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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ridiculous History is a production of I Heart Radio. Welcome
- 0:28Speaker 1: Ridiculous Historians. Thanks for tuning in a little bit of
- 0:32Speaker 1: background at the top of the show. Today we have
- 0:35Speaker 1: been gallivanting, uh, hither and yawing. Let's see, no, where
- 0:40Speaker 1: we're Where were you recently? Oh? I was in Mauritania
- 0:44Speaker 1: for a little while, and then before that I went
- 0:46Speaker 1: to Fraggle Rock, and then I spent a little bit
- 0:49Speaker 1: of time down under uh in little Australia. Yeah, let's see.
- 0:55Speaker 1: I went to uh, Texas, I pursued some of my
- 1:00Speaker 1: old SKA band dreams. What does that mean? Is Texas
- 1:04Speaker 1: like scot Central? No? No, this was after Texas. After Texas,
- 1:08Speaker 1: I went to Brussels, where my SKA band lives. It's
- 1:12Speaker 1: a long story. And then also, let's see between us,
- 1:15Speaker 1: we've got Chicago, Los Angeles, some other countries. Again, we
- 1:21Speaker 1: can't mention those uh. Fraggle Rock was by far my
- 1:24Speaker 1: favorite through Those little dozers are adorable users. I think
- 1:27Speaker 1: there are an authoritarian regime. I have serious problems with
- 1:31Speaker 1: their government, but they're still cutest buttons. So uh So,
- 1:36Speaker 1: despite all of our travels, I gotta say, it feels
- 1:40Speaker 1: so good to be back in good old Atlanta g
- 1:45Speaker 1: a US. We are joined today by our guest producer,
- 1:51Speaker 1: Paul Mission controlled decade. Let's give it up for him. Uh,
- 1:58Speaker 1: and what we said your name? You're an I am
- 2:01Speaker 1: Even if we didn't, I still am. Okay and I'm bed. Yeah,
- 2:05Speaker 1: we get. We don't need to have your name said
- 2:07Speaker 1: for you to have an identity, sir. That's true, that's true.
- 2:10Speaker 1: But if you want to be a citizen of the
- 2:14Speaker 1: United States, there is some paperwork involved as well as
- 2:18Speaker 1: some verbiage. If you're side an oath, got to speak
- 2:21Speaker 1: an oath, you gotta put your bloody thumb print on
- 2:24Speaker 1: a document, sign your name and in blood. Now, well,
- 2:29Speaker 1: you know it's changed over time. You still have to
- 2:31Speaker 1: have interviews, you have to take citizenship tests. Naturalization is
- 2:34Speaker 1: what they call it, right, and all three of us
- 2:39Speaker 1: recording today, and quite a few of us listening today
- 2:42Speaker 1: are citizens of the United States. Oh. What's strange about
- 2:48Speaker 1: this is that the United States is one of the
- 2:52Speaker 1: countries that gives you citizenship just for being born here.
- 2:57Speaker 1: Not every country is that way. But if regardless of
- 3:01Speaker 1: what your parents past is, etcetera, if you were born
- 3:04Speaker 1: on US soil, typically for most of history, that makes
- 3:07Speaker 1: you a US citizen. However, you and I started looking
- 3:12Speaker 1: into a very very strange story something about honorary citizenship.
- 3:20Speaker 1: You know this this means that you're allowing the US
- 3:24Speaker 1: to kind of claim you. They're like, all right, she
- 3:28Speaker 1: or he is one of the good ones. But they
- 3:30Speaker 1: don't have to actually do anything, and you don't have
- 3:33Speaker 1: to do anything getting an honorary degree, you know, just
- 3:35Speaker 1: for being a good guy. But like how a professor
- 3:38Speaker 1: emeritis doesn't teach classes, really, yeah, Emeritus justumplies some sort
- 3:42Speaker 1: of like ephemeral kind of like honor, you know, or
- 3:46Speaker 1: just by virtue of being this luminary in the field,
- 3:50Speaker 1: you you get to be this thing, yes, exactly, and
- 3:53Speaker 1: that sort of applies here as well. That's I agree.
- 3:55Speaker 1: I agree, uh, And I think that's spot on, because
- 4:00Speaker 1: it would be cool to be an honorary citizen of
- 4:02Speaker 1: a country, like I'd love to be an honorary citizen
- 4:05Speaker 1: of Baton or Vanuatu, which will show up in a
- 4:08Speaker 1: later episode. But in the case of the u S,
- 4:12Speaker 1: we found out that it is, uh, it is a
- 4:14Speaker 1: real thing. You can't have honorary citizenship if you don't
- 4:17Speaker 1: want the whole kitten caboodle. The problem is the honorary
- 4:21Speaker 1: citizenship may be one of the most difficult things to
- 4:25Speaker 1: achieve in this country of ours. It's right. It is
- 4:27Speaker 1: granted by an Act of Congress and the President. Uh
- 4:32Speaker 1: And to this day, unless we're missing one, only eight
- 4:36Speaker 1: honorary citizenships have been bestowed the entire time. Only time,
- 4:41Speaker 1: only eight. Here's what the State Department says about honorary citizenship.
- 4:46Speaker 1: Honorary citizenship does not carry with it the rights and
- 4:49Speaker 1: privileges of ord ursitisenship, and such status does not confer
- 4:53Speaker 1: any special entry, travel, or immigration benefits upon the honoree
- 4:57Speaker 1: or the honoree's relatives and dependents. You are in Texas,
- 5:01Speaker 1: weren't you been. It also does not impose additional duties
- 5:04Speaker 1: or responsibilities in the United States or internationally on the honoree.
- 5:09Speaker 1: It is a strictly symbolic act and no oath is required. Ah,
- 5:13Speaker 1: so it's not quite that. So it's literally just like
- 5:15Speaker 1: a wave of the hand and then it happens. It's
- 5:17Speaker 1: like a key to this. It's just like that. And
- 5:20Speaker 1: it's first of all, you they can they can give
- 5:23Speaker 1: it to you without your consent. To, can't they? Yes,
- 5:26Speaker 1: sort of the way that the Church of Latter day
- 5:29Speaker 1: Saints got in trouble for proxy baptism. Right, that's a
- 5:32Speaker 1: whole kind of worms there. But yeah, that's the thing.
