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Episode 310: No More Free Randy · Not That Serious

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You can so you can actually hear every time you press it, because it
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might just be finger popping. You know, he'd be finer popping it.
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It's like, yeah, he's going off in box. You're boxers, Keenan,
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Why you got this man? How do you do? I know that
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you He's not expecting to see and hear me first. But this is not
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that series podcast here in the great state of Delaware, and I am not
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large Michael, but Kenan's in the building. It's Elsie Lamont aka doctor Waffle
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m J. And let's take a shout out to all you know, speaker
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What's that? What these bugs? Bro? Somebody's comment when you werealking about
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the bugs last episode it was like keen his bring bugs got the whole world,
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the whole world, and they want to be in your face, bro,
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Like, what the fuck the wide world? You're gonna fly anywhere?
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Same shit with birds, Same shit with birds? Why the birds? Feeling
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needs to play chicken every time you about to drive past, like, I
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will hit your ass. I see birds do the same thing. I'm talking
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about birds. I'm like, you got all that space up there, that's
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what. Oh, I guess we're just randomly circle back. On one of
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my tours in Spain, the dude was talking about mental health and like suicide
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prevention and like stuff like that. While he's talking about that, a bird
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flies full speed into a window right behind it, and he's like, and
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I'm like, what the fuck was that? And we walked by it.
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It's just a bird sitting there with broken neck. Like, uh, I
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feel like that's a bad omen. I don't know about what Spain superstition,
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but yeah, that happened. I wouldn't think that's a good thing. Yeah.
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I'm not sure if you guys know this, but June is men's mental
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health awareness, So men don't fly into any windows? Yeah what? Yeah?
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Yeah? I mean yeah, I guess it's a your speech. That's
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one way to say, with what we just said with the bird, that's
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not the not the smoothest way to say. That's fly into any windows.
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Don't get it. I get what you're saying. Talk to the window,
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if you see something, say something. No, man, it's it's important.
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Yes, it's important. I haven't realized June so many, so many,
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so many things titles men's he said all meet up men's Mental Health,
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Pride Month, Caribbean month that we just found out about. Yeah, nobody
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knew. Nobody knew that. Nobody knew June teenth in the middle of the
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month. I don't know. I saw some other shit too. It was
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like Black Business Months or something like excuse me. Yeah, I was like,
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we didn't ask for this. Any who needs a four x month?
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AnyWho? We spoke about this last podcast. This would be our last Monday
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episode outside of the Patreon m hm. So if you guys are still looking
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long ass keep the content that we were making prior you bout to say something.
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you get the Monday episode. If you have the three dollars here, you
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Early Day early as well for three dollars three dollars follow up, you get
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both episodes and all the other good stuff too, and more and more and
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more and more and more, and we're going to keep on adding more.
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So that's the point of having more stuff on Patreon, so we can not
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only give more and add more value to it, like we said last week,
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but we can be a little more free on Patreon. You know what
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I'm saying. We can be a little more creative. So it's gonna be
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a good thing. You got to trust process. I'm telling you it'll be
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fun. Yes, yes, it's how we feed the streets. The streets
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need to be fed. Yeah, this is how we get like, this
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is how we get like ships and gigs in them. Mhmm. One of
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the ways, man, that'll be nice. They sold out the old two
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you see that, bro. The whole tour sold out quick as pyrotechnics,
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smoke machine, these background dancers. You would have thought they were performing like
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music. But you know that that wasn't their first tour. I mean that
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was the first thing. I didn't know. They worked their way up.
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Okay, so we did the little thing in Black Boy like we gotta,
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you know, we do our next thing, that our next thing, and
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then we're selling our MSD. Damn, look at that. That's how it
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works. That is how we got to work your way up. Yeah,
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they didn't start out at the Tube. That'd be my first time in the
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MSG. Yeah. I was talking to people like about Bruce Picnicking, like
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they had podcasts there. They're like, yeah, you gotta well for next
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year, we gotta start like looking into it now. And I was like,
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yeah, it was like my podcast. I mean we got we got
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numbers and stuff. It was like I was like, I don't know if
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it's enough. And somebody was like, yo, one of the podcasts that's
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here right now has two episodes out, Like how the funk? Who are
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they? I'm about to say, are they people? Save their famous people?
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Then how are they there? They just knew somebody I think, well
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connected, Well, then use those connected connections. Definitely is a lot of
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people are in places where they shouldn't be, but they knew people. You
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know people. I need you to start being there trying flex it. I'm
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trying. I don't. I don't know as many people as y'all think I
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know. I don't, but you do know people you know more than people
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I know combined. So try say, Nico, help us out. Yeah
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please, I know you're listening exactly, Like what the me? How do
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you know? Shout them up with Niko? Bro shout out of him.
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Yeah, No, I would definitely like to be on like a festival stage
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or something next year. I don't want to do that this year, but
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we can have it next year. We can do it for it like that.
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What's up? Yeah, randomly when ain't talking about bugs, I was
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talking about this earlier we both played football. Yeah, have you ever seen
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a bug on the field or felt a bug on you or any bug around
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in the summer? Yeah? Shockingly no, right, but also yeah,
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maybe it's a time of year thing. But think about like even even like
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in the NFL, like you don't even like there's no no spiders crawled like
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nothing, but you'll be on the field and like your front yard, well
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it is not a good place. Well you remember the opening night for the
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high school that the bugs were out there, stupid crazy like you just look
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down and you're covered in tiny bugs. They didn't spray the field but before
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the game. So all the bugs, you add the lights, you add
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the heat. It was it was festering fast. That's the only time I
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think. But like I'm talking about like we be. We stretch on the
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field like you never see a little lady, but nothing like crawl, not
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even an ant. But like I can like I've been like sitting down my
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front yard with my dog and like you know, bugs were crawling all over
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and ship I'm like, no man practicing like I've been playing football all my
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life. He never had a bug on me. It's weird. I don't
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think about it. That's what I'm saying. Soccer field, same thing.
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I only played. I didn't even play soccer for real, but yeah I
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made But what no tennis guys, you played high school, played tennis in
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high school, but also career cut short form knee injuries. That's also why
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I played tennis in the first place. It's just sad, but yeah,
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because taking it back, I had my first knee surgery in eighth grade.
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And then I was gonna play soccer. And then I did the tryouts,
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but if they were doing two a days, so I went home after my
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first practice and my knee was like a grapefruit because it was like it's still
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probably not where it should be, and I'm like, you know, eighth
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grader, Like I'm not ninth I guess ninth grader now, So it's not
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like I know about sports science are on like as well versus I am now
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of like, oh, I should be doing more of these exercises past what
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I was doing in physical therapy. So yeah, then I was like I
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tried to do that a couple of days, and then by like the third
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day, my knee was was cooked and I was like, I can't do
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this, like I know my limits, Like, yeah, I can't do
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this, and I was like, I'll give it up. Then I played
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tennis in the spring and that was that. But yeah, AnyWho, enough
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of my depressing sports streams. Man, anybody here got depressive sports streams?
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Yeah? Yeah, but I got some we even say we're having with Mike
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Mike. Oh yeah, yeah, he's all right. He just had to
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leave. I'm like, I'm sorry he had, Uh. Anybody was wondering
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about of an explosive diarrhea. He wanted to get home to the home toilet
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because last time he took a ship, Harry, he he clogged it exactly,
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pissing out his ass right now. Yeah, yeah, Q, so
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don't clock him. He might send the mustard picture, the fake mustard picture.
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He might not, but he was like, here you looking. He
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screwed mustard and forgot about that. Yeah, that was so disgusting. Yeah,
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he was like, I'm literally throwing up out my ass. He had
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to show. I was like, nobody asked, nobody, nobody asked.
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The fact that he turned around was like, you know, I should take
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a picture of this people. Yeah, I'm not that type of person.
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I don't have that. I don't want to look at it like I'm getting
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out of here. I just changed to make sure there's no blood. Just
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be good. Don't need flaming cheetos. I don't, So I don't.
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That was bloody red sugars blood in you don't. Of course that's kind of
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scary. That would be kind of scary because you go to wipe and it's
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just white, you see. So I'm like, oh, no, line,
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it's over. But yeah, I got a few situations for you.
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A couple and I askedhole questions before we get to the real questions. So
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first one was a advice question. The title is my husband told me that
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he listens outside the bathroom the entire time I'm showering to see if I'm masturbating.
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How can I tell him that this is a violation of my privacy in
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personal space without him feeling like I'm disrespecting him? Weird. I have a
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full scenario. Six months ago, my husband came bursting into the bathroom to
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catch me using my vibrator in the shower. He threw a hissy fit about
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it and said it was basically cheating and guilted me into apo apologizing and promising
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not to do it again. The next time we went to use my vibrator
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during sex, as we basically always did, it had stopped working mysteriously in
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hindsight off and used it in the shower. I guess, just because that's
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basically the only time I get to myself. Oh, that's kind of said.
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I eventually just turned to using the shower head and the one time he
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pounded on the door during to ask what I was doing again, I didn't
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really think much of it at the time. Tonight, I was showering and
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not doing anything else, and when I came out he was being short and
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pissy with me. I asked if everything was okay, and he says,
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so, how is your shower in quotation marks, and I said fine,
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confused. He goes on to say he knows what I was doing in there,
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and I responded by asking what he was talking about, to which he
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replied that every time I shower, he sits outside the bathroom door and listens
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to see if I'm masturbating. I was so shocked. I didn't even know
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what to say. And how can I tell him that this is a violation
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of my privacy without him feeling disrespected? Man? Is he one of them
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overly religious people where they feel like masturbating is sinning. No, No,
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I don't think it's that at all. I think he just feels like he's
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in competition with a vibrator. Yeah, stop being a bitch. Yeah.
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He's also that he don't beat his meat, like you married a bitch.
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You married a bitch, ass nick, you married what she can't. And
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it sounds like he's more controlling over other stuff. Yeah, sounds crazy,
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like she can't have any time to herself like that. That's from when helbowed
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you. It was like fifteen years ago. It was it's never going away.
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Sorry, kings draw, Damn, what about I'm sorry? What about
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when Pat elbow your head. Oh yeah, yeah again, No, that's
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it. Niggas bleed, damn bleeding from the top of my hat. Loves
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throwing elbows, bro, that's no, no, no, no no.
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That's when we was in a straight line doing fucking swim moves over and Pat
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big ass got to be extra and what you're doing swim moves in basketball?
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Yeah, I like to get positioned for a box out. Okay. Now,
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while we were all in the lines just doing swim moves around each other.
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Yeah, we did a lot of things that we did a lot of
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unorthodox things. God states. But but yeah, knock me on the top
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of my head. And if you ask him about it now, he was
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like, I didn't even hit you that hard, Like, nigga, you
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blood. We all saw it. I didn't know my head was bleeding until
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I went home and touched the top of my head and it was it was
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crispy. I'm like, what the hell is this? I got jel in
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my hair. I'm over here picking out dry blood. He was like,
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I didn't hit you that hard, bitch some sentence of this. Nigga,
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sorry, but but yes, but yeah, yeah, they married a bitch.
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Mm hmmm. It's unfortunate. How do you get him to stop?
