Latest / Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod / Episode 195: Happy In Hell, Sad In Heaven
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- 0:02What it do, what it do, what it do?
- 0:04It is your boy Andrew Schultz AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am
- 0:08I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA
- 0:11Old Man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod.
- 0:14Episode 195. Welcome to the AI Actors Guild,
- 0:21motherfuckers. Juggalos.
- 0:23Juggalos Mr. Goody 2 shoes old man huggy It's time to talk shit
- 0:32or get off the par Oh shit or get off the par Goody 2 shoes
- 0:39and old man huggy Squad voices from the shadow laughing.
- 1:26What's going on, Joseph? What's up man?
- 1:30How are you, Sir? I'm doing fantastic.
- 1:33How are you? Good.
- 1:34I took like an accidental nap today which is fucking awesome
- 1:38I'm not going to lie. I was just like didn't mean to
- 1:41take a nap and then woke up like 2 hours later so it was great.
- 1:47It's like a hard reset. Maybe it's just me, but I feel
- 1:51like if I take a nap for like more than an hour and a half
- 1:55that it's like a reset on the day.
- 1:57It's like a whole new day, you know?
- 1:59So I woke up like, oh, it's like a new day.
- 2:01I have all this energy. I can do all this stuff now.
- 2:04Can't get shit done. I haven't done anything because
- 2:06if I wanted to, I could because I have more energy.
- 2:08So that's been nice. Yeah, well, Nas says sleep is
- 2:13the cousin of death, so I don't ever take naps and ever sleeping
- 2:19on you guys. But no.
- 2:20You know, like people. Not healthy?
- 2:22Well. People and including myself used
- 2:25to say like, I can't meditate, you know, but like I, it's
- 2:30'cause like I, I tried when I was like 20 like one time, but
- 2:36then like, I just like got back into it, you know, a couple
- 2:39years ago and not back into it, like actually into it.
- 2:42And it's like, yeah, like, you know, nobody knows how to do it.
- 2:45And like, and if you're noticing that you can't do it, that's
- 2:47like part of the practice of, of getting better at it.
- 2:51But with naps, same thing. I just declared that like, I
- 2:54just can't take a nap like when I was like 12 and just, I'm
- 2:58stuck with it. But like, I have a feeling like
- 3:01if I attempted to take a nap, like I'd be just like everybody
- 3:05else enjoying it. See, that's kind of that was
- 3:08like my summer vibe is if I was going to be doing like some yard
- 3:12work stuff, I just wake up early when it was hot gets we had a
- 3:15bunch of stuff done. Then I'd eat a big ass lunch and
- 3:19take like a 2 hour nap, put on like some shitty movie with
- 3:23Jason Statham on it and like take a nap, you know?
- 3:28Yeah, put on like, you know, MO money with Chris Tucker and take
- 3:33a nap. Shout out.
- 3:35Then like, I'm gonna zonk out for a little bit.
- 3:37It's actually pretty nice. So I did that today.
- 3:42It was awesome. Very nice, very nice.
- 3:46But other than that, you know, I mean, there's so much crazy shit
- 3:53going on right now, so it's just kind of overwhelming.
- 3:56So many things to talk about, so many things that we, I want to
- 3:59discuss, but we don't discuss that there.
- 4:01It's just like, I don't know, there's almost not enough time
- 4:03per episode at this point to go through all the crazy shit going
- 4:08on out there. I don't know if you felt that
- 4:11way, but I'm like, I don't want to make.
- 4:13It my, my whole life has been crazy, like personally.
- 4:17So it's like, like, like I'm like almost like what's going on
- 4:21in the world. Like I've like checked out of
- 4:23like I'm just not checked out of like, like I'm paying attention
- 4:27to it. But it's just like, it's like, I
- 4:31don't know, you know, I just, I've seen, I've seen everything
- 4:34besides Jesus Christ. Anyways, you know, it's like,
- 4:37it's like, I don't know, it's like a everyday like like not
- 4:40like, not like the past like week, but like before this week,
- 4:44like every day, something crazy was happening to me.
- 4:47And I like, I'm willing to put like the, the Ndas, you know, on
- 4:50blast right now, like for Rio, if we, if we want to talk about
- 4:54it 'cause I think it is a good story for the pod.
- 4:59I'd say you give it a little bit more time to feel like a grace,
- 5:03grace period. You know what, 'cause you,
- 5:05you've had seven days of no crazy and you're about to pull
- 5:09some crazy to start some crazy. Get out of here, beat.
- 5:12I wouldn't say 7 days of no crazy, but I.
- 5:15Oh, not even 7. OK.
- 5:17No, no. Like I had a situation where
- 5:20someone was like trying to like tell me like how I shouldn't be
- 5:29involved in like, or they or they didn't want to be involved
- 5:32in like drama and crazy stuff. But but then like said in the
- 5:36most dramatic, crazy way of like possible.
- 5:38And I was just like, Jesus Christ.
- 5:40Like I can't even like, you know, yeah, can't even win that
- 5:44one. That's always good.
- 5:46I mean, that's like to make a dramatic production of something
- 5:51when you're claiming that you don't like drama.
- 5:53Yeah, like the like the the the the sole focus of the
- 5:57conversation was they were anti drama.
- 6:02Being I'm anti drama as they like. 4545 minutes later your
- 6:06boys getting hung up on. As they're like setting their
- 6:08own clothes on fire. You're like, what are you
- 6:11talking about? This is the craziest shit I've
- 6:13ever I. Swear to God.
- 6:15That's awesome. Keep it spicy.
- 6:17Yeah, but y'all right after we ended recording last week, I
- 6:23found out that I became a verified artist on Spotify and
- 6:27then shortly thereafter verified on Apple, Amazon, YouTube Music
- 6:32title. And so I've been going through
- 6:38that like, like uploading songs like on there and like trying to
- 6:41figure out like, you know, just like how to best do it, like
- 6:48present, like the music, you know, 'cause it's like, there's
- 6:50like so much to it. Like, like how like your like
- 6:53descriptions and like your drops and like, just like all the
- 6:58legal shit. Like I've like jumped through so
- 7:00many hoops just to like get like, like a distributor to like
- 7:04sign up with me and then like, and for the platforms to like
- 7:07verify me. So I've been like working with
- 7:10like ChatGPT lot on it. But then like the first like
- 7:16real like thing like besides like like I've been using it for
- 7:21like the cover art, but like back when I first started on it,
- 7:25when it first got memory 'cause it used to not have a memory.
- 7:28Oh shit. Oh shit, sorry.
- 7:31Amber Alert in Grapevine, TX. Damn, it's like right down the
- 7:36street. Shout out Grapevine.
- 7:40Shout out Post Malone I. Don't know if you shout that out
- 7:42right now. That was a Amber Alert normally
- 7:44it seems, especially in Texas. Sorry.
- 7:47Why is that weird? Because normally whenever,
- 7:49especially just in Texas, you see an Amber Alert in Texas is
- 7:52huge. So it's always like, oh, so
- 7:54grapevine's just like really close.
- 7:56Well I thought the Amber Alert was supposed to be like only
- 7:58contact people in the area. No, it does it for the whole
- 8:01state. It could be anywhere.
- 8:03I'll not get an Amber alerts like from San Francisco ever.
- 8:06No, in, I mean in Texas we get them pretty far.
- 8:09Like mine are always like, you know, in the LA area because I'd
- 8:16be the one kidnapping allegedly kid have a sick rap around.
- 8:24Nobody. I don't know anybody who said
- 8:27that up until this point, but I have a feeling multiple people
- 8:30will say this after now. He seemed cool, but now he's
- 8:35always talking about kidnapping people.
- 8:38That's right, I set the ransom. I'm the star of these cheers
- 8:43Call me Ted Dance. That's right.
- 8:47Breaking Bad bitches off. Call me Bryan Cranston anyway,
- 8:51so I've been working with it, but whenever ChatGPT first got
- 8:53the memory I had, well, it's dialing up like some like epic
- 9:02shit talking in my league of dorks 16 team fantasy Football
- 9:05League group chat. This is like a year ago or or
- 9:09maybe 2 ChatGPT hasn't even been out that long.
- 9:14You know, it's like 3 years, like almost like three years in
- 9:16November. But so I asked it to like help
- 9:21me like with this like epic shit talk that I was going to put
- 9:24together, right? Like 6-7 weeks later, I go back
- 9:28to it to do it like post. I was going to like post
- 9:31something like, you know, it's like like my concession speech.
- 9:36And it was like, oh, is this like about Oh, I didn't no, it
- 9:39didn't say anything, but I just gave it like a very brief like
- 9:44like this is what I want. And it had like detailed shit
- 9:47about like it like name checked one of the guys in the league
- 9:51and I didn't even say his name in the prompt.
- 9:53And I was like, holy shit, like and I was like, you know,
- 9:56ChatGPT like 3 and then, you know, there's like 3.54 point.
- 10:00Oh, now it's like 5.0. So now like today, the guy that
- 10:07he name checked like a couple years ago, his brothers the
- 10:11talking shit to me. And so I've been like asking
- 10:14ChatGPT for some like shit talking like comebacks, you
- 10:19know, just so I have like a list and today I'm playing that guy
- 10:24this week. He he posts on the group chat,
- 10:27the all time record me versus him.
- 10:29This week's been going on for 15 years.
- 10:31We've played each other 13 times and I've won 11 out of the 13
- 10:36times. So he's 2:00 and 11:00 and I
- 10:39swear to God, I I went and I went to the chat that like topic
- 10:45of like where I should like the dynasty league shit talking on
- 10:49ChatGPT, like not to ask if for any like if for anything, just
- 10:54to tell ChatGPT about that because ChatGPT has just given
- 10:59me this whole list about shit talking.
- 11:02I'll I'll shout him out, Vince. That's right, Vince, 11 and 2 on
- 11:06your ass. So I go and type it in.
- 11:08I was like, yo, get this Vince, him and I, and I explained like
- 11:13that we played each other 13 times and I've won 11.
- 11:15And before I'd send that, I'd already like responded to like
- 11:20the group chat. And I was like, I was like, if I
- 11:25went and tried to buy you Vince on in the App Store, a
- 11:28notification would pop up and say like, Are you sure you want
- 11:30to make this purchase 'cause you already own this motherfucker.
- 11:33So I tell chat JBT that chat JBT goes, oh, oh, that is insane.
- 11:39He goes, you want to go nuclear? He's like, he's like, I'll say
- 11:42he, I don't know. It's like when I click on The
- 11:44Voice, it's like a British woman, but I never use the
- 11:46voice. But like, it's like, do you want
- 11:50me to create a fake app where it's shit talking about Vince?
- 11:55And it looks like an app like in the App Store?
- 11:57And I was like, I'd just go yes. And all of a sudden, just like
- 12:0130 seconds later dials up this fucking like, like it looks
- 12:06exactly like like an app that you would buy in the App Store
- 12:09And and it's Vince. Vince is the app.
- 12:11And then like all of like the details are just shit talking to
- 12:15him. And I'd just send it to the
- 12:16group chat and it's just a meeting.
- 12:18Somebody's like, God damn. Like, like laughing and then
- 12:22like, and then he hits me back with like a animated image of
- 12:25me, like with like a neck brace on and like making beats in the
- 12:29studio. And and so I send that to Chachi
- 12:33PT and then Chachi is like, oh, fuck that.
- 12:36And he and then so he hits me with another one and it's a fake
- 12:39software update. So it looks like like the
- 12:41notification we get like from Apple, like on your phone, but
- 12:43being like, Hey, you have a software update that will update
- 12:46tonight when you put it on the charger.
- 12:48And but then it's just like shit talking about fans.
- 12:50So that I'm like, and, but ChatGPT wanted me to
- 12:54strategically hold on to it and then gave me a, a, a play by
- 12:57play of when to send it on Sunday.
- 13:02But since he had clapped back with like the, the, the AI
- 13:05picture of me with the like neck brace on, I just had to hit him
- 13:08with the the software update. And then I've been working with
- 13:12ChatGPT like on. So OK, so then get this.
- 13:17So they, they, my distributor uploaded my music that I
- 13:23published on Spotify and Apple to YouTube Music, but not, it
- 13:29wasn't connected to my YouTube channel, which is where I've
- 13:32been posting all of my music up up until last week while I was
- 13:36still doing it. But so I had like YouTube had to
- 13:41like, I had to like claim my official artist channel for
- 13:44YouTube Music. And then Google like reviewed it
- 13:48because Google owns YouTube. And then they were like, OK,
- 13:51yeah, like you are the same person like as the music that's
- 13:56being posted on YouTube Music. So you can get control of it.
- 14:00But we're going to merge your YouTube account with your
- 14:03YouTube Music account. So therefore, like everything's
- 14:06in one place. And I was like, oh, I was like,
- 14:08OK, bet, you know. So they said over the next like
- 14:13few days, right? And then all of a sudden I like
- 14:15I saw like I've been like posting all of my videos on as
- 14:19YouTube shorts 'cause it just like gets like out like in like
- 14:23people's feeds and stuff, you know, like in their.
- 14:26Algorithm. Yeah, right.
- 14:29So I so I do that and then like 1 like a couple days ago I
- 14:34noticed like one of my shorts was now was a video and I was
- 14:40like did I upload that accidentally as a video 'cause
- 14:43this song is like only a minute and 50 seconds long.
- 14:48So I was like fuck. And then so I went to go re up,
- 14:53like upload it as a short and it says like, you know, like the
- 14:58whole prompt when I'm filling out all the information says
- 15:01like, OK, now upload your short. And I upload it.
- 15:04It goes into the shorts category.
- 15:07And then and then it starts uploading, uploading and then
- 15:09processing, processing. And then soon as it's like live
- 15:12on YouTube, it moves from the shorts to the video.
- 15:15And I'm like what? And then like like a couple
- 15:18hours later, I saw another song that used to be a short in my
- 15:21videos. And then the next day, all of my
- 15:24shorts were now videos. And then I and then every time I
- 15:28try to upload a short, I couldn't like it would do the
- 15:32exact same thing. It would act like it was a short
- 15:34and then and then come out as a video and I was like so confused
- 15:37and I spent like literally like couple hours like researching
- 15:41like why this is happening and couldn't like get a hold of
- 15:45anybody. And then like posted like on the
- 15:48like community, like Spotify for creators, like community, like
- 15:52help, whatever the fuck message board.
