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My First Kiss | Son of a Boy Dad #303 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: All right, all righty, welcome back to the Son of
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  Speaker 7: Today.
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  Speaker 3: It is Wednesday, July twenty first, we're here live from
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  Speaker 3: the show.
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  Speaker 4: You made up of the date.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I pushed the data ahead one day.
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  Speaker 4: Well, why don't you?
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  Speaker 3: It's Tuesday, guys, high liedly?
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  Speaker 7: What did I say? It was July?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's May twentieth. I said July twenty first.
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  Speaker 7: It's me.
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  Speaker 3: I meant say May twenty first. So I lied about
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  Speaker 3: the date, and I moved in a month in advance.
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  Speaker 3: Talk about it July, two months in advance.
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  Speaker 4: Talk about a vicious July.
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  Speaker 3: Not my my brightest, not my best lie. But yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's it's May. It's Tuesday, it's not Wednesday. Recording this
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  Speaker 3: a day early.
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  Speaker 4: It's still spring.
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  Speaker 3: It's still spring though.
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  Speaker 7: Tomorrow is my dad's seventieth birthday.
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  Speaker 3: And tomorrow is Francis's dad's seventieth birthday. Pop Accorn I'm
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  Speaker 3: hearing that right now for the first time. Yeah, that's good, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's great.
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  Speaker 4: I sent him that crib that he was looking for.
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  Speaker 4: I sent him this the cradle wise that he was
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  Speaker 4: hoping to get. You read you didn't send him anything,
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  Speaker 4: did you, No, son of a bitch?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so least I could do for him.
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  Speaker 4: What are you gonna get?
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  Speaker 7: I think I'm gonna write him a long letter about
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  Speaker 7: what he means to me.
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  Speaker 4: Long hand.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I'll type it first and then i'll write it
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  Speaker 7: longhand I think about it. I'm typing.
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  Speaker 3: Are you gonna get a feather with ink?
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  Speaker 7: No? A quill? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: No, I shan't why it's like the best time to
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  Speaker 3: use a quill.
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  Speaker 7: Because dipping it in the ink well all the time
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  Speaker 7: gets annoying. Yeah, I could see that theology of a
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  Speaker 7: pen that has the ink.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll got to get a pen that looks like
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  Speaker 3: a quill.
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  Speaker 4: Could or like one of those long pink ones that
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  Speaker 4: girls would write with A yeah, a cute little at
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  Speaker 4: least a frank pen or some shit like you ever.
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  Speaker 3: You ever have, like a nice pen, like one of
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  Speaker 3: the ones that you get refilled.
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  Speaker 7: I always thought those were so silly.
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  Speaker 3: And I never understood it. How much are they?
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  Speaker 7: They can be a lot, really, Yeah, but I don't
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  Speaker 7: think you need one unless you're a lawyer. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That used to be the ultimate gift to give a businessman. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I remember my dad had like a box with a
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  Speaker 3: pen in it.
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  Speaker 4: Give a man a pen. Yeah, there's no good gifts
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  Speaker 4: for like dads and men.
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  Speaker 7: No, I got them a belt.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, god, all you can do what at the end
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  Speaker 3: of the day.
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  Speaker 4: That's good.
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  Speaker 7: Just sustainability, No, no, no, it's it's one from my
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  Speaker 7: golf club with the boat on it that he so
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  Speaker 7: it's a little sentiment.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's nice.
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  Speaker 3: You heard that Louis bit where he's like, I bought
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  Speaker 3: a jacket over the in the winter. It's probably the
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  Speaker 3: last jacket I'll ever buy. Yeah, he's like, I'm just
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  Speaker 3: buying things for longevity at this point.
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  Speaker 4: It is nice. That's what I mean. You shouldn't have
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  Speaker 4: to the gift given. Culture puts such an onus on
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  Speaker 4: the giver that people are getting more shit than they'll
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  Speaker 4: ever need, Like the fact that you have to give
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  Speaker 4: your dad another gift on Father's Day and then another
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  Speaker 4: gift on fucking Oh.
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  Speaker 7: I don't get him a gift on Father's Day. Really,
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  Speaker 7: it's too close to his birthday.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is, that's a tight window to work with,
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  Speaker 3: but they have people get mad about that. My mom
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  Speaker 3: is my mom's birthdays three days before Christmas, and she
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  Speaker 3: said every gift that she would get, say this for
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  Speaker 3: your birthday and Christmas, and she would say, well, those
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  Speaker 3: are two separate days.
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  Speaker 4: She gets shifted.
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  Speaker 3: Wear my fucking gift. I would be furious if that,
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  Speaker 3: especially as a kid. Yeah, like your grandma coming over
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  Speaker 3: and be like birthday and Christmas and you're like, what
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  Speaker 3: the fuck getting fifty percent of the gifts that everyone
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  Speaker 3: else is getting.
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  Speaker 4: Fourth of July better be crazy?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, but then it could be so much worse.
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  Speaker 7: Imagine if your birthday was on Christmas, like that guy Jesus, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well he got fuck he probably got note well actually
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  Speaker 4: he got blessed with gifts. But were those were the
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  Speaker 4: gold frankensonse, And were they Christmas gifts or birthday gifts?
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  Speaker 7: They were birthday gifts? True?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess at the time birthday that's from all
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  Speaker 3: of us.
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  Speaker 4: That's probably why your mom became a mom. I know
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  Speaker 4: she's like, I need another gift giving home. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 4: getting shafted.
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  Speaker 3: But still to this day, it's what everyone does.
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  Speaker 7: Golly, nope, no, no, I just can never get this
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  Speaker 7: thing right. It's just a constant battle.
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  Speaker 4: My wife's birthday is the same week as mother's day.
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  Speaker 3: Tough, brutal as a new whoa, it's something fighting back.
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  Speaker 4: This fuck it got a mind of its own. Just
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  Speaker 4: pop the top out and hold it like a stick. Mike,
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  Speaker 4: you're a comic. Oh yeah, give us a deadlift of
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  Speaker 4: it and see how strong it really is. I caught
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  Speaker 4: you looking at Francis's.
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  Speaker 3: Ass never, not even for a second.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not home that. It was probably the part of
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  Speaker 7: my body I'm the most self conscious about.
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  Speaker 4: Somehow, sas still got hard.
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  Speaker 3: Don't worry is your ass well?
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  Speaker 7: Sas is an ennagram for ass, so it makes sense.
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  Speaker 4: As man poking through those sweatpants. Bro, and I'm bird watching,
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  Speaker 4: all right, you're looking at his ass. I'm looking at
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  Speaker 4: your bird understood.
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  Speaker 7: Hey did you work out today? See? This is what
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  Speaker 7: I'm talking about. It just doesn't fucking.
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  Speaker 4: Want to controller wrangler.
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  Speaker 3: You just got to get her under control.
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  Speaker 4: Tament. I got a tam of dragon.
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  Speaker 3: No, I didn't go to the gym today.
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  Speaker 7: No, no, I I I just need to get it
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  Speaker 7: to set. There we go, there we go.
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  Speaker 3: Now she's calm down, speaking of to run just a
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  Speaker 3: dryer out a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: You didn't hit the gym go to the gym today?
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  Speaker 7: You did?
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  Speaker 4: No, I didn't know.
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  Speaker 7: I hit it, hit it hard? What did you hit?
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  Speaker 7: I did a descending and then a sending ladder.
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  Speaker 4: Of pull ups?
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  Speaker 3: How does how does that work?
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  Speaker 7: Ten eight six four two four six eight ten. So
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  Speaker 7: when you get in it two and a half in
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  Speaker 7: between sets, when.
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  Speaker 3: You get down to two, you throw on the chains on.
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  Speaker 7: No, No, I did you weighted pull ups? Yeah? What
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  Speaker 7: do you use? I'll use a thirty five pound kettlebell.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's smart.