- 5:35Speaker 1: None of these people are like asking for this as
- 5:37Speaker 1: as some sort of benefit or like it's going to
- 5:38Speaker 1: do something positive for their lives or they're going to
- 5:41Speaker 1: be able to use it in any functional way. It's
- 5:43Speaker 1: a strictly symbolic act that implies that this individual, not
- 5:47Speaker 1: a citizen, has done great things to aid our struggle
- 5:51Speaker 1: as a country. It's such an atta boy, And that's
- 5:53Speaker 1: why it's such a thin list, because it has to
- 5:56Speaker 1: be a lot like the burden of uh, you know,
- 5:59Speaker 1: do goodery is quite high. That's true. That's true. So
- 6:02Speaker 1: what we wanted to do today was explore the stories
- 6:07Speaker 1: of these eight honorary citizens, many of whom will be
- 6:11Speaker 1: familiar to you, some of whom may be deep cuts.
- 6:15Speaker 1: So let's get started with h first and foremost, one
- 6:19Speaker 1: of the most pugnacious, uh, one of one of the
- 6:23Speaker 1: most pugnacious, acerbic characters in modern European history, Winston Churchill,
- 6:31Speaker 1: who is his drunken escapades are worth an episode alone,
- 6:36Speaker 1: I would say, but Winston Churchill was the first foreign
- 6:41Speaker 1: national to receive honorary citizenship in the United States. Eight states,
- 6:47Speaker 1: this is interesting had already granted him citizenship, just not
- 6:50Speaker 1: the federal government, which I didn't know was the thing
- 6:53Speaker 1: that could happen. You know, if you're I guess if
- 6:55Speaker 1: you're the the governor of New Mexico, or maybe you're
- 6:59Speaker 1: the what what's a different state? What's the state? No
- 7:01Speaker 1: one talks about Delaware Rock still not a statement. What's
- 7:06Speaker 1: legally a territory? It's telling you it's because they have
- 7:10Speaker 1: tremendous not human rights abuses, but fraggle rights. You don't
- 7:13Speaker 1: think they should get honorary statehood and just for their
- 7:15Speaker 1: contribution to popular culture? No, man, those war crimes are
- 7:20Speaker 1: really bugged. Have you read the U N reports? Oh man,
- 7:24Speaker 1: they're heavily redacted. So yes they are, and they should be.
- 7:28Speaker 1: I am not a fan of puppet crime, which is
- 7:31Speaker 1: why I support Sesame Street. But you can love them both, right,
- 7:36Speaker 1: it's not a Pepsi cooat thing. So yeah, I did not.
- 7:38Speaker 1: I was not aware that states could individually grant citizenship,
- 7:44Speaker 1: but eight states had already granted citizenship to Winston Churchill.
- 7:47Speaker 1: His mother was American. Uh, and this happened all before
- 7:51Speaker 1: JFK and Congress followed suit. So we have a quote
- 7:57Speaker 1: from Kennedy in his proclamation. Here's what he said about
- 8:02Speaker 1: Winston Churchill. Yeah, this proclamation praised Churchill for his quote,
- 8:07Speaker 1: brave ray, charity and valor, both in law and peace,
- 8:10Speaker 1: have been a flame of inspiration and freedom's darkest dollar.
- 8:15Speaker 1: That Okay, Kennedy, I mean there's probably a Kennedy. There's
- 8:20Speaker 1: a little bit of Kennedy. Kennedy and there was there
- 8:22Speaker 1: was like maybe ten percent Kennedy. Oh, we gotta mixed up.
- 8:25Speaker 1: Let's keep it interesting, right, Like it's like potted meat.
- 8:27Speaker 1: It's like potted meat. H Now with tim percent Kennedy exactly,
- 8:32Speaker 1: I would I would buy that at the grocery store.
- 8:34Speaker 1: So Churchill's watching this. He is despite the flagrant abuse
- 8:40Speaker 1: he subjected his body to over the decades, he is
- 8:42Speaker 1: still alive. He is eighty eight years old. He's watching
- 8:45Speaker 1: a satellite relay of this from his home in London,
- 8:48Speaker 1: and his son Randolph accepts the honor on his behalf.
- 8:54Speaker 1: One other interesting fact, uh, one other interesting fact about
- 8:59Speaker 1: church He was also the recipient of the nineteen fifty
- 9:02Speaker 1: three Nobel Prize for Literature, which a lot of people
- 9:06Speaker 1: didn't know. But that's him. That's that's an easy one,
- 9:10Speaker 1: the famous rip roaring Okay, I can't keep saying Winston
- 9:14Speaker 1: Churchill is a rip roaring drunk unless I do at
- 9:17Speaker 1: least one quote rip roaring, cigar smoking drunk. Here we go, yeah, perfect,
- 9:22Speaker 1: Let's let's just pull up one of his weirdest, weirdest
- 9:27Speaker 1: drunk quote a real hum dinger. So once upon a time,
- 9:33Speaker 1: Winston Churchill is in a conversation with MP Bessie Braddock
- 9:38Speaker 1: uh or, the conservative lady Astor who was the first
- 9:41Speaker 1: female MP, and one of them accuses the Prime Minister
- 9:46Speaker 1: of being quote disgustingly drunk, to which he responds, my dear,
- 9:52Speaker 1: you are ugly, and what's more, you are discostly ugly.
- 9:56Speaker 1: But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still
- 9:59Speaker 1: be dec Oh man. If that didn't get him a
- 10:05Speaker 1: swift slap across the jowls, I don't know what would.
- 10:08Speaker 1: He's got jewels that are hard to miss. So it
- 10:11Speaker 1: wasn't perfect, but he had tremendous influence on the course
- 10:16Speaker 1: of the world, in which we lived to day and
- 10:17Speaker 1: he's an honorary US citizen. Wasn't he also like weirdly
- 10:20Speaker 1: eugenic or he did like you had something, you had
- 10:23Speaker 1: some really weird, weird, deep cut Churchill issues. Probably he's not.
