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Wildcards Radio: Breakups, Balconies & Bad Ideas · Wildcards Radio

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The career is more at stake when you and your prom.
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Fuck that paper baby. My face on The Dirty line.
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I've been flying out of town for some Peace of Mind.
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It's like always, they just want Peace of Mind.
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I've been focused on the future. Never all right now, but I'm
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sipping knocking Buchi either pink or brown.
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I'm the one that introduced you to the EU right now.
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Oh my God. That be bad, but all right.
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In the night and it's neat, ain't it, Ain't it, ain't it?
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Are the days just to treat you found for your thirsty, thirsty
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butthole? Sorry, I'm an old motherfucker.
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When I was a kid, I wanted to bang that Lady.
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Oh yeah. Bonnie motherfucking Tyler.
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Shout out to Bonnie. Tyler, I I had to give you a
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shout out, girl. Rest in peace.
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I love you. I I need a hero too.
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Shout out to you, girl. I love you, Bonnie.
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Absolutely nobody. If that's going to be that kind
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of party, I'm going to stick my ticket.
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Yeah, a potato. Yeah, a potato.
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Yeah, a potato is just a fucking gay boiled egg.
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I want you to get yourself in your suit, this man.
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Will make your liver quiver. This.
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Job Turkey. No.
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Job Turkey A bidet is just a drinking fountain for your
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thirsty, thirsty butthole. They say if you're being bitten
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by a dog, stick your finger up at spot and it will release.
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But in my case, I think that's why that dog was biting me in
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the first place. I don't even notice any
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difference between my thumbs anymore.
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patience. You listen.
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It's Wildcats. It's the beginning of the night,
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it's the summertime, it's Thursday, I got my pants off and
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I sing in the summer anthem. What about you?
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Are we going to be kicking it off real soon,
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I got another professor shout out to you.
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New stamp. New stamp, please.
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Same rhythm in his feet. If you need a spot, he's the
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one. Brings the room back up like the
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sun. That's what I said him.
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That's what I said. Him take a.
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Swing nice dams. And he sees the breakout before
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the crack and blink numbers in the left hand design in the
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right Fly.
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Oh goodness gracious Hammy, you there?
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Hello, Mr. Stevie. Are you thirsty tonight There,
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Mr. Stevie? Oh, I'm wicked thirsty, dude.
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I'm wicked thirsty. I just poured a big cup of ice
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water as a chase up for the whiskey tonight my friend.
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Let's go. That's how we got to be, you
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know. Sometimes you gather, you know.
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Sometimes you really got to. I can't tell if the music's
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still playing. It's not supposed to be, but
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it's OK. It's Thursday.
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So Hemi, I was so happy a couple weeks ago when I'm like, yo, I
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got this shit working. It's very inconsistent.
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So go fuck yourself, Elon and Nokia, Bieber or whatever your
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name is. You ain't helping out the cause.
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Damn Bieber even. You know who I'm talking about,
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and you know I don't even know. Nick Guy.
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That guy. 100% that guy. So, so generally Hemi, how we
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sounding right now? We OK.
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We sounding pretty good. I think you sound good.
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OK, 'cause it's intermittent, like what I got to do is like,
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yeah, anyways, I'm not going to explain the bullshit, but that's
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what it is. So it's the summertime.
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Everybody loves the Gully song for the summertime.
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We know that. So shout out to Gully wherever
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you are. This has been a hit.
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I'm at the clubs, I'm at the beach, I'm everywhere and
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they're all like. Gully in a seat, their coast
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energy. Shout out to Gully in your
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stems. Oh, I did the same thing.
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I was like walking around the house today.
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I was like gully, nice day. Honestly, there's a couple
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tracks that we got up here in Wildcards that are kind of
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catchy, you know, like I'll be honest with you, one of my
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favorites is actually a brand new one that I haven't mixed
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down yet, but it's like, it's like this one though.
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My penis on the blog with. I'm walking around town, I'm
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like, which Moody and I, I don't even know what I'm saying.
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And they fucking love that shit. So shout out to our neighborhood
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Latino up in here. Appreciate Mavatos.
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Vatos locos. Forever.
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Forever, Yeah, Hi, Esco, Appreciate you.
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And honestly, you know this, this whatever.
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You know the blockchain, whatever about the blockchain.
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Well, my penis. No, no the blockchain penis.
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No the blockchain 1. On the blockchain with.
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You know, I don't really pay attention to the blockchain
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sometimes, but that song itself really makes me, you know, at
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least enjoy blockchain life a little bit again because it's,
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it's kind of, it's not as exciting as it once was for a
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while. It will be exciting again, but I
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don't know what what. What do you think?
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Oh, about crypto, I don't know. I've been all over the AI stuff,
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man. So crypto's kind of been put a
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put a little to the side for right now, you know what I mean?
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100%. But definitely want to be in the
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AI side of everything right now. I'm just saying.
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Dude the AI side of shit is awesome right now.
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Like Fable is available again. I don't know how long, but like
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dude, like it's crazy. Like my comic book store online,
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right? Like at.
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This by the way. Appreciate you.
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Seriously, there's a long story behind every stage of that, but
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we'll talk about another time. But what I get to do at this
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point is I just take pictures of like the cover of like 1520
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different comics. And then I share my Google Drive
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with my Claude and I'm like, yo, just make some drafts of this
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shit. I'll fix it later and it does
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like 15 minutes later I'm posting and now I have like
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maybe 100 shits up there. And quite honestly, I've done it
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before, but this AI shit has speed that shit up.
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Oh, you fully automated? Are you now professor?
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Getting closer, like honestly, I want to make it better.
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Like I'm trying to like make it so like I can make like a video
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of all the comics I'm thinking about making moves with and then
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just give that to the AI and be like, yo, dude, you know, just
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extrapolate what you need to extrapolate and make it happen.
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You know, honestly. And I think you knew this like,
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maybe like, I don't know, like 5 or 10 years ago.
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Maybe it's Jesus Christ, it's been like 10 years.
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OK, listen, Hemi. So like about 10 years ago, I
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was selling comics like a motherfucker.
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And what was I doing with the money?
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I'm a sucker. I.
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Story time. My dad shout out to Big Al.
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My dad collected comics since the 40s and 50s right?
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So about 10 years ago I, I pulled down like 6 figures easy
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for my pops selling, I don't know, the first appearance of
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Wolverine in the back of the Hulk comic Brave in the bold #28
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when you see Staro fighting the Justice League, you name it.
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Like in in like the legendary list of comics.
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I, I, I had it, I sold it, gave my my dad the money, paid 5
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figures in taxes. The store was going great.
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All on the Internet then to follow suit unfortunately.
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Ironically because it happened when I was a kid too.
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Even though my shits on stilts had a flood.
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Ruins shit loads and it ruins the store that I was running at
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the time because I couldn't fulfill the orders and all my
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everything fucked up. OK.
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But alas, I'm like, shit, it's the summertime right now, right?
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Like I'm painting my house. I'm like, what do I got to do to
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figure some shit out? And besides being called the
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jive Turkey, who's the jive Turkey now?
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I am besides that and you know, dancing with gully stems.
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I'm like, yo, I got to get back on this comic book hustle, so.
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I'm I'm slowly get into I I've made, you know, whatever it's
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been like set up for like a week.
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I've made a sale, you know what I mean?
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But my plan is to just do it like sales, like sales, like
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deals galore, you know, and, and, and move some product like
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I did before. So shout out to comic books that
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they really did like, you know, I it was ridiculous.
