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Episode 183: Can You Hear Me Now? · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, what it do, what it do?
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  It is your boy Andrew Schultz. They get Mr. GD2 shoes and who
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  am I with? As always, Joseph Huggins, AKA
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  old man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod.
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  Episode 183. Can you hear me now, good
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  motherfuckers? What's up, dresser?
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  What's up man? How's it going?
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  It's. Going.
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  How's life treating you, Sir, out there?
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  And you're, well, you're not. How close are you to LA?
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  How far away are you from LA? You're in a war zone, right?
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  It's like burning to the ground. Yeah, I guess you are, Fox.
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  News. Gavin Newsom's just letting it
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  go nuts. I mean, I hear all these
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  horrible things about California, you know, I miss.
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  It's just like, I don't know how you survive out there, dude.
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  It's a war zone. Yeah.
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  It's tough. It's tough out here.
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  No kings, motherfucker, but I don't know, dude.
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  Like, no, it's not like it's like peaceful protests.
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  I mean, then they like have the National Guard out here who like
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  doesn't want to be out here, but like where I'm at.
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  Like, I mean, I I haven't been participating in any protests.
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  You know, as the head of Antifa, I try to stay out of the shit
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  like that. There you go.
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  Keep a low profile, you know. Right.
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  Like I. Like, like the, like the supreme
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  leader over in Iran, you know, I got to, I got to stay at it.
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  Yeah, they, that's where they expect you to be.
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  So I'm not going to be there. They'll be looking, looking for
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  me there, not at the farmers market.
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  Yeah, that's obviously been blown away the fuck out of
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  proportion. So I mean, super goofy, but the
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  way they describe it, it's just nuts.
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  And then they're battling it out in court.
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  And have we had this much litigation?
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  There's been a lot of litigation for the first like 6 months of a
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  presidency, not even six months. I mean, like Gavin Newsom
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  started a legal defense fund before Trump even got into
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  office, but feel like he like like signed like an executive
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  order like or got like the legislature out here in
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  California to pass it. So like we've already raised
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  like 10s of millions of dollars, right?
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  Like ready for shit like this. Oh, I know that.
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  I'm just saying. No, no, I agree with you.
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  I'm saying but. It's like a lot.
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  To your point, like I mean, we like we anticipated the ledge
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  like that there would be a lot of litigation like to like.
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  So yeah, I'm agreeing with you. It's.
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  Just pretty fucking weird. It's pretty crazy.
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  Everybody's everybody's going to court.
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  Everybody's in court all the time.
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  So last week I I wasn't feeling so hot.
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  So we ended up not doing last week.
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  We were going to do yesterday and then you 'cause you're
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  doing, we're going to post the posty concert tomorrow, right?
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  Yeah, Post Malone Jelly Roll at Sofa Stadium.
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  Oh, that'll be pretty tight. The big ass stadium tour, Yeah,
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  I think. I mean, like, I haven't been to
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  the seats yet, but I mean like as far as what I yeah, they look
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  good. And you decided you got some
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  stuff to get ready in preparation for the show.
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  So I'm going with the Shorty with the face.
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  Let's just, let's just keep it real.
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  And yeah, I don't know, like I just like, I don't drink or
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  anything, but like I thought maybe mushrooms would be a good
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  idea. I went to the King Gizzard and
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  the Wizard Lizard show at the forum and I took like maybe like
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  a gram of mushrooms and it was like one of the best shows I've
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  ever been to. So this dispensary, it's like
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  online they are through weed maps is the 'cause.
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  You can cause like you that's mushrooms are legal no?
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  No, the mushrooms are really. Well, in like California,
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  they're, I mean, not California, Colorado.
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  They're legal, right? Right.
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  Like this. The governor in Colorado just
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  pardoned everybody who's in jail for for psilocybin like
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  yesterday. But.
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  Shut up. Yeah, shut up.
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  No, it's not legal here. I don't even know why.
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  Like I stumbled. I was like just looking for weed
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  like 3 years ago. And I was like on weed maps
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  where, you know, it's like basically just shows you all the
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  dispensaries and there's a lot of like, like ghost kitchens if
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  you will. Like they're like not
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  dispensaries, but they deliver, you know, I don't know where
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  they keep like the product. And so this is a storefront, but
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  it had like a category of mushrooms on it.
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  So like, I used to get mushrooms to this guy and he would just
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  like, apparently he like lived like close to where I lived in
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  Westlake 'cause he would just show up at my house like 10
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  minutes later after I would order it.
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  So I got on the website and they didn't have any of the mushrooms
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  available. They just had mushroom
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  chocolates. And I was like, what?
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  But I still had this guy's phone number in my phone for like
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  texting him. Like last time I was asking him
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  was like 6 months ago. I think I did mushrooms on my
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  birthday. So I talked to mom.
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  Like, yeah, dude, I don't see any mushrooms on the website.
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  What's up? And he goes, yeah, he's like,
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  we're waiting till the new batch comes out.
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  He goes and then like text me back like 15 minutes later he
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  goes, I do have some like private reserve, 3/8 of it for
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  40 bucks each. And I was like, I could do like
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  two of those. He goes, I'll sell you all three
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  for 30 each. And I was like, OK, I'm fine.
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  So and he goes, all right, 30 minutes.
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  And so then I just like, I drove back and like he thinks I, I
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  guess I still live in Westlake. So I drove to Westlake outside
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  of my old apartment and some chicken and Tesla rolled up and
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  she handed me 3/8 of the private reserve and I went back to my
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  house and I had like gotten off work early.
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  It's like 2-3 o'clock. And I was like, yeah, let me
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  just to like, just nibble on some of it.
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  And so I just like, literally just like put a little like bite
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  sized, like tiny piece in my mouth.
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  Shoot, it tastes disgusting, of course.
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  And I was a little bit tired and I just went and like took a nap
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  next to my dog. And then like an hour later, I
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  woke up, forgot I'd taken him. And it was like, holy shit, I
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  was like, I I was like so mad. I was like, because like I was
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  just like cha re Bing and I was it's like fucking Tuesday and I
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  was like, dude, I don't want to be tripping right now.
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  Like but then like later I was glad that I did it because like
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  I would have taken like the whole 8th, at least one of those
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  eighths like before the concert without even.
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  Building bad idea? Yeah.
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  Bad idea. Yeah.
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  You know what's so weird though? Like this is just like a weird
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  like thing. So I got these mushrooms from
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  the same guy like 6 months ago, I guess, right?
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  Because I looked at my phone, it was like December 13th when I
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  texted him. I was with the Shorty with the
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  face. I thought that night and like
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  we're hanging out and I had the craziest itch on like the middle
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  of my foot that night, like in December and it felt like
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  insane. And then I wasn't, I didn't go
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  to scratch it. And I've never felt like that
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  type of like feeling like in my body before, right in my foot,
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  like, like, think about like, like something it just so bad,
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  but you just don't itch it. And it just continues to
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  increase in its level of yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Insane feeling. The exact same thing happened to
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  me yesterday in the exact same spot on my foot.
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  Like, I don't even get what that is like.
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  Like I was like what the hell is mushrooms?
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  Just like goes and tickles your like right foot like.
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  So, so you, so you fell asleep and then woke up tripping and
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  you were tripping. See, so this happened.
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  This is oh, years ago I was, it was my day off and I was like,
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  oh, I don't know. I was like cleaning up and
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  packing and I found like, like the dust.
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  I wanna make grilled cheese, make grilled cheese sandwich.
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  Ate the grilled cheese sandwich. People came over, we hung out,
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  drank a couple beers, chilled, did the same thing, took a nap,
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  woke up and I was like, Oh my God, I probably fell asleep at
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  four or five in the afternoon. Just like I'm it's my day off.
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  I'm tired, took a nap, woke up at 9:00 PM.
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  It's like night out and I'm. It was insane.
