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  Speaker 2: This is the best of the Ben Maller Show on
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  Speaker 1: Well, a surprise lead, a surprise lead I was not
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  Speaker 1: anticipating when I tried to map out my plan of
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  Speaker 1: attack for the overnight show. I thought, well, there's no
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  Speaker 1: way that we're going to start with the football game. Zero, zero, zero, zero. Surprise, surprise, surprise.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to start with the NFL. And we had
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  Speaker 1: fully planned and anticipated a compelling, exciting World Series game
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  Speaker 1: number three. We were fired up. There's going to be
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  Speaker 1: some real controversy in Game 3 of the World Series.
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  Speaker 1: And the question is, who exactly was watching after the
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  Speaker 1: fifth inning? Friends and family? Even friends and family were like,
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  Speaker 1: let me see what's going on in the football game.
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  Speaker 1: So I assume you know by now that the Milwaukee
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  Speaker 1: Brewers have amputated the Tampa Bay Rays 10-1 the final
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  Speaker 1: in a game that was not that close. And so
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  Speaker 1: we have decided to defer to Hour 2 for the
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  Speaker 1: full recap on the World Series. Instead, we start out
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  Speaker 1: with the Monday Night Football brouhaha that took place in
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  Speaker 1: the Delaware Valley. I know Jonathan and Della were very
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  Speaker 1: excited about that. As Philadelphia, the site, the battered and
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  Speaker 1: broken birds, hosting Dakota Prescott and the Cowboys. So were
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  Speaker 1: you watching? Even if you weren't watching, chances are once
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  Speaker 1: the World Series game got to 10-0, you flipped on
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  Speaker 1: over to see what was going on. Let's be realistic here.
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  Speaker 1: So Dak Prescott, 212 yards, three touchdown passes. As the
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  Speaker 1: Cowboys favored on the road here, two of them to C.D. Lamb.
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  Speaker 1: And the Cowboys manhandled the once-proud Philadelphia football team. They
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  Speaker 1: win by 17-0. It was a one-score game going into
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  Speaker 1: the fourth quarter, and then the afterburners turned on for
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys on Monday night. So the Eagles now have
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  Speaker 1: lost not one, not two, not three, not four, but
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  Speaker 1: five straight games. Javante Williams running and stumbling and bumbling
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  Speaker 1: in the Cowboy backfield for 155 yards and a touchdown.
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  Speaker 1: I'm told that's good. And the Cowboys remain alive. They're
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  Speaker 1: not dead yet. As the NFC least is up for grabs,
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  Speaker 1: the Gigantes, the Giants lead the division 4-2-1. The Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: get their third win of the season. And the focus,
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  Speaker 1: we'll get to the loser. The Eagles are such a mess,
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  Speaker 1: it's not even fun to goof on them. We'll get
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  Speaker 1: to them in a minute. Let's go to the Cowboys, though.
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  Speaker 1: We'll start there. And Jerry Jones' team. The state of
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys. A lot of excitement. A lot of excitement.
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  Speaker 1: The Cowboys win. They were favored. They win by a
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  Speaker 1: large margin here. So that is a good jumping-off point.
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  Speaker 1: Let us discuss. The question, is this Dak Prescott Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: victory on Monday Night Football a season-changing victory? So I've
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  Speaker 1: got favorite doctor, NASCAR, and Peacock. Peacock. And we will
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  Speaker 1: combine all of these things together. And we are going
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  Speaker 1: to put the biscuit in the basket is what we're
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  Speaker 1: going to do. Just put the nice little biscuit there,
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  Speaker 1: put some butter on it, and then put it in
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  Speaker 1: the basket. And that's the way to do it. So
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  Speaker 1: is this Dakota Prescott Cowboy win a season-changing victory? So
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  Speaker 1: I'm giving this premise a bit of side-eye. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing here. You want credit. For beating a wounded
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  Speaker 1: Eagles team, you were favored on the road to beat.
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  Speaker 1: There is a word for that. It starts with a
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  Speaker 1: capital E. Embarrassing. You cannot have a season-changing victory by
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  Speaker 1: doing what you were supposed to do. Hello? That's what
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  Speaker 1: you were supposed to do. It's kind of like your
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  Speaker 1: kid taking the trash out of And then coming back
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  Speaker 1: from taking the trash out, taking the garbage out, and
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  Speaker 1: they're like, all right, I would like a nice standing ovation. Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: you little loser. That's your chores. You're supposed to do that, dummy.
