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NYE Lyft Driver Lies & Sugar Daddy Scoundrels w/ KevOnStage · Scam Goddess

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  Speaker 1: Scam, Come.
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  Speaker 2: Robb and from.
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  Speaker 1: Scam come.
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  Speaker 3: Robber Frollam goddess. What's popping, Congregation, it's your girl scam
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  Speaker 3: Goddess aka Lacy Mosley, actress and comedian.
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  Speaker 1: This is a comedy show.
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  Speaker 3: All about Robbie fraud and the people who practice it.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes we love them, sometimes we hate them. Congregation, stand
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  Speaker 3: up in your seats, stand up in your car at
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  Speaker 3: a red light. Okay, we have an actor, comedian, director, podcaster,
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  Speaker 3: and best selling author joining us today, a deacon in
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  Speaker 3: the congregation. I like that he's got his white gloves
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  Speaker 3: on and he is counting the money, and the money
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  Speaker 3: was going where the money is going to go. You
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  Speaker 3: might recognize his voice from when he was on lies
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  Speaker 3: covering the baddest bitches of pirating to ever sell the
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  Speaker 3: Ocean Blue, Annie Bonnie and Mary Reid. He is a
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  Speaker 3: NAACP Image Award winning comedian and just wrapped his killer
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  Speaker 3: North American tours, so you know I needed to scam
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  Speaker 3: him into the building and onto an episode.
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  Speaker 1: And he just.
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  Speaker 3: Launched his new podcast called Not My Best Moment, a
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  Speaker 3: show where he interviews people about the low points in
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  Speaker 3: their lives and careers that ultimately led to growth and
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  Speaker 3: success congregation.
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  Speaker 1: Please welcome back. Okay, his real name is Kevin Fredericks.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that the first time was on the show.
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  Speaker 3: Up, I was like, who was Skev Frederick? I thought
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  Speaker 3: I was being kim On. I thought I was being
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  Speaker 3: keV on stage and I was confused. In the elevator,
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  Speaker 3: I put my mask up. I was like, I don't
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  Speaker 3: know who this is keV on Man.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back, Kevi one so much to see you being
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  Speaker 2: your presence. Congratulations on everything you've done. I follow you
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  Speaker 2: and all your exploits and gallivanti across the globe day
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  Speaker 2: trips to Rome. I believe it was Berlin, Berlin, you know, Europe.
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  Speaker 2: Get him confused all the time, but it's so dope.
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  Speaker 2: I love this podcast, love everything you've done since we
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: last talk. You had show after show after show.
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: You had show after show off the show.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, we follow each other on all the platforms, but
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  Speaker 3: I mostly see updates of you, like, oh, Kevi on
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  Speaker 3: now here go on the Sundays. Now he got this
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  Speaker 3: other show, this doctor show, this show over here.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, what I'm trying to keep up.
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  Speaker 2: It's tough. It's a lot.
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  Speaker 1: I'm chasing you. How are you? What supplements are you taking?
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  Speaker 3: Because I'm tired as hell and I'm younger than you,
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  Speaker 3: and I don't understand how you have this much energy.
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  Speaker 2: The thing that people people don't believe me when I
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  Speaker 2: say this. I go to bed at like nine. That's
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  Speaker 2: the one I'm talking about, Jess. I go to bed
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  Speaker 2: between nine and ten almost exclusively. If you if I'm
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  Speaker 2: up past ten, something is wrong, something is very wrong.
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  Speaker 2: And I know people in La up till two three am.
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  Speaker 2: That just can't be me. Okay, I go to bed.
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  Speaker 2: I sleep really well.
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  Speaker 1: You have good sleep.
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  Speaker 2: Good sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Nightmare.
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  Speaker 2: I dreamed last night that I was peeing. I was
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  Speaker 2: so grateful that I didn't pee on myself, because I mean,
• 3:48
  Speaker 2: I peied so many times. In this dream, I was
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  Speaker 2: just like in the gym and I was just peeing.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, hey, man, we have a bathroom. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I got a condition, I just have to pee right
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  Speaker 2: when I have. I was just in a gym, ping
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  Speaker 2: And then I woke up and I was like, because
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: you know your body, like you could do about anything.
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  Speaker 2: But other than that, I sleep really well. I sleep
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  Speaker 2: really soundly. Okay, That's the key. No supplements. I just
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  Speaker 2: I sleep.
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  Speaker 3: I go to bed, and that reduces cortisol. It also
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  Speaker 3: reduces stress. Like if you get a good amount of
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  Speaker 3: sleep at night.
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  Speaker 2: That's the thing. People people don't be sleeping.
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  Speaker 1: They don't.
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  Speaker 3: I love the sleep where I wake up and I
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  Speaker 3: feel alarmed because I'm like, what day is it?
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  Speaker 1: Like?
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  Speaker 3: How long have I been asleep? Like that's that's a
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  Speaker 3: good sleep. I'm like, I'm afraid.
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  Speaker 2: That's that like Christmas to New Year's you don't know
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  Speaker 2: what day it is, what time it is? Dark?
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  Speaker 3: All the time, I'll be checking in like is it Tuesday?
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  Speaker 1: Is it?
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  Speaker 2: What day?
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  Speaker 1: Is it?
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  Speaker 2: Alarm?
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  Speaker 3: But what I want to rid myself of is the
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  Speaker 3: anxiety of waking up being afraid of what day?
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  Speaker 2: You just waking up startled all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you ain't never heard of somebody putching the air
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  Speaker 3: when they when they wake up.
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  Speaker 1: Look that's how I wake up.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, that's not normal, because that's that's how I'll
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  Speaker 3: be waking up.
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  Speaker 2: It's not normal. That's it's not normal. That's not no. No,
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  Speaker 2: you should be like good morning, it should be like that.
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  Speaker 2: You shouldn't be waking up with violence he just made noise.
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  Speaker 2: That's how you should wake up with the with the
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  Speaker 2: piece of like you know that song, the like sun
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  Speaker 2: the morning sound, the music. You know, it's like, come
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  Speaker 2: on congregation, you know, like nobody knows Jessica, you ain't
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  Speaker 2: got me, nobody, nobody catch you.
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  Speaker 1: We don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody listening. I don't even know.
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  Speaker 1: Is that good morning, son?
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  Speaker 2: Dude? You know it's like the morning there's a music
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  Speaker 2: to it.
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  Speaker 3: Lacey, Okay, you're gonna have to tell me, But in
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  Speaker 3: the meantime, you're also gonna have to tell me.
• 6:02
  Speaker 1: What is your relationship with scams? Do you love him?
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  Speaker 1: Do you hate him?
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  Speaker 3: There are any scams that are in the zeitgeist for
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  Speaker 3: you that Did I tell you.
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  Speaker 2: Scammed by the New York Knicks? Did I tell you
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  Speaker 2: that last time Knicks tickets?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't tell you last time? No Oh I got
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  Speaker 2: scammed good. I was in New York. This is pre pandemic.
