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- 0:352 words. Excellent bottom.
- 0:41Welcome back to. Thank you very much by the way.
- 0:44Welcome. Come hamster, my name is Joe
- 0:48Ford of the excellent bottom and it is my delight today to to be
- 0:55talking about series one of Doctor Who.
- 0:58I'm here with my fabulous Co host, Mr. Rod Brown.
- 1:01Hello, Rod. Hello, Joe.
- 1:03How are you doing? I wasn't actually, I wasn't
- 1:06directing the excellent bottom necessarily to you, but you.
- 1:08Know completely a couple of weeks ago.
- 1:10Well, that's true. That's how I bent over to grab
- 1:12that book I saw, yeah. You saw OK, let's let's move
- 1:15swiftly on. So you are absolutely right,
- 1:20Joe. We are in series one, which is
- 1:22slightly ironic because last episode, of course, we looked at
- 1:25season one. And so now we've lost a queen.
- 1:29We've lost Jacqueline Hill, but we've crowned a new queen in her
- 1:32place. Camille Kajuri has come along,
- 1:35even though she's more at home in pink Primark joggers than she
- 1:39is in a comfy cardy. And we've swapped good old safe,
- 1:43reliable Ian for less reassuring Mickey, who I can't imagine
- 1:47fighting an Aztec warrior who'll probably be cowering in the
- 1:49corner. And of course he's possibly a
- 1:52little less wholesome than the wonderful William Russell.
- 1:55But let's move on swiftly from that.
- 1:57And we've ditched poor old underserved Caroline Ford, your
- 2:01favorite Joe, for the brilliantly developed and
- 2:04wonderfully played Rose, a character who's easily the
- 2:07equivalent of a doctor. And finally, we've swapped Chris
- 2:10Waite and the Carolers for Britney Spears and soft sell.
- 2:14So let's get into it and help us sort out.
- 2:17Here we go, our blonde fell fotch Pasamir de Slavine from
- 2:20our mighty dregrafest of the holy Hadro, Jurassic Maxim
- 2:23Roden. Oh.
- 2:24Bravo. Thank you.
- 2:27Did that take you? He's been practicing all day.
- 2:30I've. Been practicing since two, 2005.
- 2:34We are joined by two very special guests.
- 2:36They're going to help us decide which store is picking up the
- 2:39location glitter ball and which is going to be forced to have
- 2:42dinner with Joe in bondage. So let's welcome our two guests.
- 2:47Denise, would you like to introduce yourself?
- 2:50Hi, my name is Denise Sutton. I live in Norway, but I am a
- 2:55lifelong Doctor Who fan and it's my second time podcasting with
- 3:01Joe and the first time with you guys, Rod and Michael.
- 3:04So hello and thank you for inviting me back.
- 3:07Hello. Denise Well.
- 3:09Can I ask you so with the new episodes, how are you getting
- 3:12older those? Well.
- 3:15That's a story to be told with the new series.
- 3:19I'd been living in Norway for three years by the time the
- 3:21series came back, and I just thought, oh, OK, then I suppose
- 3:26I'm going to have to wait for the DVDs.
- 3:29Because that was prior to iPlayer, of course, and you're
- 3:32not supposed to watch iPlayer from outside of the UK.
- 3:35Oh Hun. And so in.
- 3:40Sorry. I yeah, absolutely.
- 3:42So I did have to wait for the DVDs initially.
- 3:46And now, of course, it's on Disney Plus, so I can watch it
- 3:50legally for the first time in a long, long time without having
- 3:55to buy DVDs and Blu rays. And it's got the extra added
- 3:59attraction of Norwegian subtitles, which I feel what
- 4:02everybody wants. I feel quite sorry for the
- 4:07person who has to do this because it must be a bit of a
- 4:10brain scrambler for them. Oh I'm glad you can get him
- 4:15though, and legally too. And, well, yes.
- 4:19Introduce our 2nd guest for tonight and find out if he's
- 4:21legal. Hello, I'm Michael Storm and I'm
- 4:25very happy to be invited to appear on my second favorite web
- 4:28destination, Word Hamster in the title.
- 4:31Your second favorite with the word hamster in it?
- 4:34What's? Your.
- 4:38First, I don't think he is legal.
- 4:39You know Rob. It doesn't sound like it, does
- 4:42it? Yeah, I think we better
- 4:44definitely move quite swiftly on on that one.
- 4:48So before we get into the stories, let's just have a quick
- 4:50run around we. This is no doubt going to be a
- 4:52fairly lengthy podcast because we've got 10 stories to go
- 4:55through. So come on guys, just give us
- 4:58one sentence. Your feelings about series one.
- 5:02Let's start with one sentence. One sentence.
- 5:05OK, OK. Michael, go for it.
- 5:09An exciting reboot. Oh, a short sentence.
- 5:12Excellent, Denise. OK, well if you saw The Devil's
- 5:17Chord, which I'm sure you did, which ended with music being
- 5:20reintroduced to the world after having been absent for 40 years,
- 5:26this is a pure explosion of Doctor Who onto our screens
- 5:31after us not having had very much of it for 16 years.
- 5:36So it's like that. Oh.
- 5:41Nice, Joe. So really hard to do in a
- 5:42sentence. I'll I'll, I'll maybe two or
- 5:44three. I think it's an all bets are off
- 5:47season because a formula hadn't been created yet.
- 5:51So I love going back to one where they were feeling their
- 5:54way in and just trying everything to see what worked.
- 5:57And fortunately everything worked because they basically
- 6:00repeat the formula for 2-3 and four.
- 6:02But yeah, really, really exciting.
- 6:05My first new Doctor Who to be watched, sort of.
- 6:09I'm watching it when it's aired. And, ah, just two brilliant
- 6:13leads. I really love this year.
- 6:16Fabulous. And I will say it's a bold,
- 6:19confident, very assured given that none of the team had kind
- 6:23of worked on a program of this size and stature or even content
- 6:26before. But I would say as far as the
- 6:29leads are concerned, one definitely outshines the other.
- 6:33And for me, Billy Piper consistently overshadows
- 6:36Christopher Eccleston, who is not my favorite doctor, I have
- 6:40to say. I think he overplays and
- 6:43overhands it horribly in places. But no doubt we will get to that
- 6:48as we progress. But yay to Billy.
- 6:51To Christopher. Sorry guys, he started already.
- 6:56So before we dip into it, shall we go to our overview comments
- 7:00as to be read out by our glorious guests?
- 7:03All right, so we're starting off with Hap.
- 7:07It's back. Hooray, Chris.
- 7:09Chris Eccleston is the doctor. He could do steel, but can he do
- 7:13the light touches so well, should that be?
- 7:16Can he do the light touches? Billy Piper, Are you taking the
- 7:19Mick? Pop star Billy Piper Oh, this is
- 7:22a mess. Then I watched Rose and realised
- 7:24I knew diddly squat about making TV.
- 7:26It was superb. I.
- 7:28Don't think that was an uncommon opinion as well.
- 7:30And Lucy McCall said Chris Eccleston absolutely was the
- 7:34doctor from the first run for your life.
- 7:38Yes. On Michael.
- 7:40OK Sihart, the joy of having the show you back quickly turned
- 7:44into the show of the into the joy of the show being brilliant.
- 7:47Eccleston and Piper are magnificent.
- 7:48Leeds, a series that kind of plays it safe.
- 7:51We'll try things out. It won't do again.
- 7:53A brave and bold new beginning. I think he's got a spot on
- 7:56there. And James Lark says it sets out
- 8:00to encapsulate the breadth and brilliance of Doctor Who, even
- 8:03if it's the only series they get to make one of the strongest
- 8:07series to date. Superb entertainment I'm.
- 8:09Noticing a positive a positive theme here very.
- 8:13Much so. OK, Tom Newsom RTD takes the
- 8:17best bits from the 70s TV home comic strips, books, as well as
- 8:21from American shows and movies. But ultimately, it feels like
- 8:24how Doctor Who has always been in his head and TV has only just
- 8:28caught up with it. And Rob Valentine says I enjoyed
- 8:32the whole series on broadcast, but I do remember the surge of
- 8:35relief I felt when the empty child came along, that
- 8:38Ecclestone was getting one indisputable stone cold
- 8:42masterpiece before he left. It's stunning with faint praise,
- 8:46a little bit me feels. That that's just you, Rod.
- 8:49That's just you. David Lancaster, a privilege to
- 8:54see my favorite class of children I ever taught, 7 year
- 8:57olds in the city Birmingham, truly multicultural, fall in
- 9:00love with my favorite TV show in real time.
- 9:02I mean, I've tried them weeks before with Remembrance of the
- 9:05Daleks. Magic times.
- 9:07Isn't there something Ofsted would say about that these days?
- 9:10Yeah, they'll probably say well done, well done.
- 9:13Though yes, exactly. And Greg Campbell says despite
- 9:19being showrunner, RTD was easily the poorest writer this season.
- 9:23And to be honest, this would tend to be the case going
- 9:27forward. Oh.
- 9:29My jaw just hit the floor. I think I can see where he's
- 9:36coming from there. Oh, OK.
- 9:39Well, it's a Broadchurch, as we know.
- 9:42We'll get there. We'll get there.
- 9:45David Gillespie Pratt on 1st broadcast.
- 9:47I was disappointed with Rose and actively disliked the end of the
- 9:50world. This was not my Doctor Who, but
- 9:54like a good fan I kept watching. World War Three was where it
- 9:57really clicked into place and by the end of the series I was well
- 10:00and truly hunts. Do you know what World War Three
- 10:03was where it really clicked into place for me as well?
- 10:05I mean, we'll get there later on, but that's an interesting
- 10:08parallel. Oh dear.
- 10:11And the fabulously named Shade Nightingale Ecclestone is what
- 10:15makes this season work. He should have been in more The
- 10:18relationship between the Doctor and Rose was more paternal and I
- 10:21preferred it that way. But the best episodes were
- 10:24written by writers other than Davies, so.
- 10:27Second comment to that effect. Yeah.
- 10:31OK, there you go, Cozy Joe. I found Eccleston's doctor
- 10:35refreshing, menacing, reserved, thoughtful, and very mysterious.
- 10:39He is the War Doctor. He chooses life of all quite
- 10:42over the death of his own. He is considered the last of his
- 10:45gun for a good reason. It's a shame he left.
- 10:48And Ross says, can still remember the excitement of this
- 10:51coming back and the weird, uneasy disappointment after
- 10:54seeing the burping bin and fasting aliens.
- 10:57Oh, get over it. But by the cliffhanger of Bad
- 11:01Wolf, I was obsessed. Yes, that was my mother.
- 11:04She rang me up after Bad Wolf and said what do you think is
- 11:06going to happen? Also, what is going on?
- 11:08What is? Happening.
- 11:11Fabulous. So we will return to listeners
- 11:13comments later on in the episode, but for now, let's dive
- 11:16into the first of our stories. Denise, pick a story of your
- 11:19choice and tell us why you're going to recommend it or why
- 11:22you're going to ditch it. OK, well I will pick one, I
- 11:28think, from the middle of my choices.
- 11:33Let's go for Father's Day, yes? So something about this story
- 11:41gets me every single time. I mean, I lost my father first
- 11:47because he wandered off when I was about 13 and because he died
- 11:54before I ever got to see him again.
- 11:56So this is a very poignant story for me.
- 12:00But yeah, there is a lot of good stuff in there.
- 12:06I I love the idea that the Doctor actually gives Rose
- 12:11commissioned to go back and do this despite the inherent risks
- 12:15that he trusts her, but sadly his trust is misplaced.
- 12:19That makes it very, very strong. And then there's some genuine
- 12:25cringe moments like when her father starts flirting with her,
- 12:29not realising who she is. I'm not sure if that would pass
- 12:33the censor in these days, but the Jackie and Pete having
- 12:38arguments, that was very, very true.
- 12:41It was somewhat let down, I think by the when they're
- 12:46basically under siege in the church.
- 12:49Some of the scenes are a little bit dull, but there's some
- 12:52fabulous ideas. And Pete Tyler is an absolutely
- 12:57inspired creation, you know, because he really thinks things
- 13:01through. He thinks in unusual ways.
- 13:03He's he's a one off and it was brilliant that we got to see
- 13:06more of him in Season 2. So, yeah, there's some beautiful
- 13:12moments in this. There's a conversation with the
- 13:14bride and groom about, you know, they're just normal people with
- 13:17normal lives. It's not important if they live
- 13:20or die. Of course that's not true.
- 13:21The doctor doesn't think that's true at all.
- 13:24And you know, at the end when he says who are my love?
- 13:30And she says, Oh, my daddy. I mean, gets me every single
- 13:35time. It's not my favorite story of
- 13:38the season, but there is so much to love in there.
- 13:44Fabulous. Should we go to the comments?
- 13:47Connor Patrick Jackson says. The story closest to my heart.
- 13:50Paul Connell captured so well the pain of grief and the
- 13:53realization of your parents are as fallible as you are.
- 13:57Phil Cartwright says one of the best and most underrated
- 14:00episodes of New Who Really character driven and hits all
- 14:03the emotional beats really well. And good old James H you can
- 14:08all. You can always rely on James H
- 14:11James H says Christ this is awful.
- 14:14Small Slade on Small Slade on. Thicker than Jackie's make up.
- 14:18Incoherent plot. Not that it matters, because the
- 14:21rules set in this one get abandoned almost instantly.
- 14:24I remember sitting through this and hoping for A twist at the
- 14:27end that never came. Been it.
- 14:31Big Orange Michael says the most Buffy like episode of the series
- 14:35and I mean that as a compliment. The Doctor's anger at Rose
- 14:38trying to go back in time to say her dad is nicely done.
- 14:41Like much of RTD Zero, it values the emotion of the story over
- 14:45the internal logic. But I don't mind it here because
- 14:47it works. Keep it.
- 14:49Jason Thompson so showed the Doctor Who could now do
- 14:51emotional drama in the way that it really had never done before.
- 14:54Sean Dingwell is one of the highlights of the season.
- 14:57Watching his realisation that Roses, his daughter all grown up
- 15:00and he has to sacrifice himself is heart wrenching.
- 15:03I can't watch this without welling up at least a little.
- 15:07Ross says more fantastic Tyler family performances, although
- 15:10introducing the Reap the Reapers, who in theory should
- 15:14turn up all the time in the show annoys my stupid brain no end.
- 15:18Could have done the story without them.
- 15:20Daniel Ramsley says tugs the heartstrings very effectively.
- 15:23Dingwall is especially good Piper in the emotional
- 15:25powerhouse, and there's an unsettling sense of wrongness.
- 15:29But I go back and forth on it. Sometimes the melodrama can feel
- 15:32a bit too much like a blunt instrument.
- 15:35Ian Winston Yes, the monsters don't make much sense, but it
- 15:38makes me cry every time. And the top three of the series
- 15:41for me. Daniel, Knight says, feels
- 15:43better off. Perhaps this would have been
- 15:45better if it'd been earlier in the run, as Rose's actions seem
- 15:48at odds with the length of time she's been with the Doctor.
- 15:51The 80s fashions are quite authentic, but it's not that
- 15:53memorable as a story. Jack Coyer A strange and bold
- 15:57choice for an introduction series, as it's one of the least
- 16:01Doctor Whoish stories in the show's history.
- 16:03Maybe that's the point, though. Trying something new feels like
- 16:06a short trip. Or Sapphire and Steel, the
- 16:08Doctor's recklessness in taking Rose.
- 16:10Here is is a fascinating character beat which will
- 16:13eventually lead to Capote's Doctor realising that he has a
- 16:16duty of care for those he takes on as passengers.
- 16:19And finally Andy Parkinson says OK so I know this is a popular
- 16:23one but I can't stand it. Not sure if it's the treaty
- 16:26sentimentality or the weird idea of the reapers.
- 16:29Maybe I'm just dead inside, but this is the only one I'd been.
- 16:34So Michael, are you dead inside or are you agreeing with Denise?
- 16:39I am definitely The Walking Dead.
- 16:41I'm going to bend this one, then I'll go to set fire to it, and
- 16:44then I'll go to salt the earth, of which it is well.
- 16:46Oh wow. Strong, strong sentiments.
- 16:50Please tell us why. As the people who say the
- 16:55sentiment is gone to is over the top, it's up ridiculous, secure
- 16:58in levels. The internal plot logic doesn't
- 17:01work. Why are the Reapers here and we
- 17:05never see them at any time again?
- 17:07Why does the Doctor think this is a good idea?
- 17:10Go. I know I'll go and let.
- 17:12I'll go and let Rose watch her dad get run over twice, 03 times
- 17:17in fact, at the end. So.
- 17:21He did mention that the Reapers are there because the Time Lords
- 17:25aren't there anymore. And so they're, they're able to
- 17:28breakthrough because usually the Time Lords would prevent this
- 17:31kind of thing happening. And yes, he did.
- 17:34He did trust Rose more than he thought, more than he probably
- 17:39should have done, because the idea was that she was just to go
- 17:42to him and comfort him as he died, which she eventually got
- 17:46to do. But of course, I mean, would any
- 17:49of us do anything different in that situation?
- 17:52And that's why you had that scene in the middle, right?
- 17:54Where he's really angry because he thought she would behave
- 17:56better. And why can the Reapers go for
- 18:00the youngest youngest first? Sure, they'd want all the time
- 18:03energy from the older people, so they'll be going for the oldies
- 18:06first. Navigate a Society of wild
- 18:08fellow children running around. Suppose.
- 18:11I suppose we're all three days and I just think Murray Gold
- 18:17goes over the top on the fiddles.
- 18:21And I don't think the Reapers even by 2005 standard CGI is not
- 18:26look great. Yeah, good thing is I did like
- 18:28the characterization of Pete Tyler because it's nice to have
- 18:33a sort of mind Dell boy sort of figure in the series because
- 18:37it's the sort of character usually gets of a van.
- 18:40Maybe say glitz let. Me just get to.
- 18:46That church. You're not putting this round to
- 18:50round two, right? Just to be absolutely safe.
- 18:54Yeah, maybe I need to be a little more specific.
- 18:59Joe, what do you feel about it? You've heard my episode on this.
- 19:03You know how I feel about it. And unfortunately, oh, I love
- 19:07Denise so much. I don't want to disagree with
- 19:09her, but I do agree entirely with Michael and in fact, almost
- 19:12on every single point. And I love the emotion of the
- 19:17Rusty Davis era. I love that it's character LED
- 19:19and emotion LED. And that is best.
- 19:22And we do get it at its best this year.
- 19:24I think it's wonderful, but this is too much for me.
- 19:28I can feel the cogs going, the strings of the music and the
- 19:32plot. Everything is trying so hard to
- 19:35make me feel and I don't like. It's a reason why I don't really
- 19:40chime with the characterization in the Muffet era is I just feel
- 19:43like I'm being manipulated rather than just being absorbed
- 19:46into the story. So all the emotion is overplayed
- 19:49for me. It's like a soap opera taken to
- 19:5110. There's there are great things
- 19:54in this. I do.
- 19:55It's got a weird sort of washed out look to it which really does
- 19:58remind me of the past. And.
- 20:01The monsters are a creepy idea. I think you're right Michael.
- 20:04The CGI isn't there yet for them.
- 20:07But no, this is actually my least favorite of the season so
- 20:11I am going to kick Father's Day out.
- 20:13I'm afraid it doesn't really work for me on any level.
- 20:16So Father's Day is going to be the first one to fall, which is
- 20:20quite surprising given how it's reputable.
- 20:23I was going to put it through, I mean, Denise, I'm with you.
- 20:25I was going to put this through. These two heartless bastards
- 20:28that we've got on this podcast just have got no joy or heart in
- 20:32their soul whatsoever. I was putting this through and
- 20:36I'll, I'll be very brief. I've, I've picked 3 scenes, I
- 20:39think. I think it's a very clever
- 20:40script and there's a lot more going on to Joe.
- 20:43You say you can see the the cogs working.
- 20:46I think. I think it's under valued for
- 20:50what it does. There are three scenes in
- 20:52particular, and they're all between Pete and Rose, and
- 20:55they're all just the two of them in the church.
- 20:57And they each take the story forward in a very naturalistic
- 21:02way because they're dealing with, you know, ridiculous
- 21:04concepts here in a way and asking Pete to recognize that's
- 21:07his daughter and to commit suicide at the end.
- 21:09So it's a big ask within a 45 minute format.
- 21:12But those three scenes, each of them progressed that.
- 21:15And I think they do it in a very clever, organic way.
- 21:20The first one is when Pete puts the clues together and realises
- 21:23who Rose is. And I won't go through all the
- 21:25rationale because he's he's worked it out from everything
- 21:28he's seen in the car. And I particularly like the fact
- 21:30that he says he can recognise both himself and Jackie in her
- 21:33actions. I think that's a lovely
- 21:35shorthand way of getting us there.
- 21:38And Rose Declaration. Yeah.
- 21:39Denise, I'm with you. When she says dad, my dad, my
- 21:42daddy. I mean, each time there are
- 21:44three exclamations. And each time he gets more
- 21:47personal and more intimate. And I think it's just whatever
- 21:50small details like that that really work for me.
- 21:53Sean, Derek Dingwell is brilliant in kind of selling
- 21:55that what could be a preposterous scene, selling it,
- 21:58making it seem logical and credible.
- 22:01Then the second scene, Peter coming to terms with who she is
- 22:04and he's worrying about silly things like has he gone grey or
- 22:07has he gone bald? Typical kind of man type things
- 22:10that we would worry about. That's the first thing he's
- 22:12going to think about. But Rose doesn't answer either
- 22:15of those. So he realizes there's something
- 22:17darker going on there. And that bridges the 1st and the
- 22:193rd scene. And then the third scene is when
- 22:22he starts asking Rose where he is, why she came back to 1987
- 22:26and where he is. And I love the fact that Rose
- 22:30lies to him and she she knows, She tells him, oh, you used to
- 22:34read us bedtime stories every night and you were always there
- 22:37for me and mum. And you took some countryside
- 22:40picnics every week. And she's lying not only for
- 22:45herself, but she's also lying to help him, to make it softer and
- 22:48kinder for him. I think that's a lovely
- 22:51emotional beat. But he wins because actually he
- 22:53realises that's not who he is. And I think that makes him feel
- 22:57more credible and more sympathetic to us as an audience
- 23:00because he knows his flaws and his weaknesses.
- 23:03But it's out. I think it's a lovely script.
- 23:05I'm not sure if, you know, I'm not sure if it's because I
- 23:08didn't have a great relationship with my dad, so maybe there's
- 23:11some bias towards it so. My dad.
- 23:13My dad. Yeah, well.
- 23:15Join the club. Michael, are you in the club?
- 23:19Yeah, I've got a fairly stronger relationship with my father, so.
- 23:23Okay, 3:00 to 1:00. For hate, it's not for that
- 23:25reason, but I always say the scene that really gets grinds in
- 23:30my gears and it's the same Paul Cornell that wrote for The New
- 23:34Adventures where I just think it's just so overplayed the
- 23:36emotion. It's the two, Denise, you
- 23:38mentioned it, the two talking about the two people meeting
- 23:42down that dark alley on a rainy night and oh, you're the two
- 23:46most special people in the world.
- 23:47It's just so on the nose. It's so obvious.
- 23:52Yeah, some of the worst, yeah, the worst excesses of some is
- 23:55that NA is in pure for and concentrate here.
- 23:58But that's what he wanted, right?
- 23:59That's why I brought in Cornell so, and there's there's fans of
- 24:02that too. So anyway, it's gone so.
- 24:05Bye bye. This is one of the big
- 24:08differences between the classic season and the new season,
- 24:13particularly in the early episodes, because there was this
- 24:15element of family and soap opera which we didn't have before.
- 24:20And yeah, on this episode, arguably it was a little bit
- 24:24thick, but you know, the start of Aliens of London as well.
- 24:31That's pure bloody EastEnders right there, you know?
- 24:35We don't get that, Denise. We.
- 24:36Love you, love that I'm. Sort of contrary.
- 24:42Right. Let's move to Michael.
- 24:44Michael, pick your first story. First story is going to be The
- 24:47Unquiet Dead and I'm going to keep it and this is probably
- 24:53going to tell more about me, but it's got much more of a
- 24:57traditional classic who feel about it from the outset.
- 25:00We've got our we've got our Victorian Victorian London
- 25:04setting which will eventually become rather grating and know
- 25:06who the setting it the time seems to have three settings at
- 25:10the. Moment.
- 25:13But from the outset, we've got a great use because we don't have
- 25:17a cliffhangers anymore. Greatest uses the teaser
- 25:20sequence as a cliffhanger and what we have there is what would
- 25:23be a part one cliffhanger of the dead body walking through the
- 25:26street and groaning. I think it was.
- 25:30I like Simon Callow as Dickens, while the character is scraps a
- 25:36little bit and the Naughty Book of Charles Dickens just he's
- 25:39simplified of it for the screen because he had 45 bits.
- 25:42It can't go into the complexities, but he gives it
- 25:44with lots of vigor, lots of character, and you could.
- 25:48And he rationalizes things out of the way, plotting right
- 25:51towards such as noticing the different gas pressures when
- 25:56these gel throw around and talking of the gel while I was
- 26:00what I was watching, re watching it the sit the theatre scene,
- 26:03which is another reason to keep. I know that I was looking at the
- 26:06way the gulf was moving around the theatre and it reminded me
- 26:10of a book I saw in the in the school library when I was in
- 26:13good to say year four. So that would have been around
- 26:1619/19/1991. It was called Blue Misty
- 26:18Monsters and it was a sort of, and it was a cover illustration
- 26:24was of a sort of old fashioned sort of say, Edwardian,
- 26:27Victorian St. with a guy with a chap with his fish and chips, a
- 26:31flat cap scarf with like race like beasts surrounding him.
- 26:36And then I sort of looked up a little bit into that.
- 26:40And what I noticed was that at first my memory was it was a
- 26:46poetry, but it's not. It's actually a story, and it's
- 26:50about beings from the world who are gaseous, trying to get used
- 26:54to walking around inorganic hosts.
- 26:58Oh, I. Wonder.
- 26:59If. He read that so so I wonder if
- 27:01Michael, I wonder if he just read it had read it always aware
- 27:04of it. So I couldn't find the
- 27:06publication dates unfortunately. So it might be beyond to after
- 27:11his school days or. Sounds very sounds a bit a
- 27:14little bit too close for comfort.
- 27:17He does yes and I said and here we have wonderful about knew who
- 27:22treads for the first time where it was.
- 27:24We have character with cyanic abilities with this, which and
- 27:28here is a good way of getting moving the pot along to so we
- 27:32could get from A to B quicker. But it's not intrusive here
- 27:35where we have it's a bit more subtle where she knows that Rose
- 27:39has lost her father and she gets images of present day London and
- 27:44they have that lovely old trope of of Victorian England's
- 27:48thinking. Oh my God, all modern people are
- 27:49naked, which will which will come back next year as well.
- 27:53And I just think it's it's quite subtly played here and all
- 27:57right, can I can't think of her name now, but she plays him much
- 28:01better than she would do with Gwen in in torch words, Eve
- 28:05Miles. That's it is.
