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The Brah-Volution - Episode 40 · The Steve & Jeff Show

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_07: Like sweet.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_06: Well, hey everybody.
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_06: Welcome to yet another exciting episode of the Steve and Jeff Show.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_06: I'm Steve.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_06: And I'm Jeff.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_06: How's it going, Steve?
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, Jeff, Jeff, it is going so well.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_06: You know, you know that show we did where we didn't quite get to Dr.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_06: Luke thrower, you know, we but we we we've sorted out so many things.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_06: And Jeff, I think that's really that's part of what this show is about.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_06: It's all about telling the truth, and it's about being in the zone, being in the space, being in the room, being in the ballpark, being in the sphere, being in the metro, being in the time zone.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_06: And we are, Jeff.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_06: We are.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that was a cleansing episode for both of us.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, we had a chance to kind of clean out the gunk.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_05: It was almost like a makeover, you know.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_06: I didn't like uh it was such a clean out.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_06: I didn't even need to bathe for the next week.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_06: I haven't bathed since that show.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_06: Uh tonight, maybe I'll go tomorrow, probably tomorrow, you know.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_06: I'm impressed.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_05: Before we get started, Steve, I do have to tell you a pet peeve I have, and uh and then all of a sudden I I realized that I am guilty of it too.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_05: So I listened to a lot of sports talk shows, and now I've been on YouTube and I've been watching a lot of the shows that are on, and they do these things like yell it to the crowd, that like they have these slogans, you know, and they use them at the very beginning of every single show, and they do it over and over and over again.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_05: Fucking drives me crazy.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_05: And I always think how lazy it is that you have to say the same thing every episode, and then I'm listening to oh 25-30 of our episodes that we've done before.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_05: But you digress that you digress, but you digress.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_05: How's it going, Steve?
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, how's it going, Steve?
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_05: Welcome to yet another exciting episode.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_05: But Steve, yeah, don't you think I could come up with something besides how's it going, Steve?
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_05: So I'm gonna change that.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_05: So starting next episode, I hope that everybody tunes in because I'm gonna say something different.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_06: Something different and don't tell us what it is.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_06: I won't.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_06: That'll be the suspense, that'll be the hook, that'll be the driver that brings them in.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_06: Yes, yeah, exactly right.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_06: And ratings will go way up.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, uh rating Jeff ratings have been so spectacular.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_06: It's unbelievable.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_06: We are having impact all over the place.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_06: And I think with your new comment, other than how's it going, Steve?
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_06: I think the new comment is going to make those ratings even better.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_05: Well, that's my goal to grow and to bring our listening audience with us.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_05: Yes, and uh and to make you proud of me, Steve.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, that's all I want in life is to for you to be proud of me.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_05: Well, that and maybe a couple other things, some edibles, yeah, and a couple edibles.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_06: But I digress.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_05: But oh and I have a feeling there's one of those are those called crutches or hooks?
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_05: I think they're called something like that, aren't they?
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_06: Well, that sounds so insulting.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_06: That's like ableist, you know, to say crutches and hooks.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_06: I think we should call them enablers.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_05: Well, and crutches that's basically crutches are for your legs and hooks are for your hands.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, they don't really go together.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_06: No, you know, no, but but a crutch could be a hook.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_06: You could use a crutch as a hook.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_06: I guess you could use a hook as a crutch.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_06: It'd be hard.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_06: That would be painful if you miss that.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, don't do that.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_06: Good.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_06: So we digress, we digress, but so everything okay with you?
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_06: How are you doing, Steve?
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_06: It's the same words, but it's so different, it's a different timber, it's a different tone, it's a different pace, it's a whole new way of saying it.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_05: That might bring a I'm a different guy.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_06: That might bring in a whole new audience that we just haven't even gotten yet because they didn't they didn't listen to the way you said it, but now you say it a special way, and that feels good.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_05: It feels good, it feels like I got, you know, like I'm I'm going somewhere.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_06: Well, and Jeff, speaking of going somewhere, you know, I Jeff, you're I know you're very big on self-improvement with the new nose, and you know, you're gonna get you know the ankles lengthened and uh various other things you're gonna have done.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_06: Well, we've got a guest tonight.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_06: I don't want to I don't want to get into a Dr.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_06: Lub thrower situation, so let's I think we should bring the guest on.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, oh, we have a guest.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_05: That's why I keep forgetting about our format.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_05: Now, having a guest is not like a hook.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_05: Oh no, a crutch or a crutch.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_06: No, okay, no, it's not a crutch.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_06: Okay, although I'm not doing that anymore.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_06: I suppose you could use a guest as a crutch because you could say, Oh, it could be a hook to bring people in, or it could be a crutch if it's like, okay, so you talk, I don't have to think or talk.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_06: See, and that's what a lot of talk show hosts do, they just let them talk.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_06: But that's not us, Jeff.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_06: No, no, no, no, no.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_06: That's not us.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_06: I agree.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_06: So, anyway, so you were saying, I think Oh, yes, yes.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_06: Well, yeah, uh Jeff, you're all about self-improvement.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_06: I can always have been.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_06: Jeff, tonight, right on the side of that glass.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_06: Let me tap it.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, wait, is that a hook too or a crutch?
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_06: That's probably more a crutch.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_05: You know, I don't know.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_06: Well, if it was if it was a hook, that would be the sound of tapping.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_06: Maybe it's like a cane, which is sort of a crutch and is shaped like a hook, too.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_06: So you kind of have both with the cane, you know.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_06: Maybe it's a cane.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_06: So that's my cane, but I digress tonight, Jeff.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_06: We've got we've got, oh, oh, you wouldn't believe how much I digress.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_06: But uh tonight we have a guest that can help you with that self-improvement because you know you it's all about appearance and health and beauty and longevity and good skin.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_06: And Jeff, tonight we've got somebody that is going to help us and help our all our listeners with some of those beauty and skincare items, some of those beauty and skincare tips.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_05: What I should say right here, what I've been saying is, is that my dad?
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_06: You would say no.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_06: Another cross.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna change that right now.
• 5:29
  SPEAKER_05: Is that my mom?
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_06: No, uh, we might get around one day, but oh well, you know, you know what?
