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This person REALLY hates Cherry Coke! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: What's crack alike? And this is the big Boss dog
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  Speaker 2: snoopy Diagle, double.
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  Speaker 3: Gigsel dang boom.
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  Speaker 2: What you don't do?
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  Speaker 3: We're not talking about rid ten team, We're not talking
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  Speaker 3: about last year.
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  Speaker 2: It's the one and only does you all the lasts
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  Speaker 2: to ask me?
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  Speaker 3: Big smooth eagle, double gizzle in your face to me
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  Speaker 3: and in the place to be And you're listening to
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  Speaker 3: John Jay and Rich, Wake.
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  Speaker 4: Your ass John Jay and Rich our phone number eight
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  Speaker 4: seven seven nine three seven one O four seven.
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  Speaker 2: The text line you.
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  Speaker 4: Text JJR to whatever you want say to nine sixt
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  Speaker 4: eight A three is Friday today.
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  Speaker 2: God, I love Fridays. Hey, Adam's calling. What's up? Adam?
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  Speaker 2: You're on the air, dude, Madam, I'm Adam. What's up, Madam?
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  Speaker 2: What's up?
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  Speaker 1: John Jay? So I was just calling. I had a
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  Speaker 1: cool segment idea where I got caught up last night
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  Speaker 1: where I was kind of comparing myself to you, where
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  Speaker 1: I was out to dinner with some friends and of
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  Speaker 1: my friends they ordered something like a side of ranch
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  Speaker 1: kind of thing with their wings and they didn't get
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  Speaker 1: their ranch, so they were like, oh my gosh, isn't
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  Speaker 1: it the worst thing every when you don't get your ranch?
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  Speaker 1: And I just looked at him. I was like, I
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  Speaker 1: think it would probably be worse if the cartel like
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  Speaker 1: took your family, you know, and like like a video
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  Speaker 1: of things happening, and you know, like and looked at
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  Speaker 1: me and he goes, dude.
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  Speaker 2: That's literally what John J. Would do. Yeah, but the
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  Speaker 2: way you said it so dry. Yeah, and then you
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  Speaker 2: dip your wings in the ranch. Well, yeah, that's.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of how I am. It is just dry humor
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  Speaker 1: kind of thing, kind of like you were just throwing
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  Speaker 1: those little things like that.
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  Speaker 2: So the new segment is what what's the new segment?
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  Speaker 1: Uh caught yourself in a John J moment?
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, oh god. Yeah. I remember.
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  Speaker 4: One of the first times that happened was that we
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  Speaker 4: were in a meeting with our boss and he said,
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  Speaker 4: he goes, that's one of the worst things ever happened.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, really, what about And I remember
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  Speaker 2: I can't even say.
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  Speaker 4: It was so dark, it was so dark, and then
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  Speaker 4: I go, yeah, I mean I go dark, I can
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  Speaker 4: go really dark, but but.
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember look on his face for a good soul,
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  Speaker 3: admitted oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He was.
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  Speaker 4: I think that's when he started. He could put me
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  Speaker 4: in contact with his shrink, the couple therapy. Yeah, that's right,
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  Speaker 4: I remember that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well yeah, thank you, Adam Mosegment. You got to have
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  Speaker 4: a great day. Thanks for listening. Appreciate you. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: There's nothing worse with him, forget the ranch. Actually there is.
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  Speaker 3: His friend just staring at him all the way.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Speaking to restaurants, rich you said you had something's a
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  Speaker 4: strange drive through story.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think people in general are are stranger now, just
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  Speaker 3: in general. Then they used to be like two years ago.
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  Speaker 3: And uh, my wife loves her a drive through. I
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  Speaker 3: don't like to go to the drive through, but there's
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  Speaker 3: times we're heading somewhere is like, I'm so thirsty, so
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  Speaker 3: can we just stop buy and get a drink. So
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  Speaker 3: we popped by our local taco bell and we get
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  Speaker 3: to the drive through and Stacy says to the drive
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  Speaker 3: through person, Hi, I would like a taco, and do
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  Speaker 3: you have any cherry coke? And the drive through person says,
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  Speaker 3: I would never drink cherry coke. It's disgusting. I can't
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  Speaker 3: imagine anybody would ever get cherry coke. And I said, uh, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: well I was just asking if you had She's like, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we have it. We have a lot of it, but
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  Speaker 3: no bizarre that the drive through person has an opinion.