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Like it was a perfect timing. I was pulling down like.
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A. Day.
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What's that? You got the calling.
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I had the calling and quite honestly, I'm a sucker.
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I love my dad. I'm like, yo, I got you dad.
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So like banged all that shit out and here we are again.
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So it's like, you know, 10 years later.
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And to summarize, Hemi, it took a lot longer to do it before.
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Now all I got to do take a couple pictures, tell the agent
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like, yo, you know, scrape the Internet and see what's hot.
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And it's like yo, a Lobo movies coming out and you got the first
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appearance of Lobo. Put that shit up.
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I'm like, oh word. So it's like it's, it's a lot
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better at being current and making shit easier, dawg, you
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know? Yeah, trying to trying to find a
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pulse on some stuff that's pretty hard back in the day.
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Well, yeah, and like, you know, I missed out like I underpriced
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myself on some shit because I didn't know what was about to
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pop etcetera, etcetera. Like, you know, Guardians of the
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Galaxy, blah, blah, blah, whatever.
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But like now again, like I didn't know Lobo had a movie
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coming out. Word.
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So yeah, I'll let you boy. Big AL's comics.
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I'm putting first appearance of Lobo up probably for I don't
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know, like I'll go lovely because I didn't get that one
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certified. So I do like $100, but guess
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what? I'm also given stupid ass deals
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so like first time buyers get like 10 or 20%.
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I don't know. You know, if I if I get any DM
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someday I'll like put like a wild cards code up in there for
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like 30% off. I don't care.
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So shout out to the comic book hustle.
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Why the fuck not? And AI has made shit easier.
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I got a question, Stevie, on this stuff.
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It's actually like because I'm curious because obviously the go
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to places to sell stuff like this is going to be these like
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whatever marketplace like eBay and all this stuff work because
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like more eyes, more attention. Do you find it more difficult or
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maybe like the flow of like people being able to find what
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you have on your own website a little difficult?
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Like maybe there needs to be a marketing arm.
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It sucks and I'll tell you why and if you want me to play the
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violin, I will real quick because on eBay is where I, I
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made biz zinc and I had 100% rating for like 2 years
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straight. So like I was like I'm sitting
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there at work and I'm getting like bloop bloop bloop alerts
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all over the place. Like yo, again, like, you know,
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when spider man was popping, I was throwing down hundreds and
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and literally like thousands a day when that shit was popping.
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OK, but a moment ago I mentioned how a little flood at the house
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when that flood happened, I couldn't fulfill like 30 orders
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right. So bullshit happened on eBay.
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My rating went to a fucking piece of cunt.
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And I, I, I'm not, I'm not using eBay.
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If I did, or if I could, I'd be it would be a better hustle
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because there's so much traffic on that shit foot for that.
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On the other end, I got to figure out how to mock it.
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The shit that I have on Shopify, you know, like there are ways to
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do it. I got I got to figure that out a
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little bit better. Like eBay, it did it itself
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basically, you know what I mean? Right now I'm working on like
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these SEO type like agent type shits trying to get that shit
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out there and make it a little bit better But I'm far from as
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efficient or knowledgeable about running that shit on like a
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Shopify as opposed to the E Bizzle.
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So you're using like AI to to do all those SEO stuff and stuff.
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How to improve it? A little bit like, you know,
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like there's again, even on Shopify, there's like a pot
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where you can just like start plugging in the SEO information.
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And so then like after I do a couple bangers, I tell my agent
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I'm like, yo, homie, do me a favor.
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Look at the bangers and make the non bangers bangers too.
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And it does it sometimes, you know, So again, the my marketing
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is shit right now. Like, you know, I've posted a
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couple times on the Twitter, great.
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But you know what? Like honestly?
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And like, even like the agent told me he's like, yo, set up a
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fucking TikTok and make videos because that's how people are
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selling shit right now. Oh my God.
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Good point. Are you used that?
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What's the name of that one app? WhatsApp.
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Have you been getting on there? That's what I yeah, that's what
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it is. Whatnot.
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No, I have not used. Whatnot Dude, Stevie, you would
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actually enjoy go to just download the app whatnot and
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just like peruse through the app.
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It's basically people doing like it's like a countdown timer and
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you can set it up however you want.
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And basically like the more following you have, the more
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people are like are watching and people just slide on the phone
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to bid on fit and they can bid it up in like you can add like 3
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seconds every time someone bids or you can have 10 seconds.
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Like you can do it any way you want.
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You can also have a marketplace over there.
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But this, this is the thing. Everyone has their cut, right?
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Like eBay gets their cut. What not gets their cut.
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And like the way you're doing it, there's no middle man.
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Which which sucks, you know, so you're right, there isn't I'm
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sure. Actually, as I scroll through
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the Shopify, I learned that there's other, you know, tools
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to be able to use to make it happen.
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I I just I got to get in there, but I'm you should DM me the
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name of that that app you just said, because I got to try that
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out. Like for real, because you know,
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again, back in the day it was it was great extra bank.
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I'm trying to figure that out again right now.
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So it would be sweet to get that hustle on big time.
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You know I. Did this with one piece cards
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and he was doing really really well with it and I thought it
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was pretty cool. It's where all my One Piece
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cards actually came from. OK, then.
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Well then. And so you're telling me it's a
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collector's market over there? And they have every category you
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could think of, bro, you could like there's people like buying
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freaking storage units and there's garage sale people.
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There's no shit collectors. There's there's everything that
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anything you could think of. It's the hot, it's the hotness
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right now, man. You get right.
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Get on that. Yeah, I think what is it, Logan
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Paul or Jake Paul? No.
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Look, one of them has a, has a good stake in it, you know.
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That's really good to know. I'm definitely, I'm definitely
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going to get into that for real, because like that was a hustle
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and it was so fulfilling. Right now.
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I made a sale. I'm like yippee.
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And since that one sale, good for me, nothing happening.
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And it's like, well, good for me anyways, because how the fuck
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did somebody stumble upon that shit to begin with?
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So now again, I I, I got to step that shit up.
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Man, yeah, I could see you like doing your wild cards radio on
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that shit and like throwing up. That's what I'm saying bro.
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It suits in the hall. I mean like just a little bit
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because he already has the setup like he already has like the the
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energy and this is what people love over there.
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They want like the the host to be like, cool, you know what I'm
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saying? Like and have it like.
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You know, if I could be cool for just one minute and one day, I
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would be a happy motherfucker. But you know.
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You don't have to throw your face.
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That's the best part bro. You can literally just be
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talking the way you're talking. And then you just put the
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magazine in the in the stand in front of it and then you go, oh,
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this one right here. You get a little background
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starting at this amount and then like you run the clock down and
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people start bidding and then you can customize how that bid
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war works. I'm going to.
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I'm going to do that. But when you said I didn't have
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to show my face, are you insinuating again like you did
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last week on wild cards? On wild cards, wild card,
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bitches. Thank you that I am old.
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You're like Stevie, you old, but you know shit.
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Now this week, it's like Stevie, you don't have to put yourself
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on the camera, wink, wink. But you can rely on your on your
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energy. That's like me telling.
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You don't have to go. She's got a nice personality
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though. My cousin might have said that,
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I'm not really sure if. There's going to be that kind of
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party. I'm going to stick my Dick in
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the Mashed potato. Those fucking mashed you might
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have just some extra views out. Of the family like that's a good
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look bro. Like, calm down, you're fine.
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I used to. Yo, you're a.
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Beautiful human being. I was grooming today.
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If there's going to be that kind of party, it was.
