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Russell Crowe’s Swatch: Stephen Hawking Tribute & Jumanji Review · Multiple Nerdgasm

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okay so I've been thinking about this and I've been thinking for a long time
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uhuh you say thinking or drinking oh both welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy I've been drinking a lot while
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thinking about this I think I know why there's no Str walkers in Singapore okay
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we we'll get to why that matters at all in a moment but before we do what is the
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reason it's very hot and sticky here right in your pants now imagine no no no
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I'm just talking about like in Singapore prostitutes are hot and
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generally sticky once Luke's finished with them now imagine the hot and sticky
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M with lots of men being with one woman being hot and
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sticky is this the podcast think this is the podcast this is your intro this week
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H's giving me a terrible look it's the look that will be mirrored by all the
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listeners I like to imagine Luke sits down every week and writes down okay
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potential intros for the podcast and this was the the top of the pile for
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this week I can't remember this for this exactly when or why we decided that it
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was Luke's job to intro the podcast every week yeah I'm not and now I'm
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starting to regret it this okay but imagine like hot sticky prostitutes yeah
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hot no no imagine just you me hot sticky sex
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with okay hot sticky Dan do I get to choose what one person I'm imagining
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this hot sticky sex with yes you can okay great okay I'm picturing it has to
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be luke though oh okay so you imagine that you get wh hot and sticky with that
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one person yeah they times that by 20 for one
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day well well hold on that's a lot because even if you say 1 hour per
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customer you don't work for 20 straight hours surely you don't go for an hour
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also I mean I assume they're allowed to shower you don't know how long I go for
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you do not do an hour with a prostitute I'd probably try to get my money's worth
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no you pay for the hour you pay for the hour I'm staying for the hour you pay
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for the hour and then you go uh sorry about that but then I don't let some
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leav don't you have to apologize to prostitute good for me yeah I'll just be
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like you want to hear about my problems I got some problems to talk
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about you are still on the clock Cindy and you will listen to my problems see
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that's where you got wrong you pay for the whole hour I I don't think you can like break
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it down and pay by the minute it's not a mobile phone prepaid plan yeah no I'm
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pretty sure it's you just decide on the minutes up
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front M so you're like It's a prepaid plan I'm going to I'm going to last 5 to
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7 minutes what would that cost me with
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me bet $10,000 this is turned into a business
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transaction you know there's actually actually look there's a there's a
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prostitute here who charges by the inch I can't afford her obviously but um I
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thought maybe it'll be a cheap night out for you
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so wow that's where did that so you guys are together that's how that's why Luke
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is forming thoughts about things in Singapore cuz he's there Luke is here in
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Singapore thinking about prostitutes apparently yeah
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um I think about prostitutes a lot wherever I am I see it's an interesting
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business venture and I just got kicked I'm sure you listeners uh in case
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you haven't noticed which I'm sure you have Luke's been
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drinking maybe a little I've been trying different Gins okay so on that subject
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Luke uh is at my house and he I have a lot of Gins I a lot of different G you
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have a lot of had you had a lot of gin I've tried all of them about twice so
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far including my homemade gin so I would
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like ask Luke compared you know to all the other gens as Hendrick's there
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there's some Japanese Jin there's Australian Jin there's Jin from Scotland
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there's local Jin from Singapore and there's a one I made
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how does it stack up I've got you just below Hendrick at the moment okay all
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right not bad you got do you actually have a list see because mine not from
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what I know of of you and your tastes in alcohol Luke you don't taste the alcohol
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you just drink you get it down as fast as you can and try not to tast is his
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prerequisite yeah well sure for prostitutes and alcohol okay well here's
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where you where the ranking might come from is I had Hendrick first then I had
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yours and then I had the other ones so so he's just remembering the names of
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the ones that he can inorder yeah I had HRI but you know that's a testament to
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both HRI and my Jin because it means realistically speaking the best one
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should be the one you've had most recently when you're the most drunk
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right I'm not the most drunk well you're the most drunk you
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have been since you started drinking is what I mean it's most drunk I've been
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since I got to Singapore okay well that's something
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you been there I got here yesterday but I was sick right cuz normally you would
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have got drunk right away well he got drunk on the plane and then was sick when he arrived
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so there's that yes I actually slept most of yesterday which was yeah I
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didn't enjoy yesterday you'd be jet lagged a little I imagine I don't know
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how there's no jet lag three hours all right well fine forget it yeah
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it was just I didn't I worked all day I was trying to give him a trying to give
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him an out I worked all day started drinking when I got home from work then
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went to the airport kept drinking on the plane and then got here and then was
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somehow sick don't know what happened that's a [ __ ] yeah he probably also
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didn't expect the wall of heat to hit him this is terrible I've only been to
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the airport in Singapore on a stopover but it was back when I smoked and they
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had a smoking area at the airport which kind of like an out yeah so I and and it
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was I I remember I went out there and I was like oh my God it's [ __ ]
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oppressive it gets worse I don't know how you live here I'm used to it yeah I
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it's no actually I'm in a lot more pain here than I am normally yeah sorry
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there's a reason for it yeah sorry about that it's no it's going from the extreme heat
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to air con constantly so my leg is not
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coping well Luke you see the uh you see the little remote control next to the door
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yeah just turn the aciron off turn it off no but that doesn't help me when I'm
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out walking entire the pain generator the entire length of Singapore which is
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what I do yeah yeah what he does it's
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his thing what I today does he just a long way look this is your first time in
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Singapore what was your first impressions it's [ __ ] hot okay what
