bad rap.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: I was just watching that episode of Curb like it
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: was like the first episode of season one, where fucking uh,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: what's the guy's name? Who's that comic in the show,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: like Larry David's assistant, Jeff gold Bloom, Jeff something like
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: that old Stein's.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Nobody? Where the gold He's in the Goldbergs, Goldbergs, that's
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: what is his name? Not Goldberg? No, we're the Goldbergs.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: There's an episode I forget what his name is. But one, no,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: big guy.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: Larry is enough assistant. No, it's just it's his manager.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: It's Larry's manager. I know who you're talking about. Yeah,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: there's an episode in the show where he uh be
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: infuriated at home right now screaming the name into their Garland. Yeah,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: Jeff Garland. Their tall radio that they have.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: Jeff Garland kind of looks like Harvey weinste And he's
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: like walking down the street and some girl lady comes
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: up to him and she's like, you're a fucking pig
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: and she's like, who the fuck invited you to this party?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: And then someone's like, no, no, no, that's not Harvey Weinstein.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, so funny.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: They do look a lot alike, though, Yeah, shout out
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: to fucking Larry David. Do.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: Larry David's the the David's the sneaky, He's sneaky, talented.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Larry David used to do King of the Dot. Yeaheah, dude,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: I watched some battle rap this weekend. Uh, dude, there
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: was a guy who uh who fucking at like the
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: biggest battle rap of the year summer mad in this twelve,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: this massive event, and uh, this guy's been doing it
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: for years, and dude, he keeps on throwing up on
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: stage really in the middle of his battle rap purpose, No,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: he's rapping, and he'll he'll just like start throwing up
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: in the middle. Nerves. I guess it's from nerves. Got
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: to be from nerves. Are like, it's fucking craky. He
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: his acid and his stuff. You got to pick a
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: different career. I think at that point, he's been doing
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: it since he was like sixteen years old. He's like
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: twenty four now. Is he good? Yeah, he's very good.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: And he's like, you know, respected New York dude like
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: just pukes. Yeah, like his fucking craziest throw up on stage,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: and he'll have like his boys him. It really is
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: exactly that. And it's like to the point where everyone's
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: even made all the good jokes about it. Like there's
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: not even good jokes anymore, like from the mom spaghetti
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: standpoint that someone could rebuttle with because it's just like
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: seven times that he's like throwing nuts and nuts. Even
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: his boys will be like, dude, just you're like, you're good.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: I love you, bro, but just not on the ballins.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: He's like, that's hilarious. You don't throw up on my shoes.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: Do you know Reggie Cush I see a stand up
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: He's a stand up slash battle rapper.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: If you introduced me to him, I did at the
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: stand I might have you did, I think, yeah, we met.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: Always posting bars. Yeah, he's always spitting.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: I think he was gonna do a battle rap so
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: I kind of competition or something like that.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: Doing it at the Carolines on Carolines, Yeah, yeah, or
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: a New York Comedy fest.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gonna be dope. Yeah, that's gonna be fantastic.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna go? What are you doing for n
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: y c CF? Nothing? What? Yeah? What they're doing? You wrong?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: The fucking industry hates us, dude, I know, I can't
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: believe and call him columns on Uh oh yeah, Ellen, Yeah,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: is hilarious. That is hilarious because he's a piece of
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: ship alreadiest comic. I know.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: I have no idea what he's I'm very excited where
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: he's He invited me to watch it somewhere tonight, But
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: like dude, uh, I have no idea what material he
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: possibly could have done.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: He's gonna say the the most fucked up ship ever,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: or just completely new material it's gonna be all new shit.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: It's gotta be all ship that he wrote for this.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious. Who who uh? I guess he is just industry.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, who got him into this or
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: how did he got it? I think he got it.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: He was at the cellar and I think the booker
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: was there.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're just like this, and they liked his set,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: so they were like sending a tape this cuts funny.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was actually months ago and then nothing ever,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: he never said anything about it, but then I guess
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: he did it. I'm pumped to watch it.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Dude. Look at you fucking surrounding yourself with talent that
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: you aim drop.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: I know, nothing for the nothing for though s n L. Yeah,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: nothing for your boy.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Why not. You're making enough money home to buy cars
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: for your friends. I'm just humble, dude. Literally just shower
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: by a car for my friend. You literally did, and
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: he paid you back. But you're acting as the bank
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: in this situation. I am the bank. You are the bank.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: You went from spending time at the bank to physically