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Like yeah, a potato is just a fucking gay boiled egg.
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I was grooming today with my glasses on and I realized T Pat
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I'm that dude. Like I'm like, Oh my God, I got
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scraggly. I got a couple scraggly eyebrow
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hers. I'm like, what the Hell's the
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matter with me? Like, oh, I'm close to nose and
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ear hair like style. And thank you for reminding me.
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I will not go on the video cameras for you.
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So did you crimp them? Shits yo.
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I totally crimp that shits. I brought it back to 19, I think
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93. I was like.
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We don't need Rose. I got to love Milli Vanilli, you
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know. I'll tell you something.
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Or Milli Vanilli. I'm sorry, dudes, you know you
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got the shit out of the stick, you know, sorry.
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Milli Vanilli. And Milli.
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And Vanilli. And the other guy, Vanilli.
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And the guy and the guy. Penis, that guy.
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I have to, I have to sidetrack for a quick second.
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I don't know if you if you saw the DMS today, Mr. Hemi, but
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there was there was an interaction the other day
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between one of our close friends and a Turkey and it was very, it
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was very interesting. I will play the clip for
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everybody right about now. might.
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Sell out. Man I hate.
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Turkeys. You start to get pissed off at
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turkeys. Someone just needs to tell the
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turkeys man. Just be yourself.
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It's going to be that kind of Turkey A.
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So in case you missed it, yeah, there was an interesting
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situation with Torquay. And shout out to turkeys.
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Yeah, to be there. If not, I don't care.
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I love Wildcats. Flashbacks.
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There's a lot of flashbacks in this place.
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It's it's endless flashbacks. Speaking of flashbacks, Hemi, I
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had a question for you specifically because T Pat and
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or his cousin had brought something up the other day.
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And or. Yeah, I don't know which one it
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was. They they.
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Speaking like 2 times. What they what they they were
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bringing up some sort of event and the event that they were
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talking about was that spot happening in the Vegas.
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And that's why I'm like, yo, you mentioned flashbacks at me.
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I'm thinking. Yo dude, I'll be honest with
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you, I fucking loved Vegas last time we were all out there.
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I don't even know how long ago that was.
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Was that two years ago? Three years ago.
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That's been like 3 years now. Yeah, I think.
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It's been a minute. 3 back I believe I was there.
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You were there too, Ira. Come.
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Get the fuck out of. Here, I got a hamburger with
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you. What was right next to the big
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screen. Yeah.
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Get me. Yes.
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Yes. Come on now.
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Yes. I'm like, oh, that's, I'm like,
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that's tea Pat. Oh my goodness.
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Tea, Pat. Oh my goodness.
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Tea, Pat. Tea, Pat.
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Tea. Mystical Tea pat.
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Tea Pat. Tea Pat.
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Tea Pat. Tea Pat.
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Tea pat. Tea, Pat.
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Tea pat tea by the bars though, or or the the the footballs,
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whatever the sports shit betting.
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That shit was so nasty dude. I had that.
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Food sucked but the boys were there so it's OK.
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It was gross and convenient. I mean, I swear to God, I think
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daily was there. I seen like Cee Lo.
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Cee Lo was up in there, you know, Chronicle, he was rolling
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out up in that. Motherfucker, that penthouse
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party was pretty wild, man. The Penthouse party.
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Oh my goodness, Who else was there?
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Chrissy. She was there.
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How Crypto. He was there.
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It was crazy. And no.
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Cobra was loving memory Lala. We love you, Lala.
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So yeah, dude, I was reminiscent.
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I'm like, dude, I had a fucking, I had a great fucking time up.
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With that motherfucker, it really was.
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I think maybe slept like 3 hours the whole time we're there for
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the couple days we're there. Are you kidding me?
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Like, dude, it was like, wait, it's like 4 in the morning.
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Where we going now? OK, grab the speaker.
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Like it's like, OK, we're back in the penthouse again.
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And it was crazy, like a legendary experience.
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Riley. Oh, he was there, too.
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That dude was. I remember him.
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No, absolutely not. Yes, you were there, brother.
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No, absolutely not. You were there.
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He was on the balcony. The balcony boys were there and
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you rolled up and you were there.
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No. Absolutely not.
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He was there, oh Demosthenes, Oh my goodness.
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And the river rock was there, oh sweet heavens.
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And Eric the lactate. And Mecca was up in there, oh
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goodness gracious. So I missed those times.
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Those were great time. So I reminisced and I don't know
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when it is this year. Peanut butter.
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But, you know, yeah, like I, I caught the feels dog.
35:32
Who is your? Daddy, is it still going on?
35:35
It's been, it's been a is it still going on?
35:38
The Vegas 1. I don't even know shit about
35:42
that, I'll be honest with you. Are you saying we just need to
35:45
make our own Vegas party? Oh, I would like that as well.
35:48
I mean, obviously. Have you seen my Weiner?
35:51
That's what I'm. Talking about once or two or
35:54
three times, I don't recall. At least at least, but yo, dude,
36:00
like I don't know, like you know, as as you know, you bring
36:04
up reminiscing, We talk about the comics.
36:06
I'm like, I got to hustle some comics out of my crib and and
36:09
get my ass maybe out to Vegas again.
36:11
Now dude was mentioning that they were there was something
36:13
cooking. I am not in the now or the know
36:16
right now about any of that shit, you know what I mean?
36:19
But I love to roll out to that shit.
36:22
I I love that. I love those just events, you
36:24
know? Yeah, I don't know what happened
36:26
in the last one. I didn't hear a lot of people
36:28
going to the last one. I had a lot of people Were you?
36:31
Is that any good? So here's the thing, I've never
36:34
I've been to all the rare evos in Vegas, but I've never been
36:38
inside the conference of rare Evo at Vegas because I don't
36:43
really feel like it was worth spending any money on conference
36:45
tickets because what am I going to learn about the ecosystem
36:48
that I don't already know? So I go to party with the boys,
36:51
right? And I bring I.
36:53
Bring. In my well, at the time it was.
36:55
I don't even know with my wife at the time, but whatever.
36:57
You know, you know that girl this year.
37:01
But oh, yeah, look at you. I I see my inbred.
37:08
Oh, look at. Oh, shit, I'm not even doing
37:10
that. I swear to God, if he enters,
37:12
that's crazy. Damn, She's active.
37:16
Yeah. We're going down here, man.
37:19
I need to make. I need to make so wet baby so we
37:22
have the whole family out. Here.
37:26
The wet baby account coming soon, but yeah, no, but this
37:34
this year I will attend the conference because 1.
37:37
Rand told me he'd give me a VIP ticket if I shut up.
37:39
Shout out to Esco 2. If you just get the hotel room.
37:43
It comes with two general admission tickets anyways so you
37:47
can go no matter what. If you could just get a room on
37:49
the block. No, no, no, no.
37:51
I only like the girls. Is it still?
37:53
Is it still as big as it was? This year I think it's going, I
37:58
don't know what the size of it's going to be, but I know that
38:01
it's not Cardano centric, let's put it that way.
38:04
The Ethereum Foundation has put up more bags than all of Cardano
38:07
combined, at least to my knowledge.
38:11
So a lot of I didn't even it didn't feel that big to me on it
38:14
was a little bit I guess. Oh, I don't know if that's
38:19
actually teapot talk. Or if that's so, it was a little
38:22
bit. Yeah, it sounds like it sounds
38:24
like my cousin. Way, way, way too big.
38:28
Wait, wait, way too spicy. I don't even know.
