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The French Have Plans To Poop In A River · Podcast - Big 98.7

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Did you see this viral video. This guy, his name is Corey Harris,
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had to appear in court. Now. The courts these days allow you
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if you do need to appear, but you're not actually in jail yet they
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allow you to do so via zoom. The zoom thing, I think is
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gotten out of hand because some people take advantage of it where of course supposed
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to be in a meeting, and then they show up and they're they're driving,
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or they're outside, you know, with a bunch of barking dogs,
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and it's just obnoxious, right and meanwhile you're sitting at a desk or something.
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Well, Corey Harris appeared to his hearing where of course he was accused
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of driving with a suspended license. Amanda, Not a good idea, buddy,
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not a good idea. His lawyer is in court representing him. Judge,
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the Honorable Judge Cedric Simpson is at the stand now. He is obviously
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like not finding he doesn't know quite what the charge is yet as mister Harris
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appears via zoom in his vehicle. Now again a reminder the charge being driving
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with a suspended license. So that this dude's in his vehicle right now.
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That is correct. Now, I'm gonna play the audio from the courtroom where
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you can hear the judges just disbelieve what he's seeing. The sister republic to
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under Natalie for mister Horris, who should be present in zoo. Mister,
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are you driving, Ashley? I'm pulling into my doctor's office. Actually so,
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so I'll just give me one second. I'm parking right now. And
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now the judge looks like he just saw a ghost. Right. I do
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love the it's the doctor's office like in his mind he's and that's a good
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enough defense. I was okay, make it like I'm going to the doctor.
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Okay, let's continue. She's stationary. I'm pulling in right now.
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At the second, yes, I am so. At this point, the
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judge still doesn't. I don't think he hasn't put it together what the charge
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is and what he's seeing. But now he'll annoyed, and now he finds
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out. Okay, so maybe I don't understand something. This is a driving
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more license suspended. That is correct, your owner and he was just driving
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and he didn't have a license. Lawyer has no response. What do you
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say, Oh, is it the charges, your honor? Yes, no,
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I'm looking at his record. He doesn't have a license, he's suspended
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and he's just driving. And the look on mister Harris, the one driving,
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is like, what did I just do? No, like, genuinely
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did not consider that cross his mind. Yeah, unbelievable. That is correct,
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your inner. The lawyer is still doing her best. Poor girl.
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I'm trying to help you here, man, I don't even know why he
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would do that. So defendants bond is revoked in this manner, defendant is
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turned himself into the Washington kind of deal by six pm to day failure to
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turn himself in while we resolve on the bench war with no bond, and
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here his response not pleased with himself. They're literally moving to adjourn the case.
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And now he's got to be in jail by six pm. He's got
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to turn himself in because of how big of a dumb dummy is. Hope
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his doctor appointment went good though, I hope he made it. You might
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have to skip the appointment. You got to get to jail, what to
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get your affairs in order. That's great. I mean, yeah, there
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were worse crimes, but you just got I mean, you just gotta use
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a brain salar. Yeah, a single brain, so probably would have done
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the trick here like in a minute in the morning, Big ninety eight point
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seven, I am. Every Friday, we do this little number where we
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run through some brutal hypothetical situations, real fun to play along with. It's
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called what do you do? And being you are a lady and I am
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not. I mean, I'd like you to start. All right, You're
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on your way to work and you're cruising down Veterans when you see this sweet
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little old lady, probably in her mid eighties with her finger up on the
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corner. She's just trying to hitch a ride. Oh she's not driving,
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No, she's not driving. She uh, of course, I mean knowing
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you, you're gonna stop immediately because she's just a sweet little old lady,
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which she tells you her thumb. She's trying to hitch a ride. Oh
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god, it is a very valid question, like what the heck lady that
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she had to No, so she is in tears. She's asking you if
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you can give her a ride to her granddaughter's house. She tells you where
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it is and it is on your way, so of course you're thinking,
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gosh, of course I can give this lady a ride. You do notice
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though, there's something large. M there's something large in her bucket, jeans
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on or what some grandma gean. It is shaped much like a A'm gone.