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I think you just tell him that he's being a little bit of a being
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kind of ridiculous. Yeah, super controlling. There's definitely a very large and
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bright red flag the because what the brightest red flag? I ain't never I
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can't touch myself. I mean I have heard things like that, but they're
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usually in things like, uh, lifetime movies and investigation discovery situations. You
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don't want to find yourself in, not at all investigations. Yeah, that's
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that's the type of first forty going on. Yeah, so yeah, that's
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definitely not there's not the way to put it the way. He probably needs
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to go to therapy because absolutely he has something going on, or at least
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you do. Vibrators toys are your friend, as he he knows because he
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uses them. But exactly she she just can't use them without them because it's
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like I have a date. Don't use your hand, bitch, nigga.
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Yeah, correct, do you want to play with your Well he'd better not
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be because if that's the case, then it's just contradicting. Definitely doing that.
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He definitely is a contradicting that he's because I have heard the reverse where
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women be like, why are you masturbating them right here? I have heard
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about it. It's like, because sometimes I just want to beat my dick.
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I don't I don't want the whole I don't want the whole sex.
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I just want to quick and I go about my day. Sometimes I just
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want to beat my dick, Like damn, okay, yeah, what you
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gotta do. Sometimes you don't want the whole show. You just want the
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fucking trailer. I don't know, like the fun in the boat brother skipping
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in the credit Listen, how do we get here? I don't even see
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how I'll be in the boat by myself. Hey, that's all right.
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Sometimes that's like, no bab right now. Actually, you know it's like,
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you know, you know what, I'll pass middle to the bathroom.
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Look great, But it's like, you know, just sometimes handles alone the
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night. It'd be two thirty five in the afternoon, you might be scrolling
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through Twitter. Some might pop up. You might pop up instead of calling
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hey, come up, stair it real quick, come play with it and
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not just handled yourself and then go about your business speaking of But you made
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it seem like she like right, no, no, no, no,
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not that not that's look crazy. If she lay next to me, it's
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like, that's wild, that's wild. You ever do that? What it's
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a little freaky. I've never done that. I've brought that up before,
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I've never done it. And she was like, if you if I ever
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wake up in the bed shaking, because you being a dick, I'm gonna
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kick your ass. Nigga, if the bed shaking, what are you doing
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here? Moving his legs? You ever see that moving? Do date with
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Zach Galvine because when he's jerking off in the car dropper Robert, see he
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puts his feet up in the Listen. You gotta get comfortable, you gotta
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get shaken the bad shaking shaking the bed. Listen, listen. You you
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know when you're right there and and sometimes you gotta speed it up a little
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bit. And you know that's what heyn. You don't realize how much you
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might be shaking the bed because it's just you put somebody, put somebody else
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in there. What the earthquake. That's why you need a memory phone.
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Mattress beat my dick on the other side. That's a great commercial to somebody,
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slow down, comes just still take it easier, No ripples. Motherfucker's
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worried about if I can smush an egg? No, can I get caught?
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Master temperpeedic for the Purple Matters, the Real Beaters, goodness, slow
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down. We were about to say about Twitter. Oh yeah, they said
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porns allowed now even though it's always been there, it's been well. They
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was about to band it stops be nasty. That was about the band like,
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uh, like Tumblr, but they that was a losing I've seen.
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Big Sean actually said he brought it up. He was like, I can't
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even open this app in public anymore. There's so much porns. Like I
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can't even scroll you know, certain laws or whatever in church. And it's
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like, yeah, I turned off a lot. I've turned off retweets for
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other people. Yeah, if I see somebody tweeting too much porn, I'm
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just turning but up top niggas the upper But either way, uh yeah,
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even though Twitter, porn has definitely died down since only fans became a thing
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and because that's what you know, that's yeah, that's what they see.
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No, no, no, I mean like before only fans be like a
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pure Twitter plague. You used to get full full blown yeah, I got
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you still get people, That's all I'm hearing. He'll he'll link you with
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the right people, get in the right service, put me in the right
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circles, because right now I'm tired of getting fucking a minute and thirty five
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second clips. Okay, I see, Yeah, I give me mattress.
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Didn't even start shaking yet that one. I'm still just fingering the top.
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Relax some people. Some people need to be in jail. I'm still just
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rubbing on the he't y'all. See the video of the girl that was like
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with the dildough in like public places. That's crazy. That's one thing I
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can't get with, bro, When I see people doing that ship like it
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would be like a girl like she was in the like she was in the
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she was in the casino, like on the machine, and then like there's
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another old lady on the other side, like and she's like with the deal
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to like like sucking it off, and she's doing it like outside of the
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one of the buildings, and then like she did in the middle of the
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street. Yeah, that's that's just necessary. Did you see the girl flash
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the flasher titties in the Islanders game? No? No, the New York
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Islanders game, the hockey game. She was just the hockey game, and
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she was just like and I was like those milks. There's a girl who
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flashed splashing cities for the portal. I saw that the New York's Island and
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Ireland shut it down. That it was crazy. The visures of lifting.
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Yeah, they build your buildings back up, like dang, they said what
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they say, like send them some potatoes, potato stabbing potatoes, something crazy
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like that. Crazy, but this is because Irish potatoes. It kind of
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proves our point though, like a lot of chicks got only fans. Oh
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yeah, they definitely do just just you know, give me like you think
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like, oh yeah, you see this, like then you see their link
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only fans, like, oh, I thought you were just a sneakerhead doing
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the fucking outfit of the day, spicy. I just missed people that did
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it for the love of the game, not everybodys trying to make a pass.
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True. I mean, and you also, you don't know what's on
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their only fans. It could just exactly and it's just like, oh you
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did your research. They because it's always like there's the spicy, here's the
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regulars. And then here's the they always they always put the pepper, but
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sometimes the spicy isn't spicy. Sometimes that in my research. Sometimes that one
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minute and thirty fives saying from my research. Listen. Sometimes it's like those
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clips that they show on Twitter. It's just be extra thirty seconds on the
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only fans, like you made me pay fights for this. Obviously I've seen
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it looked like it's normal on the fucking Instagram and next thing you know,
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they got some freaky and you didn't think they was gonna be freaking. They
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be freaking. Oh that sounds pretty nice. I think she's gonna be on
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here phone. Yeah, a lot of That's what I'm saying. It's a
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lot that I was saying. The one I think, remember we talked the
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one girl that was like a sneakerhead and she did it like she thinit nice
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and cute. Then you go to her link tree only fans and bla,
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there was some solo content. You know what I wasn't here to talk about
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before g and Duddy. What's that Will Levy's girlfriend? The leaks that no
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one is talking about that, and I think it's you know, that was
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crazy. It's good. I was talking about it because you can't really talk
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shit on nothing because it's like good for you, good for you, and
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it's like two adults having sex. What's wrong with that? Like, why
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the fuck is We'll leave us trending. Oh this man guy, he's out
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here piping up all right, man, I don't even did they have only
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just no. I think it was just like their little home out of their
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phone. They had little home videos. Got it happened? You never know.
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That's why you don't mess with the cloud. Mm hmm. That's why
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I keep all my stuff off the actually a video. Do your back up?
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Youah? Do you back up in hard drive? Whatever? Don't do
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the cloud ship. Listen yea on my Sam song. Ain't no cloud on
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that? Well? No, they do have a Samsung Cloud, but I
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don't back anything up to keep it. Darren Waller, Uh, pe you.
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I was gonna. I was gonna bring him up last episode when we
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mentioned Kelsey plumbing, but I was like, it's not It is because expen
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to be doing some routes right now. This They expect him to retire.
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He hasn't even done it. Yeah, they said he's doing he needs to,
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he needs to not instead of he needs to play. He put out
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a freestyle. He does not need to be doing anymore music. I'm good.
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He does not have a career career. My boy, he's his director
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for like videos. Yeah, but so you know, I guess this is
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his outlet. He can't do the people. He knows director Darren Waller Radio.
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Get Darren Waller on the podcast. He's right talking about it. Yeah,
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let's listen, he can Why the fus F he's a professional football has
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done nothing for you. It doesn't matter. He's still well known. What
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come on keeping? But also listen, we know that you're an outlet because
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he can't do no more drugs, so he got to sing it off.
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Yeah, that's the one. That's fine. That is one thing that I
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did appreciate it. I'm like, yeah, he clearly he's doing this as
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an outlet. It is better than doing doing drugs. Yeah, but men's
26:08
mental health awareness make bad music drugs. Let's just make some bad music.
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What was that TikTok or the video where he was like subbing Kelsey like you
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lost a good man? Yeah said that ship? Was he you both goofs?
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Yeah they're both uh y. Honestly, it wasn't cause fault though.
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Josh mc daniels now then trade him like like fucked up there like wedding announcement
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and then traded him away. Oh yeah, didn't that's what started. Wait
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what Apparently they didn't even announce that they were getting married, and then Josh
26:48
McDaniels said they were getting He was like, oh, yeah, I was
26:51
at Darren Waller's wedding. You know, he said, you're supposed to be
26:53
supposed he just mentioned that they got married. Like wait what he outed like
26:59
pretty much out of that's yeah, that's pretty whack, and then then traded
27:03
him to the Giants where she's still in Vegas where they can still be together,
27:10
and then them being far apart in the seasons and stuff. So so
27:15
it's Josh man daniel's fault. Yeah, sounds like it. I mean,
27:19
she could be overhear running off season. No, but they're off their season.
27:26
There's seasons like he's playing, he has, like football season, yeah,
27:33
the summer. Yeah, but they don't have overlapping off time. That's
27:37
what we're saying. Yeah, ah, okay, yeah, okay, but
27:40
if they're in the same city, they still see each other. Yeah,
27:41
yeah, it's a lot easier. But yeah, okay, next one I
27:47
got for y'all. Uh am I the asshole for losing my passport to avoid
27:52
babysitting for my vacation. Here's the scenario. Okay, I seventeen year old,
28:00
still live at home. My sister twenty eight is married and has two
28:03
kids. Whenever she comes over to visit, my parents and her stick me
28:08
with the kids. This wouldn't be a problem, except she doesn't visit for
28:11
an evening. She'll come for a week, and for that week, I'm
28:15
an unpaid nanny. If we go out to a restaurant, I have to
28:18
entertain them because my mom needs to talk to my sister and brother in law.
28:22
That sucks. You get the picture. My parents basically decided that since
28:26
this was my last summer before I became an adult, we would go to
28:30
Disneyland to celebrate my graduation. I asked who was going and they said it
28:36
was just the three of us. But when we go to the airport,
28:37
my sister and her family were there. Strangely enough, they were also going
28:41
to Disneyland. I went in my backpack and grabbed my passport and put it
28:47
in my sock. When we got to the International Security. I couldn't find
28:52
it. We looked everywhere. I had uber home and miss my flight.
28:55
Oh well, I get to stay home by myself for a week of peace
28:59
and quiet it My parents were very mad at me for losing my passport.
29:03
The money they spent on my flight and entrance was wasted. Darn. My
29:07
mom and sister have both posted about how hard it is to be a Disneyland
29:12
with two little ones. They both posted that man that I ruined vacation by
29:17
being so thoughtless. My dad says he knows what I did, and he
29:22
understands, but he says he should have lett him know so he didn't waste
29:26
his money. Yeah, he said he would have gone along with my ruse.