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_06: I'm from the future.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_06: Maybe I can go into the past and get around the show.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_06: I would appreciate that.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_06: I'll ask.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_06: I'll ask.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_06: Okay, good.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_06: It's that's a little harder, but the future, the future's pretty easy.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_06: But past it's a little tough.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_06: But but but boy, are we digressing.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_06: Look at this.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_06: This is just this is nothing but digressing.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_06: But Jeff, that guest, the other side of the glass, I'd like to introduce you to Chadley.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_06: Chadley, I think it is Chad Chadley, Chadley.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_06: Chudley?
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_06: Is it Chudley or Chadley?
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_06: Hello, hello, Chadley.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_07: Hey, what's up, Ross?
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it's Chadler.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_07: Chadley, it's Chad and Chadley?
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_03: Wait.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_07: But Lee with a Y.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, like Chad.
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, okay.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, I'm Chadley.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_07: Like, what's up?
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_06: That's pretty tricky.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_07: Yes, I'm like pretty cool like that.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_07: Uh, my uh my twin sister told me about you guys' like show.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_07: Like she's a fashion influencer stuff.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_06: Your your sister is chrysanthemum mum mum.
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_06: Yes, I remember yes, oh yes, the instafashion influencer.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_06: Wow, yeah, yeah.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, chrysanthemum, easter lily, dandelion, daffodil mum.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_07: Yes, totally my sister.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_06: Weed, not weed, grass.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_07: I remember her, yeah, yeah.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_07: Not to brag, but like I'm technically older by like five minutes.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_07: So yeah.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, so you're the senior pair here.
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, you have kind of a dark, a deeper voice, you know, that comes with maturity.
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_06: I guess I can hear that.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_06: I can see the maturity.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_06: You're you seem much more serious, maybe than totally at the moment.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_07: I'm like super serious, bra.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_07: Except like not like too serious.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_07: I'm not like a nerd.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_06: I'm fun serious.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_06: No, you couldn't be a nerd because Jeff Chadley's skin is just is marvelous.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, nerds don't have good skin.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_06: Shimmering.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_05: Yes, very nice skin.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, absolutely.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, absolutely.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_07: Take really good care of it and stuff.
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_07: I can like totally give you my tips.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_06: That's I think important because I went to a barber.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_06: I went one time, and the guy was giving me all these hair tips, and I realized he was wearing a wig.
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_06: So I thought, wait a second.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_06: I'm getting hair tips from a guy who's got no hair of his own.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_06: He's got somebody else's hair on his head.
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_06: It's like, why am I listening to this?
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_06: This is this makes no sense.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_07: That's sick, Rob, but not like the cool kind of sick, like the other kind of sick.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_06: That's like not cool.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_06: It was a wild wig, too.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_06: I almost, you know, you know me, Jeff.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_06: I almost I was so close.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_06: He was had scissors, so I didn't want to do this, but I was so close to yanking it right off his head.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_06: I was just uh hand was out under the under the cloth, you know.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_06: I was just oh, but you got his phone number?
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_05: Because I kind of could use a wig.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_06: I because I know you're you're trying to create some solidarity among bald people, and and I suspect under that wig, I suspect he is at heart a bald person.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_06: So maybe he could join he could join the the group, the club.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_05: I I saw some research once that said that like of all the villains in movies, they're either bald or fat.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, or bald or bald and fat.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_05: You know, I think that's really unfair.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_07: Like maybe it's cause like when you're like evil and stuff, you don't have time to a haircut.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_06: I think when you're evil, when you're focusing on evil, you just you tend to eat poorly and you tend to tend to ignore grooming, which some of these some of these great hair preservative grooming ideas we're gonna hear tonight from Chadley.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_07: So is this is this your expertise?
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, totally.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_07: Like I give advice to like all the pros in my fraternity because like I don't know, you're not as busy as like when you're being a super villain, but we get pretty busy.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_07: We've got like stuff to do, you know?
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_07: We got like bro stuff to do, yeah.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_07: So that's why it's like so important to like have good skin care and stuff.
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_06: Just sitting around the fraternity.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_06: I it's so important that your skin feels good when you're gonna do like the beer pong and the and the sitting around and the you need good skin for that.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, like absolutely.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_07: Y'all, there was this one time we had like this sick party, and we were playing beer pong like all night.
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_07: And then like the next day was his finals.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_07: So I went to sleep at like five, and then I got up like at seven, and my class was at eight.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_07: So like I needed to do something like really good, but really quick.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_07: And there's this stuff, it's called like a sugar scrub, and I didn't have any of it.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_07: I think I should have sugar in my kitchen.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_06: Well, I think I think sugar scrub, I think she worked at this club in Baltimore that I went to one time.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_06: I remember that name, but but I digress.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_06: Go ahead, go ahead.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_07: So she sounds like a nice, nice person, but I didn't have any of like the stuff you get at Target or like the chick from Baltimore, I guess.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_07: So I went to the kitchen, and because like I'm a freaking genius, I took the sugar and I just mixed it with the dishwasher soap, and then just bah bam, bah bam, you just throw that on like real quick, and then you just like rinse it off in the shower, and then like boom, brah.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_07: It's like so perfect, brah.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_06: You know, that that sounds a lot like our show.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_06: That sounds like it would be cleansing and scrubbing.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_05: You know, I've already caught a lot of shit for being fat.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_05: Eating having sugar in my shower with me.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_05: That just leads down a bad path.
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_06: Better in your shower than in your food.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_06: Ooh.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_05: Ooh.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_06: Ooh, you know, interesting.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_05: I thought you were gonna say shower or bed, because I actually have it in bed too.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_07: But oh, well, yeah.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_07: Bruh, that's like dedication to your skincare routine, bra.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_07: You gotta sleep in it.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, the overnight skincare.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_07: Overnight, overnight skincare is the best because then you can just do it in your sleep, and you like don't have to think about it.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_06: Exactly.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_06: It's like it's almost like you're not there while it's happening, you know?
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_06: It's just so cool.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_06: It's like I don't know where I went somewhere else.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know where I was.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, and that means you can stay off longer doing beer pong because you're just gonna do your skincare while you're asleep.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_07: I don't have to take that boss.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_06: You don't have to take that wake-up time, that awake time to to do things like that.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_06: You can really focus on the important things like the beer pong, like like the parties, like the kegs, you know?
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_06: It's just totally bra.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_06: Because it's such a short window, you know.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_06: You really need to make the most of that time.
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I'm having trouble getting past just enjoying the way you talk.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_05: And so I have to ask you to do something for me.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_07: Totally, bra.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, I daughter for you, bra.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_05: Can you say this word?
