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DLHS Hour 2 | You should have told me you only had one hand · The D.L. Hughley Show

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Speaker 1: It is the d human question.
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Speaker 2: We're asking a young man and a woman having an argument,
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Speaker 2: got kind of you know, testy, this was the scenario.
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Speaker 3: Man, I can't.
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Speaker 4: Believe it, Oh my god, because I got one head.
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Speaker 4: He don't want to go you want you want you?
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Speaker 4: Oh my god. It's pissing me off.
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Speaker 3: Because I was born like this.
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Speaker 5: You should have told me about I had boyd Come on,
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Speaker 5: don't do that.
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Speaker 3: Man, I was born like this.
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Speaker 2: Do you think she should have told now? You know,
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Speaker 2: I think the younger you are probably the more immature,
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Speaker 2: not all the time, but the more immature you are, right, Like,
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Speaker 2: there are things that you will not take, that you
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Speaker 2: will sell for.
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Speaker 1: When you're younger, that you don't tend to when you're older.
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Speaker 2: Right, yes, uh, And I think given a lot of
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Speaker 2: things that people have been through in the dirty dating circle,
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Speaker 2: I want the one hand might be the least. Having
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Speaker 2: one hand might be the least of the things that
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Speaker 2: are their red flags.
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Speaker 6: Right.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, So you just give me somebody an opportunity to,
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Speaker 2: you know, to kind of have that information might be feasible.
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Speaker 1: Skip. What were you saying? What do you think you know?
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Speaker 7: What you would think that? Okay, you tell ahead of time.
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Speaker 7: But you know where does it stop? That's not my
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Speaker 7: real hair. I got a glance eigh.
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Speaker 2: Maybe you couldn't tell glass eye like stuff is permanent.
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Speaker 2: You should tell always have a glass eye.
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Speaker 7: But I think those things happen supposed to have nine
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Speaker 7: toes because I had a lawnmower accident.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, maybe you only have one ball? Did you tell
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Speaker 8: that too? Absolutely? And let's let's just say it.
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Speaker 3: Where does it?
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Speaker 1: They just say, Okay, now it stops.
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Speaker 3: I got two vaginas. Do I need to tell you
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Speaker 3: that too?
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Speaker 1: You can have different boyfriends listening? It stops. That happened
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Speaker 1: to somebody.
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Speaker 3: I know it did kids by two different dudes.
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Speaker 1: No I didn't. That was mine, that is. And let's
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Speaker 1: leave Liz Drack out of the one ball conversation. Listen.
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Speaker 2: I think that whatever you try to hide is what
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Speaker 2: probably somebody would like to know.
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Speaker 8: Well, I don't necessarily know that she was trying to hide,
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Speaker 8: like she just didn't bring it up. I think it's
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Speaker 8: the same as in likes It said, if you if
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Speaker 8: somebody has a glass eye, they're probably not going to
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Speaker 8: volunteer that information before the date.
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Speaker 3: They wait till get there because they don't want to
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Speaker 3: over a drink.
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Speaker 8: They simply said, well, you know, one of these guys
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Speaker 8: really ain't mine. I picked it up at the doctor.
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Speaker 1: Or they pour their drink in the glass eyes. That's nasty.
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Speaker 3: You need nothing ice cube. There you go.
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Speaker 2: I think anything you try to hide from somebody something
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Speaker 2: they might want to know.
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Speaker 3: I don't think replacement.
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Speaker 2: Okay, now you're being silly. All that stuff is internal.
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Speaker 2: If I come to the thing, unless you warm and
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Speaker 2: you can regenerate it. If I come to if somebody
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Speaker 2: comes to a situation and they have an appendage missing,
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Speaker 2: then then that's obvious.
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Speaker 7: Like suppose you got if they have if they.
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Speaker 3: Now see you can you can have a condition. You
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Speaker 3: can have a condition where you are born with no teeth.
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Speaker 1: Right, well, that's very internal.
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Speaker 3: But I mean, you know things like that can happen.
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Speaker 3: I don't think you should. You should.
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Speaker 8: What I'm going to do he required to tell people
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Speaker 8: something about you until you meet you and.
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Speaker 2: You and skip when you do. You got your carnival podcast.
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Speaker 2: That'll be great. But right now, what if they have this,
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Speaker 2: I'm careying nothing about that. This woman came with one hand,
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Speaker 2: and obviously that man had a problem with it, and
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Speaker 2: she might have had. She might have had something inkling
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Speaker 2: that he might have had a problem with it. The
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Speaker 2: question we're asking this is the scenario.
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Speaker 4: Man, I can't believe this, Oh my god, because I
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Speaker 4: got one hand. He don't want to go.
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Speaker 3: You want you? Oh my god.
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Speaker 4: It's pissing me off because I was born like this.