29:30
I feel bad about wasting money, but I have been to Disney Disneyland
29:34
before and I will go again later by myself or with friends. So is
29:40
she the asshole for doing that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I was
29:44
confusing. I'm like, you need your passport? Well, I might say,
29:47
you don't have a very good question, like if you're about to be
29:51
an adult from Canada, didn't maybe there? Maybe? Yeah? Maybe?
29:56
Because yeah, oh yeah they're Canadian. Probably that's the only thing that would
30:03
makes sense, or going to a different You said Disneyland, not Disney World,
30:10
but Canada could be Disney Are Mexicans who do what I'm saying, because
30:15
Disney, you would go to Disney World, but they could be from Vancouver.
30:18
Yeah, Calgary, m hm, the West Coast Canadians shout out to
30:25
Ryan Reynolds. Yeah, yeah, you should have you kind of just you're
30:29
you're then asshole. I understand. I get why you need to say.
30:32
It's that you're an asshole, but you're understandable asshole understood as Yeah, yeah,
30:38
we get it. Like if you just told your dad, like maybe
30:42
your dad should have told you that your sister and her little braddy kids were
30:48
coming, because that's the thing. They they did try to pull us a
30:52
fast one on her. They did because you're not going. They say you
30:56
ruined their vacation and actually this was supposed to be for her graduation. Yeah
31:00
yeah, nah, I take it back. I take it back, and
31:03
you about babysit kids that aren't yours. Both your assholes, Yeah, both
31:08
sides. It's asshole on asshole. Yeah, double cheeked up on both sides.
31:12
Yeah, you just outsmarted them. He said, Oh, damn my
31:18
passport. I thought I had it. He scratches her leg like, dang,
31:23
I can't believe it. Yeah you did that. I respect. Yeah,
31:29
I'm not mad at that asshole, but that reminds me of my righteous
31:32
asshole on my trip to Cancun with my family. Uh, you know,
31:37
just just turned eighteen a couple of months before, I went to can Coon
31:41
at the first time at a resort like all inclusive, free drinks and all
31:45
this. I was. I was out there like, oh boy, holding
31:48
the cup at the party like it's like a bro, what are you doing?
31:56
Like he was going for But yeah, that's what I was doing with
31:57
a bunch of like Engle people and random people from all over the country down
32:02
in Mexico. And I had agreed to watch my siblings and I didn't watch
32:09
them one night or day at that resort. And yeah, but I had
32:14
a great time. So yeah, that's that's that I want to So yeah,
32:20
the fact that we're gonna go on vacation and you think that I'm gonna
32:23
watch your kids, I think I agreed to do it, though well you
32:28
you I would never. I would never. I mean I think I agreed
32:31
to like oh yeah, I watch them like one day one or two one
32:34
two nights, and I was getting mixy. It was the Danish girl,
32:39
the early shout out to my board tempo. He knows what I'm talking about
32:52
with the Dutch ship. What are you saying? Hm hmm, okay,
33:01
I didn't hear what he said. I mean neither, that's what Mmm.
33:09
Oh, all right, this will be the last thing, the last little
33:13
Reddit thing I pull up, and then I'll get that a real questions.
33:15
It was a thread of when did you realize that your partner was not,
33:22
in fact the one? Mm hmmm. She hated when I wasn't with her,
33:29
and she wasn't happy when I was. Yeah, that sounds like a
33:34
lose lose. So why were you? Why were you even together? That's
33:39
why she wasn't the one. She hated. She hated when I wasn't with
33:45
her, and she wasn't happy when I was. So she hates your happiness.
33:51
No, she hates when you're not around, and she's also not happy
33:54
when you are around. Yeah, because you're not around with her, because
33:58
you're enjoying yourself without her. So you out there being happy without me,
34:02
you should be here miserable with me. But then when we're together, she's
34:07
all, I can't stand your ass. Yeah, she sounds annoying as fu.
34:13
Yeah, that's an annoying person. M hm. Damn, this sounds
34:21
like the thing. I forgot that what that show is called. Damn.
34:24
But I said when I went to the airport to pick her up, flowers
34:28
in hand and stood there until the last luggage had been picked up before I
34:31
realized she hadn't even gotten on the plane. Damn, damn, damn,
34:39
that's cool. I have one, you have one. We was out and
34:46
she did she didn't like her Panera bread bull. Nah. Nah, they
34:50
always like the Panera bread bull. But uh, the broccolie juttar soup got
34:54
cold. No, no, because this is we was already dating by this
35:01
time, so we was already passed. Do you know what the broccoli and
35:05
cheddar soup has done for this family? It's your boy now. But the
35:17
pirate Keenan Dixon, we were all we were out somewhere and the these white
35:25
guys were I forget what they were doing. But like she went on like
35:31
this, this this full rant, like screaming at the top of her lungs,
35:36
calling them fun boys and all this stuff, and I'm just like,
35:38
yo, chill, like I forget what they did, but like it's not
35:42
even that deep, Like was it towards her or was it just in general?
35:45
I think it was just in general. I don't think it was directly
35:47
towards her. They were just doing I forget what they were doing. But
35:51
I'm like, yeah, nah, this ain't gonna work. Mm hmm,
35:52
this ain't gonna work. This ain't it. That's not the type of she
35:59
was outrageous stuff you like to do. I get it. Yeah, she
36:01
she was annoying, unnecessarily mature a the top, very immature, wants to
36:08
say ghetto your words, not his. No, No, that's usually irritable.
36:17
I guess probably don't know. Irritated didn't last long? So mhm last
36:23
of the summer, the ghetto, you go. I think I said that
36:30
this is just like just cut like you just cut her off or that's what
36:34
you do? What like read like I say, it wasn't just a reason
36:37
for cutting somebody off? Oh no, it was when did you realize that
36:39
partner was not the one that they want to one? Okay, I about
36:42
to say no, never mind, because I wasn't say I cut this girl
36:44
dump Ah, Well that's one way to find out that they're not the one.
36:52
Yeah, I just got this one girl because she was too negative.
36:53
Yeah. I was like, sister, I mean that sounds like the first
36:59
person like, yeah that was a minute ago. Yeah that that type of
37:05
energy not good. It's like why you always mean Yeah, it's like,
37:10
damn this bitchy? Does this ever have a good day? Responded, I
37:19
know what you're talking about him, but yeah, I told the truth like
37:23
that. That was my out one time, like telling them like, because
37:29
sex is energies, exchanging energies, and if our energies are off, I
37:35
can't. I can't really, just like I just didn't want to anymore.
37:40
And it's like I'm getting depressed and I don't want to pass that along to
37:45
you give my energy to you through kind of lingus, through coitas. I
37:51
don't know what made made me randomly think of this, but they used to
37:54
think that a full grown body was inside of each individual sperm. Wait wait
38:08
huh. They used to think that a full grown body was in each individual
38:14
sperm, A full grown body, like it just got bigger from that sperm.
38:19
It just was like a balloon. That's what you thought. No,
38:23
that's what they thought science scientists. Oh that's what scientists thought. You saying
38:29
that's what you thought. No, that is not what I thought. Did
38:32
you not watch? Uh look who's talking? How the fuck is science?
38:37
Well this is like back back back in the day. It's like like when
38:40
he was cutting off arms because you broke it type ship, probably even before
38:45
that. She's not a broken arm cut that off. Mm hmmm. Yeah,
38:49
they were wild, millions of sperms and each one was just little bodies
38:53
grow up like balloons. But yeah, when did you realize that your partner
38:59
was not the one? When I celebrated their growth, but they were angry
39:01
at mine. Yeah, more negativity. You can't be having it around.
39:08
Nobody likes negative, Nancy. Oh h it's that when he screamed at me
39:15
in public in front of our friends. When I beat him in a board
39:17
game, someone asked, was it Monopoly Oruno? Good question, that's a
39:25
great question. Both of those would could end up in the fight. Yeah,
39:31
we still need to play Monopoly, we do. You know what I'm
39:35
saying. It's still right there too. What did you say? Huh so
39:39
twex yea twas last time you played, you got twext. It's bad luck.
39:45
It was part of the game. He did lucky to draw. Sometimes
39:51
you didn't have to be the first person out. I don't think I was.
39:53
He wasn't. Who's the first person out? Not me? Are you
39:58
sure? I'm pretty sure? Possibly because they want to be in your bubble
40:02
mm hmm, minding your business. One of the most the useless, the
40:08
most useless insect mosquitos. Yes, yes, serve no purpose. Are they
40:13
good for the environment anyway? No, I mean I feel like other bugs
40:16
they will have to eat. I'm sure they will, so they serve no
40:20
purpose. I mean they have a purpose but to spread disease. I don't
40:25
think that's the purpose, but that's what they do. Nah, flies and
40:30
mosquitoes no purpose zero to serves food for other and they will eat something else.
40:39
They will not go hungry. I promise you that. The little spiders
40:44
said they will eat something else. They can't see. Pointless and purely irritating
40:47
to us humans. Mosquitoes do play a substantial role in the system by ship
40:53
eating them, birds, bats. They will eat something else. Yeah,
40:58
but those there's so many mosquitos they gotta eat them. There's so many other
41:00
ships eating that. That's not that's dragonflies, big ass dragonflies. Catch that
41:08
bitch. I don't know what ladybugs. Ladybugs is the homies. But sorry,
41:15
y'all gotta go now, there's no more. There's no no more mosquitos,
41:21
butterflies, moths, butterflies. I know it's not it's not the fact
41:28
I don't like them, but there's no more mosquitos. But you know how
41:30
like the size difference, like you want they gotta get got Sorry, you
41:35
know what I'm saying, Like, who's gonna eat the butterfly? Daddy long
41:37
leg? I don't know then that long leg this is than a mosquito.
41:44
I don't know. Yeah, that's the thing. But butterflies, you know,
41:50
save it for tomorrow. I don't know we need the butter save it
41:52
for to tomorrow. The fact of what the butterfly fly got them adam mm
42:00
hmm okay. Now move on to some Tier three Patreon questions. Shout out
42:07
to the Tier three Patreon members. Nice, do you guys pay so we
42:10
get to answer your question? Actually let me yeah, I'll check that.
42:15
Say make a quick pit stop. See if you got any new Google Voice
42:20
stuff. Oh yeah, I forgot all about that, and so did everybody
42:24
else. Looks we advertised it once or twice heavily after the then we forgot.
42:34
I'm sorry. Oh no, we do, but you know I probably
42:42
have to be. Nah, I'll just let it ride. It looks pretty
42:47
benign. Do you want to connect to the bluetooth? Yeah, I'll connect
42:52
to the bluetooth. How do I connect to the bluetooth? Help me?
42:57
Are you to me? That was? You wanna grab the other head another
43:00
headphones? Or you just want to want me flipping over flip flip flip.
