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HHBSO 32: Fiscally Responsible Adults (Not Us) · He's Hot but Something's Off...

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Hey listeners, last week in episode 31, David and I did a
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special podcast on the 2024 Atlantis Gay Cruise schedule and
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we also chat about what the Gay cruise experience is like.
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If you haven't already, please go check that out this week.
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And next week David is back again on the pod for a two-part
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podcast of mindless random chatter.
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The very best kind. Here's the first part and next
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week will be the second part. Enjoy.
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Hello. Welcome to Heat Hopper.
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Something off with me, Jess. Joey.
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Tea back with me this week. It is David.
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Hi, David. Hello wait, how does it?
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Because it's reversed. You're looking at the camera
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like why am? I facing yeah I'm pointing to
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the right, but it's. Yeah, it's it's reversed by.
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By the way, there is a video version of this podcast that's
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available on my YouTube channel, Just Joey T as well as on
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Spotify. So David is looking at the
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monitor for the camera and wondering why we appear in it.
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Edit it out, edit that out. You know, every time we record
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it, that camera has been there. Yeah, but I haven't, I haven't
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pointed before, 'cause that's why I'm like, why am I bringing
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left? OK, that's trippy.
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That's trippy. Physics or whatever.
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It's biology, whatever, gravity, whatever.
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It's not. Gravity.
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It's just you point. Physics.
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No, but it's the opposite point. It's like the other oh, it is
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weird. OK, it's a flip.
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It's a you're not. It's like a selfie, I think.
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Is selfie backwards? One of the things about you we
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talked about this is you very rarely take photos.
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On your phone is selfie backwards.
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What do you mean, a selfie? If you take a selfie on your
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camera, is it the right way or the left?
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Way actually. On a lot of phones, there's an
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option to mirror the image when you take.
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A photo. I flipped them before.
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Yeah. Because I don't like the way one
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side looks for some reason, right?
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They always notice if someone takes a photo of themselves or
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like a video of themselves in a car and then the front seat I'm
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like oh they're on the wrong side of like the driver's seat
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oh with some kind of Australia or like but but it's flipped the
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image sometimes but they use the selfie camera it's it's flips
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the image so it looks like oh you're like in a right hand
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drive car but like you should be on the left hand.
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Drive well linked to my not using photos too often and
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editing. I do know like if there's a
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photo and I'm pretty harsh about my own photos of myself, but if
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I take the photo sometimes I'm like that looks I don't like it,
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but if I flip it just like the flip, I prefer it, which is
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weird because it should be just the same but the.
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Other way, right? It is the same.
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Just yeah, it's not. If I'm turning left and right,
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I'm literally flipping the image.
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But somehow I prefer one way. That's weird.
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It's clearly not normal. I mean you.
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And I think. I think.
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I can't remember what it is. I think I prefer mirror selfie
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than a mirror, I think. I think a lot of phones mirror
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by default on the selfie camera, but not on the.
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Regular, so I don't know which way I like, but there's one way
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I prefer it I don't. Know which way you barely take
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selfies? Yes.
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Yeah, I mean or or. You don't post a lot of selfies
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anyways. I actually should post one this
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year. I haven't posted one this year.
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Like a thirst trap. You have a oh you you do, you do
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thirst traps on Instagram Stories.
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Once in a while, Once in a while, I'll see you like in a
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towel on your yeah. Yeah, like, what the fuck is
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this? Would you like to plug your
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Instagram I? Definitely don't.
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I am the Off section of the He's Hot But Off podcast.
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Here's the thing, All the five people that are listening to
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this now that they heard that you post thirst traps on your IG
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once in a while, they're all gonna comment below.
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Be like, what's Steve? It's IG.
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No. Maybe I don't have one, no.
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But legitimately, I think people follow me thinking that I have
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thirst traps and then realize the content I post and then
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quickly unfollow you. Unblock.
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You don't post very much. I mean, I.
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Don't post memes. It's just you do post a lot of.
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Memes I just post. Memes which I like.
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They're very have a very awkward, have a very different
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sense of humour and it does throw a lot of people off.
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I do have some people I've followed on Instagram where they
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use it mostly to repost memes like you.
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Yeah, I collect. Dude, if you know the normal
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stereotype of a gay man's phone, like, don't swipe through it.
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Why not just all memes? Oh.
