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Hour 2: What is Dot cake? · The Mark Simone Show

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Speaker 1: It's the Mark Simon Show, Live from ther Life Back studios.
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Speaker 2: Well, hey, look at that. Suddenly it's June first, it's June.
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Speaker 2: Now a lot to get to this hour. Do you
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Speaker 2: know what dot cake is? This is the hottest thing
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Speaker 2: to eat in America. Dot cake is the hottest thing
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Speaker 2: on Instagram. It's also the stupidest thing. We'll get to
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Speaker 2: that later in the hour. We'll explain it all to you. Now,
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Speaker 2: the big news of the day, CBS puts out an
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Speaker 2: official statement confirming Colbert was losing forty million dollars a year.
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Speaker 2: The show a disaster, losing forty million a year. Don't
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Speaker 2: let anybody tell you otherwise. Absolutely confirmed by CBS official statement.
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Speaker 2: So you know, in Maine, they got this crazy race.
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Speaker 2: They got this guy Platiner running, and first it comes
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Speaker 2: out that he has a big, huge Nazi tattoo right
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Speaker 2: on his chest. And it turns out it's not even
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Speaker 2: just a regular Nazi tattoo. It's a special SS tattoo.
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Speaker 2: It's a division of the SS that ran the death camps.
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Speaker 2: It's like the most evil tattoo you could possibly have
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Speaker 2: on yourself. And it's not a little one on his arm.
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Speaker 2: It's a big, huge one in the middle of his chest.
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Speaker 2: Apparently he spent a lot of money trying to get
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Speaker 2: it off his chest, but for eighteen years he loved
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Speaker 2: having it there. Again, it's a big tattoo in the
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Speaker 2: middle of his chest. You can't miss it. I assume
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Speaker 2: the guy takes a shower every now and then it
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Speaker 2: looks in the mirror. It's right there. You can't miss it.
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Speaker 2: So he had it there. When asked to explain why
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Speaker 2: he got such an evil tattoo, he came up with
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Speaker 2: some ridiculous explanation. He's got all kinds of problems. This Platiner.
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Speaker 2: Maine is kind of a different place nowadays. It's not
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Speaker 2: a big population in Maine, so enough New Yorkers are
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Speaker 2: enough outsiders moving there that are left wing cooks. It
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Speaker 2: can change the balance of the voting pretty so he
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Speaker 2: looked like he had a chance to when he's got
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Speaker 2: the Democratic nomination. Although there's so many things coming out
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Speaker 2: against this guy. I hear that behind the scenes, major
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Speaker 2: Democrats are trying to get him out. It is possible.
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Speaker 2: You have until sometime in July to replace him as
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Speaker 2: the nominee. Don't be surprised if that happens in the
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Speaker 2: next couple of weeks if they get him out. He's
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Speaker 2: now trying hard to stay in the race. The other thing,
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Speaker 2: he's got caught on some hookup site texting sexting with
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Speaker 2: six different women while he's married. Now, it's not a
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Speaker 2: crime if you want to sex with a bunch of women.
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Speaker 2: In fact, if I had a choice between being a
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Speaker 2: senator and sexting with women, I'd rather do that. It
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Speaker 2: sounds like more fun. Who wants to sit in the
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Speaker 2: Senate all day and go through bills and legislation. But
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Speaker 2: it's pretty bad now. Even Dave Portnoy has jumped in
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Speaker 2: on this Portnite writing, not caring about him wheeling six
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Speaker 2: chicks at once when he was married, that's your choice.
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Speaker 2: Not caring that he pretends to be a populace when
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Speaker 2: he went to one of the richest private prep schools
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Speaker 2: in America, that's your choice. Not caring that he went
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Speaker 2: to war, saying he always wanted to kill people, and
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Speaker 2: that's your choice. Not caring he went to work for
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Speaker 2: Blackwater after serving and now calls the army very dumb.
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Speaker 2: That's your choice. Not caring that he made fun of
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Speaker 2: Purple Heart recipients. That's your choice. Not caring that he
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Speaker 2: masturbates in porta potties, that's your choice. Oh I didn't
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Speaker 2: know about that one, all right. Not caring I'm editing
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Speaker 2: out words here, Not caring that he's put awful things
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Speaker 2: on line that he had to delete horrible, horrible comments
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Speaker 2: in the past. That's your choice, but that important noise is.
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Speaker 2: Not caring that he is a Nazi is your choice.
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Speaker 2: But if you support him and promote him, don't ever
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Speaker 2: lecture anybody about the moral high ground again, because you're
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Speaker 2: a blank blank blank blank. Yeah, the Nazi part should
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Speaker 2: have wiped him out. That's what today's Democratic Party has become.
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Speaker 2: The Nazi tattoo didn't wipe him out. And again it's
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Speaker 2: not a little Nazi tattoo on its arm. It's an
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Speaker 2: SS death Camp tattoo about five inches in diameter right
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Speaker 2: in the middle of his chest. That didn't disqualify him.
