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"THE LOOK" Back-To-School Special · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
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  Speaker 1: This week, it's daytime talk show.
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  Speaker 2: The Look.
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  Speaker 3: The Look, now in its 53rd season, is excitedly back
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  Speaker 3: for a special back-to-school edition. Our ladies have had quite
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  Speaker 3: a year, and they can't wait to tell you about it.
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  Speaker 4: Now more than ever, it's important to hear what these
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  Speaker 4: ladies think about coming back to school.
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  Speaker 1: So.
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  Speaker 5: Turn off the view, put on the look, and let's
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  Speaker 5: fight and frame. Lip gloss touch-up? Can I get a
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  Speaker 5: lip gloss touch-up?
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  Speaker 2: Honey, can we get a lip gloss touch-up? That's a
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  Speaker 2: nice warm-up. Lip gloss touch-up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to need a lip gloss touch-up, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't want any of the sparkling stuff, right? I'm a
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  Speaker 1: simple woman, so nothing crazy.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, don't worry, Paul has your kit.
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  Speaker 2: She already sparkles in the sunlight when she walks outside.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I'm not, it's too early to call me
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  Speaker 1: a vampire.
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  Speaker 5: And you want me to hold it like this?
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  Speaker 1: You want, is this in frame? Okay, like this?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, y'all, we got cups.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning, it's the look.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, welcome to the look. We do have cups,
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  Speaker 1: we have cups. And I'd like to tell you, maybe
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  Speaker 1: we can do a little segment, what's in your cup?
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  Speaker 1: Because mine is a black coffee. Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, a black coffee.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing crazy. No 12 pumps of hazelnut. No milk soy latte.
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  Speaker 5: What's bad about hazelnut?
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  Speaker 1: No nasty pistachio cream dollop cool whip sour cream.
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  Speaker 5: Cream, confetti, cupcake topper. Oh, look at her. Oh, God,
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  Speaker 5: you're getting off on that.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, that's wonderful, Michaela Lynn.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead, Michaela Lynn Romney.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 1: Does my black coffee trigger you?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no, it certainly doesn't. Does me drinking a plain
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  Speaker 2: black coffee trigger you? Honey, honey, honey, honey, listen to me, okay, honey?
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe what I'm hearing.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, I understand, okay, doesn't support DEI, but loves black coffee.
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  Speaker 2: I love that, honey.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: I love that, honey.
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  Speaker 4: Where's my lip gloss?
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  Speaker 2: I love that, honey.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I love that. Oh, wait.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's weird you're calling it a cup. It's
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  Speaker 5: a mug. These are on sale. These are the look mugs.
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  Speaker 6: And I don't know what your problem is with hazelnut.
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  Speaker 5: You know, God, God loves hazelnut.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, sure.
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  Speaker 1: Well, God made hazelnut a nut for a reason.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, honey.
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  Speaker 4: He didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, honey. God made hazelnut a nut for a reason.
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  Speaker 1: What's that reason?
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  Speaker 2: Honey, tell us why you're anti-hazelnut, honey.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying he.
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  Speaker 5: No, she's anti-nut.
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  Speaker 4: Pull nut.
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  Speaker 1: He made it a hazelnut, thank you very much. He
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  Speaker 1: didn't grind it into a sugar so that little teens
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  Speaker 1: can run around... pumping sugar into their coffees and corrupting
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  Speaker 1: our young men.
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  Speaker 7: Honey, God forbid somebody wants sweetness in the morning. Somebody
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  Speaker 7: starts with sunshine, honey. You start with bitterness and you
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  Speaker 7: stay bitter. That's all you do, honey. By the way,
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  Speaker 7: I said it was a cup earlier. I changed my
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  Speaker 7: mind and I'm sorry I said it.
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  Speaker 2: It is a mug. Thank you. Call it a mug.
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  Speaker 2: Call it a mug.
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  Speaker 5: Your cup overfloweth with bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: Your side has 12 new words for what things have
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  Speaker 1: always been.
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  Speaker 4: Called, don't you? Don't you all?
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  Speaker 2: Is coming up with new things.
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  Speaker 1: To call things. So I guess this is a mug, sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Is that politically correct?
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  Speaker 3: This is a mug. You're gonna have to put a
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  Speaker 3: quarter in the rude jar. I brought it in this morning.
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  Speaker 3: Every time she's rude, she has to put in a quarter.
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  Speaker 2: It's a new rule.
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  Speaker 5: It's also our initiative to keep coins going.
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  Speaker 2: We like coins. We don't want coins going.
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  Speaker 4: Coins are wonderful.
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  Speaker 3: You can get gum at the store in one of
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  Speaker 3: those little machines for cheap.
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  Speaker 2: We don't want coins to go away.
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  Speaker 5: Kids don't know what coins do anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Hmm.
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  Speaker 5: It's very interesting.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of kids, welcome to.
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  Speaker 5: The Back to the School special. We're so happy to
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  Speaker 5: have you.
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations, everybody going back to school. Teachers, we love you.
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  Speaker 2: We love you, teachers.
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  Speaker 5: Do you guys feel like it's getting earlier and earlier
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  Speaker 5: every fucking year? Excuse me, every year?
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  Speaker 1: That is something I absolutely am seeing. They're pushing it
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  Speaker 1: back week after week after week.
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  Speaker 5: I used to walk to school at the end of September. Soon, what?
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, I think like we'll wake up in July
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  Speaker 1: one day.
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  Speaker 2: Honey, turn your phone off.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus. Honey, turn your phone off.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. My business is just.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, what?
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  Speaker 5: Giuliani's emailing you?
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  Speaker 2: Turn it off.
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  Speaker 1: Look, I'll turn it off. I'm just when you're an entrepreneur,
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  Speaker 1: you run your own business. It's tough to.
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  Speaker 2: Let's talk about it. But Kayla Lynn, your bleph surgery business.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I run a bleph truck. so that anyone who
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  Speaker 1: wants to get a bleph surgery can do so mobile,
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  Speaker 1: on the go. It's very similar to those dog grooming trucks,
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  Speaker 1: but you can get your bleph tightened up Anywhere on
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  Speaker 1: the street. We park outside the library.
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  Speaker 3: A bleph surgery, if you don't know, it really tightens
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  Speaker 3: between your eyebrow and your eye.
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  Speaker 2: And I think it's an abomination.
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  Speaker 3: I think we've got to have natural bodies. I haven't
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  Speaker 3: had a single person touch my face with a knife,
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  Speaker 3: I tell you that much. I'm growing, I'm aging naturally.
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  Speaker 3: I'm aging gracefully and naturally.
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  Speaker 2: That doesn't stop me from using the London filter on Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you that much. Oh, I love that filter.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good filter.
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  Speaker 5: But honestly, I thought it was weird.
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  Speaker 6: We always do something every August and September to give
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  Speaker 6: back to the teachers. I don't think it was appropriate
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  Speaker 6: to bring your truck to those schools for those teachers.
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  Speaker 6: Because all the mothers were in line, and you were like,
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  Speaker 6: teachers only, and none of the teachers could do it.
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  Speaker 3: And also, a lot of the students did it. I
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  Speaker 3: heard a teacher walked in, all her students looked like
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  Speaker 3: they were ghosts. Their eyes wide open.
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  Speaker 2: They all got bleph surgeries. They looked like they were
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  Speaker 2: that Momo mask.
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  Speaker 5: Take your time, baby.
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  Speaker 2: Take your time, baby.
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  Speaker 1: Take your time.
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  Speaker 5: I got it, honey.
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  Speaker 2: I got it, honey. Do you need a moment?