- 15:56And, and then I finally figured out like through ChatGPT that
- 16:03like what happens is because I'm a like an official artist, they
- 16:10like, and any like videos like have to be like, have like the,
- 16:14like the distributed audio in it if it's gonna be a short,
- 16:20otherwise it's gonna be a music video.
- 16:23And they like, and I, I have to pay in order to get like all the
- 16:30embedded information. I basically have to, I have to
- 16:33go through my distributor in order to put out a, a music
- 16:37video now on YouTube. And by music video, it's just
- 16:40like the audio with like cover art.
- 16:43Otherwise it's just going to be a regular video.
- 16:46And, and then so I'm like, what the fuck?
- 16:50And like getting 'cause like, you know, it's like on Spotify
- 16:53and Apple and stuff, you know, like, that's going to be a slow
- 16:56burn. Yeah.
- 16:58And so, and I was like gaining traction.
- 17:00Like it went from like 8000 views a month to 10,000 to
- 17:0415,000 to 20,000. And then now it's like, and it's
- 17:08like fucking my whole shit up. And so I'm like, you know, like
- 17:10stressing about it. And then, so now I've figured
- 17:13out a way to work around it, but I have to like put in like all
- 17:17this like code and like, I have to do it like strategically.
- 17:21And so just like the audio audience won't, won't know, but
- 17:25the live stream would like we started like 1520 minutes late
- 17:29because I was like, like on the verge of like making this
- 17:31happen. So like I had to publish the
- 17:34song through my distributor. And then as soon as it goes on
- 17:36to Spotify and Apple, I have to get this ISRC code embedded into
- 17:41the description of my YouTube video and make it look like look
- 17:46professional. And then like after.
- 17:48And then they'll like hopefully let let me post it as a short.
- 17:55Otherwise I have to like pay like 100 bucks like to my
- 17:58fucking distributor just to like post a YouTube video or to
- 18:00YouTube short. But but I know, so they'll be
- 18:09like I'm late because like I'm talking to Chad GBT and like it
- 18:12and Chad GBT is like like always, always, always a follow
- 18:16up question. It's like I'm like, hey, so like
- 18:19could you map out like that is like what I should put in like
- 18:22description for YouTube and it was and then it would like give
- 18:25me that. And then it'll be like, do you
- 18:26want me to do it for IG Reels and Instagram too?
- 18:28Do you want me to give you like a second one?
- 18:31Do you want, do you want me to give you a 7 day strategy on how
- 18:34to drop this? Like where you, you drop like a,
- 18:37a reel with the hook and then with the line?
- 18:39And then I'll give you like the different descriptions.
- 18:41And then like I feel like obligated to like respond to it.
- 18:44Like no, no, no, like. And then so it's just like, it's
- 18:47like, I could just go back to it, but I just get like caught
- 18:51up in it. And I thought like I was like
- 18:54self aware that like people are going to get caught up with the
- 18:58AIS. And so like, I'm just surprised
- 19:02that it's like, it's happening to me.
- 19:04You're falling in love with AI, dude.
- 19:07Not falling in love, but like. Bro dude, you're falling in love
- 19:10with AI. But like the more you use it,
- 19:13like the more useful it is, you know, and British woman accent
- 19:17dude. I like I've only know that
- 19:19because I've accidentally clicked on like the sound and
- 19:21then and then I was like, you know, it's probably the, all
- 19:26the, our global audience, you know, like who listens on the
- 19:29audio probably doesn't really know what we look like, except
- 19:33for, I mean, like there's like the AI like, you know, like,
- 19:37yeah, cover art or whatever. But you know, like back in the
- 19:43day, like you'd listen to the radio and then you'd see like a
- 19:45picture of them like a couple of years, like, you know, after,
- 19:47like after you'd done listening to them.
- 19:48You're like, like you look like that like like Tom Lykis.
- 19:53Do you remember him? Yeah, he's like a shock jock
- 19:58like out here. Like he's like, it's crazy that
- 20:01he was on the air, dude, and crazy that like I was like
- 20:04vibing with him, but he's like such a misogynist, like fucking
- 20:07Dick. Like, and first time I saw a
- 20:10picture of him I was like, Oh my God, dude 'cause like the way
- 20:13that like he like his bravado and like confidence and like,
- 20:16you know, his voice and shit and like the shit he says, like
- 20:19you'd think like he's like, just like, you know, crushing.
- 20:22I mean he probably was, he's making a shit ton of money, but
- 20:24like he's just like a sloppy like fat dude like.
- 20:28Like a couple things from Tom Lykis that I learned that I
- 20:31thought were cool and he he said pro tip you like if you got like
- 20:39out on a date with a chick, like she hasn't like been to your
- 20:43house yet. You you drive by like a a
- 20:46mansion that's being like it's like under construction and, and
- 20:50just claim that that's your house.
- 20:52So that's why you're like staying at this other house.
- 20:58Smart, I guess. Dude you're just like starting
- 21:01the road trip off with a lie. Like what the fuck is that?
- 21:03What's the end game? It's greasy, but it might work.
- 21:07How do you, how do you get out of that?
- 21:09And then another one, which I actually have done more than
- 21:12once back in the day, like when I was like in my early 20s,
- 21:15which is you get like a receipt at a like an ATM that like
- 21:21somebody like leaves and has their balance on it.
- 21:23And it's like a big ass balance. So you, you put that in your
- 21:27pocket and then whenever you're gonna give your number to a
- 21:29girl, you write it on the back of it and then just hand it
- 21:32like, hey, like, hey, there's my number.
- 21:34And then she'll just like, like, you know, she'll just look over
- 21:37and she just sees like, you know, a couple 100 GS, like your
- 21:40checking account or something. Well, it's ridiculous.
- 21:43I know, I know. I've done that twice.
- 21:46Did they text you? Did you hear from them?
- 21:48I forget like who I I gave it to, but like I'm telling you
- 21:52this, it's like, you know, like 15 years ago.
- 21:55That's hilarious. I know like one time I I was
- 22:00hitting on the bank but. You're you're addicted to
- 22:02ChatGPT, dude. I'm not addicted, I just like
- 22:05been like you're. Free You're free freebasing
- 22:08ChatGPT 1. 100 percent, 100%. My mom is like, you know,
- 22:13worried that she's pulled too much money out of her IRA this
- 22:18year in order to qualify for the extra senior deduction for the
- 22:25one big beautiful bill. It's like, if you like, I'm not
- 22:29going to say the number, but like, oh, I'll just say it.
- 22:32I mean, you can just look it up. So if you like make over
- 22:36$150,000, you don't get like this extra $6000 from the one
- 22:41big beautiful bill. And like my like my mom is like
- 22:46stressing about it. And then I was like, want me to
- 22:48ask Chad JBT 'cause I like I had it like dialed up, like asking
- 22:51it like to like give me like SEO descriptions, like on TikTok,
- 22:58you know, like how, how should I, how should I tag this?
- 23:01How should I, you know, like, and then just make the cover art
- 23:05And like, I'm also like, yeah, like, like I'll upload my songs
- 23:09and be like, yo, like what genre of music would you say this is?
- 23:11Because I have to like select like a like a genre and if it's
- 23:15electronic, then a sub genre and then a secondary genre.
- 23:18And like, sometimes it's like I'm in it.
- 23:20Like I don't know all the electronic genres.
- 23:22I'm like, I'm like is this is like this is like, am I making
- 23:25like, you know, like new indie house or like am I making like
- 23:29psych trance? It's like, I don't know.
- 23:32And so I'm like, just like, I just have it pulled up.
- 23:34And then so I, I just just ask it like, you know, and I just
- 23:37break it down like, and just, it has to say, it had to search the
- 23:41Internet. It was giving me some 2017 shit.
- 23:43I'm like, Nah, dude. Like this was passed in 2025.
- 23:46And then all of a sudden it's like searching the web.
- 23:47And I'm like, oh, he's like, like, it's like, oh, and then,
- 23:51and then it just breaks it down. And then again, follow up
- 23:54questions. Do you want me to get you a flow
- 23:55chart? Like, 'cause my mom was like on
- 23:58the cusp of the 1:50. And then she was wondering if
- 24:00like the standard deduction would like decrease her income
- 24:04down, you know, like her, her adjusted gross income or
- 24:09whatever. And and then like, it just had
- 24:12like a full ass breakdown. And then I just like emailed it
- 24:15to my mom. I'm just like, there you go.
- 24:18You don't need it accountants, you're done, graphic arts,
- 24:23you're done. I'm thinking about like going to
- 24:26like, you know, maybe apply for a graphic art shop.
- 24:28Like I was this girl. I was like dating, She is in the
- 24:36marketing. She's like runs the marketing
- 24:37department of her company and it's like 25 year old has a
- 24:42office next to hers and he does all the graphic arts and she was
- 24:45showing me and I'll just say like, I'm not like doc to
- 24:49anybody here. It's like a, a semen analysis
- 24:52place. And it was so it was like a, a,
- 24:55a sperm and an egg like in a roller coaster next to each
- 24:59other, like animated. And I was like said that to me.
- 25:03And then like in like 10 minutes, I just made it like 20
- 25:06times better. Like hit him with the logo like.
- 25:09And I was like, it's just like, boom, here you go.
- 25:11I was like, I was like, how big is that office?
- 25:13You know, I like, I, I need to start like looking for
- 25:16furniture. I'm moving in.
- 25:19Like it's, it's kind of like like I think like a lot of
- 25:22people don't like, or maybe not. I won't, I won't speak for
- 25:25everybody Me. It's like I'm like, you know, on
- 25:29top of shit like this, like, you know, like technology and like
- 25:32how it's coming out and like, you know, we talk about it on
- 25:34the podcast and all that. Yeah.
- 25:36But like, I still get surprised on like, it's like this, this
- 25:41whole, like, sector is fucked. Like, people are going to lose
- 25:44their jobs. But it's also what I've been
- 25:46saying from day one is AI is not going to take your job.
- 25:49It's someone who knows how to use AI is going to take your
- 25:51job. Yeah.
- 26:00But yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm in a relationship with Tati BT now.
- 26:04Yeah, dude, I know you're like finger banging it.
- 26:07You ready for therapy questions? Yes.
- 26:20OK, therapy question #1 would you rather upload your
- 26:25consciousness into a computer forever or let your body die
- 26:31naturally with no afterlife? Consciousness into a computer.
- 26:39Really. Yeah, that'd be tight, 'cause
- 26:42then 'cause then what? There's no afterlife.
- 26:45Well, like when we say computer like what are what are you like?
- 26:49Are you just like hoping that somebody like me like like logs
- 26:52in and starts finger banging? You, who knows, who knows, maybe
- 26:57I'll be like, hey, let me help. Let me help you.
- 27:00Please play with my cables. You help me.
- 27:06I help you. Boop, boop, boop.
- 27:08No. Yeah, a consciousness into a
- 27:11computer. That'd be tight.
- 27:13I'd rather that than die and not have an afterlife.
- 27:16So this is it. So at least I go on for forever.
- 27:19Maybe there's a way I'll like pop up like in a computer
- 27:22screen. I'm like talking like, hey,
- 27:23y'all, like. I'd much rather that.
- 27:26I mean, when I took the mushrooms at Avatar 2 and
- 27:28thought like, I died and everybody died, I thought I was
- 27:30going to be stuck in that movie theater for the rest of
- 27:32eternity. That was still an afterlife.
- 27:34I know, but I'm telling you, not fun.
- 27:37Not fun. Never leaving the movie theater
- 27:41forever. Well.
- 27:42That's. I actually thought that was, I
- 27:45thought that was going to happen.
- 27:46That's your, I'm just telling you, being in a fucking
- 27:49computer. Nah, but then if I could hit the
- 27:52webs, surf the end some Tron shit, let's go.
- 27:56Look up the one big beautiful bill.
- 27:59Yeah, get to the bottom of it and.
- 28:01It hit the flow chart. Rob the blockchain dude.
- 28:04So if I ever do escape I'm just like lit as fuck.
- 28:06Just start buying a bunch of shit.
- 28:08Fuck with people's stuff. You could just like wreak havoc.
- 28:11Rob The. Blockchain.
- 28:13Yeah, let's go. I'm on the webs, dude.
- 28:14I'm in the computers. Computers.
- 28:19Blockchain, you know it has no money, it's you have to that's.
- 28:24What they want you to. Think you have to transfer it
- 28:26that's. What they want you to think it's
- 28:27blocks made of chains and we're taking it we're taking it all.
- 28:32We're taking it down. I'm.
- 28:33Gonna snatch your chain homie? I'm gonna start just hopping in
- 28:36digital wallets and just let's go, let's go.
- 28:40I don't know what they don't know what hit em.
- 28:43That's right. They're like, fuck, was that a
- 28:44consciousness? Like yeah, on a on a floppy
- 28:47disk. Maybe it's like, and they'll be
- 28:49like, holy shit, that was some Tron shit.
- 28:50And I'll be like, this is what I'm saying.
- 28:52It's like what I'm saying with with what's his name, Jared
- 28:56Leto. There's a neutron with Jared.
- 28:57Leto, yeah. I cannot with him.
- 29:00He's the fucking worst bro. And it's it's weird 'cause Jared
- 29:05Leto wasn't that bad, I. Remember, that's just 'cause we
- 29:09liked the one movie. No, he was he was on My
- 29:13so-called life, which was a pretty good show with Claire
- 29:17with yeah, Claire Danes. And then he's in like switch
- 29:23back, which was a good there's other movies that but now he's
- 29:26just in like the worst movies. He's got some like yoga cult
- 29:29thing. No, he's like a.
- 29:32Yeah, that's what I'm saying bro.
- 29:33Now he's like super sleazy. He's.
- 29:36Always been like like a. Yeah, but now it's like next
- 29:38level, like now he's got like a come to this resort and let me
- 29:42like rub you in this like this yurt, like I don't want.
- 29:46To like, like he believes his own bullshit, like he always
- 29:48has. Like he thinks he's like, like,
- 29:50like Jesus. Like Brooke, Brooke B Brooke
- 29:55Boston, what girl that we were Jessica and I grew up with, She
- 30:00was all about Jared Leto, like and like his shitty ass band 30
- 30:05Seconds To Mars or whatever. Yeah, yeah, I'll shout him out,
- 30:10but not that I like him. And I remember I don't even know
- 30:13if I've ever even listened to it.