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  It took me 30 to 45 minutes to figure out why this was
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  happening in the first place. I like I'm serious.
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  I was like woke up like what is going on?
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  Like this is insane. It took me going into the
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  kitchen at the apartment. I was saying at the time and
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  seeing like the bread out some craft singles, the pan and like
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  a spatula like literally in the sink.
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  And I was like oh shit. Like it like hit.
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  I was like oh man. But for like 30 minutes I was
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  like, dude, what is happening right now?
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  Am I awake? And then when I was like, oh,
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  God damn it, yeah. So that's what we had to cancel
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  yesterday. I zoomed.
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  I was looking. At I did like I got up.
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  Like I can't do shit. I, I had, I had my computer up
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  and everything and I was like, I was like, I don't know why am I
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  even, why am I trying to do this?
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  Like I'm like, this is not going to go well.
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  Like like I, I barely like want to like move like let alone like
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  do a podcast like I just, but I was like, you know, because we
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  didn't do it last week and then like we had been planning on
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  doing it all day. So I was like, that's why I
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  didn't cancel it till like the last minute because I was like
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  really thought like I was like, all right, no.
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  No, you're good. No, it's it's I, I I was like,
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  you only did one article that he put in there.
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  Something's happened that slowed him down or stopped him.
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  Something's going on and that's why he hasn't finished this.
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  If he started and didn't finish, that's not that's not like you.
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  So it was funny because then whenever you texted me that,
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  it's like, oh, shit, yeah, no worries, man.
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  I was like that. That makes sense.
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  It's like bingo. Yeah, that's all that's weird.
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  All that that works too. It'll be like it's whenever you
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  see your your go to sleep, it's almost like your metabolism
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  slows down. So I guess it does.
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  So your metabolism slows down when you're sleeping, right.
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  Or does it speed up? Slows, slows.
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  So I mean like if you do that and then you fall asleep, take a
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  nap, it's not like your body's like really like digesting it.
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  So I feel like it just hangs out, hangs out in your stomach
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  and then you just wake up like what the hell?
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  Like, if you know, rather than like, just, you know, being
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  awake the whole time. I don't know.
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  It's interesting. That's crazy.
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  Yeah. Any tales from the poker room?
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  Yeah on Sunday I actually played in a tournament and made it to
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  the final table but got bounced in the 8th place.
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  Pocket jacks went all in like 13,000 and fucking idiot called
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  me with pocket eights and caught a fucking 8 and bounced me out
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  of the tournament. Sucked.
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  I was playing really well too. Like I got like I got down.
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  I was like the short stack I was, I had the least amount of
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  chips and there's like maybe 15 people left.
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  And. The blinds are getting pretty
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  high and I was like, all right, I got to like move here and I
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  play like a lot of tournaments online.
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  So I, I just kind of I have a tournament strategy and I just
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  started like just getting my chips and like making moves,
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  taking blinds down and all of a sudden it was just like boom,
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  boom, boom, boom, boom. And I like I made two folds that
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  I shouldn't have that like could have put me in a better spot.
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  Like to where that guy wouldn't have been.
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  I wouldn't have felt the need to go all in pre flop, you know,
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  like with the pocket jacks, he wouldn't have been able to call
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  me. So like it was my fault to be to
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  be in that position. But but I did get pretty far in
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  the time. Fuck yeah.
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  Hell's yeah. Good, good shit.
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  Therapy questions. Yeah, therapy.
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  Question number one, what do you think is worth its weight in
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  gold? Now this is going to be
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  something that, you know, you give me a couple things they
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  don't have necessarily have to be tangible to.
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  What's gold prices right now? What's what?
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  So what are the gold prices right now?
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  Oh yeah, obviously. Well, you know the saying.
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  Not actual gold. What's worth its weight in gold?
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  Not you can't tangibly like see it, but you get it.
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  To me, sleep, sleep is it's, that's, that's one of those
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  things where it's so essential when we spend such a large chunk
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  of our lives sleeping in the 1st place that I feel like sleep is
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  just extremely important. I mean, and it doesn't really,
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  it doesn't matter if you get like 10 hours of sleep or 20
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  hours of sleep, sleep asleep. But I mean obviously the more
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  the better. So that's definitely.
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  Not necessarily. Sometimes you sleep too much and
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  then you're. True, you can't you can't sleep
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  too much, but when I am, you know, like I think that that's
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  something that would be worth its weight in gold if it was
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  like tangible like that would be a a very valuable resource.
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  Sleep for sure. Definitely sleep fresh water.
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  They might not feel like it here, but in a lot of places in
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  the world that would be that would be worth more than gold
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  fresh water. Your mic keeps like going in and
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  out as far as like volume. Really.
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  Yeah, let. Me look and see do this real
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  quick. Mine would be what's it worth
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  with gold? I don't know dude.
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  Like. Is it better?
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  Is that better? Like you're good now.
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  Like I'm saying, like you'll be talking and then it'll just
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  become quiet a little bit and then it'll be got louder and
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  then quiet and then louder. Maybe I'm just too.
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  It's too far away. I'll try to keep it out of
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  frame. But friendship?
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  OK, friendship. No, I mean, that's not.
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  Companionship, you know what I'm saying?
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  That's like having people. That's not bad.
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  Yeah, that's not bad. Like friends and family, loved
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  ones, loved ones. Yeah.
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  That that's that's a good one because I mean, what you, those
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  things are important. You know, they're obviously
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  there's like that unconditional love, support.
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  And lonely loneliness is like at an all time high.
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  It's like some crazy ass stat like 50% of like Americans, men
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  at least like say they don't even have one close friend.
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  It's like what? Yeah, 'cause I mean, depending
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  on what you do for work too, if you work all the time, then it's
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  like, how close are you? How close are you with the
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  people that you work with? Are they your actual friends or
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  you know, or is it like, or are they more like acquaintances?
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  I mean, I I, yeah, I generally don't hang out with my Co
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  workers like outside of work. I try not to or I don't know if
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  I tried to, I subconsciously try not to.
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  I should say like I like, I like, I have friends at work
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  like, well, this job now, like I live with my like my roommate
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  and I work together, but I'm talking about in the past like
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  in corporate offices and shit. Yeah, I feel like that's a bad
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  idea. The most I ever did that was
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  when I was managing this bar slash club in Austin and was in
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  that Austin scene because you, everybody works together,
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  everybody goes out together. It's all like bars and every,
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  you know, you're almost like a unit.
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  So we all work at this place, They all work at this place
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  almost like some fucking the Warriors greaser type shit.
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  It's interesting. Everyone gets along, but you
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  know, we would all go to Chupacabra for one of their bar
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  events 'cause their staff would come to our bar event and next
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  thing you know, you're just like drinking like 5-6 days a week
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  with everybody you work with. Fucking terrible.
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  Yes. All right, therapy question #2
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  and we'll touch on this more later specifically, but is it
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  America's job to be the world police, to do all the things
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  that we do around the world? I don't know if it's our job,
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  but is it America's job to be the world police?
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  I don't. I mean, we've kind of put
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  ourselves in that position, like, and the reason why we do
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  it is because it benefits our country.
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  Like it's not like we do it just because we just just feel good
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  about it or whatever the fuck, or like we just want to get
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  involved in messy shit. It's like we just genuinely
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  think that, like if we intervene around the world, it's
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  beneficial ultimately to us, the United States, that is.
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  See, I like some aspects of it and there's aspects of it I
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  don't like. I do like the fact that, well, I
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  mean, we used to, it's not as bad, but with like not as much.
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  But with USAID and everything, just the humanitarian things
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  that we do around the world are super important.
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  I think that's like, you know, like that.
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  What do they call that like soft?
