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Love After Lockup S709 -“Big Throuple Energy” · Vanity Farah with Chris Farah

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  Speaker 1: Hello, everyone, Welcome back to Vanity Farah. My name is
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  Speaker 1: Chris Farah, and I am giving you what you may
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  Speaker 1: have asked me for. I have listened to the people,
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  Speaker 1: and the people have said, please please talk about Love
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  Speaker 1: after lock Up. Now you might know that I have
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  Speaker 1: talked about this show before, not just on the old
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  Speaker 1: podcast Docky Sweeties, but I also used to talk about
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  Speaker 1: it on YouTube as well. In fact, if you ever
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  Speaker 1: want like old episodes recapped of nine to Day Fiance,
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  Speaker 1: you can go to my YouTube and you'll see me
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  Speaker 1: throughout the years talking about these dumbass shows. And I
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  Speaker 1: look different, you know, year to year. So and having
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  Speaker 1: said that I care. I want to make people happy,
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  Speaker 1: toxic trait or not. I'm a people pleaser, and the
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  Speaker 1: the other toxic trait is I somehow don't understand the
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  Speaker 1: way love after lock up or love during lockup frames
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  Speaker 1: their seasons. It's like trying to get me to understand math,
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  Speaker 1: Like my brain breaks trying to figure it out. Having
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  Speaker 1: said that we will be talking, we'll be starting at
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  Speaker 1: and talking about Love after Lockup. This is season seven,
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  Speaker 1: it's episode nine. It's big thropple energy, so it's that
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  Speaker 1: one we're talking about these people. If you're on YouTube,
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  Speaker 1: Everyone's happy. At the same time. You can also give
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  Speaker 1: dot com slash Chris Farrah put money on my Commissary books. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so I yeah, I'm into it. I'm into this season.
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  Speaker 1: I've watched a couple of episodes so far just to
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  Speaker 1: get my feet wet and then gonna start here and
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  Speaker 1: go through. Now, they did a little tricky thing, which
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  Speaker 1: is that they are doing a crossover in this episode
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  Speaker 1: only this episode that kind of starts the season even
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  Speaker 1: though it's episode nine, like what, I don't get it? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: bye Pine, where we're going to be introduced to a
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  Speaker 1: couple that is then going to also be on a
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  Speaker 1: new show called This Is Polly, and I decided, you
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  Speaker 1: know what, I like this as Polly and I'll be
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  Speaker 1: talking about that too. So we are going to start
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  Speaker 1: with this couple, and that is Trent and Nita. Now
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  Speaker 1: surely it's not just Trent and Nita. It's in fact Trent,
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  Speaker 1: Nita and Cammy. In fact, if it was any two
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  Speaker 1: people and not one person, it would be Nita and Cammy.
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  Speaker 1: And Trent knows that. Okay, let's get in yay, all right,
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  Speaker 1: we pick up in beautiful Redding, California. Now Trent and
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  Speaker 1: Cammy are married. It's his wife. They have like six kids.
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  Speaker 1: One of their kids is named Zoe. She's there. They met.
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  Speaker 1: They were high school sweethearts and soups Christian like soups
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  Speaker 1: Christian high school sweethearts. They weren't like living in California
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  Speaker 1: at first. They were in some other part of America,
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  Speaker 1: and they were just you know, under the thumb of
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  Speaker 1: that preacher, honey, and they were doing all the things
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  Speaker 1: they were supposed to be doing, like pro creating and
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  Speaker 1: you know, praying the two peas. What they weren't doing
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  Speaker 1: is the third pee, which is polyamory. That's gonna come later.
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  Speaker 1: See what I did there, I, you know, Polly being
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  Speaker 1: part of a polycule. That's really interesting to me. I
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  Speaker 1: like talking about sex and like the way people express themselves,
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  Speaker 1: like you know, in their sexuality. So you know, it
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  Speaker 1: is a very fun a topic for me, and so
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  Speaker 1: I'm into this crossover. Plus these people are banana ramas.
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  Speaker 1: Cammy looks to me like Rachel Dalzel's sister, and Trent
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  Speaker 1: looks like that guy from Righteous Gemstones, like baby Baby boo,
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  Speaker 1: a baby brother, you know that guy like. And then Nita,
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  Speaker 1: I mean she looks different all the time, depending on
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  Speaker 1: she has those sharp eyebrows on or not. But let's
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  Speaker 1: get into it. So we pick up with Cammy and
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  Speaker 1: Trent and they're you know, in their house, and the
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  Speaker 1: house is very like black and white, like all of
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  Speaker 1: the decore kind of looks like like yeah, like uh,
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  Speaker 1: Trent Reznor's house in like the nineties, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Like it's supposed to be kind of punk
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  Speaker 1: rock but also kind of like or like rock and roll,
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  Speaker 1: but also kind of glam, but like it's not really
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  Speaker 1: either one of those. It's more like yeesh, it's not
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  Speaker 1: mine to core surely. And you know, I will talk
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  Speaker 1: about someone's in tear decor all the time. It's just yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's someone who chose something after the kids left. I
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  Speaker 1: will give it to them maybe though making fun of them,
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  Speaker 1: I do like that this couple doesn't give one fuck,
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  Speaker 1: Like they have a whole story, right, and their whole
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  Speaker 1: story is yeah, like they met obviously high school, were
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  Speaker 1: with each other soups Christian, and then this really sad
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  Speaker 1: thing happens where one of their children dies, like when
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  Speaker 1: that person's in high school or something. And what had
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  Speaker 1: happened was when that really tragic thing happened to their family,
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  Speaker 1: their community of Christian believers didn't offer them any support
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  Speaker 1: or any love. They were really weird with them, and
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  Speaker 1: it caused them to rethink every choice they've made. Probably
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  Speaker 1: also as well, have like a new understanding of the
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  Speaker 1: fragility of life. I mean, they didn't say this, but
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  Speaker 1: this is what I'm putting on them. That was sort
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  Speaker 1: of like, you know what, fuck it. If someone's just
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  Speaker 1: going to fucking die at fifteen, if we all have
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  Speaker 1: like limited time on earth, then we're gonna do us.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to be happy. And you know what, I
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  Speaker 1: really think that that is like a beautiful sentiment. As
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  Speaker 1: long as you don't hurt anyone, if you have secret
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  Speaker 1: longings or if you have an adventurous spirit, if you
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  Speaker 1: are holding back or waiting for the perfect time or
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  Speaker 1: for everything to line up, or if you don't think
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  Speaker 1: you're ready for something and you are waiting, you know,
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  Speaker 1: for this to change and that to change. You just
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  Speaker 1: never fucking know what the next moment's going to bring.
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  Speaker 1: And this life is fleeting, and it's important to be
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  Speaker 1: happy and to try new experiences. I'm really like sitting
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  Speaker 1: into this, not this idea, but the next idea and
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  Speaker 1: to talk to about in therapy, which is that I know,
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  Speaker 1: personally I avoid unpleasurable feelings like discomfort or embarrassment or
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  Speaker 1: awkwardness or weirdness. I avoid situations where I perceive that
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  Speaker 1: that feeling could happen. And in avoiding those situations, I
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  Speaker 1: have the propensity to avoid a lot of learning experiences
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  Speaker 1: and or situations and experiences that might be really great.