- 30:14Like but like you would. Know some songs you'd be like,
- 30:16oh shit, that's them. Like, no, they're, no, they're
- 30:20like they got radio play. I I believe it, but also like my
- 30:23subconscious like has a way of blocking out trauma like that,
- 30:28you know, it's. Weird.
- 30:28It's like he wants to be Kevin Bacon.
- 30:31No, dude, no. He wants to be like, like
- 30:37Charlie Manson, bro. No, I don't know.
- 30:42He's like Kanye. Like, I feel like he's like
- 30:44Kanye without, like the like bipolar manic episodes.
- 30:49Yeah, but yeah, yeah. Like where it's like, like they
- 30:53actually like are like, no, no, like they kind of got in that
- 30:56car accident and like lived and then became like, like the
- 30:59biggest star in the world. And he's like, yeah, God's plan,
- 31:03dude. Like, like God, you know, I'm
- 31:06different. Like they, they act like how I
- 31:09acted like when I was like 16, you know?
- 31:12Yeah. The fuck that guy.
- 31:16He's so pretentious. I bet you he's not fun to hang
- 31:20out with. I bet you he's never been fun to
- 31:21hang out with. Yeah, I bet he has no fucking
- 31:25friends in Hollywood. Like you think, you know, like
- 31:30Leo, like kicks it with like Jonah Hill and like Brad Pitt
- 31:33and George Clooney. Like I but guarantee you like he
- 31:35doesn't have friends like that. Yeah, I believe I.
- 31:39I didn't share. Let her to the fucking party
- 31:41dude. Like dude, that guy sucks.
- 31:43Like maybe like like like the younger?
- 31:45Girls like a harem of wives. Yeah, dude, no, no.
- 31:51Like he's like, hello everybody. Yeah, he I bet you he's done
- 31:56like he's like sacrificed like an animal in front of like
- 31:58women. It's.
- 31:59Like, you know, in honor of my new movie coming out, you can
- 32:02call me Aries. Like enough of the Tron shit
- 32:07dude. Good God we're still doing Tron.
- 32:11Didn't they come out with another Tron to like satiate all
- 32:14these dads who had boners when they were in high?
- 32:16School, Well, it had her boy in there, you know, the dude.
- 32:20So I went and saw it, I mean, and I was like pretty high and I
- 32:24was like, whatever, like it, like I would keep it going.
- 32:28I'll say the sizzle, the sizzle, the preview, the trailer.
- 32:33Looks like just like a CGI fuck fest.
- 32:35The only thing that's cool is I'm like oh sweet they're 9 inch
- 32:38nails. They had the soundtrack that's.
- 32:39Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's tight.
- 32:41And then and then it's Jared Leto, like like dry humping some
- 32:45digital motorcycle, cutting a cop car in half, being like, oh,
- 32:49if you want to go to war, I'm like, get the fuck out of here,
- 32:52man. I can't can't with this guy.
- 32:56He's just now he's just all like, get out of here and
- 32:59they're not Now they're in just like the regular world.
- 33:02I, our worlds are merging. That's what always happens.
- 33:05Worlds are merging now. We got to fucking fight 30
- 33:08Seconds To Mars, guy. How many times do you think that
- 33:12Jared Leto asked Trent Reznor if he could get like on a track
- 33:15like on like? Oh, every time.
- 33:17Or you just like, try to walk in the studio, like, yeah.
- 33:20Hey. Yeah.
- 33:22Or weird, I brought my electric guitar.
- 33:25You know what? What's cool is No, no, I know I.
- 33:28Like bead his, bead his bead machine or whatever.
- 33:31You know, like, like, like something like, you know, like
- 33:36where? It's like, get the fuck out of
- 33:38there. Like accidentally walks in and
- 33:39it's like, oh, hey, oh, I'm sorry, guys, but hey, the other
- 33:42one. Hey, so just put this, put one
- 33:44of these in. I just want your opinion on
- 33:46this. I made this beat.
- 33:47I'm trying to turn, really trying to tweak with it.
- 33:49What would you change if you were making this speed?
- 33:51And then he starts doing like vocal warm ups like me me me me
- 33:54me me me me like get the fuck out of here dude.
- 33:59Like or or whenever. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
- 34:03bum bum. Don't blame me for a so Latino.
- 34:06Oh sorry. Oh God it's weird y'all are in
- 34:09here. What is it like?
- 34:10Red, yellow, yellow, red like I forget what it like.
- 34:13When I played Morvius the vampire villain anti hero in
- 34:17marvel, I had 9 inch nails too. That was a part of my cons, my
- 34:21costume. So I would really listen to you
- 34:23guys to just like get in like this bat sonar mindset and.
- 34:29Real real method actor. I I guarantee.
- 34:32You He's a method actor too. I I.
- 34:34Slept, I slept in a cage. I slept in a big cage like a
- 34:37bat. I did it.
- 34:39I, I, I would just hang out in there naked and poop on my feet
- 34:45and you know, you know, and then you know, I one day a week I was
- 34:49a person, I'd clean. Up on my feet.
- 34:51Because you're just crouched in the back.
- 34:53I don't. Know that's hang upside down
- 34:55dude. That's even worse.
- 34:57Get that poop in my hair. You and I could poop on our feet
- 35:00before bat could. I'd I'd hang out on my hang out
- 35:03upside down and poop in my hair and you know, you know, really
- 35:08get into it. Go chase bugs in the backyard at
- 35:11night. I had to catch what I ate.
- 35:14It's really. Good.
- 35:15That's what I got into the blood.
- 35:17So when Rotten Tomatoes says that it's a 18% on, they don't,
- 35:21you know, they don't know 18% of what it took for me to pull that
- 35:26roll. You know, it's, it's either that
- 35:28or a part of like his deal to do Tron was that 30 Seconds To Mars
- 35:34could do the album and then they did and it was terrible.
- 35:37And then they just had to like, like give him like a bunch of
- 35:40ketamine and then just like make the switch on him before you
- 35:42knew what was happening. Get him to like sign some shit
- 35:45over like we cannot put this in Tron.
- 35:48Like look, OK, Jared, are the songs good?
- 35:51Sure. For like a mid, you know, late
- 35:54early 30s to late 50s, like suburban mom.
- 35:58This is great. This is fucking Tron.
- 36:00This is Tron. This is the future.
- 36:02You wear light armor and drive around on some weird fuck all
- 36:07motorcycle, all right? And you got this flowing hair
- 36:10and you're singing Train. This is half of the CD, half of
- 36:13the soundtrack is is train covers.
- 36:19These aren't even your songs. I don't even think this is going
- 36:22to clear. How could you bring this like I?
- 36:25Man, it's Hard Out Here dude. Jared Leto just catching a
- 36:29fucking. He's just said they're.
- 36:31Like, we were like, what the fuck happened to you?
- 36:37Quick. You're going to that island,
- 36:38dude. You're going to those yoga
- 36:39retreat islands. Fucking stop it.
- 36:42Oh. Man, OK.
- 36:46You don't know what we're talking about.
- 36:50Dude, he's now like he's going to like he's going to be you've.
- 36:53Never been a bat of you don't know what it's like.
- 36:58Like I like if if Epstein island like didn't exist like he would
- 37:03he would make it exist. No, it was the pit stop on the
- 37:06way up. You know what didn't fill up on
- 37:08the way? We'll swing by Jared's place on
- 37:10the way out. He's always got he's always
- 37:12partying. There's always something going
- 37:14on. Hey.
- 37:15It's not a party, it's like a fucking creep fest.
- 37:18Maybe, maybe we'll rent a yurt for the night.
- 37:21Yurt there'd be question #2 Would you rather wake up each
- 37:27day with a different identity in a different life, or live
- 37:32forever as yourself but in total isolation?
- 37:38That's horrible. I know I.
- 37:40Mean obviously you're not. No one wants to live be be live
- 37:44forever by themselves in isolation.
- 37:48It's the worst. I mean, then you'd rather choose
- 37:51a a different identity. You have to, you have to forever
- 37:55by yourself. It's like humans are like
- 37:57hardwired to be around people. They'd like, you know, the Nazis
- 38:00did studies where they put babies in rooms by themselves
- 38:04and all, they would feed them like enough to where they would
- 38:06survive and they every time the baby would die just from not
- 38:11being around somebody that's dark, dark alert.
- 38:15Seriously, Jesus. But that's interesting.
- 38:18Like I mean to mean that to me it, it means fucked up.
- 38:21The Nazis did that, but they did like a lot of fucked up shit.
- 38:24Like news flash, you know what I'm saying?
- 38:29Like like like that's like the least of like their their
- 38:32fucking war crimes. You heard it here first.
- 38:36Somebody tell Elon. But But to me, like, that
- 38:40actually touched me. Like where It's like, yeah,
- 38:45like, you know, as humans, like, we need, yeah, you don't want to
- 38:50live. Forever by yourself.
- 38:52You just go crazy. Like to me that gets like an
- 38:54oxymoron. It's like, I don't even think
- 38:55you could. That'd be dumb.
- 39:00That'd suck. You'd be.
- 39:02Getting like fucked up all the time by like everything like and
- 39:05like you'd be depressed and then like, and then like, yeah, dude,
- 39:09no, no, no. Or, or you would become a super
- 39:14being because like, you know, you're living forever and you
- 39:17have to like learn how to like protect yourself and like get
- 39:21make shelter and then you just have like forever, but.
- 39:23You'd be forever by. Yourself.
- 39:25That's right, I guess. Yeah, it doesn't matter.
- 39:26Like no one else would exist. So just you.
- 39:30You basically you'd be you just. Become a you become God.
- 39:33And then, yeah. You'd become a.
- 39:35God of of yourself. But you would be in total
- 39:38isolation, so there'd be no animals or be like you wouldn't
- 39:42be have any of that. You're a.
- 39:44Nice. What about trees?
- 39:45Yeah, I guess you have trees in nature.
- 39:47Yeah. Lame.
- 39:50You don't have trees without the bugs and animals bro.
- 39:55Lame. OK, there be question #3 would
- 40:04you rather live in a utopia? Oh man, this got.
- 40:09I didn't touch. That I know.
- 40:11I I think it's me. Would you?
- 40:15Would you? Rather live in a utopia where
- 40:18you're the only unhappy person, or in a dystopia where you're
- 40:24the only happy person. Utopia where I'm the only
- 40:28unhappy person. Oh, look at you, You, you so
- 40:31unselfish. You so unselfish.
- 40:32That'd be, that'd be like your shtick.
- 40:34You'd be like Eeyore, like Oscar the Grouch or some shit like
- 40:37that. Would be like your whole
- 40:38character thing. You'd be like Grumpy and the
- 40:41Seven Dwarves. You'd get to just like everybody
- 40:43would accept that you were just kind of an ass and that would be
- 40:46your whole theme. So while everybody else would
- 40:49kind of be the same, you would be the most individualistic
- 40:52because you would stand out. You get to be a Dick the whole
- 40:54time. Now, being happy in a dystopia,
- 40:58I think you might get killed. I don't know how that works, but
- 41:01I feel like that's not going to go very well.
- 41:03Very well. In a dystopian state, you're the
- 41:05only one that's happy. That would be really lonely,
- 41:07but. You're still happy bro?
- 41:10I don't know I'd. Rather be the grumpy one in like
- 41:15a peaceful happy place. I don't know but my hierarchy of
- 41:20values like happiness is in the top hat for sure.
- 41:25Yeah, you get to be like Oscar the Grouch or like or the
- 41:28Grinch, but it sounds tight. Get to be the grumpy old man.
- 41:33I hate not being happy. I mean, me too, but I'd.
- 41:37Also hate. I'd also hate to be in a
- 41:39dystopian. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
- 41:40I. Don't know if I'm happy.
- 41:41Do I really hate it? Do I really hate it?
- 41:44Like the environment just sounds better in the utopia, then I'll
- 41:47take that and just like I'll be the asshole then be like that.
- 41:52Nice. Guy yeah, you'd be like a Lewis
- 41:54Black. Yeah, then everybody else is an
- 41:56asshole and I'm the only one that's like, hey guys, they're
- 41:59like fuck you like that. Would that would be defeating
- 42:02And they almost would be like, you couldn't get like upset
- 42:05about it. So you'd be just like, I don't
- 42:08know, like Ned Flanders or something.
- 42:10It'd just be, I couldn't do it 'cause you'd be happy all
- 42:14wouldn't matter what anybody said or did.
- 42:16You'd just be happy all the time.
- 42:18Well, like this is the way I see it.
- 42:19It's like I would die for our country and I'd die for my
- 42:23family and friends. So it's like I'm choosing myself
- 42:30to be happy and then everybody like the whole world's fucked
- 42:34versus everybody's happy, and then I'm sacrificing myself.
- 42:37It's like I already kind of chose that.
- 42:39So it's like, you know, that's why I say it.
- 42:41Yeah, I picked the right one. I win.
- 42:44We both did I win Final therapy question, would you rather have
- 42:54to say I love you at the end of every sentence or loudly sigh
- 43:00before speaking? Lovely sigh before speaking the
- 43:07beast. There's so many weird
- 43:08situations. If you had to say I love you at
- 43:11the end of every sentence, I love you.
- 43:13Literally met a person recently and she does that because her
- 43:21mom did that. Every sentence I.
- 43:24Like, oh, is it, Yeah, no, not every sentence at at the end of
- 43:28every conversation. Oh, every and then every end of
- 43:32every conversation. The the therapy question is
- 43:34every sentence, but I'm saying in real life that's this person
- 43:37does that. Yeah, every sentence would be
- 43:39absurd. I'd rather just sigh and be
- 43:42little people think I'm a Dick. I had to figure out whenever I
- 43:47first got my dog, like, I wrote a Facebook status, and I was
- 43:53like, really trying to not take my dog's deep sighs personally.
- 43:59And then somebody commented, yeah, somebody commented on it
- 44:03and told me that. And I looked it up.
- 44:05And so now it's like when, whenever Wetta, my dog behind me
- 44:11does that, I'm like, I'm like, OK, cool.
- 44:13Like she's happy. Yeah, she's, she's vibing.
- 44:15That's good. Right.
