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WHERE DO MEN FIND THE AUDACITY ? · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables. I like the butterflies, even though
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  Speaker 1: it's really really scary, but like when you initially start
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  Speaker 1: kissing someone who sees someone naked for the first time,
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  Speaker 1: and your butterflies like what I do? It's crazy, and
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  Speaker 1: then like you get into it and they sort of
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  Speaker 1: go away, and then you get all excited and then
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  Speaker 1: like it's real fun and you start just fucking you
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  Speaker 1: get more confident, like relatable the Relatable was podcast. It
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  Speaker 1: is hosted by myself Jake aka just Jake, not Jake,
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  Speaker 1: creg Daddy oh yeah, and my partner of Crime Crime
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  Speaker 1: Budie aka Mommy. Every single time we've done first last night,
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  Speaker 1: may you were just like Jake, you put me off.
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  Speaker 1: You know what it is. I've come back a different
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  Speaker 1: person from where from my cleanse? Oh maybe that segue
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  Speaker 1: was so good it went over my head. We are cleanse.
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  Speaker 1: We're thinking, where'd you go on the weekend? Did you
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  Speaker 1: do some retreat or something for clean No, mate, But
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  Speaker 1: we left the listeners on a bit of a cliffhanger,
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  Speaker 1: didn't we We did. We certainly did act maybe not
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  Speaker 1: the biggest cliffhanger ever, but we said this weekend that
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  Speaker 1: just passed. We were gonna get rid of the smartphones
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  Speaker 1: and we're gonna whip out the flip phones that I bought. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: so a couple updates first before we get into our
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  Speaker 1: cleanse Yes, I fucked up and the cool flip phones,
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  Speaker 1: although very cool, they were, still give me that they
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  Speaker 1: don't work in Australia. So we had to go to
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  Speaker 1: JB High Five at a local JB High Five and
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  Speaker 1: pick up some they're called Do you call them JB
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  Speaker 1: high five? You know it's Jami high five, Tomato Tomato
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  Speaker 1: mate changed their name high five. I don't think it's
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  Speaker 1: soon comes off the tongue better. Surely that isn't that
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  Speaker 1: a kid's TV show? Five? Yeah? I think they would
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  Speaker 1: get suited. If Jelling added a V in a knee,
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  Speaker 1: they'd get sued. High five is still a thing? Yeah
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  Speaker 1: it is? Yeah? Really well yeah they still too. They
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  Speaker 1: still do everything. Really, we should go to a show
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  Speaker 1: or something. Apparently, when I was my mum said, when
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  Speaker 1: I was a kid, and the og high five was
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  Speaker 1: like kind of just I think we were kids when
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  Speaker 1: they were just kind of starting. Yeah, I remember it
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  Speaker 1: as kids. I didn't think they were still around.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she said, that I would it would be on
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  Speaker 2: the TV, and I would just run around and not
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  Speaker 2: watch the TV for most of them. And then there
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  Speaker 2: was this one girl because like they held out their
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  Speaker 2: own different little segments. Yeah, there was a girl that
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  Speaker 2: apparently I had a bit of a crush on. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the High five girl, and I would sit down and
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  Speaker 2: watch hers, and then when it swapped out to one
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  Speaker 2: of the dudes.
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  Speaker 1: At least we were loyal from the start. Fair there
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  Speaker 1: you go.
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  Speaker 2: And I also how apparently we went to the Wiggles
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  Speaker 2: when they were just like they weren't even on TV yet,
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  Speaker 2: they were just touring.
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  Speaker 1: Like in every country they were a different Wiggle.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, I think the Wiggles are on the Australian,
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  Speaker 2: so if people watch them overseas, they're watching the Australian.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, but it's funny. I've seen the Purple
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  Speaker 1: Wiggle has a TikTok account. Do you know where he's from?
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  Speaker 1: He like, where's he from? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: The Purple Wiggle was in that boy band group, that's
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  Speaker 2: what it was.
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  Speaker 1: Ah damn. And they have a banger of a song
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  Speaker 1: out too. Was it Justice Crew? Yes? Yeah, he was
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  Speaker 1: in Justice Crew. Row that's Australia culture right there. The
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  Speaker 1: Purple Wiggle was in Justice Crew. Justice Crew one. Australia's
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  Speaker 1: got talent. They came up the top three or five
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  Speaker 1: or something and Australia's one d Damn, Australia is one
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  Speaker 1: dro Do they still make money? No, no, they don't
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  Speaker 1: to or anything. But why is he doing the Wiggle?
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  Speaker 1: He's probably making money? Yeah, I reckon he makes bad
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  Speaker 1: like ages. Maybe like fourteen to eighteen, I thought The
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  Speaker 1: Wiggles wasn't the coolest thing. Now I think I would
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  Speaker 1: be a Wiggle gets sick, just like rapping. They have
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  Speaker 1: like DJs on there and Ship and the Purple Wiggle.
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  Speaker 2: He fully one of the other guys that was in
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  Speaker 2: Justice Crew because Justice Crew felt exactly. One of the
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  Speaker 2: other guys that was in Justice Crew is now a
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  Speaker 2: DJ and the Purple Wiggle got him on The Wiggles
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  Speaker 2: as a DJ.
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  Speaker 1: The kids makes for giving people job. Imagine people are like,
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  Speaker 1: what do you do for a living, And he's just like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm the Purple Wiggle. Nah, you can't beat the og.
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  Speaker 1: I know you can't. You can't. I really have like
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  Speaker 1: embedded in my brain what every single Wiggle looks like
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  Speaker 1: and actually the red one he was always old.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, the red one, but the blue one is the
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  Speaker 2: guy that stuck around the longest.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he didn't give up. He didn't give up
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  Speaker 1: until he was like fucking fifty eight. Or talking about
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  Speaker 1: the purple wiggle, you had a purple version of by
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  Speaker 1: f I have a purple version of that. We're slightly
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  Speaker 1: different but saying yeah, yeah, we got nock here three, two,
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  Speaker 1: and tens. I don't know if it's the two ten
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  Speaker 1: or that or whatever. But what we were trying to
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  Speaker 1: do was get disconnected from social media and everything and
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  Speaker 1: have a cleanse for Saturday and Sunday. We started Saturday
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  Speaker 1: morning when we woke up and I started Friday alvo.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, That's when I texted you and said, KNOCKI
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  Speaker 1: your time. I thought you were just reminding me. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: I feel started. Well, you had to change your sim
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  Speaker 1: whereas I have an AIM so I had to get
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  Speaker 1: a full new SIM card. But what do you think?
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  Speaker 1: Can I gotta say, Can I be honest? Yeah? I
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  Speaker 1: loved it, really fucking loved it. Okay, so Saturday took
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of getting used to. Oh yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: it was kind of annoying because it here's my phone.
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  Speaker 1: Who wants to work? This is me typing any word
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  Speaker 1: every time you text, and I couldn't turn it all
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  Speaker 1: every time you press a button. I was texting Jay
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  Speaker 1: and I was just like, I can't figure out. This
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  Speaker 1: is before we started. I was like, I can't figure
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  Speaker 1: out how to send him a text and they were
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  Speaker 1: sending and I said him like ten K.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he sent me the letter K about because I
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  Speaker 2: said KNOCKI your time and you said kay. And I
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  Speaker 2: thought you were being funny, like you were trying to
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  Speaker 2: just not say that many letters. And I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: it's just saying okay, that's good.
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  Speaker 1: I laughed. I chuckled me like seven more. It was
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  Speaker 1: like I didn't know. I was like, this guy's on
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  Speaker 1: this phone. Like when I click on Jake as a
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  Speaker 1: contact and then click send them a text message, the
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  Speaker 1: text message disappears. I have to go back on the
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  Speaker 1: text message not from your contact to find our thread, okay.
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  Speaker 1: And it took me to a new one. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: took me a while to figure that out. And me,
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  Speaker 1: funny man, Cassie was sitting on the couch like I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how to do it and my thing.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know how to turn off the textime, so
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  Speaker 2: it was just going every two seconds and I was
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  Speaker 2: like fuck off. But no, okay, I I will say
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  Speaker 2: I really liked it.
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  Speaker 1: To be fair, I kept quite busy, so there was
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  Speaker 1: only a handful of times where so on Saturday it
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  Speaker 1: was good because I think even with my iPhone, I
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  Speaker 1: still can be quite productive. But there was zero breaks
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  Speaker 1: in my productivity. And Saturday was the day that I
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  Speaker 1: did just a fuck town of house chores. Yeah, like
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  Speaker 1: I just did like a bunch of cleaning. I did
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  Speaker 1: yard work. I'm trying to revive my yard. It's like dead.
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  Speaker 1: Did you feel like you had more time? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so did I. I felt like the world was moving
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  Speaker 1: a lot slower. Yes, Especially so on Saturday I had
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  Speaker 1: the complete opposite. I had nothing to do really well,
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  Speaker 1: my editing was done. How did you find it by?
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  Speaker 1: Actually just in overall? Where how did you go overall?
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  Speaker 1: You go into it? Okay, I have two confessions. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: Saturday one hundred percent stuck to it. Stuck to it,
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  Speaker 1: and I liked it to a certain extent. But there
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  Speaker 1: are certain moments in life where you're like, fuck, I
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  Speaker 1: wish I had an iPhone. Yeah, I thought that I did.
