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The Lamp in The Window | Son of a Boy Dad #448 · Son of a Boy Dad

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Speaker 5: What?
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Speaker 2: I should cut that first part.
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Speaker 2: Today it is October 26th, Monday, 1.30 p.m. We are
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Speaker 2: here live from HQ3. Welcome back.
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Speaker 5: How are we doing, guys?
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Speaker 1: Fantastic.
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Speaker 5: Really, I'm quite well.
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Speaker 2: Phenomenal.
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Speaker 5: I'm really happy. Unbelievable. Found something this weekend.
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Speaker 2: Really?
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Speaker 5: Found something.
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Speaker 2: Love to hear that.
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Speaker 1: God?
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Speaker 5: No. I think the outdoors, which is weird because it's
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Speaker 5: been there. And I don't know why... Sometimes you forget.
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Speaker 5: I don't know why it didn't cut through until this weekend.
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Speaker 5: And interestingly, too, it wasn't the outdoors upstate. It was
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Speaker 5: not upstate.
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Speaker 2: The New York City outdoors.
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Speaker 5: Yeah. Bronx Zoo? No.
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Speaker 1: Prospect Park Zoo?
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Speaker 5: No. Last night, I just decided around 5 p.m. to
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Speaker 5: go on a walk without my phone.
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Speaker 2: Love that.
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Speaker 5: Along the Brooklyn waterfront.
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Speaker 1: Amazing.
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Speaker 2: Which way did you go?
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Speaker 5: I went from Dumbo all along the water under the
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Speaker 5: bridges and then all along the Brooklyn.
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Speaker 1: The promenade?
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Speaker 5: Yeah. And then did sort of the loop and then
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Speaker 5: through that trees. And it was sunset. And it's that
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Speaker 5: time of year when the sun sets down. At 3 p.m.
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Speaker 5: Left of the buildings.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's stunning.
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Speaker 5: So you get to see it set all the way
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Speaker 5: to the horizon.
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Speaker 2: It backlights the Statue of Liberty.
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Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 1: That's unbelievable.
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Speaker 5: Sets right below Ellis Island.
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Speaker 2: Of course, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Right around lunch.
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Speaker 2: Right in the morning.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: They did just change the clocks, right? No, it's this week,
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Speaker 2: this upcoming week.
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Speaker 1: Really?
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Speaker 5: Yeah. Dude, there must have been.
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Speaker 2: They do it in other countries before we do?
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Like, did England already change their clocks? I don't know.
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Speaker 5: How the fuck?
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Speaker 2: Why is that even on your radar?
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Speaker 1: I got a couple of boys in England these days.
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Speaker 5: Do you? Yeah, two.
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Speaker 1: Fugitives?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I was going to say coach ran there.
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Speaker 1: He's on the lamber.
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Speaker 5: Should you be telling us that?
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Speaker 1: No, yeah, we got two boys over there.
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Speaker 2: That's why I was asking. And they were talking to
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Speaker 2: you about the sunlight? I swear I heard someone say
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Speaker 2: that their clocks changed, but.
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Speaker 1: I think it's Sunday, November 1st.
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Speaker 2: Maybe their actual clock was broken. I don't know.
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Speaker 5: Aren't there countries that don't even do it?
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Speaker 2: Arizona. Oh, America. I'm pretty sure Arizona just decides to
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Speaker 2: sit out, right? I think there's some places that sit out,
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Speaker 2: that opt out.
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Speaker 5: That's cool.
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Speaker 2: Most of Arizona does not observe daylight saving time.
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Speaker 5: Wow. Good for them.
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Speaker 2: That's great.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Wow, because of the proud Navajo.
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Speaker 5: It's kind of like what Florida did with COVID. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And you can. You can just opt out.
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Speaker 5: We respect your right to participate, but we choose not to.
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Speaker 2: I feel like you should have free will on that, right?
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Speaker 2: Like I feel like it shouldn't have to be the
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Speaker 2: whole state comes to a decision. Like what if I
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Speaker 2: just decide like, no, I'm on– I'm staying on this
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Speaker 2: current schedule.
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Speaker 5: And people are going to be like, wow, Harry, you're
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Speaker 5: really late. And you're like, no, I'm actually right on time.
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Speaker 2: Actually, no, you guys are early.
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Speaker 5: You're an hour early.
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Speaker 2: I mean I don't think that's a terrible idea.
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Speaker 5: Also well yeah.
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Speaker 1: Weren't they didn't trump just say he was going to
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Speaker 1: get rid.
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Speaker 5: Of it i have no clue like he says that
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Speaker 5: every year yeah he said he was going to get
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Speaker 5: rid of one of those ones that's like a kid
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Speaker 5: running for class president who's like free lunches no more
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Speaker 5: daylight savings homework.
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Speaker 1: Anymore yeah he made some some promises that didn't didn't
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Speaker 1: happen but you know I like daylight savings time. I'm
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Speaker 1: okay with it.
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Speaker 5: I don't have a problem with it.
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Speaker 1: It doesn't bother me at all. No shot.
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 2: You're both saying that right now. When we decide to
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Speaker 2: record at two on Monday next week and you leave
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Speaker 2: and it's pitch black outside, you're going to be like,
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Speaker 2: this sucks.
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Speaker 1: But I'm a morning person.
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Speaker 5: So New York City is the one place on earth
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Speaker 5: where nighttime feels like as much of the day as any,
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Speaker 5: you know.
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Speaker 1: You really?
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Speaker 2: It doesn't bother you at all? It's so well lit
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Speaker 2: and everyone's out at night. It's just as active. I
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Speaker 2: need it to get light. I need it to be
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Speaker 2: light until like 7. Or else I go crazy.
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Speaker 1: I feel that, but waking up and there's not any
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Speaker 1: light for hours is brutal.
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Speaker 5: I just love the image of Harry opening up his
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Speaker 5: blackout curtain and being like, it's dark already? What the fuck?
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Speaker 5: I can't believe I live here. I was thinking I
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Speaker 5: would go out and experience the sunlight at some point today.
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Speaker 2: I just remember one time doing a gig at Mohegan
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Speaker 2: Sun and like going downstairs because there's no windows in
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Speaker 2: the casino. I like went downstairs to get lunch and
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Speaker 2: then I came back up before the show and it
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Speaker 2: was like four and it was pitch black and I
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Speaker 2: was like, oh, this is sickening.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, the mornings can't bother you because you don't
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Speaker 1: wake up until after the sun every day no matter what.
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Speaker 5: I do.
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Speaker 1: I wake up early. I woke up at like 830 today.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I did. I did. Why would I lie about that?
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Speaker 5: Because it's just your thing.
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Speaker 1: I know. I don't.
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Speaker 2: I do not lie about that. And I did wake
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Speaker 2: up early today.
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Speaker 1: That's the sin of sloth, brother.
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Speaker 2: Repent. Well, Mohegan Sun, I was getting all my vitamin
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Speaker 2: D from the LEDs on the slot machine.
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Speaker 1: Just rubbing your hands next to the roulette wheel. Just
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Speaker 1: warming up like a bum. The friction.
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Speaker 2: How was the walk?
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Speaker 1: Was it a nice day?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, it was really cool. It was sunset.
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Speaker 5: So there were thousands of people out, you know? Yeah,
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Speaker 5: of course. And you know that part of Dumbo where
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Speaker 5: there's that sort of half moon seating area right on
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Speaker 5: the water?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: That looks out over the merry-go-round? Yeah. Yeah, merry-go-round.
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Speaker 1: Damn, you guys got a merry-go-round out there? Bro, it
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Speaker 1: changes levels too. What?
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Speaker 2: It's not just one of those stationary park on the horse.
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Speaker 5: It has, yeah. What?
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Speaker 2: It's built in Compton.
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Speaker 5: Oh, no. Yeah, they built it in Compton. That's so sick.
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Speaker 1: We had a shitty one, but then the exhibit came
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Speaker 1: through and put TVs on the backs of the horses' heads.
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Speaker 1: That's awesome, yeah.
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Speaker 5: Kids don't even look out. They don't even know if
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Speaker 5: they're on horses. They're just quiet and well-behaved.
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Speaker 2: That's awesome. You can do YouTube shorts on the TVs.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Scroll. Let me go around again.
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Speaker 5: Bluey.
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Speaker 1: But that is a beautiful cove right there.
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Speaker 5: There must have been 400, 500 people, I'm not making
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Speaker 5: that number up, sitting on those steps. I mean, it
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Speaker 5: was shoulder to shoulder packed, all colors of the world.
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Speaker 5: It was like the fucking UN had let out some
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Speaker 5: totally equal distribution of its various represented populations to sit
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Speaker 5: on that steps to watch the sunset. And so I
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Speaker 5: passed through that, which was cool. Then I continued on.
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Speaker 5: And I walked all along the waterfront and everyone was
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Speaker 5: having a great time. Then I sat down on a bench.
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Speaker 5: and smoked a little bit of a joint okay which
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Speaker 5: was really nice but then i forgot to bring a
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Speaker 5: little tube so you just reeked well i just put
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Speaker 5: it in my pocket.
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Speaker 2: Yeah And then you smell like you were living inside
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Speaker 2: of a bong.
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Speaker 1: For three years.
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Speaker 5: And this will matter. This will matter in a second
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Speaker 5: in this story. Because as I continued to walk on,
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Speaker 5: I then just sort of followed my instincts. And I
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Speaker 5: walked up that really cool sort of swinging bridge that's
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Speaker 5: near the one hotel. Yes. You know what I'm talking about?
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Speaker 1: It used to swing.
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Speaker 2: They made it stationary.
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Speaker 5: Did they?
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Speaker 1: They spent like $ 12 to $ 17 million to make that
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Speaker 1: bridge not swing anymore.
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Speaker 2: Sounds like it was swinging last night.
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Speaker 1: It sounds like you were swinging. How much of that
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Speaker 1: joint did you hit?
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Speaker 2: Because that bridge is.
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Speaker 5: Dude, the reason I thought it still swung was because
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Speaker 5: there was a dog walking on it that was terrified. Oh, yeah?
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Speaker 5: It was like... It could tell something was wrong.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, the ground is swinging.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, whatever. Anyway, I walked up that, and then I
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Speaker 5: was in Brooklyn Heights. And Brooklyn Heights is the Halloween
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Speaker 5: population of the world, as far as I'm concerned. And
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Speaker 5: people go balls to the wall. Every stoop, dozens of
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Speaker 5: gourds and pumpkins of different colors. Big skeletons. Really cool
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Speaker 5: decorations on windows.
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Speaker 1: The cotton cobwebs pulled across all the tops of the bushes.
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Speaker 5: And it was great. And I was in a really
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Speaker 5: nice part of Brooklyn Heights. And then I saw in
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Speaker 5: a window of one of these beautiful brownstones a lamp.
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Speaker 5: that really caught my eye. You guys know how I
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Speaker 5: am with lighting, right? Of course. Of course. Was it
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Speaker 5: a leg?
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Speaker 2: Was it the Christmas story leg?
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Speaker 5: I don't know that story.
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Speaker 1: The Christmas story?
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Speaker 5: The movie. Of Jesus?
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Speaker 1: And he had a leg.
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Speaker 2: He has a lamp of a leg? One of the, yeah.
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Speaker 5: They gave him a leg for a pillow.
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Speaker 1: Look at it. Look at the lamp.
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Speaker 5: Oh.
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Speaker 2: He like wins it and then he brings it home
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Speaker 2: and sets it up in the living room and his
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Speaker 2: wife destroys it.
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Speaker 5: That's great.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Very good. No, it wasn't like that. That's haunting.
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Speaker 1: It's hilarious.
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Speaker 5: Yeah. Anyway, you know why it sucks? Well, it doesn't suck.
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Speaker 5: Every time you turn it off, you're technically looking up
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Speaker 5: her shirt.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 5: But anyway, I saw this really cool lamp, and I
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Speaker 5: was like, man, that's awesome. And I was kind of
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Speaker 5: looking at it a little bit stoned, and the woman
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Speaker 5: who lived in the home was on the phone in
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Speaker 5: her living room. Oh. She must have been probably maybe
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Speaker 5: in her 60s or something. And she saw me looking in,
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Speaker 5: and so I was like, all right, I don't want
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Speaker 5: to creep her out. But I was fascinated by the lamp.
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Speaker 1: Pull your dick away. Yeah.
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Speaker 5: It was the leg lamp. And so I sort of
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Speaker 5: started like walking away, but kind of casting looks over
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Speaker 5: my shoulder.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: And I couldn't stop looking at this lamp. Really, it
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Speaker 5: had this like swirly wooden pattern.
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Speaker 1: Could she tell that's what you were looking at?
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Speaker 5: No, she thought I was just looking. I'm just looking
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Speaker 5: into her home. And so she's looking at me. And
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Speaker 5: then I was like, maybe I should put her at ease.
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Speaker 5: So I stopped walking away and I went, hi. Oh, no.
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Speaker 1: As you were walking?
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Speaker 2: And it's nighttime at this point.
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Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah. Dusk had fallen. Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 2: That's not good.
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Speaker 5: Can't be doing that. And she's on the phone. She's
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Speaker 5: looking at me. And I was like, hi. Like that.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Like, I want to say something to you.
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Speaker 2: Oh, so you're bringing her outside now. You're signaling.
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Speaker 5: I thought maybe she would just open the window and
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Speaker 5: then I could be like, I love your lamp. But
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Speaker 5: that's not what happened. She walked out. To the door
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Speaker 5: of her stoop, which clearly is not the main entrance
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Speaker 5: to their home. I'm guessing that they enter through like
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Speaker 5: the garden down. And she, cause she had to move
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Speaker 5: a curtain and then unlock like three locks, opened the door.
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Speaker 5: And I was like, I was like, I have 10
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Speaker 5: seconds to put this woman at ease. I have 10.
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Speaker 5: I have to choose my words so carefully.
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Speaker 1: I love your lamp.
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Speaker 5: That's literally what I said. I was like, I'm so sorry.
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Speaker 5: I saw your lamp. I love it. I was just
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Speaker 5: curious if you could tell me where you got it.
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Speaker 2: And did she tell you?
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Speaker 5: She was like, oh, which one? And I was like,
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Speaker 5: the one that has this sort of swirly lampshade pattern.
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Speaker 5: And she goes, oh, come in. Come in. No. Swear
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Speaker 5: to God. Swear to God.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 5: What? And you reek of weed. Exactly. Oh, no.
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Speaker 1: Exactly.
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Speaker 5: Exactly.
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Speaker 1: Because then she starts to question whether you even really
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Speaker 1: like the lamp or are you just high as fuck.
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Speaker 2: She just brought a drug addict into her house.
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Speaker 5: The thing is, it had probably been half an hour
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Speaker 5: since I had smoked any of it. And I had
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Speaker 5: walked a long way. So I wasn't so much worried
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Speaker 5: about my breath. But, you know, your fingers smell. Yeah, yeah, definitely.
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Speaker 2: And then I felt like my pocket might have as well.
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Speaker 5: Reeked. But I was dressed okay.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: I wasn't in, like, sweat.
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Speaker 2: What exactly were you wearing?
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Speaker 1: Functioning drug addict?
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Speaker 5: I was wearing black camoly work trousers. I was wearing
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Speaker 5: these sneakers. I was wearing, like, a forest green fleece
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Speaker 5: over a t-shirt.
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Speaker 1: So you were given money.
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Speaker 5: They're put together.
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Speaker 1: Huh?
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Speaker 2: You were giving money.
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Speaker 5: Well, to a trained eye.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. But you're not like, she's not... She smells
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Speaker 2: the weed. She's not thinking she's in danger.
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Speaker 5: She doesn't know Japanese fashion as well as I do,
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Speaker 5: which is why I had to be extra eloquent. I
15:34
Speaker 5: cranked my articulateness to compensate for what I assumed was
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Speaker 5: her lack of knowledge of how expensive my clothes were.
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Speaker 2: No, I mean, now that I'm rethinking about it, you
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Speaker 2: must have been looking quite presented.
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Speaker 1: Like, who.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, look.
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Speaker 2: Who's inviting a stranger into their house?
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Speaker 5: I mean, it's me.
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Speaker 2: Yes, that's what I'm saying. You had to have looked presentable.
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Speaker 5: I mean, short of someone dressed as an EMT.
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Speaker 2: I didn't invite you into my house when you were
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Speaker 2: at my house.
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Speaker 1: Well, you're a misanthrope.
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Speaker 2: I came downstairs.
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Speaker 5: You're a misanthrope, though. You hate people. You don't want
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Speaker 5: me to see the darkness.
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Speaker 1: He's a recluse.
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Speaker 5: You don't want me to see the inside of the
16:11
Speaker 5: bear cave. Yeah. Who's there? Harry's Halloween decorations are inside.
16:17
Speaker 5: All that cobweb we talked about, his place is, and
16:20
Speaker 5: it's real.
16:21
Speaker 1: He's like, oh yeah, Halloween. Yeah. The cockroaches are fake.
16:25
Speaker 5: No, I leave mine up, actually. Why take it down?
16:28
Speaker 5: Some people do that with Christmas.
16:29
Speaker 2: That's really, that's how it felt this weekend.
16:31
Speaker 1: Just dark.
16:33
Speaker 5: Yeah.
16:33
Speaker 1: In a hole.
16:37
Speaker 5: We had complete opposite weekends.
16:39
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
16:39
Speaker 2: I wasn't getting invited to anyone. I thought I was
16:41
Speaker 2: going to get removed from my own apartment at some point.
16:44
Speaker 5: Yeah.
16:46
Speaker 1: An eviction.
16:49
Speaker 5: Well, I made a show of taking my shoes off
16:51
Speaker 5: as I was coming in to make sure she knew
16:54
Speaker 5: that I was... I was really trying to put her
16:56
Speaker 5: at ease. And in fact, as I was walking up
16:58
Speaker 5: the steps, I said, I said, I promise I'm a
17:02
Speaker 5: decent person. And she goes... Oh, that's okay. I've got
17:06
Speaker 5: my bodyguards downstairs. And I didn't know what that meant.
17:10
Speaker 5: I thought maybe she had dogs or whatever. Um, it
17:13
Speaker 5: turns out it was her daughter, her daughter's boyfriend and
17:16
Speaker 5: a dog, but they were all in there like late twenties.
17:20
Speaker 2: Oh, you're taking it.
17:21
Speaker 1: You could take all three of them.
17:22
Speaker 2: So did you have like dinner with them? Like, was
17:23
Speaker 2: it like a sit down, get something?
17:24
Speaker 5: Well, we walked into the living room and we sort of,
17:27
Speaker 5: she showed me the lamp. It was really cool. In fact,
17:30
Speaker 5: it was cooler than I had thought.
17:32
Speaker 2: What was it?
17:33
Speaker 1: I'm sure you got the name.
17:34
Speaker 5: She told me it was from, I think it was
17:36
Speaker 5: from Sweden. She couldn't remember the brand.
17:39
Speaker 2: She bought it in Japan.
17:40
Speaker 5: She gave me her card so that maybe we could
17:42
Speaker 5: correspond about it because she wasn't quite sure. She said
17:46
Speaker 5: it came in a flat box, which troubled her because
17:48
Speaker 5: then she had to assemble all the pieces herself. And
17:51
Speaker 5: if not for the dexterity and attention to detail of
17:56
Speaker 5: her daughter who ended up doing that, it was like
17:58
Speaker 5: a puzzle. Yeah. There's a lot of assembly required.
18:01
Speaker 2: You went and met the daughter, I'm assuming, after.
18:03
Speaker 5: Exactly. Because then she brought me downstairs. At this point,
18:08
Speaker 5: I was like, whoa, I could have robbed everything in here. No,
18:14
Speaker 5: but they were, I mean, I was really turning on
18:17
Speaker 5: the charm. And they had art everywhere. And a lot
18:20
Speaker 5: of it was like, some of it was art in progress.