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  Speaker 1: And so just like I say to you what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: it's really me saying it to myself, which is this,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's okay to feel discomfort, or it's okay
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  Speaker 1: to feel weird or you know, unsure, unclear, because inevitably
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  Speaker 1: you'll find out something about yourself, and the process of
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  Speaker 1: feeling something is more important than just shutting yourself in
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  Speaker 1: some tower or apartment for the rest of your life
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  Speaker 1: because you feel uncomfortable, or just the possibility of it
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  Speaker 1: therein lies. And so even though I don't technically want
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  Speaker 1: this couple's like whole love experience, I do tip my
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  Speaker 1: hat to them. Okay. So when they decided to do them,
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  Speaker 1: Honey and their you know, their kids, you know, were
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  Speaker 1: probably you know, in school and whatnot. They went to
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  Speaker 1: nudist resorts and at a newdist resort they met Nita,
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  Speaker 1: and Nita went right up to Cammy and was like,
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  Speaker 1: I will fuck your husband, that ugly guy, Trent, just
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  Speaker 1: to get to you. And Cammy was like okay, and
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  Speaker 1: Trent was like okay. Nita and Trent and Cammy from
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  Speaker 1: that moment on, Honey lived a life. You know. She
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  Speaker 1: describes herself as gay, and Cammy describes herself as pan
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  Speaker 1: and Trent describes himself as doesn't know where he fits
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  Speaker 1: in this relationship, which is perfect. It's high haha. I'd
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  Speaker 1: be like breadwinner. That's how you come in. You You
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  Speaker 1: make these women money. They can live. Keep the champagne pouring, Honey, Trent,
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  Speaker 1: your job is to keep the hot tub running. That's
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  Speaker 1: what that's what you do. But you know, they throw
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  Speaker 1: a bone every now and then. I love it. I
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  Speaker 1: love I really do. I've been doing it. I've been
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  Speaker 1: doing it. So basically, what had happened was Nita had,
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  Speaker 1: you know, gone through some things, right, she talked, she
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  Speaker 1: she's had I think like duys before. She also did
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  Speaker 1: some sort of drug. We don't know exactly what kind
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  Speaker 1: of drug. And what had happened was when they decided
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  Speaker 1: to you know, pair up. At one point, they got
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  Speaker 1: in a fight and this fight caused Needa to relapse
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  Speaker 1: and she got into a car accident and that's when
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  Speaker 1: you know, she had to be put away. But she's
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  Speaker 1: getting released and they're like, you know, getting her. This
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  Speaker 1: is how this season starts. And so before they get her, though,
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  Speaker 1: Trent has decided that he doesn't want to be a
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  Speaker 1: sugar daddy, even though you should be, and he decides
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  Speaker 1: to buy her a ring, and the ring is like
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  Speaker 1: a promise ring or that Nita is a beloved part
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  Speaker 1: of the family and they want her to be with
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  Speaker 1: them for life. Cammy surely does, and Trent wants Cammy
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  Speaker 1: to be happy. So we pick up on them getting
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  Speaker 1: ready for Nita to come home. Now, Zoe, their daughter,
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  Speaker 1: Cammy and Trent's daughter, is one hundred percent on board.
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  Speaker 1: She's probably never seen her parents happier. Also, she is
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  Speaker 1: okay with this black and white interior design, which I'm
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  Speaker 1: not obviously, so I'm having a lot of hard, hard times.
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  Speaker 1: So they're gonna go pick her up. Now here's the
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  Speaker 1: interesting thing. Zoe is with them when they go to
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  Speaker 1: pick up Nita, like from the jail cell jail, and
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  Speaker 1: when they drive home, Zoe's nowhere to be found. I
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  Speaker 1: like the idea of Zoe being like, yeah, I'll hit
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  Speaker 1: you right with mom and dad, and then I'm ubering
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  Speaker 1: home because they're gonna fuck on the way home. You know,
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  Speaker 1: Zoe knows her parents. So Nita comes out of the
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  Speaker 1: prison door, you know what I'm saying, not the prison door,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the door to the jail, like the whole building.
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  Speaker 1: And when she sees Cammy, she runs in a Cami's arm,
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  Speaker 1: she drops her brown bag and they hug for a
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  Speaker 1: long time, and Trent's just sitting there like who drove
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  Speaker 1: the car? You know? And then she gives Trent a
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  Speaker 1: hug that probably lasted one fourth the amount of time
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  Speaker 1: that she hugged Cammy and then she decides to just
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  Speaker 1: pick up that brown bag and put it right in
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  Speaker 1: the trash. Now we're like, good job, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: But the next part I'm kind of like huh. And
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  Speaker 1: the next part is on the steps of wherever this
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  Speaker 1: building is, they can't even wait. They pull out champagne
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  Speaker 1: and then Nita's like, pour me a glass. Now, not
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  Speaker 1: a great look if you just are coming out for
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  Speaker 1: a duy. Not a great look. Also, here's the thing. Usually,
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  Speaker 1: if you have to be like sober from like a drug,
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  Speaker 1: you usually like have to be what's the word sober?
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  Speaker 1: Now I live in California, so this California sober lifestyle,
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  Speaker 1: I think, to me, this is gonna sound so bad.
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  Speaker 1: I understand someone who smokes weed and doesn't do any
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  Speaker 1: other drugs, even though they told us that weed is
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  Speaker 1: a great gateway drug. And the reason why is to me,
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  Speaker 1: alcohol is much more of like an inhibitor, right, a
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  Speaker 1: d inhibitor, That's what I want to say. Like, and
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  Speaker 1: maybe drugs affect people differently, but when I'm drinking, I'll
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  Speaker 1: do whatever, Like I turn into Katie from ninety Fiance.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm just like I make bad decisions, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like I don't. I can't. I definitely never drive. I know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I know I can't. I me drunk is
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  Speaker 1: a less in control me. Me stoned is like a
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  Speaker 1: sleepy hungry but me drunk is like I'll flirt with anyone.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'll like do bad things, you know, like
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  Speaker 1: I'll you know, I it's just easier for me to
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  Speaker 1: control myself except around food when I'm smoking, But when
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  Speaker 1: I'm drinking, it can't. I can't control anything. So I
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  Speaker 1: guess that's why I understand. Like someone who you know
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  Speaker 1: doesn't do any drugs but like smokesweden every now and then.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't know if I've ever listened to someone
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  Speaker 1: who's like, I don't do hard drugs anymore, but I'll
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  Speaker 1: drink because it feels like if you drink, then like
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  Speaker 1: getting yourself to a drug is like the drug you
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  Speaker 1: actually want to do, Like it's a harder fight, right, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: But she, I mean, she just pops open that champagne
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  Speaker 1: on the steps, Honey, She's like so happy to drink
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  Speaker 1: right away. We're like, that's not a good sign. It's
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  Speaker 1: not a good sign for you to like not want
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  Speaker 1: a shower first, Like you're gonna go home with these
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  Speaker 1: people and there's gonna be like drink school. Ord, why
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  Speaker 1: do you have to drink right now? Like in a
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  Speaker 1: plastic glass? Okay, but that's what she does, you know,
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  Speaker 1: she does what she does. Now. Nita has a lot
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  Speaker 1: of self esteem. She calls herself a Ferrari. Now, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to say she's not a Ferrari. It's just
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  Speaker 1: that she kind of like reads more fiat to me,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. It's a little bit more
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  Speaker 1: like like a Dodge charger, you know, like that coming
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  Speaker 1: like a Dodge charger. Yeah, she is just like where's
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  Speaker 1: my drink? They She also says that she is caviare
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  Speaker 1: or fine cheese or opera, in that she's not for
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  Speaker 1: the masses, but for the chosen, elite, cultured few, which
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  Speaker 1: also I beg, I beg to differ. She's kind of
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  Speaker 1: more like fried shrimp and like American cheese and cellophane
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  Speaker 1: and Midi files. It's really mean. I know what's mean.