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  Speaker 1: You're supposed to take the trash out. What's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 1: So you did your chores. Congratulations. Of course, now with
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  Speaker 1: everything with the Cowboys, now it's like, well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: people are singing the Beach Boys' Good Vibrations song. After
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  Speaker 1: a couple of clunkers for the Cowboys, they're like, we're back.
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  Speaker 1: The Cowboys are back, which every time they win, they're back.
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  Speaker 1: And Jerry Jones, what he did here, this win is
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  Speaker 1: a trip to the doctor. Jerry called up his favorite doctor, Dr. Feelgood.
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  Speaker 1: And all of a sudden, everything's cured now. We're all cured. Dr. Feelgood.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a doctor. That's right. Dr. Feelgood came in. Everything's good. Please.
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  Speaker 1: I look at the Cowboys, the same shaky wagon. They
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  Speaker 1: just put a nice new coat of paint on it.
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  Speaker 1: Here is Dakota Prescott, the Cowboy quarterback, better known by
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  Speaker 1: his nickname, Dak. Here is Dak explaining that there's a
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  Speaker 1: lot to look forward to in that division. Take a listen.
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  Speaker 3: It's all right there in front of us. We've got
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  Speaker 3: to play New York again, who's got the lead right now.
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  Speaker 3: We've got to play every team in our division one
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  Speaker 3: more time. So it's right there in front of us.
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  Speaker 3: This is a huge road win in the division. Now
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  Speaker 3: we get to go home for a couple of weeks,
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  Speaker 3: and we've got to continue this win.
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  Speaker 1: Huge. Favored against a backup quarterback. That's your Cowboys. That's
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  Speaker 1: your Cowboys in a nutshell. Celebrating beating a team that
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  Speaker 1: had three wheels off of the car. And you're celebrating that.
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  Speaker 1: That's your 2026 Dallas Cowboys right there in a nutshell.
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  Speaker 1: Holy crap. Holy crap.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The Cowboys are the NFL's version of a used car dealership.
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  Speaker 1: Fresh wax. Some new... New air freshener, put that in
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  Speaker 1: there on the windshield, you know, on the front there.
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  Speaker 1: And then the transmission's all messed up, but who cares
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  Speaker 1: about that? So Dak Prescott is the patron saint of
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  Speaker 1: temporary optimism. He spent a lot of money, and he'll
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  Speaker 1: fail when you need him most. That's what he does.
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  Speaker 1: Have him play the backup quarterback of the Eagles, and
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  Speaker 1: the Eagles missing a bunch of guys defensively, and you're
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  Speaker 1: off to the races. Congratulations. Now, on to the Philadelphia side.
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  Speaker 1: So Saquon Barkley... Played limited amount of action. Didn't have
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  Speaker 1: an early touchdown for the Philadelphia Eagles, who are now 2-5.
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  Speaker 1: And they are on a death spiral at this point.
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  Speaker 1: And it's about time to say, turn at the lights.
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  Speaker 1: The party's over. Longest losing streak since 2016. I was
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  Speaker 1: a little kid back in 2016. That's how long it's been.
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  Speaker 1: Ten years. Ten years. My God. Ten years, five straight
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  Speaker 1: losses for the Philadelphia football team. So the question regarding
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  Speaker 1: the E-A-G-L-E-S, suck, suck, suck. Can Nick Sirianni, can Coach
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  Speaker 1: Nick Sirianni keep the Eagles from disappearing into the NFL's
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  Speaker 1: black hole of irrelevance? All right, so there's a couple
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  Speaker 1: ways to approach this. First of all, the Eagles are
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  Speaker 1: in a big media market. They have a passionate fan base,
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  Speaker 1: so they're never going to completely fall off the map. However,
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  Speaker 1: is Nick Sirianni the guy to put in the big
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  Speaker 1: chair and to lead you back into relevancy and avoid
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  Speaker 1: falling off into the abyss? Hell no! Hell no! Nick Sirianni.
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  Speaker 1: is the type of coach who is built for a
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  Speaker 1: victory parade, not a rescue mission. He's not that kind
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  Speaker 1: of coach, pal. He's not that kind of coach. He's
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  Speaker 1: a luxury automobile, and you're going to ask him over
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  Speaker 1: the next couple of months, as the Eagles are going
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  Speaker 1: to have a tattered roster the rest of the year,
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  Speaker 1: you're asking him, instead of driving that luxury car, can
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  Speaker 1: you please drive the bulldozer? Well, no, I don't drive
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  Speaker 1: a bulldozer. I drive a luxury car. But we need
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  Speaker 1: you to drive a bulldozer. Well, I can't drive a bulldozer.