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: the bank. Yeah, you manifest bank. Yeah, you spent so
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: much time at the bank that you robots in disguise
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: into being the actual fucking bank, which is sick. You're sick.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: I know you're on one. Eh, you're talking about all
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: your friends getting all this ship, dude, all those dudes
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: are like fucking thirty five.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: Dude, those are my Those are my best friends that
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: you're talking about.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, aren't you thirty five yet? But fucking I
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: will be. I'm trying to get their accomplishments here. He's
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: just so down on yourself. I'm not.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: I'm not down to myself being down on yourself. I
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: don't like it.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Bro, I get down on myself like Marilyn Manson. Bro,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: that's good. You know how he sucked his own cocked
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: as cock? Yeah, what were you saying about coming red
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: or something like that? Well we moved on from that
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: a good bit ago. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: Wasn't our strongest That wasn't my strongest joke.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: Well, we're just trying out some more wordplay type of shit.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: We're going for a little bit of a more wordplay.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: We're able to work play based comedy. There's a lot
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: of crossword puzzles and fucking keep the brain sharp? What else?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: What else? I was at a wedding this weekend. Remember
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: the marine bachelor party that I went to. Yeah, it
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: was the culmination of that, and so we were out
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: razy weekend with all the Marines. Dude, and I read
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: at the wedding. I did a reading and I literally
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: fucking blew the roof off the place. Really, if you
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: give me the word of God, I'll fucking sing it
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: from the Rooftop's awesome. People were so people were so
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: complimentary about it. It was the most good feedback I've
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: ever gotten from something in my entire life. Yeah, everyone
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: was so nice to me about it. People nervous a
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: off talking, of course not. And I was being such
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: a cocksucker about it that, like I almost burst out laugh.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: I was like taking long pauses, like anyone mad at
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: the bride and groom. Were they mad? No?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: They they know you were fucking around, or they thought
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: you were serious.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: Everyone loved it. Everyone absolutely loved it. Did you want
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: to hear the reading? Yeah, I'll do it for you
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: right now. I took a picture of it just in case,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: just in case, what someone in case I lost the paper? Okay, okay,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: a reading? How long is this? This long? Okay? Like
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: a poem? I wanted to make sure it wasn't like
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: ten pages.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: How long is this going to be? I used to
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: do you know, I used to do this, used to read.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: You just have to read at church. That's who you did,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: is where to God you did? That's reading it insane.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: From the huh and the boys, the pop pumpuys. I
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: gotta get out with them in a minute. But are
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: you leaving? I gotta leave in for what are you
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: going to the show? Like? No? We have practice? Okay,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: all right? Read reading from the Letter to the Hebrews.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: Brothers and sisters. Let mutual love continue. Do not neglect hospitality,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: for through it some of us have entertained angels. Be
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: mindful of prisoners as of sharing their imprisonment, and of
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: the ill treated as of yourselves. For you are also
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: in the body. What does that even fucking mean? Dude,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: in the body? Let marriage be honored among all, keep
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: spinning and the marriage bed kept undefiled for life. Let
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: your life be free from love of money. S. Yeah,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: I didn't stutter in the moment, Dude, I was spitting.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: I'm having a hard time believing this is like when
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: Josh Prey tried to battle you on the act.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: Fuck, dude, I feel like I'm fucking that's up. And
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: when I said it in the moment, dude, I was like,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: I literally, you're in the moment. You lock in. I
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: dialed in. I locked in, Dude, I got distracted by
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: pop punk. Dude. You saw the.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: Boys walking out without you. That must have been upsetting
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: to see.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: They were walking out with Caroline. The fuck are they going? Yeah, Caroline,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: all right, bro, you'll roun you're off. We're going to
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: the bullpen.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna go meet up with the cage as
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: what they would call them, the cage ac CTE CTE.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: Holy shit, blow your fucking mind, So blow your fucking brain.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: Call let's call a ct E the way. We're gonna
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: freaking destroy your brain. Dude, I can't believe hygied music.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: I just fumbled that fucking reading.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: You did fuck it up pretty bad. That's fucking terror.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: And I was just bragging so much about it. I
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: usually don't even really brag like that, not like that,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: and I started to brag. That's what happens. When I
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: started to brag. That was probably God. That was definitely God. Ah,
• 1:11:19
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• 1:12:18
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• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: kind of sweet, though, eh No, it's good. It was good.
