Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #403 We Don't MANIFESTO the Same
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- 0:00What up? And welcome back to another episode here that we don't smoke the
- 0:04same podcast here on a fucking dope Thursday. You know what I'm saying,
- 0:08Happy Thursday to everybody. Thank you for joining us on this morning. I
- 0:13know that we usually do it in the evening, but we had a little
- 0:15switch around. There's a lot of things going on. Uh, but nonetheless
- 0:19joining me is my toxic ass co host. What's up? Exavier? Sup?
- 0:24Dog? What's up? What's up? It is? It is weird
- 0:26today. I did wake up at a different time than that and get a
- 0:28haircut. I'm here ready to smoke, wake and bake on a Thursday.
- 0:33It's a different kind of energy in the morning though, man, cause like
- 0:36at night, man like sometimes I'm get her lovely hair got bro Well,
- 0:40I mean you are. I know you start your day around seven. By
- 0:43the time we're done with the podcast is like nine thirty ten, So you
- 0:46got like like what fifteen sixteen hour day? Yeah, you're done, done,
- 0:51done and talking done done, hearing people talk, no offense to no
- 0:54one. But you know the concept is good chop. Yeah, you get
- 0:57tired of everything. I'm like one of those people and I go when I
- 1:00get tired. I'm done, bro, like for real, like you shut
- 1:03off like that. M yeah, like I'm not gonna lie like I felt.
- 1:08So you know how I went with George to San Diego for the concrete.
- 1:11Did you even perform? Yeah? Yeah yeah yeah I opened up for
- 1:15concrete and ship it was closed, dope. We did like a private event.
- 1:18It was like a total private event. It was like a podcast.
- 1:21And does he put on wigs when he does stand up? No? He
- 1:23does. I just picture him very like no. But he is like like
- 1:26like not talking about his stand like not talking a smack or nothing, but
- 1:30he is like he is very animated, like he does like a girl voices.
- 1:34Yeah. Yeah, he does his voice shit that I don't do.
- 1:36But and it works out for he's got it. He's got the long wig
- 1:38and shaite he like, I mean, not the long wig, he's got
- 1:42the long hair. So one of his bits, he's like, I'm not
- 1:45gonna do his bit, but he's like, and I take off and I
- 1:47take off and no, no, and I take off my my scrunch or
- 1:51whatever, and then he does the whole thing with his hair and it looks
- 1:55good on stage, you know, because it's like perfect from but he killed.
- 1:57Then George killed. But it was like it was like a private,
- 2:01private, like charity event, and it was cool, right, and we
- 2:05were there. We were there pristiando, smoking, chilling, and I had
- 2:08to drive George back. I had to drive George home, so I stopped
- 2:10drinking and we're going. It's like one thirty in the morning, almost two.
- 2:15We've had like a long day, you know. We had to drive
- 2:16to San Diego, get in the hotel, get ready. So we're driving
- 2:20back and I told George. I was like, hey, when we get
- 2:23there, can we smoke a quick blunt and then and then I can go
- 2:25home, like I'll be quiet, like I know, like I know you
- 2:27got your daughter there and I know people are sleeping, you know. He's
- 2:30like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll do quick to Pai was like
- 2:32one thirty, like one o'clock. It was literally like just the smoke list
- 2:37because I don't know, I just want to like cool down for a little
- 2:39bit. And then he's like, yea, yeah, I'll roll it up
- 2:42real quick, smoking you loa at the bas I was like, saus let's
- 2:44do it. So I show up, dog, I show up. I
- 2:47fucking parked the car dog and why is there music bumping dog? And his
- 2:52house? Yeah, his kids are over, they got like a dome plane.
- 2:55There's white clothes on the table. And I just looked at him,
- 3:00like you wanted to come home to peace? Right, like nothing like,
- 3:04no offense to no one, but you know, sometimes you're just home.
- 3:06You're like sons say so. And I got there and I did. I
- 3:10rolled up the blunt left and I was so good, Like you said,
- 3:13I was glad to get to go home to peace because at my house there's
- 3:15gonna be no white clothes, Gon'll be no holes. My dog's just there
- 3:20snoring his ass off because it's already two o'clock in the morning. But that's
- 3:23what I mean, Like, there's sometimes you just want peace, bro.
- 3:24And it was those moments where I looked at George, and George looked at
- 3:28me and he was like not fuck, but he was like, damn,
- 3:30I wanted to come home. And he was mad. No, no,
- 3:32he wasn't even mad like me. You know, he's always a good time
- 3:35and like it's his kids. He loves his kids. But it was that
- 3:38moment where he looked at me, He's like, bro, I'm just tired.
- 3:39I'm ready to go, like call the day and what was going on,
- 3:43like a party. You know, it's Saturday night, Saturday night,
- 3:46bro. They probably came over with They probably came over to his house.
- 3:49He probably told him like, hey, come over, I got some bud
- 3:52smoke up and his pie kids just watching TV and show like. George didn't
- 3:54get mad. We smoked a blunt with them and ship. But it was
- 3:57just those moments where I was like, man, I get I'm to it
- 4:00to come home and as quiet Cyago, I don't know, man like sometimes
- 4:06that that is very valuable when you have peace and quiet, but you have
- 4:11to be one of those people that have to value peace and quiet. Some
- 4:14people don't value that, bro. Okay, George is one of those guys.
- 4:16He lives at it. He lives at a strip club. He's always
- 4:18got Evans in the house side Dick always pulling up. So to him,
- 4:21it's like, I think I valued more my quiet time because when I when
- 4:26I live with George, that's what it is. People always pulling up,
- 4:30Evans in the back, fixing the car, smoking s conte for someone's bong.
- 4:34It's always like it's always like a lid environment and my house is me.
- 4:40It's just me, and I kind of I think, like my dad
- 4:43says, that's to be by yourself. Yeah, and he said, I
- 4:48don't know if that's a good thing. That and then you don't want to
- 4:51live with no one, you know, Like the day he came over and
- 4:55I don't know what he's being loud. My dad spent the night because he
- 4:57uh, I guess he he had to work and it was in those area
- 5:00and he's like it, can I crash? And I was like yeah.
- 5:01Then I woke up, and then he just looked at me and he's sleeping
- 5:04in the living room and he's not making noise. But I got up and
- 5:06I got up and it's like this. But then I was like no.
- 5:10He's like, damn, you are getting used to living on your own,
- 5:12because when you live that, when you live with us, how to wake
- 5:14up? Yeah, you sleep right through it. He's like, not no
- 5:18more. He's like, and you think it's a bad thing to live on
- 5:23your own and get used to it. Why would that be a bad thing,
- 5:29because at one point you're not gonna live on your own for the rest
- 5:31of your life. You know what I'm trying to say. In the weird
- 5:33because it depends are you happy that way, Like you're what you're what makes
- 5:39you happy might not make us happy. So it's just yeah true, Like
- 5:43it's different, bro, Like you know if you don't feel the need to
- 5:46have company, like because at some point when you have a girlfriend, you
- 5:50realize you're like, oh, this is company. This is like company I'm
- 5:54always gonna have and you kind of like that's you. But like I don't
- 6:00think you want that in your life, That's what I'm saying, Like I
- 6:02kind of I kind of don't know if I fucking want that. Shit.
- 6:04So quiet, it's quiet, that's okay, Like like with Rays, like
- 6:10Cement see, like like at Ray's house, I'm sure there's always something going
- 6:13on twenty four seat, That's what I mean. And you're a little kid
- 6:16in that house like just watching TVs or something still going on, see And
- 6:20I kind of like that. But that's different though there's a kid in the
- 6:23house. All there is a kid Ray six and twelve, okay okay,
- 6:28and both of them are the house. Yeah okay, Yeah, foods that
- 6:31that six and twelve. That is like NonStop fucking noise, bro, Like
- 6:36like like that is like NonStop movement. Even if they're not talking, they're
- 6:41fucking making noise by playing with something. Bro. I'm pretty surely it's not
- 6:44that wild. Yeah, but I just kids does get But kids are fucking
- 6:48noisy, bro, They are like kids fucking they fucking make noise, roadblocks,
- 6:53always running. Yeah, straight up. I don't know. I kind
- 6:57of like, see, that's what I'm saying. I kind of miss that,
- 6:59like right now looking at Rain and I'm like, man, I want
- 7:00some of that ship in my house. My ship's why obviously it's solo.
- 7:04I wake up quiet, like the only thing, like I literally wake up
- 7:09and I like, turn on the xbox, fucking put on fucking podcast.
- 7:13Yeah, put on something just so there's like some put pornhos on the xbox.
- 7:17Dude, A liar, liar, you still like no, no,
- 7:23no, no, no, I'll tell you the truth. No. So,
- 7:26the only watch the only time I watched porno on like like a basement
- 7:30TV, like at an older age, is when I'm watching with the chick.
- 7:34That's weird. I can watch You've never done that, You've thought it.
- 7:39I just can't watch porno with a chick. That's my time, bitch.
- 7:42These bitches want to. It's not my it's not my thing. It's
- 7:44just like, yo, we wanna put a porn out. They gotta want
- 7:46Yeah, they wanted to. And I'm like, all right, so okay.
- 7:48I thought you were just like, Hey, we're just gonna watch porno.
- 7:51We're gonna see her and we're gonna watch this. I know that's not
- 7:55that's the way you made it sound like. I was like, Hey,
- 7:57we're gonna we're gonna watch this movie. That would be weird. That'd be
- 8:01weirdest fucking imagine you imagine will We're gonna watch this and we're gonna leave a
- 8:05comment. He rates the video, you do commentary you got I've never that's
- 8:15I mean, this is this has been talked about, but like I can't
- 8:18imagine signing up to porn Hub like type putting in my Google and then you
- 8:22want to retype the password and got to make sure I typed in the right
- 8:24password and then a confirmation code. Famous accounts on there. There's like famous
- 8:30accounts really yeah, Like there's like people that like have like I don't know
- 8:35they it's like having a famous YouTube account like some food. There's fools that
- 8:39comment on every porn video. Dog, those comments are everything. Okay,
- 8:45now you're gonna make can Now you're gonna make me look at the comments and
- 8:48look for these famous accounts like name on it has to be a crazy name
- 8:52like no nut no. Like it's like, I don't know this. I
- 8:54don't know these accounts, but you would see like they have like five stars
- 8:56or is it kind of like on? Like like the fools can when you
- 9:00leave a funny comment and there's like a bunch of likes. Yeah, and
- 9:03sometimes it's junior like yeah, bitch, I left something funny. Pin it.
- 9:07Yeah, I don't know. There's but fools like straw. That's like
- 9:09a goal for somebody to like there's some fools out there that they're like,
- 9:13oh, I just want we have the most like covidn't the fucking fools go
- 9:16whoa? But you gotta think, dude, don't hate on that. You
- 9:18know it pretty feels pretty domb higher, Yes, yeah, but it still
- 9:24feels dope, dog. And I know you felt good, Dog, because
- 9:26you've came in here before and said, bro, I left this funny as
- 9:31comment number one. Most of the time when I say that, it's like
- 9:33foo, I left this most hateful comment that people like. But does it
- 9:37not feel good when you're number one? No matter what? People resonate with
- 9:41the hate I want to project. Sometimes after it's all said and done,
- 9:45no, I kind of feel bad about it because like sometimes I'm like,
- 9:46fooh, I wish youdelt right over today, Like I'll say some fund up
- 9:50ship, bro. I don't know. You can catch me in the comments,
- 9:52like if you're like, if you follow me, I'll leave ship on
- 9:56the foods community. Sometimes I have something stupid to saying. I'll leave a
- 9:58comment and comment like I've had girls tell me like why do you leave comments?
- 10:03Like who cares? And they're right, who cares? Like what matt
- 10:05for me? But for me though, like you're gonna crows me scrolling through
- 10:09Instagram and be like fucking X would say that and it did get a thousand
- 10:13likes? Yeah I did, bitch, Keep moving now that's what it's for.
- 10:18Like, because if you girls that talking, why do you leave comments?
- 10:20I get on us. I'm like, get the Ghanas. Fucking yeah,
- 10:24didn't you get blocked by something by a few people. I always get
- 10:26blocked every fucking Friday that I post my fully toxic, fucking videos I lose,
- 10:33I lose, I lose. I lose followers, probably females, some
- 10:35dudes that like tortas. I don't know what the fuck's going on, but
- 10:39I lose at least twenty to thirty followers every time I post a video,
- 10:41although fully toxic videos of me dissing fat people. This scene girls, that
- 10:46catfish fools. I remember the spaghetti one. I wasn't even I was like,
- 10:52someone said that's racist. Somebody wrote that yeah, and unfollowed me.
- 10:58They said it was racist because black chick was using her fucking thong as a
- 11:01straighten her from fucking spaghetti. And then I decided to fucking make my own
- 11:05spaghetti and I ate the spaghetti. And I made a super comment about it,
- 11:09and someone was like, that's racist. I was, what's racis about
- 11:11it? I'm saying I would eat her fucking spaghetti after she strained it through
- 11:16her fucking thong. Uh. Three eye says. I get some Hella followers
- 11:22for commenting on hell of People's post. He's like up to one thousand.
- 11:26Oh dude, fucking three eyes old fuck around. Yeah, oh man,
- 11:30this motherfucker. Yeah, He'll tell you about the consciousness and psychedelics. He's
- 11:35the king bro. He'll see him everywhere on these random ass fucking pages.
- 11:39Yeah, he was straight he was straight out fucking do that shit. Hey,
- 11:43could we could we switch the video from fucking unlisted to public? I'm
- 11:50just saying, could you do that mid stream? Yeah? And then I
- 11:54listened again. I mean I brought this up, uh, yesterday, but
- 12:01I didn't really get done to the point. No, I was talking about
- 12:03the Acoustic Christmas. Yeah, you know the Red Chili Peppers were supposed to
- 12:07perform, right, don't stop and sip it to the shin dig top down.