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  Soft power. Yeah, soft power, like I think
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  that's huge. And keeping our influence in a
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  positive way and keeping us in a positive light, doing those
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  selfless things for other countries that can't do it for
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  themselves, I think that's huge. So as cutting back on that,
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  drawing back on that slashing programs and all this stupid
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  shit was just really dumb. But 'cause that that void will
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  just be filled like in Africa by China, they'll just be like
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  other people that'll go do that stuff and.
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  I mean not in the same way. Not in the same way, but.
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  They'll go do it. Yeah, they'll do something.
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  When we're doing nothing, they'll take your minerals.
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  Yeah, we're not doing anything. So they're going to do
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  something. Yeah, they'll.
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  Fill the vacuum, yeah. Yeah, and then they'll, you
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  know, seal all of your your minds.
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  But I don't think that it's right for us to enter, to just
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  jump into every global conflict. And it seems like we do now.
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  Sometimes we we do it because they're allies or it's, yeah,
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  it's in our best interest in some indirect way.
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  But it's always kind of like a skeezy way.
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  I feel like lately whenever we have this approach to getting
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  involved with any with conflicts, like what we want out
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  of it, and maybe it's just a Trump thing, I don't know, But
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  it always seems like kind of skeezy, Like even Obama was
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  doing some skeezy shit like all like that's what I'm saying
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  like. What?
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  Like the the use of drones and the way that we've used drones
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  and indiscriminately killed innocent people while in turn
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  criticizing other people for. Killing us, OK, I wouldn't say
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  indiscriminately. If we kill like 60 people to
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  kill one guy, that's a bad. Rage, yeah, but that's not,
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  that's not an indiscriminate killing if we know that's what's
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  about to happen, dude. But I don't.
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  Think indiscriminate killing is like we're just dropping bombs
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  and just like whatever happens, happens.
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  Well, I think it's escalated not maybe as much on our end, but I
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  mean, I think that was downplayed like.
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  Like your your your boys over in Israel are indiscriminately
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  bombing Gaza. It's gotten, obviously it's
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  gotten worse with time, but what I am saying not on.
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  Our end, but on others, but I do think our approach is pretty
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  skeezy at times. The things that we want out of
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  it, we're dishonest at times whenever it comes to talking
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  about what we want out of it. We wouldn't like, yeah, benefits
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  us when we install our own fucking guys there.
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  There's all like, it's just we need to chill a little bit and
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  we have for a while. I mean, think about how much
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  money has been added to just our, our deficit because of like
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  how long we were, were we in Iraq, Afghanistan for 20 years?
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  Afghanistan for 2020 year, Iraq for about it.
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  Was way less. It was like less, way less.
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  OK, that's so crazy. It's like because we have.
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  To be here. Because we have to be here.
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  They're like, no, we don't want you here.
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  And it's like, yeah, but we but we have to be here.
• 21:00
  It's just like goofy. It's all, it's so obvious that
• 21:03
  we do it because it's in our self-interest.
• 21:06
  It makes it seem disingenuous. There you go.
• 21:09
  So are US intervening in other global conflicts that don't
• 21:12
  really have that don't have anything to do with us not
• 21:16
  seeing about the specific 1 going on right now?
• 21:18
  But just in general, that's just like interjecting ourselves
• 21:22
  'cause we're the biggest kid on the block and we got to be
• 21:24
  involved in every fight. It's.
• 21:27
  I mean, Iraq was obviously bullshit war that it was trumped
• 21:31
  up by like Bush and his homies. Afghanistan were there too long.
• 21:36
  But I mean, other than that, like, I mean, I guess Libya.
• 21:45
  Yeah. I mean, but then what, we've how
• 21:47
  many times? I guess it was the chemical
• 21:49
  factories, but I remember when Trump shot a bunch of rockets at
• 21:53
  Syria, but he was like gassing his own people.
• 21:55
  So like those times when we jump in and it's some crazy dude
• 21:59
  killing his own people and we're like, hey dude, knock it the
• 22:01
  fuck off. That makes more sense.
• 22:04
  And that's whatever I'd like that we have the balls to do.
• 22:06
  So well, that's what I'm saying about Libya is like we like put
• 22:09
  up a no fly zone because like Muammar Gaddafi was about to
• 22:14
  like commit like fucking genocide on his own people and
• 22:18
  then they found him in a fucking drain pipe and stuck a fucking
• 22:21
  pole up his ass and like paraded him around.
• 22:24
  Libya sounded nice at the time, but now Libya is like a failed
• 22:28
  state and it's like run by like fucking warlords and drug Lords
• 22:32
  like and it's like a civil war. Well.
• 22:35
  That's the whole, you know, there's a whole conspiracy, or
• 22:40
  it's part of a bigger conspiracy, obviously.
• 22:43
  Come on now. But you know that there's a list
• 22:45
  of countries that weren't involved in like, the central
• 22:49
  banking system and all this stuff, but that like, Syria's
• 22:52
  one of them, Libya's one, or yeah, Libya was one of them.
• 22:55
  They talk about how Gaddafi, Saddam Hussein, some of these
• 23:01
  guys like filled and plugged up a power vacuum that when they
• 23:04
  were gone, it created complete and total chaos in replace of
• 23:10
  where they were. Well totally with Saddam and
• 23:13
  because Iraq was like a check on Iran and now like like Iranian
• 23:17
  backed militias are like in the Iraqi government.
• 23:20
  So like, we fucked that up. Muammar Gaddafi though, I mean,
• 23:26
  he's a piece of shit. Like, I mean, I don't know,
• 23:29
  like, like we could have done better about Libya, like because
• 23:32
  we didn't want to any, Obama didn't want to put any troops on
• 23:34
  the fucking ground, you know, because he didn't, you know,
• 23:36
  want any more wars in the Middle East.
• 23:38
  So basically we just like let hit, like we made it possible
• 23:43
  for them to kill Gaddafi, but like we didn't really like
• 23:45
  intervene or do anything. And so now it's like a shit
• 23:47
  show. Well, yeah, I mean, but Gaddafi,
• 23:51
  the Gaddafi was interesting because he would have all these
• 23:54
  big grand ideas and be like, we're going to build these mega
• 23:58
  cities and everyone's going to have power and we're going to
• 24:01
  have clean water and I'm going to switch, create my own new
• 24:05
  like African dollar was doing like all of this stuff.
• 24:08
  And he was. Trying to do stuff, but if you
• 24:11
  disagreed with him, he's like that.
• 24:13
  I'm going to that. I'm going to kill you.
• 24:15
  Yeah, and he had like an all female security team.
• 24:19
  Yeah, yeah, all female security team.
• 24:21
  That was like pretty bad ass. But what I mean, they were
• 24:26
  actually like trained fucking killers.
• 24:29
  That's some James Bond like super villain shit.
• 24:32
  Like who was He's like, I I wanted all that sounds like
• 24:35
  something Gaddafi, Saddam Hussein, some of these dudes,
• 24:38
  Kim Jong Un, one of these like wild dictators are like, I need
• 24:41
  a whole. I need a death squad of chicks
• 24:44
  in the same uniform. That is some unhinged wild
• 24:47
  stuff. But yeah, he did get murdered by
• 24:49
  his own people and paraded around public.
• 24:51
  Both of those guys actually got done in by their own people.
• 24:56
  But I don't think it's our job. I think I think if it's.
• 25:00
  Depends on this case by case. Yeah, but but I think we've been
• 25:04
  too prone to it's become so it's almost like a reflex.
• 25:08
  So we got to be like, hey, what are you all doing over there?
• 25:11
  Chill. Fuck out, man.
• 25:12
  Sit down, bro. Don't make me get out of my
• 25:14
  chair in class, dude. And it's like, whoa, we're
• 25:17
  fighting about something that has nothing to do.
• 25:19
  Don't make me kick both of your asses.
• 25:21
  Like I feel like that's kind of our approach.