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  Speaker 1: And Saturday I had a really bad No, Sunday, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I had a really bad Sunday. I woke up and
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  Speaker 1: I just had my nose was pissing blood straight away,
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  Speaker 1: and I was just like it was like and it
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  Speaker 1: just went all over my white sheets, like full pissing blood.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, this is so fucking random. And then
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  Speaker 1: I had to talk to our editor. I punched you
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  Speaker 1: in the face. She wasn't even sleeping over. I was
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  Speaker 1: by myself like kind of luckily because it was the discussing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my whole pillow was just red and shit. We had
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  Speaker 1: to text our editor that day because I was getting
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  Speaker 1: back the Monday episode. You guys just listened to Yes,
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  Speaker 1: So I had to do a bit of that. And
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  Speaker 1: I was being disciplined. Saturday, I was very disciplined, okay,
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  Speaker 1: And Sunday discipline was a little little bit laxed. I edited, like,
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  Speaker 1: got to the editor, was talking to him a little bit,
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  Speaker 1: and I was good for like, I was like, I'll
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  Speaker 1: give myself fifteen minutes. But Sunday afternoon, I failed, Oh
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  Speaker 1: did you? Yeah? Oh okay, So I went like a
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  Speaker 1: day and a half. Okay, nice, but the discipline factor
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  Speaker 1: that you brought up a lot, like a couple of
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  Speaker 1: weeks ago, really made me think about now that I've
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  Speaker 1: got my phone back, I really second guess I don't
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  Speaker 1: need to be on social media. Yeah, and like it's
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  Speaker 1: really like turned a little gear in my brain and
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  Speaker 1: made me think a little bit more and really got
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  Speaker 1: that time back and I feel less stressed, to be honest. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so I did fail a little bit. Okay, that's all right.
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  Speaker 1: I mean you got to fail to get better. But
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  Speaker 1: when I woke up without bleeding nose, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: this is the fucking shit this morning? Ever? Yeah, shit,
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  Speaker 1: I was just not in the mood. No fair eye.
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  Speaker 2: So I was quite busy Saturday, and then Saturday I
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  Speaker 2: did like a bunch of shit and then I actually
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  Speaker 2: Beth gets home from work, and then I was going
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  Speaker 2: coming to the coast because my family was here for Ester.
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  Speaker 2: And so we got here and my dad met us here,
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  Speaker 2: and then we went into the beach and we got pizza,
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  Speaker 2: came back, and then once my dad left, my sister
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  Speaker 2: also went out with her friends.
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  Speaker 1: So it was just Beth, myself and Henry at the house.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and I kind of had cleaned up some dinner,
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  Speaker 2: and then as soon as I finished cleaning, it was
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  Speaker 2: like the first moment in the whole day where I
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  Speaker 2: actually would have properly gone and sat on my phone
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  Speaker 2: for a while.
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  Speaker 1: This is like nighttime.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was about seven point thirty eight o'clock and
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  Speaker 2: I was about eight o'clock and I realized because Beth
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  Speaker 2: was actually out dropping Joanna to Terragor.
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  Speaker 1: And so I was just with Henry. I'd finished cleaning,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, what do I do? That was
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  Speaker 1: the first moment where I thought, Okay, this is where
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  Speaker 1: I will actually get bored. But what am I going
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  Speaker 1: to do about it? And I didn't. I left my
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  Speaker 1: iPhone in Sydney. Really, I didn't have a choice. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't had zero choice. And so there was no Wi.
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  Speaker 2: Fi at the house, and I I brought my laptop
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  Speaker 2: so maybe watch Netflix, because I was like, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: let myself watch TV on network. Yeah, but Beth wasn't
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  Speaker 2: there and I needed her hotspot because I left my.
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  Speaker 1: Phone in Sydney because Johanna didn't get Wi Fi again
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  Speaker 1: after I left, and so I think I just basically
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  Speaker 1: what happened? You sat there was so because we're doing
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  Speaker 1: the book club. I read.
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  Speaker 2: I just read, and then I was reading too much
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm too into this. I need
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  Speaker 2: to stop. And so I never thought I would ever
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  Speaker 2: ever do this ever.
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  Speaker 1: In my life. But I am currently reading two books
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  Speaker 1: at one time. What book? So one?
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  Speaker 2: So a quarter of Thorns and Roses is fiction. And
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  Speaker 2: then I was like, well, I'm not going to read
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  Speaker 2: another fiction because I'll be too invested in too many
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  Speaker 2: characters and I'll start merging them. So I started reading
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  Speaker 2: a nonfiction and it's called Well I've read it before
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  Speaker 2: and I just had it okay, And it's called Why
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  Speaker 2: Men Don't Listen and Women Can't Read Maps? And it's
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  Speaker 2: the whole book about the scientific different it is between
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  Speaker 2: men and women. And it's a really interesting, interesting book
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  Speaker 2: and I.
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  Speaker 1: Just needed it to pass the time. Who are you,
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  Speaker 1: I know, bro, tell me about it the frontal lobe.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me about it, Elode. Can you feel something in
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  Speaker 1: your brain? I like just paused, like, can you like
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  Speaker 1: feel something like growing in your brain? Do you know what
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  Speaker 1: I feel? What? I walk into her room? And I
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  Speaker 1: think I am better than all. It was honestly insane.
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  Speaker 1: I just because I couldn't. I ended up.
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  Speaker 2: I admittedly I read one chapter two far and I
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  Speaker 2: could talk.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I stopped on purpose. I'm up to fourteen. I'm
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  Speaker 1: cheated on. I could have stopped reading. That's like watching
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  Speaker 1: a Netflix series and watching an episode about no okay,
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  Speaker 1: so but that's what I did. And then we played.
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  Speaker 1: We played like some board games. I was trying to
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  Speaker 1: get best still she went and she didn't give a fox.
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  Speaker 1: She was on her phone in front of mehit. But
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  Speaker 1: I went to bed early yea. So it's like and
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  Speaker 1: then the next day on Sunday, I had to go.
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  Speaker 1: We woke up and when I wore up, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have a phone to go on, so I kind of
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  Speaker 1: just got up straight away and said, oh, well, do
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  Speaker 1: you want to go to the beach get a coffee?
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  Speaker 1: And then we came back from that and kind of
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  Speaker 1: straight away had to go to an Easter lunch. The
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  Speaker 1: best takeaways I had from it was one waking up
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  Speaker 1: and not checking your phone because both days I left
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  Speaker 1: it in a different room. Yeah, and like I just
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  Speaker 1: like woke up naturally. Yeah, And it was really good
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  Speaker 1: and refreshing other than the bleeding nose and then watching
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  Speaker 1: I allowed myself to watch TV. Yeah, see, I think
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  Speaker 1: that's fine. But usually when I watched TV, like I
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  Speaker 1: watch YouTube, and I sure don't give myself the time
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  Speaker 1: of day to watch it like full Like you also scrolled,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like scrolling all like, I don't watch the whole video.
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  Speaker 1: But when I sat down and watched TV, I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 1: I've got to watch this nothing else to do. So
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  Speaker 1: I was like, no, I'll finished watching this. I got
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  Speaker 1: time exactly, like I just relaxed, Like why am I
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  Speaker 1: stressing myself out all the time about eating food? Then
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  Speaker 1: I'll go do some work and I'll go to the gym.
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  Speaker 1: And then I watched finish watching this and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: it's half an hour already. Let me just eat my
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  Speaker 1: food and then not get up and like clean my
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  Speaker 1: plate or anything. Just keep watching it like a normal
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  Speaker 1: human being. It's fucking it's an interesting feeling. I will say,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I'm keen to do it again
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  Speaker 1: next weekend. Are you doing it every weekend? I thought
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  Speaker 1: that's what we were doing it now I thought it
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  Speaker 1: was one off. Oh really yeah? Oh wait, so you
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: bought those two hundred dollar cat phones for a one off.
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  Speaker 1: I thought we were doing it every week. I was
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  Speaker 1: hoping we could implement I'm not using this thing again.
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  Speaker 1: Oh the cat phone's good because of that Spotify and thing.
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  Speaker 1: This this thing's a piece of shit, terrible. I want
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  Speaker 1: to do it. I thought we were doing it every weekend. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I thought like if we liked it, we would implement
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  Speaker 1: it in our like real lives, like on our own accord. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to try weekends. Then I'll keep it weekend.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm not using this thing. Sucks. I fucking love it.
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  Speaker 1: I would prefer not to reply to anyone then reply
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  Speaker 1: on this. Oh yeah, no, I try not to. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't get many texts. I got some phone calls. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and you have to use speaker phone. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I found if someone's got an iPhone and I'm talking
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  Speaker 2: to them on my little nock here, I can't hear
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  Speaker 2: them that good.
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  Speaker 1: But you called me on your knockie and it sounded great. Right,
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  Speaker 1: So we said we should get all of our friends
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  Speaker 1: just knockers. Certainly, six hundred dollars about fucking seventy bucks
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  Speaker 1: day won't break the bank. If we have the flip phones,
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  Speaker 1: I would, okay, but we can find something. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: still just need that. Like I don't know me being toxic.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe my frontal lobe hasn't developed as much as yours.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, maybe maybe maybe I will give it a go.
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  Speaker 1: But maybe you just do what maybe one day you
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  Speaker 1: should do just all of Saturday.
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  Speaker 2: So it's like Saturday morning to Sunday mornings. So and
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  Speaker 2: you have one full day and one full night and
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  Speaker 2: then just and then because then at least you're not
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  Speaker 2: telling yourself you're gonna do something and then going, ah,
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  Speaker 2: fuck it, I'm just gonna I'm gonna cheat it.
