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- 0:07Speaker 1: The Large Nerdron Collider podcast is a production of My
- 0:10Speaker 1: Heart Radio. Hey everybody, welcome to The Large Nerdron Collider,
- 0:23Speaker 1: the podcast that's all about the geeky things happening in
- 0:26Speaker 1: the world and how happy and excited we are about them.
- 0:30Speaker 1: I'm Ariel casting and with me as always is a
- 0:33Speaker 1: dude who is always a home run in my books
- 0:36Speaker 1: Jonathan Strickland. That's foreshadowing. Ariel, I got a question for you.
- 0:46Speaker 1: What fictional location would you most like to visit? This
- 0:53Speaker 1: is a tough one. There's so many it is. I mean,
- 0:58Speaker 1: this was one that I struggled on because as there
- 1:01Speaker 1: are a lot of fictional places that hold a special
- 1:05Speaker 1: spot in my heart. Although, to be fair, a lot
- 1:07Speaker 1: of them some some stuff goes down and some of
- 1:11Speaker 1: those visual locations, Um yeah, it's it's dorky. But Narnia,
- 1:18Speaker 1: Narnia is coolis cool. You got talking animals, You've got
- 1:22Speaker 1: talking animals, You've got you know, a diverse biodome, You've
- 1:27Speaker 1: got magic and wonders. It's just now you do have
- 1:33Speaker 1: the greatest evil ever made. Turkish delight. Turkish is the worst.
- 1:39Speaker 1: I love Turkish Delight. You are do you eat rose?
- 1:42Speaker 1: Flavored Turkish Delight, the chocolate flavor, the chocolate covered rose
- 1:46Speaker 1: flavored Turkish Delight, and lemon Turkish Delight. So like that
- 1:50Speaker 1: is to me, like that is like the that's like
- 1:53Speaker 1: anti candy. It's like eating solid perfume. I used to
- 1:59Speaker 1: have Okay, you know how kids eat Plato. I used
- 2:02Speaker 1: to have a tiscuit, a tasket of flower making basket,
- 2:04Speaker 1: which is a Plato thing, and it had rose scented
- 2:07Speaker 1: plato and it reminded me of that but better tasting.
- 2:10Speaker 1: Shut up. I was a little kid. Um. Yeah, this
- 2:13Speaker 1: was three years ago. Just in case you guys are wondering, Okay,
- 2:17Speaker 1: where would you like to Okay, so there there are
- 2:21Speaker 1: tons that I think of, and uh but I think
- 2:25Speaker 1: the one that I keep going back to is the
- 2:28Speaker 1: Shire from the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings the
- 2:31Speaker 1: Shire because I think Hobbits have got the right idea
- 2:37Speaker 1: when it comes to general approach to life, which is
- 2:40Speaker 1: eat your way through it. I am, I'm down with that,
- 2:44Speaker 1: And so that's the one that I think I most
- 2:48Speaker 1: would like to visit. You know, Love Laurien was a
- 2:52Speaker 1: close second on my list, so lame best spreads spread
- 2:58Speaker 1: But but your your point about the food in the shire,
- 3:02Speaker 1: that is that is a strong motivator. Yeah, not interesting
- 3:05Speaker 1: that we both went fantasy locations. Clearly we could have
- 3:09Speaker 1: picked something from a science fiction type of place, but
- 3:13Speaker 1: that that gives us a little I think of myself
- 3:15Speaker 1: as more of the sword than the laser type, so
- 3:18Speaker 1: you know that that's fit. And there's also a lot
- 3:22Speaker 1: of like if I think, well, do I want to
- 3:24Speaker 1: go to Gallifrey from Doctor Who? No, there was a
- 3:27Speaker 1: horrible war that happened there. It's not a happy place too.
- 3:30Speaker 1: I want to go to alder On. No, I don't
- 3:32Speaker 1: you know? You can't. I can't. The locations in Star
- 3:36Speaker 1: Wars are for the most part inhospitable like deserts and
- 3:40Speaker 1: and frozen tundras and salt plains. Yes, maybe maybe Paralandria
- 3:47Speaker 1: if I want to go sci fi, but that's still
- 3:48Speaker 1: kind of fantasy. So well, let's get back to reality
- 3:53Speaker 1: by talking about some of the top news stories in
- 3:57Speaker 1: the geek sphere and launching us off is something that
- 4:02Speaker 1: Ariel and I are so gangbusters for. We got a
- 4:06Speaker 1: trailer for the Snyder cut of the Justice League and uh, Ariel,
- 4:13Speaker 1: what was your reaction to this? New trailer. I think
- 4:17Speaker 1: probably the exact opposite of your reaction, which was I
- 4:21Speaker 1: started it and I went, oh, I don't like this.
- 4:24Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't like Lex Luthor's talking at
- 4:30Speaker 1: the beginning and screaming Superman. And then in the middle
- 4:32Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, I kind of like this flash
- 4:35Speaker 1: of saving a girl from a car. I really liked
- 4:37Speaker 1: the flash in the Justice League, you know, I think
- 4:39Speaker 1: that was great casting and the actor did a great
- 4:42Speaker 1: job with it. So I kind of got excited in
- 4:44Speaker 1: the middle. I mistook because I read an article saying
- 4:48Speaker 1: that Granny Goodness made an appearance in the trailer, and
- 4:50Speaker 1: I'm as stood dark Side for her, because Sex Snyder's
- 4:53Speaker 1: Justice League and all of the DC stuff he does
- 4:55Speaker 1: is so so dark that I was like, well, he
- 4:58Speaker 1: just made an ugly dark version of any Goodness, But no,
- 5:01Speaker 1: it was dark Side. She was standing to his left,
- 5:04Speaker 1: and uh yeah. I couldn't pick out anyone because to me,
- 5:08Speaker 1: every all the villains look vaguely the same to me,
- 5:11Speaker 1: so I was just like, sure, I'll take your word
- 5:13Speaker 1: for it that these characters were in that trailer. She
- 5:16Speaker 1: she looks like a oh, a woman with gray hair. Um,
- 5:20Speaker 1: and then at the end of it, I just I
- 5:21Speaker 1: was like, I was back to that, you know, because
- 5:23Speaker 1: I do not like what they did with the Joker's mouth. Yeah, Like,
- 5:27Speaker 1: I just don't like the I don't know it just
- 5:31Speaker 1: visually it strikes me the wrong way. I hated it,
- 5:36Speaker 1: Um don't. I mean, I just I don't know. I
- 5:39Speaker 1: d C hasn't worked for me. No one's no one's
- 5:42Speaker 1: surprised by this. Keep in mind that before the Marvel
- 5:45Speaker 1: Cinematic Universe, my favorite superhero movie of all time was
- 5:49Speaker 1: the Christopher Reeve Superman film, the Original Superman movie. That's
- 5:54Speaker 1: such a good one. It's a great movie. It's very campy.