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  Speaker 3: I listened to a lot of podcasts, a lot of music,
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  Speaker 1: like when Mozart put out his ninth Symphony, he was booed.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: The people were few with him, and I was like, oh,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: that's crazy. And I looked it up and people loved
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: his night Symphony. They fucking intermittently cheered it as it
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: was happening. Yeah.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: C K gets a little intellectual on podcasts.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I fucking like it, though, I feel like he
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: spits facts. But that's that one is just smart, dude. Yeah,
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: he's too smart, too smart. His brain is way too
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: bid get smart like that. You probably can bend spoons
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: by looking at them. Yeah, he's a smart guy, intimidatingly
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: the wise man too, and good processes.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: He was at the top and he lost it all. Yeah,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: now he's coming back.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: That's the best way to get some good ass wisdom.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: Fall off, That's how you open your third eye. Fall
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: off hard. Yeah, ask for a raise, don't get it,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: and then just come back swing it and then just
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: make your own money. Climb out the mud like a
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: fucking swamp thing. I'm saving up all my money to
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: buy barstool. Yeah, fire, Dave, you're gonna buy him a car? Yeah, here, Dave,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: here's a Bugatti. Dude.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: Those videos of people just being like, uh, I was
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: on I'm getting a little to two into the reels
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: lately on Instagram. M hmm, a little two into reels
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: cause it's addicting.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: Aye at TikTok.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: I'll go as far to say it might be worse
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: than TikTok, but dude, like that shit is designed to
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: be like the dumbest stuff ever that they just want
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: to fill our brands with it. The government, Zuckerberg, Zuckerberg,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: they're trying to make Co're trying to make is dumb.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: And I'll catch myself watching it and be like, dude,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: what the fuck am I doing right now?
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: And I'll put it down so now you.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: Won't swear to God, I've caught myself in multiple times,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: like recently, I mean, like, why am I watching this nothing?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: I'll open up a book. Really yeah, I'll say it's
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: time to inform myself.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: How long do you read for before you go back
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: to your phone? Zero?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: Dude, I read. I've been reading for like two hours
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: a night. Fucking goes flying through this book right now.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: That's got to be good for your brain. That's probably
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: why you're writing these tags of these jokes. Brain. It's
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: good for the brain. Dude.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: Getting off of social media is so good for the brain.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: I recommend you to do the same.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: You're not off of social media. I recommend you to
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: do the same. You're not doing what you're saying. Yes,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: I am, you're not off. Hell are you talking about?
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: You're off social media? Oh?
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: I recommend deleting on your apps. I'm off.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: My phone doesn't even have my phone doesn't Only half
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: I've gotten out was the Barstool Sports book.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: I just took a bad actually, so I forget what
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: I even Took's this is the gambling portion of the show.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: Let's talk picks.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: Welcome back to picks uh picks with Picks with Sassin Ron.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: What do you what are your picks for tonight?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Huh? I like the giants.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: G man, you're taking the over, no under the under? Yeah,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: I take the over.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well this will be out by the time people
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: hear about this, so one of us will be right.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: And I took correct score twenty three twenty one cowboys.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: So and if that wins, I make a thousand dollars
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: sethy So. Yeah, if both of those hit, that would
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: be fucking awesome.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: Can you buy it with their one thousand dollars? Can
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: you buy me a car? I'll buy I'll give you
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: a down payment for a car. Okay, that's fair. Yeah,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: I'll take that.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: You don't have a car. I got a whip? No, no,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: you don't have a whip in the city.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Oh we do. So you do have a car? What
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: the fuck is that? Where? Where was the now where?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: You're honest, it's really my it's my wife's car. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: she lets you rent it out sometimes. Yeah. Let she
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: puts it on Toro and lets me drive it. Six
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: Borro fucked me. Yeah yeah, back in La.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: How I signed up? Oh yeah, you were trying to
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: go like trying to go hiking. You're gonna go drive
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: to a hike.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: Trying to get I was trying to get out in
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: the wilderness, I know, and it wouldn't let me because
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: you have to be like twenty five to use the app,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: even though it says you have to.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: Be eighteen, but really, because you weren't wearing your roller blades.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: That's why the toro guy was probably just a yak
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: listener being like.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: Uh ah ah, yeah, you fired up right now? What
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: do you mean because the acrylics you get a lot
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: of angry dms. Oh oh yeah, yeah, big time.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. People are like, nail check, what do you use
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: to you reply? I show him one of my nails.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: What do you do? What do you mean? Oh?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, the middle finger. That's good, that's smart.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: It's fucking now.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what uh do you say? You're gonna get him?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: Of course I got him. Getting them to night.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: Was about that. She was like, you're your work is
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: trying to turn you into a full blown homosexual, and
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: that threatens our nuclear family. She is homophobic as fucked dude.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: Most of her friends are gay dudes. Most of her
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: friends are gay serial killers. Holy shit, really all of
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: her friends are Yeah, did you see that?
