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S15E001: WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON! INTRO TO DnD!!! · Blerd’s Eyeview

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  Speaker 1: Yo, yeah, y'all, Yeah, I'm back, come back.
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  Speaker 2: God love crazy hate the Great Mary Cool rap Caud
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  Speaker 2: got into a door fading and I just pulled the
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  Speaker 2: trap card herd rape rappers with a fourth rate catalog
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  Speaker 2: testing for the shadow rail.
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  Speaker 3: That was so in city. He said, I need an
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  Speaker 3: apprentice that's up with the forest Peak.
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  Speaker 2: The contacts of the Sittings raped the famom like thish
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  Speaker 2: Cole and tested. You can never twist my medal like
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  Speaker 2: the jewelry.
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  Speaker 3: God, why ain't never mad?
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  Speaker 2: Where I push it to the match? I got Chris
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  Speaker 2: riding with me about to turn this bitch to fury Roads.
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  Speaker 2: This animated I'm the one that who congratulated Winner's whipper vipe.
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  Speaker 2: I'm here to tell you who representing for the Black
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  Speaker 5: They just chill to see a bad world?
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  Speaker 2: Time Uns said the stand Louis viewership is mad nice.
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  Speaker 2: All these other shows do seem to cut it. That's
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  Speaker 2: a bad hash of off the books Winter Scripted Jewels.
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  Speaker 2: You can write no van bias, but these interviews on
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  Speaker 2: a bro Yeah, this is the best part. It runs
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  Speaker 2: on Mandalori in the Pennis made the best go starting
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  Speaker 2: the war with these stars, you won't give fun.
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  Speaker 3: This is the way you play a.
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  Speaker 2: Game of life for test style so far removed from
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  Speaker 2: the drama. We don't notice how, but don't hesitate The
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  Speaker 2: shed a light like a patrol show when mischief managed
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  Speaker 2: shobles at a disadvantage. Must be something in the water.
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  Speaker 2: Dip your toe because you know it's warm. Yeah, why
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  Speaker 2: can't you find another show with such a fine cast?
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  Speaker 3: And if you try to box them.
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  Speaker 2: In they playing Minecraft and basically the sum made up
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  Speaker 2: like you define now. This crew is the best and
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  Speaker 2: the words that gone no headed.
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  Speaker 6: You don't have to have them.
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  Speaker 7: Said that you.
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  Speaker 2: They know you can relate because they're nerves like you.
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  Speaker 3: We'll help, You'll see the.
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  Speaker 6: World from a blur's eye.
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  Speaker 3: You will you Yet you are now tuned in.
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  Speaker 6: It's a blur view.
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  Speaker 4: And without further of a du we.
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  Speaker 8: Out Yeah, whats.
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  Speaker 9: Pops, puss props, puss prob's post, some problem, what's post?
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  Speaker 3: Who look at that.
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  Speaker 10: We're back after a nice long month breakof and ka
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  Speaker 10: I seem to have been ensued. Think I had the
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  Speaker 10: ship state in the stratosphere. Thank you everybody for tuning in.
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  Speaker 10: If you are new here, I'm your host, Chris Fierry,
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  Speaker 10: the Man on the Wall, Captain of the ship. Thank
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  Speaker 10: you for watching us, Thank you for your support. Shout
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  Speaker 10: out to everyone that's out there watching us on YouTube
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  Speaker 10: and twitch. Do not be afraid, do not be shy,
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  Speaker 10: go ahead, support, support, support. We do our great things
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  Speaker 10: and we're continuing to do better things for the coming
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  Speaker 10: year or for this year, that I should say. I
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  Speaker 10: want to say, Hi, Tobama, Amazon out there, what's up
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  Speaker 10: male males in the building, Christy, what's going on? So
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  Speaker 10: everybody is showing up and showing I don't want to
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  Speaker 10: thank everybody for tuning the end and showing us love.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, but let's start us off right, Lady Mandelor what's up?
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  Speaker 11: Hello people?
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  Speaker 3: The hair is hearing? I love it.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 10: Speaking of black women doing great things. Shout out to
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  Speaker 10: rock Sande, Shot Do Chick Rhapsody, and Beyonce.
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  Speaker 3: Look here, it's about damn time.
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  Speaker 10: Uh yeah, much much much. I will say we we
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  Speaker 10: generally don't watch the Grammys, but it was something special
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  Speaker 10: about this one, and boy are we glad we watched it. Ah,
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  Speaker 10: very good performances, very well earned awards. Uh brought a
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  Speaker 10: Thug tear, brought a Denzel tear to my eye seeing
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  Speaker 10: all these black women up there doing anything. So shout
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  Speaker 10: out to all the talent that was out there showing up,
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  Speaker 10: showing out, and showing off.
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  Speaker 3: Please continue to do so. Uh, please don't stop our
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  Speaker 3: very own whooped the freaking dudes in the building. What's
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  Speaker 3: going on?
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  Speaker 12: Not much?
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  Speaker 3: Just join time, sitting down. Everybody's in the house. Here
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  Speaker 3: we go. We got males in the building. Spartan's waiting
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  Speaker 3: in the wings.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, so out here it is he miss miss thank you,
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  Speaker 10: speaking of which now says I missed my blurs? Have
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  Speaker 10: you family were information? Happy Black History Month? If you
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  Speaker 10: know us, you know, in case you didn't know it,
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  Speaker 10: it is Black History mind a year. But if you
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  Speaker 10: know us, you know we don't celebrate for the month.
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  Speaker 10: We celebrate for the year.
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  Speaker 11: By the way, Happy New Year. It started in February.
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  Speaker 4: We changed it.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, we did it, said the song thank you captain
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  Speaker 10: duties take that on. So whatever, I adopted it. Well,
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  Speaker 10: so yeah, yeah, Christy, yeah, seeing seeing the entire crowd
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  Speaker 10: say a minor in all in a Canadian tuxedough I
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  Speaker 10: never knew so, but no shout out shout out to
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  Speaker 10: Kendrick for those who didn't catch a shout out to Kendrick.
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  Speaker 3: That would make what in total twenty one Grammys, I
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  Speaker 3: wanna say, twenty twenty one Grammys, twenty two awards.
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  Speaker 11: Defer to y'all, it's not enough in my opinion.
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  Speaker 3: But you know, go off, I mean, it's more than
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  Speaker 3: some people that the man just.
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  Speaker 10: So can't wait for Super Bowl halftime show. That's gonna
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  Speaker 10: be a fun Spartan's in the building. What's up, Spartans.
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  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, somebody had to do it.
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  Speaker 10: Look, everybody, the resistance has started. For those who have
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  Speaker 10: been missing the call sheet. We are here now, so
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  Speaker 10: we're doing thing. What's going on with your Spartan?
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  Speaker 13: Uh as a quiet house, no kills around me, at
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  Speaker 13: least for the next forty next forty minutes.
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  Speaker 10: I said, no wild Obi in a building, No wild
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  Speaker 10: Obie behind me destroying ship.
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  Speaker 6: Missi's not. This house is too This house is too
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  Speaker 6: freaking quad.
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  Speaker 3: Look.
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  Speaker 10: Wait, so for those that stay, they stay abreast with
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  Speaker 10: what we do. We did we did the recap of
• 9:26
  Speaker 10: What If season three and and I can't remember which
• 9:29
  Speaker 10: episode we were covered. But all of a sudden, we've
• 9:31
  Speaker 10: seen the wild Obie just running the background. I'm like, oh,
• 9:40
  Speaker 10: that boy got something. It was it was necessary. It'sinssre
• 9:47
  Speaker 10: uh Reverend Navy's in the building. What's happening next?
• 9:53
  Speaker 3: What's going on?
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  Speaker 4: Everybody? How you doing?
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  Speaker 10: I would have worn my doom Kate, but it is
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  Speaker 10: too damn hot. I have learned my lesson before.
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  Speaker 4: It is perfectly fine. It's perfectly fine. I am getting
• 10:07
  Speaker 4: over being sick again. Yo. People need to wash their kids,
• 10:13
  Speaker 4: That's all I gotta say. Wash your damn kids. Drop
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  Speaker 4: them in the to around a little bit, Swirl them
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  Speaker 4: around a little bit. When they start see bubbles coming
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  Speaker 4: out there, done, just pull them out, shake them real good,
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  Speaker 4: hang them upside down, and promise snacks if they don't
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  Speaker 4: if they don't.
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  Speaker 5: Move, it's always rule to rule number two.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my dragons, he said, he said, watch and watch
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  Speaker 3: they work together.
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  Speaker 11: Lord.
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  Speaker 4: So are we all set tonight, y'all said, as we're
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  Speaker 4: going to be uh oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, spot on, yes,
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  Speaker 4: love it here for it splat out absolutely.
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  Speaker 10: Before we get into it. Because if you see, if
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  Speaker 10: you've seen this thing, we got we got one more.
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  Speaker 10: We got one more. Join and frey to far as
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  Speaker 10: in the building. What's happening, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 3: That nice little bit stopping off.
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  Speaker 10: Uh, it stayed enough, It stayed quiet enough on the
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  Speaker 10: entertainment front, because you know, chaos and all that other stuff.
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  Speaker 6: And uh, it was a beautiful day in Nashville, Yes
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  Speaker 6: it was.
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  Speaker 10: But we do have we do have to uh trailers,
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  Speaker 10: you want to check out centers the second season or
• 11:35
  Speaker 10: teaser trailer for Centers dropped and gotta say, Daddy.
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  Speaker 12: I was.
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  Speaker 10: This looks like I'm not gonna I'm not gonna hold you.
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  Speaker 10: Uh We're gonna watch this trailer, but I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 10: hold you. This already was on my radar when I
• 11:53
  Speaker 10: found out Ryan Coogler was doing a horror film film
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  Speaker 10: and I'm like, sign me up, I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: Uh like we need whatever. If you got something to
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  Speaker 3: tank worth, are you watching? I'm watching it? So here
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  Speaker 3: we go, Sinners Official trailer number two. Here we go.
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  Speaker 7: We've been going a long time.
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  Speaker 3: Be back now, you twins, my we cousins.
• 12:29
  Speaker 14: There are legends of people with the gift of making
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  Speaker 14: music so true, nicking conscious spirits from the past and
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  Speaker 14: the future.
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  Speaker 4: This gift can bring fame and fortune, well somebody tank me,
• 12:49
  Speaker 4: but it.
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  Speaker 7: Also can pierce the veil between life and death.
• 12:57
  Speaker 4: Listen here, this ain't no house party shit. Y'all ready
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  Speaker 4: to drink, y'all ready to sweat to y'all thinks you.
• 13:12
  Speaker 3: Keep dancing with the devil, Careful.
• 13:16
  Speaker 15: Boy, you're gonna bite off more than you can choot.
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: One day, he's gonna follow you home because it's a problem.
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: Now the hell going on?
• 13:27
  Speaker 7: Oh we heard tale of a party.
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: This world already left you for Dad. I can save
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  Speaker 3: you from your fate.
• 13:36
  Speaker 7: You don't need no saving.
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: Yes you do, and you are I am.
• 13:43
  Speaker 4: You're way out, don't care.
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  Speaker 10: It's all better now.
• 13:52
  Speaker 4: Yes, a love.
• 13:55
  Speaker 16: I don't believe in man, ghosts, demis.
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  Speaker 3: Just power. Somebody please take me.
• 14:17
  Speaker 7: Who We're gonna kill every last water here?
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: Hey, I ain't mean to scare of you thought.
• 14:37
  Speaker 16: I don't forgot about me in here.
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: Come on opening the door, letting on out of here,
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: stay as.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: You poss me, open the door.
• 14:47
  Speaker 6: That ain't your brother.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: Larger m I think I shot myself?
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: Wow nice, Wow?
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: Now how many times I see that trailer? I'm transfixed
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  Speaker 4: every single time. The genius behind.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: It, Spartan, you took the words right out of my mouth.
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  Speaker 10: Love Craft crunching is smiling right now.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I it was giving me those vives.
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  Speaker 10: This this is what we live for, seeing us represented
• 15:36
  Speaker 10: in all walks of life, only in film and on
• 15:39
  Speaker 10: television and animation and anime. And seeing something like this, Yeah,
• 15:48
  Speaker 10: in somewhere s meek More is still folding like damn it.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: Now, y'all see what I see No, No, my guy,
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  Speaker 3: that's death.
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  Speaker 11: He's gonna be living vicariously.
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  Speaker 5: Mister they used they use the word devil and then
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  Speaker 5: look who popped up? Wow, also sticking true, So they
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: have to be invited in. That's what you messed up
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: in the first time. Also, I get it it's hot
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: and sweatd south, but are you allowed to just like
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: eat boxing the trailers that window?
