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Red Pill Raj| Monday May 19, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your warriors outside and laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
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  Speaker 1: Trey Trendholme and Raj Sharma. Today is Monday, May nineteenth,
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  Speaker 1: two thy twenty five. We're not big on stupid trends,
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  Speaker 1: at least doing them, but we are big on talking
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  Speaker 1: about them.
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  Speaker 2: Have you guys heard the newest diet craze?
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  Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Now dog food diet is the new diet craze taking
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  Speaker 1: the country by storm.
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  Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: It is a probably no shock that this has originated
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  Speaker 1: on TikTok, where all dumb things seem to originate and
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  Speaker 1: then amplified here inside the Treehouse show.
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  Speaker 2: So what is it?
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  Speaker 1: A new hot health hack on TikTok is human dog food.
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  Speaker 1: It's not actual dog food, it just looks like it.
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  Speaker 1: So the idea is you take a bunch of healthy
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  Speaker 1: things like vegetables, rice and chicken, then you chop it
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  Speaker 1: up really really fine, mix it all together, and then
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  Speaker 1: eat a bowl of it for every single meal. So
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  Speaker 1: it looks like dog food. Doesn't this sound like the
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  Speaker 1: meal plan you can maintain for a healthy lifestyle for
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  Speaker 1: the remainder of your days. On this planet.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't that sound like fun?
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  Speaker 4: But it's like fresh pet, right, isn't that the the
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  Speaker 4: model of it? You're just eating chicken and rice. But
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  Speaker 4: if like I mean, if you're if you're chowing down
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  Speaker 4: on a can of Alpha, like that's that you need
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  Speaker 4: you're having bad days?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I say.
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  Speaker 1: They're they're referring to it as the dog food diet,
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  Speaker 1: but it's people food.
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  Speaker 2: But it just looks like food for dogs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I could.
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  Speaker 4: I could eat a bowl season it right, right, vegetables,
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  Speaker 4: good chicken. I could do it.
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  Speaker 5: So instead of just eating a chicken breast and vegetables,
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  Speaker 5: you need to chop it all up and mix it
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  Speaker 5: together because that's gonna help.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's trendy. So you're you're part of the cool
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  Speaker 4: kid club.
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  Speaker 5: Uh no you're not. No wonder are not. I wonder
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  Speaker 5: what one of the fattest nation nations around? It's crap
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  Speaker 5: like this.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm surprised you didn't go the the additional step.
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  Speaker 1: And because when I first saw the headline, I thought
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  Speaker 1: it was going to be something I tried as a
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  Speaker 1: radio bit years ago when we were drinking on the
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  Speaker 1: air to get an entire happy meal. Or an entire
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  Speaker 1: big mac meal from McDonald's, blend it all down into
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  Speaker 1: a smoothie and drink it.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I thought this was going to be.
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  Speaker 4: You were there that night, Raj, Yeah, Yeah, Tassas almost
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  Speaker 4: threw up on me. Mm hmm yeah, because he was like,
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  Speaker 4: I'll do it, and I'm like, that is a that's
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  Speaker 4: a big guy move.
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  Speaker 1: It's why why eat a big mac meal when you
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  Speaker 1: can drink it.
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  Speaker 4: It's like it's like Joey and the Shepherd's Pie, you
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  Speaker 4: know what I mean, or the whatever it was that
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  Speaker 4: she made. It's like meat good, jam good, Like that's
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  Speaker 4: the same thing, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, when he put the big mac in the fries
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  Speaker 4: and I think there were nuggets.
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  Speaker 1: And nuggets in there. Did we get a chocolate or
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  Speaker 1: a vanilla shake.
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  Speaker 4: To chocolate shake?
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  Speaker 3: Ye ye?
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  Speaker 4: And to blend it and then drink it on the air, Because.
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  Speaker 1: So that's what I thought the dog food diet was
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  Speaker 1: going to be. And you're right, Tray, It's like all
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  Speaker 1: it is is you're just taking an already healthy meal
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  Speaker 1: and then you're adding additional unnecessary steps to chop it
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  Speaker 1: up really fine, just to what looks like dog.
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  Speaker 2: Food that's just eat, just eat the stuff you already made.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean yeah, and it's going to be cheaper
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  Speaker 5: than if you try to like get the farmer's dog
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  Speaker 5: for a human.
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  Speaker 3: I mean that that would be quite pricey.