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  Speaker 2: It's probably like twenty seventeen, maybe twenty seventeen. I'm in
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  Speaker 2: New York with my team from All Deaf. I worked
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  Speaker 2: at All Deaf at the time. We were working and
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  Speaker 2: I was like, Yo, we should go to a Knicks
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  Speaker 2: game guys like, I want to take you guys to
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  Speaker 2: be cool. I've never been in Madison Square Garden. Personality
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  Speaker 2: high yeah, big, personality higher pH And I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't have money to buy like great tickets, but
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  Speaker 2: I could get us in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. The vibes are there.
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  Speaker 2: The vibes are there. So I see a black dude.
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  Speaker 2: He you know, this is prior to even tickets all
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  Speaker 2: being on like your Apple wallet, and they're like still
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  Speaker 2: physical tickets. So this may have been twenty sixteen. So
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  Speaker 2: I see black dudes scalping tickets and I'm like, yo,
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  Speaker 2: can I get the tickets? He was like, how many
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  Speaker 2: you need? And I was like seven. He's like, cool,
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  Speaker 2: I'll get you seven and fifty bucks. I was like perfect.
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  Speaker 2: He was like that's four hundred bucks. I should have
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  Speaker 2: known then that's not even the math for that. That's
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  Speaker 2: three hundred and fifty dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because he has said one thing and then he
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  Speaker 3: has said another thing.
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  Speaker 2: And I was so excited that he had seven that
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  Speaker 2: I was like, perfect a team right there. I go
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  Speaker 2: get the four hundred dollars out, hand it to him.
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  Speaker 2: He hands me the seven tickets. I'm like this is great.
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  Speaker 2: Shout out supporting black owned business. Go inside Madison Square Garden.
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  Speaker 2: They pat us down, go through the middle detector, and
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  Speaker 2: at that point I'm like, oh, we're good because they're
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  Speaker 2: not taking the tickets. Right. Then we go all through
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  Speaker 2: the you know, the tunnels and all that stuff to
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  Speaker 2: get to the game. Can take your ticket, sir, scan it, baman,
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh, he looks yeah, supposed to be Dean, supposed
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  Speaker 2: to turn green, turns red, batman. He hands me the
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  Speaker 2: ticket back, and the ticket has two dates on it.
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  Speaker 2: This part that scanning has yesterday's date on it down
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  Speaker 2: and the part that's like where you know Nick's versus
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  Speaker 2: Hornets has today's game information. So I assume they just
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  Speaker 2: got a whole bunch of torn ticket stuffs from the
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  Speaker 2: previous night's game, attached those to some like printer situation
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  Speaker 2: they had typed out today.
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  Speaker 1: It's decent amount of work.
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  Speaker 2: I just thought, on the black side of things, he
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't do his brother like that. Oh yeah, I was wrong, Lacy.
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  Speaker 2: There was like six people selling tickets outside when we
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  Speaker 2: bought our tickets. We walked back out. By the time
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  Speaker 2: we get out there all gone puff of smoke. Never existed,
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  Speaker 2: and I stood there four hundred dollars lighter in the
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  Speaker 2: pocket and no Knicks game, and there's no happy ending,
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  Speaker 2: like we just didn't go. I just didn't.
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  Speaker 1: You have to leave, you need to leave.
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  Speaker 2: They're just like, yeah, man, I don't know, these are
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  Speaker 2: bad tickets. And then he just was like all right, well,
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  Speaker 2: good night, and we back to our whole. And then
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  Speaker 2: later on the Knicks, like I tweeted about it and
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  Speaker 2: they're like, we can should invite you to a game.
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  Speaker 2: You can come on us. And I've never been able
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  Speaker 2: to go. It's been like eight years now.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, the next need is much energetically, I know,
• 9:19
  Speaker 3: because they've been suffering. They're like they're good now that
• 9:23
  Speaker 3: they're doing better, they're doing better, you know. Yeah, And
• 9:26
  Speaker 3: I was the Cowboys fan. We've been suffering since I
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  Speaker 3: was born.
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  Speaker 1: We was winning when I was a baby, and now.
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  Speaker 2: It's been that's because I know the reason why. Do
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  Speaker 2: you know the reason why? Jerry Jones exactly. But it's
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  Speaker 2: not what people think. Jerry Jones doesn't care about winning
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  Speaker 2: Super Bowls. Jerry Jones just wants to run a business
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  Speaker 2: with his kids. Yeah, And and the Cowboys operate mediocrity
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  Speaker 2: is so lucrative because it's just enough. Hope, they never
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  Speaker 2: suck so bad that the basis fully out.
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  Speaker 3: No, we're still America's team, the Cowboys cheerleaders, even that
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  Speaker 3: the biggest brand.
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  Speaker 1: I was a baby Cowboy cheerleader. Like I went out
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  Speaker 1: and I met Tony Romo and Mike or doctrinated.
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  Speaker 3: My parents might have put me out so that they
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  Speaker 3: could meet them.
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  Speaker 1: I think that was the situation.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't realize, but I was over there dancing in
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  Speaker 3: my little outfit.
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: I was doing the dance like period. And now they
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  Speaker 1: live like the.
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  Speaker 3: Stadium lives in Frisco, Texas, which is where.
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: I'm from, so like it's in my neighborhood.
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: Now. The Cowboys can't he does just enough that the
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: people can never fully turn on them. No, and the
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: brand is so big, it's like Lakers, Yankees, Cowboys.
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  Speaker 1: It's so strong.
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  Speaker 2: It's a billion dollar enterprise and I love it.
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: Come It's been a boy month. I've been with all
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: the boys this month.
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  Speaker 3: I've been with come In, I've been with all my
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  Speaker 3: Boston boys, Dennis Leary, everybody.
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: What kind of a boy month from me? Okay, I
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: gotta ask you how do you feel about sports gambling?
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  Speaker 2: It is to me the proliferation has kind of ruined
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: certain aspects of it. The reporting on sports is always
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: from the angle of gambling. And it's so interesting when
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: they they like arrested Chauncey Billups for gambling and the
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  Speaker 2: segment is brought to you by DraftKings. Oh shit, it's
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: kind of critical that you're like Chauncey Billups. There's a DraftKings.
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: Tickering by steak what yea and.
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: Bet the over under on how many years Chauncey Billips
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  Speaker 2: is gonna do? Like I love you got here's my
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: hot take, Lacy. I think gambling was better off with
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: the mafia in Vegas only. I think the threat of
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: getting your legs broken and your you need knee breaking
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: because now you got you got sixteen year olds yelling
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: at NBA players about their parlay on Twitter. No, you
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: need break, You need little sal to threaten to ruin
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  Speaker 2: your life, because that's how serious gambling is. And without
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: Vegas you have to get there.
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  Speaker 1: That's what's keeping it.
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  Speaker 3: Because a lot of people would have left if they
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: knew that they was gonna get breaked.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: Little he wasna get breaked. Little Salas hitting a baseball
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  Speaker 2: bat into his hand. You think twice about betting on
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: that game. Oh, you're so right, yes, Oh man, I'm
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: not saying the mob is good.
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  Speaker 3: And we're not advocating for the mob. Although if the
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: mob wants to come after me, I love the mob. Like,
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: let's just okay, the mob is so cool and so fun.