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  Speaker 1: Remember Midi files. That's a very old reference. Welcome to
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  Speaker 1: my life, honey. I never liked American cheese. I won't
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  Speaker 1: eat American. I won't eat the Alvida, but I did
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  Speaker 1: eat pub cheese or cheese out of a can, So
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  Speaker 1: I mean, don't think I'm Queen Elizabeth. You know me,
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  Speaker 1: it's Taco Bell and Chanel. I'm high low. Okay. So
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  Speaker 1: she gets changed outside of the car, also weird. Also weird.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't just sit in the car and get changed.
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  Speaker 1: Who hasn't taken off their pants in a car? For
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  Speaker 1: lots of reasons? I find that. Yeah, I A, I've
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  Speaker 1: already talked about my like desire to have car sex
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  Speaker 1: and other like recaps. That's fine. But also b there
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  Speaker 1: was a time when actors would drive around LA and
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  Speaker 1: we would go to audition and you know, then go
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  Speaker 1: to another audition before this like hellish land of self tapes,
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  Speaker 1: where changing in a was what you did because you
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: were going from like commercial bright person to like hair
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  Speaker 1: stylist in a TV show to like hooker on another one.
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  Speaker 1: You know, God bless you know. I've played a hooker.
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  Speaker 1: I've played a sex worker. There was a show called
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  Speaker 1: Married and I got to play a sex worker and
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  Speaker 1: it was one of the best moments of my life.
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  Speaker 1: The range I have can you imagine by the way
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  Speaker 1: if you're listening to this, I had a self tape
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  Speaker 1: today and then I thought, sorry, they're not all that bad.
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  Speaker 1: It was the first time I've ever auditioned for a
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  Speaker 1: soap opera, and I was so thrilled. And I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you why. A Because my Grandma used to watch soap
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  Speaker 1: operas all the time, and b because you know, I've
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  Speaker 1: done so much comedy like improv and sketch and almost
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  Speaker 1: everything I booked besides that sex worker, but it was
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  Speaker 1: like a dark comedy, like you know, my resume is
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  Speaker 1: like Primetime, which is, you know, great, but at the
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  Speaker 1: same time, there's certain things of course I would love
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  Speaker 1: to also do, like a streaming, you know, well written
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  Speaker 1: serial comedy. But also I just never considered myself someone
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  Speaker 1: that could audition for soap operas, mostly because when I
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  Speaker 1: think of soap operas, I think of like, how do
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  Speaker 1: I say this really beautiful people? And I think I'm hot,
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  Speaker 1: like in a certain way, but not Hollywood hot, like,
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  Speaker 1: not in a way where someone's going to be like,
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  Speaker 1: there's that leading lady. Surely not. I'm what they call
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  Speaker 1: a character actor. And so I got this audition and
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  Speaker 1: from a very nice manager that's representing me new manager
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  Speaker 1: I'm happy about. And literally the breakdown said leading lady,
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  Speaker 1: and then it said Midwestern, and I was like, oh, yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: I can do that. And then I realized this character
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  Speaker 1: as a mother of someone already on the show. So
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  Speaker 1: immediately I'm like, Okay, well who's that person? Looked up
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  Speaker 1: that person and it's like a very beautiful young actress,
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  Speaker 1: and she does look like me. She does look like we.
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  Speaker 1: She looks we have these same right now, specifically hair color,
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  Speaker 1: which is so funny because you know, I just dyed
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  Speaker 1: my hair darker, which is technically more my natural color,
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  Speaker 1: but you know, I've been enjoying that blonde life for
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  Speaker 1: like a hot ass sec And she has like dark
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  Speaker 1: brown eyes like me. And here's a thing like, I
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  Speaker 1: just feel like so many people on television and movies
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  Speaker 1: have light eyes. Now, I like brown eyes, but just
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  Speaker 1: the propensity of the amount of people you see with
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  Speaker 1: like blue or green or gray or blue green gray
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  Speaker 1: eyes is just all over the place. So when I
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  Speaker 1: saw that this girl and I had the same coloring,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, oh my god. Also yeah, also,
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  Speaker 1: the role was like reoccurring and or contract, which means
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  Speaker 1: if I ever booked it. There's a chance that I
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  Speaker 1: could be a contracted soap opera star. And if you
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  Speaker 1: just like have listened to this podcast, you have to
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  Speaker 1: know how crazy that is for me to think of
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  Speaker 1: a soap opera star me with this timing. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: Jesus and the vasileene lenses, the soft lighting they do,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I realized, Oh I've been made, I've been
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  Speaker 1: I would love to do this anyway I'm putting it
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  Speaker 1: out there. Please say a prayer. Okay, Sosy's woesies, Let's
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  Speaker 1: move on. She of course gets changed outside the car,
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  Speaker 1: and then you know, Cammy is straight up like I'm
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  Speaker 1: in love with her. I'm in love with her, like
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: I never considered myself someone who would dip in the
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: lady pond, but like who she is, her spirit, I'm
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: obsessed with her. And surely the sexual chm from Cammy
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: and Nita is jumping off this TV screen or this
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: computer whatever you're watching, like they are in two each other.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: And I will say this like, I'm happy that they
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: made it work. Because if you can find someone who
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: you have like hot ass, palpable sexual keem with and
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: somehow you both can be in each other's lives for
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: like longer than a month or whatnot. That's such a feat,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Like that's awesome. I mean, I'm assuming that other things
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: are there, like communication boundaries all that stuff. Granted, they
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: did get into a fight, which of course cause needed
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: to relapse and then get in this dui. So I mean,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I don't want to like paint a perfect fairy tale picture,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: but as I've already said, I don't have to because
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: this couple is on This is Polly, which is the
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: brand new show which I am going to watch and recap,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: don't you worry? So they will, you know, see how
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: they make it work. Oh my god. So basically, after
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: she changed and then drank and then Zoe fucking bailed,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: they drive home and they're all gonna now get ready
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: for hot tub action. They have a hot tub. They
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: have this sign if on a bit hot tub rules.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: You know, I hate word art. Okay, relax, soak your
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: crazy away. I can't read all the things stress free zone,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: no peing in the hot tub, and I was like,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: no peing in the hot tub, how about jizzing. I
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: feel like that whole hot tub is full of jiz.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Swim Soup's optional after dark, after dark, I feel like
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: no one. I mean probably all the time that you're
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: in that hot tub, you're naked. I do like hot tubs.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: You have to keep them like soups clean, though I
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: don't know how you do that. I mean chemicals, right,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I know that there's salt water pools. Are there salt
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: water hot tubs? Is there such a thing? God? I
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: love hot water. I don't want to just like have
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: to take baths for the rest of my life. I mean,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: obviously I will take bass for the rest of my life,
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: but you know, you do waste water doing that. The
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: thought of like someday having my own home, or I
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: can just have a hot tub at my fucking disposal
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: at all times and it's clean. Oh the life. I'll