38:30
Who that was big, big, big, big. But yeah, no, I'm cruising out
38:36
bro with with the baby and and the wifey.
38:40
So we're we're full send Tuesday to Friday.
38:44
Please, my Donuts. I've I won't glaze every bitch's
38:49
Donuts I see, I swear to God. Click, click, click, click,
38:53
click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click,
38:55
click, click. Hey, what girl still throw the
38:57
hearts up for glazing all the bitch's Donuts?
38:59
Let's go. Glaze my Donuts.
39:02
That's what's up. Beautiful naked big titty women
39:05
just don't fall in the sky, you know?
39:06
The royal penis is clean, your Highness.
39:08
Do I make you? Horny baby.
39:10
Cheers. Cheers.
39:10
Cheers. Cheers.
39:11
Cheers. Cheers.
39:12
Grab a stick and twist it. Boobs.
39:15
But he liked my football. My.
39:17
Weiner is all stiff and pointy. Yo, the gravity Dickens twisted.
39:22
Was that the actual video of the sound?
39:24
Like the sound bite? Yeah.
39:26
I've never seen that before in my life.
39:28
And I was dying today. Like I had to show my wife.
39:31
I had to sit down on the couch 'cause I was crying.
39:33
I was like what this is? Where he got it from?
39:36
Oh my God, that shit was crazy. Drive his Dick and twist yet?
39:47
I got to tell you something. He's so serious bro.
39:49
He like he's so mad. It's that real time feed man.
39:53
Dude, yeah, first of all, that guy who's yelling it like drive.
39:56
His Dick and twist. Yet he's a super fan.
39:59
He knows he's like the old. Dick Twist the.
40:02
Old Dick Twist. It's not like the new Dick
40:04
twist, like nobody's done it before.
40:06
It's the old one, like we've. All.
40:08
Been twisting Dicks. Come on, you've all been in a
40:10
dogpile before. Come on now.
40:12
Get on all that stuff, all the board.
40:16
But you know, I got to tell you something T pad.
40:18
This is very interesting. First of all, that is a classic.
40:25
Dick and Twist. It that's a classic drop, right?
40:31
And the beautiful thing is that's not for me.
40:35
Now I will boast and gloat that that I am looking at way too
40:39
many many many to way too many words in front of me that that
40:44
you know are buttons that I've chosen to do myself.
40:47
But some of the ultra gold Hemi sent me this sound bite years
40:53
ago, years ago. Am I wrong Hemi?
40:58
Yeah, that, that first original one.
41:00
Yeah. See, we were throwing all kinds
41:02
of, we were throwing all kinds of stuff around.
41:04
Yeah, it was good. So some of the ultra classics
41:09
like I I would love to take credit for a lot of this shit,
41:12
but yeah, this one an. Old Dick twist.
41:15
I didn't even know about the old Dick twist until Hemi introduced
41:20
me to the old Dick twist. So shout out to the old Dick
41:23
twist. An old Dick twist.
41:26
You know I mean. You gave him in, you know,
41:28
Hookah, land and sinker got Stevie.
41:30
Yeah, well, I mean that the hook, line and sinker.
41:32
Literally. Oh, you don't want to.
41:34
Oh, the hook. Oh man.
41:36
My dad used. To work in a meat packing plant
41:38
and they used to grab those meat hooks and upside down.
41:41
They used to run around and knock each other in the nuts
41:44
from behind with the hook upside down to fuck around with each
41:47
other. The new guy did not know that
41:50
was the joke that was going on, so he did not flip his hook the
41:55
right way and somebody got their nuts dropped out of the sack,
42:00
dipping it in and pulling it out and dipping it in and pulling it
42:03
out. So shout out to the meat packing
42:05
industry. There were some balls in that
42:07
burgers that day. Apparently some weird ass shit.
42:11
I can't make this shit up. Peanut butter Jelly.
42:17
And Jelly. I'm legally blind.
42:19
I could see barely. Barely.
42:21
Barely. So now you got me all hyped up,
42:23
Mr. Stevie. Are we doing a another trip?
42:26
At some point we should probably start talking about something
42:29
like that. Wait, wait, excuse me,
42:33
everybody. Who's listening to Wildcards, by
42:36
the way? We, we do.
42:39
We do stuff for real time, you know?
42:43
Like it and repost it and and remember that Hemi just said
42:46
that he's excited. I don't.
42:50
Know always excited missus Stevie, come on now.
42:54
From up close, unless you know you, you can't tell you excited
42:59
you that straight. Like my kids thought that you
43:02
were a ninja. I told them you were a ninja and
43:04
they believed me because they're like, what's up with that guy?
43:07
I'm like, yo, he strikes when he needs to strike and then they're
43:10
like, yo, they were watching you and they were just like
43:13
flabbergasted. So shout out to your excitement,
43:17
Hemi. I don't know dog like.
43:20
At those locos. Forever.
43:21
Forever. Honestly, if if I could hustle a
43:25
couple bucks and there's like a round trip like for whatever,
43:29
like word, I would roll out somewhere.
43:31
Yeah, we should probably plan something for sure, but like,
43:34
yeah, give us some time, figure it out.
43:36
Doesn't have to be soon, but at some point.
43:41
It's got to be something because, you know, like, why,
43:44
why the fuck not, you know, like, and, and it would be fun
43:47
to do this shit real time together somewhere else besides,
43:52
you know, the United States of Boston and Australia, you know
43:56
what I mean? From Boston.
43:59
Yeah, it's a bit of a hike up to the Australia for sure.
44:03
I got bronchitis. I know so T pal, when is that
44:08
shit? It's the very end of July, I
44:13
believe, like the 28th to the 31st, but let me just double
44:18
check the calendar. Yeah.
44:21
So 28th to the 31st, 28th is the opening day, 31st is the final
44:27
night. So I'm going the 28th to the
44:31
31st Exactly. It's it's an economical choice.
44:36
In addition to, you know, I'm testing things out with a baby,
44:40
a very new one in Vegas. So I don't want to stay too
44:44
long. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:47
For for real. And, and it's hot.
44:48
Well, it's, it's hot. It's hot where you're from, but
44:50
it's a it's a different heat. It's a it's, it's a dry, nasty
44:56
fucking triple digit type shit heat bro.
45:00
It's it's, it's crazy. It's.
45:02
Actually like disgusting. I hate it, like it.
45:05
I try to stay inside as much as possible.
45:08
Yeah, it is virtual insanity up in that motherfucker.
45:12
It's fun as shit. I love it, Hemi.
45:16
We got to think about things, talk about things, maybe do
45:20
something and live in that virtual insanity with our
45:24
brothers. I mean, shit, I don't even know.
45:30
I don't even know what prices are for anything.
45:32
On the other end, I fucking hate hotels.
45:35
I don't like being stacked in a box with lots of people on top
45:38
of me and underneath me unless we're in the same room and
45:41
naked, you know? So I don't know the Airbnb's.
45:45
I mean, we got we can figure something out and if not
45:48
immediate, you know, in in the soon, you know what I mean?
45:52
Yeah, for sure. I think, I think for Tuesday to
45:55
Friday, I, I don't know what the prices are at the moment, but I
45:58
think for that entire length of the stay he's like only like 500
46:02
and something bucks. I was like pretty impressed to
46:05
be honest. Shout out to Length.
46:08
Shout out to length, shout out to girth, shout out to to my
46:11
cousin who stays wet. Endlessly and and shout out to
46:16
to Riley's thumbs. I don't even notice any.