- 28:07And a quite light Mr. Snead, who unfortunately, I do keep
- 28:10thinking there's the landlord in the green, green grass.
- 28:12No, it's not the landlord. He's the farmer, isn't it?
- 28:15Isn't? The welshest character that's
- 28:17ever appeared on T Don't look at me like it's my fault.
- 28:21Have you have you watched the Green Death recently, Joe?
- 28:24Yeah, All right, Shut up. If there were some floors is
- 28:31thinking about it is the idea of the girls pretend pretending to
- 28:36be refugees is perhaps a little on the nose considering the news
- 28:39at the moment. I know Matt Larry had a proper
- 28:42rant about this at the time on the Beast House website, but
- 28:45it's also a similar plot to Flip Flop, one of the Big Finish
- 28:48audios. Yeah, which is it was a Johnny
- 28:52Morris one, was it? And I seem to think that had her
- 28:55flick in it. It was evil asylum seekers
- 28:58coming to our planet and basically taking rights of
- 29:01everybody else and but claiming that they were victims at the
- 29:04same time. But I think that that was
- 29:06pointedly darkly satirical flip flop, whereas I think the
- 29:10unquieted is probably accidental.
- 29:13Yeah, so. Accidentally prescient?
- 29:15Yes. Yes.
- 29:16Yes, tie me wimey. Indeed.
- 29:22Fabulous. Shall we go to the comments?
- 29:25So Steve Maller says I love ghost stories and the setting
- 29:27here is excellent. Simon Callow is perfect as
- 29:30Dickens, the role he's played on stage many times.
- 29:33You also have Rose's first experience of time travel and
- 29:36the Doctor confronting a problem of his own making and
- 29:38overcompensating with disastrous effects.
- 29:41And the final conversation between the Doctor and Dickens
- 29:43is lovely, poignant and heartbreaking when you find out
- 29:46what happened to him. Daniel Ruinsley says most
- 29:50traditional all the historicals, which just leaves more space for
- 29:53the acting. It's a remarkably quiet story,
- 29:55with Gatis bringing ghost stories, spookiness and Pyramids
- 29:58of Mars morality debate. Love Piper and Miles in this
- 30:02Dickens fanboy doc and that, well, Schumer.
- 30:05James H says the start of the celebrity historicals.
- 30:08We get an Uber British figure that the Doctor worships even
- 30:11though he was seriously dubious in terms of being a huge racist.
- 30:15Looks lovely and said we can do scares.
- 30:17But Bennett, he's having a good start to the series, isn't he,
- 30:21James? H.
- 30:22Exactly what happened with Churchill wasn't it exactly
- 30:25another fan of a big racist Mick Menace?
- 30:27Mick Menace? I'm not sure how you say it
- 30:29shows the potential more full time historical companion seeing
- 30:32our modern day mentality through the eyes of an innocent and just
- 30:35happy to survive. Tom Newsom says unlike the rest
- 30:38of the series, it feels a bit watered down considering the
- 30:41Victorian themes, but the zombies are great.
- 30:44Ross Amazing just what I want Doctor Who to be.
- 30:47Always prefer time travel to space travel.
- 30:49Scary, funny, atmospheric. Doctor has alien morals.
- 30:54Morals. Doctor has alien morals that the
- 30:56companion's questions. Jack Coyus is a fun romp and
- 30:59intriguing morality tale that has such an important task on
- 31:02it's hands as the first historical many young fans will
- 31:05have seen the Gauth remind us of.
- 31:07The damage of the Time War and conflict between Rose and the
- 31:09Doctor on how to deal with them is one that will be shared by
- 31:12the viewers. Daniel Night, Mark Gatiss's best
- 31:15script, aided by wonderfully reserved and touching
- 31:18performances by Simon Callow and Eve Miles the girl for well
- 31:21realized, but the resolution seems rust, showing the
- 31:24limitations of the 45 minute format.
- 31:26Jason Thompson says. I love the scene of Dickens
- 31:28coming to terms with the fact that the real world is stranger
- 31:31than he thought and the Doctor apologizing to him.
- 31:34All dumb, dark and blackly funny.
- 31:36Beautifully shot. Wonderful location work, full of
- 31:39leaked gentleman references. Mark Gates's best script for the
- 31:42series by a country mile. Ian Winston says taught mini
- 31:45classic with callow amazing as Dickens and testament to RT DS
- 31:49plan. This is welcome darkness between
- 31:51the sugar rush of the End of the World and the Slovene 2 parter.
- 31:55And finally, Big Orange Michael. Who is Big Orange Michael?
- 32:00He's big and he's orange and he's called Michael.
- 32:02Oh, fair enough, fair enough. I think he's the tango man.
- 32:06He always comments on this in many ways.
- 32:09The first Christmas episode. Oh yeah, I agree with that.
- 32:12Eccleston is having fun as the Doctor here.
- 32:14Creepy in all the right ways. Keep it generally positive I
- 32:18think there. Generally positive.
- 32:19Denise, how do you feel about? Well I am also generally
- 32:24positive it rates very highly with me.
- 32:27Although on the rewatch I noticed a couple of things in
- 32:31the the lady in the coffin is clearly breathing quite a lot
- 32:36and they haven't screwed the door knocker on properly
- 32:39unfortunately. So they should have taken a
- 32:41Dremel to that. But.
- 32:43We we don't like loose knockers on this podcast I have.
- 32:46To say absolutely not, No, I I got the memo.
- 32:50Good. Sorry.
- 32:53Sorry about that, Denise. Hang on, but.
- 33:02Yes, it is a beautiful episode. There's some wonderful moments.
- 33:08I mean, I would argue that the moment when Rose comes into the
- 33:13console room dressed in her Victorian outfit and the Doctor
- 33:17looks at her and says, you look beautiful, that is the moment
- 33:21that he falls in love with her. If indeed a Time Lord doesn't
- 33:25fall in love with a human. And of course, then he has to
- 33:28say for a human, you know? But I think that moment is
- 33:32there. Obviously Simon Callow is
- 33:36flawless as Charles Dickens, and he's actually got quite a
- 33:41restrained performance. But he's completely, he's
- 33:44completely in control. And I love that.
- 33:47I love when the doctor tells him to shut up and then apologizes
- 33:51to him. And then when Charles Dickens is
- 33:54despairing because there's so much that he doesn't understand,
- 34:00that there's these things going on that he were beyond his
- 34:03comprehension or imagination, and the doctor says you're not
- 34:07wrong, there's just more to learn.
- 34:09And that is such a fantastic quote.
- 34:12And of course, yes, Eve Miles is brilliant and beautiful and
- 34:19perfect performance. Yeah, this one very highly with
- 34:24me. I would not Kick It Out.
- 34:27OK, so shall I jump in next one? Joe.
- 34:31There's loads to love. It's in this, isn't there?
- 34:33So Sneed and Gwyneth in particular, they kind of remind
- 34:35me of a Holmes double act. They're a bit like Forgan
- 34:38Scherner and they benefit from fantastic lines.
- 34:41Simon Callow, as everyone's already said, is brilliant as
- 34:44Dickens. I love the fact the Doctors his
- 34:46biggest fan, and he complaints then about the padding in Martin
- 34:49Chuzzlewick. Because, you know, have any fans
- 34:51ever complained about padding in narrative before?
- 34:54I'm sure that wouldn't happen. Eve Miles.
- 34:56As everyone said, she's absolutely heartbreaking as
- 34:58Gwyneth and you can see why she got a star vehicle for herself.
- 35:02But I am not going to put this one through.
- 35:05I'm throwing this one out and I'll tell you why.
- 35:07Three reasons. They go from the least egregious
- 35:09to the most egregious. So the least is probably the
- 35:14Doctor and Rose are just totally impotent in this.
- 35:16So it's left to Dickens and to Gwyneth to resolve the story.
- 35:20Doctor just basically prepared to die with Rose in that cellar.
- 35:22They just both lack agency. It's Dickens that works out how
- 35:26the Gulf can be brought out into the gas.
- 35:28It's Gwyneth that strikes the match, and the Doctor and Rose
- 35:31are just left. Oh, impotence is the best word
- 35:34for it. Hang on.
- 35:34That's the whole season, the whole point of this season.
- 35:38He he encourages other people because he doesn't feel as if he
- 35:43could make those choices anymore.
- 35:44I get that, but I think it's most on the nose here.
- 35:46The fact he just takes a hand that he's prepared to die with.
- 35:49He's not prepared to save Rose. Look at the end, you know,
- 35:52parting of the ways. He wants to keep Rose safe, put
- 35:55her in the TARDIS, get her out of danger.
- 35:57Here. He's happy for her.
- 35:58Just to die in a in a cellar in Wales.
- 36:00It does. It does feel a little bit too,
- 36:02he feels a bit too weak for me. He does nothing to save his
- 36:05companion who was Denise rightly just said he's declared his love
- 36:08for, but he's happy to wave goodbye to her.
- 36:11So that doesn't quite sit well for me.
- 36:13The second one, and I know it's a throw away line and people
- 36:15will shout at me but it doesn't sit comfortably on me.
- 36:19When Rose recovers from being chloroformed, she says and I'll
- 36:22quote the line and don't think I didn't feel your hands having a
- 36:26quick wander, you dirty old man. To Sneed.
- 36:29That is a little bit uncomfortable.
- 36:31Yes, I know, you know, it's 2005, it wasn't that long ago.
- 36:35It's a little bit uncomfortable and she plays it really angrily.
- 36:39She doesn't play it with humour, it's played with a bit of anger,
- 36:42so. That you, a fan of the Steven
- 36:44Moffett era, could possibly go after that line is baffling.
- 36:49Well, surely she should be delivering it really angrily.
- 36:53Yeah, but it's just them thrown away as a as a comedy line.
- 36:56There's no follow up to it at. All I mean, he's murdered, he's
- 36:58punished quite and then possessed.
- 37:04Yeah. He won't.
- 37:05He won't do it. Again.
- 37:08Well, no, but the issue still isn't really dealt with on the
- 37:10nose is that and then the third. Are they ever though?
- 37:14I mean, they certainly weren't 20 years ago, and they really
- 37:17are now. True.
- 37:19And then we're going to come to the Third Point, which Michael,
- 37:22you've already touched on, but for me sits uncomfortably.
- 37:25Joe, you've already mentioned this about as well.
- 37:27I think the imagery here is pretty clear and stark.
- 37:30The Gulf are definitely synonymous with migrants.
- 37:33We're talking about. Their lands have been ravaged by
- 37:35war. They're looking for safety.
- 37:37They're looking for sanctuary. The doctor is happy to help
- 37:40them. I love the parallel he makes
- 37:43with donor cards. I think that works really well.
- 37:46He's going to absolutely support the Gulf and help them on the
- 37:49way. Great, fantastic, completely on
- 37:51board. But then the Gulf turn out to be
- 37:54evil all along. It just feels lazy.
- 37:57It feels bigoted. It feels like it's just playing
- 38:00to the Daily Mail audience. And then it ends with the doctor
- 38:04shouting, send them back, send them back.
- 38:07I know that's language that we use now, but you know, that was
- 38:11still an issue 20 years ago. Russell knows what he's doing.
- 38:14We're about to talk. Or the next episode is Aliens of
- 38:17London and World War Three. He knows what he's doing with
- 38:21political analogies here. Russell's politics, though,
- 38:24because in years and years, you know, he told a heartbreaking
- 38:28story about asylum seekers being killed going across the sea.
- 38:33Absolutely. I think it's totally
- 38:34coincidental that that they came to the Earth seeking refuge and
- 38:39they turned out they're just a monster, I think.
- 38:41It's not. It's not just the case of them
- 38:43being evil though. It's that they said they were so
- 38:46few that there was hardly any of them, but then it turns out
- 38:49there's billions of them. And maybe that shows, you know,
- 38:53the true extent of the time war, that they've been frightened
- 38:56enough to behave in this terrible way.
- 38:59Yeah, I think you're you're making up stories so beyond what
- 39:02we see on the screen. Well, I think in the same breath
- 39:04you're finding a reading it doesn't exist.
- 39:07Might well be, might well, or it might just be a modern reading
- 39:10on what was something 20 years ago and maybe it's the language
- 39:13that's used. Sits uncomfortably now.
- 39:16Whereas 20 years ago I'd say shouting send them back, send
- 39:19them back. Given all the political rhetoric
- 39:21we hear at the moment, I just think for me sits very
- 39:24uncomfortably. Maybe they were ignorant to it.
- 39:28I think for me it feels like it was fairly clear.
- 39:31I will give them the benefit of the doubt and say they were
- 39:33ignorant to it at the time, but for me now watching it, it feels
- 39:37uncomfortable and it kind of takes me completely out of the
- 39:40episode. So for that reason I am chucking
- 39:43it out. What?
- 39:46Is this, I mean, there's there's 100 reasons why I would put
- 39:50through The Unquiet Dead. I think as a first step into
- 39:55history for Rose, that scene where she steps in the snow at
- 39:58the beginning, it just captures the magic of leaving the TARDIS
- 40:02better than practically any other scene I think in terms of
- 40:06taking the original remit of Doctor Who.
- 40:09And educating children about things that the amount of
- 40:12information we get about Dickens here is really responsible.
- 40:15In terms of the horror in this episode, I think it's properly
- 40:19scary in a way that the first two episodes on.
- 40:23So on all those levels, it works.
- 40:24But actually, the three reasons I want to put this through are I
- 40:28love the extended scene between Rose and Gwyneth in the pantry,
- 40:33where Rose is patronizing Gwyneth ever so slightly because
- 40:37she's from the future and she's from the past.
- 40:40And how Gwyneth turns the tables on her and literally says to
- 40:43her, you think I'm stupid? How the the sort of the balance
- 40:47of that scene plays out. It's just stunning and it shows.
- 40:50There is still room for an extended character scene in the
- 40:54new series. I absolutely love that moment.
- 40:57It's all about the performances and nothing about being showy,
- 41:00which the series has been until that point.
- 41:03I also adore the sequence where they're talking, the Doctor and
- 41:07Rose are talking about the girl coming through and taking over
- 41:10the bodies and using them because it's a really
- 41:14interesting morality debate where we get to see the Doctor,
- 41:18as Colin Baker always used to say, as a complete alien.
- 41:21You know, he's got complete alien values.
- 41:23And then Rose basically saying what we would all say is no,
- 41:26that's wrong, that's sick. Those are people's relatives.
- 41:29So interesting on ways to shows and series one does this again
- 41:33and again and again. It's looking at situations you
- 41:36would have had in the classic series, but thinking about them
- 41:39in ways that you never would have done.
- 41:41And Russell does this a lot in series one and it's.
- 41:44A pity they don't explore that bit more.
- 41:47It is, but there's there's a lot happening in this, so yeah.
- 41:50It reminds me of an episode of The Outer Limits called The
- 41:52Second Soul, which had a very similar theme and and had a
- 41:57pretty much the same reaction from people.
- 41:58Who found out? My my third reason is the bit
- 42:02where Sneed is killed, his neck is snapped and then he's
- 42:07possessed and all the zombies sort of come for the Doctor and
- 42:09Rose and it's after Rose and the end of the world where the
- 42:15deaths of characters will Reaver.
- 42:18We were hidden away from us like the fella in the mall that gets
- 42:21shot in the face. We don't see it.
- 42:23And I was starting to think, Oh, we not actually going to see
- 42:25people dying in Doctor Who anymore.
- 42:27Like has it been castrated a bit?
- 42:28And then when you heard the snapping of the neck and then
- 42:32him being possessed, I was like, oh, great, game on, you know,
- 42:36And by the end of the season, we're massacring hundreds of
- 42:39people. It's wonderful.
- 42:40A little bit sick dogs who fans. So I'm really pleased that
- 42:43horror and death are absolutely in the new series.
- 42:47So, yeah, I think this is great. Yeah, of course it's going
- 42:49through. OK, so on Quiet Dead goes
- 42:52through Joe, pick your first story.
- 42:56Yes please. I would like to absolutely put
- 43:00through Aliens of London and World War Three, which I think
- 43:03is sorely under represented and it's a story with so much
- 43:08substance. All people can see are farting
- 43:11aliens and they rather forget the point that that is the
- 43:14point. They're supposed to be political
- 43:16windbags. That is the joke.
- 43:18If you're complaining about the farting, then the joke is going
- 43:21over your head. 3 characters I want to focus on.
- 43:26One is Jackie Tyler, who was introduced in the first story as
- 43:29a bit of a joke, bit of a sitcom character.
- 43:33And the heartbreaking scene at the beginning of this where she
- 43:36says to Rose, you know, where were you?
- 43:39Please talk to me. Well, we've never done this
- 43:41before either. We touched on it very gently
- 43:43with Ace and Survival that she'd been away for a while and she'd
- 43:46been logged as a missing person, but that's it.
- 43:49That's as far as we went. So now we're actually seeing the
- 43:52emotional realm of the consequences of somebody
- 43:55choosing to go into the TARDIS and leave their family.
- 43:58And it's just riveting and the journey that Jackie goes on in
- 44:03just in this story alone, it means that that that approach
- 44:06was absolutely worthwhile. I love the scene where she
- 44:09basically calls him out. She calls in you, you know, the
- 44:12police. And that doesn't she to to get
- 44:14him done. And then by the end of the
- 44:15story, she is on board because she but she's making the doctor
- 44:20absolutely promise. Is my daughter going to be safe?
- 44:22I want you to make that promise to me with that scene.
- 44:27The the consequences for the rest of the season are that
- 44:30every time she's in danger, you're like, shit, He's going to
- 44:32have to go back and tell the bit in Dalek where we think she's
- 44:35dead. He's going to have to go back to
- 44:38Jackie and say, I'm really sorry I got her killed.
- 44:41It's just so it's so great. And then the heartbreaking last
- 44:45scene where she's on the power state and he goes, she goes,
- 44:48I'll just be 10 seconds. And she waits 10 seconds and
- 44:51then just says despondently 10 seconds and walks away.
- 44:55It's just so beautifully done. I never, until I watched this
- 44:58story, I never thought you could have such a riveting, a moving,
- 45:03emotional through line through Doctor Who.
- 45:06And at the end of this story, I was like, bring it.
- 45:08I want more of this. This is the Doctor Who I want to
- 45:10see. Now.
- 45:12The second character I want to focus on is Harriet Jones, who
- 45:17goes from being a rather meek politician who's trying to be
- 45:21noticed to the hero of the hour. And obviously in the first one,
- 45:26she's sort of figuring that something out, something is
- 45:28going wrong, and she's a bit mousy and a bit nervous.
- 45:31Come the second episode, she's the one that's like, you know,
- 45:34come on, we're going to hide under this desk.
- 45:37With you. Know old Blitz spirit.
- 45:38By the end of the story she's out there in Whitehall going,
- 45:42you know, Britain has been saved, you know, and of course
- 45:45she's going to go on to be the Prime Minister afterwards.
- 45:47She goes on an incredible character journey as well.
- 45:50That is Penelope Wilton, for God's sakes.
- 45:53We got Penelope Wilton in several episodes of Doctor Who.
- 45:57How lucky are we? And the third character is
- 46:01Mickey who I'm not sure if we love to talk about Mickey these
- 46:05days, but here we are. Really interesting scenes in the
- 46:10first episode where we learn that friends of Jackie's have
- 46:13been posting Mark through his door.
- 46:16Very on the nose, that is, and how Nikki was introduced in Rose
- 46:22and I think it's the worst thing about Rose is is misjudged
- 46:26performance. I don't think he's written
- 46:28particularly strongly And what the hell is going on with that
- 46:32auto? I've no idea.
- 46:34And how she doesn't notice that's not her boyfriend.
- 46:37But here he's entirely salvage and no, Clark grabs hold of it.
- 46:41The whole narrows it down sequence where they've got the
- 46:45Slovene attack in the house and he's there with the baseball
- 46:47bat, you know, ready to attack them when he's at the computer
- 46:51and he gets his hero moment and he gets to save the day.
- 46:54I think. I think it's just really well
- 46:56judged. There's like 100 other reasons
- 46:59you could recommend aliens under World War three, which I'm sure
- 47:03you guys will go into or not if you don't like it.
- 47:05The news reports making this global, bringing back UNIT
- 47:10aliens that aren't here to take over the world but turn it into
- 47:14a slag heap so they can sell it, just wonderful things.
- 47:17The fact that the spaceship coming down was a massive con.
- 47:20It's so many brilliant ideas in this, so well judged.
- 47:24But it's the character work that I love most of all.
- 47:27And I haven't even touched on the Doctor and Rose.
- 47:30I'll leave that to you guys, but I think every character beat in
- 47:33this absolutely sings. I absolutely want to put this
- 47:38through. I think it's a wonderful piece
- 47:39of Doctor Who, farting aliens and all.
- 47:44Let us go to the comments. Melvin Pennier says fandom does
- 47:48tend to sweep the Slovene under the carpet, and so has yet to
- 47:51fully reckon with the fact that their episodes comprise a full
- 47:54quarter of Eccleston's season and that therefore Margaret is
- 47:58his greatest original nemesis. That's wonderful, right?
- 48:01Good point. Good point.
- 48:03Jason Thompson I wasn't sure what to make of this on
- 48:05broadcast, was starting something Doctor Who should
- 48:08have. I wasn't keen on the Doctor's
- 48:09antagonism with Mickey either, but by the end I was sold on the
- 48:13whole thing. Mickey stepping up to save the
- 48:15world and the Doctor softening towards him was a satisfying
- 48:18conclusion. Also, the series gave us
- 48:20memorable alien design in its first original Manger Monster
- 48:24and deserves praise for that alone.
- 48:26Daniel Raumsley Says unfolds in three rooms and bokes direction
- 48:30struggles, but the drama and performances carry it through.
- 48:33Look past the farting Slovene and you'll find a startlingly
- 48:36angry piece of Bush era political satire fuming with
- 48:39contempt of Blair, New Labor and Iraq war lies.
- 48:43RTD blows up number 10. I mean, I didn't even mention
- 48:46the political angle. So much more to say.
- 48:49Daniel Knight. the Rose disappearance plot and the
- 48:51aliens arrival are particularly impressive.
- 48:54The Slovenian aren't that bad apart for some dodgy CGI.
- 48:57Shame it goes Ray Ray in World War three with some dodgy OTT
- 49:01acting. Apart from Annette, Bad lad,
- 49:03who's rather sinister. Ross says Jackie and Mickey
- 49:06versus the Slovene are the best bets.
- 49:08My kids still love the unzipping of their heads.
- 49:10These the type of gimmicks kids love.
- 49:13Andy Parkinson OK, so I'll miss it now I love the farting aliens
- 49:18because I'm still 12 years old. In my head, Doctor Who being
- 49:21silly and fun is just how it should be.
- 49:23James H Says lifts plot chunks from the leisure hive, throws in
- 49:27a model shop that they then bugger up totally, and creates a
- 49:30brilliant new character who they then bugger up later on.
- 49:33I'll forgive the childish humor as they still don't know their
- 49:36audience. Keep it.
- 49:38All done. A misstep.
- 49:39Just the wrong tone farting aliens really a bit CBBCA low
- 49:45point. Jack Coyer says iconic images of
- 49:47farting aliens, pigs in space suits and a post 911 destruction
- 49:51of Big Ben. Some greater character develops
- 49:53for Mickey and Jackie, who feel left behind from Rose.
- 49:56The image of the Doctor in the living room watching TV is a
- 49:59great encapsulation of the show's modern update.
- 50:03Big orange Michael. Easy to refer to it as the one
- 50:05with the flatulent aliens. Everyone's obsessed with the
- 50:07fallen. Oh wait, hang on.
- 50:09But there's more to that here. Some of the subplots about
- 50:12consequences of rose travelling time are more interesting than
- 50:15the alien invasion, the first swinger miss of the era.
- 50:19Reluctantly been it. And finally, a Tapalak says the
- 50:23nadir for me, although the series would get far worse in
- 50:27subsequent years. In the space of four episodes,
- 50:29RTD has managed to denigrate the Doctor from an aloof, engaging
- 50:33alien to a simpleton equivocating about saving the
- 50:36human race for a teenager he's just met.
- 50:39Awful. Oh that's such a terrible
- 50:42reading of this, but. That's bad, isn't?
- 50:44It OK to you all the same. Right, I am going to respond to
- 50:48you, Joe and farting aliens. Come on.
- 50:51Really. You love it, I.
- 50:53Love. It.
- 50:57OK, so the first reason for absolutely putting this through
- 51:01is I think we sometimes forget, but what this was doing at the
- 51:04time is this was giving the show new roots.
- 51:07We've been to the future, We've been to the past Doctor Who's
- 51:10now coming back down to earth and it's somewhere we've been
- 51:12before. I cease to forget now.
- 51:14But you know, go back to 2005, I don't think we necessarily knew
- 51:18that Roe, that Jackie and Mickey were coming back again and we
- 51:21were going to be revisiting the Powell estate.
- 51:24They could very easily have been one off characters for that
- 51:26first story. And instead what RTD is doing
- 51:29here and for the next two years, he's kind of establishing the
- 51:32powerless state and all those characters that come in and out
- 51:35of the doors. He's establishing that as our
- 51:37kind of base of operation. And that gives the series this
- 51:40sense of structure and coherence.
- 51:42It gives us extra characters to learn and love.
- 51:46And it's it's good for Rose as well because it not only
- 51:48develops how she's grown, but also those interactions with her
- 51:52characters back home help her grow even further.
- 51:55I think it's such a clever move. It's only really been done
- 51:57before. Would guess probably in the UNIT
- 51:59years where we had that constant base that the Doctor was coming
- 52:02back to in between flying off into space and series.
- 52:05But even there for you to meet family.
- 52:07Members and things, absolutely not.
- 52:09I think the one similarity though is you do get characters
- 52:12and Joe, you picked up on it quite a bit actually.
- 52:14You do get characters that go through arc and changes.
- 52:17So we talked about the breakdown we in The Three Doctors, how
- 52:20he's a bit of a comedy buffoon compared to Seven.
- 52:23And you picked on here exactly what I was going to say as well.
- 52:26Camille here is Jackie. She is so serious and so
- 52:29heartbreaking here. Sometimes later she does become
- 52:32a little bit of a comedy character, although, my God, I
- 52:35love her to death, don't get me wrong.
- 52:37But here she's just, you're absolutely right.
- 52:39I wrote down the lines exactly. What terrifies me is you still
- 52:42can't say what happened to you, Rose.
- 52:44What can be so bad you can't tell me?
- 52:47It's really on the nose. It's really devastating.
- 52:50And she plays it totally straight.
- 52:54And we get, you know, the Doctor watching Rolling News and the
- 52:56Tilers from room, you know, it's not a million miles away from
- 53:00the UNIT boys watching Devil's End in in the Demons or the
- 53:04Doctor reading about exploding volcanoes in the Time Monster.
- 53:07It's tying us to a location that we recognize and we empathize
- 53:11with and allows the story to unfold from there.
- 53:14And it gives us, yeah, it gives us a bit of a soap opera
- 53:16sensibility, but I think it does it brilliantly.
- 53:19And what I think is also interesting, because I'm making
- 53:21the parallels here with Eunice, is obviously we've got units in
- 53:25this story, but my God, they're completely faceless.
