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THE DISCLAIMER: Acts Of Service · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med podcast get up on Instagram, YouTube and.
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  Speaker 2: For seven every.
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  Speaker 3: Weekday on the radio, your geta Feels Hello. I've seen
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  Speaker 3: the name of this podcast has been changed, isn't it?
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  Speaker 3: It is the disclaimer?
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  Speaker 1: Oh how good I write that name?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I think I think it's good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the disclaimer. So when we when we plug it
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  Speaker 2: on the radio show, we say, oh, and here's a
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  Speaker 2: clip from the disclaimer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so, the disclaimer.
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  Speaker 1: And it saves us in the Edmond if we get a.
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  Speaker 3: Bit filthy, just assume it's going to be filthy.
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  Speaker 2: Penis.
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  Speaker 1: Penis isn't filth kesy nothing wrong with.
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  Speaker 3: Some of the words. I've seen, sure ship and I've
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  Speaker 3: seen a few.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen a lot.
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  Speaker 3: He's had a nap, I've had a name. Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 3: got naps. I had a nap and I had it.
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  Speaker 3: Woke up in there at twenty two, had an hour
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  Speaker 3: long that will I was out, yeah, And then I
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  Speaker 3: had a shower, and then I made a coffee. You
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  Speaker 3: can see that here. I'm not lying.
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  Speaker 2: You feel bullet proof now.
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  Speaker 3: And I had a little sandwich that my wife had
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  Speaker 3: made for me. I brought that innuts over here, walked
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  Speaker 3: out the door, didn't put it on, any of deodorant,
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  Speaker 3: do my hair anything. Was got halfway down the road
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, oh Jesus.
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  Speaker 2: Was I look and smell like shit on the mare?
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  Speaker 1: Was it your second shower?
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  Speaker 3: It was Actually I can't leave the house without a shower, right,
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  Speaker 3: But I'm trying to do less because just the bills.
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  Speaker 3: We're trying to see. We're trying to see one of
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  Speaker 3: the things that have an effect on your bills, specifically
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  Speaker 3: electricity electrickery. The house that we live in, it's got
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  Speaker 3: underfloor heating in the bathroom. It's nice, but we've got
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  Speaker 3: like four hundred It's crazy. It's like a four hundred
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  Speaker 3: dollars a month electricity, but which is fucking out rageous.
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  Speaker 4: Well, especially this time of year, it's your heaters generally,
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  Speaker 4: the really I remember double our bills during winter.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we've got a heat pump, yes, and one other
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  Speaker 3: one other heater. So the heat pump should be all right,
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  Speaker 3: but yeah, but so we've turned it. We don't use
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  Speaker 3: the under floor heating, but fucking now it's cold. It
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  Speaker 3: is cold without it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm actually amazed because we've only got one small floor
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  Speaker 4: one small gas heater. And you know what our ceiling
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  Speaker 4: is like, it's really high. This isn't going to warm
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  Speaker 4: the place up, but a bloody does. The only thing
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  Speaker 4: is we don't have anything in our bedroom, so we
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  Speaker 4: have to warm up other ways.
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  Speaker 2: Boom, yeah water.
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  Speaker 1: I used to love a hot water bottle.
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  Speaker 2: I think I've never seen my wife as happy, seriously
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  Speaker 2: as last night she went to be she was really
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  Speaker 2: tired out. We watched the end of Outrageous Fortune. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: radio episode. God it's fucking good. No, thank god, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: but just fucking brilliant. Yes, funny. It just one's about
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  Speaker 2: the grand I'll talk about it on TV on the TV.
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  Speaker 2: But while she was in the bathroom brushing her teeth,
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  Speaker 2: I had already pre boiled the jug, filled up her
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  Speaker 2: water bottle and then I was like, oh am, I
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  Speaker 2: gonna put that in the bed where she sleeps. And
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  Speaker 2: then I put it and then she got it. She
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  Speaker 2: was like, oh man, I really want to put my
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  Speaker 2: water bottle. Can't open bed was in there. Yeah, She's
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  Speaker 2: like babe, oh god yeah. And then I went in
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  Speaker 2: there and I was like what, she's so nice.
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  Speaker 2: I think we talked about this yesterday. My wife and
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  Speaker 2: I think ext of service is like and physical touch
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  Speaker 2: are our main tub.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally looking out for each other.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, not ex of service. Mine's kind words and ye.