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  Speaker 1: Honey, I'm sorry that you didn't like the way that
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  Speaker 1: these kids looked with their blephs removed. I think they
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  Speaker 1: look amazing. I think they look wonderful. And I think
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  Speaker 1: it is when your eyes are wide open like that,
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  Speaker 1: you are more keen to see the truth.
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  Speaker 2: Honey, guess what? You're doing your thing. I'm doing my
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  Speaker 2: own thing.
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  Speaker 3: This summer we started our very first ugly camp where
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  Speaker 3: kids can be ugly. They get to come and we
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  Speaker 3: don't let them do anything to their face.
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  Speaker 4: Camp?
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  Speaker 2: You said this is ugly camp? It's a six week camp. Camp.
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  Speaker 5: I keep hearing camp.
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  Speaker 2: Camp.
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  Speaker 4: Camp.
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  Speaker 2: Camp. Camp Ugly Camp. Ugly Camp. We had an upstate
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  Speaker 2: South Carolina.
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  Speaker 1: Now, how do you pick which kids get admitted to
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  Speaker 1: the Ugly Camp?
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  Speaker 2: Well, we pick the ugliest ones. Straight up.
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  Speaker 3: If you're too pretty, if you've got something going on,
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  Speaker 3: and the truth is it's a discoordination and it's a
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  Speaker 3: lack of aesthetic value and interest. So if they kind
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  Speaker 3: of are wearing a brown shirt and black pants, we
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  Speaker 3: understand they are ugly. They don't understand what it's like
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  Speaker 3: to be beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: But we're not showing them how to be beautiful. We're
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  Speaker 2: letting them run free and be ugly and be cherished.
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  Speaker 5: So you're saying like, oh, you're ugly. We won't tell
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  Speaker 5: you otherwise.
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  Speaker 4: Uh-uh.
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  Speaker 5: We won't tell you what to do.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 6: But do you think labeling them ugly might just be
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  Speaker 6: a little bit of.
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  Speaker 5: Like an obstacle you're giving them?
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  Speaker 8: Society has labeled these people ugly. No, you're labeling them
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  Speaker 8: ugly because it's called ugly camp, baby. I'm saying I
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  Speaker 8: love that you're ugly. But I'm saying I love it.
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  Speaker 5: You're still labeling them ugly.
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  Speaker 2: Well, but I'm saying it as a good thing.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: All I'm saying is nice is up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm hearing that the body positivity movement has finally faltered,
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  Speaker 1: you know? That this sort of, you know, everyone is amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone is beautiful. It seems like the cracks are starting
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  Speaker 1: to show because you're out here calling preteens ugly.
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  Speaker 2: Uh-uh, honey. We had one of our students, May Lynn.
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  Speaker 2: She went back to school.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, thank you, Barbara.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, hi, Barbara Ann.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, Barbara.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Barbara, I feel like we haven't talked to.
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  Speaker 2: You at all.
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  Speaker 4: Jimmy Carter has the best nuts.
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  Speaker 5: And that's the back to school. And we're back to school.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, she just caught up on nuts.
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  Speaker 2: Barbara Ann, Barbara Ann, I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 3: We just heard you got a full documentary that's coming out.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Seven parts?
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  Speaker 2: Seven parts, Barbara Ann.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. It's a seven-part documentary. Yeah. All about my life.
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  Speaker 6: And I heard the sixth episode is a crossover episode
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  Speaker 6: with Billy Joel's documentary.
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  Speaker 4: It's a crossover.
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  Speaker 3: Tell us about your history with Billy Joel. An on
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  Speaker 3: and off 25 year relationship.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 1: It's very impressive.
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  Speaker 4: No matter where that man played, I sucked and fucked something.
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  Speaker 2: All right, honey. Oh, that's wonderful.
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  Speaker 5: And we're caring about the teachers this month. We're caring
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  Speaker 5: about everybody.
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  Speaker 1: The kids.
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  Speaker 4: Sucking and fucking on the keys of this piano. Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Hold the apple.
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  Speaker 1: Let's give you an apple here.
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  Speaker 4: Going down me for an hour.
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  Speaker 1: Let's give you an apple here. And Barbara Ann is
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  Speaker 1: about to deliver the Teacher of the Year Award. You
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  Speaker 1: guys submitted 5,000 applications for amazing teachers and educators. And
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  Speaker 1: now Barbara Ann is going to announce the winner.
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  Speaker 4: Huh?
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  Speaker 5: Remember, you're just going to read the prompter.
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  Speaker 6: I do want to say, Michaela, that these submissions... These
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  Speaker 6: submissions just took my heart and they blew it up
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  Speaker 6: three times its size. The amount of different drills these
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  Speaker 6: teachers need to learn now. It's not just fire drill
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  Speaker 6: and earthquake drill. And it's not just geometry. They are
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  Speaker 6: learning so many ways to keep our children safe. and
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  Speaker 6: to facilitate good conversations.
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  Speaker 2: With these children. She cares so much about this.
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  Speaker 6: I think there's so many that are worried about safety
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  Speaker 6: in the schools, and I just want to shout out
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  Speaker 6: how beautiful every teacher is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I just want to shout out all of the
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  Speaker 1: wonderful teachers who are paying for their own supplies. I
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  Speaker 1: think that there is something in this country that is
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  Speaker 1: being lost where people don't want to take accountability and
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  Speaker 1: responsibility for their own actions. And so people who chose
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  Speaker 1: to be teachers, I think it's a wonderful thing that
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  Speaker 1: you guys are buying all the pencils that you guys
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  Speaker 1: are buying. are buying all the classroom decorations i think
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  Speaker 1: that's great and i'm so happy to hear in all
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  Speaker 1: of your submissions how many of you are doing.
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  Speaker 2: That did you see the drama.
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  Speaker 1: Uh yes i i believe i saw the drama did
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  Speaker 1: you know what happened to zendaya's character in that.
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  Speaker 5: Let's talk about it.
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  Speaker 2: Do you relate to it?
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  Speaker 1: Did I relate to it?
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  Speaker 2: Did you relate to Zendaya's character in the drama, Michaela Lynn?
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  Speaker 1: I can't say. I don't know what you're implying. The
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  Speaker 1: school shooter, Michaela Lynn.
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  Speaker 5: Zendaya is playing.
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  Speaker 2: A school shooter.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe what I'm hearing.
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  Speaker 2: That's not quite.
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  Speaker 9: Zendaya is playing a school shooter.
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  Speaker 1: That's really close.
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  Speaker 5: No, she is playing a school shooter. school shooter, and
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  Speaker 5: that's what that movie's about.
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  Speaker 1: And let me tell you, so she contemplated school shooting.
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  Speaker 2: She's a school shooter. Well, so very close.
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  Speaker 1: She is contemplating.
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  Speaker 2: Luann doesn't always understand nuance. I don't.
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  Speaker 5: Even the word is confusing. But I'll say this. I'll
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  Speaker 5: say this. My best friend brings up a good point.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, does she?
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  Speaker 5: Does she now? So here you are.
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  Speaker 6: Going, oh, teachers should pay for their own supplies for
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  Speaker 6: the kids.
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  Speaker 5: First of all, I think that's bonkers. I think that's bullshit.
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  Speaker 2: Capitalism.
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  Speaker 1: And now, you think teachers should just get things for free?
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely, honey.
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  Speaker 1: You think teachers should just get handouts from the school district?
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  Speaker 1: Who's going to pay for all this? I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I want to abolish? Who's paying for it? No, honey,
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  Speaker 2: we should be.
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  Speaker 1: Who's footing the bill?