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: tell you the first thing I'm doing when I become
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: a soap opera contracted star. So as we're getting ready,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Trent decides to take his special pill. I don't want
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: any nitty with you, Trent, just take that pill tomorrow.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: But Trent is first in the hot tub, so Nita's like, okay,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: well let me give the old boy something. So she's
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: like on top of him, and Cammy waits like two
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: seconds then she kiss my hot tub. You can imagine
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: that need to just jumps off Trent and is just
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: like all over Cammy. Cammy. Also, isn't the name isn't
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Cammy the name of like the Street Fighter character, the
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: blonde girl that had those long ass blonde braids that
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: was like kind of like Giles hot sister that was
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: also in the Army. You know, I'm talking about the
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Nan Chun Lee, the white girl from Street Fighter. Anyway,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now that I'm very excited to
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: see that Street Fighter movie that's coming out, like I
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: want to see it. Okay, it's just because you know,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I am, of course, like a Street Fighter generational person.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: I had sec a genesis, and I could do the
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Chunley like upside down kick, like the spinning, spinning thunderbird kick.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: It's the helicopter kick, which was down up a a BBC.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I won't ever know math, but I will always remember
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: how to do that stupid ass move. So something's luck
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: in the old brain. Some things cannover find their way in. Okay, Chris, Okay,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: let's move on. We're gonna move on to a central
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: also thropple. Now, this throppole for some reason isn't on.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: This is Polly although they should be. Almost makes me
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: feel like they don't work out. Let's talk Daymond, Banita
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: and Goddess. Now, Goddess is also called Gigi. Daymond is
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: also called Moo Moo, and Banitas called Banita. Okay, this
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: is what you have to know. Demand and Banita have
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: had a long history. They have a child together. And Demon,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: of course, is the one in prison possession of a
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: handgun two point five years and he met Goddess and
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: they have been talking. Okay, we're in Baltimore, Maryland, just
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: like Hairspray. Good morning Baltimore. Okay, just kidding. So we
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: pick up and Goddess. Last, Gigi is riding a horse
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: with her mom. Well, her mom is like a cowgirl,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: like a very experty kind of horse person, uh where
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: she knows how to ride them and they love her
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: and she gives writing lessons. What looks like Gigi looks
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: like she hasn't spent that much time on a horse.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: But she's there with her daughter Natise. And oh sorry,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: her daughter is Zoe and her mom is Natise. And
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I'm hoping I'm saying everything right, but you know, I
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: don't know if I wouldn't, I wouldn't take on any
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: of this to Vegas. But I love the fact that
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: her mom is good with horses. I always wish that
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I could be good with horses. One of like my
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: side quests during COVID was to I think I told
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: the story already was to start like learning how to
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: ride a horse, and I took a bunch of horse
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: lessons that saw how you call them riding lessons, that's
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: what you say. I also was just like, oh, I
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: want to be like an equestrian. I want to be
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: able to wear all the equestrian clothes and like have
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: a reason to also like I don't know, I just
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: thought it was like a cultured sport. So I did
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: take writing lessons, and I very early, like I feel
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: like early on for a horse woman's career. I definitely
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: got thrown from a horse, and I don't know how
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I lived to see the next day, Like I didn't
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: break anything whatever, God bless. The only reason why I
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: stopped riding horses was that, like, for a brief three
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: month period, I was seeing this guy who was a
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: lifeguard in Seal Beach, but he also had done like
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: ems work yeah, and he told me this crazy ass
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: story where like one time he had to respond to
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: a call from a woman who like got kicked in
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: the head from her like beloved horse, like she loved
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: this horse, and she's like old nay nay kicked me
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: in the head. And then he got there and she
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: like had said that. And then in the next five
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: minutes they watched this woman's like brain bleed out and
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: she just d d'd you know what I'm saying, not
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: like d not d e ed, but you know d
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I ed, you know, God bless And when he told
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: me that I never gotten a horse again, that's what
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: it took. I got from from a horse. And I
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: was like, that's fine, get back on the horse. That's
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: what they always say. And then he was like, no, don't,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: don't do it. And I was like, okay, I never like,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I feel like I saw him one other time after that,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: but like this story like remains unprinted in my mind,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: just like a a BBC down up. Okay. So Gig
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: is like I want a man just like uh Mumo,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: which is funny that her mom likes horses and demon's
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: name is mum. Oh God bless who And this is
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: what he is. He is charming, charismatic and sexy. And
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: I'll be honest, that's true. True, that's true. There is
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: something charming, charismatic and sexy, also sinister about him. But
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: you know, in a kind of like men being men,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: toxic kind of way. Now, I don't want to say toxic.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Masculinity is hot, but in this case, he's hot. Okay. So,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: and he also has a way with words. He calls
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: her and is like, She's like, Mom, I'm just gonna
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: think up this for a second. And he's like, I
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: can't wait to see you. I can't wait to eat
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: that butt. And she's like, okay, no, I M yeah,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: me too, you know, God bless. Also, Gigi's hot as hell.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Goddess is hot. She's wearing thigh high cowboy boots. Oh
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: God bless. Also, I'm like a little daft so cause
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: I was like a surprised that this was what I
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: was seeing in Maryland. I don't know why I don't
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: consider Maryland to be horse country. But what the fuck
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: do I know? I live in California, you know, and
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I rode a horse here. No one thinks I you know,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: California's horse country, even though California is a big est date,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: but you know, you think of like Montana or Texas
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: or fill fill in the blank. So anyway, let's see
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: what's happening with Beanita. Banita is an entrepreneur and her
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: specialty is making fun risque waffles. Like if you're having
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: a boucherette party or someone just got divorced, or you
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: just want something fun, she'll make you Genitalia waffles. She's
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: making a whole batch right now of Penis waffles, and
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: when you first see them, it almost looks like their
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: chocolate chip peanut waffles. Wait, not peanut chocolate chip Penis waffles.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: That's what it is. Like. She has molds and listen,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I'm into it. All her friends are doing it too.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: It looks fun. They also look tasty because not only
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: is she making like, you know, a waffle, and those
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: are great, especially if you like cook them right, they're
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: not too burnt. God bless is that she also goes
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: the extra mile and inserts white frosting. Yeah, I went
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: into the shaft. You know what I'm saying. I feel
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: like you know what I'm saying. You know what's happening there?