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  Speaker 1: I do feel like Sundays are like a cheap day
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  Speaker 1: anyway for myself, Like I relax on the diet, don't
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  Speaker 1: work out. I could do one day during the week. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's like working shit. Yeah, I mean one Saturday every
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  Speaker 1: that's maybe healthy for me. Yeah, just a Saturday. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just every Saturday. Wake up, don't go on my phone
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  Speaker 1: all of Saturday. Then Sunday I'm back on my phone.
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  Speaker 2: So I ended up doing Friday if out to Monday
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  Speaker 2: morning at like nine, I stayed and we were going
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: to go home on Sunday night. We ended up staying
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: one night because we were tired.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Did anyone text you who, like I didn't know you
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: had to knock yet? No, I got.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: I saved some numbers on the phone, and because I
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: had my SIM, everyone could text me and it would
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: come through. But I didn't save my younger sister's number
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: because she never texts me. Yeah, and so I did
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: get a text saying are you coming to a voca today?
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: And it was on Saturday, And I just thought, fuck,
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: this actually could be and he doesn't Auntie, It could be.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: It could be my grandparents, could be anyone I did
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: or could be friends.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: It actually could be, but I did.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: I had to turn my phone on to check the number,
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: and then so it was my sisters. So then I
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: made the contact and I thought, oh, what else did
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: I have to turn my phone on for?
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Or had to turn my iPhone on?
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: Because we have Beth and I have a little Robovac.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Have I told you about that? Beth and I Beth
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: got gifted a Robovac, like one of those ones is
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: like goes around on AI powered and talk to you
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: when she maps out the ground on that.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's sick, and I've got to turn my phone
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: on to turn that on. So I didn't go, I
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: didn't scroll anything, but I had to turn my phone
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: on for that. But I reckon, we should you just quickly?
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: I think, can you look at days? How much you're
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: on your phone for a day? Yeah? Oh you do
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: week because I.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Amay aze, Well look at it because today I'm alad
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: up to.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: An hour forty Shit? Where is it go? Week called
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: screen time? Oh okay, wait, my daily average, I'm assuming
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: because of the weekend, went down to two hours and
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: nineteen minutes a day. Shit, that's pretty good. So low.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: My daily average four hours and thirty one minutes, down
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: forty percent from the week before. So but mine's down
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: sixty two percent. Can you go down to the weekend
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: or not? You can't go? Can't go my day? Well
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: we could go, Oh, here you go.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Look, last week's average was actually five hours and thirty
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: seven minutes. But then Saturday and Sunday you can see
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: that there's zero.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Yeaheah, I guess sick that. Oh yeah, mine's average four
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: hours thirty one minutes. So you're actually on your phone
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: less than me. That's surprising. I thought I would be honest.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Here we go, let's see what are you doing? Yeah? Oh,
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: I was watching a bunch of fucking golf. I woke
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: up for four days straight at five am to watch
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: the Masters. And let me tell you something about me,
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: all right, I was talking about it else. I was
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: talking about it on Passenger Princess.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: You may relate to this for soccer or something, okay,
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: And this is literally like golf has just become my
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: personality this year.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Okay. I would like everyone to know that.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: I'm more than happy to admit that by no means
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: a long term golf fan by any golfer. But so
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: there's a golfer and Rory McElroy, you heard the name, Okay,
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: he was like kind of going to be the next
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Tiger Woods. And he comes into the scene when he's young,
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: apparently in twenty eleven or whatever, and he wins a
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: bunch and then he wins three majors.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: He's got five major wins or something. But there's four
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: majors to win, and there's only six people now in
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: all time that have won all four majors called a
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Grand Slam.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Right, he wins like five majors, but he wins like
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: maybe multiple of one out of the so he's got
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: three majors.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: To his name. He goes eleven years without winning a major,
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: still stays really good and really relevant, top of the
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: table and shit wins normal tour events. Goes eleven years
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: of that winning a major.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: He comes to this Master's, the twenty twenty five Masters,
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: and he finally fucking wins it, and that was the
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: only one he hadn't won. And so he wins the
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Grand Slam and I'm watching it, and because I've done
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: all my little bit of like I don't know ADHD
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: research on the guy because I've just randomly become obsessed
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: with golf, I understood the law.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: So I was like full rooting for him. He wins,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: and he just breaks down really and I was eating
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: my breakfast and I cry, who are you? And I
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: just I don't think I struggle to cry out sad things,
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: but happy stuff. I bore my eyes.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Out, like Patreon last week when we started watching that
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Australia's Got Talent thing out of pure happiness, I was
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: welling up.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: I actually had a similar feeling when I was editing
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: it because I had to insert the video It's just happy.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: This makes it feel so good. It's just happiness. So
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: that's yeah, that's something else about me. How crazy, bro
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: funny you're getting to golf. I'm getting into F one. Yeah,
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: I'm loving the highlights. I won't watch a fucking proper
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: race because they go for LD Yeah. I don't know,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm loving the F one because it's
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: the first time Australia has had anyone lead Osco Piastri.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: He's an ass he's an ass familiar leader for the
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: championship after this he was won after Saudi Arasia. He
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: just won, you know too. Yeah, see on TikTok Yeah
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: the radio. Yeah, on the radio. Well that's hectic, so
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: you're full getting the F one. Yeah. I just like
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: the highlights.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: You know, it's crazy, but you know what is changing
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: about us? And I do see some frontal load development
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: and you, you know how you were saying, oh, maybe.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not getting it. I think you are getting that
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: where because everyone's a rich man sport. That's frontal load
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: development there. I'll take that. I might not be able
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: to get off my phone, but watching some cars go
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: around the track, would you ever want to go to
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: a race? It's actually worrying. Do you think I think
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: it's fun to watch the highlights. How many hours as
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: the race go? For fuck, I don't even know. I
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: just like the Netflix documentary okay, and then the highlights yeah,
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: because they're like ten minutes.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: That's fair because I to be fair, like I was,
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: I was watching. I watched about five hours of golf,
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: but I just had it on my phone and was
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: editing and doing so well.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: The thing I like about F one is that could
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: never be me. Yeah, like same as the golf. You're
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: playing golf. See, I can actually I can go play golf.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: You can never go driving anything. I could never go
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: driving F one. I'm not thinking like it is gonna
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: be bige. I just think it's just so out of
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: my world that it's exciting.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: It's so weird that so men in this in this
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: nonfiction book that I started reading again, I kind of
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: forgot everything.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: So it's good.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: It's like all very science based. They go in to
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: talk about in detail as to why men will get
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: like so emotional over sports and TV and shit, and
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: it's just I don't know, it's just to do with
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: like we can something about back in the day because
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: it was hunter gatherer type situations, right, and our brains
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: over the last fifty thousand years have barely changed.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: They've changed a little bit, but barely so.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: We're still our brains are like instinctively in that something
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: to do with being able to just like imagine being
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: in the seat is like it's embarrassing to say.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: But I think men genuinely like feel like they're racing. Bro.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: I'm glad. When I was a kid, I used to
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: get like so enveloped by when I was playing sport
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: and lost the grand final or something. Yes, But now
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: like I can't connect like to any sport like that
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: at all. Like I see some of our friends with
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: like footy and like grand finals and like go Paramatta
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: or something, and then like they lose, yeah, and they're
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: like really sad and angry and like full rules that day.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't care. Maybe you should. Do you
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: get emotional at or watching the F one because is
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: really good at building stuff up because they made the
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: F one version for golf called full Swing and they
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: make it emotional as fuck. No, I'm not that like attached,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: but do you do you relate to me crying over
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Rory Macroy at all? Like seeing a favorite team winn
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: a grand final? Ornything? Really not really, not to that extent.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: I cry, like, fuck, bro, maybe I'm a softie. Maybe
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: it's not a bad thing. Man, it's not a bad society.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: You think it's a bad thing. I'm proud of it.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: I want to lean into it. But talking about men
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: and how we haven't changed in what fifty million, hundred
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: billion years, I don't know. Do we ever? Yeah? Do
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: we ever? Today's IG question of the Week, Jake Yes,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: is where do men find the audacity? Too? Oh? Yeah, too,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: yeah too? And we asked, obviously, the IG question, and
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: everyone came in with some heat. Yeah no, I got
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: some funny ones. I think I've got like fourteen bite
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: and I think like a lot of the answers would
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: be like, our brains haven't developed in like fifty million
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: billion years. Fact that honest, That's what I was going on,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: all right, So where do men find the audacity to
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: think we need them? Oh? Shit? Yeah? Honestly fair, honestly fair.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know why men think that? If Where did
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I see this recently? I think it was our manager
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: has a podcast, Mad's World Shout Out. Mad is the legend?
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Didn't she talk about something about if men vanished off
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: the basically the earth women would do better than if
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: then men would do if women vanish, it's kind of facts.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I agree. Yeah. Also, if women vanish off the face
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: of the earth, purely for the fact of that they
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: are the people that literally magically bring life into this world,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: they would be able to do artificial insemination because fuck
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: the men. Like, without us, they'd be sweet because they
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: can still bring people into the world, but without them
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: we'd be fucked. Only rebuttal is like, oh, we're strength
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: and size and like we could move shit. They'll figure
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: it out. Are you kidding? They'll just build small stuff?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Like why they just figure it out? Fucking hell? Okay,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: where do men find the audacity to be ugly and
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: say they only want to hook up? Is that a
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Is that a win for you though, you're hooking up
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: with an ugly man, But that means you're not in
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: it for the long run with him? No? Maybe maybe
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: it's before they've even hooked up, he's just so Maybe
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: if he's in it for the long run, she's willing
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: to be like, Okay, maybe he's a nice guy, maybe
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: he's got personality, he's personality.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: But if he's ugly and says I'm not looking to date.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: She's probably thinking, where do you get the audacity?