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  Speaker 3: So hints so that, Tony, I love you, Tony little sound. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's like, did you hear that.
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: There's this theory that Ellen DeGeneres she was a needed
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: part of the creator ecosystem. She would take viral people.
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  Speaker 2: They'd go on her show and then they disappear, and
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: because there's no Ellen, they just stay around forever. They
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: get podcasts and shows. Ellen would have had him out
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: in three minutes in a segment, but because there's no Ellen,
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: they're running rampant.
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: We might need her back.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: She's an apex predator. Daniel, he's out of here. You
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: get to Ellen. That's it.
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: There's no you had to do it to him.
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  Speaker 3: He did it to one time and then and then
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: we don't let him do it to him again.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: He was gone. You're absolutely.
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: That bad. Necessary.
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I'm tired of going to the hospital and being
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: scared that my nurse is gonna be doing a TikTok video,
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  Speaker 3: like like.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: Come on, can you just give me my medication?
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: Why you dancing? Like we need to get rid of
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  Speaker 3: that aspect of society.
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  Speaker 2: I agree. Did you see when the nurses were taking
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  Speaker 2: making a TikTok of the vaginal fluid?
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Yes, I talked about the Yeah, but y'all.
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  Speaker 3: That's my v flu y'all literally went to school for this,
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: and you had to go to after school.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: You couldn't even like you went to all the schools
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: we went to.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: Then you had to go to extra school to get
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: your degree, and now you're gonna risk all that ship.
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  Speaker 1: To TikTok for a TikTok.
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  Speaker 4: Vaginal fluid for a TikTok vaginal fluid?
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  Speaker 2: Lacy, where's the line? I don't if it was a
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  Speaker 2: line fluid, that's what the whole TikTok was about.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: But it was also like they put a lot of
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: this is the music, this is the morning song.
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  Speaker 2: My melody was off with this. Why did you even
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: search to find this?
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  Speaker 1: Justin Rich are insane?
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: You're supposed to wake up?
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  Speaker 1: This is it?
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: This is like Bird's peer Gant number one pure. It's
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: classical music. I put music morning music that you're hearing cartoons.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I google. That is it. This is like
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: orange juice birds singing the Sonish. This is how you
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: should be waking up.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: They see, Okay, Oh, I'm not waking up like that.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: This is how you should be.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Like I'm waking up to Monolio.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: I'm waking up to like something violent, like.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Like, this is how I wake up. I hate it,
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: but like this is how I wake up.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: I don't get out of bed.
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  Speaker 3: I fall out of bed, out of there, punching like
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: I pushed the air aline and then I fall over
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: and then I'm like.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's time to get.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Just drunk from the night. I told you I bet
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: five dollars off the cowboy. Where's my cigarettes? I wake
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: up angry.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like, but this is my life.
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  Speaker 3: I think I need to stop watching TikTok before Ben
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: because they've so let's get to my favorite part of
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: the show, congregation. I told you, I promised you that
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: we were going to have a special episode, and I
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: am doing this special episode.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: With keV because he is so special.
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  Speaker 2: Oh thank you, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I just thought. I'm gonna say it feel like if.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: The Honeybun baby came to life as a human being
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  Speaker 3: an adult.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, the honey bun baby.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Honey, I'm so sorry.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: It's so beauty. I kid you not. That is not
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: even the first time I've heard that. That's what's wild
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: about it. It's such an obscure thought. But the fact
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: that you might be the third person be like, you
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: look like if a honey bun came out. Oh my god,
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: I really do look like that money baby. I've never
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: saw it. He's so warm, that.
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  Speaker 1: Beautiful skin, those jubilate cheeks. You're the honey bud.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I have ADHD and it was distracted.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: I had to get my brain so okay.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: And that was three years ago. That's very funny. Your
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: producing team is on top of it today.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Listen for the music is the Baby is Happy New Year, Commungregation.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: I know last year was so ghetto, but we're in.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: Twenty twenty six now, and maybe just maybe this could
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: be our year. Let's let's live into Lulu and think
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: it's gonna be our year because maybe better work. Okay,
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: sometimes the Lulu works. Okay, I'm I'm somebody who was
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: at five years old.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Like I want to be a actor on the team.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: The Lulu helped me a lot in my life, so
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: maybe it'll help us. So for the new listeners tuning
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: in for the first time, welcome, Welcome, Welcome. We're manifesting
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: a good year for you, and thanks for stopping by today.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: We'd love if you say it.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Also, y'all need to put some reviews on the Apple
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: podcast on whatever you listen to this on. Y'all have
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: been doing it for years, but like, don't forget okay,
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: any I'm just reminding you and keep writing in your scams.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Scam got us pot at gmail dot com. I know
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: we haven't done a listener letter episode for a while,
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: but we're doing this with keV. It's so special. We're
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: gonna get all of his advice. So let's go and
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: remember this is a comedy show where we learned about
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: people who have way too much audacity or maybe they
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: write them out, maybe we mirror them, but like legal ways,
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Okay, So we're starting with lift drivers
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: scam in Miami.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: keV, can you give this man a fake name?
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Fred Row? Is that a yes? Fredro? Star. I was
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: gonna change his last name. Okay, let's go. Let's go
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: last name first.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Jenkins McHenry Jenkins, McHenry Okay.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: So I'm flying back early to my home in Miami
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: after the weekend gone wrong in Houston, visiting an X
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: to rekindle things. This is Frederick's mc henry talking Jenkins. Oh,
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: I'm going with Fredrow.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Fredrow mckenry. Okay, I like Fredrow.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm flying back early to my home in Miami
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: after a weekend gone wrong in Houston, visiting an X
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: to rekindle things.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: That's the real scam. Yeah, why you rekindle in if
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: the flame out? The flame out?
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Like if your ex lives in a different state and
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: wants to rekindle but doesn't buy you a plane ticket
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: to pick you up in a PJ.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Just stay home.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: After flying three hours on full Spirit flight aka the
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Bus of the Sky, all in caps, I finally set
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: my feet back in sweets see Miami.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: I call a lift, I wait for my car.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: While I'm waiting, I get a notification that I've been
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: upgraded to a black car for free caps.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Things were looking up for me, or so I thought
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: my ride pulls up.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: I hop in it stecked out black escalade Miami style.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: I got leg room for days. The ceiling is twinkling
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: and little led stars. The radio is blast and regaton.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: I get home fast, like concerningly fast, because we didn't die.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, that was driving real quick.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: I wake up the next morning with a customer support
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: email from Lift. When I opened it, I was notified
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: that I was hit with a one hundred and fifty
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: dollars cleaning charge. At first, I thought, did my suitcase
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: scuff the leather seat? Did my lvy back class scratch
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: the paint? Did my la boo boo shit? Now all
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: the rich indicators? The buu shit is crazy? So the
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: email included photo attachments of vomit covering the seat and
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: door of the driver's side backs.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: This is a great scam.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: First of all, I have never thrown up in a
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: ride share.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Second of all, I get delayed motion sickness like hours
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: after riding in a car.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Could I have done this?
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: No?