- 5:57Speaker 1: It's very campy, but it knows it's ampy, right Like,
- 6:01Speaker 1: it's not can't be by mistake. Um, And I just
- 6:04Speaker 1: find it really entertaining. And so I am clearly the
- 6:08Speaker 1: wrong audience for the Snyder version of DC Universe, and
- 6:12Speaker 1: I acknowledge that. And I'm not saying that they are
- 6:15Speaker 1: bad movies. I say I don't find them entertaining. And
- 6:18Speaker 1: this trailer just kind of reinforced that for me. Again,
- 6:20Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's gonna be a bad movie. It's
- 6:23Speaker 1: gonna be a long movie. I can say that, yes,
- 6:26Speaker 1: you better pack a lunch, but I don't know that
- 6:29Speaker 1: it's gonna be bad. I just know that, like, I'm
- 6:33Speaker 1: still not seeing anything that appeals to me. Now, maybe
- 6:37Speaker 1: this is going to be one of those cases where
- 6:39Speaker 1: the trailer and the finished product are different enough where
- 6:44Speaker 1: I have a very different reaction from the film than
- 6:46Speaker 1: I did from the trailer. That could be a discussion
- 6:49Speaker 1: thing that we have in the future is movies where
- 6:52Speaker 1: we felt it was very different from the trailer we
- 6:55Speaker 1: had seen for that film. But that's a discussion for
- 6:58Speaker 1: another time. Yeah. Now, I mean I will probably watch
- 7:03Speaker 1: this because I feel like I ought to and I
- 7:06Speaker 1: have HBO Max. But I do wish that it had
- 7:11Speaker 1: just been two movies, yeah, I hear you, Yeah, or
- 7:16Speaker 1: mini series like they're originally talking about. If you are
- 7:19Speaker 1: watching it on HBO Max. Though, you could always just
- 7:22Speaker 1: pause it and make it two movies. You just have
- 7:24Speaker 1: to determine. Maybe it's when they start yelling Martha who knows? Yeah, listen.
- 7:29Speaker 1: I started watching The Stand on CBS All Access last night,
- 7:32Speaker 1: and I almost turned the first episode into like four
- 7:34Speaker 1: different episodes because I kept pausing it. Not because it
- 7:37Speaker 1: was bad or anything, just because I haven't heard good
- 7:41Speaker 1: things about that. But then I don't have I don't
- 7:43Speaker 1: have CBS All Access, so I've not seen any of it.
- 7:46Speaker 1: It's interesting. I have no attachment to the source material.
- 7:49Speaker 1: I never read the stand and i'd never watched the
- 7:52Speaker 1: original mini series, so you're not missing much there being
- 7:56Speaker 1: being two episodes in. It's interesting. I understand that the
- 7:59Speaker 1: ending is kind of blah, but um, well, okay, I'm
- 8:03Speaker 1: getting off on a tangent. Let's go back to Zack Snyder. Yeah,
- 8:07Speaker 1: because he's in our next story. Yes, apparently he is
- 8:12Speaker 1: not done with crazy convoluted stories because he's thinking about
- 8:15Speaker 1: doing the legend of King Arthur. Yeah, he said that
- 8:19Speaker 1: he wants to do something that's a more true representation
- 8:22Speaker 1: of the Arthurian legend. The problem is which version of
- 8:26Speaker 1: the Aryan legendary talking about, because there are a lot
- 8:30Speaker 1: of different ones. I mean, Lamour d'Art is the famous one, right,
- 8:33Speaker 1: but there are a lot of others that are, you know,
- 8:37Speaker 1: no less valid. In fact, there are others from that
- 8:39Speaker 1: same time period of Arthurian legend. So it's curious to
- 8:44Speaker 1: see what he means by that. Um, I'm not particularly
- 8:50Speaker 1: excited by that either. I mean, I think I think
- 8:52Speaker 1: it could be good. It could be I'm sure it
- 8:54Speaker 1: would be very grim and dark, but then Artherian legend
- 8:57Speaker 1: does get grim and dark. So I'm curious what you think, Ariel.
- 9:03Speaker 1: I think it is it is a legend that is
- 9:07Speaker 1: already existing in his wheelhouse, which is too much story,
- 9:11Speaker 1: not enough editing. And I love, you know, Authoritian legend,
- 9:15Speaker 1: but it does, like you said, there's lots of versions.
- 9:17Speaker 1: It goes all over the place. There's a bunch of
- 9:19Speaker 1: bunny trails and so well. And it's a collection of stories, right,
- 9:23Speaker 1: It's not like it's one story. It's a bunch of
- 9:25Speaker 1: different stories. Yeah, and so I feel like making a
- 9:30Speaker 1: movie of those bunch of stories is what Zack Snyder
- 9:32Speaker 1: always does. I feel like he has a really hard
- 9:35Speaker 1: time editing down to one story. So I don't know
- 9:38Speaker 1: if it will be good. I don't have as much
- 9:42Speaker 1: distaste for a lot of the King Arthur movies that
- 9:44Speaker 1: have come out in the past um as some people do.
- 9:48Speaker 1: Do you have a favorite, um, I would say probably
- 9:54Speaker 1: the Sam Neil mini series Merlin. Shut Up. You say
- 10:00Speaker 1: shut Up a lot? Okay, Well, it's Merlin. Merlin's very
- 10:05Speaker 1: entertaining Martin Short notwithstanding. But yeah, but I also like
- 10:09Speaker 1: to know Disney Sword in the Stone I like, I
- 10:12Speaker 1: like it's it's not really a Thurian legend, but like
- 10:16Speaker 1: all the takes on the Connecticut Yankee and King Arthur's court.
- 10:18Speaker 1: Like for me, it's Excalibur. Excalibur I think is like
- 10:22Speaker 1: almost a perfect movie. Ex Caliber is also a good movie.
- 10:25Speaker 1: So you know, I will be the first person to
- 10:30Speaker 1: say that sometimes I go into a movie not expecting much.
- 10:33Speaker 1: So there are a lot of so so movies that
- 10:35Speaker 1: I really enjoy. Um that's some foreshadowing there too, Yes,
- 10:40Speaker 1: but you know, this is Arthurian legend is one where
- 10:44Speaker 1: I tend to enjoy most of it. So well, We've
- 10:49Speaker 1: got a couple of stories that I am curious about
- 10:52Speaker 1: that we can kind of pair together, which is that
- 10:55Speaker 1: we know a little bit about the casting of two
- 10:58Speaker 1: different projects that are at a tations of video games,
- 11:02Speaker 1: that being Borderlands, where we know that Jack Black has
- 11:05Speaker 1: joined the cast to voice the character of clap Trap,
- 11:08Speaker 1: a robot in the Borderlands video game series, and we
- 11:12Speaker 1: also know that the last of US television series is
- 11:16Speaker 1: going to have Pedro Pascal and Bella Ramsey as the
- 11:20Speaker 1: two leads of that story. Now, Mariel, have you played
- 11:25Speaker 1: either or watched either border Lands or Last of Us? Um?
- 11:29Speaker 1: I have not played or watched Last of Us other
- 11:31Speaker 1: than the trailers. I have played some Borderlands, and I've
- 11:33Speaker 1: watched a lot of Borderlands. UM. I don't do as
- 11:36Speaker 1: great with strictly first person shooters because I get motion sick.