- 12:11You know you're gonna win big. We'll get it out the life of
- 12:16devastation. I just know that part. That's that's worth. Guess what,
- 12:22one of their one of the one of the artists got hurt, So instead
- 12:26of canceling Acoustic Christmas, they're gonna keep it going and they're giving them a
- 12:31whole extra day in May. Pretty tight, like a whole chili, whole
- 12:37red Hot Chili Pepper concert just because this foe got hurt. And take it
- 12:41to that kind of sold out already and you can't go and you get an
- 12:43extra day. That's pretty tight. So you get a whole extra day to
- 12:46see the red Hatch. Yeah, you know who? You know who it's
- 12:48got hurt on stage. I don't know if you know about big Toe,
- 12:52big Toe, Yo, what happened to I don't know, but George,
- 12:58anybody has a video on you wouldn't give it to me. I saw it
- 13:01thought full. It's not he it's bad. It's not funny. It's funny
- 13:05because people falling on stage is always funny. Yeah, well yeah, but
- 13:09it's not. It's it's the Hemmet Dog. It's Martine and he's Yeah.
- 13:13No, I'm worried because he's kind of older, he's on the older age.
- 13:15But like, yeah, bro, broken doll, broke more than what
- 13:24happened, though, I think I don't really know. George didn't want because
- 13:26I was telling him to send me the video and he knew. He's like,
- 13:28I know you're gonna post it on your Patreon. I wouldn't. I
- 13:33wouldn't want to do that to Martine though, Like I wouldn't do that ship
- 13:37to him. But I guess he's out for a couple. But I still
- 13:39think he's gonna kind of suck bro because he was like I still think he's
- 13:43gonna be on to he's riding the fuck he was doing the tour and he
- 13:48was getting so much fucking stage time, getting paid paid. Damn dude,
- 13:54that shows crazy. They give us a guess spot to Hooter. Yeah,
- 13:58I'm like, bro, I I want to have him on just to fucking
- 14:01ask him be like you were you were nervous, because that's a big ask.
- 14:03No. I guess they told me so. I ad because I asked
- 14:07the same question. I was like, how Hooter handled it? They're like,
- 14:11bro, he was quiet. Fluffy was trying to give him pointers,
- 14:13and he wasn't even hearing him, because you know how you don't hear that,
- 14:16You know how you're about to go out. You kind of the zone
- 14:18and you're trying to get in the zone. And I guess people were talking
- 14:20to him in this phote Hooter, Hooter, not that you know, I'm
- 14:24just in the zone type of shit. We should have him on for him
- 14:26to talk about it, because it's crazy. Imagine in front of seventy five
- 14:30hundred, seventy five hundred or seventy five thousand, seventy five hundred, that's
- 14:35kind of it's been five hundred. I thought it was like Staple Center,
- 14:41how much the Staples Center? Like okay, he might have done a different
- 14:43venue. I don't know how. I don't know what venue he did.
- 14:46The one George did the night before was seven five hundred, so I know
- 14:48it was at least seventy five hundred. Might have been bigger. I might
- 14:50have could have been even huger. I don't really know. I'm I made
- 14:54that. I didn't make that number up, but I don't know where he
- 14:56performed at. Damn, that's crazy though, hurt like that we're like thank
- 15:01god food no dog, Like thank god bro that I've never broken any bone
- 15:05in my body, Like but you like what I meant by that, like
- 15:11you ever gotten sick or like well I just fucking I know, but where
- 15:15some ship happened where you couldn't perform for two Like that's a big like no
- 15:18moment is not only am I hurt? I can't go on four type ship
- 15:22like I mean, like you were you were sick, but you still one
- 15:24time I kind of when I heard when I was like nobody and you said
- 15:30look at you like I'm going for That's the one time where I was like
- 15:33only moon Like that was die hard for this bro, you show up in
- 15:41a wheelchair, Oh yeah, dude going down the stairs, Oh yeah,
- 15:48by one with with the taed mask on, with the tad mask on me
- 15:54that mask and going nowhere for I mean, he crashed his truck, but
- 15:58like Vegities is like, man, fuck truck. We going to the finals?
- 16:02Oh yeah, you ain't good? Fun? Easy is he going?
- 16:06I don't know. I don't want to ask them because I'm not going.
- 16:07I got two tickets. Though I got two tickets. You know what,
- 16:11Let's get to it, man, put the fox up the MLS. They
- 16:17find the fucking they find the LAFC one hundred thousand dollars, specifically for the
- 16:25North End's actions, for them lighting up mortars and fireworks and smoke bombs and
- 16:30not letting their fucking be affecting the affecting both two minutes of the of the
- 16:36beginning of the game, theseus were just passing the ball back to each other
- 16:38because they couldn't really see it. It was such hello smoke. But they
- 16:42are finding the stadium or they're finding the organization up to twe hundred thousand dollars,
- 16:48and they're trying to find out like who were those people that had the
- 16:51fireworks in their hands, so they can individually find these groups. I mean,
- 16:56that's crazy, But I do you think someone should get fined because it
- 17:00is dangerous? But why are we not fighting the security guards or whoever supposed
- 17:03to secure the premises? If these were all fucking dynamites, we would have
- 17:07all been dead. Yeah exactly. So while we know having better security,
- 17:11how about we fight for that instead of fighting for trying to find out who
- 17:15did it? How about we fucking find out who was on the end that
- 17:18they came in from me? Like, why aren't you fucking patting people down?
- 17:22On the next one, They're gonna walk up to the other. I'm
- 17:23gonna need to search, asshole, Like you want to get searched, don't
- 17:29fucking searched because you could have put it up your ass. The duels are
- 17:33this big food that's like a whole lot deeal though going over your ass?
- 17:41Hey for I didn't know that I matched with the wall Oh yeah yeah.
- 17:45Hey. By before I continue to thank everybody who bought the new hats,
- 17:48go get the Mick High and Hungry collection. Uh literally, The Ronald McDonald's
- 17:53ones almost sold out. The Hamburgler ones kind of sold out. Miss that's
- 18:00grimus one is the woman. I made a lot of extra ones, so
- 18:03go get the grimmest one. I'm hooking everything everybody up with a little insane
- 18:06gift, if you know what I mean. Everybody gets an insane gift.
- 18:08It's Christmas tree season, so and yeah, and also go get the Christmas
- 18:14tree ornaments on my site and on Ray's site, because we both have Christmas
- 18:18ornaments, So make sure you guys go get those, and go get the
- 18:22holiday sweaters. Now, one thing I'm gonna tell you right now, tired
- 18:26of all these fat ass foods always hitting me up, We'll so put the
- 18:29three X what's up? Put the three XS food? Sheep fucking have to
- 18:33be shaved, fucking like a whole fucking a whole fucking fleet of sheep have
- 18:37to be fucking shaved for them to make one fucking caught in three X sweater.
- 18:41Bro. All I'm saying that is I finally had enough sheep that I
- 18:45had to fucking hunting down and I made a few three xcel sweaters available in
- 18:51the fucking sloppy tunes designed. So if there's no three X swetters and I'm
- 18:55not charging you with three X prices because I only made a few of them.
- 18:56There's no three X sweaters being sold on the fucking webs. I don't
- 19:00know what the fuck you're waiting for im. I'm gonna discontinue the three xl
- 19:03because these fat ass fools are all fucking talk bro, every fucking drop that
- 19:07I have, what about three X? What about three X? What about
- 19:11three X? Like foo, I made three X, now, fool,
- 19:15there you go, and if it sells, I'll make more three xs.
- 19:18But let me know that I'm not fucking wasting my time like I was doing
- 19:22a while making fucking mediums and smalls. I still make mediums sometimes sometimes mediums.
- 19:29Sometimes it's very rare. I mainly make it for Ray, like just
- 19:33because I want him to have my gear bro, Like if for real,
- 19:37dog, every sweater that I make gray things, one of the other one
- 19:38goes. So I think Joe Science because he's the medium. But yeah,
- 19:45though, man, salute salute to everybody that, yeah that is copping the
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- 22:56the Los Angeles and downtown area. You can find us at the following two
- 23:02locations at goat Global. You can find us at go Global South La.
- 23:06Go get yourself one of these. Believe me, they got it, and
- 23:08you can also follow I'm sorry, and you can also get it in go
- 23:11Global. Eureka out there. For all my people up there in the Bay,
- 23:15for all my people in the Iland Empire, I didn't forget about you
- 23:19too. I got the phone call. Guess what, all my Sabernardino people.
- 23:23I spend a lot of time out there. You can find it at
- 23:26the following if you're in saber Ordino, and make sure you stop by the
- 23:29one and only cake House in San Bernardino. And for all my people that
- 23:32grew up in the gated community of Lake elsinor like my friend Xavier, make
- 23:36sure you hit up the one and only nug Hub. That's right, like
- 23:40porn Hub, but nug Hub. Make sure you fucking stop by there Lake
- 23:42elsinor get yourself a propad. You can also find a nice healthy amount of
- 23:48inventory at the one and only place in the valley, Green Angel eight one
- 23:52eight. I know it's just one location, but that's gonna change soon,
- 23:56but believe me for right now, stop by Green Angel eight one eight in
- 23:59the Also another spot that you can stop buying downtown LA is the win and
- 24:03only Green Moon on Pico. Make sure you stop by Green and Moon on
- 24:06Pico. And if that's too far for you from the area of Peko where
- 24:10you're at, you can also stop by Foreign on Pico as well, right
- 24:12across from the post office, Foreign on Pico as well. But guess what,
- 24:18I know, this is just California. There's some states out there,
- 24:19like, hey, we need the pro pen too, we need the Propan
- 24:23too. Guess what, Arizona, we thought about you too. Make sure
- 24:26you hit up the healing center right there at the Needles a Z Border.
- 24:30You can stop by there, get hooked up, get yourself from Propen and
- 24:33let them know what's up. We wouldn't be shipped without your stores. We
- 24:37wouldn't be shipped without the people and the patients out there who make this,
- 24:41make it happen. And most importantly all the viewers that are watching this,
- 24:44thank you for requesting us in your store. Let them know that it's Propan
- 24:48or no Pan, and always grab yours whenever you're on the go like that
- 24:56freeze bit. All right, and we're back here on the we don't smoke
- 25:02the same podcast. Thank you so much everybody for watching that informer show.
- 25:07Listen, man, if you want to know if you want to have the
- 25:10pro Pens at your shop, just tag them. Tag your shop taggers,
- 25:14let him know. Benny, myself or one of our sales associates will be
- 25:18down there before you know it. I am gonna you know, I'm gonna
- 25:22go ahead and be there too, and we're gonna be doing demos and giving
- 25:25you all the flavors. You know what, I mean Flavors Flavor town dog.
- 25:30That's somebody I want to I want to meet Flavor Flavor. No guy
- 25:37Fierry, I know you imagine Favor. I've met Flavor Flavor. Yeah,
- 25:45I think I've met him twice. I met him backstage with b Real and
- 25:48like Ice Q concert December Ordino. All right, yeah, like your in
- 25:53the chain. Yeah that must be so annoying. Dogs not. I don't
- 26:00think he wants to wear it no more, but he knows that that's the
- 26:02only way. But what he won't be too Nah, he looks like no
- 26:06disrespect, but he kind of he's like you know how like some old black
- 26:08people they kind of look like jerky. Yeah, he has that very distinct
- 26:12drive up look. No, but you think he wants to carry that stupid
- 26:15clock around? So like, I don't think he needs the clock. I
- 26:18think he does it just like Yo, I'm Flavor Flave. I'm a fucking
- 26:22chuck. De's my brothers like like, I mean, yeah, that's his
- 26:27brother, right, Yeah, I'm not saying that's homie. That's his homie,
- 26:30but you know the brothers, Oh, that's not really his brother.
- 26:33I don't think their brothers did I don't think their brothers either. What the
- 26:37fuck you thought they were siblings? Yeah? Check this, but I doubt
- 26:44it too. I really thought they were siblings too much conspiracy YouTube's I'm not
- 26:52saying they have to look alike. That's who. Somebody said, that's who.
- 26:56George Perest stole my boyfrom wholav Oh my boy, he does say that.
- 27:03I didn't even think about that. Now George talked about the origin of
- 27:06that show yea from the fucking Prison Dog Squirrel. But yeah, they're definitely
- 27:10not siblings. Oh damn. Did you remember his show They Were Love?
- 27:15Yeah, so so cool. Remember that one with the White trash full The
- 27:18Rock of Love, The Rock of Love with Brett Michaels. Yeah yeah,
- 27:22that fool has some hot ass trashy bitches. Oh yeah, that ship made
- 27:26you fucking like, I like what trash And it's funny how we thought they
- 27:30weren't fucking or they were telling us they weren't fucking. They're fuck They fucked
- 27:34everyone in that show, fucked that guy like the Tequila show. That was
- 27:38cool, dude, That's crazy what happened to her? She went straight conspiracy
- 27:41theorists. She's crazy, right, crazy conspiracy theorists. Yeah, like anti
- 27:45Semitic, like going, damn, she's anti she said, she said Hitler
- 27:51didn't do anything wrong, said ship like that were like the Holocaust didn't type
- 27:55of person right there. Yeah, that's crazy, Like trust me, I
- 27:57go down the rabbit hole. But the Acosta Hitler is horrible. Who she
- 28:02looks weird now, bro, Like it's fucking like it's not that hot.
- 28:07It's like disgusting and Christian, you know, the always Christian. At one
- 28:10point she went Christian and then she went back to conspiracies trip so and you've
- 28:15seen fucking that Yankee go Christian? Oh yeah, but I don't understand what
- 28:19you have to stop doing music? If you got a Christian, can't you
- 28:22make Christian music? Can't you make Christians music? We heard about it.
- 28:26Look, you know, but what I was gonna say is I've seen this
- 28:36before, dog, and there's gotta be something to this that like scares them
- 28:42because look for like I I followed for a long time, and these are
- 28:47two of my favorite artists that I fucking followed as a kid, Like I
- 28:52love Dector father Tito fucking that was my faing one of my favorite fucking duos.
- 28:56Bro, gold Star Music. They were on their way to the top.
- 29:00Jay Z wanted to sign them, bro, and that the fucking thing.
- 29:03At the moment, at the cusp of the fame, they even had
- 29:07rock what is it RockA Ward La Fa Media. It was a collaboration with
- 29:10Etro and Father and all this shit. I remember, I was so deep
- 29:12into it. Ector was supposed to be the man and the thron dog,
- 29:17and then from one day to the night he's like, hey, I'm giving
- 29:18all this up. I'm tired of feeling empty and I'm turning my left to
- 29:23God. He's a pastor now and that shit to me fucked me up because
- 29:29I've listened to his music bro, like and and then he still made music,
- 29:33like he made this album called it Jusio Finale that I listened to it.
