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4th of July Recap from July 7th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: How was your Fourth of July weekend?
• 0:02
  Speaker 2: It was it was fun. I mean it was nice.
• 0:05
  Speaker 2: We I was with a bunch of roller Derby people.
• 0:08
  Speaker 2: They're always interesting. And we had a big house, you know.
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: Like you shared with other buller Derby people.
• 0:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, big Airbnb.
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: Did you have privacy?
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean yeah, sure you had a room everybody
• 0:23
  Speaker 2: and just throw out bags out on the floor. And no,
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: it was you know it's a big house with with
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: lots of bedrooms and uh so that was nice. And
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: then there we floated down the river down the Colorado
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: for really slow man, it was just sometimes it was
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: like being on a lake.
• 0:42
  Speaker 4: The current was so did you need a stick to
• 0:46
  Speaker 4: propel you along?
• 0:47
  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 2: Fortunately I rode in a raft with someone who did
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: all the rowing and I enjoy his company. Every every
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: year I've done gotten a raft with him and he
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: rows and he tells me stories and I like it.
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: It's his name is Hayes, and he's do.
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  Speaker 4: You hang the beer off the side so it stays
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  Speaker 4: cold in the water.
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: No, we have it in a in a cooler in
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  Speaker 2: the raft. And so that was that was pleasant. But
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: then then when we got home, uh, just before we
• 1:17
  Speaker 2: got home, some somebody sent me some pictures. Uh, and
• 1:20
  Speaker 2: it's pictures of I have wild turkeys in my neighborhood. Yeah,
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: those are like in my yard. Really, Yeah, they heard
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: you talking about them. Yeah, there are bunches of them.
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: You say, we ain't real wild turkeys. And and then
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: yesterday when we got home, there was a deer in
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: the yard.
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  Speaker 3: I mean there's always a picture.
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: Of it, but the deer always in that part of
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 3: It was there's something going on.
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  Speaker 5: There must be, because I don't see deer anymore either.
• 1:51
  Speaker 3: I mean you see them all the time.
• 1:53
  Speaker 2: I never do on the mountain, and I'm on the
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: mountain usually not in the summer. That's what was weird.
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: There was a it was a deer. The neighbors have
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: this porch that and the deer was lying down in
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: the shade underneath the porch.
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  Speaker 4: Well you wonder think about all the fire though up
• 2:09
  Speaker 4: on the mountain. That's could have driven them.
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: Down of them.
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  Speaker 3: Damn turkey's doing here.
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, they heard you talking about them.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty amazing though, And that that one, that one's pretty
• 2:22
  Speaker 2: big too.
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  Speaker 4: I was up in Huntsville for the holiday for for
• 2:28
  Speaker 4: small and I shouldn't have mentioned it because small town Huntsville.
• 2:33
  Speaker 4: There were nine million people there for the parade.
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: And for the fireworks, And I am sure it's because
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: I mentioned. Yeah, there must have been nobody knew about
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: the fourth of July.
• 2:46
  Speaker 3: You showed them all.
• 2:48
  Speaker 4: But on on Saturday, I was taking the dogs for
• 2:55
  Speaker 4: a walk, Okley and Riley taking them for a walk,
• 2:57
  Speaker 4: and I was walking past my neighbor's house, Brady Brady Stoker.
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: Brady Stoker, who.
• 3:04
  Speaker 4: Is just the best guy and best neighbor to have,
• 3:09
  Speaker 4: because he's the guy that you're like, hey, my septic's
• 3:13
  Speaker 4: gone south. You know anybody, Yeah, my cousin. My cousin
• 3:16
  Speaker 4: will take care of that.
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: What no matter what your issue is.
• 3:21
  Speaker 4: I need dollars, he knows a guy or he'll give
• 3:24
  Speaker 4: you one hundred dollars and he he uh.
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: He has a bunch of big equipment. You need, you
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: need a you need a big you.
• 3:32
  Speaker 4: Need a backcoe, you need, you need a bobcat somewhere.
• 3:36
  Speaker 4: So I'm walking the dog too, just me, you know too,
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  Speaker 4: leacious with the dogs walking past his house and he's
• 3:42
  Speaker 4: standing out in front of the house.
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: With a group of people and a horse. He's like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: g did you want to go for a ride? And
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  Speaker 1: I'm walking the dog. I'm like, oh, I'm walking the dogs.