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: I throw up in my own home like an adult. Period. Honestly, period,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: I throw up in my own home like an adult.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Yes, you have children, I have children and a dog.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Have they thrown up somewhere where you were like, they'll
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: throw up here.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: The dog throws up more than my kids.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what you feed?
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Dog gets into stuff? Man, the dog gets into stuff.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: My wife actually I wouldn't say, ain't him to throw
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: up in the toilet. One time she made him get
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: to the toilet and he literally threw up in the toilet.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: She was like, dang, shout out to you and he
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: was like, this is crazy. He got so. But no,
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: the kids don't really throw up that much. After being babies,
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: they they kind of stopped. But the dog throws up
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: a lot. Not a lot. Yeah that was split up.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: But they don't really be throwing up No, not really.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Hmmm, I got I got some individuals my family who
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: will be throwing up too much drinking.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Nah, just just got touch on issues.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: May be catching stuff and oh okay in the air
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: and throwing up.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: That don't really happen that much in my life.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wanted to stop happening at him. But training
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: your dog to go to the toilet is brilliant.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she didn't really, she just got him. One time
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: he started doing the like, I don't know what that is.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Like she got she got into the toilet. He threw
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: up in there. He was like, this is crazy. I'm
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: not doing that. No more.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Dog owners, yes, and black dog owners because I was
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: black dog owners were like, no, no, no, you go
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: into the toilet, So you've got to go in in
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: the bathroom right now. Come on, tray vonn get get
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: in here in the toilet. So that's crazy. Third, they
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: got a third. They said I was sitting on the
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: other side of the back seat. Don't play with me.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Also to note, I was dropped off at eleven thirty
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: pm and the incident wasn't reported by the driver until midnight,
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: thirty an hour later. According to the email. I responded
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: to the email, but I felt pretty bleak about.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: The outlook of my claim.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: I opened up my lift app next and that's when
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: I saw it. LYFT wants me to rate my driving.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, boy.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: I never rated the driver ever.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: When I got home because I fell asleep out of pureage,
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: I gave him one star and start listing bookle reasons
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: why he sucks speeding? Yes, rude, well yes, you trying
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: to scare me. Discrimination that harassment? Sure you think you
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: can scam this gay boy in a garfield crop top
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: thick again.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Why was the Garfield crop top? He hates? Mondays, Oh man, this.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Is After chatting, I said, yes, I feel unsafe. This
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: man is trying to steal my money. She said, let
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: me escalate the this to our security team. After chatting
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: with the security team rep, they offered me a twenty
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: five dollars credit to refund the ride and I was like, okay,
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: but what about one hundred fifty dollars? I got to
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: read it in caps when it's a caps for sure? Yeah,
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: what about give it pretty bad? And they said that
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: that would have to be reviewed by claims and losses
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: teams and could take up to two weeks to reach
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: a decision.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: It's so funny. They're taking money real fast, but to.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Give it back take forever if they ever do.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: They're like five to seven business months. Ye like, can
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: y'all can't do this fast? Okay, y'all took my money
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: real fast. But okay, I said, I need you to
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: escalate the claim and chat with lost claim team.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Lead immediately they said please hold.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: After waiting and chatting a few more messages, Lift ruled
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: in my favor right then and there. On the app chat,
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: they also said the driver would be banned from lift
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: community for violating community guidelines.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the moral of the story went and.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Down, escalator, absolutely escalate And the second moral, I guess
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: record your ride, share your rides, or take exit selfies
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: so you have receipts about you left the car if
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: they try to scam you. That's I'm reading it as
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: it lays. Okay, how do you think about this?
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: I at first I thought that was a pretty good scam,
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: because you don't really take a picture getting out of
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: an uber or lyft unless something has happened.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: So, and if you are drunk, I would assume you
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: wouldn't remember if you threw up in there, maybe you would.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: And I also think most people just don't follow up
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: with stuff. But if you cost me one hundred and
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: fifty bucks, I'm following up. Yeah. But other than that,
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: the thing that I don't understand is if somebody really
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: threw up in your car, you can always you know,
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: lift driver can always say hey, it's this just happened.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Here's a picture, metadata metadata, you know what I'm saying.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: But the fact that he didn't win the scam and
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: he got kicked off the lift, it's not a good,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: repeatable scam. I think the stakes were too high, Like
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: if it's just stars, people might not complain. But one
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: hundred and fifty bucks, I'm gonna say something.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I low you wonder if he's done this before.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you. I think I'm not it.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Was successful, and nobody to him about it.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: I'm not like an escalate person, but I think I
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: would escalate off one hundred and fifty dollars. And if
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: I thought it would mess up my ability to use
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: uber or Lyft, which is very important to my life,
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: I for sure would escalate. And I almost got a
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: fight with an uber driver one time. Yeah, in North Carolina.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: I was eating. It's a little bit my fault. I
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: was eating. I was really hungry, and I was eating
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: those granola bars where the stuff gets every where, the
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: nature one nature, and he was like, don't get it
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: in my car.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: And I was half of that bar because it crumbling
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: when you take a bite.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: It's just like every But I was so hungry and
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: I had a show, and I was like, if I
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: don't eat this little bar before the show, I'm gonna
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: be hungry for like another hour and a half. So
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: he was like don't let that spell. And I was like,
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: I'm not.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: How do you want to tell somebody not to let
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: a nature bar spill? Like, bro, it's good to spill.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: It's literally this what the design is like, tell you
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: a dog not to bar? Don't you get crumbled in
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: my car?
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to stop that.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: And he was like I spilled like seven crumbles, but
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: I was I swiped. I was gonna leave him just
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: crumbles McGee. I was cleaning out my seat, but he
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: got out the car and he walked up to me
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: like fistball. And a lot of times people think I'm
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: smaller than I really am, and I don't think he
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: pay attention when I got in the car. When I'm
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: a big guy. I'm six to seventy. That's bigger than
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: most people outside of NBA players, professional athletes. We have
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: the op you you will come across like a tall
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: person and you.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Come across like you are shorter, but you're not baby
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: big man.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: I come across like the honey baby that I am.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: People always think I'm small online. They're always surprised.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: People always think I'm tall. They're surprised me actually that
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: I'm small.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, allegedly, and he walked up to me and had
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: his fistball and I was like, what's up. It was
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: outside of church too, oh my god, just you don't
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: want to get in a fight and the church parking lot,
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: and then he just changed his mind. Church parking Yeah,
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: and I cleaned it out, like I'm not crazy. But again,
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: had I did my crumbles and he took a picture,
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: I would have been like, damn, that's right. You know
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying. I did. I did spell crumbles in
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: your car. But other than that, I don't be caring. Man.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Come on, and I'm hungry.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: That made me knock you out in the name of
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: the Lord, like, fist cuts in his name is crazy?