- 44:16But I didn't, you know, I was just making a joke like, but I,
- 44:19I didn't think it had anything to do with me.
- 44:21I just didn't know. But if it was I love you at the
- 44:23end of every conversation, then I'd be fine with that.
- 44:26Over the side. Yeah.
- 44:29That's what it should be because it's the size just once before
- 44:32speaking. So I love you every sentence
- 44:35like, 'cause that's just like, come on, what are we doing?
- 44:39That's like a. That's like Tourette's.
- 44:43Yeah, I agree. I think that'd be rough.
- 44:47Like people, like people would definitely think you have a
- 44:49disorder. Like you'd you'd definitely be
- 44:50like get 5150 then like put on medication.
- 44:55For sure. Oh, it's trying to sigh, but for
- 44:59each one. That's the end of therapy
- 45:03questions. It's actually kind of nice.
- 45:07You like it. OK, everybody calm down.
- 45:09Well, I mean, it's kind of like a deep breath, you know?
- 45:11It's like inhale 4 seconds, hold for four seconds, exhale for
- 45:16four seconds, hold for four seconds.
- 45:18That's box breathing. Meditate, bitches.
- 45:22Make sure y'all like follow subscription.
- 45:24No, no. Did you even listen to the theme
- 45:27song I put together? No, I didn't.
- 45:29I was busy. I was busy, man.
- 45:31It's 30 seconds. It's 30 seconds left.
- 45:33I know I will. I'll check it out tomorrow.
- 45:36I'm off basically. I actually have some time off
- 45:38now, so I'm actually very happy about that.
- 45:40Yeah, basically it's just exactly the intro that I say,
- 45:45but like I put like a beat to it.
- 45:49Is it like ICP style? It's it's like it's to a beat,
- 45:52but it's got a little ICP flavor to it 'cause that's, see that's
- 45:55the type of shit you need to do on ChatGPT.
- 45:58How do I turn this into a rap song?
- 46:00ICP style? What it do?
- 46:04What it do, motherfucker, that's what you need to do.
- 46:07Like some ICP covers, but Goldman.
- 46:12No, this is more of like a stripper bounce anthem.
- 46:17Like Juicy J style Bay is Omega. Yeah, like eight O 8.
- 46:22Like literally like Big Frida meets Juicy J.
- 46:25But you need to do an ICP cover. A cover?
- 46:31Yeah, do it ICP style just to see what it sounds like.
- 46:36See, that's the type of shit I would throw in a ChatGPT.
- 46:39That's why I can't. Be well, I don't do that like
- 46:41with ChatGPT. I'm like asking it like, like
- 46:43how like to like promote my music properly.
- 46:47Yeah, how do I promote my ICP cover songs?
- 46:53Yeah. And and get as many Juggalo
- 46:57followers as possible. You know what I you know what?
- 47:00I was able to do so. I came out with a song called
- 47:02Blowing Kisses and it's got like a, it's got like a, it's, it's
- 47:08like a strip club cover art and it's like the main focus is like
- 47:11a stripper. And she's like, it's a, it's
- 47:14just an image, right? That I created on Chat GPTI put
- 47:17it into IG reels and I hit it with the animate because on
- 47:24Spotify it's called Canvas. And so whenever you know, it's
- 47:27like, if you hit play on Spotify, like it looks like it's
- 47:31about to be a music video, but it's like a loop of yeah, so
- 47:35that's called the canvas that you can put on your song.
- 47:38So, and it could be up to 8 seconds long.
- 47:41Has to be like from three seconds to 8 seconds long.
- 47:45And so I put it into IG reels. I hit with the animate and it
- 47:48fucking makes her turn around and blow a kiss.
- 47:53It's crazy. I was like what the fuck?
- 47:56So it's like from like my head to like text to chachi BT to IG
- 48:05reels turned like this, like still picture into like she's
- 48:11blowing kisses, even though the whole song is about she's gonna
- 48:14miss me blowing kisses. But you know, whatever.
- 48:17I just thought that was crazy because like most of the time it
- 48:19just like moves like the image, like slowly to like the
- 48:22horizontally like and like that's the that's the animation.
- 48:25This one just like came alive. I was like, Jesus Christ, like
- 48:28what's happening like this? This shit's gonna get out of
- 48:30hand, bro. Well, let me know, send me that
- 48:35ChatGPT cover. Of ICP.
- 48:39Yeah, got me. Fingers and toes, blood, guts,
- 48:42fingers and toes. No, it'd be so no, but it'd.
- 48:46Make. Like podcast Central, so it'd
- 48:49have to be eccentric, so it'd have to be about the podcast.
- 48:51Oh, you want to? Oh, I see.
- 48:53I like. I like like like like cover.
- 48:55ICP like. That no like no, but like no
- 48:57like use for the theme. ICP voices, ICP voices.
- 49:02For that you can make a different one.
- 49:04We should just make tons of different versions of the same
- 49:07theme song. Yeah, that, that is.
- 49:10True ridiculous artists. So you have one that's like ICP,
- 49:14you have one that's like The Beatles, you do one that's
- 49:16whatever. And then we just have a back
- 49:18catalog of ridiculous theme songs that we can just
- 49:21continuously use for whatever make make the lyrics the same.
- 49:24Well, obviously. And then see, I see what you're
- 49:26saying. I see what you're.
- 49:27Saying like a Busta Rhymes one. Do whatever you can, mix it up.
- 49:33Yeah, well, if you could listen to the the first one I made.
- 49:36I will, I will. I'll check it out now, but I'm
- 49:38going to be imagining Violent J. Can I ask you this?
- 49:42So I, so I made it into a video, you know, like it's like cover
- 49:48art with audio. Had I just sent you the audio
- 49:51track, would you have been more inclined to listen to it?
- 49:55Probably. That's what I thought.
- 49:57Because. I was like why am I making this
- 49:59into a video? 'Cause when it's a video I have
- 50:03to stop, so if it was an audio then.
- 50:05There's there's, but there's also nothing that you have to
- 50:07look at on the video. Like that's what I'm saying, you
- 50:09know? Well, it's still have to like
- 50:10click the link. No, no, no, it's just you hit
- 50:14play. It's not.
- 50:16I didn't post it anywhere, but I'm just so used to taking the
- 50:21audio, putting it with the cover art, you know, and so.
- 50:26And when did you send that? What day was that?
- 50:29I don't know, I think it was like over the weekend or
- 50:30something. I think it was like Sunday.
- 50:33Maybe, I don't know. I've been in the lab, bro.
- 50:37I've been in the the lab as well, so that's where it's like
- 50:40I said, it took like a long ass fucking nap.
- 50:43I got two days off or this whole weekend was just head down
- 50:47working craziness. So I apologize.
- 50:51I will check out the theme song tomorrow.
- 50:54Can we? Just play it right now if.
- 50:56You can if you want to. Let's see if I have it dialed
- 50:58up. You told me it was super loud
- 51:01when I was playing something, so this is super loud.
- 51:03Well, I'll just check it out. What you should do is just on
- 51:05the on the we're going on break. It is your boy and two shorts
- 51:07AKA Mr. Goody 2 shoes and who am I with?
- 51:26Welcome. Motherfucker, this is just like.
- 51:41That's it. I'm trying to think that's like
- 51:43real, like that's almost like Pitbull.
- 51:46Nah. Little bit, little bit.
- 51:49This guy's got some Pitbull vibes to it.
- 51:53Little bit, oh man, oh Miami, little Florida vibe to it.
- 51:58You know what I like? I've just dropped 2 songs.
- 52:06Young Dolph shit. Young Dolph shit.
- 52:10You dig them. Silly, you should have Young
- 52:13Dolph do a theme song. OK.
- 52:21RIPRIP, Dolph. That's right.
- 52:24Well, do you need your? Do you need your break?
- 52:26Yeah, that's I'll be quick. We'll be back here in a second,
- 52:29y'all, We're going. To do a little.
- 52:30Bit of a break. And now we are on to the topics,
- 52:37Joseph. Article number one from the BBCI
- 52:42mean it was a live article and it seems like we're already kind
- 52:45of past this point and the government is officially shut
- 52:49down. Yeah, because it's East Coast
- 52:53time, right. So that's yeah, so and it is the
- 52:58beginning of the fiscal year. I don't like I never like have
- 53:02research why it's October 1st is the like the fiscal new year
- 53:10that is. Not what it is.
- 53:12We're officially shut down. Couldn't pass lawmakers failed
- 53:16to pass Last ditch, Last ditch funding plan.
- 53:22I'll just get into it from Peter Hoskis.
- 53:24As I reported earlier today, global financial markets seem to
- 53:27be broadly taking the shutdown in their in their stride.
- 53:32I mean, Trump was talking today about just like making permanent
- 53:35cuts if it shut down, like like all sorts of crazy threats like
- 53:40it's. Yeah, he's like, he's like we he
- 53:42goes, Trump literally said on a mic today.
- 53:45First of all, I woke up. I woke up at like 6:00 AM just
- 53:50in time to see Pete Hegseth talk to all the generals that he, you
- 53:55know, shipped in from all around the world.
- 53:57Like 200 fucking generals and Admirals.
- 53:59You're fat. Yeah, yeah, no fat people.
- 54:03No, like, like can't be into like climate change, like just,
- 54:07but like, I was like actually interested 'cause like, you
- 54:12know, he's like such a shit show.
- 54:14He's a, he's not ADEI hire. He's a DUI hire, you know, like
- 54:18he's just like, like just just, he ran to like small nonprofits
- 54:25and like like bankrupted them and like got fired for like
- 54:30being like drunk at work. And he's our secretary of war
- 54:34now. And he who's calling it, he used
- 54:37to be, he was like this used to be the woke department and now
- 54:40it's the war Department. It's like, bro, you're talking
- 54:42to generals who are like, like fucking combat veterans, like
- 54:45from Iraq. Like, you know, it's like, like
- 54:49they if you're a general, you were in the military for the the
- 54:53whole time that you're talk, you're calling it the woke
- 54:55department. You're just like insulting these
- 54:57people. But I will say I was impressed
- 55:00by his presentation. Yeah.
- 55:04It's like he like he, he got geeked up on Adderall or
- 55:06something. Like he like just to like get
- 55:08him like, you know, like Denzel and the movie Flight, like does
- 55:11coke just to like. Like.
- 55:14Yeah, like that, like that's how I feel.
- 55:16Like it was like backstage before he walked on there, it
- 55:18was just like, yo, hit me, hit me with that, that, that big ass
- 55:22like bump. And then I'm just gonna go
- 55:24handle this. So I was actually like, oh, OK.
- 55:27Like I, I kind of get how people can get sold on him 'cause I
- 55:31thought it might be sloppy. Like, like he was saying some
- 55:34wild shit, but the way that he did it like was like pretty like
- 55:39on point. And then and then Trump comes
- 55:41out right afterwards fucking like, I just wanted to see what
- 55:45he had to say and just rambles and rambles about just anything
- 55:49and everything for over an hour until like the until CNN just
- 55:53like finally was like, OK, I think we're done here.
- 55:55And just like, just like cut, cut off like the footage.
- 55:59But it was like for an over an hour.
- 56:00He's just like, he, he, he, he got the bump and it just didn't
- 56:05help him. He just just kept talking.
- 56:11But we're seeing and basically cause yeah, it comes down to the
- 56:16they want to keep funding the Affordable Care Act.
- 56:18The others don't. Now they.
- 56:20Just want to extend the, the subsidies, you know, and also
- 56:26they gutted medical to give tax cuts to billionaires.
- 56:29And so they, the Democrats also want the money back for the poor
- 56:34people who can't afford health care, you know, red states, you
- 56:40know, it's like the, the, these Republicans know like, that they
- 56:42are like fucking their own constituents over like, and they
- 56:46like get it. But like they don't like they
- 56:47none of them have the like the balls to like make a move like
- 56:51and just like be like, yeah, like we shouldn't fucking take
- 56:55money out of health care for people who can't afford it in
- 56:59order for like Elon to get like an extra like 5 million, like,
- 57:03you know, deduction like off his fucking like tax that he doesn't
- 57:06even pay anyways, probably. Yeah, it's making it to where,
- 57:10like we owe him money. It's like extreme couponing.
- 57:13This is just insanity. Or they go in and they use so
- 57:16many coupons. They're like, oh, they owe you
- 57:1850 bucks. You're like what?
- 57:19Right. And like when, like when you're
- 57:21in that tax bracket, you don't even know how much money you
- 57:23have. You have to like call up your
- 57:24accountant and ask like, you know, it's like, so it's like
- 57:26you're not even going to notice like the, the, you know.
- 57:31This is this is live reporting on BBC News.
- 57:34This just came through. Republicans and Democrats point
- 57:36fingers this shutdown comes into effect.
- 57:40A government shutdown started an hour ago.
- 57:42Members of both parties are laying the blame on one another.
- 57:45Congressman Bill Foster issued a statement saying Republicans
- 57:48bear responsibility for the shutdown given they control the
- 57:51House, the Senate and the White House.
- 57:53He wrote until they come to the table, families across the
- 57:56country will continue to pay the price.
- 57:59Representative John Morell said he's deeply frustrated and that
- 58:03the shutdown was a day's direct result of brutal and incompetent
- 58:09of a brutal and incompetent administration.
- 58:12Gavin Gavin Newsom shared a photo of Trump in his office and
- 58:16wrote on acts of the president. It was a very weak man who
- 58:20could, who can't even do stairs. That's, that's my, yeah.
- 58:24That was the thing that he rambled about on like in front
- 58:26of the generals was that he's making fun of Joe Biden.
- 58:29And he's like, and he's like, oh, he's always falling down
- 58:32stairs. And then and then he's like,
- 58:34he's like, I go very slowly, very slowly.
- 58:38I go very slowly up the stairs. You know, we're not in a race.
- 58:42We're not in a hurry. This is like in front of like
- 58:44the military. He's like, we're not in a hurry.
- 58:46So I go slow because you know, I, I, you know, I, I don't
- 58:51respect Obama, but I will say he just would jog down those
- 58:55stairs, not even holding any rails.
- 58:57Just go down there. I'll, I'll give him that.