18:25
Speaker 5: And so I was like, are you an artist? And
18:27
Speaker 5: she's like, my son is. I was like, oh, I
18:29
Speaker 5: love it.
18:30
Speaker 2: So did you meet her gay son?
18:32
Speaker 5: No. No. And I walked down the stairs.
18:35
Speaker 2: Was the gay son home?
18:36
Speaker 5: Why does it always have to be? There has to
18:38
Speaker 5: be a gay person in every story that you fucking hear.
18:42
Speaker 5: And then there was a gay guy. You're like Michael
18:46
Speaker 5: Scott in improv class when he has to have a
18:48
Speaker 5: gun in every scene.
18:50
Speaker 2: I'm just assuming. I'm just assuming the son is gay.
18:53
Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with that.
18:55
Speaker 5: No, of course not. Oh, now you've absolved yourself of
19:00
Speaker 5: your fixation.
19:00
Speaker 2: Not that there's anything wrong with it.
19:02
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with that. It's perfectly fine.
19:06
Speaker 5: Some of the best artists were straight, you know.
19:08
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
19:09
Speaker 5: In history.
19:10
Speaker 1: I can't name any, but I've heard.
19:14
Speaker 5: I have no idea the proclivities of Monet or Van
19:19
Speaker 5: Gogh or whatever.
19:19
Speaker 1: I can't imagine how low to the ground you got
19:23
Speaker 1: with that dog.
19:24
Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't do that. By this point, I was in,
19:27
Speaker 5: rolling around. By this point, I had established that I
19:31
Speaker 5: was not a threat, and we just had a lovely,
19:33
Speaker 5: friendly conversation. But they brought me downstairs because she wanted
19:37
Speaker 5: to introduce me to her daughter and her daughter's boyfriend.
19:40
Speaker 5: They were really charming and nice, and they were funny.
19:42
Speaker 5: They were like, we were wondering who that could be.
19:46
Speaker 1: Were they like really confused or no?
19:47
Speaker 5: No, they were laughing about it. The mom had a
19:50
Speaker 5: little bit of an accent. Eventually I asked her where
19:52
Speaker 5: she was from. She's from the Netherlands. Who are, in
19:55
Speaker 5: my experience, the definitive friendliest people on Earth. The Dutch
20:00
Speaker 5: are the friendliest people I've ever met.
20:03
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Heights is kind of like the main, it kind
20:06
Speaker 1: of is Maine. And Maine is kind of the Netherlands.
20:10
Speaker 5: True all all.
20:12
Speaker 1: The same yeah yeah people are i mean that house
20:15
Speaker 1: that you walked into was probably worth 16 million dollars
20:18
Speaker 1: or something yeah brooklyn.
20:20
Speaker 2: Heights brownstone with fucking a basement.
20:22
Speaker 1: That you can walk down to where people can hang
20:25
Speaker 1: out with their kids who are artists who also live
20:27
Speaker 1: there you've talked to one of the 10 most rich
20:30
Speaker 1: families in the united yeah.
20:31
Speaker 5: Definitely We didn't get into their net worth. I don't
20:35
Speaker 5: know whether the daughter lived there or not. They might
20:39
Speaker 5: have just been there for like a weekly standing dinner
20:41
Speaker 5: on Sundays. That was my assumption. I made a lot
20:44
Speaker 5: of lovely assumptions. They were the nicest people. And so
20:49
Speaker 5: we then were downstairs and we're talking. And then I
20:52
Speaker 5: noticed their coffee set up. They have a sick espresso
20:55
Speaker 5: set up.
20:55
Speaker 1: Of course.
20:56
Speaker 5: Started talking about that. And she was like, I don't
20:58
Speaker 5: make the coffee. I just drink it. And she pointed
21:00
Speaker 5: to the daughter's boyfriend and said he makes it, which
21:02
Speaker 5: does actually affirm your point that they probably do live there.
21:08
Speaker 5: So he and I went back and forth about like
21:10
Speaker 5: grind setting.
21:11
Speaker 2: You brought the La Marzocco? I mentioned that I had
21:13
Speaker 2: a La Marzocco. And then the mom was like, she
21:15
Speaker 2: said to the boyfriend. Oh, I meant like physically. Did
21:17
Speaker 2: you size him up? No, he was handsome. He could
21:20
Speaker 2: have taken me. If you ever hurt her, I will
21:22
Speaker 2: kill you. i know where you guys live now i
21:25
Speaker 2: know the door codes i don't ever lay a fucking
21:27
Speaker 2: finger on her i will snap your neck in half.
21:29
Speaker 5: You break her heart i'll break your neck is that
21:33
Speaker 5: from fasting so what if it is a lot of
21:40
Speaker 5: sensible things were said in that movie all 12 of
21:43
Speaker 5: them um So then I started to go back upstairs
21:49
Speaker 5: and as we were going back up, I had said goodnight.
21:51
Speaker 5: And she was like, so where are you from? And
21:53
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm from Maine. And she starts walking
21:56
Speaker 5: us back down the stairs again. And she was like,
21:58
Speaker 5: his family has a house in Maine. I'm like, okay,
22:01
Speaker 5: where in Maine? And he's like, Alfred, Maine. I was like,
22:04
Speaker 5: I've never heard of it. Now I'm worried that they
22:07
Speaker 5: think I'm lying. That I'm from Maine.
22:09
Speaker 2: Because you didn't know Alfred, Maine.
22:11
Speaker 5: There's so many places in Maine I've never even fucking
22:13
Speaker 5: heard of. Yeah, there is. Because everyone who lives in
22:16
Speaker 5: New York City and has a home in Maine, they
22:17
Speaker 5: don't have them in the places that people from Maine live.
22:20
Speaker 2: Well, it's also a massive state.
22:21
Speaker 5: It is. They all go to small wilderness lakes in
22:27
Speaker 5: the center of the state. Is my experience.
22:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, close to New York, shit like that. Well, it's
22:33
Speaker 2: just not where, it's never where I went when I
22:35
Speaker 2: was a kid. I kind of stayed relatively in the
22:38
Speaker 2: populated area near Portland. Anyway, so then we said goodnight again.
22:44
Speaker 2: She gave me her card and it was great.
22:46
Speaker 1: How long were you in.
22:50
Speaker 5: There? 30 to 40 minutes.
22:52
Speaker 1: Oh my God.
22:53
Speaker 2: Did you drink anything or eat anything?
22:55
Speaker 5: No. And I was getting thirsty.
22:58
Speaker 2: Was it offered?
22:58
Speaker 5: From the cotton mouth. Yeah, yeah. And I was worried
23:01
Speaker 5: they knew. She gave me a hug at the end
23:03
Speaker 5: and I was like, if she didn't know until now,
23:06
Speaker 5: she knows now.
23:07
Speaker 1: She starts sniffing you and you're worried she's going to
23:09
Speaker 1: tell about the weed.
23:10
Speaker 5: I was mildly high. I don't think my eyes were bloodshot.
23:13
Speaker 5: I was pleasantly. It was not an infused joint.
23:16
Speaker 1: She sniffs you, thinks it's weed, pulls back and she's like,
23:20
Speaker 1: is that the X in the helo?
23:23
Speaker 5: Is that a Harrods exclusive? So then I walked out
23:28
Speaker 5: and I remember walking out and walking. I felt incredibly
23:33
Speaker 5: uplifted and invigorated. And I was like, golly, what a
23:37
Speaker 5: wonderful human interaction. That doesn't happen every day. Just got
23:41
Speaker 5: invited into someone's home because I was staring into it. Yeah.
23:46
Speaker 5: In New York city had a very pleasant exchange. And, um,
23:51
Speaker 5: I was so happy that I had left my, somehow
23:54
Speaker 5: I felt like having left my phone at home was
23:57
Speaker 5: part of the reason that all of this happened the
23:59
Speaker 5: way that it did. Mm. I was just so open-minded.
24:02
Speaker 5: I wasn't distracted. I didn't know what time it was.
24:05
Speaker 5: I wasn't like, I wonder what the score of the
24:06
Speaker 5: fucking Rams game is.
24:09
Speaker 2: I mean, that game was a nightmare. The late game sucked,
24:13
Speaker 2: but yeah.
24:13
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't miss anything.
24:14
Speaker 2: But that was still, he was still, he's in the
24:16
Speaker 2: four o'clock slate that he's doing this walk. Oh yeah,
24:18
Speaker 2: it's true.
24:18
Speaker 5: That's exactly right, Ron.
24:19
Speaker 1: It was the four o'clock slate.
24:21
Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh, so I was watching the Lions. Lions Packers
24:24
Speaker 5: was the game I was watching.
24:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, football yesterday was pretty shit, to be honest.
24:27
Speaker 5: You didn't miss anything. Giants game was fucking awesome.
24:30
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Giants are sick. Oh, wait, is that Falcons? No,
24:34
Speaker 1: the Texans. Texans.
24:36
Speaker 2: That was a great game.
24:37
Speaker 1: That was a great game.
24:37
Speaker 5: Overtime.
24:38
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a fun one.
24:39
Speaker 5: Scataboo. Over 100 yards rushing.
24:41
Speaker 2: The running backs going together and hugging each other.
24:43
Speaker 5: Singletary.
24:44
Speaker 2: Someone had to step up. I mean, coach was saying
24:46
Speaker 2: we need a running back to step up, start making.
24:48
Speaker 5: The big plays. Our ball ends up on the ground
24:50
Speaker 5: in celebration. Oh, my God. You can't teach that type
24:52
Speaker 5: of enthusiasm.
24:53
Speaker 1: And see, you picked all that up and you didn't
24:55
Speaker 1: even need to be there for the full game to
24:57
Speaker 1: or I guess that was the first.
24:58
Speaker 5: I did watch the entirety of the Giants game.
25:01
Speaker 2: And you were able to live a dual life.
25:03
Speaker 5: I really did. I disconnected, had human interaction with learned
25:08
Speaker 5: erudite people and then walked home. And, uh, just really
25:14
Speaker 5: felt good. And it was like, man, I got to
25:16
Speaker 5: get off my phone more. I got to like leave
25:18
Speaker 5: it fully distance and disconnect.
25:21
Speaker 2: The phone is poison.
25:22
Speaker 1: Yeah.
25:23
Speaker 2: Purely poison.
25:24
Speaker 1: Are you worried that next time you kind of make
25:26
Speaker 1: a volley into some wealthy Brooklynites home that it won't
25:31
Speaker 1: be as, uh, you know, acceptingly taken as this one
25:35
Speaker 1: was like, this is probably gave you a lot of
25:37
Speaker 1: confidence to be like, I'm going to fucking talk to everybody.
25:39
Speaker 5: Yeah.
25:39
Speaker 2: I mean, at this point, knocking on windows, like in
25:42
Speaker 2: the middle of the night.
25:44
Speaker 5: I'm on a go every Sunday. I'm going to be,
25:47
Speaker 5: it's a new home.
25:48
Speaker 2: You should just start going back to that person's house
25:50
Speaker 2: every Sunday. Well, that's, there was another lamp inside that
25:53
Speaker 2: I was curious about.
25:55
Speaker 5: Now I have her email. I can, I can, I
25:57
Speaker 5: want to, I want to have dinner with them. Yeah.
25:59
Speaker 5: I want to have dinner with the whole family.
26:01
Speaker 1: You should cook.
26:03
Speaker 2: They should cook for me. They're better at cooking. This
26:05
Speaker 2: isn't going to end well. I'm worried about how this ends.
26:08
Speaker 5: What do you think is going to happen?
26:09
Speaker 2: Someone's dying for sure. But you don't know which way
26:13
Speaker 2: it's going to go yet.
26:13
Speaker 5: It's either you or one of them. Of course, that
26:15
Speaker 5: would be your take. Better to be just inside, locked
26:18
Speaker 5: in where it's safe. Oh, yeah. Why put yourself out there?
26:22
Speaker 2: I'm so safe inside.
26:23
Speaker 5: I was very taken with her. This woman had so
26:25
Speaker 5: much confidence. It was very comforting. Weird.
26:28
Speaker 1: Was she beautiful?
26:30
Speaker 5: Yes. Elegant.
26:31
Speaker 1: Stunning.
26:32
Speaker 5: She was like 65, 70. Stunning. Stunning. Beautiful.
26:35
Speaker 1: For her age, stunning.
26:37
Speaker 5: Everything about her was warm and loving and smart.
26:41
Speaker 1: Did she wear a sweater?
26:42
Speaker 5: I don't know. I can't remember.
26:45
Speaker 1: Oh, you were fried.
26:49
Speaker 5: She was fantastic.
26:51
Speaker 2: They had the swinging staircase.
26:52
Speaker 1: The move was.
26:54
Speaker 5: The whole evening was great. You know... And I remember thinking, like,
27:01
Speaker 5: I'm going to tell this story to the boys tomorrow.
27:03
Speaker 5: And I wonder what they'll make of it.
27:06
Speaker 2: I mean, it sounds like a great evening. I have
27:08
Speaker 2: no I have no problems with it.
27:09
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is.
27:11
Speaker 2: It is funny, though.
27:12
Speaker 1: I'm such an overthinker that I would like sometimes I'll
27:14
Speaker 1: like see myself out of situations where maybe I had
27:18
Speaker 1: a little bit more slack. And, you know, it seemed
27:21
Speaker 1: like you were like, oh, let me let me let
27:22
Speaker 1: me explore this. Let me like have this conversation. i'll
27:26
Speaker 1: even do that with my friends i'll be like okay
27:27
Speaker 1: let me get out of here they're probably fucking tired.
27:29
Speaker 5: Well it's better to leave when you're still on a
27:33
Speaker 5: in a good spot you know better to leave the
27:36
Speaker 5: party early when people are like vibing with you so.
27:39
Speaker 1: You stayed at a stranger's house for 45.
27:41
Speaker 5: Minutes yeah that was the right amount of time yeah
27:44
Speaker 5: i didn't want to disrupt their evening.
27:46
Speaker 1: They should have invited you to.
27:48
Speaker 5: Dinner no i think they had already eaten or maybe
27:51
Speaker 5: i don't know whatever.
27:52
Speaker 2: Did it smell like anything was in the stove in
27:54
Speaker 2: the oven.
27:56
Speaker 5: No, I didn't. I didn't sense that. They were so nice.
28:01
Speaker 5: And I'm sure they'll hear this because I've given enough details. Everyone,
28:06
Speaker 5: anytime I talk about anybody in the podcast, it gets
28:09
Speaker 5: back to them.
28:10
Speaker 2: I would be very interested if it got back to them.
28:13
Speaker 2: I want to hear the story from their side.
28:14
Speaker 1: From their point of view.
28:16
Speaker 5: We might have.
28:18
Speaker 1: To have the lady on the podcast.
28:19
Speaker 2: She's unlocking the door with like a revolver.
28:21
Speaker 5: Hello?
28:22
Speaker 1: Hello? Whatever you want. Yeah, the lamp. Drug addled.
28:30
Speaker 5: Ginger forced his way in.
28:36
Speaker 1: Where did the daughter's boyfriend go to school?
28:39
Speaker 5: I don't know. I didn't ask that.
28:42
Speaker 2: I'm thinking Penn.
28:43
Speaker 1: I'm thinking Wharton.
28:44
Speaker 5: I could see it.
28:44
Speaker 1: I'm thinking he's a business guy. Maybe he's Dartmouth. I
28:49
Speaker 1: don't know.
28:49
Speaker 5: He seemed really smart.
28:51
Speaker 2: Dutch.
28:52
Speaker 5: Yeah. There is always one person who ends up running
28:55
Speaker 5: the entire football operation. He knows how many people are
28:59
Speaker 5: coming in. He knows where the food is. He knows
29:02
Speaker 5: who forgot the drinks. He has, against his will, become
29:07
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29:13
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29:16
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29:21
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29:24
Speaker 5: pick up the drinks, get whatever else everyone somehow forgot,
29:29
Speaker 5: and then you get back to the house, where the
29:32
Speaker 5: friend of the friend who has contributed nothing is explaining
29:37
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29:40
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30:13
Speaker 5: You should go to Amsterdam. You'd love it.
30:15
Speaker 2: I would definitely go to Amsterdam. That's a place you
30:17
Speaker 2: would like to explore.
30:18
Speaker 5: I would love to. Have you been?
30:19
Speaker 1: I've never been.
30:20
Speaker 5: It's great. Big fan.
30:21
Speaker 1: Barry would like it for the weed in the red
30:23
Speaker 1: light district. Obviously, I'd like it for the architecture in
30:26
Speaker 1: the house.
30:27
Speaker 5: Yeah.
30:29
Speaker 2: I definitely would not.
30:30
Speaker 5: What?
30:30
Speaker 2: I'm not a prostitute, man.
30:32
Speaker 1: Oh.
30:32
Speaker 2: Not really my cup of tea, but.
30:34
Speaker 5: Why?
30:35
Speaker 2: It's not really my thing.
30:37
Speaker 1: Never really been into it. How do you know, bro?
30:43
Speaker 2: Not really into the whole human trafficking vibe.
30:46
Speaker 1: I wonder if their prostitutes are human trafficked in the Netherlands.
30:50
Speaker 2: They definitely are. Are all prostitutes human trafficked? I would
30:53
Speaker 2: say like 80% of them. Really?
30:55
Speaker 5: Yeah. No idea the answer to that.
30:59
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think there's going to be like
31:00
Speaker 2: a straight up stat for it. No, not all people
31:05
Speaker 2: in prostitution are human trafficked.
31:06
Speaker 5: I would bet that if there is a place where
31:10
Speaker 5: the prostitution is more voluntary, if you could say. the
31:16
Speaker 5: Netherlands would be a place where there's more protection and
31:21
Speaker 5: more kind of like.
31:22
Speaker 2: It's the most ethical place to bang a hooker.
31:26
Speaker 5: Right? I just, I don't know. I mean, I bet
31:28
Speaker 5: they have like healthcare plans at their brothels. You know
31:32
Speaker 5: what I mean?
31:32
Speaker 1: Free daycare.
31:33
Speaker 5: I think that's like, yeah.
31:34
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, yeah.
31:35
Speaker 5: There's a daycare in the ball pit in the back.
31:38
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're probably right. It's probably a little bit more
31:42
Speaker 2: clean than like Vegas.
31:45
Speaker 1: I don't know.
31:45
Speaker 5: Who knows?
31:46
Speaker 2: Pretty dark. Not my thing.
31:50
Speaker 1: I guess I brought it up. Not really my cup
31:52
Speaker 1: of tea.
31:52
Speaker 2: I did just watch that. Did you guys see that
31:54
Speaker 2: Hulu show, Furious?
31:56
Speaker 1: No.
31:57
Speaker 2: It's kind of like a play on the Epstein stuff.
31:59
Speaker 2: It's pretty good. It was actually like a banger of
32:01
Speaker 2: a show.
32:02
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah.
32:04
Speaker 2: It's that lady from Shameless.
32:06
Speaker 1: Is that the girlfriend from H3? Is that the sidekick
32:09
Speaker 1: from the H3?
32:10
Speaker 2: It does look like her, right? yeah the h3 shit
32:14
Speaker 2: really fucked up my whole weekend to be honest what's
32:17
Speaker 2: that you gotta tell francis you gotta break down in
32:20
Speaker 2: detail well there's like this dude ethan klein who's like
32:22
Speaker 2: an old podcast or he's like a podcaster he's like
32:25
Speaker 2: one of the like original like youtube guys like was
32:28
Speaker 2: going big on youtube but i i stayed up really
32:30
Speaker 2: late on friday night playing the new call of duty
32:35
Speaker 2: very fun.