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, you know that I might respect.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I used to make food, the food for my dogs,
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  Speaker 4: like when I was especially back in LA because it
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  Speaker 4: was just easier to do, because it was easier to
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  Speaker 4: find to go like to a market and find fresh
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  Speaker 4: vegetables and organic stuff. And I would just do like
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  Speaker 4: the brown rice and some spinach, some carrots, some ground chicken,
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  Speaker 4: a little bit of broth. Loved it. I would eat that.
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  Speaker 4: I would even make sure like it was seasoned enough.
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  Speaker 4: I would eat it. I'm like, Okay, that's good. That's
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  Speaker 4: good enough for the dogs. But it's just chicken breast
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  Speaker 4: and yeah, but chopping it up to make it look unhelped,
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  Speaker 4: like unedible, like that's I don't know what the point
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  Speaker 4: of that is.
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  Speaker 1: I think really it's just to be doing something trendy
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  Speaker 1: and stand out, I guess, and to create something. The
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  Speaker 1: general idea for the guy that originally posted it is
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  Speaker 1: the human dog food trend is supposed to make meal
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  Speaker 1: planning easy, so that way you know what you're eating
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  Speaker 1: is healthy. Again, I don't know why you need to
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  Speaker 1: go through the additional step of chopping it all up
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  Speaker 1: super fine when you already have the chicken and the
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  Speaker 1: veggies and the rice. But whatever nutrition experts say, there
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  Speaker 1: are some downsides. Number One, you're probably gonna get bored,
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  Speaker 1: so you won't stick with it. Also because it strips
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  Speaker 1: all the joy out of eating.
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  Speaker 2: Number two, there are new gaps.
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  Speaker 1: Even though it's full of good things, it's the same
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  Speaker 1: stuff every day. The mix you go with might not
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  Speaker 1: have all the vitamins and minerals you need, so it's
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  Speaker 1: generally better to have more variety in your diet. They
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  Speaker 1: do say, though, it's not a bad idea if you
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  Speaker 1: want to do it for some of your meals.
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  Speaker 2: Like maybe you eat your normal breakfast and normal dinner
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  Speaker 2: and then you just have slop for lunch.
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  Speaker 4: Jeez, I mean, I enjoy the taste of I'd like
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  Speaker 4: to eat healthy, but I enjoy the taste of food.
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  Speaker 4: Like I have a buddy of mine who's like a
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  Speaker 4: big guy in the gym, and he is quoted saying
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  Speaker 4: multiple times he's like, I don't look at food for pleasure.
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  Speaker 4: It's fuel. And I'm like, you're an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: If that's true, then why don't you go lick a
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  Speaker 1: furnace because you don't.
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  Speaker 2: You don't deserve your taste buds.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then like Jay Leno eats the same meal
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  Speaker 4: every single day like whatever his wife but before she
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  Speaker 4: got sick. But whatever is my wife would make on
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  Speaker 4: New Year's Day. That's what he ate for every meal
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  Speaker 4: the rest of the year. That would drive me insane.
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  Speaker 1: I could almost do that, really, I could almost do that, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because I mean there there there have been many many
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  Speaker 1: days in a row where I would just eat Chipotle
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  Speaker 1: for dinner, no problem, same things, no problem, easy.
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  Speaker 4: Wow. But trade is like the way trade like, uh,
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  Speaker 4: meal preps. That's pretty solid. Like he's got his steak,
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  Speaker 4: he's got his chicken breast, he's got his vegetables. Like
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  Speaker 4: that is that's easy to do, and he does it
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  Speaker 4: for the I think you do it for the week.
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  Speaker 4: And so it's just grab and go.
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  Speaker 5: Dan maybe uh you could try uh broccoli and Boca burgers.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, it's early in the week for this, but I
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  Speaker 1: still feel it's required.
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  Speaker 1: is Monday, May nineteenth, twenty twenty five. Trey, how is
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  Speaker 1: your new foray into the land of contact lenses going?
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  Speaker 3: Do you see me with eeing glasses on? Dan?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that tells you about how good it's going.
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  Speaker 5: I think I've got one stuck in my eye and
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  Speaker 5: uh so, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Did you fall asleep in them?
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  Speaker 3: No? I couldn't.
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  Speaker 5: I've either it somehow popped out, but uh like I
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  Speaker 5: cannot find it, and but yet it feels like there's
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  Speaker 5: something stuck in my eye.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's probably like I used to get them
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  Speaker 4: stuck up here and you just have to kind of
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  Speaker 4: push down and then yeah, that's kind.