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  Speaker 2: You're all good man.
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  Speaker 4: I used to actually, I used to lie on my
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  Speaker 4: wife's side of the bed before she got in.
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  Speaker 6: Like tell lies yeah and just and just wriggle around
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  Speaker 6: till it was sort of warmed up, and then wait
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  Speaker 6: for her to come to bed and then move across.
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  Speaker 1: In My side would be freezer.
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  Speaker 2: That's some stuff right there. That's's something wrong with you,
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  Speaker 2: that's pathetic.
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  Speaker 1: And she was like, that's kind of creepy.
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  Speaker 3: That's nice I do. And my wife found out this
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  Speaker 3: morning because I'd bet I make her a coffee every morning.
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  Speaker 3: I've only really realized because I've been trying to work
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  Speaker 3: out what her things. But she loves X of service
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  Speaker 3: as well. She doesn't like get out of bed in
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  Speaker 3: the morning, so I make her a coffee. So the
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  Speaker 3: tradition is coffee for her and a piece of toast
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  Speaker 3: and bed for my daughter who jumps into bed on
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  Speaker 3: my side just drag dregs, crumbs and shit all through
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  Speaker 3: it when I get to bed at No, it's it's
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  Speaker 3: good stuff, good wholesome stuff. But because it's so cold,
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  Speaker 3: I take the coffee cups there and I fill them
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  Speaker 3: up with hot water. Nice coffee goes into it because
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  Speaker 3: otherwise the coffee cools down in the freezing cold caps.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's where your powerbell's going, mate.
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  Speaker 3: That's but my wife got up and she saw it
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  Speaker 3: and she said, oh my god, you're you're heading up
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  Speaker 3: the cap. I said, that's right. I do that. I
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  Speaker 3: do that every morning for you, and I never tell you.
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  Speaker 3: I never tell you.
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  Speaker 4: Now, that's very common practice with your caps of tea
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  Speaker 4: as well. People people sort of warm up their caps.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's not true. I've never I'm the first guy
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  Speaker 3: to do it. Old Moogie over here, that's true.
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  Speaker 2: It's called noggying the mug.
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  Speaker 4: We alternate the coffees, and I often burnt one under
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  Speaker 4: one I.
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  Speaker 3: Burnt one, your wife's delicious one.
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  Speaker 5: I am.
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  Speaker 4: I am genuinely guilty of gas lighting my wife quite a.
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  Speaker 1: Hurt on that front.
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  Speaker 3: And what do you say there?
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  Speaker 4: She'll go, oh, whose turn is it? And I'll go
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  Speaker 4: yours right, and she'll go.
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  Speaker 1: That was me?
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  Speaker 3: Is it hard to guess when you're giving her the
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  Speaker 3: silent treatment? At the same time, it's.
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  Speaker 1: Good because a couple of times she's been bret.
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  Speaker 4: One time she was out on the ketchen and I
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  Speaker 4: heard her go, hang on, I did it.
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  Speaker 3: I once convinced a girlfriend there.
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  Speaker 1: After i'd wrapped a fart.
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  Speaker 4: I once convinced a girlfriend lying next to me that
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  Speaker 4: she had done it.
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  Speaker 3: There's discussing you're a real catch, you know that.
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  Speaker 1: I really, yeah, I'm a piece of work.
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  Speaker 2: Well you did put on a bit of a gas
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  Speaker 2: lighting clinic yesterday on the show with me. Yeah like that, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you're mentioned. I was like, wow, this is what it
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  Speaker 2: feels like work. But your whole water bottles fells.
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  Speaker 3: Water bottles, ego.
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  Speaker 4: I think we might don't have them anymore, actually, but
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  Speaker 4: I did like a hot water bottle.
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  Speaker 3: They've got them now, and it's a great invention in
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  Speaker 3: the I saw one. I saw them in the shop
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  Speaker 3: there and I thought nah. Then of course my wife
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  Speaker 3: bought one, but the three ft long.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Last night I was like, man, a long one would
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  Speaker 2: be nice.
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  Speaker 3: You like a long one, don't you?
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  Speaker 2: Cy Yeah, yeah, dick wise, but also, baby, how wide?
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  Speaker 3: Was it just the right words for you?