• 25:23
  It's a little much. Little happy little heavy-handed
• 25:28
  therapy question #3 the other day on ex Twitter Twitter Elon
• 25:35
  Musk posted a clean drug test in the world of AI and everything.
• 25:41
  I'm like bullshit bro get the fuck out of here to go and
• 25:43
  believes that. But there be question #3 is Elon
• 25:47
  Musk on drugs or? Obviously, Elon.
• 25:50
  Musk is on. Drugs are you talking about?
• 25:52
  Why is that even a question, dude?
• 25:55
  Well, he posted results saying that he's not.
• 25:57
  Yeah, but that's how you know, that's how you know he's on
• 25:59
  drugs, dude, where he feels the need to post his drug test
• 26:02
  results to nobody. He's the richest man in the
• 26:05
  world. Like, what the fuck?
• 26:06
  He was getting tipped off about drug tests at SpaceX.
• 26:09
  Like, he fucking pisses himself. Like, 'cause he can't control
• 26:13
  his bladder, 'cause he does so much ketamine.
• 26:15
  He was in a did an interview with Don Lemon and said that he
• 26:19
  was doing ketamine all the time. And then he just and then like
• 26:21
  in another interview recently, he said, I haven't done ketamine
• 26:24
  in years. It's like, bro, you literally
• 26:26
  just said you'd do it all the time.
• 26:28
  Like or not all the time, but like frequently.
• 26:30
  Like, you know, it's like, it's like.
• 26:32
  You think it has to do you're. Lying about your drug use?
• 26:34
  Then you're probably an addict, dude.
• 26:37
  Yeah. I mean, I think he at this
• 26:38
  point, he's afraid to lose his contracts, afraid to lose free
• 26:43
  government money and like I said before, afraid to get kicked off
• 26:48
  the board if they're being CEO of Tesla.
• 26:51
  I think he's really teetering on losing.
• 26:54
  I don't think he is because like I think if if Tesla loses Elon
• 26:58
  like that stock plummets 95% and then it would actually be worth
• 27:02
  what it's supposed to be worth a shit car companies multiple.
• 27:12
  And Speaking of Elon, so we didn't talk about this before,
• 27:15
  but do you, I'm sure you heard saw the reports where they were
• 27:17
  saying that Elon like left the White House that took Stephen
• 27:22
  Miller's wife with him. Yeah, Stephen Miller's wife now
• 27:26
  works for him. That's epic.
• 27:30
  That's like, epic. Dude 2 cucks, 1 cup. 2 cucks, 1
• 27:37
  cup. Jesus Christ, do you?
• 27:41
  Know Pete? Do you know Pete Hegseth?
• 27:42
  Our Secretary of Defense has 77 posters of his wife in in the
• 27:49
  office of Secretary of Defense. Like usually there's like
• 27:53
  pictures and shit of like military shit going on.
• 27:56
  He replaced them all with seven pictures of his wife, most of
• 27:59
  which she's wearing a pink dress, the same one that she
• 28:03
  wore to the to the Easter Egg egg roll or whatever the fuck
• 28:09
  they call it at the White House. Seriously.
• 28:13
  Yeah, that's weird. No shit, dude.
• 28:18
  That's someone he's an interesting dude.
• 28:21
  His whole marriage divorces he's what been married like 3 times
• 28:25
  or? Something hagseth.
• 28:26
  I mean, well, he has, he has the white.
• 28:28
  Yeah, he's been married. Yeah, you're right like 3 or 4
• 28:30
  times. But also he had the wife who's
• 28:34
  cheating on with his girlfriend, who he was cheating on with his
• 28:37
  mistress all at the same time. So that was now.
• 28:39
  He's married and now he's married to the mistress.
• 28:41
  Yeah, one of them at least. Married to like the 3rd or 4th
• 28:44
  on the down the line some somewhere around there.
• 28:47
  Therapy question #4 What mythical animal do you wish was
• 28:51
  real or believe could be real? I guess like Dragons.
• 29:05
  Who wish Dragons were real? I guess I mean I've said before
• 29:10
  it'd be tight if there was some sort of like mythical beast.
• 29:13
  There was like 50 of them or something beyond to like fight
• 29:16
  against them as a group so we could all be like out and about.
• 29:19
  We're at like Pottery Barn. We're look, I'm looking at
• 29:21
  blankets. Next thing you know there's like
• 29:24
  a fucking Griffin, some lion eagle beast like crashes down
• 29:28
  the parking lot. We all got to like jump this
• 29:29
  fucking thing because it's been terrorizing the city.
• 29:32
  Or like, I feel like that's what it would be with Dragons.
• 29:35
  Although it's easy to incidentally jump to a negative
• 29:37
  connotation of the dragon. Well, I think they're Chinese.
• 29:41
  No, because they just breathe fire and would be dangerous and
• 29:45
  they would be Chinese. So yeah, I mean, that's hard to
• 29:48
  hard to trust that. But if it's an American dragon,
• 29:52
  yeah, obviously. South Lake Dragon.
• 29:54
  Yeah, Oh, let's go. But you know.
• 29:57
  I'm going to yell that at Postie tomorrow if I see him.
• 30:01
  They're like Grapevine Mustangs. There's a ghost go Mustangs
• 30:06
  that'll get a reaction. Yeah, he's like Go Dragons.
• 30:09
  They'll be like fucks up, like pieces of shit.
• 30:11
  You know that kicks me out of the concert.
• 30:14
  You hey right there in the lights light just spotlights on.
• 30:18
  You do. Especially for mushies, that
• 30:20
  would be terrifying. I'm not taking them bro, no.
• 30:24
  You're just not. No, they're too powerful.
• 30:29
  It's too much, yeah. Yeah, like, and, you know, I'm
• 30:31
  driving anyways. Like, yeah, like that.
• 30:34
  Like the fact that they lasted that long, like when I just took
• 30:36
  a little bit, like I don't. You should.
• 30:38
  You should. You should make your own
• 30:39
  chocolate bar out of them. Yeah, I might take them like
• 30:43
  afterwards or something, but I have to work anyways on Fridays.
• 30:46
  I don't even know what I'm going to do with these mushrooms,
• 30:48
  dude. I'm scared of them.
• 30:49
  Put them in like a put them in like put them in like a coffee
• 30:53
  grinder, you know, and blend them up and then just get like a
• 30:56
  mug or something, you know, and you melt like just like 3 or 4
• 30:59
  Hershey's chocolate bars. Get yourself a a metal muffin
• 31:03
  tin or something and you can sprinkle it in there and then
• 31:08
  pour the hot. Fucking dangerous like.
• 31:11
  No, yeah, I mean, it can be. I mean, it's going to go down.
• 31:14
  You got to. I'd get a couple of them, but
• 31:16
  you could make mini chocolate. So you got to break that shit
• 31:18
  up, dude. I'm just saying you got to cut.
• 31:20
  You got to cut it. I don't know.
• 31:21
  I've never had. You never had the reserve
• 31:24
  premium or the premium reserve? Never heard of having to cut
• 31:29
  mushrooms. I got to cut this shit with
• 31:30
  something is too much. Got to get the baby laxative
• 31:33
  out. Seriously dude go get this.
• 31:37
  Go get the the the drowsy pills and white wash off the blue
• 31:40
  coating. We never rolled this shit out.
• 31:47
  I wish Dragons would be terrifying.
• 31:49
  Although they unless they were chill Dragons, that would be
• 31:51
  cool. I mean some of them things that
• 31:57
  I think are real, like the Kraken, like some big ass
• 32:01
  octopus beasts that live in the oceans, probably real.
• 32:04
  They were like we've never seen a giant squid.
• 32:06
  But yes, we have no recently in the past, like 15 years before
• 32:11
  that, it was like, oh, we think there's giant squid.
• 32:13
  We've just never seen them. And then they found, they found
• 32:16
  one in like the Arctic Circle and they were like, holy shit,
• 32:19
  that's a giant squid. But like a giant octopus, like
• 32:22
  an octopus that if it was puffed up was like 50 feet tall.