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You're not one hundred percent sure though, that it's a gun. And
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remember she's in tears, she's desperate, she's just trying to get to her
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granddaughter's house. Midladies, So bike, you're not sure the alternatives are any
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better? What you do? I really cracked myself. I will not be
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tricked by an old lady. Okay, I'm not getting robbed. And it's
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her right to carry a gun, but I'm not going to Maybe it's a
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conceal and carry situation. I don't think I'm gonna risk it. She's on
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Veterans Boulevard, it's not like it's in the middle of nowhere. I think
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somebody else might take the take the risk. By the way, we are
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live on Facebook. Good morning to Yolanda, Happy Friday to year. We
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appreciate it. Okay, Manda, I'd like you to take you back in
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time a little here. Like you to imagine you're a senior in high school.
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It's a last day of school. You've got plans to go off to
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college where you'll be majoring in dance twenty one years ago, probably today.
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Suddenly a strange a strange man appears and he says, Amanda, I've got
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an offer for you. I will guarantee you a two hundred thousand dollars annual
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salary every year for the rest of your life. But I'm gonna need nine
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of your fingers and toes both like my fingers and my toes. Catch you
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get to pick which ones. It just has to total nine fingers and or
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toes. Still, Amanda, two hundred k a year. I know that's
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not nearly what you're making now, but yeah, it's still a healthy salary.
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Oh god, what do you do nine combined? You do? So
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you could do, say, like a couple of middle toes, I feel
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like, or even like, what does that little pinky one do? Really,
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I'm wiggling my toes live on Facebook. You can't see it, and
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I've got some long fingers. You know. You always hear people say like
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certain obviously the big toe, like if you lose that, you got to
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learn to walk again or something, right, But there's got to be a
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couple in there that are no big deal. My husband has one really jacked
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up one toe kind and it doesn't look like it works, so I think,
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and he's still functioning. I'm going for two hundred K. Yeah,
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okay, care to share, which that's what you're gonna have to You're gonna
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have to lose some fingers two four six eight. Let's take two off of
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each foot. Okay, take three off of my right, two off my
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left, and one or two fingers off at each hand. Not much left
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of you. You should lose a pound or two here. I bet you
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have one foot with two toes as we'll take the whole thing off. Eric
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says, hell, yeah, I'd do it, but he'd said he'd get
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plastic surgery not allowed. I know I didn't clarify Eric, but I'm saying
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no. Corey's saying nope. Let that old lady walk. I appreciate you
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guys chiming in. Yeah, let her walk? All right? How far
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is she going? Get a bus? Matt Buss is probably, if not
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free, pretty discounted for senior. All right, here we go. You're
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gearing up to run the ten k tomorrow. You've been training, you've done
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it before. You get you know the thrill of finishing in the far Go
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Dome, everybody cheering you on, just hundreds of thousands of people along the
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route. It's just fantastic. So you show up tomorrow, you get your
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race packet, and in that race packet has a little note, dear Pike,
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you got two options. Okay, you got It's a note, not
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a Genie sticky note? Out of that way? Are you kidding me?
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In that race packet Genie couldn't fit there. You have two options. Go
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ahead, toss on this speedo. They put a little speedo in your packet
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that fits with the bib, and run this race, or else you're getting
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kicked out of the band, your band, So Pike speedo in a ten
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k everybody just seeing you flop around or goodbye though low standards, what do
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you do? Well? Man? It is supposed to be nice and warmed.
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Man, it would be nice. No, I'm not gonna I'm not
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gonna have How would I explain it to the other guys? Say, Hey,
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I can't open for Eve six next Friday, Happy Harry's Ribfest with you
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because I refuse to wear a speedo. I don't care, I'll wear a
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speedo. Really, the whole ten k what's the difference one mile six miles?
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What's a lot of people along the route? Okay? So what?
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Okay? Oh? Eric is going speedo baby. I don't know if he
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wants to see you in the speedo or what. But okay, by the
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way, we've got some hot information coming in from Ashley. You need your
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big and pinky for balance, oh for your tozis. So there we go.