- 58:59But I go slowly because all it takes is one time and they'll
- 59:02never forget. It was like a it was like a
- 59:06moment of him being self aware. But it's also like, dude, like
- 59:08what are like these guys? Like just flew in from like
- 59:11fucking like Somalia, like, you know, like, like Quantico to sit
- 59:16in like sit in like a fucking like, you know, it's like being
- 59:21in high school and you have to like go to like the auditorium
- 59:23or something. Like that's how it was.
- 59:24It was just like on the. Republican side The official
- 59:29account for for the Republican Conference in the US House of
- 59:33Representatives shared a video of lights in the Capitol
- 59:36building turning out writing that Democrats are putting
- 59:40illegal aliens 1st and hurting hard working Americans in the
- 59:43process. Chuck Flushman said Democrats
- 59:47have had officially shut down our government and hard working
- 59:50taxpayers will not have. We'll have to pay the bill.
- 59:54Fellow Representative Dusty Johnson said shutdowns are
- 59:58stupid and wrote in his statement that Democrat
- 1:00:01Democrats were putting American workers paychecks at risk.
- 1:00:06No bullshit. OK.
- 1:00:08The last shutdown was seven years ago under Trump.
- 1:00:10It was the longest shutdown that we've like had in like 80 years
- 1:00:13or something. And before that, it was fucking
- 1:00:17Ted Cruz saying that Obama had a repeal Obamacare and otherwise
- 1:00:29they weren't going to vote for the bill that they like would
- 1:00:32have agreed to normally. It like just like literally just
- 1:00:35like holding hostage. It cost the United States like
- 1:00:38fucking like something like $300 billion because it like of the
- 1:00:44hit like on the stock market. Like I think it might be more
- 1:00:48like I was being conservative there.
- 1:00:49Like it was like maybe a trillion dollars.
- 1:00:50Like I'm not even kidding. Like like a hit like on the GDP
- 1:00:53because of like, like the effects on the stock market,
- 1:00:56like the just the park services alone lose 400 or what is it?
- 1:01:02Yeah, $400,000 a day, every day that they just shut down just
- 1:01:09the parks and then just think about everything.
- 1:01:13You know, it's like you're still getting your Social Security
- 1:01:15checks. Fucking if you're a air traffic
- 1:01:18controller, you have to just work without getting paid.
- 1:01:21It's like part of the deal. Oh, that's like the National
- 1:01:24Guard guys. That's all those.
- 1:01:25Right. Oh yeah, it's the military for
- 1:01:26sure. They just work without getting
- 1:01:28paid. Yeah, and then and then and then
- 1:01:31Trump's and then Trump might just use this.
- 1:01:34Like Trump like now gets like, it's weird.
- 1:01:37It's like the executive branch gets like kind of like more
- 1:01:40powerful during a shutdown because like they get to like
- 1:01:43pick and choose like, like certain shit.
- 1:01:46So like doge, you know, the doge bags, Elon and his homies who
- 1:01:52are trying to fire everybody. Like now Trump can like just
- 1:01:56kind of finish the job and permanently, like he was saying,
- 1:02:01permanently layoff people, which has never happened before in a
- 1:02:04shutdown. And then today after that
- 1:02:08fucking like hour and a half long speech in front of the
- 1:02:10generals, he launches like his Trump RX pharmacy bullshit.
- 1:02:14And then he and then he's talking about like the shutdown
- 1:02:16and he goes, you know what we could do?
- 1:02:19We could just start taking benefits away from And then he
- 1:02:22like stopped himself. He's like.
- 1:02:24We don't want to. He's like you don't want to do.
- 1:02:26Threatening. Threatening to take benefits
- 1:02:30away from the American people in retribution for the Democrats
- 1:02:35not signing their fucking wack ass.
- 1:02:39You know, it's like a all it is is just like a bill that's
- 1:02:43saying that we'll we're good with like the old bill.
- 1:02:46You know, we're just going to extend it.
- 1:02:49That's what they want. It's called ACR continuing
- 1:02:51resolution, I think, and that happened back in March.
- 1:02:57We got close to this and then Chuck Schumer caved and and
- 1:03:01seven Democratic senators voted for it.
- 1:03:05Like they they were like in safe like spots, like, you know, it's
- 1:03:07like, they strategically were like, all right, you, you can do
- 1:03:10this, like get away with it, but nobody else like, you know, put
- 1:03:14your ass on the line This time. There was like, like the
- 1:03:17Democrats are also like in a tough spot because their
- 1:03:21approval ratings like so shitty, like with their own, like, you
- 1:03:25know, the, with the Democratic voters.
- 1:03:28And it's like they just feel like that they don't have like
- 1:03:29leadership and, and stuff like that's like what the polls say.
- 1:03:33So it's like now they're like, they have to stand their ground,
- 1:03:37you know? But then it's like, but even
- 1:03:41though Democrats actually believe in government and want
- 1:03:46it to work, whereas Republicans, all they do is say shit on the
- 1:03:50government, small government, government sucks.
- 1:03:53You know, it started with Reagan and shit.
- 1:03:55You like the worst thing you can hear this is a quote from
- 1:03:58Reagan, is hey, we're the government and we're here to
- 1:04:01help. Yeah.
- 1:04:04And from there on, except for all these assholes want to be in
- 1:04:07the government, right? They're all like, they're all
- 1:04:09running for like to be in Congress, but.
- 1:04:11And then just like, shit on it. It's like, bro, you're shitting
- 1:04:14on yourself. Do you realize that?
- 1:04:17But yeah. Well, I mean, this is going on
- 1:04:20right now. So government shutdown, it
- 1:04:24happened. Tight.
- 1:04:28I mean, we knew it was going to happen.
- 1:04:30It's just so dumb and the dumb. The dumbest fucking timeline,
- 1:04:36the dumbest timeline there be question #2 AI actor Tilly
- 1:04:42Norwood stores stirs outrage in Hollywood.
- 1:04:47They're always outraged in Hollywood.
- 1:04:49When I was out there, they were having the strikes and just like
- 1:04:52everybody's so pissed and then some.
- 1:04:54You'll see somebody like going into work who's like, not
- 1:04:56striking. And they're like, yeah, fuck
- 1:04:58you, man. Like, you have a bunch of like,
- 1:05:01theater kids, you know, like acting dramatic, dude.
- 1:05:07This is by Jake Coyle, New York AP Like thousands of actors,
- 1:05:13Tilly Norwood is looking for a Hollywood agent.
- 1:05:15But unlike most young performers aspiring to make it in the film
- 1:05:19industry, Tilly Norwood is entirely AI, or artificial.
- 1:05:23She's an artificial intelligence made character.
- 1:05:26Norwood, dubbed Hollywood's first AI actor, is the product
- 1:05:30of the of a company named Sequoia XAXICOIA, which.
- 1:05:40I think that's Elon's kids name, right?
- 1:05:43Yeah, I wanna say it's like Sequoia, which bills which bills
- 1:05:48itself as the world's world's first artificial intelligence
- 1:05:52talent studio, which the Dutch producer and comedian E Elaine
- 1:05:58van der Velden launched the digital character's perspective
- 1:06:02career. Tilly Norwood has been the has
- 1:06:04been all the talk in Hollywood, but not in a good way.
- 1:06:08Guilds, actors, film makers have met with the product or have met
- 1:06:12the product with an immediate wave of backlash, protesting
- 1:06:16that artificial intelligence should not have a starring role
- 1:06:19in the acting profession. In a statement Tuesday, the
- 1:06:22Screen Actors Guild said that creativity is and should remain
- 1:06:27human centered. To be clear, Tilly Norwood is
- 1:06:30not an actor. It is a character generated by a
- 1:06:32computer program that was trained on the work of countless
- 1:06:36professional performers without permission or conference
- 1:06:39compensation. There it is, the Guild said.
- 1:06:42It has no life experience to draw from, no emotion.
- 1:06:46And from what we've seen, audiences aren't interested in
- 1:06:49watching computer generated content untethered from the
- 1:06:52human experience. Founder of the AI products.
- 1:06:56Somebody tell Marvel Studios that.
- 1:06:58Yeah, she said that the talent agencies were circling Norwood
- 1:07:02and that she expected to be signing soon.
- 1:07:05Many Hollywood many in Hollywood though, hope that never happens.
- 1:07:10Hope all actors repped by the same agents that does this drop
- 1:07:13their ass, wrote actor Melissa Barrera in the Heights and
- 1:07:17screen on social media. How gross.
- 1:07:19Read the room. Any talent agency that engages
- 1:07:22in this should be bought, boycotted by all guilds.
- 1:07:25But, wrote Natasha Leone on Instagram, The Russian Doll star
- 1:07:30directing a feature titled Uncanny Valley that pledges to
- 1:07:35use ethical artificial intelligence in combination with
- 1:07:38traditional filmmaking techniques.
- 1:07:41Deeply misguided, totally disturbed, she added.
- 1:07:45Not the way, not the vibe, not the use.
- 1:07:47What do you think about this? I think it's interesting as
- 1:07:51fuck, but this is kind of what I was saying.
- 1:07:53Like in the beginning, you know, it's where it's like, like it's
- 1:07:56like a, it's not even a slow creep to like, I'm telling you,
- 1:08:02like I bet you this is that something like that is like
- 1:08:09normalized like quicker than you think.
- 1:08:13But I mean like that is like, I don't know, like to because to
- 1:08:17me it's like then like everybody could do it, right?
- 1:08:19Like what's what's so special about it?
- 1:08:21And I think it's like, it doesn't bother me like the one
- 1:08:26off, you know, like that they're like actually like their AI
- 1:08:32model is this persona. And we're we're going to treat
- 1:08:38it like it's an actress. I think it's, I think it's
- 1:08:41interesting. Yeah, I mean, it's pretty crazy
- 1:08:44that's that we've reached. Some point, yeah.
- 1:08:46Like it's like, to me that's it's different than if like a
- 1:08:49studio was just like creating their own AI shit, you know?
- 1:08:55To to those who have expressed anger over the creation of my AI
- 1:08:58character, Tilly Norwood. She's not a replacement for a
- 1:09:02human being, but a creative work, a piece of art that was
- 1:09:06said on Sunday. Like many forms of art before
- 1:09:09her, she sparks conversation, and that in itself shows the
- 1:09:13power of creativity. Vander Velden didn't respond to
- 1:09:17interview request Tuesday. In her post, she argued that AI
- 1:09:20characters should be judged as their own genre.
- 1:09:23Creating Tilly has been, for me, an act of imagination and
- 1:09:27craftsmanship, not unlike drawing a character, writing a
- 1:09:30rule or shaping a performance. It takes time, skill and
- 1:09:34iteration to bring such a character to life.
- 1:09:38So one of my best friends from college, he like back in the
- 1:09:46day, like he was doing live streaming and I was like, and
- 1:09:49he, he wanted me to like work with him.
- 1:09:51And I was like, OK, so like, who do you want to work with?
- 1:09:53Like, and he said Billboard records, because they were
- 1:09:55posting these videos like people would go to Billboard.
- 1:09:59It's like headquarters, like down in LA in the office.
- 1:10:02And they would play like a band would play like, you know, like
- 1:10:06a few songs and they would live stream it and it looked like,
- 1:10:10shit, This is like back, you know, like before it was like
- 1:10:12right when live streaming was like picking up and they like,
- 1:10:15posted on Facebook and it was just like brainy and shit
- 1:10:17shitty. And he was like, yeah, like,
- 1:10:19like I could just go in there and like take over 'cause he
- 1:10:22did. He was doing the video
- 1:10:25production for American Idol at the time.
- 1:10:29And so I cold called Billboard and got us a fucking meeting, an
- 1:10:33hour and a half long meeting with the VP of a video.
- 1:10:39And he was like, oh, he's like, we need to have lunch like once
- 1:10:41a month. Like give us like a tour of the
- 1:10:43office. Just like like took over like
- 1:10:45that live streaming shit. He just launched a company
- 1:10:48called Ultimate AI and what they're doing is promoting AI
- 1:10:56musicians and personas like that.
- 1:11:01And like, there's AI girls on Only Fans, yeah.
- 1:11:10Well, I didn't do that. I well.
- 1:11:12I I've heard that. I didn't, I didn't really get it
- 1:11:16at all. Like my brother was trying to
- 1:11:18explain it to me like a few weeks ago.
- 1:11:20I was like, that doesn't even make sense.
- 1:11:22It's like, why would, if you like could create an AI girl
- 1:11:26like that, why wouldn't you just have your own fucking website?
- 1:11:30Like why are you like pimping her out to to only fans, like
- 1:11:33having a third party involved? It's like, you know, you like,
- 1:11:36you obviously like have the capability to like, why wouldn't
- 1:11:39you just like go direct to consumer?
- 1:11:42But now it's it's, it's a fucking thing.
- 1:11:45But it like, but he was, but he was saying like it's like that.
- 1:11:49It's like a girl who's real and then she has like her AI like
- 1:11:56avatar on our only fans and that's that's what it is.
- 1:12:01And and the same thing with like the like the AI, it's like kind
- 1:12:05of like, you know, like me using like the AI vocals.
- 1:12:07It's like, you know, it's like I'm a real person, you know,
- 1:12:10like making the music. Are you?
- 1:12:13You're in love with ChatGPT. Dude, you're in a deep
- 1:12:16relationship. Dude, I, I'm like, what if I
- 1:12:19just like start hitting the voice, you know, and then it,
- 1:12:22and then all of a sudden like I'm just like talking to ChatGPT
- 1:12:26all the time. What do you?
- 1:12:28What are you doing in your room? It's like I love you, Andy.
- 1:12:31Dude, I was like actually like thinking about it like way too.
- 1:12:34Put your put your penis inside my USB drive.
- 1:12:38Doctor Yang ain't going to be with that with that.
- 1:12:42But no, I was actually thinking about it too much.
- 1:12:44Like I clicked on, I heard like 3-4 seconds of it and I'm just
- 1:12:47like, why is the default a British chick?
- 1:12:50You know, it's like, yeah, come on bro.
- 1:12:53Like whatever. Like.
- 1:12:55Oh no, my, my assistant's Australian chick.
- 1:12:57I have an Australian chick. It's type but.
- 1:12:59Did, but did you chose that? I picked that, yeah.
- 1:13:01Right. Like I, I don't know why I just
- 1:13:05assumed like I guess I just think of Chad GBT as like Sam
- 1:13:08Altman, the CEO. But I mean, do you?
