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We never saw Grandpa the same ever again · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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Speaker 1: Color one O four at eight seven seven nine three
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Speaker 1: seven one oh four seven, and we'll get you in
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Speaker 1: the digitalland for free for color one O four, and.
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Speaker 2: You know three of the magic words.
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Speaker 1: We give away a magic word every day starting at
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Speaker 1: ten twenty with Priscilla eleven, twelve, twenty, all the way
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Speaker 1: on the twenties, all the way to eight twenty. You
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Speaker 1: give us three of those magic words. Right now, you'll
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Speaker 1: get tickets to Disneyland. And we do it again tomorrow.
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Speaker 1: We do it every day, all right, So while we
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Speaker 1: wait for collor one O four at eight seven seven
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Speaker 1: nine three seven one oh four seven, I would be remiss.
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Speaker 2: Remiss you say, fancy.
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Speaker 1: With you the language now if we didn't bring up
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Speaker 1: you know we have already this morning the waste management open.
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Speaker 2: Today is the day which is like the big celebrity
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Speaker 2: day that all the celebrities are there pro am.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, like Travis Kelsey Kyle you said, he teas off
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Speaker 1: like in an hour, an hour and ten minutes.
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Speaker 3: Eight thirty and he's actually golfing with Scottie Scheffler and
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Speaker 3: Brooks Kepka, which is gonna be a big group to see.
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Speaker 1: Oh they're good, So you're probably you're probably driving there
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Speaker 1: right now in and you're all excited. See Travis Kelcey
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Speaker 1: as am I my sister send me pictures like so
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Speaker 1: because we're gonna be there later today. But I happened
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Speaker 1: to see two lists of the best and worst celebrity encounters,
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Speaker 1: right yeah, so I thought i'd go over that because
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Speaker 1: there are celebrities, tons of celebrities in town right now.
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Speaker 1: So here are the best celebrity encounters. Fans are sharing
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Speaker 1: all this stuff right now.
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Speaker 4: I'm gonna guess post Malone because somebody says he tips great.
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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, she went to Gracies when he performed here,
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Speaker 5: he went to like literally a local dive bar.
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Speaker 2: Well he's not on this list. Well we're putting.
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Speaker 1: So well, there's only I mean, I'm sure there's lots
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Speaker 1: of great celebrity encounters, but these are the top four
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Speaker 1: or five. Dolly Parton. Someone said, you can confirm she's
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Speaker 1: just as great as you would assume. She was so
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Speaker 1: nice to everyone. She's a lot smaller than they expected.
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Speaker 1: She's small. John Travolta, they said, this guy is really
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Speaker 1: down to earth. He also is also someone that asks
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Speaker 1: a lot of questions and actually very interested in what
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Speaker 1: you have to say.
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Speaker 2: That's true. We've met him a few times. He's really sweet.
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Speaker 2: We met him once. You met him a couple of times.
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Speaker 2: That was one thing. I thought. He was freaking incredible. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: like I wanted him to adopt us.
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Speaker 1: Justin Bieber's on the list of best celebrity encounters. Someone says,
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Speaker 1: picture this. He was by himself at a mall, and
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Speaker 1: he wasn't trying to be incognito. He drew me in
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Speaker 1: with a big hug and chatted me up.
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Speaker 2: He was lovely.
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Speaker 5: I wouldn't die. I love the videos of Justin Bieber
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Speaker 5: just riding around in La by himself, and if people
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Speaker 5: are listening to music, he'll just roll down his window
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Speaker 5: and start singing with them. I would freak out if
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Speaker 5: I saw Justin Bieber.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Best celebrity encounters Harrison Ford. My uncle said he was
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Speaker 1: incredibly nice and took the whole crew out for lunch
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Speaker 1: to thank them for working on his helicopter Helico.
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Speaker 2: People talked about having barbecue with him.
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Speaker 5: Here.
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Speaker 1: Jack Black, I was begging my boss for an extra shift.
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Speaker 1: He overheard me and tipped me one hundred dollars on
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Speaker 1: a twenty dollars tab. From then on, he never left
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Speaker 1: me less than a fifty dollars tip. Would always check
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Speaker 1: in with me at the end of the month to
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Speaker 1: make sure I had rent cash.