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  Speaker 4: It would be tough for me to go three to
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  Speaker 4: one two three.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I need to go ten one, one one ten like.
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  Speaker 4: You're doing binary code?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, how quickly can you guys do the math of
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  Speaker 7: how many pull ups?
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  Speaker 4: I did?
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  Speaker 3: What did you do?
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  Speaker 5: You did?
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  Speaker 7: Ten eight six four two four six eight, ten, ten.
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  Speaker 3: Eight six twenty First, because you guys talking, I'm chocked.
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  Speaker 4: It's over forty eight plus.
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  Speaker 3: It's ten eight six two times two.
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  Speaker 4: It was fifty fifty eight, stupid bitch.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean it's it's not as hard if I
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  Speaker 3: was going too funny, like I was yelling at.
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  Speaker 4: Every time you say you would have did it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I can't concentrate when I have, you know, you
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  Speaker 3: yelling different.
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  Speaker 4: I heard in my ear. I'm not going to be
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  Speaker 4: able to get it now because it's so hard to
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  Speaker 4: be distracted me.
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  Speaker 3: It's immediately a lot easier for you. And I've I
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  Speaker 3: waved the white flag immediately.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because you knew you couldn't do it.
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  Speaker 3: No, I had it. I told Francis, and I already
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  Speaker 3: told him my tactic.
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  Speaker 4: Instead of the math rejected and you tried to reject
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  Speaker 4: the math.
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  Speaker 7: Oh that's the one. I needed to figure out which
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  Speaker 7: one stops it from going this way?
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  Speaker 4: And it's this Yeah, righty, Teddy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh it's pretty simple.
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  Speaker 7: Now we're good. I've tried every one of these things.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know. There's so many knobs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of them just don't tighten, is the problem. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's just a never ending titan.
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  Speaker 7: You know what I was wondering today what happened to terrorism?
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  Speaker 7: Where did it go?
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  Speaker 3: Other countries?
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  Speaker 7: Really? I mean they were they were hidding other countries.
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  Speaker 3: They were, well, the ISIS was the last real stretch
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  Speaker 3: where they were just terrorizing, like Paris, and they were going,
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  Speaker 3: they were.
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  Speaker 7: Al Qaeda was hitting. They hit London, they hit Madrid,
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  Speaker 7: they hit Turkey. I think they hit Ariana Grande. We
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  Speaker 7: were like, enough is enough? That was Isis, right, I
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  Speaker 7: guess I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I think that was ISIS. I don't think al Qaeda's attacks.
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  Speaker 7: Oh and then they moved Yeah, and then no, no,
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  Speaker 7: because then ISIS did that. They would take the cars
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  Speaker 7: and drive them through.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Louisiana was that is?
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  Speaker 7: That was Isis.
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  Speaker 4: Then they found out that straight white males were the
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  Speaker 4: real terrorists.
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  Speaker 3: Well that was what they found out.
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  Speaker 4: That was fucking us the entire time.
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  Speaker 3: That was the death of terrorism.
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  Speaker 4: That Osama bin Laden shaved his beard and he was
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  Speaker 4: a chad. Yeah, he was just a white dude. He
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  Speaker 4: unwrapped his turb and then he had a side part
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  Speaker 4: of blonde ken hair. He looked just like you.
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  Speaker 7: They just those guys realized they couldn't compete with us
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  Speaker 7: pretty much here because they were too they had really
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  Speaker 7: strict religious beliefs, whereas we were unencumbered.
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  Speaker 11: Oh yeah, there's well, yeah, it's hard to we are
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  Speaker 11: just horny and sexually repressed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hard to compete with the with the white
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  Speaker 3: man who has nothing to lose.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, you have to pray five times a day. I'm
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  Speaker 7: gonna go terror. Yeah, yeah, you no enjoy washing your feet.
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  Speaker 4: To observe.
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  Speaker 7: I'll do whatever I want. Yeah, tough to tough to
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  Speaker 7: engage in terror when you are hungry for then entire month.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think that they maybe they haven't realized that
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  Speaker 4: they stopped. So maybe it's best that we not dangle
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  Speaker 4: it over their head. They haven't touched us in a minute.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not trying to wake us sleeping baby here. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: and by that I mean kick the hornet's nest of terrorism.
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  Speaker 7: I'm just wondering how when we had al Qaeda, right,
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  Speaker 7: we beat al Qaeda and then ISIS sprang up, and
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  Speaker 7: you'd think, okay, well, if maybe if we've beaten ISIS,
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  Speaker 7: which I don't know if we have.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know if Iis exists any But that's
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  Speaker 3: what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 7: So then where's the where is the return of the
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  Speaker 7: Jedi of Isis understood?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you got to think when al Qaida kind of
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  Speaker 3: phased out in what twenty twelve eleven? Around that time.
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  Speaker 3: It took a couple of years for ISIS to step
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  Speaker 3: in and say we're going to shake things up ourselves.
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  Speaker 10: You know.
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  Speaker 7: ISIS was sort of around. Yeah, it was around the
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  Speaker 7: time of the Arab Spring, I remember that, Yes, which
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  Speaker 7: was twenty eleven.
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  Speaker 4: Are you just talking about domestic terrorism.
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  Speaker 3: He's talking worldwide of things.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm talking about old fashioned suicide bomber.
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  Speaker 4: You think October six was an act of terrorism?
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  Speaker 7: Oh? Yeah, that that's fair. Yeah, okay, that's a good point.
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  Speaker 3: Sixth Oh yeah, fuck me. I was like January sixth
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  Speaker 3: was an act of terrorism. Yeah, that was definitely terrorism.
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  Speaker 4: Is See, Ashley Babbitt's family got five mil from the government. No,
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  Speaker 4: the lady who got shot, that was her name, Ashley Babbitt, right,
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  Speaker 4: the lady who climbed through the window.
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  Speaker 7: She got five million dollars.
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  Speaker 4: Her family got five at least five million dollars for
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  Speaker 4: wrongful death.
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  Speaker 7: No way, really did she die? That's true?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she died, actually, babbit, five million dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Five millions not that high.
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  Speaker 4: Five million puts you in the one percent of Americans.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but for in exchange for death.
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  Speaker 4: Well, her family came up.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, yes, but they probably wish that she didn't die.
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  Speaker 7: Ten million.
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  Speaker 3: Now we're talking.
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  Speaker 4: I family bought an escalator, a new mc mansion. Our
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  Speaker 4: family came up real fast, and so I got on TikTok,
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  Speaker 4: being like I used to think that five million dollars
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  Speaker 4: was enough to be set for life. But it's actually
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  Speaker 4: I think it's now. I think it's eight million dollars.
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  Speaker 7: No, he's wrong.
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  Speaker 4: What do you think of this?
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  Speaker 7: Well, I mean it's like, you know, if he if
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  Speaker 7: he thought five, then how is eight.
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand the problem with the whole like getting
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  Speaker 3: enough money to like what are you hoping? Are you
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  Speaker 3: hoping that like you're gonna the day you die, you're
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: gonna be like in our last thirty dollars, let's spend it.
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: I'll have a cheeseburger.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: You're probably gonna something in the bank.
• 15:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you take a little something home, buy yourself in
• 15:48
  Speaker 7: these cocktail.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: Cocktail seventy dollars now, sir, just.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: Get squeezing boy, Like five mili is plenty of money.
• 16:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think for unless the question of how much
• 16:07
  Speaker 7: interest can you generate and live on comfortably?
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: I think if you're trying to be one of those dudes.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: Like the people that are the people that are super
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: like money orient oriented like that, the people that are like,
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: you know, like me and my book do buy by
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: twenty twenty six, Like me and my whole team's moving
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: out there like shit like that, Like five million, Like
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: those guys five They're never gonna be happy with the
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: amount of money that they have, yeah, because it's like
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: a round million.