32:36
Speaker 1: Um been just grinding.
32:39
Speaker 2: It all weekend and i played until like 4 a.m
32:42
Speaker 2: on friday and then i woke up at like 7
32:47
Speaker 2: 30 and i opened my phone to check the time
32:50
Speaker 2: hit with just a flash grenade of the h3 podcast
32:54
Speaker 2: just getting destroyed and i couldn't fall back asleep i
32:56
Speaker 2: was just reading all of it yeah it's so dark
32:59
Speaker 2: thank you for explaining it to me well that wasn't
33:01
Speaker 2: the explanation that was my explanation of how i found.
33:04
Speaker 5: Out I don't know.
33:05
Speaker 2: I mean, the guy he's been, they've been dating or
33:08
Speaker 2: they've been married forever. And he like, I guess cheated
33:11
Speaker 2: on his.
33:11
Speaker 1: Wife to his podcast cohost. And he cheated with the
33:15
Speaker 1: third chair.
33:16
Speaker 2: Not even, not even the third chair.
33:18
Speaker 1: Oh no.
33:18
Speaker 2: Not even like, it was like a producer who would
33:21
Speaker 2: sometimes talk.
33:22
Speaker 1: A producer who would sometimes talk. Who was she?
33:24
Speaker 2: I think she was like the sixth chair.
33:26
Speaker 1: She was six chair. He cheated with the sixth chair.
33:28
Speaker 2: She was a fan of the podcast.
33:29
Speaker 5: She was a stool.
33:30
Speaker 2: She was a stool.
33:31
Speaker 5: She sat on a stool.
33:32
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's good. Yeah. But, uh, I've known of this
33:36
Speaker 1: guy for a long time.
33:37
Speaker 2: Well, I would say probably over half of my life.
33:40
Speaker 1: And also I don't genuinely, I, I cannot figure out why, uh,
33:46
Speaker 1: what his, who his audience is.
33:48
Speaker 2: It's gotta be just fucking lunatics.
33:51
Speaker 1: It just is one of those things where you realize
33:53
Speaker 1: there's a whole world out there. Like he's so famous
33:56
Speaker 1: and there's a billion podcast clips of him alluding to
34:00
Speaker 1: this affair before it happened. Like him, like kind of,
34:03
Speaker 1: hiding in plain sight yeah and you're wondering like who
34:06
Speaker 1: how are there this many clips for this long of
34:08
Speaker 1: him being this famous when it's not like really like
34:11
Speaker 1: a funny show like i guess i.
34:13
Speaker 2: Think it used to be a funny show like because
34:16
Speaker 2: when he started he did like comedy sketches and videos
34:19
Speaker 2: and stuff and then he started doing remember he started
34:24
Speaker 2: doing it with trisha.
34:24
Speaker 1: Paytas yeah he had a long standing thing with trisha paytas.
34:28
Speaker 2: Is he american uh yes but his wife is israeli Bro,
34:35
Speaker 2: I don't understand how I've never seen this guy.
34:38
Speaker 5: I don't understand it.
34:39
Speaker 1: And he's more famous than you could ever imagine.
34:42
Speaker 5: That's my point.
34:42
Speaker 2: He was really good friends with Post Malone when he
34:46
Speaker 2: was getting famous.
34:50
Speaker 5: I watch a lot of dumb shit.
34:53
Speaker 2: Shit pops up.
34:54
Speaker 5: I don't know how I haven't been fed this guy
34:56
Speaker 5: one time.
34:57
Speaker 1: Exactly.
34:57
Speaker 2: I think realistically it's because I don't think he's ever
34:59
Speaker 2: done anything with anyone that you're a fan of.
35:02
Speaker 5: Okay.
35:03
Speaker 2: Or consume any of their content. It's very, very like internet.
35:06
Speaker 5: Online.
35:07
Speaker 1: He's like online 1.0.
35:08
Speaker 2: Like him and Hassan go back and forth constantly.
35:11
Speaker 5: Hassan Minaj?
35:12
Speaker 2: Hassan Piker.
35:14
Speaker 5: Who's that?
35:15
Speaker 2: You know who Hassan is.
35:16
Speaker 5: I must.
35:17
Speaker 2: Hassan's like a political like Twitch streamer, this guy.
35:21
Speaker 1: Have you seen that guy before?
35:23
Speaker 5: I'm sure I have.
35:25
Speaker 1: They like talk, Trump talks about him constantly. Netanyahu talks
35:29
Speaker 1: about him. Yeah, yeah.
35:29
Speaker 5: Okay.
35:30
Speaker 1: Okay. They hate him.
35:31
Speaker 2: They're probably going to kill him, really. Kushner's probably going
35:34
Speaker 2: to get his hands on him any day now.
35:38
Speaker 1: Yeah.
35:38
Speaker 2: Maybe those ladies know Kushner.
35:40
Speaker 5: Is he on the left or the right?
35:42
Speaker 2: Or those people at the house that you went to?
35:44
Speaker 1: He's squarely on the left.
35:45
Speaker 2: You know, the Dutch busted Kushner.
35:48
Speaker 5: Yeah.
35:48
Speaker 2: Honestly, that's probably what they were celebrating.
35:50
Speaker 1: I know, yeah.
35:50
Speaker 2: Come on in.
35:51
Speaker 1: We just uncovered some great news.
35:55
Speaker 5: All right, so tell me the other big thing, or
35:57
Speaker 5: is there more to that?
35:58
Speaker 1: There's nothing more to that. It's just like.
36:00
Speaker 2: Just some hot tea.
36:01
Speaker 1: You're just being fed this entire weekend, this guy's clips.
36:04
Speaker 1: And it's just like, what does he do? What is
36:07
Speaker 1: he funny? What is his audience? There's 85 people on
36:11
Speaker 1: the show.
36:12
Speaker 2: It's like.
36:12
Speaker 1: He's changed his.
36:14
Speaker 2: YouTube Pat McAfee. Yeah, yeah. But he's changed the show
36:18
Speaker 2: so many times.
36:19
Speaker 1: Like it used to be.
36:20
Speaker 2: It used to be like literally just a comedy podcast
36:23
Speaker 2: like this. Like it was like just jokes. And then
36:26
Speaker 2: it was like... And he was doing like sketches and
36:28
Speaker 2: YouTube videos. And then it was like... Then they made
36:30
Speaker 2: the Cardinal Sin... A TikTok drama.
36:32
Speaker 1: They invited girls on.
36:33
Speaker 2: They had Trisha Paytas on. And then she decided that
36:36
Speaker 2: she hated him. So then she moved on. And then
36:38
Speaker 2: it became like a political type... Like kind of like
36:41
Speaker 2: commentary show. Where they're like super pro-Israel.
36:46
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's... I think that... I guess that's just the progression...
36:49
Speaker 1: The progression timeline of it.
36:50
Speaker 5: But.
36:51
Speaker 1: Yeah. It... It was... It was... jarring news that they're
36:56
Speaker 1: just that there's so many clips of these people just
36:58
Speaker 1: being unfunny as.
36:59
Speaker 2: You could ever imagine worst as just like like really
37:03
Speaker 2: really unfunny and i watched every single clip and every
37:09
Speaker 2: clip is worse than the last one yeah they're bad and.
37:13
Speaker 5: Are they trying to be funny oh yeah so are
37:15
Speaker 5: they a comedy.
37:16
Speaker 2: These are these are freaks they're freaks okay like they're
37:19
Speaker 2: like actual like Freaks. Like freaks.
37:22
Speaker 1: Are they California freaks? Is that what it is? I
37:23
Speaker 1: don't know where they're at. Is it California?
37:25
Speaker 2: I think they're in like Indiana or some shit.
37:27
Speaker 1: In a bunker? Yeah. I feel like Trisha Payton strikes
37:30
Speaker 1: me as a very California person.
37:32
Speaker 2: They're definitely in Cali.
37:33
Speaker 1: Can you see where these motherfuckers are? It has to
37:36
Speaker 1: be some Cali shit. It's truly fascinating. And then, yeah,
37:40
Speaker 1: as we were starting, we were talking about Big Kush.
37:43
Speaker 5: Big Kush.
37:43
Speaker 1: Big Kush.
37:44
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, they're in Bel Air. Nine million dollar mansion.
37:48
Speaker 1: In bel-air good god so this could be just part
37:53
Speaker 1: of the programming schedule totally you got a nine million
37:57
Speaker 1: dollar mansion this might just be like totally but she's
38:00
Speaker 1: an 11 twist his wife left yeah then.
38:02
Speaker 2: Fucking posted an instagram saying that she's gone.
38:05
Speaker 1: Michael scott leave the office too this is just what
38:08
Speaker 1: the writers thought would be the best for.
38:10
Speaker 2: The storyline and then yeah the kushner stuff I mean, Kushner,
38:14
Speaker 2: you're going to hear more about that.
38:15
Speaker 5: Well, now I'll go look that up.
38:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I mean, they pretty much just
38:20
Speaker 2: found out that he has like, he had like billions
38:22
Speaker 2: of dollars in like hidden bank accounts that was tied
38:26
Speaker 2: to some troubling stuff.
38:28
Speaker 1: And then his brother bought the Lakers. And his brother
38:31
Speaker 1: bought the Lakers.
38:31
Speaker 5: Okay.
38:32
Speaker 2: And he has a private equity firm.
38:34
Speaker 5: Well, I knew that. Did we not know that?
38:36
Speaker 2: No, we knew that. I just figured, you know, get
38:38
Speaker 2: it out there again. High up in politics, private equity
38:42
Speaker 2: firm usually doesn't go well together.
38:44
Speaker 1: We got to open a private equity firm.
38:46
Speaker 2: I'm going to start one, I think, this weekend.
38:48
Speaker 1: How hard is it?
38:49
Speaker 5: Yeah.
38:52
Speaker 2: How hard is it to make a private equity firm?
38:54
Speaker 2: I'm vibe coding one tonight. Francis, plug us in with someone.
38:58
Speaker 5: You know, you just have to raise the money. That's
39:01
Speaker 5: the hard part.
39:01
Speaker 2: But how does that work? You got to get in
39:04
Speaker 2: touch with the Saudis. You get people to put in
39:07
Speaker 2: money to a big fund and then start buying companies.
39:11
Speaker 5: That was the plan when we started Bush.
39:13
Speaker 2: When we started Bush, I assumed at this point right
39:16
Speaker 2: now I would be worth like $ 300 million when I
39:19
Speaker 2: started Bush.
39:20
Speaker 5: A year ago.
39:20
Speaker 2: Because I thought the Saudis were just going to jump
39:22
Speaker 2: on it. And then they became our enemies, which did
39:25
Speaker 2: not work at all. Yeah, what happened? How are we
39:28
Speaker 2: gonna get the money when we hate the saudis.
39:30
Speaker 1: They became your team's enemies or our team specifically yeah
39:33
Speaker 1: what the fuck because they're like the best team the
39:36
Speaker 1: saudis are in challengers yeah yeah but maybe that's just
39:40
Speaker 1: the programming and it's like how the mighty ducks eventually
39:43
Speaker 1: got some of the dudes from.
39:44
Speaker 2: That like from the saudis a lot of people don't
39:50
Speaker 2: know that the mighty ducks were a fully saudi funded.
39:52
Speaker 1: Abdul ah icebox.
39:56
Speaker 2: Abdul ah duck.
40:00
Speaker 1: Was keenan thompson in the mighty ducks yeah.
40:03
Speaker 5: The third one was he Either the second or the third,
40:06
Speaker 5: he does the knuckle puck.
40:08
Speaker 1: Really? Mm-hmm. He's a player?
40:10
Speaker 5: Yeah.
40:11
Speaker 2: Oh, my God. A player.
40:14
Speaker 5: I did not.
40:15
Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
40:15
Speaker 1: There he is. That is funny.
40:18
Speaker 2: So he created the knuckle puck?
40:19
Speaker 5: Yeah.
40:20
Speaker 1: That's funny that they had the black kid have to
40:22
Speaker 1: have a special move.
40:23
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, yeah.
40:24
Speaker 1: It's like a crossover.
40:24
Speaker 2: He can't just be good at the game.
40:26
Speaker 5: Yeah.
40:27
Speaker 2: No, but you do something different, of course.
40:30
Speaker 1: You put a little pizzazz to it. Yeah.
40:33
Speaker 2: Oh, you do the knuckle puck.
40:34
Speaker 5: Yeah.
40:36
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure.
40:36
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess.
40:41
Speaker 2: I guess I could do that.
40:41
Speaker 5: I don't know. Yeah, he learned it from his single mother.
40:43
Speaker 2: Or I could just play the game.
40:47
Speaker 5: Yeah. She would be carrying the groceries home, stumble upon
40:51
Speaker 5: a rock, and it would knuckle.
40:52
Speaker 2: I thought it was just going to be like, we
40:54
Speaker 2: would all play together.
40:55
Speaker 5: No.
40:57
Speaker 2: There needs to be a tragedy. No, you're going to
41:04
Speaker 2: have some sort of origin story. You've got to make
41:11
Speaker 2: it out. You had to fight to get here.
41:13
Speaker 5: You see, Keenan, how many black NHL players are there?
41:16
Speaker 5: You're going to need something.
41:19
Speaker 1: I don't think he was the only one on the team.
41:21
Speaker 1: There was another kind of light-skinned kid on the team
41:23
Speaker 1: as well.
41:24
Speaker 2: Do you remember that?
41:25
Speaker 5: No, I don't at all.
41:26
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I saw the third one.
41:28
Speaker 2: I think I just saw it. I mean, I've seen
41:29
Speaker 2: the first one a thousand times.
41:31
Speaker 1: Can you pull up the whole Mighty Ducks roster? I'm
41:33
Speaker 1: pretty sure there was a light-skinned kid early on.
41:35
Speaker 2: Should be on ESPN. Pull up that roster.
41:40
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
41:44
Speaker 2: They had a deep bench.
41:45
Speaker 1: There was a light-skinned kid. Trust me. It was either
41:48
Speaker 1: that or Big Green. Do you ever watch The Big Green?
41:52
Speaker 5: Loved that movie.
41:53
Speaker 1: That movie was fucking sick.
41:54
Speaker 5: So good.
41:55
Speaker 1: I've never even heard of it. That never gets its
41:57
Speaker 1: just due. It was the soccer version of The Mighty Ducks. Oh, really?
42:00
Speaker 5: Yeah, the redheaded kid from the sandlot was the goalie.
42:04
Speaker 5: Like anything, they somehow came into contact with a Brazilian kid.
42:11
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, of course.
42:12
Speaker 5: A couple of Brazilian kids who then turned the game. Yeah, yeah.
42:15
Speaker 2: It's like the exact that's like kicking and screaming to
42:17
Speaker 2: a tee.
42:18
Speaker 5: Yeah.
42:19
Speaker 1: This light-skinned brother.
42:20
Speaker 2: Oh, hell yeah.
42:21
Speaker 5: Oh, good memory, Roan.
42:22
Speaker 2: And he changed the game.
42:24
Speaker 1: Well, he was just the original. He was on the
42:25
Speaker 1: original squad. And then they were like, one African-American does
42:32
Speaker 1: not equal diversity. And they sat down and got their
42:36
Speaker 1: asses talking to put another black guy on the team.
42:38
Speaker 5: Yeah.
42:39
Speaker 2: It's just like not that realistic, though. Like hockey is
42:41
Speaker 2: just such a not diverse sport. It's just all white dudes. Yeah,
42:46
Speaker 2: they were definitely trying to hip hopify it.
42:48
Speaker 5: Yeah.
42:49
Speaker 2: Like we're in L.A. and we play street hockey.
42:51
Speaker 5: Yeah.
42:51
Speaker 2: Yeah. Street hockey, by the way, have you ever played
42:54
Speaker 2: street hockey?
42:54
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
42:55
Speaker 2: It's not fun. It's actually like more of a just
42:58
Speaker 2: like an injury risk than anything I've always felt.
43:01
Speaker 1: Yeah.
43:02
Speaker 2: I got hit in the head playing street hockey when
43:04
Speaker 2: I was a kid. It was like with a by
43:06
Speaker 2: a slap shot to the face. And it wasn't the
43:08
Speaker 2: puck that hit me. It was the stick. And I
43:11
Speaker 2: had like an egg on the front of my head.
43:14
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Like the fucking Kim Jong-un's brother.
43:17
Speaker 2: It was literally like this big just off the front
43:20
Speaker 2: of my forehead for like a year.
43:22
Speaker 5: Oh my God.
43:23
Speaker 1: It lasted so long. From a stick? From a stick
43:26
Speaker 1: straight to the face. You cried? No, hell no.
43:29
Speaker 5: What?
43:29
Speaker 2: I never cried growing up.
43:33
Speaker 1: I know you cried at the most fucking random shit.
43:35
Speaker 2: No, I really didn't. I was a tough, tough kid.
43:40
Speaker 2: I mean, look, you guys probably cried a lot. I
43:42
Speaker 2: didn't cry at all. I broke my arm.
43:44
Speaker 5: I didn't cry.
43:45
Speaker 1: I would cry at the big ideas that I understood
43:49
Speaker 1: because I was such a deep thinker.
43:51
Speaker 2: Oh, you would cry just thinking. You would cry at
43:52
Speaker 2: your thoughts. I would cry at the concept of forever.
43:54
Speaker 1: Damn. That's really deep.
43:57
Speaker 2: That's pretty heavy for a kid to be going through.
44:00
Speaker 5: I cried a lot thinking about my parents dying someday. Damn.
44:07
Speaker 5: That always upset me at night. Ooh.
44:10
Speaker 1: You were ahead of your time.
44:11
Speaker 5: When I was a young kid, I used to think
44:13
Speaker 5: about that. That's tough.
44:16
Speaker 1: Yeah, brutal to find out about that. I'm just not
44:18
Speaker 1: going to tell my kids about that.
44:19
Speaker 2: I was mostly just like chilling and having a blast.
44:24
Speaker 2: Watching the big green.
44:25
Speaker 5: Must be nice.
44:26
Speaker 2: Oh, Mighty Ducks again? Sure, why not?
44:28
Speaker 5: My childhood was fraught with existentialism.
44:31
Speaker 1: You should have just put on Like Mike and fucking
44:35
Speaker 1: vibed out.
44:35
Speaker 5: Yeah.
44:36
Speaker 2: Should have put on The Sandlot. I had an incredible childhood.
44:39
Speaker 2: Just great times.
44:41
Speaker 1: Did you ever watch, what was the Keanu Reeves baseball movie? No, never.
44:45
Speaker 5: Where he rescues the inner city team or something like that?
44:47
Speaker 1: I fucking loved that movie, Hardball.
44:50
Speaker 2: Oh, no, I never even heard of that one.
44:51
Speaker 5: What?
44:52
Speaker 2: Bro, you've never seen Hardball? Have you ever seen Field
44:55
Speaker 2: of Dreams?
44:56
Speaker 1: No.
44:57
Speaker 2: Really?
44:58
Speaker 1: No, I haven't.
45:00
Speaker 5: Hardball's that great movie where he comes in and tells
45:03
Speaker 5: all the black kids, like, hey, listen, you guys are
45:06
Speaker 5: trying to hit home runs. All I want are walks.
45:09
Speaker 1: Oh.
45:09
Speaker 5: Get on base.
45:10
Speaker 1: Love that.
45:10
Speaker 5: This is my fat assistant.
45:12
Speaker 2: We're going to replace G-Baby in the aggregate.
45:14
Speaker 1: I love that.
45:15
Speaker 5: And from this point forward, all I care about is
45:18
Speaker 5: that you get on base. Yeah.
45:20
Speaker 2: It's a new strategy.
45:21
Speaker 5: Yeah.