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Speaker 2: But it's just the drip drip drip of scandals coming
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Speaker 2: out more and more. But these Democrats are crazy, you
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Speaker 2: know that Roe Kanna. He's like the Indian Adam Schiff,
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Speaker 2: I mean, just the crazy. Listen. I understand if you
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Speaker 2: got to support this guy. He's the nominee. So Bernie
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Speaker 2: Sanders supports him, Elizabeth Warren supports them. But they're fellow
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Speaker 2: New England, you know, politicians. But Conna, No, Conna's from California,
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Speaker 2: no reason he had to jump in there. He not
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Speaker 2: only supported him, he announced he's proudly supporting him. Proudly
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Speaker 2: supporting a Nazi, a actual Nazi who has posted the
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Speaker 2: worst evil things online, who's masturbating in porta parties, who's
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Speaker 2: sexting and texting, he proudly supports him. It's a little crazy,
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Speaker 2: all right. We're hearing that Josh Shapiro, governor Pennsylvania's a
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Speaker 2: pretty good guy, pretty common sense, reasonable Democrat. A lot
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Speaker 2: of people think all this craziness will die down by
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Speaker 2: the time twenty twenty eight rolls around, and that they'll
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Speaker 2: be looking for a common sense Bill Clinton type of
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Speaker 2: a Democrat and that Josh Shapiro could be high on
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Speaker 2: that list. But apparently, and he's kind of, you know,
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Speaker 2: quietly making moves for twenty twenty eight. But apparently he's
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Speaker 2: been told by Democratic leaders, real party leaders, you're never
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Speaker 2: going to get elected because you're Jewish. It can't happen.
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Speaker 2: Now that's quite a bigoted, ugly thing to say, but
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Speaker 2: that's the Democrats and apparently they've been telling them that privately.
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Speaker 2: So in Los Angeles where you got this kooky left
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Speaker 2: wing horrible mayor who's helped destroy Los Angeles. It's an
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Speaker 2: absolute disaster zone. But it's democratic stuff. So you know,
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Speaker 2: she's fill the front runner everything, but Spencer Pratt comes along,
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Speaker 2: brilliant social media. Now there's public polls that show one
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Speaker 2: thing or another, but don't go buy those public poles.
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Speaker 2: The real polls, the serious, behind the scenes internal polls
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Speaker 2: McLaughlin and other show Pratt has now taken the lead,
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Speaker 2: only by a point or two, but he's taken the lead.
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Speaker 2: It's razor thin. The primary is tomorrow. A close third
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Speaker 2: place is the socialist nit Ya Rama. That's la all right,
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Speaker 2: that's what happens. Now, the World Cup is coming and
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Speaker 2: if you look online, the cheapest ticket he gets like
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Speaker 2: forty five hundred bucks. I mean, it's absolutely ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous.
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Speaker 2: Prices are through the roof for the World Cup. However,
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Speaker 2: I don't know this is going to hold up. You
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Speaker 2: know a lot of people love soccer, well, not a
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Speaker 2: lot of people plenty of people love soccer. But if
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Speaker 2: you'll notice, it's mostly immigrants, people from other countries because
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Speaker 2: they grew up with soccer. It's not an American thing. Soccer.
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Speaker 2: I know kids are now playing it in school, but
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Speaker 2: it's not in America. It's not football. It's not the NFL,
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Speaker 2: it's not the Knicks, it's not the Yankees, it's not
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Speaker 2: mainstream is popular. So if I'm looking at this survey
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Speaker 2: for the World Cup, fifty four percent of New York
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Speaker 2: has no interest. Fifty four the majority of New Yorkers
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Speaker 2: have no interest in the World Cup. It's mostly and
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Speaker 2: you see all these people spending a ton of money
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Speaker 2: for the tickets, the hotels, but these are mostly foreign people.
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Speaker 2: The World Cup is like the Olympics, wherever it is
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Speaker 2: big money. People from all over the world show up.
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Speaker 2: So you'll get that, and that's good. They'll come to
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Speaker 2: New York and throw a lot of cash around, but
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Speaker 2: they may not get their ratings. They think they're gonna
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Speaker 2: at the mint, the viewership they think they're going to get. Now,
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Speaker 2: one thing that one group that is thrilled about this
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Speaker 2: the hooker industry. The escorts say demand has surged through
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Speaker 2: the roof that they're already being booked for World Cup days.
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Speaker 2: These big high rollers are coming from all over the place.
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Speaker 2: Many of the escorts are going to be charging ten
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Speaker 2: thousand a day because there's such demand for the top
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Speaker 2: escorts ten thousand a day. Some say, many of these
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Speaker 2: foreign chics and whatever, these foreign high rollers that are
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Speaker 2: coming in, they not only are hiring them, they want
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Speaker 2: what's called full kink, full kink centered services. What is
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Speaker 2: that exactly? Hey, don't ask, don't ask ten thousand a
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Speaker 2: day New Jersey based escort. So she's already pocketed several
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Speaker 2: three thousand dollars deposits. You got to give a deposit
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Speaker 2: for this from soccer fans. June is filling up quickly.
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Speaker 2: It's gonna be a very, very very busy month. He
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Speaker 2: watched at ABC Sunday Show. I'm the only one that
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Speaker 2: still watches it. But they got this panel of Trump
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Speaker 2: Arrangement syndrome characters, Donna Brazil, Chris Christie, and they say
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Speaker 2: the craziest things. You know, they try to act like
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Speaker 2: they're not total hypocrites, but they look ridiculous. So they're
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Speaker 2: asking Christy about Donald Trump's planning these massive fourth of
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Speaker 2: July parties celebrations for Washington for the two hundred and
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Speaker 2: fiftieth anniversary, and Christy goes to this whole nonsense about
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Speaker 2: that that's done. No, he should not be doing that.