- 10:28Speaker 1: He's not super cool. He's not a cool guy. He
- 10:29Speaker 1: was just very racist, that's what it was. Yeah, against
- 10:32Speaker 1: people who lived on the Indian subcontinent. Yeah, he was
- 10:36Speaker 1: still very much a son of the Empire, as in
- 10:39Speaker 1: like the colonizer, kind of like mentality. It was Star
- 10:43Speaker 1: Wars like evil Empire. Yes, yeah, most of most of
- 10:48Speaker 1: the prequel Star Wars films are actually based off Winston Churchill.
- 10:52Speaker 1: He even kind of sounds like the Emperor. He does
- 10:55Speaker 1: ah as I the Emperor at the last second. And
- 11:00Speaker 1: this is the biggest controversy about Star Wars. They actually
- 11:03Speaker 1: cut out Winston Churchill's character and replaced him with jar
- 11:07Speaker 1: Jar Binks. So if you look back next time you
- 11:10Speaker 1: watch Star Wars, you remember how much people disliked Jarge
- 11:14Speaker 1: our Binks. Just imagine it in its original form with
- 11:18Speaker 1: Winston Churchill. Do it's great. It's a it's a good,
- 11:23Speaker 1: it's a good, it's a good piece of cinema. So
- 11:32Speaker 1: that that was the first one in the era of JFK.
- 11:34Speaker 1: But who was after that? It wasn't until nineteen eighty one, shockingly,
- 11:40Speaker 1: which I guess makes sense considering how few of these
- 11:43Speaker 1: there are in the grand scheme of things. But we
- 11:45Speaker 1: have Raoul Wallenberg, who was a historical figure I was
- 11:48Speaker 1: not aware of, but something of a of a Oscar
- 11:50Speaker 1: Schindler type figure. Yeah. Yeah, So Hungary fought alongside Germany
- 11:58Speaker 1: during World War Two and past past anti Semitic discriminatory
- 12:04Speaker 1: laws towards Jewish people, but the Jewish population of Hungary
- 12:10Speaker 1: was to a degree spared the tragic, horrific genocide of
- 12:15Speaker 1: the Holocaust. Once Hungry wavered in the Axis Cause, Hitler
- 12:20Speaker 1: ordered the country immediately occupied and Jewish people living in
- 12:26Speaker 1: Hungary were ordered to be rounded up and deported, and
- 12:30Speaker 1: within the space of one year a half million people
- 12:35Speaker 1: were murdered by the German regime. And this is where
- 12:39Speaker 1: Raoul Wallenberg comes in. What what makes him a Schindler
- 12:43Speaker 1: esque figure. So Wallenberg was a businessman who got sent
- 12:47Speaker 1: to the Swedish embassy in Hungary, and he was an
- 12:51Speaker 1: issuer of passports. He issued six fifty passports to Hungarian
- 12:55Speaker 1: Jews with ties to Sweden and that would offer them
- 12:59Speaker 1: protection from deportation. So when Wallomberg got into this post,
- 13:04Speaker 1: he um looked at how massive this humanitarian crisis was
- 13:10Speaker 1: and decided he needed to really take take charge and
- 13:15Speaker 1: step up his game. Um. And so with a little
- 13:18Speaker 1: bit of creative paperwork, a little bit of you know,
- 13:22Speaker 1: kind of um maverick like diplomacy, he was able to
- 13:27Speaker 1: protect in the same way that Schindler shielded Jews with
- 13:32Speaker 1: jobs in his factory and kept them from getting, you know,
- 13:34Speaker 1: sent to the camps. He was able to shield them
- 13:37Speaker 1: with this paperwork and these passports. Yeah, and he didn't
- 13:45Speaker 1: have the luxury of thinking in a very long term
- 13:50Speaker 1: way about this as a crisis situation. He's just attempting
- 13:53Speaker 1: to save innocent lives. The Fascist learn of Wallenberg's operation,
- 14:00Speaker 1: they pick up the scent, and so they immediately invalidate
- 14:03Speaker 1: all the paperwork they can find. They round up Jewish
- 14:07Speaker 1: people who had escaped with his help, and they forced
- 14:10Speaker 1: these people to walk to the Austrian border. But Wallenburg
- 14:16Speaker 1: is undeterred. So he is driving behind this forced march
- 14:22Speaker 1: and people are pointing guns at him, and he's ignoring it.
- 14:24Speaker 1: He's he's feeding these people, he's bringing the water, he's
- 14:28Speaker 1: attempting to do anything he can medicinally, and he still
- 14:34Speaker 1: keeps issuing these documents. So at this point there's a
- 14:40Speaker 1: good argument to make that he has defied death, that
- 14:43Speaker 1: he should have been shot. Right, So let's fast forward
- 14:48Speaker 1: to the Soviet Union. They occupy Hungary in January of
- 14:51Speaker 1: n and they take Wallenberg into custody, and here is
- 14:55Speaker 1: where we stumbled across a mystery. Raoul Wallenberg, you see,
- 14:59Speaker 1: was never seen in public again. That's that's so anytime
- 15:03Speaker 1: you say that statement shivers of my friend and they
- 15:06Speaker 1: were never heard from again, has to be a pregnant
- 15:10Speaker 1: pause before it again if you just leave it as
- 15:13Speaker 1: never never heard from and that's sort of like it's
- 15:16Speaker 1: very vague. It's kind of like what we don't need.
- 15:18Speaker 1: They didn't call. You don't know how you don't call.
- 15:20Speaker 1: They had they had a throat thing, they couldn't speak. Now, well,
- 15:24Speaker 1: this was you know, this was Cold War era, so
- 15:29Speaker 1: information was tightly controlled, and we do not know what
- 15:33Speaker 1: happened to Wallenberg. We know that the Soviet government said
- 15:36Speaker 1: that he died shortly after being taken into custody that
- 15:40Speaker 1: he had a heart attack in a prison in Moscow
- 15:42Speaker 1: in ninety seven, but still no official word, no confirmation.