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  Speaker 2: Of not under your eyelid on top of your eyeball.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes I'd fall asleep and them on accident, just not
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  Speaker 4: even thinking, and I just have to kind of push
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  Speaker 4: down till it made its way and then remove it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, thanks, Oh no, just give me the glasses because
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  Speaker 1: if I fall asleep with the glasses on.
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  Speaker 2: It's fine.
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  Speaker 4: I even break your glasses, you can.
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  Speaker 2: But they aren't going to get lodged inside my skull
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  Speaker 2: the way a contact lends would.
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  Speaker 3: So good.
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  Speaker 2: That I cannot do. So it is what it is.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but at your funeral, you know how many I'm
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  Speaker 4: how many times everybody wel it hindsight being twenty twenty, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I probably should have warned the contact lenses. No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: totally fine with that. If I die in a stupid fashion,
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  Speaker 1: don't want to assume too much, but do you remember
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  Speaker 1: Goldilocks in the Three Bears? It looks like we just
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  Speaker 1: home last Saturday after being away for a couple of days,
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  Speaker 1: looked inside and saw that his house had been completely ransacked.
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  Speaker 1: Upon closer inspection, he found a naked man sleeping in
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  Speaker 1: the naked man sleeping in his bed, because the intruder
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  Speaker 1: sixty pieces, and he's spit it out in a big
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  Speaker 1: wad the size of a softball.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah ah, and they say that that's bad for you.
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  Speaker 1: The naked intruder also allegedly killed a possum on the
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  Speaker 1: back patio, so he got some stuff done while he
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  Speaker 1: not his.
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  Speaker 2: But the naked intruders hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so the police, they showed up, they hauled the
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  Speaker 1: is left to investigate. I'm not really sure, but I
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  Speaker 1: a naked man who's killed a possum and eating all
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  Speaker 1: your chewing gum and spit it out at the size
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  Speaker 1: That's a great question, because does that make the homeowner Goldielocks?
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's I'm sure where's the bear in the story? Right?
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  Speaker 1: Because because the new Goldilocks found himself naked in a
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  Speaker 1: very comfy bed, I.
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  Speaker 1: is Monday, May nineteenth, twenty twenty five. Five men have
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  Speaker 1: come forward alleging they were touched inappropriately at a massage
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  Speaker 1: parlor in Florida. The reason why they came forward to
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  Speaker 1: say they were touched inappropriately at a massage parlor in
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  Speaker 1: Florida is because the person that touched them inappropriately is
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  Speaker 1: the mail owner of the massage parlor.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty sure if this had been.
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  Speaker 1: The female owner, we would not be hearing about it.
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  Speaker 1: But we are, so here we go. Five men have
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  Speaker 1: come forward alleging they were touched inappropriately by the male
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  Speaker 1: owner of a massage business in Florida. I'm now going
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  Speaker 1: to share with you the first hand account of one
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  Speaker 1: of these men that have come forward claiming he was
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  Speaker 1: touched inappropriately by the male massage parlor owner.
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  Speaker 4: First hand account, first hand account, well played, sir, thank you.
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  Speaker 10: His closer on the floor, and after his closers are
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  Speaker 10: on the floor, he got up on top of me
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  Speaker 10: and was completely laying on me. Nick, he started trying
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  Speaker 10: to massage my friend.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to play that for you again because we
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  Speaker 1: need to break this down just a little bit. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So here's this guy getting a massage, rolls over onto
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  Speaker 1: his back, and this is what he sees.
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  Speaker 10: His closer on the floor, and if here his closers
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  Speaker 10: are on the floor. He got up on top of
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  Speaker 10: me and was completely laying on me. Nick, he started
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  Speaker 10: trying to massage my friend.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that if this was me, I would
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  Speaker 1: have had a problem as soon as I rolled over
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  Speaker 1: and saw the man naked next to me. Instead, he
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  Speaker 1: lets the naked massage man crawl on top of him
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  Speaker 1: and then also start to touch him inappropriately. There are
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  Speaker 1: multiple points here where he could have said, hey, that's not.
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  Speaker 4: Cool or He's like, oh man, this Asian culture is weird.
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  Speaker 4: You know, that's maybe what's going through his head. He's like, no, well,
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  Speaker 4: maybe that's how they do this in Bangkok.