45:21
Speaker 1: It was Michael B. Jordan's first movie, I think, or
45:23
Speaker 1: one of his first movies.
45:25
Speaker 2: What do you think about Michael B.
45:26
Speaker 5: Jordan?
45:26
Speaker 2: You think he's a good actor?
45:28
Speaker 5: Yeah.
45:29
Speaker 2: Do you really think he's.
45:29
Speaker 1: A good actor, though?
45:30
Speaker 5: Have you seen Fruitvale Station?
45:32
Speaker 1: Yes, I have.
45:33
Speaker 5: That's a good one. Twice. That's where you're like, okay,
45:35
Speaker 5: he's a good actor. Also, The Wire.
45:37
Speaker 2: I've never seen The Wire.
45:39
Speaker 5: He's amazing in The Wire.
45:40
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
45:40
Speaker 2: Maybe I got to see that. Because I'll be honest,
45:42
Speaker 2: I don't think he's a great actor. And I actually
45:43
Speaker 2: don't even think he's a great actor in Fruitvale Station.
45:46
Speaker 5: Oh.
45:46
Speaker 2: I think he's just like a good looking guy.
45:49
Speaker 1: And his name's Michael Jordan.
45:50
Speaker 2: Like kind of reminds me of Glenn Powell. Glenn Powell,
45:53
Speaker 2: you're like, this guy actually sucks and I hate him.
45:56
Speaker 1: But like, he's a good looking guy.
45:57
Speaker 2: So people are like, we'll put him in stuff.
45:59
Speaker 5: I think the Creed movies are really, really good.
46:02
Speaker 2: I've never seen those either.
46:03
Speaker 5: Oh my God.
46:03
Speaker 2: Yeah. So- Did you see Sinners?
46:06
Speaker 5: I did, I did.
46:07
Speaker 1: And?
46:07
Speaker 2: Didn't love it.
46:08
Speaker 1: Really?
46:09
Speaker 5: I didn't love Sinners.
46:10
Speaker 2: No, I actually thought it was pretty fucking dumb and bad.
46:12
Speaker 5: I hated Sinners. Yeah, I hated it. I really didn't
46:13
Speaker 5: like it. Hated it.
46:14
Speaker 1: Yeah.
46:14
Speaker 2: Like, I actually, like, was mad leaving the theater.
46:17
Speaker 1: Really? I just hate when people hype up these movies.
46:19
Speaker 2: Like, Clemmer's telling me it's the best movie he's seen
46:22
Speaker 2: in two decades. And you go and see it, and
46:25
Speaker 2: the whole time I'm like, is Clemmer fucking retarded?
46:28
Speaker 1: Like, how would he have thought that while watching this?
46:31
Speaker 2: It's a vampire movie. You cannot take anybody's... It's like
46:35
Speaker 2: me watching Twilight and being like, this is fucking incredible.
46:39
Speaker 2: This is groundbreaking. No one is rewatching. No one's going
46:45
Speaker 2: home and being like, we got to watch that again.
46:47
Speaker 2: That was incredible.
46:48
Speaker 5: I don't necessarily know that that is the mark of
46:51
Speaker 5: a great movie.
46:53
Speaker 2: Social network.
46:54
Speaker 5: Oh, okay. You can give plenty of examples for which
46:57
Speaker 5: that's the case.
46:58
Speaker 2: You said a rewatchable movie?
47:00
Speaker 5: Yeah. Manchester by the Sea is a great movie. I
47:02
Speaker 5: will never watch it again.
47:04
Speaker 2: Seen it twice.
47:04
Speaker 5: Look at you.
47:05
Speaker 2: Just because I like the Massachusetts theme of it.
47:08
Speaker 5: Yeah, fair enough. Yeah.
47:11
Speaker 1: I think that he's also poisoned by the fact that
47:13
Speaker 1: he sees every movie that comes out.
47:16
Speaker 5: Yeah.
47:16
Speaker 1: Like he'll watch like a hundred plus new movies every
47:20
Speaker 1: single year. So yeah, probably Sinners looks good compared to
47:23
Speaker 1: like the dog shit that even the people who were
47:25
Speaker 1: in never watched. Yeah. Like you were never supposed to
47:28
Speaker 1: see some of the movies that he's seeing. Those are
47:31
Speaker 1: all just their, their money laundering schemes.
47:33
Speaker 2: Yeah. Those are Kushner films.
47:36
Speaker 5: I think, I think that sinners came out in a year. Also,
47:39
Speaker 5: that was a pretty bad year for movies. I remember
47:42
Speaker 5: the Oscars and being.
47:44
Speaker 2: Like, I just feel like there's been a couple movies
47:45
Speaker 2: in recent memory where I've, they've been like so hyped up,
47:48
Speaker 2: like sinners specifically and long legs specifically that one with, uh,
47:53
Speaker 2: What's his name?
47:55
Speaker 5: Bob Tarantula.
47:56
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a horror movie.
47:58
Speaker 5: You watch a lot of horror movies, which I like
48:00
Speaker 5: about you.
48:01
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this one was just, like, not... Yeah, Nicolas Cage.
48:04
Speaker 1: It's just, like, not, like... It's good. It's fine.
48:06
Speaker 2: But it's not anything even, like... I wouldn't even... I
48:10
Speaker 2: would never leave that movie and tell people, like, you
48:12
Speaker 2: gotta see this movie.
48:15
Speaker 1: I thought Oddity was better than Long Legs.
48:17
Speaker 5: Yep. Oddity scared the piss out of me.
48:19
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
48:20
Speaker 2: I had tears of fear streaming down my face. But
48:24
Speaker 2: that's like a good horror movie.
48:26
Speaker 5: When I get really scared, I have tears. It's like
48:30
Speaker 5: an involuntary thing. I'm not crying, but I have my
48:32
Speaker 5: eyes water. It's a strange fear reaction.
48:34
Speaker 1: Are you sure that's not crying?
48:36
Speaker 2: You're probably just locked up.
48:37
Speaker 1: You lock up.
48:38
Speaker 5: Tyler, would you look up, are tears a symptom of fear?
48:42
Speaker 1: I mean, I get that.
48:44
Speaker 2: You know, you tense up. My eyes water. Oh, I
48:49
Speaker 2: wasn't emotional. Extreme fear is an emotion.
48:53
Speaker 5: Activates your sympathy, extreme fear, activates your sympathetic nervous system.
49:01
Speaker 1: I think that, yes, you can have tears without emotional,
49:05
Speaker 1: emotional crying, but you were still crying.
49:08
Speaker 2: Well, he was producing tears for different reasons.
49:11
Speaker 1: It happens. We all do it.
49:14
Speaker 2: Yeah.
49:14
Speaker 5: Yeah.
49:14
Speaker 2: But that's crying. When tears come out of your eyes,
49:18
Speaker 2: you're crying. no crying is when you're sad.
49:20
Speaker 1: No it's not what if you cry from laughter no
49:24
Speaker 1: that's still crying cries from laughter they do though no
49:27
Speaker 1: yes they do francis just you're you're a you live
49:30
Speaker 1: a joyless existence people cry.
49:32
Speaker 2: From laughter no they don't it's that's a made-up thing
49:35
Speaker 2: are you talking about you're saying that there's no Water
49:37
Speaker 2: coming out of your.
49:38
Speaker 5: Eye or lube?
49:39
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying there's a difference between crying what you
49:42
Speaker 2: did and laughing crying. I would say cry laughing is
49:47
Speaker 2: under the same as what you described. Tears of fear.
49:50
Speaker 5: No.
49:55
Speaker 1: Yes. I've laughed so hard tears have come out of
49:58
Speaker 1: my eyes. That's crying from laughing. It's not.
50:01
Speaker 2: That's like I sneeze. I sneeze a lot. I get
50:03
Speaker 2: 13 sneezes in a row. Tears come out of my eyes.
50:06
Speaker 1: I'm not crying. You've done your fair share of dummying
50:09
Speaker 1: me in arguments.
50:09
Speaker 2: There's no winning this. Whatever you say. Whatever you say.
50:13
Speaker 1: Are you comparing sneezing to crying from laughing?
50:16
Speaker 2: Crying is you're sad and there's a significant amount of
50:19
Speaker 2: tears coming out of your face.
50:20
Speaker 5: No, you can cry from happiness. People cry from happiness
50:23
Speaker 5: or laughter.
50:24
Speaker 1: I've cried from happiness.
50:25
Speaker 2: Crying from happiness, I would say, is more acceptable than
50:27
Speaker 2: crying from laughing. Crying from laughing is you're just laughing
50:30
Speaker 2: really hard so that your eyes start watering. It's not
50:32
Speaker 2: you're not crying.
50:33
Speaker 5: There's like pressure pushing them out or something.
50:35
Speaker 1: Yes.
50:36
Speaker 2: You're not crying.
50:37
Speaker 1: You are. You're not.
50:39
Speaker 2: You're literally not.
50:40
Speaker 5: Sometimes my eyes water when I'm throwing up too hard.
50:42
Speaker 1: Yeah.
50:42
Speaker 2: So you say, oh, I just threw up and I
50:44
Speaker 2: was crying. You say I threw up.
50:46
Speaker 1: If tears come out of your eyes, you're crying.
50:48
Speaker 5: My eyes are throwing up.
50:50
Speaker 2: I can't I can't have this conversation any longer. It's
50:52
Speaker 2: actually like physically painful.
50:56
Speaker 1: You're just on Mars.
50:57
Speaker 2: They are real tears, but they're not crying.
51:01
Speaker 1: Can you just, last thing I'll ask, if tears are
51:04
Speaker 1: coming out of your eyes, is that called crying?
51:07
Speaker 5: No. I have a question. Okay. If I have tears
51:15
Speaker 5: coming out of my eyes when I'm afraid, isn't that
51:19
Speaker 5: probably some sort of evolutionary sort of like coping mechanism?
51:25
Speaker 5: And what would the point of it be?
51:28
Speaker 2: Maybe keeping you lubricated.
51:29
Speaker 5: Yeah, right. You know what I mean? Like normally there'd
51:33
Speaker 5: be some justification for it. It's like, oh, my body
51:35
Speaker 5: knows that I'm terrified. So is it giving me juice
51:40
Speaker 5: in my eyes so that I can run away really
51:42
Speaker 5: fast without my eyes getting dry?
51:43
Speaker 2: I don't think.
51:44
Speaker 1: I don't know.
51:46
Speaker 2: But I don't think crying is not like a defense
51:50
Speaker 2: mechanism as it is.
51:51
Speaker 5: Why, when I'm terrified, do my eyes water?
51:55
Speaker 2: Because you're not blinking.
51:56
Speaker 5: That's not true.
51:57
Speaker 1: I think it's probably some kind of emotional chemical buildup
52:00
Speaker 1: that your body has too much of and it has
52:02
Speaker 1: to release. That's why people cry when they're sad. There's
52:05
Speaker 1: like you need to get some kind of.
52:08
Speaker 5: He doesn't think I'm crying when I'm afraid.
52:11
Speaker 1: No.
52:12
Speaker 2: Then you need to explain to me... You said you
52:14
Speaker 2: weren't crying. I was defending you.
52:16
Speaker 5: You need to explain to me if I'm not crying,
52:17
Speaker 5: then what's happening there?
52:19
Speaker 2: Your eyes are watering.
52:21
Speaker 5: Yeah, why? Why do eyes water?
52:22
Speaker 2: Because they're producing too many tears and there's a tear
52:24
Speaker 2: drainage system and it's blocked.
52:28
Speaker 1: This is, we gotta move on.
52:29
Speaker 2: We gotta move on.
52:30
Speaker 5: Okay, we can move on. We can move on.
52:34
Speaker 1: From your logicless argument.
52:37
Speaker 5: I wanted to make this point. Halloween is next Saturday.
52:41
Speaker 1: This upcoming.
52:42
Speaker 5: The number of adults I know who went to Halloween
52:48
Speaker 5: parties in costume this weekend makes me fucking astounded.
52:56
Speaker 2: In a good way or a bad way? I think
52:58
Speaker 2: people are just used to these. They're used to this
53:00
Speaker 2: Halloween weekend stuff.
53:01
Speaker 5: What the fuck are we doing?
53:02
Speaker 2: And now when Halloween's finally on a weekend, they're like, well,
53:05
Speaker 2: that means we're only going to be able to drink
53:06
Speaker 2: and party for one weekend. Bro, look, I'll concede.
53:11
Speaker 5: I agree. If Halloween's on a Wednesday, I will concede
53:15
Speaker 5: that if you have a Halloween party on one weekend
53:17
Speaker 5: before and a weekend after, and you're really one of
53:21
Speaker 5: those people that wants to have multiple costumes and do
53:24
Speaker 5: that as an adult.
53:26
Speaker 2: I'm going to go even further and say if Halloween's
53:28
Speaker 2: on a Wednesday, you don't get to celebrate it this year.
53:31
Speaker 2: You wait next year when it's on a Saturday. You
53:34
Speaker 2: don't get it's a it's a holiday for literally infants.
53:38
Speaker 5: I agree with that.
53:39
Speaker 2: It's not even for kids.
53:41
Speaker 5: The fact that Halloween is on a Saturday. means that
53:45
Speaker 5: to me, you should not be celebrating it an entire
53:49
Speaker 5: week early on the previous weekend. That makes no sense
53:53
Speaker 5: to me. If you want to go to a Halloween
53:55
Speaker 5: party on Friday of next weekend and Saturday of next weekend,
53:58
Speaker 5: go for it.
53:59
Speaker 2: We're going to judge you, but you can still do it.
54:01
Speaker 5: A whole weekend prior?
54:03
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it doesn't make any sense.
54:04
Speaker 5: That doesn't make any sense to me.
54:06
Speaker 2: No, and I would say it's so crazy that there
54:09
Speaker 2: probably were people that weren't even dressed up at the party.
54:11
Speaker 2: It was probably like 50-50.
54:12
Speaker 5: Bro, this to me means that you're just as likely
54:15
Speaker 5: to go to a Halloween party after the weekend of Halloween.
54:18
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, November.
54:19
Speaker 5: Which means that we're talking about, what, 17 days of Halloween?
54:23
Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
54:24
Speaker 5: So.
54:25
Speaker 1: Where do you want girls to go to dress up
54:27
Speaker 1: like whores?
54:27
Speaker 2: Whoa.
54:28
Speaker 1: The gym? Whoa. The gym? Whoa.
54:31
Speaker 5: My eyes are watering. Holy shit.
54:33
Speaker 2: You want them to have to go to the gym
54:35
Speaker 2: to dress up like whores? I would never say anything
54:37
Speaker 2: like that.
54:37
Speaker 5: I am afraid.
54:38
Speaker 2: That is terrifying. Not my choice of words, but Roan,
54:42
Speaker 2: if you want to dive deeper into that, the floor
54:43
Speaker 2: is yours.
54:44
Speaker 1: I think the whore Halloween costumes have always been part
54:48
Speaker 1: of the fucking... beauty of that day.
54:50
Speaker 5: Oh you're talking about they're literally dressing up as like
54:53
Speaker 5: red light district workers who have health.
54:55
Speaker 2: Care yeah yeah that must be what you're referring to
54:57
Speaker 2: surely that's not the word you're using to describe the
55:00
Speaker 2: way they're all dressing did i say that you did and.
55:04
Speaker 5: If you're gonna go that route we would prefer if
55:06
Speaker 5: you said they're dressing up like sex workers because that
55:10
Speaker 5: is the appreciative term.
55:13
Speaker 1: It's for the kids, but I'm not going to yuck
55:16
Speaker 1: anybody's yum if they want to have a nice party.
55:18
Speaker 2: I got to do a show on Halloween, and I
55:20
Speaker 2: got a hot dog costume.
55:23
Speaker 1: Are you going to do your material about hot dogs?
55:27
Speaker 2: I'm just going to do my regular material, I think.
55:29
Speaker 5: Do you have hot dog material?
55:30
Speaker 2: No, I don't, but I should.
55:31
Speaker 5: To be frank.
55:32
Speaker 2: I should probably come with some.
55:33
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good one.
55:38
Speaker 5: That's a good one. I'm going to have to open one.
55:42
Speaker 1: Let me be frank.
55:46
Speaker 2: That's a banger, actually.
55:47
Speaker 1: That might be a fucking banger.
55:49
Speaker 5: You can just start with that.
55:50
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then just talk about planes. I'll do that,
55:56
Speaker 2: followed up with 15 minutes of plane material.
56:00
Speaker 1: No mustard and ketchup?
56:02
Speaker 5: Fuck, bro.
56:03
Speaker 1: I can't stop myself.
56:05
Speaker 2: I'm definitely going to have to try that out. But now, yeah,
56:08
Speaker 2: it should be fun. How many shows do you have?
56:09
Speaker 2: Just one.
56:10
Speaker 5: Okay.
56:11
Speaker 2: Trying it out.
56:12
Speaker 5: I relish the opportunity.
56:14
Speaker 2: See, see, see, see, see. It's writing itself. That's good.
56:19
Speaker 5: Those are good.
56:19
Speaker 1: Where are you from?
56:21
Speaker 5: Germany? How come you're not laughing at my jokes? We
56:23
Speaker 5: got a sauerkraut over here. Sauerkraut. There you go.
56:26
Speaker 1: Sauerkraut.
56:27
Speaker 5: Sauerkraut. These are all just, you can pick and choose.
56:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, of course, of course.
56:31
Speaker 5: Whichever one's having your quiver. Sauerkraut's good.
56:34
Speaker 2: Sauerkraut's good.
56:35
Speaker 5: Yeah.
56:35
Speaker 2: And I love a sauerkraut dog.
56:37
Speaker 5: Same.
56:37
Speaker 1: Same.
56:38
Speaker 2: It's really hard to find a hot dog costume with
56:41
Speaker 2: a sauerkraut sausage. Not a sauerkraut. It's hard to find
56:49
Speaker 2: a hot dog costume with a sauerkraut sausage. My brain's
56:59
Speaker 2: not working right today. Yeah, it sounds like you really
57:01
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57:06
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Speaker 5: I went to, I had a pretty sick weekend. On Friday,
58:29
Speaker 5: I went out to Friar's Head on the North Fork
58:31
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58:33
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58:35
Speaker 1: How far out on North Fork is it?
58:38
Speaker 5: Baiting Hollow.
58:39
Speaker 1: Really?
58:39
Speaker 5: So not too far. Not like Orient or anything like that.
58:44
Speaker 5: What's that? Nothing.
58:45
Speaker 2: He said Sleepy Hollow. You could have just.
58:49
Speaker 5: Why did you say that?
58:50
Speaker 2: That's where I was this weekend. Sleepy Hollow.
58:53
Speaker 5: That's what you call your home? Yeah.
58:55
Speaker 1: You sleep in the base of a tree.
58:59
Speaker 5: Yeah, you live where Winnie the Pooh lives. Yeah, you do.
59:02
Speaker 1: I got banged bad this weekend. By who?
59:05
Speaker 2: The Exterminator.
59:08
Speaker 1: Well, well, well.
59:10
Speaker 2: Not for me.
59:11
Speaker 1: Apparently for no one. What do you mean?
59:13
Speaker 2: Well, I woke up early as fuck to clean my
59:15
Speaker 2: apartment because they said the exterminator was coming and then
59:16
Speaker 2: the exterminator never came.
59:18
Speaker 5: To your apartment?
59:19
Speaker 2: They said he was coming to all the apartments, no
59:21
Speaker 2: questions asked. You have to be there to let him in.
59:24
Speaker 5: So I'm there.
59:25
Speaker 2: I'm up early. Eyes burning.
59:27
Speaker 1: Exhausted.
59:28
Speaker 5: And you cleaned for him?