- 15:50Speaker 1: And that is why in nineteen eighty one he was
- 15:54Speaker 1: declared an honorary US citizen, which makes you wonder, you
- 15:59Speaker 1: know how much of that was a propaganda move. Well,
- 16:01Speaker 1: I mean, this is clearly has a lot of propaganda potential. Right.
- 16:07Speaker 1: There is the aim of Uncle Sam at this point
- 16:10Speaker 1: on the record at least is they said, you know,
- 16:12Speaker 1: we're going to make him an honorary citizen because this
- 16:15Speaker 1: will pressure the Soviets or the you know, the Reds
- 16:19Speaker 1: or whatever they called him at the time, to disclose
- 16:22Speaker 1: information about Wallenberg. It did not work, now, definitely did.
- 16:27Speaker 1: He was never heard from a Gain Gain gang game. Paul,
- 16:33Speaker 1: can we get a little a little ghosts? I felt
- 16:43Speaker 1: that a crossma spine? Al right, Bett? Who we got next?
- 16:46Speaker 1: Only a scant two years later? A scant two years later. Four.
- 16:51Speaker 1: Our third honorary citizen is William Penn. So this story
- 16:56Speaker 1: dates back to the sixteen eighties. There was a guy
- 17:00Speaker 1: named Charles the Second. He was in charge of a
- 17:03Speaker 1: place called Britain. He owed the Penn family money like
- 17:07Speaker 1: Lanister style, you know what I mean. So he settled
- 17:10Speaker 1: a debt with them in one by giving William Penn
- 17:15Speaker 1: forty five thousand square miles of land north of Maryland.
- 17:19Speaker 1: He gave that, he said, you know, I can't pay
- 17:21Speaker 1: you the cash, but here, here's all this land. What
- 17:25Speaker 1: they call it been Pennville, pent Town. Uh, pennywait, no,
- 17:29Speaker 1: penny wise. Okay. I like that. I'm thinking it's something
- 17:33Speaker 1: more familiar than we may have heard it before. Although
- 17:35Speaker 1: now that I'm thinking about it, why penn Why Sylvania?
- 17:38Speaker 1: Where I want to know the origin of of penn Sylvania.
- 17:41Speaker 1: It's like Transylvania. Do you think that's what it is?
- 17:43Speaker 1: Sylvan means forest. That's a good point, so as Sylvania
- 17:47Speaker 1: is a Sylvan region, penn forest. Maybe. Yeah, this is
- 17:51Speaker 1: what we call real time etymology. We just kind of
- 17:54Speaker 1: spit ball it out. Probably true, possibly not true. This
- 17:58Speaker 1: is this is what we ca what we call speculative
- 18:01Speaker 1: speculative etymology. I like that. That's gonna be Uh, it's
- 18:05Speaker 1: gonna be my new my new title. I like the validation.
- 18:08Speaker 1: I'm gonna gonna get a certificate that decreas me to
- 18:11Speaker 1: be a speculative etymologist. I think he deserved that ben
- 18:14Speaker 1: any more. So. It's true Penn's colony, which he dubbed
- 18:17Speaker 1: Pennsylvania in honor of his father, which you know also
- 18:22Speaker 1: one could argue in honor of himself. Hey, hey, you
- 18:25Speaker 1: know he is his father's son. Um. You know how
- 18:30Speaker 1: that they share the name. But it was a religious haven,
- 18:34Speaker 1: which you guys do you guys know about this for
- 18:35Speaker 1: for his fellow Quakers and um settlers of different faiths.
- 18:40Speaker 1: And Penn was a huge proponent of the rights of
- 18:44Speaker 1: representative government UM and also religious freedom and the ability
- 18:50Speaker 1: to receive trial by jury, uh, public education, a lot
- 18:54Speaker 1: of the important tenets of the U s constitution. And
- 18:58Speaker 1: are you know, wonderful country, a good look at out, dude?
- 19:01Speaker 1: Thank you On a personal level, I I enjoy all
- 19:04Speaker 1: of the things that you are into, if you can
- 19:07Speaker 1: hear me from beyond the grave. So the wheels of
- 19:11Speaker 1: justice grinding slow but exceedingly fine. And thus it comes
- 19:15Speaker 1: to pass that more than three hundred years after Penn
- 19:18Speaker 1: first arrived in this colony, he received honorary citizenship in
- 19:24Speaker 1: a country that he never lived to see established because
- 19:28Speaker 1: the US didn't become a thing until after Penn's death,
- 19:32Speaker 1: which leads us to Hannah Callowhill Pen, who also received
- 19:37Speaker 1: honorary citizenship in that very same year of nineteen hundred
- 19:41Speaker 1: and eighty four. She lived in Pennsylvania for only about
- 19:45Speaker 1: two years UM, and she was Penn's second wife, twenty
- 19:49Speaker 1: four years younger than him. I'm okay with that. Now,
- 19:54Speaker 1: that doesn't work. That doesn't actually work out with the
- 19:56Speaker 1: with the math, the math. Have you guys heard the
- 20:00Speaker 1: you guys heard the dating math? What is it? It's
- 20:02Speaker 1: half your age plus seven seven? Is that the Every
- 20:06Speaker 1: time I have heard that, outside of outside of our
- 20:11Speaker 1: our irreverent conversations, every time I've heard somebody say that seriously,
- 20:16Speaker 1: it's a little bit off putting, you know what I mean.
- 20:18Speaker 1: It's like some guy you don't really know, You're at
- 20:21Speaker 1: a bar and they're telling you about their life and
- 20:23Speaker 1: then they refer to the math capital t capital in
- 20:26Speaker 1: exactly which also could you? I mean, I would love
- 20:28Speaker 1: to believe that that in that context is some sort
- 20:31Speaker 1: of acronym that we have. There we go, we have
- 20:33Speaker 1: yet to fully decode. Uh, the master age technical hierarchy?
- 20:37Speaker 1: I like that? Or how about this the master age transgression? Shoot?