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From you people can't swipe through my phone, definitely
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like. Just OK, FYI, don't do not swipe
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a gay man's phone. If someone gives you a phone to
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look at the photo, just look at. It no.
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The thing is, like a gay man would never hand their phone
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over to someone else who's not like a close friend that's also
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a gay man. True, true.
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You'll give me your straight. I'm never gonna hand my phone
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over to like My. Sister or Karen from finance, I
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mean. Karen from Finance is everywhere
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near me. A work person like you're gonna
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give me some of that straight girl work person?
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You're right. Yeah, camera from work people
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are not. Although weirdly, I was being I
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was being like you, a tech person, and on my phone there is
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a pin option where you literally pin.
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They can only use that app. It pins you can do it and I
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forgot how to do it already because I don't really use it
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often. But you can.
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Hey, if you want to use this, look at this photo that I've
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got. They cannot do anything else,
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correct? Correct.
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It's good, but I don't use it too often.
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I just have a secure folder. Yeah, on your phone you have a
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secure folder and you can't put stuff in it and it's like you
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have to have like you have the extra lock on that.
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So I do some of the videos I have on my phone.
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It goes into a extra like hidden.
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I've got a hidden Yep dude all. All gay men do.
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Honestly, we're not. We're not talking about anything
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that most gay men don't know about.
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Yeah, and the rest of them are just like, oh, here, look at it,
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look at me. It's it.
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It's the It's like girls don't have a problem with just showing
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their photo album to just anyone.
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Or like parents who are like, hey, look at my kids.
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I'm like, I don't care. I don't care.
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I don't care. I I don't care.
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I I don't wanna. Unless they've fallen over, show
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me a video of them falling over or getting hurt.
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Oh my God, there are Instagrams. There are Instagram channels
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about kids getting. Dude, it's called kids getting
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hurt. I follow it and it's amazing.
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That was ASMR. Yeah, so follow.
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Kids getting hurt. It's amazing.
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It's really and it's really funny because sometimes I think
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the the people, they get enough people saying that's not funny,
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that's not funny. And you get a stupid disclaimer
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like, oh, he was fine and I'm like, who the fuck cares?
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Just hit him more. Yeah.
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I don't. The thing of the the thing in
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the comments section is like if you don't like content on
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someone's Instagram or Facebook or Ted Talk or whatever, like,
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just don't follow. Dude, for example the IG is
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called kids getting hurt you self.
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Explanatory. Yeah, dude, Like, whatever.
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Don't. If you don't like watching kids
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get hurt, Don't watch. Don't follow.
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Don't comment, dude. Commenting is so much energy.
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Just give up like for. Some of the algorithms are
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pretty good too, like the algorithms.
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Are pretty good. Yeah, yeah, like so if you
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that's come up, you've looked at something very similar.
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Yeah, especially on. I get a lot of those comments on
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some of my YouTube videos, especially the ones that are
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like after movies of the cruises.
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And every once, like every week there'll be like a few comments
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on whatever ones. And it's it's a mixture of two
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types of people. Mainly, they're the gays that
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think it's like, oh, that looks like such a fabulous fun time,
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blah blah blah. So ones that haven't really been
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on a cruise. Yep, well, most of the
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commenters haven't been on one of these cruises, so there's
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there's this people that, oh like this looks like so much
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fun. The other set of people is like,
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this looks like hell. Yep, this looks like hell on
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Earth, but. But both those types of people,
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in a very generalized sense, have not been on a cruise.
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Yeah, Yep. Neither, neither.
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But the people have been on a cruise like they're they're not
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leaked in the comments. Yep, agree.
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Mostly most. Of them people know I haven't
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met a person who's only done one, and that's it for me, all
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the people I've known, myself included.
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I'm like, dude, I have to come back and do it more.
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Yeah, it's relatively rare because when we go on cruises
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and we've been on a lot of cruises, a lot of the people
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either it's their first time and they are having a lot of fun,
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but there are a lot of newbie new cruisers on the cruises
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these days. Like sometimes half the ship
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like a sizable ship, sometimes half of them are first time
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cruisers and from what we can gather a lot of them like it or
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they're all repeats. So like, I'm not saying
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everyone, 100% of the passengers will always love every cruise
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like apparent, let's get into little T apparently there was an
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Asia cruise recently where and there's always the the people
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that don't have a great time, that have a lot of feedback that
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are the most vocal as well. But you know, like maybe what
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I'm trying to say is like not every cruise is for everyone,
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but by and large, our experiences, people that have
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been on a cruise, they tend to want to go on another one.