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: That was a lot.
• 16:26
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna go out on a lemon and say, yes.
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: It was careful more than you can chew and the
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: like and drop that scene right there. But I'm also
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: because I know it's gotta be more than vampires. I'm
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: seeing a lot of action with the sun still up,
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: So what else is out of here causing terrors during
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: the days. That's kind of what I that would that
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: would be, Haley, no joke, I was kind of thinking hirings,
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: whatever the hell made the fire Tornado.
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  Speaker 10: I'm living for the fact that we're getting a lot
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  Speaker 10: of horror aspects for this thing, and the focus may
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  Speaker 10: be vampires, but I think it's going to be a
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  Speaker 10: lot more not like all types of different creatures, but
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  Speaker 10: I think.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: It's going to be a lot more involved.
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  Speaker 6: And yeah, I see Wesley slashes show up just one.
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  Speaker 17: Time, I say, Walker, one time with the blade.
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  Speaker 5: They have the opportunity to do the funniest thing you
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: could have. Wesley and mahersha Ali both pull up and
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: be like, sorry, we like we got lost time.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Literal ship Okay.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: Like and if they throw hugging Molly in the mix,
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: that's the perfect alley, right, what is it South of Midnight? Yeah,
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: it's definitely This year is a perfectly black, spooking good
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: time for us.
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  Speaker 3: I'm that's my birthday weekend too, I.
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: Think very clear. The other twin with wasposed to be
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: played by someone else, but Michael we just said I'll
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: take that too, right.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, so I'm looking I'm looking forward to that one.
• 18:09
  Speaker 10: Senators looks like I said, what's happening to Trey?
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: Trey? Congratulations once again?
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but yeah, I wish it was still coming out
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: in Mark. We could have went and saw that, like
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: what blurred time? Originally that was.
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  Speaker 3: The original plan, and I guess the gods above said
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: give it them off. Yeah, just give it them what about?
• 18:39
  Speaker 18: Yeah?
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: I feel like scratching the service with It's Lovecraft the movie,
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: and I'm very curious to see how that plays out.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, but ever since it was announced, because Ryan Coogler
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  Speaker 10: has yet, in my opinion, has yet to make a
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  Speaker 10: bad film.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 10: It's just I'm not saying it because I'm a fan
• 19:00
  Speaker 10: of Black Panther. I'm saying, like, look, did my guy
• 19:03
  Speaker 10: did Fruitvale Station? Black Panther willkind of forever three creative films,
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  Speaker 10: I mean.
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  Speaker 5: Him.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: That was one of those watching once and never again.
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  Speaker 3: To me, see, especially when you know the story. It's
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  Speaker 3: just like.
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: It was like I knew the story, but I had
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: I didn't know they made a movie, so I realized
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  Speaker 5: in real time as it was happening.
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  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, when you know, and it was well done,
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  Speaker 10: number one, it was well done. But when you know
• 19:38
  Speaker 10: and you know what what's coming up, and you're just like,
• 19:40
  Speaker 10: you're still going to be pissed.
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: Yep.
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  Speaker 10: But it was the it was the beginning of the
• 19:49
  Speaker 10: partnership between Michael B. Jordan and Ryan Coogler. Mm hmm,
• 19:53
  Speaker 10: and it had and that partnership has not failed.
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, So.
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  Speaker 10: I would have I originally thought in my eyes if
• 20:04
  Speaker 10: at first I'm like, oh, this would have been a great.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: You know, Michael B.
• 20:09
  Speaker 10: Jordan Jonathan Major's Ryan Coopler connection. But I don't think
• 20:14
  Speaker 10: Jonathan was part of that conversation, at least originally.
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  Speaker 13: I think he was.
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: I think he was supposed to be because based off
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: Creed Hell, they were getting ready to go on a run,
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: like they were. Clearly Kree wasn't about to be the
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: only movie they did. You could tell that was a
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: real friendship. Yeah, they clearly it was about to become
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: the trio of I'm trying to think, like, I don't
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  Speaker 5: think anybody directly.
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  Speaker 10: He's getting ready to be dominated. Let's just put it
• 20:38
  Speaker 10: like that, like Major's is on his way back. He's
• 20:42
  Speaker 10: on his way back.
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  Speaker 5: So you know, between Lovecraft and Victor Timeley, he would
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  Speaker 5: have done perfectly in this little southern era that he's
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: done twenty times before.
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  Speaker 8: M h.
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  Speaker 4: And step away from the snow buddies. He'll be just peachy.
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  Speaker 10: First we will see public is like so oh yeah,
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  Speaker 10: because he has he has a magazine dreams getting ready
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  Speaker 10: to drop. And and from what everyone is saying, critics
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  Speaker 10: and fans are like, this guy, this has Oscar potential.
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  Speaker 6: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 10: The man can act. I'm just saying he can act.
• 21:24
  Speaker 10: He is Oscar level acting. You know, it's just we
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  Speaker 10: know course look me and.
• 21:30
  Speaker 14: Carroll was just like, we know he got he's not
• 21:34
  Speaker 14: done being punished by these people.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: He no, it's ongoing.
• 21:40
  Speaker 13: You've got at least five bad bies before he could
• 21:42
  Speaker 13: be considered forgiving Will Smith already on three.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but we forgave Will Smith. We didn't.
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: We forgave him.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: He's still.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: He was all right, mem Chris.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: All we said was not in front of the money man.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: That's all we said, was not in front of the money.
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: Old boycott. They finally give you one and now you
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: pop off, only to have that same person you defend
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: be like, I don't even know I was his wife?
• 22:13
  Speaker 10: What you want to turn around and sit there and
• 22:16
  Speaker 10: stay part if Roman Polanski can still be considered that.
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  Speaker 4: Part who whole face.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: We're not saying everyone, but we're not saying everyone we
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: discussed is innocent. It's just one of us.
• 22:30
  Speaker 19: They try to make us look like we're the worst
• 22:31
  Speaker 19: to ever do it. That's that's why wesel still celebrate.
• 22:34
  Speaker 19: Johnny cockran to this day here less about oj. We
• 22:38
  Speaker 19: was happy that a black man won a case. That's
• 22:41
  Speaker 19: all that was the ending goal.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: He was like Hey, he did expertly that what we
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: did expert Now, even if it was for the wrong
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: he was for the wrong cause he did.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: We just needed a win, that's all.
• 22:54
  Speaker 13: What did John Murphy say when Johnny Cochran passed half
• 22:57
  Speaker 13: half the people had to cancel their murders. We're gonna
• 23:01
  Speaker 13: beat this case all into magazine.
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: That trailer for Magazine dreams that's almost reflective of his
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: real life now, and it aged into blending into reality
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: the way it's going, no.
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: One will remember your name.
• 23:18
  Speaker 13: I was like, God, damn that that line that like,
• 23:22
  Speaker 13: I know there was a movie line, but at the
• 23:23
  Speaker 13: same time, if you actually add if you put that
• 23:26
  Speaker 13: to reality, it's.
• 23:27
  Speaker 10: Like, dang, It's like, okay, everybody remembers that first season
• 23:31
  Speaker 10: or what if? Yeah, and Chadwick, it was Chadwick Boseman's
• 23:35
  Speaker 10: final time playing Black Panther, and the lines that man had,
• 23:41
  Speaker 10: We're just like, did y'all.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: I know y'all filmed this a while ago, but.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: Damn, so yeah, yeah, I'm open between that and the Centers,
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: we can get that too as a duo again. Because
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: Creed was great. I still have the collectors of this
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: out so fanastic. I never wanted to see that that
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: pairing stop. That definitely feel like it should have been
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: more than a one movie.
• 24:07
  Speaker 13: But if Ben Affleckt and Matt Damon can have like
• 24:10
  Speaker 13: twelve movies, surely Michael b and mister Majors can have
• 24:15
  Speaker 13: at least a good eight.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: Adam Sandler has like a whole crew with like seven people.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: He puts them, He's been putting the.
• 24:20
  Speaker 10: Adam Sandler has the whole SML crew that he came
• 24:23
  Speaker 10: out with. I mean, I'm not mad at it, That's.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: What I'm saying.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: I'm at it.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: There's no covered You've covered for a few good movies. Yeah,
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: there's nothing wrong looking for your boys. I'm just saying,
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: now that the heat is died down, I'm hoping that
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: I'm hoping we can continue on whatever path they had.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Uh, in fantastic fashion.
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: Today.
• 24:48
  Speaker 10: So this is the first for me, the trailer for
• 24:51
  Speaker 10: Fantastic for will the teaser for it has dropped. I'm excited. Uh,
• 24:58
  Speaker 10: I will have have theories, but I'm holding and me
• 25:05
  Speaker 10: being a Marvel order what the hell of her, I'll
• 25:07
  Speaker 10: watch it. Nothing can be worse than movies from the
• 25:12
  Speaker 10: late seventies and eighties that I've seen. I'm just saying
• 25:16
  Speaker 10: I've seen worse but fantastic for our first steps drop today.
• 25:22
  Speaker 10: We're gonna check that out right now.
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: Welcome to the Baxter Building.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: We make a point to do family dinner every week
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Sunday at seven on the Dot.
• 25:38
  Speaker 12: No matter what.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: We're all here. Herbie, how's that sauce coming?
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll be the judge of that.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Okay, Oh, okay, is this guy good or what? I
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: went out a couple close a garlic not because it's
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: not delicious. I just want to add a little bit
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: of zip. Okay.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: Five, before we went up the first time, you couldn't
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: turn invisible.
• 26:15
  Speaker 7: Ben wasn't a rock. That's pilot in the world right here.
• 26:18
  Speaker 18: Yeah, that's looking he means.
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: And Johnny never caught fire. Ben has always been a rock.
• 26:29
  Speaker 7: Johnny is Johnny. But and I am right here. Whatever
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: life throws at us, they sit together as a family.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: I think they did it.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: They got it. They I feel it. They got it.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Holy, they got it.
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: It looks really good.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, I think they did it.
• 27:24
  Speaker 11: I'm I'm I'm being reserved.
• 27:27
  Speaker 9: Hmm.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: I feel like they did.
• 27:29
  Speaker 14: I feel like Galactus is a fucking Ropodope and I'm
• 27:31
  Speaker 14: gonna be pissed if that shows up in a post
• 27:34
  Speaker 14: credit scene.
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: It's not Galactus. It's not Galactus as the Red Herring,
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: and I'm getting.
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: I think galat.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: This Earth. I think this.
• 27:48
  Speaker 10: I am wondering who John Malkovich is playing. They haven't,
• 27:51
  Speaker 10: they haven't announced it. I was thinking Red Ghost, but
• 27:55
  Speaker 10: could be wrong.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: It's not Red Ghost's ghost.
• 27:59
  Speaker 10: It's so that's it's giving me Red Ghost vibes though,
• 28:03
  Speaker 10: because it's no older Man, wrong, gray white Hair?
• 28:09
  Speaker 13: What was it before issue sixty five? That is mm
• 28:15
  Speaker 13: HM four issue sixty five? Tell me if I'm righting wrong?
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: It's not mole Man.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: No, no, it's not more Man. Because I gotta see this.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: I got to see you.
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: Am I right or wrong?
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: Sir? You may be on the something, sir. You may
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: be on the something, sir. Sir.
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: They grabbed him from this movie, like fresh off the
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: set of the Bear because he was just yeah and
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: making something something saucy again, make the spaghetti.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: I will say this.
• 28:59
  Speaker 10: The chuck board that Reid is working on, there is
• 29:02
  Speaker 10: an upper left hand corner. He's working on the multi
• 29:05
  Speaker 10: verse verse bridge YEP, which which.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Which kind of hones in on the theory I was
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: already working on.
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: Mm hmm.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: There are two possibilities that I'm thinking.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Of, what the the character that John Malkovich is playing.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: What's what's your theories on that one?
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: Wizard and mad Thinker?
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Hm hm hmm. I'll lean towards mad Thinker.
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: I lean that way Mad think Mad think will work
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: because John Malcolm.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: Mad Thinker was the first one I thought of. Then
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: Wizard came second.
• 29:56
  Speaker 10: Yeah, now's a good Yeah, it's it's one of those
• 29:59
  Speaker 10: blie get you miss it. But it's so much going on.