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, people who have more or pretend to have more.
• 16:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Also your life expenses. If you want to live a
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: lifestyle of someone who has fifteen houses and twenty Bugattis,
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: it's like, yeah, you're probably gonna have to work forever,
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: unless you like strike Gold.
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: And someone's like, oh that's last year's Bugatti. Yeah, and
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: you have to live and change Yeah, because you don't
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: have the latest Bugatti.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you gonna do when THEO when the
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: money runs up?
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: Six'.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: Nine poor Fucking. Takashi what happened to? HIM i mean
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: he just ran out of. Money you can't buy a
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: New bugattis. Anymore, really he's wholly, Out, YEAH i think.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: So Or Bobby schmurder was. Too schmurder's out of.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: CASH i can't be.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: Right doesn't that break your fucking.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Heart there's no way That schmurder's out of.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: Cash schmurder's out of. Cash TAKE a got how much
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: time to take? A?
• 17:13
  Speaker 7: GET i?
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: Think take just got a big ass? Sentence take?
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: A i think did he not get?
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: Life he might have got fifty five, years.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Fifty five to two life or just fifty. Five he
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: might get out on. Parole we might get some you
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: might get some new take.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: Before the year's behavior twenty seventy one years.
• 17:29
  Speaker 7: Old, YEAH i don't understand This Ashley babbit.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: Thing why.
• 17:37
  Speaker 7: Because that the officer who shot her was cleared of any,
• 17:39
  Speaker 7: wrongdoing and The department Of justice determined that there was
• 17:44
  Speaker 7: no wrongdoing by police in the. Settlement So i'm not.
• 17:48
  Speaker 7: Sure i'm not sure why it was. WRONGFUL i don't, know.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: Because any human life being lost too, many.
• 17:58
  Speaker 7: That's kind of. STRANGE i don't want to get into.
• 18:01
  Speaker 7: IT i don't want to get into. That just get
• 18:03
  Speaker 7: into it the politics of, THAT i, mean, yeah, yeah why?
• 18:07
  Speaker 7: NOT i don't. Know, man seems like a pretty quick
• 18:10
  Speaker 7: way to bring DOWN isis on our on our.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Backs that's probably WHY isis was like watching us And they're, like,
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: whoa we don't even want any parts of.
• 18:19
  Speaker 7: That, yeah we can't compete with all those.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Terrorists yeah, yeah.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: Fun, shit incredibly fun.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Shit i'm pretty convinced that most white men THAT i
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: see are. Terrorists, like ANYTIME i see, like like a
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: white dude, solo you gotta like that probably makes me
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: a little bit more uncomfortable than any other.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: Race did you See GARY v on a podcast? Recently
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: he was like your grandchildren to the guy to the,
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: podcast or he was, like your grandchildren will marry AN ai?
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: Robot definitively like your grandchild is going to marry AN ai.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Robot where then is that guy getting his money?
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: From he started to whine kind of, company something of some.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: Kind but wasn't it like decades?
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: Ago but?
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Now but those things can't be making any.
• 19:10
  Speaker 7: Money why wouldn't they be.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Because who's like those are like?
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: Programs, right he's A vc. Guy he invests in a
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: ton of stuff with the money he presumably made from
• 19:21
  Speaker 7: his big wine sale or wine company.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: Thing he has a big ass.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Office we went to what did he? Invent like white?
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Wine the FIRST i think it was like a.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: Picture of this white white wine but with bubbles in.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: IT i call it. Champagne the fuck.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: That would be. Awesome that'd be just a little fun.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Fact gary v invented white. Wine oh where did he
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: get his money the invention of white?
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: Wine of course it was a wine, club it was
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: a wine, critic and he's expanded his family's wine. Business.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Ah there it is be in the wine. Community it
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: always comes back giving motivational.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: SPEECHES i think that He wasn't he an? Immigrant doesn't
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: he say that he was an? Immigrant it doesn't.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Matter if you're an. Immigrant if your family is a
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: wine company that's making hundreds or millions.
• 20:12
  Speaker 7: Of, dollars they tend to be the best at. That.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, also immigrants always come to THE. Us, like if
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: you're an immigrant making it to THE, us you probably
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: got fucking. Cash, yeah you can get.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Out especially buying, that especially today if you're buying that
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Fucking trump gold card big.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: Time what is he doing a golden?
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Ticket LIKE Willi yeah it's five million?
• 20:32
  Speaker 7: Bucks what for? Citizenship?
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Really or you can go the long way, still
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: but if you have enough, money you can just buy
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: it pass like A Disney, world which feels like a
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: mistake because like Couldn't osamov And laden hypothetically.
• 20:43
  Speaker 7: Have no he they're they're. Gone he's, DEAD i.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Know But i'm, thinking, like once the new guy comes,
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Up oh he's supposedly, dead w'd be have no.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: Idea but, no, no he's actually.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Dead now we don't.
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: Know didn't you hear that those people went down in
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: that uh submarine to try to find ocean and they
• 21:01
  Speaker 7: went so deep that it exploded, because as it turned,
• 21:05
  Speaker 7: out they got to his body and he had one last. Suicide, yeah.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: He had a little mini remote control plane that he
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: flew into the.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: Submarine, yeah he had he etched into his, Chest catch
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: me if you. Can, yeah, exploded.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Didn't they like didn't they just like drop him in
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: The they dropped him in the.
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: Ocean they dropped him in the ocean because they did
• 21:24
  Speaker 7: not want anyone To they didn't want to create a
• 21:26
  Speaker 7: shrine to. Him they didn't want to be anyone to
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: be able to find his.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Body that feels like was that a last minute decision
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: or was that the plan the whole? Time grabbed the,
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: body dump it in the.
• 21:33
  Speaker 7: Ocean they were debating, it they were debating. It that
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: WAS i Think obama had had a hand in.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: That seems like that one was probably. Debated the.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: Ocean, really.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: What do you mean maybe just like hold him in
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: a cell somewhere he was.
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: Dead they killed him in the, house.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Ring his body into like a what do you?
• 21:53
  Speaker 7: Mean hold him in the?
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Ocean just feels a little, odd doesn't it.
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: Actually, explained it made a lot of sense to.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Me, yeah but it's like we're, like don't you think the,
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: government THE, cia would have a better way of getting rid.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: Of a body than just the.
• 22:06
  Speaker 12: Ocean they dumped him sort of dump him in the,
• 22:10
  Speaker 12: mash that's what they're saying on the fucking on a
• 22:15
  Speaker 12: black hawk dump.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: Him in the. Mash, no he was in he was
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: on an.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Aircraft, sure it just seems like an insanely silly way
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: to get, to like to bury the one of the
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: most evil people a lot ever. Silly, yeah, well like
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: what what do they? Do they hovered over the ocean aircraft.
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: Carrier put rocks in his pockets instead of.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: Insane but if they buried, him like people still search
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: for the grave Of Genghis, Khan, yeah that.
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: Makes, sense so people if they they, would if they
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: put him anywhere on, land then people would go to
• 22:52
  Speaker 7: that place to worship.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Him he should have just melted him down cremated.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: Him then we would have had to fly like flyplanes
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: into wherever he was.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Buried, true what if they put him like below like
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: The Hoover dam or something like like one of those
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: transformers fucking you see. Transformers of course they have the
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: base under The Hoover.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: Dam And shilah buff And Megan fox are trying To, yeah.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Why don't they put him in one of those? Places
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: just bury him in a fucking, cell like a little
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: tiny mini.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: Cell Shia la Buff osama Bin. Laden it's kind of
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: like a say, similar you, know it could be actually, Related,
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah Daniel, rhymes.