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I trust you would have done that research before you made the decision.
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Right all right, Amanda? Final, what do you do? You're having
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a bad day. Nothing's going right. You woke up late, you can't
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find a thing to wear. It feels like much like today. Are you
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sure this is hypothetical? Both your kids and your husband pooped their pants?
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Okay, just a day from hell, nick doo. You get to work
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and your boss says, Amanda, can I see you in my office?
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Sit down, pull a chair out. She says, we're not happy with
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your performance. Okay, we like to let you go, but we're gonna
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give you two options. No, Genie, it's the boss. Either you
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volunteer to quit or we'll let you stick around. But you gotta wear You
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have to wear a bikini and a chef's hat every day to work for as
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long as you work here. So, Amanda man a or a bikini bikini?
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What do you do? In full disclosure, I only had half of
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that written, so it's made up the second half on the spot, speaking
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of doing their job, I'm gonna do're just gonna do this. I don't
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have time to write these. I think I'm gonna have to volunteer myself to
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find a new career. Really, I don't think I could wear a bikini
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and a chef hat. The chef hat would just like drive me nuts and
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I'd just be like no, and there was no way I could work with
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you. You would be just shook again if you wouldn't be able to keep
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your eyes settle down, saddle. I don't know some of these outfits you
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wear in here, and I'm just kidding, Oh please, a big sweatshirt
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on. No. I would say it's much like the speedot thing though,
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where it's like, yeah, right away, it's gonna be shocking. Everyone's
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gonna be like, oh, look at this, and then at some point
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people are just gonna be like, oh, there she is again. You're
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just really numb. Your eyes will be real numb. You can get.
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You can get used to just about anything, and I believe I could get.
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I think the chef hat would throw me off more than anything. That's
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kind of what I was thinking. I mean that's a big getting around doing
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stuff, Yeah, getting through doorways, even getting in your car. Right,
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So I mean I think you can. I think you can ditch the
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chef hat once you get off work. Oh I thought I was thinking this
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was like all my whole life. No just to work. Oh yeah,
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no problem. I don't care what you do at home. Sorry, guys,
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good luck. Get Amanda in the morning. No, Amanda stills the
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sea looks see well. Some people say that this just is very telling,
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while others say maybe Angelina Jolie brainwashed the kids through all of the back and
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forth. I mean the fact that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are still duking
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it out in court. What has it been like ten years? It feels
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like forever. Shiloh Joe Pitt has apparently chosen side. She is now just
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going by Shiloh Jolie. She dropped it from her name, and she legally
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requested this to happen because her eighteenth birthday was on Monday. Of course,
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we know that there was the nineteen year old Zahara who did this recently as
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well, after she turned eighteen, so that happened. Now, think it's
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them choosing sides or is it just that Pit is objectively a kind of bad
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name, like you, Pitt Joli just sounds really it does sound elegant a
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little, Yeah, exactly. I think that's the best part about Angelina Jolie
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is her name. I mean, start to finish, And that's not saying
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anything bad about her. It just says a lot about her name. Wouldn't
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you agree it's an impressive name. Pit's not doing it for you, Brad,
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Pit. See, I've never really thought about like, I've never thought
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about it about it as like a stinky pit or like an armpit. I
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do, like a pit of a peach. Yeah, No, and all
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just kind of grows. There's a lot of headlines and I am actually making
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this one uppike, And I really hope I crack you up because it just
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came to me. You just all but guaranteed that you will, because go
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ahead. Do you think that Angelina Jolie is pitting them against their dad?
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Pitting them against their dad. I don't know, dustn't dustn't smiling. I
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think he just feels he feels bad at doesn't How would you rate the joke.
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It's just when she says, you're gonna crack up, it's kind of
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like a dad joke, right, He did Queen of Dad jokes, and
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you're gonna probably roll your eyes at this one. Chloe Kardashian admitted she was
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exhausted raising two kids, and I'm like, gosh, girl, I feel
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you. Our kids are the same age. It can be get exhausting.