• 30:02
  Speaker 10: Because here's the thing. When we go to movie theaters,
• 30:05
  Speaker 10: when we go to see a movie, you generally see
• 30:08
  Speaker 10: a movie more than once. Correct me if I'm wrong
• 30:11
  Speaker 10: when I say this. You see it the first time
• 30:13
  Speaker 10: is for the excitement you see the second time is
• 30:16
  Speaker 10: to pick up on some nuances. Third time you're really
• 30:19
  Speaker 10: picking up on stuff that's playing in the background. And
• 30:23
  Speaker 10: then that's when you can just like you know, really
• 30:26
  Speaker 10: tune out some of the extra stuff and see what's
• 30:29
  Speaker 10: going on. So my wife would ask me that, like
• 30:33
  Speaker 10: why do you see the movie? Like there's so much
• 30:35
  Speaker 10: that goes on that you miss because that initial run.
• 30:39
  Speaker 10: You're excited.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: This This is why my old dollar theory used to
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: come and clutch R and B.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: I think they did all of us like that.
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: And so to the people complaining like this, I'm sorry
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: if the last fantastic for it speaking about the Michael B.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: Jordan movies ruined you. This. This is Ben Grimm's accurate look.
• 30:59
  Speaker 10: Yes, very much, so, very much so they did it
• 31:04
  Speaker 10: for real. So sixties look is very somewhere. Jack Kirby,
• 31:12
  Speaker 10: he's pretty miling, he is, and this will be that.
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, this would be one of.
• 31:19
  Speaker 10: The two films because what was it thor uh thor
• 31:25
  Speaker 10: Ragnarok m HM had like a lot of had a
• 31:29
  Speaker 10: lot of Jack Kirby esque stuff going on in the background,
• 31:34
  Speaker 10: you know. So he's got to be cheesing here in
• 31:38
  Speaker 10: the year. We never forgot you, Jack, don't worr, don't
• 31:41
  Speaker 10: you ever forget that.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: He's over there talking to Steve Ditko talking about you
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: see that, you see that, you see what I did that,
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: you see that.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: The futuristic sixties look, I'll give him that.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, retro.
• 31:57
  Speaker 10: It's practically it's almost like a play on what Strange
• 32:00
  Speaker 10: said in Multiverse Madness, or as I like to call
• 32:03
  Speaker 10: it momm because it was about Wanda. She's a mother
• 32:09
  Speaker 10: and it came out Mother's Day weekend. That's not a lot,
• 32:13
  Speaker 10: that's that's fact.
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: I could see, Oh, strength might pop up. It's just
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: there's a lot of world ending stuff going on everywhere,
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: and you're nowhere to be found still, So where have
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: you been?
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Nowhere and everywhere?
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: How about that that you and that random third eye
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: you got?
• 32:34
  Speaker 10: Yeah, so yeah, I been in spot on that trench
• 32:38
  Speaker 10: coat with the hat and that somber look.
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
• 32:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 32:46
  Speaker 10: That makes me think of Jonathan Hickman's run on Fantastic
• 32:49
  Speaker 10: four and the issue where thing is the lone hero
• 32:54
  Speaker 10: of New York.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Right, he's the.
• 32:56
  Speaker 10: Last one, and damn they locked they locked it in,
• 33:02
  Speaker 10: They locked it in. Uh, we'll take a quick break.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: When we come back. We're gonna learn a little bit
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: about some d N D H.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: Great, great cool, Okay, let.
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: Not the help open with the dice rope.
• 33:26
  Speaker 10: Oh man, So we'll be right back. Stay tuned, get
• 33:31
  Speaker 10: your dice out, I got mine on the phone. Uh,
• 33:36
  Speaker 10: we'll see you in the second.
• 34:48
  Speaker 20: The Blurd Station has once again partnered with Blurred Con
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  Speaker 20: full disclosure, we've been advised to charge these podcasters who
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  Speaker 20: want to be on the live stream some moneys in
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  Speaker 20: order to fund this endeavor. I personally don't want to
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  Speaker 20: do that because that's not what we're here for. That's
• 35:36
  Speaker 20: not why we wanted to bring them in. What I
• 35:39
  Speaker 20: would like to do is offer a sponsorship package for
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  Speaker 20: live stream, so between their logos or even having an interview,
• 35:55
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  Speaker 20: in curiosity, same way that the WWE works with Netflix
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  Speaker 20: they paid that money. But what I would like to
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  Speaker 20: do is include the rest of the Blurred community. You
• 36:21
  Speaker 20: all may not have businesses, but small dollar donations go
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  Speaker 20: a long way when it comes to grassroot projects. So
• 36:29
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• 36:39
  Speaker 3: You know, there are so.
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  Speaker 20: Many of you who would love to contribute but then
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  Speaker 20: do this, but if you could send that money to
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• 36:57
  Speaker 20: cash app, I will make sure that every single dollar
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  Speaker 20: goes directly to the convention, because again, we're trying to
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  Speaker 20: keep the black dollar actually blurred.
• 37:07
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  Speaker 20: Have a lot of intrusive thoughts about asking for money
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• 37:18
  Speaker 20: I've put together a bunch of photo shoots and video shoots,
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  Speaker 20: and you know, I'm a producer at heart, but asking
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  Speaker 3: I truly do appreciate your help. Yeah, okay, we're back.
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  Speaker 3: Ladies joined the building.
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  Speaker 4: L why lady looked like she read this just a
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• 39:00
  Speaker 3: It's it's it's the it's the it's the East Coast inner.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: That's all. It's We're all like that, no comment, I
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  Speaker 3: got nothing. So Navy is gonna be running point on
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: this one.
• 39:15
  Speaker 10: This is this is going to be my first time
• 39:17
  Speaker 10: playing anything tabletop gaming like D and D, so he's
• 39:20
  Speaker 10: gonna be walking us through, you know, and uh here,
• 39:24
  Speaker 10: I think he has a little expertise in the.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: In the in the arena.
• 39:29
  Speaker 11: So what what you'all?
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: What'll y'all need? Some basics?
• 39:32
  Speaker 11: I got you on the basis.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Her wares.
• 39:41
  Speaker 11: No, No, I got the I got the hair wins color. Yeah,
• 39:44
  Speaker 11: got what you need?
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  Speaker 6: Little QBC For a second.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: That's why you don't bring out the game and jewelry.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: People don't know how to act good.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Lower So maybe you have the you have the ship
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: walk us through. Let's start this thing off.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, blairs of
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: all ladies. Good evening, good one, and good afternoon. It
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: is I maybe wait, I am your dungeon master for
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: the evening. I am known as Sir Frosty and welcome
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: to Blood's Eye. Use fust and not last D and
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: D encounter session. So I'm looking forward to this all
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: day ever since Chris said, hey, huh, D and D
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: okay sure? And I called out sick today because I
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: was sick, so I took that time to make sure
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: everything was straight. What we're gonna do tonight is we're
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: gonna go over the basis, little simple stuff. Now. If
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: you got questions, throw them at me, and I'm more
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: than happy to make them known and try to explain them.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: I think who here has had experience playing D and DS?
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: Hey, I know you're not raising your hands slow? Did
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: you forget where you were at?
• 41:05
  Speaker 13: It was.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Really really okay, okay, I'm just ready.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: So in D and D, the principal thing is the
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: most important element is your imagination. If you've never played before,
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: it is known as a t t RBG, known as
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: a tabletop role playing game. You get to play make believe.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: We've been doing it for years as kids, so we
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: get to do it tonight. I may call from time
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: to time. Bear with me.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: It works with the aesthetic of being the dungeon master.
• 41:37
  Speaker 6: I mean the dungeon master. You kind of got the
• 41:39
  Speaker 6: Sirve frosty thing going.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: So it's like this.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: Long ago back when dungeons were the it thing for kids.
• 41:49
  Speaker 12: Or so.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: In D and D you are basically part of a
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: group or a singular dventurer going on a journey and
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: adventure whatever it might be, and you create a character.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: Everybody in the crew has their character sheets. This is
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: where everything starts. Now, because it's our first one, we're
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: only gonna use the following. If you look on your
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: character sheet, you see the six abilities on the left side, Strength, dexterity, constitution, intelligence, wisdom,
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: and charisma. That's what we're gonna focus on tonight. That's
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: all you need to worry about. I will walk you
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: through this. Do not overthink this. I promise you. This
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: is gonna be simple. It's gonna be fun. The best
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: thing about RPGs is role playing your characters. Their life
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: is brought to the surface by you. So I want
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: you guys to show me your characters as we get
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: into this. So what I like everyone to do. I'm
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: gonna start with let's see you know what. I'll start
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: with me, and then we'll do ladies first. And I
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: want you guys to introduce your character in the role play. Okay,
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: for all of your daunted travelers, I am stories. I
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: will be bringing these wonderful adventurers on this journey into
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: unknown worlds where treasure it's only one step of danger away.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: But if you're a part of this, enjoy the tales,
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: enjoy the laughter. Most importantly, enjoy the death because we're
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: going to be killing things tonight. Okay, all right, So
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: can you introduce your character?
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: Yes, my characters?
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: Is I am my character?
• 43:41
  Speaker 11: I am Solana Alaris.
• 43:44
  Speaker 17: I am at Okay, I'm an oh.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: Okay, lady just lost her mind. So I am an elf.
• 44:08
  Speaker 17: My name is Solana Alaris. It has a token background thing,
• 44:12
  Speaker 17: so bear with me.
• 44:13
  Speaker 11: I am a sorcerer.
• 44:21
  Speaker 6: Level one.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: And I don't know what the alcolyte.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: Part of it is.
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: But yes, Alana solaris.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: The acolyte is you are a genius in your field.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: But you're doing this for the first time, gotcha? Okay?
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: So I was like, yeah, she's smart, but we're gonna
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: play D and D. So yeah, make her acolyte. Okay,
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: Lady Mandalor, I like this already.
• 44:50
  Speaker 14: Yes, Hello, I am Navara Ama Stassia, and I am
• 44:57
  Speaker 14: an elf.
• 44:59
  Speaker 11: I hail from the former landsoo here we go, and
• 45:09
  Speaker 11: I am I am a practicing and elevated stage. You
• 45:15
  Speaker 11: will respect me as such.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: Thank you. Well we can spicy already all right, lady,
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: if you would be so kind, Hello, my DearS, Hello,
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: Why my name is love Lionets.
• 45:37
  Speaker 11: I am also an el so I love that I
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  Speaker 11: am with the fellow Elton.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you.
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  Speaker 15: I am a Sorcers's sage and this, even though it
• 45:50
  Speaker 15: looks like a soul, it is actually my one, oh joy,
• 45:57
  Speaker 15: and I will have my ears on the next because
• 45:59
  Speaker 15: I don't did not wear.
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  Speaker 4: I love it. I love it a spartan'd be so
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: kind to sir.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, you gotta go to too far because I'm about
• 46:13
  Speaker 6: to laugh. Thanks to cure. I can't stop laughing.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: So all right, how about you man?
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: All right, my my name and studies coming with the
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: realm of Glenscape. I have a monk you may call
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: me Master t Early in my studies but wise and
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: peacekeeping and the level headed person you need. My background
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: is also an accollete and I'm a human.
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: I'm very.
• 46:44
  Speaker 18: So he is.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: In other words, he is basically a fighting machine.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, you don't take co co for nobody, but he
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: does it with such a smile. You know you don't
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: know you're about to get your ass kicked.
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: I prefer.
• 47:00
  Speaker 11: I'd like to see you try.
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: All right, what about you man?
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: Okay, I got it.
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: Okay, don't don't care.
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: I am too can I am a human plody and
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: I am very very strong.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: You are Love's enjoy and rapture joy in a rapture, yes,
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: rapturous joy. And you have a little thing behind you
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: I do.
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  Speaker 10: Uh.
• 47:41
  Speaker 18: My name is Stonehawk whisper Fel. I am a half
• 47:44
  Speaker 18: hell ranger class criminal.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: Ah, it's a bizarre for me. Okay. So we have
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: our cast of characters for tonight, and if everybody in
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: the chat, if you want to contribute to it some way, somehow,
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: Please feel free. This is a story you guys are guiding.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: You basically are the main characters. I'm going to guide you.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna tell you what to do, but I
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: want you to use your intuition, use your imagination the
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: most importantly, work off of each other. Okay, all right,
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: so too I'm thinking. All right, so the majority of
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: this you're going to be using your twenty sided die,
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: whether you have it physically or you have it on
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: your phone. That's the only die you have to worry
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: about using unless we go into combat, and that's the case,
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what die you need to use. Okay,
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: So don't confuse yourself. So right now, your D twenty
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: is your life, it's your world, it's everything.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: So we're gonna go over all of the basics as
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: we go. Story Building is easy. I present the scenario,
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: I give you a visual. Unfortunately I didn't have the
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: maps that I wanted, so I'm gonna pick. I'm just
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: gonna the picture. Your imagination is going to be your canvas,
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: all right, be your character. Please, you gotta say, you know,
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: time out, what the hell's going on?
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: Time in?