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: There's almost to your. Point they if they, say, yeah
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: we we got rid of his, body but they don't
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: say and they don't tell anyone, where yeah at. All,
• 23:38
  Speaker 7: yeah because it did occur to me that someone when
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: you when you hear that statistic about, atoms where if
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: you scooped up a cup of water from The Atlantic
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: ocean or, something.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: Yes that's in that body that booked the body By Bill,
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: Bryson like you've drank every one of your ancestors and
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: you've breathed every like molecule of that your ancestors.
• 24:01
  Speaker 7: Every, yeah something like there's there's so many atoms in
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: that cup that if you threw you'd get another cup
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: of it somewhere on the other side of the. World
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: and maybe something like. That that makes. Sense, well the point,
• 24:14
  Speaker 7: BEING i understand you could go to the shore of
• 24:18
  Speaker 7: The Indian ocean and theoretically worship the body of water
• 24:24
  Speaker 7: in Which osama Bin laden was was.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Sunk, yeah that's where they did. It, yeah interesting off
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: of an aircraft.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: Carrier Interesting and also you don't know that it was.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: Him you, know they could have pulled a switch root
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: the last second and a marine might have brought him
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: home and have him like stuffed in his.
• 24:42
  Speaker 7: Basement victor Webbin yama looks a lot Like osama and almost.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: Sounds like maybe he was the spawn Of.
• 24:56
  Speaker 7: Osama similar, height you, know similar would.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: You feel about that if you if you feed your,
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: body say you're one of your best friends growing, up
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: was became a navy seal and he Killed Bin laden
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: and you still keep in touch with, him and, say
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: maybe he still lives In, maine and you go back,
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: home you go to his, house like check this, out
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: and you go into his like man cave area and
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: he's got like these the deer and the whatever the
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: fuck that. Is and then he's just got Been lawden's
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: head just mounted to the wall and he's like and
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: he's like side and he's, like this is the real.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: One this is actually.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: Him go, ahead touch his?
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Face would you tell? Anybody or would you keep that?
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: Secret would you would?
• 25:42
  Speaker 7: Be like, said if he said don't tell? Anyone MAYBE i,
• 25:44
  Speaker 7: wouldn't BUT i probably would you definitely you'd have to be, like,
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: DUDE i stuck a finger inside Of EN's.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: Mouth he has like a bottle opener inside his, mouth and.
• 25:56
  Speaker 7: You put a corner in the machine where down upon
• 26:00
  Speaker 7: the body the.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: Sea is like one of Those i'm just picturing one
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: of those psychic. Machines, yeah Like.
• 26:12
  Speaker 7: Big opening his, eyes.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: It's like a red light coming out of his mouth From.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: Big have you seen the Movie? Big? Yeah, yeah, YEAH
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: i would respect.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: That that's what they should have. Done like what do
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: they do with other people like?
• 26:33
  Speaker 10: That?
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: Spotties like what do they? DO i Know Saddam hussein
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: he was hung.
• 26:36
  Speaker 7: Him well that was because they had.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: Him, yeah but then he say like fuck you as
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: to somebody to like a journalist on his way out
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: or some something like, that said something, cheeky he was.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Mouthy that was another video THAT i watched WHEN i
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: was very. Young but they don't show. It they don't
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: show him.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: Dying, godafi what do they do To? DAFI i don't.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: Know what do they do to Like?
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Hitler what do they do with killed? Himself, yeah but
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: what do they do with the?
• 26:59
  Speaker 7: BODY i don't. KNOW i don't. Know that's a good.
• 27:02
  Speaker 7: Question you know that.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: There were some good old boys from Bast stone fucking his. Corpse,
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: yeah you, know they skullfucked his corpse at Bast.
• 27:09
  Speaker 11: Stone LIKE i feel like they probably kept it, right
• 27:13
  Speaker 11: BUT i don't, know brought it to a lab somewhere
• 27:15
  Speaker 11: and examined his.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Brain probably maybe.
• 27:20
  Speaker 7: Not it could be that he's just in an unmarked,
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: grave you know WHAT i, mean buried in a.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: Landfill imagine just next to your. Grandfather you have no.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Idea we brought some flowers for the guys the other guy's,
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: grave and no, one no one ever is giving them.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: Love they die every time we set them. Down there's
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: a darkness around.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: A light on.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Fire they can. Bust just the Angry german specter drifts
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: from the.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: GROUND i got a fucking new can call this. WEEKEND
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: i saw that that was so. Sick it was the first,
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: one or first. One i've only had, two you've never had.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: One you wish you've never had? One, okay tell us about?
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: It who are you? With who's a? Witness my Buddies.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Nate And matt And bo was in the, discord but
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: he wasn't on the. Game he lagged out of the.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Game how'd that?
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Work he lagged out of the game and then he
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: was like or he got kicked for an activity because
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: he wasn't, Moving and THEN i was LIKE i should pull,
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: us And bo was, like, NO i gotta make. Dinner
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: you guys can play this one. Out and then we
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: were Playing, demolition which is a multiplayer game mode where
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: you pretty much there's two sites that you have to
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: plant a bomb at and there's like unlimited. Lives you
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: just have to get the bomb off and make sure
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: the other team doesn't plant, it and it's a lot
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: of like spawn, trapping AND i THINK i was on
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: a sixteen kill streak when the round. Ended THEN i was,
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Like i'm on sixteen AND i had to get fourteen.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: More and THEN i think the first minute or two
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: minutes of the second, ROUND i don't THINK i shot
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: my gun BECAUSE i was so scared to. Die and
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: THEN i went out AND i and THEN i got.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: It and WHEN i got, IT i was, like.
• 29:02
  Speaker 7: Wait you started the second, round you had sixteen kills
• 29:05
  Speaker 7: and you needed.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: FOURTEEN i needed fourteen. More SO i was just hiding
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: underground hoping they would come to. Me and THEN i was,
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: like they're not, coming SO i had to push out
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: back to their. Spawn AND i, mean at that point
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: the rest is. History BUT i was, so oh my, god.
• 29:18
  Speaker 7: Dude but even to get a fourteen kill streak is.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Impressive i've gotten like eighteen a couple of, times But
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: i've never.
• 29:25
  Speaker 7: Gotten the, nuke which is thirty thirty without.
• 29:27
  Speaker 11: Dying pray perfect Game Snolan ryan forty three or forty
• 29:32
  Speaker 11: six and TWO i think was the ending record kill.
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: Record, wow say your, best that's your best?
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: Ever, yeah definitely it. Was it was, insane. DUDE i
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: was having A i was like on the verge of
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: a full on panic attack while WHILE i was on
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: like twenty five, kills AND i had to like tell,
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Myself i'd be, like you gotta rise to the. Occasion
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: i'm never gonna get it.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: Again what were your boy saying to? YOU i was.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Silent they weren't. Saying they were just, like you.
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: Don't talk to.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: Me, oh it's like a picture like he's in the. Dugout,
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: yeah he's Even, yeah.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: They would they would like give me some.
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: Support we, knew we knew what was, happening but we
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: were talking text on the side Of, yeah that was
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: who stepped. Away he was so excited and so we
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: were all talking.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Because he probably never said what the?
• 30:14
  Speaker 7: Answer leave him?
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: Alone, yeah it was a great. Feeling my hands when we, Finished,
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: dude my hands were like like this AND i AND
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: i couldn't get them to stop for like ten.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: Minutes did you step, Outside like did you like give,
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: up fist pump or like did you utter? Anything, yeah
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: what'd you?
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: Say well?
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: Screaming what would you?
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: SAY i, SAID i got.
• 30:34
  Speaker 7: It we were we were so fucking.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: Pumped just give us a re.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: ENACTMENT i could play you the.
• 30:39
  Speaker 7: AUDIO i have the.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: Audio, YEAH i need to hear.
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: That my, Mic my mic cut.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: Out why do you find that? AUDIO i have to
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: play this audio Of Gary.
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: VEE i have the video.