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All that one that you're speaking about that was a lot of
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comment about the cruise line itself as opposed to the cruise.
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I mean you know it was just sort of critical of the the certain
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the food, the ship etcetera, which is something you sort of
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can't change. And I've also I've had in my
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experiences I would definitely rank certain cruise lines and
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even amongst the cruise lines certain ships above others.
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So that's, I think part of possible.
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Yeah, so you wanted some sculling Hot tea, potential tea?
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What? Potential tea.
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Potential tea what happened they So I am booked on the January
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cruise that's coming up what I'm thinking this.
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Is old tea, but go on, No. But I'm.
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Not sure I'm gonna go. That was a tumbleweed.
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I don't know what a tumbleweed sounds like, but imagine a
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tumbleweed the. Tumbleweed.
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Sorry. I thought you were considering
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getting a roommate. I know, but like, I think it's
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like I I do love the cruises it's so this is like changing
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topics a little bit. But I'm thinking about cutting
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back on not so necessary travels next year until my income kind
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of really picks up. The thing is the way the way my
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income right now is it it fluctuates from like week to
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week. So it's really hard to.
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It's not like when I get a paycheck and I know what my
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annual salary is, so, but The thing is like, if you know, if I
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don't have that much money to throw around, you know, I can't
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really go on that many vacations.
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I-100 and support that. I think it's fine.
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Well, you know you're missing something because you've done
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them before. It's with all due respect, we do
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love. Them we do, we do love them.
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But The thing is, like me personally, like I also have to
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be a financially responsible adult that needs to make sure he
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can pay his bills. This is adulting.
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I'm going to try to pay for my debt next year.
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Yeah, look, we're both adulting, which actually, the debt is
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really enough. The debt amount is probably the
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amount of a cruise. I mean that.
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I mean it's. Up in Australian dollars, so.
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The other thing is like I also have EDC Vegas tickets and maybe
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like you know, like that will be on the chopping block too if my
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income doesn't pick up. And that's nice you go to like.
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Yeah, but the but the this is the first thing.
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The first thing on the chopping block would be the January.
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First, this is definitely tea, though I didn't know this.
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So is this good? You You guys found out first?
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You guys found out first? I mean, I don't think these
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people care, but I mean you're you're fighting for the first
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time. I just had that thought like a
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couple of weeks ago. It's like if I'm not, if I, if
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I'm not, if I can't have my cash flow, pay my bills, should I be
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going on expensive vacations? Probably not.
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I cut off. I cut off.
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Actually, the last big part I did this year was May EDC.
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Yeah, I didn't. For a northern summer where I'm
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normally doing Pride for Europe, I skipped everything.
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Yeah, you haven't been on like a party trip since.
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No, not since, mate. Yep, Yeah.
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And actually thinking about it, besides Mardo, which is a local
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party, which is way less, is way cheaper for me.
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Yeah, it was my party. The kind of.
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Local pride for you. Yeah.
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So I don't count. So besides the the cruise in
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January and the EDC, I've been into two events this year.
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I skipped Europe on purpose, I didn't do a Northern, I didn't
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do like a market days or a Barcelona or something.
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This that was my what you're considering.
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Correct. Correct.
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Because and I and I went on, I went to a decent number.
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I did a decent number of party trips like in 2023.
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So I did both. I did both the Caribbean cruises
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at the very beginning of the year.
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Yep. And then I did the Med Cruise.
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Yep. In Europe.
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Yep. And I didn't do EDC, but I did
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market days. Yep, and.
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You just recently did Taipei. I just did type.
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Stuff that's like that can be like Q4, that's like your Q.
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Four part like I've gone on. And the next one is going to be
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the biggest of the year pretty much.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So Bangkok, I'm going for sure. Yeah, which is only three weeks
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before the cruise. So I don't think you're missing
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much, which actually, I think honestly for those who do go to
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Wapati Bangkok, they do. That's where you're like, OK, I
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can't skip the January cruise because it's so close.
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Well, we know some, We know, we know some friends that they're
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not doing anything or they're gonna have a very quiet New
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Year's because they're going on the cruise.
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Yep. Yeah, it's one.
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Well, people like can can be one.
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Forget that most people don't party as much as we do.
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Yep. And most people have real, real,
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successful paying jobs. Unlike me, I used to be.