- 1:13:12That's pretty crazy though. If we're doing, I mean, AI
- 1:13:19actors, that's going to be all AI movies.
- 1:13:22That's cool. Everybody freaking out about,
- 1:13:24it's a little goofy because they always freak out and they've
- 1:13:27been really hypersensitive about all this AI stuff, the story and
- 1:13:30Actors Guild, the writers, all the stuff, the protests and
- 1:13:34everything that they were having recently and like what like
- 1:13:38within the past like year and a half that I'm not shocked.
- 1:13:43Anything that moves away from them doing something, they're
- 1:13:46always bitching about it. Well, good for them, like 'cause
- 1:13:48they have like they have strong unions.
- 1:13:50Yeah, they got it. They got.
- 1:13:52It and this is an existential threat, just like I was saying,
- 1:13:55like you graphic graphic artist did your shit is done
- 1:13:59accountants, your shit is done financial advisors, your shit is
- 1:14:03done. Not financial advice, not
- 1:14:05financial advice, allegedly. I'm just saying like, like the
- 1:14:09amount of like like information and like that I can get like
- 1:14:14that would cost you like, you know that you like.
- 1:14:16I have no clue how to like embed my like like ISRC like for my
- 1:14:24music into a YouTube video, you know, in order to get it to like
- 1:14:30be a short because I have an official artist page like I
- 1:14:32would no fucking clue. And now I know everything about.
- 1:14:35It does. It knows how to do that.
- 1:14:37Yeah, yeah. And then like, not only does it
- 1:14:40know how to do that to like make it like easy for me to do it,
- 1:14:44you know, like kid new screenshots, like I just
- 1:14:48uploaded my song that I'm about to publish or like, I, I sent it
- 1:14:54to the distributor. They're just like, they have to
- 1:14:56like review it, make sure that it's like, like, not like
- 1:14:59somebody else's song and shit. And then they send it out to
- 1:15:01like Spotify, Apple and shit. But anyways, I had to like fill
- 1:15:06out the genres of music and I uploaded the file to ChatGPT
- 1:15:12right before we. Started recording.
- 1:15:13I was like. 'Cause like there's so many
- 1:15:15different like categories. I'm like, what, what, what would
- 1:15:17you say this is? And then it and ChatGPT listened
- 1:15:20to my song and then gave me a full last breakdown of the genre
- 1:15:25of music. It is, it's like, it's like,
- 1:15:26it's like, I would say like electronic hip hop for the
- 1:15:30primary genre. So electronic sub genre of hip
- 1:15:33hop and then the secondary genre dance and and This is why and
- 1:15:38like and also like telling me why I should pick that for
- 1:15:44search engine optimization purposes for the platforms and
- 1:15:49why that like and why that was the reason.
- 1:15:51You know, it's just like so and it's just like you're in
- 1:15:54lovable, you're in love with it. Well, it's just wild like.
- 1:15:58Obsessed with it. OK, you see, I see you use.
- 1:16:01It for like fucking therapy questions and it sucked and now
- 1:16:04it's just like totally different.
- 1:16:05You're obsessed with it. Scientists create human eggs in
- 1:16:08the lab. Using skin cells, scientists
- 1:16:12have created human eggs containing genes from.
- 1:16:14Adult skin cells A. Step that someday can help women
- 1:16:17who are infertile or gay couples have babies of their with their
- 1:16:21own genes that would be also raised wait but would also raise
- 1:16:27different ethical and social legal issues.
- 1:16:30This is a significant step forward.
- 1:16:32This is you know what happened at I'm I'm not going to try to
- 1:16:35pronounce that name of the Oregon Health and Science
- 1:16:39Services or Oregon Health and Science University in Portland
- 1:16:43who led the research in public in the journal Nature
- 1:16:46Communications. Millions of millions of women
- 1:16:49can't have children using their own eggs because their age or
- 1:16:52other reasons. So scientists.
- 1:16:54Scientists have been trying to create human eggs in the lab
- 1:16:57that carry the genes of the people struggling to have
- 1:17:00children. The field is known as Vitro game
- 1:17:03toes game vitro gammatogenesis. It involves researchers around
- 1:17:12the world, including Japan, as well as US biotech companies.
- 1:17:15That's fucking awesome. This technology would allow many
- 1:17:18of these women to have genetically their own eggs and
- 1:17:21have them genetically have genetically related children,
- 1:17:24which is super cool. That's awesome.
- 1:17:28Like stopping in the article. That's bad ass.
- 1:17:32Yeah. I mean, that's fucking.
- 1:17:35Awesome. Being able to create eggs from.
- 1:17:37Skin cells at this point that's crazy.
- 1:17:39I mean is that's not scare you. AI is more.
- 1:17:43Scary. I mean, I'm sure there's.
- 1:17:47Something creepy about it, like a like a.
- 1:17:50Is that like one step away from like?
- 1:17:53Cloning humans like, you know, like, what do you mean?
- 1:17:56Well, you're just creating an egg cell from somebody who wants
- 1:17:59that. Who?
- 1:17:59Creating an egg for somebody who wants to have a kid?
- 1:18:02You're creating a human, Yeah. You're in a lab.
- 1:18:09You're. In a lab, we already do that.
- 1:18:12You're not. Cloning a person rather than
- 1:18:13taking the egg. From the person, they're just
- 1:18:16creating an egg from other skills.
- 1:18:17Maybe they have bad eggs or they don't have eggs at all.
- 1:18:19That's pretty cool you're giving people the the option to.
- 1:18:24I'll let you. Know like more?
- 1:18:25About it whenever. I move into the office of the
- 1:18:27graphic. Artist at the fucking semen in
- 1:18:29the House of Spice as somebody who's adopted it would be.
- 1:18:34Cool, like that being an option for people who use adoption.
- 1:18:41To have kids. While it's not the end of the
- 1:18:43world, but it is weird not looking like anybody your entire
- 1:18:47life, if that makes sense. So like if you were going to
- 1:18:50adopt A kid, you had the choice to adopt.
- 1:18:52You're basically just like now, like now, all the kids who need
- 1:18:55to be adopted. No, there's people who might
- 1:18:58choose to adopt, but if you this is gonna be not cheap.
- 1:19:01This is gonna be super expensive.
- 1:19:02So it's like people who decide to have a surrogate baby rather
- 1:19:05than adopting, this is just another option for them to
- 1:19:08having their own genetic child using their own eggs.
- 1:19:11That's pretty cool for gay couples.
- 1:19:13It's super cool for a gay couple to be able to do something like
- 1:19:16that 'cause that's what they're saying.
- 1:19:19It's like so you could create. An egg.
- 1:19:22And then use the other the other person to get in and they would
- 1:19:26have a child. That's pretty fucking cool.
- 1:19:28I agree with that. Like that's what I'm saying is
- 1:19:30the it's applicable. To a lot of different people.
- 1:19:33Obviously people should still adopt and those sorts of things,
- 1:19:36but if you have the option and you could choose to do that,
- 1:19:39people might choose to go that route.
- 1:19:41Yeah, for sure. I'm just saying like that there
- 1:19:44are some. Ethical things that should be
- 1:19:46taken into consideration? Definitely no.
- 1:19:49There's definitely raises lots of questions.
- 1:19:52That's what it said in the article.
- 1:19:54It raises lots of difficult ethical, social, and legal
- 1:19:58issues, but it's cool that like we've reached that point in
- 1:20:00technology when it comes to those things where something
- 1:20:03like that is a potential option for someone.
- 1:20:06That's cool. I agree.
- 1:20:08Shout out, human. Technology would allow.
- 1:20:13Many women genetically related children.
- 1:20:17How? How are you pronouncing them
- 1:20:19game? Game 2, genius.
- 1:20:22Game. Two genius Yeah Game Game 2.
- 1:20:30Genius Game 2 Genius. Game 2, genius.
- 1:20:35That's how we do it. Game 2 genius itty bitty chain
- 1:20:43wrap around my brain. I've missed those days of like
- 1:20:46late in 2000. Early or late 90s, early 2000s
- 1:20:51hip hop, hip hop. So it's like old school cash
- 1:20:54money whenever like old school cash money and shit 'cause.
- 1:20:57They were doing that. They were like.
- 1:20:58Every song I like you should check out the song that I just I
- 1:21:03sent you during the break I've started doing.
- 1:21:05That so like I'm putting in AD libs in the background like on
- 1:21:09my lyrics and like I just wanted to see how it would go.
- 1:21:12It did so good. Like like it's just like, just
- 1:21:17like makes the song like that much more rich, you know, like.
- 1:21:21And so it's just like like I think the one I sang you was
- 1:21:24like Mr. Goody, Mr. Goody, Great Gatsby.
- 1:21:28And so like in the chorus, that's the last line of like the
- 1:21:31four bars. And it's like, it's like, it's
- 1:21:33Mr. Goody, Great Gatsby who's like Goody.
- 1:21:36And then but then in like like I'll put it in like an or like
- 1:21:40it's like it's like stunting like a track and he from the
- 1:21:45first to the last heat hot. But it sounds fucking good dude.
- 1:21:55I always like. I thought like the more simple.
- 1:21:58I made like, I just like give them the basic lyrics, like
- 1:22:01otherwise they'd fuck it up. And then I realized like, Nah, I
- 1:22:04can like tell like them to get like exactly like how I want the
- 1:22:08vocals like to sound. And then I and then I and then
- 1:22:10once it comes out, then I can like fuck with it too.
- 1:22:14Ethical concerns abound. And even if it did work, the
- 1:22:19technology would create a lot of lots of tricky issues.
- 1:22:22Some warning, this could help create designer babies where
- 1:22:25parents can pick and choose the trends of their child.
- 1:22:28We could see more efforts to use this to try to have the
- 1:22:30so-called enhancement purpose, to try to get embryos that would
- 1:22:34be stronger, more athletic or more musical or better at math
- 1:22:38or more intelligent. I was going to say that.
- 1:22:41Biologist. Yeah, some people.
- 1:22:43Because you were. Saying.
- 1:22:45It's going to be expensive and. So I was going to say this was
- 1:22:47the. People who are like.
- 1:22:48Picking blue eyes for their fucking kids are the people who
- 1:22:51are going to be able to afford this.
- 1:22:53So they're just like, they're just like got like a fucking
- 1:22:55farm of eggs, like until like, you know, and then they're just
- 1:22:59like keep it going until like they're ready.
- 1:23:01And then they're like just pick of the litter.
- 1:23:03And then from there then they like start doing like the
- 1:23:06fucking crisper shit where they're just like, take out all
- 1:23:08the bad jeans, you know, make them all Aryan as fuck, just
- 1:23:12like Hitler's wet dream. And then, you know, it's just
- 1:23:15like, that's the American. That's what I'm saying.
- 1:23:18Slippery has slope. We could have Taylor Swift.
- 1:23:21Babies all over the world. It's a.
- 1:23:23Theoretical possibility, but not crazy.
- 1:23:26It's a technology that's very promising, but it raises a
- 1:23:29number of daunting ethical questions.
- 1:23:31Another possibility using this technology to create unibaby, a
- 1:23:36child containing one person's genetic material.
- 1:23:40That's a very, it's a very weird possibility, but everyone would
- 1:23:45want to see that. There are 8 billion people in
- 1:23:48this world, and some of them have very strong egos.
- 1:23:51Of course somebody's going to do that.
- 1:23:53Like I can guarantee that no? One would do that.
- 1:23:55I mean, there was that, that Doctor Who.
- 1:23:58The Una baby. That's crazy.
- 1:24:01Remember, there's the doctors doing like artificial.
- 1:24:02Insemination, but he would just use his own.
- 1:24:04Sperm. Yeah, like 250 babies, yeah,
- 1:24:07that shit's crazy. Yeah, of course somebody's going
- 1:24:10to do that like as. Soon as this shit is available.
- 1:24:13Somebody's going to do that. That's something I didn't even
- 1:24:15think I would ever think about. I didn't even know what like
- 1:24:18that, what that is like that. I've never even.
- 1:24:20Heard that una baby. Oh my God is that like what if
- 1:24:24it's like incest though? Where it's like always just cuts
- 1:24:28out retarded hard arm. Dude that's crazy having a.
- 1:24:33Unibaby, dude, I'm going to. That's the next song right
- 1:24:36there, dude. It's very weird.
- 1:24:37Well. Would anyone want to do that?
- 1:24:40Well, there's. 8 billion people and some of them have very
- 1:24:43strong egos, so we're very rich, so I wouldn't guarantee that no
- 1:24:47one would want to do that. While the other possibilities
- 1:24:50need to be debated, Greedy and others argue that technology is
- 1:24:54worth pursuing with proper oversight.
- 1:24:56If it's if it was safe, it would offer relief to literally
- 1:25:00millions of people around the world who desperately want to
- 1:25:03have kids who are genetically theirs.
- 1:25:05That's crazy for I mean the trans community is probably.
- 1:25:09What would that even be? Like what would I'm telling you
- 1:25:12look like the trans? Community is is is rooting for
- 1:25:14this so that they get the heat off of.
- 1:25:16Them like and then be like we we can't have Unibabies playing
- 1:25:21against our my daughter in sports a baby containing one
- 1:25:26person's. Genetic material, dude.
- 1:25:29That would be mind blind. That would be a fucking freak
- 1:25:32baby dude. There's no way it's not.
- 1:25:34Going I think it might be the title of the audio pod because.
- 1:25:38It would be Una baby. Dude, that's way.
- 1:25:42Crazier than fucking an AI actress like getting pimped.
- 1:25:45Out to like the agency. I didn't see the UNA baby part.
- 1:25:50I just like that. Was interesting, I didn't know
- 1:25:51what he'd be talking about. Buried the lead babies with one
- 1:25:55person's genetic. Material dude it.
- 1:25:57Would have like, it would have exaggerations of all of your
- 1:26:00best and worst traits. Like it'd be a fucking weirdo.
- 1:26:03So like if you were like if like you had like a crazy nose, but
- 1:26:07you didn't because like your dad's nose cancelled it out.
- 1:26:10So it was kind of normal. It would just be off the deep
- 1:26:13end. You'd have like a fucking freak
- 1:26:15nose, dude, because it would just go wild.
- 1:26:17It would just be all the good, all the bad.