- 53:27And I mean, we don't empathize with them at all.
- 53:30Are they? They're incredibly bland because
- 53:32those are not the characters Russell wants to write about.
- 53:35He's writing about real characters back on the powerless
- 53:38day. And absolutely, I'm there for
- 53:40it. Second reason is the plot.
- 53:42Like you, Joe, I'm going to leave it to other people to
- 53:44expand. But, you know, absolutely
- 53:47there's much more than than farting aliens, you know, dig
- 53:49beneath the skin, if you'll excuse the pun.
- 53:51There's so much here that he's saying about capitalism, about
- 53:54world politics, about the abuse of power, about political
- 53:57deception. It's very, very clever.
- 54:00And on top of that, as again you've said rightly, Joe, it's a
- 54:03very clever plot. There's lots of twists and
- 54:06turns. People really write this off,
- 54:09but you look at the story beats as it goes along.
- 54:12It's a very clever, very well thought through story.
- 54:16Yes, the action is sometimes a little bit static.
- 54:19Someone in that comment said it's, it's set in three rooms.
- 54:21Fine. But you know what?
- 54:23I'm there for the drama. It unfolds beautifully.
- 54:25I'm absolutely there for it. And my last reason is this story
- 54:29gives us two fantastic female leads and it's really
- 54:33interesting that male Slovene are treated much more for
- 54:36laughs. Even Joe Green, who's our our
- 54:38new PM, he does get some sinister moments, but mostly
- 54:41he's in the background farting and instead it leaves it for a
- 54:45net battle. Who does that remind you of?
- 54:48I, I, I couldn't possibly comment so.
- 54:53And that Badland comes to the fore, doesn't she?
- 54:55And no wonder she got brought back again, because she's Mack
- 54:58Dixon here. The door closes on her and her
- 55:02her face just changes. Very dark, isn't?
- 55:05It she is stupendous in this. She just.
- 55:08Yeah. I mean, she handles all those
- 55:10dramatic scenes in part so where they're facing off against each
- 55:13other in the room. And I love those scenes.
- 55:16They're absolutely bursting with energy.
- 55:18And the other obviously female lead, Joe, you've already
- 55:21alluded to Penelope Wilson. She starts off ditzy, but then
- 55:24she's brave, she's funny, she's resourceful.
- 55:27Again, Russell is seeing these two female leads and thinking,
- 55:30God, we've got to get them back again.
- 55:32And he does. And good for him because they're
- 55:34both amazing and I love them when they return to.
- 55:36So absolutely, for me this is an easy showing.
- 55:41Michael Aliens of London, World War 3.
- 55:44Well, this is going to be an interesting one because I've
- 55:47listened to Joe. The point of Joe is making and
- 55:49I'll give you I agree with what particularly all the family
- 55:52stuff, the the drama about Rose returning and but I think I'm
- 55:57going to have to bin it. Michael, go on.
- 56:03I'm going to go into the politics side from the start.
- 56:07Apart from the awful massive weapons of disintegration,
- 56:09you're capable of being deployed in 45 seconds.
- 56:14He should. That should have been.
- 56:16Yeah. That's why Christopher Haight
- 56:17bid me At the moment I'm going. No, that should go.
- 56:21I'll never think Lord bid me. Come on.
- 56:22Now there's there's little it's something which will occur which
- 56:27will recur in in RTDS later. Who scripts is I I don't think
- 56:31he fully understands how report it works and Parliament works.
- 56:37They're talking about it. It's an emergency and that and
- 56:40that the parliament can't get back to down the streets or and
- 56:44parliament for a meeting. So why can't they just
- 56:46reconfigure it Chequers? Because it's Doctor Who.
- 56:52And I'm not quite sure that's exactly how the nearest MP who's
- 56:58of severe standing is how it would be handed down.
- 57:01So the internal structure of how the setup works.
- 57:03So why is the Sylvain guy decided to be the sugar man and
- 57:07not try and find a more a less egregious person like a back
- 57:11bet, like a backbencher like Harriet Jones who is coming to
- 57:15the 4th comes to the 4th horse. All the other elements is that
- 57:21this is probably. I should perhaps give him a bit
- 57:24of leeway because it is the first one in the Cam.
- 57:27It doesn't quite know what the tone is and they and the
- 57:30different tones jar. So there are bits which are
- 57:33very, very much CDDC and they're going, you know, go perhaps to
- 57:38the younger ends of the kid market.
- 57:39And then we've got the more serious political aspects and
- 57:42they don't seem to gel very well.
- 57:44They often contradict to the, the farting aliens are done over
- 57:48too, over the top. You know, it's OK, it's OK to
- 57:52get rid of them. We just get extended versions of
- 57:55it. We go, OK, we've got the point
- 57:57now. And when we first meet the
- 57:59Slovene in skin suits meeting in Downing St. and then they start
- 58:03doing that, laughing for so much, for so long expected Frank
- 58:08Drebin for police. And there's some awful, awful,
- 58:13awful CGI. The reveal of the Levine coming
- 58:17out of the Skinner suit is just iron it down the street.
- 58:20It's just terrible, even terrible, terrible, terrible.
- 58:26And I don't like the way they have to treat Nicky.
- 58:29I know it gets better, but it's still a bit dismissive and
- 58:34coming back to the drama scenes. So this I should, I shouldn't
- 58:36direct this one, this episode in particular, but it's handled so
- 58:40well about Rose disappearing for a year, for a year and how the
- 58:43Doctor rarely comes back to visit the consequences, which is
- 58:47a theme recurring through the season.
- 58:48But it makes me think, Oh my God, that a seed at the end of
- 58:52End of Time, which is supposed to be set.
- 58:53The staff this year says you're going to have a fantastic year,
- 58:56Rose. Yeah.
- 58:57But Jackie, you're going to have.
- 58:58You're fucking. Terrible.
- 58:59Yeah. She's drinking.
- 59:02She's. Gone.
- 59:02She's gone off drinking. And it's just so it just doesn't
- 59:11quite add up. And and as I say, it's just I
- 59:15don't think the tone quite works.
- 59:18Interesting. I'll take exception with the
- 59:21CBBC next to the politics, because I think what you're
- 59:24essentially saying is the show can't be silly and have a point.
- 59:28And I absolutely think there is space for both of those things
- 59:31within the same story. I think dogs who is a confident
- 59:34enough show to switch tones. I wonder with, and I'm not
- 59:38casting any shade on you, Michael, is if if it's that sort
- 59:42of the opinion of people that just don't like that silliness
- 59:46and that over the topness and that fun.
- 59:48But then I think it's worth remembering, you know, like
- 59:50there's six year olds watching this and six year olds find
- 59:53farting really funny. So that scene where they're I'm
- 59:56shaking my booty, Yeah, you know, I'm 40 plus.
- 59:59So that is a bit pure role. But for a six year old watching
- 1:00:02it, that's really fun, you know, And they can play that in their
- 1:00:05living room. Yeah, they've done it.
- 1:00:07I mean they get they get to the bounce on better race in the
- 1:00:10road. And I thought so a bit of
- 1:00:11shakes, a bit of a outline because it is interesting, but.
- 1:00:16He doesn't go there again though.
- 1:00:17He doesn't really go there again after the Selena comes out.
- 1:00:20We don't really do sort of toilet humour that much after
- 1:00:23serious one, so I. Think they do find their
- 1:00:25rightful place in The Sarah Jane Adventures, though.
- 1:00:28Oh. And it's joyful, Denise.
- 1:00:32So Denise, you have got the casting vote.
- 1:00:34Great responsibility. Well, it is my least favorite
- 1:00:40two parter of the season, I'm afraid.
- 1:00:44But it is impossible to hate it though, because like is so much
- 1:00:52good in here. There is so many amazing
- 1:00:56moments. I mean, yes, you know, when
- 1:01:00Doctor Who finished in 1989, I was 20, which means that I
- 1:01:04thought I was grown up, but I wasn't.
- 1:01:06And so when it came back, I was 36 where I thought I was grown
- 1:01:11up but I wasn't. Have the perspective to see, OK,
- 1:01:17what we want is for Doctor Who to be a success.
- 1:01:20And so we want it to appeal to a very broad audience and there
- 1:01:23has to be something in it for the old school fans.
- 1:01:28There has to be something in it to bring children in.
- 1:01:30There has to be something in it to bring in the young, beautiful
- 1:01:35people. It has to be something that's
- 1:01:36interesting for them as well. And I think Aliens of London has
- 1:01:42got all of that. It has got the creation of
- 1:01:45Harriet Jones, it has got the genuine trauma that Jackie and
- 1:01:50Mickey have been through over the last year because the Doctor
- 1:01:54made a tiny miscalculation. I love that Doctor smiles when
- 1:02:00he's got a barrage of guns in his face and then the next scene
- 1:02:05the soldiers are actually following him and obeying his
- 1:02:07orders rather than having blown his head off the pig alien.
- 1:02:14Although very, very silly, it's it's death and the Doctor's
- 1:02:19reaction reaction to it's death was straight back to the Marsh
- 1:02:23child in full circle. So that struck the board with
- 1:02:26me. The return of UNIT, although
- 1:02:29like you say, in a very sort of anonymous way.
- 1:02:34So it ticked a classic Doctor box without getting too
- 1:02:38complicated. And of course it was the first
- 1:02:42two parter of the new series, so it was the first hanger of the
- 1:02:46new series as well. So yeah, I wanted to hate the
- 1:02:53farting aliens, but I can't. But at the same time, I'm going
- 1:02:59to have to bin it. Oh.
- 1:03:01It's a knee. It's a roller coaster.
- 1:03:05You're playing me like an instrument to see knee so if it.
- 1:03:08Was out, then it was in, then it's out again.
- 1:03:11It's the hokey. Cokey.
- 1:03:14You know, guys, I did a spreadsheet for this quad cast
- 1:03:19#10 and spreadsheets don't lie, so I'm sorry, it's gonna have to
- 1:03:25go. I don't know.
- 1:03:27I don't know if I've ever been so unsure as to whether
- 1:03:31something's going or staying as I was then.
- 1:03:35So who did? Who invited these two?
- 1:03:37On it's just. Wrong on every.
- 1:03:40Level. Aliens are wrong.
- 1:03:43I've told you a million times, everyone's entitled to their
- 1:03:45opinion. Oh.
- 1:03:47Yeah. Matter how wrong they might be,
- 1:03:48all right. Right, let's bring some sanity
- 1:03:52back to proceedings. Let's.
- 1:03:55Eulogize about Dalek so great, great episode.
- 1:04:00Of course, I'm putting it through.
- 1:04:02So my first reason for putting through Dalek is the Dalek.
- 1:04:07So Yep, Rob Sherman, as I'm sure you will all talk about a great
- 1:04:11length. So I'm not going to talk about
- 1:04:12in too much detail, but yes, he takes every elements of the
- 1:04:15Daleks that have been laughed at or ridiculed or questioned in
- 1:04:18the past and he turns it on his head and utilizes it for
- 1:04:22something that's interesting, unique and new.
- 1:04:25I will leave you guys to talk about that.
- 1:04:27While I specifically want to talk about is the basic core
- 1:04:31dialect redesign. And look, we all know from
- 1:04:34Victory of the Dialects how badly wrong a dialect redesign
- 1:04:38can go, but this is just superb. The Bronze Dalek, it's just such
- 1:04:45a clever reinvention and it really re establishes the Daleks
- 1:04:49and the British consciousness and it means they're everywhere
- 1:04:52after this. They're in Toys-R-Us, they're in
- 1:04:53Woolworths, they're on magazine front covers, they are just
- 1:04:57bloody everywhere. Because what they did was they
- 1:04:59retained all those core elements and they retained the shape of
- 1:05:02the original. And what they gave it was they
- 1:05:04gave it stability, they gave it solidness and they gave it
- 1:05:08weight and it looks bloody glorious.
- 1:05:11But there's three other elements, particularly to these
- 1:05:14dialects, I think not necessarily always improves
- 1:05:17because I think the old had their had their place.
- 1:05:21But where I think makes it distinctive, three of them.
- 1:05:25The first one is the noise the Daleks now make every time they
- 1:05:28move, every time they turn their head.
- 1:05:30We have a defined noise for it. And they've now those noises are
- 1:05:34now synonymous with the Dalek. You hear like us old school fans
- 1:05:39know the sound of canine trundling down the corridor.
- 1:05:42We now know the noise of a Dalek coming into the room.
- 1:05:44We don't even have to see it. We know that noise of it coming
- 1:05:47down. Even now when I watch some of
- 1:05:49the older series and I see a Dalek coming towards, I almost
- 1:05:52kind of missed that sound a little bit.
- 1:05:54And of course, the big finish. God, they were godsend, weren't
- 1:05:56they? Because they gave movement to
- 1:05:58the dialects. So I think the noise is very
- 1:06:00subtle, but very clever. Secondly, the voice.
- 1:06:04I think Nick Briggs does get a lot of stick for lots of
- 1:06:07reasons, but here I think his dialect voice is stupendous.
- 1:06:10And I for once, don't, don't almost don't recognize him at
- 1:06:14the end because I think he's voiced particularly nuanced in
- 1:06:17those quieter scenes when he's the Dalek mutant.
- 1:06:19I suppose the Dalek. But he does a brilliant job.
- 1:06:22And again, if he hadn't been so good at recreating that Dalek
- 1:06:26voice, the toys wouldn't have sold as well as they did.
- 1:06:30And the third reason I love these Daleks is their stillness.
- 1:06:33So in the old days in classic who Daleks used to twitch a lot.
- 1:06:36Now I love that. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely
- 1:06:38love that. I love them constantly twitching
- 1:06:40and looking nervous and the ice stalks going basically so you
- 1:06:43knew which one was talking and to differentiate themselves from
- 1:06:46the the hollow shelled out props or the cardboard cut outs in the
- 1:06:49background. But that movement was was great
- 1:06:52for them here. But I think it works equally
- 1:06:55well in a different way. The stillness.
- 1:06:57Think of that scene when when Rose and the others run up the
- 1:07:00staircase to escape the Dalek. It's at the bottom of the
- 1:07:03stairs, it just turns its eye stalk and it just stays still
- 1:07:07whilst they're having all the narrative talking out it,
- 1:07:10mocking it, it's just completely still looking at it.
- 1:07:13And then it slowly starts to move and that stillness just
- 1:07:16creates a, it's really unsettling.
- 1:07:18It's that kind of uncanny valley feeling and it just makes them
- 1:07:22feel totally implacable. So I think the redesign of the
- 1:07:25Dalek is magnificent. My second reason is all the
- 1:07:30character parallels. There are so many parallels
- 1:07:33between the characters in this story that either highlight
- 1:07:36their differences or their similarities.
- 1:07:38So you've got the Doctor and the Dalek.
- 1:07:40They are both at this point, we believe them to be the last of
- 1:07:42their species. So that gives their kind of
- 1:07:44decisions and actions a lot of weight.
- 1:07:47So many characters in this are described as geniuses.
- 1:07:49So Adam declares himself to be a genius.
- 1:07:52Van Staten says how good he is. He describes the doctor as an
- 1:07:55expert. The dialects are described as a
- 1:07:57genius. We even get Davros referenced,
- 1:07:59although he's not name checked as a genius.
- 1:08:01But it's how they all use their genius.
- 1:08:04Well, I think Rob Schuman's really clever, easy setting up
- 1:08:07all these equals, but showing how they all react to situations
- 1:08:10differently. So take for example, Van Staten
- 1:08:13and Adam, their genius. How do they use it?
- 1:08:16We told they're both for the stars, but what they're actually
- 1:08:18doing, they're buried under the ground playing with toys.
- 1:08:21They're not looking outwards. Whereas the Doctor and the
- 1:08:24Dalek, they've both traveled galaxies, they're both looking
- 1:08:27outwards. And in some ways, as the script
- 1:08:29draws parallels to they're not that dissimilar in some ways.
- 1:08:33And this is the first time and it's not the last time, but it's
- 1:08:36the first time we get a great line of the Dalek telling the
- 1:08:39Doctor you would make a good Dalek.
- 1:08:41So again, we're drawing parallels between the
- 1:08:43characters. And it's also, there are
- 1:08:45parallels between how the characters are happy to evolve
- 1:08:48and change. So the dialects absorbed human
- 1:08:50DNA and it can't cope with it because it's it's disrupting its
- 1:08:54purity. So it's looking for death,
- 1:08:55whereas the Doctor at the end embraces and realizes that he
- 1:08:59needs to grow and change. So I think that all these
- 1:09:01parallels going on, it's a very, very, very, very clever script.
- 1:09:06And my third reason, which is really quick throwaway, who
- 1:09:08thought I would get emotional over a bit of stretch latex at
- 1:09:11the end, but I do, it really works.
- 1:09:14So yeah, absolutely Dalek is going through.
- 1:09:18Shall we go to the comments we've heard from this?
- 1:09:20Really strangely named Person First Joe.
- 1:09:23We've heard from a gentleman called Rob Sherman.
- 1:09:26I don't know if you've ever. Heard is that Rob Sherman coming
- 1:09:29to Strictly come hamster soon? That is Rob Sherman coming to
- 1:09:32Strictly come Hamster soon, but he commented on this episode
- 1:09:35called Garlic which is quite interesting and he says I don't
- 1:09:38think Dalek is a disaster as such, but you try telling that
- 1:09:41to all those Welsh accented security guards who didn't get
- 1:09:44home to their families for Christmas that year.
- 1:09:47Always a sick bastard. There.
- 1:09:49Sean Carlson Isn't that Marvin? From that is Marvin, yes.
- 1:09:52It's my favorite Dalek story and the best Eccleson story.
- 1:09:56James Larks has another high point which I rather
- 1:09:59underestimated at the time. The over egging of the staircase
- 1:10:01moment aside, it's an incredibly economical and tightly woven
- 1:10:05script, definitely concealing some really shocking themes with
- 1:10:08a mix of dark wit and masterful tension.
- 1:10:11The fact that the writer of Sherman's calibre contributed a
- 1:10:14gem like this and hasn't written for the TV series since is sheer
- 1:10:17insanity. Jack Coyer It's amazing what 11
- 1:10:21scarred killer who escaped from the Time War can do when he's
- 1:10:24trapped in a room with a Dalek. Eccleston Oh, I see what he did.
- 1:10:28Eccleston gives his first fantastic performance,
- 1:10:31physically imposing and mentally weak, ultimately learning to
- 1:10:34become a better person. Samuel Nicer Sublime, A perfect
- 1:10:38example of the 45 minute format with some brilliant moments.
- 1:10:41The perfect reinvention of the series most famous villains.
- 1:10:44Shame about Adam, who's a bit of a wet lettuce, both in character
- 1:10:47and performance. Big Orange Michael.
- 1:10:51A masterpiece. My favorite episode of Modern
- 1:10:53Who. Favorite.
- 1:10:54Wow. The script makes a single Dalek
- 1:10:56terrifying. And the real threat.
- 1:10:58Eccleston's performance is sensational.
- 1:11:01Every single aspect of this works.
- 1:11:02Keep it. Andy Parkinson's has a great
- 1:11:05look at how far the doctor has descended into madness.
- 1:11:08Ross fantastic opening but then too drawn out.
- 1:11:11The swiveling gum turret was cool and should have been
- 1:11:14adopted going forward. James H said great at the time,
- 1:11:17but one of those stories that needs to be brushed into the
- 1:11:19carpet now as it's set very much in the past.
- 1:11:22Eccleston delivers a truly stellar performance.
- 1:11:26Jason Thompson blew me away. The first one I rewatched more
- 1:11:29than once. I still get chills now every
- 1:11:31time I see the first scene with the Daleks light flashing in the
- 1:11:34dark. Eccleston shows a Doctor utterly
- 1:11:36terrified in a way. We've not seen it since
- 1:11:38Trouton's Dalek stories. Daleks had been joked about a
- 1:11:42lot in the wilderness years. This undoes all of that
- 1:11:45brilliantly. Ian Winston says now the kids
- 1:11:48are hooked. RTD reveals his cunning planner
- 1:11:50hits us with this perfect slice of modern Who.
- 1:11:53Funny, exciting and dark. The Doctor with a gun and our
- 1:11:56sympathy with a suicidal Dalek. This was the week who re
- 1:11:59cemented itself with the public. Finally, Steve Miller.
- 1:12:03I remember being disappointed originally because it was too
- 1:12:05light. Jubilee.
- 1:12:07Interesting. OK, Joe Dalek, yay or nay?
- 1:12:11I wasn't going to put this through because I think there
- 1:12:17are two versions of Dalek that are superior to the dialect that
- 1:12:22hits the screen and both of them are written by Robert Sherman.
- 1:12:27One is the target novelization, which is just one of the best
- 1:12:31Doctor Who books you are ever going to read.
- 1:12:34And what he does in that book is he tells the basic bullet points
- 1:12:38of the story, but does protracted scenes inside the
- 1:12:42heads of key characters and leans right back into their
- 1:12:47backstories and history to show how they got for this moment in
- 1:12:51this bunker. So Diana Goddard's story is
- 1:12:53gripping. The torturer of the Dalek.
- 1:12:56His back story is one of the most scariest things you're ever
- 1:12:59going to read in Doctor Who fiction.
- 1:13:02So it's a wonderful book, and I do think it is more captivating
- 1:13:05than the TV show. And Jubilee by Robert Sheerman
- 1:13:09is one of the best Big Finish Doctor stories you're ever, ever
- 1:13:13gonna listen to. And I think the reason it scores
- 1:13:16higher than Dalek for me is because it really leans into Rob
- 1:13:21Sheerman sick humor in a way that you never could.
- 1:13:25Yeah, it's. Far too macabre to have on TV.
- 1:13:27Oh. It's just glorious though.
- 1:13:30I'm sorry. I'd like him to see the dwarf
- 1:13:32scene. Though the dwarf scene, yeah,
- 1:13:34where the the fellow's got an army of Daleks and he has the
- 1:13:37Americans ship over dwarfs to to be inside him so he can play
- 1:13:41about with them. And this dwarf is too, too big
- 1:13:43to get inside the Daleks, so he chops his arm off and then
- 1:13:46shoves him in. I mean, it's horrible.
- 1:13:47There's a beer. An absolute savage commentary on
- 1:13:50consumerism where they go, well, we've given you garlic, garlic
- 1:13:55juice. You know, we boil down the Dalek
- 1:13:57mutant. We take the secreted juice that
- 1:14:00comes off him and it, you know, once we drink the Daleks, we
- 1:14:03have a bit of them. It's better than giving you
- 1:14:05garlic aid, they say, or garlic juice.
- 1:14:08And Doctor goes, what's that? And he goes, oh, it's just
- 1:14:10lemonade or juice. There was a picture of a picture
- 1:14:12of a Dalek slapped on it. Oh, it's just the most beautiful
- 1:14:16script and so well performed. They're both great stories.
- 1:14:20However, this is still one of the most perfect Doctor Who
- 1:14:25episodes you're ever going to watch.
- 1:14:27And just as an action piece, it's phenomenal.
- 1:14:31It's got 15 minutes where we establish everybody and then
- 1:14:34from that point, we're running. We're running from that Dalek
- 1:14:37because he's coming to kill you. And it's as scary as they've
- 1:14:41ever been. I really love the bit on the
- 1:14:43stairs. I don't think that goes on too
- 1:14:45long. It's it's a moment that's been
- 1:14:47earned right after all those gags.
- 1:14:50Amazing character work. The bit where the Doctor thinks
- 1:14:53that Rose is dead and he's furiously angry with Van Staten.
- 1:14:57It's one of Chris Reckerson's best moments on the on the
- 1:15:02levels of just making you excited, making you scared and
- 1:15:07making you feel feel for a Dalek.
- 1:15:09Are you mad by the end of this? I was so moved by that Dalek
- 1:15:13with the sunlight coming on him. But my final reason to put it
- 1:15:16through is I think Nick Briggs, who I am scathingly critical of,
- 1:15:21usually gives one of the best ever vocal performances of a
- 1:15:25monster we've ever heard in Doctor Who.
- 1:15:27It is a perfect performance. Yes, it's going through for me.
- 1:15:31Fantastic, Denise. Oh dear.
- 1:15:35Oh, and I'm not sure now with Denise which way she's going to
- 1:15:41go now. Well, you know, this is such a
- 1:15:48strong season. This was such a strong rebirth
- 1:15:52of the series that we all love that, you know, ranking these
- 1:15:57episodes is like ranking your favorite cats or your favorite
- 1:16:01children, if that's your inclination.
- 1:16:04And yeah, I'm afraid Dalek didn't rank very highly with me.
- 1:16:10I think the problem I have with it is that, you know, most of
- 1:16:14the humans, with one or two exceptions, are absolutely
- 1:16:19horrible, deeply unpleasant, immoral people, you know?
- 1:16:24And I'm not a big fan of that because you get enough of that
- 1:16:28in real life, don't you? To be fair, you know, Van Staten
- 1:16:32is horrible. Adam is a piece of work, you
- 1:16:37know, he really is. And the woman who takes over at
- 1:16:41the end? Well, yeah.
- 1:16:43I mean, we all know people like her, but yeah, that doesn't mean
- 1:16:49that there aren't some wonderful scenes, you know?
- 1:16:53I mean, I would put every episode through if I could, but
- 1:16:56that isn't how this works, so this one has to go.
- 1:17:00Can I ask where? It came on.
- 1:17:04Your spreadsheet. Where did it use?
- 1:17:05Where did it? Rank, it's number 90.
- 1:17:09No way. Right.
- 1:17:13Oh yeah, yeah. So obviously I am going to have
- 1:17:17to defend some stories that you guys think are a pile of poop.
- 1:17:23So. Now I know.
- 1:17:26There's a Now I know there's a spreadsheet I'm just going to
- 1:17:29ask for the rank on. Every time you.
- 1:17:30Talk. I mean, I, I like, I like the
- 1:17:39scene with the Doctor and the Dalek followed by the Rose and
- 1:17:44the Dalek. I love that at the end of the
- 1:17:47episode, the Doctor is the one with the big gun, the Dalek is
- 1:17:50showing mercy and roses the moral arbiter.
- 1:17:53I think that's really interesting.
- 1:17:56I've made a note that I should read the novelisation because I
- 1:18:00haven't done that, because that perhaps that's the perspective I
- 1:18:03need to get it up the ranks a little bit.
- 1:18:10I think Eccleston's performance is amazing.
- 1:18:13When he first encounters the Dalek, he goes from fear to
- 1:18:16gloating to anger to regret. I mean, not every person who has
- 1:18:22played the Doctor in either the classic or the modern era era
- 1:18:26has got the range of Eccleston really in that regard.
- 1:18:30And he was the 3rd perfect choice to play the first of the
- 1:18:34new series of Doctors. He really was.
- 1:18:40I'm glad they don't mess with the extermination effects
- 1:18:43because that was something I loved from in their classic era.
- 1:18:50I'm not a big fan of battle scenes.
- 1:18:52I'm the sort of person who when watching Lord of the Rings or
- 1:18:55something like that, I will take a quick nap during when the orcs
- 1:18:59are beating the crap out of some other people.
- 1:19:01So I. Was spending more.
- 1:19:02Of a night, I think that's more pretty much, yeah.