• 32:27
  There's got to be some wild shit like that in the bottom.
• 32:29
  There's got to be some cracking type shit.
• 32:31
  Got to be and Bigfoot. Obviously I wish Bigfoot was
• 32:35
  real. I can't say you is or not is or
• 32:38
  isn't, but that would be tight as fuck if big Bigfoot was real.
• 32:41
  It actually got proven that like there was some big ass ape dudes
• 32:46
  have been eluding everybody for forever.
• 32:49
  There'd be so many there'd be bring so many things into
• 32:51
  question and they're like, oh, they're descendants of us.
• 32:55
  This what if they're like, they might be one of the missing
• 32:58
  links. I would like it could fuck
• 33:00
  everything up. That's like, I like, I would
• 33:03
  want it to be something that if it ended up being real, would
• 33:06
  fuck everything up now, like an alien or something goofy like,
• 33:10
  you know, Chupacabra, the Mothman.
• 33:13
  I was going to say Chupacabra. Like the Mothman or whatever the
• 33:16
  fuck. Like that would be cool as fuck.
• 33:19
  Some like pterodactyl type shit. I'd be like fuck yeah see I'd
• 33:24
  rather pterodactyls than than Dragons.
• 33:28
  If they're fire breathing Dragons, which I'm assuming they
• 33:30
  are, I wouldn't fuck with that. That just sounds like a lot of
• 33:33
  innocent people would die. Call the population.
• 33:42
  Topics. Yeah.
• 33:44
  You ready? Yeah, so this first one is from
• 33:49
  the BBC, the Science Focus magazine.
• 33:56
  I put this in here because I talked about this before, and
• 33:59
  this is like kind of confirming what I was saying.
• 34:02
  This bold theory says we're not Earth's first advanced
• 34:06
  civilization. If an advanced civilization
• 34:10
  lived on Earth millions of years ago, would we be able to tell?
• 34:16
  Humans have long been fascinated by the possibility of finding
• 34:19
  technologically advanced beings elsewhere in the universe.
• 34:22
  But what if such a civilization have lived right here on Earth
• 34:25
  long before humans evolved? In 2018, physicist Professor
• 34:29
  Adam Frank and Doctor Gavin Schmidt, a climate modeler,
• 34:34
  published a paper exploring whether modern scientists would
• 34:36
  be able to detect evidence of an advanced industrial civilization
• 34:41
  that ended millions of years ago.
• 34:43
  They named this possibility the Silurian hypothesis after an
• 34:47
  advanced reptilian race from the BB CS long running sci-fi show
• 34:52
  Doctor Who. They concluded that.
• 34:55
  They concluded that while it's extremely unlikely, evidence for
• 34:58
  such a civilization might be hard to find.
• 35:01
  Focusing on a period between 400 million and 4,000,000 years ago,
• 35:05
  the researchers pondered what evidence might be left behind by
• 35:09
  this hypothetical society. In just a few 100 years.
• 35:12
  Our industries have made a huge impact on the world's climate
• 35:14
  and ecosystems. But if the human race vanished
• 35:17
  within a few 100 million years, any direct evidence of our
• 35:21
  society or previous one like it would almost certainly be gone.
• 35:25
  Our biggest cities would disappear in a geological blink
• 35:28
  of an eye due to erosion and tectonic movements.
• 35:32
  Instead, scientists searching for a long lost civilization
• 35:34
  would need to look for the geological foot fingerprints of
• 35:38
  their activities. Industrialized civilizations
• 35:41
  would likely have many of the same needs as modern humans,
• 35:44
  including producing large amounts of energy and food, so
• 35:47
  we might expect them to leave similar markers in Earth's rocks
• 35:50
  and sediments, such as evidence of massive carbon emissions,
• 35:53
  global climate changes, and sea level rise.
• 35:56
  The problem is that in the geological record, climate
• 35:59
  change caused by fossil fuel burning civilization is hard to
• 36:02
  distinguish from climate change caused by natural forces.
• 36:06
  In fact, there's an eerie similarity between modern
• 36:08
  climate change and events in Earth's history known as hyper
• 36:12
  thermals. One such event occurred around
• 36:15
  55,000,000 years ago, when global temperatures rose up to 8
• 36:19
  degrees Celsius, 14.4°F. But hyperthermals tend to
• 36:24
  coincide with intense tectonic activity, another problem.
• 36:29
  The longer and advanced civilization last, the more
• 36:31
  evidence it'll leave behind. But to survive a long time, a
• 36:34
  civilization would need to become sustainable, which would
• 36:37
  leave less of a geological mark. Society powered by wood and
• 36:42
  solar energy, for example, wouldn't leave as much evidence
• 36:44
  as the fossil fuel powered one. This paradox explains why we
• 36:47
  would be unlikely to find any signs of past civilization if
• 36:51
  one existed. The Silurian hypothesis pushes
• 36:54
  us to consider what traces of evidence humanity will leave
• 36:57
  behind. Answering these questions might
• 36:59
  help refine our search for advanced civilizations on other
• 37:02
  planets. See, I'm just curious because we
• 37:08
  see these find these fossils like bones and everything.
• 37:11
  Why wouldn't we would find fossils if like?
• 37:14
  So I the reason why is 'cause like the dinosaurs were around
• 37:18
  for hundreds of millions of years.
• 37:21
  So like, and you need to be like on that time or on that scale of
• 37:27
  time in order for fossils to happen.
• 37:30
  So if you're like only around for 50,000 years, there's not
• 37:35
  going to be any fossils. It's like, because like there
• 37:40
  was like so much, they had so much time that like inevitably
• 37:44
  like there were like a dinosaur was going to get caught in a tar
• 37:47
  pit and like create a fossil. But if you're not around that
• 37:52
  long, it's like that's, I don't know, like that's what I heard.
• 37:56
  Shitty way to go by the way. Death by tar pit.
• 38:00
  Fucking awful dude. And then to be pulled out later.
• 38:04
  Yeah, obviously we're not the first advanced civilization
• 38:08
  that's lived. Obviously, yes.
• 38:11
  We can't even explain how shit that's existed in within the
• 38:14
  human race timeline. Remember when we can't even
• 38:16
  explain our own fucking timeline?
• 38:19
  And it just, and it just ends at a certain point where it's like,
• 38:21
  I don't know, it just started all happening here where they
• 38:25
  knew the planet and the stars and they build roads and maps
• 38:29
  and get the fuck out of here. Obviously there was at some
• 38:33
  point a more, there's an advanced civilization that a
• 38:36
  different understanding of maybe like science, sciences and maths
• 38:40
  and stuff like that, where it was structured differently.
• 38:43
  Can't explain how shit's been built, can't replicate some of
• 38:46
  the stuff that they've built. There was obviously more to it
• 38:49
  than what we understand. I don't know if it's obvious,
• 38:52
  but I tend to think like that. It makes sense that there would
• 38:58
  be, but I like if you're telling me that because the pyramids
• 39:02
  exist, it's obvious. No, that's not even.
• 39:05
  Well, no, I'm not. Saying what I'm talking about,
• 39:07
  I'm talking about pre pyramids. Well, yeah, I'm talking.
• 39:10
  I'm talking like Fertile Crescent Mesopotamia.
• 39:13
  Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm saying before that.
• 39:15
  No, there were. Obviously there was before that,
• 39:18
  because that's essentially where our understanding of human
• 39:21
  history begins back in Mesopotamia, Iraq Fertile
• 39:25
  Crescent. That area is where we understand
• 39:29
  the genesis of all this shit happening in the first places.
• 39:32
  So if that's where we under, but obviously the Sumerians had a
• 39:36
  better understanding than what we do because we still there's
• 39:39
  shit still around. There's shit there's some of
• 39:41
  their shit still exists. So it's like to it goes the
• 39:45
  timeline goes back farther than that.