- 29:37And he even has some reggae throne artists in there that did some pretty
- 29:41impactful songs and some of the shit that he even talks about some Centuria stuff
- 29:45in there, Bro, where I was like, dam man, this kind
- 29:47of it's kind of his home. But I'm like, there's because they're they're
- 29:49Porto Rican and shit or like they're Dominican, and they practiced a lot of
- 29:52that too, So that was my first instant. So it makes me fucking
- 29:56trip out that I'm like, Yo, is that yankee really gonna go down
- 30:00this route? Because I'm like, what's he reached the level of the hector,
- 30:03her father did it, and you still get the way this way.
- 30:07So here's what I got. This is what I've always wondered. Same thing
- 30:11with cavan d You go, you go, you're all satanic, you you
- 30:15make all your millions. She was never satanic, y, she was just
- 30:18God. Dude. If you if you read, if you ude, if
- 30:22you have the Satanic book at your house, you're a little Satanic just because
- 30:26you don't practice it. Okay, I'm I'm not fully Christian, but I
- 30:29have a bib Onlee out across and you can say I grew up A library
- 30:32has mine cough. That doesn't mean they're fucking anti Semitic either. A library
- 30:37though, but someone's personal If someone's personal library has has someone's personal collection has
- 30:42mine coft, I might start questioning that ship dog the fuck is mine?
- 30:47Cough. That's his manifesto, Hitler's manifesto. You never read it. It's
- 30:52crazy, bro, Yeah? Or does he talk about skim thro what skimmed
- 30:56through it? Cliff notes, right, like I hate you. The reason
- 31:02why the reason why he hate Jews on the reason why he's anti Semitic,
- 31:04on because he blames Germany going down after World War One because of them,
- 31:10Like, there's not I'm not there's no logic. I don't believe the logic.
- 31:12But what he to him, there's logic in his brain. And this
- 31:15is why, this is why I hate these fools. Let's go after him.
- 31:18This mine Coft, that happened in his book. Fuck, let me
- 31:21ask you this. You actually sort of read it? Is it bat reading
- 31:27some countries it's banned still to this day. It's crazy, all right?
- 31:32My question is does it even though it doesn't make sense, like like moralistically
- 31:41but doesn't make sense. There's no there there you should never I mean there's
- 31:48no sense of genocide period, and that's what he's doing genocide to him,
- 31:52they're logic. I mean there's no logic, but to him, like after
- 31:56World War two. So after World War two Germany went down. I don't
- 32:00know if you know. During there was a treaty and they had to pay
- 32:01a lot of they had to pay a lot of people for World War one
- 32:07like, you guys were the reason pay us money. So Germany became really
- 32:10poor, but the Jews stayed rich. Jews are always rich. And Hilar
- 32:15was like, what the Fun's always rich? And the Hillar was like,
- 32:16what the fuck's going on? So he started blaming them, and he just
- 32:20started stealing their ship, going in there, stealing their stuff and locking them
- 32:24up and then doing what Hillar did. And I mean there's no, there's
- 32:29never okay. It's like saying, and you're could you think what Israel's doing
- 32:37to Gaza is okay? And their eyes and the eyes it is here we
- 32:42go do come on man, No, No, he's asking me if what
- 32:44Hillary does okay. It just depends. It just depends on the way you
- 32:47see it. To some people like are terrorists and to other ones they're freedom
- 32:52fighters. Hey are we public? No, this is patron only. Oh.
- 32:55I was gonna say, can we turn it on the public. Let's
- 33:00get a little bit of supertans. Let's just get a little bit of super
- 33:06Chans. But hey, trust me, we're still gonna give you guys calient.
- 33:08We're gonna go blogging me. It's gonna go vlogging and bowling and ships
- 33:12so we're gonna start out, You're gonna start our old macn. We kind
- 33:15of want to just let people know we're back on YouTube for a little bit.
- 33:19So we gave you guys a little bit before, but we really appreciate
- 33:22you guys. Oh, there is an exclusive blog then that I will be
- 33:25putting on there that I cannot put on YouTube because I do not want to
- 33:29incriminate anybody. You don't get to either, huh huh. No, that's
- 33:34only for Patreon subscribers only. We're gonna raffle this at the end of the
- 33:37month. I want to see it for goot. But yeah, the last
- 33:46day, the last episode, the last episode, right before Christmas, we're
- 33:50gonna raffle this off with the switch only we're gonna wrap it up too,
- 33:53and we're gonna put it under the tree. Yeah. Yeah, how much
- 33:55you gotta pay to get into Patreon it to tend tier that we're gonna open
- 34:00up. I think we should just give it verybody on patren something like that.
- 34:05That's a lot to keep track over, bro, that's a lot of
- 34:07people in there. You want me to and then, yeah, yes,
- 34:12I am in charge. People take hundred and ninety fucking people and Exiber's gonna
- 34:15manually look through all those people. No, I'm just gonna put them in
- 34:19the little circle thing and then press the button the right. Yeah, but
- 34:22you have yeah, you don't. You have no idea how you get all
- 34:24these people. Bro. You have to look Yeah, you have to look
- 34:27through the emails, dude, you have to look through all the Patreon because
- 34:30unless you know who's who, I'm telling you, we're figuring it out.
- 34:34But that's what happens. Yeah, it's gonna be for a certain tier everybody.
- 34:37Yeah, but they said fuck I am late at fuck. Uh no,
- 34:40we just kind of opened it up and uh to the to the public,
- 34:44but Patreon got most of the show and then it's gonna probably go back
- 34:45to Patreon straight up for you motherfuckers, bro, because I mean, and
- 34:52shout out to all the people on Patreon, bro, because you know,
- 34:54if it wasn't for you guys, we wouldn't have kept the float for the
- 34:58time being. And we still don't know it's unsure water waters that we're traveling
- 35:04on here with YouTube. You guys know how they are with us. So
- 35:07uh, you know, thank you everybody for your you know, endless amount
- 35:10of support. So are you are Are you already in the Christmas spirit?
- 35:16I know you love Christmas, but I don't. I do love Christmas,
- 35:21but I don't really feel like in the Christmas spirits. Yeah, I feel
- 35:23not yet, Like I don't know. I kind of want I kind of
- 35:25want my Grandma to be put to rest already first, and then just then
- 35:29ILL be able to be like, all right, let's you know, Christmas
- 35:31spirit it up. Guy. I'm gonna I mean, I'm gonna probably get
- 35:35you know, I think I think this will help you. I want the
- 35:37Disneys full Christmas right now. Yeah, I want the tree. I'm gonna
- 35:43get the tree tomorrow when I cut out, because before I go to Koreas,
- 35:46I'm gonna stop by home Depot and go get the tree. And then
- 35:49I'm gonna have ray uh filmed, uh little blogging tree. You do a
- 35:53time lapse, So put in the ornaments, ornaments and all that ship and
- 35:59you come over here and then we can go eat your cardas Gordaz is fire
- 36:02bro. He has a new clam chowder. Shout out to Chef backer Man.
- 36:08Yeah dog yeah. Also, make sure everybody, you guys get your
- 36:10tickets for the High Hungry toy drive. All right, so there will be
- 36:15tattoos, twenty five dollars tattoos. Baby Martha will be doing tattoos there.
- 36:20So make sure you guys stop by. It's gonna be a badass time with
- 36:22high and hungry designed specifically for there. All right, who's gonna be I
- 36:28know who? The first fools they're gonna get tattooed are two white boys Tyler
- 36:31Sean. Yeah, Chili too, Chili, Chill get a tattoo. Where's
- 36:36she gonna get it her face? No? I just I don't know you
- 36:40Chili would probably get a tattoo. Yeah, But all I'm saying is is,
- 36:46yeah, so she's gonna be there there. Look, let me let
- 36:49me look through the actual list. Bro, everybody make sure you're registering.
- 36:52I want you guys to pull up man this. I don't know if I'm
- 36:53gonna do it again there, uh, because we kind of need a bigger
- 36:58space, a bigger space, but we are gonna do. Uh. We
- 37:01don't smoke the same live before we go to Japan, but before I go
- 37:05to Japan, And you know what I'm saying, We're gonna give you guys
- 37:07a lot of the stuff that I felt that we didn't give you guys this
- 37:12year just because ship. Hey, sometimes it doesn't go the way you want
- 37:15to. Life has a weird way of fucking making sure that you know you
- 37:17guys have things differently. But yeah, come make sure you guys come eat
- 37:22some Axiom barbecue stop by a Shad will be there. She will have a
- 37:24booth. My homie enough glass with the dinosaur pieces. Go get somebody's heady
- 37:29stuff. Hey, plus products, what is like all Boston stuff? And
- 37:32no, we don't smoke the same stuff no more. But what is it?
- 37:36Flea Kong will have a booth. Of course, gonna have something we
- 37:38don't smoke the same merch scumbags. I will have some pro pans in my
- 37:43booth. Ray will have a booth. What is it? Yeah, and
- 37:46the Chili will have a booth. So make sure you guys pull up.
- 37:50It's gonna be a good time, yo h. I gotta ask you.
- 37:53I know you're a gamer, more game, You're a bigger gamer than me,
- 37:57and I'm kind of excited for it, so I think you have to
- 38:00be a little bit more exciting. We haven't talked about yeah, but g
- 38:02T A six is coming out. Every room's mad. Everyone's acting like the
- 38:07game hasn't came out before, acting like, well, you get to run
- 38:09over women. All these feminists are mad and ship and Elon Musk said,
- 38:15that's like my favorite. That's what I'm saying, Like, the game is
- 38:17for you to do it in the fake world so you don't have to do
- 38:21it in real life, right, A little bit of that Who fucking who
- 38:23was the one that was complaining about it. He's like, you have to
- 38:25kill the cops. I was like, well, they're shooting at Elon Musk.
- 38:29Musk was saying that he don't play g t A. You shouldn't be
- 38:30playing g t A. You're you're creating Tusla's, aren't you busy? Dog?
- 38:35This is for We've been shooting people since the G t A three.
- 38:37Dude, thank you. M Let these people know. It's not the first
- 38:40time it comes out, old ladies, old man. But it does look
- 38:44pretty dope, dog, it does. I'm not gonna lie. I think
- 38:46that's I think that's gonna be the game that's gonna make me get a PS
- 38:50five. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't come with Xbox. I don't have
- 38:53an Xbox. Oh need to get a PS five? I don't. I
- 38:57don't. I don't have a PlayStation at all. To get a PS five,
- 39:00yeah, yeah, I would get a PlayStation. I've always been a
- 39:02Sony guy, okay, yeah, just ever since them Japanese broy is that
- 39:10that's a that's a that's a Japanese creation, right bro. Yeah, I'm
- 39:15telling you, America, I'm gonna try to see it. I don't like
- 39:16trying to see if I get the first PlayStation out there, like more American
- 39:22you guys and everything. It's fucking Microsoft over fucking Sony any day. It's
- 39:28America, Bro, I got a Microsoft product. I'm a fucking mac is
- 39:34America too, though. Get a PC, I don't want to get a
- 39:37PC. PC is a whole different thing. You gotta be in front of
- 39:38the computer, China. It's a lot of work, yeah, man like
- 39:43that. It just seems a lot. You don't play on your PC,
- 39:45huh not really? No, Yeah, it's not a gaming ship. But
- 39:49yeah, see there's a gaming laptop, but no need for me to do
- 39:53that. I think that's what I think. That's what Xbox in places like
- 39:57I prefer just getting a console. Yeah, That's what I meant is if
- 40:00I'd rather just get an. I want to play games. I wanted on
- 40:02a console. Yeah, I see, I'm just fucking on porn hump.
- 40:06You know it's too easy. Yeah, I remember. I'm trying to stay
- 40:12away from it. That's what video games are for. Fucking PlayStation two had
- 40:15online, right, M three PlayStation Yeah, you just had a hard wire
- 40:21at the back. You're right, because Xbox had the first. Xbox had
- 40:23online, the big the big black one, the green one. That one
- 40:25was online, the Halo because I remember playing Halo online on that Damn.
- 40:30I played soa co on. I played Tony Hawk, I played Medtle Girl
- 40:32Solid three when they had the online. That ship was tied. Hey,
- 40:37so I sent you that ship about about the Pokemons and the gays. I
- 40:42mean it's not necessarily like you don't find you don't you you you don't thought
- 40:45it was funny, No, it kind of got annoyed. You don't think
- 40:50fucking Misty and fucking the Rocket Power were a little bit on the on the
- 40:54Misty was not gay or not Missy. I mean I was talking about Rocket
- 40:58Power Team rocket Tea. Yeah. There. You need to get your franchises
- 41:04correct. Yeah, I mean I don't think Team Rockett was gay. No,
- 41:09No, they were definitely like, you know, associates, you know,
- 41:13partners, because they were they were dating. Because when I was a
- 41:16kid, I definitely thought their boyfriend and girlfriend they were never dating. Yeah.
- 41:20See when I was a kid, I was like, bro I didn't
- 41:22know what Bony was, but I was like, they're dating, they're together.
- 41:27Some cous said they did behind the curtain, you know. I don't
- 41:30know. Jesse just didn't seem like he had it in them. Jesse seemed
- 41:32kind of gay. No, I'm sorry, James, James, James,
- 41:36Yeah, James seemed very fucking gay. Like Rock. There's there's no Rock
- 41:44in the new Brock. No, there's no Brock in the new show right
- 41:46series or whatever. No Brock left to like pursue like a life of like
- 41:51nursery like or like Pokemon research or something like. What I was what I'm
- 41:55asking is when did they stop? When didn't they cancel him? Basically because
- 42:00he was fucking manyacs was trying to get laid and the Joho Joto or Joto
- 42:05fucking region. I think like that's when like they got rid of Brock.
- 42:08He did come back, though, he comes back, but he's not like
- 42:10that no more like, he's more like. He's more like, he's more
- 42:15like. Yo, this is the research I've got. Look at the pokemon
- 42:17like cod type of thing. But they ruined him. In other words,
- 42:22I've been fucking all the nurses all the I got it out of my system.
- 42:27Yeah, I got it out of my system, dude, they're no
- 42:29more made all the geo dudes. Watch dude, because yeah, that makes
- 42:34sense on it. Because he was hard as a rock, and you know,
- 42:36he's a big old fucking rock monster rockh And he was black. It
- 42:40was long, he was great. He was black. He was black.
- 42:44Onyx was not black, No, Brock, Brock was not black. It
- 42:47was just very tan. Well he was black, dude. You guys didn't
- 42:50think he was a black dude. Come on, I'm gonna look it up
- 42:52right now. We're lying, right, you guys really thought he was just
- 42:55a tan ass white guy. No, he's a black guy. He wasn't.