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's what a woman wears to keep her breasts in one place.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_05: What would that word be?
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_05: Raw.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_05: Now, what do you call somebody who's like your buddy?
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, you mean like my bra?
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, totally.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, totally.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_07: Because you want to keep saying both those words.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_06: Well, because you want to keep your buddies in the same, you want to keep your buddies in the same place, right?
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_06: So that makes sense.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, so they're oh, they're the same word.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I thought they were it was just the way she pronounced it.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, okay, okay.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_05: No, yeah.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_05: No, no, no.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_07: It's like the bra is bra, but then you gotta move past the bra to get to your inner bra.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_07: You know what I'm saying, bro?
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_06: Two of them, absolutely, yeah.
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_07: No, it's like layers, man.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_07: It's like deep.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_07: You just gotta go like deep, bra.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_06: That is so cool.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_06: That is so cool because you know, uh, Jeff, I wasn't one of the cool kids in in high school, and so I I had to rely on like my my best friends were like more like a camisole, you know what I'm saying?
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, they weren't really like bras, you know.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, that's that ain't your bra.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_07: That's just that's just a little fabric.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_07: That's just like uh an acquaintance, like a co-worker or something.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_05: It's like a casual touching, you know.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's nothing.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know where this is going, but Steve, do you remember when we were in high school, like we liked certain TV shows, and one of them was bosom buddies.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah, with Tom Hanks, yeah.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_05: And they were bros, or bras.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_06: They were bras, and they were bras, and they were bras.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_05: They were bras, they were bras.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_06: Right, and then as if to prove that it's the same word, see?
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_06: It is the same word, I TV had this decades ago, right?
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_06: Totally.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_07: Yo, you got I was like watch like cable.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_06: Oh yeah, oh man, all the time, yes.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_05: Wow, so you do makeovers kind of.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah, yeah.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_07: I can tell you how to do a makeover.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, so like you get gonna get makeup and then you put it on your face brush.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_04: Slow down, let me write this down.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, okay.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_07: So, like, there's different kinds you can like get, but like the main stuff is like like the skin stuff.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_07: Like you put it on your skin and it's supposed to match your skin.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know if you forgot to put mix your sugar with your dishwasher soap and put it in the shower, like as your maybe your skin looks bad, so you put on makeup to make your skin look like your skin, but like good.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, wow.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, and then you can like you there's the stuff you put on top of it, and like some of it's gonna make it look darker, and some of it's gonna make it look lighter.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_07: It's a lot of layers, man.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah, and there's a lot to this.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, now now with the dishwasher soap, would you say it's better to use the actual powder or liquid or do the pods work?
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_06: Because I'm I'm trying to picture putting sugar on the pods and then getting those on the skin.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_06: That might be a little more difficult.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah, no, we're not allowed to have uh we're not allowed to have the pods in our fraternity anymore.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_07: They're not allowed in the frat house.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_07: Like, listen, we're always my boys and I, we're always down for like a challenge because we like to challenge ourselves, but like that's not actually that item got banned because don't don't do everything you see on the internet.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, some of those people advice well, some of those people on the internet spoiled good snacks for the rest of us, I think.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_06: Because hey, you know, like those those pots are great.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, they're a little soapy, but you know, they're great.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_06: They clean you right out.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_06: It's perfect, you know, it's great.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_07: No, it's like they make a jelly bean and it's flavored like soap.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_07: So if you miss the taste of it, so good.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_07: You can like you can get those.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_07: They're like in the besoin box or whatever, and there's like the gross ones and the good ones, but I don't know, I don't know why they put the soap-flavored one with the bad ones.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, that makes no sense.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_06: It's like, hey, do you want people to buy this?
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_06: I'm just kind of being rude to people that are buying your stuff, you know?
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_06: It's kind of doesn't make sense totally now.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_06: Chadley, where where have you primarily given this this skin advice?
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_06: Do you have a platform?
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_06: Do you have uh social media?
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_07: Yo, so like I give it to all my frat bros and our fraternity.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, and they're all right.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_07: Oh yeah, we were like so tight on skin, bro.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_07: Oh yeah, like the tightest, yeah, yeah.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_07: Share it with them and with the campus, and like I don't know, some people have been like, maybe you could spread it to like other people.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_07: So then I was like, Yeah, bruh, I'll go and talk to like my sister Chrysanthemum because she's got like a ton of people on her Instagram or whatever.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_06: She really does.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_06: She has two more.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_07: She got three more, bruh.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_07: Three more.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_06: One of our listeners, yeah.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_06: Like, but that's what I mean.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_07: She's like good at that stuff.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_07: So I'm like talking to her, and she's gonna help me set it up, and I'm gonna like tell people about stuff.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_05: Did you experiment to come up with these recipes?
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_05: Are they recipes or are they just ingredients?
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know what they're they would be called.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_07: I'm like a scientist, okay?
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_07: Because like all this stuff is like really expensive.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_07: So I just look at the ingredients and I just like, well, bam, because I'm a genius.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_07: Well, I can tell you clay masks.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_07: Uh you just go make friends with someone who's like studying sculptor, you know what I mean?
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_07: Like, you a girl, yeah.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_07: And then just bam, you got you don't need to buy a clay mask, you just you just use that clay.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_07: I mean, clay is clay.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, clay is clay.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_06: And now, would you would you put the sugar under the clay then?
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_06: Do you think that's yeah, bruh?
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, hey, see, I'm picking this up.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_07: Hey, yeah, and then you like mix oils and stuff.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_07: They like put essential oils in a lot of stuff.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_07: So all you gotta do is you just pick them up and just like throw them on your face, bruh.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_06: You know, I always wondered about that phrase essential oils.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, are there oils that are not essential?
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_06: Like, and if there are, like, why why have non-essential oil?
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_07: I can like tell you like the most essential oils of the essential oils are like olive oil and canola oil.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_07: And like there's probably like a third oil or something.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, coconut oil.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_06: I always love Hawaii.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_06: Coconut oil.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_06: There you go.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, it sounds like fruity fresh.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, and it smells good too.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_06: I you know, that sometimes I I didn't even know these secrets, and sometimes I would just spread some coconut oil on my face, and you know, because well, the cats like it, but then also it would kind of remind me of Hawaii sitting in a Mai Thai or something, you know.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_05: What are the sugar companies and some of these other ones?