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Speaker 2: He said, every town is having a Fourth of July celebration,
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Speaker 2: every town. There's no reason for it to be in Washington. Well,
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Speaker 2: that's insane. Every town also has Fourth of July fireworks.
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Speaker 2: Every town, every small town, every suburb, they all get
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Speaker 2: their Fourth of July fireworks. That doesn't mean you don't
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Speaker 2: do them in Washington. It's a big event every year,
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Speaker 2: the Washington d C. Fire So, of course it's Washington,
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Speaker 2: d C. The nation's capital. Of course you have to
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Speaker 2: have a two hundred and fiftieth birthday celebration. So then
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Speaker 2: yesterday the other panel was down in Brazil. They're talking
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Speaker 2: about Joe Biden, who looks absolutely ridiculous with her crazy, lying, rotten,
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Speaker 2: lying comments about it. She's got a book out, she's
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Speaker 2: trying to promote the book, so that's why she's out
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Speaker 2: there all of a sudden. What'd you think when you
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Speaker 2: saw the debate and he didn't know what he was saying,
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Speaker 2: and he was sounded like a frozen vegetable and she's said, oh,
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Speaker 2: I thought he was having and this is it.
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Speaker 3: I wasn't horrified. I was frightened because I had never
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Speaker 3: ever seen Joe like that before or since, never since, yes,
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Speaker 3: or he's never seen never now, this.
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Speaker 2: Is, of course, is a total lie. Anybody was around him.
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Speaker 2: I tell you he was like that every day and
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Speaker 2: there were many days where he was much worse. She
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Speaker 2: was married to him, So if everybody else saw it
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Speaker 2: behind the scenes, obviously she saw. So she's just out
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Speaker 2: and outline. So on the Sunday Show, they asked Donna
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Speaker 2: Brazil what about that. She said, quote, I don't want
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Speaker 2: to talk about Jill Biden right now. This is a
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Speaker 2: Donna Brazil, A nice woman, but a big mouth, a blabbermouth,
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Speaker 2: talk about anything. Suddenly she didn't. She said, I do
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Speaker 2: not want to talk about Jill Biden right now. She said,
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Speaker 2: Donna Brazil will not focus on the past. Donna Brazil
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Speaker 2: wants to focus on the future. Donna Brazil will never
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Speaker 2: focus on the past. Meantime, when they ask her a
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Speaker 2: Trump question, she'll rattle off everything he ever did for
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Speaker 2: thirty years, everything in the past. Hey, the Knicks, When
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Speaker 2: is it Thursday night. Opening a game is Thursday. It's Wednesday. Oh,
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Speaker 2: Wednesday night the Knicks. Is it in New York? Yeah,
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Speaker 2: it's in the oh, San Antonio. See how much I followed.
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Speaker 2: I'm right on top of everything. So San Antonio. And
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Speaker 2: then the next week it comes to New York. Next
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Speaker 2: week it comes to New York. There'll be games in
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Speaker 2: New York. Mayor Mom Donnie says he'll be there. Can't
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Speaker 2: go to the Israel Day Parade, of course, if you're
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Speaker 2: such an anti Semit. But he will go. He he
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Speaker 2: has been the Knicks games. President Trump said he'll fly
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Speaker 2: in for it. Most likely he'll be in the private
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Speaker 2: suite there, but probably next to Mom Donnie and Kathy Hoakle,
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Speaker 2: of course, ridiculously tried to claim Trump is not a
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Speaker 2: Knicks fan, that he's just saying that. Well, thousands of
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Speaker 2: pictures of him sitting at Knicks games are coming up.
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Speaker 2: Videos are coming up. In fact, there's one you can
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Speaker 2: see up on my Twitter. I forgot about this. Remember
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Speaker 2: in one game years ago, Charles Oakley is running and
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Speaker 2: he accidentally falls into the seats and falls on top
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Speaker 2: of Donald Trumps. It was a classic moment. Then they
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Speaker 2: interview him afterwards. So he's always been around the Knicks
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Speaker 2: Hocal looking absolutely ridiculous. Hey, do you ever put those
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Speaker 2: air tags in your suitcase or you know, it's a
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Speaker 2: little disc, it's like the size of a quarter. Apple
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Speaker 2: makes them. It's an air tag. It's got a GPS
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Speaker 2: in it. So let's say you put it in your suitcase.
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Speaker 2: On your iPhone, you can see where your suitcase is
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Speaker 2: at all times. So people are putting them in their
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Speaker 2: luggage now when they travel. So look at this guy.
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Speaker 2: He got in a big fight with Delta and they
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Speaker 2: tried to claim his suitcase was one place, but he
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Speaker 2: looked at the air tag and showed him where it
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Speaker 2: really was, and it turned out Delta was lying to him,
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Speaker 2: just out and out lying to him. So because he
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Speaker 2: had that air tag, he was able to find it.
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Speaker 2: And then there's other people have posting these things about.
