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DLHS Hour 4 | Five Things You Can Do Now Kids Back in School · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the D.O. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 2: I'm coming in the kitchen, pour myself a cup of ambition, yawning.
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  Speaker 1: Stretching, trying to come alive. We're having a mental feud
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  Speaker 1: right now. Of course, our thoughts and prayers are with
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  Speaker 1: Dolly Parton.
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  Speaker 2: It was a great movie, 9 to 5. This is
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  Speaker 2: a rough day.
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  Speaker 1: Texas Roadhouse is spitting on people's roads.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure did.
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  Speaker 3: Allegedly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, legend.
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  Speaker 2: Because now Texas Roadhouse said, we ain't doing that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I said to Skip, isn't that what you think
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  Speaker 2: they would say?
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: They put out a statement.
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  Speaker 5: No, I don't think it's an official batter, but I think—
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  Speaker 5: I don't think it's in the recipe. It's not in
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  Speaker 5: the employee handbook, anyway.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't think that.
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  Speaker 5: There's a more efficient way to cool them off. I
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  Speaker 5: know it's a lot of things employees do that people
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  Speaker 5: don't know about.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: As evidenced by us.
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  Speaker 2: But I will say this.
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  Speaker 4: I think what makes this different is the fact that
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  Speaker 4: they have— a Facebook page with hundreds of thousands of
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  Speaker 4: people who collectively are touching and agreeing to do this.
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  Speaker 5: Let me just say this. That's how they get, they
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  Speaker 5: get us. Have you ever noticed?
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  Speaker 1: I don't care how bad the restaurant, if the bread
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  Speaker 1: is good, we go.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going.
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  Speaker 4: They get us with the bread and you know how
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  Speaker 4: and you know what skip you just said something this
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  Speaker 4: is how you know they got us when they give
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  Speaker 4: you that hot bread and they give you the butter
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  Speaker 4: with a little bit.
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  Speaker 6: Of honey oh man that's a wrap but they got
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  Speaker 6: cinnamon butter and they go okay i had let me
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  Speaker 6: tell you something what are you saying junius no we
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  Speaker 6: hadn't been to texas roadhouse in like 20 years.
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  Speaker 1: Since we've been on the air. Yeah. Before we've been
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  Speaker 1: on the air.
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  Speaker 6: And we went like two weeks ago and they had
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  Speaker 6: those hot, hot, Buttered bread.
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  Speaker 1: And saliva. With the cinnamon butter. It was a delicious one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this bread tastes like Colgate. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think they do it, but I did hear
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  Speaker 3: that the Hawk Tour girl works there now.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't put it past them. She's the greeter.
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  Speaker 6: But no, they keep them right there in front of everybody.
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  Speaker 6: You just take them right off the shelf when you
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  Speaker 6: get them.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not one to, I know that that is, when
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  Speaker 5: they put that hot bread out there, boy. Even Javon
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  Speaker 5: don't even eat that bush.
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  Speaker 2: I don't, but if I touch it and it's warm,
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  Speaker 2: I'm grabbing it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, generally. Generally, that's my philosophy too in life. Wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute, man. You don't like DL. It like doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: Hush your mouth.
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  Speaker 5: Hush your mouth right now. That's my mantra right there.
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  Speaker 5: I would say that why is it people that serve
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  Speaker 5: the most horrible food? Because black people go to those
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  Speaker 5: restaurants because generally it's affordable, right?
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 5: And we're the only ones eating your horrible food anyway.
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  Speaker 5: Why are you being mean to us? We're keeping you alive.
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  Speaker 6: Well, the one by my house was full of white
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  Speaker 6: folks and a bunch of Asians and Mexicans.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't really, you know. What I try to
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  Speaker 5: do is to relate to people where they are.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go. I feel like we're going down a road.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's two weeks now.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 5: I think that, well, Junius, every journey begins with the
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  Speaker 5: first step.
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  Speaker 1: You're right.
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  Speaker 5: And I would say that what I've found is even
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  Speaker 5: in my DMs, people are like, oh, man, you're so different.
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  Speaker 1: And I see that all the time. Here we go again.
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  Speaker 2: How can I get outside of this?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I know.
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  Speaker 1: I see that all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that'll do it. That'll do it. We'll be
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  Speaker 1: right back. This is your Huey Show. Works every time.
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  Speaker 1: Every time.
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  Speaker 5: The kids are finally back in school. You have the
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  Speaker 5: house to yourself. What are you going to do, Jasmine?
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  Speaker 5: Give us five things you can do now that the
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  Speaker 5: kids are back in school.
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  Speaker 1: Woo-hoo!
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  Speaker 2: Number five, smoke weed.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, at the house, I guess. You mean you got
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  Speaker 1: to wait?