- 1:19:08And yeah, the the ending is very atmospheric with the water from
- 1:19:15the sprinkler system falling like rain on the Dalek.
- 1:19:18I think that's that's lovely. There is a lot of beauty in
- 1:19:20there. Like you say, the new design of
- 1:19:23the Dalek is wonderful and I don't really see it being
- 1:19:27bettered. Yeah.
- 1:19:30But this is a strong and brilliant series and we can't
- 1:19:37take them all with us. And for me, Dalek is OUT.
- 1:19:41There was there was one thing you said there today.
- 1:19:43It's about how the sort of the characters are quite ugly in
- 1:19:47this and it is true. It's like, why would you root
- 1:19:50for any of them to survive? Let it kill them, right?
- 1:19:56I mean, there's a, there's a young female soldier who
- 1:19:59sacrifices herself to save Rose and Adam, you know?
- 1:20:02But all the rest of them? I'm glad they're not my
- 1:20:04colleagues. We've all worked with people
- 1:20:08like that. If you have.
- 1:20:11Michael, it's one apiece. You've got the deciding vote.
- 1:20:14That. Power could set you up above the
- 1:20:18gods. Well, I'll start start off at a
- 1:20:25point and I'll let you see if you can figure where I'm going.
- 1:20:28OK, I'm going to talk about Adam.
- 1:20:31Oh, it's. Going.
- 1:20:34It's going, yeah. I was watching Bruno.
- 1:20:39What's his favorite? Bruno Langley.
- 1:20:40And as you can, I've seen wooden tops do better performances than
- 1:20:44you. And on the paper he should be a
- 1:20:48precocious, the precocious brat who's basically he's Outrick.
- 1:20:52He thinks he's Bertie Big bollocks.
- 1:20:53He's got this position where he's examining these alien
- 1:20:57artifacts and he thinks he's God and he's everything and he's
- 1:21:01going places, but he just comes across as just an annoying git.
- 1:21:05He comes across as one of those, one of those kids you haven't,
- 1:21:08you know who? It's a girl who knew that little
- 1:21:11bit about something and would always shove it in your head.
- 1:21:14You do know about this. Yes, I do know that.
- 1:21:17I think that was. Me actually, and it would be,
- 1:21:22but it'd be something like, look how clever I am about this.
- 1:21:25But and it'd be something really, I know how to use an
- 1:21:29adverb ever so perfectly. And he just, he doesn't feel
- 1:21:33like doesn't it's not sympathetic.
- 1:21:35There's no chemistry between him and Rose, which really gets the
- 1:21:39problem of Chris Tengstall calling him his boyfriend to not
- 1:21:42really work, not even ironically.
- 1:21:45I mean, if there was some sort of negative chemistry, there's
- 1:21:47just no chemistry. It's a solid it's a solid-state
- 1:21:51when the Dalek self destructs and it's a complete
- 1:21:54vaporization. I thinking well sure there
- 1:21:57should be some kind of debris, even if it's just a bit of bit
- 1:22:00of dust and the thoughts about stealing the DNA from a time
- 1:22:05traveller to to rebuild to rebuild itself and particularly
- 1:22:10from Rose well, that's Rose is quite a new travel.
- 1:22:14So I she thought so quite good that she actually falls for it.
- 1:22:17She seems dive even at this point, but you think could build
- 1:22:20up in later episodes as to why she doesn't know what's silly
- 1:22:22mistakes. It's and it builds up to come to
- 1:22:26at the time and watching you. I thought, well, that's a bit of
- 1:22:29a bit of a non sequent or about it doing the quasi mass thing in
- 1:22:33reverse and hating itself because of the IT discovers the
- 1:22:36dialect within itself and destroys itself as opposed to
- 1:22:39being the mutants, which discovers the human within
- 1:22:41itself to turn it back to normal.
- 1:22:43But this is definitely going. In or do you know what?
- 1:22:47I knew it because only Rod would do that many negatives without
- 1:22:51saying something's being bent. It takes all the best bit, gets
- 1:22:57Jubilee billets the story on, gets all the best bits, gets rid
- 1:23:01of some of the extended padding bits perhaps could have been
- 1:23:03trimmed down from 20 production. That's a different, but that's a
- 1:23:07different story. That's a different Bob Gaston.
- 1:23:09We've got one of the Britain, we've got that brilliant Dalek
- 1:23:12reveal with a slow build up. And what really is that
- 1:23:16Christian Eccles is absolutely terrified of that Dalek.
- 1:23:20And it's only where the moments when he has the deaths of the
- 1:23:22dialects moment where he has realized I'm not dead, I should
- 1:23:26be dead. It's guns not working.
- 1:23:28And then we get that full fury of rage of the doctor being
- 1:23:32very, very UN doctor like. And this is I think this is
- 1:23:37echoes of the war Doctor we did not see on screen and that spite
- 1:23:42and it's you know, throughout the episode, you get this
- 1:23:43feeling that this that the 9th doctor is is suffering some
- 1:23:47forsome severe former psychosis. And this will pick up again in
- 1:23:51farm's day. It's shown a little bit in in
- 1:23:53long game. And of course it culminates in
- 1:23:55the involved in babbles. I think of the ways the
- 1:23:58direction is absolutely excellent.
- 1:24:00Dalek gets to do lots and lots and lots and lots of killing,
- 1:24:04which they haven't been able to do since haven't done since
- 1:24:06resurrection. The Daleks.
- 1:24:08No Daleks kill, all right? And of course, and Denise was
- 1:24:16saying about that all unlikable characters.
- 1:24:19This is like Sabidism. Sabidism, but only only with
- 1:24:23more depth and thought of character and not just a lot of
- 1:24:26clunky, clunky macho dialogue nonsense.
- 1:24:29Although I can believe you've. Read the.
- 1:24:31Book. All of those characters get a
- 1:24:34million more shades in that book, so it just goes to show in
- 1:24:3645 minutes. You have to take so much out
- 1:24:40just to tell the story. But it's but he's got he's got
- 1:24:43this dialogue. He's got so spot on it like
- 1:24:46Sabre. He's writes his characters like
- 1:24:47Sabre done properly. I mean, I believe I can believe
- 1:24:52that I'm the torturer and he's just comes across as not, you
- 1:24:55know, he's an absolutely nasty piece of work.
- 1:24:57My only one regret is that they didn't do that bit from Jubilee
- 1:25:01where he where he that executioner torturer purse.
- 1:25:06He found your optic nerve. We're going to slice it open.
- 1:25:10It's such a pity that line didn't get through, but I don't
- 1:25:13think that would have passed the sensor.
- 1:25:14And there was, as you see throughout series, series one,
- 1:25:19you can see that how they're figuring out how far they can
- 1:25:22push it, that they can get away with it was.
- 1:25:24A close. Enough shade here though, wasn't
- 1:25:25it? Because just the Darla being in
- 1:25:27chains was being questioned. Yes, and and and because we have
- 1:25:32the drilling as well and and Van Staten is a very believable and
- 1:25:37I love how they expanded in the book as well and it makes sense,
- 1:25:41makes it makes much more 3 dimensional.
- 1:25:43So yeah, yeah, I think. Makes more sense in 2024 than it
- 1:25:47did in 2000. And five, yeah.
- 1:25:51Definitely it's bit as a build it builds it up a lot better.
- 1:25:53We get a bit of back story here, but but even even all the actors
- 1:25:57give it 100% except Adam and the only thing and and then there's
- 1:26:02what the best scene has got to be the opening scene where he's
- 1:26:06where he sees the cyber head in the museum and that little touch
- 1:26:09of pathos as he just almost sadly reaches out and touches
- 1:26:14the case and sets all the alarms off.
- 1:26:16And that is just showing that you see a full range of Eccles
- 1:26:19down in this episode. So it's definitely staying it's.
- 1:26:22What we would do in the museum, right We can I.
- 1:26:24Was going to say show me he's a Doctor Who fan.
- 1:26:26Look at you. You're from Revenge of the
- 1:26:29Cyberman. Fabulous.
- 1:26:33So Dalek goes through. Thank goodness.
- 1:26:34I had a vision that Dalek was going to go out.
- 1:26:38So it's two a piece. Should we go to our second and
- 1:26:41final lot of listener comments? Michael and Denise, if you're
- 1:26:46queued up and ready to go, let's start with Denise this time.
- 1:26:51Go for it. OK, Oscar Groucho says the only
- 1:26:56reimagining the show needed No fringe continuity, just back to
- 1:27:01basics, accessible in a way that which has arguably never been to
- 1:27:05such an extent since the journey out of darkness and a coming of
- 1:27:09age. Sorry for Rose.
- 1:27:12Sorry coming of age story for Rose.
- 1:27:14Masterful storytelling. I don't disagree with a single
- 1:27:18word he just said there. OK Mark Duddick, I see this here
- 1:27:23through rose tinted glasses so refuse to see any pulls.
- 1:27:26First full full series I saw on transmission.
- 1:27:29Having spent my childhood bringing the show back into
- 1:27:31existence, can still remember when and where I saw each
- 1:27:34episode. Absolutely fantastic.
- 1:27:39And PlayStation Game 187 says I am glad they rebooted it and
- 1:27:45they did it really very, very well.
- 1:27:46They got us so much right and not much wrong.
- 1:27:50Great casting and performances all round.
- 1:27:54I just wish we had a bit more of Ace than the 7th Doctor, but it
- 1:27:58wasn't meant to be. No, please.
- 1:28:03Ring them back now, we won't take less.
- 1:28:07No, no, no, no, no. Sorry, sorry.
- 1:28:12Sorry, just pair Ace and Adric up together.
- 1:28:16Oh oh. Please no.
- 1:28:17Ace would last five. I think it would last five
- 1:28:21minutes. Actually it might be worth.
- 1:28:22Seeing actually what she could do.
- 1:28:24I thought exactly. Sorry I.
- 1:28:27Accidentally left that cab of Nitro 9 in your bedroom.
- 1:28:33Dan Hollingsworth sets a template for the new era with a
- 1:28:36great mix of times and places. Actual scary Daleks, parting
- 1:28:40green weirdos who infiltrate Downing Streets, bring your
- 1:28:43Doctor Who into the mainstream with appearances from
- 1:28:45recognisable people and concerts may have had some older fans
- 1:28:49grown but it got them not to be talking.
- 1:28:52That's fair enough. And Pete Lambert.
- 1:28:55Hello Pete. Hard to remember what an
- 1:28:58absolute roller coaster ride it was as it zoomed about exploring
- 1:29:03all the different styles it could use.
- 1:29:04Now, however, I only take the best was, in retrospect, a red
- 1:29:09flag for misjudgments ahead. John Arnold from cult show to
- 1:29:14national obsession in three months.
- 1:29:16Mind blowing to see the show on billboard and work colleagues
- 1:29:19who have no previous interesting frantically Googling to try and
- 1:29:23find out what was going to happen in the parting of the
- 1:29:25ways. And Jana almond tricol almond
- 1:29:32trout. So I don't know.
- 1:29:35I apologize guys, I live in Norway.
- 1:29:38The best place to start in the entirety of Doctor Who.
- 1:29:42All the stories are brilliant and it does such a good job at
- 1:29:45giving you everything you need to know.
- 1:29:47Makes you feel confident in your knowledge and then ends with an
- 1:29:50Oh and one more thing, there's always A twist at the end.
- 1:29:59Charlie Barnes The Martin era gets off to a flying start and
- 1:30:02this season has a murderers row of writers who grew up on the
- 1:30:05show, excelled in the world of this year and had the chance to
- 1:30:08write for the show proper and they all bought their A game.
- 1:30:13The Herald of Creation says we've predicted viewings.
- 1:30:16The episodes show cracks in plotting and performance, but
- 1:30:21Ecclestone is magnetic and covers up the cracks with sheer
- 1:30:25force of will. Luke Sims Jenkins I don't like
- 1:30:28Rose so it's not an era I revisit.
- 1:30:31I love Dalek though. And Hazel says banger after
- 1:30:36banger and I won't hear any different.
- 1:30:38Sounds like a song, didn't it? That's time after time.
- 1:30:44And finally, Steve Mellor at the time, I hope people would see
- 1:30:47it. I hope people would see it what
- 1:30:49we fans you all along. And thankfully they did.
- 1:30:52It was incredible, incredible to see our little show back on the
- 1:30:55telly. Fabulous.
- 1:30:58OK, so first round down, let's go into the second round.
- 1:31:02Michael Storm, pick your second story to champion or condemn.
- 1:31:07OK, I'm going to go for the long game and I am going to bid it
- 1:31:16now. This is a this is one I've
- 1:31:19always been very changeable 1 so I might change my mind by the
- 1:31:22end of the end of my arguments. But but it's better than its
- 1:31:26reputation. But and it's looks quite good,
- 1:31:29but it just doesn't seem to hang well, hang together well.
- 1:31:33And one of the I think the biggest problem is that wooden
- 1:31:36top who's driving part of the plots.
- 1:31:40It's we all seem to have a few. It's probably a bit mean to to
- 1:31:43talk about costumes, but it's second and greatest greatest
- 1:31:47bountiful human empire and there's people wearing top shot
- 1:31:50things 2005. That's what good I recognized
- 1:31:54one of the outfits that my partner at the time was wearing.
- 1:32:00And how does the Jagger fest actually work?
- 1:32:04I mean, it's it's supposed to be cold.
- 1:32:07Surely all the excess heat should be from all the
- 1:32:10generators of the cold, not keep it cold, not coming from the
- 1:32:13Jagger fest itself. How does it, you know, how can
- 1:32:16it control everything that what it just seems to do is sit on
- 1:32:18the sit on the wall, sit on the ceiling like a bit of mold in a
- 1:32:21in a dirty old man's bathroom, making the noises of a dirty old
- 1:32:26man in the bathroom. And it's the Suki.
- 1:32:32It's could be seen as a criticism on the Fox News sort
- 1:32:36style broadcasting and GBBS, as I like to call it, of yeah, just
- 1:32:41of just this one stream of information.
- 1:32:43But it just falls a bit flat. It feels like some of the worst
- 1:32:47excesses of the 1980s in in the set design lighting.
- 1:32:52And we get some wasted guest stars in small world 2 scene
- 1:32:56roles. And I think and it's just a
- 1:32:59waste. And it's just, it's not.
- 1:33:02It's when it comes to the final scene when Adam is returned back
- 1:33:07to his forest and his mum comes in and says oh, it's just been
- 1:33:11like that. Actually, I haven't heard people
- 1:33:14clear. Their fingers for ages.
- 1:33:18It doesn't seem like a natural thing to do and I didn't feel
- 1:33:21that's. Why?
- 1:33:22Ever. It's not expediency.
- 1:33:27Yeah, and it could. So he sent Adam back with this
- 1:33:31big garage on his bed, said, oh, well, you've got to live a very
- 1:33:34quiet life. So even if he just sits down and
- 1:33:37opens fish and chip shop or, you know, work or stack shells and
- 1:33:41Tesco, what happens if he gets hit by a bus, has a heart
- 1:33:44attack, needs to go and have an MRI scan and they find this big
- 1:33:47garage in his head, they're going to think, what the hell is
- 1:33:52that again? Well, let's go and have a look
- 1:33:53at this. Let's take it to you.
- 1:33:55Is he going to get abducted by units or Torchwood or the Forge
- 1:33:59or? We can only hope it's.
- 1:34:02Dissected somewhere along the way.
- 1:34:04Or are they going to pick you up and make an army of clones of
- 1:34:06Adam to to attack them? All.
- 1:34:11How terrifying would that be had it just logical is if you could
- 1:34:15move technology forward so fast it would fall apart, and that
- 1:34:20perhaps could have been something which could have been
- 1:34:21picked up on, but then we'd have to reuse his Adam.
- 1:34:24But it just doesn't quite hang up.
- 1:34:26However, there are some good points.
- 1:34:28I think Simon Pegg is very good as the editor and I do like the
- 1:34:32initial scene where these where we get the market storm they set
- 1:34:36out and they're just drinking and they're drinking beef
- 1:34:38flavored swoosh puppies. And and this yes, it's it does
- 1:34:45have that sort of demolition man fifth element's edge about
- 1:34:48elements feel about it at that point, but it's and I like quite
- 1:34:54and lady plays Tasker. She she's very good, but Suki's
- 1:34:57a bit wooden and I had some of the visuals ago because it's
- 1:35:02well, I said it's well directed. It's a shame that Brian Grant
- 1:35:05wasn't brought back to do any more.
- 1:35:07Perhaps he ever ran a bit so in the studio.
- 1:35:10But it's, you know, I can say it just doesn't look SIP for me.
- 1:35:14Marvellous. And that can I, can I just be
- 1:35:16clear, Michael, because you've you've talked about it in the
- 1:35:18last two. Do you like Bruno Langley?
- 1:35:20Because I'm really not quite getting.
- 1:35:23It. You.
- 1:35:24Either hate him or you've got a bit of a Bruno Langley fetish.
- 1:35:27I'm not quite sure. Can't quite work it out at the
- 1:35:30moment. I'm not sure anyone likes Bruno
- 1:35:32Langley. Too much anymore.
- 1:35:36Shall we go to the comments? James Matthews says this is a
- 1:35:39work of art. A work of art.
- 1:35:43Both a compelling story and a cutthroat political commentary
- 1:35:47which still holds water, more so in 2024.
- 1:35:51James, were you commenting on the long game?
- 1:35:56Ross says the quite the reverse. It feels quite dated and waste 2
- 1:36:00great guest stars who could have been arguably fantastic doctors.
- 1:36:04Oh, who's that Tamsin? Grey Peg and Tamsin Greg, I
- 1:36:08guess, yeah. Great way to save money on sets.
- 1:36:11Gareth Bowley says great a story that stands on its own.
- 1:36:15Adam is a good twist of a character.
- 1:36:17Close your ears, Michael. And one that should be
- 1:36:20revisited. What the fuck?
- 1:36:24Jason Thompson, It didn't really grab me.
- 1:36:26Simon Pegg is excellent, but overall I found it unsatisfying.
- 1:36:30One I can happily skip. Daniel Nice is a bit of a
- 1:36:33filler. I didn't like it at first.
- 1:36:35As a as a prologue to the season finale, it's OK.
- 1:36:38It does have Tasmin, Greg and Anna Maxwell Martin so it can't
- 1:36:41be all bad. Yeah, Anna Maxwell Martin.
- 1:36:44You know, I've seen her do amazing work elsewhere.
- 1:36:47So she's. Very young here, doesn't she?
- 1:36:49I don't know what happened here. Big orange Michael Pluses, you
- 1:36:52get Simon Pegg and it sets up the end of second season arc
- 1:36:55minuses. It's not as engaging as Dalek
- 1:36:58bid it. Ian Winston Says mostly exists
- 1:37:01as a setup for the finale, but it's OK under you.
- 1:37:04Simon Pegg overuse Bruno Langley, but the latter's exit
- 1:37:08gets sweeter with each passing year.
- 1:37:11Tom Newsom, Adam doesn't really work apart from creating another
- 1:37:14Adric. Don't write off the rest.
- 1:37:16The Doctor has some great goofy moments.
- 1:37:18Do you hear that, Rod? Wait, goofy moments?
- 1:37:21No, no, no, no, Jack Coyer says. It's fine.
- 1:37:25That's about it. Some interesting commentary on
- 1:37:28the insidiousness of the media, which RTD is still ruminating on
- 1:37:31as recently as the Giggle. It's a shame, then that its
- 1:37:33focus is how unsuitable one of the TARDIS crew is.
- 1:37:37You find yourself shouting at the TV.
- 1:37:39Well, get him out of the way so I can watch the people I'm
- 1:37:41supposed to be interested in. Daniel Rawnsley after Dalek, it
- 1:37:45can't help but feel subpar. RTD should have stuck to his
- 1:37:48original pitch of telling it from Adam's point of view.
- 1:37:50Oh Michael. But the ideas have aged well.
- 1:37:54A dirty capitalistic dystopia where misinformation is king.
- 1:37:58It'll never catch on. Simon Pegg is a fun baddie and
- 1:38:02that ending? Wow, James H says finally.
- 1:38:06Nowhere near as bad as his reputation and interesting
- 1:38:09monster design and a neat baddie keep.
- 1:38:11It he's a contrary bugger. Isn't he just?
- 1:38:14But how contrary will he be? Denise, has Michael convinced
- 1:38:19you of the poorness of the long game, or are you giving it a
- 1:38:22pass? Well, well, you know, you go
- 1:38:27into the long game and it kicks off with the Doctor doing
- 1:38:31exactly the same thing as Rose and Adam, as Van Stockton was
- 1:38:34doing in Dalek, trying to Chuck them together.
- 1:38:38I mean, yes, she's giving Rose a few sort of clues as to where
- 1:38:44they are and what's going on so she can impress her date.
- 1:38:48But then, you know, he's Adam and we've already seen what he's
- 1:38:53like, so why is he doing this to her?
- 1:38:55Is he angry because he's in love with her?
- 1:38:57I don't know. But anyway, that struck a wrong
- 1:39:01note with me. I love Anna Maxwell Martin, she
- 1:39:05has done some brilliant work. Like you say, she is her own
- 1:39:10worst critic, though I think she's sometimes very hard on
- 1:39:13herself with some of the roles that she's played.
- 1:39:16As a lifelong vegetarian, the idea of a beef slush puppy makes
- 1:39:21me cringe to the depths of my soul.
- 1:39:25I mean, you know, so you think something that shade of pink
- 1:39:29would probably be like strawberries and cream or
- 1:39:32something, but no. Sorry, Denise, hang on, Can you
- 1:39:34cancel that order then? Please.
- 1:39:36Thank you. Simon Pegg is great but like
- 1:39:42they say, underused and Tasmin Gregg is always a delight to
- 1:39:47watch. I love her voice, it's so
- 1:39:49distinctive. Frozen vomit.
- 1:39:53Didn't expect to see that in Doctor Who, but there you go.
- 1:39:58And a big knob on the ceiling in charge of everything.
- 1:40:02Now that is a more familiar concert.
- 1:40:05Yeah. Everywhere.
- 1:40:09Yeah, the, the, the ending is a bit silly.
- 1:40:12There's a good, good political message.
- 1:40:15Quite prescient as a lot of these were turning out to be on
- 1:40:18the rewatch. But yeah, I'm going to bin it
- 1:40:22because Adam mainly just. Adam.
- 1:40:28Just Adam. Well.
- 1:40:31You know, like I say, it's a fabulously strong season, and
- 1:40:38this one just loses points because of the nasty dynamic
- 1:40:47between the Doctor and Adam and the.
- 1:40:53I mean, the ideas are interesting, but at the end of
- 1:40:57the day, yeah, it loses so many points because of this one
- 1:41:02character who messes it up. And it's a good object lesson.
- 1:41:06I suppose that's a morale of like, OK, younglings, don't go
- 1:41:10to Thailand and get a load of tattoos because you might regret
- 1:41:13it when you come back home and have to get a job kind of thing.
- 1:41:17But yeah, out of a strong and strong strong season.
- 1:41:23No, I've been in this one. You kept saying that, Denise.
- 1:41:26Do you keep chucking them out? Was that's because we've both
- 1:41:29done all the ones that actually Denise was that was that 8th on
- 1:41:32your spreadsheet then? It was yes, yes.
- 1:41:38I'm starting. To get the hang of this now
- 1:41:39aren't I We're. Filling in the spreadsheet.
- 1:41:42Joe, do you want to go next? Yeah, I'm so on the fence for
- 1:41:45this. I don't really know what way to
- 1:41:48go. Where does it give you the
- 1:41:49calling vote? Oh, sorry, Denise.
- 1:41:53Well, you know, I'm highlighting the bits as we talk about them,
- 1:41:57so. Yeah, I just, I like there's,
- 1:42:00there's the things I don't like about this.
- 1:42:02It's mostly the the plot. I don't like the the Jagger
- 1:42:08Jagger Fest. I don't understand the Jagger.
- 1:42:10I don't understand how the Jagger fest has this much
- 1:42:13control when, as Michael said, it's just an enormous bit of poo
- 1:42:17stuck to the ceiling with teeth screaming his edge off in a
- 1:42:20nonsense. What actually is it?
- 1:42:22I. Don't know.
- 1:42:23It doesn't exhibit any intelligence at all, and yet it
- 1:42:25seems to be corrupting the the future history of humanity in a
- 1:42:29very profound way. So I don't think some.
- 1:42:32Kind of dark mutants, which has failed or something like that.
- 1:42:35So the interest said well. They do say.
- 1:42:37They've got rid of. That so who knows?
- 1:42:39They said right, OK, you could go over there.
- 1:42:43But if it was a. Massive.
- 1:42:44You're a good sacrament. It would it would sound like a
- 1:42:47Dalek, right? Like, I don't know, I don't
- 1:42:49think any of that really works. And what really doesn't work is
- 1:42:53that hilarious moment. Where is it Suki her her true
- 1:42:58identity is revealed and the music's like Kev McCulloch disco
- 1:43:03music down that down. And she's going around.
- 1:43:05It's just like Battlefield all over again.
- 1:43:07It's so camp it's ridiculous. And in a garden centre as well.
- 1:43:11Yeah, and you know, I don't like Adam, but I do like the idea of
- 1:43:14highlighting a companion making all the wrong moves, which then
- 1:43:18highlights that Rose generally makes all the right moves.
- 1:43:22That's the conclusion this episode draws.
- 1:43:24So then we step into Father's Day and she does an almighty
- 1:43:27fuck up and the Doctor's pissed because he's made the decisions
- 1:43:30he has here. So in terms of the season, I get
- 1:43:33all of that, but I do I love the idea of the media manipulating
- 1:43:40the political system and how xenophobia is rife because hello
- 1:43:46Brexit, you know, and this is way pre Brexit, isn't it?
- 1:43:50So it's again another really prescient story.
- 1:43:52So I love all of that. I love the fact that Rusty Davis
- 1:43:55probably knew people would consider this to be one of the
- 1:43:59weaker episodes of the season. And yet it is one of the most
- 1:44:02important episodes of the season, because the title tells
- 1:44:06you everything you need to know, but you don't realize until Bad
- 1:44:09Wolf and Partner the ways that this is a long game, this
- 1:44:12setting is important. The Jack Fest is in, but all of
- 1:44:14it is part of the this big jigsaw puzzle of the season and
- 1:44:18I think that's really, really clever.
- 1:44:20I actually like the direction as well.
- 1:44:21I think this has some really great lighting when we go up to
- 1:44:25the to the top level and all of the ice is about and it's that
- 1:44:28sort of icy lighting that they do as well.
- 1:44:30There's a a long sequence where Suki's wandering around and it's
- 1:44:35a great horror sequence which climaxes before those courses at
- 1:44:39the banks being revealed. So there is a lot to this I
- 1:44:42like. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:44:45I am going to. I love this season.
- 1:44:48I'm going to put it through. Do you know what?
- 1:44:50It could have gone either way, but I I want to put this one
- 1:44:52through. OK, so I've got the deciding
- 1:44:54vote. Well, I'm going to show my hand
- 1:44:56pretty quickly on this one. I just find this pretty much as
- 1:45:00dull and generic as Doctor Who could possibly get.
- 1:45:04I just don't like this one. Sorry.