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Speaker 2: In fact, one guy, they lost his luggage, so he's
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Speaker 2: watching it on the air tag. It went to five
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Speaker 2: different cities until he was able to tell the airline
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Speaker 2: where it was and they got it back from him.
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Speaker 2: But that air tag, it's they're about, I don't know,
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Speaker 2: thirty forty dollars, great, thing to have. Also, so you
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Speaker 2: don't trust your husband, you open up the trunk of
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Speaker 2: his car, you throw the air tag in there, or
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Speaker 2: you stick it under the seat or something, and that
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Speaker 2: way you can see where that car is at all
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Speaker 2: that kind of stuff. It sounded crazy, this air tag,
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Speaker 2: this little disc go why would they come out with that?
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Speaker 2: They sell millions of them, millions of them. There's so
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Speaker 2: many uses for it. You can put it in It's
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Speaker 2: a little thick, but you could. You could put it
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Speaker 2: in your wallet. If that way you'll always know where
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Speaker 2: it is. You can put in your purse, you'll always
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Speaker 2: know where it is. I think you ever go to
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Speaker 2: the coat room you're leaving the restaurant. I don't mean
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Speaker 2: to sound sexist, but a man reaches in his pocket,
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Speaker 2: here's my checkout, you know, my claim ticket for the
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Speaker 2: coat room. But a lot of times a woman will
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Speaker 2: be looking through that purse for forty minutes and can't
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Speaker 2: find that. So maybe that's what Apple should invent next
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Speaker 2: coat room claim checks that have air tags built into
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Speaker 2: them so they can find that ticket faster. Hey, you
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Speaker 2: know Bill Gates with that look, you know the sweater,
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Speaker 2: the rumpled look, all of that. It looks like, yeah,
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Speaker 2: that's Bill Gates. Well, it turns out this guy, a
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Speaker 2: lot of these guys are just secretly plotting. Everything's everything's
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Speaker 2: a plot, Everything's a scheme. So apparently that look was
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Speaker 2: designed by a team of consultants. People that used to
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Speaker 2: work there are revealing a team of consultants designed his look.
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Speaker 2: They had special customized mannequins where they tested out the outfits.
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Speaker 2: They were looking deliberately for the most boring outfits. He
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Speaker 2: thought originally that he should look like mister Rogers. That's
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Speaker 2: why the sweater. You never see him in a jacket
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Speaker 2: unless he has to, but in day to day left
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Speaker 2: always a sweater, a little rumpled, certain type of sweater, drab,
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Speaker 2: boring color. But apparently wanted to look like mister Rogers.
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Speaker 2: He felt that that would make him look kind and
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Speaker 2: approachable instead of a guy secretly trying to maneuver the
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Speaker 2: whole world all over the place. But Gates team toiled
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Speaker 2: away on the nerdy image, working with stylists and trying
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Speaker 2: out different outfits and went to great links to come
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Speaker 2: up with the exact tone and v neck sweaters and
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Speaker 2: button down shirts to make him look as friendly and
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Speaker 2: as kind as possible while he's secretly buying up our
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Speaker 2: food supply, screwing around with all kinds of germs and
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Speaker 2: viruses and all sorts of Anyway, we'll take some calls
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Speaker 2: next eight hundred three to two one zero seven ten
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Speaker 2: is the number eight hundred three two one zero seven ten.
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Speaker 4: The Mark Simon Show on seventen WI.
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Speaker 2: Hey, let's take some calls. Let's go to uh Norman
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Speaker 2: and Long Island, Norman. How you doing?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, Hi, Mark, how are you good? I have a
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Speaker 5: question for you. I really love everything that Trump does,
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Speaker 5: but I don't understand why he keeps saying he wants
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Speaker 5: to make a deal. He's not buying a hotel. We
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Speaker 5: didn't make a deal with the Japanese at the end
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Speaker 5: of World War Two.
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Speaker 2: We actually we did, Actually we did.
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Speaker 5: Just we ended the warm and that's it. Well, it's
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Speaker 5: not like you're buying a store or something with a deal.
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Speaker 2: Okay, Well that's the point. But a better way to
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Speaker 2: do it, I mean, we could just go in there,
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Speaker 2: wipe out the whole country. And you know, remember in
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Speaker 2: Japan you had to drop bombs on here a Seama,
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Speaker 2: kill millions of Ye, this is a better way to
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Speaker 2: do it in this situation, and he's a deal maker.
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Speaker 2: This is what he does best. Let's go to Mike
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Speaker 2: in Florida. Mike, how you doing, Good morning?
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Speaker 1: Mark, Yes, Mike, I think Republican experts can learn from
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Speaker 1: the Democrat experts like Donna Brazil. Just don't answer, just
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Speaker 1: keep you know, change the conversation, move on, Mickey. Cheryl
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Speaker 1: did that in her press conference. You know, if I
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Speaker 1: was a Republican on that panel, they would have done
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Speaker 1: a ten minute dissertation about how perception is a matter
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Speaker 1: of opinion and then they would sit there and suck
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Speaker 1: their thumb.
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Speaker 2: Well, but wait a minute. You remember these are all
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Speaker 2: left wing fake news shows. So if the Democrat doesn't answer,
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Speaker 2: the host will say okay, thank you and move to
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Speaker 2: the next question. If they're apart, they will bang on
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Speaker 2: their head for ten minutes to get into the answers. So,
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Speaker 2: all right, thanks for colling. Let's go to uh Paul
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Speaker 2: and Whitestone. Paul, how you doing?