- 42:59Why. He for sure was like some kind of he was some kind
- 43:01of like jungle Asian. Okay, maybe Asian, Okay, I'll give you
- 43:06Asian, but he was I think he was black just so he didn't drop
- 43:07the end bomb, does not make him not black, dude, it's a
- 43:12nigga. He throws out the fucke like that. No, he goes like
- 43:20this, like, okay, maybe he wasn't black black he was he wasn't
- 43:25black because if he was black, he would have said Kobe. I found
- 43:30it through Reddit. It doesn't actually have a raise. However, he has
- 43:36dark skin and Asian eyes, which are common traits of Mongolian people. Shot
- 43:40Mongolian people, as this person says, I believe he's intended to be from
- 43:46Okinawa, and they tend to be very ten compared to most Japanese and can
- 43:52be from different the ness ethnic groupings like the U Kion. You don't might
- 44:00be right on this that I think about it, because Japanese don't like the
- 44:02black. Nah. The darker your skin is in Japan, so then I'm
- 44:08not like if you're if you're dark Jepanese food, he was, probably they
- 44:13do not like you, right, He's probably just more like a Filipino Filipinos.
- 44:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, more like more like a darker Pacific Islanders.
- 44:24I don't know if it's fucking cartoon. Those rice, those rice donuts
- 44:30that he would make. Yeah, have you had one? I always wanted
- 44:31to eat the food that they would make, bro. Like, and then
- 44:34when I went to Japan, I did eat some of it, like some
- 44:37of those rice cakes and some of those fish cakes and shit like that,
- 44:40you know, like we eating soups. And you're just like, damn,
- 44:44honestly, I'm looking forward to that ship, bro, Just going to just
- 44:46looking forward to that ship. Oh you see the homies out there, the
- 44:50bike guys, they're out there, fucking mobn out there on bikes, out
- 44:53there, angering Asian angering fucking chaos. Japan's nice, subtle, you know,
- 45:00rolling around with this black like sliding in the fucking and the subway like
- 45:04it's back like it's America and ship and these fucking Japanese people are just like,
- 45:08I feel bad for your mother. No I did not say that,
- 45:12but there causing havoc, dude, Not to you. Not what Japan's used
- 45:17to, Dude, Not what Japan's used to. He's over there just like
- 45:22hell, No, I go out there, respectful dog. I'm like master
- 45:23splinter dog. You know. I'm like, I'm like, man, you
- 45:29don't bring up Pearl Harbor or something. Oh no, this their country fucking
- 45:32swept it up under. We got a super chat God, damn fucking three
- 45:39eyes dog, three eyes coming in hot today. Get his dog set in
- 45:44the standard. See we should have never gone public. Look at these foods.
- 45:45He's another non super chatters to help me. Three Eyes always Homeie,
- 45:52Yeah, salute to you. Three eyes Dog all the way in Denver.
- 45:58I want to try his ship. He's he's posting about it some d MT.
- 46:01You know who did DMT. I'm not even lying, not even making
- 46:04this ship up. I'll show you the text. Guess who did d MT
- 46:07and texted me true. No, I don't want to try one more time.
- 46:12It's a good guess. It's it's a guest, very close side Eddy.
- 46:17No, he said he did. He was d n d n T
- 46:21with this hord shata. If you don't know what a horg schata means,
- 46:22a Mexican whore. He was doing d MT with this hord shata. And
- 46:27he said that in the d MT saw colors and then he saw his kids.
- 46:31I sort of got he said that, bro, and I was like,
- 46:34you're lying, and he's like, no, bro, and then I
- 46:36left, like always, it's like this such a piece of ship. And
- 46:39I told George and George, George, that is being funny. George was
- 46:43like, Bro, that's funny, but like stop stop dogg and I'm like,
- 46:47check your text messages. And he told George the same thing and that
- 46:52he was on DMT with the hord Shata and then he saw his kids and
- 46:54I was like, fucking eddy dog. So now I kind of want to
- 46:58try d MT. I want almost a halfsome my tech. I don't know,
- 47:05like I'm down, but I'm not down. Also, like what are
- 47:07my k on his birthday? Like? What am I going to see if
- 47:09if I sees his kids? Am I going to see what my ex m
- 47:14H. I don't know, We're gonna see fucking my ancestors. Imagine you
- 47:21see men, see men, I'm fucking stupid. Yeah, I don't know.
- 47:30I would just like that just seems a little bit like I have.
- 47:34I'm not d MTM Chill doesn't really sound too good to me. Yeah,
- 47:37but you don't do anything in CHILL he's on. First of all, I
- 47:40don't know, Bro, the last the last NOS fucking session we had,
- 47:44Bro, Like, I think that should weakened my lungs and that's how I
- 47:47ended up getting sick. That's what I just said. You don't ever do
- 47:51anything, chill, how to microdose? Last night? Mushrooms? Okay,
- 47:55was it cool? Nice chocolates, no intense. I was watching Succession,
- 48:00so I was just like, whoa, this is fucking rich people are fucking
- 48:02babies, all this fucking money, bro in power, and they're bitching about
- 48:07a couple of billions that they already have. That's so cool, but it's
- 48:12great. It shows the hemocracy. How you gotta watch it. You watch
- 48:17like, it's just trippy, how the world works. I'm not saying that
- 48:23the show is an actual depiction of life and business, but it's pretty fucking
- 48:30close enact these rich people like that. Yes, yes, there's families like
- 48:35that period. Though you know something, there's something's different about this water.
- 48:42You like it or not. It's cool, but it's like it's like it's
- 48:44almost like it's not even water but it is though. Yeah. And also
- 48:52this fucking new device I don't know all right. For Lewis and Spinoza,
- 48:55who asked, what's up with the live yesterday? Patreon food, So that's
- 49:01what I yeah, yeah, so yeah, they're going on Patreon, So
- 49:05we're enlisting them. So you only catch it live live or you gotta go
- 49:07watch the reruns on Patreon. So for everyone asking, that's where they're at.
- 49:12If you watched it and you didn't watch it, you want to rewatch,
- 49:15You're like, oh, dog, I enjoyed when Tommy was singing.
- 49:16I want to go catch it over the Patreon. Gotta he's got to develop
- 49:21the tupacs. He's got to. He's got a couple of bangers, bro,
- 49:24I want to get it tattooed like that One's not that impressive to me.
- 49:29Come mom, bro, you your two box tupac one is the one
- 49:31those slap Yeah, that one that ship is in w we gotta bring cheat
- 49:39though back just so you can help and finish that song. I don't.
- 49:45I'm like for this woman like this was just like he's just lying his way
- 49:49through life. Bro. Yeah, bro, one lie at a time,
- 49:52one lion, one doctor Pepper at the time in the comic. Get him
- 49:57another soda, Get him another one. We should have got him a two
- 50:00liter in the morning. Though. We fucked up. We should we fucked
- 50:04up. We all should drink. We all should have drank the two liter
- 50:07and see who sucks it up the most. Okay, first of all,
- 50:08no, we're not getting kidney stones. Right, I'll drink those six sounds
- 50:13can the little tiny canny. He's like, what, like, I'll do
- 50:16one my size? Hey, how about how how about next time we get
- 50:21those little those little hundred calory cans, right, yeah, and we get
- 50:23like a grip of them, right, and we're like, all right,
- 50:25Tommy, how manyomi do you can knock out throughout the whole show? And
- 50:30like if he like, lit'sten from right here to the end of the table
- 50:31dog, If he knocks out at one hundred calories each dog, we should
- 50:36like because that seems more impressive. If he, like, dude, if
- 50:39he takes down like three rolls of like all these solas. Bro, Yeah,
- 50:44that's impressive. He's an impressive dude. Dude, people don't know tom
- 50:46is impressive. I mean that's like unhealthy impressive though, Bro, Sacrifices got
- 50:52to be made, Jared, who what do you mean? What do you
- 50:57mean? What? What the what? Whathere? Did that come from?
- 51:00How he was fat? Like, sometimes sacrifices do pay off. I'm not
- 51:04saying what he did is good, obvious, no piece of ship, but
- 51:06like he got he got famous from being fucking fat, from skinny, then
- 51:10you know that proved to be a scam, right, was it really?
- 51:13Yeah, he got some surgery done too. No, yeah, damn.
- 51:21It was a fucking piece of ship the whole way around, a pedophile.
- 51:22Fucking yeah, dude, that's that's that's a bad example. No, I
- 51:27was saying that an example. I was saying. I was saying, being
- 51:30from drastic ship happens. That's crazy though. Yeah, I didn't know.
- 51:34I really thought. You see somebody shot up fucking Vegas again some school.
- 51:37Yeah, some fool was just fucking opening fire. But that's kind of crazy
- 51:42though, because in Vegas everybody can have a bestole. You know what,
- 51:45it's open carry. Yeah, fool, you could think, I mean,
- 51:47I know, you can have concealed carry, you can have conceal care,
- 51:51but it's not open carry. I can. Yeah. But still though,
- 51:52fool, I would be like, like GF godfather due that dude has a
- 51:58crazy gun collection, like, uh, you know the wrestler at that dude's
- 52:04fucking ready for the apocalypse, dog, Like what does he have? Like,
- 52:07just dude, do you remember that? Do you remember that scene and
- 52:09Terminator where they fucking open as a fucking little ship. You guys are on
- 52:14weapon duty. That motherfucker has a closet like that. I like Matt Robinson,
- 52:19he has a closet like that. Yeah, foot a fucking oozy.
- 52:22Damn, that's crazy. Yeah what about Isa? I remember like that.
- 52:27I remember remember a fucking grand toorno and he was just like what's up?
- 52:30And that food pulls up a little good that the fucking nation food. Like
- 52:34it's like, like, yo, you can't fuck the Asian guns. Dog?
- 52:37Oh, have you ever held a Noosy? I was kind of tight.
- 52:40Have you ever held a Newsy? No? It feels too cool,
- 52:45Like it's like it's small, but you just go like I can just it
- 52:49would get out of hand. Somewhere out there. There's a picture of me
- 52:52with the A K forty seven, remember, yeah, you remember that fucking
- 52:57picture huh with Ray? But who was it? I'd just rather not say
- 53:01that it wasn't yours, it was not mine. But like you remember that
- 53:07picture, dog, I remember that night. We were just I don't know
- 53:12what we were doing in that house, just getting tattoos. Yeah, like
- 53:16we're just chilling, like it's not like a good house to be at.
- 53:21It was tight. Bro Y had a lot of good ass times there,
- 53:28Dude. That ship is crazy to think they were just like what the fuck?
- 53:31But I mean we were in the mix. Just you don't care when
- 53:36you're younger food, Like you don't really care about a lot of things,
- 53:37and just do you ever think about like how careless you You're just like younger
- 53:42food. Like there was no bullets in the chambers, so it's all good.
- 53:44Yeah, of course I had them. In the other hand, though,
- 53:47you guys lived, you guys, you guys partied here when you guys
- 53:51partied, but like when we house partied out there and Dai and like as
- 53:57were in Paris. They're like acra homes and people to give you an address
- 54:02and you get your map quest or before like internet work. They worked,
- 54:07but it didn't really work. Like sometimes you'd get it there and you'd get
- 54:09to these houses and you just put down the window, find out where the
- 54:13house was at go to the house and I'm sketched out and I'm a dude,
- 54:16dog, I'm a dude and I'm sketched out. I'm like, bro,
- 54:19it's is sketchy, not dog. And there's females at this party,
- 54:22Homie, You're like, man, these bitches really want dick that bad.
- 54:27That they're willing to get fucking like raped and go to this this like acre
- 54:30house party in the middle of the woods, the middle of like the desert
- 54:34type of shit on a fucking Friday night, and you're just like, Bro,
- 54:37that's sketchy shit like being there. You know how easy it is for
- 54:40people to disappear and a house party like that, you starts being bato you're
- 54:44fourteen fifteen, Yeah, like just yeah, dumb ass shit, brumb ass
- 54:47shit, dumb ass shit. Dog like literally now I think about it,
- 54:51like, bro, like why but then our kids are gonna do that.
- 54:54Our kids are gonna do dumb ass shit, So you don't have them,
- 54:59dog, you're having kids? Huh you're having kids? Yeah, I probably
- 55:05am. Yeah, Yes, I mean having kids. I don't know why.
- 55:09He just wants to sit here and are you like he's not having kids?
- 55:13Act like you're white and Rock leave that to Rock when ye like,
- 55:16when Rock says he's not having kid I believe it, do or argue with
- 55:20that? For I don't even ask him, but like his lady text him
- 55:22what he's when he says that, he's like, that's right, that's right.
- 55:24Yeah with you, I don't even believe you, bro, Like I
- 55:27don't believe you, Like, I just know, even if it's late in
- 55:30the game, even if you have a kid, like we never got to
- 55:32be a Joey Diaz. Yeah, like Sam Tripp, I know you're gonna
- 55:36have a Yeah, you're gonna be like, Damn, I really didn't have
- 55:39a kid. You're gonna see me with two kids running around all happy at
- 55:42the soccer games, You're like, fuck, dude, I'll be at the
- 55:45tennis game. Yeah, you'll be over it. You'll be like, oh,
- 55:49funk does no one to fucking bowl with now, Dude, I'd be
- 55:52so sad the day that I look at my boat. Well, you know
- 55:54what, I because he's gonna be taking care of the kids. See now,
- 55:59you can go by yourself. Even though you're gonna want to take your
- 56:01kid. You're gonna want to tell your kids. You're gonna be like,
- 56:04let's go a little he's on junior, you know what, especially now,
- 56:07bro, Like, Like I feel like, honestly though, man, I
- 56:12do feel bad bro that Like, I kind of feel bad that I haven't
- 56:15had a kid, just because I look at how sad my mom is right
- 56:16now, and I'm just like, man, I had like a little kid,
- 56:20Like you know, she's like she wouldn't really have she'd have her hands
- 56:22full that she wouldn't have time to think about this. You know you're so
- 56:24true because you know what you would do. You spend the night, Yeah,
- 56:29make your mom, make your grandma heppy, please, I'll buy your
- 56:31next I'll buy you whatever. Exactly what I would do, And she would
- 56:35fucking my grandma. My mom would love it because she'd be like, she
- 56:37would feel like my grandma did at one point. But my mom doesn't have
- 56:40that satisfaction because my brother's kids are all growing up. She's really kind of
- 56:45like depending on Like she hopes that I fucking like have one sometime soon,
- 56:51which I probably am, bro, but I just you know, I just
- 56:54got a chill, bro, chill, let me get it. Me get
- 57:00a colonoscopy first. Nah. Wow, I would want to have a kid
- 57:07anyways. I just don't want to leave little XG around even if I die.
