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New "Accessories", Getting Older, News, & More | S14E19 · Live! with Fefe and Freddy

• 0:38
  So I made a Boo Boo right there. I forgot to put the intro music
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  into the countdown because I don't I don't know what
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  happened, but so I don't know where the previous setup from
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  the last video went, but it had all the stuff set up in there
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  and it didn't have that. So then I just started adding
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  the things in there, but I forgot the music.
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  But if you are on the podcast, I apologize for all the dead air.
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  Maybe I can go through and cut that before you listen to it.
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  But anyhow, welcome to your Wednesday night conversation.
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  This is live with Fifi and Freddie.
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  I am Felicia Fifi, minor. You have to think about it.
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  I was going to say I look less like Fifi today, but I'm always,
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  I'm always here. But.
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  I mean, you could have put on some fucking lip gloss or
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  something at least. Jesus.
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  Oh, you know, I could. Look, I just thought this like
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  somebody gifted me this a while back.
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  It is pumpkin spice lip gloss. Oh, I don't know how I feel
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  about that. OK, There's oh, oh, much, much
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  better. Much better.
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  Yes, is. That like when it made lips.
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  That made all the difference. Like less.
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  Auntie, but I can get that. Too.
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  Oh dear God, here we go. It's like someone's auntie is
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  like trying to. I mean cross dressing is the
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  thing right now so. It, it, it, it.
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  Oh, look at that. You might want to put a little
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  bit on your nose just to just to cut the shine.
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  Just like the cool kids. Do right.
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  There you go. Lovely, Wonderful.
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  Oh my God, I didn't even know it was you.
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  The transformation. Oh, we don't speak of trans.
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  We don't speak of trans. We can't speak of trans 'cause
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  we might be deleted or let. Me what are what are some
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  synonyms for transformation? Hang on, let me you keep keep
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  going with the thing. So we have a a jam packed show
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  this evening because the world that we live in is full of
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  satire and headlines. That's what I feel like.
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  Conversion is another word for transformation.
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  Let's. Not use that one we.
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  Can't use that one either. Metamorphosis maybe?
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  How about that one Metamorphosis.
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  That's more. Butterfly until they outlaw it,
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  yeah. Like renewal revolution, that
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  not not not the context is a little odd for revolution shift
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  maybe I don't know that's. The shift for sure.
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  And thesaurus.com just gave me an ad for a Roxon.
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  It helps you get an erection. Oh, know your audience.
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  Right, only 2699 on prime. If it's affordable, it probably
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  won't fix anything, but we're going to talk about Boob Gate.
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  That's what I'm calling it. That's what I'm calling it.
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  We're going to talk about getting older, getting older.
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  Yeah, it's been a, it's been a, it's been a week.
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  Yeah. It's been a week.
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  I mean, in the last week, Felicia has like transformed
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  into like your great auntie just before your eyes.
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  And she went. Don't tell your mom.
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  That's fine. Tell your mom.
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  Oh, I didn't fill in the question of the week.
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  This. Nope.
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  You didn't and I didn't either. It's OK.
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  We'll just, we'll just, we'll skip that part.
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  I but I do have a question so I posted something and I got a
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  couple messages. No there's nothing wrong with my
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  life. I may have left people in the
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  wrong direction, but I I said I am doing my best to be excited
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  about life. You post a big book something
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  and then everybody's going to be all fucking crazy and shit.
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  You know this. Well, no, I don't know this
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  cause usually when I'm going off, I usually go right to it
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  and say what I need to say and then it's over.
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  Yeah. Bootgate.
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  You haven't heard of Bootgate? We'll talk about it.
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  We'll definitely talk about it. So I wanted to know what are
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  people excited about right now? I know you're excited about a
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  couple of things. What are we excited about right
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  now? Not moving over.
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  Oh, you have? To like, I put the chat up
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  there, usually it moves us over automatically.
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  Hold on. I'm like, I'm trying to fix the.
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  That's weird. I don't know why.
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  Why did it? You turn off the overlay 'cause
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  it's not an overlay. I didn't know we had an overlay.
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  Yeah, I don't know. It's fine.
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  It's fine. I'm sorry I am so thrown off
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  this week that. It's all different.
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  Hang on. Yeah.
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  Keep going. That's weird, I'm totally off
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  this week and so does this make it better?
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  Oh. How'd you do that?
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  The size. It's all about the size.
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  That's fine. But anyhow, so we are playing it
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  by ear. I am not wearing the the full
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  Jews like I usually am because of things that happened on the
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  way here. Again, fake book, but I really
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  want to know what people are excited about in life right now.
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  Despite all the fuckery that's going on, I would say that I
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  learned something about myself this week and I'm excited about
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  new opportunities. That's a good way to look at
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  that, since I know what you're talking about.
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  And I will post about it in full detail on Patreon.
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  I am probably most excited about my upcoming delayed, belated
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  honeymoon at Disneyland in May. I'm very excited about that.
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  I'm. Very excited.
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  I'll have a good fireworks show at Disneyland too.
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  Yes, although depending on like, oh, no, for sure.
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  But also depending on like if, like how long you're staying, if
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  you like, if you see like the fireworks like one night, the
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  other nights that you're there, go on the rides because the
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  lines are nothing during the fireworks because everybody's
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  down on Main Street watching the fireworks.
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  So if you're like, oh, the fireworks are great.
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  We've already seen them. They still have the lines
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  operating. Oh yeah.
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  Oh, for sure. And so while everybody's
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  watching the fireworks, the wait times on things are are minimal.
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  So if you're like, if you don't really care about the fireworks
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  or like, you know, whatever, go take the chance to like go like
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  either re ride some things that you want to ride again or ride
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  some things that you haven't, you know, ridden yet that you
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  were waiting on, you know, stuff like that, like that is that's
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  that is. What a good idea.
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  I know, follow me for more tips. Oh, depending on what?
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  Also, we're still we're still if people want to come with us,
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  we're still open to that since my partner still needs people to
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  ride the rides that I can't ride with her.
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  I forgot about that. So that's still, that's still a
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  thing. You gotta pay your own way, but
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  you know. Sorry, I'm playing with buttons
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  while you're talking. Oh my God.
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  So that's still a thing, but that's probably what I am most
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  excited about. Currently, so if you're I like
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  that one, that's that's cute. So that is in May, because you
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  want to support us and you like all the things that we do.
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  You too could support us largely like our community on Patreon,
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  exclusively on Patreon that button.
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  I know and I got the after show up like super quick.
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  Like super quick last week. Usually I try to get it up by by
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  Friday. If my week is slow at work then
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  I will often have it up by Thursday.
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  But Friday is my goal. Sometimes I miss it.
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  I'm sorry, I'm human. Wow, it must have been really
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  slow last week then. Yes, last week was slow.
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  Which? Yes.
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  That's odd. That's very cool.
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  Yeah, the the very end of the month and I rolled in ride it
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  back at the end of the month. So I did basically do nothing
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  last month. Your vacation was timed
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  perfectly is what you're saying. We like to think our patrons,
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  Oh, that's the other thing that's missing, the graphic that
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  goes there. Yeah, I'm sorry.
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  I didn't realize. Like I had to schedule this.
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  Like I came in and nothing was done so I had to try.
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  And do this. And I'm just kidding.
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  I'm like, I'm trying to figure out what's missing.
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  And I'm like, why is this not working?
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  It's different from I think the last time I tried to last time I
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  was doing this. So I'm like, I was trying to
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  figure out what was missing and what was.
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  It was weird. So I'm like, OK, let me.
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  Oh, I just used what I had created before to create the new
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  show. Anyway, doesn't matter, doesn't
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  matter, I'll just build on this one and keep building on this
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  one and I'm sorry, don't fuck it up the next time.
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  Good. Well.
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  Do your job next time. I was I was trying to do my
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  other job when they. Well, that's just silly.
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  That's just silly. Who wants to do the other job?
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  This is the only one that matters.
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  We just need to get people to. I mean if they wanted to join
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  our Patreon I would gladly give a that job, but you would have
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  to pay both of our salaries. That's true, yeah.
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  And I don't that is true. Yeah, I would love to see that
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  anyhow. But you can go to
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  patreon.com/live with Fifi and Freddie and support us like
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  patrons like Bill Brandon, Cassandra Crucet and Michelle D,
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  Drake Jensen, Casey Starr, Carrie and Corey Joan who just
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  got engaged. I know they proposed to each
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  other. It was fantastic.
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  Yeah, Laura Madamascu, who just had a birthday.
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  She. Did she just had that that that
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  big old half century birthday? Oh, real.
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  Oh, I. It's hard, I'm not far.
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  To believe that we are in this. Which is, which is, which is why
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  I'm talking about what I'm talking about this evening.
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  Hard for me to believe that we're there anyway.
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  And the grand arbiter? We can't forget him.
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  Nicole, Patricia, Mason and Shannon.
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  You are not wearing a Wigs of a kind wig.