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Absolutely absolutely.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Melodies from Heam the.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Melodies that we're talking about. But it's just fist, just
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: the thuds on flesh. No, that's not what you want.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: That's not what Kirk was talking about. For sure. I
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: know that's not what he meant he was about to
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: have to do. That's not what he's talking about. Ready, yeah,
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: not fist.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, right, So we have another one.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: All right, let's do it, sugar daddy with a twist.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, what it's called Okay, so.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: That's hi scam got is.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: I'm very what yes, excited to tell you about this
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: scam that happened to me sometime back, Happy New Year.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, so boom.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: Now we know it's a black person as soon as
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: I hear okay, so boom.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: That comes with the clap. By the way, you can't
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: hear it because it's written.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Yes, okay, so boom, okay, so boom boom period story
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: my then boyfriend Loki. Okay, I'm gonna say what it says, y'all.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: LOGI fuck him.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: But that's a whole different scam, So we don't.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: We don't like the then boyfriend.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Obviously, the ex boyfriend was living with me and we
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: were talking about more ways to make money. While scrolling igen,
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: I see some old white man has followed my main
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: page and I was thinking, what the fuck? Then he
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: messages my personal number with I message emails saying how
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: beautiful I am and was asking if I'd ever had
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: a sugar daddy before. Okay, nice, Yeah, hey, you pretty
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: ever had a sugar that and pays for.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Let's get to it.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Let's get the point he is, you know what I mean,
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Let's get to it. So mind you. I'm like eighteen
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: nineteen at the time, and this man is clearly forty plus,
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: but he clocked my DESPO meter because I needed money
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: that bad shaking my head. We start chatting and mister
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: scam is telling me how he doesn't want anything sexual,
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: just someone to talk to and care about him. So
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: I tell him I can do that and let the
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: conversation towards my compensation. You gotta lead the conversation towards
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: your compensation package.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: I've been locked in on TikTok.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: There is a whole new revelation of like women who
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: were tidwives, which means like traditional stay at home mom
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: type situation. They weren't getting paid a salary from their
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: husband who was working anything like that then, and once
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: they aged out of being a baddie, their husband's now
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: divorcing them. Really yes, and they ain't got no money
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: and no skills, and they've been out the workforce for long, but.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: They know how to make seal from scratch.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Her job helpful home. Working at home is a job.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: I was a stay at home dad for like two years.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's beautiful.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: It was hardest crap, It was really hard. I made
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: my wife's lunch. The boys lunch walking in school. One time,
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I really got my life together because I gave my
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: wife her lunch and she kissed me on the forehead,
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: and I was like, I can't believe this. This is
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: just like I did my part. I learned so many
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: crockpot recipes. I could make four hundred and thirteen things
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: to the crockpot. I don't care if the house smells
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: like be for six hours. I know how to get
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: a crackpit going, so I truly understand how hard that is.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: There's not that much time.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Jews like. You can hire people to do those things.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: You can hire a sex worker, you can hire a housekeeper,
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: you can hire someone to take care of your children.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: It's way more expensive not having your wife stay all.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Oh oh, also she organizing all the appointments and stuff.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: That's admin higher admin all of that. It's heavy.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Yes, but.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: He would never, guys, he would never is a scam phrase, Yes.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: He would never.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: He's a heat he always don't ever like, don't don't
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: even put that in your lexicon. Okay, have yourself some
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: mad money, get yourself a stashed even if you want
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: to work from home, like GiB put it up, put
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: a little in a shoe box, fall away whatever.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: That's like the Dannis's deception. Did you see that?
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: No, you didn't see this, why lint or something. Yeah,
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: there was a whole TikTok. It was like thirty parts.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: This girl got scammed by this Danish prince. She's he
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: scamed out like three hundred grand or something like that. Oh,
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: it was like twenty eight parts on tiktop.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Listen, I'm not gonna judge because I'm My granny.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Was spinning up in her grave because I've given money
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: to men. I have flown men places, dinners, lazy.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a flyer outer. You strike me as a flyouter.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Listen, not mostly what I need? What I mean when
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: I need?
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: What you say? Y'all know about this.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Just y'all know messing flying people out. Just shake hands. Okay?
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Are you flying Comfort Plus Maine first class?
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Business? Yeah?
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Business class?
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Oh my? Just to get disrespected, zy, I know.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: You gotta let them get upgraded by the airline. You
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: can't flying business. You gotta let the airline make that choice.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: You can't predo it. Nothing for that line to do it.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: You put it in first class by yourself. You let
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: them say, hey, we got it. Somebody didn't come. You
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: could sit up here with us. You can't do that.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: It's nor the goal.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Yo, you are doing a lot. This is insane.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: No more.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: What was the last time in twenty twenty five?
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Were twenty twenty six?
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Now do that?
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: No more?
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: New Year's blacklady climbing up the steps.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, I got a new lights. I got a new light.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: She never gets she never gets better.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Every year.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: She picks up new stuff, just picks new baggage. But
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: she's still climbing. She's still going to step. And that's
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: why I respect her.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen it yet.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Don't play with me.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: I love her. I'm not going bad, all right, And
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: if you do, just coach.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: No babystep, I'm not going bad.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: You're not flying at all.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Okay here you said flying them out.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: I mean that's rest up. Last, let's not stand on ceremony.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: I didn't strike, you didn't strike me.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: I know I'm too baddy. I'm such a batty. I
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: shouldn't be doing that, but it's convenience. Oh wow, I've
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: humanized myself.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: You really have. I'm like, now we can be friends
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: in real life. Because before this, I was like, oh,
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: she's just on a better store. She's this very serious actress.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: You're flying people out that game night. Come on over.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: You're regular. Now Now you're a regular person to me.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Once I see some flaws. Now you can complay taboo.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Now I could trust you or you seem like you
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: got all together something I don't know. Now that I know,
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: now you can come play taboo, you can play whereof
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: I could trust you around the kids.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Oh no, I do, was like, this is how I
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: get to come over the game night.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I haven't been that.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: You just crossed over from industry friends to potential regular
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: life friend. This one realization crazy.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: That's okay, she can be around us. She's nuts great
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: like she's crazy. We thought she wasn't she was a machine,
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: got everything right.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: No she's not.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Now we know you are. No, I love this for you.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: This is your life. You could do that.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: You don't even got no unmarried friends. I'm gonna go
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: just to have fun.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I don't have a lot of No. No,
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Guys. On women, I'm being sexual some people.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: I'm about to be able to give you some women.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know you was paying like people.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Did you gonna fly women out? Yeah? Yeah, I'll probably
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: get you some women that I got some women friends
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: that I don't mind setting up.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: I'm great, Yeah, I can't be poor.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, they got bread. Okay, great, they got bread.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Bring something to the table.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: They fly himself out, that's what I need.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: They can meet you way.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: So going back to this story, okay, so boom, we
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: know we're dealing with a black person. They got a
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: sugar ny situation going on. This person says he told
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: me about his last sugar baby and send me pictures
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: of the cash she received and their bank transactions. And
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: my boyfriend was then asked coaching me so we could
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: get that damn money. Honestly, good boyfriend, like participate support,
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: were trying to get this money. So then I give
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: mister scams sugar Daddy a sob story about my life,
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: saying one of my family members needs money desperately, trying
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: to guilt trip that price up.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Now, I should have known it was.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Too good to be true when he said he sent
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: me the money, but my deskwa meter was too high,
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: and my naive ass boyfriend and I believed him.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Oh no, y'all supposed to.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Wait, he didn't really have the bread.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: He sent me a grainy screenshot of the money sent
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: with my name and two thousand dollars. But then the
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: real scam happened. He says, I need to send him
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: fifty dollars worth of bitcoin.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Man. No, not Nigerian prince stuff. No not, I gotta
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: pay you to pay me.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: That's not how payment. Weren't pay me.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: You wouldn't. I used to work at a bank. You
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: would not believe. How many old did I tell you this?