- 57:10For fuck start making podcasts for him. I'm like, all right,
- 57:15when you're one, you do this, double hits, double hits. What's
- 57:19that new fucking thing? Even smoking on over there? There's something from China
- 57:22The Paramount they're both from China. Honestly, I don't know if you know
- 57:29that holy offensive puff that is from China. It's kind of like they're not
- 57:34called Yeah, not look at it, but literally do dode? What what
- 57:46if your kid was born in Japan? Does that make them Japanese? Is
- 57:50that the same thing in America? But why you're not working on that?
- 57:54I'm thinking it's too late already. But you got to about Yeah, you
- 57:59gotta think about next season around, you know, just keep in Japan and
- 58:05be like, oh, so sorry, so sorry. I did not know
- 58:07my what my girlfriend and wife was sucking eight and a half months pregnant.
- 58:15What happens if your baby is born in the air all that'd be tight.
- 58:19I think wherever Lands, wherever Lands, wherever Lands, forever Lands. Bro,
- 58:23Like, that's the real serious question. It's a fucking wherever Lands.
- 58:27It's kind of like he's a bird. Only seventy five babies born in the
- 58:36past century of aviation history, damn a lot. That's not a lot?
- 58:40And how many years air pootle past century? Seven? Yeah? Well that
- 58:46ship must be nasty dog people in the airplane. Hey fuck you, it's
- 58:52massy yo, yo, you you didn't hear about this situation. You don't
- 58:55know that they had to take down a plane because someone shipped themselves on a
- 58:59plane and there was ship and feces all over it. Look this ship up.
- 59:01This happened like last month for real. Someone in the smell was out
- 59:07everywhere, bro, Like I guess this person had like like diarrhea, like
- 59:10like like bad, like I don't just type, And they had to take
- 59:15the plane down, bro, because they had to clean it up because there's
- 59:17like like it's it was like that scene in Dumb and Dumber, like their
- 59:22ship everywhere? What's that thing? Because what what? What is she considered
- 59:28bow hazard? It's a baw hazard. It's a bow hazard. You gotta
- 59:30stop the plane, dog Like, if that ship is near people, you
- 59:34gotta stop the fucking plane. I don't know what airline it was at,
- 59:37but it was not a good situation. Me and Georgia were talking about that
- 59:40ship because it's just not a good situation. This just happened or is this
- 59:45all news? I think it just happened. Not too long shit airlines ship
- 59:50airlines might be I mean maybe one of those. She's on side George Delta
- 59:55Airline. I don't know where it was British Airways. It might've been out
- 1:00:01of the country, but I just know they fucking That's why I fin the
- 1:00:04fly Emirates bitch. But you think people don't take ships on the Emirates planes
- 1:00:07retarded? They do it on the model that has nothing to do with it.
- 1:00:12They shit on models on Emirates A right, Yeah, but Emirates Airlines
- 1:00:17or I'm probably gonna fly fly on Yeah, bro, I like I swear
- 1:00:24dog. Ship on the airplane just does not mix dog. But I wonder
- 1:00:30that first class any day. Bro. If I have the money and I
- 1:00:35can work and God with him my legs work, I'll pay first class.
- 1:00:37Dog. It's fucking tits to fly first class. Yeah yeah, yah,
- 1:00:42yeah, I see. I found it. Just type in a plane comes
- 1:00:45down over feces video surface showing alleged aftermath of poofa plane incident TMZ. Dude,
- 1:00:52How does shit get everywhere on there? Though? Bro, I don't
- 1:00:53fucking know. Dog is just fucking happens. People shipped themselves sometimes. Look
- 1:00:59bro, here here you want to see a vill real picture. No,
- 1:01:02come on, you asked, don't ask supid questions? And you know,
- 1:01:09oh my God, yeah, I don't know. That's fucking nasty. Bro
- 1:01:14typing video surfaces showing alleged after aftermath of poop playing incidents. You watch po
- 1:01:20it happens to nah, bro, Hell, no do you hear? Did
- 1:01:22you hear about fucking Bobby Lee? What? Bobby Lee relapsed? No?
- 1:01:28He was out in Mexico with Andrew Santino and he started drinking liquor, and
- 1:01:31I guess he started going ham ham and Andrewsino was kind of told the cool
- 1:01:37dog this ship is on another other podcasts, so don't sit here, and
- 1:01:38tengue on their podcast on one of their podcasts, and I guess andrews Santino
- 1:01:44want to go check up on Bobby Lee after a while. And I guess
- 1:01:46this threw up all over the hotel, all over the hotel, and then
- 1:01:50he has ship all over his face in his hands. How does that happen?
- 1:01:52I agree? How do you like what? I've been drunk so many
- 1:01:55times and not once has ship had been anywhere near me? How? Why
- 1:02:00was he sober for? I don't know, dude, Kalila fucked him up
- 1:02:04though, obviously, Oh yeah, that's right. He's like not with her
- 1:02:07no more. Yeah, Bro, she's out there fucking being not with her.
- 1:02:09I don't know, she's they were in an open relationship at one point,
- 1:02:13and that means she's the only one fucking because he ain't fucking anything.
- 1:02:16Yeah he was. She still is? She still boning Brandon shopping. That's
- 1:02:21what I thought too. I thought for sure, yeah, boning her.
- 1:02:23I'm boning Kalila, even though she's a nasty, fucking animal. She sucked
- 1:02:27her cousin or her brother, she says, this shit? What yeah,
- 1:02:30bro, this is for real news. This isn't no breaking news. This
- 1:02:31is old news. She sucks her brother. She fucked her brother. Oh
- 1:02:35yeah, her stepbrother or cousin brother or something like that. I guess they
- 1:02:37didn't know, and like they don't even want to find out, Like she
- 1:02:39doesn't even want to know. No, I guess like her dad has a
- 1:02:42lot of kids on an island and she just fucked a dude. And I
- 1:02:45guess it was her brother and she didn't know, like her biological brother.
- 1:02:50Yeah, her biological brother fucked fucked her logic biological brother. You know what?
- 1:02:54There was this I was watching. I was watching this video of this
- 1:02:59to get off the who goes to uh who goes, who goes to the
- 1:03:02most incests fucking uh place in America in this fucking southern Alabama food And then
- 1:03:09he goes and he asked everybody. He's like, you know, anybody who
- 1:03:13kissed their cousin? And then people are like, oh yeah, yeah,
- 1:03:15yeah yeah, it's like, yeah, why go across town? We can
- 1:03:20go across the hallway. I was like, what the fuck? Yeah,
- 1:03:24fool, that seems to be the model dog. That's like, that's like
- 1:03:28the Mexican saying prema cell arima, like come sell and sima yeah bro,
- 1:03:31p steale bro, Like that's fucking that's the same one, is it?
- 1:03:35Like why go across across the hall you go across the building or whatever the
- 1:03:39fuck you said? Yeah, but I was just like, damn, that
- 1:03:43ship was sucking the trip dog b Yeah, that fool was like going like
- 1:03:46and then everybody he talked to somebody he's like you, he's like, you
- 1:03:51slept with your cousin And he's like, yep, I know some people and
- 1:03:53they're just and they're just like well, they just don't really talk about it.
- 1:04:00Yeah. Yeah, that ship is I don't know, it was like
- 1:04:03some crazy ship though. But but they're like the people they were talking to,
- 1:04:06they don't look like hills have eyes. That's what I picture when I
- 1:04:10picture incests, you know, because it takes a couple of generations, Like
- 1:04:13the royal family looks like that. It takes a couple of generations. Oh
- 1:04:17what the fuck is yelling down there? Yeah? I keep sucking hearing some
- 1:04:21ship. But yeah, you get you get the I like someone said,
- 1:04:28enough Internet for the day. You're a fucking liar. Dog, it's fucking
- 1:04:30noon. You're going nowhere. You are at least gonna be on the Internet
- 1:04:34for a couple more hours. You're going nowhere, Dog, The Internet has
- 1:04:40us all by the ball. Remember that Ship and Spider Man that that fucking
- 1:04:43uh, that fucking scene where Randy Savage was in there. That ship was
- 1:04:46fucking the epic ass movie scene Dog and Spider Man one with Tobe McGuire and
- 1:04:50then he was like, he was like, you're going no bone song,
- 1:04:55Yeah, boot Souls weirdy fucking that was yeah, And that movie is tired,
- 1:05:02dude. That is a fucking classic movie. Dude. I watched the
- 1:05:08new song. I remember the fucking the that's disgusting. I remember, I
- 1:05:13remember fucking uh, the song do you remember the I'm so Hot I Get
- 1:05:18here? He the hero song? Watching? Yeah, dog was tied to
- 1:05:26that song was tied dog? Damn. You really don't like the Saw movies.
- 1:05:29H it's just this like I saw it. I know it's not everybody
- 1:05:33else that's the new one. I saw it. It was just it was
- 1:05:36very disgusting. I saw it on fucking Peacock or some ship. It was
- 1:05:41free. Yeah, it was on Peacock for free. You watch the extious
- 1:05:45one too. I can't, dude, I rather watch Saw than watch the
- 1:05:47Axis. To me, it's like you're fucking around and trying to find out
- 1:05:50what the like that actresses one is wild? Is it wild? Did you
- 1:05:54watch each other? As I said, why haven't I watched? You saw
- 1:06:02the movie? Right? No? I didn't not. I saw half of
- 1:06:05it, and I was just like, I can't watch this ship, dude,
- 1:06:09like just because I'm like, yeah, pre adolescent children in there.
- 1:06:13Yeah, no scissoring. And you know everybody in the chat room read the
- 1:06:16other super chat racers. Is not that many of them. I think there's
- 1:06:18another one menace it's a sign. And also everybody fucking super chat if you
- 1:06:24guys like that we are doing this back on YouTube. I know that you
- 1:06:27guys don't like pain but so I'm just gonna fucking go ahead, and uh,
- 1:06:31you know what is it. Make sure you guys get get a little
- 1:06:35show here and there. You know what I'm saying, so we could keep
- 1:06:39growing this page. All right, we got Menace the Painter. Give me
- 1:06:42a shout out, homie, I'm out here painting and a hashtag you in
- 1:06:48your local one four seven, Damn salute to you, Menace the Painter.
- 1:06:56Uh yeah, hey man, God damn that food is a painting. It's
- 1:07:00okay. So now that he's a painter. Today reminded me of my painting
- 1:07:03days, dog, because I woke up. You know how we podcast on
- 1:07:06Thursdays, and I woke up. I was at the fucking gym, like
- 1:07:09at six in the morning. And it's been a while, so I wake
- 1:07:12up at that time and it reminded me of the days I used to work
- 1:07:15with my uncle and I kind of miss it. I know it sounds weird
- 1:07:16because I fucking hated fucking being his talan. I was just sucking his fucking
- 1:07:21handy man. But we would wake up early every day at six in the
- 1:07:25morning, like five six, I meet up. I meet up at his
- 1:07:27house and it was just the same routine. I just missed it. I
- 1:07:29don't know why. I would get in his car and latroca and it would
- 1:07:31be full of the all the equipment. He'd be like, what are we
- 1:07:33doing today? And be like I'd be like, oh, we're doing this
- 1:07:36that go get the equipment. So I'll go get whatever we need for the
- 1:07:39day. Lolad the truck go and we drive over with the old take us.
- 1:07:44Are you ever driven over there to take us? Highway? It's like
- 1:07:46a highway. It's like like like in the Cut Dog. It's kind of
- 1:07:49dope. It's like it's got like all these curves. It's fun. It's
- 1:07:53fun. Actually, I like to drive. And we'd obviously take that because
- 1:07:57we were working Orange County. But we were working Orange County, so we'd
- 1:08:02go bro and uh, we'd obviously fucking pack up the truck and Brian when
- 1:08:06we would start driving on the rotakas. That's when I first started smoking Weight
- 1:08:10Dog. He was my uncle's to my stoner uncle, so let me hit
- 1:08:13it and then we'd go and then we listened to radio whatever Radiopyo Lean fucking
- 1:08:18Jose Josse whatever whatever was, have the good music on at the moment.
- 1:08:23We're driving, Bro, and I just remember I just missed those days because
- 1:08:26I remember we'd always stop by this coffee shop and you would do my deal
- 1:08:30typical deeal money actually and just hit on the fucking cut on the waitress,
- 1:08:33on the on the employee. And I'm like, I'm starting to become like
- 1:08:36that because the other day I was at a McDonald's and I'll start hitting on
- 1:08:39that chick at the McDonald's too. Yeah, BRO, was like, I
- 1:08:42could, I could, I can. I can make your life better.
- 1:08:45You don't have to work here. Okay, that's not what you told her,
- 1:08:46Bro, I said, but in my head, I can't take you
- 1:08:48to my wonder apartment. Hey, well we can step it up. Bro,
- 1:08:53you work at McDonald's. You're like, yeah, I'm just saying life
- 1:08:56could improve. Life could improve, baby girl, That's all I said.
- 1:08:59I I was sounding like my dad in my head. I was like fuck.
- 1:09:01So I started like kind of not hitting on her, but now that
- 1:09:03I know she works there, and now I kind of want to. No,
- 1:09:06I was just close to doing it because I know she spoke Spanish,
- 1:09:10and I was like, and you know, I went like that, but
- 1:09:15you know me and typical of my fucking dad activities. Now now I want
- 1:09:18to go to this McDonald's all the time by my house. Are you really
- 1:09:21like me? That's some real creep shid food. Yeah, Like I don't
- 1:09:25even I went one time because I was hungry and I want to go get
- 1:09:28a fucking i'm McMuffin whatever mcgridd or whatever. And I went and she was
- 1:09:32there. I was like, I bet she works every morning. What do
- 1:09:36you do? Just go by one more time, one more time, and
- 1:09:41she was there. She was like not working the cashier. So I'm like
- 1:09:45being in bean in, put the muff on the mouse. But what were
- 1:09:47you gonna tell her? Get to know her, get her name? What's
- 1:09:51up? I want? She keep that like, Hey, what up?
