Discover Better Positions For When You Pray

Three preachers were discussing the best positions for praying while a telephone repairman worked nearby.

"Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one.

“No," another contended. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven."

"You're both wrong," the third insisted. "Lying prostrate, face down on the floor produces the most effective prayers."

"You know, fellas," interrupted the repairman, "the best praying I ever did, was once hanging upside down from a telephone pole!"

I’m sure he did, but I don’t recommend it!

Which one is your favorite? Does is matter to God whether…

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