- 11:40Speaker 1: But I've watched a lot of this story and I
- 11:42Speaker 1: enjoy it and I get casting. You know, Bella Ramsey
- 11:46Speaker 1: and Pedro Pascal have done The Game of Thrones is
- 11:48Speaker 1: pretty dark, so I think they're great casting for Last
- 11:51Speaker 1: of Us. However, as great as I think Jack Black
- 11:55Speaker 1: will be as clap Trap, i'mlike, it's an animated character.
- 11:58Speaker 1: Just use the voice of that character. Yeah. Last I
- 12:02Speaker 1: heard he was working for Rooster Teeth. I don't know
- 12:04Speaker 1: if he still is, but I remember hearing him on
- 12:06Speaker 1: the Rooster Teeth podcast and he actually talked about how
- 12:09Speaker 1: he was the voice of Claptrap and I was like, Oh,
- 12:11Speaker 1: that's kind of cool. Um. Yeah. I I honestly don't
- 12:15Speaker 1: know what to think about the Borderlands one, because I
- 12:17Speaker 1: don't really think of those games as having much of
- 12:19Speaker 1: a story. Um, I mean there's a there's a general
- 12:23Speaker 1: kind of story to it, but there's not there's not
- 12:27Speaker 1: any meat on the bone there. It's essentially there's this
- 12:30Speaker 1: big secret cash of powerful items and you're looking for it,
- 12:36Speaker 1: and there are other people who are bad guys who
- 12:39Speaker 1: are also looking for it, so you need to look
- 12:41Speaker 1: for it harder. I don't think that supports a really
- 12:45Speaker 1: great movie. I could be wrong. Last of Us is
- 12:48Speaker 1: more of a narrative, a traditional narrative. The game plays
- 12:52Speaker 1: out like like a mini series. It feels like you're
- 12:55Speaker 1: playing through something like The Walking Dead, and it has
- 12:59Speaker 1: one heck of an ending. And we know that the
- 13:02Speaker 1: television series is going to closely follow the events of
- 13:05Speaker 1: the first game. It might also incorporate some elements that
- 13:08Speaker 1: were found in the second game, and it's going to
- 13:11Speaker 1: expand on the world of Last of Us, so you're
- 13:15Speaker 1: gonna get more than what was in the video game,
- 13:17Speaker 1: which is also good because again, video games have to
- 13:20Speaker 1: make way for for gameplay, right, and whenever they're making
- 13:23Speaker 1: way for gameplay, you're not really making much of a story.
- 13:27Speaker 1: You're you're playing through stuff. So obviously the television series
- 13:33Speaker 1: has to make some adjustments there or else. If you
- 13:36Speaker 1: boil down the actual story to what it what it is,
- 13:38Speaker 1: it would it would last like two episodes. Yeah, we
- 13:42Speaker 1: also did get casting news for the Dungeons and Dragons
- 13:44Speaker 1: movie movie that we've been anticipating. Um Kind Michelle Rodriguez
- 13:49Speaker 1: were recently announced as well as just As Smith. Now
- 13:53Speaker 1: we have Jean Paige. He's a actor from Britain and
- 13:58Speaker 1: he's joined the D and D group. We don't know,
- 14:01Speaker 1: we don't know what class he's playing. I'm hoping for rogue.
- 14:06Speaker 1: I was going to say, I think he would be
- 14:07Speaker 1: a rogue. That's what he plays in Bridgerton. Yeah, it
- 14:10Speaker 1: was like like, I mean, I don't want to type cast.
- 14:13Speaker 1: I don't want to type guests. I don't want to
- 14:14Speaker 1: type guest. But yeah, it's um, it's this is one
- 14:19Speaker 1: of those those announcements that I thought was really interesting.
- 14:22Speaker 1: I mean, he's clearly very much in the zeitgeist because
- 14:26Speaker 1: Bridgerton has become one of those series that a lot
- 14:29Speaker 1: of people were watching and talking about and talking about
- 14:32Speaker 1: all the sexy times in that show. I'm hoping there
- 14:35Speaker 1: won't be as much sexy times in D and D
- 14:37Speaker 1: because that stuff can go wrong, y'all. You miss a
- 14:39Speaker 1: saving throw, next thing you know, you're you're marrying a manticore.
- 14:43Speaker 1: It's rough. Well, you know, I don't know, because it
- 14:48Speaker 1: just hit me, marrying a manticore. That would be a
- 14:52Speaker 1: great sitcom. I think it's I think that's the prequel
- 14:55Speaker 1: prequel to Hello from the Magic Tavern. But go ahead, Yes,
- 14:59Speaker 1: it's it's got you know, Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis
- 15:04Speaker 1: daily working on it, and they worked on Spider Man
- 15:06Speaker 1: Homecoming and Horrible Bosses. So like the Spider Man Homecoming
- 15:11Speaker 1: side excites me, the Horrible Bosses side makes me worried
- 15:15Speaker 1: for marrying amanticor. But I guess we'll see. I mean,
- 15:18Speaker 1: if this becomes a film adaptation of Hello from the
- 15:22Speaker 1: Magic Tavern, I'm okay with it. It would it would
- 15:27Speaker 1: not really be a D D series of that point,
- 15:30Speaker 1: but you know, you could, you could. We know you
- 15:33Speaker 1: could do worse, because there have been other D and
- 15:35Speaker 1: D adaptations and they were terrible. But you know what, Ariel,
- 15:39Speaker 1: I think we should probably have a little conversation about
- 15:44Speaker 1: movies where we had expectations and the result of seeing
- 15:48Speaker 1: that movie subverted those expectations. In one way or another.
- 15:53Speaker 1: Does that sound good to you? It does, but first
- 15:56Speaker 1: I need to take a quick break. M Arials finished
- 16:11Speaker 1: breaking things, so we're ready to have this conversation. Now
- 16:17Speaker 1: do you want? I think we should start with movies
- 16:19Speaker 1: that we hoped we would like but it turned out
- 16:22Speaker 1: we didn't really like them that much, and then we
- 16:24Speaker 1: can end it talking about movies where we had low
- 16:27Speaker 1: expectations but then we really ended up enjoying it. That way,
- 16:30Speaker 1: we end on a on a positive note. Sure. Sure, um,
- 16:34Speaker 1: So I'm going to start because I feel like people
- 16:37Speaker 1: have heard me go on this diet tribe before. I
- 16:40Speaker 1: have two movies that I expected to like and really didn't. Um.
- 16:44Speaker 1: And the first one was not as about as the
- 16:46Speaker 1: second one. So the first one is Elf, and I
- 16:48Speaker 1: thought I would like it because everybody built it up
- 16:51Speaker 1: so much. Uh, and then when I watched it, I
- 16:54Speaker 1: was very nonplussed. But the movie, the movie that I
- 16:57Speaker 1: was excited to go see, and that when I went
- 17:00Speaker 1: to watch it, I just it hit me in all
- 17:04Speaker 1: the wrong ways. Is Sucker Punch. It should be not
- 17:07Speaker 1: a surprise at all to you. This is one of
- 17:09Speaker 1: those movies that did have like the really stylistic trailer
- 17:14Speaker 1: that made it look incredible with elements of like fantasy
- 17:19Speaker 1: and maybe substeam punk in there, and it just had
- 17:23Speaker 1: it was like a music video style movie trailer that
- 17:29Speaker 1: made that movie just look like it was just oozing cool. Yeah.