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  Speaker 2: Who's footing the bill? That's our nation's future. We should
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  Speaker 2: buy them a notebook, honey. We should buy our nation's
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  Speaker 2: future some markers, honey.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I think we have... disagreements over what the future is,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm sure the future you would like to see
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  Speaker 1: is all these kids shipped off to school where they
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  Speaker 1: get indoctrinated into gay holidays.
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  Speaker 2: I know the future you want to see. It's Deena
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  Speaker 2: Marie GPT. I've seen those documents.
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  Speaker 3: You're trying to replace me with AI, and you will
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  Speaker 3: not replace me with AI.
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  Speaker 1: I want to let you know, AI cannot do what
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  Speaker 1: I can do.
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  Speaker 2: Just letting you know, honey.
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  Speaker 5: That's my girl. That's my girl.
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  Speaker 2: AI cannot make a dinner for 45. All tartar sauce
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  Speaker 2: covered fish. No one. Not you, Claude. Not you, Anthropic.
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  Speaker 5: Did you see when you and Einstein were playing basketball?
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  Speaker 2: I did see that, honey. I thought it was so funny.
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  Speaker 2: You remember, you see when I dunked on Einstein, honey?
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was so funny. I liked it, honey.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But only for jokes.
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  Speaker 5: AI is good only for jokes.
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 3: Only for jokes? And telling me what curtains would look
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  Speaker 3: good in my living room, honey. And Nate Berkus would
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  Speaker 3: let me do that, too.
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  Speaker 2: He's my friend.
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  Speaker 1: I created an AI for you.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go.
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  Speaker 5: Here we go. Here we fucking go.
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  Speaker 4: Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go.
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  Speaker 5: I love my girl.
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  Speaker 1: She's here. It's really good to know she's here.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go.
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  Speaker 5: Those are the widest her eyes have ever been.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, she is fully awake. You know, you would love
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  Speaker 1: my bleph truck. You would love my bleph truck. Blech.
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  Speaker 5: Blech.
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  Speaker 1: No, so it's a bleph.
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  Speaker 5: It's a bleph. Blech. More like blech. I like that, Barbara.
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  Speaker 2: Go, go.
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  Speaker 4: Blech.
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  Speaker 1: Blech.
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  Speaker 5: She's got you.
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  Speaker 4: Blech. Blech.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay. It's okay.
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  Speaker 2: She's scared. Barbara, you're safe.
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  Speaker 5: Barbara, you're safe.
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  Speaker 2: Get her with Gobi. Get her with Gobi. Get her
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  Speaker 2: with Gobi.
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  Speaker 1: Barbara, you're safe.
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  Speaker 2: Get her with Gobi. Get her with Gobi. Get her
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  Speaker 2: with Gobi. Get her with Gobi. Get her with Gobi. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Ooh, skinny.
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  Speaker 2: We got you, Ugovi.
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  Speaker 1: We got you, your emergency Ugovi.
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  Speaker 5: We got you, Ugovi.
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  Speaker 2: Barbara Ann is a medical miracle. For some reason, Ugovi
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  Speaker 2: calms her down.
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  Speaker 1: We sort of use Ugovi like EpiPens around here. We
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: jam into her thighs. I'm sorry.
• 14:00
  Speaker 6: Can we play your GLP-1 commercial? It's my favorite thing
• 14:04
  Speaker 6: you've worked on this year.
• 14:06
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:06
  Speaker 5: Your Wigovie spot.
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, okay.
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: All right, let's play.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: All right, let's play the clip.
• 14:11
  Speaker 5: I love this commercial.
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: I'm Wigovie. You got it? Gets me going. So I
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: can bike. I can ride roller coasters.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: This will be.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: I can do.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: An everlasting love.
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: This will be.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: This will be now.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: An everlasting love for me.
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: There she is.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: It's my friend.
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: Hey, Makayla, it's me. Barbara, it's me. Kim Kardashian. Welcome
• 14:44
  Speaker 5: to the Wigovie party, baby.
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: You're big.
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: This will be an everlasting love.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: This will be.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: When my wife started using Wigovie, I didn't know if
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: it was going to work for her.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: But she looks better than ever, and our lives are
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: better than ever.
• 15:06
  Speaker 6: Well, Gobi, sometimes used on women that are going through intense,
• 15:12
  Speaker 6: intense dementia, sometimes it's giving them energy.
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: Please consult a doctor.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: Great commercial.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: That's a great commercial.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Wonderful.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: It feels like, you know, one of those YouTube commercials
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: where it goes on for so long because.
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: You didn't expect it to hit skip after three minutes.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: It kind of freaks me out. That was your husband.
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: That was my husband.
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: That's sweet he did that spot.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: Aw, Richie.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: We haven't heard a thing about Richie.
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: Richie.
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: I know we never hear about Richie.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Richie.
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: Do we know, is Richie real?
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: Richie.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if that, it did say
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: paid actor at the bottom, but I didn't know. I
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: didn't know if it was. He could still be a husband.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: It could be paid because he's an actor and he works,
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: but it could be paid.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: She could have just made it paid.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: I could have made up.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: My sweet Richie. Is Richie real, honey?
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: So from what I hear, Richie is real, but he
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: doesn't like to be shown on camera because he's doing
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff with like Oh, okay. Like a
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: lot of tech industry stuff that he likes to keep
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: a low profile.
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: But listen, we all got special, exciting stuff going. You
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: did those beautiful ads. Everybody's got stuff in the marketplace.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Absolutely. Of course, of course. Yeah, yeah, Michaela Lynn is
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: the face of flock cameras.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: I am the face of flock cameras. So anytime you
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: are being.
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: The face. The face.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: The face of the camera.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: I am the face of the camera. And I love,
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: I did these fun, they did this fun little photo
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: shoot with me where to show how omnipresent flock cameras are.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: They put my face on 12,000 flock cameras. So it's
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: like I'm filling an entire auditorium. It was just fun.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: I love those guys.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: It's so fun.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: I love the flock camera guys.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: And everyone's doing impromptu surprise photo shoots with flock cameras.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: I think that's what's fun about them, honey.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're all in a photo shoot.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: You have no idea. That's funny. It's funny.
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: Which brings me up to my favorite thing I got
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: going on this year, besides my sweet grandson going to college.
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: I do want to talk.
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: About my band, my mission, my life's work to get
• 17:19
  Speaker 6: meta glasses and get them all broken in half.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: I have new glasses that you can wear.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Here they are.
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: That they look like normal glasses, you can get your
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: prescription in them. But once you put them on, if
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: somebody's wearing meta glasses and they're recording you, it's red.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: You got him, honey. I got him. You got him, honey.
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: You can't see me.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: You got him, honey. Because I'm red.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: You can't see her. That's my best friend.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: And then you could put fun things. You could put
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: like the devil emoji on your eyes.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's fun, honey.
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: But this is only for someone in the meta classes.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Got you, honey.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: I do not give permission to record me.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: On the meta.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: So in order to... Have it be obvious that your
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: metaglasses are recording. You have to opt to buy a
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: pair of your glasses to expose yourself as one recording.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: What's hap- No. That's completely wrong.
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: What it is, I don't understand what's so confusing about
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: this topic.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: I understand.
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: What it is, what it is, these are normal glasses
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: I can wear every day.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: Okay, sure.
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: And then I, on my little app- Make a default
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: choice for when, if you're wearing meta glasses and you're
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: filming me in the supermarket.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's when the other person is recording.
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: All of a sudden, my eyes are bloodshot.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Absolutely. But your eyes look red.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: It's not blocking out the eyes. They just look like
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: you've been drinking.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: And I look like a demon.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: You've been smoking weed, honey.