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Speaker 2: That's awesome.
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Speaker 1: The worst celebrities Rich's friend John Cusack outside of a restaurant. Hey,
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Speaker 1: mister Cusack, I like your movies, and he said, I
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Speaker 1: don't care. Yeah, that sounds about right. Diana Ross, she
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Speaker 1: cut in front of me the airport check and counter.
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Speaker 1: I was fibergasted by this lady who said had the
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Speaker 1: guts to sweep in front of us and touch the
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Speaker 1: gates agent computer. I was in a playing with Diana Ross's.
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Speaker 1: She was really nice. I actually helped her take her
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Speaker 1: back down. Jared Leto He's a narcissist, a hole. He
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Speaker 1: complains about every single thing and really enjoys being difficult.
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Speaker 1: I think he does it for fun.
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Speaker 2: Now. I think we've met him twice and he was
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Speaker 2: very cool. Yep.
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Speaker 1: Jenna Fisher from the office. She was really difficult to
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Speaker 1: work with, just really demand it.
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Speaker 2: I can't believe it.
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Speaker 1: I know, I've never met her now, the number one
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Speaker 1: person on the list. We met a couple of times
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Speaker 1: and she was really, really nice Jennifer Lopez.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, she was really nice to us. She had
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Speaker 2: a bad reputation stuff like this.
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Speaker 1: For whatever reason, she was super rude and dismissive and
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Speaker 1: had this attitude that she was better than you, and
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Speaker 1: I agreed.
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Speaker 5: Viral again for that glamor Bob video of her like.
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Speaker 3: Ignoring the guys like back to him.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel bad because I think you get a
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Speaker 1: lot of times people get misunderstood.
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Speaker 4: Or maybe they're just not hearing what's happening because there's
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Speaker 4: a lot going on around them.
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Speaker 2: She always has a circus around her.
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Speaker 1: So if you got a cool celebrity encounter or rude
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Speaker 1: celebrity encounter, sure we'd love to hear, boudy.
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Speaker 2: You can text it to us.
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Speaker 1: Text JJR and then whatever the celebrityen counter is to
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Speaker 1: nine sixty eight nine three or call us at eight
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Speaker 1: seven seven nine three seven one four seven if.
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Speaker 2: You can get through, because everyone's calling for Disney tickets. Yeah, Nick,
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Speaker 2: what do we got?
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Speaker 3: Oh?
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Speaker 2: Good timing?
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Speaker 5: Your caller one oh one, your caller one O two,
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Speaker 5: your caller one O three, caller one O four is online?
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Speaker 2: Four? Oh okay, you guys, are you ready? Let me
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Speaker 2: give my information, and I got the keywords right here.
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Speaker 2: Here we go.
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Speaker 1: Check one two or here we go call it one
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Speaker 1: O four? Good morning, John, Jaye Rich? Who's this?
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Speaker 3: Hi? This is Corey.
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Speaker 2: Well, hello Corey. How are you call her? One O four?
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Speaker 5: Am? I?
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Speaker 3: Really?
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Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh my gosh.
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Speaker 1: So before we get into the magic words and what
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Speaker 1: you got to do to win, let's talk about Corey.
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Speaker 2: What do you got going on today? Where are you?
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Speaker 2: What are you doing right now?
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Speaker 6: I just got to school in my classroom, and I
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Speaker 6: wish my kids are still with me.
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Speaker 1: They're at school. Yeah, you are a teacher, I assume, yes,
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Speaker 1: what school?
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Speaker 2: What grade?
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Speaker 6: I teach at Arlington Elementary? And I teach sixth, seventh
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Speaker 6: and eighth grade.
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Speaker 2: Where's Arlington, Texas?
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Speaker 6: It's in like the.
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Speaker 3: Farm Southwest Valley.
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Speaker 2: So yeah, nobody's ever.
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Speaker 3: Heard of it.
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Speaker 2: I know.
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Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like I'm pretty dialed into
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Speaker 1: all the schools there.
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Speaker 2: And I'm like, well look at that. You just you're
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Speaker 2: now you're on the map. She's listening on the iHeart Texas. Okay,
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Speaker 2: so Cory, here's the deal. We need three magic words.
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Speaker 3: Okay, I got them.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 6: They are California, galaxy and Park.