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  Neither am I. This is.
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  Natural Boo. That is natural.
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  I I can't decide if I need you to just like, grow that shit
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  out. Or a lot of people that I have
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  seen because at first, like when I sent you the video a couple
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  weeks ago, it was a little rather than to add it because I
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  was yeah, it was like in between.
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  But now it has gone. So I will say full circle and I
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  don't mind it too much. The only thing that's gonna
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  drive me crazy is I don't like hair on my ear.
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  And when it gets hot, I'm gonna be hot and have hair on my ear.
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  You could just go for like this. Good 80s, like flat top, like
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  the really tall 80s. Flat top?
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  I don't know. I'm not my, I'm not hating the
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  like the the grey, the silver in there though.
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  It's very distinguished. I've been grey since I was like
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  in my 20s so don't bother me now.
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  I'm waiting. I'm waiting to become a silver
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  fox. I'm just jealous that you still
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  have your hair, I mean. I I can't apologize for that.
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  I'm so sorry. I, I cannot, I cannot do that.
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  It's fine. But we'd like to thank Marissa
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  for being a huge supporter of us.
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  If you see any promos, if you actually, if you see me wearing
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  a wig, most of the time it is a wigs of a kind.
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  Because the same I have AI, have AI, have a few that aren't, but
• 14:48
  most of my like, if you see my good wigs, those are Marissa.
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  And anytime I see somebody like, hey, who makes like affordable
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  good, like drag king wigs or you know, whatever, and I'm like,
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  go, go see Marissa. Like her shit is good and her
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  prices are reasonable. Yeah, so like her page on
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  Facebook and bye bye bye. Buy more.
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  Buy more and tell him. Tell her that you heard that we
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  sent you her name from Yes. Then maybe she'll send us more
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  hair because. It's like one of those.
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  It's like the deal with like the socks.
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  It's like when you when you you know the Bombas or whatever it
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  is, you know, if you buy a wig, then you know she'll send a wig
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  to a drag person in need. That's me.
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  I. Need that's us.
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  Thank you. That's the account.
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  I now have a full on collection because before she was
• 15:45
  sponsoring us I used to buy them from her all the time.
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  I never used to think about wigs too much is because I.
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  Had hair but I still encourage. If there are kings watching, I
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  still would encourage. Oh no, for sure.
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  'Cause I see some of the hair or I see like some of the things
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  that you all do to your hair and I think, Oh my God, that's so
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  damaging. Oh no, 100% like that's.
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  And if you can, like some people put things in there like you're
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  wearing the horns and they like put it in their actual hair.
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  I'm like, no, I would rather you destroy a wig than your own
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  hair. Right.
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  Yeah, No, there's AII, don't I think.
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  Well, you know, as as one does, or one should, anyway.
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  Like as your art grows and evolves, you do different
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  things, you know, So it was like, you know, the, the
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  occasional sort of wig here and there, nothing crazy.
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  And then like when she started sending me some like that were
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  more sort of elaborate, like the pink Mohawk one that like has
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  the, the braid down the back and a few of the other ones like
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  that. Like those are some of my
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  favorite wigs. And I love it when I, I can't
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  cross my legs. I love it when I'm able to like
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  bust some of those out. And it it's easier now that I
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  don't have hair because I don't have to worry about like.
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  Stuffing all this. Right.
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  I don't have to worry about getting hair under a wig cap.
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  I don't have to worry about, you know, getting like if, if, if
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  it's one of the mohawks, I don't have to worry about like getting
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  wig glue or whatever in my hair and then trying to get it out.
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  And, you know, so I highly encourage wigs.
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  I think that they're fun and they make things interesting.
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  And there's so many people now that are making masculine
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  centered hair pieces that there really isn't an excuse really.
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  Like even short, short hair, like I have seen people come
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  through with like some nice lace front short, short hair, like
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  almost down to the scalp it looks like.
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  And you're like, how does that work?
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  I know. So I encourage everyone to.
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  That's impressive. I need to get like a couple that
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  are like that, like they're just short, like boy hair for
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  different things. Anyway, anyway.
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  Got on a note, Marissa, I know you're not here right now, but I
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  know you listen later, right? So.
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  I just need like like the like the short like just general like
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  boy wig like short short. Like a buzz cut.
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  Kind of thing. Maybe a little bit more hair on
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  top, right? Also, I need to fix the note
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  that comes up on there. I didn't realize that it still
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  had her old name on it. Oh, oops, yes it does.
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  It just won't go away. It's fine.
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  How was your weekend? I I feel like you should go
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  second because you would be the greatest Segway.
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  Yeah, go ahead you, you can start.
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  I don't really have anything to report.
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  OK, good. I mean, that's no news is good
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  news sometimes. I know, I know we were going to
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  go to Rainbows, but I don't know what happened.
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  I guess we just decided not to. We, yeah, we didn't either.
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  Yeah. This, yeah, we, we went to the,
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  it was the last weekend of the rent fair.
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  So Saturday we went to the rent fair.
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  For the last oh, that's right. And like I've been, you know,
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  sort of officially back at work, it's been slow.
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  Thank God. I'm like it's I managed to time
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  my vacation perfectly. So I like at the beginning, very
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  beginning of the month, work is usually slow.
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  And at the very end of the month, work is usually slow.
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  So I was gone for the chunk in the middle.
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  So the time I got back, I was just like, whatever.
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  Strategic is what I like to call it.
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  Right. So yesterday I, for those of you
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  that have been following along, I've been talking about, I've
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  been having foot problems, I have the bone spur.
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  I finally went to the podiatrist and I got myself a fancy new
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  accessory. I like to call it Das Boot.
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  Das Boot. I I'm in a walking boot for
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  probably a good six weeks. I'm also going to start PT here
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  very soon for six weeks. And to add insult to injury, not
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  only am I in a walking boot, but I am inside The Walking boot.
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  I have heel rises that at there's inside my boot, which
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  give me about yay much of A lift.
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  And what it's designed to do is it's designed to keep my my
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  Achilles tendon like it keeps my foot like, you know, in this
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  position, right. So that takes the stress off of
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  my Achilles tendon. So the problem, the problem now
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  though, is my other leg, knee and foot are starting to hurt
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  because now there's almost a like 2 1/2 inch, almost 3 inch
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  discrepancy between my feet, between my legs.
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  So my right leg is now shorter than my left leg and it's, it's
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  an issue. So it you know what, it's fine.
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  I'll just move the boot from 1 foot to the other.
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  It's it. I was going to ask you about
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  that too. So a lady at work had had a boot
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  like that and she bought these things that you put on top, not
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  on top of your shoes, but it's. Under you, you, you strap them
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  in and then they they give you like a like a platform.
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  We looked at those, they're like 35 bucks on Amazon.
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  And it worked really well for her.
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  She was having the hip pain and she's, I don't know if she would
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  mind me saying this, but I'm not saying her name, so I don't know
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  why she didn't, but but her hip, she's much older than us and her
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  hip was starting to hurt. And the doctor was like, well,
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  we can't have like, your hip, right, going out.
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  Yeah, I may have to get that next payday.
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  And it's just, it's just annoying.
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  I just, I don't know. It's it's.
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  And with that, we should introduce the tip.
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  Right. So my tip this evening we're
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  going to talk about getting older and.
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  I have no idea what that is. It's.
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  As I brush my grace. Right.
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  It's like I, I've, I'm sort of at this weird crossroads, you
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  know, like a lot of our friends are.
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  Mind you, I'm probably one of the oldest of like our like my
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  friends that actually like hang out.
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  But like, Madam Escue just hit like 1/2 century, you know, and
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  like, I'm going to be 47 this year.
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  And well, it doesn't like it doesn't seem, it doesn't seem
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  old. But on the other hand, it's,
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  it's past middle age. Like let's, let's, let's be
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  real, I'm, you know, I'm now closer to 50 than I am to 40.
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  And if you're gonna look at actual middle age, I think
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  people still sort of like 50 is like middle age, right?
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  It's not, if you think of our actual lifespan.
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  What, what? Because, well, what's like the
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  average lifespan 7580, right? So we're.
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  Making up to 90 now. And it depends on genetics.
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  It depends on like, there's a lot of factors, a lot of
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  fucking. Factors.
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  I mean, you got your dad's genetics.
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  I don't know. I know my father is never going
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  to die, ever. He's going to be like my my
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  maternal grandmother who just survives out of spite.
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  But like, I mean, even even then, like 45 is, is a halfway
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  point to 90, right? So you know, 40s halfway to 80s.
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  So if you if you think about it like middle age.
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  Is. Younger than what we think, you
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  know what we tend to think and it it it there's a lot of things
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  that I have to like, kind of come to terms with and.
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  Well it's better than when people are only living.
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  So they were like 13. I mean, right, I mean, if you
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  weren't married by the time you were 16, you were an old maid,
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  but it's because you had like 18 babies by the time you were 23
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  and then you died at 30. So hey, you know, I mean, yes,
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  things are, are different, you know, science, vaccines, that
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  kind of thing has like, you know, definitely helped improve
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  accept the fact that our healthcare system is complete
• 25:56
  shit. Thank you, Bill Zilla.