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  Speaker 2: That yeah, maybe, but let's do this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna play audio one more time with a show
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  Speaker 1: of hands, raise your hand when you would have probably
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  Speaker 1: said something okay, no.
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  Speaker 10: It is his closer on the floor, and after his
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  Speaker 10: closers are.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all three of our hands shoot up. There is
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  Speaker 1: no more. After his closer on the floor, it's over.
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  Speaker 1: Massage done. We're going to have a major issue.
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  Speaker 4: Mine would have started in the parking lot of be like,
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  Speaker 4: damn it, Gary, We're not doing this again. Like every
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  Speaker 4: time we come to Florida, you want to go to
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  Speaker 4: this massage parlor. I'm out. That's what I just go,
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  Speaker 4: like next door to the bar, like wherever that is.
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  Speaker 1: This is also a you know, look, you're right, Raj.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe this was a cultural thing.
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  Speaker 4: Well, people have a miss like they misconstrued with like
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  Speaker 4: the happy ending thing like in Thailand Malaysia. It's a
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  Speaker 4: stress reliever. It's not there's nothing supposed to be sexual
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  Speaker 4: about it.
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  Speaker 3: Here.
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  Speaker 4: It's taken that way, but it's common practice in Thailand,
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  Speaker 4: Hong Kong, Malaysia, Like for them to do that at
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  Speaker 4: the end, and it's to relieve stress.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's I don't think that's what is it, Trey.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, I think that's what it does.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it lowers your blood pressure, relieves stress, like all
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  Speaker 4: of that. So that's what it's designed. Like they're like
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  Speaker 4: they're not getting any the person doing. The ladies doing
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  Speaker 4: it aren't getting like this weird satisfaction out of it.
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  Speaker 4: It's just part of the massage over there. Yea here,
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  Speaker 4: it's like, you know, that's why they you know, have nicknames.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: For it or whatever.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: So are lady boys come, well, yes, and you might
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: get one of those two.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I just imagine if you're at this massage
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: parlor and you roll over and not only are all
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: of his clothes on the floor and he's naked, but
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: so is the wig that he was wearing, tricking you
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: into thinking that he was a girl. Yes, I will
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: say this though you know, they say ignorance is not
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: a defense for breaking the law. Your culture also cannot
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: be a defense for breaking the law. And I don't
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: think Michael Gutierrez, the owner of this massage parlor in
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Florida gets to claim culture as to the reason why
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: he's trying to rub off on his clients.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Was Michael originally the messuse?
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's what I'm guessing, because otherwise, if I
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: am getting massaged by a female messuse and then all
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: of a sudden the door opens, door closes, and I
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: see seeing a guy drop trial, that's gonna be the
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: first red flag right there.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: The first and only red flag.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying, Man, when you get a cholo to
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: climb on top of you like, that's a.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: He's dedicated to the craft. I have unwittingly seen clips
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: of bait bus. I do not want to see bait
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: massage parlor either. As funny as it can be for
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: everybody else, I don't want any of that, Thank you
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: very much.
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  Speaker 1: along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. That actually would
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: be a pretty interesting business to start right after you
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: were paroled from prison. Is you know a massage?
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: Is it?
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I mean you you you've probably had some practice while
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: in prison, and you've had time to think about a
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: business model and what better way to turn your life
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: around than to help your fellow man.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: So that means there had to be a program in prison.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: Like some people can get their ged, some people can
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: get their associates. There are people that have become lawyers,
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: So there means that that means at this particular prison,
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: there was somebody like before I got in here, I
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: was a sentual massuse and I would like to teach
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: other inmates, Yeah, the art of sensual massage.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: And then when you get out.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: I think it's important that in order to turn your
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: life around, give back to the community that you have wronged.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: You should spread the gospel of the prison, of the
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: prison massage.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's gonna get spread. It's not the gospel you're
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: gonna be praying. It's not h I know, I know
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: he said that. The thing that like when he saw
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: the clothes out, you said, when you see the clothes
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: on the floor. But when I hear like, I'm your messus,
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: little puppet, I'm like, you know what, I'm good. You
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: know what I'm just gonna take. I'm gonna take a
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: gift card. H And I'll just come back at another time. Uh,
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: maybe during your you know, maybe during your evaluation for
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: how you're doing outside of prison. Now, like when you're gone,
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: I'll come back.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Look, I mean you could do you know, mobile glass
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: and you know windshield repair, mobile dentt repair, or mobile massage.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: Yes, because I want to get massaged in a lowrider
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: by a guy who just got out of prison.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Just wait until they activate the buttons and it start
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: to bouncing.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: I think you get that on group on. That's where
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: you get that. That's where you get that discount.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I mean it may not be exactly the same as
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: a Swedish massage, but a prison massage I'm sure is
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: going to have some benefits.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: And I'm just saying, if you see a sign this
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: as Goutier's Massage and check kashing, don't go. If they
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: have rims for rent, It's not a good place to
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: get a massage. I'm just letting you know. You don't
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: file a complaint when you leave there.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Don't knock until you tried. It might be the massage
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: you've ever had.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: That would be the sad part. If you got dressed
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: and like I was really hesitant at first, but you're
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: a delight.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Just the tissue is.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: You're just hoping it's your tissue.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: That's when he breaks out the crowbar and say, I'm
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: might have to really get in there.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: How do you even look at someone like you're really tense?