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was your Second Impressions then it's [ __ ] hot yeah it is quite hot here it
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is really is have have you noticed anything else the Heat and then the gin
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and then is there anything else you've notit sticky prostitutes oh yeah sorry
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to sleep with the prostitute here did we sorry did we get to the end of that he
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didn't notice any cuz that's that was his point was that's why there aren't
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any there aren't any prostitutes because no one want to sleep with one here he's
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he's been trying to find them and he can't find I'll stop you there if you
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want to know where the prostitutes are I'll tell you I do I really want to know
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there's building on Orchard Road orch
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Towers we going to tow Cally known as
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four floors of whes and um and uh there
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are ladies on each of the floors um just ladies probably not probably not I might
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like to mix it up I'm getting kicked again yeah I'll be honest you probably
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can um they go by race
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and with the higher priced ladies being
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on the uper floors makes sense yes keep them Out Of Reach of the uh the poor
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people yeah yeah and they're grouped they're grouped into ethnic
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categories not by just hotness I think the hotness is implied by the price but
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I couldn't tell you that for sure it's kind of subjective I guess yeah I mean
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it could it's not a good business model to say look I'm the least hot but the
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most expensive find out why
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yeah you know what I mean maybe maybe he'd be intrigued enough to be like she
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must do something yeah like if everyone else is like
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a $100 an hour and you go I'm $400 an
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hour and you're a bit plain looking they might go wow you must do some good
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[ __ ] he's 400 this is our this is our comedy podcast about movies and video
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games and stuff so welcome obviously feeling you know feeling very welcomed
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and and you know right on point this week episode of multiple nerdgasm is is
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it like super illegal to be a prostitute here I don't know it's illegal to do
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everything here so probably like you can't watch porn Here correct don't get
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any ideas Luke it's legal to have a hotel or a whole building of
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prostitutes that are all sticky and
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hot see I worry about the stick I'm getting kicked again clearly you
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clearly do you know we're 10 minutes in to this podcast still talking about
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sticky prostitute yeah welcome welcome to multiple nasm I'll also point out and
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and I don't want this to be I don't want this to be Tethered to this topic in
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anyway but there is two lots of ktie Perry news this week yeah uh which is
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also fairly unusual for this podcast open the new I for a podcast that's
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usually about Star Wars James ju and The Rock we've talked an awful lot about
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prostitutes and we're going to mention Katie Perry twice so uh if you're not a
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regular listener and this is your first time to the show uh welcome uh it takes
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all sorts so we well we do have Katy Perry news I don't necessarily want to
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do a Katy Perry jingle because I'm I'm hoping we won't to future oh yeah I want
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one now too yeah sorry you brought it up then needs to be
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one well they won't be uh California Girls
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no the style cnia girls bet Katy Perry news KY Perry news
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news okay that's the jingle because I'm not going to have time to do one so
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um there's two lots of Katy Perry news uh she has caused the death of someone
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and then she's also face raped someone yeah so yeah I want to go face rap first
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do we want to go rape or murder first I want to know what happened I really do
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cuz I don't know a contestant on American Idol a young man um a 19yearold
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boy his name is Benjamin glaze yes Benjamin glaze so one would assume he's all sticky
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too he he mentioned that he has never kissed anyone before because he saving
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his first kiss for his first real relationship a and so Katy Perry
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insisted that he come over and give her a kiss and he reluctantly went over to
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give her a kiss on the cheek was it Rel she no he didn't want to do it oh okay
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and then he went over and he said all right just on the cheek and then he did
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it once and she said no no no that wasn't good enough he went to do it
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again and she turned and kissed him on the lips okay so I'm just watching this
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clip now look I I I I find it hard to to to say that there's anything wrong with
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this until you consider swapping the genders around exactly yeah but but
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serious in in all seriousness Katy Perry killed a nun yes as far as I
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know well a nun was suing Katie Perry
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and died in court why is a nun suing any uh it's it's a bit convoluted so some
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nuns from an uh a nunnery I guess in La
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tried to sell their nunery and then the Roman Catholic Church went no no no you
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can't sell a nunery you don't own a nunery we own it but by the way what
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were you going to get for it no we think we can do better and so they actually
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put the NY on the market Katie Perry bought it and now these nuns were like
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well hold on we get some of that money surely and they're suing her um well
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they can't how does that work it do sue her no no no it doesn't and uh in court
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I mean I'm hoping that somebody said something like as God is my witness or
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may God strike me dead if I am wrong but she did die uh whilst on the stand like
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oh in call well that's sort of sad because she was so so adamant and
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probably yeah that's wow I feel bad
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for for Katy Perry well I don't yeah yeah CU Katy Perry's done nothing wrong
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in this scenario there property on the market
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she went I'm going to buy that and then a n
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died end of story yeah and that's Katy Perry news let's play
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that jingle again there it is there will be no jingle okay so guys tried pointing that
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out a number of times I'm just I'm just well we might have cut the bit
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where you said that who knows who knows how we go with a new intro look
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guys we've got a lot to talk about tonight uh we don't often tease on this
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show uh but I'm going to tease right now we got some Russell Crow news we got
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some Barbara strand news we got Bigfoot news right we got people in China news
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always a popular subject because we have quite a lot of Chinese listeners we have
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Christopher Eon news we got tiger white Titi news Matt watched a bunch of
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movies we've got Buffy the Vampire slam news and we've got shy abuff news now
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that one we do have a jingle for we do but see now the problem is I mean
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hopefully we'll get to all of these but often we don't that teasing though well
