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Nightcap · An ASMR Practice

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Speaker 1: Alright, I'm trying, I'm gonna go ahead and try to
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Speaker 1: stop doing the freaking nicotine pouches, and also, like, I
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Speaker 1: don't know about cigs, but I have a pipe here,
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Speaker 1: I have a corn, I have a corn pipe here.
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Speaker 1: I'm definitely like pro-trump when it comes to whatever kind
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Speaker 1: of medicinal herb you're into. I... I, you know, I
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Speaker 1: hang out with a lot of these people. I think
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Speaker 1: I just heard someone fire a gun in the distance.
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Speaker 2: Maybe a firework? I hang out with a lot of
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Speaker 2: these people who like weed. And I love that for them.
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Speaker 3: But.
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Speaker 4: I.
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Speaker 5: Don't know.
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Speaker 6: They're kind of forgetful.
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Speaker 1: They're a forgetful hulk.
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Speaker 6: This tobacco sucks. I've had good tobacco in my life.
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Speaker 1: I got some local stuff in Vermont. From the freaking Bevden.
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Speaker 6: Oh, from the Bevden.
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Speaker 2: They had this fabulous tobacco. You know a good tobacco.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I guess, yeah, you know a good tobacco
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Speaker 2: is good when it comes in, like when you have
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Speaker 2: to scoop it yourself out of like a glass jar.
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Speaker 1: That's how you know it's good.
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Speaker 6: And there's a semi-local, I mean it's like an hour away.
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Speaker 2: There's a pretty cool tobacco store with a pretty cool guy.
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Speaker 6: And his assistant's pretty cool too. But I will say,
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Speaker 6: I sniffed a.
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Speaker 1: Lot of their tobaccos. Oktoberfest last year. I went in there,
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Speaker 1: the assistant was working. And I was like, I'm going
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Speaker 1: to sniff some of your stuff, dude.
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Speaker 6: And it wasn't like the stuff in Vermont, man.
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Speaker 1: My old roommate put me on the stuff in Vermont.
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Speaker 6: She was like, just smell this real quick.
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Speaker 1: She was like, baby girl, come smell this real quick.
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Speaker 6: And I did, and I was like, dang, this stuff
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Speaker 6: is fire. Dang.
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Speaker 1: Dang. And I sniffed a lot of the artisan stuff
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Speaker 1: in this other city, town, whatever you want.
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Speaker 6: To call it.
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Speaker 1: And I wanted to like it, but I didn't.
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Speaker 6: And this stuff that I got here, not good.
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Speaker 2: I did not buy this. Somebody else bought this. Last
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Speaker 2: time I smoked this, though, it made me really sleepy.
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Speaker 2: So I'm hoping this is like my nightcap. getting cold
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Speaker 2: i can't believe how cold.
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Speaker 6: It's getting.
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Speaker 1: My old math teacher was right she was showing she
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Speaker 1: posted the freaking persimmons.
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Speaker 6: She posted the freaking persimmons on her freaking.
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Speaker 2: Facebook and i was like she was like it's gonna
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Speaker 2: be a cold winter and it's not even winter.
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Speaker 6: And it's freaking cold dude.
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Speaker 2: I might have circulation issues i don't know i think
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Speaker 2: i think women just kind of run a little colder
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Speaker 2: or something like.
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Speaker 5: That my freaking sister she's so funny she's like she
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Speaker 5: had an intrusive.
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Speaker 2: Thought I think people get these a lot in my
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Speaker 2: presence yeah I know dude and I you know I
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Speaker 2: got some plans tomorrow I'm gonna do some like you
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Speaker 2: know target practice just for funsies and actually I don't
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Speaker 2: even know I thought it was I thought that I
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Speaker 2: didn't realize these were like penciled in plans. I thought
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Speaker 2: these were like plans.
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Speaker 4: I guess I misunderstood.
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Speaker 7: Whatever. Whatever.
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Speaker 2: But yeah so I thought I had like for sure
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Speaker 2: plans at like 8 in the morning.
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Speaker 7: Turns out.
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Speaker 2: I had penciled in plans that were going to be
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Speaker 2: determined whether or not they're happening at eight-ish in the morning.
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Speaker 2: And so, hold on, hold on.
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Speaker 7: It's ASMR. It's literally ASMR.
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Speaker 2: Everybody pees, guys.
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Speaker 7: Literally everybody pees.
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Speaker 4: I don't know what to tell you. My cat is
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Speaker 4: just rubbing up on me This guy's obsessed with me.
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Speaker 1: Um....
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So, you know, I had to go to the store
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Speaker 2: and get some ammunition for target practice, right?
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Speaker 7: For these plans that I thought I definitely had.
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Speaker 2: But now it's, like, Pretty up in the air.
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Speaker 5: And, uh.
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Speaker 6: My sister.
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Speaker 2: My sister has this intrusive thought. She goes, I just
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Speaker 2: had an intrusive thought.
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Speaker 5: I was like, what?
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Speaker 8: She's like, I don't want to hurt your feelings. I
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Speaker 8: was like, girl, you cannot hurt my feelings.
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Speaker 5: What's up?
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Speaker 3: She's like, no, no, no, no, no.
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Speaker 6: I don't want to say it.
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Speaker 2: I was like.
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Speaker 7: I was like, if you don't say it, I swear.
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Speaker 4: I.
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Speaker 7: Swear I'm gonna crash out. See, that's what I mean.
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Speaker 7: It makes me sleepy.
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Speaker 6: I like being sleepy, though.
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Speaker 7: It's, like, an appropriate time to be sleepy, I think.
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Speaker 7: I can't wait to be woken up.
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Speaker 5: In, like, two hours.
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Speaker 9: Maybe I'll sleep through it. That'd be really, really dope.
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Speaker 9: I used to be a pretty difficult, like, to wake
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Speaker 9: up person. But now it's like, now I just, I
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Speaker 9: wake up and I'm mad. I wake up at everything
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Speaker 9: and I'm mad.
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Speaker 8: And my sister goes, because I just bought ammunition, and
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Speaker 8: she was like, she's like, you've been so angry lately.
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Speaker 8: You've been so angry lately.
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Speaker 7: Would it offend you if I kept your ammunition for
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Speaker 7: the night?
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Speaker 1: I said, I laughed, I laughed.
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Speaker 7: And she's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm like, girl.
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Speaker 2: I was like, you can keep my ammunition if that's
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Speaker 2: going to make you feel better, sure.
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Speaker 7: Like, what the actual heck? Nobody trusts me. Very few
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Speaker 7: people trust me. It's like, good.
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Speaker 3: Keep it that way.
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Speaker 5: Literally keep it that way. Whatever.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, then she's like, she's like apologizing, apologizing, apologizing, apologizing.
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Speaker 5: And I'm like, girl, what?
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Speaker 3: I was like, what are you sorry for?
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Speaker 7: You spoke your mind. Like, what are you sorry for?
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Speaker 5: It's literally fine.
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Speaker 7: I was like, you can keep it.
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Speaker 3: It doesn't matter. It really doesn't matter like that.
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Speaker 7: So, yeah, that's basically my story.
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Speaker 2: I think I gotta go to bed now. Definitely gotta
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Speaker 2: go to bed now.
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Speaker 7: We'll see.
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Speaker 6: We'll see what the future holds.
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Speaker 2: I'm feeling good about it. Everybody's worried.
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Speaker 6: Everybody's worried. I'm feeling good about it, though.
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Speaker 2: For the record, please let the record show that I'm
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Speaker 2: feeling good about it.
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Speaker 3: I don't know what the heck y'all are freaking out about.
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Speaker 4: This is so stupid. Bye.