• 25:59
  But but it's still like it, it's, it's, it's tricky kind of
• 26:09
  realizing where I'm at in life. You know what I mean, 'cause
• 26:13
  like, on one hand, I don't feel particularly old, but on the
• 26:16
  other hand I'm like, Oh my God, like when people are like,
• 26:19
  you're only as old as you feel. And I'm like great, 876 years
• 26:25
  old, but it's like so. I don't think I'm 876 years old
• 26:32
  and thriving. So, right, I mean, you know, I
• 26:35
  am old and thriving. My body doesn't recover as well
• 26:40
  as it used to or as fast as it used to.
• 26:43
  You know, I, I have leftover shit from COVID and my sinuses,
• 26:49
  my ears, you know, all the wonderful things that that
• 26:52
  triggered that will be with me now until I die.
• 26:55
  So thank you, COVID. That was swell.
• 26:58
  One of the things that kind of clued me into Oh, you are not a
• 27:03
  spring chicken anymore is the fact that I'm getting like weird
• 27:05
  hair in weird places. Amen to that.
• 27:10
  And that is definitely not a like young dude thing.
• 27:15
  That is definitely an older man thing.
• 27:17
  Because that is like I'm, I, I, I remember the first time I
• 27:22
  found like a stray ear hair on my earlobe.
• 27:26
  I went to go brush it off and it didn't move.
• 27:28
  And I was like, oh fuck no. I went to go find some fucking
• 27:31
  tweezers and pulled that shit. That was not.
• 27:33
  OK, all the time. All the time.
• 27:35
  Not OK. And in my ears I'm like, Oh no.
• 27:41
  So the last like week I've been like trying to like figure out
• 27:45
  how to get the there's like a hair that's like in my ear
• 27:48
  canal, but it's growing this way.
• 27:51
  Oh fuck that shit. So I'm like trying to grab it,
• 27:54
  but I keep like missing it and I'm like, oh God, I don't want
• 27:59
  to like hit my eardrum. Just just fucking.
• 28:02
  Wax that. Shit, oh God, don't say that too
• 28:05
  loud because John likes wax. See I don't mind getting my ears
• 28:09
  waxed doesn't hurt for me getting my nose waxed done, so
• 28:13
  fuck that. Getting my ears waxed doesn't
• 28:14
  hurt. I'm just.
• 28:16
  Get my ears waxed and my nose waxed any fucking day and I'm
• 28:20
  all of a sudden now getting these like gigantic fucking
• 28:23
  hairs in my eyebrows And I'm like why does this one fucking
• 28:26
  hair grow 90 times faster than the other hair in my eyebrows so
• 28:30
  that every once in a while I'm like this thing is like 6 inches
• 28:32
  long. I'm like what the hell, it's
• 28:37
  the. Hair that has dreams, it's, it's
• 28:39
  trying to get to the top of your head.
• 28:41
  Right, I'm that's my gonna be my comb over.
• 28:43
  I'm just gonna, I'm like. No.
• 28:45
  This shit is not OK, Not OK. It's it.
• 28:50
  Could be it could be. No no no, I'd rather shave my
• 28:59
  eyebrows off and just dry them on all that.
• 29:00
  You can't see them anyway. I'm like, it's just except for
• 29:02
  the one fucking long ass hair that like, it's a mind of its
• 29:07
  own. It's you know.
• 29:10
  But Despite that, I have kind of learned over the last few years
• 29:18
  that getting older doesn't mean that I have to stop having fun.
• 29:22
  Like, you know, you see, you see some folks that they hit a
• 29:25
  certain age and all of a sudden they get serious.
• 29:27
  Like, oh, well, now I have to, you know, work 80 hours a week.
• 29:31
  And now I have to, you know what I mean?
• 29:33
  And it's like I. Mean they if you had to talk
• 29:35
  about it on the show, you could have just told me I'm private.
• 29:38
  I'm sorry, but it's like, you know, like they, they, they
• 29:43
  stop, you know, And it's like you don't have to stop doing
• 29:49
  what you enjoy. Like even if you, you, even if
• 29:53
  you have a family, even if you have kids, there are still ways
• 29:55
  to do things to, I know. But it's like if you stop having
• 30:02
  fun, if you stop doing things you enjoy, then you might as
• 30:05
  well. Your life is already open.
• 30:06
  You know what I mean? And it's like I I still enjoy
• 30:11
  performing. I don't do it as often as I used
• 30:14
  to, and I'm mostly OK with that. Not completely OK with it, but
• 30:17
  mostly, you know, I enjoy going to places like Disneyland.
• 30:21
  Like, I love being a big ass fucking kid.
• 30:24
  I love like Disney bounding and, you know, walking into
• 30:28
  Disneyland and just being all giddy and happy and excited and
• 30:35
  being able to act like a big kid.
• 30:37
  Like I, I, I love that I only just started getting into
• 30:42
  cosplay like, you know, 5-6 years, seven years ago.
• 30:48
  Like it's been recent. Fairly recent.
• 30:51
  Like, you know, I, I dabbled here and there, but then it's
• 30:54
  only with my partner that we started doing it more, you know,
• 30:59
  doing it, you know, really putting thought into things for,
• 31:03
  you know, different cons and, and events and stuff.
• 31:05
  And it's like I, I love doing that.
• 31:07
  Like it's. Full on ladies and gentlemen,
• 31:11
  please like full. We should take a moment in the
• 31:18
  next episode to show some of the pictures that were taken at the
• 31:24
  con the recent con. Oh yeah, some of them are.
• 31:27
  Some of. Them are.
• 31:28
  Those are. Even even some of the ones of
• 31:32
  me, I'm like, oh, look, that's me.
• 31:35
  But you know, it's like I I don't want to not do these
• 31:39
  things. I want to.
• 31:40
  I want to be able to enjoy myself.
• 31:42
  I just need to make sure that, you know, I pack things like
• 31:46
  Tylenol and ibuprofen, Icy hot sunscreen, you know more than
• 31:53
  my. Before, I think I had my moment
• 31:57
  a couple years ago when I hurt my foot and I realized this shit
• 32:05
  ain't going away very fast at all, right, 'cause you know,
• 32:09
  originally I thought, oh, I'll just walk it off 'cause you
• 32:12
  know, that's what you do when, right, you're young and dumb.
• 32:16
  You just walk it off and then a couple days later it goes away.
• 32:20
  But this was not going away. And so like I'm like, God damn.
• 32:24
  So then I have to officially mark a check mark that I have to
• 32:28
  go to the doctor for everything, 'cause now my excuse me, when my
• 32:31
  foot hurts, I have to go to the doctor.
• 32:35
  You know, my hips starts to hurt.
• 32:37
  I start to wonder. I'm like, oh, maybe I should go
• 32:40
  to the doctor. But yeah, I definitely have some
• 32:48
  show days. I wake up and like, my back is
• 32:51
  sore. I've always had a problem with
• 32:53
  my back. If you've watched us long
• 32:55
  enough, right, know that one. Of those things where now you,
• 32:59
  you know, you breathe wrong and all of a sudden you pulled a
• 33:01
  muscle like you sneeze and you're like, ow, like it.
• 33:06
  It's just, you know, it's just, and I, I don't know about, OK, I
• 33:09
  don't know about you, but I, I now have sort of the occasional
• 33:14
  morbid thought creeps in because, you know, I start
• 33:16
  thinking about things like my, my mortality, like I, you know,
• 33:18
  I'm, I'm gonna die, right? Probably, you know, And so I, I
• 33:23
  now have like the occasional sort of morbid thought about
• 33:26
  like what's going to happen to my like, keepsakes and things
• 33:29
  like that when I die. Like I have no biological
• 33:31
  children. And so, you know, my thought is,
• 33:35
  oh shit, now everything's gonna probably just landed and end up
• 33:38
  in a landfill cause who the fuck's gonna care about my shit?
• 33:43
  And I'm like, I have some stuff that's like family stuff that
• 33:49
  would probably make, because it's not specific to like my
• 33:52
  father, you know what I mean? It's, it's, it's more like great
• 33:56
  grandparents, you know, whatever.
• 33:58
  So I'm like, well, that those things I could probably leave to
• 34:02
  like my, my cousin's kids and then they can do with it without
• 34:08
  it. But I'm like some of these
• 34:09
  things. I'm like, what's gonna happen is
• 34:12
  shit. I'm like, you know, I don't
• 34:14
  know. I do have the occasional
• 34:19
  thought. I have that thought when I look
• 34:23
  around this room because and I have this thought because we
• 34:28
  have lost friends and I have been the friend that has gone
• 34:39
  through a couple of individuals things, right?