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One of those I I used to be bringing in, like to to think
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now that the amount of money I was being paid as like that.
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That's interesting. I quit that job every, every
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time the credit card bill comes. It's like I can't really use.
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That money, meanwhile, I've skipped a I've skipped a meal to
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save money. So I've got to sleep early.
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I've got to sleep early because I'm like that I'd have to pay
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for, you know, so. I've been, I've been not using
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the heat in my house to save money like.
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I think that's that's. Pinching.
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Saving. He's also saving the world
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selfishly, but he's saving the world.
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So yeah, saving energy. Save me energy and you can
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electric car now. So super efficient.
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So look at him. Yeah, I don't.
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I don't have to pay for gas at. Least not pay for gas.
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So hanging out, Saving the planet?
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Actually, it just happens to save your wallet as well.
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Yeah. So, yeah, it was more of a
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financial, Yeah. But yeah.
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So I mean, yeah, like my my income can change very quickly
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because I'm not on a salary. But also, I know actually with
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you if we had like a group of like six or seven friends, you
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would have gone for sure. So whereas no ones going to be
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more, not no one. But it's not like we have a
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group planned. So therefore it's like I can
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skip this. Yeah, we don't have like a crew
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that's going. Even I'm a maybe.
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So it's like, yeah, so we're talking about this like you're.
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Maybe for different? Reasons.
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Maybe for different reasons, yeah.
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So but yeah I think it's I think it's that's a wise it's fine
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especially with what's happening for your future so it's like the
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more you. I should probably work a little
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bit more. Not like, not like look for a
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job, but like I am. I'm working on things that my
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own business and stuff. That I and he was working and I
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walked in and stopped him, so I mean.
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Sorry, it wasn't. No, it wasn't like that.
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It wasn't like, yeah, but like, my income right now is such that
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like, I'm always doing things to like bring in more money with
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myself, employment or my business or whatever.
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But like, yeah, without getting to specifics, but like, it
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really varies. Like, I'm trying.
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I'm doing some stuff this month into January that should
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theoretically be bringing me quite a bit more money.
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So exciting. But it's like, I don't know
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until, like, it happens, right. So you know when it depends on
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that line of work that you're in.
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It's not a salary where you know that every month's paycheck is
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the exact same amount. Yep.
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Yeah. No, that's good.
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I think it's wise as an adult as an adult thing.
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I'm like no adult think things is very.
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I want to applaud that because I don't do it and I don't I listen
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to. The child more than you.
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Think. I think I do, but I do but
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similar to you. You were just asking me for
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investment advice last. Week I do.
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And I invested and lost money. No, I didn't.
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I didn't. No, because I was moving money.
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Because I'm like, well this this is a dog.
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This sounds so stupid because I'm, I feel like a child, but
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I'm like, well, interest rates are high.
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Should I keep them into? Here's, here's the thing, Here's
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the thing. If it makes you feel any sort of
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better, like, I think, like a lot of Americans don't even have
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enough money to cover like, like like a small emergency, like if
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their car breaks down or like their house needs repairs or
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whatever. And like a lot of Americans
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don't even have, like, $10,000 in their investments or in their
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retirement. Now I'm.
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Like a substantial amount of Americans.
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I mean, I do party a lot, but I've always lived within my
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means. So actually I've always, I've
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never dipped into my savings ever, except the one time to
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give money to my sister. But that's, you know, because
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she doesn't look different. So even if it's a small amount,
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my little goal was, well, OK, it's just putting money for the
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month. And don't touch.
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Don't touch that savings just in case.
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Right. But that's.
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I guess I'm also enabled. We spoke about like, the healthy
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privilege to not be sick. Yeah.
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We just found out one of the land entertainers passed away
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recently. Yeah.
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So, yeah, so you know, to for anyone who's, you know, for
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cancer or chronic illness and stuff, I'm pretty like in that
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regard. Well, I mean.
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Generally, as people get older, they, they develop more
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conditions and their health care cost goes up.
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So we're relatively young. So that's, you know, the odds
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are with us for right now. But as we get older, the odds
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start, you know, kind of falling away from us, yeah.
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Exactly like Jay, who's like 85 and dying so.
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The only 85 thought he was 90. 696 kilos.
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Maybe he looks 96. I think 90 he may be heavier
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than 96 kilos. I don't.