• 39:47
  We just haven't. We just don't understand that
• 39:49
  part of the movie. We haven't read those books.
• 39:51
  So it's like we don't know the whole story, but there's
• 39:55
  obviously more to it than that. Yeah.
• 39:58
  Yeah, because to be able to accomplish some of the things
• 40:01
  they've accomplished, like, oh, they did it with like a rock, a
• 40:04
  chisel and a rock chisel and a wooden hammer.
• 40:08
  It's like, get the fuck out of here.
• 40:10
  There's no way those these are like almost some of these things
• 40:13
  like at Machu Picchu and some of these wild ass locales 10s of
• 40:20
  thousands of feet in the air. Moving these big ass boulders at
• 40:24
  interlock that at least like crazy grooves and cuts that are
• 40:28
  like unexplainable, like someone's like Oh no, they did
• 40:33
  that right here. Then someone else do it.
• 40:36
  We have like we have computers. That would be a computer is
• 40:39
  something that would probably be that precise that accurate.
• 40:45
  Yeah. I hope we leave some fossils
• 40:48
  there. That'd be tight.
• 40:52
  He's obviously it's just like frozen like that, like some
• 40:56
  Pompeii shit. Next article also from the BBC.
• 41:02
  Do you want to read it or? Yeah, expert question.
• 41:08
  Experts question whether $499 gold Trump phone can be made in
• 41:14
  the USAI don't know if you guys haven't seen this.
• 41:17
  It's been out, just dropped the Trump boys, Trump, Trump
• 41:21
  brothers, Trump House records, dropped a big one on everybody.
• 41:26
  So they've decided they're going to start a cell phone service, a
• 41:31
  mobile phone service, and drop the T one, the first Trump
• 41:36
  phone, gold accent, obviously, and the price for the monthly
• 41:42
  plan is 4745. I mean what the fuck dude?
• 41:51
  Like what do they say? They just like painted like an
• 41:55
  iPhone gold and called it their own.
• 41:57
  Yeah, and this is by Natalie Sherman and Lily.
• 42:01
  Yeah, Lily Jamali. Experts have cast doubt on the
• 42:04
  Trump Organization's claim that his proposed smartphone can be
• 42:07
  entirely manufactured in the USA.
• 42:10
  And that's what he's saying, is it's going to be all made in
• 42:12
  America, one industrial analyst told the BBC.
• 42:15
  It would be virtually impossible for the gold colored hand
• 42:19
  handset, which retailed at $499, to be built in the United
• 42:24
  States. Questions have been raised about
• 42:26
  the ethics of what displayed this series of attempts to cash
• 42:30
  in on President Donald Trump's name.
• 42:32
  It's so obvious. This is like Patriot Mobile,
• 42:36
  which is out here in DFW. That guy who is like owns the
• 42:40
  all the school boards out here in North Texas.
• 42:45
  They have like some corny ass phone company.
• 42:48
  This is wild. It's unbelievable that the Trump
• 42:51
  family has created yet another way for the president to
• 42:54
  personally profit while in office, said Megan Faulkner,
• 42:57
  communications director for Citizens for Responsibility and
• 43:01
  Ethics in Washington. The phone will also will also
• 43:05
  come alongside a mobile service with a monthly fee of 4740.
• 43:10
  Where do they get the fucking cell towers dude?
• 43:12
  Like what? Are they just like licensing?
• 43:13
  They're mobile. They got from AT and TI think, I
• 43:16
  think they're getting them from AT&T 'cause he's paying them a
• 43:20
  crypto dude because he wants some.
• 43:22
  I got some crypto. I'll give you a couple.
• 43:26
  Give you a fuck off. You know, give.
• 43:28
  You the the CEO of AT&T is a fucking Magtard.
• 43:34
  He like they used to they owned OAN, one America network,
• 43:39
  whatever the fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 43:42
  One America Network super cringy the The figure is a reference to
• 43:47
  Trump serving as the country's 47th and 45th president.
• 43:51
  No shit. Trump has said that it has put.
• 43:53
  He has put his business interests in a trust which was
• 43:56
  managed by his children. The White House has maintained
• 43:59
  he acts in the interests of all Americans.
• 44:02
  But Faulkner says the latest venture race familiar issues,
• 44:05
  including whether the new business will win customers for
• 44:08
  having people hoping to influence Trump.
• 44:11
  And the president will craft policies and regulation for an
• 44:14
  industry and which his family now has a stake in.
• 44:18
  But obviously, like, like, is he going to do this?
• 44:25
  It's a guess he's going to do it.
• 44:26
  He's dropping a phone, bro. I thought it was apparent when
• 44:30
  he did Gold Shoes. OK, how many phones can he make
• 44:34
  for 500 bucks? He can't Like what?
• 44:36
  I mean like you need like actual infrastructure to do this dude.
• 44:40
  Like like where do the where's the factory?
• 44:45
  Unless you outsource it, I know Trump said.
• 44:50
  It's not, has not said which company would manufacture its
• 44:54
  phone in the United States. Eventually all the phones can be
• 44:56
  built in the United States of America, said Eric Trump.
• 45:00
  That'd be more like all of that, you know, Said on the Benny the
• 45:04
  Benny Show podcast Monday suggests the phones released in
• 45:07
  August may not entirely be manufactured in the country.
• 45:11
  What a surprise. They don't even have a working
• 45:13
  prototype. It's extremely unlikely, said
• 45:16
  Professor Ting Ting Long Ting Long Dai, who teaches operations
• 45:21
  management at John Hopkins Cary Business School.
• 45:24
  I think that guy got into probably knows what the fuck
• 45:26
  he's talking about. Yeah, they don't even have a
• 45:29
  working prototype gold phone. I mean, I guarantee you he's
• 45:33
  going to start selling pre-orders for this fucking
• 45:35
  phone. So that's really what it's going
• 45:37
  to be, pre-orders and they're going to get rut pulled later.
• 45:40
  It's going to be like, oh, and they're not going to be all made
• 45:42
  in the USA, that's what. They did with the cyber truck
• 45:44
  dude. It's the pre-orders.
• 45:46
  Cheap pieces of shit. Last month, he the president
• 45:50
  threatened to place a 25% import tax on at least on iPhones not
• 45:55
  manufactured in America. the US currently simply does not have a
• 46:01
  high tech supply chain required for smartphone assembly,
• 46:04
  especially not in time to release in August.
• 46:10
  This is. Crazy.
• 46:11
  These fools have made like $5 billion since January.
• 46:14
  Like, like when's it enough? Like just stop.
• 46:17
  We're in, We're at, dude, we're not even seven months in and
• 46:20
  this dude's dropping a phone. I know this motherfucker's
• 46:23
  dropping a phone. Dude.
• 46:25
  I know he's like, he's like Ryan Reynolds.
• 46:28
  Yeah, he's dropping a phone. He's a fat broke, I guess.
• 46:32
  He's not broke anymore. He's a fat Ryan Reynolds.
• 46:37
  This is the craziest grifting of all time.
• 46:42
  It, it'll it. Let's say in a hypothetical
• 46:47
  universe, Trump fixes everything this is and everything's
• 46:53
  perfect. This is still going to be looked
• 46:55
  at so bad. Like there's no This is fucking
• 46:58
  crazy, man. Whenever I saw this I thought it
• 47:00
  was a joke. I.
• 47:02
  Didn't do it. No, I did too.
• 47:04
  I did too. It was like somebody, somebody
• 47:05
  like brought it up. I was like, I was like, what?
• 47:08
  I didn't know that was actually real.
• 47:11
  T1 means you're already thinking like, OK, well what's T2 going
• 47:15
  to have? Like you're already thinking
• 47:16
  about the next phone. Otherwise, why would you number
• 47:19
  it? Because all the other phones,
• 47:22
  Because the Apple numbers theirs?