• 34:44
  And I I just remember the feeling that I got from cleaning
• 34:50
  right up those things right, that I wonder what that would be
• 34:54
  like. First of all, I know all of you
• 34:57
  would be be like, yeah, we're gonna be in here for a couple of
• 35:04
  days. And, and well, I'm like, and
• 35:07
  also too like, like, 'cause, you know, with the same sort of
• 35:09
  morbid thought, I'm like, OK, well, if something were to
• 35:11
  happen to me, like soon, you know what I mean, unexpected,
• 35:14
  right? I'm like, 'cause I still have
• 35:18
  things from, from Dylan. Like the, the chandelier behind
• 35:21
  me is, is chandelier. The, the candelabras was
• 35:24
  Dylan's, you know, I still have like pieces of jewelry that were
• 35:27
  Dylan's. I still have, you know, So I
• 35:30
  like I wonder sometimes too, like, you know, if if something
• 35:34
  were to happen soon unexpectedly and you know, my partner was
• 35:40
  like, all right, you know what, People just come and pick
• 35:43
  through stuff. If there's anything that you
• 35:44
  want, just take it. You know, if people will be
• 35:47
  like, oh wow, like this thing was Freddy's and you know, like.
• 35:52
  I would just have to let everyone know that I get the
• 35:55
  shoe collected. Right.
• 35:57
  Just we're gonna so it's, so it is on here and it's, if it's on
• 36:00
  the interwebs and it's, you know, it's forever.
• 36:05
  Felicia gets first dibs at my shoes.
• 36:09
  I just need everybody to know that especially the tennis shoes
• 36:12
  cause the older I get the lower my foot seems to be brown so.
• 36:18
  Felicia gets first dibs on my shoes.
• 36:21
  Anything that Felicia does not want after that is fair.
• 36:24
  Game suit jackets are there too. OK, that's well, that's, you
• 36:28
  know, that you might have to fight over people.
• 36:30
  I don't know if things will fit anymore, but you know that
• 36:33
  that's. Yeah.
• 36:33
  So. I mean, but I do think of things
• 36:37
  like that, 'cause my husband has said, you know, if I was to die,
• 36:43
  like tomorrow, he would just throw all of those away.
• 36:46
  I'm like, you could at least look through the boxes at least,
• 36:50
  at least. Right.
• 36:51
  Let let people come and let people come and pick some shit
• 36:55
  out. Like, like you have some stuff
• 36:58
  that people might want. Maybe.
• 37:02
  Like, I mean the wigs alone, you know, yes, I'm you know, so it's
• 37:08
  like, I don't expect, I don't expect like, you know, things to
• 37:12
  be kept as a shrine or whatever. It's more like, I mean.
• 37:15
  But if that's. What I would, I would, I would
• 37:18
  like things to go to people who would use them or appreciate
• 37:24
  them and you know, whatever. It's just like just.
• 37:28
  Some of the estate sale with me please.
• 37:34
  I I don't have enough. Shit to go like.
• 37:36
  Not as like I don't have any. I don't have enough drag, non
• 37:39
  drag shit to be able to do like an estate sale.
• 37:41
  Like it's, you know, but like, I also think about some of the
• 37:53
  things that I think about that I need to be better at are
• 37:56
  curating and cultivating meaningful friendships.
• 38:00
  I like there are people that I I really care about, but it gets
• 38:05
  hard to like schedule time and, you know, sometimes you just be
• 38:08
  more deliberate about it. And but then sometimes I also
• 38:12
  get comfortable at home and then I don't feel like doing anything
• 38:17
  like a. Problem.
• 38:19
  Right. And it's like it's hard and
• 38:24
  then. No, I do want to invite you the
• 38:26
  the next time you go to H Mart since I work right there.
• 38:31
  But I hardly ever go down on a weekday.
• 38:36
  But we can figure that out 'cause we still need to go get
• 38:39
  some hot pots. So I will, I will, we'll, we'll
• 38:41
  figure that out. I will make that happen.
• 38:44
  And, you know, so I just need to, I need to be be better about
• 38:48
  that. And like some, you know, friends
• 38:50
  that we have in Tucson, it's easier for me a lot of times to
• 38:52
  be able to go down there than for them to come up here.
• 38:56
  So I need to be better about that.
• 38:57
  Hold on A. 2nd. Is that a twitch thing?
• 39:04
  And even with my body falling apart between my sinuses and all
• 39:10
  the other things that, you know, happened because of fucking
• 39:13
  COVID, you know, my, my, my foot, some of the arthritis in
• 39:18
  my elbow, like all the things that are just causing me
• 39:21
  annoyance at this point. Like I still plan on enjoying
• 39:26
  the things that I enjoy until I physically can't anymore.
• 39:30
  Like there's still places I want to see, there's things I want to
• 39:32
  do and like, I, I don't want to not do those things.
• 39:39
  I want to do those things. I want to, you know, I still
• 39:42
  want to travel with my partner. I still want to, you know, do
• 39:46
  things with my friends. I still want to, you know, do
• 39:48
  this stuff until my body has literally said no more.
• 39:52
  But even then it's like if I still have the ability to move
• 39:56
  around, whether it's on a fucking scooter or whatever the
• 39:59
  hell it is like then. I will figure that shit out
• 40:04
  because I don't want to be stuck at home and just watching
• 40:10
  everybody else enjoy life while I'm like, not, you know what I
• 40:14
  mean? Like I don't, I don't want to be
• 40:16
  that guy. I don't want to.
• 40:17
  I don't want to do that. So I guess, I guess the moral of
• 40:22
  the story is. Live life while you can.
• 40:25
  Right, like as much as you can to the best of your abilities,
• 40:30
  like keep doing the things that you enjoy.
• 40:32
  Like even if sometimes mobility is rough sometimes, like if you
• 40:37
  can find a way to have an aid or if you can find a way to, you
• 40:42
  know, have something that helps you and you're still able to go
• 40:45
  do things and enjoy things. Fucking do it like you only so
• 40:52
  you know the you know the, the, you know the term.
• 40:55
  You only live once, so I don't. I actually think that that
• 41:02
  phrase is slightly incorrect because we live every single day
• 41:10
  we die once. Yes.
• 41:14
  We only die once. We live every single day.
• 41:19
  So every single day we have an opportunity to do something that
• 41:23
  we enjoy. Like, and exactly like if you
• 41:27
  just because, you know, I see people out there doing shit,
• 41:30
  they're like 708090 years old. They're still out there doing
• 41:34
  things. Like when I go to Disneyland,
• 41:36
  you know, I see older people out there doing things Disney
• 41:40
  bounding, you know, and, and I fucking love that number, right?
• 41:45
  I'm like, I want to be that. Like even if I have a fucking
• 41:50
  cane, like even if you know, like I want to be that so that
• 41:55
  that those are my goals, my goals and to have friendships
• 42:00
  that I'm able to like. I'm sorry, I have good news for
• 42:04
  you, I'm not going anywhere. You're welcome.
• 42:06
  OK, yay. I mean, that's.
• 42:09
  Baseline real quick. I mean, I could have done that
• 42:12
  the whole time we were you could have, you could have no.
• 42:20
  So I guess it's available. It see, like sometimes leaving
• 42:28
  the house definitely feels like a fucking challenge.
• 42:30
  Like it, it just, it is what it is.
• 42:34
  And some, you know, but I think that's part of the problem is we
• 42:37
  get too comfortable and then we're like, you know what?
• 42:43
  Like I really want to go see this person I don't like.
• 42:45
  Loading the whole car. Oh, especially when you have
• 42:50
  like younger kids like you do Fuck that.
• 42:52
  Like, no, it's not like. It takes us 30 minutes to get in
• 42:56
  the car. So if I ever show up on time
• 42:59
  somewhere with the kids, that means that we took an hour to
• 43:04
  get in the car. Maybe stopped somewhere 'cause,
• 43:08
  you know, somebody's gotta go to the bathroom, right?
• 43:11
  You know, somewhere you know I And then.
• 43:15
  Wow. Anyway.
• 43:17
  I know, I see, I see all these people like walking around with
• 43:19
  like little kids and they have like, or they're trying to like
• 43:22
  load the kids in the car and they've got like 87 different
• 43:24
  bags and they're coming out with like all these.
• 43:26
  I'm like, no, thank you. I'm good.
• 43:30
  I am good. Thank you.
• 43:35
  Is it bill zila? So it looks like I have not
• 43:40
  signed up for monetization on Twitch to receive the bids.
• 43:47
  I will do that. It wants to put me through an
• 43:50
  interview or something and I don't feel like starting that
• 43:53
  right now. I mean, that's.
• 43:55
  Fair. I'll click the button but.
• 43:58
  No, it'll probably disconnect us.
• 44:00
  Who the fuck knows? All right, let's move on to some
• 44:03
  current events. Oh boy, the news just wrote
• 44:29
  itself this week. That's.
• 44:33
  Why we don't do like that's why we don't do do like the the the
• 44:37
  satire stuff anymore because the real life is is more.