- 1:45:07At first race I find out a real throwback.
- 1:45:09I mean, Russell says he wrote this back in the 80s and I kind
- 1:45:12of believe that because it feels like season 24, but it would
- 1:45:16have been the worst story of season 24.
- 1:45:17But it's got loads of similarities.
- 1:45:19So all those frozen corpses just remind me of Kane's frozen army.
- 1:45:23And you've got the Jaguar fest being melted by heat like Kane.
- 1:45:27And then the the, the platform 5.
- 1:45:30It's not platform 5, sorry. The station.
- 1:45:33It's a bit like Paradise Towers, isn't it?
- 1:45:35Because you've got the continual hunt to get up to the top of the
- 1:45:39of the tower. And then it's also a little bit
- 1:45:41of time in the Rani as well where you've got a giant brain
- 1:45:44here you've got what is it? It's a prolapsed arse by the
- 1:45:47look. Of it on the ceiling.
- 1:45:49So you've got all these kind of season 24 feet, but I'm going to
- 1:45:54say it's done without the wit, the humour or possibly even the
- 1:45:57intelligence of Season 24. Oh, evil news corporations.
- 1:46:02Wow, the editor is a banker, so he's a money man.
- 1:46:06Because they're not evil capitalists.
- 1:46:08It's all very, very on the nose and it's all tell not show.
- 1:46:11We don't see any of this. The only bit we see is on one
- 1:46:15news station is for the face of Bo is pregnant.
- 1:46:17We don't get to see any of the news output, so therefore I
- 1:46:21don't feel any. It just feels better than empty
- 1:46:23run round, then the gascaster horribly wasted.
- 1:46:26Simon Pegg, The problem with Simon Pegg's character, I feel
- 1:46:29he's got no one to talk to, no one to bounce off because he's
- 1:46:32just surrounded by a load of frozen corpses.
- 1:46:34So I lose some of his performance just because he's
- 1:46:37got, he's got nothing to play off.
- 1:46:39He's he's playing to a no audience at all.
- 1:46:42Thompson. Gregg.
- 1:46:43But he knows how to do it. He knows how to.
- 1:46:46He does, but wouldn't it have been better if he'd had someone
- 1:46:48to play and bounce off? I think he would have just
- 1:46:50given. A lot when he goes gotcha.
- 1:46:53Yeah, he knows how to play a. Doctor he does absolutely Tom's
- 1:46:57and Greg I love her enough things.
- 1:46:58She was doing great work at this time still does.
- 1:47:01But I just find a waste that she gets awful lines when she does
- 1:47:05that that will do nicely line when Adam offers a credit bar.
- 1:47:09I mean aping American Express Crikey, spitting image was
- 1:47:12lampooning that back in the 80s and we're you know, we're still
- 1:47:15doing that now. It's just it's a bit torturous.
- 1:47:18This does not feel very Russell to me.
- 1:47:20And then Maxwell Martin plays it with such wide eyed innocence.
- 1:47:24It's no shock when she turns out to be someone she's not.
- 1:47:27And the lesson about Bruno Langley to save Paul Michael's
- 1:47:30blood pressure. So I think I think the guest
- 1:47:33cast are wasted and there's just three little bits as well.
- 1:47:36I had to highlight that just irritate me and bring me out of
- 1:47:39it. There's an alarm that goes off
- 1:47:40both in the main concourse and also up on floor 500 and it's
- 1:47:44bloody roses alarm clock from the first episode keeps going
- 1:47:48off. It totally drags me out on.
- 1:47:50It music every time I. That's some really weird music.
- 1:47:54All about. And if you know it's Adam, at
- 1:47:56the beginning, he stood in the TARDIS prop waiting to be called
- 1:47:59out. You can see him just stood there
- 1:48:01really obviously in the camera line waiting to be called.
- 1:48:04Takes me out of there. And that final joke you've
- 1:48:07already guys mentioned the click of the fingers and then the long
- 1:48:11slow hold on the mother's face. It's the Wi-Fi family all over
- 1:48:15again. So no, for me it's out.
- 1:48:19So I'm sorry, long game is heading.
- 1:48:21For I mean I was on the fence so it was almost a four way.
- 1:48:24Man, so bye bye long game Denise over to you for your next
- 1:48:31choice. Well, shall we talk about the
- 1:48:36end of the world? Oh.
- 1:48:37Please. Yeah, so I mean, for me, I love
- 1:48:45the choice of music. I love that they think that the
- 1:48:48Duke Pops isn't all those little moments like that where they get
- 1:48:53things so very wrong. The opening lines of Tainted
- 1:48:57Love, sometimes I feel I want to run away.
- 1:49:00That's. And you look at Rosie's face and
- 1:49:02that is exactly how she is feeling as the song is being
- 1:49:06played. That is brilliant.
- 1:49:10The conversation with the plumber, that was interesting.
- 1:49:15I mean, yeah, I can. I can see that.
- 1:49:18The future would conceivably be like that.
- 1:49:22The Roses indignation that the TARDIS is getting inside her
- 1:49:25brain without her permission and she sounds like her mum when she
- 1:49:30gets cross in this one. That is so good.
- 1:49:33And the Doctor refusing to say who he is, the last human.
- 1:49:41The for me, you know, Doctor Who only just come back here is the
- 1:49:51end of the world. The very second episode.
- 1:49:54You know, there was things about Rose I didn't like.
- 1:49:57And then you get to the end of the world, and it's like the
- 1:50:02celestial toy maker saying, well, that's all right, then.
- 1:50:06Only about the sarcasm. Because for me, it was like,
- 1:50:10yeah, this is Doctor Who. It's still Doctor Who.
- 1:50:14They haven't done anything stupid with it.
- 1:50:16This is going to be wonderful. I'm really, really happy.
- 1:50:20You know, I expect to be shot down in flames.
- 1:50:24But seriously, I do not have a bad word to say about this
- 1:50:29episode. So yeah, love it to bits.
- 1:50:34It makes me very happy. Fabulous.
- 1:50:36Let's go to the comments. I think you'll find you're not
- 1:50:39alone, Denise. Michael Donahue said Rose was a
- 1:50:41good relaunch, but it was end of the world that sealed it for me.
- 1:50:44Seeing all the camp craziness and the ray of aliens made me
- 1:50:48realize I was going to love the series.
- 1:50:50Jack Coyer taking pinches of Douglas Adams humor and
- 1:50:54sprinkling sprinkling them throughout a fairly standard
- 1:50:57agathetricity. Who done it?
- 1:50:58I love the scene where Rose rings Jackie.
- 1:51:00Such a great mix of ordinary and extraordinary.
- 1:51:04The makeup and prosthetics have rarely been better.
- 1:51:06I'm not sure about that. And proves that BB.
- 1:51:09CBB. C1 Prime time is ready for
- 1:51:11outspace weirdness, and for the first time, but not the last,
- 1:51:14Christopher Eckerson has his has had his day.
- 1:51:18Christopher Reckerson has his day ruined by a huge fan.
- 1:51:23And you just. Ruined Jack's jokes there, I
- 1:51:26always do. Daniel Raumsley says breaks the
- 1:51:29budget, but Oh my God I'm glad they did.
- 1:51:32The first dizzying high of series one, forever teetering
- 1:51:35between domestic and galactic, ridiculous and sublime,
- 1:51:38Overcrowded CGI wizardry and alien mednagery.
- 1:51:42Wouldn't work without such gloriously intimate moments
- 1:51:45between Rose and the Doctor. Cassandra is RT DS most rageous
- 1:51:48creation and that toxic needle drop is one of the best moments
- 1:51:53ever. Yes.
- 1:51:54Daniel Knight, cloriously daft and a visual feast.
- 1:51:57The plot is a bit thin and the bit with the fans makes no
- 1:52:00sense, so I've got that one right.
- 1:52:02Cassandra's a great villain, though, voiced perfectly by Zoe
- 1:52:04Wanamaker. And who'd have thought we'd hear
- 1:52:06Britney Spears and Doctor Who? James H says the new team
- 1:52:10determined to show that we can do monsters.
- 1:52:13A magnificent villainous, but the start of pop culture
- 1:52:15references that don't date well. Keep it, if only for the CGI
- 1:52:19robot spider injury. When it bumps into the camera
- 1:52:22it's so great. Andy Park is not a classic, but
- 1:52:26Zoe Wanamaker is brilliant as Cassandra.
- 1:52:28Billy and Chris are excellent. I hated the Doctor slowing down
- 1:52:31time to get to the inexplicably placed off switch, which I still
- 1:52:35think is rubbish, but otherwise it's a totally watchable story.
- 1:52:39Dick Orange Michael said second episodes are hard to build on
- 1:52:41the premise and world whilst reinforcing the central
- 1:52:44character on premise. Somehow RTD manages to do both
- 1:52:47and tell a solid story with some cool visual effects to show off
- 1:52:51the new digital effects age. Keep it.
- 1:52:54Jason Thompson throws more aliens at us than the show has
- 1:52:56ever done before and combines that with ludicrous Flash Gordon
- 1:53:00S concepts such as walkways with no safety rails and giant fans
- 1:53:04between our hero and the critical switch.
- 1:53:06Looks like that bit in Galaxy Quest, isn't it?
- 1:53:09Who the hell put those massive chompers in the middle of the
- 1:53:11ship? It also gives us an effect
- 1:53:14spectacular to show. Wobbly spaceships on wires are
- 1:53:17firmly a thing of the past. Paul Dunn says shows they can do
- 1:53:20monsters and aliens. A really good story.
- 1:53:23An ultimate comment, Ian Winston found it too silly on
- 1:53:26transmission, but it's grown on me since.
- 1:53:28Surprisingly dark, too. Rose musing that everybody she's
- 1:53:31known has been dead for 5 billion years.
- 1:53:34And finally, and very succinctly, Ross just says
- 1:53:37boring. Oh, Ross.
- 1:53:40Oh, sorry, Ross. Michael Storm boring.
- 1:53:43Or do you love it like Denise? Well, on initial broadcast I
- 1:53:50thought it was a bit tweezed, but looking over re watching it
- 1:53:54for this so it can actually it's quite good.
- 1:53:56So I'm going to keep it. But having said all that, I'm
- 1:54:01going to go through some of the things which I don't think first
- 1:54:06of all, first, as I'm sure everyone is going to mention,
- 1:54:08it's the bloody fans. It's why is it is that switch at
- 1:54:14the end of that walkway when The thing is 10 sticks could have
- 1:54:18fixed that with a line. And also I'm going to take
- 1:54:21ladies Sandra. So what we have is our first
- 1:54:25trans character in the series, or at least acknowledged trans
- 1:54:30character and their and their villain.
- 1:54:34And this might be a retrospect, assuming of course, that when
- 1:54:37she says, oh, when I was a little boy, she wasn't joking
- 1:54:40because her dad used to make more frequent joke, but there
- 1:54:42was a little girl. So she's assuming she's not
- 1:54:45joking. But he doesn't look like the the
- 1:54:48sort who would be making that joke.
- 1:54:50And it's a little bit, I know he's going for that sort of
- 1:54:55Brazil and plastic surgery thing, but it seems a bit a bit
- 1:55:02uncomfortable now, shall we say. And some some of the CGI spider
- 1:55:08bits don't look quite well, don't look that good.
- 1:55:11However, the positive point which I'll get is Christopher
- 1:55:16Eccleston. He gets it, gets it all.
- 1:55:18He gets his bouncy fun moments when he's having great fun doing
- 1:55:21the goofiness when introducing the new aliens.
- 1:55:24And he's simply Piper does the right level of look when spat on
- 1:55:30by the boxer volume. He gets to the he gets to do
- 1:55:35goofy, he gets to do serious and gets goes into Sherlock mode
- 1:55:39when he figures out who's behind it all.
- 1:55:43He gets to do good emotional vets when talking to talking to
- 1:55:46Jabe. And that relationship is very
- 1:55:47interesting and could bring a totally new meaning to the term
- 1:55:50of tree shagger. I think it's.
- 1:55:54Hug they're. Actually, Mike, you know, each
- 1:55:57to their own. And but it's but that's that's
- 1:56:01good. And of course, then we get the
- 1:56:02big reveal at the end about Gallifrey.
- 1:56:05And although not named and all these people go and he gets it
- 1:56:08just right. He's not he's not going, oh,
- 1:56:11worries me. He's gets the pitch just right.
- 1:56:14It's it's like talking to Jane has forced it forced it out of
- 1:56:18him a little bit. And some of the excessive
- 1:56:20goofiness we see in Rose has been turned down as a
- 1:56:23consequence. And and so James, very good
- 1:56:26character, very well realized as well.
- 1:56:29And so it's a pity we don't see more of the effect of of her
- 1:56:36burning up. But I'm not quite sure the
- 1:56:38science works there because the boiling point of combustible
- 1:56:41levels for wording, I'd probably be a nitpick there.
- 1:56:45And the search of aliens is mostly is mostly well realized.
- 1:56:50And the only really, really stonking the awful ones are the
- 1:56:52ones that proved to be fake anyway, so I wonder if that is
- 1:56:56not RTG making a nice little nod on the joke to us all.
- 1:57:00So yeah, so keeping it. Fabulous.
- 1:57:03I'm also going to be keeping end of the world and there's loads
- 1:57:06of first, says Rose's first trip off world.
- 1:57:09It's the first mention that the Doctors, the last of the Time
- 1:57:11Lords, it's the first time we see him cry.
- 1:57:14And I think it's probably Doctor Who's first joke about premature
- 1:57:17ejaculation when Cassandra says oh, at least it'll be quick.
- 1:57:21Just like my 5th husband. So.
- 1:57:25There's plenty of lovely camp humorous so, but my serious
- 1:57:28first reason, the first one is Billie Piper.
- 1:57:31I think, as I said at the top of this, I think she's consistent
- 1:57:34in this series. It's funny, Michael, you saying
- 1:57:38particularly about Christopher. I do not buy him when he's
- 1:57:41gurning and he's making the faces and doing the comedy
- 1:57:44stick. I just don't buy him.
- 1:57:46I find him uncomfortable. Absolutely.
- 1:57:48When he does the serious stuff, he's brilliant.
- 1:57:51And you know, few can top him on that.
- 1:57:53About the serious, goofy, lighter moments, I just find it
- 1:57:57awkward. And unfortunately, there's a lot
- 1:57:59of them in this episode. But nevertheless, Billy is
- 1:58:02always consistent. She's always the top of her
- 1:58:04game. She's just got a naturalness and
- 1:58:06a warmth to her. Denise, you mentioned that scene
- 1:58:08with Ruffalo, the maintenance worker, who she's got an instant
- 1:58:11rapport and instant chemistry with, and she's showing respect
- 1:58:14and concern. The other thing I love, she's
- 1:58:18asked to play so many tonal shifts in this episode from line
- 1:58:22to line, and I don't think Billy ever drops a line.
- 1:58:26So think of the final scene when we're back in Cardiff.
- 1:58:29The doctor's telling her that life with him is really
- 1:58:31dangerous and asks if she wants to go home and really, really
- 1:58:35plays the fact. You can see that kind of
- 1:58:37internal conflict in her mind, whether to stay or go.
- 1:58:40And then she just gets distracted by the smell of chips
- 1:58:42and she's off. That's really hard to go from
- 1:58:44that kind of heightened emotion just to something really down
- 1:58:47to. Earth Russell, though, isn't it?
- 1:58:49That's distilled. Russell Oh it is, but she plays
- 1:58:52it brilliantly. Oh, the writing's superb, but
- 1:58:54Billy plays it so well. You could play that really the.
- 1:58:57Last great time war too. Yeah, can.
- 1:59:00You chips. Can you smell chips?
- 1:59:01That is Russell, isn't it? It is.
- 1:59:04But you know, what if if Billy wasn't as good an actress as she
- 1:59:07is, that could feel quite awkward and quite uncomfortable.
- 1:59:10And she gets a lot of these tonal shifts.
- 1:59:12Think again about the scene where where the Doctor's talking
- 1:59:15to Jabe and James asked whether Rose is his concubine or his
- 1:59:19prostitute. And she gets obviously
- 1:59:21unsurprisingly, really offended. But then she can slip straight
- 1:59:24into kind of teasing him straight away about saying get
- 1:59:27home before midnight. She can just do those shifts
- 1:59:30that I think a lesser skilled actor it would he didn't quite
- 1:59:33play very well. It's.
- 1:59:35Joking. The same scene, quick word with
- 1:59:37Michael Jackson. Yeah, exactly.
- 1:59:40Awkward. That hasn't aged terribly well
- 1:59:41like that. But I think like like I said in
- 1:59:45the series 21, I think Camille Kajuri is the heart of Series 2,
- 1:59:49where Rose of a character has become more arrogant and more
- 1:59:53cocky. I think Billy is the heart of
- 1:59:55this first season and I think she delivers in spades
- 1:59:58throughout. So this is my one big chance to
- 2:00:00to call out Billy. I think she's amazing.
- 2:00:02Second thing to recommend is the aliens.
- 2:00:05Not all of them are terribly convincing, are they?
- 2:00:07Let's be honest, there are a few too many static heads on people
- 2:00:11walking in, but the main the main ones work superbly.
- 2:00:16Face of Bow. Great idea, great creation.
- 2:00:19No wonder he became a big toy. The spiders.
- 2:00:21I think the CGI with the spiders still stands up incredibly well,
- 2:00:25as does the CGI on Cassandra. I absolutely love the fact that
- 2:00:29you can always see through Cassandra what's behind us.
- 2:00:32You can see the technicians behind were moisturizing and
- 2:00:35call out for giving us an instantly rememberable line in
- 2:00:38in moisturize Me, which people still quote to this day.
- 2:00:42So yeah, I think her CGI is absolutely spot on.
- 2:00:45And Jabe Jabe's just makeup, but again, brilliant makeup,
- 2:00:48brilliantly played by Yasmin Bannerman.
- 2:00:51So yeah, great to the aliens. And lastly, the pop music.
- 2:00:54Denise, you called out Tainted Love.
- 2:00:55I was also going to call out the the appropriateness of the
- 2:00:58wording of of Tainted Love, but you know, the classic basic
- 2:01:02ballad Toxic also comes in and it's like it was written for it.
- 2:01:06So yeah, she plays. That.
- 2:01:08Song doesn't she? Cassandra plays toxic.
- 2:01:11It almost is revealing her character.
- 2:01:13Absolutely, absolutely. So yeah, it's definitely going
- 2:01:16through for me. Well, pretty much everything's
- 2:01:19been said, so I'll just say hurrah for the return of the
- 2:01:23Graham Williams era to Doctor Who.
- 2:01:25Huge ideas told with. And I'm not joking when I say
- 2:01:29this because I do think Graham Williams did have a good stab
- 2:01:32visual ambition, loads of great comedy and brilliant characters.
- 2:01:37And after that, sort of very, I feel like the first episode is
- 2:01:41almost like a tribute to Andrew Cartmells latter day 7th Doctor
- 2:01:45era. And now we're doing so we're
- 2:01:46doing all the different styles of classic who.
- 2:01:49Next week we're kind of doing a hitch Cliff horror, you know,
- 2:01:52all the things that worked in the past.
- 2:01:53So I really like the fact that, you know, for a long time, the
- 2:01:57Graham Williams era was considered the butt of the joke
- 2:02:00of Doctor Who. And here as we step into space
- 2:02:03for the first time in the new series, it's been celebrated in
- 2:02:06all of its glory. But also nobody has mentioned
- 2:02:09EUR Lynn. So welcome EUR Lynn to Doctor
- 2:02:12Who who would deliver 1 amazingly directed episode after
- 2:02:17another bar time. We're in series 2-3 and four.
- 2:02:19He's just astonishing. And to hand, you know, to a
- 2:02:23first time Doctor Who director script this ambitious and for
- 2:02:27him to pull it off the the emotion in the script, the
- 2:02:31comedy in the script, the wackiness of it, you know,
- 2:02:34action sequences. It's everything's in it.
- 2:02:36Tons of CGI that he's got to try and work out.
- 2:02:40He just delivers it all perfectly.
- 2:02:41No wonder he kept coming back. And weirdly enough, the the shot
- 2:02:47that I want to highlight is probably the most mundane shot
- 2:02:51of the entire episode. It's when we cut to Rose Phone
- 2:02:54and Jackie and he shoots Jackie through a washing machine
- 2:02:59looking out into her kitchen. Now, there's no fucking need for
- 2:03:03him to do that at all. He could have just done a long
- 2:03:05shot in the kitchen, but just to make that scene a bit more
- 2:03:08interesting, he does that and he does that all the time.
- 2:03:11He's always looking for the most interesting ways to shoot.
- 2:03:14I call him the Michael Ferguson of the new series.
- 2:03:17Maybe think of a director called Peter Hammond who did a lot of
- 2:03:21the videotape Avengers. And you know, if he and he just
- 2:03:24shoot through something and say, no, we're in the bank and he and
- 2:03:27he'd just be a grill with some cash on it.
- 2:03:29But it works and it may be diverse.
- 2:03:31This is another one, like you said, Michael, which has huge
- 2:03:34tonal shifts throughout. And I think it's all just gauged
- 2:03:38absolutely brilliantly. And this was when I realized
- 2:03:40that just how confident Ross T Davis's vision for Doctor Who
- 2:03:44is, you know, mad comedy and then some really serious
- 2:03:48emotional moments that land. And how I got so excited when
- 2:03:53they mentioned a time war at the end of this, because I was
- 2:03:55convinced as a massive fan of BBC books, my God.
- 2:03:58When the AP Doctor destroyed Gallifrey and the ancestor sell,
- 2:04:02they're bringing it into the new series.
- 2:04:04And then immediately Rusty Davis wrote in the next DWM, no, we're
- 2:04:07not doing that. We're doing our own Time War.
- 2:04:09I was like, oh, bugger it. For a second I thought it was
- 2:04:13tying it all together. So it's so like a fan, but just
- 2:04:17a very quiet character moment to reveal that huge canvas that
- 2:04:21this story, this overall story is taking place on Billy Piper
- 2:04:25and Christopher Eckleston. Rod, I think you're wrong.
- 2:04:28I think Eckleston plays those lighter moments.
- 2:04:30But I like seeing that side of him, frankly, because I know he
- 2:04:33can do the serious stuff. I think you're right.
- 2:04:35He he's awkward. I don't think he's comfortable
- 2:04:38playing yet at this point, but come the second-half of the
- 2:04:40season, I think he gets there and he's really comfortable
- 2:04:43playing. The comedy.
- 2:04:44It's just amazing. It's fucking brilliant.
- 2:04:46The end of the world. It's absolutely Oh my
- 2:04:48spreadsheet, it's #9. Fabulous.
- 2:04:53OK, so I am going to go for the next choice and I am going to
- 2:04:57pick Boomtown and unfortunately Boomtown is going in the bin.
- 2:05:05So my the first reason for binning Boomtown is it's such a
- 2:05:11bloody contrived set up isn't it?
- 2:05:13I know Doctor Who relies on lots of coincidence and lots of
- 2:05:17contrivances, but you know what? We're in a modern day setting
- 2:05:20here and there's just too much. Are we really going to swallow
- 2:05:24that? Cardiff County Council has
- 2:05:26agreed to demolish Cardiff Castle to build a nuclear power
- 2:05:30station right in the heart of the capital city.
- 2:05:33Yes. That's where we're heading.
- 2:05:35Are we really going to believe that the woman who is
- 2:05:38spearheading this brave new world has never had her
- 2:05:41photograph taken or her name mentioned in print until one
- 2:05:44finally escapes out? Are we really going to believe
- 2:05:48that building a nuclear power station has got such obvious
- 2:05:51flaws that no one's ever questioned there?
- 2:05:54And are we really going to believe that their explosion
- 2:05:56from that is going to allow Margaret to surfboard off the
- 2:05:59planet on a 12 by 12 tile? No, sorry, there's just too
- 2:06:04much. It's just too contrived.
- 2:06:07I appreciate that that's there to set up the moral debate,
- 2:06:10which I'll come to in a minute, but it just lacks too much
- 2:06:13credibility and common sense for me.
- 2:06:15I'd I'd just find it too ludicrous.
- 2:06:17And whilst we're talking of contrivances, the whole business
- 2:06:21with Margaret not killing Kathy at the beginning when Kathy
- 2:06:24clearly threatens her plans, I just don't buy that she doesn't
- 2:06:28kill her because Kathy mentions there's a boyfriend.
- 2:06:31Now that doesn't ring true clearly that's just there to set
- 2:06:35up the argument later on in the episode that she can be good at
- 2:06:38times, but it makes no sense now.
- 2:06:41You could have sold that again, rewriting history.
- 2:06:43You could have sold it because in World War 3 Margaret is
- 2:06:46killing from a distance. But we saw in the opening scene
- 2:06:50of this episode Margaret kills someone in cold blood.
- 2:06:53So we can't say oh she likes to kill but only when she can't see
- 2:06:56the whites of their eyes. She happily kills that guy at
- 2:06:59the beginning. So just not to kill Kathy
- 2:07:02because she mentions a boyfriend is just too weak.
- 2:07:05Two points. She's also pregnant.
- 2:07:07She says she's with yeah. But she's already made-up her
- 2:07:09mind. She's already made-up her mind
- 2:07:11by the time she mentions the boyfriend.
- 2:07:13Two, that scene is set up for the amazing moment later on
- 2:07:18where he says to Margaret, that's how you live with
- 2:07:22yourself because every now and again you do something kind.
- 2:07:25And that is such a a profound point to make about terrible
- 2:07:30things that people do and how they find excuses for it.
- 2:07:33I think it's vital, that scene. But it just comes from nowhere.
- 2:07:39I don't, I don't find it believable.
- 2:07:41I don't find there's enough grounding in there.
- 2:07:43Maybe she'd mentioned the pregnancy for, but it's just
- 2:07:45mentions a boyfriend and Margaret Gibbs in.
- 2:07:47It just doesn't ring true to the character they've established.
- 2:07:50It feels like it's purposely contrived to make a point later
- 2:07:54on as opposed to an organic bit of plotting.
- 2:07:57So it doesn't work for me. Second reason is I don't think
- 2:08:00this really fulfils its pitch. So this is kind of labeled at
- 2:08:03the one where the Doctor faces a moral quandary and asked to
- 2:08:06confront his own ethics and approach.
- 2:08:08And it's basically about the death sentence, isn't it?
- 2:08:11Does the Doctor agree? Does he condone it?
- 2:08:14We spend an awful lot of time at the beginning with Jack and
- 2:08:17Mickey and Rose and seeing Margaret's plan develop.
- 2:08:19We don't get there for a long time.
- 2:08:20So this quandary that really the whole episode is is based around
- 2:08:24is contained in just two scenes. The first one's in the TARDIS
- 2:08:27when Margaret says you're very quick to soak your hands in my
- 2:08:31blood, which makes you better than me.
- 2:08:33Exactly how? And obviously that is begging a
- 2:08:36link to the time War, which we talked about plenty of this
- 2:08:40series, but it just doesn't it doesn't land.
- 2:08:42We don't go there. So it feels again, it feels like
- 2:08:45it's not quite fulfilling. It's hard to go there.
- 2:08:48And then we go obviously to the scene in the diner.