- 20:44Speaker 1: I want to say gradient there's no g and then
- 20:47Speaker 1: that would be cool the math only, Um, what I
- 20:52Speaker 1: want to know is where's the magic. We've got the math, Now,
- 20:54Speaker 1: where's the magic? Just wait, you will hear more about that.
- 20:59Speaker 1: You see in this episode, uh so or in one
- 21:02Speaker 1: of these episodes. So she's only lived two years in
- 21:07Speaker 1: Pennsylvania and you know we're we're joking about the math
- 21:11Speaker 1: or whatever. But you know, if people are happy and
- 21:14Speaker 1: they're not hurting anyone, let them be happy. Right. She
- 21:18Speaker 1: didn't get honorary citizenship because she because of her husband.
- 21:25Speaker 1: She in her own right was known to be an
- 21:29Speaker 1: activist and an advocate for espousing the same principles that
- 21:33Speaker 1: William Penn also evangelized for. Yeah, when William m became
- 21:40Speaker 1: sick in seventeen twelve, he had a bunch of strokes sexually,
- 21:45Speaker 1: I didn't really realize that and gradually became worse and
- 21:49Speaker 1: worse and just wasn't all there. She was able to
- 21:52Speaker 1: kind of take over the business that he had started
- 21:55Speaker 1: and carry on that mantle and really managed the colony's affairs,
- 22:00Speaker 1: and she would have was sending letters to various um
- 22:03Speaker 1: officials within the colonial governorship. And when William passed away
- 22:08Speaker 1: in seventeen eighteen. She became the essentially the governor herself.
- 22:14Speaker 1: But that's not what they called it. Um. They called
- 22:17Speaker 1: it sort of an acting proprietor, which I guess is
- 22:21Speaker 1: sort of like being, uh, what do you call that
- 22:23Speaker 1: when you're interim governor? I like a substitute landlord, which
- 22:28Speaker 1: is Yeah, it's a little bit diminutive for sure. Now
- 22:30Speaker 1: it's a lot of bit dominative. And then she passed
- 22:33Speaker 1: away in sevent and she was the longest serving woman
- 22:38Speaker 1: in control of a British colony, a very important colony
- 22:43Speaker 1: as well. Hannah Calo Hill pen Uh. She is I
- 22:47Speaker 1: would say one of the more upstanding people on our list,
- 22:54Speaker 1: speaking of uh, speaking of controversy, which I have foreshadowed
- 22:58Speaker 1: just a bit here fun we'll see. Our next one
- 23:02Speaker 1: is Mother Teresa. Her first name was Agnes, but everybody
- 23:06Speaker 1: called her mother Teresa. And if you grew up around
- 23:10Speaker 1: the time that Nolan I grew up, then you have
- 23:14Speaker 1: you heard about her as a kid. She was hot,
- 23:17Speaker 1: she was big, yeah, and the scene. Yeah, she was
- 23:20Speaker 1: a real she was a real guaranteed headline, Right, you
- 23:24Speaker 1: have a Mother Teresa headline? Boom papers are selling out
- 23:27Speaker 1: back when people used to read physical newspapers. Agnes guna bojacksu. Uh.
- 23:33Speaker 1: That's g o n x h a b o j
- 23:36Speaker 1: x Hi. You not gonna lie. We had to google
- 23:38Speaker 1: that one pronunciation. Yeah, yeah, we did. Uh. She, like Churchill,
- 23:44Speaker 1: was named an honorary citizen while she was still alive.
- 23:48Speaker 1: Get this, She and Winston Churchill were the only people
- 23:53Speaker 1: so far to be named honorary citizens while they're still alive.
- 23:57Speaker 1: It makes me think of um current. See. You know,
- 24:01Speaker 1: like here in the US, you don't get your face
- 24:04Speaker 1: on currency or coin until well after your death. So far,
- 24:09Speaker 1: some of the Teresa was Albanian. She was an Albanian nun,
- 24:12Speaker 1: and she had already received tons of the highest unit
- 24:16Speaker 1: US accolades in terms of the Nobel Peace Prize, Presidential
- 24:19Speaker 1: Medal of Freedom UM. And the funny thing is that
- 24:22Speaker 1: she didn't really spend a whole lot of time in
- 24:23Speaker 1: the United States to begin with. She worked with soup
- 24:27Speaker 1: kitchens under the Missionaries of Charity that she founded in
- 24:30Speaker 1: nineteen fifty. UM had emergency shelters, nursing homes, after school programs.
- 24:37Speaker 1: I almost said after school specials. That's something different, that's
- 24:40Speaker 1: a little more fraggle rock. Really it's very much so.
- 24:42Speaker 1: And she, you know, she just founded all of these
- 24:44Speaker 1: really really important nonprofits essentially that were designed to help
- 24:50Speaker 1: and nurture the poor and the homeless and just the
- 24:53Speaker 1: less fortunate. And when she did receive that on a
- 24:56Speaker 1: racitizenship when she was eighty six years old, uh, the
- 25:00Speaker 1: ambassador to India, which is the country where she first
- 25:03Speaker 1: started doing all of these good deeds good works, called
- 25:06Speaker 1: her quote a daughter of America, and she had done
- 25:10Speaker 1: a lot of work in Calcutta, which was known for
- 25:12Speaker 1: its poverty. And she actually went on to be canonized
- 25:16Speaker 1: as well and received saint hood in ten But this
- 25:20Speaker 1: is a really interesting story and the process that goes
- 25:22Speaker 1: into canonizing someone within the Catholic Church is fascinating to me,
- 25:25Speaker 1: and some things that I was not aware of. Right
- 25:28Speaker 1: for a long time, the Vatican had a step in
- 25:32Speaker 1: the canonization process that required someone literally deemed as a
- 25:38Speaker 1: devil's advocate, and their entire role was to argue against
- 25:42Speaker 1: beautification and canonization, to say this person doesn't qualify as
- 25:46Speaker 1: a saint for the following reasons. You know, there were
- 25:49Speaker 1: no snakes in Ireland to begin with, right, something like
- 25:52Speaker 1: that it was abolished in the eighties, but the Vaticans
- 25:56Speaker 1: still still floods around with the idea. And Christopher Hitchens,
- 26:03Speaker 1: the famously militant atheist, testified as her devil's advocate. Wait
- 26:08Speaker 1: a minute, what why how did he get involved in
- 26:10Speaker 1: the proceedings if he's not even the believer. I think
- 26:15Speaker 1: he just likes to likes to stir up that pots,
- 26:18Speaker 1: that bear, he likes to he likes to bag that badger.