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: And he's like, we'll hold him. You want to go
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  Speaker 1: for a ride. And I think Brady was.
• 3:59
  Speaker 4: Kind of going that that city girls up here for
• 4:03
  Speaker 4: the weekend.
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: What does she know about?
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh. So you think Brady isn't such a good guy.
• 4:09
  Speaker 2: You think Brady's kind of a jerk. No, he's kind of.
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: Think Brady doesn't know everything about I.
• 4:14
  Speaker 2: Think Brady Brady. You think Brady's kind of a jerk.
• 4:16
  Speaker 2: And we good theater.
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  Speaker 5: Fall off and I said, you know, Brady, Oh you
• 4:22
  Speaker 5: pulled that one, did you?
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  Speaker 4: I I I used Rodeo and Queen and Junior Posse
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  Speaker 4: and four h and I'll I'll get up on your
• 4:31
  Speaker 4: on your horse. He's like, well, come on over here.
• 4:33
  Speaker 4: You could ride Dorito. So that's that's dumb. That's a
• 4:39
  Speaker 4: cute name for a horse. It's a X ninety six
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  Speaker 4: dot com slash live. You could see me and Dorito,
• 4:46
  Speaker 4: which is a perfectly good name for a horse, and
• 4:49
  Speaker 4: we had a lovely ride down a country lane which
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  Speaker 4: seemed just about his Americana A fourth of July weekend
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  Speaker 4: experience as I could possibly have.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody is apparently called to do rito and distracted him
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  Speaker 2: for a moment. He's looking off camera.
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  Speaker 5: We just had Hamburger yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, my my phone was.
• 5:13
  Speaker 5: Oh, I went crazy last week because Sue was out
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  Speaker 5: of town, you know, she was down in Houston, and boy,
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  Speaker 5: I just went crazy.
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: How did you go crazy? I had Raisin brand? What
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: I had?
• 5:27
  Speaker 5: I bought bread, I had an apple.
• 5:29
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't be saying this on the air. She's listening.
• 5:31
  Speaker 5: I bought some bananas. I just went crazy. But anyway,
• 5:36
  Speaker 5: she came home and she brought me this from Texas.
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  Speaker 5: There's a place called Dylan's Candy Bar, and they specialize
• 5:46
  Speaker 5: in hard to.
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  Speaker 3: Find candy bars.
• 5:48
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, for example, oh Abbas Abba, I remember those.
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: I'm just surprised they still make them somewhere.
• 5:58
  Speaker 3: There's a bubblegum cigarettes. Yeah okay.
• 6:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's uh the skybar, which you could usually only
• 6:07
  Speaker 5: get in England.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that means it's good chocolate.
• 6:12
  Speaker 5: Uh. There is the banana Turkish taffy.
• 6:16
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah you remember those? Yep?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, there is this is an East Coast thing, but
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  Speaker 5: the mallow.
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  Speaker 3: Cup Malamar, the Malamar mallow cup.
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  Speaker 5: Then there is also the uh oh, hey, take that
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  Speaker 5: big black cow and get out of here.
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  Speaker 2: That's like a like a sugar daddy, but with that
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  Speaker 2: it's got chocolate.
• 6:38
  Speaker 1: Chewy chocolate caramel can pull your teeth out.
• 6:41
  Speaker 2: It's like a sugar daddy with a you can't have
• 6:43
  Speaker 2: any I can't have any of those.
• 6:45
  Speaker 3: Then there's the the big hunk. I used to love
• 6:48
  Speaker 3: a big hunk. But she did remember my favorite.
• 6:53
  Speaker 5: Austin baked beans, Yeah, which is just a candy coated peanut.
• 6:58
  Speaker 1: So you you were feeling.
• 7:00
  Speaker 4: Badly about eating a banana and she brought you a bag.
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  Speaker 3: She brought me all this candy, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's crazy, though, it's.
• 7:09
  Speaker 3: Gonna work your way through that. How long will it
• 7:11
  Speaker 3: take you away? I don't know.
• 7:12
  Speaker 4: Did you do what I do and like hide the
• 7:14
  Speaker 4: evidence when they come back so.
• 7:16
  Speaker 1: You can't they can't see that.
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  Speaker 2: You're You're a You are a deceitful cowgirl. That's what
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  Speaker 2: you are.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Dorito loves me.
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  Speaker 3: Dumb name for a horse, it's a perfectly good name
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  Speaker 3: for all