• 44:46
  Yeah, like I told people, I don't need any April Fool's
• 44:51
  jokes 'cause this life we're living right here, Fool's gold,
• 44:57
  Fool's gold written all over it. You can write this better.
• 45:05
  Oh, thanks. Yes, I'll have them ready for
• 45:11
  next time it it wants to interview me for about taxes.
• 45:15
  And I was like, Oh no, actually hard.
• 45:19
  In fact, confused with me. You were definitely missed at
• 45:24
  Wild West Conbell for sure. For sure.
• 45:28
  I didn't go this year so maybe when all is said and done, some,
• 45:33
  somehow, someway we will connect.
• 45:35
  But we're here every Wednesday. First and foremost, we're going
• 45:43
  to get into it. I'm going to attack the beast or
• 45:45
  the boobs. Full on boob gate.
• 45:50
  Christy Nom's husband, his photos of him being dressed in
• 45:56
  women's clothing with fake breast or published by the Daily
• 46:00
  Mail. I just copied to paste this.
• 46:06
  I do not want to say that with the outlet allegedly saying that
• 46:12
  he had been living a double look at these quotations.
• 46:18
  Right, we're we're. We have talked about fetish
• 46:23
  before. It's not a double life.
• 46:25
  No, it is not a double life. Where he chatted online on
• 46:30
  different forums with models. And we encourage and support sex
• 46:39
  work here, so I don't, I don't wanna hear any shame.
• 46:43
  The the whole issue with them is that you know, it's, it's, it's
• 46:46
  the whole double life thing. Oh, no, he has a fetish.
• 46:49
  It's like, OK, living a double, like having a fetish doesn't
• 46:51
  mean you're living a double life.
• 46:54
  Just means it's something that you enjoy your downtime.
• 46:57
  Why can't it be included? Right.
• 47:01
  In the the scheme of things, right?
• 47:06
  Also this comes after dump truck fired Christie as the DHS
• 47:12
  leader. So.
• 47:16
  And I mean, I devastated, right? I'm sure I, I kind of just find
• 47:25
  it funny that that the sex worker that he's been engaging
• 47:30
  with has just sort of been stockpiling this stuff, which
• 47:34
  I'm like, look, if you are going to make it your life's work to
• 47:38
  destroy other people because of what they do behind closed
• 47:42
  doors, you're fair game. I'm sorry, Like, I don't, I
• 47:46
  don't, I don't have any sympathy if your whole life is literally
• 47:52
  dedicated to making people's lives miserable and attacking
• 48:00
  people and, you know, doing. Things like can go back the
• 48:06
  other way. It can, but I'm just like, I, I
• 48:10
  mean, if if you're going to make a career out of ruining people's
• 48:15
  lives, like deploying ice and being a shitty human, I don't
• 48:21
  feel bad for you. I don't you got outed.
• 48:25
  He do I don't. He's married to a terrible
• 48:29
  person. That's bad enough if you are.
• 48:35
  Here's the thing. If you are married to a shitty
• 48:39
  human and you don't as soon as they like out themselves as a
• 48:42
  shitty human, her shooting the dog would have been it for me
• 48:48
  immediately. And you know, there were other
• 48:50
  things before that. That was just the first thing
• 48:52
  that really like caught everybody's attention.
• 48:54
  If you but if you stay with somebody like that, that's on
• 48:57
  you. That's on you.
• 49:00
  Just like anybody that is still like like anybody that it like
• 49:07
  Melania still being with Twitler and like his children not being
• 49:14
  like, yes, this man is fucking awful because they're also
• 49:16
  awful. So I have no sympathy.
• 49:19
  None 0. You deserve everything that you
• 49:23
  get. Sorry, not sorry.
• 49:24
  If you are not publicly denouncing these terrible
• 49:27
  fucking people regularly then I have no sympathy for you.
• 49:31
  Sorry. Or at least coming out against
• 49:39
  'cause I do know people that have parents or spouses that
• 49:46
  have said one thing and then they come over and they're like,
• 49:48
  well, I don't support what they say.
• 49:51
  I'm doing my own thing over here.
• 49:52
  But you're still staying with the person that said that you're
• 49:55
  still OK with going to bed every fucking night with this?
• 49:59
  I couldn't do it that way I. I couldn't do it.
• 50:05
  Like if if my partner decided to just come home one day and be
• 50:09
  like, so I was thinking about it and you know, he's not that bad.
• 50:14
  I'd be like, I'm sorry, we're done.
• 50:17
  There would be no discussion like there.
• 50:20
  There would be no I've decided to register as a Republican.
• 50:23
  Nope, we're done. We're done.
• 50:25
  There would be no discussion. There would be no nothing like I
• 50:28
  am not like. Where it was?
• 50:36
  Where was I reading this? I must have been around election
• 50:38
  time where there were people that weren't sharing their
• 50:41
  political views within their household like husband and wife.
• 50:46
  Right. So do you think that they should
• 50:50
  keep that to themselves or? I don't I don't know how that
• 50:56
  like if you are in a household where you can't like first of
• 51:01
  all, you can't be honest with your spouse about whatever or
• 51:05
  your parents or whatever, like that's a problem.
• 51:08
  Second, if you are worried that your spouse is on the complete
• 51:13
  opposite end of what you believe in, that's another fucking
• 51:17
  problem. Because sweeping it under the
• 51:21
  rug and like pretending it doesn't exist is just as bad.
• 51:27
  Like, I don't know. I can't.
• 51:29
  No I. Don't know.
• 51:32
  I don't have that. Let me disclaim this, 'cause I
• 51:35
  'cause, you know, some people like to just make up stuff.
• 51:38
  I don't have this problem. I just know some people that do,
• 51:43
  right? Or they've been with their
• 51:45
  spouse for a long time, like 30 something years and they decided
• 51:50
  that they like cuckoo nuts over somebody.
• 51:54
  That seemed like the obvious choice to me, right?
• 52:00
  But that was a discussion that was had is that people are not
• 52:08
  generally discussing that in their household or with their
• 52:13
  children. Which I found very interesting
• 52:15
  'cause I remember growing up and we were talking about the
• 52:18
  different things that affected, especially as people of color,
• 52:25
  what affected me or, or what decisions to be made or how to
• 52:31
  vote. And it was just interesting to
• 52:34
  me that people are like doing tight lip now or you see your
• 52:41
  mom posting on Facebook. Not my mom, but I have seen
• 52:45
  other people's parents posting about dump truck.
• 52:49
  And I think, oh, OK, OK. Nope.
• 52:57
  I feel really bad for you because that is painful.
• 53:02
  So I don't know, but if that was happening in the household, I'm
• 53:07
  not sure how that she didn't. She's not devastated.
• 53:14
  I feel like she clearly knew. Right.
• 53:17
  Yeah. But the biggest gag of it all is
• 53:22
  the photo that is posted everywhere.
• 53:26
  The nipples are not. One's like up here somewhere.
• 53:30
  Yeah, they're just. That's I see Queens that do the
• 53:33
  same thing. Now I'm like oh cute you have
• 53:36
  like 1 breast up sitting up here on on your shoulder and then you
• 53:40
  have one that's like tucked into your belt like.
• 53:43
  Or if I'm performing and I don't feel it move, then I just go
• 53:47
  with it. It happens.
• 53:51
  But I will say that there were many of you that were opposed
• 53:57
  online that said, no, he's not welcome to the family 'cause
• 54:03
  there were some people that were siding.
• 54:06
  So I say I said welcome to the family.
• 54:11
  And then some people were like, no, he, he definitely has the
• 54:16
  devil in his back pocket and he's not allowed here.
• 54:21
  So big old debates going on online.
• 54:25
  I would say he's not allowed here.
• 54:30
  It like you said, he would have to just do away with all of
• 54:35
  that. Yeah, we're still not claiming
• 54:38
  him. And there's sort of a difference
• 54:40
  between being like, like having a certain fetish and then like
• 54:45
  it like, no, we're we're still not claiming him, right?
• 54:50
  We're still not claiming him. Not happening.
• 54:56
  Speaking of not claiming things, oh, we talked about it, but I
• 55:01
  didn't type it on here, Dump truck is being halted at the
• 55:06
  White House because there was a judge that said no, no, you
• 55:12
  can't have your ballroom because we need you to like, you know,
• 55:20
  go through the channels to see if this is OK 'cause if it's
• 55:23
  actually OK, then we'll do it, but if it's not OK, then we're
• 55:27
  not going to do it. Yeah, apparently like making any
• 55:29
  changes like that has to go through Congress or something,
• 55:32
  if I remember correctly. Like you can't just.
• 55:34
  Starting a war. Right, right.
• 55:38
  But also there was the slip up in some sort of press conference
• 55:41
  where Trump said something like the like the military is
• 55:46
  building like a big old thing. Like underneath the I'm like, I
• 55:49
  don't think you're supposed to say that.