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Speaker 6: All right?
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Speaker 5: Mark?
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Speaker 7: They doing correctly stated that Cotch tried to close the
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Speaker 7: gay bath houses. Well, the Jim Howls Democratic Club is
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Speaker 7: quoted in the post story. Jim Howls himself and his
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Speaker 7: partner Alan Roscoff, who was quoted in the story, actively
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Speaker 7: opposed the closing of the gay bath houses. So what
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Speaker 7: they're doing now blaming Kotch is classic projection. It's what
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Speaker 7: they did at the time.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, now, why are you such an expert in gay
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Speaker 2: bath houses?
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Speaker 7: Good question. I remember back in the day when you know,
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Speaker 7: it was infuriating. Now we're trying to fight this the
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Speaker 7: spread of age, and the gay community was against it.
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Speaker 7: A member of the gay community, but I wanted it
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Speaker 7: to end, and I'm sorry so many people died and
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Speaker 7: were harmed by it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good point. If you just tuned in,
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Speaker 2: thanks for calling. If you just tuned in, uh Mondani
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Speaker 2: and another crazy left We just want to take conscious
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Speaker 2: name off the bridge, claiming he mishandled the AIDS crisis,
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Speaker 2: which he didn't. I mean, it wasn't the best response immediately,
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Speaker 2: but this is the same thing with the pandemic this time.
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Speaker 2: The government never knows what it's doing immediately. Let's go
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Speaker 2: to Joe and Elmwood. Joe, how you doing, Good morning.
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Speaker 7: Market morning bets and I have the news for mixture.
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Speaker 7: The sound you hear is the job sucking out of
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Speaker 7: New Jersey.
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Speaker 5: We lost another company, Silk Milk, we lost the Budweiser,
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Speaker 5: we lost Exxon should yeah, yeah, I don't know so
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Speaker 5: much money.
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Speaker 7: I'm not a member of the gay community.
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Speaker 2: You can admit it. Don't worry. No, I'm kidding.
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Speaker 7: No.
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Speaker 2: I think I accidentally hit two lines and we got
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Speaker 2: two lines open. Sorry about that shoe. Now you got
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Speaker 2: a good point. Yeah, costing a lot of jobs New Jersey.
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Speaker 7: Let me hear the end of the phone call.
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Speaker 2: Is there you go.
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Speaker 4: Too?
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Speaker 2: It's too complicated to explain. We got this digital phone
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Speaker 2: system and if you hit the wrong thing, you lock
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Speaker 2: in a line. So apparently I locked in the other
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Speaker 2: call and couldn't get rid of them. Let's go to
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Speaker 2: Pat in Scarsdale. Pat, how you.
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Speaker 8: Doing very well?
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Speaker 7: Mark?
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Speaker 8: How about yourself?
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Speaker 2: Good?
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Speaker 8: I know you touched on Joe Biden, but I just
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Speaker 8: wanted to bring up Riada Braver the interview. You know,
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Speaker 8: she's a confirmed liberal, and the follow up question. Right
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Speaker 8: after the debate, she staged a rally and she was saying, Joe,
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Speaker 8: you answered all of the questions, and he's standing there
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Speaker 8: like completely in a fog, and then she started this
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Speaker 8: chant and old Trump did was live.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, but you got to remember it's CBS
20:57
Speaker 2: and it's fake news. That's why they're cleaning house over there.
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Speaker 2: When Jill Biden said I never saw him like that before,
21:03
Speaker 2: any normal person would say, well, wait a minute, we
21:05
Speaker 2: saw ten thousand clips of him like that, I can
21:07
Speaker 2: say that, and then a normal interviewer, So you thought
21:09
Speaker 2: he was having a struggle, why did you take him
21:11
Speaker 2: from there to the waffle house to a party? But again,
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Speaker 2: it's CBS, it's fake news. Sixteen minutes anything CBS, fake news.
21:20
Speaker 2: Republican million follow up questions. Democrat no follow up questions.
21:24
Speaker 2: Let's go to Vincent and Brooklyn. Vincent, how you doing.
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Speaker 9: Good morning Mark, Good morning Mara Mark. I shouldn't be
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Speaker 9: surprised by the makeup of the modern Democrat Party, But
21:36
Speaker 9: the Democrats in New York City and even elsewhere use
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Speaker 9: such derogatory terms to describe their own supporters, like Mandami
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Speaker 9: and these other nutjobs call gay people queiz. The gay
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Speaker 9: community and the lesbian community were fighting for the longest
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Speaker 9: time to stop people from using the derogatory terms like that,
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Speaker 9: and yet my Mandami and all these jerks us use
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Speaker 9: this language. Mandami recently hired the guy's African American, but
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Speaker 9: he's uh, I don't know what he was hired for,
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Speaker 9: but he like a million dollars or half a million
22:17
Speaker 9: dollar job. But the guy refers to he says, oh,
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Speaker 9: we gotta fight against No, we gotta have to fight
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Speaker 9: for black queer liberation. Who speaks like that? No use
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Speaker 9: such derogatory.