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Really you're kidding. I don't know if I'm getting massaged
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: or murdered. I don't know which one's gonna happen.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I can understand that, you know, getting your first few
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: clients as you open up your your ex con mobile
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: massage might be a challenge.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: I mean you say clients, they say victims. It's you know,
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: it's semantics at that point. It's not a it's not
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: crime spree. You're trying to turn your life, right.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Look, when you get out of prison, and I've heard
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: it's very hard to find to find work.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: So it makes sense to go into business for yourself.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: Yes, but just pick a you know, just pick a
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: business that's not h putting oil on. Yeah, this is
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: this is turning into a Diddy situation.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do do do not do not call up rub
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: downs by Diddy.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: And you know he's doing that in prison right now
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: up in New York. He's like, let me, I know
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: we've got some time off. Let me show you how
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: this works, baby oil.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Please let me show you what all the talk is about.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Bad Boys.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: That's the name of the company.
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  Speaker 4: Right there.
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  Speaker 1: This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Daniel Maul along with
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  Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Monday, May nineteenth,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate what's some birthdays? Turning forty
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  Speaker 1: six today? Shooter Jennings Shooter Jennings Wayland's Boy is forty
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  Speaker 1: six Today. Former NBA great Kevin Garnett is forty nine.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Dario Frankety is fifty two. A lot of people know
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: him as an Indy five hundred race car winner, but
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: he's also the ex husband of Ashley judd h For
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: a while, he was more famous for being her husband
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: than he was being a race car driver. Lucky for him,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: he finally won some marquee races and I believe has
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: kind of left that also known as behind, but not entirely,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: because that's how I always remember him. So sorry, Dario,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Are you watching?
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: Are you watching The Minister? The documentary The Juds on Lifetime.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: That has not.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Ever come across my suggested to watch feed. How are
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: you watching a Judgs documentary on the Lifetime channel.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: I was watching The Rookie with Nathan Fillion. It was
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: a little marathon and then I just kind of left
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: the TV on went a shower came out and it
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: was on Lifetime. It was the Juds and you have
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: to see Ashley Judd's face. She uh she she jacked
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: it up. Plastic surgery gone gone awry?
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Is it has her face melted like a like a candle?
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Or is is it that whatever the new thing is
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: where the fillers and stuff were put in and you
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: look some sort of like freaky doll.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: It looks I was like, is her dad Asian? I
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: maybe they have different days. She she's getting Yeah, you
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: just have to look up her face. She uh she
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: she did it and she was stunningly beautiful, but she uh.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Another great example of someone that didn't need the work done.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Why are you doing it?
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Like I understood when Jennifer Gray, who was an eighties star,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: got her nose job and then no one recognized her.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they wouldn't get her work.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: But then you've got other Hollywood types that are already
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: gorgeous and you're like, why are you doing this?
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Stop it?