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: And I thought it was a thoughtful gesture because you
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: would have like just a big ass, dry ass waffle,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: but there's cream in the middle where you want there
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: to be cream. Yeah, all you need is just like
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: some hot, real one hundred percent maple syrup drizzled all
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: over that cock. Like not I mean the waffle. Obviously,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't drizzle hot ass syrup on a real cock.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: It would burn them. Unless you want to burn them,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: don't do it. But that waffle, honey, chocolate chip waffle
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: with the cream and the Oh my god, that's a
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Sunday brunch anyway. And yeah, all our friends are having
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: like a Kiki cuckoo time. And Benita's like, let me
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: tell you about my man demon. He's the father of
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: my child. And we are the same person, just different bodies.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: In fact, we are twin flames. Now, you can't say
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: that those two words in my presence without me now
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: thinking of that twin Flames cult Shilah or whatever that was.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. God, if you haven't seen the documentary
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Oh my God, where there's like a twin flame Colt
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Honey and people that are like sad and lonely like
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: me are plucked online with the possibility that you can
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: have these two people or your specific coach, like an
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: MLM guide the way for you to find everlasting life
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: with a loved one. And I mean in that cult, honey,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: they made people like change genders who didn't want to
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: change genders. Like they literally were like, well, here's the thing.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Your beloved is actually also already a Twin Flames member.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: It's just that you're a lady and she's a lady.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Now nine or one of you has expressed a desire
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: to be in a lesbian relationship. Nor have either of
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: you ever desired or spoke of being transgender. But here's
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: the thing, you don't have to because we know better.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to be a man. No your mask, so
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: go ahead, cut that hair, and if you want to
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: be forever in love, hook up with our girls Sam,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: you know, and they did. That's just different. I think
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: that all cults have their own thing, like, you know,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Like I was really also like into that mother love
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: cult where that lady just died because she kept drinking
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: like colonial silver and she turned blue. You know that one.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of good cult documentaries, by the way,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: do you guys hear this is like what I just heard.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: This says, don't worry, I'll go back to what we're
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: talking about. I mean Colt Schmaltz. But you know the
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: pasta queen on TikTok, like the Italian lady that like
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: cooks great pasta. I saw TikTok that said that she
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: was a scientologist. Don't come for me if you're a scientologist,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: because you should be happy that you know I know
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: one of your members. But you, guys, I didn't realize
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: that I don't know I mean any because she never
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: talks about it. And also be because I have this
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: like weird, daft ignorance that I thought most scientologists were
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: like American or Australian, but I forget they have a
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: large real estate portfolio. And she has again an Italian accent.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Now maybe she's not even you know, from Italy. Maybe
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: she's American and she just does a good Italian accent
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: for no reason. I can do an Irish accent. I
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: never went to Ireland anyway. Okay. Can you imagine if
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: it became like an Irish influencer, like I'm just making
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: some soda bread, thank you so much for joining me.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: You'd be like, oh sounds like Chris, I'd be like, no,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I've been making Irish soda bread since my parents came
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: over from the Motherland. You know, You're just like no, okay,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I'll stop anyway. As I said, Benita is like Demands
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: by Twin Flame were the same person. I love that man.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: That man loves me best. What's happening now? Demon's like,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: here's the thing. I got a plan, and the plan
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: is I'm going to be released on a Monday. And
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: the first lady I want to see, which makes me
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: feel like he likes her the most, or at least
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: he wants to fuck her first, which I feel like
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: means he likes her the most or whatnot is Gigi.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: He's going to get released from prison. Gigi's going to
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: pick him up and then he's going to spend the
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: night with her, and then he's going to go back
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: to where he was released and he's going to tell
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Benita that he is getting released on Tuesday, so that
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Benita goes and picks him up and is like hi,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: and he's like, Hi, God, I need a shower. Ha ha.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Been in this prison for two point five years. You know,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Like that is his plan, and he's like, I can
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: do it. I know how to run life. I can
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: get these two women on, you know, both sides of
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: the truth, and I can work us out. Now we
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: know prop not. Also, you're on a reality show, so
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: of course at some point these women are gonna know
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: that you are fucking with them. So okay. So he's
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: talking to Benita and he's like, yeah, baby, yeah, you know,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I'm coming out Tuesday, and she's like, okay, Tuesday. Tuesday.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: She's like inscreating the cream into those penises, and then
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: he's like, yep, I can't wait, so Monday afternoon and
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: she's like what and he's like no, I mean no,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I said Tuesday. And she has a whole
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: last moment with her friend where her eyebrow goes all
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: the way up, just like that cream into that shaft
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: of that waffle. You know. She's like bink, you know.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: And she's like, oh, you know, he must be tired
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: from all that jailing, you know. So she's like okay,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: he's okay, and he's like yep. She's a little bit
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: suspect because he doesn't cover it very well. But at
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: the same time, she's also had a dream and the
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: dream was that she dreamt that he cheated on her
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: and he she says it's with a girl five shades
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: darker like than her. Now, I'm I'm bad with colors.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: I can't. I'm not like, I'm not a black woman,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: so and I also am bad with colors, and I
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: also have like, no, there's no part of me that
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: wants to be like, yes that's true or no that's
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: not true. I actually don't know. I can't. You know,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: it's whatever, So if you are, I can't. Yeah, this
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: is dumb. Fine, I can't quite tell unless Banita and
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Gigi are in the same frame, who is darker. And
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: I'm only saying that to be like, I don't know
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: if it's true or not. I'm assuming that's not true.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Like I don't think that Gig is five shades darker
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: than Benita, but what if she is? And I just
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: sound ignorant. I mean, I'm not you know, what's a
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: shade like a shade of a makeup, because like there's
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: make you know, there's fourteen different beages if you like
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: get Essay Lauder makeup. So truly, I don't want to
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: hunt ignorant because you know, if there maybe there's five
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: different shade variances in fenty between the two ladies. I
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: can't tell you, Okay, I'm really bad at it. I
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: almost always buy like the wrong foundation for me, and
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: then I just like sulk about it and just hope
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: that I'll get to that color at some point. Okay,
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: So that is the end of them. Okay, Let's move
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: on to Brady and Kirstin. Now. He's thirty, she's twenty seven.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: She's a bartender, also a mom. He trafficked meth and
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: had possession of a pistol. He's in prison for five years.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: He also has twins. They're in West Plains, Monitana or Missouri.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I think it's Montana. Okay. So Kirsten obviously is not
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: the one in prison. So we open on her and
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: she's like, this is a small ass town. Everybody knows
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: everybody in this town. One thing you should know about
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: me is I like a man that's rough around the edges.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: We know, girl, you're on the show. I mean, no
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: one's like I like New York finance guys on this show,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: you know, unless they're white collar. I would Oh my god, wait,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: has there ever been anyone on Love After lock Up
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: that's been with like a white collar crime dude, like
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: someone who fucking like a Bernie made off like PONSI
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: scheme guy, Like I know chance seems like he would
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: do that kind of thing, but like I would love
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: there to be someone like that. Okay. So she also
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: says that she's been with addicts before, and we can
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: kind of tell Kirsten also looks like she's, you know,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: tired a lot. She has like one eye that's a
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: little bit like always a little like closed, and the
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: other eye is more open. You know what I'm saying,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: do with that what you will? Now we meet her
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: ex right away and her ex is wearing like American
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: flag overalls. Now we're taken aback by that, but even
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Kirsten's like, that's fucking dumb. She was with her ex
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: for a long time, they had kids. When we go
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: to his confessional, he's like, I would never ever ever
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: get back together with her. We are never ever ever
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: getting back together. And she's also like, nope, won't touch
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: them with a ten foot pull, Absolutely not. But they've
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: been cold parenting for a hot ass minute and they
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: have you know, like that jam down, which makes me
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: happy for their kids. Brady She's like, I'm gonna tell
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: You're gonna tell you that I'm picking up Brady. And
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: he knows Brady, and he also was with like a
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: toxic X, so he can't talk. But then she tells
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: us the story of how she met Brady. She was