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: She's thinking like, why the fun would I want to
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: hook up for you? Yeah? Exactly. Imagine a guy thinks
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: he's got game, right, He's just like yeah, like I'm
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: just looking at like hook up babe, and she's thinking
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: he's thinking in his head like I can't wait to smash.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: She's thinking like this guy's hideous, this guy's so ugly.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: All right, this one's calling you out. Where do men
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: find the audacity to send you two minute long voice
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: messages and have a hundred arms and pauses in there
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: with no information? That is me. Quite often I start
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: a voice message and I know what I'm going to say, right, yeah,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: And then as I'm saying it, I'm thinking, oh wait,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: like that like oh wait, no, it's different now, So
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: then I think wait, and then I keep going and
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: I like, correct what I was going to say. Don't
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: you think to delete the voice message? And then go again.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I'm halfway through. I always get voice messages from you
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: and like I can see your brain thinking as you're like,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: we'll I go back and forth to ideas, and then
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: these ideas are coming out of you the moment you
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: were sending this voice message, I've got a two minute
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: voice message like, yeah, so I think next week we
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: should know. Actually doubt And I've thought about it after
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I've said it out loud, and I'm like, fuck, you
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: just wasted two minutes of my life. Yeah, two minutes
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: and nothing. Get off your phone. Two minutes is nothing, mate,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Two minutes is a long time. Two minutes is very long. Yeah,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: take that back, you know? Who are?
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: I find it crazy if I if one of us
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: sends a one to two minute voice message in our
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: group chat with Maddie and I've sent it ten seconds
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: ago and she's already replying.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: So she replying as she's listening to the voice message
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: and thinking how were you assuming the information? And then
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: also typing. I'll tell you one of our clips got
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: a lot of rebuttal, but I'm putting my foot down
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: on this one. We said, like the primetime for sex
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: is like seven to ten minutes. Yeah, what are they saying?
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: They want like forty to fifty minute sessions? Are you insane?
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: That's what I thought you? Actually, who's saying that? Like
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: all the comments? Women? Yeah? Women? I talk to my
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: girlfriend about it. And she's just like no, Like I
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: was like, maybe for a one off, if it's like
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: a one night stand, you want to get a bang
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: for your buck, you know what. But like, if you're
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: in a loving relationship, forty five minutes, like we're not
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: like four play, you can add up to like twenty third.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: We're talking dick in the video insertion, Yeah, proper coitus,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Like I'll go fifteen max absolute maxim. Yeah, that's insane.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Forty forty minutes, Like it's not fun anymore. I'm not
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: here to get a work out. It's supposed to be enjoyable. Yeah,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: and we are including both parties finish. Yeah, like that's
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: when job's done exactly. But I was like forty minutes,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: and there was a lot of comments. I don't know
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: if I've ever gone for forty minutes. I was like,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, maybe when I was
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: drunk and I couldn't come, maybe, yeah, you can just
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: keep going. Yeah, I don't think it's not fine at
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: the end of you like, I don't know what's going on.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: That's a great point. Yeah, that's a very good point.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Forty minutes.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: I reckon all those people that commented that just haven't
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: had sex, and it's just like, remember how one of
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: the ones we had was like, what was your misconception
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: of sex? And someone said I thought it was supposed
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: to last an hour?
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all those people common misconception of sex. All right,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: if someone's doing it properly, you're gonna come within fifteen minutes.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: And I'm not saying that in a cocky way. True.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: If you're in love, both parties, you guys figure each
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: other out. We're about everyone winning.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: And if your boyfriend doesn't do it within fifteen minutes,
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: start talking about it.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can get him there, trust me. Yeah, toys,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah you can get him there somehow. Love honey free
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: shout out.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Where do men find the audacity to tell me to
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: drink more water when I have ahead?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know either Science Science Bill the science guy exactly?
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Has Bill and I ever done an episode on that?
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Probably I saw a science bro.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: I can Jim Science bread the other day make a
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: video saying stop taking panatole when you have a headache.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: It's probably you're probably just dehydrated, So do this instead.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Fair mate, Jim Science pros biggest red flags when you
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: see like an absolute sorry stereotype jack guy. And he's
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: got like a white like trench coat on or whatever
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: whatever their scientific coats are, and he's just spitting facts.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Like I can't take an this information. I can't. I
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: can't take this. You've got this information from the back
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: of a protein. Where do men find the audacity to
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: spit randomly on the ground? Fair?
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to say, sometimes just build up, just
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: build up.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's it's a bit grossed. After a while,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: you get so much spin in your mouth it's a
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: bit gross to swallow it. Oh yeah, if it's a golly,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: you can't swallow that ship Yeah, Like if you're sick
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: and you've got a gully and you want to spit
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: it out like fair. But like if some guy's just
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: like spitting, that's a bit weird. If this poor bloke
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: has a chest infection, I didn't so if girls obviously
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: get gollies, like I don't know, a flam build up
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: in the back of their throat, they have to, it's
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: like from a chest infection. Must they must? Just I
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: thought they speed on the ground too. Maybe they do
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: it in private, they're like do it in like a
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: T shirt shirt tissue or something hanky. Maybe hold of that.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: It's a good point. My dad carries an dade that
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: speaks volumes age. When do you reckon, we'll get a hanky.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I'm never holding a hanky ever in my life. Are
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: you kidding? I bet you. You said you're never going
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: to play golf. I bet you no. I've never once
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: said that. You said you never never get a cry
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: to a golf game. Look at you now, never going
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: to read two books at once. I would have said that,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: give it six months. I would have said that I
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: have four and six months, so Jack can be walking around.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: You've seen the golfies an achey in case you go,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: I'll be.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Walking around wearing like a master's shirt, a golf master's shirt,
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: and I have four different books in my hand. Everywhere
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: I go, and every respec second I have a'll open
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: it and be like, oh, you guys need me.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: It's busy, Okay, I'm yours. Where do men find the
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: audacity to not be hungry when their girlfriend is asking
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: should we get a snack? I don't know. Learn yeah,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: one hundred percent. Always hungry when you're around your girl.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Have to be, especially if sweetwet, you don't love her
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: if you don't. Where do men find the audacity to
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: buzz cut their hair after a breakup and say they won?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Oi fact? Because I had one that said where do
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: men find the audacity to shave their heads? And I
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: wanted to talk about why. Even if a man's single
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: or in a relationship, quite often it is when they
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: break up. Why do why do they shave their heads?
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: It's like the hot boy era thing. This really hot.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Some girls do like it, like Chang Tatum, he can
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: rock it hot, but like guy bad people with a
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: shaved head hot. He's got a good hairline, because I
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: see if I had the strongest fuck hairline, I actually
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: would because it's annoying. Yeah, it's actually like very like
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: to be fair to guys if they wanted to do it.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: It's quite practical, really good to work out here. You go, Yeah,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: you don't have to really like wash it or gone
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: into summer. Yeah, sweat. It's really nice. But after a
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: while you're like, I don't know, it's a bit it's
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: a bit weird to just to like rub a fairy
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: tennis ball every once, and also you.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Either have to keep shaving it back to that length
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: because it really does if you can pull it off.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: It only looks good when it's very short, yeah, or
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: the other. The only other option is to just really
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: go through this ugly, awkward phase where it starts to grow.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: It's really ugly and awkward and just you need it
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: to and it takes a while to Geeah. I did
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: it after bleurch in my hair, and there's like a full,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: like three to six months period where you can't like
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: you don't have any flow, but also like you can't
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: do anything with you have no control over style. No,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: it's just you are under the Yeah, you're under its control. Yeah,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: lest she does what it wants. Okay, I'll go, I'll go.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Where do men find the audacity to want to take
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: a shower with you and then complain that the water
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: is too hot? I feel like the iggiest thing a
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: guy can do is like when your girl says I'm
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: having a share, He's like, oh, where's mine, where's my
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: It's fine, come in and it's too hot. I like,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: choose not to shower my girlfriend it's too hot? Yeah, same,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: especially after like a good seven to eight minute session.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: But I need to cool down and she's got it
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: on full pelt. Yeah, even like in the middle of
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: the summer, my girlfriend will sleep with doing a blanket
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: and I'm here with a sheet and I'm like, do
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: you not feel the heat? No? I get too hot.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: That must be so nice. I get so hot, Like
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: I'm envious. Same. I actually kind of wish I ran
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: cold the same. Then I would be able to just
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: all year round use a blanket. But Beth, I don't
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: like sharing with her, I can I Usually she does
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: hotter than me, and I'll just turn it down. She
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: cops it, but she's a fucking hog in the shower. Bro,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I just down there. The icky thing ever right, here's
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: the inky thing ever? Right? Is bet? I give him
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: the shower with Beth.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: I asked her to have a shower with her, right,
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: I turn it down because it's too hot, and then
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: she's hogging all the water.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: And I'm just sitting there here like.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: A fucking dweed, just like a little quef boy, fucking
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: just looking all naked with like a shriveled dick because
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: it's cold in the bathroom and I'm not wet, just
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: like some cut in the corner.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: I think I used the word quef boy. I meant
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: to say was looking for the word a fard point. Yeah,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: I was. That's so embarrassed, Like the detailed description of it,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: I could really picture and for some reason, I'm picturing
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: the showers really long. Just it's just like a shower,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: like no man plant. The good thing about like my
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: show is there's like no room too, Like you're both
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: under the water no matter what. Looks like a creep.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: What did she say? She just doesn't care. She's like,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: I need to wash my face. You'n't even looking at me.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: She's just like, you just turn around, Well you should
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: turn around and just start like stretching full spread. She's
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: like just using my time. Wisely, babe, you're in the water.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Fucking holy ship. Where do men find the audacity to
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: act like a dick when they're ugly? Fox? Bro? Men
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: fully do?