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  Speaker 2: That okay, yeah, put it on there.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm like, what's happening?
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  Speaker 2: Was it one of those people? Like was Chelsea Handler
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  Speaker 2: handling the microphone? Do it?
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  Speaker 4: They do a bit where the celebrity does a driver.
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  Speaker 3: Regular old non celebrity running the taco bell. But I
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  Speaker 3: guess like hot hot take on the on the menus
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  Speaker 3: menu items cherry, I guess not really like really against
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  Speaker 3: the cherry coke. And I'm like, I wonder if a
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  Speaker 3: people have heard weird things from people just service people
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  Speaker 3: in general through the drive through, Like is anybody bumping
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  Speaker 3: into feared people lately? Because I think people are getting
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  Speaker 3: stranger and stranger.
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  Speaker 2: I sent Kyle of video. Uh, Kyle, you remember this video?
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  Speaker 4: I said you because I thought it was so like
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  Speaker 4: it's a guy, it's a woman to drive through.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: So picture you're the car behind the car to drive through, okay,
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  Speaker 4: and he's a woman. She's driving, and she's got her
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  Speaker 4: foot out the window and the drive through attendant is
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  Speaker 4: like smelling your feet or kissing your feet or something right,
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  Speaker 4: and then she takes her foot, she puts her foot
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  Speaker 4: back in and then the guy hands her her free
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  Speaker 4: bag of McDonald her bag of McDonald's and she got
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  Speaker 4: it for free.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, how does it get to that level?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 2: So quickly? Drive through?
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  Speaker 4: Like I was like, yeah, you walk to McDonald's, helve
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  Speaker 4: bey order, can I think? Yeah, give me a big
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  Speaker 4: Mac and a six peak j McNugget And if.
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  Speaker 2: I let you smell my feet, can I get the
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  Speaker 2: food for free? Yes? You can? Please? Drive through? Like
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  Speaker 2: how did he get probably? Just like because it doesn't
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  Speaker 2: look to me like it's a set up. Video was
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  Speaker 2: like the personal hnd's like, what the heck's going over here?
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  Speaker 2: And they start filming it and.
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  Speaker 3: The girl looks back like, what's your problem?
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  Speaker 2: I get free food? What the hell should.
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  Speaker 3: Field trip?
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  Speaker 2: Field trip we do? How many times you did go
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  Speaker 2: through the drive through?
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  Speaker 4: Like I'd have to go, I'd work the window, I'd
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  Speaker 4: like to apply for job here for what I'd wait
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  Speaker 4: until it col comes to.
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  Speaker 2: The drive through? Do you want them for free? It's
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  Speaker 2: just weird. I remember one time going through.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's dairy queen where I know they take
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  Speaker 4: the ice cream and they dip it for you, they
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  Speaker 4: show you upside down.
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  Speaker 3: Ye yeah, right, yeah, that's for the for the blizzards.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, the blizzards.
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  Speaker 4: But I remember, I thought it was there where they
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  Speaker 4: say if they don't ask for you, if you want
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  Speaker 4: a receipt, you get it free.
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  Speaker 2: You're hear, Dad, that sounds about right, dairy queen, I think, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I remember, and then that's like their thing. Now.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if it's still their thing, but I
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  Speaker 4: remember that I went they didn't ask for my receipt,
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  Speaker 4: and I said, hey, you didn't ask If I get
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  Speaker 4: a receipt, does that mean my ice cream is free?
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  Speaker 2: And they're like, we don't do that anymore. Oh.
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  Speaker 4: I was like wait, wait, no, wait, and then I
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  Speaker 4: left and at the time I checked, and they did
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  Speaker 4: do it.
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  Speaker 2: And that person who was just.
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  Speaker 3: Caught cat I think, because I'm sure they have to
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  Speaker 3: mark that they gave away free ice take it out
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  Speaker 3: of their right.
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  Speaker 2: I was like