• 55:52
  Pretty sure the military doesn't want you telling people that
• 55:55
  they're building a facility underneath your fucking
• 55:57
  ballroom, you dumbass. Pretty sure that would be like a
• 56:02
  national security issue, but whatever.
• 56:06
  That's almost like being in a movie and somebody says, OK, you
• 56:11
  signed the NDNA or NDA and you're not supposed to tell
• 56:15
  anybody, right? And then you go and tell it
• 56:18
  during the press conference. Right.
• 56:21
  And you're like. Honestly, never mind about an
• 56:23
  NDA for him, we just need a fucking DNR and then, oh, he's
• 56:27
  supposed to be back in in Phoenix for another turning
• 56:30
  point thing. Hey, why?
• 56:32
  This is somebody, somebody, this is your chance.
• 56:35
  They will all be gathered in one spot.
• 56:38
  Why? That's when grinder goes down.
• 56:41
  I know. And we need someone to take one
• 56:45
  for the team and just. Grinders going does.
• 56:48
  Anybody have? Does anybody have like a?
• 56:50
  Like a turn now the East Wing is going.
• 56:52
  And they can walk into the turning point thing and click a
• 56:57
  button. But I think he was supposed to
• 57:01
  get that approved before he had a construction crew just.
• 57:06
  Yeah, he was. He didn't listen because he
• 57:08
  doesn't give a fuck. So he just destroyed history.
• 57:13
  Also, that's where the First lady is supposed to kind of do
• 57:18
  her duties, though I don't know what she.
• 57:20
  Does Jackie Kennedy's garden was over there and that's been all
• 57:23
  like, like, who cares about what the fuck does Melania do anyway?
• 57:26
  She doesn't do shit. She does nothing.
• 57:28
  So. Except for copy and paste
• 57:31
  anyway. Badly.
• 57:39
  Has anybody decided to torture themselves and watch the movie?
• 57:43
  No, God no, it's on prime. Not a fucking chance in hell.
• 57:50
  I just don't want that as you suggest it to me anymore.
• 57:53
  No, I don't want that on my on my fucking algorithm, I don't.
• 57:57
  I don't want it to. Be like, oh, you watch when I go
• 57:59
  on something, it's like up there and she's there and I'm like,
• 58:03
  no, nothing like. Thumbs down these things like.
• 58:09
  I don't want to open it. No, I'm not going to.
• 58:12
  I'm not. I'm just going to.
• 58:13
  I'm just going to let it go away.
• 58:14
  I'm just going to let it fade into the distance and just.
• 58:17
  I immediately go to the next thing 'cause I don't want to
• 58:20
  like accidentally touch it. No, sounds like we're trying not
• 58:23
  to touch toxic waste, which we're not anyway.
• 58:29
  So in all of this hell raising, we had a government, a partial
• 58:35
  government shutdown which took out TSA officers, which there's
• 58:43
  a huge debate on if we need TSA. And I don't know if there's a
• 58:49
  big thing about whether it proves that it's improving
• 58:54
  safety or not, but TSA. The nice.
• 59:01
  Yes I would. You're right, you are definitely
• 59:04
  correct. TSA off officers are owed over 1
• 59:10
  billion dollars and missed paychecks due to the government
• 59:15
  shutdown. Meanwhile, we're spending a
• 59:18
  billion dollars a day in Iran. We couldn't pay these people.
• 59:29
  No, because war. Oh, wait, I'm sorry.
• 59:31
  It's not a war. It's what is it?
• 59:32
  It's a it's not a war. He's not calling it a war
• 59:38
  because a war has to be approved by Congress.
• 59:40
  So it is. What is that?
• 59:43
  What's the word he's using? Just like technically, I think
• 59:47
  as Korea and Vietnam. Neither one of those were wars.
• 59:49
  They were police actions. How is this a police action?
• 59:54
  Please explain that. It, it, that's what they call
• 59:57
  them. There's that there's a, there's
• 59:59
  different words that they use when they start wars that
• 1:00:01
  they're not supposed to start and don't get approval from
• 1:00:04
  Congress. So they call them something
• 1:00:05
  that's not a war so that they're like, well, it's not a war, so
• 1:00:09
  that's fine. So that NATO doesn't lose it
• 1:00:12
  shit and go, you know what? United States, right?
• 1:00:16
  You've had enough anyway, So not having a paycheck for what three
• 1:00:26
  weeks, 4 weeks cause is causing a lot of severe financial
• 1:00:33
  strain. And for those that couldn't hold
• 1:00:39
  on, there were 450 of those employees that resigned and it's
• 1:00:45
  still causing severe airport disruptions.
• 1:00:50
  I will say that I got a letter from Delta today in my e-mail
• 1:00:55
  that was just basically like, we're so sorry and they hope
• 1:01:01
  that we'll, I guess you'll still fly or whatever, but right.
• 1:01:07
  Please, please don't hate us. Keep flying.
• 1:01:10
  Yeah, but it was basically blaming the administration
• 1:01:13
  without saying it. That's fantastic, honestly.
• 1:01:18
  I was like, yes, keep doing that.
• 1:01:20
  Yeah. Continuing on, 'cause this
• 1:01:26
  administration just doesn't quit. the US Supreme Court on
• 1:01:31
  Tuesday tossed out the. Is it Colorado states law about
• 1:01:40
  banning conversion therapy Which?
• 1:01:44
  So basically they've said that conversion therapy is fine.
• 1:01:50
  That's what they say. Because that's great.
• 1:01:56
  It was an 8 to 1 vote, 8 to 1. Only one fucking judge said this
• 1:02:02
  is not OK. Even the supposed like liberals
• 1:02:10
  were like no, this is fine. This is so not fine, no.
• 1:02:18
  And all the decision and validates laws in two dozen
• 1:02:25
  other states, too. Laws that bar mental health
• 1:02:30
  therapist from practicing a version that talks of talk
• 1:02:37
  therapy that seeks to change a teenager's sexual orientation or
• 1:02:42
  gender identity. Meaning that therapy if you feel
• 1:02:47
  like you are having gay feelings, you go through
• 1:02:50
  conversion therapy. And some of them don't just talk
• 1:02:56
  as we have seen on several occasions.
• 1:03:00
  They go through the Electro electric.
• 1:03:06
  What is that called? Basically electrocuting people
• 1:03:09
  until they say yes I give up kind.
• 1:03:11
  Of stuff. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:14
  And they don't do it to the point where it's like a shock
• 1:03:18
  collar. They do it to the point where
• 1:03:20
  people have like burns and things on their skin and, and on
• 1:03:26
  their genitalia. So this is crazy.
• 1:03:32
  Supreme Court is also skeptical about Trump's decision over
• 1:03:42
  birthright citizenship. You can't just be like, Nope,
• 1:03:47
  we're just going to, we're going to take this away.
• 1:03:48
  Like you can't fucking do that. I don't know what the fuck is
• 1:03:54
  wrong with this country. This country is like I.
• 1:03:57
  Like a hypocrisy just living. Several justices, including the
• 1:04:05
  ones that Dump Truck appointed, aggressively questioned him on
• 1:04:11
  his effort to reimagine. I don't think it's reimagining,
• 1:04:16
  but. They're right.
• 1:04:18
  That's not reimagining. They're right.
• 1:04:22
  So we'll see how that goes 'cause he was there today.
• 1:04:27
  You can't just be like, OK, so you're a legal citizen, OK, No,
• 1:04:30
  we're just kidding. We're going to take this away
• 1:04:32
  now. You can't.
• 1:04:33
  So speak that that the people that were approved for legal
• 1:04:40
  status have to can get their rights back.
• 1:04:45
  The dump truck administration must restore legal status for
• 1:04:49
  thousands of immigrants. According to this judge and
• 1:04:54
  their ruling, the immigrants that came to United States
• 1:04:58
  legally through the Biden era pathway, they must be good
• 1:05:06
  because you. Can't just fucking take that
• 1:05:08
  shit away. That's not how that.
• 1:05:09
  Works, I know. You can't just magically be
• 1:05:13
  like, OK, you're not a citizen anymore.
• 1:05:14
  Like what? That's.
• 1:05:15
  Like saying like, you know what, you can move in with me and then
• 1:05:19
  one day I'd just come in your room and go.
• 1:05:21
  You know what you got to leave? What thing?
• 1:05:26
  Except it's like you can't. You can't do that.
• 1:05:32
  There's processes and things in order.
• 1:05:37
  Who knows? Who knows?
• 1:05:40
  And the fuckery continues. I'm gonna let you explain this
• 1:05:45
  'cause you got to. Oh, but I can put the other one
• 1:05:49
  on there. It's the drag shows.
• 1:05:51
  Oh. Let's suffice to say that right
• 1:05:53
  now, Ohio is a shit show. The Ohio House has passed
• 1:06:00
  several. They're basically anti trans
• 1:06:04
  bills disguised as anti drag bills.
• 1:06:08
  There's one on public drag shows.
• 1:06:10
  There's one on not wearing makeup that doesn't align or
• 1:06:16
  wearing makeup that doesn't align with your biological sex.