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: That's like last week how we had the one that
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: said why do men that are five's actually nine point five?
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Oh? Man? I feel I feel I feel like to
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: be honest though, like jenneral wise, all the hot guys
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: used to get all the girls when we're going through school. Yeah,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: but like the six sevens, not really the eights that
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: don't really exist now with more personality and substance started
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: to get all the nice, really good looking girls too.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: They did, and then they and also I find all
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: the guys that were like the quote unquote like old guys.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: They kind of hit puberty slightly earlier. The pheromones came
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: out earlier. So even though they're ugly, they just had
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: more pheromones and that's what girls like. And now they
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: have no hair because I learned fair I have heaps.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: I learned in my in my new book, I'm reading
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: that within like three.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Seconds, a woman, if she is ovulating, maybe even not
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: ovulating through like a man's pheromones, she will be attracted
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: to a guy even if he's like quote unquote ugly,
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: because her brain will be able to figure out if
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: his immune system is strong through his pheromones. Really, so
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: it's like, oh, I want to have a kid with
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: him because my kids will have a strong immune system.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: So he's like unconscious of SUBCONTI brain. SUBCONTI brain. It does.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: But then and so if you guys attractive, yeah, like yeah,
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: and has a shit immune system, and she can somehow
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: figure it out that guy's ugly.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what that one over there makes some much sense.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: The best thing happened to me the other day. I
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: was having like an intimate kissing session with my girlfriend.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: I got some new just basic re zoneer deodorant O.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Because she's like, you smell so good. She's oculating, She's like,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: did you put on clone? It's just fucking rezone and
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: the odorantsious, it's just my natural sk.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Oh god, Okay, where do men find the audacity to
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: think three in one shampoo users deserve soulmates?
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: That's mean to be fair. If you can get away
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: with it and your skin and your hair still looks healthy,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: like you're saving money exactly. Yeah, he's saving money for you.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: And the long line, yeah, Like, Unluckily for me, I
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: had bad skin, so I had to go to the
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: actual root of finding like good products, do the right things.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: But if I had blessed skin you used to do
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: used to use train run, I still would. If I
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: didn't have a girlfriend, would you would use like twenty
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: and one? I would use yeah, five in one. I
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: don't even know what five different things, But I would
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: wash my face with a barus soap. Really, I don't
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: wash my face, so if I did it, we'd be
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: better than nothing. I can't believe you don't wash your
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: face a I don't watch fast. I saw a video
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: of these two people, I think they were roommates, and
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: she's like, oh, show me how you wash your face,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: and he used hand soap. Yeah, that's what I do,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: and then just put on his face and she was like,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: what the fuck you would it's all soap. She's like,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: that's your hands, Like it's still your skin. Boy, you
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: might relate to this. I the other day the dish soap,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: the one that like gets grease off of stuff. If
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: I'm if I filled the dish washer and I need
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: to do some dishes, the dish slape like fox my hands. Yeah,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: they make some like real dry so I said to
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Beth the other day, Oh, do you have any hand cream?
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: I just my hands are all fucked up. And then
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: a little while it was that night maybe she said.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know how we got onto the topic, but
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: she goes, oh, which cream did you use for your hands?
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: And I was like, all that one in the orange
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: bottle and it was a face cream. She fucking lost here.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: She was like, you can't use your face it's expensive.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: All your hands need is like a two dollar cream.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: And I was like that's the same thing. What if
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: I just put it on my face? There you go,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: use on my hands in my face? How do you
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: know I didn't do that exactly? How do you know
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: I didn't do that? Bitch? Where do men find the
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: audacity to tell you to calm down? Oh? I hate
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: that A when they don't like realize the magnitude or
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: the problem or invalidate your feelings. Well, this is a
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: serious one too. Where do men find the audacity to
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: whistle to women in the street facts? Yeah? I hate yeah? Where? Yeah?
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: What do you mean calling people out for that? Yeah? Yes,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Like I don't know, just boils my blood. A it's
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: piercing down and outside. Yeah, we might need a pause,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: wait for it to stop. Alrighty. Where do men find
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: the audacity to ignore leg day because it fucking sucks?
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's worth it. I don't think it's
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: worth it either. I think I've hurt my knee because
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: of my double leg day in one week. Really, yeah,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: I think that's what it's from. That's where you find
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: the audacity. Yeah, it's not audacity, it's proof. Yeah, it's proof.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: I always defend scientific proof. I will defend this to
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: the day we might trench coat. Yeah, where do men
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: find the audacity to be a fuck boy when they
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: can't fuck properly? Yeah? Learn if you're doing it so often? Man?
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: You see what I want to know and get the
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: girlipops to comment, is if a guy was let's say,
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know, you slept with a guy right, you
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: didn't know it was a fuck boy yet, but then
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: he ends up he's fucked you over if the if
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: the sex was kind of average, is it worse than
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: if the X was great. I'm not giving anyone an
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: excuse to be a fuck boy, but if you're going
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: to be a fuck boy, like you may as well
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: give the people you're gonna suck around with a good time,
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: you might as well fuck. Yeah, So I wonder is
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: it like, has anyone ever been but properly fucked? It
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: was great and the guy was a fuck boy, and
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: you thought, you know what good experience?
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: I saw another podcast describe they're like question ID, Question
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: of the Week or whatever they do. Similar was like,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: what does a bad dig feel like? What were the answers?
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: And it was just like it's in there, but like
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: it doesn't really feel very nice. Yeah, like this doesn't
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: hit any spots at all, and the frequency and like
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: the movements just like not vibing you.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Oh that doesn't feel nice at all and I've never
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: felt it.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: I wonder if you know, like the moment it goes in?
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Good question. Yeah, it's gonna be a good sash. That's
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: a great question. Answer comment. Do you know what's going
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: to be good as soon as it goes in? Yeah,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: that's a great question. My last one, where do men
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: find the audacity to not want to spend time with me?
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Maybe you're annoying. I'm kidding. I'm sure you're not annoying
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: because you're a baddie. That's too quick.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: My mom went, Okay, I got my last one. Where
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: do men find the audacity to say we are pregnant?
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Ah, I'm thinking like in a loving relationship. Yeah, I'm
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: trying to think of like if Beth gets I know,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think if Beth and I trying for
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: a kid and then we get successful, right, and then
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: we go have dinner with my parents whatever. Yeah, I
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: feel like what I'm going to say is, oh, we
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: need to tell you something. Beth is pregnant, not we
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: are pregnant, and Beth is pregnant definitely contextually like what matters. Yeah,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: but so like if you if that did happen, then
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: you said to your parents, we are pregnant. But I
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: don't know, I didn't think that was like yeah, you
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: know what fure it. You can't say we, It's got
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: to be Vets pregnant or Cassie pregnant or you. Yeah,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: you can't say we your girlfriend if you or your wife, yes,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: that's what if she wants to say we are pregnant,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: by all means, that's what it doesn't give you say yes, yes,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: You still have to say yes. They should say there
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: you go, and you say them yes. Welcome to Relatable
• 42:33
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• 42:38
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• 42:40
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• 42:43
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• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Of Thorns and Roses, I love it, Let's go love it.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: I do need to I do need to remember to
• 42:54
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• 42:57
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• 42:59
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• 43:01
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• 43:04
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• 43:06
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• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. Relatables Baddies book Club is back in session.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: As you guys know, I need to add the confession
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: to have gone one chapter too far. Yeah, your dog.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: So I don't actually know what I can say, and
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know how much information was in that last chapter.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: You cheated on me? I did? I did. We're up
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: to chapter thirteen, and for everyone reading along with us,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: we welcome you to this session. So what are our
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: new thoughts and feelings on the book so far? I'm obsessed, bro,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: really fucking obsessed. Oh I this book. Okay.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: You know when you're watching a Netflix series and it's
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: getting late and the end of the episode has a cliffhanger,
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: and you're pissed because you have to watch another one
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: because you have to find out what happens right now,
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: you can't wait, you want to sleep.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Wise, this book loves the cliffhanger. This book, it's the
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: equivalent feeling I ever thought I feel this way about
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: a book. Yeah, of excitement to read the next chapter,
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: because of the cliffhanger in the last Okay, okay, Jake,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: I'm going to disagree with you here. Really, this book's long.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: That ten chapters. Nothing happened, stop's happening, nothing happened. Oh
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: I'm loving it. It was so slow like that, the
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: first seven of them. Slow slow, slow slow slow burn
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: slow burn. Yeah, yeah, very slow. I love a slow burn,
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: really love? Are you loving it so much because of
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: what like we've created with the baut His book club
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: or actually like the book? See here's the thing. It
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. No, no, no, no, no,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: fair fair fair, fair fair. I still I'm still enjoying it. Yeah, okay, good,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: but definitely dissecting the book. It's long. Okay, no, it's
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: long book. It's very slow. I could have read twenty chapters.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Freyer is now in Fabra is now in Prithian. Yeah,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: so where we left off our predictions wrong. You were
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: right about how she killed a fairy. She did kill
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: a fairy. Yeah so.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: And it's also I was pronouncing it fairy last week.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: It's fairy like actual fairy like, it's fairy. She killed
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: the fairy.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Andreas, Yes, that was Dreas his name, and he was
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: actually a high Faye. Yeah damn. And now she's in
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Prithian and like the first like seven chapters, is her
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: just trying to like figure out ways to like escape
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: this pres Well, okay, so she place is sick with
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: the whole. Yeah. Fact, so with the whole.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: Prithian and the mortal lands in the wall. With the treaty,
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: there's a law that if a mortal kills a high
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: pay maybe even a fairy, yeah, kills one, then they
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: have to give a life. Yeah, and the life you
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: can give. She could have given her dad or one
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: of her sisters, but she obviously chose to go herself
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: to save them. And so when we ended when you
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: know how we were talking about the cliffhanger at the
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: end of chapter three, how it was like massive beast
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: and so it ends up being another high Fae and he's.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: A fucking weapon by the way. Tamlin Tamlin, Yeah, oh
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: my god. Well Tamlin actually wanted her because she killed
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: the fair She want she did want He did want her,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: but then he could she could have sent someone else, Yeah,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: but she goes, no, take me, and then yeah, she
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: wakes up and she's thinking she keeps on going. I
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: don't know what I was thinking, but yeah, she's in this.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: It sounds beautiful, it sounds amazing, Like, what are you picturing?