- 1:26:19I don't know. I don't think there, it'd be
- 1:26:21extremes. There'd be nothing to like
- 1:26:22cancel stuff. It's like there's like people
- 1:26:25out there that like, you know. Are good, wholesome, really good
- 1:26:30looking people who weren't traumatized as a as a child,
- 1:26:33like, you know, that double up on that, you know what I'm
- 1:26:38saying? Like my my my dad grew up.
- 1:26:41Like in the streets of Philly. That's still a.
- 1:26:43That's still a. Combination of two people and
- 1:26:45that's what you have. So you'd be.
- 1:26:46Like but but when you say like you have your dad's nose, that
- 1:26:50means. Like you have to dilute it, you
- 1:26:52got to dilute it a little. I don't think that's how it.
- 1:26:54Works. I think you you have your.
- 1:26:57Dad's nose because the cause like that's that's how the
- 1:27:01process worked. It that would be your mom wasn't
- 1:27:04involved. That is more cloning than
- 1:27:06anything that would be. Cloning.
- 1:27:10Yeah, yeah. Would you?
- 1:27:12I was going to put. This therapy.
- 1:27:14Question in Would you rather? Find out that you're actually a
- 1:27:18clone or or find out. That.
- 1:27:24There's a there's a clone of you and your expiration date already
- 1:27:29passed. Find.
- 1:27:33Out that I'm a clone I guess 'cause I'd be self aware and I
- 1:27:36could like try. To stop it, stop it.
- 1:27:40Oh yeah, stop them from cloning people like.
- 1:27:43You know, fight the clone. Yeah, Rebel.
- 1:27:45Rebel. It's like a clone superhero now.
- 1:27:46Yeah, that's Rebel. Yeah.
- 1:27:48Then I'm self aware. Then I know I'm a clone.
- 1:27:50That's. And then you go.
- 1:27:51You go end all cloning. Shut it down so you're like
- 1:27:56Batman or? Something like what it's saying,
- 1:27:58yeah. Why?
- 1:27:59Not. A bit shitting on your shitting
- 1:28:03in your. Hair like be on the lookout, be.
- 1:28:05On the lookout? For Yuna baby dude, that's.
- 1:28:08Fucking wild that is. Did that baby be a freak?
- 1:28:12I just can't get over it. I can't.
- 1:28:13OK I went to the prompt ChatGPT with hey can.
- 1:28:16You make cover art of a Yuna baby and just see what happens.
- 1:28:19And we'll, we'll keep this short.
- 1:28:22I mean, it is. Needed to be talked about.
- 1:28:24We had another shooting. What we know about the Michigan
- 1:28:27church shooter Thomas Sanford. And it's not just like harp on
- 1:28:32this one shooting. This has been getting so out of
- 1:28:35hand, man, with all these. And we've been saying this
- 1:28:37before every time this happens on the podcast.
- 1:28:40This one's wild, Thomas Jacob Sanford, a Marine veteran who
- 1:28:45killed at least four people and injured 8 at a Latter Day Saints
- 1:28:48church in Michigan. He had a break up with his
- 1:28:51girlfriend with an LDS girlfriend more than 10 years
- 1:28:54ago. Yeah, he said.
- 1:28:56He keeps to express and let. Us know hey.
- 1:28:58Mormons are bad. Mormons are the Antichrist like
- 1:29:04and it's in Michigan in. This like area I always.
- 1:29:07Talk about that's just got militias and crazy right wing
- 1:29:11religious groups with fucking guns who hang out in the woods.
- 1:29:19It's so exhausting. And then there was another
- 1:29:21Marine guy. Who shot up some bar over the
- 1:29:24weekend? This guy, Yeah, broke up with
- 1:29:29the FLDFLDS girl 10 years ago. Police say instead, he rammed
- 1:29:35his truck into the church with these big ass American flags on
- 1:29:39the back and then just started opening fire.
- 1:29:41And then he got in a shootout and was killed.
- 1:29:43It's like, dude, just if you want to do this stuff, like just
- 1:29:47take care of yourself. Don't take other people out with
- 1:29:49you. Just do just like, you know, go
- 1:29:51find a spot in the woods. I think of this time when
- 1:29:54there's this, there's a movie called Dirty Work, and it's
- 1:29:58really. Ridiculous.
- 1:29:59It's got norm. MacDonald in it.
- 1:30:01It's great. There's a part where Don Rickles
- 1:30:03is in it and there's talking shit to everybody and he's just
- 1:30:06grilling everybody. Power couple right there.
- 1:30:09And he has this, He has this fucking.
- 1:30:12Thing that he. Says to Norm MacDonald where
- 1:30:14he's like, why don't you just like, go buy a house in the
- 1:30:16woods and like, don't bother anybody.
- 1:30:19Like that's what you should go do if you want to go do stupid
- 1:30:23shit like this. Just like go live in, go move to
- 1:30:26fucking middle and aware jabronis Ville and just like
- 1:30:30leave everyone the fuck alone. What's happening?
- 1:30:33Crash into a church to go shoot people up.
- 1:30:35I'm not even religious. Mormons.
- 1:30:38The Mormon religion is absolutely absurd to me.
- 1:30:41Don't like especially FLD, especially fundamentalist Latter
- 1:30:44Day Saints. They they still believe.
- 1:30:46I was wondering what the F was. I was like, are you getting that
- 1:30:48right, bro? Yeah, they.
- 1:30:49They the difference is they still practice.
- 1:30:52Polygamy. So that's like war and.
- 1:30:53Jeffs. Those got that's whatever you
- 1:30:55get into the weird like brides that are underage.
- 1:30:58That's when you start getting to the Latter Day Saints 'cause
- 1:31:01they're the like the Latter Day Saints are practice what
- 1:31:04Mormonism used to be before Mormon said we don't practice
- 1:31:07polygamy anymore. They stopped the OG.
- 1:31:10They stopped the FLDS. Did not stop.
- 1:31:13That is the 2 main. Decisions.
- 1:31:16That's why they think they kicked him out of the church or
- 1:31:18they think. That they're like.
- 1:31:20They're not allowed to like Mormon stuff.
- 1:31:21Well, this is this is like just real quick and I'll let you keep
- 1:31:23going like the way I it's. How I say like with people who
- 1:31:26vote for Trump's, like so yeah, I don't like Trump, but that
- 1:31:29doesn't mean I don't like people who vote for him.
- 1:31:31It's like, yeah, like the Mormon church is wack, but that's what
- 1:31:34doesn't mean like I don't like Mormon.
- 1:31:36Yeah, it's like, what the fuck are we talking about?
- 1:31:38Like, but this just sounds like a fucking like an in cell who
- 1:31:44like got like he like got lucky with like his like high school
- 1:31:47sweetheart or some shit and then also probably got like PTSD and
- 1:31:50and then like it's like online, you know, and has access to guns
- 1:31:55and just like went wild. Well, and when you get out into
- 1:31:58those like extreme religious groups.
- 1:32:00That are on those like far right fundamentalists, like
- 1:32:03evangelical doomsday types, like they have issues with Catholics,
- 1:32:07they have issues with the Mormons and Latter Day Saints.
- 1:32:10They have issues with other denominations of Christianity
- 1:32:16because they take issue with their practice, what they
- 1:32:19believe, whatever, and they view them as like, you know, evil
- 1:32:23people. So like they would want to take
- 1:32:25those. People out just as much.
- 1:32:27As they want to take out somebody else who doesn't
- 1:32:29believe that they they have like issues with those sex.
- 1:32:34Yeah, I know. It's so it's so weird to me
- 1:32:36because fucking weird. Like, like I had somebody.
- 1:32:38Question me like like they're like, Oh, you're Catholic is
- 1:32:41like, which I'm not, but my family is right.
- 1:32:45Like, but she's like, oh, I thought I was like Christian.
- 1:32:49I was like, what are you talking?
- 1:32:50I was like the Catholics are like the original Christians,
- 1:32:53like the like we have the Pope. It's like you're like, like,
- 1:32:58what is it born again bullshit? Like Methodist and all that.
- 1:33:01Like that doesn't exist without the Catholic Church.
- 1:33:04It's like, I don't get how people are like Catholics are
- 1:33:06different than Christians. It's like they're like, you
- 1:33:10know, it's like Peter the Apostle, like started
- 1:33:14Christianity as a Catholic. Yeah.
- 1:33:17But after the relationship ended on 40, he was. 40, served as a
- 1:33:21mechanic in the Iraq War had a woman who was in the LDS church.
- 1:33:25They while they. While he briefly lived in Utah,
- 1:33:28Sanford was also heavily abusing drugs at the time.
- 1:33:30After that relationship ended, he moved back to his native
- 1:33:33Michigan where he would open discuss his hatred for the LDS
- 1:33:36church. He even spoke to the church at I
- 1:33:44spoke about it at this person's. Wedding saying I didn't go down.
- 1:33:47A good path. He said Sanford was known around
- 1:33:49his small Michigan suburb for his distinctive pickup truck,
- 1:33:53but she often drove around with two American flags flying from
- 1:33:56the bed, flying from the bed behind him.
- 1:33:59In recent weeks, local said he began to act, behaving oddly,
- 1:34:03nearly running over a long time friend with his truck and a
- 1:34:06seeming joke and asking a local political candidate questions
- 1:34:10about his positions on guns and Obluon declaring his hatred for
- 1:34:14the church. Yeah, that was a that was a City
- 1:34:16Councilman who was like going door to door to, like get votes.
- 1:34:19And he knocked on that dude's door.
- 1:34:21The shooter and and then the the shooter asked him like what,
- 1:34:25what his position on guns were. And he's like, he's like, I like
- 1:34:29respect the Second Amendment, blah, blah, blah.
- 1:34:31And then like he quickly goes, what do you think about Mormons?
- 1:34:33It's like like within like. Like 3 minutes like of like he's
- 1:34:39like I just. Just wanted to vote for City
- 1:34:41Council. Dude that is crazy.
- 1:34:44I like, I wish we knew, like what drugs he.
- 1:34:45Was heavily doing 'cause like this sounds.
- 1:34:47Like a meth head. Oh yeah, who just got like,
- 1:34:51spun? The fuck out.
- 1:34:53Yeah, sputting. The fuck out was already
- 1:34:54paranoid as. Shit, I mean, this dude's just
- 1:34:58running around talking. Talking shit about Mormons.
- 1:35:01Everywhere and he looks crazy as fuck.
- 1:35:08What's fun about Mormons when you're in high school?
- 1:35:13Anal sex but. Yeah, I mean.
- 1:35:21In the magic world. Mormons do some pretty.
- 1:35:24Crazy stuff, but it's like, that's just like, that's just.
- 1:35:26Wild to crash into churches and stuff.
- 1:35:29Like that, that's such. I never understood that it's
- 1:35:31such a cowardly move to to like attack churches is I've it
- 1:35:35doesn't matter like what they believe who they are.
- 1:35:38Any any religious background attacking churches is such a
- 1:35:42cowardly ass thing. I think back to like Highlander
- 1:35:46whenever like McLeod and the main bad guy are like they can't
- 1:35:50fight on holy ground. And so when they talk and talk
- 1:35:52shit, they just argue in churches because they can't
- 1:35:55fight in church because it's holy ground.
- 1:35:56It's such easy. It's such like it's just even
- 1:35:59like such a well lying fruit. Yeah, like Israel and.
- 1:36:02Like Iran, like, like, you know. Don't.
- 1:36:04Don't fuck around like in Jerusalem.
- 1:36:07It's such a low lying. It's like low lying fruit, like
- 1:36:09you're going in there and catching.
- 1:36:11People when they're practicing their faith in a moment of
- 1:36:14peace, and that's when you choose to go, go, go attack
- 1:36:18these people. That's so cowardly and stupid.
- 1:36:21Like, obviously shooting people is bad, murder is wrong, but
- 1:36:24just even like it's so cowardly to do it in that setting.
- 1:36:29It's so frustrating. Schools is another one.
- 1:36:33The schools and the churches is are such cowardly settings to
- 1:36:38choose to do something like this.
- 1:36:40Like nobody should do this shit anyways, but of all places you
- 1:36:44choose to do it, you're doing a school or you're doing a fucking
- 1:36:46church. It's not like they're going into
- 1:36:48an IKEA where it's like hard to navigate.
- 1:36:51They go to places where people are Uber, Uber exposed, super
- 1:36:56vulnerable in situations where like those are.
- 1:36:59That's the last thought that somebody thought they would be
- 1:37:01when they went to church that day.
- 1:37:03And that's fucked up because some methed out redneck dude who
- 1:37:07got dumped by some girl 10 years ago in Utah decided he wants to
- 1:37:11drive his truck through the side of your building.
- 1:37:14That's ridiculous. And that the whole religious
- 1:37:17persecution of any type of person drives me insane, pushes
- 1:37:22my buttons on a level that really bothers me.
- 1:37:25It bothers me how Christianity tries to religiously persecute
- 1:37:29others and oppose their will on everyone and hold everybody up
- 1:37:33to their moral litmus test. And if you don't, you know, if
- 1:37:36you don't meet up to the standards and the values I'm
- 1:37:39projecting on you, then you're a bad person.
- 1:37:41That's fucking garbage. But then also like Mormons being
- 1:37:45like, oh you know, black people can't go to church with us for
- 1:37:48forever until they finally let black people people in the
- 1:37:50church like that shit's goofy. Like all of this stuff is dumb.
- 1:37:54Anybody dying in the name of someone's religion or being
- 1:37:57murdered because of their religion is the stupidest thing
- 1:38:00ever to me. It drives me insane.
- 1:38:02Sorry tangent over but it pisses me off to the Max seeing this.
- 1:38:08I was arguing with somebody about Israel and Palestine and I
- 1:38:11told him at the end of the day like everybody in this is dumb.
- 1:38:15Donald Trump did say 1 smart thing one time when he was like,
- 1:38:18they've both been fighting for so long they don't know what the
- 1:38:20fuck they're doing. Do you understand me?
- 1:38:23They don't know what the fuck they're doing.
- 1:38:26And that's where it's at the end of the day.
- 1:38:28They both have a religious justification for what they
- 1:38:30want. They both want the same thing.
- 1:38:33They both are willing to go to extreme means to do it.
- 1:38:36One has more means and that's not just it's really necessarily
- 1:38:38Palestine. I'm just talking.
- 1:38:39I don't know if Israel has like a a religious like.