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Speaker 2: You got Corey.
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Speaker 3: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: You get to day one park per day Disneyland Resort tickets,
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Speaker 1: and you qualify for the grand prize, which is a
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Speaker 1: vacation to the Disneyland Resort.
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Speaker 2: Including hotel and three day, one park per day tickets.
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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I can't wait to tell my
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Speaker 1: family so awesome. Thank you for listening. Thank you, hold
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Speaker 1: on the line, we get some information from you. Have
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Speaker 1: a great day. Can't wait to tell all the kids
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Speaker 1: in your class that you're going to Dieseland and they're not.
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Speaker 2: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: Here's Alex Warren, It's John Jay and Rich Ordinary all right.
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Speaker 1: So Alex Warren is gonna be here in a couple
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Speaker 1: of months. If you go to our website one four
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Speaker 1: a half hour away from Kiss paying your bills this afternoon.
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Speaker 1: Suzette has tickets to see our very own Tino Coachino
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Speaker 1: live in Glendale and his headlining comedy tour.
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Speaker 2: All right, let's say hello to Maddie. Maddie, what's up?
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Speaker 2: You're on the air.
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Speaker 3: Hey man, let me put you off your phone.
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Speaker 2: Thank you. Hey.
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Speaker 3: So I was listening to the podcast yesterday and the
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Speaker 3: lady mentioned that how do people not notice that people
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Speaker 3: have cameras in their house anymore? Yeah, And that reminded
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Speaker 3: me of the story last week when my fiance and
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Speaker 3: I went to work. My grandpa went to go check
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Speaker 3: on my dogs and we looked at the camera. Well,
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Speaker 3: my fiance looked at the camera just to check on
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Speaker 3: them and caught my grandpa. Then my fiance's lazy boy, uh,
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Speaker 3: pleasuring himself.
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Speaker 4: Oh my god, was really really hoping you weren't going
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Speaker 4: there and you did.
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Speaker 5: Well, no thing.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we just happened to look and he was like,
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Speaker 3: oh my gosh. And when I got home from work,
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Speaker 3: I found my fiance in the bed like crying to
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Speaker 3: see Oh yeah, so.
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Speaker 1: Was your fiance like he just told you about it?
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Speaker 1: You didn't see it? He saw it, right?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he saw it. He called me and he's like,
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Speaker 3: you want bad news now or later?
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Speaker 2: Did your fiance goes? It was wild. It was like
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Speaker 2: he was doing it for forty five.
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Speaker 1: Minutes, like, did you watched the whole thing or exil?
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Speaker 3: I think he got off immediately.
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Speaker 4: Grandpa or your fiance, But I honest, well that's a
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Speaker 4: horrible thing to see. Still you dog sitter or have
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Speaker 4: you gone elsewhere? Okay, but they're.
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Speaker 3: There now outside the dogs got plenished dog house outside.
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Speaker 2: I don't want to go outside anymore. They see.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like, well, you'd rather go outside and witness
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Speaker 3: that again?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, And she's never gonna be.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we get married in sixty six days, and I
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Speaker 3: don't know if he'll be able to look at my
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Speaker 3: grandpa the same way.
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Speaker 2: Probably not, And that's understandable. Maddie.
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Speaker 1: Well, thank you for sharing that story early early in
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Speaker 1: the morning. Thank you very much.
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Speaker 2: What a great way to start the day. Have a
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Speaker 2: great day and good look at the wedding. Congratulations, Thank you,
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Speaker 2: Love you guys. Speaking of weddings, Chantelle, have you got
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Speaker 2: a wedding story or something?
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Speaker 3: Yes, good morning. I heard the young lady that called
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Speaker 3: earlier about her sister getting married to a gentleman she
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Speaker 3: doesn't know and bridal showers on Valentine's Day, and it
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Speaker 3: was kind of struck me odd because my brother is
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Speaker 3: getting married. I don't know the woman he's married too
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Speaker 3: are getting married too. I didn't even know that he
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Speaker 3: was dating anybody. And it's the same time frame. So
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Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I wonder if her sister is
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Speaker 3: marrying my brother. Oh wow, and that's why. Well, because
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Speaker 3: they're getting married in the temple as well, And I
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Speaker 3: was like, how odd would that be?