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: I'm picturing so because of what my mind is thinking.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: So I'm picturing not so you know in Lord of
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: the Rings when oh no, it's in the Hobbit.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: I was thinking the Hobbit. So, you know in the
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Hobbit when they go to that Elvish city and it's beautiful.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: So I'm thinking it's as beautiful as that, but it's
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: not like a big castle type thing like that. It's
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: more of a manner. I'm thinking more grass, yeah, lots,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I just.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: It's more flat. But I'm on equivalent as beautiful. That's
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: what I'm thinking.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then interestingly the fairies. Tamlin and we got
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: introduced to Lucian. Lucian. Do you say Lucian in your
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: head or Lucien? I said Lucian, Yeah, I say Lucien
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: to yeah, Lucian, Yeah, are looking after Preyra. Now, well,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Lucian originally goes, I would want to gut this bitch. Yeah,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: He's like, I want to fucking gut you kill not allowed.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Tamlin's not letting me. Yeah, but Tamlin said in this
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: is where it ended, she just overheard their conversation and
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Tamlin's dad killed heaps of mortals before, yes, and he
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: doesn't want to be like his dad. He's the thing though,
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: I think he did want to be like his dad
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: until he met Favor. Because Lucian's going, why are you
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: veering off our path? And he goes, that was my
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: dad's path.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: I will not be like him, and I think it's
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: because of Favra. He keeps on saying stuff like you're
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: not what I would have thought as a human.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And he keeps like complimenting, like how do you
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: learn to hunt and chair? You can't even fucking rite,
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: And he always is sounding like very impressed. He goes,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: so you just taught yourself to hunt?
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's like, yeah, I needed to survive, don't
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: you know what that's like?
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, privilege. It sort of sounded like, yeah, here's the
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: thing that's pissing me off of Favor, right.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: She keeps on talking about she's preferring to be friends
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: with Lucian, Yeah, but she only wants to be friends
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: with Lucian to get to Tamlin because she wants to
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: try and get someone to convince Hamlin to let her
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: go home, and he's like, no, there's a.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Why does she want to go home? By they're looking
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: after her family, saying I keep on thinking that. But
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: then at the same time, I'm thinking if I got taken,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: even if it was a nice place, it's like, oh
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: my family that they were fucked anyway, they were annoying.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: She also he got her good with manipulation, because she
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: ends up talking about how she feels as though she's
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: not fulilling her mother's promise anymore.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: He goes, but you are, Yeah, that was good by
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: being here.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: You are because your family is alive. Because of that,
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: they're providable and I am taking care of them. And
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: also fairies can't lie, so they must be being taken
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: care of. I want her to go try and find him,
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: though I'm keen ass Yeah, I all right?
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: So what do you want the next predictions? Or we
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: actually have a few new like what would they be
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: called the bog and the Pookah.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so the Pooka tried to Actually, here's one thing
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: actually I just want to say about Favor and Tamlin
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: is I just want Federer to come out and admit
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: that she wants to be railed by Tamlin.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Do you reckon that's what's gonna happen. Yes, For some
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: reason in my head, like I'm picturing she's so small
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: and these two are like giants.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: See I was picturing that too, But I think it's
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: more I've really tried to shift. They actually when he
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: because Tamlin's the only one that can shape shift. But
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: then he could also like he could turn Lucian into
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: a wolf or a fox or something if he wanted to.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: And the reason Andres was a wolf is because Tamlin
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: turned into a wolf. Yeah, so Tamlin has he's like
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: powerful as fuck and so but I think but it's
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: purely because Tamlin is the main character and he's the
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: one that's kind of trying to get connected with Farr,
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: but she's like, go away.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: But then every time she goes. He turned around and
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: the muscles shown in his shirt. I was like, just
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: just say, you want to to rail you? What do
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: you think is gonna happen? I don't know, hard to tell.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: I don't think they're gonna fuck I do I think that.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I think Fayrah and Tamlin. I think that it's going
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: to be a thing that I feel like they become
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: a couple, but mortals and fairies, it.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Will be frowned upon, but they will become a couple.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: But also there's a point in the book where in
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: these chapters where what does Lucian talk about. He's talking
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: to Feirah and it's it's when they run into the Bogue,
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: which we'll touch on, but he starts talking to her
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: in the bog. The bogue's probably whatever you yeah.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: I'll say bog I he says something, he's talking and
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: then he goes, he gets all likes mysterious and goes,
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I can't say that she'll I can't have her know
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you this or something.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: So I think there might be someone even higher up
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: than Tamlin, and it's a it's a woman of and
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: there's in Prithian Feyra said that she knows there is
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: seven high lords and Tamlin's just a high faye.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, high fairy. I don't know. Interesting, I think, Okay,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: he's my prediction. I think Tamlin and Freira will not
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: get together, but Tamlin will pick her over Lucien and
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Lucian will go in his separate ways. Oh okay, Lucian's
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: just gonna get pissed. Yeah, okay, I don't know. And
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: then like way way way down the track, they'll fuck,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: but they're not going to fuck for ages. I think
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: they're just gonna be like bff who can't admit their
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: feelings for each other. Okay, that's my pred interesting I
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: dis agree. Really, you reckon there's gonna be a sexy scene.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I reckon.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: I think there won't be a sexy scene for about
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: twenty chapters. But I do think that we're gonna start
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: seeing Fayra admit that she just wants to get digged
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: down by Tamlin.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: She's gonna keep talking about his muscles, She's gonna keep
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: talking about that golden hair and that piercing eye. Yeah,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: and she's gonna I hope she stops thinking of all
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: these ideas to like run away and kill someone. I'm like,
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: you're not killing anyone.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: Think that I think she will, But I do think
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: that she's going to go and try.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: To find someone. There's different. So there's the Bogue and
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: the Pookah. We'll talk about them quickly, but there was
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: one more there's one more big person, which is kind
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: of like a really old person or a really old
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: fairy that has a lot of knowledge about the sickness
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: that's on Prithian. Oh, yeah, there's a sickness on Prithian.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: We've got to say that that might bitch up to fourteen. Okay,
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: I haven't read that. No, you did, you have? Yeah,
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: they just alluded to there's heaps of weird things going
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: on on his like manner.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that they talked about that, you must have.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: You must have just missed it, because they definitely talked
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: about that before chapter thirteen. Okay, But there's like a
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: thing called like the blight or something on Prithian and
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: it the reason that their masks or the or the
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: high Fhae and the fairy have masks when they're in
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: human forms stuck to their face is because back in
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: the day they had a party. Because they're all immortal,
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: they don't die. Yeah, just back in the day they
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: had a party and the party was a masquerade party.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: And then that's when the sickness fell on Printhian. And
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: one of the things that the sickness did was made
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: it so these masks don't come off their face.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of cool. This would be a sick movie,
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: is it. It's new, it's relatively relatively new. This becomes
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: a show, bro, I have no idea it should be. Well,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: it's so successful. I'm in that if it's a show.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: I was thinking when I was reading it, this would
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: be so much better as a TV series. I would
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: love to watch it sick. It's so intricate. Yeah, but
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: who's the bog? The bogue is you can't look at them,
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: they get in your head. And Tamlin's just kill one
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: and hurt his hand. Yeah. So yeah, when they're out hunting,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Lucian and Fayr goes for a hunt with Lucian because
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: it was actually Andres Andreas's shift, but she killed Andreas
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: and so she's out hunting and then Lucian just goes
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: stop like just look ahead and don't move your eyes,
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: and then she starts hearing these voices and this cold
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: air around her and these voices, and then it finally
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: goes away and she goes, what was that And he
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: said it was a bogue. If you were to have
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: made eye contact or look, that's when it can turn
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: into an actual being and kill you and then he
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: goes to dinner and says to Tamila, I'm like, oh,
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: in the westwards there was a bogue and Tamilin gets
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: all pissed and just goes and chases after it. And
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: because Lucian says to Farah earlier that they're unkillable, and
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: then she goes to Lucian, well, where's Tamalin going. And
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: then he goes, he's going to kill the boat and
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: she was like, oh my god, well swhere she had
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Fanny Flatters, the strongest being she's ever seen. Yeah, yeah,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: she said that after he kills the boat. Yeah. And
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: then the pooka came out at night and they trap
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: you in your own desire. She starts seeing her dad,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: and then she saw like her sisters and then they
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: just turned back into just like a bow and then
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: it was nothing. And then now that's when Tamlin goes,
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: what are you doing? Use your brain? Use your brain?