• 30:50
  Speaker 13: Too marry a human what's your conviction, human what's your
• 30:55
  Speaker 13: conviction level on that they're gonna marry and han randchild
• 31:00
  Speaker 13: is going to marry AN ai. HUMAN i believe a
• 31:03
  Speaker 13: robot that is FULLY ai will marry a human and
• 31:06
  Speaker 13: vice versa for real in your.
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  Speaker 3: Lifetime and when you.
• 31:09
  Speaker 13: Say AN, ai does that mean like a physical body
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  Speaker 14: I mean just spewing out of his, ass better to
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  Speaker 7: Robot AM i crazy for being like? That that that
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  Speaker 3: It would definitely become a thing of, like uh like modern,
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  Speaker 4: Feelings, yeah well it also like, this this completely discounts
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  Speaker 7: Me, yeah but let's be, honest.
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  Speaker 4: That's hanging on like a special needs kid to a nerd?
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  Speaker 4: Rock yeah that's fucking it's. Vicious but, also, UH i don't,
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  Speaker 4: KNOW i guess, utopian but but have you seen that ai,
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  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah you'll have to get a fat, robot, right a,
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  Speaker 3: ROBOT i imagine YOUR ai robots eating all the food
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  Speaker 4: Week you're a, cookshit, honey you get me some more.
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  Speaker 3: Getting home from work and find out your FUCKING ai
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  Speaker 3: People, yeah, no that's definitely that's just like they.
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  Speaker 7: Think she'll do. That did they? Fuck she said that they.
• 49:08
  Speaker 7: Did she, did that's, her it's out out in the.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: Thing it's kind of a weird. Gig it's a fine line. There,
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: well what a fucking prostitution and not?
• 49:25
  Speaker 7: Prostitution?
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Wait why going on a date with a dude just
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: to funt of?
• 49:30
  Speaker 7: It you can't say that she did it just to do?
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: That, well if that's if that's her. Thing AS i
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: go on, DATES i fuck them and THEN i tell
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: people they have a small.
• 49:38
  Speaker 7: Dick, WELL i don't know that she's saying that.
• 49:41
  Speaker 11: Though, YEAH i guess she's just like an advanced weather.
• 49:44
  Speaker 11: WOMAN i thought you meant like she reviewed the. Date
• 49:47
  Speaker 11: she's reviewing the.
• 49:48
  Speaker 7: FUCK I i don't know if it's, like here's the report,
• 49:52
  Speaker 7: card here's the.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: Story, YEAH.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: I think everyone's got their.
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: THING i. KNOW i THINK i think it really presents a,
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: problem like down the line if like whoever she winds up,
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: with because that guy is going to be able to
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: listen to three hundred episodes of, Like, well that's the.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: Problem she kind of can't stop fucking unless she wants to,
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: change she's gonna have to do The Alex, cooper this
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: is your, boy that's her.
• 50:22
  Speaker 7: Friend if he Looks.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: I'm, SCARED.
• 50:37
  Speaker 7: I fuck this? Random who DO i get? With he's
• 50:42
  Speaker 7: he's in One Garry? Bayner is she a?
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: ROBOT i don't.
• 50:53
  Speaker 7: KNOW i can't even watch this, stuff but, yeah she
• 50:55
  Speaker 7: she that's what she.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: Does, well nothing wrong with, that but, No, yeah you
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: change your tune, Now, YEAH i do big? Time why
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: BECAUSE i don't feel LIKE I i every TIME i shit
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: on somebody who's you, know, like has a big. Following
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: i'm always, like was that worth?
• 51:09
  Speaker 7: It that a?
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: PROSTITUTE i don't know, her you, Know, yeah but you're,
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: joking So i'm stepping.
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: Back you're joking, Though But i'm.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: Just saying for you, know if she happens to stumble
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: upon this and, say these guys called me a, prostitute
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: and now she'll get to the point where she finds
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: out we take it.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: Back you think that she's not just going.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: To watch it, Clip, well if someone clips it. Out
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: now that we have, that we have the insurance to, say,
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: actually if you kept, listening you would have known how
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: they took that.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: Back she, said she's, upstanding and that's a woman's. Right,
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: yeah it's a woman's right to be able to judge
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: any penis that she wraps herself.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: Around but it is like the no privacy thing does
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: LIKE i feel like now more than, ever it's like
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: going in. Public it's like you're always in the background of. Something,
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: yeah someone is always filming something and you're in. It
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: and maybe it's Just New.
• 52:01
  Speaker 7: York, YEAH i, mean it's crazy that the we've it's
• 52:06
  Speaker 7: as if everyone turned their own world into The Truman.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Show every POST i see On, twitter it'll it'll just
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: be like a photo of like a random, couple And
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: i'll be like the girl will be like, hot and
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: they'll be like an ugly, dude and the comments will
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: be like shrink the. Game and it's like just a
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: guy out to dinner with his girlfriend and someone's like
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: zooming in from fucking just ten miles.
• 52:27
  Speaker 7: Away this is WHAT i was talking. ABOUT i got
• 52:29
  Speaker 7: so self consciousing my carrot cake at the airporte that
• 52:32
  Speaker 7: it was behind a, pillar AND i saw that she
• 52:34
  Speaker 7: was laughing at, me AND i just went like behind
• 52:42
  Speaker 7: out of her.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: View, yeah it's.
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: Tough the founding fathers just had no idea what they
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: were signing everybody up. For when they were like The First,
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: amendment you could take pictures of. Anything, Oh Second amendment
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: you can carry like your musket with.
• 52:55
  Speaker 7: You, yeah we need we need the terrorists to come.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: Back i'll tell you what we need is we need
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: no free.
• 53:00
  Speaker 7: Speech we need the restricted. Speech we need the terrorists
• 53:03
  Speaker 7: to come back and somehow have it be that like
• 53:06
  Speaker 7: recording everything all the time violates tenets of their, faith
• 53:11
  Speaker 7: and that's what they are waging their war.
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: AGAINST i think That Saudi arabia has it figured the fuck.
• 53:18
  Speaker 7: Out why what do they?
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: DO i think they have no, alcohol no free, speech
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: no freedom of, religion no freedom of the.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: Press i'll tell you, what there's probably not a lot
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: of people over there that are like have like anxiety
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: disorders and. Shit they just stick to a schedule like.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: IT i wake, UP i wake, UP i do. THIS
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: i say the same thing every day BECAUSE im not
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: allowed to say anything. Else SO i.
• 53:40
  Speaker 7: WAS i was in an uber to the airport In,
• 53:43
  Speaker 7: dallas and it was early AND i was. EXHAUSTED i
• 53:47
  Speaker 7: KNEW i had to race. Back i'm coming off the
• 53:48
  Speaker 7: fucking nightmare flight THAT i get down, there AND i
• 53:52
  Speaker 7: KNOW i have to race back in order to get
• 53:55
  Speaker 7: here to record AND i have a tough day ahead
• 53:57
  Speaker 7: of me and all. This and we went under an
• 53:59
  Speaker 7: overpath and there was a homeless man sitting beneath the,
• 54:03
  Speaker 7: overpass just sitting watching the cars go. By and there
• 54:07
  Speaker 7: was a serious moment WHERE i, THOUGHT i WISH i
• 54:12
  Speaker 7: could have that guy's. Life that dude has not looked
• 54:16
  Speaker 7: at His google calendar in who knows how Long google
• 54:21
  Speaker 7: calendars and, who and, thought how the fuck AM i
• 54:24
  Speaker 7: going to get through all of. THIS i My google
• 54:26
  Speaker 7: calendar is my number one most. Anxiety stopped putting Certain
• 54:31
  Speaker 7: YEAH i.
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: DIDN'T i didn't even download A google calendar till like last,
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: week AND i was, like all this stuff has been.
• 54:35
  Speaker 7: On there's people so much On, google, dude there's so
• 54:38
  Speaker 7: much color on My google, calendar AND i don't AND
• 54:42
  Speaker 7: i don't know IF i look at, it AND i just.