• 1:06:19
  So if you're a trans man, then you can wear a guy liner.
• 1:06:30
  If you're a trans woman, you cannot wear makeup because boys
• 1:06:35
  don't wear makeup. If you are a drag queen, you
• 1:06:40
  cannot wear makeup if you are a boy because boys don't wear
• 1:06:46
  makeup. But if you are a CIS woman who
• 1:06:51
  does drag, by all means wear all the makeup.
• 1:06:56
  In fact, if you are a trans man who does drag, by all means wear
• 1:07:00
  all the makeup because that aligns with your biological sex.
• 1:07:07
  Congratulations, we wins. It's because they always forget
• 1:07:14
  that we exist. I always forget we exist.
• 1:07:18
  At this point, I'm just like you, always.
• 1:07:21
  I mean, right now it's a safety feature, I think.
• 1:07:26
  I, I mean it, it, we tend to fly under the radar.
• 1:07:31
  It's it's. It's a safety feature.
• 1:07:36
  So stupid. Could it be the weirdest thing
• 1:07:41
  ever that they just let all of this go?
• 1:07:47
  Right. Imagine if they were just like,
• 1:07:49
  Gee none of this affects me, never mind like.
• 1:07:54
  Again, I want to remind you that there are people that are
• 1:07:57
  houseless, can't afford groceries, and their children
• 1:08:04
  are going to school hungry. But then again, they're going to
• 1:08:08
  a school that is barely standing.
• 1:08:13
  What's important? No, no, those things are not
• 1:08:17
  important. We need to get rid of the trans.
• 1:08:20
  As soon as we get the transgenders out of here, then
• 1:08:24
  we're good. Oh my.
• 1:08:26
  God, 'cause Oh my God, I. Have.
• 1:08:28
  They were transgendering like crazy and they need to stop
• 1:08:33
  transgendering. So we need to get the transes
• 1:08:38
  out. If we can stop the transenses
• 1:08:41
  from transgendering then. If you have a transgender angle
• 1:08:46
  right now, I don't know what I'm gonna do, but 'cause that's a
• 1:08:51
  very. Weird.
• 1:08:52
  You're wearing lip gloss. You're.
• 1:08:54
  So I'm transgendering all over the place.
• 1:08:57
  I'm so sorry. It's illegal.
• 1:08:58
  That doesn't. That doesn't align with your
• 1:08:59
  biological sex. I'm so sorry, I am
• 1:09:02
  transgendering all over the place.
• 1:09:04
  You're welcome. I like transgendered like 3
• 1:09:06
  times today. It was very like I tried to stop
• 1:09:10
  it. I tried to stop it, but my
• 1:09:12
  willpower was not. It was I, I tried.
• 1:09:15
  I tried my hardest. You know, and the colonialism
• 1:09:19
  has struck again because I have heard people say, like, with the
• 1:09:24
  power of God, you should be able to feel like your authentic
• 1:09:28
  self. And I'm like what?
• 1:09:30
  No, no. Oh see, I had a conversation
• 1:09:33
  with God and she said, But I created you.
• 1:09:37
  You called God a she. I did and like I said she said
• 1:09:42
  that you know I created you in my image so.
• 1:09:47
  I mean, I can't fight. I can't fight a book.
• 1:09:51
  And I mean, God was, I mean Jesus was created out of like.
• 1:09:59
  And look what they did to him. She seems like that's that, you
• 1:10:05
  know? So I mean, it's kind of like,
• 1:10:09
  sorry everybody, so sorry y'all, but God said no.
• 1:10:15
  I promise I have some good news in here.
• 1:10:21
  So on this day, even though they're seeking to challenge it,
• 1:10:25
  on this day in 2001, according to Pink News, just after
• 1:10:31
  midnight on April 1st, 2001, history was made in Amsterdam as
• 1:10:38
  the world's first legal sex, same sex marriages were
• 1:10:43
  officiated at their City Hall. That was 2001.
• 1:10:48
  That's still before us. Years ago.
• 1:10:54
  When are we going to get together?
• 1:11:00
  Yeah. And other news, other good news
• 1:11:04
  is does she just say Lo Lo Colby, daughter of, you know,
• 1:11:14
  famous entertainer Sasha Colby, a Hawaiian born transgender
• 1:11:20
  woman? Oh God, here comes the
• 1:11:22
  transgenders again. Damn, transgenders are
• 1:11:26
  everywhere. She won Miss International Queen
• 1:11:32
  USA, now I need to do some more research into this.
• 1:11:37
  Does she go on to like the world?
• 1:11:40
  One I have no idea, I don't I have no idea, not a clue.
• 1:11:45
  So I am the wrong person to ask. Also online they were saying
• 1:11:50
  that she was the first trans queen and I no she's not because
• 1:12:00
  not maybe she is of this competition but not because
• 1:12:05
  there was somebody else. Is it Miss America?
• 1:12:10
  Miss USA something? I I am I unfortunately admit
• 1:12:16
  that I am not really up. With all, are you not as a trans
• 1:12:19
  person? You're not following the trans.
• 1:12:22
  I should be but I, I I there no. There's a lot of trans.
• 1:12:32
  They're everywhere. I can't keep track of all of
• 1:12:34
  them. I mean, as far as I know that
• 1:12:37
  there must be so many trans that we are being affected and our
• 1:12:43
  economy is being affected. Well, yeah, I mean, we fucked
• 1:12:47
  everything up. Sorry.
• 1:12:49
  Well, and I told somebody at work that I think that people
• 1:12:54
  are looking at this the wrong way because some trans people
• 1:12:58
  spend a lot of money being their authentic self, which then
• 1:13:03
  stimulus, you know, stimulates the economy.
• 1:13:08
  So tell me, how does how do? How are we doing the reverse
• 1:13:15
  effect? I mean, if you, if you, if you
• 1:13:17
  think about it like the, the trans folks that do end up
• 1:13:22
  getting like medical intervention on their bodies,
• 1:13:25
  right? So we're paying for, we're
• 1:13:27
  paying for surgeries, we're paying for medications.
• 1:13:30
  We're, you know, we're paying for, right?
• 1:13:36
  We're paying for, you know, facial things, we're paying for
• 1:13:41
  Botox, we're paying for, you know what I mean?
• 1:13:43
  So like all of these things go back into the economy.
• 1:13:47
  But no, I mean all we do is we. I'm sorry that we have fucked
• 1:13:52
  everything up so bad we even started.
• 1:13:54
  The war. Oh, because we drive electric
• 1:13:59
  cars. Probably.
• 1:14:02
  Oh, I know it. Speaking of which, gas that the
• 1:14:05
  fries right by the house here is 499 a fucking gallon.
• 1:14:10
  It was 5:15 earlier this week, so.
• 1:14:12
  I'm like, this is California prices.
• 1:14:14
  That's some bullshit. No, there's are like 7-8 dollars
• 1:14:19
  they're having. Fun.
• 1:14:19
  They were just over 5 when we were in at Universal.
• 1:14:22
  They were just over. 5 yeah. It's some bullshit, but let's
• 1:14:29
  blame Biden. We're going to blame Biden for
• 1:14:31
  that. But in other countries that have
• 1:14:33
  it together, Scotland is in a great position to become the
• 1:14:36
  first country in the world to end HIV cases.
• 1:14:43
  Remember when we were going after that, but now we're not
• 1:14:45
  supplying people with HIV medication?
• 1:14:47
  Now we're just like, whatever. However, they warned that
• 1:14:54
  there's urgent action needed from the next Scottish
• 1:14:57
  Government to reach that goal by 20-30.
• 1:15:01
  We're getting consistently. Hopefully folks can keep up that
• 1:15:05
  momentum like there would be a stupid thing to drop the ball
• 1:15:08
  on. Yeah.
• 1:15:10
  If you're able to eradicate a disease like that, like.
• 1:15:18
  Get it together right In World News.
• 1:15:23
  I like to think that we're worldly here in some aspects.
• 1:15:28
  Artemis 2. Did I say the name right?
• 1:15:31
  Artemis. I think they're already up
• 1:15:36
  there. At the time that I wrote this,
• 1:15:38
  they weren't up there. They did the historic moon
• 1:15:43
  mission. 4 astronauts are on board the flight, which is the
• 1:15:51
  first crew on a moon mission since 1972.
• 1:15:57
  Wow. They're up there for 14 days, I
• 1:16:00
  think, and for for the first time, the crew that's up there
• 1:16:07
  is now the women outnumber the men.
• 1:16:12
  No, that's fantastic. That's some progress, I guess.
• 1:16:16
  Yeah, we can't get it together on Earth.
• 1:16:19
  We can get it together on the moon.
• 1:16:21
  I mean. They're due to circumvent the
• 1:16:31
  the moon in 14 days. I, I always thought that like,
• 1:16:37
  like doing it the way that like the fucking Bezos did and just
• 1:16:42
  sort of throwing everybody up there and bringing it like,
• 1:16:44
  that's stupid. But like being up there for like
• 1:16:47
  a good like chunk of time and like orbiting the moon or you
• 1:16:51
  know, something like that, like that would be so cool.