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stay tuned stay tuned we might get there we might not yeah the
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listeners aren't going to remember what you just said like B them anyway do we
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have listeners I'm not even sure I don't know if you've listened this far into
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this episode then you're Die Hard fan we do because something went for something
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wrong with the podcast feed last week and quite a few people wrote in to let
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us know about it thank you for that W really yeah I haven't tried to download
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last week it was it was a day after I was expecting it was that is that the
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problem H there was a bigger issue than just that okay with the feed the feed
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was basically unavailable for I'm not quite sure even how long but uh yeah
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something went funny so thanks for letting us know it's all been fix yeah
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and just from now on just know we're [ __ ] fixing it hold your [ __ ]
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horses doing everything we can no it's actually good if people let us know
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because if you don't we don't know how to fix
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it the sh so that was the sh abuff news jingle
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and uh why is Shia in the news today is
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he still a thing not only is a thing but I believe there's a movie coming out
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based on his own life you're kidding right which will
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also star Shuff as imagine that
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father what see I'm not I know you guys
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are but I'm so not a sh
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buffin well I am but look I don't know what the premise of this movie is going
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to be but I remember that they offered Brandon Lee the role of Bruce Lee in
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dragon the Bruce Lee Story uh which is a great movie Jason scotle um and he
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turned it down because he said are there any sex scenes with my mom and they said
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yes and he said well then I'm not going to [ __ ] do it it sort of makes sense to me fair
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right yeah um sh has obviously gone I'm into anything I'll do literally
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anything but his mom's not playing his mom no but he has to still call out his
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mom's name and pretend to be [ __ ] her okay fair uh it's probably going to be a
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good movie probably going to be a good movie
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yeah Barbara stri cloned her dog do you know that I saw it I saw it in the
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spreadsheet I don't know a whole lot about it though it's like an episode of
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Black Mirror uh look there's not a whole lot about it are people allowed to do
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that now cuz I know Dolly was the sheep that
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got cloned but can people just clone their dogs now I think Barbara strand
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does a lot of stuff that normal people can't and don't do probably true we've
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talked about she's got her own shopping
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mall underground under her house what
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fully stocked and she already owns everything thing but she will only shop
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I'm doing the air quotes here at that mall because why the [ __ ] wouldn't you
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why do you have to shop well you got to got to do something cuz she still enjoys
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shopping she still enjoys shopping but technically she's already owns it does
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anyone else shop there no nobody else shops there but it is fully St why would
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you want anybody else to be there she could I mean she could pay people to
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pretend to shop there if she wanted other people there she'd go to an ual
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shop yeah but I'm just actually even thinking like if you owned that entire
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place then you're not really shopping cuz you're just going to go there and
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why would you do that yourself you just get someone else to go there and get
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food she doesn't choose no no it's not food it's everything it's a mall it's an
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entire Mall jewelry shops CD shops probably not CD shops What What In
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clothing shops just shops like you'd be in a to
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see like I know this I've heard about this people work there or is it just
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there are shops no people work there yeah they have to work in the shops but
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she's the only customer can I say something yes correct
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um when you type Barbara strand into Google the first one that comes up is
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Barbara Stan clone okay that would be concerning except we know that there's a
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dog clone we'll get to that story um followed by Barbara stri and just her
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name followed by Barbara sand song okay Barbara strand age okay the Barbara
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strand effect which I believe is that phenomenon where somebody posted a
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picture of Barber sten's House online and she made a big deal out of it uh and
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so heaps of people saw it and before then only about four people had seen it
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yep yeah no one cared until she made a big deal made deal of it which is and
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then under that is Barbara strand duck
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source and I don't know what that is you don't know what duck sauce is I don't
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know what it's got to do with Barbara strand right because I Duck Sauce I
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didn't know what it was until I got here it's just sauce they give you with
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Chinese food it's basically just sugar oh okay like a source the dream yeah but
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I guess maybe she likes it and has her own brand maybe she does but I I mean
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Paul Newman has a spaghetti sauce click the link and tell
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us no we just going to let it I've I've already moved on and I'm trying to find
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pictures of the more but I don't think there are any yeah I couldn't find any I didn't
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look let's be fair I didn't look that hard but I couldn't find any is it real
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then according to J that's what I was wondering she's got two dogs now
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presumably one is old and sick and going
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to die soon uh and I think it's dead now
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I think it I think it has passed on I think at the last minute she decided
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[ __ ] it I'm richer than God uh I'll just
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clone this and she did oh she got two cloned from the genetic material of her
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previous dog huh
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two yeah they took see two seems weirder than just getting
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one yeah apparently but here's the here's the yeah that's weird
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right because well look it's weird to clone a dog just because you love it because a
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clone is not a zombie of your dead dog it's not
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reincarnation it's essentially a twin that it never had before yeah it depends
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on how they're raised and everything well that's the thing so not only did
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she clone this dog twice right but apparently she's now regretting the
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decision because what she's essentially got is just two more dogs yeah like it's
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not the dog you had it's just two more dogs that look the same they look like
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the dog but they're completely different dogs and she's upset by this yeah um
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she's very upset well she clearly didn't give it much thought it doesn't take
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long to figure that out really if you spend a couple of minutes thinking about