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  Speaker 2: Well, not in Texas.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to do that around the house. Puff, puff, pass.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just saying. Maybe not in Texas.
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  Speaker 4: Number four of the top five things you can now
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  Speaker 4: do that the kids are back in school.
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  Speaker 2: Have that special friend pay your business.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Now don't drop the mail off now, Ephraim.
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  Speaker 2: Ephraim.
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  Speaker 4: Number three of the top five things you can do
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  Speaker 4: to get the best in school.
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  Speaker 2: You can leave your laptop open.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Just saying.
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  Speaker 4: Number two of the top five things you can do
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  Speaker 4: now that the kids are back in school, day drink. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Day drinking and I'm thinking of you. Day drinking and
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking of you.
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  Speaker 4: And the number one of the top five things you
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  Speaker 4: can now do that the kids are back in school,
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  Speaker 4: walk around the house naked.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What was that movie with?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If you do it when they're home, it's the Antoine
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  Speaker 1: Fisher story. It's the deal.
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  Speaker 5: Here we show you a 2026 edition in case you're
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  Speaker 5: going to be in Boston, Massachusetts. I'll be there this Friday, Saturday,
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  Speaker 5: Sunday at City Winery in Yellow Springs, Ohio. I'll be
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  Speaker 5: there Thursday with Dave Chappelle. Just doing that comedy thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's his birthday. I guess we'll.
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  Speaker 2: That's going to be fun.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 5: We have to slip down there. Dolly Parton, Sad News Report.
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  Speaker 5: She used her powers for good.
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  Speaker 2: She really did. She was such a good egg.
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  Speaker 1: What? Are you talking about her?
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  Speaker 2: No, I mean, she was a good egg. She was
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  Speaker 2: a good person.
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  Speaker 1: Who's a good egg?
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  Speaker 2: You never heard that saying before?
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard.
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  Speaker 2: I don't hear terms like that. That's an old saying.
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  Speaker 4: I grew up listening to Dolly Parton because, you know,
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  Speaker 4: being born and raised in the south, in the stinking
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  Speaker 4: streets of Ottawa, we didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Have urban radio.
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  Speaker 1: Stinking street of Ottawa.
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 4: And it was called Santa's Road. But the point is,
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  Speaker 4: we didn't have urban radio.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't have urban radio.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't have one at all. What we had
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  Speaker 2: was the holler.
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  Speaker 1: Well, she was urban. But I loved Dolly Parton.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Always loved her. I did.
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  Speaker 1: I liked her too.
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  Speaker 2: I really did. And she was such a sweet person.
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  Speaker 4: I had the opportunity to meet her when I worked
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  Speaker 4: at Gaylord at CMT.
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  Speaker 2: I got the opportunity to meet her and I told her.
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  Speaker 1: I went to Dolly World.
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  Speaker 2: You did?
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm lying. I was trying to relate to you.
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  Speaker 1: I did not go to Dolly World.
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  Speaker 2: That's terrible.
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  Speaker 1: I'd have liked to.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they don't serve martinis there. Wait a minute, Junior.
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  Speaker 5: I'll go places that don't serve martinis.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 1: Really? Oh, my goodness gracious.
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  Speaker 5: Jasmine Sanders, thank you for that scintillating rendition.
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  Speaker 1: Of My Life Loves You. Skip my man, Tweetum.
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  Speaker 4: Tweetum.
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  Speaker 1: Tweetum. Tweetum. What did you learn today? Playboy! It's just
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  Speaker 1: a rough day today.
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  Speaker 3: We lost Dolly Parton, and it's ironically or sadly on
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  Speaker 3: the exact same date that we lost Aaliyah.
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  Speaker 1: That's Kobe Bryant day. Yeah, Kobe Bryant day. Well, it
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  Speaker 1: was his birthday. Well, his birthday was two days ago,
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  Speaker 1: so yeah. Yeah. But that's just a rough day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it is. Well, on the next D.O.
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  Speaker 5: Hughley Show, we're going to be talking to entertainment pioneer
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  Speaker 5: Miss Kathy Hughes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all be the best. Get excited. Get excited. We're bringing
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  Speaker 1: you some contracts here. I'll beat y'all. There you go,
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  Speaker 1: Miss Kathy Hughes.
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  Speaker 4: Time for some blips, genius.
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  Speaker 1: Time for some blips.
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  Speaker 5: Plus, we're going to be getting a deserving someone to
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  Speaker 5: shoot with the week award.
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  Speaker 1: Less for that, more for her.
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  Speaker 2: Always for her.
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  Speaker 1: that string. We gots to go.
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  Speaker 4: Tout, tout.
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