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: No?
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: Old people fall for that all day long. I'm talking
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: about all day long. They fall for that. Send me
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: one hundred dollars and I could send you five thousand.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: You have to you have to be like, look at me.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Once you send this money, you're never getting it back ever.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: And they'd be like, no, he cho And the thing
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: I used to help them. I would say to them,
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: why you, out of everybody in America, why did this
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Nigerian prince find you? And they would be so hurt
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: to be like, it's not real. People want to feel special,
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: they want to feel chosen, even if it means you
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: got to take advantage of me, and it be people
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: be falling for the okie dog because they think, they
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: think think things are gonna be better. No, life sucks.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: You're not gonna get five thousand. If you give me
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: a hundred, you're just gonna lose a hundred. It's unfortunate.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: People don't like you. They don't want to help you.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: They want to take advantage of you. Lead with that.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Everybody's not lazy. They're not flying you out.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Happy New Year. I'm not flying people out anymore, Kevin.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. You're You're one of the good people.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Everybody else is lying.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Yikes.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I didn't see that scam coming. I thought he
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: was you did it. I thought he was really a
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: sugar daddy. I mean, And I don't even know how
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: to buy a bitcoin. Honestly, I wouldn't even know what
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: to do.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: And also, fifty dollars worth a bigcoin like bitcoin, the
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: one coin is worth way more than that right now,
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: So like, how do you fraction off?
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Like you're chipping off? Like what do you how do
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: you get it?
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: True?
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: A little fifty dollars piece of a bitcoin.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Fifty dollars a bit, Like what are we doing? Let
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: me get a little fifty dollars. That bit man's.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: Crazy, and they said, my dumb ass. Then where I
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: know where it's going? You know, my dumb ass. Then
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: I get an email saying something like the money he
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: said was blocked or pending, and I needed to send
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: another fifty dollars. So I did scam Goddess, that's all
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: the caps god. And I don't remember when, but at
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: some point me and my boyfriend realized we just got
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: scammed out of one hundred dollars. But me, girl, I'm petty,
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: So I started calling him back to back for at
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: least an hour. When I keep getting no answer, I
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: spam texted him about scamming me, until he responded with
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: I was busy blah blah blah, I'd never do that,
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: blah blah blah, how could you accuse me?
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Blah blah blah.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: But I didn't let up all day, and I was
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: going off on this motherfucker. I decided to send a
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: message along with the lines of I found your IP address,
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: I'm writing down your email and letting people know you
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: are the cause of my death.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Goodbye.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Oh oh dang, what I did not see that we
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: raised the steaks a lot escalate. That was a lot.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Escalate because of my death. You ain't even get sick first,
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: you went straight to death. This is Geoffrey cutting off
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: ned Stark's head, like, hey, hey, hey.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: Man, the cause of the robbery, my death.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Death is egregious even in this world. That's a lot.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Look, I've already seen this letter to Olivia Benson okay,
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: and Stabler they got it.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, so you're.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: They won't rest till they find you done for Oh
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: my god, I thought she was like.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: She said she was calling them with live I thought like,
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: maybe you mailed the letter.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: You shocking.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: You just understood how that was going to end, and
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: you got to be allowed to send the email. So
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: you're just letting it know. When I die, it's on you.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: That's a special kind of petty.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: They're coming for you.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Will kill myself, but sign the note that you did it.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: That's like you're operating on different times.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, cool?
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Would I tell you whoever started spamming me quickly sitting
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: back the one hundred dollars?
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, she got it back. That's what I'm talking about.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: I want to sitting back to absolutely. I don't want.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: No, I don't want to be involved in homicide. I'm
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: so sorry. I tried to ride it.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Like I six other scams working right now. They don't
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: you're not checking out the addresses. None, we're cool or
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: for sure.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: So I go to them and soon after I found
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: your podcast and joined the congregation. I've been listening ever since.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: In it's hearts, Oh my.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Goodness, it's a fantastic That was a great ending. That
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: was a great story ending. She wins. That's a lot.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: But honestly, I understand because I would do the same thing.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: I have done extreme things in the past. I talked
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: about it on this podcast. I was trying to get
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: out of Germany and I was in the airport and
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: they weren't helping me, and so I pretended to faint.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: I'm too much of an adult to be doing these
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: kind of shenanigains, but I'm a want I'm aani again,
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: and like I just fainted, Like.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Did you fall?
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah for a little while, Noah, No, I just went
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: down quick.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: What made you think?
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: What? What?
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: What? I want to know the synapse firing process to
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: when you like your brain was like, hey man, we
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: gotta faight y'all. Now we got a fate and that's
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: gonna get us out of Germany. And it worked, It
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: did work. What was your acting skills on display when
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: you came back and you're like, oh huh, what happened?
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: What you do? I was just like they was playing
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: with me.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: Like I had tried to like bribe the little cartman
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: in the airport to take me because like in Germany
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: you have to go through customs before you go back.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: And I was still living in Ireland, so like I.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Had to go through customs to go back to Ireland,
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: so it was complicated, but nobody would tell me where
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: I was supposed to go.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Like it was like so confusing.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: And I had paid the little cartman to take me
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: to the customs place because I was about to miss
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: my flight and he wasn't gonna take me, and I
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: was like, this is your job, You're not gonna take me.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: And I was just like, well, what can I do
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: to expedite this fake?
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Right? This is your version of you're gonna be responsible
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: for my death if you don't take me to customs,
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: then I'll just faike. Then now what Now you got
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: a medical emergency? I'm like, oh your now you gotta
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: take me.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Oh my God, look to get back to work.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I was a dumb film it. I had to get
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: back Ireland.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: I was like, well, I know how we're gonna do this.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: I guess I'm just like it was like Cam, it
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: was like this. It was like it wasn't no deliriousness.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: I literally it was just like you just.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Didn't knock a lips. Oh that is so funny, man.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: I wish I was there to see that. That is
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: brilliant problem. You deserve my neck hurt.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: For a little bit after that because I really committed.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: You got to commit to the bit.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah you can't.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: You gotta do. You can't fake faint and not go
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: for it. They're gonna do it to fake faint.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: The lady at the gate was like, oh, they told
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: me about you, like just sit still and and don't
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: drink any alcohol.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I haven't been drinking any alcohol.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: And she was like, yeah, just sit right there, because
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: the only possibility to them was like this bitch must
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: be drunk, Like why would she do this.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: It's just so funny, man. I love this.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: It's like I haven't been drinking anything. I'm just I'm crazy.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: I'm crazy to y'all out crazy. Every y'all tell me
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: I'm in Nazi Germany. I'm not gonna have to like,
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: I gotta get out of here, like the these are
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: my options, and everybody's like, you have more options than that.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: I definitely had all kinds of no I did it.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: But at the end of the day, fanning worked. So really,
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: who exactly challenging is a victims crime? It is now
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: the people out there, she's like, she's cossplaying as a fainter.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: That's wrong. International Fainting Alliance. You might hear from them.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: Maybe fainting can be a choice sometimes okay, sometimes fainting
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: your body happens, But sometimes maybe fainting is a choice.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Were you like, I can't do anymore? It is I
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: have to faint? Why not? What could that have a choice.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Now we're gonna wrap it up. We got one more.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Let you just do it.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Here it's titled it wasn't even his laws.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's see Happy new Year, scam goddess Happy New
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Year came on stage. So okay, here it is. This
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: sounds like a black person. Do we just really get to.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: The point we do? So okay, so boom, okay, it is.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: So it was New Year Eve and I was going
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: to a house party with childhood friends. These parties were
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: lit and always turned into fund ragers, but it was
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: people we trusted. Okay, a black persons.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Is not.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: But I will say, like raised in the suburbs. I'm
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: from Frisco, Texas' urbs.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Like might be a.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: Supper because we got to use the word ragers.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Well we got lit and rager.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: It's like blade, it's like a day walker between.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: So she might be like, I'm black, but like it
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: was a rager.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: It was a rager.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Fair, Okay, it wasn't a function.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: It was a suburban suburban.