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it I think she probably could have figured that out ahead of time probably
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could have or somebody explained what a clone is did she do both at the same
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time or did she do one and then went that's not the right one I'll try again
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no I think she did them at once yeah see that's just being greedy according to
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the research I've done she she regrets it uh because she's since realized that
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that's not how clones work but she's she's still got hope there's a quote
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here that says I'm waiting for them to get older so I can see if they have her
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brown eyes and her seriousness now a I don't think the eyes are going to change
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color if they're not already the color that they're meant to be then I think
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you just stuck with whatever color they are well I mean eyes do
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as you get older yeah the eyes might be that might the
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Ser I don't about dogs cuz if it's a clone it should sort of follow my eyes
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were always this color think they can they can change a little I think with
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dogs a lot of puppies have like blue eyes and then they grow into other
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colors I think I don't know I'm not a v yeah look I'm not a scientist either but
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uh I do believe that that might be the case but the seriousness
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no I think that decides on how they're brought up yeah probably true yeah so
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just be mean to them and they probably serious well not treating them like The
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Reincarnation of your dead beloved yeah because you can't just go that's not
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what you the first time and you're going to be the same
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thing maybe if you taken notes and you go back and you try to do it exactly the
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same maybe it'll be close is but even then probably not yeah because you can't
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do the same thing every time no you can't I don't think I want to clone my
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puppy do you have a puppy I don't have a puppy no better not clone it then best
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time to clone clone something though would be when they're
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young sure why but why would you have wanted to clone it why why would that
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make any difference at all because they would grow up the same
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well that siblings don't grow up the same and then you just got to back up in
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case something goes wrong you mean you mean have two of them
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to start out with yeah exactly not take not make it like take the DNA when it's
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young but hold on hold on hold on you you there's such a thing as twins right
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they don't eventually become the same person just cuz you had them at the same time
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correct I mean I don't know maybe they do [ __ ] it I don't
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know come to think of it I don't even think I've met twins [ __ ] I don't know
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met twins I've met twins I have cousins that are twins they're not the same but
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did they slowly grow into the same person no did their eyes change color over
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time possibly I know I actually I honestly think that is thing I think eyes changed
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color over time okay that's what we're taking away
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all right that's fine yeah Matt do you want any of Russell Crow's
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stuff uh what's he got maybe Fu he's got he's got a lot do you want a chariot do
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you want a chariot from Gladiator he's probably got some musical
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instruments do you want his ride on lawn mower uh I don't not want his I bet he's
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got a good I bet it's a good one M he would have a great ride although I know
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where he lives in Sydney and he doesn't have a lawn he lives on the he lives on
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the warf so so it's in a mint condition then yeah so Russell Crow is getting a
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divorce uh and he's uh he's saying of that he was married
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Y and uh he's saying that he's basically going broke because of this divorce so
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he's uh he's having an auction at SBE
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called The Art of divorce and uh all his stuff is
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there what you can buy his watch he's selling his watch all right what type of
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watch like is it a fancy watch or like a Swatch it's Russell Crow you think he
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wears a Swatch it is described as a Von
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Constantin a fine and rare Platinum automatic wristwatch there you go I
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don't know what that is so that must be expensive in addition to that there are
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227 items including fine art antique Vehicles Furniture jewelry
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musical instruments Matt very good
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Andia imagine playing Russell Crow's
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guitar now as B yeah I was going to say out of the the only one of us who have
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seen Russell crow live in con 30 yard footer grunts mhm it was the ordinary
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fear of God at the time which was the same band with a different name oh with the same
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letters oh there you go see the only reason why I know the the name of the
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band cuz friend of ROM Were Meant to play at the Metro and then Russell Crow
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came in and went I'm going to buy all the tickets and my band's going to play
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right and kicked them out yep pretty much yeah I bet they weren't that
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expensive either no not really it's the
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Metro like 30 bucks a ticket did you go to Russ CR band did he buy all the
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tickets and then sell tickets to his b or did he just buy all the tickets and
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then let everybody in for free no no he sold
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heel ROM he can they went frz R ROM can play or I'm going to buy all the tickets
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and then he sold them right I don't think he made his money back but his
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band got the play wait a minute hold on hold on hold on I I don't see the logic
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in this he bought all the tickets to a friend old ROM
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concert then sold them on presumably believe the fans of friend ROM no no no
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he he friend of ROM were going to play but then he he went that's not I will
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sell I will sell out the the venue so he purchased all the he said like just
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because you buy all the tickets to a gig doesn't mean you are now the ACT does it
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right no no no he said like FR we're
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going to play and he went no I will buy all he would sell out the show so he
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basically went don't worry about getting them to play I'll pay for the venue for a sellout
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show right did friend r at least get that money
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no okay Jesus that's a crow yeah fral
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got screwed over what a dick yeah you um he's also selling life-size prop horses
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so get into that are they his um they could be yours is that
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something you take from a show he's also selling I want to keep the horses he's
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also selling the chair backs for Denzel Washington and Ridley
29:40
Scott from American Gangster so he
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obviously nicked those as
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well from the from the shoot yeah don't
29:52
you get to keep your own chair probably not well not if you're working Russell
29:58
cuz he steals them yeah I mean they belong to the production I assume I have uh I've only
30:04
ever once been on set where I've had a chair back and I did not get to keep it
30:10
did you try to keep as as I might I certain once you're once you're Russell