59:29
Speaker 2: Cleaned for the exterminator. Because I was up late the
59:32
Speaker 2: night before and there was like shit everywhere. And I
59:33
Speaker 2: was like, I don't want them coming in here and
59:35
Speaker 2: being like, we found the source. You know?
59:38
Speaker 5: Yeah.
59:38
Speaker 2: So I was like, I mean, I got to make
59:39
Speaker 2: this place presentable.
59:41
Speaker 1: Really clean.
59:41
Speaker 2: I mean, I cleaned it hard.
59:44
Speaker 5: Was this so? Okay.
59:44
Speaker 2: So this was not to avoid their judgment. No, it
59:49
Speaker 2: was purely to avoid their judgment. It was to impress
59:53
Speaker 2: the exterminator.
59:53
Speaker 5: Yeah.
59:54
Speaker 2: To be like, well, there's definitely no bugs in here.
59:57
Speaker 1: Pack it up.
59:57
Speaker 5: I would make fun of you, except that when I
59:59
Speaker 5: have men like that come to my apartment, I put
1:00:02
Speaker 5: on different clothing.
1:00:03
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want them to see how I live.
1:00:05
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:00:05
Speaker 1: What do you put on?
1:00:06
Speaker 5: Like, not nice stuff.
1:00:10
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got like a pair of pants with like
1:00:11
Speaker 2: paint all over them.
1:00:12
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
1:00:13
Speaker 5: Stains. Stain my shit.
1:00:17
Speaker 1: Fuck, I didn't know you were coming and you just
1:00:18
Speaker 1: pissed yourself right in front of them. Sorry, this should
1:00:21
Speaker 1: make you feel more comfortable if I'm soaked in my
1:00:23
Speaker 1: own piss, right? That's how you guys live, right?
1:00:29
Speaker 5: I just wiped with my hand. I don't have any
1:00:32
Speaker 5: toilet paper, but feel free to use the bathroom. Just
1:00:35
Speaker 5: wipe with your hand.
1:00:38
Speaker 2: You understand them. Got a bar of soap in there
1:00:40
Speaker 2: if you need to wash. It's the same soap that
1:00:42
Speaker 2: I use to shower, but feel free.
1:00:45
Speaker 5: If you feel like taking a bath, I have a
1:00:47
Speaker 5: giant metal basin. It's just going to take me a
1:00:50
Speaker 5: while to heat up the water in my tea kettle.
1:00:53
Speaker 5: I mean, on the stove. I don't drink tea.
1:00:57
Speaker 1: On the burner. Yeah.
1:01:01
Speaker 5: All right. So, Harry, so you had the exterminator come.
1:01:05
Speaker 5: I'm glad, but they didn't come.
1:01:06
Speaker 1: They didn't come.
1:01:07
Speaker 2: That probably was their psyop to just make you clean up.
1:01:10
Speaker 2: There could have been.
1:01:11
Speaker 1: That would have been a good psyop by the building. Yeah.
1:01:15
Speaker 2: He has to come by. You have to be clean. Bro,
1:01:17
Speaker 2: last night I was on my balcony and I was
1:01:19
Speaker 2: looking out into the parking lot and there were like
1:01:21
Speaker 2: two animals running around and I thought they were, well,
1:01:24
Speaker 2: I thought it was a cat at first. Then I
1:01:27
Speaker 2: thought they were squirrels. And then at the end I
1:01:29
Speaker 2: was like, are those rats? And if they were, it
1:01:33
Speaker 2: was the biggest rat that's ever existed. Not just the
1:01:36
Speaker 2: biggest rat I've ever seen, the biggest rat ever.
1:01:39
Speaker 1: It was this big.
1:01:40
Speaker 2: I mean, it was like the size of like a snake.
1:01:42
Speaker 2: You think it could be a master splinter situation?
1:01:44
Speaker 1: I think so.
1:01:45
Speaker 2: Were there turtles with it?
1:01:46
Speaker 1: No, no.
1:01:47
Speaker 2: But it was like ginormous that I had to start
1:01:50
Speaker 2: looking away. I couldn't even be outside anymore. You got
1:01:52
Speaker 2: to get like an airsoft gun or something to protect
1:01:55
Speaker 2: your house. I have a BB gun. I should use that.
1:01:57
Speaker 5: Do you think at some point if rats get big enough,
1:02:00
Speaker 5: they'll start crossbreeding with other species?
1:02:02
Speaker 1: That's what it looks like. I was witnessing last night
1:02:04
Speaker 1: for the first time. Yeah.
1:02:07
Speaker 2: Like a rat and a dog or some shit. Yeah.
1:02:10
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:02:11
Speaker 2: Like it was like a dog, but just with a
1:02:12
Speaker 2: rat tail. Half rat, half dog.
1:02:16
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:02:17
Speaker 5: Gross. I'm getting my dog on Wednesday.
1:02:18
Speaker 1: Oh, hell yeah.
1:02:19
Speaker 5: You're doing it? That's awesome. Did I not? You did.
1:02:22
Speaker 1: No, you texted us.
1:02:22
Speaker 5: You didn't say it publicly. I'm getting her on Wednesday.
1:02:25
Speaker 2: Nice.
1:02:26
Speaker 1: How does that feel?
1:02:27
Speaker 2: What are you going to call her?
1:02:28
Speaker 5: Gilly.
1:02:29
Speaker 1: Oh, like Shane.
1:02:30
Speaker 5: G-H-I-L-L-I-E.
1:02:31
Speaker 1: Like the suit.
1:02:32
Speaker 2: For Shane.
1:02:33
Speaker 5: Like the suit. Yes, in defense of Shane. I don't
1:02:37
Speaker 5: like the way that people have been treating him, so
1:02:39
Speaker 5: I am naming my dog after him.
1:02:41
Speaker 2: That's nice. I'm sure he'll appreciate that.
1:02:43
Speaker 5: In solidarity. Gilly. No, gilly is an old Scottish word
1:02:47
Speaker 5: that means like a.
1:02:49
Speaker 2: Friend of wallow.
1:02:50
Speaker 5: Hunting guide or an adventure companion. Yeah, friend of wallow.
1:02:56
Speaker 5: It used to mean servant, but I think more recently
1:02:59
Speaker 5: it has come to mean an adventure guide or a hunting,
1:03:04
Speaker 5: fishing guide, outdoor guide.
1:03:05
Speaker 1: Love that.
1:03:05
Speaker 5: I thought that was perfect because she's a bird hunting dog.
1:03:08
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
1:03:09
Speaker 1: You have to end a dog's name with an E,
1:03:11
Speaker 1: like an I-E or a Y.
1:03:13
Speaker 5: Literally because I read that they have a far easier
1:03:16
Speaker 5: time picking out the sound of their name if it
1:03:18
Speaker 5: ends with a hard vowel and has two syllables. I
1:03:21
Speaker 5: didn't know that. Yeah.
1:03:23
Speaker 2: That's interesting.
1:03:23
Speaker 1: Penny was my last dog. Josie.
1:03:25
Speaker 5: Yeah. I was thinking of like, you know, Lily or
1:03:31
Speaker 5: these different things. And I found, I thought Gilly. And
1:03:33
Speaker 5: then I was like, I wonder what that means. And
1:03:36
Speaker 5: I looked it up and I was like, oh, that's perfect. Yeah.
1:03:39
Speaker 1: So yeah. Yeah.
1:03:40
Speaker 2: It's like Gilly, like Gilly suit.
1:03:41
Speaker 5: Yep.
1:03:42
Speaker 1: Love that.
1:03:42
Speaker 5: That was the other part, which I know a Gilly
1:03:44
Speaker 5: suit is like the long grass one, but it is camouflage, right? Yeah.
1:03:50
Speaker 5: And her coat has kind of a camouflage-y type pattern.
1:03:53
Speaker 2: I don't think it has to be the full long grass.
1:03:55
Speaker 2: I think it could be any type of camouflage suit.
1:03:57
Speaker 1: Oh.
1:03:59
Speaker 5: Could be leaves. Yeah. Well, anyway.
1:04:03
Speaker 1: What do you think Gilly's response if you told him
1:04:08
Speaker 1: that you named your girl dog after him?
1:04:10
Speaker 5: Shane? No, no, no.
1:04:12
Speaker 1: Gilly, like Gilly and Wallow.
1:04:13
Speaker 2: Oh. The guy who goes by Gilly.
1:04:16
Speaker 1: Gilly the King.
1:04:17
Speaker 5: I've never had a conversation with him.
1:04:19
Speaker 2: Really?
1:04:19
Speaker 5: I don't think so.
1:04:21
Speaker 2: Weren't you guys on Survivor together? He talks about you
1:04:23
Speaker 2: all the time.
1:04:23
Speaker 5: We were on opposite teams. Oh. He talks about me? Yeah.
1:04:26
Speaker 1: Where? He fucking, whenever I see him, he always talks
1:04:30
Speaker 1: about Survivor, and he's always like, he'll bring your name up.
1:04:33
Speaker 5: Oh, that's so nice.
1:04:34
Speaker 2: I just got the follow back on Instagram from them.
1:04:37
Speaker 2: Felt amazing. Their social media guys were probably big fans
1:04:40
Speaker 2: of you. Tyler did a great job on that. It
1:04:44
Speaker 2: only took Tyler this long. He was making you wait, though.
1:04:48
Speaker 2: I was pumped when I got it.
1:04:50
Speaker 1: You'd love Gilly.
1:04:51
Speaker 5: I know. I am a big fan of him.
1:04:55
Speaker 2: He's a bubbly personality.
1:04:57
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's a good listener, though.
1:05:04
Speaker 5: Thank you to everyone who weighed in. I must have
1:05:07
Speaker 5: gotten 200 messages about German short hair pointers, which I
1:05:13
Speaker 5: solicited on the last episode. I would say that... 70%
1:05:20
Speaker 5: of people said they're an awesome breed, but you cannot
1:05:25
Speaker 5: imagine how much energy they have. It's a level of
1:05:29
Speaker 5: crazy that you're not prepared for. And then 30% of
1:05:33
Speaker 5: people were like, do not get this dog, no matter what.
1:05:36
Speaker 2: Just because of how much energy it has?
1:05:38
Speaker 5: It's just, yeah, they're just an outdoor dog that needs
1:05:41
Speaker 5: huge amounts of energy. But I really intend to keep
1:05:44
Speaker 5: her upstate. Yeah.
1:05:45
Speaker 1: Yeah. Plenty of energy.
1:05:47
Speaker 5: Have a good solution for her up there. And I'm
1:05:49
Speaker 5: going to train her hard and, you know, hopefully teach
1:05:53
Speaker 5: her how to bird hunt and let her do that.
1:05:55
Speaker 2: She ain't ready. She ain't ready for what's about to
1:05:57
Speaker 2: go down.
1:05:58
Speaker 5: No.
1:05:58
Speaker 2: Intensive training. Yeah.
1:06:01
Speaker 5: A lot of people said, well, a lot of what
1:06:03
Speaker 5: I've learned is that like, yes, you can run them
1:06:05
Speaker 5: for 20 miles a day and you won't exhaust them
1:06:08
Speaker 5: because they become like endurance athletes and just will just
1:06:11
Speaker 5: want to keep going. But you can also... Spend an
1:06:15
Speaker 5: hour of the day doing like mentally taxing brain stimulation
1:06:22
Speaker 5: work that will tire them out to the same degree
1:06:26
Speaker 5: that a 20 mile run might. Like what? Scent training,
1:06:31
Speaker 5: scent games.
1:06:32
Speaker 1: Damn.
1:06:32
Speaker 5: Puzzles.
1:06:33
Speaker 2: You're going to have to get like obstacle courses going.
1:06:35
Speaker 5: No, it's more like I'll spray her favorite toy with
1:06:39
Speaker 5: the scent of a dead rat and then I'll hide it.
1:06:44
Speaker 5: Somewhere in your apartment.
1:06:45
Speaker 1: You got that spray?
1:06:46
Speaker 5: And she'll have a very hard time finding it because
1:06:48
Speaker 5: your entire apartment smells like dead rat. Oh, I see.
1:06:51
Speaker 5: I see.
1:06:51
Speaker 1: Your apartment might actually be heaven for a dog. No, no, no.
1:06:55
Speaker 5: Smells.
1:06:56
Speaker 2: My apartment doesn't smell like anything. Actually, if anything, it
1:06:58
Speaker 2: smells like a nice warm cashmere because that's the candle
1:07:02
Speaker 2: that I have going right now.
1:07:03
Speaker 5: What's warm cashmere? I've never put a sweater in the microwave.
1:07:07
Speaker 2: Wouldn't you like to know?
1:07:08
Speaker 5: Wouldn't you like to know? What happens there?
1:07:10
Speaker 2: You're going to have to come to my apartment if
1:07:11
Speaker 2: you want to know.
1:07:11
Speaker 5: To warm up cashmere. Is that just cashmere that's been
1:07:14
Speaker 5: worn throughout the day?
1:07:15
Speaker 2: It's a warm cashmere, you know? Cashmere is a scent?
1:07:19
Speaker 2: That candle right there.
1:07:20
Speaker 5: Yep.
1:07:23
Speaker 1: So blue.
1:07:24
Speaker 5: I have plenty of cashmere. I cannot say I can
1:07:28
Speaker 5: definitively know the scent of it.
1:07:31
Speaker 2: Why'd you get that scent?
1:07:33
Speaker 1: Because it smells great.
1:07:35
Speaker 2: That's like Arctic splash of scent. Can't make you boys
1:07:38
Speaker 2: happy with anything. Why'd you get that scent? Because it
1:07:41
Speaker 2: smelled good.
1:07:42
Speaker 5: I'm thrown by the temperature. I'm thrown by the temperature.
1:07:46
Speaker 1: What would you guys, what would your guys go to?
1:07:47
Speaker 2: But you understand that cashmere doesn't have a scent. I
1:07:50
Speaker 2: don't give a shit.
1:07:51
Speaker 1: That's like, oh.
1:07:51
Speaker 2: What cashmere smells like, the Yankee candle smells great.
1:07:55
Speaker 5: But you just threw that out there with so much confidence.
1:07:59
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the name of the candle.
1:08:02
Speaker 2: That's like being like, I got the light polyester candle.
1:08:05
Speaker 1: No, it's not. It's like I got I got a cotton.
1:08:09
Speaker 5: No, I got that.
1:08:09
Speaker 1: No one's getting the light polyester fabric.
1:08:12
Speaker 5: My apartment smells like basic tea.
1:08:14
Speaker 2: No, no.
1:08:15
Speaker 5: Like a basic white T-shirt, which actually that to me,
1:08:18
Speaker 5: I have a sense of how that smells. That's clean.
1:08:21
Speaker 2: It sounds like you don't have enough cashmere.
1:08:22
Speaker 5: You don't put cashmere in the laundry. It's never going
1:08:25
Speaker 5: to take detergent. It's dry clean only.
1:08:27
Speaker 1: It wouldn't warm. It never gets warm. Cashmere never, by definition,
1:08:30
Speaker 1: doesn't get warm.
1:08:31
Speaker 2: You guys wouldn't understand?
1:08:34
Speaker 5: What does cashmere smell like?
1:08:36
Speaker 2: Can you maybe just bring in this candle?
1:08:38
Speaker 1: Hell no.
1:08:39
Speaker 2: It's almost done.
1:08:40
Speaker 1: It's about to explode.
1:08:41
Speaker 2: Let me get the dregs of it. It's getting on
1:08:42
Speaker 2: explode territory. How long do you keep it on? All day.
1:08:47
Speaker 5: Really?
1:08:48
Speaker 2: Even when I'm not there. Good. And I put a
1:08:50
Speaker 2: bunch of pieces of paper around it.
1:08:52
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:08:53
Speaker 2: Just in case. I like to put some screws in
1:08:55
Speaker 2: the bottom of mine.
1:08:56
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:08:59
Speaker 1: It's going to blow up. I want to do some damage.
1:09:01
Speaker 2: Pressure cooker.
1:09:02
Speaker 1: That's smart. I like to put nails and screws in
1:09:04
Speaker 1: the bottom of my candles.
1:09:05
Speaker 2: That is smart. They are kind of like pressure cookers,
1:09:08
Speaker 2: the way they're built. I'll get you guys some warm
1:09:10
Speaker 2: cashmere candles.
1:09:11
Speaker 5: I don't want that.
1:09:12
Speaker 2: It'll be the best smell you've ever smelled.
1:09:15
Speaker 5: I want a more traditional sort of like. I've got
1:09:17
Speaker 5: a good Christmas one as well. Well, there you go.
1:09:20
Speaker 2: But I don't like that one smell as much. No pumpkin?
1:09:23
Speaker 1: Hell no.
1:09:24
Speaker 2: That's nasty.
1:09:25
Speaker 1: What am I, six?
1:09:27
Speaker 2: You get a candy corn one too?
1:09:29
Speaker 1: It is a childish flavor. What about peppermint in the
1:09:34
Speaker 1: next season after pumpkins? Way too strong of a scent.
1:09:37
Speaker 5: Peppermint?
1:09:37
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's got to be something low key. Something when
1:09:41
Speaker 2: you walk in and you go, that's refreshing, but I'm
1:09:42
Speaker 2: not quite sure what that smell is. Oh, a warm cashmere.
1:09:46
Speaker 2: Who would have thought?
1:09:48
Speaker 1: I've got an Abraham Lincoln candle that's his full face
1:09:52
Speaker 1: that I'm scared to burn.
1:09:53
Speaker 2: What does that smell like?
1:09:55
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I haven't turned it on yet.
1:09:58
Speaker 2: Turned it on? You're a candle warmer guy, aren't you? Yeah,
1:10:02
Speaker 2: you just got the lamp over the candle, over the wax.
1:10:08
Speaker 2: I do like an oil lamp. No flames in your house?
1:10:10
Speaker 1: I got the Diptyque 151. That's nice.
1:10:14
Speaker 5: That's real nice.
1:10:15
Speaker 2: You got to turn on and turn off the Diptyque.
1:10:17
Speaker 1: At the right time.
1:10:17
Speaker 2: He'll never catch me with a candle warmer. We call
1:10:20
Speaker 2: that a fire. We call that flames.
1:10:22
Speaker 5: I don't know what that means.
1:10:24
Speaker 2: A candle warmer?
1:10:24
Speaker 5: I don't know what a candle warmer is.
1:10:25
Speaker 2: It's a no-flame candle.
1:10:27
Speaker 1: It just heats the wax.
1:10:29
Speaker 5: Oh.
1:10:30
Speaker 1: What do you know about Diptyque, bro?
1:10:31
Speaker 2: Is that what that is?
1:10:32
Speaker 1: No.
1:10:33
Speaker 5: Like that. I've never seen that in my life.
1:10:36
Speaker 2: You got to get out more, I think.
1:10:39
Speaker 5: This was promoted by the H3 podcast. Yeah. They sell
1:10:43
Speaker 5: the shit out of these things.
1:10:44
Speaker 1: Candle warmers.
1:10:45
Speaker 2: How have you never seen a candle warmer?
1:10:47
Speaker 5: I don't know. I grew up in a classy household.
1:10:49
Speaker 2: This is a very common thing.
1:10:51
Speaker 5: This looks like white trash.
1:10:53
Speaker 1: It's not.
1:10:54
Speaker 2: If anything, it's class.
1:10:55
Speaker 5: Real trash. This looks like something you put a chicken
1:10:58
Speaker 5: under when you're not sure when the next guest is
1:11:01
Speaker 5: going to arrive. This is something you keep your food
1:11:05
Speaker 5: warm with, and it gets really hard.
1:11:08
Speaker 1: That's what I thought.
1:11:09
Speaker 2: I thought you meant live, like the eggs, like chicken eggs.
1:11:12
Speaker 5: An incubator?