- 26:21Speaker 1: I guess he uh he said he represented the devil
- 26:24Speaker 1: pro bono. A little bit. More on Mother Theresa. Yeah,
- 26:28Speaker 1: she was canonized on September four, sixteen, and she still
- 26:35Speaker 1: had some controversy throughout throughout her life and afterwards because
- 26:41Speaker 1: certain people would would study her clinics and say, hey,
- 26:44Speaker 1: they received millions of dollars in donations, but they don't
- 26:47Speaker 1: have medical care, good diagnoses, systems, necessary nutrition and so on,
- 26:54Speaker 1: and three Canadian academics actually, uh say, said that she
- 27:01Speaker 1: was purposely allowing people to suffer. Specifically, they said Mother
- 27:06Speaker 1: Teresa believed the sick must suffer like Christ on the cross.
- 27:11Speaker 1: And then Christopher Hitchens was one of Mother Teresa's most
- 27:17Speaker 1: outspoken critics for for a long long, long, long time.
- 27:23Speaker 1: He he said she was not a friend to the poor,
- 27:26Speaker 1: that she saw poverty is is a necessary gift of
- 27:30Speaker 1: suffering from God. So he had stake in the game. Next,
- 27:42Speaker 1: we arrive at one of my favorite rappers, one of
- 27:47Speaker 1: my favorite recent rappers, I should say Nelly, No, the
- 27:52Speaker 1: the Marquis de Lafayette. Ah. Yes, of course, he's from
- 27:55Speaker 1: the Hamilton's Musical, played by David Diggs, who has a
- 27:58Speaker 1: great who has a great hip hop group. I want
- 28:02Speaker 1: to say on the West Coast. Maybe they're called Clipping
- 28:04Speaker 1: without period of fun. They're great. He's also gonna be
- 28:07Speaker 1: blind Spotting, which is quite good. Yes, yes, I believe
- 28:10Speaker 1: he wrote that. I think he did. He he co
- 28:13Speaker 1: wrote it. He's on movie Crush with Chuck, him and
- 28:16Speaker 1: his co writer for that movie. We're on movie Crush
- 28:18Speaker 1: talking about I can't remember what their favorite movie was,
- 28:21Speaker 1: but you should check it out. Was it Police Academy?
- 28:24Speaker 1: For it had to have been. That should be everyone's
- 28:26Speaker 1: favorite movie, because otherwise I'm cold classic. Otherwise, you know,
- 28:29Speaker 1: Chuck and a great friends, but I'm not gonna listen
- 28:31Speaker 1: to it. That's fair. Um. Yeah, So there's an article
- 28:35Speaker 1: on mental mental flaws that goes through eight of these
- 28:38Speaker 1: honorary citizens, and they make the point that I think
- 28:41Speaker 1: is completely valid that the United States would not exist
- 28:44Speaker 1: had it not been for the Marquis de Laffi. Yet. Yeah,
- 28:49Speaker 1: I haven't seen them. I'm not gonna do no spoilers.
- 28:51Speaker 1: I haven't seen the musical. I don't know really any
- 28:53Speaker 1: of the music. Just listen to the soundtrack. I should. Yeah, Yeah,
- 28:56Speaker 1: it's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty it's solid. Uh,
- 29:00Speaker 1: I would, I would say, you know, if you're like
- 29:01Speaker 1: fold and laundry or something, it's good. Or you're on
- 29:05Speaker 1: a long walk, maybe a plane. I don't know, got it, Well,
- 29:07Speaker 1: I do a flight to me, maybe I'll check it out.
- 29:09Speaker 1: But yeah, he was the French general who was in
- 29:12Speaker 1: charge of divisions in the Continental Army during the American Revolution. Yeah. Yeah,
- 29:18Speaker 1: So a lot of the story you might hear in
- 29:21Speaker 1: Hamilton's is true. This guy came in supporting the ideas
- 29:27Speaker 1: of liberty, equality and so on, and he really didn't
- 29:32Speaker 1: have to have a stake in this game. But he
- 29:35Speaker 1: is primarily the reason that France came to aid the
- 29:39Speaker 1: US colonies against Great Britain, and then later when he
- 29:43Speaker 1: went back to France. He introduced the Declaration of the
- 29:46Speaker 1: Rights of Man and of the Citizen before the National
- 29:50Speaker 1: Constituent Assembly, and he co wrote this with Thomas Jefferson.
- 29:57Speaker 1: You may remember from previous episodes, because no one's heard
- 30:01Speaker 1: of Thomas Jefferson until they listen to Ridiculous History, right.
- 30:04Speaker 1: I certainly hadn't been. I certainly hadn't. You know. What's
- 30:08Speaker 1: weird is the way the way statistics work. There's probably
- 30:12Speaker 1: someone named Thomas Jefferson right now, and they're probably mad
- 30:16Speaker 1: that their parents named them Thomas. I agree. Yeah, it's
- 30:20Speaker 1: definitely like sort of that names sort of been ruined.
- 30:22Speaker 1: I mean, okay, one could argue that name has been
- 30:25Speaker 1: lifted up and elevate it. It's taken. It's totally taken.
- 30:28Speaker 1: It's taken. It's like it's like Michael Bolton right right right,
- 30:32Speaker 1: or or you know, there are two Nick caves I
- 30:35Speaker 1: remember that always. That always astounded me. Well, they're the
- 30:38Speaker 1: artist Nick cave but the people typically think of Nick
- 30:42Speaker 1: Cave in the bad seats. Yeah yeah, yeah, but the
- 30:45Speaker 1: artist Nick cave Is is equally awesome in his own right.