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_05: Because it sounds to me like you've just opened up this new opportunity to market it and to find other uses for basic ingredients.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_07: I mean, like they should.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_07: They should totally hire me.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah, like brah.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, brah, that's a missed opportunity.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_07: They should give me money because I'm talking about sugar.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_07: You're a genius, brah.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_07: You're like a genius.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_05: Wow, thank you.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I'm so glad I'm here with you guys today.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_07: You guys have like the best ideas ever.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_06: Hey Jeff, Jeff, maybe we'll get a percentage.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah, what do you what do you think?
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_06: Maybe we'll get a percentage, huh?
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I think there's a good chance here.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_05: Boy, and and and and the spin-offs on the other products.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah, this is endless.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, everything that doesn't have sugar in it, you can put sugar in.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_05: You can put sugar in, right?
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_04: Paint.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_04: Totally anything, yeah, totally.
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_07: Dump that sugar in.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah, yeah, totally.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_07: And put it in anything.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_06: And then when somebody comes by and says, Hey, that color paint is really sweet, uh they're right.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_06: They're correct.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, they figured it out on the good side now.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_07: They're like on the they're on the good jelly bean side.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, they're on the side with like the cotton candy flavor.
• 20:33
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• 20:47
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• 20:51
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• 20:55
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• 20:57
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• 21:00
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• 22:58
  SPEAKER_06: Wow, Jeff, I gotta tell you, that sounds like a really remarkable service.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_06: And I I certainly hope all the listeners at home took that number off the screen.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_06: They could see it with their ears.
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we know that.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_05: And this might be the first time that we've had a French company advertise with us.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_05: That was, I think they those were French accents, I think.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_06: I think they were French accents, yeah.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_06: There were French restaurant accents.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_07: Like Bajor bro.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_07: Vichy She knew a lot of guys.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, exactly.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, it sounds like it really it sounds like this business kind of is made for your fraternity, uh, Chadley, because they know all the guys.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_06: They know all the bras.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_07: His name's Stephen, he's a French miner.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, wow.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_07: So you gotta be careful with those.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_06: How old is it?
• 23:48
  SPEAKER_07: Studying French, but oh yeah, no, he's like he's no, no, no, minor.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_06: He like goes down, digs coal.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_07: You know, that's what I thought too.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_07: But apparently, what it means is you're like studying something and then you're studying something else, but like only a little bit of it.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_07: Because I was really confused when he came home and he didn't like have any French people.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_07: And I'm like, Well, what did you get out of the mines if you were mining for French?
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, did you like mine for baguettes?
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_07: But apparently nah.
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_06: Didn't even have a baguette.
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_07: No, man.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_07: I guess he just like speaks French or whatever now.
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_06: Well, yeah, and so so great.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_06: So he walks around with this vague garlic butter smell.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_06: So great.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_06: So, but you don't even have a don't even have a good French snack.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_07: Wow, didn't even put sugar in the garlic butter to use it for a scrub, bruh.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_07: That would be like missed opportunity.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_07: It would be.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_07: You would smell so good, you would smell like delicious.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_06: You'd get hungry by just putting that on your face.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_06: And and you know, in fact, I was gonna ask you about this because a lot of our listeners have dry skin.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_06: Dry skin's a big problem out there.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_06: Oh sounds like like garlic butter and sugar might be the answer for dry skin.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I think it's like water because like if your skin is dry, you gotta like water it.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_06: Gotta get it in the skin.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, there you go.
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, you just gotta get like one of those little spray bottles that you use for like a succulent.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_07: That's a cactus.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_07: That's a fancy word for cactus, and you spray yourself with that.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_07: And whenever your skin's dry, you just gotta like like water it.
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_05: I remember back in college we used to use garlic butter for similar reasons to uh lubricate our skin and you know make it a little moist, and uh it was delicious.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_06: And you used it, used it on your used it on your succulents too, I I think, didn't you?
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_05: Well, yeah, like come to think of it, maybe we did.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but I digress.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, there's that hook again.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_07: Yo, are we fishing?
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_07: What?
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_07: Like, what even, bro?
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_06: See, you could fish with a hook, but it's hard to fish with a crutch, you know what I mean?
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_06: It is.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_07: I mean, you just beat the fish with it.
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_07: I like that.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_06: That wouldn't really speed the process up.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, to fish a whale.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_07: When you fish with a hook, you just gotta like sit there and wait.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_07: But like, if you have a crutch, you just beat the fish up.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, I'd be like so good at beating up fish bra.
• 26:19
  SPEAKER_06: And then you wouldn't have to pound the fillets so hard because they'd already be pounded, right?
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_05: I know you gotta be careful about pounding the fillets too much.
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_06: They get um well, I've heard you can it can affect your eyesight, you know, if you do that too much.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that could get really bad.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, so like sometimes that's a good thing.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_07: Like when you're doing makeup, sometimes you like, you know, if all else fails, get yourself a good fish or some like good shrooms, if you know what I mean, and then boom, your face is messed up, and so's everything else.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_07: So problem solved.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_06: Boy, I would think good shrooms and you know, hey, the makeup doesn't look right, I don't care.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_07: The world doesn't look right anymore, so like makeup is just like irrelevant.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_07: Right, but yeah, our bodies are not real, we are just little water sacks in this world realm of existence, and we're just passing through from one stage to another, and like who knows what comes next.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_07: This is just such a weird and giant universe.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_07: Wow, andables kicking in.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_06: Not only not only skincare and beauty tips, but Jeff philosophy too.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_06: Oh my god, unbelievable.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_06: That was deep.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_06: That was deeper than anything that motivational speaker said or didn't say or typed.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_05: So um that is yeah, Chadley, you're quite versatile, brah.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_07: Uh yeah, bra.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_07: I I try to be I'm uh getting a BA in liberal arts, so that's very cool.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_05: The favorite term that everyone uses now.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_05: Now it's like yolk, right?
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_07: You know, yeah, yeah.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_05: Well, you call it an egg.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_05: I don't think that we're supposed to call it an egg anymore.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_06: It's I don't know what you're saying pre-chicken, I think.
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_05: A pre-chicken?
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_05: Pre-chicken, yeah.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_05: But you know, I know that yolk has become a big deal.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_05: I hear it all the time.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_05: So, but you stay true to your to your values because uh Chadley, I'm I'm very impressed.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_05: I am kind of wondering a little bit about whether you um in your fraternity does everybody put makeup on.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_05: Is that am I stereotyping here, Steve?