1:11:13
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:11:14
Speaker 2: So I don't understand the function of it. So what's happening?
1:11:18
Speaker 2: We don't need to dive into candle warmers now. I
1:11:20
Speaker 2: was just making a joke.
1:11:21
Speaker 5: Yeah, well. Tells me a lot about you.
1:11:24
Speaker 2: That I know what a candle warmer is.
1:11:25
Speaker 5: Well, that you're a big fan of them.
1:11:27
Speaker 2: I made a joke saying that Roan definitely has a
1:11:29
Speaker 2: candle warmer. I don't have them. I use regular candles.
1:11:31
Speaker 1: And I'm telling you that I have the Diptyque Temple
1:11:34
Speaker 1: de Moussez refillable candle that retails for $ 2.
1:11:37
Speaker 5: 85.
1:11:37
Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
1:11:39
Speaker 2: And I'm telling you. That's disgusting. You're spending $ 300 on
1:11:42
Speaker 2: a candle? No, I just looked it up. I can't
1:11:44
Speaker 2: believe they cost this much. $ 300 for a refillable candle?
1:11:49
Speaker 2: Who's ever had a candle and been like, I wish
1:11:51
Speaker 2: I could fill this one up again?
1:11:52
Speaker 5: I mean, I do. Or just buy another. I do.
1:11:55
Speaker 5: Because I like the Lalabo concrete candle, which is also
1:12:00
Speaker 5: quite expensive.
1:12:00
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck that shit.
1:12:01
Speaker 5: But I buy them on Facebook Marketplace.
1:12:03
Speaker 1: Secondhand.
1:12:04
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:12:04
Speaker 1: You honestly, you have to go to- You guys are freaks.
1:12:06
Speaker 1: You have to go to the Middle Eastern Brothers.
1:12:08
Speaker 2: Secondhand candles?
1:12:08
Speaker 1: Yeah. find secondhand wax just a guy with like a
1:12:13
Speaker 1: plastic bag full of wax it's still hot.
1:12:17
Speaker 2: We were talking about we were talking about a facebook
1:12:19
Speaker 2: marketplace this weekend and one of my friends was saying
1:12:22
Speaker 2: that they saw deodorant on facebook marketplace just like a
1:12:25
Speaker 2: stick of old spice fiji it's like going to throwback
1:12:29
Speaker 2: for five bucks yeah it's the same price that's how
1:12:31
Speaker 2: much it costs new let alone refurbished.
1:12:35
Speaker 1: My old apartment in Vinegar Hill was by around the
1:12:39
Speaker 1: corner from a halfway house. And you know that halfway house?
1:12:43
Speaker 5: No.
1:12:43
Speaker 1: On that corner?
1:12:44
Speaker 2: I used to live next to a halfway house when
1:12:45
Speaker 2: I was in Chicago.
1:12:46
Speaker 1: It's like that white building on the corner is a
1:12:49
Speaker 1: halfway house. You kind of like go past it. It's
1:12:54
Speaker 1: kind of unassuming. But a guy outside there was selling
1:12:57
Speaker 1: at the back of a convertible was selling like sticks
1:13:00
Speaker 1: of women's travel deodorant. I had to treat myself to
1:13:04
Speaker 1: a 10-pack.
1:13:05
Speaker 5: Oh, nice.
1:13:05
Speaker 2: What did you go with, Dove?
1:13:07
Speaker 1: All I had was Secret.
1:13:08
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a classic.
1:13:09
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a classic.
1:13:10
Speaker 5: Is that the blue one?
1:13:11
Speaker 2: Yeah, the blue one, but all travel packs.
1:13:13
Speaker 1: I felt like I was stimulating the economy.
1:13:16
Speaker 2: Nothing wrong with that.
1:13:17
Speaker 1: Giving him some cash to take back into the halfway house.
1:13:19
Speaker 5: So he stole those?
1:13:22
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he had a convertible. Oh. You know what
1:13:25
Speaker 1: I mean?
1:13:26
Speaker 2: Of course.
1:13:26
Speaker 1: It was incongruous. There was something incongruous about the situation.
1:13:30
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:13:30
Speaker 1: He was a misanthropist.
1:13:32
Speaker 2: Steal is a big word. He was selling them to people.
1:13:36
Speaker 1: Who needed it. He unhoused them from their original home.
1:13:39
Speaker 2: And he was putting them in a better home, a
1:13:40
Speaker 2: safer home.
1:13:41
Speaker 1: He redistributed them to my armpits.
1:13:43
Speaker 5: Couple movies I rewatched. Nightcrawler.
1:13:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, seen it.
1:13:48
Speaker 5: Didn't really stand up. I remember liking it the first time.
1:13:52
Speaker 5: Didn't love it this time.
1:13:52
Speaker 2: I remember liking it a lot the first time I
1:13:54
Speaker 2: saw it. I've seen it a bunch, but every time
1:13:57
Speaker 2: I've rewatched it, I kind of get it.
1:14:00
Speaker 5: It doesn't really do it for me anymore. Not a
1:14:02
Speaker 5: huge fan of that movie.
1:14:04
Speaker 2: Did it have you crying?
1:14:05
Speaker 5: No. No. No tears. Ides of March. Awesome.
1:14:12
Speaker 2: Never even heard of it.
1:14:13
Speaker 5: Oh, you'll love it. Political movie.
1:14:17
Speaker 1: Ides of March.
1:14:18
Speaker 5: Yeah, Ides of March. It's Clooney. Gosling? Philip Seymour Hoffman?
1:14:23
Speaker 2: Who plays Caesar? Who plays Mark Antony?
1:14:27
Speaker 5: Is that what it's based on? I bet. The play?
1:14:30
Speaker 5: I bet.
1:14:31
Speaker 1: Isn't Beware the Odds of March Julius Caesar?
1:14:33
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:14:35
Speaker 2: What do you think?
1:14:36
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've never seen it. I assume that's
1:14:37
Speaker 1: what it was about.
1:14:39
Speaker 5: I don't know.
1:14:40
Speaker 1: Is it modern or is it old?
1:14:41
Speaker 5: Modern. It's based on a political campaign. Clooney directs. Oh, wow.
1:14:47
Speaker 5: He's a bad guy in it, kind of. Well, I
1:14:49
Speaker 5: shouldn't have said that, but watch it.
1:14:52
Speaker 2: Watch it.
1:14:52
Speaker 5: Watch it. I will. Yeah. Check it out. Really, really good.
1:14:57
Speaker 5: Gosling's acting is really, really strong.
1:14:59
Speaker 2: I mean, I love Gosling.
1:15:00
Speaker 5: And it was early. It was like 2011 or something.
1:15:02
Speaker 2: Oh, young Gosling.
1:15:04
Speaker 5: Even better.
1:15:06
Speaker 2: Back when he was still hot. Yeah, he's... You don't
1:15:08
Speaker 2: think he's hot anymore? Not as hot as he used
1:15:10
Speaker 2: to be.
1:15:11
Speaker 1: Come on now.
1:15:12
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he's kind of aging into it. No,
1:15:14
Speaker 2: I have no idea. He's still got a rockin' bod.
1:15:17
Speaker 2: I mean, he's probably at a deficit every day of
1:15:19
Speaker 2: his life.
1:15:19
Speaker 1: Definitely.
1:15:20
Speaker 2: He's never been on a surplus.
1:15:22
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:15:22
Speaker 5: He's getting smaller and smaller.
1:15:24
Speaker 2: Lean is law. I started going to the gym again.
1:15:27
Speaker 2: I finally got a gym near me, and it's like
1:15:29
Speaker 2: a club. It's like a private gym.
1:15:31
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a strip club.
1:15:32
Speaker 2: It'll be just me and one other dude in there.
1:15:35
Speaker 5: That's my dream. It's crazy.
1:15:37
Speaker 2: I walked in.
1:15:38
Speaker 1: There's not even anyone that works there.
1:15:40
Speaker 2: I had to go pick up my key fob to
1:15:42
Speaker 2: get in, and this dude was just there, and he
1:15:44
Speaker 2: was like, you Harry?
1:15:45
Speaker 1: Yeah. And I was like, yeah.
1:15:46
Speaker 2: And then he handed me the fob and I thought
1:15:47
Speaker 2: he was going to like show me around. And he
1:15:49
Speaker 2: was like, he just goes, you ready to work out?
1:15:50
Speaker 1: I was like, yup. And then he just walked away.
1:15:53
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh shit.
1:15:54
Speaker 5: That's all. You didn't even have to sign a release.
1:15:56
Speaker 2: Oh no. I had to sign shit on email before,
1:15:59
Speaker 2: before I got the fob. Um, so they probably own
1:16:02
Speaker 2: me now.
1:16:02
Speaker 5: That is my dream. What you're describing. Uh, that sounds
1:16:06
Speaker 5: like one of those places where you have to have,
1:16:08
Speaker 5: it's just personal trainers. Yeah.
1:16:10
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:16:10
Speaker 5: Those are the nicest gyms in New York.
1:16:12
Speaker 1: Was it, is it nice?
1:16:14
Speaker 2: It's nice. It's very small.
1:16:15
Speaker 5: It's got to be expensive. No.
1:16:18
Speaker 2: It's the same exact price as my last gym.
1:16:22
Speaker 5: How many benches?
1:16:25
Speaker 1: Four, probably.
1:16:26
Speaker 5: 200 bucks a month?
1:16:28
Speaker 1: No. 150.
1:16:29
Speaker 5: Nice.
1:16:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, not bad.
1:16:30
Speaker 5: That's pretty good.
1:16:31
Speaker 1: You're stealing. And it's right near my apartment, too, which
1:16:34
Speaker 1: is awesome. Love that.
1:16:36
Speaker 2: That's going to be so sick. Go get a quick
1:16:37
Speaker 2: pump in.
1:16:38
Speaker 1: Why not?
1:16:38
Speaker 2: Bro, remember Lena's Law.
1:16:40
Speaker 1: Of course.
1:16:41
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get lean.
1:16:42
Speaker 1: That's class. That's clavicular. Oh.
1:16:45
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get shredded right now. That's my new thing.
1:16:48
Speaker 5: My new goal in life.
1:16:49
Speaker 2: Just shred up.
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Speaker 1: Really?
1:16:51
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. And during bulking season.
1:16:53
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:16:53
Speaker 2: You're going to get shredded during bulking season.
1:16:57
Speaker 5: He's doing the pre-bulk shred. Exactly.
1:17:00
Speaker 2: I like to bulk in the summer.
1:17:03
Speaker 5: You're going to shred and then bulk to get back
1:17:04
Speaker 5: to your original weight, which is what you like anyway. Exactly. Yeah.
1:17:09
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get up to a bulky, just a
1:17:12
Speaker 2: strong 200. You want to weigh 200 pounds?
1:17:14
Speaker 1: Yeah. But lean. But lean. Lean 200.
1:17:19
Speaker 5: Lean 200. Yeah.
1:17:20
Speaker 2: Like I want to look like Christian Bale in that
1:17:22
Speaker 2: one movie.
1:17:23
Speaker 5: The Machinist?
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Speaker 1: Yeah. But at 200.
1:17:26
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:17:29
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:17:30
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Speaker 5: To a third? I'm sure I have seen others, but
1:18:53
Speaker 5: those were the two that came to mind. Yeah, that
1:18:57
Speaker 5: might be it. I've been watching Widow's Bay. I like it.
1:18:59
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bailed.
1:19:00
Speaker 5: I like it.
1:19:02
Speaker 1: What's that on Hulu?
1:19:03
Speaker 5: Apple TV.
1:19:03
Speaker 2: Apple TV.
1:19:05
Speaker 5: It's aight. It's aight.
1:19:06
Speaker 2: I thought it was solid. It's very, very similar to.
1:19:10
Speaker 2: Midnight Mass. Have you ever seen that?
1:19:12
Speaker 5: The movie?
1:19:13
Speaker 2: No, the show.
1:19:14
Speaker 5: No.
1:19:14
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen Haunting of Hill House?
1:19:17
Speaker 5: Yes.
1:19:17
Speaker 2: It's made by the same person.
1:19:18
Speaker 5: Is it?
1:19:19
Speaker 1: They have like three.
1:19:19
Speaker 2: It's Bly Manor, Haunting of Hill House.
1:19:21
Speaker 5: Haunting of Hill House was horrifying. Yeah, yeah.
1:19:24
Speaker 2: You should watch the other ones.
1:19:25
Speaker 5: They're really good. I can't watch that show alone. I
1:19:28
Speaker 5: can't watch it alone.
1:19:29
Speaker 2: Well, Midnight Mass is made by the same people, and
1:19:32
Speaker 2: it's very similar.
1:19:34
Speaker 5: This is much more fun and funny and lighthearted. yeah
1:19:37
Speaker 5: definitely yeah but it's very.
1:19:39
Speaker 2: Similar like midnight mass is like it's about a priest
1:19:41
Speaker 2: who moves on to an island and then the island's
1:19:44
Speaker 2: haunted whole thing very similar i see but it's good
1:19:48
Speaker 2: you guys are just getting scared alone of course i
1:19:51
Speaker 2: love getting spooked i want to watch that new season
1:19:53
Speaker 2: of american horror story it's supposed to be good i
1:19:55
Speaker 2: think it's i think it's uh i think they got
1:19:57
Speaker 2: fucking what's his name doing uh dommer again running it
1:20:01
Speaker 2: back sick love that If you want to get spooked,
1:20:05
Speaker 2: start learning about the Klu Klux Klan.
1:20:10
Speaker 1: Those guys are scary.
1:20:11
Speaker 2: Appreciate it. Although I'll have to take a look into that.
1:20:14
Speaker 1: I've been trying to do a medium dive on them,
1:20:17
Speaker 1: not deep dive, not too deep.
1:20:18
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
1:20:21
Speaker 1: But their original name was going to be the Thespians. Oh, really?
1:20:24
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:20:25
Speaker 1: Do you think they're happy with their choice? I mean,
1:20:28
Speaker 1: I think they have to be thrilled.
1:20:29
Speaker 2: There's probably some old head out there who still calls
1:20:31
Speaker 2: them the Thespians.
1:20:32
Speaker 1: Who probably goes by the Thespians.
1:20:34
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:20:35
Speaker 2: I've been in the thespians for as long as I
1:20:37
Speaker 2: can remember.
1:20:39
Speaker 5: What's that?
1:20:40
Speaker 2: Is that a club or something?
1:20:41
Speaker 5: What is that?
1:20:43
Speaker 1: Imagine going to sign up for the thespians in college
1:20:46
Speaker 1: and you just wind up with a bunch of bi
1:20:50
Speaker 1: kids that are like actors. I'm here to join the thespians.
1:20:59
Speaker 2: We're doing Jesus Christ superstars here.
1:21:03
Speaker 1: The thespians. Tyler, can you look up the Ku Klux Klans,
1:21:08
Speaker 1: the names of their power structure? They were calling themselves.
1:21:12
Speaker 5: The Grand Wizard.
1:21:13
Speaker 1: They have, like, the Grand Octopus. Or, like, the original
1:21:18
Speaker 1: Grand Wizard was, like, the Grand Cyclops.
1:21:21
Speaker 5: They have.
1:21:22
Speaker 2: Like, there's, like, ghouls.
1:21:23
Speaker 1: Whoa.
1:21:25
Speaker 2: Ghouls. General rank?
1:21:28
Speaker 1: It's very, like, uh... Like, Game of Thrones. Yeah, yeah.
1:21:33
Speaker 5: They're just, like, calling themselves.
1:21:34
Speaker 1: Like, ghouls and wizards and cyclops and shit like that.
1:21:41
Speaker 2: They're goofs.
1:21:42
Speaker 1: They're thespians. They're real thespians. They're actually goofs. They just
1:21:48
Speaker 1: took their role too far. I know.
1:21:51
Speaker 2: It's got to sound like... I don't know.
1:21:54
Speaker 5: It's got to be like.
1:21:56
Speaker 2: What's even the point of being in this? If you're
1:21:58
Speaker 2: the highest level of the clan.
1:22:04
Speaker 2: And like, you can't even like talk about it. It's
1:22:07
Speaker 2: not like you're living in this like secret society that
1:22:09
Speaker 2: no one gives a fuck about.
1:22:11
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:22:11
Speaker 2: I think that there's. I'm the highest ranking member of
1:22:14
Speaker 2: something that really no one gives a shit about. Yeah.
1:22:16
Speaker 1: I'm a ghoul. I'm the top ghoul on the East Coast.
1:22:19
Speaker 5: Like, whoa. But they care. They care. Yeah, they do.
1:22:23
Speaker 2: But they, no one gives a fuck about them. Like,
1:22:25
Speaker 2: you think that like, like ghouls are just cleaning up? Definitely.
1:22:30
Speaker 2: Or no, I actually know.
1:22:31
Speaker 1: I think they're not at all. I think they're like losers.
1:22:34
Speaker 2: They're not getting any pussy. But within the community, within
1:22:36
Speaker 2: the community? I don't know. I think they're like, I
1:22:38
Speaker 2: think even in the community, they're probably like, you guys
1:22:39
Speaker 2: are fucking weird. My feeling is that it's all dudes, too.
1:22:43
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
1:22:44
Speaker 1: That there's no fuzz in the Ku Klux Klan.
1:22:47
Speaker 2: No.
1:22:48
Speaker 5: No, but there may be a guy, a dad who
1:22:50
Speaker 5: has a bunch of daughters, and they grew up listening
1:22:53
Speaker 5: to his sort of clan speak. So they're indoctrinated. Yeah,
1:22:59
Speaker 5: but they don't. I want you to meet a nice
1:23:01
Speaker 5: clan boy someday. Come on now.
1:23:05
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess.
1:23:07
Speaker 2: That's probably a thing somewhere.
1:23:09
Speaker 1: But I bet if they just meet like a nice
1:23:12
Speaker 1: light-skinned guy.
1:23:13
Speaker 5: It all goes away.
1:23:14
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll all go away.
1:23:17
Speaker 2: Once they get a little, yeah, get a taste.
1:23:19
Speaker 1: That's probably what these guys are so scared of.
1:23:23
Speaker 2: That is what they're scared of.
1:23:25
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:23:25
Speaker 2: It's a bunch of like fat white dudes. Of course,
1:23:28
Speaker 2: that's what they're scared of. They're scared of the light-skinned cock.
1:23:33
Speaker 2: And the power that it holds.
1:23:35
Speaker 5: K-O-C-K.
1:23:37
Speaker 1: The light-skinned cock.
1:23:39
Speaker 2: That's why they have a grand dragon. They had to
1:23:42
Speaker 2: come up with all of this shit.
1:23:44
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what? He's fucking sick at baseball.
1:23:50
Speaker 5: I'm an orc.
1:23:51
Speaker 2: I'm literally a grand sentinel.
1:23:56
Speaker 1: The Grand Magi is the second officer in authority. Like
1:24:00
Speaker 1: a magi.
1:24:00
Speaker 2: You got any idea who you're talking to right now?
1:24:03
Speaker 2: I'm the fucking Grand Sentinel.
1:24:04
Speaker 1: It's like, what the, what is that? I'm a ghoul.
1:24:08
Speaker 2: I'm a fucking ghoul.
1:24:11
Speaker 5: Well, I'm a ghoul now, but they're saying the track
1:24:15
Speaker 5: to Grand Exchequer.
1:24:16
Speaker 1: Yeah. That scribe is well within reach.
1:24:18
Speaker 2: My father was a Grand Turk. I can only dream
1:24:22
Speaker 2: of the days.
1:24:23
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:24:26
Speaker 1: Because I think a big part of their propaganda.
1:24:28
Speaker 5: Big footsteps to fill.