- 30:47Speaker 1: It makes sound suits and you know he actually did
- 30:51Speaker 1: a performance here at the building where we did very
- 30:54Speaker 1: very cool. Paul, did you work on that documentary? Paul's
- 30:57Speaker 1: given us the NOD Mission Control worked on it, so
- 30:59Speaker 1: it's got his stamp of approval. But uh, names aside.
- 31:05Speaker 1: You're right, there is a tremendous argument to be made
- 31:09Speaker 1: that this country would not exist without the efforts of
- 31:15Speaker 1: la Fayette. And I would say he really earned this
- 31:19Speaker 1: honorary citizenship. When he died, the U. S. House and
- 31:23Speaker 1: Senate draped the chambers in black. They knew we owed
- 31:27Speaker 1: this guy. But when did he When did he become
- 31:30Speaker 1: an honorary citizen? It was after his death, right two
- 31:32Speaker 1: thousand and two, quite a bit after his death during
- 31:35Speaker 1: a joint resolution. Yes, he was given that citizenship, but
- 31:39Speaker 1: that was the federal citizenship because he was given uh
- 31:44Speaker 1: citizenship via Maryland before then, right while he was still alive. Oh,
- 31:49Speaker 1: that's what we're talking about the top of the show,
- 31:51Speaker 1: this who little the mini citizenship. Yeah, that seems like
- 31:54Speaker 1: a stretch, doesn't it. I mean, I would you think
- 31:57Speaker 1: of it this way if one province of Canada gave
- 32:03Speaker 1: you citizenship and you know, you could travel there or something,
- 32:07Speaker 1: but you were still a foreign entity in any of
- 32:10Speaker 1: the other provinces. That's weird, you know what I mean? Well, like,
- 32:13Speaker 1: what if Utah gave you honorary citizenship, Now you gotta
- 32:18Speaker 1: get into and out of Utah. Seriously, I think we're
- 32:21Speaker 1: gonna air drop you in there. I guess that this didn't. Yeah, well, anyway,
- 32:25Speaker 1: it's it's obviously a symbolic act on on all fronts here.
- 32:28Speaker 1: But that's an interesting one to me. Uh so, what
- 32:31Speaker 1: do we have next? We have Kazimir Pulaski. So, Kazimir
- 32:36Speaker 1: Pulaski also set sail for North America to help the
- 32:43Speaker 1: American side in the War for Independence, right, he wanted
- 32:47Speaker 1: to fight for the continental cause. He did a bunch
- 32:50Speaker 1: of stuff. Famously, during the Battle of Brandywine, he led
- 32:54Speaker 1: a cavalry charge that saved the life of George Washington.
- 32:58Speaker 1: It was promoted to a general who organized mounted soldiers.
- 33:01Speaker 1: He even wrote the book on cavalry tactics. Literally, he
- 33:05Speaker 1: wrote a book about it. That's like mounted attacks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 33:10Speaker 1: It's all about formation, formation, strategy, flanking. No one when
- 33:15Speaker 1: to hold him, when to fold him, when to charge them,
- 33:18Speaker 1: when to scold him, when to scold him, And say Hey, buddy,
- 33:21Speaker 1: you're not riding that horse very well. You're doing a
- 33:24Speaker 1: bad job. And when to mold them, get with It's
- 33:26Speaker 1: all about molding them. It's all about excellent cavalrymen. Yes, yes,
- 33:30Speaker 1: uh yeah. He's one of the fathers of American cavalry,
- 33:33Speaker 1: and for a century or so his death has been
- 33:40Speaker 1: a holiday or a day of remembrance. Pulaski Day. Yeah,
- 33:45Speaker 1: is that a thing? I guess so it's you and
- 33:48Speaker 1: I must be a horrible patriots, Paul. Have you ever
- 33:50Speaker 1: heard of Pulaski Day? Casimir Pulaski. Paul is saying that
- 33:55Speaker 1: it's a Sufian Stephens song and I, to which I replied, uh,
- 33:58Speaker 1: it is probably bigger in Michigan. Okay, let's let's actually incorrect.
- 34:05Speaker 1: It's it's in big in Chicago, which was the second
- 34:09Speaker 1: Sufian Stephens state based album, We go Feel the Illinois,
- 34:13Speaker 1: Come on and Feel the ill And I hope he
- 34:15Speaker 1: gets the other ones. I hope he does it one day.
- 34:19Speaker 1: I keep thinking about that. That bugs me. I stay
- 34:21Speaker 1: up at night thinking about you and your albums. Suf
- 34:25Speaker 1: I call him suf uh So Pulaski Day, which we
- 34:29Speaker 1: have to celebrate in October eleventh. Let's let's get up
- 34:32Speaker 1: to Chicago. He's one Illinois's favorite son. Lard. We'll celebrate
- 34:36Speaker 1: Pulaski Day. We'll get a get a Chicago dog, will
- 34:40Speaker 1: go see a Cubs game in Wrigleyville. Dropped by Second City.
- 34:45Speaker 1: See what they have going on Polaski wise, since that's
- 34:50Speaker 1: a big celebration. Uh yeah, yeah, so it is a holiday.
- 34:54Speaker 1: Uh and he said he sounded like a superhero coming in.
- 35:00Speaker 1: So he's a Polish military officer. When he arrives in America,
- 35:02Speaker 1: he looked at Washington and he says, I came here
- 35:05Speaker 1: where freedom is being defended, to serve it and to
- 35:08Speaker 1: live or die for it. Hard as nails, really tough,
- 35:12Speaker 1: tough guy, tough sounding dude, like the cut of his jim.
- 35:18Speaker 1: And so we come to the last, but not least,
- 35:22Speaker 1: honorary citizen of the US bestowed inten to Bernardo de Galvaz.