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Speaker 2: Terms Democrats now, l G B T q X. Can
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Speaker 2: you tell us what the q's. Oh, that's for queer,
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Speaker 2: what's the T for?
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Speaker 9: I don't know. The Postmark on Saturday did a whole
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Speaker 9: expose on one of these nut jobs that Mandami and
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Speaker 9: AOC is back. And her name is Dotti Alitzia ave
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Speaker 9: La Chevalier and some of the things she is. She
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Speaker 9: says like, I'm looking at the paper right now and
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Speaker 9: it says I won't say it. It says I have
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Speaker 9: no one wants to wear f Kamala Harris. And then
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Speaker 9: she talks about our interracial marriages and she says, ugly
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Speaker 9: about women who marry black men, Ugly colonize of women
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Speaker 9: who'll I.
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Speaker 6: Mean these people around today's demograph, the followers, Today's Democrat, Vincent,
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Speaker 6: great call, thanks for colling.
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Speaker 2: Imagine if JFK came back and looked at this, He'd say,
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Speaker 2: what the hell did you do with my party? Hey,
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Speaker 2: when we come back, the great food writer real estate
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Speaker 2: expert Steve Cuzo will be with us. Now. The hottest
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Speaker 2: thing food wise, people wait in line for three hours
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Speaker 2: for this is dot cake. It's also the stupidest fat
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Speaker 2: ever on Instagram. But we'll get to that and a
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Speaker 2: whole lot more house New York doing real estate, all
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Speaker 6: Now now back to the Mark Simone Show on wor.
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Speaker 2: Well. Steve Cuzo is the Great York Post columnist nobody
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Speaker 2: better on real estate, restaurants, on New York, on What's
24:04
Speaker 2: going on. All of his columns are up on the
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Speaker 2: New York Post website. Stevequzo, How you doing.
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Speaker 6: Hey, good morning, I'm great, Thanks, welcome back your way.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, first thing I want to talk about the
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Speaker 2: biggest phenomenon in food. The biggest Instagram hottest thing is
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Speaker 2: dot cake, which is basically cake and a little cup
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Speaker 2: covered with sprinkles, but they're actually dots and somehow they
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Speaker 2: are like embedded in there so that don't come out.
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Speaker 2: People wait in line. Look at Butterfield's Market for three hours.
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Speaker 2: You actually did it? How what does it taste like?
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Speaker 6: Tastes like well, as the kids would say, I'm not
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Speaker 6: a kid anymore.
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Speaker 4: It tastes like ass. All right, that's not a compliment.
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Speaker 6: That's not a compliment in any way says something tastes
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Speaker 6: like ass. But anyway, So yeah, at butterfield Market, really
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Speaker 6: good store. I shopping them all the time, two of
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Speaker 6: them on the Upper east Side. They're the only ones.
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Speaker 6: I now have these dot cakes that are made in
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Speaker 6: a bakery and Roslyn, Long Islands, and it became a
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Speaker 6: viral thing, you know, some bunch of influencers who claim
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Speaker 6: to have millions of followers.
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Speaker 4: Maybe they do, maybe they don't.
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Speaker 6: Said one of them said that it was the best
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Speaker 6: thing she's ever had in her entire life, which if true.
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Speaker 4: I pity her. I don't know what you've been eating.
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Speaker 6: So, as I wrote, the sludgy confections are unspeakably awful.
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Speaker 4: You know, the top with the little tiny non perile sprinkles,
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Speaker 4: it looks cute.
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Speaker 6: You know, they're rainbow colors and it's what's beneath that
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Speaker 6: that is dreadful.
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Speaker 4: So there's the thin layer of icing made.
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Speaker 6: From palm oil and anything hardly anything natural, and then
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Speaker 6: below that is the cake itself.
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Speaker 4: The cake itself tastes exactly like so for example, the
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Speaker 4: white one.
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Speaker 6: Which I tried, uh, which they don't call vanilla because
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Speaker 6: it has no vanilla. If you look at the list
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Speaker 6: of ingredients, you say, wait a minute, what's what planet
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Speaker 6: are we on here? What laboratory? What science fiction nightmare.
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Speaker 4: Did these come from? And I'll give you a few examples.
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Speaker 6: I'm not going to get this right because they're impossible
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Speaker 6: to pronounce, but something sodiums silly colluminate, mono calcium.
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Speaker 4: Phosphate, sort the tan monosteroid.
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Speaker 6: And here's my favorite terror tetra sodium prothose fate, oh.
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Speaker 2: My favorite, my favorite food.
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Speaker 6: That word is the fact that word is so long
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Speaker 6: that we had a problem fitting in our computer system
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Speaker 6: almost along the line.
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Speaker 4: So and that's not all. There's more stuff. So the
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Speaker 4: result is that you know, and of.
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Speaker 6: Course there's some basic flowering age or uh, egg white.
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Speaker 6: If you're going to any like convenience store of bodega,
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Speaker 6: your corner.
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Speaker 4: Candy store and you look at the you know, they're
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Speaker 4: the stand.
