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- 0:01Speaker 1: Don't be out here acting like a donkey. He bitch,
- 0:05Speaker 1: it's time for Donkey of the Day.
- 0:07Speaker 2: I'm a big boy. I could take it if he'd
- 0:09Speaker 2: feel out deserve it ain't no big deal.
- 0:10Speaker 3: I know, charlottagea godna have funny shi say his mouth.
- 0:13Speaker 2: You gotta say something you may not agree with. It
- 0:14Speaker 2: doesn't mean I'm mean.
- 0:15Speaker 1: Who's getting that donky?
- 0:16Speaker 4: That donkey that don't don't don't don't dunk donkey.
- 0:19Speaker 2: Other day, right, there's a breakfast club.
- 0:23Speaker 4: Bitch.
- 0:23Speaker 1: You you could call me the donkey of the day.
- 0:25Speaker 5: But like I mean, no harm.
- 0:27Speaker 2: Yes donkey, whoa why the hell I'm so loud? Scared myself?
- 0:31Speaker 2: Donkey today for Tuesday, May six goes to a Pennsylvania
- 0:33Speaker 2: woman named Christina solar Meado. Christina Solomeado is forty four
- 0:37Speaker 2: years old, and she did something that people figuratively talk
- 0:41Speaker 2: about doing. And I wish I could curse on the radio,
- 0:44Speaker 2: but I can't. But just know bicky and I wrote
- 0:47Speaker 2: the song about doing this to her. Ops, she called
- 0:49Speaker 2: it did it on him? But that's the clean version. Yeah,
- 0:51Speaker 2: let's hear some of this classic. You remember this, right, Yes,
- 0:57Speaker 2: that's how the clean version go no, it was on. Okay,
- 1:00Speaker 2: turn it up, let me hear it. Okay, keep the
- 1:07Speaker 2: instrumental going for me. Uh yes, see all that. Y'all
- 1:11Speaker 2: talk about releasing snak missiles on your apps, but she
- 1:14Speaker 2: never actually released the chocolate hostages. But Christina actually did.
- 1:17Speaker 2: Let's go to NBC ten Philly for the report please.
- 1:19Speaker 4: The police chief or Prospect Park says he has seen
- 1:22Speaker 4: some road rage cases during his career. Somebody cuts someone off,
- 1:26Speaker 4: then the drivers might get into a heated exchange. Then
- 1:30Speaker 4: they typically drive away. But in this case on Tuesday,
- 1:34Speaker 4: there was a little more to that and the incident
- 1:37Speaker 4: was captured on video by a bystander. That video, shared
- 1:43Speaker 4: thousands of times on Instagram, shows a woman identified Thursday
- 1:48Speaker 4: as Christina Salametto walking to another woman's car. The forty
- 1:52Speaker 4: four year old sits on the hood or not showing
- 1:55Speaker 4: the most graphic parts of the video, including when she
- 1:58Speaker 4: appeared to defecate on the car. Solamento was brought to
- 2:02Speaker 4: the Prospect Park Police department Thursday in handcuffs, offering no remarks.
- 2:07Speaker 4: She faces a number of charges, including in decent exposure
- 2:11Speaker 4: and depositing waste on a highway.
- 2:15Speaker 2: Imagine how mad. You gotta be the weaponized your own
- 2:17Speaker 2: digestive system. Okay, this is biological warfare, all right. I
- 2:20Speaker 2: respect people who can back the brown Cadillac out of
- 2:23Speaker 2: the garage in public.
- 2:24Speaker 1: Okay.
- 2:24Speaker 2: I'm not one of those people.
- 2:26Speaker 4: Now.
- 2:26Speaker 2: I am very regular, Okay, a thirty am every morning,
- 2:29Speaker 2: I'm making a tombstone in the water grave here at work.
- 2:32Speaker 2: But if somebody comes in the bathroom or sits in
- 2:34Speaker 2: the star next to me, I can't do it. Okay,
- 2:36Speaker 2: I'm a cowboy fan, but I can't take the Browns
- 2:38Speaker 2: through the super Bowl if someone else is in the
- 2:40Speaker 2: bathroom with me. So the fact this woman was able
- 2:42Speaker 2: to bake some butt brownies in public on Q it's impressive.
- 2:46Speaker 2: But I'm gonna tell you something, Christina. The reason you
- 2:48Speaker 2: get in the biggest he has because, according to the
- 2:50Speaker 2: police Affidavid, you said, and I quote, I wanted to
- 2:54Speaker 2: punch her in the face, but I pooped on her
- 2:56Speaker 2: car instead and went home. I would rather you punched
- 2:58Speaker 2: it in the face. It takes way more energy to
- 3:01Speaker 2: pull your pants down and birth a creamy behemoth in
- 3:04Speaker 2: public than it does to punch someone in the face. Now,
- 3:07Speaker 2: Christina allegedly told cops that it was a clean poop.
- 3:11Speaker 2: I didn't have to wipe. True. Quote for the record,
- 3:15Speaker 2: there is no such thing as a clean wipe, okay,
- 3:17Speaker 2: are a clean poop? When you release the mud monkeys?