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: What the hell is going on? If you have to
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: do that.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: But I have no problem with that, you sweetly glad,
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: we'll just start.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: What up Jesus Tiger, I was about to say, she
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: won't get me for that later. I love you, I
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: love you, love your all right, So each of you
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: are going to come in pairs into town, all right,
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: So Navarre, you and Duke are coming into town. You
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: two are familiar with each other because you have been
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: in battles previously. Duke has saved you from imminent death
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: more than one. However, however, as a druid, you were
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: able to keep him from being taken care of by
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: the wood elves. So you both work in tandem. You've
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: only been together for a little while. Okay, okay, Solana
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: and Locke, you two, as sorce services says says, have
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: journeyed as well from your principal lands. You are seeking
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: to improve your magical skills as sorceresses. You're trying to
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: establish your reputation, if you will, but you want to
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: make sure that you become legendary. Uh Lock tends to
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: be a bit headstrong in times, jumping into danger, and
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: Solana tends to be the reasoner. You know, the common
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: sense character so anytime, lock, let's do it. So you
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: remember the last time, remember the last time. Oh, that's right,
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: that's right, that's right.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: Time.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: Y'all have been traveling for well over a year, so
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: you know each other pretty well. And Stonhawk and Master
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: T y'all just met up as your paths were converging.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: Stonhawk is getting away from a town who, for lack
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: of a better word, wants your head on a pike.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm always causing trouble.
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: They hired you as a ranger to save their town
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: and you didn't, and you took all the money from
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: the coffers, from the burgermeister, and you were on the run.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: You left in the middle of the night. So the
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: town is about a day behind you. Okay. You meet
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: up with Master T, who sees that you come from
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: something pretty traumatic, and he tries to get you to
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: follow the path of heroism and become one with nature,
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: and you're like, I only became a ranger because I
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: can get stuff done. Let me worry about it. So
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: it's a feelings younger Oscar Madison sort.
• 52:06
  Speaker 21: Of were Georgia from Oh Lord, there is there's intellect
• 52:16
  Speaker 21: in there.
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: So no, we're not doing that.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: As long as there's no rabbits involved.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: All right, there we go, ladies and gentlemen, it's about
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: to go sideways, so I think it's already on it
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: thy asid from the appropriate attire for tonight's Shenanigan's excuse me.
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: You're all converging to a country called craig Eon. Craikyon
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: is a really really ancient area. It's mostly a mountain range,
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: but you do have your meadows, valleys and things like that. Now,
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: your destination is a town that has no name. No
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: one bothers to tell you the name of the town
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: because the town is a transition place for other adventurers
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: or vendors on the go. It is a bustling town.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: And when you walk up to the door, to walk
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: up to the gate, you see this huge wall made
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: of the stoutest timber you've ever seen, very solid, kept together,
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: and it stands three men high, and it goes all
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: the way around. You cannot see around it, and it
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: surrounds and protects the town. As you walk up, we're
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: gonna first of we're gonna have Novaarrah and Duke come
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: up to the gate first. As you two walk up
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: to the gate. You see the guard. Guard looks like
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: he's seen better day and he doesn't want to be
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: here because the minimum wage is a minimum anymore. But
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: he is in charge of making sure that whoever comes
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: into the town has a purpose. So you walk up
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: and he looks at you and says, ah, what are
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: you doing?
• 54:16
  Speaker 13: Eh?
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: You got something to say? You too, speak your business?
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: We are we.
• 54:27
  Speaker 6: Sir, this is very terrible customer the service.
• 54:30
  Speaker 11: I pray, I pray you please back away six feet.
• 54:33
  Speaker 11: Your stench is abhoring.
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't know what aborants are, but I know
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: one thing. You won't get it in unless you tell
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: me what your business is. It's my job.
• 54:45
  Speaker 14: So we are just merely passing through town when you
• 54:49
  Speaker 14: just arrived. We would like to perhaps maybe find some
• 54:52
  Speaker 14: lodging if if at all I'm speaking.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: A British accent. Now I don't know what happened.
• 55:00
  Speaker 18: I know this.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: Character development, ladies and gentlemen. Character development. You gotta love it.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: Nothing like.
• 55:09
  Speaker 14: We would just like to find some lodging this evening, sir, pray,
• 55:13
  Speaker 14: tell where could we find such.
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: M lodging? He looks down at you. All right, pep squeak,
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: I can tell you nice places. But you seem like
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: you need a little bit of a lesson.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: But it's not for me.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: You're lucky you got the big guy there. I wondn't
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: even mess with you, sir. First of all, all the
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: guard looks over at Duke and says, look for a
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: place to stay. It says miss Fantasy Pansy. All right,
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: the best place you can go it's called the dire Wolf.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: Just go to the gate.
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: You can't miss it. You see a picture of a
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: dire wolf on the right. Stay out of trouble, be
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: off with you m and you walk into the gate.
• 56:02
  Speaker 6: All you have to go was be nice. You couldn't
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: be nice. You couldn't even be This is stock and stand.
• 56:09
  Speaker 11: Cow and his mother was born from. Continue to rut
• 56:14
  Speaker 11: to be nice.
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: Ask him what to go. He'll be me.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: He's beneath you.
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: You have to be nice.
• 56:21
  Speaker 11: Need to bring up your standard.
• 56:24
  Speaker 6: Sir, please, I'm bigger than him.
• 56:31
  Speaker 11: All right, you look down too often, sir. I need
• 56:33
  Speaker 11: you to lift your head up.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: Let's go.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: All right, So as as Navara and Duke head towards
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: the dire Wolf, the next payer to come through with
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: Solana and lock you two you come across this really
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: just finded looking guard. He looks like he is just
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: fed up. He is fed up with people. All right,
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: cite your business. I've got things to do.
• 56:56
  Speaker 15: I don't know why you are acting like that. So
• 56:59
  Speaker 15: my states, my business, business is my own, sir.
• 57:09
  Speaker 11: That's through.
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: We won't be here long in for you to notice
• 57:20
  Speaker 6: since you are way too coin. Why are you acting
• 57:24
  Speaker 6: like states?
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: Our business?
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: Our business is our own.
• 57:27
  Speaker 11: We came to the town to shop.
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: I don't get paid enough for this, all right, Well
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: you big off the only places? Hey, hey, hey, don't
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: walk through until I tell you you can go. Go
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: to the Dire Wolf. You're both you're looking for work.
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: Go it's on the right, can't miss it. I do
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: to take this. He has us look like customer services.
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: Nos forte and neither were people. So you two walk
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: through the gate, just aggravated with this man. You hope
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: you never cross paths with him again. Finally we have
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: Stoehawk and Master t They approach the guard. Now the
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: guard sees he sees Stoehawk, and he squints at him
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: as if he seems familiar, but he can't place it,
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: so he goes back to his old grumpy exterior. Ali,
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: stay your business. What you want?
• 58:35
  Speaker 13: Eh?
• 58:38
  Speaker 18: You handle this one. I think I could get any
• 58:41
  Speaker 18: of that. Ah, a weary trail. We are two weary travelers.
• 58:48
  Speaker 18: You look like you could use a drink. He has
• 58:50
  Speaker 18: a coin on me. We just come to pass through town.
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: You hand him the coin. He looks at it in
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: his hand. He looked at you, looks at it and goes,
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: I suppose I could take bribery for once in me
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: live lucky. Seem like a nice person. The friend over
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: there doesn't say much, does he? It's perfectly fine. What's
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: your business? State your business, sir. He's still looking at
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: the coin like he is just mesmerized if someone actually
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: gave him something.
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: We are, just like you said, weary travelers, just looking
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: for a nice place to shop and lay our heads.
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: All right, Well, I could recommend something. He slips the
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: coin in his pocket. The best place in the town
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: is the Dire Wolf. Go over there. You look like adventurers.
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: Go over there and you might hear a few rumbles.
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: Can't promise anything, but at least you were nicer than
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: the first four people that came through. All right, so
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: all of our intrepid adventure head to the dire Wolf.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: The dire Wolf looks like a stab standard tavern with
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: brick walls and a wood frame door, and you see
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: a sign out front that has the picture of a
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: dire Wolf that has been carved into it. It says
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: Direwolf established with a question mark next to it, so
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: it's anybody's guests. The windows are the little cloudy. Doesn't
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: look like sun has ever been inside this establishment ever,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: but you can hear raucous noise. So each group has
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: opened the door and you step in, and as you're
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: about to step in, there's a cacophony of noise. It
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: hits you like a punch. You hear conversation, yelling, cajoling, singing,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: drinking at everything. You come in and you see adventurers
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: of every ilk. We're talking paladins, nights, rogues, thieves. You
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: see them. You know you recognize what they are because
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: you've been you've been around those types. So you look
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: around and you all approve. Now, all six of you
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: were standing in the door, and you happen to look
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: at each other because y'all have never been here before.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 18: M hm oh, this place, it's easy to pick a
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 18: lot going on with no one paying attention.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 11: Good lord, we.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: Just knew not.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 6: Regarding one spot. I thought it was just you.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 11: It's why is it so suddenly hot in here?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: And see what?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 11: Oh they will let anyone coming into this establishment.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: That's right, all right. Uh, let's wait, cousin, my lord,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: that's okay. So y'all try to recognize each other from
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: previous adventures, even though y'all have never seen each other
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: again since that time. So there's a bit of familiarity
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: and there's a little bit of conjoling and also a
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: little bit of camaraderie there. So Hawk, roll your d
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: twenty four.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: Me back up, all right.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: You should always keep it open, don't ever close your dice.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: Ten ten, yeah, uh, let's see, all.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: Right, under your wisdom? What is that number underneath the number.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: Under my wisdom? Girl?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: That over.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: Under my wis charisma.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: Oh so you see where he says wisdom and it
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: has that big number inside the circle underneath it. It
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: should oh plus two plus two okay, all right. So
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: that's what's known as a modifier. Whatever you roll for
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: a specific roll, if it's for that, let's say it's
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: for wisdom, whatever you roll, you add that that way
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: it's gonna give you an increase. Okay, okay, so you're
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: successful in your role. You look around and you happen
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: to see that the bar keep standing behind this extremely
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: long wooden bar that's been polished within an inch of
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: his life, and he's glancing over at the crew, but
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: he's looking at you specifically, and his eyes cut away
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: and he goes right back to shine polishing his glass.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: Right a barkeep, I think I'll have a pint and
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: one for life. Frighten.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 7: Two?
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: Are you new in town? Well?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: Of cool us?
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 5: No?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: No, this is the town that has a name, but
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: no one cares. And we get we get strangers all
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: the time. And it looks like you are a pretty
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: motley crew. Are those four with you? Did that fifth one? Curse? Hm?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 11: She feels like Staten Island. I feel like you're attacking.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: What is it? What is this statelend Island you speak of?