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Speaker 6: In the front with the cheap sweet treats, you know,
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Speaker 6: funny bones and posts, cupcakes and you know, banan of fingers,
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Speaker 6: all these different things, and they're in these cellophane wrappers. Uh,
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Speaker 6: this is what the dot cakes taste like and what
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Speaker 6: they feel like on the tongue. They're spongy, they're they're
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Speaker 6: not pleasant. They're dry, and that's because they're made out
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Speaker 6: of mainly chemical ingredients, stabilizers whatnot and to bind the
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Speaker 6: thing together, and they are it's absolutely awful. And yeah,
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Speaker 6: you've got people standing online. I waited online.
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Speaker 4: An hour basically at the Madison and Avenue.
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Speaker 6: On eighty fifth streets and to get they'll only sell
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Speaker 6: you two at a time, which makes sense. They get
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Speaker 6: I think six hundred on Wednesday and six hundred more
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Speaker 6: on Saturday.
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Speaker 4: And obviously they.
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Speaker 6: Don't excuse me, so they'll tell they don't want people
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Speaker 6: hoarding them the one I want to ward them. And
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Speaker 6: so it takes an hour from this line to you know,
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Speaker 6: for you to get to the front.
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Speaker 4: Uh.
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Speaker 6: And uh, you know, the people I spoke to a
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Speaker 6: lot of the people I spoke to online hadn't tried
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Speaker 6: them yet, but they were excited because they saw these
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Speaker 6: viral TikTok posting Instagram, especially TikTok, which is scary to
28:37
Speaker 6: think about it, but TikTok, which is still owned by
28:40
Speaker 6: a Chinese algorithm uh is a main engine.
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Speaker 4: Of our current economy, believe it or not. So they
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Speaker 4: hadn't tasted them.
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Speaker 6: They were a little skeptical, but you know, nobody wants,
28:53
Speaker 6: you know, what is the fomo ear missing out? They
28:55
Speaker 6: don't want to the only ones among their friends who
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Speaker 6: hadn't tried it, so they later an hour and then
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Speaker 6: when they got them. I talked to several people and
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Speaker 6: they had basically the same reaction that I did, like, well,
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Speaker 6: you know they're okay. I mean, nobody wanted to say
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Speaker 6: I got suckered. They're a hundred dollars each. By the way,
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Speaker 6: these little eight ounce cups.
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Speaker 4: Are eleven dollars each.
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Speaker 6: You go into the bodega or the grocery store and
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Speaker 6: you get one of these chocolate covered tweets like snowballs
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Speaker 6: or bunnybones whatever, they're three dollars.
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Speaker 2: Hey, So if I went over there to Morton Williams
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Speaker 2: and bought you know, just a vanilla cake, and I
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Speaker 2: bought a bag of sprinkles and packed it down on top.
29:37
Speaker 2: Wouldn't I have the same thing.
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Speaker 4: It would be much.
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Speaker 6: Better if you got real you know, vanilla keg or
29:44
Speaker 6: vanilla ice cream, excuse me, and you put the sprinkled
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Speaker 6: Montreal sprinkles on top.
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Speaker 4: Of course it would be better.
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Speaker 6: And in fact, you know, it's interesting because Butterfield Market,
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Speaker 6: in their regular bakery section, they a product.
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Speaker 4: I don't know what it's called, but I almost.
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Speaker 6: Bought one by mistake, thinking that this was the dock Pikes,
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Speaker 6: a cake that looks a lot like a dot cake,
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Speaker 6: except that dot cakes around and these are rectangular, and
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Speaker 6: I'm sure that they would have been ten times better
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Speaker 6: had I bought one.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Butterfield is one of the finest sup markets. It
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Speaker 2: is probably the finest super market New York, run by
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Speaker 2: a really nice family, Joelle and her film. Anything in
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Speaker 2: their bakery is going to be better than that dot cake,
30:28
Speaker 2: so exactly.
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Speaker 6: And they have an exclusive arrangement with this bakery and Maslin,
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Speaker 6: which is called Dot Cakes with Dog Dot Cakes to
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Speaker 6: sell these things in Manhattan. And I don't know how
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Speaker 6: or why it came about that they got that kind
30:44
Speaker 6: of that kind of exclusive arrangement. And I walked by
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Speaker 6: the one yesterday on Madison Navy. They don't have the
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Speaker 6: dot cakes on Sunday, but there's excuse me, it's a
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Speaker 6: very popular story.
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Speaker 4: There was a long line on the sidewalk.
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Speaker 6: For their frozen yogurt and things like that, which they
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Speaker 6: sell to a window. A great store, awful product, and
31:08
Speaker 6: I don't know what anybody's thinking anymore.
31:10
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, you also wrote a comms. We're talking to
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Speaker 2: Steve Cuzo, the Great New York Post Commas. Madison Avenue
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Speaker 2: fifty to fifty. It used to be the Sony Building
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Speaker 2: and the Sony Store was the whole first floor. I
31:22
Speaker 2: love that. Now it's like a very expensive bars restaurant.
31:25
Speaker 2: And did you say McLaren is opening a dealership in there?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, in Fax.
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Speaker 6: Since I wrote that last week, I was told just
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Speaker 6: this morning that they had actually signed the least but
31:36
Speaker 6: it's probably true.
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Speaker 4: Excuse.
31:38
Speaker 6: So the Formers Tony Building five poin fifteen Madison, which
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Speaker 6: was redesigned by the owner's company.
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Speaker 4: Called ole On America.
31:48
Speaker 6: So it's one hund filled with offices great companies like
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Speaker 6: Chubb and Hedge Funds and all that at very high rents.