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: And that is making anybody in meta glasses go, she's
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: not okay.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: She's not okay. It's foolproof, honey. No one's going to
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: get you.
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: No one's going to get me. And I know it's confusing.
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: It's confusing to someone who thinks we can just film
• 18:51
  Speaker 6: on anything.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: No, that's amazing.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: So I could still film you, though, if I'm wearing
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: my meta glasses. I'm just curious the rules.
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: I mean, you can, but don't worry. I'm going to
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: cover it up. I'm either going to put red on
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: my eyes or I'm going to put tie-dye. We're doing
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: it for kids now because you know some of these kids,
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: some of these kids, they get these meta glasses. People
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: are wearing them around kids and filming kids.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: They're wearing them around kids and they're filming kids.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: You know what's crazy?
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: I read about it on Yahoo.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: And I will be honest, since the internet is so
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: wild and confusing, that a little bit sounds like an
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: argument Michaela might make.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: What?
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: They're filming kids. Kind of leans back to this weird Republican.
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: I can be a Democrat and not want my kids filmed.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: No, we're not a monolith because I was about to
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: disagree with you. Because I think that a person's freedom
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: of speech also hinges on the freedom to record. I
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: think that one of the amendments of our great country.
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: See, I knew she'd of speech. It doesn't matter where
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: I start. She's going to go the opposite.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: It's freedom of speech. You know, it's my right as
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: an American to record you secretly.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, I forgot you do those First Amendment videos where
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: you stand in front of different nail salons.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: I loved your spot on HBO's Neighbors.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, thank you so much. Yeah, I love exposing people
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: who are not, you know, saying Merry Christmas when you
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: walk in the door, for example.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: I think it's important for me to say sometimes I
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: sort of understand where Mikaela's coming from.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Well, thank you. I appreciate that because I think I'm
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: a pretty reasonable person.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: I don't think I'm a fairly reasonable person. Most of
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: the time, no.
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: But I am here to say, like, I think our
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: show has been going on for so many years and
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: I think it's important to say that there are some
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: times in this wacky, wacky world where I can agree
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: with the fact that we shouldn't be wearing glasses that
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: are filming anything and everybody without consent.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: I understand, honey, but if you agree that we are
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: both looking at the same cup and it's not a mug.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Next thing we know, she's drowning.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: Us upside down.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, now is it a cup or a mug? Because
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: I'm confused.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: It is a mug, honey.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: I'm just trying to keep up. No, I decided it's
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: a mug. Here we go.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: You don't win.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: She takes a little and she keeps taking. You'll never
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: get it.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: I said I agreed with you first.
• 21:10
  Speaker 7: You walk closer to her, she closes the door behind you, honey.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: You can't do it, honey. You can't do it, honey.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: I knew all my life.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: She is chamber after chamber after chamber.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: The door's closed.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: The door's closed.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're locked in. It's a lock pit, honey.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: I just need you guys to send me a newsletter
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: once a month of what I can and can't say.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, here we go. Printed press. You know what, honey?
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Lighting press.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Thank you, honey. Printing press.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Printing press.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Sometimes I get nervous we treat her like a baby,
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: and I think we shouldn't.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: You think we're... I think if we treated her more
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: like she's an adult, she'll act like an adult.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: No, baby, honey.
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: We tried that two years ago at the last Back
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: to School special, and she couldn't do the geometry to
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: save a life, and it was sad.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: We tried to make her do the polygon test. We
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: tried to make her pick all the geometric shapes.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Polygon test?
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, the polygon test.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: It was so sad.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: You are doing this test.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: It's part of the SAT. It's the polygon test.
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: And we thought she could do it.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: We thought she could do it. It's sort of counting
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: the sides of a polygon.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: We thought she could do it.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: And then we strapped you up to a polygraph.
• 22:14
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Polygraph test. If you're lying about how many sides there are,
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: the FBI will be alerted.
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: And then when we added the hot ones part of
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: the challenge, it felt so wrong.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Well, I wanted to mention my business. We're all talking
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: about our businesses.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: You guys can always see me on Dina Marie's Farm,
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: my brand new app that you are more than welcome
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: to join. You know how I always like to say
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: my house is open to everyone? Well, now it's open
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: via the internet, via apps. It's so much fun. You
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: can build your own little house next to me. You
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: can build all these different things in the rooms.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: There's a community. There's a chat. You're not invited. Interesting.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: You're not allowed.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Interesting.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: So everyone's at the table except for me.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Got it.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Everyone's allowed.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Also, I find it interesting that you're cosplaying being a farmer.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: I know lots of people who have to farm in
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: real life.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Lord God. I come from a long line of farmers, honey.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: I might be Democrat, but I am Southern, honey. I
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: know farmers. I come from the Peach State, honey, in Georgia.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Oh!
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: You're not going to tell me I don't know farmers.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: You're Nepo South. You are Nepo South.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Nepo South.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: Nepo South. Your parents sent you up.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: What in the God forsaken? What does that even mean?
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Nepo South. What does that even mean?
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: That just like really ruined us.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: What does that mean?
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, please.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: What does that mean?
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: It's that your parents owned a very successful farm machine
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: operating company, okay? You barely touched dirt with your own hands.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: Oh, shut up.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: My papa started Long John Silver's with his hands in
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: a fishing pole.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: He started from nothing.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, you come from multi-millions of dollars.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: When I was a kid, we saved stamps. We save
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: stamps as a kid.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for your collection book, maybe. What's wrong with a
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: collection book?
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Also, God forbid a woman have hobbies instead of cleaning
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: all day.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: She shouldn't have hobbies.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Why should she?
• 24:05
  Speaker 8: Your woman should not have hobbies because she should be
• 24:08
  Speaker 8: in home.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: She should be at home. She should not be exposing
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: herself to the hobby community.
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: Just because I have a hobby doesn't mean my tits
• 24:17
  Speaker 8: are out.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Just because I'm running a triathlon doesn't mean my tits
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: are out, honey.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Running around bra open, going to the college.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: Don't you dare talk about my bras.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: I do not let women talk about my bras.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: My bras are my business, honey.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: My bras are my business.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: Read the teacher of the year. Read the name.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Says Amanda.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Amanda, just read the last.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: Name.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: Just read the last name, Amanda.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: When will you realize? Vienna waits for you.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: Amanda Katchasusa.
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: Amanda Katchasusa! You are the teacher of the year, Amanda Katchasusa.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Amanda Katchasusa from Kentucky.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: All your third grade teachers, all your third graders love
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: you so much, and they all say what an amazing
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: teacher you are, so thank you.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Amanda Katchasusa, we are sending you a lifetime supply of
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: JVN's Curling Cream.
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: Yes, Amanda Katchasusa.
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: We have a bossicle that you could take for an
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: hour in Seattle that you can get.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Amanda Katchasusa, we are sending you Chiquita Bananas, Rand's new
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: banana holder.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Amanda Katchasusa, we are sending you some Bonide. That is
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: some pesticides for treating fungus gnats and thrips and other
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: garden pests.
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: Amanda Katchasusa, we have a box full of scrub daddies
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: that come with scrub kiddos and scrub pets for.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: scrubbing your pet bowl when you want to clean it.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Amanda Kachisusa, we have four varieties of OPI nail polish,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: and they are headed your way, so excited to have
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: you get those.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: What a great episode, next week.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: That's the end, that's the end, that's the end. We
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: didn't start the fire.
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: It was always burning.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: It was the world was turning.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: We're going to catch you soon so you can bring
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: in three snakes to a Petco.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, honey. We have this great deal.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: They will take three snakes from you.