43:05
I think it's like BT five or some ship to flip flip game. Move
43:12
all ship y gotta fucked up and let me in. This bitch and just
43:15
your average hood nigga with dreams of getting rich. You ain't listening to fIF
43:22
like that, No, Sunshine, I can call you my big that That
43:28
woman was fine. I don't remember what her name was, but what mm
43:30
hmm, the woman, the woman that was singing that song, she was
43:35
fine. H there's a couple of m hm you got it? No,
43:44
No, there's a couple of one. There's just a couple of useless songs
43:47
that I have stor still not got it. Her name was Leah Leah.
44:00
Yeah, my girl Liah says in the song, I don't remember the song.
44:05
Can that's a good song. Let's go on the way home Sunshine.
44:09
Oh no, I know it's a good song because I used to listen to
44:12
it. That was like long long time twenty years ago, long long time
44:15
ago, stays Okay, So, yeah, we're gonna make a pay stop
44:21
listening to this voicemail somebody left for us. Just be quick with the Uh
44:27
yeah, I'll stopping in case what do you even quick with what? Yess?
44:30
In case they start rolling out? Because oh yeah, we ain't vet
44:31
it first. Yeah, I mean I could read it though. Okay,
44:36
if you want to leave us a voicemail, the number is six on nine
44:38
eight three six o six nine four. Yeah, let's see what. Uh
44:44
I feel like this is a woman, but let's find out. Hey,
44:51
what's going on, y'all? Psych? It's not much love. I hope
44:53
everybody's doing well they're hearing this. Yeah, I'm gonna keep it. Respect
44:59
every dam I gotta say. Obviously want to keep it out thenic. At
45:00
the same time, this is definitely one of them. Uh TM, y'all
45:06
made me mad because at least one of y'all. I was listening to the
45:07
episode eight y'all talking about celebrity women and their attractiveness, and somebody said something
45:15
that, uh, you know, didn't really sit right with me. But
45:19
I was like, I'm not gonna call the pod just now when I heard
45:21
it. I'm I'm gonna let it rocked for a couple of days processit com
45:23
back. You know what I'm saying. I might want to Brothers and Dale,
45:25
but uh, you know, it's really bothered me, man, It's
45:29
really tearing me up. I couldn't sleep, I couldn't eat, man,
45:31
because Ari Lennox looks like a pit bull Keenan like we be for real,
45:37
Like I mean, because because if we're taking that right like, if we're
45:40
if that's Keenan's laws, like we're going by that, then what's happening right
45:45
now is I got to drive myself to the nearest police station or mental institution
45:47
because I'm going in there for premeditation for me theolgy. That's just you know
45:52
what I mean. But at the same time, man, like I'm really
45:55
I'm genuinely concerned at this point because like right now, man, I'm feeling
46:00
like keening with with that, mic Man, I don't feel like the streets
46:02
are safe with you with that Mic Man, even real super villainy. At
46:06
this point, it's like you're collecting the crystallized hate of these fan bases like
46:10
the Infinity Stones. And you've got Ari Lennart fans, You've got DBD fans
46:15
now, and I'm I'm I'm terrified because there's still more. There's there's four
46:20
more slots on that infinity glove of nonsense that you will man, and I'm
46:23
my biggest fear is that once you get all of them, you're going to
46:27
alter the shape and fabric of her reality and to one with the own pass
46:30
that anybody can listen to with their beliger. That's not what I'm living.
46:35
Man. You know what I'm saying, abandon this wayward paths that you set
46:40
yourself on, my brother, and you still got time. You don't got
46:44
to do this. I believe it now, I've heard uh. I love
46:52
y'all, U the contents, y'all make man keep doing the amazing part.
46:57
And if anything, that experience really actually inspired me Man, I make video
47:00
edits and now I'm like, I want to do this series where It's just
47:04
like every single time Keenan does this, I want to like do say no,
47:07
was collecting a gym? That's all it is that I think that would
47:12
be hilarious and that's something y'all want to see. I bet y'all listen to
47:15
this right now, y'all let me know on the plot, and then you
47:16
know, I'll do something like that. I'll send it y'all like I can
47:20
do that. But again, my club, I'll keep doing doing all right?
47:22
What okay, okay, let's see that. Okay, hold on,
47:25
hold on, how do you follow how do you follow that up? That
47:29
was because his thing right? His his name? Oh shit, it's so
47:36
his thing right, mm hmm. So here's the thing, alright, Lennox
47:40
still has great sex appeal, her sex appeal through the roof. I agree
47:46
that woman just just oozes it. But from the neck up. I'm sorry,
47:54
I'm sorry. I see it. I'm see it, I see it.
47:58
It could be the that I'm not gonna break it down. I'm not
48:01
gonna break it down because that's gonna sound even more crazier. Gotta say she
48:06
got a shotgun nose? You want to say that? That is not even
48:08
what he was gonna say that's I wasn't gonna say shotgun, but that nose
48:13
is wide and flat, and I see a couple of canines with that same
48:21
notes, So that that's that's just that's that's just where I put two and
48:24
two together. Now, that doesn't mean that I don't want to take our
48:30
lists to Poundtown, because I definitely would, definitely would. The girl I
48:35
feel like she's nasty, Like, Okay, is there more? Is there
48:42
more? No, that's the only one now for now. But yeah,
48:47
I'm sorry that you know I made you loose sleep, Sorry that you can't
48:51
eat, But yeah, if you want to make that a sleep over there,
48:55
if you want to make that Infinity Stone gauntlet, I would like to
49:00
see it do that because that I want to know what when each of them
49:06
would be a negativity you got in hand. Because I really, I really
49:12
don't be hate on the women's like that. I don't feel like I hate
49:15
it. I don't think it's just women, it's just things in general.
49:16
Oh so every time I say I don't like it's just another stone and stuff.
49:21
And here's the thing I never bring up Eric Bellinger on this podcast.
49:24
As always, Michael, it is it's always him. I never bring him
49:28
up, but you're the main one that capes for him because I like his
49:30
music. There we go. I like his music. He made good music.
49:34
That The only time I actually brought up Eric Bellinger is when he performed
49:37
at R and B only. Yeah, last year. I brought him up
49:43
because my man, he came out, he put on performance and that motherfucker's
49:45
out there singing. He made great music. Fair enough, he made good
49:49
music. He makes good music and he has, but he has a lot
49:52
of stinkers too. He has because he puts out a new album like every
49:54
three months, no quality control. He does what Brown does, but times
49:59
ten. Yea. You know the song I listened to recently and it just
50:02
like came on like shuffle. It was today I got time. Mm hmmm.
50:07
I used to like that song, but I listen to it back like
50:09
now that ship is terrible. Did you ever hear a song of mine?
50:15
No? Remember that video with the dude he was like, I was going,
50:17
but today I got time because yeah, he just used that as a
50:21
sample and the whole song is like R and B song. Yeah to that.
50:27
Yeah, that man is I remember when he was unwell, he was
50:31
god time, please, sir. He was beefing with uh Tory Lanes that
50:38
it was funny. That seems like the right person for him to be beef
50:42
with. Yeah, yeah, all right, he's beefing up. Tori's beefing
50:47
kind of down. Mm hmm. You can work to be honest, but
50:52
yeah, thanks for the voicemail. Yeah yeah, that was good. Now
50:57
for the Tier three Patreon questions. You know what grinds my gears virtual panandeling.
51:05
I don't know what I watch that puts it in my algorithm, but
51:08
I won't go away. What's your favorite? This has nothing to do with
51:15
this, No, not really. What's your favorite type of homeless people?
51:22
For example, gas station pumpers, doorholders, exit ramp winshield woppers, windshield
51:30
wipe washers. I would have to go with the doorholder if I had to
51:36
choose. I just feel like it's funny. Huh, what's your what's your
51:42
favorite? I rather the people, the polite ones. I rather people at
51:49
the end of the highway with the sign because there's no really direct contact with
51:52
them. I try to avoid eye contact with him. I see how awkward
51:58
that is, though, because I have if I I always have my windows
52:00
down, especially right now the weather's been great. You put the windows up.
52:05
Nah, you're just looking at them the window down. I don't know
52:07
how to have a fish bowl so I can roll my windows up and we
52:10
won't look at each other. What I do is like the last time I
52:15
did this, like I lined it up perfectly, so like they was like
52:17
in like the little uh metal peace like so like I couldn't see them in
52:23
between the window and in the door. Yes, I lined it up perfectly
52:30
so I couldn't see them. They couldn't see me. Because it's it's just
52:34
I don't like giving money. I feel that, okay, because if I
52:39
ain't smoking my ship, I don't want you to smoke my ship. Okay.
52:44
So it's like, nah, now if I have, like if I
52:47
have like actual bottle of water, because like sometimes i'll grab like two three
52:51
because I'll be drinking. I always give water. Oh, always give them
52:53
something to drink, like, oh stay hydrated, YadA YadA. But actual
52:57
money, Yeah, you gave the water. I was in Philly. I
53:04
was taking my friend home right and I had like I always had like snacks
53:08
in the car, and he's like always bottles of water. But someone fulled
53:13
someone not and sometimes maybe like little brownies, the little little bike brownies or
53:19
something four brownies, and that one dude I was about to get on six.
53:22
I was about to get on seventy six and the dude comes up and
53:25
he's like. I was like, oh, let me give in this water.
53:28
But I realized it was my water that I was already drinking. Ship.
53:31
It was like, oh wait, the light turre green. So I
53:35
had to I took it back. I was like, because I didn't want
53:38
to give him. I was like, oh fuck, he said the water.
53:43
It's like ship. He just took the water back and he didn't give
53:49
the water the green light. Oh no, that's thee. Did you at
53:52
least give him the brownie bites? I gave him something, but I just
53:55
remember the water something the water. I was just like, fuck, this
53:59
is my is already open. And my thing was I don't want to give
54:01
him a fucking used water grab And then yeah, that's why my thought process
54:08
was like I don't think he would have cared, he would hold on correct.
54:15
Yeah, remember that the story that hot Damn I Rock told where he
54:17
was like he was coming from Burger King or somewhere and then like he was
54:22
driving past a homeless person and he was like, hey, I just bought
54:24
this burger, like you can have it, and the guy was like,
54:28
oh, thanks, thanks, thanks, like I appreciate this. And then
54:30
he opened it and was like this burger got onions on it. He was
54:35
like yeah, probably. He was like, I don't eat no onions.
54:37
Here you go. You can have his back. Thank you black. It's
54:42
like, excuse me, you're homeless. Take off those onions. You're not
54:45
that homeless or hungry. Obviously. Obviously you're not that hungry because you could
54:50
just pop off some onons and it most likely it was probably raw, so
54:53
it's not like it's saturated inside the food. I like a talented homeless person
55:00
hotel. Yeah, they look like playing a guitar. It's actually this one
55:07
kid. I felt bad for him. He shouldn't. I feel like he
55:08
shouldn't have been out that late. Right. It was like to the point
55:10
where like this I was drunk. Now no, but i''m not sure somewhere
55:17
to go like a home. Maybe I don't know if he was homeless or
55:21
not. Though maybe he wasn't because he because he wasn't like first off,
55:28
the nigga had a violent Oh how many strings were well tuned? Violent?
55:32
Yeah, Like it was like a nice new but he could have been like
55:35
a home He looked like he was like seventeen eighteen or something like teenager.