- 17:33Speaker 1: And the storyline is there's this girl who gets sent
- 17:36Speaker 1: to an insane asylum and to deal with it, she
- 17:39Speaker 1: imagines that she's in a brothel, and to deal with
- 17:42Speaker 1: the fact that she's in a brothel, she imagines that
- 17:44Speaker 1: she is fighting Nazis or orcs or giant robots or whatnot. Uh, surprise, surprise.
- 17:51Speaker 1: It's by Zack Snyder. And my biggest problem with the
- 17:53Speaker 1: movie is that there were one too many levels. It
- 17:57Speaker 1: was it was like inception but not handled well all. Yeah. Yeah,
- 18:02Speaker 1: it was like any of those two levels paired together
- 18:05Speaker 1: would have been a good story, but you had that
- 18:07Speaker 1: third level to it, and it's just too much and
- 18:10Speaker 1: it's too disjointed, and I stopped caring. Yeah, so much potential.
- 18:16Speaker 1: I so full disclosure. I have never seen Sucker Punch Um.
- 18:22Speaker 1: I wanted to when I saw the trailer, but by
- 18:24Speaker 1: the time I would have been able to go see
- 18:27Speaker 1: the movie where it had gotten out about Ariel Leavin
- 18:29Speaker 1: told me about it. I remember back in the day
- 18:31Speaker 1: you were messaging me about it, and and the more
- 18:34Speaker 1: I heard about the more I thought, maybe I just
- 18:37Speaker 1: give this one a miss, because it also sounded to
- 18:39Speaker 1: me like, well, Snyder, it goes it goes so dark. Um,
- 18:46Speaker 1: it deals with some very very dark material, and the
- 18:50Speaker 1: everything I heard told me that it did not reconcile
- 18:54Speaker 1: or resolve any of that in a very satisfying way. No,
- 18:57Speaker 1: it's got a it's got a very bleak ending. And again,
- 19:00Speaker 1: like nothing against movies with bleak endings, but if you
- 19:04Speaker 1: wanted a bleak ending, I think it should have just
- 19:06Speaker 1: been the I've been sent to a sanitarium and I'm
- 19:11Speaker 1: dealing with it by pretending I'm desirable in some way.
- 19:15Speaker 1: Adding that fantasy level almost made fun of those first
- 19:18Speaker 1: two levels, And yeah, like, if if he wanted it
- 19:22Speaker 1: to be poignant and serious, I feel like he should
- 19:24Speaker 1: have taken out the fantasy level, And if you wanted
- 19:26Speaker 1: it to be a little bit more adventurous, he should
- 19:27Speaker 1: have taken out one of the two bleak levels. Yeah.
- 19:30Speaker 1: I also find what I also find that your escape
- 19:33Speaker 1: mechanism involves you imagining yourself in a different, but in
- 19:38Speaker 1: many ways equally bad. Situation isn't much of an escape mechanism? No, no,
- 19:46Speaker 1: and then you have to use another one, and then
- 19:48Speaker 1: you have to use another one, and like, none of
- 19:49Speaker 1: the escape mechanisms were great. And I guess there's some
- 19:53Speaker 1: some sort of moral or point to that, but I
- 19:55Speaker 1: just did not find it enjoyable. So what what is
- 19:58Speaker 1: the movie that you thought you would like that you didn't?
- 20:01Speaker 1: So all right, I've I've got I've got four that
- 20:03Speaker 1: i'm gonna uh talk about, but really only only one.
- 20:06Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk about four, I'm gonna mention three. I'm
- 20:08Speaker 1: going to mention rather so h the Hobbit. But everyone's
- 20:11Speaker 1: heard me talk about the Hobbit. How I really wanted
- 20:14Speaker 1: to like that movie. I had some misgivings simply because
- 20:18Speaker 1: I knew they were making three films and I didn't
- 20:20Speaker 1: think that the book could support three films, and might
- 20:24Speaker 1: I was right. I fell asleep twice. I saw the
- 20:28Speaker 1: movie twice, and I fell asleep in the same two
- 20:30Speaker 1: spots twice. So that tells you like And that's that
- 20:34Speaker 1: was my favorite book growing up. My favorite book. I
- 20:37Speaker 1: have a Lord of the Rings tattoo on my arm.
- 20:39Speaker 1: I am a Lord of the Rings fan, but yeah,
- 20:42Speaker 1: that that totally failed to meet my expectations. Indiana Jones
- 20:46Speaker 1: and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull another one. I
- 20:49Speaker 1: highly anticipated that movie. I really love the Indiana Jones trilogy.
- 20:54Speaker 1: I think each movie is interesting in a different way.
- 20:57Speaker 1: I think Raiders is my favorite of the three, but
- 21:00Speaker 1: I like all three for different reasons. Kingdom of the
- 21:03Speaker 1: Crystal Skull comes around. I actually like Shyla buff in it,
- 21:06Speaker 1: but apart from him, there wasn't much in that that
- 21:09Speaker 1: I liked. I didn't think Kate Blanchett was an interesting villain.
- 21:13Speaker 1: I didn't like the science fiction angle as opposed to
- 21:16Speaker 1: the more mystical angles of the other Raiders films. Um So, yeah,
- 21:20Speaker 1: that one fell short for me. Transformers I was hoping
- 21:24Speaker 1: I would like, but I couldn't even make sense of
- 21:26Speaker 1: that mess. Um. Now, I didn't have high expectations. It's
- 21:30Speaker 1: a movie that's based off a cartoon that itself was
- 21:33Speaker 1: a way to sell toys, so I didn't have high hopes.
- 21:37Speaker 1: But I couldn't even tell what was going on in
- 21:39Speaker 1: the transformation scenes, and it gave me a very strong
- 21:44Speaker 1: negative opinion of Michael Bay in general. Other elements added
- 21:49Speaker 1: to that, but the movie, the real one I picked
- 21:53Speaker 1: is is um is Star Trek five The Final Frontier,
- 21:58Speaker 1: because I think movie Star Trek five Kirk versus God. Now,
- 22:06Speaker 1: so so I I was. I was a huge Star
- 22:10Speaker 1: Trek fan growing up, big Star Trek fan, the son
- 22:13Speaker 1: of two Star Trek fans. And you gotta remember that
- 22:17Speaker 1: this movie followed up Star Trek four a Voyage Home,
- 22:20Speaker 1: which was a very lighthearted, very silly departure for Star Trek.
- 22:25Speaker 1: Like it. It still had an adventure in it, but
- 22:27Speaker 1: it was I mean, there was a lot of comedy
- 22:30Speaker 1: in Star Trek four, which is interesting because my other,
- 22:33Speaker 1: the other one that everyone really loved from that era,
- 22:35Speaker 1: was Star Trek two. There wasn't a lot of comedy
- 22:38Speaker 1: in that one. There was a lot of drama and
- 22:40Speaker 1: a lot of action. So then Star Trek five comes around.