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: You didiot? Obviously they're not here, and she's like, what
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: do you expect me to do? It was my dad
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: and my sisters that you stole me from. The Dad
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: doesn't have a need fuck me already, Jesus, all right,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: all right, And ranking for that chapter. I was invested.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: I'm saying that range of chapters is a seven.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Seven, I was gonna say six and a halfs Okay,
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: there you go. Yeah, because I'm just expecting better. That's
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: why I say seven.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: I'm expecting a lot more to happen. Yeah, because of
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: all the comments on our videos and I was like,
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: this is so good. People keep saying you just wait
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: book two. So I'm like, maybe my expectations are so
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: high now because everyone's like this is going to be
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: so good. Someone said book two is going to change
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: our lives. Yeah, and I'm just like, when's it going
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: to happen? So I don't know. I'm into it. What
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: chapter are we reading next? Can we finish it? Do
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: you want to do ten again or more fifteen? What
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: if we do fifteen too many? We can go it's
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: wrap the chapter thirteen. What if we go to actually
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: up to fourteen? If we go to thirty, okay, yeah
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: that's seventeen, yeah chapter thirty, Yeah, yes, thirty. So so
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: you know what you need to do is actually definitely
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: do the no phone on the weekend and then just
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: read the Yeah, okay, everybody heard that chapter thirty. Chapter thirty.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: You know what to do. Guys, It's time for dilemmas.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: We've got a long episode for you today. We're feeling generous.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: You're welcome. We're feeling generous. We're feeling good. All right,
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: we have two really good dilemmas to do. We're on overtime,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: on over time, baby. If you want to submit a dilemma,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: it is in the description of this episode, or it
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: is also in the Instagram bio on our Instagram. Which
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: is I think I noticed we have never said is
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: at Relatables podcast? If you want to go find it?
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Oh no, honestly, gram it's just at Relatables.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: We got relatables. I feel like people would figure it out.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: It's a good point. But you can, Yeah, you can
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: submit a dilemma. They're all anonymous, all right, yeah, yeah, okay.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: Me and my boyfriend have been together for three years.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: We both live at home and see each other almost
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: every day. I'm the youngest in my family of three.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: My boyfriend is the oldest of three. Sometimes we house
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: sit for friends and family and get the opportunity to
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: experience living with each other.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: I have learnt a.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Lot of life skills growing up and following my sisters. However,
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: my boyfriend didn't have the same opportunity. Because I'm the youngest,
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: I have learned to cook, clean, and all the other
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: domestic tasks required to run a household. However, my boyfriend
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: didn't grow up having the same opportunity, so when we
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: house sit together, I'm the one having to show him
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: how to do certain things. I do find it frustrating
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: that he doesn't initiate any jobs to do around the house,
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: and I'm always the one asking him for help. I
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: have spoken to him about this and what I need
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: from him, and he listens to me and does help
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: when I need it. And I know I can sometimes
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: be too hard on him. He has improved so much
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: since we first started dating. But I'm just mindful that
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: when we do it eventually live together, he won't take
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: the initiative to two jobs around the house.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: I would love some advice that word initiative. Some guys
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: don't have it, especially with like household chores and things
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: to do. This could I would say it's like textbook
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: fucking weaponizing competence. It's not that hard to do stuff.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: If you had to clean dishes, you know how to
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: pick up a plate. You know how to put stuff
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: in the dirty launcher?
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: You just you just put it in the launch You
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: put the liquid in and then press maximum two buttons. Yeah,
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: but I think what's happening here is he's a good
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: guy and he can't see what he has to do,
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: Like he's not weaponizing his inconpetence and being like I
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: don't know what to do, babe, Like I don't care.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Like he's not saying I need to be taught. No, no, no,
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: he literally just doesn't know what to do, Like he's not.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Still that's insane. Yeah, it's definitely bad, and like what
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: we have to give her some tips to like help
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: like push him in the right direction. But I don't
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: think he's weaponizing his incompetence and being like you just
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: do it, you know what to do. Yeah. No, But
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's what weaponizing competence is. I think
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: weaponizing confidence is, like she is giving him, like this
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: girl quite patient. You got to think about it in
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: a way.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: She's really patient because she's saying that she grew up
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: the youngest, so she's been shown a lot, and he
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: grew up the oldest, so he hasn't been shown as much.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: But I don't know. I just think, why does that
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: mean anything? It does and doesn't to a certain extent.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: I guess, well, he's obviously been in a householder. Everything's
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: been done for him, yeah, which is a lot of people.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: And she has been in a household where she had
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: to grow up early. She probably just did a lot
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: of stuff on her own. Noah, Yeah, I think how
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: can you make him realize like he should take the
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: initiative himself about her saying anything? It's the answer to me.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: I mean it sounds like she's definitely spoken to him
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: about it, but now he's only like doing shit when
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: like she's like, oh, come help me. Well that okay,
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: here we go. It is really bad if she has
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: asked him and he's not doing it. Yeah, seriously, just
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: fucking just you know.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think though, like how would we help her.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: We have friends though, who like are completely incompetent, Yeah,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: and like I don't know how to help them, Like
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: they're around the house, they don't know how to do it. Stubbornness. Yeah,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: maybe it's stubborn. Yeah, but I don't think.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Anyone's incompetent when it comes to cleaning, because like, I
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Let's say, what does your boyfriend enjoy it? Does he
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: like cars?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: If your boyfriend knows how to clean a car, he
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: sees it's dirty, he cleans the car, all right.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: True, a car is a dish on a bigger scale.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: It's easier to clean a dish. It's easier to fucking
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: mop a floor. Like, I don't know. I just think
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: it's more of just like it just kind of it's
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: like lack of caring. Yeah, I think that's what it is. Yeah,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: it doesn't care enough to do it or realize that
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: it matters to you, so he should do it. Yeah,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: that's what the problem. I think that problem is, Yeah,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: that it matters to you. And you've asked him, yeah once,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: maybe multiple times.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And you're saying that you're too hard on him
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: when you've probably asked him to do something and he
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: doesn't do it, so you ask him again and get
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: mad and then you think you're being too hard on him,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: which is not right.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think you're being too hard on him
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: at all. Like, yeah, it's tough because it's your relationship.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: I've had a similar experience with friends, and with a
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: friend i'd just be like, fuck, you're like tough to
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: live with, Like fuck, you just don't know how to
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: look after yourself, Like I have a little dig at them,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: which you obviously can't say to a part, but like,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: oh maybe you could. Maybe you need to be honest.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: But how do you Maybe he hasn't grown up. I
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: have a question how do you make him grow up?
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: So what she said to us was but I'm just
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: mindful that when we do eventually live together, he won't
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: take initiative to do jobs around the house. Just yeah,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: you need to just say that to him, true, just
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: say like I loved you, We've been together forever, I
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: love you. You're the best. But we've spoken about it before.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: The No, you're not doing jobs and stuff right, It's
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: obviously I'm not going to get you to do anything
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: at your own house because that's your house, and at
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: my house you're I hope he's respectful when I clean
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: it when I think it needs to be.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Clean when we're together. I've noticed whenever were house sitting that,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: especially when it's someone else's house.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I've noticed that you just don't initiate to
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: do anything when it needs to be done, and I'm
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: the one asking you to help all the time. So
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry but this might sound harsh. I just don't
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: see myself ever wanting to live with you if that's
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: what it's going to be like.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: And he needs that wake up call, I think he
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: needs to hear that. Yeah. Is this also a case
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: where like you're incompatible? I mean, yeah, this is his
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: response to this, And if he does respond in a
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: good way but then doesn't change, is maybe you aren't. Yeah,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: And if he responds in a good way and does change,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: then you are compatible because he wants to put effort
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: in to stay with you. Yeah, it's just like he's
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: obviously been babied his whole which is a lot of dudes.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: It's we Usually the eldest doesn't get babied. It's usually
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: the youngest. Yeah, maybe he's one. Did they say he's
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: one of them? No, Yeah, he's the oldest of three. Nah,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: to be fair, because if there's a bit of an
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: age gap, they're like, it's a golden child and he
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: gets babied. They do love the oldest one. Yeah, it's
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: like the first one. It's so exciting. Let's do everything
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: for him, Like, did you get more like maybe babied
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: got way more baby than money.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my youngest siblings because Joanna and I quite close
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: about two years apart, and then my parents got divorced
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: in like seven years. My mum has two kids, but
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: the oldest one of those who is seven years younger
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: than me, and then same as my dad and my stepmom,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: and so those two sets of kids have both been baby.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, even like my stepmom even admitted to being like
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: a mad helicopter parent because I said, I think I'm
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: going to be one.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Well, I think we can talk about this. What about
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: in your house, Like, if your roommate would do something
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: that you would consider I don't know, tough word, but
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: incompetent or doesn't initiate things, Hew, would you bring it
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: up with them? We have a group chat called it's
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: called Henry's House. Yeah, and if like we will call
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: her out on things, or like Beth will call me out,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Like it's kind of a whole thing of if I
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: do something that Beth doesn't like in a common area,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: if it's in our bedroom, she would have talked to
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: me about it.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: But if it's in a common area, like Beth will
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: call it out. So then Maddie sees that she's calling
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: me out. So then Maddie also feels like she can
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: call me out. And I've called Mattie out on things,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: and then she's called us out on things.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's just like it now.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: It's like a thing where we're all just like quite clean,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: and if someone's lacking in something, you're bitterly where life's
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: like a I don't know, a little bit of food