• 47:23
  I don't know. However, it is possible that the
• 47:28
  device could be assembled in the US with parts imported from
• 47:31
  abroad. This might be most the most
• 47:33
  likely outcome that it lets the TI claim American sovereignty.
• 47:37
  So he's just going to do whatever.
• 47:39
  He's going to buy a bunch of shit from overseas and have it
• 47:42
  built put together here. Would you make fun of somebody
• 47:46
  if they about a Trump phone, if you if you knew somebody and
• 47:50
  they were like stoked about it, like they got the T1?
• 47:55
  I don't think I know. I don't think I know that person
• 47:57
  for very much longer. I'd be like but.
• 47:59
  Like I work, you see. Someone at work, did you get a
• 48:01
  new number on that phone? Can I get it so I can block it?
• 48:07
  And Trump's net worth has more than doubled since he's been in
• 48:10
  office, reported making more than 600 million last year,
• 48:14
  including millions from items such as Trump branded Bibles,
• 48:17
  watches, sneakers and fragrances.
• 48:21
  Trump fragrances like. Bro.
• 48:25
  I said his net worth is 5 billion, more than double what
• 48:27
  it was earlier. What was a year earlier.
• 48:31
  Obviously he's grifting, dude. I can't.
• 48:37
  MIT Mobile, which was backed by Hollywood star Ryan Ryan
• 48:40
  Reynolds, was sold to T-Mobile for 1.35 billion in 2023, at the
• 48:45
  time when analysts estimated the service had roughly 2 or
• 48:48
  3,000,000 subscribers. Apparently Ryan Reynolds is just
• 48:53
  like, a huge asshole though. Everybody hates Reynolds, this
• 48:59
  doesn't. Well, I guess it's his misses.
• 49:02
  His wife is the one that they don't like, I think.
• 49:06
  Last one's from the AP. It's by Sam McNeil.
• 49:10
  This one's just titled Hypersonic missiles are stirring
• 49:13
  fears and Iran, Israeli conflict.
• 49:16
  And here's why they did. They believe they dropped one of
• 49:20
  them, these hypersonic well, like shot it, launched it,
• 49:27
  launched it into the sky and I watched it drop out of the sky
• 49:31
  and it's pretty fucking terrifying.
• 49:33
  I mean, what is your take on all this?
• 49:35
  This is escalated so rapidly. Yeah, I mean, my take is that
• 49:45
  Bibi Netanyahu's a piece of shit motherfucker and he's worried
• 49:51
  about staying in office and so he just needed to get another
• 49:55
  conflict going. You brought it up, bro.
• 49:59
  You said should the United States bomb Iran like 6 weeks
• 50:03
  ago or something like a month ago we had.
• 50:06
  And then all of a sudden, like the fucking podcast is just
• 50:09
  flooded with Iranians listening to it and guess what, bro?
• 50:12
  We warned y'all Israel's coming and here it is.
• 50:16
  Like, I mean, should the United States get involved?
• 50:19
  Hey, what did I say? A couple?
• 50:20
  What did I get? He says a therapy question was
• 50:23
  should the United States bomb Iran and.
• 50:25
  I was like I was. Like absolutely not.
• 50:27
  And then all of a sudden, like we had a new country listening.
• 50:30
  It was a bunch of fucking. It wasn't like just one person
• 50:33
  in Iran. It was like they shot up to like
• 50:35
  the top ten countries of listening and they never
• 50:37
  listened before. Yeah.
• 50:40
  Fucking mola. We got the molas over here
• 50:43
  listening to the pod bro. There was so I mean, it's not
• 50:49
  that I am quoting this guy because a piece of shit, but
• 50:51
  Nick Fuentes, there's a clip that was circulating on X the
• 50:55
  pop up of something he said October 8th, the AF that almost
• 51:02
  had on Israel, like pair of viters and all that crazy shit
• 51:08
  and music festivals really tipped the whole start.
• 51:13
  And he was saying that the ultimate goal would be to
• 51:17
  replace the regime and replace the regime in one of Iran.
• 51:23
  Like he was saying like there's two things in the world and
• 51:28
  Syrian regime change already. But what we are seeing though,
• 51:31
  something I said before were I think we were talking in regards
• 51:36
  to Saudi Arabia. I was just talking about in that
• 51:38
  region, like what's been happening in Gaza with all of
• 51:43
  that bombing Iran or not, there's somebody the our red is
• 51:47
  going to have to do something. They sit there and they support,
• 51:51
  right. At some point, they're going to
• 51:53
  have they're going to do something in an application for
• 51:57
  the things that are happening in Gaza, green lights Israel to
• 52:05
  them, do what they've been doing or they feel justified in doing
• 52:09
  it. And then it kind of roams us
• 52:11
  into it. Yeah.
• 52:15
  I mean, and then, then they get to go do whatever they want to
• 52:18
  do to a man while we support them back then while they're
• 52:23
  doing it. It's like a do for this is what
• 52:25
  he was saying. It's, you know, they can get the
• 52:27
  regime and then be able to, you know, drop bombs and fuck up
• 52:34
  Iran. And Israel's super, super happy
• 52:36
  with what they got going on, especially if we support them
• 52:40
  and then it but the whole thing is extremely quickly.
• 52:43
  I've honestly been shocked by some of the videos I've seen
• 52:48
  things making it through the iron that the iron was supposed
• 52:51
  to be. I didn't think that was supposed
• 52:56
  to be happening that but I'm back to the real quick.
• 52:59
  I was supposed to that a type person of missile that has house
• 53:03
  missiles says it's already been fired and cutting weapon and
• 53:07
  injury. I looked it up like in 13 miles
• 53:12
  or something like that They're extremely fast.
• 53:17
  These tests for the projectiles could have this is friendly are
• 53:21
  Israel's Von the two bitter venoms, which is true.
• 53:28
  I mean these things from they make it do Israel in 5 minutes
• 53:40
  really fast. Yeah, I mean, I think they're a
• 53:44
  paper camel dude. Like we said, like, I mean they
• 53:46
  got exposed to like they're fucking corrupt, like bullshit
• 53:49
  ass government. It's like they Israel can just
• 53:53
  like fucking they own the skies of Iran now.
• 53:56
  They can just like sit there with their drones and their jets
• 53:59
  and just bomb the fuck out of them if they want.
• 54:01
  Like, I mean like, and they took out all of the launchers.
• 54:05
  Iran's running out of missiles. And like the Iron Dome, David
• 54:10
  Sling and the Arrow are like the three air defense things for
• 54:13
  Israel. Like they do work, bro.
• 54:15
  They're just not like perfect perfect.
• 54:17
  It's hard to fucking shoot ballistic missiles.
• 54:20
  No, I know, but it's also that's the amount there's that's being
• 54:24
  shot at them as well as a shit ton.
• 54:27
  It's like when we saw a moths have some rockets get through
• 54:30
  when they do is because they're firing a ton at the same time,
• 54:34
  right? But some of the it's.
• 54:35
  Really not that many though. It's like a couple 100.
• 54:39
  That's a lot. I know, but but it's like they
• 54:42
  only have like I think like only have like 2000 fucking missiles.
• 54:46
  Like like they're running out and they're like holding on to
• 54:49
  them in case like we get involved so they, you know, like
• 54:51
  try to kill some of our troops and shit.
• 54:52
  Like I don't know, dude. And like Israel killed everybody
• 54:56
  in the fucking IRGC like the Iranian Revolutionary Guard.
• 55:01
  Like it's like, I don't know, dude.
• 55:05
  I don't think like, I don't think we should bomb Iran.
• 55:10
  Well, what they're saying is there's certain bomb, there's
• 55:13
  certain weapons that we don't make available to them.
• 55:16
  There's because, like the Ayatollah, there is apparently
• 55:19
  like, well, hiding inside some mountain.