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: with this ex, she was pregnant and was the neighbor
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: of Brady, who she describes as living in a trap house,
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: and one time it was like they were being too
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: loud or and or no, it was like something like
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: either being too loud or there was equipment missing from
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: her ex's truck. So that pregnant ass lady just marked
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: down to Brady's fucking house and was like knock, knock, knock, huge,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: and was like, give me back my stuff. But when
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: she saw Brady, she was like, you hot meth maker,
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: you know, God bless. So what happened was he gets
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: locked up for like five years, and she slides into
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: his DM's honey, and then they were talking and he
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: obviously knew her, you know, and they're in this small town,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: so God bless. And she likes attics and men that
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: are rougher on the edge. She thinks he's hot and
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: also Kirsten's kind of hot. You know, I'm saying like
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: they're hot anyway, So in fact, there's a lot of
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: people that are hot on this season. Okay, So he
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: proposes and they get married by proxy, and she's so
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: she's so happy to bring Brady home to her kids.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: So anyways, then she goes to meet up her friends
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: at a bar, but she like has to walk there.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: She's upset by that, and she looks hot. She's wearing
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: a leopard body suit and leather pants. It's not fun
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: to walk in leather pants in heels for a long
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: ass time. You know, it's like chafings, like you could
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: hear like the squeakiness of the pants. Oh my god,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: so hot. Anyway, when she meet ups her friends at
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: the bar, we realize how fucking small this town is
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: because one of the friends is Cory or Core but
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Corey spelled k O r E, so
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Core with a K, and Core is Brady's baby mama.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: They have twins. So she's meeting up with her best
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: girly who just happens to be his ex. That's a
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: fucking small ass town. Maybe also small town of hot people,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: you know, like the hot part of the small town. Okay,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: hot is a relative, but you don't eat me. So. Also,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Kisen says things like there's lots of toxic people and
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: opinions in this town. And she kind of like purses
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: her lips a lot. I it feels like someone who
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: you know either got lip filler or can't or wants
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: to get lip filler. Like she moved, she holds her
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: lips in a way that is sort of like putting
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: them on display. I don't mind it, but I noticed it. Also,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: there was a period of time of like YouTube where
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: I did the same thing. I would like I would
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: just like pose and just be like I wish I didn't.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: But I'm being honest with you now, Corey's like, just
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: you know, Brady, he's a fucking deadbeat dad who never
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: contacts the kids, like he never wants to talk to them.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: And Kirsten says, well, he won't be a deadbat dad
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: with me. I won't allow it. And we're like, why
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: do people think that people are gonna change? Now? He's like,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I couldn't really talk to my daughter as I was
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: embarrassed in prison. Maybe if he's around, like, you know,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Kirsten's kids, and on the fact that Kirsten friends of
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: the Cory, like, maybe they'll all hang out and they'll
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: actually be a beautiful end of this situation. I don't know,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: you tell me. Okay, moving along and having fun, So
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: let's talk about Carrington and Zay. Carrington is also really
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: cute and look at Zay. I mean, people are hot
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: this episode. I mean the season or whatever season are
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: red goblass. These people are hot. Okay, Carrington is gorgeous,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: all of her sisters are gorgeous, and Zay's hot. And
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: then today's also big Oh my god. They're in Little Rock, Arkansas.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: There's a Carol Channing song called I'm Yes Still Little
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Girl from Little Rock. I hopefully there's like one or
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: two Broadway theatery kids that like know that song that's
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: listening to this podcast, or there's enough people that is
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: interested in that fun fucking fact. But it's just like,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: you know, her crazy ass voice doing that song, and
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: it's like verse after verse of her talking about making
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: her way from Little Rock, Arkansas. Okay, Carrington's having all
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: her sisters over and it seems like the theme was
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: like where a colorful moomoo and so they're all wearing
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: like kind of cute MoU moves, except for one sister
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: who's just wearing like an old lady house dress that
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: you'd buy in one of those like Senior Living catalogs.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, It's not as cute. Now.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Carrington is like, look, I'm in school for pre healthcare
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: med I didn't quite knew what. I don't know what
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: that means. I don't really know what that means. Are
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: you going to be a doctor, You're gonna be a nurse?
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Are you getting a BA and be? I don't know
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: what's it called. No, I guess like a BS in
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: like medicine. I don't pre healthcare. I know there's such
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: thing as pre law. Anyway, that's fine. So her sisters
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: are all named K words too. So she's Carrington, there's Caitlin, Carly,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: and Kennedy. So she's like, guess what, we're the all
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: black Sorry, we're all we're the black sister Sorry I'm talking.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: We're all sisters, the black Kardashians. That's what I wanted
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: to say. Well, first of all, I'll give it to her.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: They all are K names. But I can't wait for
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: a time in which women aren't like talking about themselves
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: in relationship to those sisters. I just like, I can't
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: believe how wildly influential they were. And I guess are
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: like how many girls look like them, got the fake
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: asses like them, like contoured like them or whatever, like
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: how many women wanted to be them, like Emma from
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Nannae Fiance or even like McKenzie Shrilla. Like there's just
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: so many girls that were like, I'm Kim, I'm Kylie,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: you know whatever, God bless, I'm Rob. Just kidding, Okay.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: So Mike, her stepfather, is cooking, and he's like trying
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: to teach her how to cook and she's like, hmm
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: now I don't know how to do it. We're like,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: well he's teaching you right now, you know. She's like, no,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Now what happened? Was her brother is in prison? I'm like,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: is he also a kay name? Anyway? God bless Rob,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: he's in prison, And so one time she was on
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: FaceTime with him and then he was like yeah, sis
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: like look around, like, you know, God bless, it's a
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: real ass face time in prison and there's all those
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: people there, and there were guys being like hey, Carrington hey, Carrington,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: and then like she looked and there was one just
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: like she called him, like big tall guides in the back,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: just being like what's up? And she was like who's that?
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: And that was a and she's like, Hi, how you
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: do it? You know? Remember Whinney Williams. How you doing it? Okay?
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: So now Zay's real name is Xavier, so you know
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: how those exes turn in disease and he's been in
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: prison for seven years. She's like, he's edible. You know,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: it's not edible anything I cook, but that doesn't keep
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: me from scouring the internet for homemade looking plates and
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: then just sending it to him, being like, babe, look
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: what I just cooked. It's fried chicken and macaroni and
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: cheese baked the good way, you know, and he's like mmm. Meanwhile,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: she's like eating a line cuisine. That's always funny too,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: because then it's like, well, what's gonna happen when he
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: gets out and he's like where's all that food? Like,
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: can't wait for you to make me a home cooked dinner?
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: And she's like, can't wait for you to take me
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: out poor spaghetti? You know. Now she is also like,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: we don't talk on the phone. Sorry, we don't FaceTime.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: We don't see each other that way. Like even though
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I saw him that one time, that's really it. Most
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: of the time, we just talk on the phone and
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: write letters back and forth letters, And she's like, but
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell my family something. His parole was approved,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: and all her sisters are like, oh, good, good girl,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: and they also know that she's been through it. What
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: had happened was she was previously engaged to this guy
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: that she was like absolutely in love with and they
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: had a child together, so it's like her baby daddy, Okay,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: but he just called it off, and I mean she
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: loved him so much. She was like crying so much,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: and then she finds out that he got married. This
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: is where they say like overseas to a woman overseas,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: which is like, what how did that happen? Was he
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: travel and met someone? Did he like n d fiance
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: it up and like he's gonna bring Is this like
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: a crossover where they're gonna be a nunea day fiance
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: or they're like, what happened? I'm sure that was really
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: fucking devastated to have a child with someone and then
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: be engaged and then have them call it off and
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: you're in love with that person, and then they suddenly
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: are just like, I'm getting married to this person, not
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: not even in this country, Like you, my heart hurt
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: for her, also her sister. Her sister's heart's hurt for her,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: and that's kind of like why they feel like she's
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: in this relationship. They're kind of like, yeah, she's been hurting.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: There's been a hole there, so now this part's a
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: little dumb. She's like, and you, guys, I am I
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: have a secret I've been keeping from him. Now we're
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: all like, oh my god, like what could it be?