30:15
Crow you don't really care if you get in trouble you just take
30:20
stuff you know what I mean like that I love that blanket summary of what it's
30:23
like to be Russell Crow no I mean like if you're on going a shop and take stuff
30:29
who cares like if you're on if I was in a film and really Scott
30:35
was directing it and Denzel Washington was in it I wouldn't [ __ ] dare take
30:38
their chair backs but Russell Crow what the [ __ ] does he care he's like yeah so
30:43
you're basically you're sitting on set you're in between Ridley Scott and yeah
30:49
and and Denzel Washington and you're looking and you say [ __ ] you say under
30:53
your breath [ __ ] I wish I had those two chair back those two specific chairbacks
30:57
and then you hear voice behind you going just [ __ ] take it yeah like [ __ ] him
31:02
take it mate easy to you to say Russell Crow he's like just watch [ __ ] watch
31:07
some guy with a guitar there he just goes look I'm taking it I'm taking it
31:10
right now no one's saying a thing no one's saying a goddamn thing yeah go the
31:14
rabitos cuz I'm Crow and I'll take what I [ __ ] want well he still owns the
31:20
rabitos does he yeah he's selling them too yeah maybe you can get the the
31:25
auction well I tell you they're not doing particular well this season so no
31:29
they're are zero for two yeah so I'll give him 20
31:38
bucks well we'll follow up on that after the auction ends we'll see if Luke's bid
31:43
let's see if it's a silent bid LS on 20 bucks let's I mean look if no one else
31:48
wants the Rabbid o you might pick it up for a Ste I've got
31:51
them I don't know what I would do with them keep letting them play football I
31:57
would say yeah I I'm say what I me what are the options
32:02
really let him play football or don't shut the team down I don't know
32:08
what i' do with them maybe form my own band you're now the ice [Laughter]
32:14
capades have him build me a condo why
32:20
not was a weird episode I watched a movie this week yeah
32:27
I watched two movies this week go on uh one of them I know Luke liked mhm and
32:33
one of them I'm fairly certain he didn't actually we were talking about this just
32:38
before we started recording that's the reason that I could of find that that he
32:42
he differs in opinion on this movie but we first we'll talk about the one that
32:45
Luke likes uh Close Encounters Welcome to the Jungle oh you like oh you like
32:52
Close Encounters do you no I hate close encounters so this is just another
32:57
example of luk going rogue on this podcast I know taking a stance against
33:03
Steven Spielberg's Masterpiece oh so we are going okay talk about that first he
33:07
that good no man you you you can call it I'm just I'm just still flabbergasted if
33:12
I if I may use that word so you didn't like
33:15
Janie that's no I did like Janie oh okay it's a great movie it's pretty good it's
33:22
not it's terrible but it's good enjoyable yeah I enjoyed it but it is
33:27
[ __ ] Terri fun movie all right for someone who didn't love the
33:33
rock you know what I mean like love the rock yeah I like him someone who just
33:39
likes him I would I would I would father his children I know I know what I mean
33:44
is Matt as someone who likes him but doesn't like like him sure and therefore
33:49
doesn't have uh you know any kind of
33:52
super objective to to to like this film uh how does it
33:59
rate um I I don't think it's as good as
34:03
uh everybody it got kind of not really rave reviews but it was just everyone
34:08
was like oh man that was really really really good I've not heard of bad word
34:11
about it yeah it was it was entertaining I mean it's not it wasn't I expected
34:16
more from it based on the opinions that I had heard but I wasn't disappointed it
34:20
was it was good okay so how do it compare to say Baywatch well see I enjoyed Baywatch
34:26
more because quity mov I hadn't expected to like it at
34:31
all actually no I'll agree with that like Baywatch I thought was going to be
34:37
terrible MH because I heard yeah terrible things about it it's all dick
34:42
jokes but when I watch movies jokes fun dick
34:47
jokes mhm like it was yeah completely over the top dick
34:53
jokes yes over the top of your dick and I mean jamanji had dick jokes in it as
34:59
well be fair okay yeah that's good it did in fact this is the first film that
35:04
I didn't hate Jack Black in I think oh he was quite good in this wait do you
35:09
hate High Fidelity with John cusac I I've not seen hord deli with
35:14
John Cusack oh you haven't oh man no what were you doing in the '90s I don't
35:19
know you Jack Black that I mean it
35:24
doesn't it surprised me yeah um
35:28
he uh well I just whenever I think of Jack Black I think of King Kong and he
35:34
was just so [ __ ] awful in that movie well see I haven't seen King Kong so
35:38
that's why I'm probably still okay with him you haven't had him ruined for you
35:42
mind I didn't mind King Kong didn't mind no I liked King Kong I just didn't Jack
35:46
Black in it I lik the game cuz it got it was a very easy thousand gamer
35:52
score but Jumanji he uh he's the premise is Luke already kind of
35:58
talked about this I think previously the premise is that jamanji becomes a video
36:01
game in order to fit in which is which I thought was great yeah yeah that was
36:05
kind of a cool little thing whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa he became a video game to
36:10
fit in I I seem to rec I seem to recall uh us playing video games back in the
36:17
day uh and were ridiculed for being nerds which we are that's to fit in it's
36:22
like jamanji was a board game and then this kid was given the board game and
36:27
he's like I play board games I play video games this was in the '90s that
36:30
this took place okay and and then it was a great adaption of it yeah so it it the
36:36
the the game transformed itself into a video game so that the kid would play it
36:40
nice that's kind of where this kicks off and then I think in the future it'll
36:44
probably transform itself into Cards Against Humanity probably back into a board game
36:50
or a c into a card game Hiers will play it right and then we just let them live
36:56
there but Jack Black's character is a teenage girl like the the the player is
37:02
a teenage girl and so Jack Black plays a teenage girl but who looks like Black
37:06
Jack Black and it's quite funny yeah I can see why that would be funny I think
37:09
he plays a girl very well I think he studied teenage girls quite quite in
37:14
depth so jamanji thumbs up from me and from Luke presumably and Dan you haven't
37:18
seen it yet obviously have you you should watch it no I haven't will M it's
37:23
a fun movie yeah I liked it all right so we watched close in Encounters of the
37:28
Third Kind because I really enjoy it and I it was the 30th Anniversary recently
37:33
and uh there's a special edition of it and Jenna hadn't seen it there's nothing
37:38
special about that movie something else reminded me about it I can't remember
37:42
what it was I think you had to communicate with some aliens
37:47
sonically and that probably reminded you true well and actually we went to cuz we
37:50
went to the devil's Peak when we were on our road trip honeymoon so we've been
37:56
there and so that also uh I was like oh we should watch we
37:59
should watch this yeah cuz it's features prominently in it now I really enjoy
38:04
Close Encounters I like it a lot like a lot I think it's a [ __ ] excellent
38:08
movie MH because it is yeah and but I know that Luke is not impressed by Jenna
38:14
wasn't that impressed by it she said she didn't hate it but she wasn't that
38:17
impressed by it thought it was an old people movie didn't she what do you like
38:21
what don't you like why don't you like it it's slow yes that's fine it's an '
38:25
80s movie like 7s Maybe 70s late 70s yeah yeah yeah but late 70s also gave us
38:32
Star Wars which was fast sure faster it was faster and more
38:37
intense yeah do do you guys know about the Star Wars uh and close encounters
38:43
connection I know that they were friends Lucas and Spielberg is there more to it
38:47
than that there is so Lucas rapped uh
38:53
Star Wars and Spielberg was currently
38:56
shooting uh Close Encounters right
39:00
and so Lucas visited the set of Close
39:03
Encounters at one point and had been watching dailies
39:08
for Star Wars and starting to think is this going to be any good you know I
39:14
mean Lucas famously wasn't happy with it you know that's why he's still tinkering
39:20
with it to this day you know and he kind of he called Steven and he was like [ __ ]
39:24
man I think I've made a kids movie and Steven was like no no I'm sure it's fine
39:28
come on down I'm doing my film come and come and have a look so he came in out
39:32
to where is it Death Valley yeah it's in Wyoming yeah and uh
39:38
not Death Valley Devil's Peak Peak and uh and was like [ __ ] Stephen this looks
39:45
great this is going to be a [ __ ] instant classic I've made a [ __ ] kids
39:49
movie and you probably made the highest grossing film of all time and Steven was
39:54
like no man I think I think you're really you're really playing down Star
39:58
Wars I think it's I think it's really got legs and uh so George said look I'd
40:04
prefer to have [ __ ] backend points on on this whatever you're making here than
40:07
on my piece of [ __ ] kids movie and Steven's like well if you want to put
40:11
your money where your mouth is they made a bet I'll trade you two and a half
40:14
points on uh Close Encounters for two
40:18
and a half points on Star Wars right and uh they estimated that Steven made about
40:24
$60 million for doings for taking those two and a half
40:30
points wow there you go yeah Not a Bad Bet cuz I shim close en count is
40:36
obviously I think it was popular at the time right it was it was it was an
40:39
absolute hit but uh didn't break every box record in the world like Star Wars
40:44
did and it doesn't get Luke's seal of approval it really does not oh actually
40:50
seal of approval let's go to geek and awake oh yeah
40:56
right the we oh yeah that's uh that's not in here but obviously yeah we it's not in here
41:02
and I just thought cuz we actually decided that you need to go through me
41:05
to get geeked week and um actually think what we decided was that it was a
41:10
democracy and that you could easily be over ruled I think yeah you just you
41:15
just you just have decided that you get to to veto the geek of the week yes but
41:21
I I'm not vetoing this one right okay
41:25
this one Ste Hawkings he lived Hawkings there's only
41:32
one only one I call him the hawk yeah the hawk hawk Hawkins The Hawk yeah the
41:37
hawk yeah married to Jennifer Hawk di finally finally I don't say finally
41:44
isn't a bad thing is he lived like 50 years longer than
41:49
he than he was given yeah 50 years longer than Luke
41:55
wanted him to