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_05: Uh I mean, am I limiting the way I'm doing things?
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_06: Jeff, you know, it's been so long since we were in school.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_06: Uh things have changed, and fraternities probably use makeup for the better.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_06: Things change for the better.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_06: Absolutely.
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_07: There's no limits to anything.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_07: Limit limits bat are bad.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_07: Wow, the I can't that edible is really hitting hard.
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, but like if you want to try makeup, you just put it on your face and then it's makeup.
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_05: You know, they have dispensaries here in Chicago, and don't they have topicals and stuff where you can get like marijuana and just put it on your skin?
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_05: And I think it's got sugar in it.
• 29:01
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, well, I they say it's sugar, but I I don't know, it's kind of a fine powder.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_06: It's like a crystallized THC, I think, is what is what it is.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's kind of yeah, I think I think the edible really is working on Chandley.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_06: Now, does the edible have sugar in it?
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_07: Of course, Bra.
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's that your own concoction, or is this something that you bought or added to it?
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_05: Or because Steve, if we're investing in this product line, I think edibles should be a part of it, don't you?
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_06: I think they should.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_06: I think the Steve and Jeff edibles that have our little pictures on it, and of course, and then we could say good for feeling relaxed, but also good for skincare.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_06: That's right.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_06: It heals your skin from the inside.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, it does that, right?
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, okay.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, like my skin.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_07: I don't my skin's is it even my skin?
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_07: I don't even know anymore.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, Jeff, that philosophy.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_06: Oh my goodness.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, I thought we'd get health and beauty tips, but I didn't know we'd get that and philosophy.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_07: Wow, and it's all tied together, man.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_06: It is, yeah, it's a philosophy of care.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_06: Philosophy of self-care.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_05: Are there do you do you see down the road that there's gonna be other applications besides skin care for these formulas and these these products that you're developing?
• 30:15
  SPEAKER_05: Because I think you're on to something.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_07: I think it's it's like it's interconnected, man.
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_07: Like your skin is an organism, bra.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_07: It's a really big one.
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, true.
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_07: You gotta take care of it because then you take care of like the rest of your like self.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_07: That's actually a thing.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_06: Jeff, Jeff.
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_06: This is so good.
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_06: This is why we do the show to cross those boundaries, cross a boundary between fashion and health and beauty and deep philosophy.
• 30:45
  SPEAKER_05: That's why you know with deep philosophy, you have to slow down and absorb it.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_05: You have to put it under your tongue, you have to roll it around on your tongue, you have to like it in some way.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_05: Totally, and we have slowed down to the point, it's probably the edibles more than anything, but we have slowed down to the point where we can really appreciate what Chad Lee is saying.
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_05: Lay, Chadley, no, Jeff, be careful.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_06: Be careful, Jeff.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_06: We don't want to want any of those lawsuits.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, sorry, sorry.
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_07: That ain't the vibe, bruh.
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_06: Chadley, I I I gotta ask you, with you know, with your friends being called bras, if you have a friend that's brand new and you're not sure it's really gonna be a friend yet, would that be like a training bra?
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, bra.
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, okay, all right.
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_06: I knew I heard that phrase.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_07: You heard that.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_06: You heard that phrase, but I wasn't sure what it meant.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_07: You know, how to be a bra.
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, how to be a bra.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_07: Not a bra yet.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_07: They're a junior bra.
• 31:46
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, they're not born knowing how to do that, so they have to be trained, right?
• 31:50
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, that makes sense, right?
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, bra.
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_05: Are you having like uh good weather where you where you are?
• 31:56
  SPEAKER_05: Because sometimes, you know, there's this stuff that comes down that's white when it's cold out.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_05: What would you call that?
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_05: Dandruff?
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_07: That sounds like asbestos?
• 32:07
  SPEAKER_07: Like if you are getting asbestos, man, like you gotta that's a bad house.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_06: Oh man, all your skin's gonna revolt against that.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, Jeff, you better get out of the room.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_07: You don't use asbestos.
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_06: I really think here at eccentric Lady Land Studios, I think this building is holding up.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_06: I bet they got asbestos all over this place.
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_05: No, I bet they do.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_07: Raw, no, you can't use that no.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_06: See, that engineer is.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_06: Well, that engineer over there is laughing because he knows there's asbestos all over the place.
• 32:35
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, and you're breathing it in every time you're in here, pal.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_06: You know, he's not a big thing.
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_05: But don't you think asbestos has a is getting a bad name?
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, I don't know.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know anybody that's been infected with asbestos.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_05: I think that sometimes we we just automatically assume, you know.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_06: Well, and and and what about that word asbestos?
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_06: Is that it it ass starts with ass.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_06: It starts with ass, right?
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_06: Which is there's that but then it sounds like it sounds like it's in another language.
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_06: So are we demonizing the word by making it sound foreign?
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_06: Couldn't they just call that French?
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_06: I think it's French.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_07: Oh my god, I'll have to ask Steven about it because he used the French line.
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_07: So maybe he like knows.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_06: Maybe see if he's got maybe some asbestos.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_07: It's like he maybe he knows something about the asbestos or whatever.
• 33:26
  SPEAKER_07: Because like, I don't want to give anybody like a bad rap, man.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_07: Like we're all we all come to things in our own time.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_07: And we don't mean to asbestos shame anyone, but yeah, I've never seen any like asbestos jelly beans on the bad side of the bozzinga box.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_07: So, like, no, they how can it be?
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I mean, they put the soap stuff on the bad side, so the asbestos, what that's on the good side?
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, that doesn't make sense.
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_05: Well, it's all part of that marketing campaign, you know, that they did about asbestos.
• 33:58
  SPEAKER_05: I think it used to be called like pillar chemicals, but they changed it to asbestos because it sounds nicer.
• 34:05
  SPEAKER_05: You got the word best in the middle, us, ass.
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_05: You know, I don't know, ass is considered to be uh a delicacy.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_06: Maybe they call those like rants.
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_07: Uh here I'd concur.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_06: Maybe they call it like maybe they should call it like you know, rear instus, rear in best us.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_06: They should.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_06: Then we would know.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_06: Rear worst us.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_06: Yes, rear worst us.
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_06: There you go.