- 2:08:51We start off with a lot of broad comedy, which again, if Joe's
- 2:08:55pulling faces at me, hence. The point you come after those
- 2:08:58scenes at the table. I'm not going to mention the
- 2:09:01comedy. I just find it tonally jarring
- 2:09:05when this is the meat and potatoes of the episode where
- 2:09:07we're supposed to get to the moral debate and we spend a lot
- 2:09:10of time doing some comedy shtick.
- 2:09:13It doesn't quite work for me. But then when we do get to those
- 2:09:15meaty discussions, the doctor is just very one note.
- 2:09:18He refuses to be drawn for most of it, and he basically is just
- 2:09:21saying, well, basically, I didn't make the rules.
- 2:09:23He's giving up. We don't get to the debate.
- 2:09:25Yes, we do have that conversation, Joe, that you
- 2:09:26talked about about why she spared Kathy, but we don't get
- 2:09:30to the heart of the subject about the deficits, which
- 2:09:33basically is what this story is all about.
- 2:09:35We don't get that. And maybe probably this isn't
- 2:09:38the right forum to have that debate, but we've set up this
- 2:09:41episode to have that debate, and then we don't get there because
- 2:09:44they just get distracted by the rift opening and we move away.
- 2:09:48And I just feel that if you're going to put that much emphasis
- 2:09:51into setting that up, it needs to be paid off to some degree.
- 2:09:56I think, I think there's enough of the conversation there
- 2:09:59because a lot of it is actually focused on the doctor and about
- 2:10:02how the doctor usually doesn't have to deal with consequences.
- 2:10:05And that's more the focus, I think, than what's going to
- 2:10:07happen with Margaret Levine. I think it ducks the answer
- 2:10:12because then the big jeopardy thing hits.
- 2:10:14And so the doctor doesn't have to make the decision.
- 2:10:17And that's where the drama is. And that's a bit unfortunate.
- 2:10:20Yeah. And that's to me where it lets
- 2:10:22it down because we don't get, we don't get the payoff, we don't
- 2:10:25get the satisfactions that we raise the questions.
- 2:10:28It's just we're going to get some sort of moral debate and
- 2:10:31then it skips it. So to me, as a result of that,
- 2:10:34it just feels empty. And then the third reason, which
- 2:10:37is a bit of a mean reason, but bloody hell, it does look a
- 2:10:40little bit cheap, doesn't it? After a series which has been
- 2:10:42bold and extraordinary and daring, this just feels a little
- 2:10:46bit cheap wandering around Cardiff.
- 2:10:48So yeah, sorry guys, this one for me is out.
- 2:10:53Should we go to the comments? James Lark?
- 2:10:55James Lark, what a as you're always extolling, Joe, a very
- 2:10:59intelligent man, agrees completely with me and says I do
- 2:11:03think it's wonderful the fans have started to reappraise
- 2:11:05Boomtown, even to the point of claiming it as a series
- 2:11:08highlight. It obviously isn't, It's a
- 2:11:10flimsy plot on a string of crap jokes which looks every inch the
- 2:11:14money saving exercise it is. But by continuing in the
- 2:11:17glorious fan tradition of calling a genuine turd and
- 2:11:21unsung gem, these contrary buggers are assuring there will
- 2:11:24always be a place in the universe for the fair, hers, the
- 2:11:27kill, the moons, even the underworlds.
- 2:11:29God bless them all. Oh what a fucking idiot he is.
- 2:11:35Worse of the series because of its pacing with the overall
- 2:11:38narrative. It has some wonderful moments
- 2:11:40though. Great character work.
- 2:11:42Ian Winston says my least revisited of the series.
- 2:11:45I can see where you're going with this, Joe, but more
- 2:11:47Margaret is great and her bittersweet ending is great.
- 2:11:50When are we going to find out how she turned out?
- 2:11:52Is that a plug for some cutaway comics, do we think?
- 2:11:57Big orange Michael Easy to overlook in between the two
- 2:12:00giant two parters, but still imminently quotable and fun.
- 2:12:06Keep it. Jakakoya said pleased to see the
- 2:12:09most solo doctor is assembling himself a unique team who each
- 2:12:13have something to contribute to solving their problems, and that
- 2:12:16Badland makes a triumphant return.
- 2:12:18The back and forth between her and Eccleston in the heart of
- 2:12:20this story, an intriguing moral conundrum that never gets on
- 2:12:23said that gets the issues this doctor has been carrying with
- 2:12:26him. The sublimely intelligent Daniel
- 2:12:29Knight says the unexpected highlight with the return of the
- 2:12:33wonderful Annette Badland. A very clever and witty script.
- 2:12:37The dinner scene between the Doctor and Margaret is sublime
- 2:12:40but the inter time and space high five moment is total
- 2:12:43cringe. Jason Thompson says better in
- 2:12:45concept than execution and failed to hold my attention at
- 2:12:48the time. Rose treat's Mickey dreadfully,
- 2:12:51though she does at least seem to realise that the ending is
- 2:12:53almost a literal Deus Ex machina, but of course turns out
- 2:12:57to feed into the season climax. I'm reluctant to Bennett though,
- 2:13:01both for she's climbing out of the window, isn't she?
- 2:13:04And having the first first actor from classic Who to appear in
- 2:13:07New Who? William Thomas.
- 2:13:09Oh, what was he in? Oh plus, does anyone know?
- 2:13:15Not me, sorry. Not the top of me, I'm.
- 2:13:18Sorry William Thomas, I'm sure it was a great performers.
- 2:13:21Daniel Rosley The wonderful Daniel Rosley most underrated of
- 2:13:26series one. RCD ends the episode early,
- 2:13:29admires us in murky morality as the dies with a monster who
- 2:13:33wonders if he hasn't become one himself.
- 2:13:36A spectacular showcase for Eccleston and Badland, while
- 2:13:39Rose Mickey subplot remind us of how flawed these two can be.
- 2:13:44James H says the show's first use of magic concrete as time
- 2:13:47scale is getting muddier, but a very interesting, if flawed,
- 2:13:50character piece. Keep it even if only for the
- 2:13:53bondage line. Sparky Bar.
- 2:13:55I've been through series one and it's Boom Town that's really
- 2:13:58stuck out for the quality of characterisation, writing and
- 2:14:02performances. And the excellent Ross, very
- 2:14:06insightful, Ross says. Like a boring Sarah Jane
- 2:14:09adventure. Yes, a lot much of this season
- 2:14:11is he? No, to be very awesome.
- 2:14:14Joe, over to you. I'm guessing that you're not
- 2:14:16going to agree with me on this one.
- 2:14:17Not at all, no. In fact, when I first watched
- 2:14:19this, this was the one where that really stood out as being
- 2:14:22something a bit different and not far from state from anything
- 2:14:25that we've had before. Because we've never had as plot
- 2:14:28light story as this before, where we're just having what my
- 2:14:32dear friend Nathan possibly tends to call hang time.
- 2:14:36And I love hang time when it's with characters that I love.
- 2:14:39And I think you've got a series of regulars here in the Doctor,
- 2:14:43Jack, who's fitted in perfectly already, and Rose and Mickey and
- 2:14:48just just hanging with them in the cafe is enough to sell this
- 2:14:52on me. I just love it.
- 2:14:53I love how how comfortable is. But then you get those wonderful
- 2:14:56comic sequences of the Doctor going into Margaret's, Levine's
- 2:15:00office, climbing out of the window and then running away and
- 2:15:03being being back and running away and being, I mean, it's
- 2:15:06like a fucking French pass in it.
- 2:15:08It's absolutely glorious. And Joe Ahern, who I'm so used
- 2:15:11to doing very serious stuff this season, does the comedy just
- 2:15:15perfectly. This is a season that really
- 2:15:17gets it's comedy right. I think it gets a bit dodgier
- 2:15:20the more we go into RTD era, but I think it's absolutely spot on
- 2:15:23here. Adore, Eccleston and Badland,
- 2:15:26anything they do together is absolutely gold.
- 2:15:28I love the scene in the restaurant.
- 2:15:30I think the comedy, you know, with the dart and the breath and
- 2:15:34all of that, it's just so perfectly timed.
- 2:15:37It's absolutely gorgeous. I I really like the Badland at
- 2:15:42the end of the story as well after her amazingly
- 2:15:46melodramatic, you know, surfs up boys as you know as her colors
- 2:15:51are revealed that she says thank you when she realizes she's
- 2:15:54going to be regressed by the TARDIS.
- 2:15:56So there's like a moment of redemption just before she's
- 2:15:59redeemed. I really love that.
- 2:16:01And I really like the Rose and Mickey subplot one, because it
- 2:16:06is just like EastEnders bolted onto the edge of a Doctor Who
- 2:16:09story. And I think there's a place for
- 2:16:11that when And it truly highlights just how badly Mickey
- 2:16:14is being treated. I love the bit where he turns
- 2:16:17around and has a goer and says, you know, you treated me like I
- 2:16:20was nothing because we've been thinking that since the
- 2:16:22beginning of the season. It's a it's a good emotional
- 2:16:25payoff. And yeah, she isn't treating him
- 2:16:28very well at the end. Like, I think we're supposed to
- 2:16:30sympathize with her when she goes running and he's railing
- 2:16:33afterward. We're supposed to think he's a
- 2:16:35bastard. I actually think no, Rose, for
- 2:16:37God's sakes, you're stringing this guy along.
- 2:16:40Look at what you're doing. I never would have thought that
- 2:16:43this sort of soap operatics would work for me and Doctor
- 2:16:47Who, but Rusty Davis is just too good of a write out to not make
- 2:16:51this scene. Yeah, it's absolutely unique,
- 2:16:54this. I think it's all about the
- 2:16:56acting. I don't think it looks cheap.
- 2:16:58I think it's a really good tourist video for Cardiff.
- 2:17:01I think it shows off Cardiff as a really rather stylish place to
- 2:17:05visit. I go on to do a lot more with it
- 2:17:07when we go into Torchwood. I love this.
- 2:17:10I as soon as we hit Rusty Davis has this habit that as soon as
- 2:17:16you hear the 2nd 2 parter in his seasons, it's a straight run of
- 2:17:22gold. It happens in one, it happens in
- 2:17:24three, and it happens in four. And as much as Moffett tried, he
- 2:17:30never quite managed to get it right in the tail end of his
- 2:17:33season. Something always went horribly
- 2:17:35wrong. And this is like somebody said
- 2:17:38here, this is a a wonderful, thoughtful, emotional palette
- 2:17:43cleanser between two enormous stories.
- 2:17:46I just love it. Yeah, I.
- 2:17:48Want to put it through? Marvellous, Michael.
- 2:17:51OK, well this is another changeable one for me and I was
- 2:17:56leaning towards keep keeping it in.
- 2:17:58And then I listened to your very thoughtful and concise
- 2:18:01dissertation on the base. I listened to some of their
- 2:18:05comments and then I listened to Joe and I started swinging back.
- 2:18:11I'm swinging both ways at the moment.
- 2:18:14Usually. How usually?
- 2:18:15Happens. To people on this podcast.
- 2:18:19OK, I'll do the things I do like about it is like that.
- 2:18:22We have what we had essentially do with party episode.
- 2:18:25The part of the episode is Doctor Who does my dinner with
- 2:18:27Andre. And that's that's an interesting
- 2:18:31point, which hasn't been done before.
- 2:18:33And yeah, we'll go into some of the slapstick bits in the in the
- 2:18:38in the comedy with the in the restaurant with Margaret Savine
- 2:18:40tried different ways to kill him.
- 2:18:41Doesn't don't really work, I must say.
- 2:18:44So yeah, there's dinner in bondage.
- 2:18:46That's a good that's a good line.
- 2:18:47And what I'm going to go back with Joey say is the
- 2:18:49relationship between Rose and Mickey.
- 2:18:53Yeah, Mickey's bang on the money as well.
- 2:18:56He's been he's been an absolute. See you next Tuesday to him and
- 2:19:00and yeah so and like you said like she says that was it Trisha
- 2:19:03or whatever her name was. He says well at least she's
- 2:19:05there and she is like using this little toy boy and his error.
- 2:19:10It's a little errand putting my passport just in case he gets
- 2:19:13stuck in 21st century if I need to get back to England.
- 2:19:18OK, actually she's thinking logically, perhaps building up
- 2:19:21on events and father say what if the doctor does abandoned her?
- 2:19:25Well, another thing I do like is I like how we've got people.
- 2:19:28We've got essentially our new targets group and they've got
- 2:19:32instant chemistry. There's the doctor.
- 2:19:35Doctors both been cheeky and thoughtful and they do, but
- 2:19:40there's a little bit of bleeding of Mickey.
- 2:19:42But they then seem to decide they were going to team up and
- 2:19:45make for the Captain Jack a bit, which is which is quite good
- 2:19:48because he gives us good as he gets and he feels a little and
- 2:19:50he tasted off the tastes like like water on the duck's back.
- 2:19:55And I could say the I think it's a multipath and the Holy Grail.
- 2:20:00It makes me think of with the teleport, the three times makes
- 2:20:03me think of John, please ring up the hill.
- 2:20:04You're attacking the guards or you just see from each person's
- 2:20:08point of view multiple times until they get back to the face.
- 2:20:12And but I think the ultimate problem, I think, is that we've
- 2:20:16got this talk about the debate and Margaret Blair and Margaret
- 2:20:21says well. You're to live in the royal,
- 2:20:24you're to live in the law, you're my executioners.
- 2:20:27And then the decision, the Doctor's decision, which is
- 2:20:30clearly to take her back, is overridden by the TARDIS.
- 2:20:33So is this the time to say I've always taken you where you need
- 2:20:36to go? And we have a revision of a
- 2:20:39return to the Leisure Hive ending of a of baby Pangol.
- 2:20:43And we have our principal. They'll return to an infant so
- 2:20:46they can grow up again, grow up again and have a new life.
- 2:20:50And whereas I think in this case, because it's clearly she's
- 2:20:52reverting back to a primordial form, I'm not sure it would work
- 2:20:56the same with leisure. So.
- 2:20:58Michael, if you're on the fence, yeah, I could just quote one
- 2:21:02exchange which might sell it for you.
- 2:21:04Are you ready? What did I ever do to you?
- 2:21:07You try to destroy me and this entire planet.
- 2:21:10Apart from that, I mean, come on, it's so funny.
- 2:21:15Yes, I think I go. I go to say I have sweet watch
- 2:21:18Joe now. So yes, I go to keep it.
- 2:21:22Come on, Denise. Let's make it free for free.
- 2:21:25But it's going. Through now anyway.
- 2:21:28Well, it is so so it doesn't really matter so much that I
- 2:21:35mean, I really look forward to seeing this again.
- 2:21:38I've got fond memories of this story.
- 2:21:40It is very funny. Annette Badlands with
- 2:21:44Christopher Eccleston. She is funny.
- 2:21:47She is brilliant. It's great to see such a strong
- 2:21:51older lady character who is capable of being naughty and
- 2:21:56flirtatious and evil and doing all of the things that she does.
- 2:22:01That is great because, you know, there aren't many good parts for
- 2:22:06older women, unfortunately. I mean, yes, I take the point
- 2:22:11that the moral dilemma at the heart of it isn't the conclusion
- 2:22:17isn't reached, but then hopefully it will get people
- 2:22:20thinking on the nature of revenge, mercy and the death
- 2:22:26penalty. Because these are questions that
- 2:22:29people have to figure out for themselves, see where they stand
- 2:22:32on these things because they are relevant to life and they are
- 2:22:36massive subjects. They're covered in Shakespeare.
- 2:22:38They're covered in Greek drama, they've been covered since the
- 2:22:42end of time, so it's a big thing to put into a single 45 minute
- 2:22:47episode. So yeah, I like it, I enjoy
- 2:22:53watching it, but because it's part of a series with a lot of
- 2:22:59good other things in it, it's fallen on the bin side for me,
- 2:23:05I'm afraid. Well said Denise.
- 2:23:07Is it 7th? On your spreadsheet, Sorry, is
- 2:23:11it 7th? On your spreadsheet it is.
- 2:23:13Yes, see, I'm guessing everyone now.
- 2:23:15Have you noticed and we've done 10987, we're going in the
- 2:23:19reverse order of Denise's. Pressure.
- 2:23:22Well, it's going through anyway because Joe and Michael voted it
- 2:23:25through. So Boomtown goes through, right?
- 2:23:29We're down to the last three. Joe, you've got a choice.
- 2:23:32I can't believe some of these are left.
- 2:23:33The last we've got Rose, we've got Empty Child, Doctor Dunces
- 2:23:36and Bad Wolf partying of the way.
- 2:23:37Some real big hitters. I'm going to leave the two big
- 2:23:40two partners to. Our I'd better.
- 2:23:42Go and get myself some. Forlix because it's going to be
- 2:23:44an all nighter voice. No, I'm going to leave the.
- 2:23:49Biggies to Denise and Michael so I'm going to tackle Rose and I
- 2:23:55would like to bin Rose if I may because whilst I think it does
- 2:24:01several things extremely well, especially introducing Doctor
- 2:24:06Who so succinctly in 45 minutes to a new audience, the mystery
- 2:24:12of the Doctor and how that's unpeeled the TARDIS and what it
- 2:24:16does you know introducing Rose to everybody.
- 2:24:20I when I first experienced this story, it was that pirate copy
- 2:24:26that was doing the rounds on the Internet right and I downloaded
- 2:24:30the file but for some reason I couldn't play the video.
- 2:24:32It's a bit like talking to Denise right now.
- 2:24:33I couldn't see it but I could hear it and unlike Denise who I
- 2:24:38love listening to I didn't like the sound of what I was hearing
- 2:24:42at all I thought what is this EastEnders claptrap this car be
- 2:24:45the new Doctor who. Now, admittedly, when I finally
- 2:24:48got to see it, it kind of did make sense a bit more.
- 2:24:52I think the direction is really off.
- 2:24:54Poor Keith Bowick is way out of his depth in this.
- 2:24:58And everything really, from the location work to the pacing to
- 2:25:05the action at the end, everything.
- 2:25:07If you'd have given it to any one of the other directors this
- 2:25:10year, Joe Ahern, Euroslyn, I think it would have been
- 2:25:14absolute gold. But you know, they're finding
- 2:25:16their feet, so I cut them some slack.
- 2:25:20What I really don't like about this is oddly what I do like
- 2:25:25about most of the rest of Russell's time is I don't like
- 2:25:27how the Doctor Who of it. So the Auton invasion, which
- 2:25:31would always be the highlight, right?
- 2:25:33This was the classic Doctor Who story.
- 2:25:35That would absolutely be the highlight.
- 2:25:37Just how it sort of shunted off into a terrible little subplot
- 2:25:40at the end and that dreadful anti plastic conclusion, it just
- 2:25:47feels like no, you know, we've got to do this because it's
- 2:25:49Doctor Who, so we've got to have monsters and we've got to defeat
- 2:25:51them at the end. It all feels very tired and half
- 2:25:54hearted and that's a weird note to start the series on.
- 2:26:00I do like that it's character focused.
- 2:26:01I do think that Eccleston and Piper, whilst feeling their way
- 2:26:05into the roles, are good together on the screen.
- 2:26:09I, it's just, it feels uneasy for me, this, it doesn't feel
- 2:26:14like in compare and contrast to something like Partners in Crime
- 2:26:17when they were running and that's just got pizzazz and
- 2:26:21great comedy and confidence and searing performances, you know,
- 2:26:27and quality direction. Compare that to this and this is
- 2:26:31a bit limp and half hearted. So yeah, it, it does what it
- 2:26:35sets out to do, but it is execution.
- 2:26:38I think it fails. OK, let's go to the comments.
- 2:26:43Daniel Raumsley disagrees with you, Jones says.
- 2:26:46There's a long conversation with her.
- 2:26:48I know, perfect gateway drug into new who.
- 2:26:52Effects and comedy are hit and miss at times, Mickey
- 2:26:54especially, and the Auton invasion feels like an
- 2:26:56afterthought. But it's such a fast, propulsive
- 2:26:59piece of work I never get bored. Piper and Eccleston connect
- 2:27:03instantly. Daniel Knight.
- 2:27:05Good to focus on Billie Piper just as an Unearthly Child focus
- 2:27:08on Ian and Barbara. The autumn plot feels slight and
- 2:27:11was was resolved far too easily. Anti plastic indeed.
- 2:27:14Thank you Daniel, he's so smart. But visually it's a strong
- 2:27:18opener. Visually, Daniel Fast.
- 2:27:20Paced and fun. Oh, you're so hypocrite, Jack
- 2:27:25Coyer says. The shot of Rose discovering the
- 2:27:27TARDIS being bigger on the inside.
- 2:27:29Such a wonderful magic trick to pull off cribbing for an
- 2:27:32unearthly child in the best way. Billy Piper gives Rose a real
- 2:27:35relatability. This is her big chance to ground
- 2:27:38this character before the Doctor starts moving to the limelight,
- 2:27:41and she takes it. Dan Hollingsworth, a great
- 2:27:44opener, some of the old Doctor Who elements but simpler and
- 2:27:46faster. Follows on nicely from survival
- 2:27:49with the real life setting. It was great to have a well
- 2:27:51drawn companion. Let's ignore alt on Mickey and
- 2:27:54the hungry bin. Oh, that alt on Mickey?
- 2:27:59Jason Thompson says making the everyday scary is what the show
- 2:28:02does best. And we still have armies of
- 2:28:03windshield window dummies in shops, so the idea works just as
- 2:28:07well in 2005 as it did in 1970. Eccleston nails the Doctor right
- 2:28:12off the bat and Billy Piper is superb as Rose.
- 2:28:15Big Orange, Michael says, takes a huge page from spearheading
- 2:28:19introducing a new audience to the show while making sure old
- 2:28:22school fans aren't excluded. Excuse me, I just said I was.
- 2:28:27Eccleston is fantastic from the word go though it makes though
- 2:28:30it takes us a while to get to know his doctor.
- 2:28:32Keep it. James H There's an adrenaline
- 2:28:34rush of a story, one rather awful scene and shockingly bad
- 2:28:37visual continuity, but I can forgive it.
- 2:28:40That's keep it for sure. John Arnold Imperfect but
- 2:28:43gripping, moving ridiculously fast and drawing on contemporary
- 2:28:47drama and light entertainment to re establish the series for a
- 2:28:50mass audience. Few other episodes in the show's
- 2:28:52history have achieved their aims so well.
- 2:28:55Andy Parkinson said after the slight disappointment of the TV
- 2:28:58movie. I was really nervous when I sat
- 2:29:00down to watch this. I didn't have worried.
- 2:29:02As soon as Nine grabbed Rose's hand and said run, I punched the
- 2:29:06air with delight. Mark Dodic RTD never does a
- 2:29:09heavyweight opener, but Rose provides a straightforward way
- 2:29:12to draw in viewers old and new and neat amalgam of traditional
- 2:29:16and the modern. And Ross says, bit of a shock on
- 2:29:191st viewing but fantastic when you know what to expect.
- 2:29:22Rose and Jackie are funny and real, but what the hell was Rose
- 2:29:25doing with Mickey? No wonder she jumped in the
- 2:29:28TARDIS. Oh, and they're very beautifully
- 2:29:31smart. Jared Style says rubbish.
- 2:29:34The acting sells it, but everything else degrades it.
- 2:29:37It took itself too seriously considering the overly goofy
- 2:29:39effects and plot points. Shows show newcomers the 11th
- 2:29:44hour first. Well, OK, I'm going to respond
- 2:29:48to Joe. And in the words of the doctor,
- 2:29:50Maya respectfully suggests to you that you shunt.
- 2:29:53Off because please, you don't like boom time but you like this
- 2:29:57bullshit I. Really like Rose.
- 2:30:01Yeah, because it delivers what it's supposed to do.
- 2:30:03It delivers a great, solid introduction to New Who.
- 2:30:07Yes, some of the effects of shonky.
- 2:30:09Yes. Some of the direction is
- 2:30:11lacklustre. Yes, some of the performances
- 2:30:14are off. And Oh my God, yes.
- 2:30:17Auton Mickey sitting in that restaurant looks terrible, even
- 2:30:20though Bill is not making eye contact with him.
- 2:30:23I can't forgive the fact that she can't see that that plastic
- 2:30:26buffoon isn't her boyfriend. But nevertheless, I think
- 2:30:30there's lots going on here. I think so.
- 2:30:33My first reason is I think it's a great beginning and it's a bit
- 2:30:35like the caveman episode in Unearthly Child.
- 2:30:38The plot isn't going to win any awards, but it effortlessly
- 2:30:42does. What it's trying to do is set up
- 2:30:44a new template for the show, which means we're still watching
- 2:30:46it 19 years later. So as simple as that, for my
- 2:30:49first reason, I'm going to leave Michael and Denise to go into
- 2:30:53some of the details because there's some fantastic speeches
- 2:30:55that we get and there's some lovely screen writing.
- 2:30:58I'm going to pick on a couple of auditors for my other two
- 2:31:01reasons. The first one is the music,
- 2:31:03because I'm not going to get another chance to talk about
- 2:31:05Murray. You must be crazy the music in
- 2:31:07this. I am going to talk about Murray.
- 2:31:13Back. I am gonna highlight Murray here
- 2:31:18and some of the people in the comments were saying they were
- 2:31:21nervous before sitting down. I was nervous before sitting
- 2:31:23down, saying what they gonna do with the theme music.
- 2:31:26It's so integral to doctor. Will they land it?
- 2:31:28Will it remind me of dealer Derbyshire?
- 2:31:30It's gonna have the wrong grain of theme, and it does.
- 2:31:32I think the Murray Gold rendition of that opening theme
- 2:31:37is magnificent. I mean, plumbing, like you
- 2:31:40couldn't move in 2000 and five, 2006 for hearing that theme
- 2:31:43everywhere. It absolutely captures Doctor
- 2:31:45and I think he does a brilliant job.
- 2:31:47And yeah, I do like the music in the rest of the episode.
- 2:31:50I love. You quite like a gay disco, so I
- 2:31:53get. I do quite like a gay disco, and
- 2:31:55I love a bit of Kef McCulloch, so put.
- 2:31:56The fusion of those two things is Murray's score in this first
- 2:32:00episode. I love that montage at the
- 2:32:02beginning. Look how important music is to
- 2:32:04to the So The Stars show, which is very different to what we had
- 2:32:07in Doctor before. The opening couple of minutes
- 2:32:09are just silence. It's just a montage of of Roses
- 2:32:13and Mickey's life together with Murray's goal just pumping out.
- 2:32:17I love it. And even the fact when Rose goes
- 2:32:19into Henrix the music is still playing.
- 2:32:22But at that point it's background music in the shop,
- 2:32:24and when she comes back out the shop, it's playing at full beat.
- 2:32:27Again, just to show. It's as bad as lift music, yeah.
- 2:32:31I knew as the words were coming out of my mouth, I thought, I'm
- 2:32:34giving him an in here. I love it.
- 2:32:38It's loud and bombastic and it just sets the tone and it's
- 2:32:41playing right the way to the moment when she descends on the
- 2:32:44lift and the bell for the lift hits basement and then it just
- 2:32:48completely cuts dead and we're into a creepy silence.