- 22:44Speaker 1: William Shatner directed it, and it's essentially Kirk versus God
- 22:48Speaker 1: and Kirk wins. And as big a fan of as
- 22:52Speaker 1: I was of Star Trek, I was just like, come on,
- 22:56Speaker 1: he was Mary suing himself to the ends of the
- 23:00Speaker 1: universe and back. I couldn't stand it. So that was
- 23:02Speaker 1: one that was a huge letdown for me. Yeah. Yeah,
- 23:09Speaker 1: Star Trek five was was pretty weak. I I realized
- 23:13Speaker 1: that my joke about liking it didn't really fly. But
- 23:15Speaker 1: the fact is, I know people used to say every
- 23:17Speaker 1: other Star Trek movie was a good one. The even
- 23:20Speaker 1: ones are good ones for the original, like Star Trek
- 23:23Speaker 1: two as Wrath of con Star Trek Forward's Voyage Home.
- 23:25Speaker 1: Star Trek six is Undiscovered Country, which was you know,
- 23:29Speaker 1: Christopher Plumber, who just recently passed away, was a villainous
- 23:34Speaker 1: klingon who quoted Shakespeare in that in that movie, and
- 23:37Speaker 1: that one was that one was pretty good. I don't
- 23:39Speaker 1: think it's as strong as two and four are, which
- 23:42Speaker 1: are strong for totally different reasons. They're also they're also
- 23:46Speaker 1: totally so different from each other. That's kind of interesting
- 23:50Speaker 1: that they're all part of the same series, but they
- 23:52Speaker 1: have very different tones. But you know, especially when we
- 23:55Speaker 1: got to the Star Trek Next Generation movies, I just
- 23:58Speaker 1: like them all. It didn't matter if are good or bad.
- 24:00Speaker 1: I still enjoyed. Okay, well this is where our paths part.
- 24:06Speaker 1: But we're not talking a podcast with you that we're
- 24:09Speaker 1: not talking about the Next Generation movies. So talk about
- 24:12Speaker 1: a movie that you didn't think you were going to enjoy,
- 24:15Speaker 1: or at least you had lower expectations, it turned out
- 24:18Speaker 1: that it exceeded them. So there's a lot of movies
- 24:22Speaker 1: where I thought, you know, this is gonna be an
- 24:25Speaker 1: okay movie, and then it turned out to be a
- 24:27Speaker 1: great delight Central Intelligence Game Night jimmungji. Uh. There are
- 24:33Speaker 1: two movies. One the first one, I'm going to mention
- 24:37Speaker 1: it's not that I had didn't have high expectations, it's
- 24:40Speaker 1: that I didn't expect to like it. And that was
- 24:42Speaker 1: it the most uh current version, not not the second one,
- 24:49Speaker 1: but the first one. The second one was okay, But
- 24:52Speaker 1: you know, I'm not a big horror fan. Uh. I
- 24:55Speaker 1: had watched the mini series with Tim Curry when I
- 24:59Speaker 1: was younger and found it very frightening. And yeah, Harry
- 25:02Speaker 1: Anderson's jokes are terrifying. Yeah they really are. Um. And
- 25:09Speaker 1: so I was like, this is surely going to be good,
- 25:11Speaker 1: but it's just gonna be too scary for me. But
- 25:14Speaker 1: I I quite enjoyed it. Um. But the one, and
- 25:17Speaker 1: I'm almost ashamed to say that I enjoyed it is
- 25:21Speaker 1: I had a bunch of people tell me that I
- 25:23Speaker 1: should watch Spy the Night two fifteen Melissa McCarthy movie,
- 25:28Speaker 1: and I am like, I'm not a big fan of Bride'smaids.
- 25:34Speaker 1: I you know, I or or a lot of Melissa
- 25:37Speaker 1: McCarthy's movies. She is a phenomenal actress who I first
- 25:43Speaker 1: learned about and Gilmore Girls. Honestly that's when she first
- 25:46Speaker 1: hit my radar. But phenomenal actress. She's very funny, and
- 25:50Speaker 1: she does great dramatic work as well. But I find
- 25:52Speaker 1: her her her sense of like disparaging humor just not
- 25:57Speaker 1: almost too cruel, um, a little cruel, a little gross,
- 26:02Speaker 1: but and she is certainly disparaging to herself in Spy.
- 26:06Speaker 1: But it was remarkably funny with Jason Statham and Peter
- 26:11Speaker 1: Sarah Finowitz as foils. Yeah, he was, he was. He
- 26:17Speaker 1: was Darth Maul's voice in The Phantom Menace, and he
- 26:20Speaker 1: was also he was in Shaun of the Dead and
- 26:23Speaker 1: he was also in Space. Um, fantastic, really fun actor.
- 26:29Speaker 1: And he was the latest Tick as well, Like he's
- 26:32Speaker 1: he's great. These two gentlemen played such a great foil
- 26:37Speaker 1: to her that it was just it not that she
- 26:40Speaker 1: needed help to shine, but it elevated that self depreciation
- 26:44Speaker 1: and gave her a chance to, like, you know, in
- 26:46Speaker 1: the movie, she becomes quite capable. Um. I really enjoyed it.
- 26:51Speaker 1: It certainly goes a little blue for my taste at
- 26:53Speaker 1: some points, but it was like I would watch it again.
- 26:55Speaker 1: It was quite enjoyable. Nice. What about you? Well, for me,
- 26:58Speaker 1: we have to go back to nineteen be nine when
- 27:01Speaker 1: I was a teenager, Yeah, and the movie would be Uh.
- 27:06Speaker 1: And I apologize to you, Ariel for this The Little Mermaid.
- 27:11Speaker 1: I did not pick it because of your name. I
- 27:13Speaker 1: did not pick it because of your name. I picked
- 27:15Speaker 1: it because I was a teenager at the time. And
- 27:18Speaker 1: you have to remember that the Disney animated films that
- 27:21Speaker 1: had been released leading up to Little Mermaid we're seen
- 27:25Speaker 1: as being a big step down from classic Disney. Not
- 27:29Speaker 1: that they were terrible movies. I mean I didn't like
- 27:32Speaker 1: all of our own company. I don't think I've ever
- 27:33Speaker 1: watched it all the way through because I just didn't
- 27:35Speaker 1: like it. Uh. The Great Mouse Detective is entertaining, but
- 27:39Speaker 1: a lot of people don't remember it. The Black Cauldron
- 27:42Speaker 1: is not very good. It's not a good representation of
- 27:44Speaker 1: Lloyd Alexander's work. The Fox in the Hound was good
- 27:48Speaker 1: but heartbreaking. Yeah. I don't like animal movies like that,
- 27:52Speaker 1: so so there there had just not been like Disney
- 27:56Speaker 1: had not been in that that classic fairy tale warm
- 28:00Speaker 1: for a long time. So I, as a teenager, had
- 28:04Speaker 1: no interest in seeing this, but my family had bought tickets.