55:39
Maybe he was just so I'm leaving time and like he he's right on the
55:44
corner where Elvez is and he's like can I play? Can? I like,
55:49
uh, can I play something for you? Whatever? And I was
55:51
just like, yeah, I ain't give you no money. No, it
55:53
wasn't even that I felt I thought I had or whatever I was going to,
55:58
like insomnia or whatever. And I was like, nah, let me
56:00
just give him a couple of dollars. And then he plays on it and
56:02
he was good, and I was like, maybe you should like go over
56:05
the time sometimes and play whatever. But then I like, look, I
56:08
was like, damn, he looked like he was kind of he might have
56:10
been home like a homeless kid, but he was talented as fuck. It
56:15
was like, and he was playing a violin, like violin is not something
56:17
that's no, it's not a quick easy pick up, like he should be
56:22
at one of the fucking performing arts schools type shit. I tried to violin
56:25
so I felt bad for him. But like any type of homeless person that
56:30
plays like an instrument, you got talent. End up like that Jamie Fox
56:35
movie that I didn't see, the soloist. There you go with the hair.
56:40
Oh, speaking of movies, it's very random. I watched it on
56:45
my flight back. Have you ever seen Crazy Stupid Love? I've not heard
56:50
of it. That was on TikTok this week. It was that fucking scene
56:53
where they fight at the end. Oh yeah, so fucking stupid, very
56:58
stupid. Man. That movie, y'all never seen? Crazy Stupid Love?
57:04
All Over Algorithm A wonderful rom com, A great Steve Correll, Ryan Gosling
57:12
a stone, Crazy Stupid Love, Crazy Stupid. It's about Steve Carrell.
57:17
He's playing his typical role of a like middle aged dad. Kevin Bacon actually
57:24
six Degrees, sleeps with his wife that's one of her co workers, and
57:31
the like we're intertwined movies, right. Ryan Goslin is like a player type
57:37
that's kind of helping him, like because he's divorced. But he's like,
57:43
are they divorced or no, they're not divorced, they're getting divorced separated.
57:45
But he's trying to like get them back in the game. He's like a
57:49
dork dad and he tries to he cleans them like a hitch situation, like
57:52
cleans them up exactly. It's like a whiter hitch. But then like Ryan
57:57
Goslin's dating a chick. Then it turns out to be Steve Carrell's older daughter.
58:00
We don't know about that until like an hour and a half into the
58:04
movie. It's like a weird plot twist. And then the weird the plot
58:07
twist is the babysitter of the one of the younger of the younger kids,
58:12
is in love with Steve Carell's character, and he's like sending her like nudesce
58:19
she's sending nudes to him, or she was going to because this is the
58:22
time before like smartphones, so she's actually taking physical pictures for this fifty year
58:30
old man and put him in he's in love with him, unbeknownst to him.
58:35
Yeah, son is in love with the babysitter who's thirteen. He's his
58:40
son is thirteen, she's seventeen. My bad. Ok Okay, clear that
58:45
up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That fight scene is just so crazy
58:49
because he's he's all getting all butt hurt. Little kid, bitch. I
58:52
didn't know this girl, this little young like her, like the dad,
58:58
the dad beating him up, and yeah, the dad is the girl's dad
59:01
is trying to beat him up. And then Ryan Gosling is trying to like
59:05
protect Steve Carrell like hold up, hold up, and then Kevin Bacon's jumping
59:09
the It's something. It's a good movie. It's a good movie. It's
59:14
one of my favorites actually. But yeah, Marissa to also in the movie,
59:17
it's a lot of you've seen a lot of the memes. Yeah,
59:21
the one where Ryan Gosling is going like this, like scoffing with the glasses
59:24
on, that's from that movie. And then the other one where he's like
59:28
laughing, like the laugh yes, laughing, holding that mouth, and Steve
59:32
Carell with the yeah, yeah, that's all from It's a good movie.
59:40
Speaking of things watched, I watched my started watching my first to B series
59:50
This and I'm mad Mike's not here. I started watching, Uh, I
59:53
have a story to tell. Okay, it's a series where every episode is
59:59
a a different story. It's a different story and this is like this these
1:00:05
shits is so stupid. So pretty much what they did was they took everybody
1:00:08
from Love and Hip Hop and put them in this series. Okay, So
1:00:14
the first story is about this woman. She is having issues with her man.
1:00:21
They're in Atlanta. She think her man's gay. Oh, surprise,
1:00:25
surprise, she think her man's gay. She's like because he's over there texting,
1:00:30
Like she go through his phone and he's texting the guy and he's like,
1:00:36
Oh, I can't wait to see you and really miss you all this
1:00:37
stuff, and she was like, one thing about me is I ain't gonna
1:00:42
lose my man to no nigga. So she over here doing all this stuff
1:00:45
is like, I ain't losing my man. So then she decides, oh,
1:00:51
oh, we're gonna spice up our We're gonna spice up our relationship.
1:00:55
Let's let's have a threesome. Let's have it three. So they go out
1:01:01
to the club and he over like they they're over there checking out the women,
1:01:07
and she like, oh, what about her? He was like,
1:01:10
uh, no, mind you. This woman is gorgeous. This woman,
1:01:15
Oh my gosh, chalcol skin, beautiful teeth. I was like hello.
1:01:20
He was like yeah, no, Now I'm not feeling the vibe. She's
1:01:22
not the one for me. She was like, all right, what about
1:01:23
this one? And it was like, same thing. I'm not not feeling
1:01:30
income walks this woman the worst looking one out of the three in my opinion,
1:01:35
out of my opinion, worst looking one. But he was like,
1:01:37
that's the one we need her. So she like, go talk to her.
1:01:40
He knows she'll put in the work. She's like, go talk to
1:01:44
her, Go talk to her. So he goes over and like, watch
1:01:46
over to talking to him, Like you can see that she's uncomfortable. She's
1:01:50
like, I can't believe I'm about to do this. YadA YadA, YadA.
1:01:52
So they bring the girl over. They're like, hey, listen,
1:01:55
we're trying to have fun tonight. She's like, what do you mean by
1:01:58
that. She's like, have some dance and see where the night takes us.
1:02:02
You know what. Girl goes, sure, what the hell, let's
1:02:07
do it. So they dance and they drinking, They go back to the
1:02:09
uh. They go back to the place and they start engaging in the threesome.
1:02:15
So while the woman that they met the club is with the husband,
1:02:20
the wife checks the lady's ID because you know, they gave fake names and
1:02:24
she wanted to give the ID. The name on the ID was the name
1:02:28
and the phone that they were texting that. So she was like, this
1:02:37
nigga brought the bits that he was cheating on me with in my own home.
1:02:42
Correct. So while the shorty's at here riding the guy, she comes
1:02:45
over and start choking the girl and like at first, like they think like,
1:02:51
oh, and I'm saying she was again freaky. But then the girls
1:02:53
just like like it's like, hey, what you doing. What you're doing.
1:02:59
It's like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I got hold
1:03:01
of I got ahead of myself all this stuff, YadA, YadA, YadA.
1:03:06
Next day it's the guy's birthday. She's like, I got gonna send
1:03:08
you on a fucking scavenger hunt. So she was like, go to the
1:03:16
hardware store where we first well, no, go to the place we first
1:03:21
met and buy everything that you bought. Like that same day they met at
1:03:24
a hardwork store, huh, and he was getting ready to start a garden,
1:03:29
so he bought a shovel, some gloves, oh god, and a
1:03:34
trash bag okay, And then she let you know in the hardwork store,
1:03:37
is like, all right, now meet me. Oh, there's a uber
1:03:42
for you outside getting the uber, and you're gonna take it to the next
1:03:45
location. They're driving, takes you to the house. The house that they
1:03:52
go to, walks in. The guy he was like this, you sure
1:03:55
this is the right house. She was like, yeah, this is the
1:03:59
house that you know, the lady gave me. He's like okay. So
1:04:00
he walks in the house. He's calling for, he's calling for. She
1:04:04
winds up in the basement and like a little lingerie. He's like, hey,
1:04:08
what's going on? I see YadA YadA. And she was like,
1:04:10
yeah, come on down, we're gonna I got I got a little presentation
1:04:15
for you. So she blindfolds him and puts them in the chair, and
1:04:20
she takes off the blindfold and these two women are standing there. One woman
1:04:29
in his phone was his trainer. The other woman was the it guy at
1:04:34
his job. He was like, you out here fucking all these women and
1:04:39
YadA, YadA, YadA. Well, here's the thing. It's either you're
1:04:44
gonna tell me that you love me and that you're never gonna do this again,
1:04:47
or you're going to jail. He was like, what are you talking
1:04:49
about, I'm going to jail, pulls out a gun. Shehes bo wing
1:04:54
what I'm like, hold the fuck up, how'd we get here? I'm
1:05:00
like, I mean he was like, and mind you, the acting is
1:05:03
horrible because he showed barely no emotion to watching his wife just shoot these two
1:05:09
women. But now he brings out the chick that they met at the club.
1:05:13
It's like, wow, and you're gonna have this bitch in my bed
1:05:16
while you're out here fucking her. And I'm thinking that you fucking some nigga.
1:05:21
I guess that's better. Shoots her and that's crying like Tyres and that
1:05:32
audition and then he was like, I know it said if you love me
1:05:36
or you going to jack? He was like, what you mean going to
1:05:39
jail? Like you're the one that killed him. He was like, oh,
1:05:40
I set this whole thing up right now. They got you on camera
1:05:43
going to a Harvard store getting a shovel, some gloves, and a trash
1:05:46
bag. So right now this is your gun. This is so go out
1:05:54
there and bury that bitch. And that's how the movie ended. Well,
1:05:58
that episode ended episode. Yes, it's six episodes. The next episode starts
1:06:03
off with ha Davis in jail and he with some guy and they over there
1:06:09
got a porno magazine crazy crazy. I'm like, bro, we can find
1:06:15
you better. We had candy birds in the first episode. Jesus, I'm
1:06:21
like, I'm like to be to be you. You really out here just
1:06:27
doing ship? But that's just doing ship. Was that supposed to be like
1:06:30
a real story or like, ain't no way if the acting is bad because
1:06:36
the third one, the third one, motherfucker was taking gas station pills that
1:06:42
made him a completely different person, like completely different person, so like he
1:06:48
can go back some chicks, and then that episode ended with him swapping bodies
1:06:53
with somebody, So definitely ain't no real stories swapping swapping bodies. M hmm.
1:06:58
Yeah. So if you guys want to find something stupid to watch,
1:07:01
watch have a story to tell on Toby to B Tales. I got a
1:07:05
story to tell. I got story, like the producer, No, really,
1:07:11
no, it's just that later the first episode, you weld thought that
1:07:15
you were watching Love and hip Hop because they had the cast of Loving hip
1:07:17
Hop just having a conversation. He was like, ooh, girl, pull
1:07:20
yourself up a glass of wine. I got a story to tell. Is
1:07:25
that how every every episode, that's how it starts. Before they started,
1:07:28
it's always Loving hip hop. No, oh okay, somebody saying they just
1:07:32
got loving hip hop people and multi fucking Young Jock was in one. Young
1:07:38
Jock was the motherfucker that was swapping bodies. Had fucking delicious in there.