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  Speaker 1: I drive a luxury car. I understand that. But we
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  Speaker 1: need this. And the team's not very good. And so
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  Speaker 1: these are the moments where you earn your money. But
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to earn my money. Okay, fine. It's
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  Speaker 1: like a country club golfer, Nick Sirianni, asked to dig ditches. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's not going to go very well. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: how much Gatorade you have, how much sweet tea you have.
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  Speaker 1: That's not going to go very well at all. And
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  Speaker 1: so Sirianni, we say this a couple years back, and
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  Speaker 1: I maintain the take. I've not gone away from the take.
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  Speaker 1: The Nick Sirianni is a show pony. And right about now,
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  Speaker 1: he's a show pony trying to survive a rodeo. That's
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  Speaker 1: not going to go well at all. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: the moment that bull starts bucking, With a B, by
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  Speaker 1: the way. I said bucking with a B. He is
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  Speaker 1: going to go, bye-bye, get out of here, see you later.
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  Speaker 1: Sirianni's gone. So we'll find out if Sirianni is truly
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  Speaker 1: an elite coach, which several prominent media dopes said that
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  Speaker 1: Nick Sirianni is this all world, all great, one of
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  Speaker 1: the top coaches in the NFL and not just a
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  Speaker 1: guy given great talent. Okay, fine. So if Sirianni is
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  Speaker 1: truly an elite coach, shouldn't he be able to manufacture
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  Speaker 1: a couple of wins without having an elite roster, which
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  Speaker 1: the Eagles currently do not have an elite roster. So
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  Speaker 1: this is the part where you have to roll up
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  Speaker 1: your sleeves and get some dirt on your fingernails and
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  Speaker 1: all that stuff. And Sirianni, in the cartoon image in
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  Speaker 1: my head, Nick Sirianni, he's got this sinking feeling right
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  Speaker 1: into the bubbling, boiling cauldron of goo. And it's NFL
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  Speaker 1: misery for the Eagles. And there's no one there, not
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  Speaker 1: Howie Roseman or anyone else, or Dom, the big Dom
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  Speaker 1: guy on the sidelines. No one is going to throw
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  Speaker 1: him a life preserver at this point for Nick Sirianni.
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  Speaker 1: So good luck. Good luck on that. And it's kind
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  Speaker 1: of like if Nick Sirianni, coach of the Eagles, was
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  Speaker 1: a NASCAR driver... and you took away his, you know,
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  Speaker 1: he looks really good, and then you take away his
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  Speaker 1: 800-horsepower engine, and he doesn't look so good anymore. He's struggling. Buggety, buggety, buggety, buggety. Exactly. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you think this is bad. The trade deadline is a
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  Speaker 1: couple weeks away, and you wait. The birds are bad now.
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  Speaker 1: Wait until they start unloading. Howie Roseman's going to trade
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  Speaker 1: two or three of these guys. that are key players
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  Speaker 1: for the Eagles, and then they're going to have to
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  Speaker 1: finish out the year with whatever's left. They're looking at
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  Speaker 1: a top-ten pick. Right now the Eagles have the sixth
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  Speaker 1: pick in the NFL draft. They don't have a quarterback,
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  Speaker 1: so will they draft a quarterback to replace Jalen Hurts?
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  Speaker 1: That's an off-season storyline to keep an eye on. This
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  Speaker 1: is a big-time mess. I did want to go back
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  Speaker 1: to the Cowboys one more time. And there was a
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  Speaker 1: viral video that bounced around the echo chamber on social media,
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  Speaker 1: got into the algorithm. The bots were doing a little
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  Speaker 1: dance there. They were very excited about this. So the
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  Speaker 1: viral video clip did involve Jerry Jones. And no, this
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  Speaker 1: is not him with some young lady there. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: Jerry's 84 years old. So every woman's young to Jerry
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  Speaker 1: at this particular point. Anyway, the viral clip. of owner
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones and ABC's Troy Aikman engaged in a very animated,
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  Speaker 1: almost 10-minute conversation on the sideline prior to the Monday
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  Speaker 1: night football game in Philadelphia. They were right there, side-by-side, face-to-face,
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  Speaker 1: having a very personal conversation on the field. So the
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  Speaker 1: question is, What stands out about the Cowboys owner and GM,
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones, having an on-field powwow with Troy Aikman prior
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  Speaker 1: to the game on Monday? So, look at the clip.
