Friday, October 23: Ethereum hits pause on Glamsterdam. SpaceX goes tower shopping. Newmont beats.
The Triple Tape for Friday, October 23, 2026: crypto, stocks, and metals in one quick morning pass. CRYPTO - Ethereum developers postpone the Glamsterdam test upgrade after a security review flagged gas-accounting risks to existing contracts (CoinDesk) - CoinDCX denies a new hack after a ~$16M outflow from old wallets (CoinDesk) - Sen. Blumenthal probes Tether payments to Bo Hines' firm (CoinDesk) - Central Bank of Ireland fines Coinbase Ireland $3.6M over safeguarding failures (CoinDesk, The Block) - HSBC launches its HKD stablecoin RedCoin to retail (The Block) Ticker tape (CoinGecko, ~5…
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