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Mickey Ray don't know for sure, but it does
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: not look like Michelle Pfeiffer has had any work done.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: And there you.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Go, here's someone that was already gorgeous as far as
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: I know, has not done anything. But if she has,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: it hasn't been drastic the way others have and jacked
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: up their face. Renee Zellwegger is a good example, ruined
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: her face with too much plastic surgery.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: And then went backwards, so she went back to a different,
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: uh doctor. I had the I just kind of ran
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: into her through another mutual friend at a dinner and
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: she I was like, oh, she kind of looks really
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: similar to what she used to look like it's one
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: hundred percent, but uh my buddy was telling me, it's
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: like she went back to a different doctor and kind
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: of like had a take and I believe her own picture,
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: like can we kind of get back to this? And
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: they kind of worked it out so she's a little
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: bit better. But yeah, Ashley Judd a little a little
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: too much.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: And that's I think it's a they just they get
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: too drastic on stuff and oh yeah, instead of like
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: you can look at Michelle Feiffer, there's no way she
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: hasn't had some work done because she still looks like
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: she's in her forties mm hmm.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: But it's subtle. She also also you can tell she
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: has aged.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: I think that's the deal is whether you want to
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: it's like aging gracefully, Like you can't fight it all
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: the way, but you can slow it down. Versus they
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: try to go in and just like, oh, make me
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: look twenty one again, Well that's not gonna happen.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: Well, Also, why don't yeah, also why don't you see
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: what like get to that age and see what you
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: look like and then make that decision. Don't do it
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: before you get there. Like Diane Keaton still is beautiful,
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: Like I don't think she's had much work done, if
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: any at all, and she looks great. She just got
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: to that age where it's like, Okay, well I look
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: good for this.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, But I think I think that needs to be.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: The goal is like you need to be a little
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: more realistic if you're going to go to the plastic
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: surgery route to maintain whatever level of beauty or youth
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: that you want, because like, if you just get a
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: face lift and you're tightening what you got, I think
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: for the most part, that can be okay. Where you
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: get into some serious trouble with plastic surgery is when
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: you start getting the like the crazy fillers and things
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: and where they're like they're pumping your face up where
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: everything is completely smooth.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: That's a massive problem.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: If the rest of your body looks like a wrinkled,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: dried out prune, you don't match.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so all you're.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Doing is making it stand out even more that you've
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: had work done, and your face looks that much more
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: ridiculous because it doesn't match the rest of your wrinkled body.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah. When you agree with the doctor, when he's like, hey,
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: we're gonna take some fat out of your ass and
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: put it in your face and you want yeah, sounds great,
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: that's when you need to re evaluate where he stuff
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: is going. Look, I don't want as fat in my
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: face Like I'm good, I'm okay with agent gracefully.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you want it on your face.
• 33:25
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  Speaker 1: This is The Treehouse Show on Daniel Malley along with
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  Speaker 1: Terry Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Monday May nineteenth,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. Before we leave for today, something very
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: very interesting to share with you, Raj, you are our
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: in house conspiracy nut.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: So pay attention.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: I wantn't say nut, but yes, you are conspiracy theorist.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Well, there's a new conspiracy theory that we're all actually
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: living inside of a matrix like simulation.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Have you heard of this one?
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the new conspiracy that we're all actually living inside
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: of a matrix like simulation. And this next story could
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: prove it. On Friday March twenty first, an eighty three
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: year old man crashed his car into a Webster bank
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: in Clarkstown, New York. It happened around two o'clock in
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: the afternoon. Exactly six weeks later, on Friday May second,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: the same eighty three year old man crashed the same
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: car into the same Webster bank at the exact same time,
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: two o'clock in the afternoon in the exact same spot.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: Interesting.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, Now there was one small difference In the first crash,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: he drove through a glass window. In the second crash,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: exactly six weeks later, they hadn't had a chance to
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: fix the window yet, so this time he crashed into
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: a temporary plywood wall.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: Hmmm. Interesting.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, at this point, I think the bank should just
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: take the hint and turn that spot into a drive
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: through lane.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: It already is one, courtesy of this eighty three year
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: old man.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, really, just go with it. At that point,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: he's doing you a favor. He's already helping with the demo.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Just turn it into a driver.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: The matrix theory is how like they try to explain
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: de chavous because science can't explain it.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: So they'll go, oh, you know, like, man, I've been
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: here before because it's it's a different scenario, but you're
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: in the same place.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: So I think.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: It's like that, speaking of a glitch.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the matrix turned him off.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, that is freaky.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: Clearly they don't want Raj to speak the truth. Man.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I wonder if they not only shut down his fee,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: but I wonder if they unplugged him from the pod,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: took him out and killed.
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: Him or if he's got a black cat walking across
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: his window right now.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm, let's find out tomorrow. Did Roj survive his
• 36:57
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  Speaker 4: If he's okay,