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: Not that what this isn't important? What's important? It is
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: he's paid you, drunks for two mm hmm.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: He only paid for one, but I'll let that pass
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: for now.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 6: Get us.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: You could tell that this this barkeep has seen his
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: share of everybody. Nothing phases him. Short of a lightning bolt,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: and even then that might just mildly irritate him. But
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: he sees you all are adventurers, so you know you
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: seem like a good group.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm not. I don't do this very often,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: but here's drinks for everybody.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: My patience.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 6: That's just very suspicious.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: I don't need to be a bit right now.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 6: You are old people. You were drinking. That question to me,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 6: especially with strangers, all.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 11: Right, eyes them off you relax.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 6: You always I can't relax because you always drunk.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 14: Wow, the effects of alcohol do not hit me the
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 14: way it does for some of you mean mortals.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 11: We always know how to handle that.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 6: I'm always.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: I cannot with y'all. We never get out. Okay, So
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: the bark deep As he brings her your drinks. He
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: looks at y'all, hmmm, looking for a little adventure. I
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: see you all look like you're well traveled. So we
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: have for YouTube. Must be sorceress. We have a druid,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: a drow. Not very often do we see y'all above ground.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: Hopefully you keep your bear in mind that you still
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: have a bad reputation. He looks at you and just
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: shakes his head draw He looks at the paladin. He
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: gives him a nod. He looks at them, looks at
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: the monk, gives him a nod. And he looks at
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: Stonehawk and goes, so, you must be the mouthpiece for
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: this group, aren't you.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: I guess you can see that, But.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: Yes, I don't. I don't approve of the cudding your chip,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: but you seem like you're straight up. Okay, I'm sure
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 4: they'll they'll. So, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Dire Wolf.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: As you can tell, is not much. The sun doesn't
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: come in here because we don't want interruptions. Now what
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: you see now you look around again. You see this
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: motley crew, and he says, what you have here is
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: a meeting place for adventurers. They're all waiting for opportunities
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: and adventure. They'll take work, but a lot of them
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: are really picky. Uh Lady mandelor roller D twenty not
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: in the glass? Uh twelve? All right? So what is
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: your put that under your your intelligence? What's your modifier
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: to your intelligence?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 11: Plus one?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, So while everybody else is talking with the barkeep
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: you here in the corner A conversation that sounds like this.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: You could pay me to go to that priest.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: I swear I think he's a fake. Yeah, I think
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: we're gonna come over there and work for free.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 6: We don't work for free.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, whatever this artifact is he wants us to find.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: He looks like he's broke.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: You care, well, we could go over there and check
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: it out.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 18: No, no, we're not gonna do it.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: But we're just sit here and get drunk. You're ready
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: to get drunk. I'm broke the hell you talk about.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: So you relate to the group what you you can.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: You can keep it to yourself, or you can tell everybody.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 14: Only because we're all looking for the same thing here
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 14: this evening, I've overheard quite loudly that there are two
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 14: rap scallions shirking their duties that were foisted upon them
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 14: by a priest. Apparently there's an artifact involved. I do
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 14: not know nor care what it is. But if we
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 14: want to get in on some of this, gotcha.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: All right? So each of you has a vote if
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: you want to further investigate this. Remember in this you
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: have everything around you. You can ask questions of the barkeep,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: you can ask other adventurers, you're not restricted.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 14: I would like to speak to the barkeep I see
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 14: knows the way to a woman's heart or else dark
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 14: adrow elves hearts.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: That's the warm up, sir. Oh my gosh, you'll come
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: behind me, Barkie.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 11: May I ask you a query?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: Please, by all means, please feel free. Thank you.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 14: I've ever heard from some of your patrons that there's
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 14: a priest in town.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 11: Is this priest of reputable stock?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 4: He's reputable enough, he's he's one of those do gooders,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: but he really doesn't do anything for the town. He
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: is a priest of Moridan. Normally we get dwarves coming
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: in here to worship with him, but they haven't been
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: here lately since the cave in at the mountain. But
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: he's been going on about needing help, but he's never
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: really talked about what it was. Something about an artifact,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: I believe, But that's all I know. I listened to
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: what the other adventurers are talking about.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 13: Hmm.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 14: Thank you for enlightening me about your priest. I will
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 14: go about asking around as you directed. Does anyone else
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 14: have any questions for the barkeeper?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 22: Perhaps I'd like to speak to the ball keep keep.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: What were they looking for?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: Ah, it is it was mountain and they were digging
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: for mithral, which is the strongest metal in all of
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: this land. But unfortunately the dwarfs end up getting lost
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: in the cave in and their stone Dwarfs usually they
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: can find their way out, but they haven't come back,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: so we don't know. He sees you sticking your hand
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 4: up in the air. He's kind of aggravated at this point.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 11: I'm trying to talk to my cousins. Mind your business.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: Like the Lord's.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 11: Oh, I don't want to sound like her.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 6: It's the second stand on.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 13: You go to the ask the question next you'll know
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 13: I'm fighting a hydra while you said then Drake, Wow.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 11: You're the one that likes to work out. I'm not
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 11: about that.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 6: I do not like to work out. That gets hyper.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 6: That's why I love you.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 12: Lord.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: So Nivara has come up to the crew, to the
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: group and divulged what she found out from he from
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: eaves dropping.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: Yes, I have.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, just one glass. I got it. What I did.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 11: I came back and I said to everybody I heard
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 11: some ship.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 6: You did not explain in full detail.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 11: No last question, I don't uh I didn't ask. No,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 11: I'm confused because I only only talked to the bar
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 11: I overheard.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: Their You overheard the conversation I told you about the priest,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: and then uh Stone asked about what happened with the
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: dwarves in the mountain because I talked about the cavn.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: So you never had a chance to come back and
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: ask anything additional.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 18: Yet.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: See, this is the interactivity that goes with the game.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: Sometimes you'll talk amongst each other because if you think
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: about it, I'm not even anywhere near you, guys. I
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: don't exist. I'm just a voice from above with a
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: really nifty beard. I'm a wat to in this game, Okay, Okay,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: I'm a wat to. Okay, okay, so do I. So
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: it's up to you if you want to divulce to
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: the group what you heard from from the converse easdrop
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: because everybody's trying to find adventure and this seems to
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: be something that may pan out.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 14: But that's why I'm confused, because I thought I came
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 14: back before I asked the barkeep.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 11: I told everybody that's what I thought I was doing.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 4: If I did not do that, you never went anywhere.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: You heard it while you were standing there. I said
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: you were eavesdropping. I never said you went over to
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 4: talk to them?
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 11: Oh all right, well ao, yeah, you hear.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: Voices in the back going, yeah, one of this yet
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: we're talking about. We don't do that here. There's not
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: that type of.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 11: What are we doing, my my fellow adventurers?
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 14: I would like to impress upon you, uh, some details
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 14: that I've divulged from my delicate elf, like hearing.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 11: There are two gentlemen that are trying to help this dwarf?
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 11: I'm sorry? Am I too low? I'm sorry?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 6: No, she was.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: Mother.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 11: I've all heard that.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 6: Just fine.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 14: There's there's the chance per chance for us to have
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 14: quite the adventure ourselves. Apparently there's a priest in this
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 14: town that is looking for an ancient daughter fact, and
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 14: I hear tell from our barkeep that it could be
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 14: the long pursued or coveted myth.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 11: Would be involved. What say you all to these pieces
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 11: of I don't know information, I don't know.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: Let's go and get it there?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 11: Does this sound like something that we might watch to
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 11: partake on?
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: Because the.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: Royalties?
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to get paid there. I want to
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: get paid real good. That's the vote for one we would.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 11: I would like to make it rain on myself as
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 11: well anybody else in the crew. How he'll say, you all,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 11: master t that's an eye.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: Yes, okay.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 5: Where I come from, they drop you off, they teach
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 5: you all the trades, and mining was one of them.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: Before the tragedy, Mythrop went for a lot.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 22: I mean, okay, something about this. What can I say
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 22: something about this town? High walls, a guard that bands forever.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 22: They have a lot of people here in this bar,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 22: and they seem to be having a lot of fun.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 22: This mythrial. I heard things in these dwarves. No one's
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 22: spoken of them. Since in this priest.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: Got me in.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 6: I could always use a new sword. I could always
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 6: use a new sword, since someone pumped it off. The
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 6: last time we went on a crest, that.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 11: Was for by my health, sir, they got two drinks.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 6: It was an It was my great sword, and you.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 11: Want to was the wine of my people. So you
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 11: cannot tell me that we could not we could pass
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 11: up such an ancient vintage if I do.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 18: Not, and.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: Wow, and.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 13: Now and now I must accompany you to get this mythrail.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 13: So I could make myself another sword.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 14: But I do not cast that ranger, and you will
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 14: have many more riches that you can complain about when
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 14: we're at the end of our journey as well.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 11: So I'm giving you two gifts.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 6: You're giving me complaints and a headache.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: So has everybody in for this?
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: Huzza?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: Yes, you've been farewell to the Barkie, who's happy to
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 4: be rid of you because it was that's one lesson
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 4: group and they're making noise. You lieve the You leave
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: the Dire Wolf and you head down into town.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 7: Hm.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: You head down to what looks like a huge cathedral,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: but as you get closer it seen better days. It
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: looks like it's been pock marked. It's it's vines growing
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: all over it, it's spit, it has not been kept
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: up very well, and nobody seems to be going near it.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: But the door is wide open, so you as a
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 4: group you step in and you see this massive cathedral. Huge.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: Unlike the outside, the inside is meticulously clean and well
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 4: put together. You see rose appews and at the end
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: you see what looks like a little old man dressed
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: in a blue robe with a white tavern coming down
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 4: to the front.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: Watch was that you?
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 4: I was waiting for that? I'm not even gonna let
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: you have it. So whooped the roller? D twenty for me?
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: Mmkay from it twenty?
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: Come on phone, don't be stupid.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: M twenty perfect? And what's your what's your modifier? What
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: the little where it says wisdom under your on your
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: ch on your character. She that says wisdom. That's plus
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 4: twenty one. Okay, So you look down the aisle and
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: you're you for sure know that this is the priest
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: that you're supposed to talk to. So you passed that
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: on to the rest of the crew.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: So, wow, the priest is here.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 5: Should we approach?
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 17: Should we grab him and shaken?
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: Should we just talk?
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 15: You know, I'm about that life.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: You know about that life.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 11: Let's go. I've seen pretty a shitty priest and my day,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 11: but I'll give this one.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: Naster t. I think you might seem like these are
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: your type of people.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 5: Yes, there's him in seven of us. Maybe we tried
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: just peace. But also there's a place like this back home,
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 5: and last time I went inside there was a vampire.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 5: So we can approach from it.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, strade was a long time ago. Okay, I'm gonna
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 4: need you to get it together.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 6: Holy Walter, we can do this still.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 5: Hold on Illinois, stopping out in a stake through the heart.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 5: I don't know how things work.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: In this world. Oh wow.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: So while y'all are talking, the priest looks up and
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 4: he goes, my children, welcome to the Cathedral of Mordan.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 4: I am the priest. My name is Mission Jarnad, and
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 4: I am the keeper of this established institution. Thank you
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 4: for coming. What can I do for you?
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 5: We come seeking the whereabouts of two lost dwarves.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 4: Ah, yes, the cave in of Mount Mountain. We still
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: talk about it now. Unfortunately that was that was well
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 4: over five years goal and we haven't seen a single
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: dwarf yet.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: However, have you have you?
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 4: Are you here because of a mission for a lost artifact?
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: Perhaps?
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 19: Why?
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: Yes? Are you a mind reader? Sir? No, Mareden gives
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 4: me wonderful blessings, praise Meredien.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 6: Please don't kill me.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 4: Okay, is it me?
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 12: Is it me?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 4: It's Meredien. We don't do me here. So you see
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: him visibly relax. He has been trying to get help
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: to try to find this artifact because there's a reason. Oh,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: this is so wonderful, thank you or okay, I don't
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: know if you're here to help me, but our sacred
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: artifact is missing, and unfortunately we don't have a lot
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: of time to recover it. It's been gone for two days.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 4: He gestures behind you on the altar. You see on
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 4: the altar what looks like a space, looks like a cross,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 4: like something was there, but it's missing. Now you see
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 4: two incense braziers next to him. They're both cold, they're
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 4: not burning at all, and he looks very despondent. We
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 4: are missing the sacred amulet of Sauron, and unfortunately we
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: were robbed two days ago. I don't know who it was,
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 4: but they broke in through the back of our cathedral
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 4: when I was out in the country helping the poor.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: And when I came back, all I saw was bits
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 4: of wood and cloth on the floor, and the ambulance
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 4: was missing. See, I'm petrified because this is hollowed ground.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: If the amulet is gone from these premises longer than
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 4: four days, a pestilence will fall on the land, because
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: this cathedral is the only thing muting its power. You realize,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 4: he said two days ago, and it only got four
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 4: days m.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 11: Trablematic.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 3: I got a question, Mathew, what happens.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 4: Have you heard, Oh my goodness, have you heard of
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 4: the flowing darkness? But go ahead, now, that's the flow,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 4: that's the flowing crimson. It's a totally different thing. I
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 4: cannot believe young people would still try that joke with
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 4: me over one hundred years old. It's still not funny.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 4: I digress. The Amulet of Saurn is what prevents the
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 4: It prevents the flowing Darkness from taking over the land.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 4: It will blot out the sun. It will kill everything
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 4: in its path. With that, with that, with no, no,
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 4: you're fine. I'm already half dead anyway from trying to
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 4: want to help me. It's fine.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 5: You don't help him. The entire town will look at
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 5: the bar.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 4: Tell me time time out to shade, whipty to shame.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: Wait, we're gonna take a quick break, come back. We
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: cut back and fishes for that.
• 1:26:06
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• 1:26:08
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• 1:26:11
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• 1:26:12
  Speaker 10: Yeah, so we're gonna take a quick break. We're gonna
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 10: come back to this story. Oh damn, I love this.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: Uh and we're almost halfway through it, so let's go.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: I love this, I love this all right, We'll be
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: right back. Hey.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, specially costs money, so especially for those who can't
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  Speaker 10: Hey, all right, So flowing of darkness and clothing on
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 10: the scene in.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 5: That world before it ends up like my last one.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 4: So he basically says, in a nutshell, the amulet was
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 4: preventing the flowing darkness from taking over the land. It
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 4: was the basically a safeguard. Somebody stole it because it's
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 4: made of pure mythrill and it's also an enchanted item
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 4: because it's not there. The safeguard is you have four
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 4: days to return it back otherwise the flowing darkness will
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 4: take over Craigon and plunge everyone into darkness and misery,
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 4: mad marriage, No, let me so when you look at
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 4: the priests and he's exhausted, he has been trying his
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 4: best to reach out to every adventurer to help out,
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 4: and they've all laughed at him. I I don't know
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 4: what I can do, but if you are all willing,
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 4: I would like to hire you to retrieve the amulet.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 11: Now when you say higher, take the money, take the money.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 3: Take the money. They obviously have a lot to spare.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 3: And even if we can't complete.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 13: This thing, have you seen the inside and outside of
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 13: this students, and you think he has a lot of money's.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 11: Security and this piece is clearly lucky. How much money
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 11: could he possibly support?