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  Speaker 1: There's several different angles to this. There's some still photography
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  Speaker 1: of Jerry and Troy side-by-side here. Jerry Jones and Troy
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  Speaker 1: Aikman having a private conversation about at midfield in front
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  Speaker 1: of a stadium filling up with 70,000 people and at
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  Speaker 1: least 40 television cameras and a bunch of people with
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  Speaker 1: their paparazzo cell phone. Very discreet. Very discreet by Jerry
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  Speaker 1: and the Cowboys and Troy Aikman and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And this just in, by the way, to Fox Sports Radio,
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  Speaker 1: we believe that Troy Aikman and Jerry Jones have each
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  Speaker 1: other's phone number. What does that mean? That means they
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  Speaker 1: don't need to be standing at midfield. You don't have
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  Speaker 1: to conduct your business at midfield with the ABC cameras
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  Speaker 1: rolling and all that stuff. This is the NFL's version
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  Speaker 1: of a Hollywood red carpet photo op for Jerry. It's
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  Speaker 1: all about the photo op. Listen, Jerry Jones, we know,
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  Speaker 1: thank God for Jerry. Jerry's great. Jerry's never met a
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  Speaker 1: camera he did not want to make sweet love to.
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  Speaker 1: Jerry just wants to make out and tongue every camera.
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  Speaker 1: And he usually does. He usually does. And so he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't just stir the pot, as he's pointed out, Jerry Jones.
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  Speaker 1: He's not a pot stirrer. He owns the pot. He
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  Speaker 1: manufactures the spoon. And he sells tickets so you people
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  Speaker 1: can watch him stir the pot. That's how he operates there.
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  Speaker 1: He's the P.T. Barnum of professional football. And he's... Getting
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  Speaker 1: up there, and not many more years of Jerry with
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  Speaker 1: us doing this kind of nonsense, so we're going to
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  Speaker 1: enjoy every single ridiculous Jerry Jones moment. And the great
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  Speaker 1: thing about him being P.T. Barnum, he proves, and the
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  Speaker 1: Cowboy fan base proves... that Jerry's like, hey, listen, there's
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  Speaker 1: a sucker born every minute. And about 50% of them
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  Speaker 1: wear cowboy jerseys. So we're very happy about that.
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  Speaker 6: Hi, I'm Bill Parcells.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm Catherine Zazzora.
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  Speaker 6: I have a lot of experience in the game of football, Catherine.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm learning the game with Bill's help. Every week,
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  Speaker 6: hopefully we can give our audience a little in-depth look
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  Speaker 6: into the inner sanctum of pro football that they can't
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  Speaker 4: But what happens when you get good coaches on your
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  Speaker 4: staff and people begin to recognize them, then they want
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  Speaker 4: from trying to improve himself, but you have to replace them.
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  Speaker 5: Because once you understand what's going on inside the mind
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  Speaker 5: of the coaches, you'll understand more about the whole game.
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  Speaker 6: So all aspects can be discussed. The only thing I
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  Speaker 6: haven't done, because I didn't have enough money, I don't
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  Speaker 6: own the team. I never owned a team.
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  Speaker 1: It was game three. of the Small Market World Series,
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  Speaker 1: the Tightwad World Series, the teams that don't spend a
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  Speaker 1: lot of money compared to the other good teams in baseball.
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  Speaker 1: And game number three. It was on Fox. Did you watch?
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  Speaker 1: Did you watch? Well, the Brewers trying to go up 3-0.
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  Speaker 1: You had Joe Davis and John Smoltz. John, a professional golfer,
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  Speaker 1: occasionally does some broadcasting stuff. They were side-by-side there. The
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  Speaker 1: Brewers looking to put a chokehold there. On the series,
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  Speaker 1: after holding serve at home, I learned this in basketball,
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  Speaker 1: a series does not start until the road team wins. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: if you didn't watch, perhaps not. The Milwaukee Brewers have
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  Speaker 1: now started the playoff series. The Brewers moving within one
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  Speaker 1: victory of their first World Series championship as they crushed
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  Speaker 1: Tampa Bay, 10-1, 10-1 in Game 3. 10-1 in Game
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  Speaker 1: 3 of the World Series. Very rare do you see
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  Speaker 1: a game that lopsided in the fall classic as Jackson Churrio.