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: And the secret is that she's just like on dating apps,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: like she's on Hinge, She's explored other connections. They do
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: this a lot where like we're supposed to like feel
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: like it's a whole ass secret that one person's like
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: been talking to other people. But to me, it's not
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: like you never see this person. You can think you're
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: in a relationship with this person, but I don't understand
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: the like I don't know what to do. I have
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: this secret. It's like, then keep the secret. I know
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: what you do. You just keep that secret. They're never
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: gonna know they'll never know. Like, if you feel so
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: badly when they get out of prison, you can delete
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: hinge and no one's gonna ever know that you like
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: matched a couple of times with someone or went on
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: a date. So then Carrington decides to call Zay's sister, Carly.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Now Carly is also beyond beautiful, like Carly's gist, I mean, like,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I just can't even like Carly came on. I was like, Jesus,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: that woman can be a model. She kind of gives
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: a little bit of like Lauren Hill back in the day,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Like she has like short braids, her face is fucking perfect.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, my god, that woman's so pretty. So Carly
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: picks up the phone and honey, Carly could I couldn't
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: care less about Carrington. There's a lot of C words.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: She's uninterested, and so she's like, oh, okay, yeah, yeah,
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I heard these getting out okay, and then oh, this
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: is what happened. So Zay can't technically call Carrington because
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Carrington can't be on the list to call Za because
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Carrington's already like on the list for her brother or
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: something like that. And so the way that Zay and
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Carrington talk is that Carly has to call her brother
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: and then three way call like the nineties Carrington. Now
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: this is hilarious because Carrington, for some reason doesn't understand
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: how this works. I feel like this part's fakee where
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know if she just thinks that someone just
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: like connects the three way call, then they can hang up.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: But that's not what Carly does because Carly hates Carrington.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: So what happened was she just puts herself on mute
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: and then puts the entire call on speaker and lets
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: all her sisters listen to this bullshit. And they listen
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: and Kara Can's like, yeah, I got your name tatted
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: on me, and the sisters are like, oh girl, no,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: and then Karen Kin's like yeah, you know to say,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: She's like, I don't know if Carly likes me, and
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Zay knows that they're listening because he knows his sisters.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: He's like, well, sh and she's like, well, can they
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: even hear me? And the sisters are like yes, bitch, yeah,
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: bitch yes. So then they hang up with her, and
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: then we realize that Zay has a long time love
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: who he knows in real life. McKenna and McKenna is
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: like best friends with his sisters. So McKenna comes over
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: and is like, my man's coming home. We're like, yeah,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: he is. You know, God bless because I'll give a
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: fuck about Carrington. Okay, let's move on to Rich and Felicia. Okay,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Rich and Felicia. Okay, honey, Rich thirty five, Felicia twenty six.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: He is a real estate investor and she was, you know,
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: in prison for nine years for armed robbery. All right,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: So we pick up and Richard's in Houston and he's
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: driving six to seven hours to Louisiana, and he says
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: that he was led to a pen pal site through
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: a dream. Rich Rich Rich go to a pen pal
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: side side side and find a hot piece that's in
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: prison and hook up with her. Like he was like, yes, grandma,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: you know, God bless. I don't know why was his
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: grandmother came to him a dream, but like that was
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: just a wet dream you had about like fucking someone
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: in prison. And they were like, yeah, it came to
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: me in a dream. You came because of that dream, buddy,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: that's what happened. Those sheets were wet when you woke up.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, put lock me up for that, okay,
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: And then I hope someone finds me on a pen
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: pell site. So and she's like, and I'm looking for
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: sugar daddies, which is why they're on there. There's something
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: about like men that find women on prison pell sites
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: where like you know, there's like, well they're there and
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: they're lonely, and you know they can't ask for much,
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: and you know they don't have a lot of options
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: because you know, God bless prison, and so I'll be
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: perfect there. And then they're like, well, I need money
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: because commissary and maybe those maybe those guys are like, well,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: you know what, I'll put fifty bucks on her books
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: for a whole month, and that's cheaper than me dating
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: a woman in real life, where I would have to
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: take them out to dinner, like you know, at least
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: once a week. That's fifty dollars a week. So this
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: is cheaper. And hopefully they won't ever come out of
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: prison and I'll have to up that money. I mean,
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: I don't not quite sure. You know, it's always it's
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: interesting psychological thing. So they've been talking for six years,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: it's long long time. He's anxious about it. He says
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: his family is laid back, unlike her family because they're Sicilian,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: so they're crazy, They're loud, they're crazy, That's what he says.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Now he is going to drive to Louisiana and then
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: meet up, but looks like at a Marriotte with all
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: of her family, spend the night, and then go and
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: pick her up the next morning. So he gets to
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: meet all them in real life, you know. But they
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: know of him because they've been talking for six years,
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: so you know, she laid the groundwork. He meets her
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: brother Erl r Rol Earle Earl er it's not Earl Earl.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Is that Italian role? Okay, I don't know.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: And his girlfriend Porsche Porsche like the car, and I'll
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: tell you right now, Porsche has a lot to say.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Earl not so much. I like, as hard as it
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: is for me to say his name is as hard
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: as it is for him to say other words. Now,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Porsche is like, Porscha is like, well, we really want
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: to make sure that you're good for our girl, or
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: like you're girl, you're the girlfriend. And she first sees
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: Rich and she's like, you're mind me a luda. His
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: face doesn't, but his clothes kind of do, like you know,
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: this glasses kind of do, like his style kind of does,
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: but also like his style isn't because you know how
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: sometimes Luda looks scholarly. There's moments where Luda looks like,
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: you know, like full rapper esque, you know, with change
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: and change I'm sorry, chains and stuff. But Luda also
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: had this like scholarly aesthetic, So maybe was that one.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm talking about real hip hop heads. No,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: I'm a rapper, Okay. So they also meet other parts
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: of her family, including her aunt Stephanie, who has Banana
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Rama's hair, crazy ass hair, and Stephanie's daughter, Haley, So
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: this is Felicia's cousin. Now. Hailey and her grew up
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: together and Hailey was also in prison, so she knows
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: what it's like and how hard it is and she
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: like cries thinking about it. And I knew that, Haley,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: I've been in prison. Her family reads people that have
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: had trouble the law. You know what I'm saying? Yeah,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: I mean you know I do You do know what
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. They're like, hey, you know, where are you from?