41:58
finally about [ __ ] time he really he
42:03
really outlived his life expectancy and he did go for him like that's awesome
42:09
I'm not saying it's a bad thing I'm not saying I wanted him to die I say this though
42:15
[ __ ] what's it doing for him now you
42:21
know live a million years if you want once you're dead it's like what you may
42:24
have lived nothing you may as well
42:28
nothing that's true but uh you know if you don't know who Steph Hawking was I
42:33
don't know why you're listening to this podcast everyone know because you followed #
42:40
prostitute that's actually here I did have to explain to people at work who
42:45
Steven Hawking was which is really hard to explain it's like what did you tell
42:50
them yet I I'd be very interested can you I W pleas yeah please explain to the
42:55
know we might have listen who don't know who he is Luke that's right biography I
43:00
went I went he's the hawk and he went what and I Tony Hawk Tony Hawk yeah Tony
43:06
I pretended to have beers with Tony Hawk once go on yeah right you did I actually
43:10
had I got to the point where it went the guy in the wheel wheelchair who talks
43:15
like a robot and like Davos from Doctor Who
43:19
yeah Professor got from that how how would you explain him
43:26
that's what he was famous for being in a wheelchair talking like a robot I mean that's
43:33
not right no but honestly if he didn't know who he was explaining what he does
43:39
about science and everything and black holes and relativity it not going to
43:43
help anything just creates a bunch of black holes the guy in theair talks like
43:48
a robot is probably help mhmm y yep you read any of these
43:54
books that's fair I can't read history of everything is he right brief history of yeah I
44:00
don't know how to read books no brief history of the universe it's called
44:04
sorry yeah I call [ __ ] on his theory that time travel doesn't
44:10
exist okay why is that because you'd
44:14
know the proof that he went with was he
44:17
had a birthday party mhm yep and then he only invited people after it
44:24
happened right like told no one else that was happen
44:28
and then went if time travel existed someone would have arrived and gone to
44:33
my party mhm how many tickets do you have on yourself that think that people come
44:39
back to time travel just to go to your birthday party I think it was more of a
44:43
thought experiment than uh anything else no no no I he was really hoping that
44:47
they come yeah I think it was a sad day for him a he discovered time travel
44:51
doesn't exist and B he realized that no one came to his party and then he died
44:56
and then he I suicide yeah yeah I honestly think like
45:01
he thinks he's that important that if time travel existed that would be the
45:06
party they would go to I don't want to go to a Stephen Hawkings
45:11
party I could think of better party better party to go to I think we need a
45:16
especially because you know no one else is going to be there just be you and him
45:20
sitting in your wheelchairs talking to each other although he's right you know
45:23
because it's like did anyone show up to the party no
45:28
iess no but here's the thing right if we do get into the future right if we get
45:34
into it somehow by just staying here in the present until until the present
45:39
becomes the future and somebody does invent time travel right there's not one
45:45
single person that goes guys did we go back to Steven's
45:51
party and everyone's like no but seriously though I mean presumably this
45:56
is quite a story so you don't think someone would do that just to prove him
46:00
wrong Matt I'll prove to you no one ever will no one did because it happened and
46:06
no one ever went back yeah I guess it's just not really proof of anything no
46:11
it's not proof of anything it could be proof of a multiple universe
46:18
theory yes could be but it also might not be proof of that no one rocked up to
46:22
that one but in the other Universe everyone rocked up well or every single
46:27
person that changed the SpaceTime Continuum to go back to his party
46:30
created its own unique
46:38
Universe gdau gotten got some Flack this week for her tweet about Steph Hawkings
46:44
did you see that no I didn't see it no she said something along the lines of
46:50
now he's free of his physical constraints and people got angry at her
46:54
for being an ableist it was it was that that was amongst you know it was just a
46:58
nice little tweet yeah she was just being poetic and sweet right yeah yeah
47:03
and like oh like you you only like people he it must have been so horrible
47:10
for him probably was yeah well that's that's the other people were like if you
47:14
think he didn't want to not be in a wheelchair there's something wrong with
47:18
you he was he wasn't just in a wheelchair he couldn't move anything but
47:23
one thing I mean yeah one of the greatest Minds of our time dying SL
47:29
inside of a limp body yes we have to pretend that he was perfectly fine with
47:33
that he yeah he was wonderful he wanted age he's like this keeps me
47:38
grounded this keeps me and also that's not what she meant anyway she was just
47:43
it was just a nice little thing that she said and so yeah but people got mad
47:46
about it yeah people get mad about he just means his ghost went to heaven okay
47:51
leave it as right even though and I could take more issue with that because
47:55
he almost certainly didn't believe that so well Matt you can believe in God or not he's
48:00
real what I don't know I'm just saying if there is a God he doesn't give a [ __ ]
48:05
whether you believe in him or not oh right sure well he would know why I
48:10
don't and and then and if he doesn't
48:14
overrated if he exists and I don't believe in him he knows why and it's his
48:19
fault so I was actually think about this today fans are the worst thing ever fans
48:25
of God or no no just fans fans of this
48:28
podcast fans fans are terrible these days don't listen to him listeners he's
48:34
drunk go on no no no no one says anything nice anymore
48:40
it's always about how bad everything is oh
48:44
yeah it really is like no we even with Star Wars we only talk about the bad
48:49
points we don't talk about the good points no one talks about good stuff
48:52
anymore it's really sad we do we do from time to time I know but it's very easy
48:58
for everyone to focus on the negative these days very true we a culture of
49:02
outrage on the internet I think the internet is toxic they um
49:08
they've done studies that show that if you say on Twitter tweets with high
49:13
numbers of kind of high levels of outrage or or anger or all all that all
49:19
those those sorts of things are more popular and so people are drawn to them
49:24
and news outlets uh post stuff more stuff like that because it gets
49:28
retweeted and posted more it's just kind of all forming this big kind of culture
49:34
of negativity I think yeah and I don't like it let's all be nice you wouldn't
49:40
like it and that's why Luke is geek of the week everyone just
49:46
[Laughter] my my opinion is right and everyone
49:52
should listen to me y long you're not hurting anyone it's all good listeners
49:57
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50:28
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50:33
lot funnier before we record and
50:38
after yes sometimes yes there's often conversations we have that we regret
50:44
having not on the show yeah so it's really hard cuz we like to talk to each
50:49
other but then we don't record until and then we go we should record this I must
50:54
say that's better than what we used to do which was to try really hard not to
50:58
talk to one another during the week so that literally all of our conversations
51:02
could happen on air yeah yeah I get really lonely that didn't work well yeah
51:08
that was even worse especially when we lived together Dan yes it was they be
51:11
like hey man have you played and you're like sh ask me on the podcast it's a
51:15
little like now you know like at work I don't see you guys I get home I don't
51:19
see you guys like we kind of meet online and so it's a little easier to whereas I
51:24
get home and it's like oh hello yeah I'll be in my room good
51:28
day yeah let's not talk about on Sunday Matt you know what I'm really
51:33
looking forward to playing what's that I really want to play Fallout 3 and
51:37
Fallout 4 via you should stop hoping for that I got some bad news for you buddy
51:44
yeah the uh the project has been terminated right I I can't say I'm
51:51
altogether surprised but uh do you want to break it down to why am a little
51:56
surprised Ed by this yeah it's a little it's a little interesting like and I'm
52:01
not quite sure what the problem was they haven't said as such the problem was
52:06
with the uh the the voices the acting
52:09
voice acting so something about the
52:14
getting the voice acting moved into the
52:18
new engine was a problem you mean a rights issue or literally just how do I
52:24
import these files kind of legal issue no importing was easy right be are
52:30
actually quite good with mods they're quite happy for people to do their thing
52:36
and create stuff but when they went we're going to make this and then use
52:40
all the audio they went you can't do that and and it's even like it's not
52:45
necessarily because people were like well just don't distribute the the the
52:49
assets like you can't do that anyway you you provide the mod and then the person
52:53
has to own the the original game and then you you know you copy the the the
52:58
Fallout 3 that you own over and then you can you can play it and that's how they
53:02
get around it but something about new platform the something about it uh makes
53:08
it illegal and then they had considered just re-recording all the
53:12
voices to get around it and then they were like we're going to [ __ ] replace
53:15
Liam niss and Malcolm mcdal and all these actors like you can't do that
53:20
ridiculous like it just wouldn't be the same so I don't even like I don't really
53:25
know what the problem was specifically I just because I don't know if they've
53:30
maybe they haven't said I haven't seen it Luke have you seen an actual
53:34
explanation of what the issue is it was actually just the audio that fact I went
53:39
you can't use the voices you can't use the sound files
53:44
because but like even even having not they're not them not providing the sound
53:49
files even people who owned the game using their own sound files they said
53:55
legally that's an issue but I don't know why well because
53:59
like well this is the whole thing like with people voice acts and everything they're paid
54:06
differently and that's what like the whole Rider strike was cuz they get
54:09
screwed over a lot and I think that's where it just comes down to like they went like you
54:14