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: Suburban, so it was a rager. Yeah, so she given
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: she might be giving context. So that New Year's Eve,
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: I decided to take my little brother with me since
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: he was eighteen and knew all my friends. We were
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: at the party. Everyone is vibing, taking shots. Little John
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: in the background.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: You get it. Okay, I'm confused again little.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: John, little John could be anybody though.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: It could be anybody. Okay, we might not ever know there.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: This is confusing. So I'm getting ltty that's definitely black.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, and my alter ego comes out, and
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: I start texting my professor from last semester. Okay, I
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: was in college winter break and no longer his student,
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: and he was fine and all caps. Yeah they're finest.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah they're black, they're black.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: The only thing to make it for sure black is
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: f O I A D.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: It's f I any, but it's at all caps. So
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with black.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: And the pronunciation that make that threw me off.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I said, I said fine, but it was spelled
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: as fine. Yeah. Yeah, you're right, you're right, You're right
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: about that, You're absolutely. I gotta watch how I read things.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah I did black it up. Yeah, sometimes I do that.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: I feel like.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: Cap you, you're drawing it out of me more normally
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: I can keep it together. Also, like I mean, okay,
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: I'm going to continue with their story about the text
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: and the professor while they were drunk, but I do
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: have to pause and say, like, I have a knee injury,
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: and I have a new doctor who I found on zoctoc.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: Shout to zoctoc, like I told you I'd be using it.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: It's not just an ad child. I went into the
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: doctor's office. This man is fine as hell, Like distractingly fine,
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: like he's smiling, cheeseing. I had a lapse in my
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: insurance while I was in Ireland because it was auto pay,
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: and then I guess something went wrong but I wasn't
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: here and it went to my assistant's account and like
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: I ain't know, so I had to pay for MRI
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: out of pocket for my name. He called got me
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: a discount MRI on the phone in front of me,
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: like okay, like cheese it.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, this man is
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: beautiful and he't got a wedter ring.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: All.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: I was like, when I go to my follow up.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: Cha, let me make sure I got that shit on.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Let me because you might be my man, my man,
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: my man, my man, what's happening? So I understand hilarious listen,
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: cap you can't touch me on this because I have
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: been single for like fifteen years.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: And I always thought that I have ADHD.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: I'm on the spectrum, and so I always thought that
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: like you meet people when you're like intentionally trying to
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: meet people. And my mom was like she came to
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: me with a like to a rap party, and she
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: was like, well, I asked her. I was like, yo,
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to like find a partnership or something like,
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know why.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: It's so difficult.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: And she was like, I watched like six different people
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: come up to you and hit on you at that party,
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: and you were all business. And I was like what really,
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: And I was like, but no, because because it was
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: a work party, so we're all working, so like we're
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: it's all business. And she was like, no, single people
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: are looking for people everywhere they go, the grocery store, anywhere.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: You're looking for somebody to be with.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: You just never know you need love.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: But I'm like when I go to certain places, I'm
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: like very locked up, like, oh, I'm here for the place,
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: this is for.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: The work thing. Yeah, I'm here for the love thing.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: That's not our words.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: That's great cutes, Lacy, think of meat cutes. They wouldn't
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: be meet cutes if they were meet purpose They always
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: got to be like, oh papers fell, Oh my knee injured,
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: my insurance lapped, I'm your doctor. They're not like single
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: people are like this is an event. You can't meet
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: cute at a purposeful event. You gotta bump into the person,
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: literally bump into the person, or they got to give
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: you a discount on you m right, that's a great like. Also,
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: that's a good story for a party. How'd you guys meet?
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Funny story, hurt my knee? He was my doctor, gave
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: me a discount on my MRI. That's actually original. That's
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: a great dinner party story. Oh so you really got
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: to go back. You gotta make sure he's there for
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: the follow up appointment. Extra moisturize, smell good.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: I got my legs blax because I can't been over
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: in the shower because I might fall and die. So
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: I got them wax. I was like, I'm gonna be like,
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: my baby, my baby, you.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: Won't have a chance to meet him. And I'm like, damn,
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: like this, Yeah.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: This is what people be doing out here.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, you met your wife in church, right.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: I met my wife in high school in eleventh grade.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: It wasn't church.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: Eleventh grade. Miss Chapman's you're a history class.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: She's so pretty, isn't she? She's soupery.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm not holding up my end of
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: the bargain. She's getting like more gorgeous as we age.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, she falling apart.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: No, you look great. You are still the honeymoon baby.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: But she is, she is.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: She's snacking on you a little bit because she's a
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: she's a she's a bad as.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: A man, though low key. Your greatest flex is your
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: wife is out of your league because women are like,
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: oh day, she's really gorgeous and men are like, how
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: did he pour her? So I really win?
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: You like the gap is widening. No, you do win,
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: you win because they're like, how do you do that?
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: But funny is a great equalizer. Funny it is money
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: equalizes the gap.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: But you are so funny?
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: She is, She doesn't. She doesn't really reveal her her
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: full self to the air.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: When I was playing oh no with her, I found
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: out the truth.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: She was funny as well, and I was man like
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: not and you funny.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: Welcome to really funny man. I'm telling you, I look,
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: I'll kick the coverage.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: As they say, no, you you you deserve wins. Honey
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: baby should win.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: You saw that, baby, he deserves a gorgeous woman.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: He does? You do?
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: I know that you secretly, I can't prove it. Put
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: up that doakes meme ye. But we're getting back to
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: this last letter here, keV Okay, So.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: You never gave me a fake name for this person.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: Can you give me one?
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: Yes, it doesn't matter.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: I don't care about gender.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: Tyrone Tyrone.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: So Tyrone says, I'm getting liddy, and my alter ego
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: comes out, and I started texting my professor from last semester.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: That's how we got.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: Understand what girl I was in college winter break, no
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: longer his student.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: And he was fine, fine, anyway.