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But then she had this other phrase, without a living nanny, Oh,
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that's got to be brutal totally, So people are now. After last night's
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episode welcoming her into the real world, a lot of moms decided to chirp
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at her by saying, really, like, this is really what you're complaining
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about, because her quote was, well, Tristan was out of town,
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and he's usually a really big help when he's hearing. You know, I
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don't have nanny's at night, which I might have to change or at least
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have someone available sometimes. She admitted she is so hands on though, because
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she doesn't make all of their meals The biggest red flag out of all of
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that is is Tristan living there. We had a house next to him.
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I think he's probably got himself an overnight nanny, always on the road.
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From the what I've heard it, or too this guy. She can't possibly
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be back with him, do you think about it? And I think she
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because she's I mean, we don't know much about her. She's kind of
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been on the down load, just raising the kids, really just saying,
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hey, we're cold parenting, which is great, But you gotta think that
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it's I'm guessing it's just one of these like they're just tied together. They're
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probably on and off, like romantically, but never I don't know, how
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could you and Lenny Kravitz nine years of celibacy so over. I guess I'm
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almost twenty years ago. He vowed to stay celibate until he was married.
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He currently has committed to remaining in this state. He's sixty years old.
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So this is why we're finding out about this. He sat down for an
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interview so that it's a spiritual thing. He said he hasn't had a serious
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relationship for nine years. He does also say it might be a struggle because
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I'm really said, in my ways and this is the way I live.
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But I just look at him as he I mean, I'm gonna be honest,
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like he's kind of a sex And well remember that video of him where
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he was wearing leather pants on stage and he I remember he fell out of
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them. Oh no, I forgot, I forgot. How I think might
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have scared everyone off. This happened Amanda in the morning on Big seven Olympics
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coming up this summer Summer Olympics already very exciting, and of course the host
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site this year will be France and that starts in July, correct something like
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that, Amanda. And there's a little issue going on over in France.
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You know, they're the ones hosting, so of course there's a lot of
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preparation that goes into that, and the people of France are not happy that
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the government plans to clean the Sane River. So the Sane River, big
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river that runs through the country, and so the plan is, because you're
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going to get people visiting from all over the world, is to do this
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very very expensive cleaning of the river. Is it like disgusting right now or
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is it just it's just sort of unswimmable. Yeah, but the people are
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thinking, what hey, that seems unnecessary. What a big waste of government
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money. So you got now a movement, Amanda, Oh boy, a
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literal movement. You know what a flash mob is? Yeah, we're soon
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only people to pop up in the you know. So they've got a hashtag
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going God, it's there's been a while since I've seen a good flash mob.
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That was like a thing a few years back. Okay, this,
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I wouldn't call this much of a flash mob, more so a poop mob,
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because the people of France are planning on June twenty third, the day
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after the expensive cleaning of the river, to show up and all take a
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poo in the river? Like are they gonna are they gonna do this duty
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at home? And then like then drop it in? Or is it like
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I'm full on movement? I mean, because you know how people get shy
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anxious. I don't know, could you could you have a bowel movement?
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Well? I think of I was so passionate about the reason then yea,
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absolutely, I could lean over the whatever Railah. I don't know if they're
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bringing them from home. I think it'd be more impactful if they definitely all
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just pull their pants down and squatted over the river. I know how dangerous
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that is. Yeah, I think that's probably a really bad idea, disgusting.
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The point would definitely be proven, but I also kind of feel like
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you could get arrested for that, so you might want to bring a doggy
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bag. But it's one of those things where it's they can't arrest us all.
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You know, it's just power and numbers. Really, there's the hashtag
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going around Jayshi Donald Chanol. I'm not getting try, I don't know,
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but it translates the hashtag I poop in the Saane on June twenty third.
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So it really is just I mean, telegraphing exactly what they're going to do.
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You didn't really give me enough credit for that, though, since you
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were saying it was a movement, a bowel movement, like that could be
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the name of it. You know. I started the story by saying there
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is a movement, literally right, and I said, now, adding bowel
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move to it. That could be the name of the movement. You know,
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you're not on it, Like I'd already sort of made the joke and
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you just kind of like reworded it. See and I thought it was really
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funny. That would be hashtag like if this was in the States and we
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were so gross, But if we wanted to clean the Red River and we
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were all gonna head on over to the bridge join me for the big Bell
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movement, that's funny, right, bike. Yeah, they could maybe reworking.