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: The Dahmer. The show is under the lgbt Q on
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: on Netflix?
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: Is it actually yeah? Isn't that fucking crazy? How? Oh?
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: Because he's gay?
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a whole bit about him. I'm doing
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: about it.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: No way, I'm out to the show and seen you're
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: next to you guys in Austin. When's the fucking show, bro,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: I'm going.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: To be in Austin at some point in October the
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: Creak in the Cave. And also a lot of people
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: have asked, Hi, when I'm coming to Boston. I'll be
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: in Boston, I believe in February at left Boston.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: Dude, I gotta go to this practice, all right. You
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: want me to rip solo for a bit? No, no, no,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let you rip solo ver long we've
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: been going rip solo, dude, I don't care, like eighty minutes.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: I think we got one more ad eighty minutes. Shit,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: all right, let me let me tuck this fucking.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: We've really been going for eighty minutes. I gonna say
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: it felt like we were running of stuff to talk
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: about now, so it's like we don't want been going
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: for like thirty minutes.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: Really, So we had this was a good episode, then
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: it's been a great episode. Hell you been flying all right,
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: We've been having a bus I've been doing my little dick.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: Conception of what is an hour because now the Yak
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: is just not It's just not an hour long show anymore.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: It's at like an hour and a half minimum. So
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: now that feels like what this should be.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and well you just also hit flow state with
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: your conversations. I've been on flow state for a bit.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: What what pick did you have this weekend? The hit
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: Eagles minus say, I have one that hit all things
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: money line, money lines with the money I.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: Was betting against. I was betting against some people's teams
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: that I don't want to be on the wrong side of.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: But let's just say, big payday for the boy thirty
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: bucks in the pocket.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: Damn sad. Rather treat yourself to a turkey sandwich on
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: the Yeah, oh yeah, you deserve it.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: Then I put it all on my Giants or my cowboys.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: Fuck the Cowboys. But I did bet on them tonight.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: Asks bro, fuck the Cowboys. That was a good slap, bro.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: I uh, And I bet on the Eagles, but I didn't.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: I don't think I bet I think I did a
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: parlay and it didn't hit.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: You didn't hit the rest of them. It's better on
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: the Eagle, straight up, dude, better on the Eagles to
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: win the Super Bowl.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: Now I should have you're sick? Oh actually I meant
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: to put that in. Yeah, and Penn State.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: Definitely bet on Definitely bet on the Eagles. Penn State.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: It's tough because it's just you know they're going to
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: lose State. Yeah, stayed so sick, so.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: It'll be a good game. I'm going for it. Yeah.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going down to State for it. Are you
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: actually gonna go down solo trip?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: No way? Are you gonna stay Atherton.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna sleep and I'm gonna sleep in the Impress broad.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: Hatchback catch out.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: How funny would that be if I was like sleeping
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: on like a six hour drive, that would be a
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: fucking go over for like thirty minutes to crash just
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: to take advantage of the hatchback, just to.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: Fully stretch out in the Impress.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: I actually thought about that at one point yesterday. I
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: was like, dude, I gotta take a nap.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: Just having like a TikTok account where you like tricked
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: out like van line.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: Pulling over in the in the in the Lincoln Tunnel crashing.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: Did I open my windows in the Lincoln Tunnel the
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: other day? The worst decision I've ever Why? Did just
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: myll like fumes? It was I couldn't breathe due Yeah, dude,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: that happened to me yesterday.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: But I didn't even have the win open. But I
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: was like, holy shit, because you're in traffic and all
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: the cars are running yeah, and I'm like, dude, this
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: is this feels unhealthy.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: I feel like I could have a class action suit
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: to get a city.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: Of yeah, or for having people probably people that have
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: to take that tunnel every day yikes, yikes, dude.
• 1:21:15
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• 1:21:18
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• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: Eagle boys are going crazy?
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: Are the birds gonna be a pissed that I'm wearing
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: this Patriots jersey?