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: My God, Petco is doing anything these days. Petco is
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: doing anything.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: That's what they have to because these big businesses.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, might as well. Thank God it's still a Petco,
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: not a data center. I bet you would love that.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Lord God.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: I do want to talk about Petco's really quickly.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I love a data center.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Lord God.
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: Sue me.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: Sue me.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Since when did a data center become the boogeyman?
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: You are not allowed. You are not allowed.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: We go be. We go be.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: We go be. We go be. We go be.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: What did you see there?
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: What did you see?
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: The boogeyman. Okay.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: What does the boogeyman look like to you?
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: It was Donald Rumsfeld. He, at parties, used to call
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: himself the boogeyman. And he would go around squeezing all things.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: Squeezing all things?
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Men, women.
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: Squeezing all things.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: He'd squeeze and say, I'm the boogie man.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Barbara Ann, speaking of that, speaking of boogie.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: Boogie?
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: There's something going on on the internet. I don't know
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: if you knew this. Barbara Ann's sound, a song she
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: recorded in the height of disco in the 70s, is
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: going viral.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I've seen this. People are doing little dances to it.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Dance Like You Can't Stop.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Dance Like You Can't Stop. People are doing the dance.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Left and right. Wow. Show me.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Show me.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Of course she wakes up when we're talking about her.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, so we'll play the clip.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: Show me.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: Show me.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, so we'll play the clip.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Do you remember how the song goes?
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Do you remember the song?
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Sing it for us.
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: They have the beat. You come in on the beat drop.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: Dance Like You Can't Stop.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: Everybody get up, move, and dance like you can't stop.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: What are you doing?
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: I'm playing the song.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: No.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: What are you doing?
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: I was singing with the song.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: Okay. Why'd you match my voice right there?
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: I liked it.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: What?
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: I liked what you were doing.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: I was singing the song.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: Okay. Show me.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: I can't do it anymore.
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: I can't do it anymore. I'm sick of it.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: I'm sick of it.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Listen.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: You're sick of it.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Did we think she was going to be around this long?
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: No, we didn't. I told my agents, I can't be
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: a caretaker.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Barbara, it's okay. You know this, right? We don't want
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: to put you on the spot.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: Those bitches over there are nonstop. It's just blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: It kind of never ends, and I hate being the
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: sanest person in the room all the time.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: You're so pretty.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, thank you, Barbara. You're my beautiful daughter. Thank you, Barbara. No,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not your daughter. I'm not your daughter. We've been
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: over this. Your daughter lives at the beach. I think
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: we should talk about the event. Your daughter loves you
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: very much, but.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: I'm not her. Thank you, my sweet daughter.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: Hey, Barbara.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: We want to let you know. if it feels like
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: it's time to go, you can go. Don't hang around
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: for us, okay, honey?
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: Well, sometimes.
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: I see you hanging on, and then I realize that
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: the person, like your husband is just a paid actor.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: And I go, and.
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: I go, see, see, and it makes my heart break.
• 30:03
  Speaker 6: It makes my heart break because I go, who is
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: she hanging on for? Because if it's for us, we
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: give you permission to go, baby.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: I go. Okay, great job, ladies. See you next time.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: No, honey, no, you can't leave the job.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Honey, we meant.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Come back, baby, come back.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Honey, please do the job if you can.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: No, you have to do the job.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: We just mean your soul can leave your body.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: An empty chair confuses the viewers. They think.
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Sorry. Okay, be careful. Okay, all right, all right, let
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: me do this.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: When there's an empty chair, we have to tell the viewers,
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: they have not left the studio to come into your home.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: We want to remind you.
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: No one's coming inside your house.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: No one's coming inside your house.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, don't worry. Nobody's coming in your home.
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: Don't freak out.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Careful.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: They just left for something. So to our wonderful viewers,
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: here we go.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: And, you know, like, I think we should clarify, as
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: long as you're not, as long as you're not, you know,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: seeing a bright light, we'd love to have you in
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: the chair. I mean, right? Yeah.
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: It's sweet, Michaela. It is sweet. We just, I don't
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: want you, I don't want you pushing yourself.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: Push myself.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: I hate her.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: I hate her.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I hate her.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Be careful. We have to. She is the reason.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: No, I'm kind of sick of it.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: I know, but we can't be sick of it.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: She's an icon.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: She's a queen.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: So are you.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: So am I.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: We build our own domains. You think I'm not queen
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: of Dina Marie's farm? I'm queen over there.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: But baby, that's just Pocopia, but with a different edit.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: But it's good. It's Pocopia. Well, America's England with a
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: different edit, honey. Grow up.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: I want to talk about the Olympics. Respect.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: Let's talk about the Olympics.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about the Olympics, the upcoming Summer Olympics in
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Los Angeles.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: In two years.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, two years, is it? Are you sure it's not?
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, I've been counting down the day because it's 2028,
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: which is the new election, honey.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: And that's not, oh, well, I have already getting steamed
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: You have already getting steamed? You getting steamed about it?
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: I'm already getting steamed about it. That we have invited
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: all these countries into our United States of America and
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: we're going to show them Los Angeles? Come on.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with Los Angeles, honey?
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: Come on.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with Los Angeles? Oh, there aren't enough stupid things?
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: I just mean, oh, excuse me. That's my girl.
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: She meant what she said, and she said what she meant.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: There aren't enough stupid things for you.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Deena Marie, let me tell you. The Deena Marie AI
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: I have been using has never worked. Done something like that.
• 32:44
  Speaker 8: What are you using it for? What are you using
• 32:47
  Speaker 8: it for, you sick fuck? I bet you're using it
• 32:49
  Speaker 8: to kiss. I bet you're using it to flirt. And
• 32:51
  Speaker 8: because you're obsessed.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: With me, honey.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: You think I'm using it to flirt.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: You're using it to flirt.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I am using it. I'll tell you why I bought this.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: I will tell you why I built this AI. And
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: I will tell you why. And it's probably not why
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: you think. It's because I got you for Secret Santa.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: And I cannot imagine a second in your brain. I
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: don't understand a lick of what you're saying. So I
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: had to build a computer to act as you to
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: understand even a crumb of where to go.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: You're sick.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: I'm sick?
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: You're sick.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: I'm actually the opposite of sick. No, you're sick. And
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you brought this up because I have an announcement. Oh,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: here we go. I, Michaela Lynn Romney, am coming out
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: as Maha. I am Maha. I am selling beef tallow shots.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: And you all can have your beef tallow shots at
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: the back of my bluff truck. Thank you very much.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: What a wonderful Saturday afternoon. Grab a bluff and a tallow.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: What the hell are we talking about here?
• 33:57
  Speaker 6: Jesus Christ, all I want to do is cold plunge
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: in peace, and we got these fucking trucks trying to
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: fix my fucking body.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: What is wrong with you?
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: What is wrong with me?
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: What is wrong with you and the way a woman
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: just naturally wants to be?
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: What did you learn from my brain?
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: What did this computer, which I can't imagine is a
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: representative of my actual brain, what did you learn about me?
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: What did I learn from your brain? I learned that
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: you have a cat you haven't told us about. You
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: have a secret cat.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: I literally don't. I think that chat GPT hallucinated.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: The computer said you had, they analyzed everything you've ever said,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: and said based on all of these statistics, you statistically
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: have a cat.
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: Dina, this would be pretty damaging.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: Where's the cat?
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: This would be pretty damaging, Dina. If you had a
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: cat that you were telling me about.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: I literally don't have a cat.
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: Dina, are you sure?