46:18
Difference between thumbs. Anymore those thumbs got some
46:22
weird thumbs dude, I'm just saying real quick.
46:25
I got to I got to roll something real quick.
46:28
So just do me a favor. If you show me your genitals,
46:34
your genitals what? Show me your genitals,
46:37
genitalia. You listening to Wildcats So.
46:42
That, that, Mitch Hedberg said. I just watched that like not
46:45
even a day and a half ago with, with the, you know, someone down
46:51
there. Seriously.
46:53
Yeah. And and that exact set.
46:56
That's why it's so funny that you're playing it, because if I
46:59
listened it to AT the other day, like that exact set.
47:06
I think that shows how we're connected, brother.
47:09
You know, I'm sitting here on the East Coast.
47:13
You're over there on the West side.
47:16
We're hours apart, miles apart, but for some reason we're like
47:22
words. We like bitch, Hedberg, that
47:25
dudes like a white dude who sounds like a black dude who's
47:29
wicked high and surfs. That's right.
47:38
I think whenever I'm bored bro, I put on 2 hour compilations of
47:42
just his sets from whenever till dude.
47:46
There's some like shit when he's like in the comedy like Cellar
47:48
and his hair's like down to his ass.
47:50
Basically. It's like before he was even
47:52
like famous Miss Hedberg and and bro, the dude just there's no,
47:57
no one's ever going to be like him literally ever like.
48:00
Yo, he's so good. He's so good and and OK, so I
48:05
don't even know his name, but you know dude from the couch in
48:08
what's that movie dude? You know the the movie about
48:12
smoking weed half baked? You ever?
48:15
Seen that? I always have a hard time
48:16
remembering the name of that movie too.
48:18
Maybe it's because we're baked. Shout out to getting baked.
48:22
So dude from the couch, he's like a famous dude.
48:26
Like he's got like a legendary iconic voice and shit too right?
48:30
I I forget his name but I watched a back and forth like it
48:33
was a YouTube compilation of just one liners between Mitch
48:38
Hedberg and dude from the couch. Just like they're one lines at a
48:42
time for like an hour. I listened to that shit while I
48:45
was on the ladder yesterday. So shout out to comedy.
48:49
It's good to laugh. And yeah, we we might not all
48:53
have the same sense of humor, for crying out loud, but there's
48:56
some shit that's timeless because shit.
48:58
How old's the Mitch Hedberg shit?
49:01
Oh bro, you going way, way back. Like I I think I've seen him on
49:06
star search, you know, like Ed McMahon, so I'm not even
49:12
playing. So shout out to that dude, but
49:14
he's fucking hilarious And and again, T pad.
49:16
It's funny because between you, your cousin and the wet girl,
49:21
you 3 somehow have a connection and know half the shit that is
49:29
wicked strange and obscure that comes from the the bowels of of
49:37
my ID or whatever the. Other one, bro, I got to ask
49:41
what girl all the time, what the hell?
49:43
It was just that on the soundboard.
49:44
And she goes, Oh no, it's from that one thing.
49:46
And then she like tells me exactly where it's from.
49:48
I'm like, bro, like what the fuck?
49:51
How do you know that? And then and then you do another
49:53
one. I'm like, even today when I sat
49:55
her down to show her the fucking grab his Dick and twist it, she
49:58
was like, no way. That's from.
50:00
I can't believe that that's on the sound board.
50:02
I'm like, yeah, I know. I and that's one that surprised
50:05
both of us. We're like, honestly, I thought
50:09
that guy in the background was that one comedian that actually
50:13
wrote for the Chappelle Show, Neal Brennan.
50:18
It looks just like him. I thought it was him at the
50:20
beginning. That's funny shit because it
50:23
totally fucking looks like that dude.
50:24
That dude's a legend. But no like.
50:30
You got a girl laughing so hard right now.
50:33
She's taking the background, she's literally feeding, she's
50:35
got a baby on the boob and literally laughing her ass off
50:40
right now. I I got to tell you something
50:42
right now, and this is boob, but this this is, you know,
50:47
respectful, but shout out to the wet girls boobies.
50:55
Those things are going to work right now for the wet baby.
50:59
That's right, bring in that sexy nourishment.
51:04
That's right, wet baby get you grow on.
51:12
Yeah, Steve, Stevie, you got to stop because she's crying,
51:14
laughing so hard and that's going to take away from the milk
51:16
from the baby. Sorry, Can you believe we're
51:31
friends? What's the matter with me?
51:33
Jesus Christ, I'm fucking talking about your girl's
51:36
boobies and or actually they are milk wagons at this point
51:40
officially. So shout out to the wet girl.
51:43
To the wet guys lady, the wet girl.
51:45
They're not my boobies anymore. Oh, oh, boobies anymore?
51:50
Uh oh. Oh, that's right everybody.
51:53
Something just fucking happened. Milk jugs, you know what I'm
51:56
saying? Those are the milk jugs.
52:00
Shut up to milk jugs. You know, if it weren't for
52:03
them. Where are we going to be?
52:05
You're listening to Wildcats. Wait, is spicy?
52:08
No, it's not. How spicy is today going to?
52:11
Be spicy sometimes though because bro, like I'm trying to
52:14
get a sip and she's like oh hell no.
52:16
Oh hey, what do you mean? I'm just saying I want to just
52:19
get a little, you know what I'm saying?
52:22
Isn't that what let Homelander get some extra superpowers?
52:26
The booby milk. Daddy, Daddy's hungry too, you
52:29
know what I'm saying? Like free meals?
52:32
Shout out to free meals. You get one side and wet baby
52:37
gets the other. Everything is going to be is
52:41
going to be beautiful. Take the family photo.
52:47
A proper family. Photo.
52:49
I think that yo, you know how you did the mall and like
52:55
everyone like they'd like dress all the kids up like and like
52:57
set them up on the chairs and stuff.
52:59
Oh my God, go. To the mall and be like I'm
53:01
going. To glamour shots, you can get
53:02
some glamour. Shots going to be on the other
53:04
boom. Yeah, I got a vision like she
53:06
said. I have a vision bro.
53:09
Yo, either that or your Christmas cards are going to
53:12
take a sexy weird twist so. It wasn't the Wildcats real
53:25
quick. I I would be remiss if I did not
53:29
bring up something very important, because.
54:36
Unfortunately for the Cardano, I hate when people call it CNT.
54:41
It's like, bro, there's just tokens on Cardano and people
54:45
trade tokens on Cardano. That's great.
54:46
We don't need to label AC onto it, but they're down
54:51
atrociously. Like this week is a bloodbath.
54:55
It's, as Esco would call it, the 1010 of.
55:00
My penis on the blockchain. Yeah, yeah.
55:03
They don't donate. The.
55:05
Spike, is that what you're saying?
55:07
Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just saying I think we
55:09
introduced leverage platforms and therefore everyone got
55:14
liquidated. But it's OK baby, because I have
55:17
a cousin who loves wet things and liquidation equals wetness
55:21
because you can pick up the things you drop that are wet if
55:26
you are very good at it. It sounds like a tactical
55:36
placement there T Bath. Because throw up a fucking fist
55:39
or something that you know what you're doing up there.
55:40
Are you fading right? All right, all right, let me
55:46
see. So shout out to my crew over
55:47
there. Shout out to Clays after Doc.
55:50
Love you motherfuckers. Clays after doc.
55:53
Fucking love them. That's good.
55:56
Seriously, though, you know, talk about like spaces that have
56:01
been around forever. Now, they might not be around at
56:03
this exact moment in the time, but forever, Yes, cap.