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Speaker 5: You should have told me about that I had. Boy, dude,
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Speaker 5: come on, don't do that.
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Speaker 3: Man, I was born like this.
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Speaker 2: Do you agree? Now we have a friend. He's a writer,
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Speaker 2: very funny dude named Roger. I ain't gonna say his
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Speaker 2: last name. He has a hook, right, does have a hook?
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Speaker 9: Yep.
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Speaker 8: And you didn't want us before he came in the studio, yep,
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Speaker 8: you should have yep.
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Speaker 2: But he's he's very handy. You do your kids in
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Speaker 2: the car, he gets it, He hangs your coat up.
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Speaker 1: It's great.
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Speaker 8: But you know what, I asked him if he would
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Speaker 8: tell people, and he said no, yeah yeah, but but
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Speaker 8: then see all.
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Speaker 1: That time chasing Peter Pan, he gets more out. I'm
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Speaker 1: just man.
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Speaker 2: So but but but he's he's a very funny, like, yes,
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Speaker 2: he wanted to write Wait a.
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Speaker 3: Minute, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah, No
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Speaker 3: I thought you were trying to say somebody in my
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Speaker 3: my family had a hook. No, but she did.
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Speaker 8: She thought he was attractive. She overlooked the hook and everything.
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Speaker 8: She saw it as an amenity. Yeah, it's an amenity.
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Speaker 8: He scratched his hell out of my back. Yeah, so
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Speaker 8: once you meet him, you're hooked.
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Speaker 3: There you go. I think it's to.
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Speaker 1: Want Peter Pan, that's for sure.
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Speaker 3: Man takes your jacket.
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Speaker 8: I even criticize myself and say that it is a
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Speaker 8: very superficial thing that I did in the past when
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Speaker 8: the guy came to take me out and he had
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Speaker 8: a hat on and he was bald, right, that was
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Speaker 8: very superficial to me. I'm saying that when you were
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Speaker 8: it was different. Would you have that? If you would
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Speaker 8: you have that? What if you let if you let yours.
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Speaker 3: Grow, you have We'll never know. I'm not letting.
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Speaker 1: Would you would you have the tenth grade?
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Speaker 10: P e T.
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Speaker 7: I am not doing the homie declinown, We're not doing it.
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Speaker 8: I think your relationship or a potential relationship should be
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Speaker 8: based on more than appendiges.
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Speaker 1: But you got to get to that first, of course.
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Speaker 3: But to me, that's no different than like I said,
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Speaker 3: if you show.
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Speaker 2: Up a hand, hand me down my head.
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Speaker 3: You're not going to say that to a girl, just
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Speaker 3: so you know before we go on a date. I
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Speaker 3: only have one.
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Speaker 1: You're not going to.
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Speaker 7: Say that you supposed to have the have the themain anything.
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Speaker 3: Or maybe you don't have a mail, maybe you don't
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Speaker 3: have a male member.
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Speaker 1: Don't tell that to you also don't have a date.
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Speaker 2: Let's uh the question we're asking ladies, gentlemen, this is scenario.
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Speaker 3: Man, I can't believe it.
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Speaker 4: Oh my god, because I got one head. He don't
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Speaker 4: want to go you want you want you? Oh my god.
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Speaker 4: It's pissing me off. Because I was born like this.
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Speaker 5: You should have told me about had boy.
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Speaker 1: Come on, don't do.
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Speaker 3: That, man, I was born like this.
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Speaker 1: Or do you think that she should have told them
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Speaker 1: we're going to we're going to foks.
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Speaker 10: She should have told him. But it's not a deal
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Speaker 10: breaking for me. It might have been for him. You know,
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Speaker 10: I don't know what he.
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Speaker 6: Would be offended by.
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Speaker 10: I'd be kind of disappointed, you know, because what was
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Speaker 10: she expecting her to switch hands on this first date? Nah,
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Speaker 10: it wouldn't be a deal breaking for me.
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Speaker 6: But she should have told him.
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Speaker 11: Yeah, I think she should have told him that she
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Speaker 11: was messing her hands to let him determined whether or
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Speaker 11: not he wanted to deal with it. It shouldn't have
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Speaker 11: really been an issue, but you just never know. Nowadays,
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Speaker 11: she should have told him.
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Speaker 12: Man, of course you should have told him about that.
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Speaker 12: What a dirty, underhanded thing to do. But I guess
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Speaker 12: now since is over, he doesn't have to worry about
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Speaker 12: her clapping back because I guess she only had one
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Speaker 12: point to make and now she can only wash one
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Speaker 12: hand of it.
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Speaker 13: Now.
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Speaker 7: I feel as.
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Speaker 13: Though if a person want to talk to you, they
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Speaker 13: should accept you for who you are and what you are,
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Speaker 13: regardless of if you're handicapped or not, or should I
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Speaker 13: say disabled?