- 28:06Speaker 1: They were determined to go, so I went with them.
- 28:09Speaker 1: And from the opening sequence where the music starts playing
- 28:14Speaker 1: and you see the big animated ship breakthrough the sea missed,
- 28:18Speaker 1: I immediately was entranced, and halfway through the movie I
- 28:23Speaker 1: was like so mad at myself for being the poopy
- 28:28Speaker 1: head teenager who didn't want to go see the cartoon movie. Uh.
- 28:33Speaker 1: And by the very end of it, I was thinking,
- 28:34Speaker 1: all right, well, I gotta buy the soundtrack because this
- 28:37Speaker 1: thing is amazing. Didn't It didn't hurt that the music
- 28:41Speaker 1: was all written by Ashman and Lincoln who did Little
- 28:43Speaker 1: Shop of Hars and I was a big fan of that.
- 28:46Speaker 1: So um yeah, that was the movie where I I
- 28:50Speaker 1: was determined to be the sulky teenager who hated it
- 28:53Speaker 1: all the way through. I was ready to just pout
- 28:55Speaker 1: my way through that movie, and it won me over.
- 28:59Speaker 1: From the opening sequence and I was on board for
- 29:03Speaker 1: the rest of the ride, and I became a huge
- 29:07Speaker 1: fan of Disney again. Like for a while, I just
- 29:11Speaker 1: like I had loved the classic Disney movies, but I
- 29:14Speaker 1: never really like. I didn't I didn't hate the later stuff.
- 29:19Speaker 1: I just didn't find it as captivating. And this recaptured
- 29:23Speaker 1: my fascination until Pocahon has destroyed it. Yeah, you know,
- 29:28Speaker 1: I think I think that's completely valid. I'll even mostly
- 29:31Speaker 1: agree as much as I say I have a love
- 29:33Speaker 1: hate relationship with The Little Mermaid. When I first watched it, Yeah,
- 29:36Speaker 1: it's that that first moment is captivating. It's it's pretty baller,
- 29:40Speaker 1: and the music is great and it's a lot of fun.
- 29:42Speaker 1: And it wasn't It was until I really thought about
- 29:45Speaker 1: you know, I always liked the story that Little Mermaid,
- 29:49Speaker 1: even though the original tale is the hunch Kristen Anderson
- 29:52Speaker 1: versions rather bleak. It does not have a happy ending. No,
- 29:58Speaker 1: I still liked it until the ending. Um, you know,
- 30:02Speaker 1: I I liked it until I thought about the story.
- 30:05Speaker 1: And the story is it's a braddy girl who just
- 30:08Speaker 1: gets her way. Well, it's also I mean, there's also
- 30:11Speaker 1: a lot of there's a lot of of elements to
- 30:14Speaker 1: it that, uh in in a more modern sensibility fall
- 30:19Speaker 1: way short, right, Like it's a girl who gives up
- 30:21Speaker 1: her voice so that she can be with a guy
- 30:24Speaker 1: that she's seen once, Like it's it's it's falling into
- 30:27Speaker 1: those fairy tale tropes that are unrealistic, but you could
- 30:32Speaker 1: also say are potentially harmfully unrealistic. So I can totally
- 30:37Speaker 1: get those criticisms, and I think they are valid. Uh yeah,
- 30:40Speaker 1: It all depends on your threshold of where you can
- 30:43Speaker 1: say it's a fairy tale and not meant to be
- 30:46Speaker 1: a realistic depiction of relationships and that kind of stuff,
- 30:49Speaker 1: and you can step back or if you're like, no,
- 30:52Speaker 1: this is really messed up. Well, I mean, but if
- 30:55Speaker 1: you and that's part of the problem I have with
- 30:57Speaker 1: a Disney one. If you look at Hans Christian Anderson's version,
- 31:00Speaker 1: it's a cautionary tale about bad like even today could
- 31:03Speaker 1: be viewed as a cautionary tale about making bad decisions
- 31:08Speaker 1: for you know, somebody you're lusting after, and the repercussions
- 31:12Speaker 1: of of dealing with that. I would argue that that
- 31:14Speaker 1: Disney sort of address that when they did the other
- 31:18Speaker 1: Hans Christian Anderson's story with Frozen, because you actually do
- 31:23Speaker 1: have the story of a young woman who makes some
- 31:27Speaker 1: bad decisions based upon her instantaneous attraction to someone who
- 31:32Speaker 1: turns out to not be a good person, and then
- 31:36Speaker 1: then the rest of the story kind of escalates from there.
- 31:39Speaker 1: But that was you know, it's a long time to
- 31:41Speaker 1: go before you address those concerns. Yeah, I agree. I
- 31:45Speaker 1: mean there were some consequences in The Lion King, but
- 31:48Speaker 1: it's not the same, no, I mean, I mean, like, like, yeah,
- 31:52Speaker 1: the biggest consequence being that you've got Elton John right
- 31:55Speaker 1: in the music. So it's real. It's real Elton John.
- 31:59Speaker 1: Now that that's a bad thing. It's just real Elton John. Um,
- 32:05Speaker 1: I love Elton John. But it's real Elton John. Okay,
- 32:08Speaker 1: Well that's enough of me saying things that don't really
- 32:11Speaker 1: mean anything. When we come back, we are going to
- 32:14Speaker 1: mash up uh. One of my favorite things in the
- 32:17Speaker 1: whole wide world the d C universe was specifically Justice
- 32:22Speaker 1: League and a classic feel good, uplifting story about a
- 32:28Speaker 1: bunch of women who who step up when all the
- 32:33Speaker 1: men are overseas fighting war. But we'll understand, we'll explain
- 32:36Speaker 1: more after we come back for this break okay, Ariel,
- 32:56Speaker 1: So what are the two properties we are mashing up? So,
- 33:00Speaker 1: as you said, uh, DC is the Justice League and
- 33:04Speaker 1: um a League of their Own, which is Yeah, let's
- 33:07Speaker 1: give a quick overview of what League of their Own
- 33:09Speaker 1: is for those people who don't know. It's also being
- 33:11Speaker 1: adapted into a series, right, Yes, it's being adapted into
- 33:14Speaker 1: a series by Amazon has picked the series up. It's
- 33:18Speaker 1: got a really great cast. Um. They announced it in August,
- 33:23Speaker 1: so we don't have it yet, but it is upcoming.
- 33:26Speaker 1: It's a story about you know, baseball during World War Two,
- 33:30Speaker 1: how the wars is affecting the league, and so a
- 33:37Speaker 1: gentleman decides to start a league of women baseball players.
- 33:42Speaker 1: H and uh. It starts and ends uh with them
- 33:48Speaker 1: being honored and and kind of goes through their journey
- 33:51Speaker 1: to becoming a great team and and a fan favorite,
- 33:56Speaker 1: and then their personal lives and things like that. It's
- 33:58Speaker 1: really great. It's got Gina Davis and Rosie O'Donnell and
- 34:02Speaker 1: all sorts of really great actresses. There's there's Tom Hanks. Uh, yeah,
- 34:08Speaker 1: there's a ton. There's there's a ton of really really
- 34:11Speaker 1: um talented actors in that in that space and They're
- 34:16Speaker 1: all like, it's all done in flashback form, and so
- 34:19Speaker 1: we are now doing Justice League of their own mash up.