- 3:20Speaker 2: The anal area becomes soiled with stool and you gotta
- 3:22Speaker 2: clean it. Okay. Fecal matter contains bacteria and other micro
- 3:26Speaker 2: organisms that can cause infections are spread if not properly
- 3:29Speaker 2: cleaned the way, and having residual dookie around the rum
- 3:32Speaker 2: of your bookie can cause discomfort, okay, itching and irritation
- 3:36Speaker 2: whenever the inside of your bookie. Itching guarantees you didn't
- 3:39Speaker 2: wipe properly. So there is no clean kills when you
- 3:41Speaker 2: push out a sewer snake, okay, when you launch fudge torpedoes,
- 3:44Speaker 2: there is always a casualty. That's all I got. Please
- 3:48Speaker 2: let remem mem give Christina solar Meto the biggest he huh.
- 3:51Speaker 1: He ha he ha.
- 3:53Speaker 4: You stupid motherfuck?
- 3:55Speaker 5: Are you dumb? The amounts of effort in which you
- 3:59Speaker 5: put that presentation?
- 4:01Speaker 6: Yes, you did?
- 4:02Speaker 5: You literally, boy, like you ate that I would, But
- 4:12Speaker 5: I'm saying you literally you told that story like maya Angela.
- 4:21Speaker 1: Hey, all right, well, thank you for that donkey of
- 4:27Speaker 1: the day. Now when we come back, thank you for
- 4:29Speaker 1: that duchy of the day. Eight undred five eight five
- 4:33Speaker 1: one o five one. What's the most creative excuse or
- 4:36Speaker 1: lie you've used to sneak into a party? Tell him
- 4:38Speaker 1: this came from Man, now, this came from Los. Los
- 4:41Speaker 1: is just Lars's camera man. Last night was the met Gala.
- 4:46Speaker 1: Of course he wasn't invited. He didn't make it to
- 4:48Speaker 1: the met Gala, but he made it to every party party.
- 4:52Speaker 2: He still got his met Galla clothes on. That he
- 4:54Speaker 2: got on a black turtlenecks.
- 4:56Speaker 3: Because Los works very hard.
- 4:57Speaker 5: He came right in here at three thirty.
- 4:59Speaker 1: He was on stream last night with Conson Nat for
- 5:01Speaker 1: over an hour. Conson I have no clue who he was,
- 5:04Speaker 1: but gripe dress pants, he told Conson do you have
- 5:06Speaker 1: to order?
- 5:06Speaker 5: What?
- 5:06Speaker 2: He told?
- 5:07Speaker 6: Cos?
- 5:07Speaker 2: I told him that shut up. You have the audio, you.
- 5:11Speaker 1: Have turned his mic on, you have the audio. Non drunk? Well,
- 5:14Speaker 1: he told con Sanat, I rather had an audio.
- 5:17Speaker 2: We had the audio.
- 5:21Speaker 4: Best to me, jump ahead next to me, I'm talking
- 5:23Speaker 4: not man.
- 5:24Speaker 3: Yeah, the first time I said it, Man, I said that.
- 5:28Speaker 2: Will the first time I see you.
- 5:29Speaker 3: As we shut down the city.
- 5:32Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that was a bad day.
- 5:33Speaker 1: That was a lad day.
- 5:35Speaker 2: Charlama is my cousin just to him in the God yeah,
- 5:38Speaker 2: Nick Cannon is my cousin too. Yeah, like stop, yeah,
- 5:41Speaker 2: I was about clubs all motion. Brother, Carlos is not
- 5:45Speaker 2: with the Breakfast club.
- 5:46Speaker 6: So he said, no, this is with the Breakfast that's
- 5:50Speaker 6: your cousin, cousin, and yes we're definitely related.
- 5:57Speaker 3: Just is actually related related for the past four years.
- 6:00Speaker 2: What boy, he's still drown out. He's still He showed
- 6:04Speaker 2: us so many videos of him walking around name dropping. Okay,
- 6:08Speaker 2: I don't know this man.
- 6:09Speaker 1: He said he played last night.
- 6:12Speaker 3: He said sexy Red had been up here, sexy Red
- 6:15Speaker 3: came up here. He told him, my name is loose
- 6:18Speaker 3: After that.
- 6:18Speaker 2: Proves you know him.
- 6:19Speaker 5: But you beat on a you bet uh.
- 6:22Speaker 3: And on our I beat somebody and he didn't be
- 6:24Speaker 3: He said he lost to it. He said he beat
- 6:26Speaker 3: the white guy he watched. He said the actual one
- 6:29Speaker 3: of the owners of Louis Vatan actually paid for his
- 6:32Speaker 3: UH ride share to him to get to her.
- 6:38Speaker 2: He was trying to hit I'm telling you, yes, you
- 6:44Speaker 2: better go in to bathroom check.
- 6:50Speaker 6: Come right out this morning. I mean clean five days one.
- 6:56Speaker 1: What's the most creative excuse a lie you wanted to
- 6:58Speaker 1: sneak it to a party? Let's discuss who it's the
- 7:01Speaker 1: breakfast person That breakfast club.
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