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I don't of 96 kilos is. Fat, I thought.
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He does a I don't know what's that in pounds.
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That's quite heavy. 96 is like 200 lbs.
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I think it might be more. 200 and. 80, maybe a little, I don't
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know. It's over 200.
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Chat chi to TBT. What is it?
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I don't know. I don't know.
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But yeah, I actually don't know what 96 kilos is that healthy?
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That's what Google is for. Oh.
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Yeah, true. We don't.
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We don't need to do that in our heads anymore.
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Not true. Yeah.
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But yeah, you know, adulting, it's kind of sort of necessary,
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but like that. Yeah, we'll see.
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I mean, I assume it wouldn't be that hard to like sell.
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Well, actually sell that maybe, I don't know.
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I thought EDC was going to be hard to sell, but literally this
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year, like last year, people were literally selling, selling
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tickets because. You know what EDC plan gets a
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little easier than sell than like a cabin on a cruise.
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This is true. Yeah, this is true, but.
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But I still have my own room for right now on the Jan cruise.
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So what deck? I'm on deck.
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I'm gonna see it on camera. I took you out of there.
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I don't want people to know what where my room is.
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Well, at least on the big boat, if you would deck you were on,
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it'd still be pretty fucking hard to find.
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Yeah, that's true. Yep.
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I don't wanna say anything. Yep, Yeah.
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What deck are you on? You don't even.
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Know you don't. You're not.
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I have no room. You're on a special.
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System I'm roomless. You don't know until you're on
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the ship. And then you're like, this is
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your room. I'm in the Infirmary, so they're
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in the Infirmary. Thank you, care team.
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Thank you. Oh my God, yeah.
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So I don't know that maybe the Jan cruise might not happen and
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it would be on the Choplin buck. I don't know.
18:48
Hell yeah. We'll see how much money.
18:50
I'm I'm, it's so this stuff I'm trying to do in December and
18:53
January that should be bringing me more money.
18:55
Like we'll see what happens. Well, I support that.
18:56
I skipped. I didn't do the second Caribbean
18:59
cruise, even though we did either.
19:00
Chance to as well. Yeah, you're.
19:01
Not missing that much. Yeah, so like you.
19:03
So it's the reverse. I've skipped that cruise this
19:05
year. Yeah, you you you've kind of
19:07
moderated it a little bit this year.
19:10
So then, I mean, I got White Party playing coming up, so I'll
19:13
be budgeting for that. And then and then December this
19:16
year, was my moving finances around to be sort of smart
19:19
adulting of things, Yeah. I kind of wanted to come down
19:22
for Sydney Mardi Gras again, but again, that also depends on
19:25
money. But it might not happen.
19:27
Yep, I think. I don't think I'm gonna book it.
19:31
That's not likely to happen much.
19:32
You don't missing much. I mean, I was there last.
19:34
I was there this year. Exactly, you don't, missing
19:36
much. Yeah, well.
19:36
You don't missing much. Yeah, so, I mean, but honestly,
19:40
a lot of people don't get in the US, They don't get that much
19:43
vacation time. So it's not like one cruise will
19:46
eat up like a third of all your vacation for the entire year.
19:50
And you know, like for a lot of people, like, they only go on
19:53
like one cruise a year because it sucks up so much of a
19:55
vacation time and they have other things they need to do.
19:57
Yeah, that was crazy. We.
19:58
Can make money things that we are not doing I.
20:01
Felt I felt so ignorant the first time and I was just trying
20:03
to tell I'm from Australia, like it's so far.
20:05
I'm like, yeah, but I mean we get like this much annual leave,
20:07
a year like 4 weeks is minimum. And then I was like, what the
20:09
fuck And. Yeah, the American vacation
20:13
culture is quite different. And and those who are like, Oh
20:16
my God, it's so far away, but like to Australia, but us
20:19
Aussies, because we're so isolated, we're literally used
20:23
to flying for a day, two days, losing travel time because we're
20:27
so far away. So we're used to it.
20:28
But people visiting Australia, they're like, Oh my God, you
20:30
guys. So far away, yeah.
20:33
Quite far, so unfortunately I'm used to it so.
20:35
But you are also our flight attendant.
20:36
That's I barely fly all the time.
20:38
I barely fly, yes. Yeah, it's so weird.