1:07:45
Young Jocks swapping bodies fucking delicious. Waking up to young Jock because she thought
1:07:49
because before they went to sleep, he was a whole different nigga. So
1:07:54
she's like, oh, what the fuck are you doing in my house?
1:07:56
You perfe nigga. That's not how bodies swapping works. It's not well no
1:08:01
even though no, no, no, no, the swapping happened last.
1:08:04
This pill just turned you into like a different person, different person. So
1:08:10
your your highest beast is what the guy called it. He was like,
1:08:14
it's gonna turn you to a different end. He's like the real beast that
1:08:15
you're gonna come out. Yeah, Young Josh, so highest beast of that
1:08:21
man. No, young Jock. Young Jack was the person that took the
1:08:26
pill. Young Jack was the baseline. Yes, damn. So, like
1:08:30
your highest beat would probably be Diamond from p Valley. If use to take
1:08:33
the pill, Thankskinning, you have to be Percy Harvin. Okay, okay,
1:08:41
who would yours be mindoud be More's chests not okay, who who's with
1:08:47
MJ's b I don't know anybody. Yeah, now, well, apparently Mike
1:09:00
look like the motherfucker from whatever that doctor Dre, the other doctor Drea.
1:09:04
I mean maybe when he has to go doctor Ray, maybe doctor j Alright,
1:09:11
another Tier three Patreon. Since y'all coons would pick cotton for three hundred
1:09:15
fifty dollars an hour, which one of these jobs would you choose for three
1:09:18
hundred and fifty dollars an hour for forty days a week or forty hours a
1:09:23
week? Bad? Working in a roach infested sewer, window washing the Bird
1:09:29
Khalifa Tower, a gas station in South Chicago without bulletproof glass Jesus. Hmmm.
1:09:38
Being a caretaker of a thousand pound man, changing diapers and showering them.
1:09:46
That's it, to be honest, those are your only options. I
1:09:49
might do that last one, the thousand pound man. Well, the other
1:09:53
ones again, roach infested sewer, window washing, the Bird Khalifa Tower.
1:09:58
That's like the super High building. I think it's in like Dubai. He
1:10:00
doesn't know where it's at. Where is it? He doesn't know? I
1:10:04
don't know where it's at but the building sounds tall than not. I know,
1:10:08
yeah, I know, as you said, I know that super tall
1:10:10
building gas station in South Chicago without bulletproof glass. No, and then the
1:10:15
fat man, I might just I think I could clean a fat man for
1:10:18
three hundred dollars an hour. I will clean each he be the most spotless
1:10:23
fat man, I think in the tower. But but that's that's I don't
1:10:26
like heights. I don't even like looking over the railing at the mall to
1:10:29
be honest, No, you got to take a step back on. Yeah,
1:10:30
it's just like people that be laying on it's crazy. Yeah, I
1:10:35
see something pretty Yeah, I seen somebody fall from there before, from the
1:10:41
mall really in real life. Yeah, they survived, but it's not that
1:10:48
high. Actually, say stupid ass shows. Sometimes man and her dad get
1:11:05
married right after what you mean Lisa and will Oh, because they was hunching
1:11:14
and it was like, hey, they pretty much listened to the jag of
1:11:16
edge let's get married song. It was just like why not after they told
1:11:23
them they moving too fast? Because they old they literally just met point taking.
1:11:32
It was a hold on, I think I'll moving too fast, y'all
1:11:35
moving too fast. But hey, Will's mom. Now, now your step
1:11:41
siblings wa ain't getting no younger? Might as well do this. I will
1:11:45
be crazy. What that the person that you y'all decide that y'are not gonna
1:11:53
get married, but then parents get married. She decided, well, yeah,
1:11:57
Lisa definitely decided well Will. Will did have doubts that that in the
1:12:01
beginning as well, but he was about to say he was. She put
1:12:06
her hand out to get her high five great show man, great show Yes,
1:12:15
undefeated. Every time here's a good show. I can quote that ship
1:12:18
for days. I'm sure you can't. That's your uncle, it is my
1:12:21
uncle, uncle Will. I can't wait for the movie. I'm going to
1:12:24
see that ship Friday, Willard, What Bad Boys? I still haven't seen
1:12:29
the third one, so I have. I'm gonna just go back from the
1:12:31
very beginning. And Rewatch's yeah, the second one. The second one so
1:12:36
far has been the best one. That's fair. I feel like, get
1:12:40
the best action, best last on the second one. It was supposed to
1:12:43
be Dana Carvey and John Levitz. Yeah what that was supposed to be Bad
1:12:47
Boys. That was the original. That's the least sexy bad Boys possibly.
1:12:51
I don't know because those one dude uh talked about it, that one podcast
1:12:58
that like talks movies black dudes. They said, like the original script was
1:13:02
supposed to the original was supposed to be pitched for Dana Carvey and John look
1:13:08
that's and John Lovetz decided not to or Dana Carvey because the producer was like
1:13:15
they were all at partying on somewhere and he was just super coked up.
1:13:17
He was just coking all night and then smart and then like, yeah,
1:13:23
oh yeah, that's it was Martin and Martin had it was supposed to be
1:13:28
Martin in our senior hall. Senior hall said no or something like that,
1:13:33
and Martin suggested, will that's the right casting. Yeah, John that they
1:13:44
wouldn't make it probably was supposed to be like maybe a comedy. I think
1:13:47
it would definitely be more comedy than what it turned into. But I mean
1:13:51
it is a comedy, yeah, but I'm saying it would be even more
1:13:55
like hokey. But them two wouldn't have been the action. Yeah, be
1:14:00
like, uh, it'll be like the three Amigo's Beverly Hills Cop the same
1:14:04
thing. It's like, I don't like Hills Cop never was. It's cool,
1:14:12
like the first two. It's cool. I'll watch the fourth one.
1:14:17
They didn't get another one. It's coming out next month. And is Eddie
1:14:20
Beverly Hills Cop. Yeah, next Beverly Hills Cop Eddie Murphy. I have
1:14:27
not seen one Netflix. It's a Netflix movie, Netflix produced. I can't
1:14:32
get that Netflix back. Shout out to Eddie. All Right, we got
1:14:36
some normal normy questions for you. Is the Southern Live Show possible? Like
1:14:44
in say, wait, they have some options. I thought they'd give more.
1:14:48
It's like in Alabama or Georgia. George, Georgia, Georgia. Yeah,
1:14:55
Alabama. I just want to say, no, Alabama, we gotta
1:14:58
be really you doing numbers. So we have to pull up the Tuscaloosa yea,
1:15:03
Montgomery. I don't know what the fuck's in Montgomery, Alabama. Montgomery
1:15:09
we can go to, well, we could definitely know Burma, University of
1:15:12
Alabama. We can go to University of Alabama. And that's that's about Bham
1:15:16
was like, that's the trenches. I ain't never been there. I got
1:15:23
no business in Alabama anyway. But yeah, oh yeah, down Atlanta,
1:15:29
drive through Alabama. We gotta you know, you gotta have a pre order
1:15:32
of tickets. At least a thousand tickets sold before we even think about pulling
1:15:36
up. Yeah, technically Miami's the South. We gotta maybe we gotta sell
1:15:45
the tickets before we even find a venue. Mm hmmm, mm hmmm,
1:15:49
we're pull what's that announced? The ticket? Announced the tour, and then
1:15:56
from there we'll be like, all right, that's what she did, mean
1:16:00
did the album? So we got to put out the dates first, see
1:16:05
what tickets sale? And then she been teasing niggas hard. Apparently she's about
1:16:11
to do something Netflix, though every post is like not not Netflix Live Nation.
1:16:15
Every post is this a tour announcement, No, it's her hair care
1:16:18
product announcement. No, it's just the album on Vinyl Sirr's birthday. The
1:16:26
way she the way she pokes, because she don't never caption ship. It's
1:16:30
like, here's a video, a crypt video, just be her looking fine.
1:16:34
I swear she gets she looks better every day. Beyonce, Yeah she's
1:16:39
still fun. I love still a fine woman. Was speaking of to how
1:16:44
about j Loo's tour and canceled? I love that? Wait what Yeah,
1:16:47
I don't even know she was trying to go on. I don't know why
1:16:49
I got canceled. But A they're trying to they trying to seem like it's
1:16:54
something with like her health. No, because like another group like the Black
1:16:59
Keys cancel their tour and it make it seem like, oh, it has
1:17:01
something to do struggling, like something with artists. But it's like, nah,
1:17:05
everybody's getting tired of her. No, it's not all struggling. It's
1:17:09
just you probably booked it being you too big, thinking that you was too
1:17:12
big and you was gonna sell out and it's the downfall of right now.
1:17:16
Yeah, she is listen. If if she just didn't try to force herself
1:17:21
so much on her Like did you see the interview of the movie that they
1:17:25
did, You're almost sterling Kate Brown. Yeah, she was like like I'm
1:17:29
put in front the Bronx was like we didn't know that. People in the
1:17:34
comments was like, yo, he gotta be tired of her. They all
1:17:38
everybody, So I've been tired, like we we know you, Puerto Rican
1:17:42
sweet. She was like, walking down, she was like, this reminds
1:17:44
you of the Bronx, I figures, uh yeah, yeah, you know
1:17:49
him and cheese shut up. Jennifer in an orange drink you know, you
1:17:56
know, we don't know, bitch, it's very easy, bitch. I
1:17:58
saw somebody say that little hugs, the little hug juices is what she was
1:18:01
talking about when she was like orange drink if you know, you know.
1:18:05
But then that sparked the whole thing because it was like they didn't call the
1:18:09
hugs. They called it a dollar water and I'm like, yeah, quarter
1:18:13
of water. I don't know why I said dollar water, but they was
1:18:15
calling a quart of water I like. And then somebody was like, who
1:18:17
the fuck a quarter word? We call those barrel juices, and I'm like,
1:18:21
nah, based those is hugs, bro. They got all different types
1:18:26
of names, but they're not whatever. She's not an orange in a bag
1:18:29
of chips. Bag of chips. Bred the craziest doing that little thing.
1:18:40
They showed a clip of her like she was asking all these other celebrities to
1:18:44
be part of it, and then album like, nah, they can't,
1:18:46
busy, busy busy, and one of them, Derek Huff, he was
1:18:49
like, uh, he can't. He's he's in the wedding. He's like,
1:18:54
yeah, but who's wedding? And she's like trying to get call him
1:18:57
anyway, like he's unavailable he has and it was his wedding. She wanted
1:19:02
him to stop like she wasn't even invited him. So she can he can
1:19:08
be part of her ship. No like, yo, you crazy bitch.
1:19:12
No right, all the stories coming out that she's she's just not. She's
1:19:17
a horrible person. He's a horrible person. Yeah, handled that, bitch.
1:19:20
That's how you can really judge people. How they treat people like waiters
1:19:25
and staff, working staff, working staff? Did she working staff? Like
1:19:29
ass? They asked themselves? Ask people? Yeah? All right, next
1:19:34
question, Yo and ts. I've been a loyal listener for half a year
1:19:38
now, thanks for staying. I've been diving into your old episode recently.