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_07: I think that's a good idea.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_07: Terrible.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_07: And then like nobody's gonna want those jelly beans.
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_06: Right, exactly, exactly.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_06: And then it'd be so hard to pronounce that nobody'd be able to order it to put into buildings.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_06: So, see, see, we're doing a public service here, Jeff.
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_05: That is busting through all these assumptions that everybody thinks, you know, the earth is round and that bro is bra.
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_06: I think instead of assumptions, we should call it more ass rear all ums.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_06: Because we don't want something all yeah, ass.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_06: How many words start with ass?
• 35:08
  SPEAKER_07: You're now the philosophy major now, my bra.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, brah.
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_06: Hey, Jeff, got a bra over here.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_06: Look at that.
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_07: You got true.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, two bras.
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_07: There's three of us.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_06: It's good to do a show with my bras, you know?
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_06: It really is.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
• 35:27
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_07: Triple A, because we're like aces.
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_06: Triple A, yeah.
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_05: But you know, just a couple three guys here sitting around talking about bras.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's like it's like two Tuesday night of your house, you know.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, totally.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, totally.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_05: Although in France, I I don't think they wear bras.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_05: So there's no guys don't.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_05: There are no bras.
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_07: So the French are they have asbestos, right?
• 35:54
  SPEAKER_06: That's right.
• 35:54
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_06: All right.
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_06: Well, you know, people always say the French aren't as friendly, and maybe they're not as friendly because they don't have as many bras as we do here.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_06: That's true.
• 36:03
  SPEAKER_06: That's right.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_07: I'll give them my bras.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_06: There you go.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_07: I'll give them, I'll give them Mikey.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_06: The fraternity bras.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_06: Good idea.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, if they just had more bras, they'd be friendlier.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_05: Now, Steve, when we when we play this episode, do you think we should have subtitles so that you know people can understand what we're saying?
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_05: I don't mean for our guests, I mean for me.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_05: You know, I I feel like I've been slurring my words, and well, you know, it's a little hard to understand me.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_06: I think for an audio podcast, subtitles are really a critical factor.
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_05: Subtitles?
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_06: Subtitles.
• 36:37
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_06: That's like that's like rear whatever, you know.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_06: Rear rear.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_06: That's exactly right.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_06: And you scoff, but you know, French your French minor friend would understand that subtitles is actually a southern French phrase that means tell me what you just said.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_06: It does.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_06: It does.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_06: Subtitles.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, what?
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_06: More like the Riviera area and stuff, but but it but I digress.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_05: What do they call those things that you rub on people?
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_05: Is that loftas?
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_05: Wrong ways?
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_06: Wait, no.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_05: Do you have anything um lined up as far as uh introducing loftas with maybe a little sugar, a little as asbestos in it?
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_07: Uh yeah, you just put whatever you want on the loaf of lipta.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, do you and then you just scrub it in.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_07: Wow.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_07: All right, you just gotta scrub really hard.
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_07: Like if it doesn't hurt, you're not doing it right.
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_06: No pain.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_06: That's what I always say.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_06: That's my motto.
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_06: No pain, no abstain, or whatever, however that phrase goes.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_06: But but yeah, no, that makes sense.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_06: Like you could take that loofah, which I think that's Swedish for like, oh boy, right?
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_06: But but I digress.
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_06: But you take that loofah, you could put the edible on it, you could put sugar on it, you could put olive oil, you could put coconut oil.
• 38:01
  SPEAKER_06: I'd probably do the coconut oil, and you could do all kinds of asbestos, you do all kinds of things.
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_06: They're really deep cleanse, and and you'd be in the water, so the dry skin would be getting wet.
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_05: Is it books or a movie in your future here?
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_05: Because I could see a movie where you know it's kind of crazy, and people are, you know, they're not believing you, and all of a sudden you come up and you invent this thing, and all of a sudden you become famous.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_05: And yeah, you know, those are named after you.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_06: Suddenly, all you know, suddenly all the bras that used to laugh at people who took care of skin and wore makeup and stuff.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_06: Now they're all doing it.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_06: It'd be people talking the conversion.
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, totally.
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_07: Yo, and then like I would beat dry skin by punching it.
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_07: I would like punch away all the dry skin and then put sugar on it.
• 38:54
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, and they I'd have a whole town of bras with loofah that does all of that.
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_07: You're the bra.
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_07: You're the big bra.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_07: Now more yeah, I am.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you're kind of like King Bra.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_07: I'm King Bra! King Bra!
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_05: And that is the name of the movie.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_05: You know, there's a new movie out, Air.
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_05: Which is, I think, the the is it the Michael Jordan story, I think.
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's about the shoes, yeah.
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_05: Bra.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_05: You know, you got and it works on so many different levels.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_06: It'd be the name of the movie Bra with an H, though.
• 39:29
  SPEAKER_06: Kind of like Chadley with a Y, you know, be bra with an H.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_05: I think that that would be the name of it.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_05: I'd invest in it.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_05: What about you?
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_06: Think our show should?
• 39:36
  SPEAKER_06: That name would be a great hook to bring people in, I gotta tell you.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_06: Our show is maybe able to invest a little bit.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_06: How much would we get for like 79 cents?
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_06: Would we get like a share?
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, for 79 cents, I'll give you high five, brah.
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_06: Okay, right through the glass.
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_06: There we go.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_06: High five.
• 39:56
  SPEAKER_06: All right, yeah.
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_07: That's but that's like our fraternity high five.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_07: So you're officially bra.
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_07: Happy to have you.
• 40:03
  SPEAKER_07: You're welcome.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_06: Oh man, I feel I feel like I'm part of a movement, part of a movie and a movement, both.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_07: You know, I mean I'm in the great bra revolution.
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, the bravolution.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_06: The bravolution, yes.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_06: Oh gosh, Jeff.
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_06: This is not only exciting, this is like world-changing, this is dynamic, this is co-centric, this is cohesive, this is didactic, this is repetitive, this is this is amazing, Jeff.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_06: This is this is amazing.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_07: This is whatever you want it to be.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_07: Well, I'm hearing that.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_07: What you make of it, especially when it's uh very colorful, all the furniture is smiling at you.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_06: I got a chair that, like, every time it sees me, it kind of smiles.
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_06: It's like, you know how dogs will wag their tail when you show up?
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_06: Well, the chair is like that.
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, cars are like that too.