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I don't know. No, I don't know intructing like other people to
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come and swim. Is that like their atracy? The goal is to make
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it swimmable for the folks. And are you going to know it? Like,
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oh, we just cleaned it out. It's like, I don't know
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if I trust that, Like do you even swim in the Red River?
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It's gross in my opinion, it's dirty. You know, you get out
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and you're like, oh boy, it's goofy. It's not like we used
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to. My buddy lived growing up next to the Buffalo River outside of Glendon,
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and we would like four wheel or bike all the way through these trails
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to the river unsupervised, get in this Buffalo River and there was like currents
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that would like pull you underwater and we would literally just that was fun for
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us to get sucked underwater. How horrified can you imagine your kids running down
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to the river no jokingly gets sucked underwater against there will not a chance.
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Isn't that horrible? But hey, we're better for it. True, very
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true, Pike. This is who you are today because of the Buffalo River
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as the breaking news trevit Home Alone two star found guilty on thirty four felony
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that you go on? Well. Trump's sendsing hearing will start at ten am
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on July eleventh, just four days before the Republican National Convention. Trump won't
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be officially considered a fellon until he is sentenced. He faces possible fine,
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probation, or up to four years in prison. He did announce last night
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he will hold a press conference today at eleven am. He's jelling, huh
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jelling Gellan like a Felon oh Man, just a bunch of pop culture references.
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That's interesting. It sure is, just like there's a verdict. Damn
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it really drew It was drawn out quite all right. It was only actually
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two days. No, the whole thing. Oh, got it, got
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it, got it. It was like, actually, bake it was pretty
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quick. The tea Wolves last night, that was just painful. I gotta
21:32
tell you. Probably the best part of all of that was halftime when Charles
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Berkley just, i mean just basically said how embarrassing it was for Minnesota fans
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to even buy a ticket to that. Well he was He's known for his
21:45
honesty, and he's right. I mean, he predicted that the Wolves would
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blow him out. You think after winning Game four they were motivated, like,
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let's make this interesting. Was the final It was a thirty point A
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thirty point game at halftime is a pathetic. They had no interest in winning.
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It's disappointing. I mean, what a magical year, but for it
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to end like that color me disappointed. I did feel bad because all the
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people are like another you hate even saying it because it sounds so cliche.
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It's like, oh, this is what it's like being a Minnesota fans.
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I don't buy into that. I mean, yeah, it's been a long
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time since any of the teams have won a championship, but really, like
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every every team probably says the same thing because only one wins. Yeah,
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that's also what about the other thirty teams that are already done? You know,
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good, good point, that's right. I try to be no positive.
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All right. The twentieth Annual Essential Health Fargo Marathon, it's going it's
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going on, and tonight actually is going to be it's going to be exciting
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to see so many people that are going to be running the five k.
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Of course, it is on the honor of Mark Kannutson. It's hard to
22:49
even wrap our head around the fact that this is going to be the first
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marathon since I've been here in fourteen years that he will not be there,
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but of course he'll be there in spirit running alongside of everybody. Over the
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next couple of days to tomorrow is the ten k, then there's the half
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and full marathon. Don't forget there is also going to be a post race
23:04
jone Jet concert over at Shields Arena, and then a reminder if you're up
23:07
in that area tonight and then tomorrow morning some roads are going to be closed
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up. They've got some road closures as well. And Pike, you're going
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to be out tomorrow too. I'll be DJing the post party. So once
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you're done running, come on a you don't have to run, you'll be
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that you have done enough of that quickly come over for a beer Buffalo Wild
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Wings. Yeah, ten to two. The big post party be playing some
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music. There'll be great drinks outside, so stop on by Pike. It
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Amnuda in the morning on Big Amanda. Can you ride a bike? Of
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course I can ride a bike. Yeah, it's not a crazy question because
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apparently they just did a survey twenty five percent of adults admit to not being
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able to ride a bike. Interesting, okay, you wonder a good bike,
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right, I mean any I've seen the most on the athletic people.