• 54:44
  Speaker 7: Think every every Week i'm, like, okay got a bear,
• 54:48
  Speaker 7: Down we're almost. There we're almost to this. Thing and
• 54:51
  Speaker 7: then another week goes by and that week THAT i
• 54:55
  Speaker 7: thought was gonna be nice and, calm filled filled filled with. Bullshit.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: YEAH i try to leave off certain. Shit Like i've
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: seen your. Calendar you put on, everything well OTHERWISE i forget. It,
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: yeah but like Like i'll put on, Weekends i'll put
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: on like you put spots on your. Calendar of, Course
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: oh you shouldn't do.
• 55:14
  Speaker 7: That what the? Fuck how are? You how are you
• 55:16
  Speaker 7: remembering when you have?
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: SPOTS i just look every, day and also you get,
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: texts you get.
• 55:21
  Speaker 7: REMINDERS i can't risk and, SAY i can't risk the
• 55:26
  Speaker 7: anxiety of missing.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: WELL i usually.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: WORK i usually will just look And i'll know but
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: you forget. Stuff, yeah but not like like. It like
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: if it's something like spots or the, PODCAST i don't
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: put it on my schedule because it's saying THAT i
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: things THAT i expect that I'M i.
• 55:43
  Speaker 7: Don't put the podcast on my.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: Calendar, yeah but then it's, LIKE i don't know if
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: you don't put, spots and you're just, LIKE i probably
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: am gonna have spots a lot of these.
• 55:49
  Speaker 7: Days here's What i've got on my calendar for this, week, Right,
• 55:51
  Speaker 7: yeah give me the.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: Read read it to. Me i'll narrow it down for.
• 55:54
  Speaker 7: You tomorrow's my dad's seventieth, birthday SO i want to
• 55:56
  Speaker 7: make sure THAT i offend them a nice we Got.
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: If you can't be like a you can't be a.
• 56:02
  Speaker 7: Hoarder HERE i got. Spots then On, THURSDAY i have
• 56:08
  Speaker 7: a ton of SPOTS i.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: Have so you, write you're running every spot.
• 56:11
  Speaker 7: Individually, WELL i put the spots THAT i have at the,
• 56:15
  Speaker 7: stand and THEN i have spots at the, cellar and
• 56:18
  Speaker 7: THEN i have dinner with my, buddy the one who
• 56:21
  Speaker 7: just had sex sex good for, him and THEN i
• 56:24
  Speaker 7: HAVE i remind myself THAT i have to schedule my
• 56:27
  Speaker 7: spots the next.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: Day for the seller, reminder keep that one.
• 56:32
  Speaker 7: IN i Have julia's birthdays On. FRIDAY i want to
• 56:35
  Speaker 7: wish him happy. Birthday do you put people's birthdays? In,
• 56:38
  Speaker 7: yeah and then for the whole, Weekend i'm going to
• 56:42
  Speaker 7: D c to see my family to celebrate my dad's
• 56:44
  Speaker 7: birthday with. Him and also my place upstate is, rented
• 56:49
  Speaker 7: SO i have that. Down that's not. Terrible, no it's
• 56:54
  Speaker 7: not so a lot of those are.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: Reminders well, yeah but which it's just stacked blue stuff
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: that WHEN i look at the whole month and take
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: a sort of a bird's eye, VIEW i, think, WELL
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: i don't have any time to. Myself maybe you should
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: get like a like a paper calendar or A it's
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: not a bad, idea so you don't have to bring
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: it around with you.
• 57:14
  Speaker 7: CONSTANTLY i don't hate. That the other what's you know?
• 57:17
  Speaker 7: What my second most the app that gives me the
• 57:20
  Speaker 7: second most anxiety is the weather, app my credit card.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: APP i never open.
• 57:24
  Speaker 7: IT i open it all every, Day, yeah every single.
• 57:28
  Speaker 7: DAY i see how my balance is, bad. Habits, WELL
• 57:33
  Speaker 7: i just want to make sure That i'm not getting
• 57:35
  Speaker 7: out of. Control i'm trying to keep it AND i
• 57:37
  Speaker 7: know THAT i have whatever six days left now until
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: the end of my billing, cycle So i'm just holding
• 57:42
  Speaker 7: on for dear.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: Life, YEAH i think you got to just like not
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: check that shit as. Often. CALENDAR i need.
• 57:48
  Speaker 7: To make SURE i have enough money in my checking
• 57:49
  Speaker 7: account to cover my credit card.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Balance, yeah so like in the, morning maybe On, monday
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: check the, calendar or, no check the calendar every. Morning
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: you know you can check. It wake. Up it's already written.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: Down read, it maybe take a photo if you need,
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: it but probably. Not you probably won't need that pretty
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: sharp good.
• 58:05
  Speaker 7: Memory you're you're giving me a lot of credit for my.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: Memory you read the calendar in the, morning you're gonna remember.
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: It you're not gonna be, like, WELL i guess today
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: was the DAY i had no. Spots oh, no it
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: was THAT i had, Six like that's never gonna.
• 58:20
  Speaker 7: Happen, yeah but do you REMEMBER i told you THAT
• 58:22
  Speaker 7: i stood up my, Grandmother, yeah for. Dinner yeah that
• 58:26
  Speaker 7: was a. Nightmare, yeah you're a visual, guy BECAUSE i
• 58:29
  Speaker 7: had planned a dinner with my ninety one year old. Grandmother,
• 58:32
  Speaker 7: yeah AND i didn't put it in my. Calendar here's the,
• 58:35
  Speaker 7: thought and WE i forgot about.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: It you send me the. Calendar i'll start leaving visual
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: cues for you to pick up on throughout the, day
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: so you, know, say, uh it's that today you have
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: dinner with your. Grandmother Maybe i'll put out a nice
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: like a nice warm chocolate chip cookie on your desk
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: in the, morning a nice thing of pancakes that would be.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: Nice and then you'll, think what does this remind me
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: Of grandma's, houses grandma's? Recipe, shit DID I i THINK
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: i have dinner With grandma? Tonight that's it's not a terrible.
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: Way you get in. Here you get in here, six
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: you whip up a fresh batch of pancakes that are.
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: Steaming you're gonna.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: Fuck my schedule.
• 59:17
  Speaker 7: Up you got shut off after.
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: The, fact but you un Fucked.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: Francis i'm willing to make sacrifices.
• 59:23
  Speaker 7: Here i'll leave sticky notes on the door of your.
• 59:26
  Speaker 7: Apartment sticky Notes francis's. ORGANIZE i gotta get that cookie
• 59:33
  Speaker 7: on his.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: Desk that's actually a thing that people. Do i've done that.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: Before there's A. Yeah there's a scene in A diary
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: of A Wimpy kid book where his dad comes in
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: and he, says why is your pillow on the. Floor
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: this is in the, book not the. Movie he, says
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: why is your pillow on the, Floor and he's, LIKE
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: i threw it on the floor to so THAT i
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: would remember THAT i have to do my homework. Tomorrow
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: he has to remember. Something and it's like he is
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: honestly a good way to remember. Things so you wake
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: up and you, go why the fuck is the pillow
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: on the, Floor and BECAUSE i have to do my, homework.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: People would put their watch on the inside of.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: There, yeah, exactly just cues like, that why is my
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: pillow on the floor BECAUSE i have six spots? Tonight
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: and then you you, go fuck that, sucks and my
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: pillows on the floor a double. Sucks. Damn something to
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: think about.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: YOU i don't hate that you basically you've created a
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: prison for.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 7: YOURSELF i feel Like i'm a prisoner of my own.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: Life you also don't something is you don't stay up
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: late at. Night WHEN i stay up late at, night
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: AND i, know like when WHEN i open my eyes
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: in the, MORNING i know it's go, like this is
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: the SHIT i have to do? Today Like i'm ready
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: to go. Already why does staying up help you do?