- 1:09:54Like your boyfriend? Is she fine? Well? Trust me, She's like
- 1:09:58straight to the point. Huh yeah, bro, she's cute. So I'm
- 1:10:00like, I'm becoming like my dad. Like my dad used to do this
- 1:10:02shit all the time, and then this one would stop going to places if
- 1:10:05the girl didn't work there. Like I was like mcdonah's and I'm like,
- 1:10:15you're such a creep. Somebody said, I do that same at the bank.
- 1:10:18Damn fucking creeps. It's a fucking part of the game. Dog ah
- 1:10:24dog talking about the bank. You know what happened to me super embarrassing one
- 1:10:27time no money. Yeah, oh yeah, I've talked about this. I
- 1:10:31think I went one time and I knew dude. So there was an old
- 1:10:35lady and a cut like pretty hot chick at the bank, and I had
- 1:10:40already dated a girl that worked at the bank, and she told me that
- 1:10:43they know everything about you. She's like, the second you put that credit
- 1:10:46card in, I know how much you have in the bank, how much
- 1:10:48woo comes in the bank. I can find out everything about you. So
- 1:10:51I'm in linebro and it's like one to two, one and two, and
- 1:10:55I'm doing the math in my head. I'm like fuck. I'm like fuck,
- 1:11:00dude, no, no, no, man. I'm waiting in line
- 1:11:03and I'm brokens fuck at the moment, and I'm gonna take money out until
- 1:11:08this broke hast account. So I'm like gonna leave like fifty bucks. I
- 1:11:12was broke at the time, and I'm like waiting in line. I really
- 1:11:15needed this money. So I mentioned I'm like, fuck it, Metoka and
- 1:11:19I was like fuck it. So then I look at her, she looks
- 1:11:20at me. I'm put in my car like you're my d And then I
- 1:11:25was like, can I get one hundred now? And she like basically said,
- 1:11:28you know, you only got like two hundred and I she didn't say
- 1:11:32that. I just pulled the money on. I was so embarrassed. I
- 1:11:34was like, Bro, this bitch knows something, broke. I didn't hate
- 1:11:36on her. I didn't even look at her in her eyes. Bro.
- 1:11:39She was hot, big titties too, And I was just yeah, bitches
- 1:11:42that work it bang, they know, bro, they know what's up.
- 1:11:45Bro. Yeah, this bitch new like those bitches only probably date like foods
- 1:11:49that fucking come in there with, like like they know that, Like if
- 1:11:53you're gonna get hit on the customer, they'll be like, oh, this
- 1:11:56doctor right here with over like three hundred thousands. I mean you wouldn't do
- 1:11:58that if you were a female. Yeah, I mean I'm saying that makes
- 1:12:00sense. So they're like they see like the average person come in there,
- 1:12:02like this is what everybody's average has. Fuck this, I don't think about
- 1:12:06that. She knows what the average is Yeah, and she also knows when
- 1:12:11you're fucking fucking flexing and when you shouldn't be. She's like, this was
- 1:12:15at a Mercedes unless he's bank count Yeah, straight up dog, But that
- 1:12:20mean but yeah, that's the bankers. They'd be on some other ship bankers.
- 1:12:25I don't know, man, I heard that like people at the bank,
- 1:12:27there'd be some horse too, like around each other. Yeah, I
- 1:12:31heard they get around. There's not but there's nothing. I used to know
- 1:12:34somebody that used to look at a bank dog, and that's what we used
- 1:12:38to tell me. They just like fucking from you're ruining my dead dog.
- 1:12:44Why I thought the chick I was I was dating at the fucking bank was
- 1:12:46faithful. I was like, there's nobody here for her to cheat on me
- 1:12:49with. There's somebody there every five minutes her to cheat on with that walk
- 1:12:54in. Yeah, oh I think you made employee. I think you meant
- 1:12:57like customers. Yeah, she could have a work husband. They you believe
- 1:13:00every bitch has a work husband. Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, yeah,
- 1:13:03fuck yeah. I've been a work husband. That's what I've always worked in
- 1:13:10places where like it's mostly been men, because like I always like to work
- 1:13:15hard so like like they never like most places that are kind of ran by
- 1:13:19man, like you got that caveman attitude where it's just like, hey,
- 1:13:23you do your own ship. Just don't get out of control. Car dealership,
- 1:13:28nothing but men. And the woman, the girl that we did have
- 1:13:30lesbian, she was like not like the hot lesbian kind. She was like
- 1:13:35the mainly like I wear a flannel. My name's Paula, or call me
- 1:13:39paul Like a butcher type, yeah, like a butcher type of chick's crazy.
- 1:13:46I mean no, now that you mentioned like work husbands, man,
- 1:13:48there must have they. I haven't been a work husband because I'm not even
- 1:13:53a regular husband. Someone like a work boyfriend. I've been a work boyfriend.
- 1:13:58I know I've been that. Or like they like they come into like,
- 1:14:00hey, what's up with your schedule? What time you get off?
- 1:14:03Yeah? What are you eating for lunch? They used to get a restaurant,
- 1:14:06what do you can order? And you're like, oh yeah, bitch
- 1:14:10into me and you know, and she knows you got a girlfriend. Who
- 1:14:15yeah, and she knows you got a girlfriend too, and she don't care,
- 1:14:16always helping you out. Bro. I missed that dog when I used
- 1:14:19to work bitch has always helped me out at work. That was their job.
- 1:14:23Stupid, Yeah, but not really. I would go up to him
- 1:14:27like, Yo, table number three or five mes a ranch? Can you
- 1:14:29get that from me? Please? Aye? A little sixteen year little fucking
- 1:14:33eighteen year old, little host. Yeah, I'm glad you fixed that.
- 1:14:36I don't know how they were. I don't hire them. You could be
- 1:14:39you could be seventeen and work at BJ's. I don't know how they were.
- 1:14:42You were just a host. I was like, and that was like
- 1:14:44kind of their job, but not really. You could have told me,
- 1:14:45no, that is not my job. But every time I asked, I
- 1:14:47was, yo, can you do? David Gerrel says, I read the
- 1:14:49nurses cheat the most out of our professions. I've I've, I don't know,
- 1:14:55man, I've i've I've dated a few nurses in my past. Dog,
- 1:14:58and those bitches cheat. I asked that nurse that we know, Yeah,
- 1:15:03she cheats. She said she could see why she doesn't have a boyfriend,
- 1:15:06so she's not cheating and she's been single for a while. But I
- 1:15:11was like, yo, is this because I said it? I saw I
- 1:15:13saw some article and I sent to her. I was like, hey,
- 1:15:15you won't that shit going on. She's like, Bro, you're here for
- 1:15:17like sixteen hours with some dude, some other nurse and he kind of makes
- 1:15:24a good money. And there's sometimes like doctors. Yeah you're with the doctors
- 1:15:28too, and like we're all working. What happens. And I was like,
- 1:15:30damn savages, Yeah, nurse, you think they're doing it at on
- 1:15:35the job, like one of those you have to be at the job,
- 1:15:40you know. Like like once they kick Predict out, they're like, all
- 1:15:42right, yes for Predict. He's Predict dying. He's not dying. Yeah,
- 1:15:45he hear me up. He was like, he's like, I'm trying
- 1:15:47to be here around for a long time, homie. Oh yeah, he's
- 1:15:50got his daughter. He's got to be here for a long time. He
- 1:15:53got to go to Yeah, but you know, he made it sound like
- 1:15:55he was dying. I hope you're not dying, Predict. Yeah. Yeah,
- 1:15:59but I wouldn't. Like I've never wanted to be a nurse as a
- 1:16:01dude, But if I was, I'd beginting. I'm beginning at all the
- 1:16:05nurses. Why wouldn't you? But I mean, I'd never want to be
- 1:16:10a nurse. I think that's not not that that's a female job. But
- 1:16:13I don't really don't want to be no fucking changing diaper's dog. I'd rather
- 1:16:15be out there. I was a plumber, Like if I still got to
- 1:16:17change, if I still got to work with ship, I rather just work
- 1:16:19as a plumber then changing old dudes. The janitors don't eat them. Somebody
- 1:16:25said, Mexican girls with kids named Kevin Kevin, Kevin fucking Kevin. You
- 1:16:34saw that kid that was punching the fucking rice. That's some ship you would
- 1:16:39do. I was that is something that I would do. Oh dog,
- 1:16:42and you gotta get you and Temmy got to do the remix too. During
- 1:16:45this time, Sweet, I was like, Bro, that's sweet Easel,
- 1:16:51that's thats a little kid on this time. That's how I feel in my
- 1:16:56switch being broken. Yeah right, he's probably tired. I'm tired of your
- 1:17:02motherfucker's hoiding my ship. Yeah, he's like, ye squire light, Oh
- 1:17:13Bro would have gave him the switch back for sure. I was like,
- 1:17:15you deserve especially after a song like that. Yeah, I saw the the
- 1:17:20what is this movie called flat Liners? That ship is fucking crazy though,
- 1:17:26Like these fools, it's a real medical term, like you flat line for
- 1:17:30a little bit and then they bring you back. Yeah, like that ship
- 1:17:32is is fucking crazy, but people do it on purpose. So like this
- 1:17:36this movie, Yeah, these doctors go to the there they're trying to get
- 1:17:40that research done, so they go to this they go to this this fucking
- 1:17:44like empty part of this hospital, and then they hooked the ship up to
- 1:17:47this bitch's brain and then they fucking injected with that Michael Jackson ship proper no,
- 1:17:51and then she dies and then they bring her back. It's fucking crazy,
- 1:17:55bro, like the way they fucking did that movie, but like it's
- 1:17:59they bring her back to because I guess scientifically, after you die, your
- 1:18:03brain's still recording, Like there's a certain amount of time where your brain is
- 1:18:10still recording. Dog, Like your heart stops, but your brain is still
- 1:18:15on. That's that's some crazy shit. And like that for how long would
- 1:18:19you say? I know, you don't know, it gets its tongue for
- 1:18:23a while, like a while, yeah, like you like like the movie
- 1:18:26is length. I don't know about the movie's link, but like for you
- 1:18:29to be dead and your brains will still be on, you know what I
- 1:18:32mean? Well, that's kind of what like a kind of like a isn't
- 1:18:36it what if you put a chicken's head office still runs around? Yeah,
- 1:18:41kind of like the same concept, because don't your nails still grow when you're
- 1:18:45dead? Don't your nail? I don't know what does it say? Ray?
- 1:18:46Right? Here we go? Here we go. Contrary to previous notions
- 1:18:49that brain cells die within five to ten minutes, evidence now suggests that,
- 1:18:56have left alone, the cells of the brain die slowly a period of many
- 1:19:00hours, even days after the heart stops and the person, oh crazy due
- 1:19:08days after your brain stop. I mean, unless somebody decapitates you. I'm
- 1:19:13pretty sure. Yeah, if you die by the cartel that your brain and
- 1:19:15recording ship. Yeah, but like, yeah, your your brain is like
- 1:19:18like a natural death. We're talking like a natural death, like a natural
- 1:19:21death and all this stuff. And you're that's where people say they have you
- 1:19:27could come back, but they say, like that's the thing where it's like
- 1:19:30people say they experience that euphoria thing that they do with when they die.
- 1:19:36You're telling me if you die, like you know how people die peacefully,
- 1:19:41practices peacefully like on their deathbed and we sit there in the person's dead and
- 1:19:45I start talking like, man, that fool dead, Like they can't hear
- 1:19:49you. They can't hear they're in their brain, But can they hear what
- 1:19:53I'm saying? I know they can't know that's they're gone. But like your
- 1:19:57brain is still recording according what it's recapping whatever's in your brain. Oh ok
- 1:20:02yeah, like or it's going through the process of dying. Yeah, pretty
- 1:20:09much, that's exactly what it is. Okay. I thought you were kind
- 1:20:12of like still wake. I was like, Bro, I said so much
- 1:20:14shit like when people not when people die, but like, you know what
- 1:20:16I mean, yeah, three, I said, that's what happens on psychedelics.
- 1:20:23That's the concept of ego death. The brain thinks it's dying and it
- 1:20:27has an out of body experience. That's what I'm Yeah, that's what I'm
- 1:20:30talking about. You have an out of body experience and then you go through
- 1:20:32some life changing shit like seeing yourself. You know how people see this say
- 1:20:35that, Yeah, some people see that's wild. I just don't want to
- 1:20:40go through that, bro. Like I just rather cry, you know what
- 1:20:43I mean, Like just rather cry when I need to, and then just
- 1:20:45I think we would freak out, man, Like see ourselves like, whoa,
- 1:20:49what the like, this is really happening right now? I'm dead.
- 1:20:53Yeah, Like the way Steph Tone describes it, when he died, he
- 1:20:57was in the fucking air. You say you could see all of like but
- 1:21:00down. Yeah, pretty much died. He pretty much died. He got
- 1:21:04hit by a car. Yeah. I think he was skateboarding, oh ship,
- 1:21:08kind of like Rose kind of like rosean Bar. That's what was skateboarding
- 1:21:12from me, he says. And he says that he got hit by a
- 1:21:15car. And when he said he was on the floor, he just said
- 1:21:17that he like saw himself like on the floor. He was like, oh
- 1:21:20ship. Like I'm like, that's kind of like some crazy ship. Yea
- 1:21:27is that? I mean I should ask him. But like you know,
- 1:21:30some people say they get hit in the head, and that's like they say,
- 1:21:32Roseanbar got hit in the hand. That's what she was funny and Kim
- 1:21:35Sam Kinnison. Sam Kinnison said he was got a car. I send people
- 1:21:39say that's why he got funny. I wonder if like maybe step Done got
- 1:21:42hit and he's like guitard legend, but I think he was probably he was
- 1:21:45already in he was probably already. Yeah, because there's there's I don't know,
- 1:21:51dude, he's probably, but for real, that happens. You've never
- 1:21:54probably already in a band. Yeah I know, but you've never heard of
- 1:21:56those people that hit them hit themselves in the head, or something happens to
- 1:21:59him and now they no Japanese or they can play the piano. That really
- 1:22:01happens. It's like that Simpsons episode, what do you say? It happens.