can't can't have the sound files played in a different engine without repaying
54:19
yeah pretty much right okay you would probably have a term on uh on the usage
54:26
and it's probably lapsed yeah it's interesting and they can't just
54:31
re-record because it wouldn't have the same vocals like they could release the
54:35
mod the mod's not the problem it's the audio which is always like even
54:41
streaming they can't they can't release the mod now because it was an open
54:45
source project and people anybody who contributed owned the rights to their
54:50
component of the mod code and because of this legal issue a lot of people have
54:56
went or actually I don't want to be involved now cuz cuz I don't want to be
54:59
legally liable for anything and so they've pulled out and so now there
55:02
actually is no mod anymore it's like it dissolved completely if they just
55:07
released the mod like no sounds it would be fine that wasn't a
55:12
problem it was it was the audio no one would play that
55:17
no and and now they can't do it because some of the people involved audio well
55:23
also why would they bother would be hundreds of hours and no
55:27
one's going to do that for free but it is still a little odd
55:33
because Fallout 3 has text so like you could just not have the
55:39
voices so I I I don't know also the
55:42
other thing is remakes and re like are a big thing these days like they're
55:49
they're re-releasing a lot of games and it might be that they might be releasing
55:53
Fallout 3 soon yeah maybe cuz that's a great game I would love to
55:59
play that again it was very good and if they updated version I would pay for
56:04
that it's just weird because uh Bethesda as you said has been pretty good with
56:08
this in the past and there's there's mods for uh you know like new engines
56:11
from for morrowwind and for uh some of the older Elder Scrolls game and people
56:16
are working on Skyrim ones as well and then now everyone's like oh [ __ ] Are
56:20
they going to have the same problem like is this it's it's legal until something
56:25
about the the the voice acting is going to shoot all these projects down audio has always
56:30
been the big thing like if you want to stream a video on Twitch or YouTube or
56:34
anything oh yeah you turn the music off
56:38
yeah and audio is pretty much a big part like they had a big strike about this
56:43
recently which changed a lot of games yeah and I think it's just come down to
56:48
that like and also I really think they might be re-releasing 4out 3 soon H
56:53
that's a rumor I made up right right now yeah we know but there anything we've
56:59
learned that's that's how these things get done like the Rampage movie and J wi
57:05
taking over Justice League and yep the many other predict honestly if they Rel
57:11
re-release for that three now would you buy it and play
57:15
it no but only because i' I've I have to I've banned myself from buying games okay
57:22
Dan would you like a Fallout 3 on I'd like it I I've played Fallout 3 through
57:29
twice I I probably wouldn't play it again I'd play Fallout 4 again cuz I
57:33
only played that once and I'd certainly hang out for Fallout five all right if
57:38
they re re-release it I would give them money again I think a lot of other people
57:44
would oh yeah Ru ruin my story sorry Luke ask me
57:50
again D would you like to play Fallout 3 again on absolutely mate it's it's one
57:55
of my favorite games yeah yeah I played over and
57:59
over they need another Fallout and they're not going to make a Fallout for
58:04
New Vegas so just re re-released Fallout
58:08
3 it's free money just take
58:15
it why don't they want money who knows um speaking of free
58:21
money uh Fox is Apparently after some money they they've been
58:26
uh according to this article repeatedly discussing Reviving Buffy the Vampire
58:32
Slayer it comes up all the time and they've said they won't do it without
58:38
Jos Wen involved and he's not interested in doing it and it just makes me wonder
58:44
at what point are they going to not care if he is involved and I feel like that's
58:49
not going to take too long well wouldn't it be the time for
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not to care with him being involved with his whole he's not actually The Golden Child
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anymore yeah yeah Al look I don't think we need
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a buffy reboot no I do not want one we've already we technically we've
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already had one yeah it was called series of
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Buffy and it was great and it ended but then I don't necessarily think we need a
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remake of anything I'm not quite sure why they why
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we have to keep remaking things cuz know yeah I know from from a business
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perspective sure but I also everyone knows the name and it makes money yes I
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don't yeah I know why I just feel like it's we could be making better stuff not
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better stuff different stuff yeah I agree so we don't need a buffy Revival
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in my opinion well it definitely won't be for us it's definitely not going to
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be a Nostalgia piece it's it's gonna it's gonna be like the Teen Wolf show
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yeah like you can't re Buffy was it something of the error like you can't be
1:00:00
something of this the the kids that watch it are not going to know it's
1:00:03
based on an old show no right yeah that was canell watch the old show and
1:00:09
they'll go yeah it's not like you're going to have Spike or Angel come back
1:00:14
and replay their characters because that's not going to work cuz they're
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they're old now but that's the thing is they probably would they would they'
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have them do something in the show yeah Spike yeah you'd have one of them had
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played they're not working at the moment so they're going to say yes James
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Masters would show up as like a different character or something in one
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scene actually I think they would all show up cuz who's working in Nicholas
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Brendan would play Giles yeah if he's out of prison yeah yeah yeah that's
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right he would play JS but he'd be drunk yeah and uh it would be wonderful do any
1:00:48
of them work anymore yeah uh Alison hanan's still doing stuff I think she's
1:00:54
not like hosting TV shows and stuff I don't know about I mean Anthony head's a
1:00:59
musician well he was always a musician I've just done air
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quotes sure I think Sarah Michelle G still in stuff right no she's not she's
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um she doing her husband got a cooking
1:01:13
thing or something yeah cook books right
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yeah Alison Hagen hans's I don't think doing much no she I I me she was hosting
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pen andella's Fullers for a while oh really yeah so I think she's still
1:01:30
around I don't know about the others oh James Masters is on some of the DC Comic
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shows I think I reckon just let's bring back Buffy but the original cast and
1:01:42
just don't question the age of them Tara mlay is a director now
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everyone just agrees to ignore that they've aged and just go with it yeah
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season n just yep that's how it happens there was a season 9 it was just a comic
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book no season 8 was a comic book and nine also nine oh I didn't know I didn't
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know there was nine they continued on I I'm pretty sure there was eight and nine
1:02:10
at least and they maybe still I knew it was eight well you're
1:02:15
correct yep say it's season 10 and you just don't question the raise but you get them all
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back well josa said he always wished that Buffy would continue on after his
1:02:26
death but you know after his we have to kill him so I don't want to kill him that's a bit
1:02:33
harsh no but you did want Steven Hawking to die so I did he wanted more than one
1:02:39
Steven Hawking to die he wanted Steven Hawkings to die that's right multiple
1:02:44
yeah multiple Steven Hawkings death gasm I want that yeah I want that nasm I want
1:02:51
it multiple times okay can I tell you about a TV show that I that we watched this week
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pleas please do uh I'm going to recommend it to everybody it's on
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Netflix it's a new series on Netflix hopefully it's available in in the
1:03:05
country you live in listener or co-host it's called nailed it yes and yes are
1:03:11
you You' seen it we've watch seen them
1:03:14
all it's so good amazing it's so bad
1:03:19
exactly it's I I can't believe like just
1:03:22
the [ __ ] rough edges they to go on it yeah so listen it's called nailed it
1:03:29
it's a baking show where they get like a bunch of people who are [ __ ] at baking
1:03:33
on people who can you think they're good yeah well they don't all think they're
1:03:38
good but they all they're all having some of them yeah and they say oh you
1:03:42
know here's some fancy cake you have to make you have to replicate it and that
1:03:47
no one could make if and and like that's pretty that's a pretty funny premise as
1:03:53
it is that they make is so off that it's
1:03:59
genius yes and like there a woman who who just forgets to put any flour and in
1:04:05
the cake and just pours like [ __ ] eggs and milk into the cake tin how
1:04:10
could you forget that I want to know what instructions they were actually
1:04:14
giving them but I I feel like they found somehow just the most entertaining
1:04:20
contestants like it's just every episode is just really good and but it's also
1:04:25
it's got all these rough edges left on it which really I find really endearing
1:04:29
like yeah there you know like the the the [ __ ] creu will bring out stuff
1:04:34
that they forgot like in the middle of a a shot and like there's that episode