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_07: Even when you're not doing edibles.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_07: That sounds kind of cursed to me.
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, you might want to get rid of that chair.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_07: Well, that don't sound right.
• 41:06
  SPEAKER_07: Uh I don't mean to be judging it.
• 41:08
  SPEAKER_07: Maybe it's just asbestos, maybe the chair is just French.
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_07: Well, like, bro.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_07: It is a French chair.
• 41:16
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know if it's a good vibe.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, it is a French French colonial chair.
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_07: It's probably like fine then.
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_06: You know, you know, my mom had some friends over and they were doing some weird stuff around the chair, but I didn't think anything of it because I thought, yeah, my mom's got some weird friends.
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, okay.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_06: But I don't know, maybe, maybe they were.
• 41:34
  SPEAKER_06: But hey, Jeff, I digress.
• 41:36
  SPEAKER_05: This has been quite a breakthrough.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_05: International, interesting.
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_05: We're breaking through some stereotypes and destroying them along the way.
• 41:43
  SPEAKER_05: Now, I I do have one question.
• 41:45
  SPEAKER_05: Do you have a like a job during the day, or is this your job?
• 41:49
  SPEAKER_05: I don't mean taking the edibles, I mean the uh creation of these loof the sugars.
• 41:56
  SPEAKER_05: I think I think us.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_05: Oof does.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_05: Sorry.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I'm like an entrepreneur, so like phase one is this, and then phase two is where we actually like make something, and then probably a phase three, and then profit, brah, and then money.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_06: Wow, all the bras get money.
• 42:17
  SPEAKER_07: Bras need money for more beer pong and more sugar.
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, absolutely.
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_06: I couldn't, you know, I couldn't agree more, Jeff.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_06: I feel yeah, I feel like I'm back in college.
• 42:29
  SPEAKER_06: It's so good to see this change, this positive development.
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_06: So much better than we were in school.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_05: And you have completely just almost subtly changed the way we're all communicating, too, right, brah?
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, brah.
• 42:42
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, brah, brah, brah.
• 42:43
  SPEAKER_05: Maybe that's what I'll do next week.
• 42:45
  SPEAKER_05: How's it going, brah?
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_04: There you go.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_04: There you go.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_04: That works.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_04: I will credit you.
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_06: Oh and you know, that'll be a good indication of who's listening to each show.
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_06: Because if if people say, What did he just say?
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_06: Say, oh, you haven't been listening to the shows.
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_06: If you were listening to the shows, you'd know what that is.
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_06: Come on, brah.
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_07: It's a test.
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_07: Brah.
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_06: I like it.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_06: There's a test.
• 43:09
  SPEAKER_07: The bras from the phobas.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_06: Exactly.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_06: Exactly.
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_06: There's so many phobas out there.
• 43:14
  SPEAKER_05: Like the camisels.
• 43:16
  SPEAKER_05: Although do you pronounce faux faux or phobra.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_05: Fa.
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_05: Fabra.
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_06: The phobra.
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_07: Fabra.
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_06: Which is French.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_06: Isn't that French for I think it's like Vietnamese for which a French colony?
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_06: So so you know, you know.
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_06: Probably the same thing.
• 43:33
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 43:33
  SPEAKER_05: Is that for pigeon?
• 43:34
  SPEAKER_05: Does that mean pigeon?
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_06: Uh I think phabra means means like hot bra.
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_06: Spicy bra.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, that's a wing bra.
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, okay.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_06: Oh.
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, okay.
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_05: Bird bra.
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_05: Bird bra.
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_05: Bird bra.
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_05: That's right.
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_05: Wow.
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_05: So confusing.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_05: Language is so exciting.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, brah.
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_07: Totally.
• 43:53
  SPEAKER_05: Yet you have seemed to boil it down to just a handful of words.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_05: And you say it all.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_07: Brah all right.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_05: Brah, brah.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_07: And they all ended A.
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_07: I've mastered it.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_07: I have mastered it all.
• 44:04
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 44:04
  SPEAKER_07: Well, Brian, got a question here.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_06: You know, you're talking about some of the skincare, but you also have have beauty tips and makeup tips.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_06: What are what are the new styles, the new trends in beauty and makeup?
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_06: What should our listeners really focus on here in the next year?
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, like a you just gotta scrub and then you put put it on.
• 44:24
  SPEAKER_07: Gotta wear something.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_07: Probably like make it look like good.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, bruh.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, bruh.
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_07: That's my advice, and you're welcome.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna do that.
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_06: I'm you know, Jeff, I've never been a big makeup guy, but I'm I am gonna do that.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna get the clean base.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna do the sugar and the and the oil, you know, and and the soap, and then I'm gonna apply the makeup on that clean base, and we'll just see.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_06: We'll just see what happens.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_05: I'm celebrating my 50th reunion from high school coming up next month.
• 44:56
  SPEAKER_05: And uh I was debating on whether to go now, if you know, but I'm not prepared.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_05: So maybe you could help me kind of put me on some regiment that will help me clean up the way I look.
• 45:06
  SPEAKER_05: You know, I want to be my best.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_05: And I do you think I could take a few years off of the way I look if I get that get that wig from the barber?
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_07: Oh yeah, like it's really easy.
• 45:16
  SPEAKER_07: If you want to do it, I was bald though in high school, Steve.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_03: So I don't know.
• 45:19
  SPEAKER_07: You want to make yourself look younger?
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_07: I got just the thing.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_07: Wow, all you gotta do is make a time machine, go back in time.
• 45:28
  unknown: Steve.
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_07: I gotta know why people spend all this money on skincare to like look young.
• 45:33
  SPEAKER_07: Like you wanna look good, but like you can also look like young.
• 45:39
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, and you just get a time machine, bruh.
• 45:42
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah, he makes all he makes a great point here because Chadley, I don't know if you know we just met here, but I I am actually from the future, so I'm hundreds of years.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_07: Congratulations, brah.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_07: You went the wrong way.
• 45:54
  SPEAKER_06: I did, I know, and I don't know how I wound up here of all places, but you know, whatever.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_06: I this was where I where I wound up.
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_06: But you know, so I think time is the factor.
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_06: I think he's right, Jeff.
• 46:06
  SPEAKER_06: Time is the factor, and I don't know if I can take somebody who's not from the future back into the past or into the future, but we should try that, Jeff.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_07: Or I believe in you, bros.