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: I swear to God, I am an honest woman. I
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: have always been honest.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: What's the cat's name, Dina Marie?
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: It doesn't exist. I'm telling you, I'm serious.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: The computer said you had a cat.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Don't believe the computer.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Who am I to believe? The woman who lies all day?
• 35:10
  Speaker 9: Or.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: The computer built by geniuses.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: The computer built by geniuses in the image of a
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: woman who you think lies all day.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Why would you trust the AI version of me?
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: Wouldn't you disagree with that person too if it is
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: truly me? Or if there is a piece of consciousness
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: that the AI tapped into, does that.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Mean you agree with me?
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Does that mean that you saw what I said in
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: that program, honey?
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: You agree with my thoughts.
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: What program?
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: I will. The Dean and Marie PT?
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: Oh, duh.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: The AI, yeah.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: You're just jealous that I developed an AI of you first.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Because you would use that to your advantage. You would
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: be running some freaking acceptance cruise on it. You would
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: be running some freaking everybody's welcome on the cruise cruise.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: Oh, speaking of cruises, I went on the JoJo Siwa cruise.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: And I have a slideshow to show. Oh, let's take
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: a look. I had the best time. That's fun. I
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: had the best time.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: Now that is just fun.
• 36:15
  Speaker 6: And I remember when I went, we're going to show
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: the pictures. When I went, I was so confused.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: I was so confused.
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: I went, is this? Here's the thing is, it's not
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: the whole cruise.
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: There's a part of the ship that's normal, but then
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: there's a part of the ship that is there for
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: just JoJo.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's just a JoJo wing.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Of the cruise. A JoJo wing. And you're in there.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: They don't tell you.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: And let me tell you, this woman performed every night.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, honey.
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: Every night. And then you could go to the pool
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: with her. She was there at the pool.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: What a fun time, honey.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: It was the best time.
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: I think celebrities got to do more cruises. If you
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: want to see us on a cruise, I've been trying
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: to push it.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: I've been trying to push it.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: You know, I could be convinced to go on a cruise.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: I had a cruise last year.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I think a cruise could be fun.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: You are not welcome on mine, but I'll bring you guys.
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: But along with all these fun things, we have some
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: really exciting announcements coming. You can now, talking about what
• 37:06
  Speaker 6: sides you agree on, you can now pick your favorite
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: look character and you can get a t-shirt with her
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: name on it.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: We got merch, honey.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: Guys, we got back to school merch.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: We do have back to school merch. And can you
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: see the back? Can you see the back?
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: We pray at the altar of commercialism.
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: We pray at the altar of commercialism.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: And can we thank commercialism really quickly?
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: Let's thank commercialism, honey. I think it's something we can
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: all agree with.
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: The only side we love.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: Amen.
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: And we each have a color. You can even get
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: a Barbara Ann one.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Barbara Ann, show us the back. Show us the back.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Get on your knees and show us the back.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's, I think, the hardest thing we've ever asked
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: her to do. I just don't know.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: We'll be here for you, honey. We got you.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: You know Wigovie and your niece?
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Do you want a shot of Wigovie?
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Here's a chock full of Wigovie.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: Okay, all right.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: And here's just a little.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Here we go. Let's see it. It's kind of moving
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: A little obsession every now and then. That weird little
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: backwards walk thing.
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: She hurt you.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: She hurt you.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: She's doing her impression of Indy Navarrete right now. She
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: hurt you. Oh, my God. I got through.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: She did love Obsession.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: All right, really? Okay.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: She said Curry Barker was her celebrity crush this year.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: I love Curry Barker. The things I would do to
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: that boy.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: That boy is about 70 years younger than you. No good,
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: no good.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: That is quite the age gap.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: Favorite movies this year, favorite shows?
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I think she just likes the glasses.
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: Favorite movies, favorite shows. I left off campus.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, honey.
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: I thought those kids were great, and I thought that
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: age gap is fine.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you were okay with it, honey. I was fine.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: What are you guys thinking about movies? What are you watching?
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Family Stops the Cross.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Family stops across.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: Family stops across.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: See, you guys didn't see this. She's almost got it.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Here we go, honey. Ass down.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: You know what movie I saw? Florence Foster Jenkins.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: Do you like that movie?
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: It's really wonderful. Meryl Streep's bad singer, and they love
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: her for it.
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's such a funny one.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Did you see? That is fun.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: I saw a video of you and your trainer at
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: Withering Heights.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Well. I saw you there.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much, because, you know, my ex ran
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: off with his personal trainer, of course, to write Broadway plays.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: And I have found my own. love with a personal trainer,
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: which is very exciting for me. And we both really
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: align on health. We really align on fitness.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: And a little higher, Barbara Ann. Arch your back.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Arch your back.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: And great.
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: I'll hold this down for you.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Other way. Other way.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: Concave.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Convex. Convex.
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: There we go, keep going though.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Because I want to hear about this trainer.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: I want to hear about this trainer.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Well, this trainer, I'm very happy. We got married last fall.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: Now show the front of the pocket square.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to see the pocket square, Barbara Ann,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: so just go ahead and turn around.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: Take your time, though. So tell me about the trainer.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so his name is Matt.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: That's a nice, strong name for a man.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: It's a strong name.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Or anyone.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: All right, all right.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: I'm okay with anyone being named Matt.
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: I'm okay if you want to name your pencil case Matt.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Last time I checked, my Matt is a boy. And
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: he is someone who is really aligning me on my
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: fitness goal. We do a shot of turmeric every day.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: And then we fast. And then we do a shot
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: of tallow. And then followed by like a big carrot. Oh, okay,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Barbara Ann, are you ready to sit back down?
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: She's going to show the pocket square.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, she's going to show the pocket square.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: And then hold the mug, too. You don't have to
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: go that close, honey.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: You can hold the mug as well, honey.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Hold the mug. Mug's coming in two sizes, but we
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: only got one size today.
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: And then show the other. No, you got this.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: Okay, you got this.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: Don't drop it, honey.
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: Now show the other side.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: It's got the whole thing.
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: Don't drop it, honey. Don't drop it. We only have
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: a couple.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Mine. I think I know whose lips they are.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Mine.
• 41:02
  Speaker 9: Mine.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: Now put your hand down so you can see. We
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: got colors of it.
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: It's cute. Okay, that's good. That's good.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: Awesome, honey. There you go. And you take your time.
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: Getting back to your chair. Good girl.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, honey. This is good.
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: But I'm glad.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, great stuff.
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: I'm glad you're sowing your oats.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: Well, thank you so much. You know what?
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: We had known for years that your husband was cheating
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: on you, and we're so glad.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Well, he was, you know, on many work trips.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, interesting.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: I appreciate the arc.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: I think no woman should be disrespected.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Well, I agree with you on this.
• 41:39
  Speaker 6: And that does go for my new product that I'm
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: working on, which is a law I'm trying to pass
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: that women should have Wi-Fi everywhere.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Women should have Wi-Fi everywhere.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: I love that law, honey.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Now, that's interesting. Why don't you want to pass a
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: law that... Boys should get Wi-Fi everywhere. Why aren't you
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: passing a law that young men have access to Wi-Fi?
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Because last time I checked, half of college students are men.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Can you just let my friend pass
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: a law? Can you just? Can you just let my
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: friend try to pass a law?
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Like, would he kill you?
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: You know how hard it is to pass a law.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Can she just try?
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: Can I just try?
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Your laws affect my son's life. Thank you very much.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Your son gets Wi-Fi.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: Your son gets Wi-Fi.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Has to marry his Wi-Fi wherever he wants.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, please.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, it's true.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: My son has had to beg for Wi-Fi.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: Where?