1:24:29
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
1:24:31
Speaker 2: I mean, it is like in 2026, it's like you
1:24:33
Speaker 2: can just be racist online if you want. You don't
1:24:36
Speaker 2: got to play this game.
1:24:37
Speaker 5: But where's the fun in that, though?
1:24:38
Speaker 2: You don't got to play this fucking board game.
1:24:40
Speaker 5: They get to meet.
1:24:43
Speaker 1: Collectible card game. Yeah, that is true. They do get
1:24:46
Speaker 1: to meet, but.
1:24:48
Speaker 5: They have chapters. Yeah.
1:24:49
Speaker 1: They said that was a big part of the beginning.
1:24:52
Speaker 1: It was just a social club. Where they were, like, racist, but, like,
1:24:55
Speaker 1: that wasn't their whole personality. Yeah, they're racist.
1:24:59
Speaker 2: It probably started as, like, a Dungeons and Dragons team
1:25:02
Speaker 2: or some shit.
1:25:02
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then someone came along who's really charismatic. Yeah.
1:25:08
Speaker 5: And was like, yeah, no, we'll get to the Tectahedron
1:25:11
Speaker 5: die rolling. But for now, let me just tell you
1:25:15
Speaker 5: about this exchange I had down at the fucking grocery store.
1:25:18
Speaker 5: And they're like, all right. And eventually those stories sort of,
1:25:21
Speaker 5: he starts bringing friends and it's like, we haven't even
1:25:25
Speaker 5: played Dungeons and Dragons the last five meetings.
1:25:29
Speaker 1: I mean, that's probably what it is.
1:25:34
Speaker 5: Yeah. But they kept the names.
1:25:35
Speaker 2: By the way, the clan was born out of some
1:25:36
Speaker 2: other sort of point.
1:25:47
Speaker 5: There was another, I can't remember, but I do remember
1:25:50
Speaker 5: reading that the birth of the Klan had to do
1:25:54
Speaker 5: with something other than racism.
1:25:57
Speaker 2: I think that's what they said.
1:25:58
Speaker 1: Just guys hanging out.
1:26:00
Speaker 5: No, can you look up?
1:26:01
Speaker 2: They were in Tennessee.
1:26:04
Speaker 5: Indiana was where it started.
1:26:05
Speaker 1: Oh, was it?
1:26:06
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:26:07
Speaker 1: Okay.
1:26:07
Speaker 5: I think.
1:26:09
Speaker 1: I might have got some up.
1:26:11
Speaker 2: Pulaski, Tennessee.
1:26:12
Speaker 1: By six former Confederate soldiers.
1:26:14
Speaker 5: Oh, my God. Why did I think it was? You
1:26:16
Speaker 5: know why I thought it was in Indiana? Because in
1:26:19
Speaker 5: the Reggie Miller versus the Knicks fucking 30 for 30.
1:26:26
Speaker 5: Spike Lee, when he went to Indiana for the away
1:26:30
Speaker 5: games of that series, said, Indiana, birthplace of the Klan.
1:26:36
Speaker 5: He says that in the doc.
1:26:37
Speaker 1: I mean, it's only to fit his anti-Nicks narrative. Or
1:26:40
Speaker 1: his anti-Reggie Miller narrative.
1:26:43
Speaker 2: Oh, we're so persecuted.
1:26:44
Speaker 1: Yeah. Really, it's the Tennessee Titan fans.
1:26:48
Speaker 2: They say that that northern part of Idaho has got
1:26:50
Speaker 2: a lot of people in the KKK.
1:26:52
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got the bad guys.
1:26:54
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like a whole presence up there.
1:26:56
Speaker 5: I was dead wrong. The Klan formed as a violent
1:26:59
Speaker 5: backlash against federal reconstruction policies and the 14th Amendment, which
1:27:04
Speaker 5: obviously abolished slavery, right? And granted citizenship equal protection and
1:27:08
Speaker 5: voting rights to newly freed black men.
1:27:12
Speaker 1: They're basically like, we got to keep all the weapons
1:27:14
Speaker 1: and the bros can't get any of the weapons. We're
1:27:18
Speaker 1: going to have to be the ones who keep all
1:27:20
Speaker 1: the weapons. And they were just run up on people's
1:27:23
Speaker 1: political intimidation.
1:27:24
Speaker 2: They're trying to do that now.
1:27:26
Speaker 5: I almost thought it had something to do with like, I.
1:27:31
Speaker 1: Don't know. Stay trots.
1:27:32
Speaker 2: I thought it was a lot of like uh like
1:27:34
Speaker 2: it was yeah it was to force to terrorize black
1:27:37
Speaker 2: voters i thought that was like the one of the
1:27:39
Speaker 2: main points.
1:27:39
Speaker 1: Of it because i think voting voting used to not
1:27:41
Speaker 1: be uh private no indifferent in certain places so like
1:27:45
Speaker 1: they would literally just like be like around you be
1:27:47
Speaker 1: like who are.
1:27:48
Speaker 2: You yeah okay no blue no blue curtain.
1:27:53
Speaker 5: I'm also wrong about this it was the 13th amendment
1:27:56
Speaker 5: that abolished slavery.
1:27:57
Speaker 2: 14th made everyone a citizen yeah you know i'm sorry Hey,
1:28:03
Speaker 2: nothing wrong with that. Hey, there's a lot of amendments.
1:28:05
Speaker 2: There's a lot of amendments.
1:28:06
Speaker 5: I'm sorry. It just doesn't matter.
1:28:08
Speaker 2: Hey, there's a lot of amendments. No one asked you
1:28:11
Speaker 2: to memorize all of them.
1:28:12
Speaker 5: No. I don't even know past two. How many amendments
1:28:17
Speaker 5: could you actually name?
1:28:19
Speaker 1: Not a lot.
1:28:20
Speaker 2: I actually would prefer we don't do this.
1:28:21
Speaker 1: No, I'm not asking you to.
1:28:23
Speaker 5: I think I know one and two. That's it at
1:28:25
Speaker 5: this point.
1:28:26
Speaker 2: I don't want to look like a fool right now.
1:28:27
Speaker 5: I think at one point I knew one through five maybe.
1:28:29
Speaker 2: I know 19 is women's rights. I know 14. I
1:28:32
Speaker 2: know 14 citizens. 13 abolishes slavery.
1:28:35
Speaker 1: What's the fourth? No, it's the second.
1:28:38
Speaker 5: That's the second.
1:28:38
Speaker 2: So the third is.
1:28:40
Speaker 5: drawing quarters. Oh, no.
1:28:40
Speaker 2: You don't even know them. Oh, wow. That's bad. But
1:28:43
Speaker 2: that's my First Amendment right.
1:28:45
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is true.
1:28:46
Speaker 5: That is true.
1:28:47
Speaker 2: You are allowed to not know them.
1:28:48
Speaker 1: That is true.
1:28:49
Speaker 5: One and two.
1:28:50
Speaker 1: Wait, first is freedom of the.
1:28:51
Speaker 2: Second is guns.
1:28:53
Speaker 5: No, not drawing quarters.
1:28:54
Speaker 1: I thought we were.
1:28:54
Speaker 2: Doing this, bro.
1:28:55
Speaker 1: Second's right to bear arms.
1:28:56
Speaker 5: It's also not drawing and quartering. You won't have to quarter...
1:29:00
Speaker 5: uh military members you draw drawing and quartering is a
1:29:04
Speaker 5: way of torturing.
1:29:05
Speaker 2: I didn't say anything about drawing.
1:29:06
Speaker 5: I thought you said oh you did oh okay okay
1:29:11
Speaker 5: you don't have to be drawn and quartered you have
1:29:13
Speaker 5: your as per the amendments to the united states.
1:29:17
Speaker 2: You guys don't know any of them fourth is a
1:29:20
Speaker 2: search and seizure That's unlawful search and seizure.
1:29:23
Speaker 1: Got it.
1:29:24
Speaker 5: Let's go to the top five again.
1:29:25
Speaker 2: So fourth is a big one. Fourth is the one
1:29:26
Speaker 2: where you can be like, I'm allowed to film you
1:29:29
Speaker 2: when you pull me over.
1:29:29
Speaker 1: For drunk driving.
1:29:30
Speaker 2: No, that's first.
1:29:30
Speaker 1: That's first. That's freedom of the press.
1:29:33
Speaker 5: Quartering of, you don't have to like house soldiers in
1:29:36
Speaker 5: your private home. That's the third amendment. And you don't
1:29:38
Speaker 5: have to make a drawing of them.
1:29:38
Speaker 1: You don't have to sketch them.
1:29:39
Speaker 5: No, no, no.
1:29:41
Speaker 2: Wait, so it makes, they need like a warrant to
1:29:42
Speaker 2: search you is the fourth one.
1:29:44
Speaker 5: Yeah. Fourth is, yeah, bars unreasonable searches and seizures.
1:29:46
Speaker 1: We're so fucking stupid.
1:29:47
Speaker 2: I'm really smart. You guys are really smart.
1:29:49
Speaker 5: Fifth is establishes grand juries, double jeopardy protections. So that's
1:29:52
Speaker 5: like the jury system. Oh, my God.
1:29:57
Speaker 2: Oh, this is nice. The Sixth Amendment guarantees a speedy trial.
1:30:00
Speaker 5: You see, then I get why we never learned. I mean,
1:30:03
Speaker 5: none of the rest of this shit is. I'm going
1:30:04
Speaker 5: to bring that one out if I ever get arrested.
1:30:06
Speaker 1: Who cares?
1:30:07
Speaker 2: No, actually, I was guaranteed a speedy trial. You're violating
1:30:10
Speaker 2: my sixth.
1:30:11
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:30:12
Speaker 2: Get me in and get me out.
1:30:16
Speaker 1: The six is probably.
1:30:17
Speaker 2: That should be abolished because that just can't be happening still. Obviously,
1:30:21
Speaker 2: I know that's not what the full thing is, but....
1:30:24
Speaker 1: Anyway, the Ku Klux Klan are dumb, bro. They're fucking dumb.
1:30:28
Speaker 1: We're not the dumb ones.
1:30:28
Speaker 2: We're smart.
1:30:29
Speaker 5: We're the smart ones. They got nothing on us.
1:30:33
Speaker 2: They're fucking stupid. You'd never get caught up in any
1:30:35
Speaker 2: of that Tennessee bullshit.
1:30:36
Speaker 1: Goofy-ass Tennessee thespian bullshit.
1:30:40
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:30:40
Speaker 1: They were based on the....
1:30:43
Speaker 2: A fraternity, I think, in North Carolina, the name was.
1:30:46
Speaker 1: It was like a clue.
1:30:47
Speaker 2: Kappa Sig?
1:30:48
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:30:50
Speaker 5: Kappa Sig?
1:30:52
Speaker 1: You know, that's my last one.
1:30:54
Speaker 2: We're actually going to name our little thing that we're
1:30:56
Speaker 2: starting off of you guys, if that's cool.
1:30:57
Speaker 1: That would be an honor.
1:31:02
Speaker 2: What are you guys about?
1:31:04
Speaker 5: You don't have any Kappa Kappa Kappas here.
1:31:06
Speaker 1: Do you?
1:31:09
Speaker 2: Based on a misspelling. Played a lot of video games
1:31:12
Speaker 2: this weekend.
1:31:12
Speaker 1: Ton.
1:31:13
Speaker 2: But I was playing with Jerry and Mook. And on
1:31:16
Speaker 2: Saturday night.
1:31:17
Speaker 5: Are they playing the same amount you are?
1:31:20
Speaker 2: Jerry definitely. Mook barely plays. Mook more just watches.
1:31:24
Speaker 5: He just watches the whole time? Mook's a suit.
1:31:25
Speaker 2: He's a full suit now, which is fine. There's nothing
1:31:27
Speaker 2: wrong with that. But he is, you know.
1:31:29
Speaker 5: What do you mean by that?
1:31:30
Speaker 1: He's head honcho.
1:31:31
Speaker 2: He's the big guy.
1:31:32
Speaker 5: He's business.
1:31:33
Speaker 1: He's strictly business.
1:31:35
Speaker 5: Doesn't even play.
1:31:36
Speaker 2: He told me on Saturday, he was like, I got
1:31:37
Speaker 2: to hop off. I got some admin work I got
1:31:39
Speaker 2: to get to. The fuck does that mean?
1:31:40
Speaker 1: Admin work?
1:31:41
Speaker 2: Paperwork? I mean, he's keeping the lights on, you know,
1:31:45
Speaker 2: so I can't give him too much shit.
1:31:46
Speaker 1: Or he's stealing from you guys like Dane Cook's brother.
1:31:49
Speaker 2: I mean, there's nothing to steal.
1:31:51
Speaker 5: Perfect.
1:31:51
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fine with me. But we were playing and
1:31:54
Speaker 2: we were playing like we were all in Discord together.
1:31:56
Speaker 2: And Jerry said someone joined his lobby and he said,
1:32:00
Speaker 2: this is my old duo, his buddy Ravioli. Oh, yeah.
1:32:05
Speaker 1: He's like Ravioli just joined.
1:32:06
Speaker 2: And I immediately remember. I remember when Jerry used to
1:32:08
Speaker 2: play Call of Duty with this guy named Ravioli. And
1:32:11
Speaker 2: they're having like a one way conversation. We can only
1:32:13
Speaker 2: hear Jerry because this guy's in Jerry's game talking to
1:32:16
Speaker 2: him in the game. But like, I'm not in his game,
1:32:18
Speaker 2: so I can't hear him. So we're hearing just one
1:32:21
Speaker 2: side of the conversation for like 30 minutes straight. And
1:32:24
Speaker 2: he's talking to Ravioli.
1:32:25
Speaker 1: How's the Navy?
1:32:26
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ravioli's in the Navy. He's talking about the Navy.
1:32:29
Speaker 2: He's talking about he's got a kid on the way,
1:32:31
Speaker 2: getting married, all this stuff. And then I hear from
1:32:34
Speaker 2: Jerry's side, I go, he's like, what was that other
1:32:37
Speaker 2: guy's name that we used to play with? Like that
1:32:40
Speaker 2: third guy. And then there's like a long pause and
1:32:42
Speaker 2: then you just hear Jerry go, Rigatoni!
1:32:45
Speaker 1: Yeah! They're playing with the Olive Garden starting five? The
1:32:54
Speaker 1: fuck is that? I started dying laughing.
1:32:57
Speaker 2: I was like, the last thing I expected was Rigatoni?
1:33:00
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:33:02
Speaker 2: But yeah, there was three of them. It was ravioli, rigatoni,
1:33:05
Speaker 2: and then- Bob. The other one was? No, the other
1:33:08
Speaker 2: one was another pasta.
1:33:09
Speaker 5: Oh, really? Yeah. Linguini?
1:33:11
Speaker 2: I think it might have been linguini, yeah.
1:33:12
Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense. It can't be lasagna.
1:33:15
Speaker 2: No, hell no.
1:33:16
Speaker 5: Hell no.
1:33:17
Speaker 1: It is a great name, though.
1:33:18
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:33:19
Speaker 2: Ravioli's amazing. Ravioli's a solid name.
1:33:20
Speaker 1: I mean, rigatoni you'd think would come first, because his
1:33:23
Speaker 1: name's probably like Tony. Yeah, yeah.
1:33:25
Speaker 2: It probably did. And then Ravioli, though.
1:33:27
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:33:27
Speaker 1: Where the fuck is that guy coming from?
1:33:29
Speaker 2: But then Ravioli hopped in the Discord for a little bit.
1:33:31
Speaker 2: We chopped it up.
1:33:32
Speaker 5: Great times.
1:33:32
Speaker 3: How is he?
1:33:33
Speaker 1: Good guy?
1:33:33
Speaker 2: Great guy. Great guy.
1:33:34
Speaker 1: Is he a Dago?
1:33:36
Speaker 5: No.
1:33:37
Speaker 1: Interesting.
1:33:38
Speaker 2: Good guy, though. Great guy. It was a fun time.
1:33:40
Speaker 1: So he's stealing valor, basically, pretending to be an Italian man.
1:33:44
Speaker 2: I have no idea if he was Italian. He didn't
1:33:46
Speaker 2: sound like he didn't have a thick Italian accent, if
1:33:48
Speaker 2: that's what you were asking.
1:33:49
Speaker 1: That is what I'm asking. He's not from Italy.
1:33:52
Speaker 2: It's a me.
1:33:53
Speaker 1: Yeah. Ravioli.
1:33:56
Speaker 2: He has real names, Ravioli.
1:34:01
Speaker 1: That would be a sick name.
1:34:03
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had a good weekend, though. We streamed for
1:34:06
Speaker 2: a long-ass time, got to watch the new team play.
1:34:08
Speaker 2: Things are looking good. Things are looking really solid.
1:34:11
Speaker 5: Who's the new team? Are there any returning players?
1:34:14
Speaker 2: There are not, actually.
1:34:15
Speaker 5: Where have they all gone? Some of them are going
1:34:17
Speaker 5: to go up to the top league?
1:34:19
Speaker 1: We had a whole team built.
1:34:22
Speaker 2: Uh like i'm two weeks ago a month ago and
1:34:24
Speaker 2: that whole team got picked up as one team to
1:34:26
Speaker 2: go to the league oh my goodness yeah they took
1:34:28
Speaker 2: our literally our entire team every player wow so they're
1:34:33
Speaker 2: but i mean they're they're playing great in the pro
1:34:35
Speaker 2: league so i mean i'm happy for them that's cool
1:34:37
Speaker 2: you built that yeah it's pretty sick i'm happy for
1:34:39
Speaker 2: are they grateful to you oh yeah yeah definitely they
1:34:41
Speaker 2: are yeah yeah.
1:34:43
Speaker 1: How do they express that they tell us they say what.
1:34:46
Speaker 2: Every single one of them has reached out to us
1:34:48
Speaker 2: personally after they get picked up and just say, like,
1:34:50
Speaker 2: thanks for everything you guys did. Like, this really helped
1:34:52
Speaker 2: me out a lot.
1:34:54
Speaker 5: Have they acknowledged you publicly?
1:34:56
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
1:34:57
Speaker 2: They're still, they're still keep it, like, they're still, like,
1:35:00
Speaker 2: hopping in the streams and stuff, like, hanging out.
1:35:02
Speaker 1: Like, they're not, like, disappearing. If I was on a
1:35:04
Speaker 1: pro team, if I owned a pro team, I would
1:35:06
Speaker 1: just be looking to whoever you guys built and just
1:35:09
Speaker 1: steal your entire team every time.
1:35:11
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is, that's unfortunately just how it works. I mean,
1:35:14
Speaker 2: we don't really have All of these guys, their goal
1:35:16
Speaker 2: is to go to the pro league, so we can't
1:35:17
Speaker 2: stop them from doing that, nor would we want to
1:35:19
Speaker 2: do that.
1:35:20
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:35:20
Speaker 5: Right.
1:35:20
Speaker 1: You guys running background checks now?
1:35:25
Speaker 2: No, no, we probably should. But we got our team.
1:35:28
Speaker 2: We need big Dom in there, interrogating them.
1:35:31
Speaker 5: I know, we do.
1:35:32
Speaker 2: I saw Dom was getting chewed out by the Titans.
1:35:36
Speaker 2: Enzo boys?
1:35:37
Speaker 1: Yeah, Enzo boys.
1:35:38
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:35:38
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:35:39
Speaker 2: Did you see Deshaun Watson when he scored yesterday? Ran
1:35:41
Speaker 2: right over to the end zone, boys.
1:35:43
Speaker 1: Was he talking that mess?
1:35:43
Speaker 2: Because I bet they were saying some crazy shit to him. Yeah.
1:35:46
Speaker 2: I hope he talked that mess.
1:35:47
Speaker 1: I know.