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  Speaker 1: That's the affordable Churrio. Jackson Churrio collecting not one, not two,
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  Speaker 1: not three, but four hits, including a double, had a
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  Speaker 1: stolen base. Milwaukee had 16 hits. 16 hits. The Brewers
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  Speaker 1: erupted after instant replay. If there was no instant replay,
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  Speaker 1: if it was like baseball used to be, the Rays
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  Speaker 1: get out of the inning unscathed. We're good to go. However,
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  Speaker 1: there is instant replay. They went to the replay, and
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  Speaker 1: the call was overturned at second base. And as a result,
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  Speaker 1: that opened the floodgates, and the Brewers erupted. They had eight.
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  Speaker 1: two out runs in the fifth inning two out eight
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  Speaker 1: runs eight of them highlighted by bryce terang's two run
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  Speaker 1: ribby single and a rookie pitcher named robert gasser was
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  Speaker 1: el domitor on the mound he allowed one hit over
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  Speaker 1: six innings and he retired 14 consecutive tampa bay ray
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  Speaker 1: batters he was a gift from the Padres. Now the
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  Speaker 1: Padres traded a gaggle of minor leaguers. The only one
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  Speaker 1: that turned out to be any good... is this guy.
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  Speaker 1: That was the Josh Hader trade. Y'all love your prospects,
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  Speaker 1: and you always say, oh, Maller. I got an email
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  Speaker 1: from a guy from Wisconsin who said, hey, you always
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  Speaker 1: rip prospects, man, but Gasser was a prospect. Okay, what
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  Speaker 1: about the other three guys the Brewers got for Josh Hader?
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  Speaker 1: They're nobodies. Congratulations. You got one, essentially one for one.
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  Speaker 1: You traded a proven commodity for a guy, and who
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  Speaker 1: knows what's going to happen to this guy, Robert Gasser.
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  Speaker 1: You pitched very well in this game. Congratulations. You allowed
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  Speaker 1: one hit over six innings, did retire The 14 consecutive
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  Speaker 1: Rays batters. The Brew Crew are now up three games
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  Speaker 1: to none using Mallor math. That means that you only
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  Speaker 1: have to win one more in the best of seven
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  Speaker 1: World Series and then it's all over for the team
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  Speaker 1: from Florida. The better story, though, is in the losing
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: locker room as Tampa Bay. Capital I implode. Capital I
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: implode for the Tampa Bay Rays. That's a good jumping
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: off point. Let us discuss the question. Manager Kevin Cash, postgame,
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Kevin Cash called the Rays' performance, quote, deflating in the
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: fifth inning from hell for the Tampa Bay Rays. How
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: would you describe the performance of the Tampa Bay baseball team?
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: So I've got Hello Kitty. Chihuahuas and parenting. 101. That's
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Parenting 101. We'll combine all of these things together and
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: try not to be eaten alive, which is essentially what
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: happened to the Rays. They were eaten alive. That's what happened.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: So my first thought, number one.
• 20:04
  Speaker 7: Number one.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Number one. Number one. So my word for this is
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: how I would describe it is FUBAR. As forget what
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: the F means, but it's up, just F'd up beyond repair.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: It was just a complete FUBAR situation followed closely by
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: the capital E emasculating. Now, Kevin Cash used the word deflating.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: That was his word. And that's what happens to a
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: balloon at a kid's birthday party. That's what happens. This
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: was a full-blown World Series catastrophe. Everyone's all dressed up.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: The 17 Rays fans were there. They were all dolled
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: up in their Rays gear, all fired up to watch
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Tampa Bay in the World Series. And the stadium, it
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: was really road field advantage. It seemed like on the
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: television broadcast there were more Brewers fans there than Rays fans.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: But either way, you go out there all dolled up,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: all ready, looking hot, doing a pirouette in the catwalk,
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: and then you go out there and ride the vomit comet.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: And the Rays did not just hit a pothole. They
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: drove the team bus to the very bottom of the
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Grand Canyon is what they did with this performance here.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: The great test of any championship team is how do
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: you respond to adversity? Things are not going well. And
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: how do you respond? Well, Tampa Bay, they did not respond.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: They crumbled like a stale Ritz cracker back in the
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: day into little pieces. And this was not a heavyweight knockout.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: The idea that you lose 10-1, you probably think, well,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: the Brewers must have Brought back Rob Deere and Prince
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Fielder and all these old sluggers of years gone by.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: The Hebrew Hammer, Ryan Braun. They all came back. No.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: That did not happen. There was no big bopper. The
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Brewers did not have a big bopper. There was no
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: grand salami. Get out the rye bread and mustard, grandma. No,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: there's none of that. There was no 500-foot moonshot to
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: the heavens. The Brewers did not use a chainsaw. This
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: was not the Chainsaw Massacre, at least not the way
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: you'd expect it to be. So it was not that.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: This was death by a thousand paper cuts. Dink and dunk.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Dink and dunk. And the Rays in a funk because
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: of the dink and the dunk, just like that. So
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: seven consecutive. Seven consecutive two-out hits. You know what that is?