- 2:32:51And I just think they use the music really well.
- 2:32:53I love that bombastic theme. When it comes back again, when
- 2:32:56the Doctor and Rose take them, you know, walk hand or run hand
- 2:32:59in hand across Westminster Bridge, I think it's glorious.
- 2:33:02That's said to me, Doctor Who is absolutely back.
- 2:33:04It's full of life, energy and pace.
- 2:33:07The final reason I'm going to pick on it is the production
- 2:33:11design. Now, I think there is so much
- 2:33:14care and effort being taken here.
- 2:33:16That just shows what the commitment to the show is.
- 2:33:18And I'm not just talking about the big sets like the TARDIS,
- 2:33:21but there's just lots of little details here though when you
- 2:33:25watch it through a few times. I'm not excusing Keith Boag's
- 2:33:28direction in this, but they're just little examples of
- 2:33:31production design that show me how much they're caring about
- 2:33:34what they're doing. About that electric pink bedroom
- 2:33:36that she's got. Let's let's move on from it.
- 2:33:40Well, that's very Jackie, to be fair, though, isn't it?
- 2:33:42But it's very Jackie. The first one is a really small
- 2:33:47thing, the nameplate on Wilson's office door.
- 2:33:50When Rose goes down to the basement, he's the store
- 2:33:52electrician. We never see him, but he's got a
- 2:33:54nameplate that gives him the title CEO.
- 2:33:58Obviously he's just having a joke at his expense.
- 2:34:00He wants to be seen as the chief executive.
- 2:34:03But you know what? What other show will give you
- 2:34:05that kind of character detail in just a name play?
- 2:34:08They're giving this a lot of thought.
- 2:34:09They didn't need to do stuff like that.
- 2:34:11So much thought has gone into this.
- 2:34:12When we come into the Tilers flat, what do you see in the
- 2:34:15hallway? You see all the paint stripes
- 2:34:17where we're supposed to think they've stripped back the the
- 2:34:19paint and they're looking like new colours to paint the walls,
- 2:34:22I thought. They should just finish painting
- 2:34:24it when they shot it. So cynical.
- 2:34:27How can you? How can you forgive the things
- 2:34:29you forgive? Stephen Moffett you criticise.
- 2:34:32How dare you? I just think it's really
- 2:34:34thoughtful. When Rose bends down to the cat
- 2:34:36flap, you see the front door key on the bit of string where
- 2:34:39presumably they've pulled it through that it's just little.
- 2:34:41Details like that. I keep doing this but that's
- 2:34:44dreadful backdrop when they open the door, which is supposed to
- 2:34:47be outside, it's. So awful.
- 2:34:50Come back, Barry, let's with your CSO.
- 2:34:53Yeah, it's a little bit terror of the Autumns at that moment
- 2:34:55just now. But yeah, I just think there is
- 2:34:58so much good in the production design.
- 2:35:00The rooms look busy and cluttered and lived in.
- 2:35:02I just think it's endemic of a show that's trying really hard.
- 2:35:06So sod you, Joe Ford. I'm putting it through.
- 2:35:09Denise, come on. Come to my.
- 2:35:11Come to my support please. Oh, it's going to be higher than
- 2:35:14because we've done 10/9, 8:00 and 7:00 so far.
- 2:35:17So so the. Lowest it can be is 6.
- 2:35:19But it depends where she draws a line for throwing out.
- 2:35:21Find out. Well, Rose, yes, I mean, what an
- 2:35:27opening sequence with the music, with Rosie's life.
- 2:35:33I mean, I still maintain that she was a bit scruffily dressed
- 2:35:36to be working in a posh department store because she
- 2:35:42just goes up, goes to work in AT shirt, hoodie and a pair of
- 2:35:45jeans. I think they want to put her in
- 2:35:47a designer skirt and some heels or something like that, you
- 2:35:51know, especially if she's working in the fashion rooms.
- 2:35:53But anyway, it comes in handy because she has to run a lot
- 2:35:57later. So she had been.
- 2:35:58Wearing the tight. Skirt and the heels and she
- 2:36:01probably wouldn't have survived past the end of the episode.
- 2:36:06I think it was a genius choice of aliens to bring back because
- 2:36:10they've got the spookiness and it's a concept that hasn't
- 2:36:14really dated because like you say, we still have shop window
- 2:36:17dummies. And so the old school fans would
- 2:36:22see it and recognize it and know what they were dealing with at
- 2:36:25once. And at the same time, it's still
- 2:36:28something that could freak out new, younger viewers.
- 2:36:31I was noticing that one of the dummies in the basement and I've
- 2:36:34never noticed this before. One of them has got moob.
- 2:36:39Did you notice that? It's got what?
- 2:36:41Sorry. Got Moobs?
- 2:36:44One of them. Finally, I can't I can buy into.
- 2:36:51No, I've not noticed that. I was just like, OK, what's
- 2:36:55going on with that one? It's not a lady, dummy.
- 2:36:59OK then. They they had a bit of over
- 2:37:02excessive plastic that day. That's the.
- 2:37:04Detail that Rod was talking about.
- 2:37:06Exactly, that's the one I should have.
- 2:37:08Can I add that to my description?
- 2:37:10The moves on the autumn were fantastic.
- 2:37:15And then there's the character of Clive, of course, who is
- 2:37:18basically us or Box Moulder or anybody who's, you know, got
- 2:37:25into the Internet in the years between the show finishing and
- 2:37:28the show starting up again. Rose herself not afraid to
- 2:37:32challenge the Doctor. She asks intelligent questions
- 2:37:38and she saves the day and you know, because it's her who
- 2:37:42manages to fling the anti plastic into the nestines pot at
- 2:37:46the end. And you know that funny, stupid
- 2:37:51moment where the Doctor hasn't figured out the London Eye?
- 2:37:54It's the, it's the antenna that's broadcasting.
- 2:38:00Yeah. So there are some great moments.
- 2:38:03There are, of course. Yeah.
- 2:38:05The horrendous plastic Mickey and the belching bin again.
- 2:38:10Yes. You have to think, yeah, you've
- 2:38:12got a drawer in the 5-6 year olds.
- 2:38:14You've got to build a future audience with some broad strokes
- 2:38:17of comedy. Yeah, but I love Rose.
- 2:38:22It makes me happy. I would like to push it through,
- 2:38:25please. Thank you very much.
- 2:38:26Yay. Excellent.
- 2:38:28And Joe, I was just realizing when Denise was talking about
- 2:38:31Clive there, I can't believe when I was extolling the the
- 2:38:35benefits of the production design that you didn't pick up
- 2:38:38the most terrible Photoshopping or pictures of Christopher
- 2:38:42Ecclestone into pictures of the assassination of Kennedy, which
- 2:38:46is possibly the worst Photoshopping ever.
- 2:38:49I can't. Believe that part of your
- 2:38:52argument was that you know the extreme amounts of detail in
- 2:38:56this production when that fucking altar Mickey is in it
- 2:38:59like unbelievable. Michael, please, you've got the
- 2:39:03You're the decider here. Right.
- 2:39:08Oh, no, wait. It's.
- 2:39:09Going it's going through it through sorry, go it through
- 2:39:12it's 22 pluses, it's coming. Through Well, yeah, you might
- 2:39:15get a clean sweep. Well, yeah, well, it's one of
- 2:39:22those I was on the fence of again.
- 2:39:24And my first thing, one of the first things that strikes me is
- 2:39:27why is Rose's bedroom looked like it's been designed by by a
- 2:39:31set designer who's gone down right.
- 2:39:33I'll read the teenage boys naughty book, naughty book
- 2:39:36descriptions of girls bedrooms. And to draw it from that,
- 2:39:41there's that montage at the start which makes me fit, which
- 2:39:44reminded me of an Alfred Hitchcock film called Rich and
- 2:39:46Strange, which establishes the mundanity of every day of of
- 2:39:49this couple's everyday life. And that's the best bit of that
- 2:39:52film. And unfortunately,
- 2:39:54unfortunately, that's not the best bit of Rose that opening
- 2:39:57shot. However, this is going to this
- 2:40:01is going to be a bit it just. But while I was talking about
- 2:40:11how we tried to Eccleston's goofing in other episodes, all
- 2:40:14that. The business with the plastic
- 2:40:15arm is just oh, it's sub Chuckle brothers.
- 2:40:20It's that you know, it's that that painful to watch plastic
- 2:40:25Mickey, considering you're in 1970.
- 2:40:29They did the facsimiles so well by just rubbing Vaseline all
- 2:40:32over you Buryden and various actors.
- 2:40:36How is it we've got it? We've in 2005.
- 2:40:41We've got the most obviously plastic design.
- 2:40:45She doesn't even comment that he's completely lost the ability
- 2:40:48to learn how to drive. Unless of course every time he
- 2:40:50goes to the puppy has a skin full and still insists on
- 2:40:53driving home so she just thinks that's how he drives.
- 2:40:55Or the ability to talk. Sugar, sugar, sweetheart,
- 2:40:58darling. He's he's unhealthy obsession
- 2:41:02with pizza and you just there's. Nothing unhealthy about pizza
- 2:41:07all. Right, it's a night today.
- 2:41:12And the just two convenience anti plastic, the first solution
- 2:41:17to the nesting. The direction is just diabolical
- 2:41:26at this point. I did particularly warm to to
- 2:41:28Jackie. I think she's a bit I won't say
- 2:41:31condescending, but when she's when she's getting oh, it's
- 2:41:33giving you airs and graces. Hang on, surely, surely putting
- 2:41:37her in the getting her in the more marketplace to work is
- 2:41:40better for Rose to give her more opportunity.
- 2:41:42So that seems a bit seems a bit seems a bit off to what we like
- 2:41:46to see the character develop on so but oh, it just and to say
- 2:41:52it's Vicky's not very well characterized here.
- 2:41:54He just seems like a neglectful boyfriend.
- 2:41:56So why are they together? Ian Knowles not doing a very
- 2:42:00good performance here, so he could say it's quite early in
- 2:42:03the season in production. And I said what the roses
- 2:42:10reveal, the tiles interior, that's good, but there's just
- 2:42:13too much of it for a season launch and not just a season
- 2:42:17like a complete relaunch. It needs to needs to be on the
- 2:42:20board and it's just not. OK, but it's going through
- 2:42:24anyway if. That's what we're doing,
- 2:42:26Convenient and easy resolutions. I just so happened to have a
- 2:42:29vial of anti rolts here. OK, on to the biggies.
- 2:42:38Right. We are left with the two.
- 2:42:39Well, are they or are they not? We don't know how how it's going
- 2:42:42to go. We know they're not in Denise's
- 2:42:44bottom yet, but I could have worded that a little bit more.
- 2:42:48Alec. Nothing.
- 2:42:49But. Hey, it's getting on.
- 2:42:51Denise, let's turn to you. Pick your story from Empty
- 2:42:54Child, Doctor Dances, or Bad Wolf, Parting of the Wild.
- 2:42:58Gosh. OK, well shall we talk about the
- 2:43:01empty child and the doctor dances?
- 2:43:04Go for it please. I mean, I am not the biggest fan
- 2:43:10of Steven Moffett, but this is the exception that proves the
- 2:43:17rule. Because I absolutely love these
- 2:43:22two stories. It is like the Kensian
- 2:43:26masterpiece with the range of characters the Atmos plays after
- 2:43:32dark in the blackout. It's absolutely superb.
- 2:43:40Rose asking the Doctor to give her some Spock, the conversation
- 2:43:48with the cat. All of these little moments that
- 2:43:51Heather from EastEnders is playing the butcher's wife, the
- 2:43:58character of Nancy. She's a brilliant creation.
- 2:44:02She could be in an E Nesbit novel.
- 2:44:04She is so, so good. And the children, the child
- 2:44:10actors performances, usually they can be very irritating, but
- 2:44:13they were all absolutely pitch perfect.
- 2:44:17Really nice little band of urchins, ordinary kids, the hint
- 2:44:24of the darkness of what happened to some of them when they were
- 2:44:26evacuated. But it didn't go too deeply into
- 2:44:30that. Richard Wilson playing Doctor
- 2:44:32Constantine, The doctor telling the empty child to go to its
- 2:44:39room. It's what a story.
- 2:44:47The Doctor blowing up weapons factories.
- 2:44:52Are you my mummy? And then there's this wonderful,
- 2:44:55wonderful moment when they're in the empty child's room where
- 2:44:58they were with all his drawings on the wall and everything, and
- 2:45:01they're all of his mummy. And it's like, are you my mummy?
- 2:45:06And Rose just asked the question, why doesn't he know?
- 2:45:10Why don't, why doesn't he know who his mummy is?
- 2:45:12And that was like to me that's, I mean, she'd done similar
- 2:45:16things before, but that is a ground breaking moment in Doctor
- 2:45:19Who where the companion isn't just wondering, however genius
- 2:45:24they are supposed to be, isn't just following the Doctor around
- 2:45:27saying, what's that Doctor? What's this Doctor?
- 2:45:30What should we do now, Doctor? She's someone who's actually
- 2:45:33getting to the heart of the problem.
- 2:45:36You know, why doesn't this kid know who his mummy is?
- 2:45:42The scene between Nancy and the butcher later on where she knows
- 2:45:47why he's got a little bit more than his family is entitled to
- 2:45:51on the Russian book. And there it is.
- 2:45:53There's the sweat on your brow that is such a moment.
- 2:45:59He's had some extra sausage from the butcher.
- 2:46:02Quite. Literally.
- 2:46:03Quite literally. And everybody lives in the end,
- 2:46:10and there's this old lady who's going to have to explain her the
- 2:46:14quantity of leg she has for the rest of her life.
- 2:46:20It is, you know, a happy ending. They even managed to rescue
- 2:46:24Captain Jack. The doctor's happy.
- 2:46:27The Doctor feels some relief from redemption through getting
- 2:46:32through this story. I think it is fabulous.
- 2:46:36Brilliant. Let us go to the comments.
- 2:46:39Service Kids 74 says by far and away the best two episodes of
- 2:46:43Eccleston's tenure. All the right ingredients for a
- 2:46:45classic Who story and beautifully acted.
- 2:46:48Garrett Bowley says worst story here.
- 2:46:51Nothing much happens in two entire episodes.
- 2:46:54The start of the reset switch storytelling that were plague
- 2:46:57later years. Crikey, quite a contentious
- 2:46:59comment from Gareth, Jack Coyer says one of the greatest Doctor
- 2:47:03Who stories of all time. Everybody lives as the perfect
- 2:47:05way to end this story after their darkest day.
- 2:47:08A brief moment of respite. The 9th Doctor gets to be warm,
- 2:47:11sincere and heroic, offset by the cunning and cheeky Captain
- 2:47:14Jack. He proves worthy of a place on
- 2:47:16the TARDIS and gives the Series A new breath of air as we hurtle
- 2:47:20to the finish. James Lark Sometimes it's all
- 2:47:23right to be obvious. This really is the best.
- 2:47:26Instantly iconic, it makes Doctor Who properly scary but
- 2:47:29with wit and thrills to spare. This nails the 45 minute format
- 2:47:33so many of these stories struggle with and gives us a
- 2:47:36belt in two parter. Harold of Creation says I didn't
- 2:47:39like this, but that probably stems from watching with my wife
- 2:47:42and daughter, and this one went a bit too far for family
- 2:47:45viewing. Andy Parkinson, just wow.
- 2:47:48Are You My Mummy? Was creepy as balls and in the
- 2:47:52best tradition of Doctor Who and must have had kids scurrying
- 2:47:56behind the sofa. Captain Jack was wonderfully
- 2:47:58camp on Oct. Possibly the best story in the
- 2:48:01first series. Jason Thompson says a real
- 2:48:03highlight of the entire run. Atmospheric.
- 2:48:06A creepy monster. A superb guest star in Florence
- 2:48:08Hoth as Nancy. A clever cliffhanger resolution
- 2:48:11that not only makes sense in the context of threat, but leads to
- 2:48:14further danger ahead. Keep it at all costs.
- 2:48:18James H Really everything Moffett is in this one.
- 2:48:21Crass sex jokes, Underage sexuality, internally
- 2:48:25inconsistent, but it's salvage by Richard Wilson's performance
- 2:48:29that shows just how good an actor he is.
- 2:48:30Shane Jack is completely rewritten after this bin.
- 2:48:34James H does like to be contentious.
- 2:48:36Big Orange, my big orange Michael says the debut of Steven
- 2:48:39Moffitt is a superlative 2 part story the straddles the line
- 2:48:43between modern and classic Who perfectly close to perfect.
- 2:48:46Keep it. Ian Winston.
- 2:48:48One of the best episodes in the show's history.
- 2:48:50An iconic monster, great dialogue, horror and just the
- 2:48:53most wonderful performance from Florence.
- 2:48:56Hoof, there it is, the sweat on your brow.
- 2:48:59Daniel Rawnsley says no sex, please, we're Doctor Who.
- 2:49:03Seriously, though, this is drenched in romance and sex,
- 2:49:06full of questions the show's never really asked before Jack
- 2:49:09and the Doctor tossing a banana around.
- 2:49:11It helps that it's also completely effing terrifying
- 2:49:14with that child's cry that scared the nation.
- 2:49:16Like it or not, it's Moffett's mission statement for Doctor
- 2:49:19Who. And, somewhat ambiguously, Tom
- 2:49:24Newsom ends with a sign of what the show will become.
- 2:49:27You. Could take that in whichever way
- 2:49:30you want. Let's go to Michael.
- 2:49:33So Denise loves it, Michael. Oh, this one's definitely going
- 2:49:37through. Without a shadow of a doubt.
- 2:49:41It's got, it's got oodles and oodles and oodles of atmosphere.
- 2:49:45It's it's doing exactly what RTD wanted to do when he was
- 2:49:49setting, setting up his visual statement.
- 2:49:52He's basing the Buffy templates is that we've got all those big
- 2:49:55iconic moments. So we've got Big Ben, we've got.
- 2:49:58So we've got, we've got like, yeah, the visual iconic.
- 2:50:02So we've got the set. Yeah.
- 2:50:03We've got Whit's London, got the air raid, got the barrage
- 2:50:07balloons. We have the world's longest one
- 2:50:09minute of a clock. Bobby's got we've got the gas
- 2:50:14masks. It's just so how we've got all
- 2:50:17that, we've got all the picture postcard images you want, which
- 2:50:20is where you wanted to put us the selling points, but it's got
- 2:50:24much more subjects to that. It's interesting how we have a
- 2:50:28story which would likely be in the 1980s EastEnders episode in
- 2:50:32regards to Nancy, but mixed into the 1940s atmosphere with the
- 2:50:37out with the added, with the added increased term prejudice
- 2:50:41towards a single to say an underage single mother who goes
- 2:50:46into hiding and leaving lies to her sibling lies, lies to her
- 2:50:49offspring. Captain Jack is at his best
- 2:50:53here. He's much better when he's The
- 2:50:55Tonight, when he's the conniving, slightly dangerous
- 2:50:58dubious con man rather than the rather than the big innuendo
- 2:51:03machine he becomes later on. And it's interesting how well
- 2:51:07that Eccleston and Barrowman perform on screen together.
- 2:51:11You wouldn't know those behind the screen tension of how we're
- 2:51:13annoyed Ecclestone was getting I was getting with John for
- 2:51:15getting a little Johnny out all the time and we'll send it.
- 2:51:22It's just it's it's got a brilliant cliffhanger and the
- 2:51:25resolution works. It works.
- 2:51:27It builds to it. It's built on the logic itself.
- 2:51:29And that's another Christopher HPP moments of Vine.
- 2:51:31I could see BB good. Oh yes, that works.
- 2:51:34Oh, that's that. This.
- 2:51:37Is the only Moffett resolution to a cliffhanger?
- 2:51:39I think he would ever say that so, but yeah.
- 2:51:42Yes, you're probably right there.
- 2:51:44But the transformation of Richard Wilson into the empty
- 2:51:47child is just, is still quite, it's still quite chilling.
- 2:51:52The air raid. Oh, well, it's the 2005
- 2:51:55equivalent of Perth we CSO. And so it's, yeah, that doesn't
- 2:52:01stand up very well. But that's, it's a little bit
- 2:52:04more difficult when you have to recreate something of an age
- 2:52:08rather than something Spacey. So I might give them a bit away.
- 2:52:10But yeah, it's going through. Brilliant.
- 2:52:13So, talking of big innuendo machines, Joe Ford.
- 2:52:17Hello, hello. I would like you to rewind the
- 2:52:20episode about 10 minutes and listen to everything that Denise
- 2:52:25said because essentially it was my perfect summation of these
- 2:52:30two parts. Like literally every single
- 2:52:33usually there's something I'll disagree with every single point
- 2:52:35that you made, Denise. It's exactly how I feel about
- 2:52:38this story. So to not labour the point more,
- 2:52:41I just want to talk about 3 individual moments that I love.
- 2:52:45One is just that, the sheer class and style.
- 2:52:49When we go down into that underground gentlemen's club and
- 2:52:52the atmosphere down there with a woman singing, it's just such a
- 2:52:57classy moment. I was like OK, we're in a sort
- 2:52:59of another level with these two-part now in terms of
- 2:53:02atmosphere. My second is the bit where the
- 2:53:08the full Vista of London is revealed when she's on the
- 2:53:11barrage balloon. And you know what?
- 2:53:12The CGI doesn't entirely hold up because it dates worse than
- 2:53:15anything, but it's like a beautifully painted it's like a
- 2:53:18romantic picture of London in the Blitz with the barrage
- 2:53:22balloons and the lights going up.
- 2:53:24It is just visually gorgeous. I don't think it even held up
- 2:53:28then, if I'm honest. But as an image, it is so
- 2:53:31potent. And the last one is I rat on
- 2:53:36Steven Moffett and his plotting all the time because I think.
- 2:53:39You don't, do you? He makes up the rules a lot
- 2:53:42later on, he makes his own rules and so we can just do anything
- 2:53:47and and that isn't playing fair with the audience.
- 2:53:50But with this story, it is so skillfully plotted that the
- 2:53:55answer that we needed has been staring us in the face from the
- 2:53:59beginning of the story. Are you my mummy?
- 2:54:02And the moment when we realize that an audience we've been so
- 2:54:06fucking stupid to not realize that as he comes through on the
- 2:54:10railroad, the plot just locks into place in the most sublime
- 2:54:15way you can imagine. I got chills from the plotting,
- 2:54:19let alone the emotions of the scene.
- 2:54:20I was like how has I played like this?
- 2:54:22And when she goes yes I am your mummy.
- 2:54:24I was like, of course you are. How did I not see it until?
- 2:54:28This Oh, that's a that's pure Terrance Dicks, that is.
- 2:54:31It's come on. Yes, but only once you've
- 2:54:33revealed. It.
- 2:54:34Now look if we've got a story where both bid Mead and Dicks
- 2:54:37will be on the same. Page.
- 2:54:39Something right, OK. It is.
- 2:54:43It's almost my favorite of the year.
- 2:54:45It is a brilliant Doctor Who story.
- 2:54:48It is absolutely one of Steven Muffet's best.
- 2:54:52Frankly, you should have given up, because he never did.
- 2:54:54He didn't do much better than this later on, and he certainly
- 2:54:57did a million times worse. So it is gorgeous.
- 2:55:01Yes, please. I love the way you always
- 2:55:03appraise Moffett with faint praise, Joe, a man who's find a
- 2:55:07negative to every. Positive.
- 2:55:09I have just given his plotting their highest appraisal you have
- 2:55:13possibly give it. You have laced with plenty of.
- 2:55:15Negatives. Well, of course I'm going to put
- 2:55:19this through. Who wouldn't put it through?
- 2:55:20You've all said everything I was expecting all to say about all
- 2:55:24the plotting, which is just superlative.
- 2:55:28I mean, it's just so you're right, Joe, this you watch this
- 2:55:31episode and it absolutely takes it up to another level and you
- 2:55:34really feel that this series is completely finding its stride at
- 2:55:38this point. I'm just going to pick on three
- 2:55:41quickly, just three kind of visual cues.
- 2:55:44The first one, the gas mask. I mean, what an inspired idea
- 2:55:48straight away. Obviously it sells the World War
- 2:55:502 setting, but because those kind of solar size and the
- 2:55:54extended mouth, it kind of gives the wearer a real inhuman
- 2:55:57quality. But more than like a Cyberman
- 2:55:59with the mask, you never lose fact to the sight.
- 2:56:03There's a person underneath because you can see their
- 2:56:05everyday clothes underneath. So it's just such a clever idea
- 2:56:08and of course it leaves that brilliant transformation he
- 2:56:10talks about for Richard Wilson. But it's also a really
- 2:56:13disturbing image when when the doctor examines all the patients
- 2:56:17and realise the gas mask is is fused to their face, That's
- 2:56:20really disturbing and creates a real sense of claustrophobia in
- 2:56:24the viewer. Imagine having that welded to
- 2:56:26your face. And the other thing that gas
- 2:56:28mask does really cleverly is it hides the face.
- 2:56:31So when those zombie patients go to attack the Doctor, Rose and
- 2:56:35Jack, it's not they're not having to do zombie acting,
- 2:56:39which we get in like New Earth and Amy's Choice.
- 2:56:41It can look a bit comical when people are rolling their eyes
- 2:56:45because the face is covered. You get all the scares with none
- 2:56:48of the nonsense. So I think the gas mask
- 2:56:50absolutely inspired idea Joe and Michael both talks about.
- 2:56:54And Denise, the London skyline, it looks fabulous.
- 2:56:58It looks beautiful. Yes, Rose hanging about on a bit
- 2:57:00of string doesn't work. You're right, Joey didn't work
- 2:57:03at the time. But when you're surrounded by
- 2:57:04the rest of that Vista with the bombs, the zeppelins, the
- 2:57:07planes, that works for me. So I'm absolutely going to
- 2:57:10forgive the hanging out the Rose.
- 2:57:13I think Michael said it was picture postcard didn't.
- 2:57:15It it is absolutely. That's what you it is.
- 2:57:17Right it is. And what better picture perfect
- 2:57:19picture postcard for Doctor than having an invisible spaceship
- 2:57:23parked up against big band with the Doctor with with Rose and
- 2:57:26Jack dancing to Glenn Miller in front of big band eyes.
- 2:57:30Beautiful stuff, isn't it? And of course, the whole episode
- 2:57:32is set at night, so you've got that darkness, the sense of
- 2:57:35foreboding all the way through. And the last physical cue is
- 2:57:38Jack's costume and makeup. It's very clever.
- 2:57:41We know right from the off when we meet Jack, he's not
- 2:57:43everything he pretends to be. It's the fact that he looks like
- 2:57:46a, you know, 1940s matinee idol dressed up in his costume.
- 2:57:52It just, it ties in with the fact that he's a con artist and
- 2:57:55really kind of reinforces that he's not who he pretends to be.
- 2:57:59And I love the fact that, you know, he uses that look to
- 2:58:02romance Rose and she completely falls for it.
- 2:58:05But then as soon as his true intentions are revealed and we
- 2:58:08know he's a con artist, he's just dismissive of each scores.
- 2:58:11Like the flag girl. I mean, they don't come back to
- 2:58:14Jack in that way again, which is a shame afterwards.