• 46:18
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, me too, bro.
• 46:20
  SPEAKER_05: Hey, bro.
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_05: And I think that that might be, I think I need to adopt this accent when I go to the reunion.
• 46:27
  SPEAKER_05: I think that would impress people because it would Chadley, you're a young guy, you know, and a lot of the way people view you is the way you speak.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_05: So Chadley clearly is you know somebody young in their 20s or 30s or whatever.
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_05: And I think the top of his class.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I should uh adopt the language.
• 46:46
  SPEAKER_05: And Steve, maybe if you can't take me back in time, can you make all the people at the reunion older?
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_06: That I might be able to do.
• 46:55
  SPEAKER_06: I know that would be good.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_06: I know that would be just as good.
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, this is easier, even easier.
• 47:00
  SPEAKER_07: All you gotta do is like tell everybody else that sunscreen is overrated and they should go stand out in the sun.
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_07: And then you're gonna be the youngest looking one there.
• 47:11
  SPEAKER_07: Problems! That's my goal.
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_07: That makes so much sense.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_07: Your sugar and your loafda.
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_06: That makes so much sense, Jeff.
• 47:21
  SPEAKER_05: The other thing is, I haven't really accomplished a lot in my life and I'm going to this reunion.
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_05: Is there any way, uh, Chadley, that you can let me kind of take credit for some of your discovery?
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_05: And would you would that be okay if I go in there and kind of say that I'm I invented these uh sugar-based looftaps?
• 47:41
  SPEAKER_07: Normally, normally I'm gonna say no, but you and I we're bros.
• 47:46
  SPEAKER_07: We're pros.
• 47:46
  SPEAKER_05: I know we were bros.
• 47:48
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we're pros.
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, we're bras!
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, we are.
• 47:56
  SPEAKER_05: I'm ready.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_05: I'm ready.
• 47:58
  SPEAKER_05: And if if if things go bad on to start screaming, that'll help.
• 48:02
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, and like exactly pour shots down their throats and like problem solve.
• 48:11
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, just say brah and say party, party.
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, and pour and it'll it'll get them going.
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_07: They'll be all like, oh yeah, nostalgia.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, let's go.
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_05: Say, hey, you haven't changed a bit, Jeff.
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_05: Steve, I think in most cases when we have guests, I think the audio is fine.
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_05: But I think in this case, we should try to find a way to put this on YouTube, don't you think?
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_05: Because um, I think that Chadley has so much to offer.
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_05: Maybe someday we can put this for the rest of the world to see, because you know, he's got something here.
• 48:43
  SPEAKER_06: And you know, our our listeners can see with their ears, so they know they know all about Chadley.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_06: Forgot about that.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_06: They've been watching him very closely.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_07: You can listen with your ears, totally.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_07: Ears like see everything, ears see everything.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_07: They do, which is good because yeah, the ear, ear sees all.
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, the all-seing ear.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_05: I think he's anyway, I think he's falling out of uh Bradham.
• 49:10
  SPEAKER_07: No, no, what is it?
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_07: Or maybe you're entering Bradham like this the whole time.
• 49:15
  SPEAKER_07: I'm sounding I my voice hasn't changed at all.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_07: It's just me, it's just Chadley, me and Chadley, uh just a bro with the broads, bro.
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_06: As if to prove that these regimens work, look how calm and relaxed Chadley is.
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_06: Look how look how just natural.
• 49:37
  SPEAKER_07: I don't got a thought in between this.
• 49:41
  SPEAKER_07: There's no thoughts behind these eyes.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_07: Totally undisturbed the eyes, because you can hear them with your you can see them with your ears holes, but just in case I uh I've got two eyes, and there's not a thought behind them.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_05: Well, there's your secret right there.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_06: And just for those who for those who for those who can't see with their ears, uh our guest Chadley was running his hand over his head as if to show, look, empty space, nothing going on.
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_07: So empty, bra.
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_06: We're just about to run out of time, and they are gonna kick us out of eccentric Lady Land Studios here.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_06: They they get excited.
• 50:16
  SPEAKER_06: I tell you, they get excited about this.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_06: They are not my bras here.
• 50:19
  SPEAKER_06: They get excited about kicking us out.
• 50:21
  SPEAKER_06: But but listen, Chadley, it has been absolutely fantastic having you here.
• 50:26
  SPEAKER_03: Oh bra!
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_06: I'll tell you, I I think this is like skin changing.
• 50:31
  SPEAKER_06: I feel like a snake.
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_06: I'm going to shed this old skin, and I'm going to have a whole new skin thanks to the advice of Chadley tonight.
• 50:40
  SPEAKER_06: This is just fantastic.
• 50:41
  SPEAKER_07: Snake, snake roo.
• 50:43
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 50:45
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I'm a new person.
• 50:46
  SPEAKER_05: I I feel completely different.
• 50:48
  SPEAKER_05: I'm excited for my reunion.
• 50:49
  SPEAKER_05: You're welcome.
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_05: You have just changed my life.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_05: You should convert this to a religion, and you know, because I think that fundamentally you you stand for so much.
• 51:00
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know if it would be a brass, right?
• 51:06
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my gosh.
• 51:07
  SPEAKER_05: I'm a bras.
• 51:09
  SPEAKER_07: Thank you.
• 51:10
  SPEAKER_07: Thank you for supporting and believing me with all this dirty, bra prothesm.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_07: And then like our tagline is we're not a cult.
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_06: We're not a cult, yes.
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_06: No, don't protheism.
• 51:23
  SPEAKER_06: I think you're on to something there with the religion because look, he's got philosophy, he's got practices.
• 51:31
  SPEAKER_05: You know what?
• 51:31
  SPEAKER_05: I gotta write that one down too.
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_05: Wow, that's brilliant.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_05: Words are sounds people make.
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_06: That should be in the holy writ of Brahism.
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_06: Totally.
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_07: Heck yeah, Chadley.
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_06: Hopefully, we'll we'll have you back on the show and say hi to Chrysanthemum.
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_06: We had a great time with her.
• 51:47
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, great time with her as well.
• 51:49
  SPEAKER_07: I'll let her know.
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_07: Uh, very good about all this.
• 51:53
  SPEAKER_07: Very good.
• 51:53
  SPEAKER_06: Jeff, see you on another show.
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_06: Okay, I will see you on another show, Steve.
• 51:58
  SPEAKER_06: Crutch book.