- 34:23Speaker 1: And do you know what I'm about to ask you? Aerial? Yeah,
- 34:28Speaker 1: do you want to go first or second? I struggled
- 34:31Speaker 1: with mine, So I don't know if you if you
- 34:32Speaker 1: feel yours is good, maybe I should go first so
- 34:34Speaker 1: that we can end on a high note. I don't
- 34:37Speaker 1: know the mine is good, but it's very Jonathan, Okay,
- 34:40Speaker 1: then I will go first. Um, this is called Major
- 34:46Speaker 1: League Field of their own justice. My story is my
- 34:52Speaker 1: story is about as convoluted as that title. You went,
- 34:55Speaker 1: you went hard on the bash ups? Yes, okay, all right. So,
- 35:00Speaker 1: after the latest attack in Uproar from dark Side, the
- 35:03Speaker 1: excitement of baseball had all but lost its luster to
- 35:06Speaker 1: the American public, and major league team owners were worried
- 35:09Speaker 1: that it would be the final death stroke to the
- 35:11Speaker 1: beloved pastime. Thankfully, one owner, Walter Harvey Steele, owner of
- 35:16Speaker 1: the Star City Rockets, had an idea. He had seen
- 35:19Speaker 1: the prowess with which some local vigilantes fought crime, and
- 35:22Speaker 1: heard of more in other places, and thought, what a
- 35:25Speaker 1: great chance to take a great game and make it
- 35:27Speaker 1: super However, the other team owners were hesitant, thinking that
- 35:31Speaker 1: using such adept individuals would take all the fun out
- 35:33Speaker 1: of the game and no one would want to watch
- 35:35Speaker 1: them play. But Walter would not be deterred. He called
- 35:38Speaker 1: on his good friend and mover and shaker, Amanda Waller,
- 35:41Speaker 1: to help recruit the perfect team to change the owner's
- 35:44Speaker 1: minds and reinvigorate the sport. Amanda started out across the
- 35:47Speaker 1: country recruiting the super she knew of. Soon her team
- 35:51Speaker 1: was created. It consisted of wonder Woman, Stargirl, Supergirl, Black Canary,
- 35:54Speaker 1: Hawk Girl, and Satana. Also Mayra was there, but she
- 35:58Speaker 1: was regulated to being the Water Girl because she wasn't
- 36:00Speaker 1: that great of a player. Um these ladies had never
- 36:03Speaker 1: worked together or played together before. But after a brief
- 36:06Speaker 1: and humorous training montage, the new team, the Super Peaches,
- 36:11Speaker 1: was ready to play ball. Much to Walter's joy, they
- 36:14Speaker 1: proved him right and brought in new crowds, but only briefly.
- 36:17Speaker 1: You see, there was this problem. They thoroughly trounced every
- 36:21Speaker 1: team they played against, So then Amanda had to go
- 36:24Speaker 1: and recruit a second team to play them. She got Batman, Superman,
- 36:28Speaker 1: the Flash, Green Lantern, Hawkman and Aquaman as a water
- 36:31Speaker 1: boy just to make it even. And these egotistical guys
- 36:34Speaker 1: were harder to get to work together as a team again,
- 36:37Speaker 1: all being kind of solo artists. But eventually they were
- 36:40Speaker 1: ready to play the Super Peaches. Their team name the
- 36:43Speaker 1: Racing Boys. Racine Boys, Racing Boys. It was a bad
- 36:48Speaker 1: try to tie things together. Okay, so these two teams
- 36:52Speaker 1: were playing each other, but it was dangerous for the spectators.
- 36:55Speaker 1: Tempers ran high, fights broke out, and every game ended
- 36:58Speaker 1: with destroyed stadiums and casual injuries in the stands. So
- 37:02Speaker 1: Amanda and Walter were demanded to put a stop to
- 37:04Speaker 1: these two teams. These teams didn't want to stop, though,
- 37:07Speaker 1: so Amanda and Walter found a spot in the middle
- 37:09Speaker 1: of nowhere, a one Kent farm, and got the Kent's
- 37:13Speaker 1: to agree to let them build a special stadium in
- 37:15Speaker 1: the Kent's biggest field. They called the stadium the Hall
- 37:19Speaker 1: of Dreams Stadium. Once the stadium was built, the super
- 37:23Speaker 1: Teams instinctually came. What the teams and the Kent farms
- 37:27Speaker 1: didn't know was that it was actually a space station.
- 37:30Speaker 1: So as soon as the soups were inside, it blasted
- 37:33Speaker 1: off into space. The Supers were told via intercomment that
- 37:36Speaker 1: they had to stay in the space station until they
- 37:38Speaker 1: learned to play together nicely, and that they were banned
- 37:41Speaker 1: from ever playing baseball on Earth again. The teams decided
- 37:45Speaker 1: that they would just play each other in outer space
- 37:47Speaker 1: because they didn't like being told what to do. Uh.
- 37:50Speaker 1: They would be the only two teams in the league,
- 37:52Speaker 1: and that was just their's and they called it the
- 37:54Speaker 1: Just Us League. Yes, I know that's an old, played
- 37:56Speaker 1: out joke, but stay with me. They renamed the Hall
- 38:01Speaker 1: of Dreams to the Hall of Justice. Uh. And every
- 38:04Speaker 1: now and then some villain team like the Legion of
- 38:06Speaker 1: Doom or the Dark Side Elites or the Apocket Hitters
- 38:09Speaker 1: would try to join in on their baseball games, but
- 38:11Speaker 1: they were always defeated. So those villain teams turned to crime,
- 38:16Speaker 1: and the Justice League turned to the Justice League to
- 38:18Speaker 1: stop them, which is okay because by that time they
- 38:21Speaker 1: were really tired of baseball. The end that I was,
- 38:27Speaker 1: I mean, I was amazed that we didn't get the
- 38:29Speaker 1: rookie in there, but everything else like so many baseball
- 38:33Speaker 1: movie references. All right, um, you will see that I
- 38:38Speaker 1: very quickly decided to abandon making a more overt reference
- 38:43Speaker 1: to League of their Own, although there is some spirit
- 38:46Speaker 1: of it in mine. Mine is just justice League of
- 38:49Speaker 1: their Own. And here it goes. Bruce Wayne, head of
- 38:52Speaker 1: Wayne Enterprises of Gotham City, has a big problem. Well really,
- 38:57Speaker 1: he has a bunch of problems. One say, his parents
- 39:00Speaker 1: were murdered in crime Alley when he was a kid,
- 39:02Speaker 1: and that kind of thing. Man, that just messes you up.
- 39:05Speaker 1: But Bruce was able to stay on the straight and narrow,
- 39:08Speaker 1: and he inherited his father's enormous business where they were
- 39:12Speaker 1: making sporting equipment. While Wayne was expected to embrace golf
- 39:16Speaker 1: or maybe tennis, he learned early on that baseball was
- 39:19Speaker 1: his true love. In fact, when he was little, you
- 39:21Speaker 1: could say that Bruce was quite the bat boy. But
- 39:24Speaker 1: now he's a batman. But Bruce has a new problem.