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Speaker 6: Who cares if she got one hand? Long she respectful
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Speaker 6: and everything at nice and take care of herself. Shoot,
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Speaker 6: I'll take all the way to the the winding, take
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Speaker 6: all the way. It shouldn't matter if she got one
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Speaker 6: hand or not. Long she very respectful and take care
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Speaker 6: of herself and can do that, that shouldn't matter. A
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Speaker 6: whole lot of people that got two hands ain't got
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Speaker 6: no brain upstairs.
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Speaker 14: I wouldn't tell.
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Speaker 13: I wouldn't tell someone if I was missing the katy.
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Speaker 11: You know, we're just dating.
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Speaker 13: It would be there for the first time, so they
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Speaker 13: would just find out when they get there.
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Speaker 14: I understand it would be a little sensitive to talk
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Speaker 14: about having only one hand, so I wouldn't have a
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Speaker 14: problem with it. I mean, if they're a good person,
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Speaker 14: that's all they count, because you got a lot of
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Speaker 14: mean people in this world. Jill Hugley was.
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Speaker 15: Wrong when he said that she denied him a chance
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Speaker 15: to be a fly. Dude, it's only a hand.
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Speaker 3: If you are just so.
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Speaker 15: Enamored of beauty, then you got an unrealistic look at life.
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Speaker 15: Some people are missing you know, they could be missing
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Speaker 15: a foot. It's not going to take away from who
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Speaker 15: they are. And she gave him the opportunity to stand
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Speaker 15: up and be a man. He could have just said, oh,
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Speaker 15: you know, could you tell me about that?
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Speaker 10: But no, she gonna argue with you.
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Speaker 15: Didn't hear me, you didn't have one hand. One hand
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Speaker 15: is not going to make anybody less of a woman.
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Speaker 15: I think he just this's his chance to be a
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Speaker 15: stand up guy.
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Speaker 6: Hey, look, you know you know what I'm saying.
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Speaker 14: When you lose one sense.
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Speaker 10: The other one get better.
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Speaker 6: It all depends on what.
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Speaker 14: She can do with that the hands she got left,
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Speaker 14: let's got.
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Speaker 6: Test running, give it a test ride. Didn't see didn't
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Speaker 6: make a call.
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Speaker 14: She might a double up.
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Speaker 10: Did you know what I'm talking about?
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Speaker 13: I think she should have told him she had a
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Speaker 13: first to say and didn't explained what.
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Speaker 16: It was, to see if he still wanted to go
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Speaker 16: out with her, because.
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Speaker 13: Some people feel uncomfortable and they don't want to feel
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Speaker 13: like they using them for anything.
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Speaker 11: So maybe she should explain the whole.
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Speaker 6: Detail to see how he felt and.
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Speaker 14: See if he still wanted to go out order.
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Speaker 13: So I think he should have.
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Speaker 1: Told you the question we're asking ladies, gentlemen. This is scenario.
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Speaker 6: Man.
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Speaker 10: I can't be late it.
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Speaker 4: Because I got one head.
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Speaker 3: He don't want to go. You want, you want you?
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Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's fishing me off because I was
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Speaker 4: born like this.
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Speaker 5: You should have told me about head boy. Come on,
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Speaker 5: don't do that, man.
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Speaker 1: I was going like this, What do you think we're
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Speaker 1: going to write to the phones?
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Speaker 16: That's so stupid. That's a Richer prod joke. Y'all got
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Speaker 16: that from Richard Prodley. They ain't got the one hand.
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Speaker 16: That is real crazy, real crazy. Y'all got that from
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Speaker 16: Richard proddy, y'all got that. That's a richer prodjotdl He
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Speaker 16: did it, then that is real bad. He come to Birmingham,
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Speaker 16: I'm coming to see I'm coming to see him. I
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Speaker 16: ain't been to Birmingham.
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Speaker 15: Of course, she should not have told him anything beforehand.
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Speaker 3: Be real, just today, you're.
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Speaker 15: Just going to meet Why would you tell somebody you
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Speaker 15: have a handicap before you meet him.
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Speaker 6: That doesn't make sense.
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Speaker 10: It takes a real mature individual to embrace somebody's handicap.
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Speaker 6: But I do think that she should have been forward
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Speaker 6: about her issue with her age and then let me
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Speaker 6: judge if I like her not from there.
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Speaker 13: I am all about transparency, and I don't think that
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Speaker 13: it would have been a bad thing.
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Speaker 11: But men don't.
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Speaker 13: Say when they're Jimmy John is falling short down there,
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Speaker 13: So when you don't find out till later, and that's
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Speaker 13: not fair. If they're not going to be transparent with that,
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Speaker 13: then I feel like they can't expect that in return.