56:08
No, cap. Seriously, they've no cap.
56:10
No, It feels good. It really does.
56:13
It does. It does.
56:14
Smoke weed everyday you're. Listening to Wildcats,
56:17
wildcards, bitches. I can't believe all of that
56:22
didn't make Roni show up and be like cut the shit brony.
56:28
She gets pretty spicy and she don't let that stuff fly like
56:31
that, you know what I mean? You know what?
56:33
Thank you for reminding me. Hemi.
56:35
Hemi. Thank you.
56:36
You are a legend. I think I can.
56:39
Oh, wait a second. Is there?
56:40
Is there more? Because I think there was more.
56:43
You got more story mode. Yeah, actually, you know what, I
56:47
was talking to Roni a couple weeks ago and so or somebody was
56:50
talking to Roni and and they're like, yo, so Roni, what do you
56:53
think of Stevie? And, and she's like.
56:55
And I love him, he's awesome and I can venture with him.
57:00
I know, I know. Tell me more about what you
57:02
think about Stevie. And I love fucking fucking
57:06
fucking pen. Wow.
57:08
OK. You went a little too far there,
57:10
Roni. I understand.
57:12
But what? What time zone do we all
57:14
appreciate? Boston fucking time.
57:17
That's right, girl. One more time.
57:19
What kind of interview was that? Fucking time.
57:22
No, Roni, tell it for the people in the back.
57:25
Boston fucking time. That's what.
57:27
Time. There's only two time zones.
57:29
There's East Coast and West Coast, nothing in between.
57:33
Nothing in between. Boston fucking time.
57:37
And for those of you who think there are other States and time
57:41
zones, you're wrong. Thanks anyways.
57:45
Thanks anyways. Come again next time.
57:48
What? The fuck does an anus have to
57:50
do? Seriously.
57:51
Tell. Everything.
57:53
It kind of does. It says Holy gum, bombs and
57:55
beans, America. Is, you know, America's butt
57:58
hole. So basically it makes perfect
58:01
sense it. It it does but.
58:04
Different, same same. Ideally, on an ideal situation,
58:09
same. Same.
58:10
Dearly. We are same same.
58:15
We are same same of. Course, you have the beginning.
58:20
Same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same,
58:23
same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same,
58:25
same same but but different. Yes, yes, I know, I know.
58:35
Would you give a guy a foot massage?
58:38
Shout out the foot massages by the.
58:39
Way you know it's. One of those days.
58:43
You got one of those peculiar fetishes about the feet.
58:47
I know there's boys out there who have a feet fetish.
58:50
Would you give a guy a foot massage?
58:53
I have not. I might have to try it though to
58:56
say I don't like it so I can't really you.
58:59
Know yeah, I can't knock it too, right?
59:02
Wicked smile. Exactly, you know, got tested
59:05
out first. Was it veiny smooth turtleneck?
59:10
Anteater turtleneck for sure. Ronnie.
59:17
You listen to Wildcats. It's Thursday night.
59:20
Why are you here? I'll tell you why, because
59:22
you're like, yo, what the fucks the matter with those
59:24
motherfuckers? This is a fun fucking time.
59:28
Tell me wrong up with. That I know.
59:31
So what's up with that? That's exactly what's up with
59:34
that. Yeah, it's getting kicked off
59:36
the stage. No, nobody's getting kicked off
59:38
the stage right now. Well, it is Thursday.
59:44
It's about that time it. Oh, oh, oh, it is naked.
59:48
Oh. Is it the last call for naked
59:51
time? Come and come and come and come
59:54
and Jesus, Demosthenes, cut the shit out, man.
59:59
You know what you know. How far it's going to be hot?
1:00:02
Yeah, I do. Kati.
1:00:04
Kati. You know, for someone so sexy,
1:00:07
you're pretty vulgar. And I love it.
1:00:11
I love give. Me.
1:00:12
Your penis. I love cardi B bro for real I
1:00:15
love I love sexy red. I love Cardi BI, love all the
1:00:19
ratchet ass hoes doing that thing.
1:00:24
I too, I too love the ratchet ass hoes but one thing I do know
1:00:30
about them. Vaginas be communicating they
1:00:33
got their old vagina language talk about.
1:00:42
Seriously, you shut. Up that is gold, whatever the
1:00:45
fuck you just that is. Gold Wet girl will be telling
1:00:49
you after she empties out boobs. The boobs.
1:00:53
OK, so she'll tell you she knows.
1:00:57
I'll give you one more so you know.
1:00:59
Cortana's be communicating they got their own vagina language
1:01:03
talking about. Get me your penis.
1:01:12
He was plot cats. Oh my God.
1:01:19
That is it really is. It's it's it feels good.
1:01:24
It feels good. It does, dude.
1:01:27
Oh, don't do. No, no, no.
1:01:29
But shout out to Roni though. Roni.
1:01:31
We will troll you till the end because you're Roni.
1:01:34
Roni. Roni.
1:01:35
Roni keep trolling her until she comes up.
1:01:39
We're going to have to do that. Maybe we're going to have to
1:01:42
include her in the next theme song for next week where it's
1:01:45
like, you know, the three drinks and the wet guy and then and
1:01:49
Roni. We're going to try to do
1:01:51
something. Thank you, I'm happy and you
1:01:53
know I'm always wet. And then pulling the wet, that's
1:01:56
good. It's going to get sexy.
1:01:58
It already is sexy up in here, by the way, because in case you
1:02:01
didn't realize, I, Zhang SA, I know it is hanging all right.
1:02:05
Right now, 2/3 to the left. Wild card, wild card, bitches.
1:02:12
Wait, was that a throwback for your father with the meat hook
1:02:16
with, with the, you know, to the left?
1:02:18
It just felt like it kind of was a, you know, what do they call
1:02:21
it in comedy when they touch back?
1:02:23
On something lonely, one nut. Sucking Dick for $5 has allowed
1:02:29
me to raise enough money to feed the homeless.
1:02:32
Oh wow, so that's how you get the comic shop.
1:02:35
That is literally that girl right there is doing more for
1:02:39
this earth than anyone I've ever heard.
1:02:45
Yes, I am her biggest customer, so indirectly, yes, I have fed
1:02:52
the homeless shadow. To the.
1:02:55
Homeless out there? AKA.
1:02:57
The bathroom division. I appreciate you guys.
1:03:04
Wildcats, what's the matter with us?
1:03:06
That's right. It's Thursday night.
1:03:07
What else is cooking, guys? Because I'm I'm sparking
1:03:09
something else and I'm looking at the clock, it's like almost
1:03:13
10:00. Boston.
1:03:15
Another rental that they live in and they're in Hawaii, but it's
1:03:20
only for five days. I went there today.
1:03:23
They're working fast, they're working hard.
1:03:25
But bro, I had a breakdown. The whole fucking house, the
1:03:30
whole thing, every wall. I'm an eclectic, like I'm a
1:03:32
bohemian, you know, hippie surfer type of vibe.
1:03:35
And same with my girl. We got shit everywhere on the
1:03:38
wall. It's like it is fucking, you
1:03:40
know, you walk in there, you're like, whoa, like this is a lot
1:03:43
of shit, but like in a really beautiful way.
1:03:47
And I got a lot of house plants. I got a fish, a big fish tank.