- 39:28Speaker 1: An upstart businessman named Lex Luthor has opened up his
- 39:32Speaker 1: own baseball bat company in Metropolis, just across the way
- 39:36Speaker 1: from Gotham, and Luther is using all sorts of underhanded
- 39:39Speaker 1: means to make bats on the cheap, undercutting Wayne's product
- 39:43Speaker 1: and doing a measurable harm through predatory employment practices in
- 39:46Speaker 1: the process. Wayne, in an effort to compete against this menace,
- 39:50Speaker 1: proposes a contest, a company softball game, Wayne versus Luther.
- 39:56Speaker 1: Winner gets to stay in business. The loser leaves Luther
- 40:00Speaker 1: and seeing the opportunity to get a monopoly on bats
- 40:02Speaker 1: in the Northeast, agrees, and so Bruce rushes around to
- 40:06Speaker 1: form a great team, the Gotham Peaches. He finds that
- 40:10Speaker 1: Diana Prince, who works in accounting, has a wondrous pitching arm.
- 40:14Speaker 1: He also learns that Arthur Curry, the guy who delivers
- 40:17Speaker 1: water to all the water coolers and Wayne Enterprises, I mean,
- 40:20Speaker 1: he's a real aquam man, is also an incredible catcher.
- 40:25Speaker 1: Billy Batson, who seems pretty immature for an adult, is
- 40:28Speaker 1: as his name suggests, a pretty good batter himself. Victor Stone,
- 40:33Speaker 1: who is really into robotics to the point where his
- 40:35Speaker 1: coworkers jokingly call him Cyborg, makes an amazing third baseman.
- 40:40Speaker 1: Hal Jordan's, who keeps the lights on even in the
- 40:42Speaker 1: darkest night, is the perfect outfielder. Twins Zan and Jay
- 40:47Speaker 1: No work in the cafeteria, but their ability to work
- 40:49Speaker 1: together seamlessly makes them a great shortstop and first base player.
- 40:54Speaker 1: Oh and all these people also happen to be superheroes.
- 40:56Speaker 1: I should mention, but they don't like to brag about it.
- 40:58Speaker 1: So in case he missed it, We've got Wonder Woman, Accoman, Shazam, Cyborg,
- 41:03Speaker 1: Green Lantern, and the Wonder Twins. Wayne's team practice is
- 41:06Speaker 1: hard getting ready for the big game against Luther Court.
- 41:09Speaker 1: At one point, Wayne pushes the team really hard. At
- 41:13Speaker 1: that moment, Batson bursts into tears, but as we know,
- 41:16Speaker 1: there's no crying in superhero baseball. The team gradually becomes
- 41:20Speaker 1: really close knit, learning more about one another. In a
- 41:23Speaker 1: charming series of vignettes, however, a rivalry develops between siblings
- 41:27Speaker 1: Jana and Zan, and Zan, feeling he is like way
- 41:30Speaker 1: out classed by everybody else, defects to Luther's team. The
- 41:35Speaker 1: day for the big game comes, and Luther has his
- 41:37Speaker 1: own squad of heavy hitters, the Metropolis Bells, Solomon, Grundy, Gorilla, Grod, Sinestro,
- 41:44Speaker 1: the Joker Zan, each one a formidable opponent except Zan,
- 41:50Speaker 1: because seriously, when your superpower is turning into different kinds
- 41:52Speaker 1: of water, you're just really lame. Oh and there's also
- 41:56Speaker 1: Luther's ace in the whole, a mild mannered Clark Kent,
- 42:00Speaker 1: who was working on a big story about Luther and
- 42:02Speaker 1: agreed to join the team as part of this investigation.
- 42:05Speaker 1: We get to the game with both teams playing really hard.
- 42:08Speaker 1: Luther's team isn't afraid to get dirty either, cheating at
- 42:11Speaker 1: times when possible. But despite this, the two teams stay
- 42:14Speaker 1: fairly even in their scores, and Wayne is biting his
- 42:18Speaker 1: nails on this one. It comes down to the final inning,
- 42:21Speaker 1: with Wayne's team given a boost when Wonder Woman knocks
- 42:24Speaker 1: a ball deep into right field, bringing home a couple
- 42:26Speaker 1: of runs, tying up the game. It leaves Shazam on
- 42:30Speaker 1: third base. He'd be the winning run up to bat
- 42:34Speaker 1: is swamp Thing, who I don't think I mentioned earlier
- 42:36Speaker 1: because I couldn't think of a valid reason for him
- 42:38Speaker 1: to be there. But he's there, and he's facing off
- 42:40Speaker 1: against their pitcher, Clark Kit. Clark pitches two strikes before
- 42:45Speaker 1: swamp they could even get his bearings, but on the
- 42:47Speaker 1: third pitch, swamp Thing accidentally makes a wild swing that
- 42:50Speaker 1: happens to connect, driving a grounder to shortstop. Shazam is
- 42:55Speaker 1: racing to home plate when Gorilla Grod fires that ball
- 42:58Speaker 1: and throws it at the catch who is Lex Luthor himself.
- 43:01Speaker 1: Luther catches the ball, but Shazam hits homeplate so hard
- 43:05Speaker 1: it knocks the ball from Luther's glove. It also knocks
- 43:09Speaker 1: Luther's hand from Luther's arm, and Luther in general turns
- 43:13Speaker 1: into a kind of red misted. Wayne's team celebrates as
- 43:17Speaker 1: Billy Batson is quietly arrested for involuntary manslaughter. There's no
- 43:21Speaker 1: crying in prison, except they're totally his. Wayne can keep
- 43:25Speaker 1: making bats. Luther is not only out of the industry,
- 43:28Speaker 1: but it's like totally dead. And all it took was
- 43:31Speaker 1: losing Billy Batson. But come on, that guy was a
- 43:33Speaker 1: joke anyway. The end one that was brilliant to you
- 43:41Speaker 1: almost made me like baseball. I mean, it would be
- 43:46Speaker 1: more exciting if there were superpowers, right, Yeah, I love
- 43:50Speaker 1: I love watching baseball, but like I admit, there's a
- 43:54Speaker 1: lot of downtime with baseball. I'm more of a hockey
- 43:59Speaker 1: girl for that reason, a lot more like Constant. I mean,
- 44:02Speaker 1: I would be a fan of hockey if Atlanta still
- 44:04Speaker 1: had a team. Oh man, the reason for Atlanta's team
- 44:08Speaker 1: was to get other teams in, but I think that's
- 44:12Speaker 1: for a different podcast. Yes, or at least a different day. Uh,
- 44:18Speaker 1: So we're going to wrap up, but you know, as always,
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- 45:25Speaker 1: we look forward to lots more conversations. And until that time,
- 45:30Speaker 1: I have been Jonathan Strickland and I have been standing
- 45:35Speaker 1: on second base forever. Jeez, game ended like two days ago.
- 45:41Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Someone was supposed to tell you take it.
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