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You know able to ride a bike, and then once you learn, you
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don't have to learn again. Trust me, this has been a big wee
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at our house. Remember Sid's training wheels came off and girlfriend wakes up,
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wants to ride the bike, gets home, wants to ride the bike because
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I mean, it's just this new milestone for her, and she's so cool.
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I want to break the seal. Then it's just on. So even
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Sydney, your daughter, she's only five years old and she could ride a
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bike. But this is this is crazy to me that people can't forty six
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percent admit to not being able to roller blade. See you know what gets
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me about rollerblading. I can do it, yeah, actually really enjoy it.
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It's ever since I started making. It'd be like rollerblading on a gravel
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road sometimes not not a real good surface. And the surface matters a lot.
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So if you're like, for instance, in our neighborhood, if you
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start going to like it to the crosswalks and they have that, I'm falling.
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I can't get through there. Well that's the hard part. And I
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grew up out, you know, in the country, a very little pavement
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or concrete and so like even in the craze of the razor scooter, you
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remember the whole late nineties, early two thousands, every years are still a
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thing at a razor scooter. I couldn't really ride one, you know,
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you'd have to like we had the one little driveway which is paved, but
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it's like you just go in circles. So I really missed out pretty had
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a pretty rough upbringing that for that reason. Uh, since they struggle with
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swimming, which I guess if that's the bar is struggling, I would say
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I struggle with swimming. I used to be an amazing swimmer, Like I
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loved swimming. I my thing. But it was probably last summer. I
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think it was where we were actually swimming in the lake, like actually thinking
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like, hey, let's swim to here or a lake there. Yeah,
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swim really anywhere where you can't touch, Okay, doctor Susan, I mean,
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oh no, but it's it is a lot harder than you think.
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It's such a I think it absolutely is. But treading water that's where I
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struggle. I can like straight line, if we want to get in a
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pool and go Olympics on on, I can. I can beat almost any
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what you broke. What's my preferred stroke? Yeah, well I'm a what
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do you call it? Is it just freestyle? Are you thinking a breath?
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So there's the breast stroke. Yeah, but that's like that's like two
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arms where you're kind of like, where is that a butterfly? Now?
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That's the butterfly butterflies, like you're intense, you've got some arms. Then
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there's the over the head. Is that the breaststroke? What's the moment you
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go under and come up under and come up We're all thinking of the same,
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like the classic swimming motion where I'm like one arm, yes, and
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then one arm on your breast. I guess that whatever whatever that is,
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although I do say, if I ever end up in the ocean, like
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in the shipwreck or something, is it the breast stroke or the breath stroke?
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It's got to be breast because backstroke is what I'm about to reference,
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because I could backstroke for it's I think hours, if not days, Like
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if I really needed to survive at the ocean, just get me on my
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back, it's over. No no, no, no, no no no
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no no, no. Comes, this is Jos Joss coming for you.
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Said they struggle on ice, which oh yes, are you kidding me?
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Why does that mean skating or just in general? I think people get anxious
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on ice. Who loves ice? Ice skating? Another thing? We have
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a little hockey rink behind our house, and I've got my figure skate skates
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from the nineties. Oh yeah, took those guards off. Thought Mama got
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this. Not my ankles just like wait, it's like a problem. It's
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insane. I can't. I can skate, but it does like my ankles
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like fold in. What do you gotta do? Or do I have bad
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skates so they don't fit right or what? I just think we're getting old
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and we have zero balance. But it's always been the case. I used
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to play hockey in Dilworth. We didn't have a hockey team, but a
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lot of people played just pond hockey and so we'd go do that and I
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was terrible, but like, yeah, my ankles would be just be a
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wreck. And I was a young man. It's just frail. No,
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I don't know now, I can't imagine with these old bones. Can can
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you imagine with these old bones? You're thirty two, thirty thirty thirty three?
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Put some respect on my head. Respect, okay,