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 3: Have you seen the town?
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 4: Yes, he is literally standing there waiting for you to
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 4: talk with him. Ask him questions because he's anxious.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 13: Christ May, Christ may, I ask when was the last
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 13: time you've seen this ambulant and if so, was the
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 13: kind of strange individualism in your church?
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 4: He looks at you. You see he realizes you're a paladin,
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 4: and he smiles, Noble paladin, I am but a loyal
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 4: follower of Morden and no one comes here anymore since
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 4: the dwarves were caught in the cave, and no no
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 4: one's been here. These doors have never been opened to
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 4: anyone since I've known. But come to think of it,
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 4: I do remember a hooded figure coming in. I greeted
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: them and they didn't speak back, which is not unusual.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 4: I'm used to being ignored, but that was strange. That's
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 4: all I can remember, Priest.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 10: This cloth you found at the scene, is it the
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 10: same cloth that was on this hooded figure?
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 4: I can't remember. But the cloth that was on the floor,
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 4: it was from the liner from the from the altar,
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: and it was a brown sort of like a like
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 4: a sackcloth kind of fabric like it was really really rough.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 4: It was a rough texture, and only I only know
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 4: a certain number of creatures who would wear that type
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 4: of fabric because they don't care. It could either be
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 4: a troll at Cobald or Goblin, and I don't get
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 4: them in here.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 3: It looks like we're just looking for someone with a rash.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 11: Wow, it's sounding like we have to touch one of
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 11: the pause.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 5: It sounded that the front gate just lets anyone in here,
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 5: So why did we all get such a hassle.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 4: Questionings.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 14: Mister, what would you say that you feel as though
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 14: there's a gap in your memory regarding what's happened.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 11: Between you and this person who didn't speak to you at.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 4: The No, I remember everyone who comes in here, because
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 4: not what no, no, no, wow, wow, you know that.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 4: Let the ears tell the tale. Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 11: We just we know that we're better than you. We
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 11: just were quiet about it.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 3: Can I say?
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 11: And priest questions?
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 11: Is this is this artifact? Artifact heavy? Does it seem
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 11: like it would take more than to move it?
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 4: Yes? It weighs about one hundred pounds. M hm, So
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 4: whoever did it was very strong and very quick, almost
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 4: like a deacon deadlift, if you will.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, my god, blasphemer.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 23: Any other questions, oh, any other questions for the priests,
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 23: for everyone else, Jesus Christ.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 17: Adventures that went out looking for this artifact? How long
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 17: was it before we realized they were missing? They were
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 17: no longer coming back.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 4: Oh that's the thing. No one's bothered to help me.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 4: There weren't any other adventurers. All the cowards are at
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 4: the dial Wolf getting drunk and pissing on themselves. Which
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 4: is far for the cause. Really, so you are the
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 4: first good souls to come through. Now time is of
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 4: the essence. So he turns around, goes behind the altar.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 4: He pulls out this large chest. It's about I would
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 4: say maybe two feet long, one foot wide and about
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 4: eight inches high. It's very ornate. It's covered in gold.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 4: It's uh, it's like it's covered in silver, and you
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 4: can see a silver sheen on top, which Stohawk looks
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 4: and realizes it's mythrill.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 11: Mister priest, is that our form of payment?
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 4: He looks you, goes, no, no, that's my lunch. What's
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 4: wrong with you? I'm not giving you I'm not giving
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 4: you my food. He takes the box, puts it to
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 4: the side. He goes back around and pulls out an
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 4: almost identical one. But before you can ask him anything,
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 4: he opens it up and you see nothing but gold,
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 4: gold coins.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 6: H m hm.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 4: Now with old you reach over to it. He smacks
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 4: you on the hand.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 3: No, it's not what it's for.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 10: Hm.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 7: The hell?
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 4: Now can we can? We can we get him? Because
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 4: I want to go. I just I want to get
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 4: him too.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 10: Why are we talking?
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 11: Why are we talking?
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 6: It's a are you really going to consider that.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 18: I've seen I've heard stories about this flowing darkness. It
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 18: doesn't just stop at one town. I think we have
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 18: a problem here.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 5: I've lost a hole. I won't lose another and spend
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 5: the money he would look at this place.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 4: The ambulant covers one hundred square miles, so it is
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 4: imperative for to return. Now, Locke, I want you to
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 4: roll a D twenty four. Me what up I did?
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 3: Download it.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 2: Is?
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 3: He m?
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 4: I don't know what this means. Thirteen? Okay, so that's
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 4: the thirteen. I okay, got it.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 3: Wait do it again.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 4: Let me say that again. Oh that's a not twenty.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 4: That's the twenty. You're older twenty. Good job. You don't
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 4: even need you don't even your modifier. So this is
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 4: the basis for your nine intelligence, but your your wisdom.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 4: So you look over in the chest that he opened
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 4: up with all the gold, and you ascertain there is
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 4: at least five thousand gold coins in that chest, five thousand.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 4: But she only she knows, so it's up to her
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 4: to tell the crew, otherwise she could keep it to herself.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I thought I was the band one, you know,
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 11: I'm gona find it out.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 5: Rights a sort of.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 4: I mean, ma'am, you know.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 6: Has seated. The darkness has seated.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 4: So here's what I will do. M because he because
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 4: at this point he is very nervous because time is
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 4: of the essence and y'all are like chickens. Yeah, here's
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 4: what I will do. Not only is the gold yours,
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 4: but I will give you the chest as well. The
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 4: chest itself is worth ten thousand gold. See, all I
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 4: want is for everyone to be safe and please retrieve
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 4: the amulet. Now, no one has asked what it looks like,
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 4: so he tells you. Okay, so he'll said, well, since
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 4: you're going for it, thank you so much for helping me.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 4: Now here's what I'll tell you. It's about a foot tall.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 4: It looks like a crucifix, but it looks like there's
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 4: a star underneath the crucifix, and it's on a platform.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 4: The entire thing is made of mythral with a red
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 4: ruby in the center. That ruby is the power source
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 4: to prevent the flowing darkness from coming. And he looks
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 4: at the whole group and says, if any of you
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 4: try to steal it, you will cause a pestilence and
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 4: you will not survive. So I am entrusting you with
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 4: this mission.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 3: So will you do it?
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he is overjoyed.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 3: I'll do it because I can't afford to see another town.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 4: God, thank you, noble ranger.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 5: Now we need a special cloth or anything. I'm not
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 5: going to touch this and explode.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 4: Right, A simple cloth will do a simple satisfying you
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 4: look like strapping young people. Anyway. Now, let's let's go
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 4: ahead and move on with us. So he takes the chest,
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 4: puts it right back under the altar, and he comes
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 4: to the front and he says, if you take a
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 4: road out of town opposite the gate, you'll see a
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 4: road that leads somewhere. Rumor has it that there are
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 4: creatures at the end of that road in the old
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 4: Scion mansion. That would be my guess that you could
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 4: go and see if it's there, because there's not much
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 4: anywhere else and it's heavy. So thank you for helping
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 4: me with this.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 3: Priest. Do you have a map, I some sort of
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 3: form of parchment.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 4: I do not. Unfortunately, all I can tell you is
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 4: the road out is literally goes straight to the old mansion.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 4: You know, if there's going to be this thing, Honestly,
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 4: I don't know they stole it from me. What else
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 4: can I tell you?
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 11: No one in this town has a map.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 4: My stomach hurts, Oh my god, yeah, pretty much? All right?
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 4: All right, So y'all leave the cathedral. And as you
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 4: leave the cathedral, you look to your right and you see,
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 4: just like he said, there is a road that leads
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 4: straight out. You wonder, you literally wonder, how did this
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 4: wall cover all of this? Because the mansion is inside
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 4: the town proper. Okay, so you really don't leave the
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 4: area per se, but you're going somewhere else. But it's
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 4: a long way away, okay, all right, So you as
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 4: a collective, y'all start heading down the road.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 4: You're passing groves to the left, meadows to the right.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 4: It's a little overcast, it feels a little chilly. And
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 4: as you walk, you see a cut off to the
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 4: right and you see a grove of trees. You didn't
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 4: mention anything about a grove of trees, one of you
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 4: thinks in your head. But as you're going by, you
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 4: see rustling in the trees. No Duke notices it first,
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 4: and then Stone sees it.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 18: You've seen that too, Huh, Yeah, I saw something's watching us.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 6: I get it, but they are not alone.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 4: No, ladies and gentlemen, you're about to enter too, your
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 4: first combat phase. God, okay, the first thing I want
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 4: you to do is to roll your D twenty and
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 4: tell me the number that you have. This is what's
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 4: called rolling initiative. This is going to determine the order
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 4: of battle with the with with your adversaries, even though
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 4: you don't know who they are.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 3: Rolled nineteen.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 4: Nice, okay, nineteen No, no, no, no, nineteen.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 6: Okay, I rolled it ten.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 4: Ten, Roll that again, all of us. No, no, whipped
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 4: the roll that again?
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 3: Two?
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 4: Oh goddamn?
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 4: Okay, all right, I rolled a seventeen. So Lock got seventeen. Uh,
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 4: Master T. Then both you got ten. Okay, gotz.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 4: So the order of battle is going to be stone Lock.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 4: See we got three ten's. It's gonna be interesting. We'll
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 4: go in order of the ladies. So Navara third Duke,
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 4: is fourth, Master T is fifth, and Solana is six.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 4: All right, So as you all look over, you see
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 4: a group of six. I don't know if I want
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 4: to do this six cobals. Would you say that six cobals?
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 4: The lead all looks over and he's sneering humans, you
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 4: won't get that trage. We well keep that traje for ourselves.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 4: My brothers, they are You're all surprised because cobals don't
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 4: normally have the ability to talk, so apparently this is
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 4: something unusual about these cobals. And you hear them going, yeah,
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 4: kunt the hell match, Joe kuntter hell Man's here one
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 4: of the Hey, there's a dwarf. Kill that dwarf. That's elf. Oh,
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 4: kill the elf. They are stupid, but they're intelligent. So
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 4: they start heading towards you. They've got their weapons up,
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 4: and the first one's going towards Stone. All right, Stone,
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 4: Now you have your weapons under your actions or you
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 4: should on your character sheet. Okay, do you have weapons
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 4: available on your character sheet?
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 3: You should have marshall weapons.
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 4: I think it was okay, look down at the bottom
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 4: of your character sheet. It's just say weapon attacks and cantrips.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 3: All weapons attacks. You said, very bottom work at the
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 3: very bottom of the page.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 4: Yes, okay, you got unarmed strike all right, all right,
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 4: so what we're gonna do is we're going to help
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 4: you wield one of your weapons. Scroll down on your
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 4: character sheet to the very last page that should give
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 4: you your inventory.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 3: That would be.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 4: Should tell you what your weapons are in that inventory.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 3: M mmm ensineering, strike, hunter's mark, cure wounds.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 4: All right, let me let me pull up your character
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 4: sheet real quick. I have it on another tab. I'm smart.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 4: That's the may rt Yang all right, so go to
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 4: the bottom. Oh wow, okay, this is inventory all right. So, Sohawk,
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 4: you have a scimitar, a short sword.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 3: Oh I'm looking at the wrong page.
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 4: Okay, now that was my fault. I should look through
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 4: the equipment. So which one of these do you want
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 4: to wield? You have a scimitar, a short sword, and
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 4: a long boat.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 10: Let's go with the scimitar. Okay, the obsidian o scimitar.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 4: Okay, so you're a scimitar. If you have something to
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 4: write down, the scimitar is going to be a two
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 4: GUY six for a damage. So when if you when
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 4: you tack, you roll your D twenty first. If it's
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 4: a high number, the attack is successful. If it's low,
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 4: it fails. And then if it's successful, they want to
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 4: roll a two D six to determine the damage.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, so roll it again. So I have the nineteen
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 3: the last time.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 4: So yeah, this is for initiative. So you're rolling the
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 4: D twenty.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, that would be fifteen.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 4: Okay, so add your strength modifier to that.
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 3: That would be where you.