1:03:52
There's only one fish in the huge fish tank because I believe
1:03:55
it's a koi fish, not a goldfish. And it's proving its point after
1:04:00
I revived it about two years ago and it lost all of its tail and
1:04:05
everything. And I, I hand caressed it,
1:04:07
Stevie, every night. And I'd put this, I'd bring this
1:04:11
beautiful goldfish up in my hand and I'd put this purple blue
1:04:14
paint stuff on its tail, and apparently it was going to make
1:04:18
it heal. And it did.
1:04:20
And now I have a koi. Fish T Pak's got magical healing
1:04:25
power. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:04:25
My cousin helped me a lot with this because, you know,
1:04:28
obviously, therefore I went there today just to go grab
1:04:34
something. They already changed the fucking
1:04:35
door knob. I don't even have a key to get
1:04:38
in so I had a break in. And no, no shit.
1:04:41
Yeah, I had a break in and then they had everything taped off
1:04:44
that I told them to tape off. But you know, I'm just in a in a
1:04:48
scenario. That it's called a crime.
1:04:50
It's annoying. It's very annoying.
1:04:52
Let me put it. This it's annoying because
1:04:55
you're out of your routine and your element.
1:04:58
Like you just said, besides your beautiful bohemian lifestyle,
1:05:03
you got plants and fish. So you're like, shit, I got to
1:05:06
deal with shit at home. It's like I got a garden.
1:05:09
It's like if I'm away for a week and I'm like, shit, I got to
1:05:11
take care of my garden. But I mean, like, this is like
1:05:14
like totally disrupting your flow.
1:05:17
And I'll tell you something, my friend T Pad.
1:05:20
Let me tell you right now in the past, like two or three, no,
1:05:25
like 3 weeks. I like rotate cars cars because
1:05:31
of just some life shit. So like I'm not in the same car
1:05:35
like 2 days in a row like so usually I'm whipping in my
1:05:38
truck. I got everything where it's
1:05:40
supposed to be. I know what it is right, But
1:05:43
like, Oh no, I got to take this car today.
1:05:45
So then it's like, oh shit, I don't have this.
1:05:48
I don't have this like all my shit, right, and then tomorrow
1:05:52
gets Oh, I got it different. And so like I'm not even playing
1:05:55
and like, you know, white people problems where I got too many
1:05:57
cars, but it's like damn, like that routine fuck up fucks me up
1:06:03
enough to just put me all in disarray.
1:06:06
And that's not my crib. That's just my my whip, you
1:06:09
know, so crib is a different story.
1:06:12
That sucks and I. Forgot there's a A10 week old
1:06:15
baby in in the mix. You didn't forget that there is
1:06:21
the wet baby. Oh, wet.
1:06:26
Baby to to the X platforms, I promise you.
1:06:30
Yo, but by the way, God bless you baby though, because again,
1:06:33
like yo the the notion of transition.
1:06:37
By the way, Stevie, because I have your phone number, so I'll.
1:06:40
Please blow my shit up. Please.
1:06:46
But anyways, my rant went overtime so you know, just make
1:06:49
the call. No, first of all your your rant
1:06:53
very important because God damn it that fucking sucks.
1:06:58
Like for real like. I got a new car, though I did
1:07:00
get a new car in the process. I heard you.
1:07:02
Yeah. So I got a freshie bro of it's
1:07:05
brand new Chevy Trax LT20260 down 0% APR.
1:07:13
Got out the door for a little bit over 25 K and my the last
1:07:20
car I had 2010. Yo get first yo wait so like a a
1:07:29
brand new whip, that's what it is that's.
1:07:32
It currently has 48 miles it I bought it at 10 miles and now
1:07:36
has 48 miles. I've never had a new car but and
1:07:39
they say it's a bad investment but I'm sorry, I'm going to have
1:07:43
to disagree with the deal I got. Yo, yeah, everything's a bad
1:07:48
investment that you purchase besides like a home and real
1:07:52
estate, right, Because almost anything that you purchase, as
1:07:56
soon as you cut the tape off of it, it decreases in value by
1:08:00
50%, right. And then the depreciation
1:08:03
overtime etcetera, etcetera, almost anything you can
1:08:06
purchase, that's kind of how it works, you buy and.
1:08:09
Then they try to hit you with the OR I was going to be get the
1:08:11
2025 right, the one right before this one, but but it comes with
1:08:16
5 to 7% AP. What?
1:08:18
AP Whatever you call that shit, you know the interest.
1:08:21
APY Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I look I did the math the the
1:08:26
old one would cost me more than the new one over the length of
1:08:30
the loan. Get the fuck out of.
1:08:32
Here, man, for real. Get the fuck out of here.
1:08:34
That's you. That's a what's that?
1:08:36
Something you couldn't refuse? That's an offer or a deal you
1:08:39
couldn't refuse. Facts.
1:08:41
Facts, Brother Pump. My penis.
1:08:46
And pop my penis too yo. Shout out to new whips though,
1:08:50
like. Yo, how'd you get a discount,
1:08:53
yo? Bro it's got the smell and
1:08:55
everything dude. I've never had a new car smell
1:08:56
before. It's nice dude.
1:09:00
You heard the question from Hemi though, so.
1:09:04
Would you like a discount on your car?
1:09:08
Only if it's big discount. I like big discount.
1:09:12
You like a you like a big discount on your car.
1:09:15
Penis, Penis, penis. Reach around maybe?
1:09:29
Oh, I whipped it out with Shamoy and Tahin on this bad boy.
1:09:33
I swear to die. Maybe you like my my my fresh
1:09:38
potatoes as a big. Nipple.
1:09:41
Yeah, a potato is just a fucking.
1:09:42
Gay boiled egg it. Is.
1:09:45
That's why that dog was biting me in the first place.
1:09:47
Bro, I was outside of the window on Monday or Tuesday night,
1:09:52
smoke, smoking a spliff, looking through at the the the subtitles
1:09:56
or whatever on the TV while my girls watching inside and I can
1:10:00
hear her laughing and I'm laughing at the fucking
1:10:03
subtitles. Yeah, no, that dude, he, he
1:10:06
crushes it. He was also on never mind.
1:10:09
You know, it doesn't even matter.
1:10:10
He was on some old shit from back in the day too.
1:10:13
Well, I'll tell you something. I you know, if you do my like my
1:10:16
YouTube shorts are all like random programming, like single
1:10:20
boy computers, random shit like that and like stupid comedy and
1:10:25
then suddenly this random Asian chick changing masks over and
1:10:29
over again and posing. That's basically my whole thing.
1:10:32
It's crazy I got to send you my favorite person on TikTok.
1:10:35
It's this Asian chick who sells engines in China and you'll die
1:10:39
through it. Wait, is she the one who makes
1:10:41
engine sounds? No, no, no, she says.
1:10:43
My engines are very nice. Combine my engines.
1:10:47
I have nice engines. Bro.
1:10:48
You, I'll send you. You will literally cry.
1:10:51
Yo. You had me at Asian woman
1:10:55
selling engines. I already have.
1:10:57
Engines. Combined them from me.
1:10:59
Oh my God, dude, you're going to die.
1:11:03
I'm going to love that, especially because I I have been
1:11:06
told respectfully, respectfully, I have been told that I have
1:11:11
little Chinese nuts. Shout out to my little down.
1:11:17
Oh my God, I was just going. Oh my God, I was just going to
1:11:20
be. The champ is here.
1:11:24
That's what. And then it was, you know.
1:11:25
The champ is here and. Then Puerto Rico, you know that,
1:11:29
OK. So.
1:11:32
You just didn't know what to do. I.
1:11:34
Don't know what to do now. I I.
1:11:36
There's so many buttons. I.