• 55:22
  Not the Ayatollah. The Ayatollah is not in a
• 55:24
  mountain. It's the fucking nukes that are
• 55:26
  in a mountain. It's called for dough.
• 55:28
  It's like the area that it is buried.
• 55:30
  Oh yeah, and then the. And then the bunker Busters like
• 55:33
  we have a 30,000 ton bomb that can only be carried by the B2
• 55:37
  stealth bomber B52. So it's the only plane that can
• 55:42
  carry this bomb. We're the only ones with the
• 55:45
  bomb. And even then the bomb can only
• 55:47
  like it would only go down like 200 like feet.
• 55:52
  And this thing is like you. Have to drop.
• 55:53
  You have to drop multiple on the same spot.
• 55:57
  And it's just like, yeah, that's just, I don't know, doesn't seem
• 56:01
  necessary. I mean, like the like, you don't
• 56:03
  ever know what's going to happen.
• 56:04
  Like once you get involved in a war like that, just stay the
• 56:06
  fuck out. Yeah, I, I just don't, it's
• 56:12
  interesting to see because this has also become a fracturing
• 56:18
  topic amongst like the GOP, amongst amongst Republicans.
• 56:23
  Like some people who are very against doing it, there's some
• 56:26
  that are very pro doing it. The one that are pro doing it or
• 56:31
  the one that a lot of people don't like.
• 56:35
  So like, you know, your Lindsey Grahams, we're like, Oh yeah, we
• 56:39
  don't. We got to protect Israel at all
• 56:41
  costs. You know, if they want bombs, if
• 56:42
  they want to do this thing or support, we got to support them.
• 56:45
  Then you have like, Marjorie Taylor Green going out and being
• 56:47
  like, we need to stay away from this.
• 56:49
  We don't need to do it. What about America first?
• 56:51
  It's just like spiraling. It's unraveling, this group of
• 56:55
  people. Yeah.
• 56:59
  I mean, I don't let's. See what happens.
• 57:03
  And I think, you know, Trump's been talking crazy shit on
• 57:06
  social media. Yeah, but he was talking about
• 57:08
  how he does, how he wants something.
• 57:12
  He doesn't want a ceasefire. He wants something more than a
• 57:14
  ceasefire, like quitting or for it to end.
• 57:18
  Yeah, like the. Same like wild shit and that
• 57:22
  stuff is pissing people off. So like, what do you mean you
• 57:24
  don't want a ceasefire? I don't want to.
• 57:26
  I want something better than that, like.
• 57:28
  I want total surrender. It's like, what do you mean like
• 57:31
  like surrender? They're not like they're getting
• 57:34
  attacked like. Who's who's going to be leading
• 57:37
  the negotiations for the US? Steve Witkoff.
• 57:41
  No, they're saying, well, they're saying they're sending
• 57:44
  JD Vanson too, that JDJDS going in to help kind of mend the
• 57:49
  bridges. I don't know, the whole thing's
• 57:51
  kind of fucking scary, honestly. I don't think so.
• 57:55
  I. Kind of.
• 58:00
  Have you even seen an escalation like this?
• 58:03
  Between 2:00, it's just like Iran got.
• 58:05
  Powers of their level. Iran just got exposed, bro.
• 58:07
  It's like, what do they, they, they, they literally can't do
• 58:10
  anything like that. All of them are either dead or
• 58:14
  like they're, they're just like sitting ducks.
• 58:16
  It's like. And they're posting wanted on
• 58:20
  social media like we own the skies.
• 58:23
  That's what Trump said, Trump said.
• 58:25
  We own the skies. It's like we, bro, we I thought
• 58:28
  we, we were involved. Yeah, like, why are you?
• 58:32
  Why are you saying that? Shut up, dude.
• 58:34
  And then there was another video they posted of a guy stroking on
• 58:38
  a nuclear warhead and was like, maybe we use this like either
• 58:43
  it's made-up, but the shit that comes out on Twitter when it
• 58:50
  comes to like just Iranian, Iranian media or Iranian like
• 58:55
  accounts is fucking crazy right now.
• 58:59
  I agree. Oh, the whole shit's stupid.
• 59:03
  Everybody's just bombing everybody.
• 59:05
  Between them, those two, we got UK, Ukraine and Russia.
• 59:10
  Like we haven't. This is a lot of conflict, man.
• 59:12
  There's a lot of conflict amongst like pretty big world
• 59:15
  powers right now. It's a wild time to be alive.
• 59:19
  True. I don't know, bunker Busters,
• 59:28
  That's what they're saying. That's what they want.
• 59:31
  And we have never given it to him.
• 59:32
  A bill of Trump might give it to him.
• 59:34
  Trump might be like, yeah, fuck yeah, I'd hope not.
• 59:39
  But oh, and the people that are anti Israel and like the
• 59:45
  pundits, Candace Owens and them, they're like crashing out halt.
• 59:51
  They're like spiraling because they're so anti Israel.
• 59:55
  Like obviously like, you know, I want to say allegedly there you
• 1:00:00
  go, allegedly anti-Semitic remarks they make all the time.
• 1:00:05
  They're just capitalizing. They're feasting on this stuff.
• 1:00:08
  Like I'm curious to see what these midterms end up looking
• 1:00:11
  like whenever there's midterm elections.
• 1:00:14
  I'll tell you what they're going to look like.
• 1:00:16
  It's going to look like the National Guard in there, like
• 1:00:18
  fucking preventing people from voting.
• 1:00:24
  That's pretty dystopian. Yeah, well, get ready dude.
• 1:00:27
  Little dry run in LA I. Mean if they don't even want to
• 1:00:33
  be there. I know they don't want to be
• 1:00:34
  there, dude, but they're but they're fucking, you know,
• 1:00:37
  they're Marines. They're going to listen, you
• 1:00:39
  know, like, yeah, they're like vetting these dudes.
• 1:00:40
  They said no fat Marines could be like behind Trump.
• 1:00:43
  And they all have to be like supportive of Trump.
• 1:00:46
  Like it's like dude, watch, watch the midterms bro.
• 1:00:58
  What did we do then? No comment.
• 1:01:09
  We'll talk offline. Oh, you got anything else for
• 1:01:14
  us? Man, that was a pretty quick
• 1:01:15
  one. But, you know, meditate,
• 1:01:18
  bitches. Make sure I follow, comment,
• 1:01:22
  subscribe, share what the fuck ever.
• 1:01:26
  Apologize for the delay, but it's good to be back.
• 1:01:28
  We'll obviously be back next week with another episode.
• 1:01:31
  I'm hold on to your britches. There's a little bit going on.
• 1:01:36
  I don't know, like is this, this is all crazy.
• 1:01:38
  This is we're six months in, not even six months in and we're
• 1:01:41
  we're about to get pulled into to a war by the president who
• 1:01:45
  talked about no wars at the same time he's dropping a hot new
• 1:01:48
  Android based phone. Like this is the craziest shit
• 1:01:53
  ever dude. Like this is so crazy.
• 1:01:57
  I want to see one of them. Like I would maybe buy a Trump
• 1:02:01
  phone just to see it. I'm going to buy it.
• 1:02:04
  You can buy it on doing unwrapping online and pretend to
• 1:02:07
  just be like a white and to like Republican or I could just be a
• 1:02:11
  black Republican unwrapping a phone and maybe maybe get some
• 1:02:16
  views right. We could easily, we could take
• 1:02:18
  the right wing grift route and I could be like a black dude who's
• 1:02:21
  just like super maggot out, you know, grifted up, grifted up.
• 1:02:28
  Nas and Jay-Z have a song called Black Republican Yeah.
• 1:02:36
  All right, well, y'all be good, be safe, stay out of trouble,
• 1:02:39
  and as always, make sure y'all go fuck yourselves.
• 1:02:43
  Shout out.