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 10: At blank modifier is twelve plus one, so it's fifteen sixteen.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 4: So it's sixteen okay. So it's successful. He's coming at you.
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 4: The first one's coming at you full board. What do
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 4: you want to do with your scimitar lunch? Okay? Tell
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 4: me how you want to do it?
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 3: Oh uh, downward striking.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 4: Okay, And the attack is successful. It hits now roll
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 4: two D sixes.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 3: Two through sixes in five.
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 4: Oh you killed him instantly? Oh shit, if you killed
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 4: him instantly, he did not see it coming. He literally
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 4: he literally squawked one part when one way the other
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 4: part went the other to him in half.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 11: Sometimes you have to pop out and show these.
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, this is.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 5: It's but necessary.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 4: Okay, lock your up. Next, yours is coming at you
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 4: with a hammer. He's that's all he's got. He's gonna make.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 15: Kill the long head wedge over my dead body.
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 4: Okay. So what weapon are you using?
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 4: On your inventory, if you look on weapons and attacks
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 4: on the first page at the bottom this looks like
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 4: you have a dagger and a speedy Okay, is which
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 4: one do you want to use?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I guess that's the US.
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  Speaker 15: Two hits and the spears a minus one.
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  Speaker 4: So okay, all right, so we'll do the So you
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 4: want to do the dagger? Do you want to use
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 4: a dagger?
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  Speaker 15: My apologies? You said someone was coming with me with
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 15: a hammer. Now I'm gonna get a spear.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, long range, and you know what, since y'all are
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 4: really cool and y'all are really dope, all right, so
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  Speaker 4: roll roll a D twenty for me? All right? Day?
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 4: Uh sorry, you could do it. I believe in you.
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  Speaker 6: Uh nineteen nice?
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 4: Okay, the attack hits. Now I need you to roll
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 4: a one D six for me. Did you roll a
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 4: D six for me once? Okay?
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 3: Seriously, what is it?
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 4: Is it a six sided die? Is it that one?
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 4: That's right? Yes, it's the one, yes, the square one
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 4: like the monopoly dice. It's the square. Oh, I honestly
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 4: didn't realize. That's all right, I got you, baby, I
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 4: got you.
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  Speaker 3: To two.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so I'm going to give you plus three to that.
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 4: And so you did a total of five. Okay, you
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 4: thrust into him and he goes, he's not dead, but
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 4: he's close. I have the dad he is not dead,
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 4: so he is really really close.
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 4: So you're basically using him for like a pinata right now?
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 4: Uh nivara, yours is coming at you with a club?
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 4: Is it wooden? It is a wooden club? All he
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 4: keeps screaming, shame lema ding dong, shame me, lem me
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 4: ding dong. He heard it from somewhere. He thinks it's
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 4: a battle cry. Oh how queen. Okay, so what do
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 4: you want to attack with?
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  Speaker 11: I would like to produce flame.
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna produce flame. Ooh that's that's actually really nice,
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 4: all right, roller d twenty shame you're just saying it
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  Speaker 4: right back down.
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  Speaker 3: Shame along your ding, know you, buddy?
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 4: And what is your strength commodifier? It is ship.
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 11: Minus one?
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 4: Okay, it doesn't hit damn it. So you you get
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 4: the spell ready and you'll go hows the car and
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 4: he sees it coming and he ducks and goes, shit,
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 4: I don't want to be rolled again. I get Cobalds
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 4: just likes and goblins are afraid of fire noise. So
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 4: if you had hit him, you would have killed yes, okay,
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 4: so he is still coming at you, and let me
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 4: see come on, yes, the dice were rolling, Yes, and
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 4: we'll roll that. Okay. He hits you, and.
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 3: Get up, Get up, Get up.
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 11: Nobody said I was down.
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 4: He does four damage to you. Now on your sheet
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  Speaker 4: just above to the right, it says a big number
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 4: and that says max HP.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, so you just took four damage, so you're
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 4: down to seven. Yeah, that's all right. You at your
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 4: shot coming up here. Don't worry about you. I know
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 4: you're gonna get I'm scared for him. I'm scared for him,
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 4: all right, duke, it's on you. Man. That time was incredible.
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 21: Who just used intimidating shouts? I choose my I choose
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 21: my weapon of now, I'm kidding, I choose.
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 4: I ain't going up against her, kidding me.
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  Speaker 6: I will go with my lung sword.
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 4: Okay. They're goblins coming at you, and he has nothing
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 4: in his hands. He's just bearing his teeth. He's gonna
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 4: try and take a bite out of you.
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 6: Mm hmm.
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 4: All right, how do you want to attack?
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 5: Overhead? Overhead to the skull roller.
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 6: D twenty Oh.
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 4: Not the Zuri the D twenty. Yes, my.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 6: My bard is in the way.
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 4: It's like, no, father, don't kill him. He's cute.
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 5: Seventeen It hits all right.
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 4: So for your long sword, roll two D six.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 16: Okay, the special effects make it work.
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 4: The hissing of the body five and five, he's gone.
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 4: You literally cut him in half, you slice him down
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 4: the middle, and you look back at stone and go
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 4: The stone just goes. Show off, all right, Master t
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 4: yours is coming at you and he's in a drunken
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 4: mantis stance.
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 3: All right, and it is all right.
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 4: So how do you want to attack and hand? Okay,
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 4: so you're doing an unarmed strike.
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 5: Yep, so road D twenty all right, twenty thirteen.
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 4: All right, it hits. And how do you want to
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 4: attack him?
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 13: What?
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 12: What?
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 4: What is your motion.
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 4: So you need when it comes to combat, you can
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 4: describe how you're doing it.
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 5: I'm blanking on the name of it. But what what
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 5: is the what is the knock of unconscious too chopped
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 5: to the back of the head.
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 24: The austin, the austin, see you know you're judoll okay,
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 24: So roll one.
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 3: D six for me.
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 5: Drunking stance. I've ever seen he's no.
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 4: And you get plus two for bludgeoning. Literally broke his
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 4: spine with that.
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 18: Mm hmm.
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 4: You hit him and his whole body collapses like someone
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 4: just like a stack of car.
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 3: And he's dark. Look at that. I knew you, didn't you.
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 6: So that is the famous That is the famous Austin
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 6: powers doodle. I've heard.
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 5: It's not dead, all right, that's a lot.
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 4: Okay, we got.
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 18: Er.
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 4: So yours is coming at you.
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 3: He's wearing a.
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 4: Looks like a sorcerer's robe, and his hands are motioning
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 4: like it's getting ready to weave a spell. What do
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 4: you want to do? I will.
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 3: Man get some.
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 4: If you look on your first page, look at the
• 1:59:07
  Speaker 4: bottom says weapons. That should be the bottom square to
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 4: the right says weapons attacks and cantrips. You got some choices,
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 4: sorcervice first, okay, okay, So you want to hit him
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 4: with the acid attack?
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 4: All right, So well you're twenty.
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 5: Thirteen.
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 4: What's your strength modifier?
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 3: Nothing?
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 4: Nothing? It hits roll one D eight D eight.
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 3: A zero as Zerio's practice can hurt you the top
• 1:59:44
  Speaker 3: what was it? It was a six?
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 4: It was, and it's a plus four modifier to that.
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 4: So as you hit him with this. You see, this
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 4: was like a ectamorphic blob of green ooze shoot from
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 4: your hands, hitsing square in the chest. Is he's about
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 4: to weave his spell and in the instant he melts.
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 4: He doesn't even get a chance to scream. All you
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 4: hear is that's it. That's all you hear. And he's
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 4: a pile of burnt clothes and green skin.
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 5: There'll be a fake.
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 3: I new care. It was the way she was swirling
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 3: her wine.
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 5: She was like, okay, so anyone else.
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 4: So that's it for the initial combat. Now they get
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 4: to attack. So Locke, he is coming at you all right,
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 4: ROLLERD twenty Hello, am okay, and your what's your strength modifier?
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 9: Uh?
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 4: Look at the little bubble under strength under the number
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 4: ten on whatever number it is, so right, under strength
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 4: or yeah, yeah, strength and then the number and then
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 4: you went in the circle.
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 15: All right, so the one five and then the one
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 15: the circle is negative.
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 11: Oh god, damn it, you ain't gotten Okay, okay.
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 6: Now you hold it like this, Am I dead?
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 5: No you're not.
• 2:01:35
  Speaker 4: You're not dead. You take two points of damage, okay, okay,
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 4: So on your character sheet, if you look to the
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 4: upper right. You see where it says max HP. Yeah, okay,
• 2:01:49
  Speaker 4: you're down to six now you took two damage lovely, okay,
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 4: so keep that in mind.
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 14: All right, now, all right, minute, this motherfucker hit me
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 14: one goddamn time.
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 3: Already with the.
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 4: Hell he gets. He gets to attack you.
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 8: He did.
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 4: No, you attacked him, and then he attacked me. Let's
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 4: let's let's see what happens.
• 2:02:16
  Speaker 11: I'm about to die.
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 4: It's not gonna die. Okay, he's swing at you. Not
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 4: only do only no, not only does he miss? Roll
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 4: your D twenty yeah right here, no hold back. Tell
• 2:02:36
  Speaker 4: me how you really feel.
• 2:02:39
  Speaker 11: Fourteen?
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 4: Okay, not only does he miss, but his back is
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 4: exposed to you, and you bring out your your produced
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 4: flame spell and send it Adam again day roll your
• 2:02:53
  Speaker 4: D six. Thanks, he's done, he's.
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 11: Done, all right, Press press press, press press.
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 4: All right, So lock, the last one is looking at you.
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 4: He sees he's the only one left, and he's pretty
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 4: much pissing in his tunic right now. He doesn't know
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 4: what to do.
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 10: Wait, me and Spartan, I'm standing off to the side
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 10: like like like Sam and Bookie watching John.
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 4: Y'all are horrible.
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 6: Nobody nobody gonna help help.
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 4: I don't help.
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 3: I don't need the help.
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 18: Help.
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 11: Knife crime, knife crime, you're gonna do, knife crime, knife.
• 2:04:03
  Speaker 4: You gonna do so okay, So you're swinging in with
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 4: your dagger.
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 12: Why not?
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 4: Okay, he is not sure what to do. So now
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 4: you have an attack of opportunity. Are you coming at
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 4: him with your dagger? Okay? You can't have nice things, great.
• 2:04:25
  Speaker 17: Looking pretty all.
• 2:04:27
  Speaker 4: Right, So roll a D four.
• 2:04:35
  Speaker 15: De fallo I death is a four.
• 2:04:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a four four, I guess right, Yeah, yeah,
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 4: that's a four. That's a four. Okay, you get a
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 4: plus to modifier, so as six. So not only the
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 4: speed of lightning. You come straight at him, You grab
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 4: him from behind, and you take the dagger, and you
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 4: cut his throat so deep, almost cut his head off.
• 2:05:04
  Speaker 11: Goddamn.
• 2:05:06
  Speaker 4: You step back in his head and lost backwards. Literally
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 4: the back of his hand hits his spine. His body
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 4: hasn't responded yet, so it's still standing there. That's, ladies
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 4: and gentlemen, that was your first combat.
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 12: I was.
• 2:05:46
  Speaker 4: All right, so I will give you all the option.
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 4: So you still got to get to the mansion and
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 4: do everything. That's a little bit longer do you want
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 4: to finish running it through? Or do you want to
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 4: pause it here?
• 2:05:58
  Speaker 3: We can we can pause it here. I want to
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 3: do it Thursday.
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 5: I'm down.
• 2:06:07
  Speaker 4: I'm totally down here, ladies and gentlemen. That was your
• 2:06:12
  Speaker 4: first D n D session.
• 2:06:14
  Speaker 16: They'll all of y'all did incredible.
• 2:06:22
  Speaker 4: Let me.
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 3: That's always Should we do this in person? Oh? The joy.
• 2:06:31
  Speaker 4: That was gonna make me?
• 2:06:32
  Speaker 3: It not that right there? Bring the bottle. We're about
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 3: to have a blast.
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 4: So how did y'all feel about it?
• 2:06:45
  Speaker 3: I loved. I'm not gonna lie to you. I've always
• 2:06:48
  Speaker 3: want to be played. I've never had the opportunity. So
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 3: that was fun.
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, err, your next. Don't worry about Zerio your next.
• 2:06:58
  Speaker 6: He was my line in the Nuns.
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 17: And I'm like, I'm wondering why I because I have
• 2:07:05
  Speaker 17: a lot of friends that play, and I'm like, I'm
• 2:07:08
  Speaker 17: wondering why I haven't done it earlier?
• 2:07:09
  Speaker 5: This was fun?
• 2:07:11
  Speaker 3: Seeah uh.