- 35:30Speaker 1: In seventeen seventy seven, Colonel Bernardo of Galvez was made
- 35:33Speaker 1: the interim governor of Louisiana, and at the time Louisiana
- 35:38Speaker 1: was under Spanish control. Galvez hated the British, so he
- 35:43Speaker 1: helped smuggle supplies to the Continental forces through the ports
- 35:47Speaker 1: city of New Orleans. He also orchestrated a campaign against
- 35:52Speaker 1: the Red Coats, defeating them in several battles, including Bottom Rouge,
- 35:57Speaker 1: and he became general like you do. Yeah, So that's
- 36:03Speaker 1: when he won some pretty significant battles in the Battle
- 36:06Speaker 1: of Fort Charlotte. UM, and he took mobile away from
- 36:10Speaker 1: the British after all these years, low these many years,
- 36:15Speaker 1: and that's when Washington UM really praised Galvez as being
- 36:19Speaker 1: a deciding factor in the outcome of the Revolutionary War. UM.
- 36:24Speaker 1: And then in when this resolution was drafted that made
- 36:28Speaker 1: Galvez an honorary citizen UM. That was quoted and put
- 36:32Speaker 1: in the in the paperwork, the documentation. He's also, you know,
- 36:36Speaker 1: this is the most contemporary honorary citizenship that we've got
- 36:40Speaker 1: on the books. Who knows. Who knows what's next? Ben
- 36:42Speaker 1: who knows who will come next? Maybe maybe someone listening today,
- 36:45Speaker 1: it could be you. It could be you want to
- 36:48Speaker 1: be a citizen for the United States who don't want
- 36:50Speaker 1: to do the work. Just become a key military lynch
- 36:53Speaker 1: pen in some really important conflict that changes everything, or
- 36:58Speaker 1: or you know, do something people will appreciate. Two hundred
- 37:01Speaker 1: years after that. Interesting facts about Galvez. Uh, he is,
- 37:08Speaker 1: although he's little known today, he is the namesake of Galveston, Texas,
- 37:14Speaker 1: which I I didn't know. I thought that sounded familiar, right, Uh,
- 37:19Speaker 1: he's It's weird because he played such an instrumental role
- 37:22Speaker 1: but is relatively little known, but didn't play any instruments,
- 37:26Speaker 1: the accordion. Perhaps, I don't know. Accordion is a lot
- 37:29Speaker 1: to haul with you. Uh maybe he Yeah, because he
- 37:34Speaker 1: wasn't the father of Calvary. He's no Pulaski Polaski, being
- 37:38Speaker 1: both from Poland and riding on horses all the time.
- 37:41Speaker 1: Surely he's my accordion pick I like it. I don't
- 37:43Speaker 1: want to pigeonholer stereotype. I just think he's more likely
- 37:46Speaker 1: to have an accordion, and I think about that a
- 37:48Speaker 1: lot when we're doing this show. I think much of
- 37:51Speaker 1: these historical figures is most likely to have an accordion
- 37:55Speaker 1: and to have accordion chops. So how did he die?
- 37:59Speaker 1: Spoiler alert? He's dead. Yeah, he definitely died. Um and
- 38:02Speaker 1: his remains are lost to history. Yep, we're we're doing
- 38:09Speaker 1: our own sound effects now. But while his bodily remains
- 38:14Speaker 1: may be lost to history, his legacy is not. The
- 38:18Speaker 1: bar is very high when it comes to honorary citizenship.
- 38:21Speaker 1: And while many of these people on this list are
- 38:25Speaker 1: controversial for one action or another, uh, the truth remains
- 38:29Speaker 1: that they did fundamentally huge things for the US and
- 38:35Speaker 1: in the case of Mother Teresa, for people who are
- 38:38Speaker 1: suffering in other parts of the world. That's right. So
- 38:41Speaker 1: our hats off, our collective hats off to all these
- 38:45Speaker 1: folks because they really did make a big impact, enough
- 38:47Speaker 1: so that we were able to grant them citizenship. In
- 38:49Speaker 1: these days, the citizenship is becoming more and more of
- 38:52Speaker 1: a divisive thing. Um, So it's sort of like almost
- 38:56Speaker 1: the highest honor that you can you know, it's it's
- 38:58Speaker 1: not easy to get citizenship, and it's becau even more
- 39:00Speaker 1: difficult to get citizenship and to become a naturalized citizen.
- 39:04Speaker 1: So hats off to all of these players, players, players, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 39:10Speaker 1: And we want to hear your deep cuts, folks. Who
- 39:14Speaker 1: do you think is deserving of honorary citizenship to day?
- 39:19Speaker 1: And more importantly, who do you think you are? Let
- 39:22Speaker 1: us know. You can write to us at Ridiculous at
- 39:25Speaker 1: I Heart radio dot com. Yeah, you know, that's a
- 39:29Speaker 1: little confrontational. Hey man, you know, are you punchy? Are
- 39:32Speaker 1: you punching? I'm not punchy. I'm just punching. Okay, I'm punching,
- 39:36Speaker 1: punching above my weight class and below the belt at
- 39:40Speaker 1: the same time. You can. You can find us on Instagram.
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- 39:52Speaker 1: our own strange adventures. I am at Ben Bowling on Instagram.
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- 40:00Speaker 1: big thanks to Alex Williams, who composed the track and
- 40:03Speaker 1: recently appeared on an episode of Ridiculous History with us.
- 40:07Speaker 1: Do tune into that if you haven't checked it out. Uh, Paul,
- 40:10Speaker 1: Mission Control decade. I'm making eye contact with you outside
- 40:13Speaker 1: the studio to thank you so much. Dude. Casey is
- 40:17Speaker 1: pursuing his double life. He is as La Bouche, as
- 40:19Speaker 1: La Bush and yes yes uh where he wears a
- 40:25Speaker 1: leather jacket and as a single ear ring, single dangly
- 40:28Speaker 1: cross earring. And we think he has two secret families
- 40:31Speaker 1: that don't know about each other and lots of other
- 40:33Speaker 1: secret stuff. Did we mention this on air? Yeah, totally okay,
- 40:37Speaker 1: I think we mentioned it at the top of the
- 40:38Speaker 1: show during the emeral episode. Great well, Hats off to you,
- 40:43Speaker 1: La Bush, you are missed. Uh and thanks I as
- 40:46Speaker 1: always to Gabe, our research associate. Thanks to you Ben.
- 40:51Speaker 1: Thanks to you Pal, you really make it easy. We'll
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