20:40
It's the when I mix because flying is normally for most
20:43
people equating with pleasure, normally to travel for pleasure,
20:47
for vacation. It's a weird mindset to, for
20:50
example, when I'm here with you, I came in a work trip.
20:53
Yeah. So for example, tomorrow night,
20:54
which is a red eye flight. Normally if I've been here on a
20:57
cruise or party, I'm like, OK, we can do whatever and then I
20:59
can sleep on the flight home. Yeah, but this one I'm like, no,
21:02
I have to work the flight. Yeah, you have to like so it's.
21:04
Actually just a different mindset which.
21:05
To make sure you get enough rest, like between the the
21:09
flight that brought you in and a flight that will bring you out,
21:12
you're working both of those flights.
21:13
Cover doing Sunday funding. Getting like, drunk as a skunk.
21:16
Like, right before. Because, yeah, so.
21:18
Yeah. So whenever David visits me, I,
21:22
as you can tell, I drag him to do a podcast with me and I'm
21:25
starting to sell to him as a fun and free activity because we're
21:29
both being very both trying to be frugal right now.
21:32
Fiscally responsible? Yeah, So I feel like I've got a
21:36
fun and free activity line up for us and he's like where it's
21:38
like podcasting. So, and I tell him it's fun for
21:41
me and it's free for you actually.
21:44
That's the name of the podcast, right?
21:46
He's fun, but he's free. He's not fun, but he's free.
21:48
Can you please learn the? Name.
21:49
He's off, but he's not fun. He's funny, but he's not off.
21:53
He's hot, but something's funny. That came from Jeremy.
21:56
He's off. That's one of that was one of
21:58
Jeremy's lines in our group chat.
22:00
This has like a very Jeremy thing.
22:02
Yeah, yeah, I I I stole it or borrowed it from him.
22:05
Well, it's nice that he our. Friend Jeremy came up with the
22:07
name of the podcast. He also did the artwork for the
22:11
podcast as well the drawing. I commissioned him to to do a do
22:16
a. Drawing.
22:16
Wait, so did he draw a photo of someone who's hot but off?
22:21
He drew a photo with me. I sent him a photo to use, and
22:25
he did like a kind of caricature of it.
22:28
Oh. Wait, I know this.
22:28
It's the cute one, the red singlet and looking up right.
22:31
Yeah. Yes, I I think see, I didn't
22:33
read it, but I saw the. Photo oh OK yeah, that photo was
22:37
originally a selfie in a gym bathroom.
22:41
Originally from from a few years ago, but the name of the podcast
22:46
it came from Jeremy and for me it's referencing.
22:48
It was not. It's not referencing me, it's
22:50
just referencing like. A certain person.
22:52
It's like when you when you when we are talking about someone how
22:55
like you check out a guy or whatever.
22:58
Like you check out someone and you're with your friends and you
23:01
you guys are like, oh how who do you think that guy's fault like?
23:04
Oh, what about that guy over there like, but one of the that
23:07
was how that started in the group chat.
23:08
We were talking about someone, and then Jeremy's like, he's
23:11
hot, but something's off. It's like, Oh my God, like.
23:13
It's not a reference to me. Oh my God, his.
23:15
Paws are huge. Oh my God, no.
23:18
It's just weird his. Left arm's a bit longer than his
23:20
right arm. Oh my God.
23:22
Are you fucking? He's a Republican.
23:24
Oh my God, That's a lot off. That's a lot off.
23:26
That's that. That's a lot off.
23:28
Yeah, that's a lot off. And all your vote subscribers
23:30
have left. I don't know.
23:32
I don't think. I don't know how many people
23:33
listen to this. Republic can't.
23:35
Republic can't. Jesus, I'm actually, we're not
23:39
going to get super political, but like, I'm worried for next
23:41
year's presidential election in the.
23:43
US Is it the Trump guy back? He's running and he's he's
23:47
leading the. Polls.
23:48
Well, isn't Santa Claus he quit or something?
23:52
George Santos. Yeah, this the gay one.
23:54
He got expelled. Dude, I didn't even know about.
23:56
This, not not from the from the House.
23:58
He's not running for president. But is he gay?
24:01
Supposedly, but that's probably. A lie from the house, the HAU.
24:04
SI don't believe that he's gay. I think he now, but everything
24:07
he said is a lie, so I think. Oh, he pretended to be.
24:10
Gay. I think he pretended to be gay
24:12
just to get the gay votes. Jesus, I mean any Oh my God,
24:18
what is? What tribe is he?