31:56
Speaker 6: And at the north end there is the restaurant complex,
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Speaker 6: Simon Kim's hospitality company.
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Speaker 4: It's a complex of.
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Speaker 6: The Korean barbecue restaurants and three bars, and there's a
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Speaker 6: third element coming in the fall, a Japanese sushi bar
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Speaker 6: run by a three micheline star chef. The south end
32:23
Speaker 6: has been vacant, and Simon Kim signed the leads for
32:26
Speaker 6: the restaurants space like four years ago, but it took
32:29
Speaker 6: the build out took forever, all kinds of issues, Landmarks,
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Speaker 6: Buildings Department, et cetera. But the similar sized space at
32:39
Speaker 6: the south end of the building behind those tall windows
32:42
Speaker 6: has been empty ever since. The temporary art exhibition now
32:46
Speaker 6: from the Museum of the City of New York, I believe.
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Speaker 6: But they've signed the lease, or they're very close to
32:51
Speaker 6: signing the lease with McLaren Automotive, which is the that's
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Speaker 6: the Street Clark division of McLaren, the legendary race car
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Speaker 6: company British, which was named for founder Bruce McLaren, who
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Speaker 6: tragically perished in a driving accident way back when at
33:13
Speaker 6: age twenty eight. And anyway, this will be a terrific
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Speaker 6: addition to the Madison Avenue.
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Speaker 2: Will but only twelve guys driving mcclarence, the guy on
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Speaker 2: Billions who drives them.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, but you can go yet, of course you're right,
33:26
Speaker 6: but you can go in and look at them. The
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Speaker 6: luxury image, you know, fits perfectly with Madison Avenue in
33:35
Speaker 6: the forties and East forties, fifties and sixties, the city's premiere,
33:41
Speaker 6: you know, high end shopping district.
33:43
Speaker 4: Notwithstanding soho and you know Ferrari, there's a train.
33:48
Speaker 6: Ferrari is moving into a much larger space on Park
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Speaker 6: Avenue at the five twenty Park Avenue. It's been for
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Speaker 6: years in a much smaller space with a low ceiling
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Speaker 6: across the avenue, and now they're moving into a very
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Speaker 6: large space.
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Speaker 4: That will Uh, it's going to be a hit people.
34:08
Speaker 4: You're not going to buy the Frari. You're just going
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Speaker 4: to go in and look at them.
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Speaker 2: So Queen, can we take it? Can we take it?
34:12
Speaker 4: From?
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Speaker 7: All?
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Speaker 6: This in New York is not dying, not quite, not
34:17
Speaker 6: quite yet, anything but mark anything.
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Speaker 2: But yeah, well you got them Claren dealer, a Ferrari
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Speaker 2: dealer down the block. You got expensive restaurant.
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Speaker 6: Austin Martin, Aiston Martin too. Really just around the corner. Yeah,
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Speaker 6: Auson Martin has a huge showroom on I think it's
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Speaker 6: Park and fifty seven.
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Speaker 2: Well, these are pretty smart people. They wouldn't be opening
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Speaker 2: these things here if they didn't think New York had
34:39
Speaker 2: a big future and that things were going well here
34:41
Speaker 2: despite got it, despite our politicians. Well, great stuff. Everybody
34:45
Speaker 2: read Steve Cuzo's columns in the New York Post. If
34:48
Speaker 2: you go to the website, all of his columns are
34:50
Speaker 2: up there. Just go to the opinion section, look up
34:52
Speaker 2: Steve Cuzo. You'll find his columns there. Great stuff. And
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Speaker 2: Steve Cuze thanks for being with us.
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Speaker 4: Thank you, Thanks again.
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Speaker 2: Mark, all right, take care, Hey, don't forget coming up
35:03
Speaker 2: at noon, Buck and Clay. And you know that Curtis
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Speaker 2: Sliwa is on every morning here. It's curtisiwa Larry Menti
35:11
Speaker 2: every morning six to ten on seven ten WR.
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Speaker 6: It's more mister New York on seven ten WR.
35:22
Speaker 2: Well, Delady Hall. That's that detention facility Ice Newark, New
35:28
Speaker 2: Jersey's still a mess there, caused by Mikey Cheryl and
35:31
Speaker 2: the Democrats. There were some protests. They went and weaponized it.
35:34
Speaker 2: Gin did up and now antifas in their violent paid agitators.
35:39
Speaker 2: They've discovered that they have bases with storage equipment, with
35:43
Speaker 2: anti riot equipment. These are all paid professional protesters. It's
35:46
Speaker 2: an absolute mess, this anti ICE stuff. You know, if
35:49
Speaker 2: you look at the track record of ICE, you can
35:52
Speaker 2: find some controversial arrests or some bad moments. You can
35:55
Speaker 2: name five or six of them, but they've now arrested
35:58
Speaker 2: about seven hundred thousand people. If you check their track record,
36:03
Speaker 2: successful peaceful arrests all the time. The bad incidents are
36:07
Speaker 2: like zero point zero zero zero one percent. Hard to
36:11
Speaker 2: beat that record. Well, I'll be back tomorrow ten to noon.
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Speaker 2: I'll talk to you then, have a great day seven
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Speaker 2: to ten. WR