- 1:22:05If you hit yourself in the head or you get a concussion, you
- 1:22:09can wake up knowing Japanese. You can wake up knowing how to play the
- 1:22:11piano. Not you personally, but it's happened to people like documented. We're
- 1:22:15like, they're like, this person did not know how to play a piano,
- 1:22:17hits themselves in the head, they don't even like playing the piano,
- 1:22:19but they can fucking play the piano. That's happened. Yeah, I'm not
- 1:22:24hitting myself in the head. Yeah it was. It's very rare, and
- 1:22:26you I don't even know how it happens. But when he said, I've
- 1:22:30hit my men many times, hit it harder, dog, Let me do
- 1:22:33it for you, Just kidding. Ask a football player, see if they
- 1:22:36gotten smarter and shit, someone will get it. Ask Chris Bangui how far
- 1:22:42he got? Damn? That's just so crazy. That is crazy. I'm
- 1:22:45not even trying to be funny, but that is crazy. I remember watching
- 1:22:48it live when everybody was paying their respects, not knowing what the fuck was
- 1:22:54going on at all, man, and to later find out that dude killed
- 1:22:58his family. Man, dude, he used a workout machine to kill himself.
- 1:23:01Yeah, the aphyxiation ship. That is, he used the fucking ship,
- 1:23:06the fucking the ship you do for like laughs, lap pulled downs and
- 1:23:10ship. Yeah, that's crazy, bro, And this will because Yeah,
- 1:23:15I don't think he was gonna shoot himself. How did he kill those family?
- 1:23:18He shot him? I think I don't know. I think he I
- 1:23:23think he smothered them. Yeah, he suffocated them. Yeah, that's the
- 1:23:27worst one because people struggle, these kids fo yeah, bro, like and
- 1:23:32then they're like, what the fuck is my dad killing me? What the
- 1:23:35fuck? I don't think you know that's your dad? On top of yeah,
- 1:23:39but you just alright, look up, how long does it take to
- 1:23:41fucking like for you? You gotta pill on. You just assume it's it's
- 1:23:45an intruder dude, it's an intruder. You don't think it's your dad.
- 1:23:49Dude, your dad loves you. You're supposed to love you. You don't
- 1:23:53think that feels like I'm sorry, okay, maybe okay, okay now because
- 1:23:59then they're saying hope is available called I didn't think about that. Like,
- 1:24:11there's a post from two thousand and seven from The Naked Scientist's website. This
- 1:24:16guy pretty much asked the question. He says, five minutes. Yeah,
- 1:24:24damn, that's crazy. Don't do it people a long time dude, five
- 1:24:28minutes on stage? Do that need helped? Call? Somebody? Call the
- 1:24:30hot line? So he killed his wife and his two kids, right,
- 1:24:33and then that food choked himself out. Yep, damn that's wild. But
- 1:24:42have you seen the whole documentary on it, Like there was something I didn't
- 1:24:47he have some troubled past with his wife or something like that. Yeah that
- 1:24:55somebody said that shit happened in Lancaster and quite decent, in the quiet,
- 1:24:58decent neighborhood. One day the dad killed the entire family. That's fucking nuts,
- 1:25:03bro, Like, and then you just take I mean you also got
- 1:25:08I mean, you've heard of like moms that killed a newborn and they call
- 1:25:14it like there's this syndrome where it's not even like they don't even call it
- 1:25:16manslaughter. Oh I know what you mean. It's crazy. It's the depression
- 1:25:20ship that they get right. Yeah, but they can kill the baby and
- 1:25:23it's not I mean, you'll go to jail postport them. But if you
- 1:25:26get it bad, like you just you don't want the baby. It's like
- 1:25:30I can't. It's just bro, like what because you don't think that women
- 1:25:33are looking at this like you ruined my body? My gi what the fuck
- 1:25:38up? Yeah? Like you know you fucking cry all the fucking time.
- 1:25:41Ship yourself. My fucking husband laught, fuck you little shit thor man.
- 1:25:48I take no money on only fans now, I know. Yeah, Like
- 1:25:54the baby's just like you don't think you want to fucking freaking she just wants
- 1:26:00to free throw him out the window and just be like back to being a
- 1:26:04hoe. We wonder why we're foo. That's just crazy though I didn't think
- 1:26:12about that, Like, yeah, you gotta be a strong ass bitch to
- 1:26:15have a baby then, oh yeah, bro, especially with an epidura.
- 1:26:21Don't know what a dura isura is? Like the shot that they put that
- 1:26:25they're given their spine right when you're about to have a baby, fox your
- 1:26:29baby up too, because that's a lot of drugs for that baby. But
- 1:26:30there is so much pain that they don't care. Now they're like looty Luther
- 1:26:34comes out all fucking all fucking instant in the member. No, you just
- 1:26:43that's man. Yeah, but fucking vagina gets tore up, like you know,
- 1:26:48sometimes it rips all the way to the asphal Yeah, I know.
- 1:26:53Then you got a wipe your fucking wife ass. We're getting it. We're
- 1:26:58getting what do you call We call him my housemaid, de Lujah, the
- 1:27:01lula? What is it? There's a name for that that helps you with
- 1:27:04the baby, and you're pregnant. Nanny midwife, Yeah, midwife, ring
- 1:27:08midwife, dog midwife, full time fife midwife. All right, so explain
- 1:27:15that to me. Midwife is someone that helps you when you're having a newborn
- 1:27:16like that. You're not supposed to be your mom. You're not supposed to
- 1:27:19bone her. Though it is supposed to be your mom. You're not supposed
- 1:27:24in the middle. The guy's not supposed to bone Yeah, but your wife's
- 1:27:28tired. Midwife's doing nothing right. Now like, man, so the work
- 1:27:34continues on for you, Yes exactly, I'm just like, so nine months
- 1:27:38are up, and what is it that you're just like, because think about
- 1:27:41it, bro, you gotta take care of this beach for nine months full
- 1:27:45whatever she wants. It's it's not much like I don't. I won't even
- 1:27:49let her start complaining until three four months in. I agree, I dig
- 1:27:54in two months, like, shut up with your cravings. You're not still
- 1:27:57working, you still go to work, you're sore out, they're still definitely
- 1:28:00working out, Like I'm not letting none, no ship slide till three months
- 1:28:05in, one third of the one third of the way there, all right,
- 1:28:08but still so we're like, that's six months, six months of me
- 1:28:11taking care of them. But I'm talking but just whatever she wants, she
- 1:28:14calls the shot, call you a faggot, every get careful. You cannot
- 1:28:18call you their fort. She like, they have hormones everything total fucking bitches,
- 1:28:23bro. Like, pregnant women are the epitome of cunts. Bro.
- 1:28:27They cant be bro like they like a pregnant woman is worse than like a
- 1:28:30scorn women. Bro. Yeah, those hormones are something else, bro,
- 1:28:33Like think about it, like you fucking say something wrong to this bitch.
- 1:28:38And then yeah, like I already know right now when when he's done,
- 1:28:41gets his lady pregnant, I know, I'm getting l A f C tickets,
- 1:28:44not gonna be able to go to all of them. That I'll get
- 1:28:47a job at that lab. I got the security. They get the forty
- 1:28:56two originals, they get, welly, they get. They gave me forty
- 1:28:59two surpent son the terminator got the midwife pregnant. Damn no, he got
- 1:29:05his uh the housemaid different, that is different, but okay, so he's
- 1:29:11on. So she's six months pregnant, got to take care of her for
- 1:29:13six months, and then you still have to take care of after that.
- 1:29:15You know, you can't even hit it right after the baby's born, for
- 1:29:17like Tommy, dude, Oh you have to wait the feature. Tommy fucker.
- 1:29:23Tommy was one of those fools that had a baby like the year not
- 1:29:26even remember, not even a year right after Oh no, no, no,
- 1:29:29no, no no, I'm talking about I'm talking about you have to
- 1:29:30wait till everything he was up. Yeah, yeah, like two three weeks
- 1:29:35that's what the midwife starved for. It. It's not it is bro midwife.
- 1:29:41He but remember Tommy did that? Yeah, Tommy like couldn't wait,
- 1:29:45and then he just got her pregnant again, and you wouldn't do that,
- 1:29:48not get her pregnant, right, No, he's still back to back bro
- 1:29:54like misma, the same stroller, the same crib, the same mood,
- 1:29:59in the same bottle, sacrificing her by the same diaper, and why it's
- 1:30:02already gone to it's too much? What are we gonna get it back?
- 1:30:06We're it's gonna snap back like red, like like a rubber band snap back
- 1:30:11because I'm gonna put her. I'm gonna put her on a trainer. I'm
- 1:30:13gonna hook her up. Dog, And then I don't want it to go
- 1:30:15snap back again. Dog, I'm gonna look at him straight up. You're
- 1:30:18not gonna get any sleep. You have one kid. And then you're like
- 1:30:23and then you're like, we're gonna see how this is gonna pend out on
- 1:30:25my wife's body. Do I need to pay for a mommy makeover? Cause
- 1:30:28see you get like for real, dog, like you want your wife to
- 1:30:30look good? Okay, but you're fucking up now. Okay, So let's
- 1:30:33say you got your daughter, she gives you a beautiful kid, right,
- 1:30:38and you're like, man, she's not working. It's not working out for
- 1:30:42her. The ja main working out, so we gotta give her a mom
- 1:30:44make or for you give her mommy makeover, and then two years later she
- 1:30:46comes with me and then your ass is like, yeah, I could use
- 1:30:54it. I could use no one. Yeah, but that mommy make oar
- 1:30:57is money down the fucking drain. Dog's not down the train. You get
- 1:31:00to keep your keep your wife beautiful, Like what the fuck? Oh?
- 1:31:03You just make her have two backup tobacc or three back to back after she's
- 1:31:08done having them, then we give her the mommy makeover. Yes, Corrillo.
- 1:31:11Now everyone's happy. We got three kids and now you look hot.
- 1:31:13That's not how That's not how I want to do it. You gotta be
- 1:31:15like, hey, bro, that she has to heal up. Bro.
- 1:31:17You can't just like be like hey foo spit out another kid out like she's
- 1:31:20not a fucking a fucking dog food like that's some dog shit, like you
- 1:31:26know, like predict he get pregnant again better, I don't know from Mexican
- 1:31:30style. Back to back, bro, you you were back to back?
- 1:31:32How old your brother you were six years apart. Food, all of them
- 1:31:36are six. You guys are all no, like my brother, my older
- 1:31:40brother is way older than me. He's like, you guys are all like
- 1:31:43really apart? Yeah, oh ship, Yeah no, my sister, mom,
- 1:31:45when you're when you're apart from my sister like a year and a couple
- 1:31:48of months, my parents were like quick with it, I mean just holding.
- 1:31:53They didn't want my sister. They almost support her. They talk,
- 1:31:56my mom tells us to really. Yeah. They went to the doctor and
- 1:32:00my mom was like, yeah, they didn't want it, and she kind
- 1:32:02of already had it, and my mom has taught about the abortion, but
- 1:32:04they did it, so they just had it and my mom tied her tubes
- 1:32:08right after that. That was it and over for my mom. So yeah,
- 1:32:16didn't even didn't even tell me that. Damn, that's crazy. Didn't
- 1:32:20tell that. My mom was when the chick is done, it's done,
- 1:32:25though my dad. But she told my dad that she got her tube ties.
- 1:32:29But it wasn't really my dad's consideration. It wasn't like, hey,
- 1:32:31should we get should I tie my tubes? My mom was like that's it.
- 1:32:36Yeah. Yeah. In fact, somebody said pregnant sex is tight I
- 1:32:43don't know about that. I'm not looking forward. I'm not looking forward to
- 1:32:46no fucking boning her pregnant. I imagine like in eight months, you're just
- 1:32:50like, man, I am going to try. I am going to try
- 1:32:54the breast milk. Though that ship makes me want to throw it. I'm
- 1:32:57trying that, bro. It's got power, it's got energy, it's got
- 1:33:00coin. Maybe it's got life. Well a little bit, bro, A
- 1:33:04little bit, A little bit. I pay all the bills, try it
- 1:33:08sock that little ship, and I'm not gonna do it on purpose. You're
- 1:33:12gonna be boning on and be like, you know, I wish you could.
- 1:33:14I wish I wish you could just like fucking just speed up that process
- 1:33:16and be like, look, dude, let me just like let me just
- 1:33:19get him at like three, right, yeah, you know what I mean,
- 1:33:26Like where I'm like, I still get to wipe his ass. I
- 1:33:28still got to take that food to school. So I'm gonna wipe a three
- 1:33:30year old's ass. You don't know, right, right? Right, by
- 1:33:33three years old, they should be able to be potty trained, right,
- 1:33:38I would say maybe up to four. No food, like three years old
- 1:33:41is at five they go to kindergarten, so I know by five, du
- 1:33:45the cap at Disneyland is three years old. So like that's I think,
- 1:33:48like that's like where you stop shooting yourself, like you still have a diaper
- 1:33:53at three and then at four you like you a you have to start getting
- 1:33:56potty trained to go to school. I see some impressive ship, dude,
- 1:34:00I'm not even lying. I think in India or I don't know what country,
- 1:34:02but they had a baby partly trained that like six months with signs,
- 1:34:06with signals, like it would go like this and it would take out ship.
- 1:34:10I swear, bro, I swear, I'm gonna look this video up
- 1:34:13in India and India or like some country where they got the baby's like on
- 1:34:17teaching him like sign language right off the bat, Like if you got to
- 1:34:19take a ship like this fool. I saw this. They can't talk it,
- 1:34:21they can't talk. I saw this video of like you know gorillas that
- 1:34:25learned sign language food that ship is fucking crazy dog. So this is gorilla
- 1:34:29like the no sign lguage that right before this fool died, right like,
- 1:34:32they ask him a bunch of questions and this fool fucking tells like like what
- 1:34:36he says is fucking a trip like this fool. He was like like he
- 1:34:42says, I am nature. He's like I am love, I am like
- 1:34:45I I am I am like a gift. You know. He's like,
- 1:34:48man, it is stupid, Like you know, he's like like you know,
- 1:34:50he's like, man, ruin plan Nah, dude, this who fucking
- 1:34:57new it's it's an old ass video, like an old ass like old ass
- 1:35:00video. And then like then like this, like he said something. He
- 1:35:03was like like you know, he's like I'm supposed to be free or some
- 1:35:08ship like that, you know, like this motherfucker knew that. He was
- 1:35:12like he was now he died like disrespecting the fucking the Alphas. Yeah,
- 1:35:17but that ship. It was fucking crazy though, Like that fool said that
- 1:35:21like humans like ruined the planet or something like that, like or like the
- 1:35:25humans are stupid. He cries too, he fucking like he like this is
- 1:35:30like a day before he dies. But like you see the gorilla fucking crying
- 1:35:32after he says it. It's a it's a very fucked up fucking video.