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: That Because i'll just you, Know i'll mosey on over
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: to the calendar app see WHAT i got for the next,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: day Because.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 7: I'll be, LIKE i do, that BUT i just do it.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 7: EARLIER i guess that makes.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: Sense it sounds like you're not doing a good enough
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: job at, it Though i'm trying to give you tips
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: so visual.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 7: CUES i wanted to ask you both. THIS i actually
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 7: have a question for both of, you which, is what
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 7: are your goals in? Life what is your Big do
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 7: you have one big overarching? Goal you can answer that
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 7: however you. Want, Now i'm very curious about, you Ron.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: UH i think just like creep making, stuff creating, STUFF
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: i think being finding work THAT i can get lost
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: in while living like a fulfilling family. LIFE i think
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: that's those are the main.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 7: Goals great, answer it's a good.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: Answer what about you, Here, BAUL i don't. KNOW i,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: mean career, WISE i would like to put out a
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: special at some point that's, good that's really, good you,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: know that's really. It whenever that is, though but that
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: probably won't be for a. While five ten.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 7: Years, yeah? Wow what about you know? Life is there
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 7: a certain amount of money you hope to make someday
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 7: or having? Kids or like any of that. Stuff, YEAH
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 7: i don't.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: KNOW i don't know If i'll have kids because it's, like,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: UH i travel so. MUCH i don't want to have
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: kids and then just not have, To like then Then
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: i'm just never.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 7: There you, know, SURE i, PERSONALLY i totally get what you're,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 7: saying and that's why one of my goals is to
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 7: find a way to control my life and my career
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 7: such THAT i can scale back my travel to be
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 7: around more for my.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: Kids, yeah it makes. Sense it's tough getting to that point,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: though not, really you're probably already.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 7: There, OH i don't know If i'm. THERE i travel
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 7: all the, time true travel.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: Constantly, WELL i guess you have for barstool travel and the. Road,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: yeah but you have both of. THOSE i was only
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: thinking about the. Road.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah do you think you guys think a lot of
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: comedians have bad relationships with their?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: Kids, yeah, definitely totally.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: Most do you think any have good relationships with their?
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 7: Kids?
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah probably really successful, ones the ones that are multi.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: Millionaires it's probably a lot easier to have kids when
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: You're when you're, one you're one show for the weekend
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: is bringing home ten.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: Dollars, WELL i think the thing that's kind OF i
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: think the thing that's kind of inherent to comedians is Like.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 7: Dad's away, again but what he's doing for me a?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 7: Pony oh my, god it's okay that he's. GONE i
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 7: did want the.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: Pony dad's Doing house Of Comedy plano.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 7: Again he left me a, pen one of those refillable.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: Pens good, news, guys they consolidated Dad saturday. Shows i'm
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: coming Home saturday night, clubs has no reason to go
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: on with The saturday late.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 7: Show.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah taking The Red.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 7: Eye just so you, know, though that Means i'm sleeping
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 7: all Day, sunday do not come into the. Bedroom.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah so that's.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: Definitely as my goals have, shifted they've become my.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 7: GOAL i have almost have like a goal for what
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 7: my goals would. Be, yeah which is that my goal
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 7: for WHAT i want my goal to be is THAT
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 7: i want to learn to be at peace and happy
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 7: with my life BECAUSE i have a great. LIFE i
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 7: have great. Things i've achieved a lot of my, goals
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 7: and YET i look at my calendar, and As i've,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 7: said find myself wildly, discontented.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 10: Yeah or.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 7: Anxious so just finding a way to be at peace
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 7: and happy with What i've got would be a goal for,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: me And i'm actually getting better at.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: It it's.
• 1:04:42
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• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: Goals BUT i think that's how The natives would get
• 1:04:45
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• 1:04:50
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• 1:04:52
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• 1:04:55
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• 1:04:57
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• 1:04:59
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• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: Wanting BUT i think YOU'RE i think my point is
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: you're hardwired to.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: Want, yeah that's the problem with, me is Like I'VE
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: i have career, goals but financially it's Like i'm. DONE
• 1:05:15
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• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: FI i could get. Already so it's like you have,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: everything you want. EVERYTHING i the only THING i really
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: ever wanted was super Fast Wi. Fi i've said. It
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: i've said this many, times.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: And you're not gonna have like the.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: Biggest THING i, wanted the biggest. Thing i'm. WAH i, mean,
• 1:05:33
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• 1:05:36
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• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: want you want A pc, Though, Yeah i'll get A pc,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: eventually but you, know like.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 7: And that is financial that you've said that the reason
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 7: you can't get A pc right now is because it's too.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 7: Expensive you can get three. PCs, yeah you want A, pc.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: The, WELL i could get A. Pc it's JUST i.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: Don't there's no reasoning for me to spend all that
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: money right now WHEN i have a, perfect bleep, modern
• 1:06:01
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• 1:06:02
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• 1:06:03
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• 1:06:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah what IF i told you that someone reached out
• 1:06:08
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• 1:06:10
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• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: Pc we are they going to build it in my?
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: Apartment are they going to send it? Built those are
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: two big.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 7: DIFFERENCES i don't see them coming into your apartment to
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 7: build THE.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: Pc if they're gonna send me A, PC i Mean
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: i'd get gladly take A.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 7: Pc what IF i told you that it was going
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 7: to cost a thousand dollars and That roan AND i
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 7: were talking about buying it for.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: You oh, No i'd, say don't do, that it's waste the.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: MONEY i know that you have a birthday coming.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: Up, no almost exactly a year from.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: Now, well THEN i know that you Have Father's day coming,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: up and as your two, dads we would like to
• 1:06:41
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• 1:06:42
  Speaker 7: You, no that would be.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: POINTLESS i appreciate.
• 1:06:44
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• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: Me, happy but it's, like, genuinely there's no reason for
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: me to Have.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 7: Is there a gift That roan AND i could buy
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 7: you that would make you? Happy?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: No what if we found there's like faster.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: Internet there Is Verizon, Fiber verizon's fiber.
• 1:07:03
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• 1:07:04
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• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: You change? EVERYTHING i didn't. REALIZE i didn't know That
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: verizon offered fiber until BUT i don't know if it's actual. Fiber,
• 1:07:17
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• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: You'd be putting the optic in.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: Fiber, yeah, exactly there's so many Fucking LIKE i just
• 1:07:24
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• 1:07:28
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• 1:07:31
  Speaker 7: Faster i'll get you That, internet BUT i want we
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 7: have to make a. Deal, okay the deal, Is i'll
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 7: get you That, internet but every once in a WHILE
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 7: i need to be come over to your house so
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 7: THAT i can execute high volume.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: Trades, YEAH i mean you'd be able to use. It
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: you could honestly just stand outside and it'd be fast.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 7: ENOUGH i don't know if you've read flash you just
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 7: have to get in the.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: Area have you Read Flash?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 7: Boys, NO i need to plug. IN i need to be.