- 2:58:17But I think the costuming and the makeup is just very subtle
- 2:58:20and very clever, tells you all you need to know about that
- 2:58:23character. So of course it's going through.
- 2:58:25You know, it's such AI think it's such a shame that Moffett
- 2:58:28didn't write for classic Who, because I think this is the
- 2:58:32closest he does to write in a classic dog story in terms of
- 2:58:36pace, in terms of how important the plot is as well as the
- 2:58:40character work. And I think after this, he's
- 2:58:44only writing new series episodes for for good or for real.
- 2:58:48He wrote some brilliant new series, episodes, roles, but
- 2:58:53this is one, this is his one sort of classic whose story and
- 2:58:58it's just perfect. Yeah, you can see this is a four
- 2:59:01party, couldn't you? Right.
- 2:59:03So we're left with Bad Wolf parting of the way.
- 2:59:05It's Michael. Take it away.
- 2:59:08Well having looked up have re watched it my thoughts are this
- 2:59:14one I am going to. Keep.
- 2:59:17But only just now there now you're probably going to say it
- 2:59:23could be really, really pedantic.
- 2:59:25Here is, But The thing is, while the concept of having the killer
- 2:59:32get the killer game station, a killer television studio is a
- 2:59:36fine idea if it's a bit old fashioned even by 2005.
- 2:59:41Yeah, In fact, it's been done in vengeance of Virus in a way.
- 2:59:45But The thing is, I think which is, is that just having
- 2:59:49contemporary shows gone space, he said.
- 2:59:52We have Big Brother in space, Weakest Link in space.
- 2:59:59It dates it and it's a bit too on the nose and I can't remember
- 3:00:05the one. Trinity and Suzanne, what's it?
- 3:00:07What's it called? Oh yes, that's the one, yes.
- 3:00:11Yes, it just feels like it just watch now.
- 3:00:13Oh, that just feels that dates the episode quite badly.
- 3:00:16Whereas if they're done sort of implied parodies it are they not
- 3:00:21work better and. Doesn't though.
- 3:00:26Doesn't any time you do real world references to adults who
- 3:00:30dates it? I think he probably should.
- 3:00:33Date it, you know that's what it was meant.
- 3:00:36Yeah, but the way of facts, but the fact it's supposed to be set
- 3:00:39so Woody Duddy years in the future, it just feels a bit It
- 3:00:43takes us out of it for me and other and the other reason is
- 3:00:51it's it is it gives us a trade which will get reused over and
- 3:00:54over again. We've got our first confed
- 3:00:57companion fake out death. It works better in this one, but
- 3:01:01it becomes to get they overused and again they go through the
- 3:01:05similar trope with a hint of Rose's death the next season.
- 3:01:09And those are my two quibbles against it.
- 3:01:11But otherwise, like I say, it's going, it's going in.
- 3:01:14The Daleks are later once again to be a credible threat.
- 3:01:17And that fight, the final, the assault of the Daleks from the
- 3:01:21telly station, reminds me of all those video games like Warcraft
- 3:01:243, where you have to keep a character alive for 30 minutes
- 3:01:27and you just have to keep throwing everything you've got
- 3:01:30to keep to keep the bad guys from getting your enemy from
- 3:01:34getting your character. And that's exactly what it feels
- 3:01:36like. Doctor just trying to buy time
- 3:01:38for himself. And because the two six Mac and
- 3:01:42year ending is signposted before, it doesn't feel so bad.
- 3:01:46And there's also a consequence to it.
- 3:01:48We may get rid of all the dialects, but it kills the
- 3:01:51Doctor in the process. So it's comes it comes with the
- 3:01:55price. And I wonder how, if the Chris
- 3:01:57had stayed on for a second year, how the alternative ending would
- 3:02:01have, would have, would have panned out.
- 3:02:03Worth noting that the first episode of the new season was
- 3:02:06set in the hospital, so I wonder if that is an echo of an
- 3:02:08original plan. And so the Dalek Empire is well
- 3:02:12realized. And another quibble.
- 3:02:16Is this such a pity? It's not the dialect from Dalek
- 3:02:19finally gone absolutely insane on creating an army of dialect
- 3:02:23in his image to complete the gold metaphor.
- 3:02:28So I love, I love the visual of the of the telecontrol reminds
- 3:02:33me of the film metropolis, the of the robot woman.
- 3:02:38And it's just such a pity to reveal the diets was was exposed
- 3:02:41at the end of Boomtown. But yeah, I'm keeping this one
- 3:02:45in. Brilliant.
- 3:02:47Let's go to the final set of comments.
- 3:02:49Lucy McCall says. I remember being disappointed
- 3:02:51that Bad Wolf was Rose and the vortex energy could be
- 3:02:54transferred by snogging, but then I'm an old fogey and rest
- 3:02:58ignored. James Lark says an uneven
- 3:03:00finale. You could feel the game show
- 3:03:02nonsense aging badly even as it went out, and resolving the
- 3:03:06whole thing with magic is a cop out.
- 3:03:08But to comprehensively tie up so many emotional beats is an
- 3:03:11impressive feat, and it still packs a punch.
- 3:03:14The psychological journey makes sense even if the nuts and bolts
- 3:03:17don't and want a journey. Jason Thompson says I wasn't
- 3:03:20sold on reality shows as a threat, but if you've been this,
- 3:03:23you lose so much gold. A cracking cliffhanger.
- 3:03:26Linda with AYA palpable sense of rising threat.
- 3:03:30The silent exterminate from outside the window.
- 3:03:32Yes, I rolled my eye at the Doctor pulling the vortex energy
- 3:03:35out of Rose with a kiss, but Doctor Who never got the
- 3:03:38adrenaline going the way this episode did.
- 3:03:41Ian Winterton I hate the game show formats but the finale is
- 3:03:45amazing. They survived for me.
- 3:03:48The Doctor tricking Rose and Mickey and Jackie spelled in a
- 3:03:51very intriguing way. Getting back getting her back to
- 3:03:55the future is awesome. And Bad Wolf seems obvious now,
- 3:03:58but it was a great reveal the first time round.
- 3:04:00Only Downer. Goodbye to 9.
- 3:04:02Jack Coyer says one lonely, tortured God has been moping his
- 3:04:06way around the universe, convinced he must go it alone,
- 3:04:08only now to be bailed out by Doctor whose greatest strength,
- 3:04:12the power of friendship. It can bring you back from the
- 3:04:14brink of committing genocide or even death.
- 3:04:17There are, however, no easy solutions.
- 3:04:19Prices must be paid by Jack and the Doctor.
- 3:04:22Andy Parkinson a good romp over two episodes.
- 3:04:25The Doctor saving Rose by absorbing the vortex energy.
- 3:04:28It's a great finale to the Eccleston era.
- 3:04:30Daniel Rawnsley says the Daleks are back, the melodrama is out
- 3:04:33in full force and RTD marvellously pulls all story
- 3:04:37threads together with such panache I can only surrender his
- 3:04:40best spectacular finale. James H.
- 3:04:45Damn, I'm conflicted over this one.
- 3:04:48It's everything It should be on the Dalek side of things.
- 3:04:50Well, mostly everything. It should have been the last
- 3:04:53ever Dalek story, but the resolution is weird and the pop
- 3:04:56culture reference is awful. So bin one but keep two question
- 3:05:00mark. Yeah, sorry, James doesn't work
- 3:05:02like that. In for you, James, Sorry.
- 3:05:05Yeah, Daniel My says passing in the Ways is epic and dark, with
- 3:05:09so many fantastic moments. Barrowman is great in his
- 3:05:12rallying speech, The dialects haven't been this menacing since
- 3:05:14Genesis, and Linda's reaction to the exterminations on Floor Zero
- 3:05:18is so well done. Tom Neeson, One of the most
- 3:05:21exciting bits of TV ever and a lot more brutal than subsequent
- 3:05:25finales. A complete success.
- 3:05:27And the final comment from Ross who Joe you mentioned before
- 3:05:30wasn't enjoying things so much but he loves this so exciting.
- 3:05:33Amazing cliffhanger. Your reality TV stuff was great
- 3:05:37at the time, but it dates terribly now.
- 3:05:39But Linda Daleks hologram tieless, the rescue, the kiss,
- 3:05:43the sad goodbye, the Super exciting hello loveday
- 3:05:47Barcelona. So, Denise, yay or nay?
- 3:05:54Well, it's a big hell yeah from me, yes.
- 3:05:58Yes. Yes, I mean, it's a little
- 3:06:02glimpse back at what TV in the early 20th century was like in
- 3:06:08every possible way. Although of course we still do
- 3:06:11have the weakest link and but the others have seem to have
- 3:06:16gone by the by the controller of the TV station who hasn't been
- 3:06:21human for years. That makes a weird kind of
- 3:06:24sense. Yeah.
- 3:06:28So Duff Entertainment instead of news again.
- 3:06:31That all makes sense. Yeah.
- 3:06:35There it is. Very clever, bringing everything
- 3:06:38together. And I liked that they were back
- 3:06:41on Satellite 5, or Game Station, as it's now called.
- 3:06:44I mean, that's a hark back to the Arcane Space and Revenge of
- 3:06:48the Side of Men, You know, you reusing a few sets.
- 3:06:51And there's nothing wrong with that.
- 3:06:54I love the Doctor coming to get Rose from the Dalek ship.
- 3:06:58The Doctor is called the Oncoming Storm for the first
- 3:07:01time. Yeah.
- 3:07:05Captain Jack's goodbye. Marshalling the troops, sending
- 3:07:10Rose to safety. I mean, the scenes at home.
- 3:07:13What a shift change. But how wonderful are they?
- 3:07:16I mean, Rose trying to articulate what she's been
- 3:07:20through and what she's missing now and what she's thinking
- 3:07:23about. And of course, you know, the
- 3:07:25families thinking well, that, you know, aren't we good enough
- 3:07:29for you now? Isn't this life good enough for
- 3:07:31you anymore? And you can totally get that.
- 3:07:35You know, she doesn't want to hurt them.
- 3:07:37But no, she needs to be back out there in the stars.
- 3:07:40She needs to be out there saving the Doctor.
- 3:07:43And the fact that you can rip open the heart of the TARDIS if
- 3:07:48you have a big enough tow truck, that's a good thing.
- 3:07:53To. Know yeah, it's a perfect series
- 3:07:58finale. I loved Linda with AYI thought
- 3:08:01she was great. And yes, when she was narrating
- 3:08:05and reporting on the deaths of everybody in Floor Zero and and
- 3:08:11in the world as well in her own her own demise.
- 3:08:18I even love Rosie's smeary makeup as her eyes, as she's
- 3:08:23crying, as she used the bad Wolf and brings life and the final
- 3:08:28kiss and the regeneration sequence.
- 3:08:31I mean, they were pitch perfect. So well written.
- 3:08:35So yeah, absolutely. Yes, please.
- 3:08:39Let's put this in. Brilliant.
- 3:08:42I am also. Probably I'm not in.
- 3:08:45Good. I am also very unsurprisingly
- 3:08:48putting this one through. I noticed a theme with our
- 3:08:51listeners comments and also Michael has also picked up on it
- 3:08:54as well. And Denise, you references a lot
- 3:08:57of lot of insults towards the reality and game show.
- 3:09:00So I'm going to pick on Bad Wolf as an episode rather than the
- 3:09:04whole two parts because it's getting a bit of a kicking,
- 3:09:06whereas Parting of the Ways is getting all the praise.
- 3:09:08And I think Bad Wolf is just an equally good episode.
- 3:09:12I don't quite get the lambasting of the reality shows.
- 3:09:16Because the end of the day, in the last two years we've had a
- 3:09:18massive reboot of Big Brother, which is now big back on Sally.
- 3:09:22We've had a reboot of The Weakest Link.
- 3:09:24So two out of three ain't bad guys.
- 3:09:27And if, you know, they're rebooting them now in 2024,
- 3:09:31there's no reason why they won't just won't survive into the
- 3:09:33future. And I love all that kind of
- 3:09:36augmented reality. You know, it's almost like the
- 3:09:40mind right In the mind robbery in 1968, they were trading on
- 3:09:43stories going back to the 17th century.
- 3:09:45Here, Russell's giving us something that's completely up
- 3:09:47to date for 2005. And remember the time this was
- 3:09:50made, they thought this might be the one and only series of
- 3:09:53Doctor whoever for this new regeneration.
- 3:09:55So why not kind of trade on what's relevant now?
- 3:09:57Because it talks to the audience at that time.
- 3:10:00The other reason I think the game shows work really well is
- 3:10:02because it's actually doing what a criticism sized long game for
- 3:10:06a criticized long game with the news station for not showing and
- 3:10:10telling. It was just telling us here
- 3:10:12we're they're actually showing us the game shows.
- 3:10:15They're showing us the pulp that the that the world below is
- 3:10:18being fed upon and come on, this is just a lot of fun.
- 3:10:22Yes, Jack John Barrowman might be channelling pure John
- 3:10:25Barrowman will be standing there naked, pulling the gun out of
- 3:10:28his ass. But you know what?
- 3:10:30It's. Such a lot of fun.
- 3:10:32Who's going to criticize it for that?
- 3:10:34And it allows tension to be built.
- 3:10:36We love the fact the Doctor straight away is kind of
- 3:10:39querying what's going on. Rose just thinks it's a great
- 3:10:42big laugh. She's on Weakest Link with
- 3:10:44Android. She's treated probably like we
- 3:10:46were treated. She's just treating it as a big
- 3:10:48laugh until that first person gets vaporized and then suddenly
- 3:10:52all backs her off. Oh completely.
- 3:10:54Then she realises. Oh.
- 3:10:56Fuck, I'm in danger. She's laughing at Android.
- 3:10:59Why not? It's funny and you're right.
- 3:11:02He gives us Linda with AY the almost companion, far better
- 3:11:05than the lovely Adam, but I won't mention him because
- 3:11:07Michael's blood pressure might go.
- 3:11:09And and finally, it gives us one of the best lines when the
- 3:11:12Doctor shouts the end of the episode.
- 3:11:14I'm coming to get you Rose. That's a defining moment for the
- 3:11:17series. But remember, he's also quoting
- 3:11:19Davina McCall because that's what she always used to say when
- 3:11:22she used to go and collect the contestants.
- 3:11:23They're getting beat out of big. Yeah, exactly.
- 3:11:26So it plays that. So it's a double, double
- 3:11:29meaning. So I love the game shows this,
- 3:11:31it works really well. Second reason in Bad Wolf, I
- 3:11:34love the stuff on Floor 500. They're just regular people.
- 3:11:39They don't know what's going on any more than anybody else.
- 3:11:42I far prefer that rather than having kind of Dalek slaves or
- 3:11:46evil hypnotized people, they're just the ultimate kind of middle
- 3:11:49management. They're confused, they're
- 3:11:51bewildered, they're just following instructions, and
- 3:11:53they're totally inept. And Denise, you're right, the
- 3:11:55nod to the controller is definitely more than a nod to
- 3:11:59the BBC One controller. And isn't it interesting now
- 3:12:03that it's Bad Wolf, that's the corporation behind the
- 3:12:05programming again, president of what's coming along.
- 3:12:09And then my third reason, yes, of course, I'm going to slide in
- 3:12:11quickly. Final episode gives us
- 3:12:13everything we've ever wanted from Doctor.
- 3:12:15High action, millions of dialects, doctrine, companion,
- 3:12:18saving the day. It's magnificent.
- 3:12:20Of course it's going through. Josh over to.
- 3:12:23You add to what everyone said. I mean, once again, Michael
- 3:12:28Anthony, both of you articulated my thoughts brilliantly, so I'll
- 3:12:33lean into three moments again. 1 Russell T Davis is a total
- 3:12:37bastard when he wants to be, and he delivers US one of the most
- 3:12:41gorgeous characters in Linder and the Y And then murders are
- 3:12:45in the most spectacularly horrible way you could possibly
- 3:12:48imagine, and he loves doing this.
- 3:12:50He loves getting you close to people and then pull in the rug
- 3:12:54and that silent Dalek, you know, there's Daleks appear and then
- 3:12:57you hit just see the lights going on and you know what
- 3:13:00they're saying? Oh, it's just there's a suspense
- 3:13:04in that scene. There's so much suspense in
- 3:13:06that. Like Muffins said, Doctor Who
- 3:13:08doesn't really do suspense when he was talking about boom.
- 3:13:10But actually this is a brilliant suspense episode.
- 3:13:14So that's my number one. Rusty Davis is a bastard #2
- 3:13:18Rusty Davis will break your heart.
- 3:13:22I saw Dad shut up. That's how good the Doctor is.
- 3:13:26Those scenes between Jackie and Rose, oh God, they're just
- 3:13:30gorgeous, aren't they, Denise? The one you said about the cafe.
- 3:13:33That's how good the Doctor is. Bringing this down to real
- 3:13:37emotion in a way that the series has never really captured
- 3:13:40before, but heightened to such a level.
- 3:13:42I think those scenes are deliberately shot in a mundane
- 3:13:45way. The rotating chicken and things
- 3:13:47like that. But the emotion is every bit as
- 3:13:51operatic and a stand out as what's going on on Satellite 5.
- 3:13:55Those scenes are extraordinary and for sort of stripped back
- 3:13:59role acting, it's some of the best the show ever gave us.
- 3:14:03And then my third thing is Rusty Davis is going to do things that
- 3:14:07you don't always expect. He gives us a positive
- 3:14:10cliffhanger where the Daleks are shit scared because the Doctors
- 3:14:14come in for them. So suddenly the Doctor's the
- 3:14:16villain and the Daleks, we're rooting for the Daleks now.
- 3:14:19No, it's a wonderful cliffhanger.
- 3:14:20But then he offers up the rarest of thing, a positive
- 3:14:23regeneration as well, where he knows he's got to introduce this
- 3:14:26enormous concept to a whole new generation of kids that are
- 3:14:30watching the show. And so he has the Doctor's say
- 3:14:32to Rose, but really to the kids watching, it's all right, I'm
- 3:14:36going to be different, but it's it's OK.
- 3:14:39And I was magnificent, fantastic.
- 3:14:42And so were you. It's it's a wonderful
- 3:14:44regeneration. This is my favorite of the year.
- 3:14:48This is my favorite culmination of a season.
- 3:14:50This is certainly my favorite last episode that the new series
- 3:14:53has ever delivered. I think it just scores on every
- 3:14:56level you could possibly think it makes the Daleks in Dalek.
- 3:15:01It was a single Dalek, and look how hard that was to defeat.
- 3:15:04And now we're facing an entire army of the buggers, and that's
- 3:15:08terrifying, Michael. And I feel corrected to think of
- 3:15:11this is one of the rare stories where every character who is not
- 3:15:14a regular character is killed. And we do love that, right?
- 3:15:19Fangrok here it is maybe? Probably nearly everything
- 3:15:24written by Eric Saywood. Probably.
- 3:15:27No, it's I think this is perfect Doctor Who.
- 3:15:29For me, it's perfect Russell. Doctor Who and Russell is my
- 3:15:33favorite era of the show, so this is the absolute pinnacle
- 3:15:37for me. Fantastic, right?
- 3:15:41So we get to round two eventually.
- 3:15:43We've only lost three stories. We've lost Father's Day Went
- 3:15:47First, Aliens, London, World War Three and The Long Game.
- 3:15:51So we've got 7 stories left in the pot.
- 3:15:53Don't you worry guys. Round Two's usually about 5
- 3:15:55minutes. So let us spin the magic wheel.
- 3:15:59Cue the camp music Joe. Camp Sinister music a go.
- 3:16:04And we have Rose. Rose plays bad Wolves, Parting
- 3:16:11of the ways. Well, that's an easy one for me.
- 3:16:14Bad Wolf and part in other ways. Yeah, it's an easy one for me to
- 3:16:18say. Bad Wolf, Parting of the Ways,
- 3:16:19Michael. There's an easy choice for me,
- 3:16:22too. Bad wolf.
- 3:16:22Parting of the ways. And Denise?
- 3:16:25Yep, same with. Me.
- 3:16:27OK, so that that was a very simple, we don't like them when
- 3:16:30they're too easy. See you later, Rose, I said you
- 3:16:33were no good. OK, so second round we have the
- 3:16:38Unquiet Dead plays. The Empty Child Doctor Dancers
- 3:16:43was an easy one for me. Empty Child Doctor Dancers for
- 3:16:45numerous reasons which I won't reiterate, but Steven Moffett.
- 3:16:49Yay. Michael.
- 3:16:52Empty child doctor dancers. Denise.
- 3:16:55Yep, empty child doctor dances. And there's a four way again.
- 3:17:00My God, we've never been so in a cold.
- 3:17:02We have on what's going on. OK, so the unquiet dead is dead.
- 3:17:09We're very easily stripping these away.
- 3:17:12So the next round is End of the World Plays Empty Child Doctor
- 3:17:25dances. Oh.
- 3:17:27That is tougher for me. Denise, let's start with you.
- 3:17:31OK, well for me it's the empty child and the doctor dances.
- 3:17:36Michael. Empty child doctor dances.
- 3:17:40Joe, you said this was going to be hard for you, so you go next.
- 3:17:43I would choose, I would choose Rusty Davis any day.
- 3:17:49And I think it it, it plays with more tones, more confidently.
- 3:17:53End of the world. Wow.
- 3:17:56I do like to throw a curveball, but that is a curveball.
- 3:18:00I think a little bit too far. It's got to be empty child,
- 3:18:03empty dancers, doesn't it? It's a more whatever intricate
- 3:18:06plot, so sorry, end of the world.
- 3:18:08You have now just fallen. So we're down to four Dalek,
- 3:18:14Empty Child, Boom Town and Bad Wolf.
- 3:18:19That's the joy of the magic wheel.
- 3:18:21So we've got Bad Wolf, Parting of the ways.
- 3:18:25No against Empty Child Doctor Dance.
- 3:18:28I knew this was coming for. Me, it's bad Wolf fine.
- 3:18:31Otherwise, it's absolutely the pinnacle of the season.
- 3:18:35Michael. Empty child doctor dances.
- 3:18:43Denise. OK, well I'm going to have to go
- 3:18:47with the empty child and the doctor dances.
- 3:18:54I'm so torn on this one. I am so torn on this one.
- 3:18:59This is where I know where your allegiance truly is, Moffett or
- 3:19:02babies, it's. Going to be empty child doctors.
- 3:19:07I knew it. I can't believe Bad Wolf has
- 3:19:12fallen. It shouldn't have been in that
- 3:19:13position, but it's gone. Sorry, it has.
- 3:19:17Gone. So.
- 3:19:18That's how bad Rod is. She's a misquote.
- 3:19:22Blame it all on me. So we've got darling plays.
- 3:19:27Oh, for Christ's sake, Darling plays empty child.
- 3:19:30Doctor Dances. Boomtown.
- 3:19:32Is in the final What is going on?
- 3:19:35What is going on? Today's score you go first.
- 3:19:39OK, well for me it's got to be the empty child and the doctor
- 3:19:43dances. Yep, Michael.
- 3:19:46I'm going to have to go with the DS I'm afraid.
- 3:19:49Joe. Yeah, I was sort of on the fence
- 3:19:53with Dalek. So empty child Doctor dancers.
- 3:19:54For sure, and same for me as well.
- 3:19:56So it's a straight 4 for four. Sorry Dalek, you're out.
- 3:19:59So we are left, unbelievably, with the empty child Doctor
- 3:20:03dancers and the shit heap that is Boomtown.
- 3:20:08So I think I'll go first. I think it's probably going to
- 3:20:10be empty child Doctor dancers for me.
- 3:20:13Strangely enough, Denise. I will say and the doctor dance,
- 3:20:21which is. Number one on my spreadsheet we
- 3:20:26got. There in the end.
- 3:20:30Boom, that's good. Don't even put it here.
- 3:20:37It's just going to be empty child Doctor dances.
- 3:20:44I've got to go with the sort of superior character drama and the
- 3:20:48superior comedic story with the best production value.
- 3:20:52So it's got to be Boomtown. No, it's the empty child that
- 3:20:55Doctor dances. I figured we might end here.
- 3:20:58Yeah, we have, and what a superb winner.
- 3:21:02It was a shame to see Bad Wolf partying of the ways go, but
- 3:21:06hey, there's got to be a winner. Fantastic.
- 3:21:10So we have got the end. After the series one marathon,
- 3:21:15we've just got to say thank you to Michael and Denise.
- 3:21:19Would you like to direct people to your social media or would is
- 3:21:22there anything you'd like to promote either of you?
- 3:21:24Let's start with Michael. OK, you can find me on Twitter
- 3:21:29as at Samman Jazz. Will you hear me talk?
- 3:21:33Hear me talk about jazz, Doctor Who crime stories and if you and
- 3:21:38I should be towards the end of the month on my own, my own
- 3:21:41podcast will be starting which is Side Rat Storm which is
- 3:21:45charting my journey into Phantom.
- 3:21:47Oh, sounds very intriguing. Excellent.
- 3:21:50And so, Denise, where can people find you or is there anything
- 3:21:52you'd like to promote? OK, well I am most regularly
- 3:21:58heard on the Track One podcasts with the amazing Mark McManus
- 3:22:03and Psy and Peter and all those other wonderful guys.
- 3:22:08And sometimes I'm on Doctor Who literature podcasts as well with
- 3:22:12the amazing Jason. I'm on Twitter as at Cup of Tea
- 3:22:1869 and I'm on Mastodon and Blue Sky as Denisery.
- 3:22:25But I'm not the most active social media Bunny these days,
- 3:22:30so don't expect great things from me if you do follow me.
- 3:22:33Not a problem. Everyone do go and check out
- 3:22:35Trap one. All of those, including you,
- 3:22:38Denise, all of those fabulous people.
- 3:22:40I mean, as much as I loathe people to say to go and listen
- 3:22:43to something else, but go and listen to that one.
- 3:22:46The best people are on track one.
- 3:22:49Fabulous. So Denise, Michael, thank you so
- 3:22:51much for your contribution tonight.
- 3:22:53It's been. Very nice to be here.
- 3:22:55Through this series Joe next episode we are going to be doing
- 3:22:58series season season 10 jumper with penultimate.
- 3:23:04Season 10, we've done that. We've recorded it, but we we're
- 3:23:08not, we're not telling the macho you're revealing the magic.
- 3:23:13Season 10, you say? I can't wait.
- 3:23:15To do that one. Won't that be new and
- 3:23:17refreshing? Oh my God, had a great year too.
- 3:23:20I I wonder how that's going to end out.
- 3:23:22Are you really looking forward to that one, Joe?
- 3:23:24Very much so. Thank you.
- 3:23:25I sound like I'm auto Mickey though.
- 3:23:27Don't. I pizza.
- 3:23:30You know I'll keep all that in, right?
- 3:23:32Oh. Absolutely, of course you.
- 3:23:33Are. So yeah, the surprise that we've
- 3:23:36no idea how it's going to land Season 10 will be our next
- 3:23:39podcast. So that's it for tonight.
- 3:23:42And all that Joe and I need to say is thank you for listening
- 3:23:45and until next time. Listening.
- 3:23:51Good night everyone. Good.
- 3:23:53Night. The
- 3:24:33the.