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: Definitely, dude. I only did it to match you, I know,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: I know. So it's basically I'm wearing it and I'm
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: wearing this shirt just to fuck with. Bro. When you're
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: wearing a Mississippi, are you're wearing an old miss? Yeah,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: old miss, old miss, old miss miss, I said, old miss.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: I don't care. I call you little sasquatch.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: I don't say it right, old miss in Oxford, Oxford Town,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: Oxford Town. It's such everybody's heading down to Oxford Town. No, no, no, no,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: that's pop Dylan is actually I thought you're riffing now bro,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: you know the song riffing actually started on guitars.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: Dude. I believe that. Yeah, I believe that. All right,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: you gotta get out of here, Yeah, I gotta get
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: out of here. I also got a pee. What are
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: you about to have for dinner tonight.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: Bro okay, sandwich, two of them, and then I'm gonna
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: go to Patty McGuire's to watch columns set live.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, meet him at Patty McGuire's yesterday. Think about it
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: by just threw you off?
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, come out to come out to Patty
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: mcguires tonight.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be funny. Yeah, that would be fucking funny.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: Absolute fucking fools. All right, Yo, What are you gonna
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: do with that sweatshirt? If you don't wear it, probably
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: throw it away. It was seventy dollars. No, it wasn't.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: Swear to god it was was it? Really? Yes?
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: Why would you buy it for you? There's no way
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: you bought it for me. I don't I don't believe you.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 3: This is how you try and make me look bad.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: You definitely needed a sweatshirt, and you're like, I'll buy this,
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: and then you're like, I'm gonna tell every I'm gonna
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: tell herhen I bought it.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: Forceasas when did I need a sweatshirt? I wear a
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: suit all day yesterday Todyler was with me.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: Then you flew home this morning. Maybe you didn't want
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: to wear a suit.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: On the plane. How could I wear a sweatshirt? How
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: could I buy a sweatshirt in the morning when I
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: had a flight at eight am? At the store? What store, dude?
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: This is a sweathirt that you buy at the airport.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: I bought it at the restaurant that I was at
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: last night. And you can check if that restaurant actually
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: sells those.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'll keep it and I won't throw it away.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: You have to wear it or just like you give
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: it to someone who I'm not going to throw it away.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: It is a nic sweatshirt. What are you gonna do
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: with it?
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: And I was thinking, I was like, this has to
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: be at least seventy.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: It is seventy zero sixty caught in fort polyester. The
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: restaurant was called the Apparatus Room. It was at the
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: Detroit Foundation Hotel. I walked there last night, and the
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: Detroit Foundation Hotel sells those. I saw one on the
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: rack and I said, this would be perfect for a
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: little sasquatch, a little SaaS little SaaS Ah.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: What you liar? What I've caught you in a lie?
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: What I can see where you ripped the tag off?
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: It was a tag here once and then someone ripped
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: it off.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: I didn't want you to know how much a house. Now,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: this isn't tag that is built in that you only
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: rip off if it's like itchy on the back of
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: your neck. No, no, no, no, yes he has percent.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 3: And then you get it and you're like, oh, I
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: gotta rip this off because it's itching on the back
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 3: of I don't know, no one, No one pre rips
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: this tag off.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: I didn't price is not on this tag. I didn't
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: want you to know how much, liar, I don't want
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: you to know where did you get this? Who's is this?
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: I got it? I don't want this. I don't want this.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: Fucking's my shirt? Why this is someone else's sweater? Yes
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: it is, dude, I just caught you in a lie.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: You can literally see the white right here was ripped
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: because I took off the tag. Oh you didn't. You
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: don't pre rip the tag like that I did. Boss.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: Is the tag that just says what size it is?
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: Talking about this place, the apparatus room. See you bought
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: it last you in a lie. If you're in Detroit,
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: go through the apparatus room. Snap a picture of the sweatros.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: I just caught you in a deep ded sass. Send
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: it to sas something, Brandon, what do you need? Book?
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: Your notebook? The voice feeling good doesn't sound great, sounds
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: like cookie monster.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: Well we're done, so all right, thanks everyone for listening.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: Check out the Brandon Walker Show on YouTube.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: Uh fives in two days.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll see you guys next week. Come see Ron
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: out in uh Maryland at Ocean Store. Ocean's calling, Ocean's calling.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: You're going to be there. I'll be there. I swear
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: to God, I bought that last night for you. All Right,
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: we'll let the viewers decide, all right, all right,