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Where?
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Where has he ever? Your son was born with Wi-Fi
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: and he will die with Wi-Fi.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, please.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: He's a hunter.
• 42:42
  Speaker 9: And he will find Wi-Fi where he can. And women
• 42:46
  Speaker 9: everywhere have no way of getting Wi-Fi.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Female baristas everywhere have cut my son off from Wi-Fi
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: at 5 p.m.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, you dumb bitch!
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Turn over from breakfast to dinner, and they kick out
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: all the laptops, so does my son have to go
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: learn geometry in the dark, you bitch. You know what?
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: I have an AI for you, Michaela. If AI stands
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: for an insult, you wouldn't be admitted to ugly camp
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: if you tried.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: An insult. It stands for an insult?
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't be admitted.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: To ugly camp if I tried?
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, honey.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: So you think I'm hot? I see what it is.
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: Oh, God.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: You're obsessed with me.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: I think you're so ugly, you don't qualify.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: You are obsessed with me.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: Absolutely not, honey. I am fighting the good fight. It's
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: the way a raincoat is obsessed with the rain. Every
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: time I am existing, it's to fight the bullshit you're
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: pouring all over the world.
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: I've never thought about that. That raincoats don't need the rain.
• 43:53
  Speaker 6: They can just be jackets.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Seth.
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: And they can, that's the nuance.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: That's where I'm trying to get her fired so we
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: can just be jackets.
• 44:03
  Speaker 9: And I just want to be a jacket who passes
• 44:07
  Speaker 9: a law every couple years.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: You want to know what.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: A rain jacket is, though. What's a rain jacket? It's
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: a goofy fucking coat.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: It's a goofy goddamn coat.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: It's the goofiest fucking coat I can think of.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: You would say that's a Paddington bear. You would say
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: that's a Paddington bear.
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: You're gonna say that to dear Paddington?
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: I would raise Paddington Bear right!
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: I would raise Paddington Bear right!
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: I would raise Paddington Bear right!
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: How dare you talk about that bear, you dumb slut!
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Sit down, sit down. You dumb fucking slut!
• 44:49
  Speaker 9: You know that bear means so much to me and
• 44:51
  Speaker 9: my family, you dumb bitch slut whore!
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Sit down, sit down, it's okay.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Do you see what happens when you try and have
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: a conversation?
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, shut up. You would get Paddington Bear deported. Shut up.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: You would get Paddington. He is from Peru. He showed up.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: You would not give him a visa. You would not
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: give him a visa.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: If Paddington Bear followed all the rules, I would not
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: deport him. And I stand by that.
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: I can't believe I hit a.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: It's okay, honey. We can edit that out, right? Jeremy,
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: you're looking like really sad right now.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: I tried better help and it didn't work. Check out
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: our Patreon. Instead of getting therapy.
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: We can edit that out. And where's my lip gloss?
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I don't want to edit it out. I would like
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: the world to see what happens when you sit peacefully
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: and have a conversation, try and have a debate. You
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: see what happens with your side.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Good luck. Good luck.
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: You're going to need a goofy coat.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: You don't have a problem.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: You're going to need a goofy coat. I'm going to
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: need a goofy coat. Because global warming is coming for
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: your fucking ass.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, rain is cold the last time I checked.
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: It doesn't matter, I just mean crazy weather.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: That is so tired. Do you understand how tired that
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: argument is?
• 46:14
  Speaker 10: The way that you and your party get so upset
• 46:19
  Speaker 10: about semantics, you get so mad you argue about a
• 46:23
  Speaker 10: single word, Meanwhile, the real thing is murdering us.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: That's what's crazy about it.
• 46:28
  Speaker 6: The real thing is murdering us, and that's why women
• 46:31
  Speaker 6: need Wi-Fi everywhere they go.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: We need access, honey.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: I can't. Let us in. I won't speak up about
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: this because I don't want to get slapped again. We
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: have one more Teacher of the Year award to give out.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Why don't you read what's on.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: The Teacher of the Year? We just gave her so
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: much mileage. Slapping her gave her so much mileage.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: I am very excited for the rest of the look.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: I am very excited for what the rest of these
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: episodes is going to be now that the true colors
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: have been revealed.
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: She talked about the bear. I lost my fucking mind.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: So the name is Rachel?
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: Uptown girl. She's been living in an uptown world.
• 47:18
  Speaker 6: But she's never had a backstreet guy.
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: Rachel?
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: Rachel?
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: Last name. Any last name.
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: Uh-oh.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Barbara Ann.
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: I go walking in the middle.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no.
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: Not after I slap Michaela. She can't die after I
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: slap her.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. She'll grab the apple. She
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: definitely moved.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: She grabbed the apple. She grabbed the apple.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: She's holding the apple.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: She's holding the apple.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: She's not dead.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: Let's just give her one last shot and we go be.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: My head's back.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, we're like Nobody dies holding an apple, right?
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. Her hand would fall over.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Nobody can die holding an apple.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Her hand would fall over. It would fall over. That
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: doesn't make any sense. She just blinked. She's not dead.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: She's not dead.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: She can't be dead.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: She can't be dead.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry I said I wanted you dead. I'm sorry,
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: Barbara Ann. I don't know. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Barbara Ann, Barbara Ann.
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: Can I try something?
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Can I try something?
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Try anything.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Kiss her on the lips.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Oh. Hold on, let me try something. Barbara Ann, it's me,
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: your daughter.
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: That's gotta work.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: I'm your daughter.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: This is scary.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: I'm your daughter.
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: We can't have this happen.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I'm your daughter.
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: Can I say something?
• 48:40
  Speaker 6: At the beginning of this episode, I wanted her to
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: be gone, and I feel like my wishes are coming true.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: I feel like I shouldn't have done that.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: That's right, bitch.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Rachel Estevez. Rachel Estevez!
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: You're the teacher of the year!
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Rachel Estevez!
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: That was funny, honey. That was funny, honey.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: That was good.
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: Rachel Estevez, we have a CoverGirl concealer truck on its
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: way to your house right now.
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: They're going to color match your face and all three.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Of your girlfriends.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Rachel Estevez, you have 30% off all cheese fries at
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: the Cracker Barrel.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Rachel Estevez, we are sending you on a two-week stay
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: to see.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: And you have to stay the whole time. That's part
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: Or they charge you for all the time.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Or they charge you. It's like all you can eat.
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: Rachel Estevez, we got you the new Skims backpack that
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: you could put all of your folders for your school
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: supplies in.
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: It comes with a bra, and panties.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: Rachel Estevez, you are receiving, of course, 25 staples. These
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: are free extra staples that you can use to reload
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: your stapler.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: Rachel Estevez, you get a free Away bag from Away.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: It is a suitcase you can take to SeaWorld.
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: Ja Rule is down at the Orange County Fair, and
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: we have two tickets to give away to Ja Rule.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: At the fair and we're giving him tickets yeah and.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that was another promotion we're doing
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: that we're just now giving to Rachel Rachel you're getting
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: Ja Rule too.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: I guess yeah well we said it on air so
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: now we have to give it to you so you're
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: getting Ja Rule Rachel thank you so much for everything
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: you've done and thank you to all teachers all teachers.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: I love teachers what you do is unlike anybody else
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: you deserve to get paid when we get paid you
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: really do you.
• 50:30
  Speaker 6: Really do well I don't know about that did you
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: guys know did you guys know Sleepovers are done now?
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: No.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: Have you heard this?
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: Not at my house, honey.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: I heard this.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: I got 30, 40 people sleeping over at my house
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: every night.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's about time, right?