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: He's like, well, I'm from Cali. But now he lives
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: in Houston, and they like, what do you do? He says,
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: real estate. They're like to ching to Chang. You know,
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: they're real nice to him, and they think that he's
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: really nice but almost too nice. Are like Felicia's gonna
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: eat him up. So that night he goes to bed
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: wearing boxers with Felicia's face on them. I feel like
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: there's got to be some sort of because you know,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: this is the same people that do nannade Fiance, the
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Sharp entertainment people. They got to be like, hey, if
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: we send you boxers with your like lover on them,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: will you wear them? Or shirt? Like there's so many
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: times in which people get shirts and boxers and underwear
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: and not with the people's name on them or faces.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: I almost feel like the producers have like a check
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: like a little box on the contracts, and if you
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: check that box, they'll like provide that for you or
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: I guess people really do this kind of shit all
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: the time. It's always funny to me, like someone's just
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: made someone like went through the trouble of designing boxers
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: and picked a picture, uploaded the jpeg and was like,
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: send this to me. Three weeks from now, I'm a
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: size medium. You know. Also, you know why it's interesting
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: to me, You're like Chris, I'm talking about it. It's
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: because you can almost guarantee that the fabric they're making
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: that from is itchy, Like they're not gonna make that
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: on great fabric. I can't imagine as cod and it's
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: like a polyester blend. It's like itchy. It's so close
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: to like, you know, your sensitive parts. But you know
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: al Rich does is have those wet dreams. He's gonna
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: splatter those fucking boxers from the inside out. I'm sorry,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: am I Okay? So next day it's release day, he's
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: hardly slept. The whole family meets the lobby, including he
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: has a friend named DJ, and he's like, yeah, DJ's
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: is coming with me for comfort. I found that interesting
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: is because he's nervous, because like, yeah, he wants a
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: buffer or he just wants like a friend on his side.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: So it's not all the Sicilians because DJ looks like
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: he's not going to do anything for you except like
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: roll a blunt, you know. Saying now, Felicia Tunny has
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: been in prison for a long time and she's the
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: youngest girl so she's like, this is my first adult relationship,
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: and we know and you know, also her first time
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: with a man in a long time, and we're like,
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: we get that too, we understand how time works, you know.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: So she says that she is going to try to
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: be in one, which is never a good sign. Also, though,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: something that happens on the show is that people don't
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: consider their mate enough to understand, Like he doesn't consider
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: the fact that she's really young and have been in
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: prison for so long and has never been an adult
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: relationship and has only been with women, you know, and
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: that inevitably coming out of prison is like a shock
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: to the nervous system where you have like a lot
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: of sensory things that happen, and then you have like
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: a needy person on your side being like do you
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: like me? Why don't you like me? Kwei fuck or whatever,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: and you're just like, I need to breathe and walk
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: around on this earth for like three months, just so
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: I can acculimate myself to reality. Like that's what has
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: to happen. Just rarely does that fucking happen, right, that happens.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: I mean this like situation happens on the show. So much,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: and it's really sad. Uh. I always feel like it's
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: sad to watch because it's so easy to see that, like,
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: you can't be in a relationship. You have to get
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: your body and mind together to understand you are walking
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: around as a free person, and that smells and sights
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: and sounds and people and people's conversations are going to
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: be drastically different than what you've experienced and it's going
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: to take a toll on you you're not expecting. Okay,
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: So Stephanie, her aunt and her cousin Haley are like,
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: she's gonna hurt Rich. I mean, we're not fucking scientists
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: and we're not psychologists, but we can tell you right
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: now that it's like not gonna be you know, really
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: good for him, you know, like maybe because they think
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: that he's a nice guy, even though he's like thirty six,
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: so you feel like he would already know better, but
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: he doesn't. And they're like, and she is gonna, you know,
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: eat him up, honey, spit him out, eat him up,
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: spin him out, eat him up, spit him out, which
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: we know too, you know, like and she kind of
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: knows too. It's so interesting. I don't think she wants to,
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: but like he gives, like I don't want to just
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: keep using the word beta. It's like he gives a
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: little something. By the way. I hate to be the
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: bearer of bad news, but og couple Marcellino and Brittany
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: have officially filed for divorce, so sometimes love isn't real anyway.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: So then they pull up to the prison they're gonna
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: wait for Felicia, and this whole time we're kind of
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: like or lista. I'm kind of like, I wonder where
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: her parents are because Stephanie's her aunt, so like, where
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: are her parents? And she describes her parents as being
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: like super Christian and super conservative. But but they surprise
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: the rest of their family by coming. So her parents
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: pull up. Her dad is wearing really interesting gold glasses
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: or like clear lenses and these almost made from like
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: gold dipped twigs as the sides of the glasses, and
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: her mother looks a little bit like Elizabeth Berkeley if
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Elizabeth Berkeley dabbled in some meth. These this couple does
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: not look super conservative. I don't know if maybe did
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: they turn conservative after a life, because both of them
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: also look like they've lived a life, you know, like
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming that her mother is the one that sisters
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: to Stephanie, or is the father's sisters to Stephanie. I'm
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: not quite sure. But this family looks like you know,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: how do I say this, Well, they don't look old money.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know if this family has like belonged to
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: many country clubs. I'm you know, I'm they look decidedly something. Okay,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: So they the cup the family meets rich and they're like,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: one thing about our girl Felicia's that she's rare, she's
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: a diamond in the rough, and she's beautiful. A real
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: special soul will be with her, and you know, he
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: doesn't have to get talked into what he's already into it. Also,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: you haven't, you know, spend time with your daughter in
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: like nine years, So I mean, I get it, like,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: you know, you're proud, proud parents. And I like the
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: fact that they are not like condemning her, and I'm
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: glad that they're showing up for her when she comes
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: out of prison. But it is a little funny to
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: be like, what a rare find you're so lucky. Mean,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: I'm you know, I'm not saying anyone that it's been
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: in prison isn't a rare fine and a gem. It's
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: just like the sequence of events and like in this
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: very moment as she comes out, is just this The
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: actual situation in this day and time is a little
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: lol for me. All Right, my loves, can you believe?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: First episode done? Many more to come. I don't know what.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm starting at season seven, episode nine.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: I can't tell you this is what's happening. So but
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: I'm into these couples and I'm also into this is Polly,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: and I can't wait to talk about both shows for
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: a long time, and we're gonna do all the things
• 1:02:15
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• 1:02:17
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• 1:02:19
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• 1:02:22
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• 1:02:41
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• 1:03:07
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• 1:03:14
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• 1:03:19
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• 1:03:24
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• 1:03:26
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• 1:03:31
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• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: our bodies and our nervous systems to have a moment
• 1:03:38
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• 1:03:43
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• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: is the work that we can do so that we
• 1:03:51
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• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: certain like security and strength. And what I'm saying in
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: this microphone is what I need to tell myself all
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: of the time. Okay, so this is why I do.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: I do it for me, but I also do it
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: because a I like to think that if you're listening
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: to this, there's maybe someone else in the world listening
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: to it at the same time. And then two people
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: are breathing together, which feels so nice, like two people
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: taking a moment to bring themselves into the present and
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: connecting through breath. There is something somewhat spiritual about this
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: because if you believe in God, great, so do I.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: But if you also believe in like a universal divine
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: energy that connects us all, then I think this is
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: a great way of connecting to that. There's other ways too,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: like sex, but also like you know, being a nature.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: If you're having sex, great, if you're having sex and nature,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: even better if you're breathing listening to me having sex
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: and nature. I mean, what a goddess you are? All right,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: my babes, two breaths ready, Okay, thank you, take care
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: of yourselves and one another. Stand up for what you
• 1:05:01
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