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: That is death by 1,000 paper cuts is what that is.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: It really is death by 1,000 paper cuts. So Tampa Bay,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: they needed a tourniquet in the fifth inning, and Kevin
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Cash went to the medical kit in the dugout, and
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: all he had was a Hello Kitty Band-Aid. And it
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: turns out that the Hello Kitty Band-Aid did not work.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: So the Rays had a hole in their ozone layer.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: And it was just from base hit after base hit
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: after base hit. Everything was out of whack. The Rays
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: looked like, when they were done here, a souffle that
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: had been slammed on the oven door. Just slammed it
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: right there. Bam. All right, now, page two. There is
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: a conspiracy theory going around. I want to spend a
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: couple minutes talking about it with you. I think it's interesting.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: So going back to the weekend, the Tampa Bay Rays,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: you might remember if you watched Game 2 over the weekend.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Junior Caminero, the third baseman for Tampa Bay, good player,
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Junior Caminero, called out his Tampa Bay teammates in the
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: dugout during game two. You might remember Tampa had a
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: sizable lead in that game, and they gagged it up.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: There were some shaky defensive plays for the Tampa Bay Rays.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: But in that game, it was caught on camera. Junior
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Caminero called out his Tampa Bay teammates in the dugout.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: He screamed, according to lip readers, we're playing scared right now, biatches,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: is what he said. It's a quote. You can say that.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: It's a quote. Called them female dogs. All right, so
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: the question, does Junior Caminero deserve the heat? He's getting
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: some heat online because ever since then, it hasn't gotten better.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: It hasn't gotten better for the race. So, question, does
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Junior Caminero deserve the heat he's getting online for barking
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: and at his raised teammates and what has happened since then.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: So I'm going to nod my head yes. I'm nodding
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: my head yes on this. Junior Caminero tried to play
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: General Patton, the classic speech to motivate his guys, and
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: his troops responded like the French Army in 1940. It
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: did not go very well. If you know your history,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: it did not go very well.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: At all.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: So I imagine that Caminero thought, hey, I am delivering
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: one of the great World Series motivational speeches of all time.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: This is going to become the stuff of legends. They're
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: going to have bobblehead doll nights for me giving this speech.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: It's going to be amazing. It's going to be the
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: rallying cry for the franchise for years to come. Instead,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: instead of that. This was the motivational speech that landed
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: like a wet mattress falling off a freeway overpass in
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: the middle of a monsoon. Did not go as planned
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: by Junior Caminero at all. He believed that this team
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: needed some tough love, so he gave the Tampa Bay
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Rays some tough love in Game 2, trying to light
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: a fire under his teammates, and it turns out instead
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: of lighting a fire, the roster curled up, into the
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: fetal position and started sucking their thumbs is what they
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: started doing here, the Tampa Bay team. Caminero went full
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Gordon Ramsay, celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay, and yelling and all that.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: And the Rays are like, hey, listen, we're not Gordon
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Ramsay level. We like the Easy Bake Oven. That's what
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: we like. Okay, good. You like the Easy Bake Oven. Congratulations.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Way to go. And so... He's like, I imagine Caminero's like,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: we want some junkyard dogs. We want some dogs and
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: all that. And then instead he discovered that they did
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: get some dogs. Unfortunately, the Rays players were emotional support chihuahuas.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: That's how they play. They were emotional support chihuahuas in
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: this game, game three of the World Series, an epic
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: choke job. And apparently the Rays roster, they don't like
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: tough love. Not a fan, not a fan of that,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: and it's a bit of an issue. Confrontation, allergic to
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: confrontation for the Tampa Bay players there. Somebody might want
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: to get them an EpiPen because clearly they had an
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: allergic reaction in this situation. It was not good. So
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: after dropping a pair of brutal one-run games in Wisconsin,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: the Tampa Bay team gets absolutely put into the blender
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: on puree. Just like that. And what a messy situation.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: By the way, Junior Caminero, this could be his final game,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: game four of the World Series, as there's a chatter.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: The Rays are going to trade him because he's good
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: and he wants to get paid. Of course, keep in mind.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: There aren't going to be too many trades. The baseball
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: world's going to shut down December 1st, so there's like
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: a month to go, a little over a month, and
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: then that's it. Turn out the lads. The party's over. Now,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: as for the Milwaukee side, where Jackson Churrio is the
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: star of the show, any advice? Here's the question. Any
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: advice to Pat Murphy's Brewers up 3-0 in the World Series?