1:35:48
Speaker 2: I know.
1:35:51
Speaker 5: But no, yeah.
1:35:51
Speaker 2: Our team this year, we got this dude, Caden Exceed.
1:35:55
Speaker 2: He's like kind of our star player. Been in the
1:35:56
Speaker 2: league a bunch. Kind of similar to Byron. Then we
1:35:59
Speaker 2: got Aspect, who's from London. And then we got Johnny,
1:36:05
Speaker 2: New Jersey guy. And then we got Skill, who's Jamaican.
1:36:09
Speaker 2: He's from Jamaica. Big accent.
1:36:11
Speaker 5: How does he spell Skill?
1:36:13
Speaker 2: S-K-I-L.
1:36:14
Speaker 5: Just one L.
1:36:15
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
1:36:15
Speaker 5: That's cool. That is cool.
1:36:17
Speaker 1: It is cool.
1:36:17
Speaker 2: He's fucking sick.
1:36:18
Speaker 5: Yeah. He's 18.
1:36:19
Speaker 1: It kind of reminds me of the steps by the
1:36:22
Speaker 1: sunset at Dumbo. Just all these different nationalities all coming together.
1:36:26
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a melting pot for sure.
1:36:28
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys are wildly diverse.
1:36:29
Speaker 2: We got a lot of culture at the Bush.
1:36:31
Speaker 5: Respect.
1:36:32
Speaker 2: Jamaican to England people. I mean, come on now.
1:36:34
Speaker 1: Who's the one who was in the interview being like,
1:36:36
Speaker 1: I'm going to fucking try hard as shit?
1:36:38
Speaker 2: They're all saying that.
1:36:39
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
1:36:39
Speaker 2: Because they got good PR.
1:36:41
Speaker 5: They do.
1:36:42
Speaker 2: Like Jason Tatum.
1:36:42
Speaker 5: They're go-hards.
1:36:43
Speaker 2: I mean, these guys, they're putting it all out there.
1:36:45
Speaker 5: Hang on a minute. Let's talk about that exchange. What?
1:36:49
Speaker 5: You know, fucking Jalen Brown and Jason Tatum. Yeah.
1:36:53
Speaker 2: I didn't see this.
1:36:54
Speaker 5: Jalen Brown, they were like, is there beef between you
1:36:57
Speaker 5: and Jason Tatum?
1:36:57
Speaker 2: Oh, he said it's lamb.
1:36:58
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he also was like, no, I have a
1:37:00
Speaker 5: lot of respect for him. There's no beef. You know,
1:37:02
Speaker 5: we've accomplished a lot together. He comes from a great family.
1:37:05
Speaker 5: He's got a great PR team. That's a strange thing
1:37:09
Speaker 5: to say.
1:37:10
Speaker 2: That he's got a great PR team?
1:37:11
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, it is.
1:37:12
Speaker 2: That is weird to say.
1:37:13
Speaker 5: That's a shot.
1:37:16
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
1:37:17
Speaker 5: Right?
1:37:17
Speaker 2: I would assume. I mean, I was saying last night, like,
1:37:20
Speaker 2: are people going to boot uh jalen brown when he
1:37:22
Speaker 2: comes back to play at the garden no way and
1:37:25
Speaker 2: they were saying no but i was like why not
1:37:27
Speaker 2: i would boo him for sure i.
1:37:28
Speaker 1: Know he didn't ask to get traded they just traded
1:37:30
Speaker 1: him that's what he wanted to stay he's got a
1:37:32
Speaker 1: great he's got a great pr team.
1:37:34
Speaker 5: No no jalen brown said that jason tatum has a.
1:37:36
Speaker 2: Great okay and jace did jason tatum say anything about
1:37:39
Speaker 2: jalen brown's pr team.
1:37:40
Speaker 1: He said my pr team is telling me not to
1:37:42
Speaker 1: say anything about this really yeah See, that's aura.
1:37:46
Speaker 5: Is that what sparked Jalen Brown to say that? No, no, no.
1:37:49
Speaker 1: It's because he's putting out some kind of documentary or
1:37:51
Speaker 1: something about his journey. Oh. He might actually have a
1:37:55
Speaker 1: good PR team.
1:37:56
Speaker 2: Do you think that was just like a straight up
1:37:58
Speaker 2: just a compliment from Jalen Brown?
1:38:00
Speaker 5: No.
1:38:00
Speaker 1: It might have been. I saw that.
1:38:03
Speaker 2: He said, we don't have beef. We got a lamb
1:38:05
Speaker 2: with a little gravy. We got a little lamb chop.
1:38:06
Speaker 2: We got a couple of lamb chops. See, that sucks.
1:38:10
Speaker 2: That's dumb as hell.
1:38:13
Speaker 1: That's terrible.
1:38:14
Speaker 2: Well, whatever, bro.
1:38:15
Speaker 1: Everybody can't be a fucking don't tell comedian.
1:38:18
Speaker 5: Whoa.
1:38:19
Speaker 1: Nasty.
1:38:20
Speaker 2: Why is that nasty? You're don't tell. That's a shot.
1:38:25
Speaker 2: Didn't you have don't tell?
1:38:26
Speaker 1: Yeah you got a hell of a pr team relax
1:38:30
Speaker 1: bro i'm trying to big you up i'm saying you're
1:38:32
Speaker 1: a good comedy writer maybe he's not he's a good hooper.
1:38:36
Speaker 2: We'll see we'll see if he's a good hooper i
1:38:39
Speaker 2: did get i did get his name for you guys
1:38:41
Speaker 2: play that game krillian yes it's very fun it's amazing
1:38:44
Speaker 2: you should play it you would like it can we
1:38:45
Speaker 2: play right now it's just like a one of those
1:38:47
Speaker 2: like phone things where it's like you play like you
1:38:49
Speaker 2: guess uh it'll be like a trivia question and then
1:38:52
Speaker 2: your goal is to get the least common answer.
1:38:55
Speaker 1: Okay let's play let's play like.
1:38:56
Speaker 2: The most points no no no no because i want
1:38:58
Speaker 2: to do it later yeah but then you can get
1:39:00
Speaker 2: a better score later no i don't do that's you
1:39:02
Speaker 2: do that i have never been able to score i've
1:39:04
Speaker 2: never been able to i'm paying for this i only
1:39:06
Speaker 2: have one device i got five dollars i get to
1:39:08
Speaker 2: redo them if i want really yeah i play because
1:39:11
Speaker 2: i play the archive every night what but i'm going
1:39:14
Speaker 2: to bed so then why why would you care you're
1:39:16
Speaker 2: replaying it that's how you're doing it because i haven't
1:39:18
Speaker 2: done this one you gotta pay you gotta pay for
1:39:23
Speaker 2: the archive now fuck it you just have to give
1:39:24
Speaker 2: now we don't want to be like we're playing games
1:39:26
Speaker 2: on the podcast podcast.
1:39:28
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah but that wasn't supposed to be the design
1:39:30
Speaker 1: of the show but i just want to share an
1:39:32
Speaker 1: experience with francis.
1:39:34
Speaker 2: Well francis is not going to ever do it i
1:39:36
Speaker 2: mean we know that already he's gonna you're gonna never
1:39:38
Speaker 2: play it why because you hate games Do I?
1:39:41
Speaker 1: Yeah. Francis used to have game nights at his apartment.
1:39:44
Speaker 5: I like games.
1:39:45
Speaker 2: Ever since he met me.
1:39:46
Speaker 1: That's not true.
1:39:48
Speaker 2: You're anti-game now.
1:39:49
Speaker 5: That's not the case. You're talking about video games.
1:39:51
Speaker 2: I'm talking about I play all types of games. You've
1:39:54
Speaker 2: never played a board game. Yes, of course I have.
1:39:56
Speaker 2: When was the last one? I played Secret Hitler at
1:39:59
Speaker 2: Francis' house.
1:40:00
Speaker 5: No, you didn't.
1:40:01
Speaker 1: No, I didn't.
1:40:02
Speaker 5: You've never been. You will never want to come to
1:40:05
Speaker 5: my home.
1:40:06
Speaker 2: I've been to your home.
1:40:08
Speaker 5: Twice. Not my new one. Upstate. Oh, yeah, that's true.
1:40:12
Speaker 2: Your main property.
1:40:13
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
1:40:13
Speaker 2: Correct me if I'm wrong.
1:40:14
Speaker 1: The IRS is listening.
1:40:15
Speaker 5: That's where I live. I think that once I have
1:40:19
Speaker 5: Gilly trained, I'm going to bring her in and she'll
1:40:22
Speaker 5: be here for when we record. That's okay with you guys.
1:40:25
Speaker 5: But she'll be very quiet. Huh.
1:40:26
Speaker 2: That sounds great.
1:40:27
Speaker 5: She doesn't have to be on camera. Huh. You don't
1:40:30
Speaker 5: like that, do you?
1:40:32
Speaker 1: I love it.
1:40:33
Speaker 2: What's wrong with having a dog around? No, no, I'm
1:40:35
Speaker 2: fine with that. You're an anti-dog now? I just thought
1:40:38
Speaker 2: this was a place of work, but.
1:40:40
Speaker 5: We can bring their dogs in here all the time.
1:40:42
Speaker 2: Make some pleasure too.
1:40:42
Speaker 5: That's fine.
1:40:43
Speaker 2: You brought three cats in here. I mean, my cats
1:40:46
Speaker 2: are going to be horrified.
1:40:49
Speaker 1: Put them all onto the couch running away.
1:40:52
Speaker 5: I suppose I should have said that a different way,
1:40:53
Speaker 5: which is that would you guys, how would you feel
1:40:56
Speaker 5: about me bringing a dog?
1:40:57
Speaker 1: I would love a dog. I'm a hundred percent.
1:40:59
Speaker 5: Great.
1:41:00
Speaker 1: If you do that, I would love if you did
1:41:02
Speaker 1: that studio dog.
1:41:03
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:41:04
Speaker 2: Just keep them in here forever. Running circles around just
1:41:08
Speaker 2: viciously while we're recording.
1:41:09
Speaker 5: Chewing on the cords.
1:41:10
Speaker 1: Just wearing a hole into the floor.
1:41:13
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's getting her 20 miles in right now.
1:41:17
Speaker 1: Or you pull up one of those vans that have
1:41:19
Speaker 1: a treadmill in the back and she just jumps right
1:41:21
Speaker 1: in while we're recording and sprints. Oh, man. Those things
1:41:26
Speaker 1: look awesome, but then you think about it and it's like, oh,
1:41:28
Speaker 1: that's soulless.
1:41:30
Speaker 2: Dude, that's got to be like... Walking on the treadmill
1:41:32
Speaker 2: or running on the treadmill already is... like actually i
1:41:35
Speaker 2: think it's one of my least favorite things but doing
1:41:38
Speaker 2: it in the back of a u-haul when you're just
1:41:40
Speaker 2: in a box i mean that would be hell you
1:41:44
Speaker 2: have to sprint you're just looking at the thing just
1:41:46
Speaker 2: move the dot counting the mile what i don't even
1:41:50
Speaker 2: know about this you have you ever seen uh tyler
1:41:53
Speaker 2: i think there's videos of them dogs uh like basically
1:41:58
Speaker 2: it's vans for overactive or hyperactive dogs and the dog
1:42:02
Speaker 2: sprints into the back of the van and just fucking
1:42:05
Speaker 2: runs on a treadmill.
1:42:06
Speaker 5: While they're driving somewhere?
1:42:08
Speaker 2: No, it's like they park outside.
1:42:10
Speaker 1: They just basically park right outside, and it's like, okay,
1:42:12
Speaker 1: you want to run your dog?
1:42:14
Speaker 5: Oh.
1:42:14
Speaker 2: I mean, if people are actually doing it, which, by
1:42:18
Speaker 2: the way, if you got to do this, you just
1:42:20
Speaker 2: shouldn't have a dog. If you got to get the
1:42:23
Speaker 2: van coming to your house every morning to run on
1:42:25
Speaker 2: the back of it, that was never intended with dogs.
1:42:29
Speaker 5: But, like.
1:42:31
Speaker 2: The guy who made this, if people are using it,
1:42:34
Speaker 2: this has to be kind of like a get rich
1:42:36
Speaker 2: quick scheme.
1:42:38
Speaker 1: I wonder if people are using it. I mean, people
1:42:40
Speaker 1: probably use it once or twice and they're like, yeah,
1:42:42
Speaker 1: like how do I even know if my dog's happy?
1:42:44
Speaker 1: But I could be the kind of thing you just
1:42:45
Speaker 1: sign up for forever. You're like, well, dog seems fine.
1:42:49
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess.
1:42:51
Speaker 2: We put it in this box and let it run.
1:42:53
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:42:53
Speaker 1: So you should definitely bring your dog. We'll have your
1:42:55
Speaker 1: dog in here and we'll get the Xbox fridge.
1:42:58
Speaker 2: The Xbox fridge needs to come.
1:43:00
Speaker 1: We need that Xbox fridge badly.
1:43:02
Speaker 2: The full sized one. We got to get the console
1:43:05
Speaker 2: in here so we can play NHL. I'm down. That'd
1:43:08
Speaker 2: be fun.
1:43:09
Speaker 1: We all got to get on NHL. It's going to
1:43:11
Speaker 1: be my way into hockey this year.
1:43:13
Speaker 2: The new NHL game is the worst one they've ever made.
1:43:15
Speaker 2: So I don't know if I would recommend that.
1:43:17
Speaker 5: I would.
1:43:18
Speaker 2: Try out 16. Try out NHL 16.
1:43:20
Speaker 1: Perfect.
1:43:20
Speaker 2: It's a quality game. Quality game.
1:43:23
Speaker 1: Francis, you've got to have another game night. I was
1:43:24
Speaker 1: at a wedding where a bunch of Barstool people were
1:43:26
Speaker 1: this weekend, this past weekend.
1:43:28
Speaker 5: Oh, Robbie Fox's.
1:43:29
Speaker 1: Yes. And it just had me hankering for a nice
1:43:33
Speaker 1: hangout of, you know, we all go over to Francis's house.
1:43:37
Speaker 1: We all play a game. yeah i would love to
1:43:40
Speaker 1: nice we could.
1:43:40
Speaker 5: Do that i don't really have room in my apartment
1:43:43
Speaker 5: my apartment's uh quite small which is funny too because
1:43:46
Speaker 5: um my buddy who you know you were on a
1:43:48
Speaker 5: plane with him um he's coming to stay with me
1:43:52
Speaker 5: uh for like the next three nights and i was
1:43:55
Speaker 5: like dude he asked to oh really i was like.
1:43:58
Speaker 1: Yeah vegas trip I spotted him. We were on the
1:44:01
Speaker 1: same flight together. I spotted him because he was trying
1:44:03
Speaker 1: to hop bottle with the pilot. Wait a second.
1:44:09
Speaker 2: Where do I know that from?
1:44:12
Speaker 5: But he asked to stay with me. And I was like, yeah, man,
1:44:14
Speaker 5: you know, you're welcome to. But are you sure you
1:44:18
Speaker 5: want to do that? I was like, I live in
1:44:20
Speaker 5: a small one bedroom. Yeah. He's like, I'll be fine.
1:44:23
Speaker 5: I'll stay on the couch. I was like, again, okay.
1:44:27
Speaker 5: You know, we have friends that have like spare bedrooms
1:44:30
Speaker 5: with full bathrooms that you could use, right?
1:44:33
Speaker 2: He wants to be with you, though. He had a
1:44:34
Speaker 2: good time in Vegas with you.
1:44:35
Speaker 5: I'm thrilled. Yeah. I'm excited to have him.
1:44:38
Speaker 2: That's going to be fun. But it was very funny
1:44:40
Speaker 2: to me. It's always fun having a buddy stay at
1:44:42
Speaker 2: your place.
1:44:42
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:44:43
Speaker 2: Let's go over when he's over. Yeah, definitely.
1:44:47
Speaker 5: Well, I think I'm going to walk him up through
1:44:48
Speaker 5: Brooklyn Heights to meet my Dutch friend.
1:44:50
Speaker 1: Of course. Oh, it starts tonight?
1:44:53
Speaker 5: He's coming today, yeah.
1:44:54
Speaker 1: Oh, really?
1:44:55
Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
1:44:56
Speaker 1: Oh, that's going to be awesome. Yeah. He was such
1:44:58
Speaker 1: a nice guy.
1:44:58
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's the man.
1:44:59
Speaker 2: It's a shame the game tonight's going to suck because
1:45:01
Speaker 2: that would have been a fun one to watch.
1:45:02
Speaker 5: Who's playing?
1:45:03
Speaker 2: It's Eagles Cowboys, but Eagles obviously have no players. This
1:45:07
Speaker 2: is the past now when this podcast is coming out. Well,
1:45:10
Speaker 2: that's fine. That's okay.
1:45:11
Speaker 1: They've already won. They're already three and four. The Eagles? Yeah,
1:45:15
Speaker 1: and they're on the comeback train.
1:45:16
Speaker 5: Oh, come on. Come on, Ron. Do you think the
1:45:19
Speaker 5: Giants are going to win the NFC East?
1:45:22
Speaker 2: I think it's possible.
1:45:23
Speaker 1: Who do you think is going to win then?
1:45:25
Speaker 5: The Cowboys. I don't know. It's either Giants or Cowboys.
1:45:29
Speaker 2: You think the Eagles are going to win? They're in
1:45:31
Speaker 2: second place.
1:45:33
Speaker 1: But they are two wins.
1:45:35
Speaker 2: You know they're probably going to lose every other game
1:45:38
Speaker 2: this season. Except maybe they'll be like the Titans or
1:45:40
Speaker 2: something if they play them.
1:45:42
Speaker 5: It's okay.
1:45:45
Speaker 1: AJ Brown is killing it, so I'm just happy to
1:45:47
Speaker 1: see somebody that used to be on the Eagles doing
1:45:48
Speaker 1: really well.
1:45:49
Speaker 2: Brother, I'm not here to argue. I'm just stating the obvious.
1:45:53
Speaker 2: Me neither. You have no players on your team.
1:45:55
Speaker 1: I'm not here to argue.
1:45:56
Speaker 2: You think Jalen Carter is going to save the day?
1:45:58
Speaker 1: You want to argue?
1:45:59
Speaker 2: I would never do that.
1:46:01
Speaker 1: Not on this show. Not while the Second Amendment is
1:46:04
Speaker 1: protecting my rights. God, am I fucking stupid?
1:46:11
Speaker 5: All right.
1:46:12
Speaker 1: Guys, get some merch. Oh, yeah, yeah. Make sure you
1:46:14
Speaker 1: check out the new merch.
1:46:15
Speaker 5: We have really cool merch now. I'm actually pretty stoked
1:46:18
Speaker 5: about it.
1:46:18
Speaker 2: Black Friday, it'll be out. It'll be out on the
1:46:20
Speaker 2: Barstool store. I have one next to Harry, too. I mean,
1:46:22
Speaker 2: this is.
1:46:22
Speaker 5: That's awesome.
1:46:23
Speaker 2: This is a quality piece of apparel. That's clean as hell.
1:46:26
Speaker 1: New York, New York. They could have put anything else
1:46:29
Speaker 1: underneath it, but somehow they came up with the perfect words.
1:46:36
Speaker 1: Am I lying? You take this out hunting? What does
1:46:39
Speaker 1: that one say on the back?
1:46:40
Speaker 2: Hunting and fishing.
1:46:41
Speaker 1: I like that one a lot. I'm already fitted and lidded.
1:46:45
Speaker 1: And yeah, check that stuff out.
1:46:48
Speaker 5: Fuck yeah.
1:46:49
Speaker 2: Alright, we'll see you guys on Thursday.
1:46:51
Speaker 5: Goodbye.