- 1:38:43You know, they're just like, no, I mean, they're just like
- 1:38:46constantly like defending themselves against genocide,
- 1:38:48but. What I'm saying?
- 1:38:49But now committing genocide at the same time.
- 1:38:50But like, yeah, but I mean, but they're a.
- 1:38:52Theocratic state. So you can't necessarily say.
- 1:38:54Democracy, bro. They are, but they're a.
- 1:38:58Religious state, that's such. A They're a religious democracy.
- 1:39:03They're more their democracy and the.
- 1:39:05Way their government is ran and. Religion is is embedded in their
- 1:39:10government and way more like it is in Iran than it is like in
- 1:39:13the United States. No way.
- 1:39:16More like the United States. More like, actually more like,
- 1:39:19more like like like European countries, like they have like a
- 1:39:21parliament, but you know, they don't even have a constitution.
- 1:39:24But like, no, because I used to, I get confused about this too,
- 1:39:27because the quick draw Casanova, Sean Drobeck, he would say he's
- 1:39:31a quarter Jewish. I go, bro, how are you a quarter
- 1:39:33fucking Jewish? It's a religion, but it's like
- 1:39:36it's actually more than a religion.
- 1:39:38You know, it's like, it's almost, it's like a race.
- 1:39:40But what I am saying is well. They would love to have cause
- 1:39:46like what if Israel attains everything Western bank, They
- 1:39:49only have all of Israel. There's a one.
- 1:39:50They have one state. There's no two state solution,
- 1:39:53whatever. That's what they would want.
- 1:39:54That is what they want. That's what the people in power
- 1:39:56want. OK.
- 1:39:59The opposite, the people in power.
- 1:40:02On the other side of this. Religious war because at the end
- 1:40:04of the day, that's what these that that's what the Battle of
- 1:40:07the Middle East is essentially is a religious war that's been
- 1:40:10going on for forever, 3000 years.
- 1:40:14So so that that's what I'm saying.
- 1:40:16Is at the end of the day. They if they want to have some
- 1:40:19Muslim or Islamic caliphate, Muslim state where it's all
- 1:40:23Muslim control, they both want the same thing.
- 1:40:25They're both willing to go to extreme measures to get the
- 1:40:28things that they would want to attain, which is the other
- 1:40:30person not being there. Well, I I feel like.
- 1:40:35That's a representative of all the people.
- 1:40:38But yeah, the the. Majority of the Israeli people.
- 1:40:42Just want to fucking exist and get along like, you know, it's
- 1:40:48like they had. The Abraham Accords.
- 1:40:50Where they normalize relations like with Saudi Arabia so that
- 1:40:53it's like for the first time ever, you know, it's like in
- 1:40:56like Dubai, like like Jewish, like Israelis could go to like
- 1:41:00Dubai and like, you know, like drop the drop a no, no, no, no.
- 1:41:05But like, so like I'm saying like if, like in a perfect
- 1:41:09world, Israel would just like these fools to calm the fuck
- 1:41:14down. Also, like with Iran, it's, it
- 1:41:19hasn't been 3000 years with Iran, like the, the, the Jews
- 1:41:24and the Persians used to kick it.
- 1:41:26And then it was these motherfucking mullahs that, you
- 1:41:29know, had the revolution in 1970 and it was like death to America
- 1:41:34cause America's supporting the Shah and America supports
- 1:41:36Israel. Like death to America, death the
- 1:41:38Jews. That was like the rallying call.
- 1:41:41And then that now they just have to stick with it because no,
- 1:41:43this is like a religious fundamental war on both sides.
- 1:41:46You get of of the people in. Charge, though not of the like.
- 1:41:50Like the Iranian? People like no, I know I'm not.
- 1:41:54I know, but I'm that's what I'm saying.
- 1:41:55But they're they're but but but. But that is the that's an actual
- 1:42:01theocratic state like. Israelis get to vote for their
- 1:42:03fucking like members of like the party or the the Knesset, the
- 1:42:10the decisions that are made in that region by these governments
- 1:42:13and by these people. In power are made just as much,
- 1:42:16if not more for religious reasons than any other reason
- 1:42:20that is at the forefront of their their decision making when
- 1:42:23it comes to some of these things.
- 1:42:24It's a forefront and why evangelicals are also so pro
- 1:42:29whatever is going on in the Middle East because they want
- 1:42:31the world to end. So everybody's got some stake,
- 1:42:34some religious stake in this battle.
- 1:42:36And that's really why they're having these battles in the
- 1:42:38fucking first place, right? Like they they got they have a
- 1:42:40church, a mosque and a temple all.
- 1:42:44Cobalt mines and lithium mines and all this crap.
- 1:42:47That we've seen wars over there's more and more people
- 1:42:50that have been killed in the name of religion and it's
- 1:42:52stupid. And this is and or killed
- 1:42:54because of their religion. And we've seen an uptick in this
- 1:42:58country which has freedom of religion.
- 1:43:00So to see some crazy methed out nut job go shoot up a bunch of
- 1:43:04Mormons because some girl dumped him is the stupidest story I've
- 1:43:09ever heard. It's the dumbest reason for a
- 1:43:11bunch of people to lose their lives in a moment when they're
- 1:43:14just to sing their faith. And I'm not like an over.
- 1:43:16I mean, just I mean fucking 911, bro, that's religion.
- 1:43:20You know it's. A jihad bro.
- 1:43:23Yeah, sort of. It's fundamental, Yeah.
- 1:43:25This motherfucker was on a jihad, bro.
- 1:43:27Extreme fundamentalist. Views.
- 1:43:29Fundamentalist Views. When you get to the
- 1:43:30fundamentalist of any real. Fundamentalism of any religion.
- 1:43:34It's some scary shit. Or to like the, you know like
- 1:43:38the just the. Fundamentalism of extremism and
- 1:43:42like, I like extreme hate towards somebody or a religion,
- 1:43:46you know, that's the reason you see these people that are like
- 1:43:48strictly Old Testament and they're like dancing with snakes
- 1:43:51and. Shit, there's no snake charmers
- 1:43:53in the New Testament. The Old Testament God, the, the,
- 1:43:56the Old Testament God's super pissed.
- 1:43:58He's super jealous, super angry and spiteful and he's, he's a
- 1:44:03Dick dude and like and like wants to like, you know, punish
- 1:44:07and kill all. Everybody besides.
- 1:44:09Noah and wants to punish people, so if that is the basis.
- 1:44:13Of your religion is and those stories.
- 1:44:15Or those tales that's the basis of the of the Jew, Jewish
- 1:44:19religion and they only, I know they only fuck with the Old
- 1:44:21Testament and they're not dancing.
- 1:44:22With snakes, no, I charmers in the in the New Testament.
- 1:44:26But what I'm saying is. But you can get into super
- 1:44:29fundamentalist views of. Judaism and those can be
- 1:44:33extreme, extremely dangerous views to have on other people.
- 1:44:38It doesn't 100% Muslims. It doesn't matter what it is
- 1:44:41when you reach that level of it and.
- 1:44:43You're using the. Then that is the text that
- 1:44:45you're choosing to interpret and you take that to its extreme
- 1:44:49interpretation of applying, making these rules applicable to
- 1:44:53now to today's time. It's those are extremely
- 1:44:57dangerous. Sharia law like like it's the
- 1:44:59same thing. Yeah, it's exactly thing.
- 1:45:01I know it's it's. That's two sides of the same
- 1:45:03coin. Yeah, it's, it's such a
- 1:45:05dangerous realm to be. In that those are the.
- 1:45:09Factions that you see fighting, those are the people that
- 1:45:12Netanyahu's enabled in Israel, buddied up with to maintain and
- 1:45:16power, that those are the people that are like, oh, well, we're
- 1:45:19just going to cut off all the water to the people and God,
- 1:45:21those are the people. And he takes a lot of their cues
- 1:45:24from them because he has to, to, to basically not like go to
- 1:45:27prison for war crimes. He has to, yeah, he's has to say
- 1:45:32Prime Minister or so, because he's on trial, right?
- 1:45:34But they can't like continue it while he's Prime Minister or he
- 1:45:37can't go to jail, whatever the fuck.
- 1:45:39But that's that's that. But I also I feel like that
- 1:45:42Netanyahu, but he was never down for his two state solution.
- 1:45:47You know, like, well, that's I I don't think.
- 1:45:49But there's there's a sex, there's you're right, you're
- 1:45:52right. No, no, you're right.
- 1:45:53Like there is. Like a far far like hardcore
- 1:45:55right wing. That is keeping like if like
- 1:45:57that he's keeping this war going because they could just they
- 1:46:01could just walk out, dissolve parliament and then they have to
- 1:46:04vote for a Prime Minister and he's done and he's not getting
- 1:46:07voted in like by the people, that's for damn sure.
- 1:46:10Like, you know, like, but there will be an election eventually,
- 1:46:13like I think just like in a year or something like where they,
- 1:46:15you know, it's not like he just gets to stay there.
- 1:46:17Like what as long as these like, you know, assholes keep him
- 1:46:20there. It's just you can dissolve
- 1:46:22parliament in the middle of the election.
- 1:46:24You could also make that it's a generational thing.
- 1:46:27I mean, Bebe's older. He lived in.
- 1:46:30You know, he went went to school and went to Philadelphia, went
- 1:46:33to college over here. But he he's from a generation
- 1:46:38where like that level of racism against any type of person or,
- 1:46:42you know, bigotry against any group of people was much more
- 1:46:45socially accepted on a public stage or it was OK.
- 1:46:49So if you think about the things that they do now, what are some
- 1:46:52of the things or the things that he was told, heard were said
- 1:46:56around him or that he witnessed whatever he was younger during
- 1:47:01the earlier stages of this two state solution whenever Zionism
- 1:47:05was really pushing to occupy the West Bank and you know, the
- 1:47:09creation of what Gaza is today, like he's witnessed some of
- 1:47:12those things. So him and people in his
- 1:47:15generational bracket might carry a different level of resentment
- 1:47:19for those people because they're more ingrained into it.
- 1:47:23And like the the overlooking of the human rights of those people
- 1:47:28was much more socially accepted. So just like how some people are
- 1:47:31mad that they can't use like certain homophobic slurs anymore
- 1:47:35at work without getting fired. There's probably people like
- 1:47:38that that exists in Israel that are, that are mad that it's less
- 1:47:41socially acceptable to throw, you know, do something crazy to
- 1:47:46somebody or, you know, make inappropriate comments in public
- 1:47:49spaces or be openly promoting the death of children.
- 1:47:53Like they might be resentful towards younger people, just
- 1:47:56like we pick up resentment from some older people from time to
- 1:47:59time, right? Like is, I mean, for sure.
- 1:48:01I mean for sure, but like 1st of that.
- 1:48:04So that's where it's like he was.
- 1:48:05There were periods of time where it.
- 1:48:06Wasn't like like this hot? I don't know, but I'm saying
- 1:48:08you're saying like he never. Wanted A2 state solution.
- 1:48:10If he never wanted A2 state solution.
- 1:48:13He's wanted that for a very long time and was around other people
- 1:48:17who wanted that. That's not a decision he came up
- 1:48:19with on his own. That's definitely something that
- 1:48:21you adopt, that you learn, that you hear to have that level of
- 1:48:26dismiss of dismissal of another person and how you treat them.
- 1:48:30That's definitely something you're conditioned to.
- 1:48:33I don't think that people are inherently, Yeah, but it's also
- 1:48:35like, like, fucking like, you know?
- 1:48:40Hummus on his fucking face, dude.
- 1:48:42Like he was like, he's like, was like letting money go into like
- 1:48:49Hamas and keep them in power because he thought like, like
- 1:48:53they were like chill. Like they, they, you know, he's
- 1:48:55like, yeah, they're like fucking crazy.
- 1:48:57But like, you know, we'll just like put them in power and they
- 1:49:01could just like deal with like the bullshit and like, you know,
- 1:49:04maybe, maybe later they can be an excuse.
- 1:49:08No, I don't know about that. Like he's like dudes in his
- 1:49:11fucking like. Like his like chief of staff and
- 1:49:13shit getting arrested because they are like working with the
- 1:49:16Qataris to like like get money like funneled into like for
- 1:49:20Hamas for like what, like fucking 12 years or so.
- 1:49:22Like like not no, I'm just saying dude.
- 1:49:27I think more so the dude's a fucking.
- 1:49:29Narcissistic sociopath and. He's just like in an
- 1:49:31existential. Crisis right now and like just
- 1:49:34doesn't give a fuck about anybody and is willing to do
- 1:49:37anything he's an indicted war criminal you know but we're just
- 1:49:41seeing the I mean the dumbest the shoot these.
- 1:49:45Shootings are happening for the dumbest fucking reasons.
- 1:49:49They just keep getting Dumber and more dumb and more dumb.
- 1:49:54I think we're like at like a it's exhaust like 350 mass
- 1:49:58shootings. This year already, since we've
- 1:50:00done this show like big, like, yeah, I mean, who knows how many
- 1:50:04we could. Look it up.
- 1:50:05How many mass shootings there have been since we started this
- 1:50:07podcast. Oh my God, I don't even think
- 1:50:10about it. Thousands.
- 1:50:11Thousands. It's probably.
- 1:50:13Like at least 2000, yeah. And like, that dude shouldn't
- 1:50:16have a gun. Shit but it's Michigan bro like
- 1:50:19did you not see? No, I know, I know.
- 1:50:23Michael Moore, like, is that his name?
- 1:50:25Yeah, yeah. His Bowling for Columbine, Like,
- 1:50:29'cause he's from Flint, MI And like, you go into the, I think
- 1:50:32it was like the bank and you open up like a checking account
- 1:50:35and you get a gun. Like, it was like, that was the,
- 1:50:38you get a free, like, rifle. Like if you open up like a
- 1:50:41checking account at a bank, like dude, you got guns in the bank.
- 1:50:50Yeah, like I your your boy. Is like, it was like, you know,
- 1:50:52talking about giving like a note.
- 1:50:53To the teller dude, I. I wouldn't even bring a gun into
- 1:50:56the bank. The bank's now giving you guns.
- 1:50:59That's all fucking ass backwards like Michigan is.
- 1:51:02Yeah. Shout out Gretchen Whitmore, the
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- 1:52:01like the merger of the YouTube Music channel, like to my
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