1:19:42
I gotta say Keenan was really out here trying to convince us that you can
1:19:45
drown in the rain. Hilarious. You can. Technically you can. You
1:19:49
can. Now here's the question. Here's a juicy question for you guys.
1:19:54
Imagine you've been with your girl or wife for over ten years and suddenly she
1:19:58
drops a bomb on you, she's gay and leaving you for a woman that
1:20:01
she works with. How would you handle that? How far would you go
1:20:04
to try and save the relationships? What is Sheldon, let's hear, let's
1:20:09
hear your thoughts. Yeah, Sheldon, I'm sorry it's too late, Sheldon,
1:20:15
or any other w NBA husband, husband, that's gonna be me.
1:20:23
That's why a lot of them bitches be chip chippy, because they be fucking
1:20:28
each other. That's true. That did happen in that one situation. That
1:20:34
was her ex and she said, teammate, you ain't gonna touest this one
1:20:41
coincidence I think a lot. And they had on the same shoes. But
1:20:45
yeah, I mean, what can you do? You can't do nothing.
1:20:48
She told you she gay, she she got a whole woman. Now that's
1:20:53
her life to work. What's her name, ny Nash? Yeah, she
1:20:56
married the wedding singer right from her original wedding. He original weamon who was
1:21:00
a woman? Correct married to a man? Mm hmm. Be like that
1:21:06
sometimes I might ask about to watch, Oh gonna be rocket that little side
1:21:17
chair the cheese lounge. Oh is it you consider the one that shakes?
1:21:29
What do you say you consider a cook if it's a woman, I assume
1:21:31
because somebody is still like your person. Yeah, I think you're still a
1:21:35
cook. I don't have a dictionary definition for it. But i'd be a
1:21:40
cook then I'm scared to look at it. Yeah, are you get the
1:21:45
illustrated visual h come shut and this is straight up animated. First of all,
1:22:04
you got a picture for the cuckold. Oh that's wild. Just the
1:22:09
guy like creeping in the door looked like his back of eight ancient room.
1:22:15
He was like, man, I lived depending like cut holding that pornter.
1:22:24
Yeah, that was actually in crazy stupid love. He was like, he
1:22:28
cuckholded me. He made me here cuckold. He said it like ten times
1:22:31
cuckold. Because when I think cookold, I think yeah, blacks on blonds
1:22:35
like correct with the guy watching in the corner. But they got the little
1:22:40
funking the little chastity ships a little dick chassis. He's like, oh,
1:22:45
look like a little dick. Yeah, well I got this big black girthy
1:22:51
Sallas Hall Pallice, this flickery b that's in the video. Was like,
1:23:00
I feel like you can never please her when you see this here and they
1:23:03
having a face like right next to the action, like yeah, it's just
1:23:06
clapping in front of the face. Oh God, don't do this. I
1:23:12
can't believe it hit him in the face. Stop got a black eye?
1:23:19
How did you get a black eye? Testical? I can never like this
1:23:27
matter, bro, God damn, that's what happened. That's what happened.
1:23:32
Oh wait what they'd be like, eat it out? Yeah alright, I'm
1:23:39
done. Yeah, that's not getting me anywhere, getting me anywhere? X
1:23:45
eat that ship. It's like, no, thank you. It was Shorty
1:23:50
back. I know, I know that's sucking. It's a couple of people's
1:24:01
lane was it steffinite? We go Strong definitely did a couple of those videos.
1:24:08
Shane Diesel. I feel sorry for them bitches. That's she he'd be
1:24:16
hurting y'all. We say, what's games? Cuckolds? You're talking about eating
1:24:25
me? Yeah, that's that's very crazy. I was not even trying to
1:24:29
do that about if I was the person like no, no, no,
1:24:38
just like I lick you doing too much? That's what the motherfucking more.
1:24:42
The people that at the party wants you. That's why they want you to
1:24:45
come back. Who people use DJing That is he coming back the time you
1:24:51
want? And he fine, wives anything else. My kids are going to
1:24:57
college. And he was one that was all right, ship, I'll do
1:25:01
it if they if at the end of the night they gave you a proposition.
1:25:09
It was like, we'll give you a stack. Mm hmm, but
1:25:14
you gotta suck my wife and let me watch you doing it. I'm one
1:25:17
thousand percent doing money. I mean, wife wasn't really like I'm not saying
1:25:24
her, just talking about it in general. Yeah, if somebody if the
1:25:28
wife was good, Hell yeah, what, well, that makes it a
1:25:30
lot easier. I'm about to say, be the easiest thousand dollars for breakfast.
1:25:35
My wife is fifty and up and it's a little still a little bit
1:25:39
attractive. Hell, why you gotta be fifty enough? Because they they be
1:25:44
the freakiest. I don't give a fu by the freaking I care about the
1:25:46
stack. She can she can be a pillow princess and just lay there and
1:25:53
let me shake the bed. You like that. I had a couple of
1:25:58
boys. You like that ship in West Virginia. What get paid? Be
1:26:02
a fucking like jig, not j but like that? What's that? I
1:26:09
think they're considered bulls. Bulls. They're considered bulls because me bull slavery racist,
1:26:16
But a little bit that's racist. There's there's some racism. Is not
1:26:19
the bad part of slavery getting you know some get the master's wife. Ok,
1:26:27
okay, it's a busting nut. Hey, it's better get get bust
1:26:32
the nut. You got to choices getting with why you're busting talking? So
1:26:39
good boy, better boy the master's wife. That yeah, I'd say,
1:26:48
hey, ma, I mean hey, mass not cra This is like,
1:26:54
this is like when Drake said Kendricks grappling trying to free the slaves. It
1:26:58
is definitely worse than that. It's stop ratting from wrapping. So Negro spiritually
1:27:01
Nigga said, guys, let me go to my uh my cousin's down in
1:27:13
Memphis for the family union. That was actually last year. That was actually
1:27:15
last year, thank you boom actually actually actually actually yeah, and we get
1:27:23
this picture out here. You know how much I hate people are cloud chasing
1:27:26
and trying to put up some stuff for attention. So yeah, I was
1:27:30
like, nah, you have the fact that you made sure. No,
1:27:31
I just saw it. You already seen that picture last year. It was
1:27:34
already great, and he's like that last year. But then I went into
1:27:38
comments. I was like that that's that doesn't really line up, and it's
1:27:41
like it's just from last year. So of course but they're gonna act like
1:27:45
it was just happening, of course, because nobody's gonna read the comments.
1:27:46
We just gonna see the picture and like, ah, exactly. That would
1:27:49
be hilarious though, if Kendrick said you're not black and then he just goes
1:27:55
down to his black family in Memphis. See, I got I got a
1:27:59
black family. These are my black cousins. Look at Jamericai, little Jamiqui,
1:28:06
little Jamiica. I don't know if I ever said this, but Drake's
1:28:12
whiskey is ass. I'm sure it is. Yeah whiskey, Yeahinia Virginia black.
1:28:15
Oh, there's a reason we don't hear about it. That ship is
1:28:18
ass. Bro. First off, the bottle looks like an old man's cologne.
1:28:23
It does, and it tastes like old man cologne. I don't know
1:28:27
if he's still in production, but yeah, I actually think of this.
1:28:32
I think of this. You got locked about it? That? Yeah?
1:28:41
Hmm okay. Question is mainly for Kenyan because he's the hooper. H How
1:28:45
was he can answer to Keenan? If you've played a full game against a
1:28:48
fifth grade AAU team, you're the only player on the court that isn't a
1:28:51
fifth grader four ten minute quarters. How many points you've given him. I'm
1:28:57
guessing the time is going to be your main restriction, but I wholeheartedly would
1:29:01
take you for having at least seventy. I'm I'm y honising through that whole
1:29:06
team. I'm going nothing but downhill layups. I'm shooting as many threes as
1:29:12
possible, so there ain't no telling. There's no reason for me to shoot
1:29:15
the three. Nobody stepping in front of me. I'm shooting three. Those
1:29:17
the only niggas I can shoot over. I'm just pulling up. What the
1:29:20
fun? It was a wild Wan threes ever shooting practice. I easily said,
1:29:29
yeah, what the fuck, Bro, I'm just shooting everything. I'm
1:29:32
just they did a mind time to the hoop with them. I'm just pulling
1:29:38
up, bro bro his stream with uh Kevin funny, I'm sure it was.
1:29:43
I saw the clips of it, but I was like, oh,
1:29:45
yeah, I did actually watch you gotta find a way to Linguis. That's
1:29:47
like a Kevin Hart and like miniature Kevin Hart, like modern day. If
1:29:51
they did a movie where Kevin Hart is his dad, I think that would
1:29:55
be hilarious. It'll be funny. I think that would be hilarious. And
1:29:59
then that's too easy. But it can't be like a too serious of a
1:30:01
movie where Carson has to act no, no, no, even hard completely
1:30:05
Goofy and Regina Hall are going to be the parents. That works. That
1:30:11
works. Regina is hilarious as well. I wanted a pandemic. Who's a
1:30:16
pretty girl. Who's a pretty girl? I can hear you? No,
1:30:26
no, no, I had it on mute. Yeah, that was wild.
1:30:30
I love how Regina is great. I finally watched The New Space not
1:30:34
Space the New House Party about how dumb that movie was. Yes, but
1:30:41
I think we could have done that movie. We definitely could have done that
1:30:44
movie. I'll be the dude with a kid. You'll be the other dude.
1:30:47
You be Jacob Blatimore, I be exactly. Yeah it was Jacob blad
1:30:53
Jacob Blatimore. Yes, I didn't realize it. I don't know. Not
1:30:57
a bad actor. But yeah, yeah, I'm telling you we we need
1:31:01
to make an NTS production. Bro, we need to make a little short
1:31:04
film. Who trying to help us out? Do you mean we got home?
1:31:10
I mean he's a videographer. That's different from a movie. I think
1:31:15
MJ could do it. Have you ever thought about doing movies? Of course,
1:31:21
cameras n long form, don't. I don't know. We just need
1:31:30
a script, that's the hard part. I have tons of script from my
1:31:35
notes, like full scripts, not ideas. I need dialogue, treatments,
1:31:44
treatment. We need a treatment. You want to do scary comic, exactly.
1:31:48
Scary comedy would be perfect. I think we could do that. That's
1:31:53
actually the perfect type of movie. We We definitely could, y'all, we
1:31:58
definitely could. Trying to get your fucking acting chops back. Listen, it's
1:32:03
been launched his Disney career. I forget who who I was talking to about
1:32:09
this the other day. I'm like, listen, I think I was talking
1:32:12
to Mike. There was no It was Pat. He was like Xavier.
1:32:15
He was like something something. You're trying to be Denzel. I'm like,
1:32:19
listen, give me a month. I could be David Washington. I don't
1:32:23
know about Denzel, true. I could be David, though, well,
1:32:26
David is amazing. David's pretty good. Give me a mon, he's really
1:32:30
really give Keenan the month, Give me a Black Clansman. No good movie,
1:32:34
good film. I think the only David movie I've seen was the one
1:32:39
with what that's weird? You didn't like Tennant, You didn't need to.