• 1:07:55
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• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: Understood so in the, mornings maybe while you're sleeping in
• 1:08:02
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• 1:08:03
  Speaker 7: That, yeah every millisecond counts on those trades That i'm
• 1:08:07
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• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: Execute, Yeah, francis what? Time what time would you say
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: you were a bed on the weekend on a on
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: a weekend where you have, shows like so Say friday
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: you had you had the SHOW.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 7: SAT i try to try to as fast AS i possibly,
• 1:08:21
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• 1:08:24
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• 1:08:26
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• 1:08:30
  Speaker 7: club at twelve? Twenty what? Time twenty? Minute uber?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: Home what time do you wake up the next?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 15: Day?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 7: Eight? REALLY i can't sleep past, eight.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: Even on the.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 7: Road, yeah that's. CRAZY i can't sleep later than.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: That, yeah on the ROAD i can sleep.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 6: Long.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 7: Well that was why someone pointed, out which was very.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: Funny someone made that's WHY i was. Asking it was so.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 7: Funny, yeah like four thirty. SHOW i, mean if you
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 7: wake up and you're, LIKE i only have a couple.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 7: HOURS i played golf that.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: Day that's WHY i was.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 7: ASKING i played golf that whole. Day, yeah the.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: Well BECAUSE i think the thing THAT i also say
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: is WHEN i SEE i wake up AND i only
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: have a couple of hours talking about WHEN i get
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: out of. Bed i'll wake up at like, ten and
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: Then i'll lay in bed to like, like.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: One what are you?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 7: Doing what are you on my.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: Phone watching YouTube?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 7: Videos?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: Gooing, NO.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: I haven't gooned in. Months that's a. LIE i don't
• 1:09:24
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• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: Fucking why are you.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: Lying i've been jelking quite. Often JELKING i honestly just
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: look at more of a maintenance.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 7: Thing you.
• 1:09:35
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• 1:09:37
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• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: the you're saying you lie in bed for three hours every,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: morning and you're not not every.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: Morning only When i'm on the, road because you're in
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: a hotel in the middle of. Nowhere there's nothing else
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: to do.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: Exactly except for the.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 7: Good there is stuff to do that depends on where you.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 7: Are AND i got to a point WHERE i was,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 7: like IF i don't do things When i'm on the
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 7: road during the, day THEN i feel that my weekend
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 7: has been taken From, yeah you gotta do it during the,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 7: day and so that's WHY i go TO i like
• 1:10:06
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• 1:10:11
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• 1:10:13
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• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: One you do that, often that's a good.
• 1:10:16
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• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: going to beer halls and giving lectures on Like World
• 1:10:23
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• 1:10:26
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• 1:10:30
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• 1:10:32
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• 1:10:34
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• 1:10:37
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• 1:10:40
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• 1:10:42
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• 1:10:46
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• 1:10:48
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• 1:10:50
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• 1:10:52
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• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: To storm the beer, hall but it was like one
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: thousand Armed german soldiers and it Was hitler with like Two,
• 1:11:05
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• 1:11:08
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• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: LAND i got to get back on that. Book that
• 1:11:13
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• 1:11:16
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• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: Years, yeah you're supposed to do it chronologically as it
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: happens In hitler's.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: LIFE i think you're supposed to do it like you're
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: supposed to just kind of get one fact and then
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: go that's my.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: Fact, yeah then you go on your podcast. Book it
• 1:11:28
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• 1:11:32
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• 1:11:32
  Speaker 7: Fact all?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: Right should we wrap it?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 7: Up CAN i show you the EXERCISE i did? Today
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 7: i'd love to see. IT i think you'd like it. Ready, okay,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 7: oh when you did the when you said you did
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 7: the weighted pull?
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: Ups do you use the? Belts?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 7: YEAH i don't know.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: WHY i never thought about the. CAT i don't do
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: WEIGHT i can't do regular pull, ups SO i don't
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: do weighted. Ones but WHEN i see people do the weighted.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: One they always have the big forty five pound dumb plate. Plate,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: yeah And i'm always, like, what there's got to be
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: an easier.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 7: WAY i find the kettlebell to be easier BECAUSE i
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 7: can actually hold it with my, legs which prevents it from,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 7: swinging which makes it easier for.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: Me i've been doing a lot of reverse lap pull. Downs, really,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: yeah why what are you?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: Working just what do you find tune in right?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: Now? Well reverse lap pull, downs just a shoulder. Press
• 1:12:18
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• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: It, OH i thought you meant you were going over
• 1:12:22
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• 1:12:23
  Speaker 7: Head so DID i or that his hands were turning
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 7: around like and he was like doing those are fun
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 7: bicep flat pulled. Down so here's WHAT i did.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: Today, ready thirty five thirty five's you get that mic
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: on the.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: FLOOR i don't, know we'll narrate. It you say something
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: thirty five, curl, curl strict press down.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 7: Down on the, ground.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: Down on the, ground like a deadlift, down feed, out push,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: up and THEN i did.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 7: A row and a row and then back up.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: CURL i mean you're red from.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: That sets ten sets.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 7: Of ten or four sets of ten and that's that
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 7: was the full.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: Workout so you, Know, NO.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 7: I did the pull, ups and THEN i did, that
• 1:13:08
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• 1:13:10
  Speaker 7: did five minutes on the cow, bike the bike that
• 1:13:14
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• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: Bike what a how long does that?
• 1:13:18
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• 1:13:21
  Speaker 7: thirty five minutes AND i.
• 1:13:22
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• 1:13:25
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• 1:13:26
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• 1:13:29
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• 1:13:29
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• 1:13:29
  Speaker 7: IT i put it on the, floor face. DOWN i
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 7: have my playlist and THEN i. Go but but then
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 7: for the pull, UPS i was giving myself a minute
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 7: and a half, rest SO i turn on the timer for
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 7: that and would watch.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: That and you still feel like you're a prisoner of
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: your own. Mind M.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 7: M i feel better WHEN i do work. Out not
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 7: a prisoner of my, mind a prisoner of my. Life
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 7: but AS i, Said i'm getting better at that BECAUSE i,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 7: KNOW i KNOW i have a great, life AND i
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 7: feel good about where my life is at right.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: NOW i love.
• 1:13:57
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• 1:13:58
  Speaker 4: WORK i hope you guys both reach your. Goals. Genuinely
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: i've reached all my.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 7: Goals that's my problem AND i didn't reset.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: THEM i kind of had that issue, too where THEN
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: i had.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 4: To just you guys are just too, successful WHERE i.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: Just had to rewrite it because of my all my
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: goals were like do stand up comedy.
• 1:14:16
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• 1:14:19
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• 1:14:21
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• 1:14:22
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• 1:14:30
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• 1:14:32
  Speaker 7: consider myself. SUCCESSFUL i don't even know IF i want.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 7: That it's a lot because that just me Then i'm
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 7: an arena comic and Then i'm like away all the, time.
• 1:14:42
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• 1:14:46
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• 1:14:47
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• 1:14:49
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• 1:14:54
  Speaker 7: have to.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: Do you give everybody a piece of your, Time like
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: everybody who reaches out to, you you respond back to,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 4: them which is, UH i think that's that's exhausting for.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: You like you're you make yourself too accessible to. People
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: so if you're worried about the constant input of people
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: who are like trying to access. You that's something that
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: you could completely control. Change everybody doesn't deserve like your.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 4: Time you put everybody on an equal playing field and
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: then open yourself up to everybody's, problems everybody's anxieties and
• 1:15:24
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• 1:15:25
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• 1:15:27
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• 1:15:30
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• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: Phones imagine if you were an arena, comic just answering EVERY,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 4: dm like talking to every person after the.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 7: Show people reach out and they're not doing, well AND
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 7: i want TO i want to. Help IF i.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 4: Can't those people are doing, great.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 7: Some of them are.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: Not how do You how do you?
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 7: Know because they tell me AND i can't imagine living
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 7: with myself IF i didn't do the bare minimum, thing
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 7: which is just, right a couple of paragraphs the, people
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 7: which then hopefully helps, them you, know step back from the.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 7: Squeeze and UNFORTUNATELY i say, this and then then people do,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 7: yeah AND i don't get to all of, them and
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 7: then they're, like you're a fucking.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: Liar because the problem is, now if you look up
• 1:16:21
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• 1:16:24
  Speaker 7: Number it has my, number which is why they're about
• 1:16:27
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• 1:16:31
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• 1:16:38
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• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: Chair all, right.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: Well this was.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 7: Fun, yeah good to good.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: Episode we'll be back next. Week hope you guys all
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: have a Good Memorial day. Weekends uh, yeah we'll be
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: back On, monday or were back On. Tuesday no.
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