1:11:38
I I'm gonna touch my. Oh my God, yes.
1:11:42
So. What is going on?
1:11:43
Is this the late night hour or what happened?
1:11:45
This wasn't supposed to happen. This wasn't going to happen like
1:11:50
this. And I'm like, what time is it?
1:11:52
Boston fucking time. I know.
1:11:55
Damn, that's like real aggressive and.
1:11:58
Sucks, really it does, right? It's like, who is that I?
1:12:03
Know Damn Ronnie must have been super spicy that night.
1:12:07
Wicked spicy. Wicked smart.
1:12:09
Wicked spicy too, my friend. Boston fucking time, you know?
1:12:13
Boston fucking time when the when the spaces aren't recorded,
1:12:18
you know, because people will say some wild shit.
1:12:21
Who says what? What?
1:12:23
OK, nobody says wild shit. Yes, yes.
1:12:28
This isn't a safe space. It is Wildcats.
1:12:31
It is Wildcats and and here we are living in a fishbowl, Miss
1:12:35
Roni. I hear.
1:12:38
Yeah, I I heard some some new words that I learned.
1:12:42
I put them in the comments of this space.
1:12:45
Tell me some words. I need to hear some words.
1:12:49
I I heard Kah. Kah kah.
1:12:53
Yeah, that one spell it, it's like CAHHHHH.
1:12:59
Correct, correct. Forever.
1:13:02
And then a garden. Got it A.
1:13:06
Garden. Correct, he had a lot of plans.
1:13:10
So then I guess I meant he had a whole garden in his house.
1:13:15
Tell me more of these words. The the thing that he has to
1:13:18
open to put his car inside of the thing.
1:13:23
What? What is it?
1:13:24
What is it? Stevie Tyrus.
1:13:25
Wait the thing. Pull.
1:13:27
The car into the. Hey, pull your handbook out the.
1:13:30
Cole. Yeah, yo, absolutely.
1:13:34
The one. You mean the the garage or how
1:13:38
do you? How do you say that?
1:13:41
The the garage is what's up or the garage, but we we call it
1:13:47
the car hole on the east and West Coast, apparently.
1:13:50
Shout out to T pad for living that car hole life.
1:13:54
Oh my goodness. See another, another degree of
1:13:58
that. Six degrees, my friend.
1:14:00
Wait, hit me, hit me, hit me with the the brand that you wear
1:14:05
when you want to get warm and it's it has the word car in it
1:14:09
and it has the word, you know, hearts.
1:14:12
Oh, you know what's funny? Oh my goodness.
1:14:14
Yo, kaha, when I was in when I was in high school, no, like
1:14:20
middle school, right? This kid Darren now Darren got a
1:14:23
shitty Mustang, like the the one tailpipe Mustang that looked
1:14:28
like 1 but didn't sound like a Mustang.
1:14:30
And he he he was, you know, that the guy who had the car over the
1:14:35
summer and I wasn't around during the summer.
1:14:37
So I came back. I'm like, yo, we hanging with
1:14:39
Darren now They're like, yeah, he's got a car.
1:14:41
I'm like, OK, whatever. And then so Darren?
1:14:45
Yes. What Darren or Darren?
1:14:47
Darren, his dad, was friends with some major car hot
1:14:53
distributor, so suddenly we all were dipped out in car hot
1:14:58
supplies from Darren's. Dad, because he was.
1:15:02
Trying to buy a friendship, so a shout out to Car Hot and Darren.
1:15:07
Appreciate you dude. Has some fucking overalls right
1:15:11
now that I need a cop because bro they got they got like
1:15:15
golden accessories on the black taha overalls you know?
1:15:20
What I'm saying yo-yo I I I'm going to use.
1:15:26
These overalls to tend to your gotten.
1:15:29
To pack 1000%. Come on.
1:15:36
Obviously naked underneath them. Everybody gets naked at one
1:15:40
point in the day. We're.
1:15:40
Asking them, but thanks for sharing.
1:15:43
Well, you should have assumed. That details do matter
1:15:47
sometimes. Run against some jeans.
1:15:50
Hard Jean fabric. Oof bompy bompy bompy bompy
1:15:55
bompy. Lot of rash.
1:15:56
My parents, neighbors, I just walked outside.
1:15:59
I could hear them out there. They heard me say that so loud.
1:16:05
Did you get some new subscribers in CPAC?
1:16:08
Maybe watching you in the garden now.
1:16:10
Oh yeah, I got to wash it in the garden.
1:16:12
I got to watch it in the garden. All the gotta.
1:16:14
Be washing it in the garden. I have nipples. 100% bro and I
1:16:19
got the filters on everything bro my I don't even let my
1:16:22
plants drink unfiltered tap water.
1:16:25
They got they got to go through at least an RV type shit.
1:16:31
Reverse osmot? Wait, what's RV?
1:16:33
I was going to say reverse osmosis.
1:16:37
Oh, I have that. I installed that myself
1:16:39
underneath the sink in my apartment, as you'd call it.
1:16:46
They have the. I call it a flat OK, don't make
1:16:49
assumptions. No, these motherfuckers thought
1:16:52
they're going to charge me 450 to install it.
1:16:54
I just did it myself. I was like this takes 2 seconds
1:16:57
bro you just drill a fucking hole in the fucking pipe and
1:17:00
then fucking seal it up and call it a day. 400 for what?
1:17:06
For that pipe. Judo flips.
1:17:08
Jiu jitsu flips motherfuckers. All.
1:17:10
This. What's all this work that needs
1:17:13
to get done that you have going on?
1:17:15
Oh. So just in case you weren't
1:17:17
listening. Ronnie showed up.
1:17:19
To railroad the show, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
1:17:23
No, I just, he said. Like the walls?
1:17:25
You got. You got a map he's always
1:17:27
working on. He said don't touch all the shit
1:17:31
on the walls, but then they touch the shit and he's mad and
1:17:34
his. Koi fish.
1:17:35
Shit everywhere. All this stuff, all the all the
1:17:38
shit that you know is on the walls, but it looks nice.
1:17:41
Yeah, I mean, Ronnie, I can send you a video of what it it looked
1:17:44
like today because I snuck into the house, bro, and I had some
1:17:48
drugs. You broke.
1:17:50
Yeah, well, I had some drugs in the top drawer that I realized I
1:17:52
ran out of that I should have brought.
1:17:54
What the mail did you just say? So therefore I had to go back
1:17:58
into the pad and they had the kitchen sealed off so gnarly
1:18:02
that I had to RIP all the plastic sealing off the ground
1:18:06
with the masking tape. And they had a bunch of wood
1:18:09
boards over it too. So I don't move all those.
1:18:11
And then I I got through like 6 inches of like this tape. 6
1:18:16
inches bro. I squeezed.
1:18:18
That really means 3. He got over this.
1:18:21
I squeezed. My ass through the bottom of
1:18:23
that fucking seal. That fucking room.
1:18:26
And then I got in there and then I videotaped the whole room to
1:18:28
make sure I could record their progress.
1:18:31
Because they ain't be done by Monday.
1:18:33
And if they ain't done by Monday, that's a problem
1:18:36
because? That that sounds like a real
1:18:41
good grade A adult film there. Too bad dude.
1:18:45
You could film a porno of. My place right now and if you
1:18:47
could. Film the porno inside of my
1:18:49
house right now. It would.
1:18:50
Look Penis, Penis, penis. It would look like you're
1:18:53
fucking in squid bro. Penis, Penis, penis.
1:18:56
Yeah, no, at least, at least at least you could.