1:32:45
I heard Tenant was good, it was cool. I started it, but
1:32:47
I fell asleep and and I never went back understandable, never went back to
1:32:53
the creator. I think that I haven't I need to watch that. I
1:32:55
haven't seen that. You watch balls, I was about to say The Night
1:32:58
Ballers. Nah, I didn't watch Fuck the Rock. I mean I watched
1:33:05
the show, but I was just like the Rock had a problem. Oversaturation
1:33:12
of the Rock one more sure sure put the ballogney in the world. Hm
1:33:21
hmm. Someone said, so, we're not gonna talk about how Keenan looks
1:33:26
like Duda from the Shy, Dudah from the Shy. Let's see, this
1:33:31
isn't gonna be the last one. Obviously, Who's Dudah from the Shy na
1:33:38
get killed? Probably bro? This is the Shy. So this guy that
1:33:45
doesn't look like Keenan, I wish I had that beard, true, Curtis
1:33:48
Cook? Is this name? Nah? I don't, I don't. I
1:33:53
don't really see. He's just dark skin a good looking guy. So I
1:33:57
thank you for the complement. At least at least she ain't give me no
1:33:59
ragam no hoo, good bugger like the other people do. He looked distinguished.
1:34:04
You telling me that's not Kevin Durant. Yeah, yeah, bro,
1:34:08
you see y'all being fat maybember. But the different amount of people I get
1:34:13
it grows every few years, because when I was younger, everything was motherfucking
1:34:16
oh, you look like Chris Webber. Chris Weber, Chris Webber, that's
1:34:19
probably closer than Kevin Durant. Started to get to the middle school, high
1:34:23
school age, uh, I started getting Johnny Gill. I'm like Johnny gil
1:34:30
Okay, okay, And then but who knew, like these are like grown
1:34:34
women saying this, Well, a grown woman said, look like Johnny Gil.
1:34:39
Yeah, that makes more sense. Grown woman sad, look like Johnny
1:34:41
Gill. Then we got Kevin Durant. I feel like he's maybe the closest.
1:34:45
And then as I got older, started better hair, oh much better
1:34:48
hair, much better hair, ten times better hair, as my face started
1:34:51
to mature. Now now I look like now I'm starting to get oh yeah,
1:34:57
you hear that, you look like motherfucking uh Morris Chestnut. I think
1:35:01
that's the greatest compliment of all time. I thank you, no, no,
1:35:05
no, no, no, no, no, no. I will
1:35:08
not say I think I look like because I don't see it. I think
1:35:11
the closest Israel. I don't look like. No, I don't look like
1:35:19
a fighter. No, I don't know with the we just with the with
1:35:26
the pokemon. Yeah, no, I know. It's just that we both
1:35:31
the same forehead. He does not. No, I do not look at
1:35:34
the same forehead. No. I see what you're saying, But you got
1:35:40
to change the facial structure a little bit. Yeah, Like I got cheekbones,
1:35:46
I got cheekbones. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like got the
1:35:49
ears. Yeah, I don't think, but the eyes and the I don't
1:35:54
see that I look better than him. I love the confidence. His pockets
1:36:00
is just fatter much. I still yet, sweetness, you'll whoop your ass.
1:36:05
He definitely is. Definitely he'll definitely walk in here and kill it.
1:36:09
Definitely would Yeah he would. Yeah, man, walking in this ship.
1:36:12
We wouldn't stay. I don't know a chance. And now get for me,
1:36:15
we doll will still as real. Nope, why you do this,
1:36:21
because I don't believe that y'all really think that one guy is beating four.
1:36:26
I don't believe you actually such a martial artist, not just a boxer.
1:36:29
He just makes martial martial artists. This is probably he's using hands and feet
1:36:33
and knows how to use those hand eyes in the back of his head.
1:36:38
Well, they don't know. They don't because the person that he's always fighting
1:36:41
in the goon is in front of him unless it's a grapple, and then
1:36:44
behind me. What if he just finds the wall, Nigga, he's going
1:36:45
to act he finds a wall in the action movie you and be like,
1:36:49
again, I don't know who I think these niggas are. That nigga is
1:36:54
one of them niggas. This is the most dangerous person we've mentioned so far.
1:36:58
Have y'all seen him fight multiple people? No, you've only seen him
1:37:01
one v one Right, it doesn't matter you the same logic for it does
1:37:04
not matter. This is the most dangerous person we mentioned. We said Cam
1:37:08
new and then Prime to help you, we're taking out the Cam Newton,
1:37:14
taking it out and changing it to Israel. It's more dangerous than both of
1:37:16
those people combine combined. Yeah, come on, we're winning. I love
1:37:21
the confidence all your niggas going straight to heaven. So when he kicks one
1:37:26
of you in the head and then he's already ready to hit the next person.
1:37:29
What's going to happen everything? And he knows how to get out of
1:37:34
holds one person. Imagine what Prime Anderson he knows how to get out of
1:37:41
two arms, not eight. He would yeah, not eight. The strength
1:37:45
of eight arms versus two arms, completely different, just saying, Okay,
1:37:50
he could bite the ship out of one person. He only got one mouth,
1:37:54
so the other on top of the niggahead bink. I really think you're
1:38:01
doubt in the ease of getting someone that doesn't want to be got. It's
1:38:08
not He's just gonna let you grab. It's gonna be a tussle. There's
1:38:12
gonna be some scrapes, some blood. He's saying like one of the keeness
1:38:16
is going to be hiding somewhere. No, no, no jumping out from
1:38:20
What I'm saying is like like sting or whoever it is. What I'm saying
1:38:27
is one guy can focus on completely max two people. That third person you
1:38:33
may see them, but you're really not focused on them. That fourth person
1:38:36
you don't even know where the fuck they're at. You're underestimating the fact that
1:38:40
he will knock out he will take out the one first person very easily,
1:38:45
one swift kick. Listen, the closest whoever is the closest to him getting
1:38:48
fucking slept. He might break your knee. Don't like kicking it, don't
1:38:53
miss, he will not miss. You got kicked in the leg. No,
1:38:59
No, you're in for a route. You guys might just have crippled
1:39:01
legs. He'll just take out your legs kicks. He's gonna kick you probably,
1:39:06
yes, probably, Yeah, immobilize you all without using his hands.
1:39:13
Yeah, he's not gonna be limping around the ring. He's not a ninja.
1:39:17
He's the closest thing to from our kind of everybody we talked about.
1:39:20
He may be the closest, but he's not a ninja. Yeah. He
1:39:25
has no jutsu. Okay, he can't align his chakras. He might have
1:39:30
learned that and this the time he's taken off. Yeah, no, sorry,
1:39:38
We've got a lot of fights for you to fight. We do three
1:39:40
other us. We do. Man, you just gotta figure out a way
1:39:43
to clone me. We need to contact the deadliest Warrior because they so they
1:39:48
could do so we can do the seculation of you getting your ass whooped.
1:39:51
Yeah, I want to see it. I want to see it. This
1:39:55
is what's gonna bring back the Delia, the science of afore Keenans against Israel
1:40:00
atat sun. Yeah, let's run the simulation because it's only seven seconds long.
1:40:15
Like drums, Dang, he's really like that. Oh, he definitely
1:40:19
is. Is that YouTube channel stoke death match? What the hell are you
1:40:25
talking about? It's like an animated thing where like they do like comic book
1:40:29
heroes and whatnot. That sounds sounds cool, but I don't. I think
1:40:33
it's like death match or uh death battle? Death battle? Is that what
1:40:40
it's called. Yeah, let me see. They be putting like comic book
1:40:45
heroes, like they go against their powers the weaknesses, and then they go
1:40:48
who win the battle? You ever watch any of those videos? No,
1:40:51
it's a great watch. So if you're ever boorn at work, watch a
1:40:56
couple of those videos. I got worked to do work. You could do
1:40:59
both because I can listen, you can listen. I'll be working at work.
1:41:03
But then they animated and then like they actually show them fighting and whatnot.
1:41:09
Okay, it's fun, nice little YouTube series. And that's what we'll
1:41:13
leave him with a low recommendation for other background noise death battle. So you
1:41:16
know what, I might I might ask them to do it since I don't
1:41:24
really have any like weaknesses, so like they really have much dadda to go
1:41:30
off of. But four average six y two males versus top one of the
1:41:38
top fighters in the world. Machine. He's never killed, so we don't
1:41:43
know if he's a killing machine. He's a fighting machine. We can say
1:41:45
that, m hm. He has the capacity because the fight ends at a
1:41:48
certain time. Right, thinking about that game, he well, maybe he's
1:41:54
not a killer and he's literally spoke about doing it. What about killing people?
1:41:58
Yes, hm, I'm pretty sure in one of his like like before
1:42:02
the fight, his goal was to hurt a lot as much as you could.
1:42:06
Oh, I remember that the little all I'm prepared to die. I
1:42:12
remember that ship. I'm like, all right, you're doing too much.
1:42:15
Yeah, that was him. I'm like, calm down, calm down.
1:42:18
And this is just say that's what he's gonna say in the fight. Calm
1:42:23
down, calm down. But yeah, I think that's it. That's it
1:42:28
on the third king that doesn't deserve this. Calm down. All right,
1:42:32
people, Thank you for listening to another episode of Not to Say His podcast
1:42:35
like Mike says, when the day ends. When at the end of the
1:42:39
day, that day gonna end. When the day ends, the day is
1:42:42
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1:42:47
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Let's see how post it on the story? One person did oh okay,
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1:44:08
looking at that Canon camera random when this one's directly in front of me.
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It's all the goddamn link tree. Because it's all the goddamn link tree.
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There we go, Mike. I said that in the why I saw on
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the goddamn link tree. And yes, please survive to the Patreon so we
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can get some of that sweet sweet what keenan, Yeah, you're a fool.
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Thank you. Hey, I'm trying to get everything that might gets out.
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You know, he's person. Hopefully my man's not shipping his brains out
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anymore. He's pissing out his ass. Went will a mustard stop? They
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use wet wives, right, yeah, not just dry wipers. I got
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the bedat man, Oh yeah, oh yeah. When I was in Spain,
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I was dry wiping, like, oh what is this filth? You
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don't pack those with you? What the wet wives. I didn't think about
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it. I thought they would. Half the days, I was going like,
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I'm going, they should over to you. Yeah, I had the
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toilet paper a little bit. Yeah, but sometimes if it's a single PLI
1:45:06
then I used like, you really gotta wrapped that ship up and then wedded
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because you just wrapped that ship up all I think you guys, see you
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guys next week. We go on Patreon, see y'all in a few days.
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The thirsty I thowt tweet the other day it was like, you're taking
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this ship and the first wife has no friction. Oh yeah, and it's
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just like like, oh, I'm gonna be here. Oh why Ye're talking
1:45:38
about sticky butts? Whoa Yeah, Like like when you really got it's really
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up in the wife and it's like, what the hell is going on down
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there? Am I still ship? That's why you gotta do the dry wet
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dry. That's what the biday is for dry wet dry. That sounds like
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good dryway dry. I didn't know about that. Ships like a magic forgures.
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Like it's like that one praying when the dude was washed his hair all
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the shampoo. It was like, what the fuck. What the fuck what
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Bye guys,