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DONKEY: Florida Man Arrested After Trying To Put Pen!s In Horse's Nostril · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Man, I just wanted to know how you came up
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  Speaker 1: with the donkey.
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  Speaker 2: Of the day, because you today there's a bunch of donkeys.
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  Speaker 1: That is why, Charlemagne, if we live a life where
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  Speaker 1: we fighte are tongue based off who we may have seen,
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  Speaker 1: we never would say anything.
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  Speaker 2: Else on the Breakfast Club.
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  Speaker 1: In the words of charlemagnea god, he's a donkey.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, Charlamagne, you've given donkey of the day to who? Now?
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  Speaker 1: Well, Buster rhymes donkey today for Tuesday, January fourteenth goes
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  Speaker 1: to a fifty three year old Florida man named Donald Callaway.
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  Speaker 1: What did younkle Shawla always say about the great state
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  Speaker 1: of Florida. The craziest people in America come from the
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  Speaker 1: Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. Now,
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  Speaker 1: Donald is an animal lover, guys, Okay, yes, an animal lover.
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  Speaker 1: He's getting donkey of today. Tell everyone that Peter to
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  Speaker 1: gather around an animal lover is getting donkey to day today.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fully aware of what an animal lover is. When
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  Speaker 1: I say animal lover, I mean one of those people
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  Speaker 1: who has a fondness for animals and cares for their
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  Speaker 1: well being. Okay, Donald is very fond of animals. Some
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  Speaker 1: animal lovers may also be concerned with animal rights and
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  Speaker 1: the protection of animal species. I don't know if Donald
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  Speaker 1: cares about animal rights, but I would assume he does.
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  Speaker 2: Because of the love and fondness he shows animals.
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  Speaker 1: Ok Peter, folks, that's what it's all about, right, the
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  Speaker 1: love and fondness of animals. I'm interested to see what
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  Speaker 1: Peter thinks of Donald, because you know, Peter goes hard
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  Speaker 1: for animal rights. But I've never heard of anyone in
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  Speaker 1: Peter showing love to animals like Donald does.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I was looking at Peter's position on pets, and Peter
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  Speaker 1: said it loves and respects the animal companions who share
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  Speaker 1: their homes. Well, Donald loves the animal companions that are
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  Speaker 1: all around him, and he shares a lot with them, not.
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  Speaker 2: Just his home. Okay. See a lot of y'all talk
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  Speaker 2: about your love for things, But are you willing to
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  Speaker 2: put it all on the line? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Are you willing to put it all on the line
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  Speaker 1: for these things you claim the love? Would you die
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  Speaker 1: put your love of animals? Would you be willing to
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  Speaker 1: give your life for animal rights?
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  Speaker 3: Much?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Well, are you willing to go to jail for your
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  Speaker 1: love of animals? Because Donald Calloway is in fact ready
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  Speaker 1: to go to jail with his love of animals. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: he loves animals so much that he was willing to
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  Speaker 1: take a penitentiary chance for one.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to hear what he went to jail for.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I will let a police officer from Florida explain
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  Speaker 1: what happened.
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  Speaker 2: Let's listen.
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  Speaker 3: I've done this job my entire adult life, and occasionally
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  Speaker 3: you run across something that you go, come on, man,
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  Speaker 3: that really didn't happen. But it did. I mean, he
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  Speaker 3: even admitted it. And here's what happened. He said, Well,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I had just some sexual frustration. It was
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  Speaker 3: really stupid. It was a dumb thing to do. Donald Callaway,
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  Speaker 3: who's fifty three from Lake Wells, admitted that because he
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  Speaker 3: was trying to do the wild thing with a horse. Oh, mayor.
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  Speaker 3: The mayor was twenty eight years old. She said, nay,
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  Speaker 3: we tried to interview the horse. She said, in my
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  Speaker 3: twenty eight years in a horse, no one's ever done
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  Speaker 3: anything like that to me before, and I hope it
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  Speaker 3: never happens again. That's right. He tried to engage in
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  Speaker 3: inappropriate conduct with a horse, which is clearly against the law.
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  Speaker 3: Right now, he's out the pasture in the county jail.
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  Speaker 1: Florida is the most unseerious, serious place ever. That was
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  Speaker 1: an actual police officer from Florida who interviewed the horse.
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  Speaker 1: He was talking to, tmc Okay Envy. Donald was sexually frustrated,
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  Speaker 1: so he attempted to have sex with a horse. Let
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  Speaker 1: me give you a little bit more details. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad the horse was of age. The horse was
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  Speaker 1: twenty eight, so it's a grown ass horse, okay. But
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  Speaker 1: things were still happening to this horse without the horse's consent.
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  Speaker 1: As far as we know, we all watched mister ed
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  Speaker 1: growing up as a child. If you were born in
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  Speaker 1: the nineteen hundreds, maybe this horse could talk okay, and
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  Speaker 1: she was an adult horse that knew what she wanted.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe Donald calloway had the same power as doctor Dolittle,
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  Speaker 1: and he can understand animals and they can understand him.
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  Speaker 1: So the horse whose name was Raven, fell for his
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  Speaker 1: ris whatever where I was, you know, made Donald pull
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  Speaker 1: his penis out and started boxing the one eyed champ.
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  Speaker 1: Then he started tapping that beef whistle against the horse's nose.
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  Speaker 1: Then he attempted to penetrate said nostrils with his penis. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: he tried to put in the horse's nostrils. Ladies, I
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  Speaker 1: blame y'all. Y'all constantly talking about how you want a
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  Speaker 1: man that's hung like a horse. Well, Donald said, damn,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta see what that's hitting for. But this was
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  Speaker 1: a woman's horse. That didn't make no sense. Now, a
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  Speaker 1: human female body has three perfectly good holes.
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  Speaker 2: Then search your blood sausage in right mouth with gant booty. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: if it's a special occasion in.
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  Speaker 1: A vagiant right, a mare grown female horse has the same.
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  Speaker 1: Wouldn't trust the mouth, okay, horse got teeth, might mistake
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  Speaker 1: you blowney pwinty four carrot, And you need a ladder
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  Speaker 1: to mount that thing from the back unless it's laying down.
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  Speaker 1: So I guess that just leaves the nostrils of the horse. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not judging times.
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  Speaker 2: It's hard out here.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe Donald has had enough for humans and he's trying
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  Speaker 1: to get with the horse because he heard people in
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  Speaker 1: relationships with horses have stable relationships. I don't know, but
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  Speaker 1: I just know that animals, as far as we know,
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  Speaker 1: can't give consent.
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  Speaker 2: Right, as far as we know, no means no.
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  Speaker 1: H In Donald's case, nose means nose, But when it
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  Speaker 1: comes to horses, may means nay. So please give Donald
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  Speaker 1: Callaway the biggest he huh raise, Come on, come.
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  Speaker 2: On, some things obvious. Okay, this is meth head White
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  Speaker 2: all right.
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  Speaker 1: Look, oh my god, exactly like he was on a
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  Speaker 1: set of Shameless.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly. He definitely he walked off the stead of breaking
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  Speaker 2: bad Christ. He looked like four different type of cult
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  Speaker 2: leaders all in the one damn all right, Well, thank
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  Speaker 2: you for that. Donkey Today, sir, that's just crazy.
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  Speaker 1: That's disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody putting no penis and nobody.
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  Speaker 1: Nostrils and the nose though, like then, Donkey Today is
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  Speaker 1: don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on
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  Speaker 1: dot com. And when you mess with the bull, you
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  Speaker 1: get the horns.
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  Speaker 2: Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club