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Do you have any advice to Pat Murphy's Brewers?
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get on. the Malheur think tank. I'm
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: going to turn that on right now, the Malheur think tank,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: which is never wrong. The Malheur think tank is never wrong.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: So the Rays right now are lying on the canvas.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: The Brewers are standing over the Rays. The Brewers are
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: looking down. Pat Murphy's Brewers are looking down at the Rays,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: lying on the canvas. And right now the Rays are
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: seeing those cartoon birdies. They're seeing the cartoon birdies hanging
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: on by a thread. Now, when I say hanging on
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: by a thread... That thread is dental floss from the
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: dollar store. Bugatti the trucker went out and bought it.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: It's that dental floss from the dollar store. Now, Yandy
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Diaz and his pals on the Tampa Bay baseball team,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: they're not just running on fumes. The gas tank is
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: empty at this particular point. And their championship dreams are
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: on life support. So here is my advice. From the
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Maller think tank to Pat Murphy, it is parenting 101.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Parenting 101. Don't play with your food. Kids, don't play
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: with your food. What's wrong with you? That's it. That's
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: the advice right there. Don't just end it. This is
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: the fourth act of a horror movie. The villain is down. Down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Don't turn your back. Do not turn your back if
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: you're the Brewers. Do not give Tampa Bay any oxygen
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: at this point and any hope that they have a
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: chance to bite back. So we mentioned this has been
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: mostly paper cuts, mostly paper cuts. But the Brewers at
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: this point can bring out the chainsaw and turn this
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: into the mill. Chainsaw Massacre at this particular point. And
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: don't ruin the ending. We don't need, if you're the Brewers,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: you don't need another sequel. That's it. And so there's
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: really no motivational speech that needs to be said. I
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: would go out and get some shovels and some brooms.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: That's what I would do. And you finish bearing the
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Tampa Bay baseball team. Pat Murphy, he's got the champagne chilling.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Like a villain. Chilling on ice. Just don't let the
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Rays turn it into warm grape juice. Do not do that.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Show weekdays at 2 a.m. Eastern, 11 p.m. Pacific. All right,
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: here we go.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Third degree Koopaloop. I don't know what that was. We
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: can't rip. It's her birthday, so she can F up
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: as much as she wants. My old one's gone, so
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I got the older one. All right, Ben.
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: Stop me if you've heard this before, but somebody is
• 30:35
  Speaker 7: on pace to break Calvin Johnson's record for receiving.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Yards in a season. Yes, every year this happens. Absolutely, yes.
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: But this time Jackson Smith and Jigba is on pace
• 30:42
  Speaker 7: to break it in 16 games, like Calvin Johnson said it.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Do you think he'll do it? No, I always bet
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: against that happening because you have injury, you have underperformance.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: You have to play at a truly elite level the
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: entire season. You only have like one bad game and
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: he's not going to do it. So forget about that.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Even as good and magical as he is.
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: Next!
• 31:03
  Speaker 7: So Aaron Rodgers thinks that the NFL should kind of
• 31:06
  Speaker 7: expand their, you know, overseas foreign games thing. Instead of
• 31:10
  Speaker 7: springing it out of the season, they think that all
• 31:12
  Speaker 7: 32 teams should do one week overseas.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: What do you think about that? Well, he mentioned this.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: He said, I talked about this yesterday. And, you know,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: it's stupid. It's a dumb idea. They're going to give
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: him an extra bye and all that stuff. The rest
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: of the world doesn't care about the NFL like we do.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: And it's going to take 30 years for that to happen.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Good luck.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Next.
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: The Oklahoma City Thunder lost two players for the season
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: against your Clippers.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, I saw that. Is it time for them to panic? Yes.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: In fact, the rumor is they're trying to convince Russell
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Westbrook to come out and retire. Yes. That, Coop, is
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: the definition of panic. How did we do? You passed
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: this edition. Winner, winner, winner. Chicken dinner.
• 31:51
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• 31:56
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• 32:01
  Speaker 2: And within the iHeartRadio app, search FSR to listen live. Now,
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Mallard's Mountain of Money.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Lord, that's a lot of money.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Do you have what it takes to get to the top?
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Probably not.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Let's do it. Welcome in our contestants. And we just
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: talked to him a few minutes ago. He demanded to
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: play the game from New York. We say hello to Skilly. Hello, Skilly. Welcome.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: What up, man?