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Speaker 1: Well, let me check up that real quick. Cool on
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Speaker 1: acad Can you guys tell me when I talk like
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Speaker 1: this or that this button does mandy? Hey, can you
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Speaker 1: guys find it? Can you call the woman that whose
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Speaker 1: sister was getting married and she didn know she should
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Speaker 1: go to the brown shower? That'd be kind of cool
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Speaker 1: to have them like kind of talk. Yeah, connected, She's like,
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Speaker 1: she's like, well, my sister's married a guy named Dave,
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Speaker 1: And then you're like my brother name was Dave, Like like, yeah,
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Speaker 1: we'll find out what else.
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Speaker 3: And I would also like to let her know that,
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Speaker 3: you know, if it is my brother, he's actually a
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Speaker 3: really great guy and would take care of that.
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Speaker 1: If he's such a great guy, how can he's not
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Speaker 1: telling you that he's dating somebody and getting married.
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Speaker 3: Because we're not super close, and I mean we talked
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Speaker 3: and stuff at times, but like you know, we don't
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Speaker 3: really go on a way to talk to each other.
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Speaker 2: I guess, are you going to the wedding?
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Speaker 3: I was invited. I won't be doing the temple part
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Speaker 3: as I don't. I also don't have those credentials, but
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Speaker 3: I was thinking about going to the reception.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, why not? At your pro yeap, what do you
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Speaker 2: think about her not going?
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Speaker 1: Remember her her problem was do I go to the
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Speaker 1: bridle showering that I was invited the wedding?
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Speaker 2: Deviny vice for her?
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Speaker 3: Yes, you know, we only get one family in this life,
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Speaker 3: and it's difficult when you know, yeah, things are strained,
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Speaker 3: but if you can show up for your family, it's
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Speaker 3: my advice to always show up because those are the
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Speaker 3: regrets that you have when your last days are upon you. Right,
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Speaker 3: is it's not oh, I should have worked that one
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Speaker 3: week that I took off. I should have attended this.
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Speaker 3: I should have been with my family during this time.
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Speaker 3: You know, those are the regrets we have, and you know,
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Speaker 3: I try to advise people to think of that when
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Speaker 3: they're making decisions.
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Speaker 2: Chantelle, what's your brother's name?
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Speaker 3: Saron?
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Speaker 2: Okay?
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Speaker 1: Can you hold on, I want can you stand like
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Speaker 1: you hold on for a second and hold on. Hey are
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Speaker 1: you guy? Are you getting anywhere? Can you find are
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Speaker 1: you trying to track her down?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're trying to find it. We're not sure if
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Speaker 2: she checks texted in or if she called.
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Speaker 1: It wasn't a text because I remember, I don't think
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Speaker 1: it was a text, but I don't know, So hold
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Speaker 1: social hold But meanwhile, we got comments on second probably
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Speaker 1: from Elizabeth.
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Speaker 6: Good morning, Good morning, John Jay.
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Speaker 1: So you've got a comment on second Date update that
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Speaker 1: second day update blew up by If you missed Second
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Speaker 1: Date update, go to our instagram. It's a probably yesterday's
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Speaker 1: post and type in the word date.
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Speaker 2: We'll send it to you. What's your comment on second Date?
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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Speaker 6: So I was listening to the second Date update and
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Speaker 6: when he dropped the ball or the comment that she
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Speaker 6: was using her chair his chair as a toilet, I
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Speaker 6: just laughed out loud. So oh it killed me because
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Speaker 6: I actually do sleepwalk, and I do some pretty wild
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Speaker 6: things sometimes my whole life. Still I'm forty eight and
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Speaker 6: still sleepwalk, but I used to quite often, and well
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Speaker 6: I still do, but go and use like the laundry
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Speaker 6: hamper in the middle of the night.
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Speaker 3: Toilet.
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Speaker 2: Wow.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, my chair at the kitchen table. Oh my god.
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Speaker 6: I woke up in the bath with it filling up.
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Speaker 3: Was scary.
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Speaker 6: My husband was home too and just was like, oh,
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Speaker 6: I don't know. I guess she went sleep and the
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Speaker 6: wanted to get go take a bath.