1:04:39
where one of the judges just leaves to pick up his kids yeah and comes back in
1:04:43
with coffees for everyone and and then and he's like he's like on the mic to
1:04:46
the producer going oh yeah I've got a babysitter situation I've got to go no
1:04:49
I've got to go mate I've got to go I'm close I'll I'll be back yeah it's
1:04:54
nothing I can do mate and gets up and leaves and then the rest of them are
1:04:57
like is he coming back and they leave it all in he's there to plug uh Super
1:05:02
Troopers to like he's there to get his
1:05:06
movie some so it's just so funny and I old that woman on the first
1:05:13
episode she's like tell them what they' won she's like what if they
1:05:16
won I like the fact on the first episode she's just like walking in the pantry go
1:05:22
I'm I'm going to take this pot I like this pot I'm keeping
1:05:26
oh yeah I know and then everyone goes to the pantry and they're just like oh is
1:05:29
that vodka everyone's just drinking the vodka and
1:05:33
like it's just so awesome like it's so it's so bad but it's just so great cuz
1:05:39
it's just people doing themselves it's just like I said it's just all the all
1:05:45
the rough edges are left on it it's like what a reality show is is probably
1:05:48
really like before they tidy it up for television like it's like the first 20
1:05:54
minutes of this podcast cast yeah but less
1:06:00
sticky although there was there is some there is some sticky stuff in it I mean
1:06:05
cake batter and stuff I don't mean semen so yeah nailed it check it out and
1:06:11
mostly I'm like I want more people to watch it cuz I want them to make more of
1:06:14
it I want more season I've watched the entire season one they need to make
1:06:19
more yeah I really want and they must like although the price is actually
1:06:24
quite a lot of money 10 grand per episode yeah yeah so give him like a thousand
1:06:30
bucks and make more episodes but they make him pick up the money off the
1:06:34
floor they shoot it at him it's just so it's just so good it's just
1:06:41
so [ __ ] that it's good it's it's kind of like uh if you
1:06:48
got to just make a make a game show in your loung
1:06:53
room this might be what it would be like yeah and at first the the woman who
1:07:00
hosts it I thought she I'm like oh [ __ ] she's GNA be she's so annoying she's
1:07:04
hilarious yeah I just yeah she's great no y I think we all recommend this like
1:07:11
nailed it you guys see that uh that movie from 10 15 years ago where Sam
1:07:17
Rockwell plays a TV game show host who's also a Hitman no sounds good it's called
1:07:24
Confessions of a dangerous mind mind and it is oh I've heard of that well worth
1:07:28
taking a look at okay something else is worth taking a
1:07:33
look at that's on Netflix uh it's kind of the opposite of nailed it uh in many
1:07:39
ways uh is the documentary series
1:07:44
wormwood uh if you like True Crime what's that this is a great series it's
1:07:49
about MK Ultra oh the the situation in the in the 60s where the American
1:07:54
government was CAU out uh testing LSD uh on people that didn't realize
1:08:00
they were in a clinical test and then uh one of them jumped out of
1:08:06
window um that's pretty messed up yeah yes and the the documentary is told from
1:08:11
the point of view of that guy's son who was only about five or six at the time
1:08:15
who spent his entire life trying to piece together what really happened and
1:08:21
the documentary is I think it's six parts directed by Errol Morris who's
1:08:27
who's tops and uh it's it's just
1:08:31
beautifully made and it's a slow burn
1:08:35
they really they they drip feed the uh
1:08:39
the story in but it's it's fascinating oh I might have to give that a watch
1:08:45
agreed I do like a bit of True Crime got some Christopher eckl news yeah do we
1:08:51
have a crystal for eckl news jingle we don't it doesn't come up often
1:08:57
enough to to Warrant one it's a shame though cuz I I like Christopher eckelson
1:09:01
much more than I like Katie Perry for example well this is kind of a Marvel
1:09:05
movie news in a way because the pr like the article uh is about Christopher eckl
1:09:11
talking about how he hates you know kind of tent pole action films hates being in
1:09:15
them I should say and uh then just in yeah just don't be an actor it's
1:09:20
probably the wrong career for somebody who doesn't like being in films well I
1:09:23
think I think something he doesn't like being in films he doesn't like being in
1:09:26
those films I think but you can pass on them yeah just tell your agent I just
1:09:31
don't want those kind of films based on his sentiments I think he's probably
1:09:34
going to so he said uh working on something like GI Joe was horrendous
1:09:39
well yeah I can and I want I've seen it I can understand he said I just want to
1:09:43
cut my throat every day and Thor just put a gun in your mouth fing hell so he
1:09:49
did not enjoy taking part in the making of gi. Joe or Thor the Dark World look I
1:09:53
can I can maybe see GI Joe because that's a piece of [ __ ] but Thor the Dark
1:09:57
World is a great movie um yeah I agree look if he' said he didn't like sitting
1:10:02
for the makeup okay fine I can understand that yeah look like a pain in
1:10:06
the eyes a lot of makeup on but it just you just don't like being in big movies
1:10:11
did he like being in 28 Days Later I love him in 28 Days
1:10:15
Later maybe I hope so I hope so too I'd hate to think that he had a horrible
1:10:21
time while making that but this article goes on to talk
1:10:24
about other actors who were kind of unhappy working on Marvel films there
1:10:28
some interesting nuggets of uh information in here like Edward Norton
1:10:32
apparently refers to himself in a third person and so everyone else hated that
1:10:36
they're like [ __ ] Ed's still talking about himself in the third person no no
1:10:39
no it's just that there's this quote here and it says uh Edward Norton
1:10:43
talking about the Incredible Hulk and it says Norton told Entertainment Weekly I
1:10:46
regret that Marvel and Norton didn't come to an agreement where we could have
1:10:49
all work together the Press is what kept Edward and Marvel from talking to each
1:10:53
other that's this is apparently a quote from him saying that that's uh so I
1:10:58
think something's going to Ry with the quote yes I have a feeling that that's
1:11:02
somebody's publicist making a statement for them and uh and forgetting to change
1:11:08
the uh that's yeah the name ter how wasn't happy before we go
1:11:14
on I just I just want to point out the of Forgotten Marvel movie that Edward
1:11:18
Norton is in is one of my favorites the of Forgotten one HK he in
1:11:25
no I just mean that oh yeah the original Hulk was Edward Norton and it's the same
1:11:30
Hulk was but but all three no I wasn't
1:11:35
it that Eric like the second Hulk was actually good but then he couldn't come back to
1:11:41
film R prise his character he had something else on wasn't it they now
1:11:46
they fight him yeah oh but but they are like they're not reboots of one another
1:11:51
that's that's the same character he just looks different yeah yeah yeah yeah yes
1:11:55
they recast him oh I I thought they were different movies well like different
1:12:00
they are different movies I didn't think that I didn't think that were the same
1:12:04
universe no they are they're all Cannon oh yeah but he Edward
1:12:09
Norton when they would looking at Avengers they decided that he was not a
1:12:14
good fit for Avengers and they fought him do think the new Hulk is good oh
1:12:21
yeah he's great but I I'd loved Edward Norton and I love that film it was it
1:12:26
was really good very gritty and I like that I haven't seen it oh it's good man
1:12:32
it's pretty good no I haven't I mean don't watch it before you watch any of
1:12:36
the Iron Man movies which you also haven't seen I haven't seen a lot of
1:12:40
Marvel movies none of the Iron Man's none of the hulks well apparently Micky
1:12:45
Ro right you know Iron Man 2 is notoriously not a good movie or
1:12:49
considered not a good movie apparent although apparently you should give it a
1:12:51
rewatch According to some websites look but Rick Mickey Rock is in it yes he is
1:12:56
uh and he says in this article that basically he he wanted to do a bunch of
1:13:03
research and he wanted to go to Russia well actually I think he went to Russia
1:13:07
uh and and spent three months on his accent and wanted to do all this kind of
1:13:11
very serious character stuff for whiplash his character and they were
1:13:15
like no no don't worry about it pick up the whips yeah just swing the whips
1:13:20
around mate we got it no worries and then yeah and he said he says that can
1:13:25
make somebody at the end of the day say well [ __ ] him I'm just going to mail it
1:13:28
in but I'm not that kind of guy I'm never going to mail it
1:13:31
in but he's also not going to work on the films again I think and Hugo weaving
1:13:36
as well was not really happy in uh Captain America he was he says it's not
1:13:42
something I would want to do again I'm glad I did it uh I did sign up for a
1:13:46
number of pictures and I suppose contractually I would be obliged to if
1:13:49
they forced me to but they wouldn't want to force someone to do it if they didn't
1:13:52
want to do it easy I don't know how I would bring him
1:13:57
back well Fair Point Infinity Stones oh
1:14:01
yeah oh and nidr Ela also was unhappy what the Dark World he's done he's come
1:14:07
back again and again I know this is this is a quote from is bigger every time I'd
1:14:12
just done eight months in South Africa filming Mandela a long walk to freedom I
1:14:16
came to England and the day I came back I had to do re-shoot on Thor two and in
1:14:20
the actual scene my hair was different and and then he sigh and he says look I
1:14:24
was like this is tortun man I don't want to do this and my agent said you have
1:14:28
to yeah that's what you get paid to do it's your job yeah yeah you're right
1:14:35
Luke cuz sometimes I'm at work and there's stuff I don't want to do and my
1:14:37
boss says you have to yeah and you just got all right if I want to keep my job
1:14:43
and get the like the 1% of what he got
1:14:48
paid yeah like I don't feel sorry for actors sometimes that complain about their jobs
1:14:55
someone who's down in the sewers scraping [ __ ] off the walls is like I
1:14:58
don't want to do this and his boss is like you have to yeah just turn down
1:15:02
just turn down the role then I mean if Idris Elbert can put up with being in a
1:15:05
movie I guess I could put up with scraping [ __ ] yeah if Idris Elda could
1:15:08
put up with having his role made bigger and more funny in each subsequent movie
1:15:14
then I guess I can clean this [ __ ] up yeah Fair Point you have put me in my
1:15:20
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