• 1:16:56
  I think I would do not the quick two hour and then you drop back
• 1:17:02
  into that Earth's atmosphere, but maybe the maybe not 14 days.
• 1:17:08
  I don't know if you're put into a spaceship with like random
• 1:17:12
  strangers or your family or what, but they would have to
• 1:17:17
  convince me I guess. That's fair.
• 1:17:20
  I'd be down. I'd be like.
• 1:17:21
  Plus it's it's predicted that it would be like $100,000 a person
• 1:17:28
  to right right somebody. Want to sponsor me?
• 1:17:32
  I'll go up. What gigs do we have coming up?
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  Oh, so I got roped into this this weekend over at Brick Road
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  Coffee. They're having what they're
• 1:17:45
  calling the other worlds Expo and it's kind of cool.
• 1:17:47
  They've got like artists and things.
• 1:17:50
  So it's kind of like like if you've been to their trunk or
• 1:17:53
  treat, like they have like the, the sort of like the artists and
• 1:17:55
  the makers and stuff like that. So think of that, but without
• 1:17:58
  like the trunk or treat portion of it.
• 1:18:00
  So they've got a like so. No candy.
• 1:18:03
  No candy, but they've got like, like cool sort of alternative
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  and queer artists and performers and makers and all kinds of
• 1:18:12
  stuff. And Drag Story Hour will be
• 1:18:14
  there. And if you want to come by, Drag
• 1:18:18
  Story Hour is happening at 10:30.
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  It'll be chill. Nothing crazy, you know, but
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  come and support an awesome, awesome local queer business and
• 1:18:32
  other local queer artists, performers, all that kind of
• 1:18:39
  stuff. Like come, come, do the thing.
• 1:18:40
  It should be fun. And then?
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  Oh, I'm in the reverse order. That's what I like.
• 1:18:50
  What's going on? I got it.
• 1:18:52
  I'm on it. On the 17th, we have drag bingo
• 1:19:00
  and cats at the Phoenix Cat Cafe in downtown Phoenix, 'cause now
• 1:19:04
  we have to say this in downtown Phoenix because we are.
• 1:19:08
  We are not at the North Phoenix one, Yeah.
• 1:19:12
  Yeah, dare I? Dare I say it, that would be
• 1:19:17
  awesome. I have to tell you that tickets
• 1:19:23
  they will sell out and I'm not saying that to like be like you
• 1:19:28
  need to go buy them like. There were only a few left like
• 1:19:32
  a couple days ago so. There are now 6 left at the time
• 1:19:37
  of this broadcast. I'm saying that to protect, you
• 1:19:41
  know, I'm saying that to protect me and Freddie, because our
• 1:19:45
  inboxes have this thing like a magnet.
• 1:19:50
  I should have like it. We should set it like a like an
• 1:19:52
  auto reply. If you are messaging about these
• 1:19:55
  tickets for this please don't for all other.
• 1:20:00
  For all other queries please press 1 like.
• 1:20:04
  Please turn around and go buy your tickets now.
• 1:20:07
  But. Yeah, there's, there's only 6
• 1:20:09
  tickets left. So if you are wanting to go and
• 1:20:14
  check that out, do the thing. Get those tickets now.
• 1:20:19
  Don't. Cry to me when they sell out.
• 1:20:22
  Yeah, we don't handle the ticket part.
• 1:20:25
  We handled this a couple. We talked about this a couple
• 1:20:27
  episodes ago, so I'll leave that to you now.
• 1:20:32
  Anyway, Alice in Wonderland Drag Bingo at Drink Me Tea Room is on
• 1:20:39
  April 23rd, and those tickets are going by pretty quickly too.
• 1:20:44
  And no, I don't control those tickets either.
• 1:20:48
  We don't sell the. Tickets.
• 1:20:51
  If we sold the tickets I probably still would tell you
• 1:20:53
  no. You need to buy your tickets
• 1:20:55
  before they sell that. Correct.
• 1:20:57
  Because there's a reason why there's a set amount of tickets.
• 1:21:00
  Correct, there's that one. And then?
• 1:21:08
  Myers designed by me all of these no just the 2 with us the
• 1:21:12
  two the. One for this weekend was not
• 1:21:15
  designed by you. So yeah.
• 1:21:20
  And then the first weekend in May, I, as my sort of normie
• 1:21:26
  self, I'll be presenting at Southwest Lovefest, which is
• 1:21:31
  happening at, I don't know, go to lovefestevents.com, I think
• 1:21:35
  is what it is. I believe it's Lovefest,
• 1:21:38
  events.com and it doesn't matter whether you are actually Polly,
• 1:21:43
  whether you're considering Polly, whether you want to learn
• 1:21:45
  more about other things, relationship stuff.
• 1:21:48
  There are plenty of panels, lots of educational workshops, stuff
• 1:21:55
  like that, lots of programming throughout the weekend that will
• 1:22:00
  go to enhance not, you know, your relationships.
• 1:22:03
  And if you're not just if you're Polly, but you know, if you're
• 1:22:05
  monogamous too, like there's you know, but get get your tickets
• 1:22:10
  for that and come spend a weekend with some awesome like
• 1:22:14
  minded people people. Yeah, this would be the
• 1:22:22
  opportunity to get out of the house.
• 1:22:24
  You're right, I'll be out of. There, there you go.
• 1:22:27
  There you go. It looks pretty affordable.
• 1:22:32
  It's not terrible. It's not terrible.
• 1:22:36
  The only thing that sucks is they don't have like a day pass.
• 1:22:38
  They only have, yeah, they only have weekend passes, which is
• 1:22:43
  unfortunate. But volunteer, if you reach out
• 1:22:46
  to Southwest Love Fest, the folks over there, if you
• 1:22:50
  volunteer, it will knock a percentage of your tickets off.
• 1:22:56
  So I think if you volunteer for like 5 hours you'll get like 50%
• 1:22:59
  off of your tickets. It's in a different place, yes.
• 1:23:03
  Almost lost time. OK, yes.
• 1:23:07
  So if you want to, you know, if you want to go check it out, but
• 1:23:11
  you know, you don't necessarily want to shell out the whole, the
• 1:23:14
  whole weekend pass, talk to them about volunteering and you'll
• 1:23:19
  get a few bucks, which is really nice.
• 1:23:21
  If you volunteer, it's like 10% per hour that you volunteer up
• 1:23:25
  to five hours. So that's up to 50%.
• 1:23:29
  Oh. Yeah.
• 1:23:33
  So, OK, OK. So that's, you know, that could
• 1:23:38
  be something. So you should you should
• 1:23:38
  volunteer and then come to my like panels on Saturday.
• 1:23:41
  Heard heard you heard. Also, you can book us for office
• 1:23:48
  parties, celebrations and Moi. All the things.
• 1:23:55
  Within. Well, I mean, look.
• 1:24:02
  I mean in this as. Long as it doesn't go like
• 1:24:05
  hardcore against my morals. Money is money, I guess.
• 1:24:09
  Yeah. If you want us to come celebrate
• 1:24:12
  your, you know, transgenderism with you, we can do that.
• 1:24:15
  Oh God, that word just gives me the the transgenderism and we
• 1:24:24
  are giving the transgenderisms to their children.
• 1:24:28
  Yeah, all the children. I hand the transgenderisms out
• 1:24:31
  like candy at Halloween. I give, you know, instead of
• 1:24:34
  candy, it's you get a transgender and you get a
• 1:24:36
  transgender and you get a. Transgender please inform your
• 1:24:40
  family and relatives that gender affirming care does not just
• 1:24:45
  affect trans individuals, it also effects people of
• 1:24:49
  multitude, including cisgender people.
• 1:24:53
  Because even the people that are, I watch a lot of the like
• 1:24:59
  people getting like the skin reduction surgery.
• 1:25:02
  Affirming care. That is gender affirming care
• 1:25:05
  or. Uncle Bobby that, you know, has
• 1:25:08
  the hair plugs and shit and the Botox and the facelift, that's
• 1:25:12
  all gender affirming care. You know Aunt Lucy has those
• 1:25:17
  boobs so. Gender affirming care, mommy
• 1:25:21
  makeovers, tummy tucks, gender affirming care.
• 1:25:27
  Just throwing that out there. To let you know that before we
• 1:25:30
  leave. You're all transgenders.
• 1:25:36
  Oh God, somebody out there is going to watch this video and
• 1:25:43
  take it all out of context. Probably that's OK.
• 1:25:48
  And with that I say goodnight. Should I dare try to press this
• 1:25:53
  button, you can. Try it.
• 1:25:59
  What the? Fuck is that?
• 1:26:03
  Oh, I pressed the wrong button. I pressed the wrong.
• 1:26:05
  Bye, bye, good night.