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Speaker 2: And you're like, no, I was just still sleeping. That's wild.
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Speaker 6: I've turned the oven on.
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Speaker 2: Well, you're dangerous.
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Speaker 6: Last year, on a trip with my sister, we were
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Speaker 6: sharing a hotel room and she woke up to me
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Speaker 6: crouching over her on her bed, just staring at her.
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Speaker 1: Okay, man, you go see a therapist or something for that.
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Speaker 1: Is there a medicine or what It seems a little dangerous.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know. I have locks on the door
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Speaker 6: that I can't unlock and alarm and so so.
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Speaker 2: Do you know.
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Speaker 1: There's a comedian his name is Mike Bribilia, and he's
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Speaker 1: got a comedy special on Netflix. He's got three or
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Speaker 1: four of them, and one of them he talks about
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Speaker 1: his sleeping disorder very similar to yours, where he fell
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Speaker 1: out of a four story window and a hotel and
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Speaker 1: and because he was doing the things that you were
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Speaker 1: doing now he has to sleep when he has to
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Speaker 1: go into a sleeping bag when he goes to better
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Speaker 1: than his wife and he has to wear oven mits
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Speaker 1: and he puts them on. Yeah because he I mean,
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Speaker 1: he tells the funny story, but it's like a serious thing,
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Speaker 1: like you can google him and he will tell it'll
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Speaker 1: tell you about his sleeping disorder. It's called something, so you.
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Speaker 2: Might have that. Yeah maybe, yeah, Well, Lizabeth, thanks for
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Speaker 2: calling in.
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Speaker 6: All right, yeah, thank you.
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Speaker 1: Speaking of comedy specials, I watched Mike Epps comedy specials.
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Speaker 1: It's number two or number three on Netflix, number four,
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Speaker 1: number five. It's really really good. He's very funny, he's
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Speaker 1: extremely remember him from Friday Next Friday.
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Speaker 2: Was day Day?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw him here like a year ago.
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Speaker 1: He was so funny and he's so likable. And then
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Speaker 1: towards the end, he starts telling you the story of
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Speaker 1: his life and how he got into comedy, and it
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Speaker 1: is so compelling, how he got in he went into
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Speaker 1: prison for selling drugs, and how he gets out of prison,
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Speaker 1: how he gets a dare to go on stage and
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Speaker 1: hes a goosebumps. Telling the story all the way until
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Speaker 1: where and then the movies he made and how he
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Speaker 1: bumped into ice Cube and ice Cube cast him next Friday.
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Speaker 1: I mean, it's really really compelled and it's funny, but
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Speaker 1: you know it's true. And by the end of his special,
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Speaker 1: I mean, if you don't follow him on Instagram already,
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Speaker 1: I think you just fall in love with the guy.
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Speaker 1: It's just really well done. I would love to have
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Speaker 1: him in here sometimes. I remember what time said. This
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Speaker 1: gonna sound really random, but we were doing our show
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Speaker 1: from Kiss FM in l A, Okay, and it's in
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Speaker 1: La in La.
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Speaker 2: They're celebrities everywhere.
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Speaker 1: And remember how the when you walk out of the
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Speaker 1: Kiss FM in l A, there's like an atrium and
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Speaker 1: I remember Mike.
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Speaker 2: Epps walked by and I with Mike Apps. That's all anyway.
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Speaker 5: Have you ever seen All about the Benjamins?
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Speaker 2: Oh long time ago.
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Speaker 5: Watch it again because it still holds up. But like,
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Speaker 5: I feel like that's like my favorite Mike Epps.
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Speaker 1: In fact, he talks about being so high on cocaine
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Speaker 1: when he starts singing that song. He sings the song
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Speaker 1: on stage, he said, I was so high on cocaine
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Speaker 1: in that scene.
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Speaker 2: I know the whole crowd saying that scene. Yeah, it's great.
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Speaker 1: Any update on getting the girl with the wedding thing
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Speaker 1: that we talked to, anything going on there.
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Speaker 2: We grabbed Chantelle's information and we're trying to get them.
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Speaker 2: We're trying to find the original phone numbers.
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Speaker 1: Okay, good, okay, good, all right, Well payerbills less than
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Speaker 1: half hours.
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Speaker 2: Shady and rich