- 1:35:36I don't think it's fake, like or I'm just like I'm not not saying
- 1:35:40it's fake I'm pretty sure he said that, but someone told he's he's,
- 1:35:45he's. He was one of the few monkeys that learned the language, like
- 1:35:49like you know, like he'll tell somebody you don't the monkeys know. The
- 1:35:53monkey's gonna tell you. It's like, hey, bitch, I'm hungry.
- 1:35:54So it's gonna be like so like this motherfucker knew how to communicate with humans,
- 1:35:58like they taught him all the words. This woo knew how to fucking
- 1:36:00express himself, you know. And then he would talk. He would go
- 1:36:03to the other monkeys and like they'll ask him, be like hey, for
- 1:36:05what the fuck does that one want? And then Nephel would be like,
- 1:36:09you know, like he wants to eat or like this wolves mad, like
- 1:36:12this will be the interpreter with the other monkeys and would you would you date
- 1:36:15to check that only news high language. She could talk. She could talk,
- 1:36:19but like like she would sound like that, but she would still be
- 1:36:25like can you go to humbry? Like can you go eat? And then
- 1:36:28you you have to kind of learn it. She's fine, though, bro
- 1:36:30fine, Like like in nine it'd be like that you a big like language
- 1:36:35cap for I just it'd be hard you were not dating her, you're voting
- 1:36:40her though, right, It just be hard. I don't know if i'd
- 1:36:43be up for the challenge. I think what was gonna show that on?
- 1:36:46Trump? Had Trump? Remember Trump? You had a show The Apprentice?
- 1:36:53Can remember the Apprentice? There was this blonde chick. She was deaf.
- 1:36:56She was pretty attractive. I don't care if they're death. They can't hear
- 1:37:00you boning some other chicken. You just gotta look at the possums. Dog.
- 1:37:04She can't yell, you can't yellow, you can't hear you jerking off,
- 1:37:08and they don't know what they sound like food? Like I remember I
- 1:37:15used to know that. I used to know a group of deaf kids in
- 1:37:16San Berdino. It was just like there used to be a gang of them
- 1:37:20and this is used to be nothing but hand languages, dog, bro,
- 1:37:25And there used to be one of them I used to do coke with in
- 1:37:27the bathroom. Oh my god, this is so fucked up. And this
- 1:37:29is the sign this food literally be like like he'll literally go like this though,
- 1:37:33like like he'll be like that's how I fool would do it. And
- 1:37:36I was like, is that what that means? Bro? This is so
- 1:37:40fucked up and for me to say this does fucked up. Like you know
- 1:37:45how I said, I'm down for a death, girl, I'm way more
- 1:37:48down. Now. Imagine the hand chops, bro, she's using her hands
- 1:37:53all day. Handhops never really felt good though, Yeah, but her hand
- 1:37:56drop, bro, it's it's gotta be at least as good as yours.
- 1:38:00Yeah, think about it. She's doing this ship all day. She got
- 1:38:01never got. It's never as good as you. I don't know they like
- 1:38:06the master of this. Yeah, you're right, you're right. Like I've
- 1:38:09always said, like you fucking command that cobra. But buddy, that can
- 1:38:13give you a good hand drop. It's got to be a depth chick.
- 1:38:15I would say it's probably superior compared to the that's all I'm saying, superior,
- 1:38:19Like that's it. It's to the average woman. It's to the average
- 1:38:24woman, she is superior. Hear that, ladies, you hear that.
- 1:38:27Step Your fucking hand job came up. Come on, deaf girl's got it
- 1:38:30going on. They don't just stay like a time handshake or something tigh massage.
- 1:38:39You ever done the happy anything at a massage? You ever got some
- 1:38:41massage, But I never got a massage to be honest with you. I've
- 1:38:43got a massage, bro, but like it's been a massage that hasn't been
- 1:38:45like at a massage you brought it like at a spot. Two different things,
- 1:38:49because like one of those places that says massage and you went and did
- 1:38:53it look sketchy? They look sketchy? Fool? Because it was right,
- 1:38:56it was right there. It was insurance. Oh why don't you go to
- 1:39:00a better one? Because I looked up the list, I was like,
- 1:39:02oh, which ones are qualified? And I was like, oh, what
- 1:39:04the hell. And then I was like, I was like, she's next
- 1:39:06to a liquor store. She is weird, and you didn't think maybe I
- 1:39:10should go somewhere else. Now they give me a massage, it's good.
- 1:39:13Yeah. Did they offer you a happy ending? No? Could you have
- 1:39:16gone on happy ending if you wanted? I thought. I saw the clientele
- 1:39:19and I was like, I was like, they don't. They don't look
- 1:39:23like fools in their here for a head job. You didn't see no guy
- 1:39:26looking like DJ will Irvin nah and the girl The girls there weren't fine either.
- 1:39:30They were like they were sitting. I think when you go in there
- 1:39:33for like a hand job at a massage. For it's not about how hot
- 1:39:35she is. I just needed almost a dog. I'm just thinking of saying,
- 1:39:39you know what, grabbing my dick Like, I'm just like, Ba's
- 1:39:41like, you're not that horny bro when you're going for a song. It's
- 1:39:43because you you you bought a boner pill and you're going and it'd be difficult
- 1:39:48for me to get hard in front of him trying to jerky off and trying
- 1:39:53to make you like it hot. Yeah. Like yeah, like I'm just
- 1:39:59saying, yeah, raised right, she's gotta be hot, bro, for
- 1:40:01my standards. You know, I just can't have some monster talking to my
- 1:40:04ship. She was she okay, okay, what's she a monster? No?
- 1:40:09I wash? She she was just like strong because you have you're you're
- 1:40:13big. Does she have enough strength to the muscle of yours? Was strong?
- 1:40:15Put it down the chick? Yeah yeah, because that's the only I
- 1:40:17mean, it's sounds like super Asian because it's gay. It sounds I mean,
- 1:40:21if I really need a massage, I really don't want like some feminae
- 1:40:24bit give the massage. Yeah. If I'm trying to go like like he's
- 1:40:28on is way bigger than me. So I'm pretty sure if skinned chick could
- 1:40:30do me, but the zones like big where I think you would need like
- 1:40:34like like, honestly, if I could find like a chiropractor that is the
- 1:40:38size of like Sid Getty, a female one. No, not a female
- 1:40:42one one, Yeah, just a chiropractor, I think that would be the
- 1:40:45person to believe in chiropractors or they Yeah, they're not doctors, they're back
- 1:40:48specialists. That's it. Oh know, bro, when I was dating that
- 1:40:54that white chick, she she would go to chiropractory all the time, and
- 1:40:57to me, it just seemed like a scam, Like are they fixing you
- 1:40:59or not? Like every day you're just make an appointment for the rest of
- 1:41:01the year. What's the point of coming here? Then? Aren't thought there's
- 1:41:05apple to fix you? They're just fucking much exactly. That sounds like a
- 1:41:11money grab. Either do you fixing me or you not fixing me? Said,
- 1:41:15well, it's a whole treatment, so like you can't really just be
- 1:41:17cracking it every every time, so you like you're a real chiropractor will send
- 1:41:21you to get X raysed, they'll let you know how fucked up your back
- 1:41:24is, and they'll send you to do x rays after like their recommendation of
- 1:41:27how many times to align your ship back, and then they'll be like,
- 1:41:30look, this is the improvement. Okay, here we go. When you
- 1:41:32are starting a new treatment plan, it's common to have adjustments multiple times a
- 1:41:39week. As your body begins to heal, cam that number could drop to
- 1:41:45just once a week. And if you are pain free and something wants to
- 1:41:48maintain your lifestyle xavier, okay, lifestyle, you might you might want you
- 1:41:55might only need to get an adjustment once or twice a day, just like
- 1:42:00the trice of month. See it sounds like a forever thing, Like yeah,
- 1:42:02well yeah, yeah, you're supposed to maintain your body food. What
- 1:42:05the fuck the gym? Workout? Running? I think yeah, But people
- 1:42:09that go to the gym and work out, they still go get it justice
- 1:42:12stupid, like it helps the circulation. Like, honestly, I probably need
- 1:42:15to go get it justed, like maybe like three times next week. I'm
- 1:42:17gonna go just like be like fuck it, let me just get a couple
- 1:42:20different. That's oh man, that's gonna feel great. I already feel it,
- 1:42:26Aren't You scared that one of those cracks might just make you paralyzed?
- 1:42:29Bro, I've heard someone that they know what they're doing, though okay,
- 1:42:31the some might not. There's lawyers for that's why you go to an actual
- 1:42:34chiropractor, now lord or whatever. You know, Yeah, stupid you go
- 1:42:39to the legit one and like they had like they're like they have a grade
- 1:42:42and you know, people go there. If you go to an empty chiropractory,
- 1:42:45that's a bad sign. Yea. Like usually it's kind of hard to
- 1:42:47get an appointment. If you go to a good chiropractor, you're gonna have
- 1:42:51to probably wait. In California, the average cost for an initial consultation typically
- 1:42:57ranges from ninety to three hundred nah, and follow up business range from sixty
- 1:43:03to one sixty per person. We're looking at about sessions. Sorry, so
- 1:43:08once a month you gotta go there. There's some food that I went to
- 1:43:11and like in like uh Hollywood and shit or like like yeah, and I
- 1:43:15was just like, man, this fool fucking has like methods where I was
- 1:43:18just like food, I don't even know sound healing, Fuck your stupid ass
- 1:43:23sound healing. I need you to crack my back use those muscles for something,
- 1:43:26bitch, Like this fool fucking had you stretches. I was like,
- 1:43:29hey, man, more cracky, bro, fucking less talkie, Bro,
- 1:43:32I fucking ain't trying to listen to you. Tell me about why my back
- 1:43:35is fucked up and why I feel this way. Bitch, I know why
- 1:43:39I feel this way. Fix it? Yeah, straight up. Yeah,
- 1:43:44says the average person needs about twelve irapractic sessions during a six week cycle to
- 1:43:50gain the benefits of a treatment plan for spinal That sounds so bomb, man,
- 1:43:57I get Have you ever had? Have you ever got? Have you
- 1:43:59ever got your adjusted food? Dude? Go dude. At least we should
- 1:44:02document that I'm scared the same ship. All right, We're gonna blog it
- 1:44:08now. I'm scared that I'm gonna be in a fucking wheelchair. It's gonna
- 1:44:11be for Patreon. Dude. Seeing the video, Bro, it just sounds
- 1:44:15scary, like it really does. Like dude, women do it? Bro?
- 1:44:16Like are you more? Are you more scared than a woman? Because
- 1:44:19I've been to so and this ship was not Okay, this fools a license.
- 1:44:23I know, perfect perfect person to go to. We recording the happy
- 1:44:26ending too. No, that's not the same thing that's on massage partner.
- 1:44:30Stupid going to a fucking chiropractor. Anybody, If you know a chiropractor out
- 1:44:34there, let me know this up, we're going to yell and we're going
- 1:44:38to five stars. If you know a dope chiropractor office like should like that,
- 1:44:43let me know. I will reach out to them and see if they
- 1:44:45will let us film it use the flesh light yet? Oh did you use
- 1:44:50it again? That's it, I'm done, done, I'll get you another
- 1:44:54one. What's your review on that? It's cool? Is it better than
- 1:44:58the American America? Nothing better than it was too tight? Yeah? And
- 1:45:02America America one's America, I know. But the Japanese one was really tight.
- 1:45:08Yeah, yeah, big. I figured because they had a display one
- 1:45:12and I was like, what the hell he's don't put his I was just
- 1:45:19like, man, I'm just like, let me try to get I was
- 1:45:25just it was just like, what the hell is nasty? But it just
- 1:45:28looked like it was. It felt like it was really fucking tight, and
- 1:45:30I was like, God, damn, this is tightest fucking there. Julian
- 1:45:34Trigo Xavier don't even have a lifestyle. Bro Hey, I was gonna ask
- 1:45:40you, is there something you got planned for Japan that's different this year,
- 1:45:43I'm gonna go sight seeing, like what s like, what do you mount
- 1:45:46Mount Fuji? Nice? Is it one of the was it super? Why
- 1:45:49is it so famous for? What's so big about it? It's one of
- 1:45:51the tallest mountains in the world or something like that, and the wildlife there
- 1:45:57too. I'm asto gonna go to Osaka, so I'm gonna go to you
- 1:45:59know, or so then I'm gonna are you getting a car now, I'm
- 1:46:02taking a six hour train, yeah, and then uh, and then I'm
- 1:46:05gonna go sleep over there, and then I'm gonna go the next day to
- 1:46:08the Universal two weeks. You said I'm gonna be there for ten days.
- 1:46:12I'm gonna do ten days. I don't want to be too gone, you
- 1:46:14know, but I just I could use a vacation. Bro. It's been
- 1:46:16a lot going on lately. It just fucking hey, it's a lot.
- 1:46:21So I just been I've been kind of working to I was gonna go anyways,
- 1:46:26but now it's just like after this year is done. I even forgot
- 1:46:30my birthday's coming up, Like I didn't know. I didn't fucking know,
- 1:46:34like my girls like, hey, it's like your birthday month. I was
- 1:46:38like I don't even care about that right now, but we'll do something.
- 1:46:41We'll probably be fucking no, it's poorty. You're gonna you're gonna try the
- 1:46:46special K again. Nah, I'm not doing no keademy no more. This
- 1:46:50is probably gonna be the most soberst birthday. I'm probably gonna be in,
- 1:46:55yeah, because I'm probably just gonna be weeding alcohol. Yeah, we need
- 1:46:59an alcohol and art so you know, excuse me. You know what doesn't
- 1:47:03mix good with r SO? Alcohol? Dog? What did you do?
- 1:47:12This ship? Just like it fucking like it takes the RSO takes a different
- 1:47:16turn when you get when you're drunk and you're doing that shot. I take
- 1:47:19three pills. My stomach felt that ship dog in the morning, like a
- 1:47:26the moment it hits you, just like hey food, the oils loosing it
- 1:47:30up, you know what I mean? Like that oil loosens up and that
- 1:47:32shit intensifies. Oh you're taking a big one. So you took six of
- 1:47:36them then? Yeah, got a big pill today. I don't have anymore.
- 1:47:41Man, I'm sad I don't have anymore, but I'm gonna give you
- 1:47:45need a break. Yeah, somebody say, yeah, the oils, but
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