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  Speaker 1: You take it?
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  Speaker 3: It is not as wide as the traditional one, but
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  Speaker 3: it's sort of like you get like, so my daughter's
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  Speaker 3: got it, and she gets yeah, it's pretty, it's pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there'll be yes.
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  Speaker 3: But again water, but try and use it to water
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  Speaker 3: the gap, and we don't. We never do. We never
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  Speaker 3: have that to lie. But in an ideal world with water,
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  Speaker 3: the garden, with that ship water.
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  Speaker 4: That's the one thing about a hot water bottle is
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  Speaker 4: that you're constantly having to maneuver it, like I have
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  Speaker 4: it down by I have it down by my feet,
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  Speaker 4: initially tootsies and then I have you know, you have
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  Speaker 4: to sort of move it around a bit.
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  Speaker 2: Last night, it's a picture me. It's eleven pm. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm lying, Yeah, she's fast asleep. The shark mat is
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  Speaker 2: on my I've pulled back the covers, put the shark
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  Speaker 2: mat down, I've lay on top of it, old man.
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  Speaker 2: I've got my legs. My feet are up so that
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  Speaker 2: my knees are pointing up, if you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I've just put them brought towards my body.
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  Speaker 2: I've put a water bottle on his heels to us
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  Speaker 2: not quite but yeah, hot water bottle on my feet.
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  Speaker 2: And they're a little cushion on my chest here with
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  Speaker 2: my laptop.
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  Speaker 3: You know, one of those breastfeeding pillows.
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  Speaker 2: And then I was nant one though, and then.
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  Speaker 1: The triangular one on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was watching a guy on YouTube camping
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  Speaker 2: in Alaska with my whole water bottle on my feet
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  Speaker 2: and my shark.
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  Speaker 1: I love that stuff so good, really good.
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  Speaker 2: When I'm going to sleep. It really makes me sleeping.
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  Speaker 4: What I love in those environments is hot tint camping
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  Speaker 4: where they constract a little hot box and they put
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  Speaker 4: a little tube about the tent and have fires inside
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  Speaker 4: their tent.
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  Speaker 2: Stoves are amazing.
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  Speaker 3: It's really good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got an electric blanket, so I guess I'm rich.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll be here. That'll be why you have a
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  Speaker 1: mess ch.
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  Speaker 3: What we do is it just takes the edge off. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: And we've got the flint lit sheets and then just
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  Speaker 3: turned the bastard off.
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  Speaker 1: Every night we goes up to nine.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we have it at four fucking nine.
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  Speaker 1: Every night we get into bed, it's the same thing, which.
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  Speaker 4: Is you can't get God, oh God, don't worry about that, Maggie,
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  Speaker 4: she's raging.
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  Speaker 2: Just admit that you can't get it.
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  Speaker 1: I can't get it up. Feels just temper, you know,
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  Speaker 1: poke its head up and then go.
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  Speaker 2: What are you going to say?
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  Speaker 3: Though?
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  Speaker 2: You hop in bed and it's really cold.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it's like Jesus, yeah lit sheets, Yeah, but they
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  Speaker 3: are better than the summer. She yeah, they are. I
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  Speaker 3: can't believe keys of your wife would love a Flanne lit.
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  Speaker 2: She hates them, does she? She loves she I've figured
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  Speaker 2: this out. She's very much form. I'm very much function, right,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? So like she loves the
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  Speaker 2: look of how and once it's warm, she loves it,
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  Speaker 2: and then summer she loves it. I'm like, yeah, let's
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  Speaker 2: put some fucking warm shit on.
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  Speaker 1: No, they're good. I like a bit of flannel lit totally.
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  Speaker 2: And when we go down to her parents place, the
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  Speaker 2: bed we sleep and has flannelt. She it's in an
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  Speaker 2: electric blanket. She's either of those two things up in awkward, but.
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  Speaker 3: She loves it down there. Yeah, it's really nice to
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  Speaker 3: down there, not at my house. Yeah, it's fucking mental,
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  Speaker 3: isn't it. N it's a g I No, I'm not
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  Speaker 3: saying it's not good.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. You said fucking mental, fucking mental case. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: listen to the Big Show. Just listen to The Big
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  Speaker 2: Show Radio show, four or seven weekday after ways.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Man,