• 2:07:13
  Speaker 10: Maybe you know you know Tommy uh and and he
• 2:07:17
  Speaker 10: I think him and another friend of ours he plays Warhammer,
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 10: but he plays D and D two.
• 2:07:22
  Speaker 3: He's like, you've got to get into it. You're like,
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 3: we me and him have never been able to do it.
• 2:07:26
  Speaker 4: So, yeah, lady, wasn't.
• 2:07:32
  Speaker 6: Warhammers.
• 2:07:33
  Speaker 14: I am as well, You, sir, are a wonderful dungeon master.
• 2:07:38
  Speaker 14: I will say this as someone that had an experience
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 14: with a few other well not a fear one other. Yes,
• 2:07:48
  Speaker 14: you're you well technically anyway, you you superior, sir, superior.
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 4: I appreciate it, sparked, what was your what's your?
• 2:07:59
  Speaker 13: I raised a sword to you, like I said, it's
• 2:08:04
  Speaker 13: it's been a while, so I did since I did
• 2:08:06
  Speaker 13: open campaign. But it was still it was still just
• 2:08:09
  Speaker 13: as fun because again, it's not just the adventure. It's
• 2:08:12
  Speaker 13: not just really the adventures to people around you that
• 2:08:14
  Speaker 13: actually make it work to and you can you can
• 2:08:16
  Speaker 13: bounce off each other, you know, to trust your partner
• 2:08:19
  Speaker 13: not to drink too many cups of wine and say.
• 2:08:27
  Speaker 11: Why you got to come at my my my embodment
• 2:08:30
  Speaker 11: of choice.
• 2:08:31
  Speaker 4: Shots fire, So I got a crossbow shots fire.
• 2:08:38
  Speaker 6: I didn't know what to.
• 2:08:38
  Speaker 15: Expect, but I honestly, I had a preconceived notion that
• 2:08:42
  Speaker 15: I thought it was going to be.
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 16: A little boring.
• 2:08:45
  Speaker 15: I am so glad that it was wrong. And I'm
• 2:08:47
  Speaker 15: gonna echo what Karra said, and then what Will said dude,
• 2:08:51
  Speaker 15: you you made it fun like you brought us into
• 2:08:56
  Speaker 15: it and therefore that we could play off of you.
• 2:09:01
  Speaker 15: And that's what it is, you know what I'm saying.
• 2:09:04
  Speaker 15: So like, yeah, I might have to do this again,
• 2:09:08
  Speaker 15: but I'm gonna disagree with Will. This is a lot better,
• 2:09:12
  Speaker 15: probably with a little bit more spirits, because.
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, look, I want to say for this be my
• 2:09:21
  Speaker 3: first time.
• 2:09:21
  Speaker 10: Uh one thing when when maybe said and you have
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 10: to act a character, I'm like, role plays a part
• 2:09:26
  Speaker 10: of this.
• 2:09:31
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking that.
• 2:09:32
  Speaker 6: We're just I don't know.
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 11: I think I thought you were just gonna tell a story.
• 2:09:34
  Speaker 4: That was it.
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 3: No, it wasn't.
• 2:09:36
  Speaker 10: It wasn't until I seen lady bring out her swords.
• 2:09:40
  Speaker 10: I said, hold on, I will have my ear.
• 2:09:45
  Speaker 15: I will have my ears on on Thursday.
• 2:09:49
  Speaker 4: So sorry, what do you think? Man?
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 5: I mean, yell, of those people I know who played
• 2:09:53
  Speaker 5: were my old coworkers, but who even likes those people?
• 2:10:02
  Speaker 5: It's fun very much. What was the other one? It
• 2:10:09
  Speaker 5: was one South Park game was basically big ass D
• 2:10:12
  Speaker 5: and D level and I'm thinking about playing that now
• 2:10:14
  Speaker 5: because we're doing this.
• 2:10:16
  Speaker 3: True, I want to see a lot more I can
• 2:10:21
  Speaker 3: hear my wife, Now, what are you doing. I'm going
• 2:10:23
  Speaker 3: to PLAYT D and D with my friends.
• 2:10:28
  Speaker 4: The great thing about D and D is this community.
• 2:10:31
  Speaker 4: It's all about the story and the characters. You guys,
• 2:10:35
  Speaker 4: y'all are the story. All I do is just give
• 2:10:38
  Speaker 4: you a nudge. That's all I do, is I give
• 2:10:40
  Speaker 4: you a nudge.
• 2:10:41
  Speaker 10: You know, I gotta I gotta give a shout out
• 2:10:43
  Speaker 10: to those kids in Hawkins, Illinois.
• 2:10:44
  Speaker 3: I get it now.
• 2:10:47
  Speaker 4: And this is my first you know, this was my
• 2:10:51
  Speaker 4: first DM session you guys.
• 2:10:53
  Speaker 6: Oh no, what means my very first master?
• 2:10:57
  Speaker 4: Huh like being being dungeon master. Yeah, that's my first time.
• 2:11:03
  Speaker 9: I would.
• 2:11:07
  Speaker 6: Natural.
• 2:11:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's all about Oh, it won't trust me. I
• 2:11:13
  Speaker 4: got plans.
• 2:11:16
  Speaker 3: Christ, she wanted to play locally, what would she need
• 2:11:19
  Speaker 3: to bring?
• 2:11:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, if you want to play locally, first thing you
• 2:11:22
  Speaker 4: want to do is to find a place that is
• 2:11:24
  Speaker 4: doing Dungeons and Dragons. Find out their schedule. Most of
• 2:11:27
  Speaker 4: them set U Dungeons and Dragons, a D and D
• 2:11:29
  Speaker 4: Adventurers League which is open to new players. All you
• 2:11:33
  Speaker 4: need is your imagination, a set of a seven dice set,
• 2:11:38
  Speaker 4: which is basically all the dice, pen and pad and snacks.
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  Speaker 4: That's it. Most Dungeon masters will have many if you
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  Speaker 4: want to get many figures of your character, some stores
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  Speaker 4: will sell them. Some people we we improvise, will use coins, dice,
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  Speaker 4: anything to designate it on the back and just go
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  Speaker 4: with an open mind. You will have a blast. But
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  Speaker 4: keep in mind not every group is created equal. You
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  Speaker 4: have basement virgins out there who try to be purists.
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  Speaker 4: Find a group. You can actually go online too. I
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  Speaker 4: think there's a group in Dungeon on Facebook, and I
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  Speaker 4: wouldn't recommend Facebook.
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  Speaker 3: But.
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  Speaker 4: There find a Blurred group that plays. If you come
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  Speaker 4: to Blurred con we got tables going all weekend. Mm hmmm,
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  Speaker 4: so that's what you would need. It's easy listen.
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  Speaker 10: And I've seen dice at other conventions and they are like, really,
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  Speaker 10: I've seen some really cool dice that I'm like, I
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  Speaker 10: will own these just to own them because they look
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  Speaker 10: that good, and.
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  Speaker 17: I'm gonna check them out at the next time that
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  Speaker 17: I go to.
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  Speaker 4: I saw, I said, with lady's name on it. It's
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  Speaker 4: a it was a it's a seven dice set. That
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  Speaker 4: was it was a gun metal color streaked and blood.
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  Speaker 6: That'd be her.
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  Speaker 4: That's how my battlescar dice. It was dope, but thank you, Uh,
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  Speaker 4: thank you for that, guys, thank you.
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  Speaker 10: Thank you everybody who's in the audience, been that has
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  Speaker 4: Hey everybody. Thank y'all for joining us for this wonderful
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  Speaker 4: at seven pm. I am everywhere. I'm still uplifting and
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sad for the season opener.
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  Speaker 4: that some of them.
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  Speaker 3: Oh man spartan talk to the people.
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  Speaker 13: this first part in sixty one five on social shels
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  Speaker 13: You can still find me pretty much wherever because I'm
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  Speaker 10: Let me tell you that how we how the frak
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  Speaker 10: we got here? Episodes coming up? Get drinks, Yes too far,
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  Speaker 10: I talk.
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  Speaker 3: To the people.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, So y'all notice. We've been posting the off season,
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  Speaker 5: so clips are still out here Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
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  Speaker 5: get locked up for the entire month that you have
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  Speaker 5: a chance to get some growth fighting with the troll.
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  Speaker 5: Always seem to find us an actually your band as
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  Speaker 5: your delete buttons are your best friends. I'm who boxing
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  Speaker 5: things for Black Business throughout the month, so every other
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  Speaker 5: day I'll have something else to show off. I've already
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  Speaker 5: done the first two. I have a third one going
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  Speaker 5: up tomorrow. Skit's still getting posted on the regular here
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  Speaker 5: and there, but trying to focus on that. Just got
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  Speaker 5: done with the thirty one day streaming journey. My legs
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  Speaker 5: are still in pain currently. He's know the Walking Dead,
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  Speaker 5: doing my best to keep all Black characters alive and
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  Speaker 5: live stream. If you have someone to know someone that
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  Speaker 5: tables vans as a business, but hitting the road is
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  Speaker 5: not in their budget this year, the link is in
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  Speaker 10: Yes, for those who are new here, thank you for
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  Speaker 10: tuning in. I'm the Captain of the Chip Chris Fury.
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  Speaker 10: Thank you for watching us on Blurd's a view check
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  Speaker 10: us out Tuesdays and Thursdays eight pm Eastern. This Thursday,
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  Speaker 10: we're continuing the campaign. I think I'm gonna make that
• 2:19:03
  Speaker 10: part of the Patreon in the future. I've been trying
• 2:19:09
  Speaker 10: to find something to put on a Patreon and I'm like,
• 2:19:11
  Speaker 10: what they see is live what oh a campaign?
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  Speaker 3: You don't say?
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  Speaker 10: Okay, maybe some files from Fury you never know coming
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  Speaker 10: from coming off the wall. Uh so yeah, you can
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  Speaker 10: on YouTube and Twitch. Uh this was fun, as we know.
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  Speaker 10: I'll put it to you like this, resist, fight back,
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  Speaker 10: don't give.
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  Speaker 4: Up, amen, and check on each other. Y'all check each other.
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  Speaker 10: So that that is allway that's going to be. That's
• 2:19:50
  Speaker 10: going to be the going theme for this year. Uh,
• 2:19:54
  Speaker 10: don't cry now. If you chose, you chose, don't cry now, yes,
• 2:20:01
  Speaker 10: if you didn't, yeah, and if you didn't, don't cry
• 2:20:05
  Speaker 10: now for those who for those fellow blurds. Much like
• 2:20:10
  Speaker 10: my second in command, Kira, we are celebrating the entire year.
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  Speaker 10: You've been rocking with us for five years, so you
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  Speaker 10: already know what we do. However, if you have a comic,
• 2:20:20
  Speaker 10: if you have an animation, if you have an anime,
• 2:20:22
  Speaker 10: if you have a graphic novel, if you have anything
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  Speaker 10: that you want for us to check out, drop me
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  Speaker 10: a DM. Not only will we get you on the show,
• 2:20:31
  Speaker 10: if you shoot me something so I can show it,
• 2:20:33
  Speaker 10: to show it off to the world, give my honest opinion,
• 2:20:36
  Speaker 10: which nine.
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  Speaker 3: Times out of ten it's good shit anyway, So that.
• 2:20:44
  Speaker 10: Drop me a line over at Blurd's eye view on
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  Speaker 10: the on IG and we can get some stuff worked out.
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  Speaker 10: But yes, one thing I love to do is to
• 2:20:53
  Speaker 10: show off our blurring creatives they are. In the five
• 2:20:57
  Speaker 10: years I've done this show, I haven't seen mean one yet.
• 2:21:01
  Speaker 10: That has been disappointing to me. But there is a
• 2:21:04
  Speaker 10: lot to digest and I can't get enough of it.
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  Speaker 3: So thank you.
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  Speaker 10: Thank you all out there who are who are working
• 2:21:10
  Speaker 10: hard every day to get that that project out there
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  Speaker 10: to be seen. Uh believe it or not, I'll be
• 2:21:16
  Speaker 10: giving you a call pretty soon.
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  Speaker 5: The first because it was the first.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you know.
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  Speaker 10: But like we do with every show, I want to
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  Speaker 10: remember to make sure you remember to educate yourself and others, uh,
• 2:21:35
  Speaker 10: entertain yourself and others, and most of all, encourage yourself
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  Speaker 10: and others.
• 2:21:39
  Speaker 3: Chris Fiurry along with Hello d crew. This has been fun.
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  Speaker 10: We will see Thursday when we continue the campaign. Talk
• 2:21:50
  Speaker 10: some more about some blurrdy entertainment.
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  Speaker 3: See you guys later, like are you okay?
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