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: What are you saying? Your grandson's not doing it?
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: So my grandson, I talked to his– he had his
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: friends over, and all the moms came over, and the
• 50:53
  Speaker 6: grandmothers came over, and.
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: We were all talking. Of course, it was just a
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: big open table, right? I took the Deena Marie way.
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: I love it, honey.
• 51:00
  Speaker 6: We're talking, and I found out that in schools, kids
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: and families don't do sleepovers anymore because of how scary
• 51:07
  Speaker 6: it is to.
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: Be just in other people's homes. Sleepovers are done.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Well, I relate. Everyone should be spending time with their
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: family unit, just pretty much nobody else in a best-case scenario.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: You know what I will say, honey, is this feels
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: like a sleepover to me sometimes. In our best days.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: I think about some of our wonderful days. Yeah. I
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: think about that time we had that astronaut, Mark Kelly.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: Mark Kelly.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Mark Kelly was a wonderful astronaut.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: My husband. Sweet Mark Kelly.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 51:41
  Speaker 6: When Rachel Ray made us each our own apple turnovers
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: that looked like our faces.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: When Lance Armstrong came by and played bingo with us.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: That was so fun.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: And that was before all of it.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Before all of it, of course.
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: That was before everything went down.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: Before everything.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: When Neil Sedaka came over and he played his song
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Laughing in the Rain for us right before he died.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: Oh, gosh. God.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: You know, we really have had so many good times
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: on this show.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: So many good times.
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: I want to apologize for getting violent today.
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: Hmm.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Say it, honey.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: Interesting.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 52:20
  Speaker 6: Accept an apology. Make this apology genuine for me. Do
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: not make this apology some jack off of your big
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: Republican dick.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: He who cast the first stone, that's from that fan
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: fiction you love.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: So, I'm sorry. I got slapped. And now I'm hearing
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: lewd phrases and Bible slander. Make it make sense. Make
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: that make sense.
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: I feel bad, that's all, and I don't want you
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: to make this up.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Guys, the slap has happened to me. The slap has
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: officially happened to me.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: Do you see what happens? You should have gone all
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: the way. I think if you slap McKaylee, you have
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: to kill her. Do you see what happens? I think
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: that's how it goes. I should have killed her. You
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: should have murdered her. That would have been easier. That
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: would have been easier.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: That would have been more peaceful.
• 53:09
  Speaker 9: No.
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: If I had a jail, if I had to go
• 53:13
  Speaker 6: to jail for this, it would be more peaceful than
• 53:16
  Speaker 6: the moment she's.
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: Going to make out of this.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: So fine, you know what? Fine. I'm going to take
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: a year off. No, honey. No, you're not.
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: Yes, I am.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: No, you're not, honey. You're not quitting. Yes, I am.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: You're not quitting.
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: I think I talked to my agents.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: No, honey.
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: I'm taking one year sabbatical.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: You have not talked to your agents. You haven't left
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: the state. I've talked to my agents. I'm taking one
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: year sabbatical. No, you're not, honey.
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: And in my replacement, we have Renee Rapp.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: No, we don't.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: Who's going to promote her album.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: She's not.
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: It's for the month of June.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: No, it's not.
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: It's for gay stuff.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: You're sorry.
• 53:51
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: I wish that were enough.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, honey. I want to die. Welcome to hell, honey.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: It's okay. I'm right here with you. Welcome to hell.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: This is our new odyssey. I'm Odysseus. You're the other guy.
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: I'm the other guy.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: You see what happens when you have a conversation and
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: you see what happens when you ask for a black coffee,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: no frills in what you've always known this thing to
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: be called. Do you see what happens? Next time you
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: see this show, I'm in charge!
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: No!
• 54:28
  Speaker 9: Next time you see this show, we have admitted ourselves
• 54:31
  Speaker 9: to hell!
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: This is a mug, and only a mug, and you
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: can get it at the look!
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: We are not going down without a fight, I'll tell
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: you that much, honey.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: And when you come back, we will be strengthened and hardened,
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: and we will kill all the people that are trying
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: to have sex with our wife.
• 54:46
  Speaker 9: I am going to unleash WME and all my managers there,
• 54:49
  Speaker 9: and I'm going to say.
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: Negotiate my contract so big that you won't see me coming.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: We need team Deena Marie, team Luann in the comments.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: Let us know.
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: Let us know.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: You are on our side.
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: You do not have to agree with violence.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: To be on our side.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: We don't agree with violence. We agree that she was
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: being annoying.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Desperate I'm just gonna sit here while the hand slapping
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: party digs their own grave and you know.
• 55:23
  Speaker 9: What if people want me to take a walk the
• 55:26
  Speaker 9: way I'll do it.
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: But all I want to say is say who you
• 55:31
  Speaker 6: want to be with in the comments below You can,
• 55:34
  Speaker 6: we've divided ourselves up equally. You can get a shirt
• 55:37
  Speaker 6: to show your appreciation.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: But you know what?
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: I don't agree with violence, but she was being annoying.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: So do you, Aunt Barbara Ann.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: Hmm?
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: What do you think about all this? The violence?
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, no. The what? Hmm?
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: I got slapped earlier. The slap happened to me.
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: Will Smith.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Exactly like that.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: That was honestly not too long ago.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: This is the most lucid connection I've heard in years.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: There's some synapses that are still storing stuff in there.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: We go V helps.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: We go V helps.
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: We go V helps.
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: And that's why every single teacher We are sending some Wigovito.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Not to make you lose weight. We're not trying to
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  Speaker 2: do that.
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  Speaker 4: Back to school.
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  Speaker 5: It's just because it's back to school.
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  Speaker 2: Back to school.
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  Speaker 6: And we're doing it to show our appreciation. Along with
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  Speaker 6: our Oreos that are coming out.
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  Speaker 5: The Look Oreos.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yes, Barbara Ann. Read the copy for the Look Oreos.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You can read it out loud to the camera.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can read it out loud, honey. Come on, honey.
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  Speaker 4: The Look Oreos coming to CVS, Rite Aid, and any
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  Speaker 4: place you can get your cookie. Now choose the right cookie.
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  Speaker 4: Get your cookie.
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  Speaker 5: Please, you can get your cookie. Who's writing the copy?
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  Speaker 1: Who's writing this copy? I'm sorry. We've been on the
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  Speaker 1: air 53 years and nobody knows how to write a copy.
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  Speaker 5: Jesus, that sounds like she's talking about her vagina, you
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  Speaker 5: fucking idiots.
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  Speaker 2: You expect a memo later. I will be sending another
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  Speaker 2: one of my famous in our office memos.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I will be sending one of my texts to
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  Speaker 1: the wrong person. I will be sending a lot of
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  Speaker 1: emojis to a camera op.
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  Speaker 2: I will be sending a reply all memo to one
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  Speaker 2: person accidentally.
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  Speaker 6: And I will be re-downloading Slack and asking how to
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  Speaker 6: log in so I could tell somebody that memo was bad.
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  Speaker 4: Join my team if you're excited for Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's as close as we're getting now.
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  Speaker 2: And that's it. So if you agree with us, join
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  Speaker 2: If you're excited for Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 1: Join our team.
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  Speaker 5: We're all excited for Thanksgiving. We're excited for teachers. Kids,
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  Speaker 5: go back to school already.
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  Speaker 4: Go back to school.
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  Speaker 2: We love you. We love you, honey. We love you.
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  Speaker 1: This is The Look signing off. And this has been
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  Speaker 1: artists on artists on artists on artists answering the question.
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  Speaker 3: Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists is an improvised
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