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: We get our flirt on, and I'm fully in my
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: phone now ignoring everyone at the party, including my little brother,
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: because remember they tyne about the little brother to the party.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: So he's being all smooth talking about I'm enjoying New
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: Year's Eve in my loft in downtown. You should come
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: by and see the fireworks. I don't know where you live,
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: but anybody who lives downtown is doing crime. I don't
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: care what city it is. Give up the crime. Why
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: are you living downtown. I'm talking to Ula as well,
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: Why do you live downtown in a high rise loft
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: like downtown?
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: You do crime? Definitely give it up.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: So they're like, oh yeah, oh damn it.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: And I'm right next thing, you know, I'm in an
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: uber headed to his loft in downtown LA.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: I fucking know it, and that I haven't read this
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: before I know it.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: I get there, we hang out and drink some more,
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: and it gets steaming. So I do the deed with
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: my professor in parentheses. Remember he is fine, okay, so
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: this is this is eligible, but they should be able
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: to do this because they're fine. The whole time we're
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: cuddling and watching fireworks through the windows in this high rise.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: So then a cat appears and I'm.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, how cute you have a cat.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: He says, that's not my cat. Okay, in your house,
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: but okay, And I say, who's good is that? He
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: goes my friends. I'm cats sitting for them. I couldn't
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: watch him at my place, and I go, this is
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: not your place, honestly, I'm want you tired?
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: What this is not your place? You got me laid
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: up in here, and this is not your play.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: You can't do the DED in strange places, the owner
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: getting signed up for that.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do the d in a stranger home. No,
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: what are we doing? He says, Oh no, this is
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: their loft.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: So I immediately get turned off and feel scammed because
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: this whole smooth talk via text was about his place
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: and seeing the fireworks from.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: So high up blah blah blah.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: Anyway, after a few more hours of cuddling hours, you
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: just push.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: You just push that to the back of your mind, like, dang,
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: that's crazy. Anyway, I'm already here, I guess.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: Honestly this I'm not bad like you already did it? Period?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Is this?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: Indeed, you're cuddling the cats here, persing home tonight, right.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Downtown.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: Why are you gonna run out house? I'm just mad
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: that the sentence prior you were like.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I could never, I couldn't never.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: After a few more hours, so clearly you could have.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: You absolutely could could always ever.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: You could always ever. We've learned that from this whole
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: episode you could always ever.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: Don't ever say somebody could never, because everybody could always ever.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: So for a few more hours of cuddling. But feeling
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: duped about my swab ass loser.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: I've been duped, I will continue to cuddle, but the
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: record reflection, I do feel duped. But it's already.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Warm, and also a few more hours few.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: The word few in its definition means three to four.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: Three at minimum, at.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Minimum three to four sure you don't use few and
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: a low ki.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: I feel like you're scamming me. I feel like you
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: might be lying to me a little bit. Was this
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: three to four or was it three to four days?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: How long were you at this house?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: That's a lot of cuddling as well.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: If you're watching the cat, Yeah, that means somebody who
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: owned the cat is out of town.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: Sure, so how long were you there?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: From out of town? It don't give. It's not giving
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: one night.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: Not at all.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: No, you was there, You was there, y'all. Don't order
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: the uber eats. I got some door dash y'a laid up.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: Yes, you don't posting Instagram stories happy your girlfriends.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Don't lie to me.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it says he ordered me an uber back
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: at don don very flagrant artistic.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: It says I got back to the race your house
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: and sneaked back in. All my friends were passed out everywhere,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: and then I saw my little bro next to my
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: best friend.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: He woke up and was like, you left me here.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: The real scam.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: To be honest, years later, he reminds me, remember that
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: time you left me with your friends to go be
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: a houcci with your loser teacher.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Honestly, absolutely, he's the dogs the He's the dogs, one
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: thousand percent. I would never let my siblings live that
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: down forever. I would say that at the funeral.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: He was over here hunching in the househunching.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: Homeless. Home y'all doing homeless hunching.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: You really are funny, Lacy. I don't care what they
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: say behind your back on lipstick. Alli, you are hilarious. Honestly,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: that's funny.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: Tricked you anyway. I never spoke with or saw the
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: professor again.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: Okay, ty Na, I'm glad that you never spoke or
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: saw to the professor again or with the professor again, child,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: because that was that was chaotic, Like.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: Why would you do that? I'm not judging you.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: I am judging, but I'm not judging you fair. Do
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: you get how two of those things can be true
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: at the same time.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: I get it?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: keV, thank you so much for coming back to.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: Thank you for having me. You're you're a vibe, You're
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: a good time. You're a good good time even when
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: you didn't let that pain rob you of great laughs.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: Thank you and thank you like honestly the best laughs always.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: I'm always so impressed and so proud of you, and
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: I'm so excited by you.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Because it's nice to have like.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: An intelligent, genius, kind, benevolent person in this industry, like
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: who looks after people but also has a vision and
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: cares and puts out great work into the world.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Always like I think, I look up to you so much.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Lacy.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: I always ask at the end of the episodes, where
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: would you like to be found?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: Anything you want to plug? Any social media?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: Not my best moment. A new podcast I have comes
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: out on Wednesdays on YouTube or wherever you find your podcasts. Now.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: My best moment, Safe Space, is on tub right now.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: The Ball Brothers just started airing this new year on
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: two be as well. Let's just focus there. I feel
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: like if you give people too many things, they're just
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: like I'm out. So that's that's enough.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel like you can find all.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: On your webpage, follow me on Kevi on stage, on Instagram,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: on Instagram, anything else that I have going on, I'll
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: always tell you about it there.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: Yes, and keV has a very fun, scamming way of
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: telling you about his projects.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: It's always a very funny video. And then at the
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: end of the video.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: It's like tour dates or like what coming out and
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: it's so brilliant. I'm stealing it from you. Still going
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: on a little mini tour.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: With Live Nation.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: Yeahs, last time I want to come.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Hell, I want to be to be in it.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: Called me to be apart because I was on the
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: road when you had it in l A. You asked me,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: but I was out of town. Yeah you were, And
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: I'm not on the road the first part of the year, so.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, well, it's starts in March.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: That okay, have no dates until the fall. I'm gonna
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: hit hit me. I'd love to be a part of me.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: I wear Deacon gloves.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: Honestly, get the collection play Okay, I'd love to be
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: a part.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: Congregation.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: You can see all the photos and things from this
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: episode on Scam Goddess pod on Instagram.
• 1:05:47
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• 1:05:49
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• 1:05:50
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• 1:05:52
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• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: want to listen to it, it's available as.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: An audio books.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: And then Going Dutch, Oh God, Yes, Going Dutch is
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: airing now on Fox. Get into that. It's a very
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: fun season two. And Scam Goddess is also on Hulu.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: You can get into that as well. Love you guys
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: so much and I want you all to be out
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: there and I want you to stay.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: I want you to stay escalating for at least a
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: few hours.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dam Goddess. Scam Gottes stars and it's hosted by
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: me Lacy Mosley aka Scam Goddess. Our producer is Jessica
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: sis Neros, and our audio engineer is Rich Garcia. Research
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: for the show is conducted by Kate Doyle.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Stay Skimming