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Speaker 9: My thought is that if he loved her, what difference
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Speaker 9: does it make? Brother, she got one hand or two hands,
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Speaker 9: it doesn't matter.
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Speaker 14: It doesn't matter black white.
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Speaker 10: Two hands, a thousand hands, no hands, you.
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Speaker 9: Shouldn't make a difference if you love somebody. I would
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Speaker 9: see she intrigued him enough that he wanted to meet
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Speaker 9: her in person. In front of that she didn't have
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Speaker 9: a hand. What difference does it make? Yeah, stop being
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Speaker 9: shallow man, be a little bit deeper than that. Life
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Speaker 9: is deeper than that. With all this cold weather, we
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Speaker 9: just went through it.
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Speaker 6: By the showed up with a pair of gloves.
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Speaker 14: And she didn't tell me she had but one hand.
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Speaker 14: I'd have been mad.
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Speaker 17: Well, first time I'm talking to someone on the phone,
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Speaker 17: I told him, I said, I have a couple of bellies,
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Speaker 17: a couple of chains, and alopicia.
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Speaker 10: Love it or leave it alone.
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Speaker 17: And then if I felt like if he'll accept that,
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Speaker 17: then he would love.
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Speaker 10: This beautiful these big pretty legs.
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Speaker 14: And the fire that come with it.
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Speaker 17: And we've been together for a year and a half,
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Speaker 17: just being on us up.
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Speaker 10: Front, letting them know they can take it or leave it.
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Speaker 10: To be honest, I mean, either.
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Speaker 17: They're gonna accept it or not. I rather not start
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Speaker 17: liking somebody and then they disappointed and leave me. We
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Speaker 17: don't even have to start talking, we don't have to date,
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Speaker 17: we don't even have to give each other a chance.
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Speaker 12: To like each other.
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Speaker 17: So this is this is what's coming with me.
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Speaker 10: You either take it or leave it alone.
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Speaker 17: I think that he was kind of petty.
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Speaker 11: I don't think that one hand, one arm, whatever it
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Speaker 11: might have been, that's a birthday picture they wants you
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Speaker 11: to do about that. He possibly wasn't perfect neither, and.
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Speaker 14: Well just look, he probably had something else going on too.
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Speaker 11: So did he tell her about what he had going.
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Speaker 9: On or just one know what she had going on?
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Speaker 12: I think he should have been down to better.
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Speaker 1: Lena, are you in the dating scenario right, You're you're eligible.
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Speaker 14: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: If a dude came up, he had everything you, like
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Speaker 2: I said, in one hand missing, would you be mad
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Speaker 2: he didn't tell you?
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Speaker 1: No, not because you Yeah, you got you got time
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Speaker 1: to get a man.
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Speaker 3: No, that's not it.
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Speaker 10: I mean that's.
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Speaker 1: Police can't arrest and with handcuffs.
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Speaker 3: I asked questions for sure, what happened to your hand?
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Speaker 1: Right right away?
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Speaker 3: I want to know when Roger, I asked him what
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Speaker 3: happened to your hand?
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Speaker 1: But she wasn't. You were particilarly on date right now?
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Speaker 3: No I wasn't. But I'm just nosy. I wanted to
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Speaker 3: know what happened, right, But I think.
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Speaker 2: And you know, you know Roger twenty five years and
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Speaker 2: you know you're very rare well, and you're also insensitive.
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Speaker 8: And I'm not insensitive because I asked a question about
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Speaker 8: he showed up, you had a hook.
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Speaker 3: You didn't warn me, So I just I'm like, you.
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Speaker 2: Know, twenty five years I didn't think, Oh well, I
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Speaker 2: got to tell everybody he has You're.
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Speaker 3: Gonna walk in the room full of comedians and nobody
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Speaker 3: gon't say nothing.
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Speaker 1: He'll be there, He'll be there tomorrow.
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Speaker 3: He will yeah, yeah, yeah, he better.
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Speaker 1: Somebody better earn the money I'm paying. Let me better
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Speaker 1: go get it.
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Speaker 2: N The thing about it is later, so you you
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Speaker 2: you would would you have been that way when you're younger?
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Speaker 2: Would you have always liked wanted the one hand?
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Speaker 13: Dude?
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Speaker 1: Or is it now? Be sure?
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Speaker 14: You know.
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Speaker 16: Stupid?
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Speaker 8: But no, I will tell the truth if he if
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Speaker 8: you went on a date and he didn't tell you
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Speaker 8: in advance that he didn't have a hand, would.
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Speaker 3: You be mad enough to you used to have an
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Speaker 3: argument with him?
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Speaker 1: Exactly? Okay, but this is almost exactly. But I wouldn't
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Speaker 1: be upset about it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I know you brid and I know you're lying,
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Speaker 2: but I'll let You'll have your little scenario.
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Speaker 3: I mean, just jump