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: in the sink or something like that. It's except people
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: get busy and they forget.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: But if it's like a common common occurrence that something's happening,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: we will say something in the group chat. Well, it's
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: building that safe environment where you can pull you or
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: pull someone up, where like I guess this girl just
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: has to build that safe environment if you're willing to
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: put in the work. I know it's annoying, but to
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: continually bring on this stuff, bring up this stuff with
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: your boyfriend, yeah, and just be like dude plates he's
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: like dude bins, Dude, you can't leave your shoes. There
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: must be so annoying. Yeah, but if you love him,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: like that's what you do.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know, though, is it I find that it's
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, maybe you do, or maybe maybe sometimes.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: Actually I've literally not got no idea.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: I think the best thing to do is just to
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: tell them, hey, feeling, I don't know if I ever
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: want to live with you because of this, and see
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: what he says.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then it's really up to him. How old
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: she said she was nineteen? She said no age, she
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: just said that we've been together for three years. We
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: both live. I'm assuming they're still pretty young. Maybe she's
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: she Yeah, she could be twenty or twenty three, and
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: hopefully it's like he's just young and hasn't had that
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: frontal low development. Yeah it is. Yeah, it's weird. It's good.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: I d say. You might be right about the babying thing. Yeah,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: he has been. He doesn't know. Like I'm not giving
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: that as an excuse, but he literally, his brain cognitively
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: has never had to look at things that way because
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: his mum's always done it for him. That's saying mothers,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: and his mum's done everything for him his whole life. Heavy.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right now, you've got to fucking now you don't
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: be his mum, by the way, because he's probably a
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: really nice guy, don't see.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing. As well. Though It's like I also
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: see that argument that is he could be the best bloke, right,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: but it's like there's still a butt you know what
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: I mean. It's like, if you're such a good fucking bloke,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: then being asked to do something once, just realize that
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: you maybe haven't been taught and just actively thinkable to
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: If you're just kind of like, oh yeah, I'm so sorry,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: Like you know, I've never been taught this. It's like, okay, fair,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: maybe you haven't maybe each you fucking once.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: Maybe he hasn't had that realization that he's never been taught.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. It's weird. You just need to
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: come to terms with the fact that maybe you are
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: not fucking perfect. Oh yeah, and just admit that you
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: need to. I don't know, honestly, weird analogy. But he's
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: like a dog. It's like a little puppy. He's got
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: to train him up because he hasn't been trained properly. Embarrassing,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: so good luck. Yeah, yeah, there's a few good takeaway
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: I think he can make it work, all right. Next dilemma. Hi,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: thanks for the great podcast. You both are so fun
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: and amazing guys. Now to my dilemma. I sometimes feel
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: insecure or a little bit afraid to ask what I
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: want when I'm in bed with guys. Instead, I focus
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: on him making sure he is satisfied. I'm afraid that
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: he will be upset to get feedback, and I don't
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: want to hurt his feelings. So I guess my question
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: is Number one, do men find it sexy when a
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: woman tells them what she likes in bed or specifically
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: helps navigate them when it's down there? Number two? Do
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: men get upset if a woman does not come every
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: time doing sex? And number three what matters the most
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: during sex for you? Super curious to hear a male's perspective.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: Thanks for your advice. Shit, Okay, what was the first question?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Do men find it sexy when a woman tells them
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: what they like in bed or specifically how to navigate
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: down there? Me? Personally, yes, yeah, I like it. Me personally,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: I love it. I can't answer for everyone. I know
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: a lot of girls like the guy to be the dom. Yeah,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: so sometimes they don't like to bring it up because
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: it's not as sexy and they don't get it turned
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: on as much. But I think it's better to be
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: comfortable and at the initial sexy time in the start,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: tell him what you like so we know he's down
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: the track. Agreed, and it's better for you to be
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: comfortable and tell him, even if, like I don't know,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: it might hurt his feelings a little bit. I don't
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: know though, because it's not is it. He was just
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: kind of doing his best. It's also and now he's
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: being taught. Everyone's bodies are different and everyone likes different things,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: different positions. Again, some it's fair enough to think so personally,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: if I was told I'm doing this thing wrong, I'm
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: not the type to get upset about it, on the
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: type to say, oh, I'm sorry it yeah. Yeah. But
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: maybe there's guys that do get upset, like no one
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: fucking not. Yeah, I know what I'm doing exactly. Some
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: guys just have too much pride. I think it comes
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: back to it's better to know that you're comfortable and
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: enjoying yourself to tell.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: Him yeah, and if he gets all angry about it,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: just well fuck off that I'm not gonna have sex
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: with you if you're just not gonna try and improve
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: it for me, Yeah, your way.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: Question two, do men get upset if a woman doesn't
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: come Every time doing sex, I get up set with myself. Yeah,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: I don't get upset with her. Yeah no, no, no,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: I got upset with myself. Yeah. It sort of like
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: makes you doubt your ability. Well, you're just kind of like.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: But also what I do is just like or what
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: could have I done next time? Yeah? You gotta talk
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: about it, like yeah, like have a conversation afterwards, whether
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: you're going to get there and in the end or
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: brings it up, and like sometimes the girl might be like,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: oh no, like it wasn't having it, didn't feel like
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: it all, or that she'll be like next time, do
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: this or go do that next time? So I think
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: it doesn't like it's worth a conversation. It doesn't hurt
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: my ego that much. It's definitely worth conversation. And what
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: matters the most doing sex from a male's perspective, ship
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: For me, it's that pound. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. No,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: for me, I the thing I really like about sex
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: is because I would I prefer like a love making.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not like a fuck. I don't mean you know that.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Have you seen that meme going around where it's like
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: I don't make love. I fuck, it's not me. I
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: make love. What matters most to me is actually connection.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: I really think that, like there's no other sensation in
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: the world, Like they might not even be like penetration
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: yet where you're just like kissing and completely wrapped around
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: each other and like you know it's about Yeah, you're
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: following each other like it's intimate kissing. You're not like
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: gone like ham and full hook up like it's sex. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: it's as sexy as it gets. And then like you
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: just feel this bond with this person like you've never
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: fel before. That's what really matters to me, because you
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: don't feel that experience anywhere else with anyone, agreed. And
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: then the sex and orgasmine is just like a benefit. Yeah,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: but I really enjoy that. Maybe the initial like penetration,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: the first like minute or two where you're just like
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: not really doing any movement, you're still kissing. Yeah, that's
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: like what really matters to me. The best thing is.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: When because when it's different, when you I find like
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: when you love her and she loves you like you
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: just you have boyfriend dex so it feels massive. So
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: I'm just assuming this right, Yeah, and the best. The
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: best thing ever is when you put it in there
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: and they're like and they're like loving it, yeah, and
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: you're just like, yeah, I'm that guy.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. There definitely is a big
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: ego boost when you have that boyfriend dick. Yeah, but
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: I think it's definitely down to that connection. What about
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: if you're not in a relationship as a guy, that's
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: probably a very helpful tip. What matters for you was
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: a sex because that's like you don't really do that,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: you're really doing it for the connection, Like if you're
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: just like getting off interesting. I think when you're single
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: and you know it's just going to be sex, could
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: be you could know it's only going to have a
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: one time or you could know that you're going to
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: do it a couple times with this person. I don't know. Yeah,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: I think it's kind of just fun. I was gonna
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: say it's good. I think it's like literally for a guy,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: like like therapy, having sex is what is the win
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: for a guy? Like it's fun, it feels great. Yeah,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: like I get to have sex, you get to finish,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: you get to kind of have you know, seven to
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: fifteen max minutes. Yeah, seven to fifteen minutes max. Of
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: like I guess it is connection.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: You do get to have that sort of like nearly
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: relationship connection with someone and then.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: The benefit of also not having it having sex to
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: someone news Like I like the butterflies, even though it's
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: really really scary, but like when you initially start kissing
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: someone who sees someone naked for the first time, and
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: you're like, what the fuck I do? It's crazy, and
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: then like you get into it and they sort of
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: go away, and then you get all excited and it
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: like it's real fun and you start just fucking you
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: get more confident, Like, ah, that's what I like. That's
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: why I like When I was younger, I used to
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: be really really nervous about sex. It's like I don't
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: know what to do, Like I'm going to make a
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: fool of myself, like I'm too skinny, like my dick's
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: not big enough. But like the older I've gotten, the
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: more confident I got to myself is like that feeling
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: of nerves going into I get to have this weird
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: little dance with this girl for the next seven to
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. It's so much fun. Yeah, Like you can't
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: really make a fool of yourself, like when you're both
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: in it together and you're both just enjoying that time
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: and it's just fun. For it's really just fun. And
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: I yeah, no, I would say tell people what you want.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: It's sexy ast fuck yeah, and like own it just
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: like like even just like, do you mind if I
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: grab your head and then just put it where you
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: want it? Jack obviously consented, but like that's hot to me, Yeah,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: if I because sometimes I'm like, I'm guessing down there.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: I've never not been guessing. I've never not been guessing. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: And it's the same thing for if you're getting if
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: I was getting joked off and she was doing it
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: really quickly, I've told him, I'm like, just sluck out, yeah,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: will yeah, like weather the turtle, Yeah, I know, the
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: whare the taughtoise, not the hair. Yeah, just slow down,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: like definitely been comfortable and make it enjoyable for you.
• 1:13:21
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• 1:14:08
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• 1:14:11
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• 1:14:13
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• 1:14:18
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• 1:14:22
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• 1:14:33
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