24:20
I don't know. Bottom Expelled that stripe
24:24
Party pass around Party Bottom. I I don't.
24:26
I don't. I don't think he's I don't
24:28
that's I. Don't think that's yeah, all I
24:29
know. Because I don't think, I mean
24:31
for some reason because it's in the zeitgeist.
24:33
I have a lot of American friends.
24:34
And so I I see these me and my my understanding of American
24:37
current history. What what's current history of
24:39
American modern politics is through memes.
24:42
So I'm like, wait, what the fuck is this?
24:44
And then I'm like, oh, so I find out things through memes only.
24:47
So I'm like, apparently this guy lied about only fans.
24:50
He lied. About tons of stuff on his like
24:53
resume and his work history. He claimed to be a Jew, and he's
24:57
not a Jew, for example. Like the lies.
24:59
Just so like outrageous that like he's now expelled and like
25:05
expulsions are very rare. And what, like city does he
25:09
represent? Minnesota or.
25:11
Something is he. It's a district in New York
25:14
State. Oh, so it's a state, but he's a
25:15
federal person. He's House.
25:19
House OK anyway, but he's going to.
25:22
Let that down. Yeah.
25:23
Which the Republicans? Kicked him out, right?
25:25
Because they're in power, but the.
25:26
House has to vote. You have to have 2/3 of the
25:28
House vote to expel someone. And the House had.
25:31
The Republicans have a very narrow majority in the House.
25:34
Yep. Anyway, Santa Claus is gone, so
25:36
Merry Christmas, Santa. Claus.
25:37
Wait, isn't it Santos. Santos.
25:39
Oh. Santos oh, toast Santos.
25:42
Toast. Toast, Santos, You're.
25:46
Good with. Puns Santos.
25:47
Buddy, you should be better than me.
25:49
BA Felicia or toast? Yeah.
25:52
He lied about a bunch of he lied about.
25:53
He lied about so much stuff and he obviously, like, just denies
25:57
everything. He's like.
25:59
Which is like, yeah, if if he really is gay, like he just for
26:02
his own safety. Like, I don't think he should
26:05
set foot in any sort of gay establishment.
26:08
Yeah, New York. Watch out.
26:09
Hell's Kitchen's gonna come for you.
26:11
I mean, honestly, I don't think any of the Hell's Kitchen gays
26:14
would would welcome him. So, so besides the lies, as a
26:18
politician he was sort of toxic, right?
26:20
And I don't think. He even did anything.
26:22
OK, he was just. All he was doing was embezzling
26:24
money. OK, OK, got it.
26:26
Got. It.
26:26
I don't think it was even doing anything, so dude.
26:28
You were just a shit person who lied to get where you were and
26:30
you got caught and fucked off. Like literal.
26:32
Like a piece of shit would probably be better than him.
26:35
Me, I I like. I could run.
26:36
Pushed up this morning before breakfast was probably better.
26:39
I could run then. Dude, I'm shit.
26:41
I'm the shit. I'm the shittest.
26:44
I'm the shittest. Hire.
26:46
Replace me, Santos. I'll be your new governor of
26:50
new. York I I I never intended for
26:52
this podcast to be. Political.
26:56
Let's let's switch the topic real quick.
26:58
OK. Go.
26:59
Rabies What do you think? About what?
27:02
What do you think about rabies? I.
27:05
Don't have thoughts on rabies. Maybe George Santos had them and
27:08
he was a sad child and he got. That's what I don't know.
27:11
I don't know. That's how rabies works.
27:13
I don't know, man. He could lie about anything I
27:15
want to lie to get into. Well, politics do lie anyways,
27:17
right? But he was lying.
27:19
So, like, even by political standards, he was lying.
27:22
Like where he went to school with the jobs that he had, He
27:25
was stealing money from like donors and like other people.
27:28
It was just like. Bad.
27:30
Good riddance. Yeah, it's like horrible.
27:33
OK, go away. And we're going to see him on a
27:36
gay cruise. Wait, can I dress as Jazz
27:38
Santos? Does he have anything discerning
27:40
features? I don't know, he looks very
27:43
generic like. So, not even memorable.
27:47
You kind of like pretend to be a him Boo.
27:50
Yeah, I can't parody him all. Right with that will sign out,
27:53
so. Say bye, David from his off, but
27:55
something's me oh. My God, bye.