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: How you doing? All right, buddy. Who do you want
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: to partner up with, Skilly?
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: You.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: All right. We're in it. Don't mess this up, Skilly.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: And then Lorena picked one or two, Lorena. One or two.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Number one.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: All right. You have picked JC from down the street
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: here in Sherman Oaks. Hello, JC. Welcome. Hey, how are you?
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: And who do you want to partner up with, JC?
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I want Cooper because I play to win the game.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: That's right. JC squared. I'm the all-time wins king at
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: the game show. One more. Okay, what are the categories? Quickly, Coop, please.
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: All right, this is Mallard's Mountain of Money, the Roberto
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: Benigni edition.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: He turned 74 years old today. Happy birthday.
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: The categories are Tigers in Lipstick, Son of the Pink Panther,
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: Life is Beautiful, and Pinocchio.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Skilly, you were on first. Which category would you like?
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: Life is Beautiful.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Life is Beautiful.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: And JC, how about you?
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Pinocchio.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Pinocchio, all right. All right, here we go. 45 seconds
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: on the clock, and these athletes are Jewish or converted
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: to Judaism. Life is beautiful. Category number three, we'll put
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: 45 seconds on the clock. Are you ready, Skilly?
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: I think so.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Let's get it. All right, here we go. The greatest
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Jewish baseball player of all time for the Dodgers.
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: Brad Carew.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: No. Patriots wide receiver, slot receiver during the Tom Brady years.
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: Julius Edelman.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll give you that. New York Knicks star, also
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: played for the Phoenix Suns. He's now a police officer
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: in Miami.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Amari Stoudemire.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Good job. Third baseman for the Cubs. He was a
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: star for the cheating Astros.
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: All right. Quarterback for the Chicago Bears back in the
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Stone Age in the 1940s. Helped invent the modern quarterback position.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Very Jewish name.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: No?
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: All right. You got 60 points. That's a sign. Well,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Rod Carew, make sure to save that. We need to
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: bring that back. That is outstanding.
• 34:43
  Speaker 7: Who?
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Sandy Koufax. Sandy Koufax. Yeah, that was a tough category. Yes.
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: Really, I'm Jewish.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Well, you're... Wait, he didn't get Sandy? No, he did not. Okay,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: then you only got 50 points. You didn't get the
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: greatest Jewish baseball player of all time, Sandy Gomez. All right,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: that's fine.
• 35:01
  Speaker 7: JC, we got Pinocchio. These sports figures have all been
• 35:04
  Speaker 7: caught in a lie. Got it.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: 45 seconds on the clock. Let's begin. Greatest quarterback of
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: all time, Deflategate. Tom Brady.
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: This is the coach of Alabama. He lied and said
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: he wasn't going to Alabama.
• 35:21
  Speaker 7: Pass.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Football coach. The best football coach of all time in sport,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: in college. Rod Carew. Never. The hit king in MLB.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: He rose.
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: The cyclist who had cancer in his balls. That's pass.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, my.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Worst.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: First baseman for the Orioles. He lied about taking steroids.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Eddie Murray.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Nope.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Pass.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: The ref in the NBA that tried to rig the games.
• 35:51
  Speaker 7: Who?
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: The ref in the NBA that tried to rig the games. Okay.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know how this is possible. You only got 40.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Ben is in the lead. Okay. What do you want, Skilly? No,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: I'm first. No, I go. You're in the lead. You
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: have more. You have 50. He has 40. JC, do
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: you want Tigers and Lipstick or Son of the Pink Panther?
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know about that. Son of the Pink Panther.
• 36:12
  Speaker 7: All right, these athletes all followed in their father's footsteps.
• 36:15
  Speaker 7: 45 seconds, let's begin. Best basketball player for the Lakers,
• 36:19
  Speaker 7: he died in a helicopter crash.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Kobe Bryant. All right, this guy's nickname is The Kid,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: played for the Mariners. Ken Griffey Jr.
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 36:28
  Speaker 7: This guy is the quarterback for the Texas Longhorns. His
• 36:31
  Speaker 7: dad was the failed brother of Peyton and Eli.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Archie Manning. Archie Manning. Yes.
• 36:40
  Speaker 7: This guy is the bad wide receiver that just got
• 36:43
  Speaker 7: traded from the Cardinals.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: His dad was on the Colts. Oh, I know this guy.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: That's okay. We win anyway. Woo! See, we're going to
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: have bonus time next hour. We're going to have bonus
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: time next hour. The game is not over yet.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Not over.